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Free Download Kdrama Www.30tk.ir You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen,

but I gotta tell you,

I'm gonna go with someone else.

You what?

I've been doing a lot of thinking and...

I found a better deal.

Make love to me, Larry.

- Excuse me? - Make love to me

before you walk out of my life forever.

Well, I guess we're consenting adults.

Aha!

I accept your rejection.

- Can you hear anything? - No, it's just a fast busy signal.

I'm gonna wring that I.T. Bastard's neck.

I thought you said all you had to do was... - right,

just turn it on and dial. That's what they told me, that's what I did.

- Son of a bitch. - Well then, how are you gonna call the limo company?

- How will they ever find us? - I don't know.

What do I look like... the dispatcher? I have no idea.

They were supposed to meet us with the sign in by baggage claim,

but no. I guess we're not in Kansas anymore.

Not even close.

Oh, you know what? This is horseshit.

I'm not gonna wait around this glorified bus station one more second.

We're taking a taxi. Come on, let's go.

Yes, hello. Uh, do you speak English?

Thank you.

Hello, sir. Do you speak English?

Forget it, thank you.

Yes, hello. Uh... do you speak English?

Yes, and the capital of Nebraska is Omaha.

- You're hired, good. Load'em up. - Ho-ho-ho,

this way, John Wayne. I'd love to take your money,

but these cabs are lined up in order.

You have to take the one at the head of the stand,

or I will be killed, and I'm not kidding.

All right, look...

How much does it cost to get from here to the Rankov in U.S. dollars?

20, give or take.

For crying out loud.

Yes, hello. See this? It's money.

I'm giving you money, okay? Thank you.

Have a good day. All right. Look,

do me a favor, will you? Tell him he's paid in full.

Yeah, Hardy har har.

Capitalism works every time.

Welcome to Bulgaria.

Talk about a gypsy cab.

If you please,

I'm not gypsy. I'm Russian.

Big-time difference, Roy Rogers.

Yeah. Well, if you please, my name isn't Roy Rogers,

- and it's not John Wayne either. - It's William Cole.

- And I'm Jackie. - My name is Yegor.

Yegor... pleased to meet you.

- What brings you to Bravoda? - Business.

- Shopping. - Plenty of blue-light specials here.

Capitalism is still new to us.

We're not as good at... how you say...

price gouging?

Good morning, p-money.

Your teeth are very dirty.

Brush them.

How are you supposed to get the women with your hair like this

rolling in your '64? Brush your hair.

Now you're looking fly.

Pavel.

Pavel! Come. Quickly!

Sleep!

Yes, doctor?

Tell me what you see here. Look.

I see cells.

Normal cells?

Normal cells. What is big whoopee?

They're cells from two different DNA profiles.

Huh?

Each one...

- Living side by each, growing? - Yeah.

Duplicating?

It appears the new inhibitor is working.

That is some phat news!

Slip me some skin, my main man.

Oh, come on.

Excuse me,

there's no buckle for my seatbelt.

What we need seatbelt for? It's short drive.

Frankly, you don't seem like a good driver.

I'm excellent driver.

Will you slow down, please?

What is problem? I'm going with flow of traffic.

I've always loved the smell of European cigarettes.

- Would you put that out, please? - It's his cab, dear.

It's my lungs.

And just so you know, where I come from, a little place

called America, the customer is always right.

Too bad. You're here now.

Excuse me, will you please not talk on the cell phone

while you drive?

- It's my uncle. - I don't give a shit if it's the pope.

I'm not paying you to talk on the cell phone. I'm paying you to drive the cab!

William, you're being such an ugly American.

Oh, what? You like it here so much

- you wanna move to Bulgaria? - It's tempting.

Just so you know, in many states in the U.S. it is against the law

to talk on a cell phone while you drive.

Everything's against law in U.S.

- America is police state. - Yeah, that's a good one

- coming from you commies. - William,

- give it a rest. - This idiot is insulting our way of life!

What's to be happy about capitalism?

Under communism I had good paying job with pension,

nice housing, mate. And now with capitalism I drive a taxi,

I live small apartment, I work 25 hours a day to have nothing.

Capitalism is the only way to go,

because from capitalism flows democracy, okay?

So your miserable little life will improve eventually.

Whatever you say, Donald trump.

What's going on?

Anybody's guess.

This could be a security check,

could be a goat in the road.

Isn't there any other way to get to the hotel?

The only other way is through gypsy town.

- I don't recommend it. - Take it, okay? 'Cause I'm not gonna sit here

and breathe this smelly exhaust for another second. Come on.

Customer is always right.

You realize what this means, don't you?

With this new drug I have discovered,

two different brains can be put together

like uh... what's the word for "interlocking toys"?

- Legos? - Lincoln logs, huh?

Think of it... if the body no longer rejects,

nothing is impossible.

And our timing could not be better.

It just so happens that the C.E.O.

Of the largest drug company in the world is coming to our fair city.

For why?

What does it matter for why, for who, for what?

When he arrives, we will present our case.

But tonight, Pavel...

Tonight we celebrate!

Heh! Uh...

No no, I'm good.

Red bull...

Is it impossible for you to do anything traditional?

What can I say? I like new things.

I am a global citizen.

You have no sense of history.

Nasdrovye.

Down the hatch.

Think of the minds that can be saved,

repaired or even replaced.

Just imagine, how would you like to have

the intelligence of Albert Einstein?

The wit of mark twain?

The vision of Leonardo Da Vinci?

I'd like to have hot water in my apartment.

To comrade Alexander,

the father of Russian bio-physics,

in celebration of the next step.

We are finally ready for human trials.

This is border.

In gypsy town, they have two rules...

number one, stay in car.

- What's the second? - Same as first.

No problem.

Good lord, William.

This wasn't such a good idea.

This crazy place... anything can happen in gypsy town.

- She an actual gypsy? - Big time, yes.

- Do you know her? - She's head case.

Lives up ahead with grandparents.

Above family bridal shop.

What happened to her parents?

Who knows?

It's gypsy town.

That's depressing.

Why do you know so much about her?

How do you say in America,

I take the fifth.

How much further before we're out of here?

Not far. Almost out.

I was afraid of this.

What do they want?

- This car. - Oh my god.

Wait wait wait. What are you gonna do with that?

Discourage them.

Now what was rule number one?

Stay in the car.

Hello, Uri.

Shouldn't you be home playing video games?

Yegor Stragov!

What?

- What should we do? - I don't know.

You're the man,

aren't you?

Oh, for god's sake.

I'm in, I'm in.

Never ask a man to do a woman's job.

When you show disrespect...

be prepared for consequences.

Run fast 'cause I'm gonna shoot you in the ass.

I'm sorry you had to see that.

I'm sorry about a lot of things, Yegor,

but that wasn't one of them. That was exciting.

We might wanna keep this guy.

He seems to know his way around.

For once we agree.

Yegor, thank you for a very memorable cab ride.

Anytime, Mrs. lady.

- Listen, Yaigor... - Yegor, Yegor.

Yeah, whatever. Look, we got off on the wrong foot.

You seem like a pretty resourceful guy,

and I've got some meetings I have to get to today.

What would take to keep you on call today?

- $200, U.S.? - I give you 150.

- Cash? - Of course.

- Plus gas, food and cigarettes. - No, I don't smoke.

You have to buy your own damned cigarettes.

You got yourself a deal.

Our first meeting is in two hours. Now look, my wife...

she doesn't really know her way around the city, obviously, so...

- After you drop me, can you take her shopping? - Of course,

but there are no Saks five Avenue in Bravoda, you know?

That's okay. Just someplace nice.

Now look, do me a favor, will you?

Keep your eyes peeled for a jewelry store.

I gotta get my wife, uh...

- Something special. - Trouble in paradise?

I take the fifth.

I'll find you something. Easy peace.

Well, I'm off to hear their pitch.

Have fun.

That Yegor guy will pick you up after he drops me.

Whatever.

You know, every once in a while you could pretend to care.

Oh, I pretend, William.

I've been pretending for years.

Excuse me. Sorry.

Have I seen you before?

No.

I think I have.

I never forget a beautiful woman.

Have a nice day.

Taxi!

- Good news, Mr. Cole. - You found something?

This will make your wife very happy.

Yeah, that would be a neat trick.

Wow, it's beautiful.

- Where did you get it? - What does it matter?

Well, how do I know it isn't fake?

Let's just say I know.

Where to?

Central subway station.

- There is no subway in Bravoda. - Not yet.

It's another project the commies failed to complete.

Let me tell you, mass transportation would transform this city.

And put me out of job to be sure.

Doctor!

Doctor, doctor, you know what? You know what?

- Guess what? - What, Pavel?

- William Cole is in town. - He is?!

Oh, excellent excellent.

- Take a letter. - Okay.

Okay.

"Dear Billy."

- Too familiar. - Willy?

Mr. Cole! "Dear Mr. Cole,

allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Dr. Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov.

I am a research scientist.

I am working on an anti-rejection drug,

the same as your company is developing,

but I have demonstrated

the use of two different D.N.A. Profiles

which can act together, side by side."

"Like Lincoln logs."

Strike that.

"Side by side, together...

Which will allow

perfect organ transplants of all kinds.

In fact, I have human example."

"A human exam..." we do?

Ah, I just want to get his attention.

Oh...

"The world is a dangerous place, Mr. Cole.

Between war,

accident and illness,

injured people cover the globe.

Who knows if the next person may not be you?

I look forward to meeting with you

and to hearing from you as soon as possible.

Yours, in the interest of humanity,

Dr. Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov."

Make sure you get this to him as soon as possible.

Yes, doctor.

But first

I make letter better.

The hard part, Mr. Cole, is already done.

Easements are pre-existing,

routes have been established,

and construction is, by our estimates, 65% complete.

Finished plans have been sitting on the shelves

for 30 years.

All you need now is the money to finish the job.

I understand.

How do you like Bravoda so far, Mrs. Cole?

Yegor, I couldn't tell you.

When I travel with my husband, mostly what I see is the inside of a jet,

the inside of a taxi, the inside of a hotel room.

Maybe in Bravoda we change that for you.

Sounds good.

Let's start with a cigarette.

- I didn't know Americans smoked. - This one does.

When my husband isn't around.

It's strong...

Like everything in Europe... coffee, beer...

Men.

Egads...

You ever wish you could get a new body and start over again?

I'm happy with what I have, Mrs. Cole.

Well, of course.

Just look at you.

Who was that woman we saw in gypsy town just today?

Was long time ago.

I was with K.G.B. During communism.

I was assigned to gypsy town.

How you say, I get short straw.

I promise not to tell my husband. He'd freak out.

Everyone has to make a living.

Long story short, I met Tatoya in gypsy town.

What happened?

We were engaged to be married, but I broke it off.

She didn't take news well.

Is there a woman in your life now?

No.

Why don't we skip shopping for today, Yegor?

Show me the city.

Let's take the scenic route.

Customer is always right.

After you recoup your initial investment,

we split 50-50 for the life of the project.

Bravoda gets a subway system.

My drug company gets much needed diversification.

Not to mention a hell of a fourth quarter write-off.

All very attractive, no?

Yes, it is.

I'll give it some serious consideration.

I hate to say this, Alexander, but uh...

My cell phone doesn't work. Can I borrow yours?

Of course. Here.

Thank you.

The phone's ringing.

Let it ring.

That's embarrassing.

I guess I need a ride to the hotel.

It's the least we can do.

Please.

Mr. Cole! Uh...

Uh, hello.

- Who are you? - Please, to read.

"Mr. Cole, if you ever wanted more than you have today,

if you ever looked at your successful friends

and said, 'hey, my friends are successful...'"

"a really famous research scientist has developed

a powerful wonder drug

that will change history and he want you to be a part of it."

That's good.

I'm spending millions of dollars on research,

and I'm supposed to drop everything

to visit some quack doctor from bullshit Bulgaria?

No, it's a win-win situation.

Let me be very clear with you... I am simply

not interested in your scam.

- Okay? - Part of your team.

No, not interested. Thank you very much.

- I can make... - good day.

Jackie?

Sorry,

I just finishing.

What's your hurry...

Mysterious woman?

One day, we will be together.

I'm sorry, what did you say?

You and I

will be married.

Look, maybe this is just a cultural thing,

but you and me, we're just fooling around.

I mean, if you think in a million years

that I would marry some gypsy freak,

- you've got another thing coming. - As do you.

Ahem.

I've heard of maid service, but this is ridiculous.

Out!

- What was that all about? - Well, I came back,

you weren't here, the maid was, I asked her to leave,

- and then you showed up. - Just in time, apparently.

As if you're in a position to talk.

What the hell were you doing all this time with the commie?

Shopping.

But you'll be pleased to know that I didn't buy anything.

Yeah? Well, I did.

Holy hell...

She took it. It was... it was a ring

that I bought for you... some cash, my wallet... that gypsy maid stole it all.

Nice try, William.

Look, we should stop kidding ourselves.

- This hasn't worked for quite a while. - Wait wait,

- where are you going? - I'm taking myself to dinner, and when I get back,

- you'd better be in a different room. - What is that supposed to mean?

I'm leaving you. This time it's for good.

Hey!

What have you done, Tatoya?

How could you give our ring away?

I didn't.

I sold it. Big difference.

I loved you, Yegor.

You were the most beautiful man

I ever saw.

I would do anything for you!

I'd kill for you.

If I cannot have you forever...

Can I at least have you...

One last time?

Double crossing...

I'm sorry to say, Mrs. Cole,

the news isn't good.

Because of the severe brain injuries,

your husband isn't able to function on his own

that includes breathing, speech,

motion, the five senses.

We could keep a pulse going,

but it's not much of a life.

You and I had something once, William.

I'm sorry you were taken away before I could...

Get that back.

Goodbye.

All right, doctor, pull the plug.

- Gypsy town. - I wouldn't recommend it.

Who is the customer here? Take me.

Okay, lady.

This is most fortuitous, Pavel.

Because of this tragedy, we will be able

to show Mr. Cole the value of my idea.

- Bring those bodies to me. I will prepare the lab. - Da.

You killed my husband, bitch,

and now I'm gonna kill you.

Bitch.

I'm not through with you.

You miss your husband.

Now you can be with him forever.

Prepare the inhibitor.

- Vital signs? - Stable, doctor.

Excellent.

Now all we can do is wait and see.

Blonde woman found in gypsy town?

That's most unusual.

You want for me to pick her up?

In this world you never know what you're going to get.

Yeah, bring her to me.

Okey-dokey.

Light.

Optical response, positive. Smelly.

Olfactory response, positive.

Auditory response, positive.

Match.

Sensory response,

- positive. - Where am I?

This is a private facility. Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Dr. Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov.

I'm Pavel.

- What happened to me? - You have suffered a terrible head injury.

The right side of your brain

was severely damaged.

We used donor tissue

also from the right side of the cerebrum

and combined the two portions.

Like Lincoln logs.

Who is the donor?

A horrible man... face like a fish...

it is irrelevant!

Eventually,

your brain will overcome the donor portion,

and will once again function as a whole.

Now let me see you

wiggle the fingers of your left hand.

Why the left?

If your left side is able to move,

it means that the new tissue

on the right side of your cerebrum is functioning properly.

Yeah, I must say you're doing extremely well.

Well, that's good because I was...

I just saw an image in my head of...

Something happening to me.

This is good.

It means that more of your memory is returning.

But it wasn't my memory. I was seeing myself.

Ah, well,

the hippocampus is experiencing

cerebral flushes... waves of chemicals being released

from the other brain tissue.

Doc, it happened again.

Only it wasn't my memory.

Well, you are suffering from post-shock stress disorder.

Do not be alarmed.

I think I'm losing it.

Pavel, quickly!

Where are you taking me? Nothing to worry about.

I have to make a few routine adjustments to your temporal lobe, no?

Let go of me! You must let us do this!

- We are trying to save your life! - What kind of a life is this?!

There is no telling how long he will survive.

What's for dinner?

Huh?

Stop staring at me!

Don't be afraid, comrade.

- Who said that? - I wish I could tell you.

- Where are you? - Where do you think?

Are you doing that? I have no control over it.

Looks like it.

I control the right, I guess.

From now on, I suggest we stop using "I" or "me."

- It's we. - Okay...

- What do we do now? - We need clothes, food and car.

Follow me.

These cars are going to be sold on black market.

This one.

- Somehow I know this car. - Are you kidding?

This is a piece of crap.

We'd do a lot better with these. Just take one of these.

It's my body too!

I'll shut you down.

Oh yeah? Two can play your little game.

You got a problem with me?

No! Stop it!

Hey!

Ah! All right, all right.

We'll take the taxi if you want it that bad.

Don't forget... You hurt me,

- you hurt yourself. - Okay.

Get up.

Ah! Hey hey, where are we going?

Looking for tool.

Let me help.

- I got it. - It's a two-handed job, idiot.

Ha.

You're welcome.

Hey! Hey!

Fuck, you stole a car I stole, you freak!

Feels strange driving a car.

I wasn't going to say anything,

- but you piss-poor driver. - Easy for you.

Are you as hungry as I am?

Of course.

But we have to earn some money.

Aha, there is our clothes.

- Hey! Oh! Hey! - Go on.

Give me that. Beat it.

No way I'm wearing a tie.

Okay okay okay!

Not on your life!

That's more like it.

Time to work, comrade.

Wait a minute, we're not gonna beg, are we?

You're thinking maybe we worked at McDonald's?

No. No way, I'm not a beggar.

Never begged for anything in my life, and I'm not about to start now.

Come on.

Please to give me some money?

No no. No no no.

That's okay, I'm fine.

- Thank you. - Uh...

Don't you hear me!

Yeah... that's okay, ma'am.

I'm just fine without it. Thank you very much.

We will be needing

food, you idiot!

What's for dinner?

Her heart is kaputski.

Her spinal column is shattered.

No, I can do nothing. She needs a whole new body.

- I have body. - Hmm?

- But this is a toy. - Uh, uh...

Beg pardon... is p-money 132

mobile bot.

Mobo?

♪ Yo, throw your hands in the air ♪

♪ If you's a more ball player, who's ghetto? ♪

Enough!

All right, Pavel, we will use your...

Mobo.

Thank you, doctor.

- Get busy! - Yes, doctor.

Hello. Welcome to Olga's. What can I start you with?

- We'd like a drink. - What can I get for you?

- Scotch on the rocks. - Vodka.

- No. - No scotch?

Yes. Look...

- Vodka tastes like lighter fluid. - Yeah, I agree.

- Scotch tastes like piss water. - No, it doesn't.

- But you just said that... - vodka or nothing.

- I'd like a shot of vodka too. - Mister,

are you expecting someone else?

Uh, no no, I...

I always order a drink for a dear departed friend.

Okay. Do you need some time to think about your order?

No no no, we can wing it.

All right, slow down.

Easy... sirloin steak.

- No. - How would you like that cooked?

- What's wrong with sirloin steak? - Nothing is wrong, sir.

- You just ordered it. - Fish is better for you.

- Let's do the sturgeon. - It's too fishy.

- Sirloin is too fishy? - What about the chicken?

- Chicken is good. - Chicken is good.

- I'll take the chicken. - Okay.

You get choice of soup or salad bar.

- What's the soup? - Borscht.

Pfft. Salad bar.

Okay. I'll be right back

with your... Drinks.

Oh, in meantime, help yourself to the salad bar.

Plates are up there.

Hey!

Gross.

Hey hey hey. Are you crazy?

I might a little piece of your brain, but the rest of me is me,

and I'll determine what goes in it!

I just want a little bit of coleslaw.

- Is that asking too much? - No.

We have to agree.

Here you go. Enjoy.

Not so fast, Humphrey Bogart.

All right, all right, we'll do it fair and square.

Let go!

We'll line up.

Whoever gets to their drink first, that's it.

You get to the vodka first, fine.

If I get to the scotch first, that's the way it is, okay?

Agreed.

On the count of three.

One...

Two, three!

Look, we should just calm down.

Let's just read the newspaper like normal people.

- Jackie? - Jackie!

- You? - You!

Oh my god!

I'm William Cole.

Holy hell.

If I'm William Cole,

- that must make you... - Yegor,

at your service... Permanently.

I'm on fire!

Get out!

I can't cool down.

Hey!

Look, you're part of me,

and I'm part of you.

Neither of us like it, but that's the way it is.

We gotta find the woman that killed us both.

Then we go to gypsy town.

Ready.

Systems on.

Turn her up a little.

- Can you hear me? - Yes.

I'm sure this is all very new to you.

- Do you know who you are? - Jackie.

That is correct, your name is Jackie.

Unfortunately, you have had a terrible accident.

No accident, no accident,

- no accident. - You must not exert yourself.

I made one strong chick.

Jackie...

Tatoya.

- Ow. - Jackie, no!

Your battery supply...

Jackie!

Gypsy town.

Ungrateful Americans.

We have big problem. If her power pack runs out

before we find her, her brain will die for lack of oxygen.

She's running on backup power now.

That is why we must find her and William Cole.

Yes, we must.

Well, get going!

"Go find him, Pavel."

What am I supposed to do? Roll down the window,

and yell, "here, freak! Here, freak!"?

He don't even know who he is talking to.

I am Pavel.

Old "eye eagle" Pavel.

I could find a whole haystack

with only one needle.

Power low.

- Hey, who are you, freak? - Hello, Uri.

How do you know my name?

Hey, what do you want here?

- Need power. - What?!

Power?! Hey, don't touch that, damn it.

What are you doing?

Hey, you crazy or something?

Hey, get out of here, okay? Are you deaf?

Are you stupid? What?

Thank you, Uri.

Here, p-money mobot. Here, p-money mobot.

P-money mobot!

Why, you worthless piece...

Of crap. Get the hell back

into my Van.

I'm blind!

Ow!

How did you do it?

When the world laughed at you for your ideas

about mitogenic radiation,

how did you continue, huh?

What pushed you to find the answer

even when you yourself

didn't even know that it existed, huh?

I don't know where to turn.

I have exhausted every possible approach

from every conceivable angle,

and still I have nothing to show for it.

I... I cannot get...

My little cells...

To accept other little cells

which are foreign to themselves.

Sometimes I wish I could just...

Build a wall between them

so they can live together without even knowing that...

wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

A wall.

That's it.

A wall of protein...

it binds them and separates them at the same time!

That's it. That's it!

Oh-ho, thank you!

Thank you, comrade Alexander.

I knew you would help in my hour of need.

More efficient.

P-money!

- No! - Hey!

No! No, p-money, no!

Wait! Hold the bus! Hold the bus!

Oh, p-money.

- Yes? - Doctor,

I have good news and bad news.

- What is the good? - I just found the robot.

- And the bad? - She got on a bus.

What?!

For shizzle my nizzle, I think maybe my p-money work too good.

- Where is she going? - Don't know.

Disco-dancing, maybe?

If anyone objects,

speak now...

Or forever hold your peace.

I do.

How you know me?

You killed my husband,

you killed me,

now I kill you.

Kill you... kill you...

kill you... you.

It's her.

This way. I know a shortcut.

Hey hey! Hey!

What the hell are you doing?!

Get out of here, you punk! Beat it!

Stop the car!

Ahh!

Mother of god!

Tatoya, help me.

No, don't!

Asshole American killed in car accident.

Tragedy.

Don't! I'm begging you!

William, run.

- Jackie? - Run now.

I'm sorry for every mean thing I ever said or did to you.

It was a lot of love from a woman

- who hated you. - Yeah.

That's the hardest part.

I'm looking forward to this.

That's him! American!

He raped me on my wedding day!

When we are done with you,

you are going to be one ugly American.

This just keeps getting better and better.

Not bad so far.

Not bad, Charles Bronson.

Whoo!

God! Guess what,

we're getting the shit beat out of us.

That's because you fight like a girl.

We fight like a girl.

Hmph.

I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.

- What do you recommend? - We have to fight dirty.

Okay, now we fight dirty.

Bravo. Now finish him.

Anybody else wanna fight?

Hey, I didn't know they let freaks in here.

No!

Not again.

You freak!

Something is not good.

Yeah. No shit, Sherlock.

Not this time.

Now I kill you.

Kill you, kill you.

No! No!

Power low.

William, no accident.

No, don't.

- Don't. - Jackie, no!

It will be hard to kill her if we are dead ourselves.

Yeah? Well, all we can do is try.

Whoa!

Please!

Help me!

Ooh!

Some shizzle's going on there, my nizzle.

Please... Help me.

I... beg you.

Thank you, you're...

Very compassionate man.

Actually...

We just want our ring back.

No! No!

Good riddance.

We gotta...

gotta get back to the doctor.

There is our way out.

Jackie.

Which leads us exactly...

Where we need...

To be.

I broke you.

I broke you!

No, no.

William...

Mr. Cole!

- Is everything all right? - She's dying.

- She's almost out of power. - Uh...

That's bad. Soon she could be dead.

Kaput!

Can you help us, or not?

Um... well, I...

oh, wait! Wait one minute. I'll be right back.

Hang on, dear.

Mr. Cole,

I'm just a fix-it man from Moscow.

If I stick your wife with these,

she could light up like pinball machine.

I'll try anything.

Okay.

Clear.

Th... Th... Th...

that... that's enough!

Hey, it worked!

It worked!

W-w-William?

Yes, Jackie.

I'm here.

Where did we go?

On a long trip.

Are we there yet?

Almost, dear.

Almost.

Until we see each other again...

I wanted you to have that.

I love you...

William.

I love you too, Jackie.

- Yes, doctor? - Pavel,

great news.

I have finally found a solution.

That's good. There are dead bodies everywhere.

My goodness.

That's terrible.

Eh, plenty spare part.

Excellent.

Load them up and bring them back to me

as soon as possible.

- Every single one. - Oh...

No! Doctor, I...-

"bring them back to me, Pavel. Every single one."

Don't work it... ooh!

Oh! Ah!

Ooh.

No! Stop!

No! Stop, body!

Oh.

No, no... Body!

No!

Thank you! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen!

It is a great honor to be here today

to receive the Nobel prize.

I have always loved Stockholm.

I only wish my friend and mentor,

comrade Alex Alexander Alexandervich

could've been here today to share this honor with me.

However... never mind.

In his immortal words...

"Before you forget to remember,

you must remember to forget."

Thank you.

Yegor, you have any idea how much $1,000,000 is?

No, but I'm willing to learn.

The brain damage fund is good foundation.

Is good for corporate image and is tax deductible.

What we movers and shakers call a win-win situation.

Yeah yeah.

These charity events make me nervous.

You'd better get used to the feeling, partner.

Jackie, can you help me with my tie?

Sure.

There you go.

Looking sharp, William.

Thank you, dear.

You look beautiful tonight.

I do, don't I?

- I'll drive. - Yes, you will, piss-poor driver.

♪ Yeah, give me another one ♪

♪ Of those pile of levs over there, the thousand lev ♪

♪ What do you think I am, fool? ♪

♪ No, I don't take that ♪

♪ Pavel grekev here... better recognize ♪

♪ Welding bodies together with p-money at my side ♪

- ♪ Uh uh ♪ - ♪ hah! ♪

♪ Check it out... iron curtain down ♪

♪ Catch the 4:30 from Ukrainian town ♪

♪ Fused and sewn together like Ivanov's hard scowl ♪

♪ You are the man! ♪

♪ Uh uh ♪

♪ Kick it, fool! ♪

♪ Uh uh ♪

♪ Two brains in pain, we'll make one new with no shame ♪

♪ Mr. Nobel prize is my nickname ♪

♪ Sugar cane ♪

♪ Uh uh ♪

♪ Ivanov is the man who can set your brain right ♪

♪ Twisting cerebellum to make it wrap tight ♪

♪ Harvard ain't got nothing on this Russian soul might ♪

♪ Connect the brain, time to engage the rage that Pavel can Sage ♪

- ♪ Ain't no thang ♪ - ♪ uh, uh ♪

♪ Red bull! ♪

♪ You wanna operate too? Fool! ♪

♪ You ain't got what it takes to make two hemispheres shake ♪

♪ You got an aneurysm ♪

♪ But you're too dumb to see the schism ♪

♪ We can't waste time with you, now you're in school ♪

♪ Fusing two brains together makes a bravoda host, true? ♪

♪ Host, true! ♪

♪ Give me some more of them levs ♪

♪ Get the stuff, fetch two ♪

♪ Uh uh ♪

♪ Ha ha! ♪

♪ P-money's my robot, electrifies with one shot! ♪

♪ Think not? I send him after your ass ♪

♪ For some mechanical hip-hop ♪

♪ Take it, money! ♪

♪ Uh uh ♪

♪ Uh uh ♪

♪ Mengianoma ♪

♪ Until you 'Vance me affirmations in places where I own ya ♪

♪ Don't try to say it, you'll just spray it ♪

♪ Your brain's been claimed by Williams and sonoma ♪

♪ Uh uh ♪

♪ Rolling the Cadillacs near the Volga ♪

♪ More laughs for the mile, my rhymes leave you in a pile ♪

♪ Never crack a smile all the while ♪

♪ Cerebral cortex churning with style, punk! ♪

♪ You're stuck at the Kroger food aisle ♪

♪ Uh uh ♪

♪ Uh uh ♪

♪ More laughs for the mile. ♪