Original subtitles

* Upon three pillars our men rest

* In brotherhood hold strong

* And if our founder's firm behest to live well

* As he did long

* With lights, good things, we shall be blessed

* Psi Beta Epsilon.

Sometimes I like to just sit up here and shoot at shit.

This one time, I pegged some girl through her window.

Right over there.

It was fucking hilarious.

Remember, AJ?

So, uh, Pi Beta Upsilon bid us, too.

Pi Beta Upsilon's a fucking joke.

They pair with fat skanks.

Yeah well, they said they don't haze.

Dude, we don't haze either.

If you don't haze, what kind of shit will we have to do?

- Can't really talk about it. - Just sign the bid.

There's a 100 other dickwads downstairs right now

who'd fucking kill you for that.

What's up, guys?

Nick, how you doing? Have a seat.

Close the door, man.

Oh, sorry.

Welcome to Psi Theta Epsilon.

This interview plus your participation in rush week

will decide whether you get a bid to pledge the fraternity.

Go ahead and say your name into the camera for the brothers

watching at home.

What's up, y'all? My name's Nick Forest.

Nick fucking Forest.

Oh, love this guy!

Nick here is a total fucking rock star.

63!

64!

65!

New house record, baby, new house record!

Why do you want to be a Psi Theta?

I think being a brother in Psi Theta

would be fucking awesome.

So you want to be a brother here, huh?

Yeah.

You got what it takes?

Definitely.

That is, if you get a bid, right.

He'll get a bid.

I'm gonna get a bid.

Well, we'll see, man.

I've waited a long time to join a fraternity.

Specifically this fraternity.

I will do whatever it takes to get into this frat,

whatever it takes.

Now, the challenger!

One,

two,

three,

four.

What the fuck?

Oh shit!

Be ashamed of yourself, man, you're a fucking clown.

You are a clown.

That's so gross, clean that shit up

and get the fuck out of my house!

That good?

Well I've read some few things about Psi Theta.

Heard tons of stuff about Psi Theta.

Especially about brotherhood, too.

Loyalty, things like that.

Just seems like something that I really

would like to be a part of.

I really, really would love a bid.

My dad pledged in college

and some of his best friends were his frat brothers.

I'm expecting to make some lifelong friends.

That's really what I want.

I don't know what else to say.

I want family.

Yo, Glass's turn.

Batter up!

Yeah Mimi.

Here we go!

13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.

Holy shit.

That was sick, that was fucking sick.

Fucking epic!

That was tight, are you alright?

Damn, Chad, Mimi did

better than you!

Ah yeah, remember the time in fifth grade

when she fucking pissed herself

and had to wear the emergency pants?

Suck my dick?

Oh!

So you're rushing Psi Theta, Nick?

Yes.

Cool.

You have a bid?

Not yet.

Not yet?

Well, I'll put a good word in for you.

I've got some pull around here.

I'll bet you do.

Ah.

You know that I'm a senior, right?

Is that right?

Yeah, and I make it a point never to date freshman boys.

But that doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck one.

Oh!

Oh!

Nick.

Can I talk to you a minute?

What's wrong?

I'm not feeling so good.

Do you think you can walk me back to my dorm?

Not right now, dude.

I haven't gotten my bid yet.

Right, your bid.

Look, I'm sorry you don't feel well.

Can you just hang a bit longer

and I'll walk you back as soon as I get it?

Fine, whatever.

Kiss Nick, kiss Nick, kiss Nick,

kiss Nick, kiss Nick, kiss Nick, kiss Nick!

You know him from high school?

Yeah, we grew up together.

He's really cute.

If you got a bid, would you pledge?

Yes, definitely.

No question.

In a heartbeat.

Fuck yeah!

Hey!

Oh, shit!

Phi theta!

Last question.

What does brotherhood mean to you?

Brotherhood.

Always having someone there to watch your back.

It's about coming together as one.

Being there for one another always.

Beyond friends.

It's an unbreakable bond that you have

for the rest of your life.

Cocksucker motherfucker, eat a bag of shit!

Psi theta epsilon, grab a delta tit!

Fraternity, brotherhood, together do we will stand!

Psi theta turned this boy into a man!

Stop hazing now!

Stop hazing now!

Stop hazing now!

Stop hazing now!

Stop hazing now!

Stop hazing now!

Stop hazing now!

So what do you think of Zac Green's death?

Like it shocked all of us.

It was, it was just a waste.

He was really sweet.

I didn't know him, but I know people that knew him.

I mean obviously someone died and that's like a big deal

but I don't think that the entire Greek system

should be to blame.

Why's the fraternity get blamed for this shit, man?

Always the frat's fucking fault.

So if it wasn't the frat's fault,

then whose fault was it?

Who do you think is to blame?

It's his own fucking fault.

So as part of the Greek system,

you don't feel at all complicit in Zac Green's death.

I don't feel complicit, sir.

He made a choice, there was a consequence for his choices.

Unfortunately, his consequence was,

- Termination. - He fucking deaf.

And that's not my fucking fault.

You guys seem kind of defensive

about this, huh?

Why would treat someone like shit, actually torture them,

and then try and call them your brother.

It doesn't make sense to me.

It's not about that, it's a brotherhood, alright.

We care about each other,

we're trying to advance ourselves out here.

We're not wearing these letters because we want

to hurt each other.

We're wearing them because we're family.

This isn't the first time that somebody's died

through these stupid traditions.

I think it was sort of an isolated incident.

Yeah.

It happens on every college campus.

This isn't like an everyday thing.

Since Zac Green's death, we've passed

several strict measures to prevent anything like this

from happening again.

We're officially a dry campus now.

Just so you know.

Frat houses are on university property,

so there is no drinking at any fraternity parties.

I drank just as much as him last night.

- Yes, you did. - Yes, you did.

It's sad what happened, but...

Business as usual.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Zach Green.

You realize this isn't gonna change anything, right?

I don't understand how you do that.

I'm just drawing swirls.

Yeah, but they have really good flow.

Your mom has a really heavy flow.

Fuck you, dude.

You ready for this?

Absolutely, dude, are you?

Hey guys, come on in.

Head for that door on the left, Rich.

How ya doing? Chad, good to see you.

Gentlemen, welcome to Psi Theta Epsilon.

Over a hundred incoming freshman wanted to be standing

where you are now, but you eight men are the select few,

chosen carefully to be this year's pledge class

in one of the oldest and most prestigious fraternities

in America.

My name is Dennis Taylor, and I'm proud to serve

as your pledgemaster.

The man you see standing beside you will

become your best friend for life if you trust me.

The brotherhood does not come easy.

The things we ask of you will test you and your faith.

Now, they may not always make immediate sense,

but ask any member here.

This program works.

Never speak directly to me.

Not ever, is that understood?

What?

Yes!

I want you guys to meet Zeus, our house dog.

Consider him another member of your pledge class,

to help you guys learn about collective responsibility,

you must all take care of him.

You guys have each been assigned a big brother,

an active who will serve as your individual guide

throughout the process.

They are affixing your pledge pins which must be worn

at all times as a symbol of your devotion and commitment.

Take a good look at these three candles, gentlemen.

They're the three sacred candles that represent

the three sacred pillars of Psi Theta.

The next time you see all three lit

will be at your induction into the brotherhood.

Everybody turn to page four in your pledge books.

To complete this initiation, you must all recite the creed.

"To instill among its men the sacred value

"of true brotherhood, to inspire among its men

the power of mutual trust, loyalty, and respect."

And now we're really moving to the core concept

of what we want to look at, and that's Arndt's idea

of thoughtlessness.

We talked about inorganic reactions.

Today we're gonna demonstrate

the double displacement principle

by combining ammonium hydroxide with magnesium sulfate.

I'd like to welcome you guys to your

very first Good and Welfare session.

And it'll serve as a kind of group therapy for you guys

as you go through the pledging process.

In case you don't already know, my name's Tim.

I'm the president.

I'm gonna serve as a liaison between you guys

and the rest of the house.

Liaison, it's in the dictionary under L,

you should look it up.

Make no mistake about it, this not gonna be easy.

Some people in that are gonna make it as hard as possible

and that's why we have these Good and Welfare sessions

where we can all sit down, we can talk about it

and work through it.

And I know that if you stick together,

and trust each other, that you will.

I can't wait to call you guys my brothers.

Whoever has the candle, has the floor.

And whatever you say, stays here.

Alright, I'm Bradley Fisher, friends call me Fish.

So hopefully, you guys'll start doing that.

Push it up, I got you.

I've been trying to get out of my house

since like sixth grade, so I'm just happy to be here.

Alright, I'm Trevor.

Rush party was awesome.

But what I love more than rush party is good weed.

Alright?

So any of you guys wanna smoke a fatty.

Holla at me, alright.

That's my specialty.

Hey guys, little nervous.

My name is Anoush.

I guess I'm just looking for that bond

that I have with my brothers right now

and looking to expand that.

My name's Brent.

I'm gonna be serving as your liaison

between poontang and the rest of us.

Hey, my name is Rich.

My old man was actually a Psi Theta,

and he won't give me any specifics,

but he's implied that you guys

do some pretty fucked up things to your pledges.

So, don't pussy out.

Rich is my roommate.

My name's Christian.

I've heard that not everyone makes it through pledgeship.

So I think if we stick together,

if we pull each other's weight,

if we hang on to each other,

we'll make it through.

What's up? I'm Chad.

My brother's in the house, but trust me,

the only reason they let him in is 'cause they knew

I was coming.

They know what happens, and every time it happens,

it reinforces the behavior.

The Bacchae is another name for maenads, same group.

They're also called Bacchantes, followers of Bacchus,

which is the Roman name for Dionysus.

What's up, everybody?

Name's Nick, and I'm looking forward to pledging

with you guys and hanging out.

I can't wait, man. I cannot wait.

Hopefully, pledgeship won't be too hard,

but I'm not even stressed about it, honestly,

so let's rage, guys.

That's the sound of orgasm.

Delta Pi Kappa is our name!

If you wanna be a Delta, just yell and it's okay, whoo!

Feel it in my heart, feel it in my spirit.

Who let that bitch in?

Shut the fuck up.

Feel it in my heart.

I feel it in my heart.

I'm pretty as a flower and I'm steady as a rock, whoo.

Cocksucker motherfucker, eat a bag of shit!

Psi theta epsilon, grab a Delta tit!

Fraternity, brotherhood, together do we stand!

Psi theta turned this boy into a man!

* We want to party Psi Theta

* The hottest guys here on the row

* If you get us really wasted

* Your minds aren't the only thing we'll blow

* Anchors away

* Goodbye to fucking girls

* There's women to be laid

* Promising with hard-ons

* And to always make you cum

* With Deltas it'll be so much fucking fun.

* You got them other ladies jealous

* Getting eyed by all the fellas

* Shake it

* Shake it while you can

* Shake it like a milkshake and do the best you can

* So she run it to the bottom, she run it to the top

* She turn around and make that thing drop

* Say she run it to the bottom, she run it to the top

* She turn around and make that thing drop

* I say she run it to the bottom, she run it to the top

* She turn around and make that thing drop, make it drop

* The dance floor, hit center stage

* Yeah she like that spotlight

* All the dudes just standing 'round

* Waiting till that time

I wanted to tell you

that I think your friend is really sweet.

Who?

Mimi. She's a doll.

To be honest, I don't think that she would've normally

got a bid into Delta, but I gunned hard for her.

And I can teach her how to enjoy the experience

of sorority life and not get caught up with superficiality.

Yeah, I think she can manage that one on her own.

Yeah, she umm, she's had a bit of a rough time

with some of the other girls.

What do you mean?

Sometimes she can come off as a bit independent.

But I want you to know that I'm gonna pick her

to be my little, so I can look after her,

'cause I know she's important to you.

She's a really good friend.

Yeah, so she's told me.

Glass, what are you doing here?

What do you mean?

You didn't think I'd get a bid?

Come on, you can tell me.

What?

I don't know what you're talking about.

This is totally not your thing, man.

It's kind of my thing.

It can be my thing.

This is totally, I, I fit right in.

Okay, whatever.

- You guys are doing it. - That's true.

Plus we'll have a lot more time to hang out.

Definitely.

Delti Pi Kappa's been trying to pair with Psi Theta

for like three years now.

So, I guess it's definitely going to happen

now that Anne-Marie and Brody are dating.

Wow, you really know your shit.

I'm all over it.

Like white rice.

Such a dork, dude.

Alright, Delta pledges.

Over here for a quick meeting, girls.

Delta Psi Theta homecoming!

Delta Psi Theta homecoming!

Delta Psi Theta homecoming!

Are you in a fraternity?

Fuck no.

I don't have the right skin complexion for that.

I just don't feel the need to join some immature,

sing-songy, secret handshakey clique.

Why are we not Greek? Let's see.

I don't know, there are numerous reasons.

I don't wanna fucking wear letters on my shirt

so people know that, hey, I like letters on my shirt.

They're gangs for the rich.

Who in the 21st century lives in a group house

with 50 other dudes? Fucking gay.

We're doing a documentary on Greek life

and fraternity hazing.

No thanks.

Excuse me, miss, are you a member of a sorority?

I'd say that's a yes.

Me, I came here to get my education.

Can I get you to say that last part,

just straight to the camera?

- I'm here to get an education. - I came to get an education.

I'm here to get an education.

I'm here to get an education.

Not to party.

Way to go.

Whoa, bro!

Educations.

It's what's important.

Look who it is.

Nick.

How's it going, man?

Oh, you know. College, dude.

What you been up to, you been partying?

You know it.

Do you want to get something to eat?

Nah, man, I'm good.

How's mom been doing?

Might be a little better

if you called her once in a while.

Dude, every time I talk to her

it's just the same bullshit.

So what are you even doing here all summer, man?

I'm working on a new film project.

It's a documentary about fraternity hazing.

When'd you become such a big fucking nerd.

Look, it's a serious issue, alright.

Alcohol poisioning--

Check the mirror, Pete. You party just as hard as anybody.

Yeah, okay, but not because anybody forces me too, alright?

It's fucked up, people are dying.

Lots of kids die from alcohol poisoning.

It's not a frat thing, it's a college thing.

It's even worse in the South, you wouldn't believe

some of the shit they pull down there.

Whatever let's just change the subject.

I don't want to hear about this shit.

You hear about this new water torture bullshit

they're pulling?

You gonna sign it?

I already did.

I am a fucking idiot.

I really wanna do this, Pete.

Please don't fuck it up for me.

Trust is the first pillar of brotherhood.

Trust is the way we get closer to people in life.

Trust results in unity.

Let go of your fear and doubt and learn to trust.

Tonight, gentlemen, is your first official test.

You will now each consume a live goldfish

to prove your commitment to your big brother.

Blindfolds, please.

Make sure you can't see.

Just have fun with it, buddy.

Open your mouths.

Swallow it, dude. Open your mouth.

Swallow it! Open your mouth.

How does it taste, good?

Swallow it, swallow it, swallow it.

Now remove your blindfolds.

Welcome to college boys!

It's anchovies!

The method should be clear, gentlemen.

Trust the brothers.

- Now, what's the goal? - Brotherhood.

What is the first pillar?

Trust.

- What is the goal? - Brotherhood.

What is the first pillar?

Trust.

Good.

Hey, what the fuck are you doing?

Shit, shit!

Get him!

Let's get this fucking guy.

Go, go, go, go!

Fuck you, man.

What is it like to have the campus

perceive you as a group of date rapers.

It's racist, it's not fair!

We're officially a dry campus now.

No kegs, no bottles, no cans, no nothing.

Any fraternity that we find even a bottle of beer

will have its charter revoked.

The administration knows that with the Alphas gone

we're the mad dogs on campus now.

We've got to expect a spiked collar.

They're bound to yank that leash.

But what they don't seem to understand

is that when they send us underground,

it only makes us more and more rabid.

Pampering's over, pukes.

Welcome to the line up.

Fag. Fag. Fag.

This puke asked me during rush week if we haze, ha ha.

Think somebody got teased in middle school?

We don't haze, Trevor.

We torture!

You're gonna quit, I can tell.

You seem to think it's, like, cool

to be stoned all the fucking time, don't you, Brent?

- Nah, man. - Shut the fuck up!

You do not talk back in lineup.

You little fuckstain.

I'm sorry, I--

Unbelievable.

No fucking respect.

I just thought that you wanted me to--

Motherfucker!

I'm gonna fucking kill you all!

You're my grandfather's hairy ass balls.

Look at this fucking thing, dude.

Look at it.

No, you know what, my grandfather's hairy ballsack

means more to this house than your fucking gay ass.

His grandfather's balls have been places, man.

Now get on your fucking knees!

Your new name.

Pubes.

Pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes, pubes,

pubes, pubes, pubes.

I'm gonna lay a nigga the fuck out!

What the fuck's so funny?

Who the fuck are you?

Fish, man.

What?

Bradley Fisher!

Who?

Shut the fuck up!

Who are you?

That's what I thought!

Munch, Munch, Munch, Munch, Munch,

Munch, Munch, Munch, Munch, Munch, Munch, Munch!

You are one ugly, beak-nosed bitch.

You tell him, Munch!

What's your name again?

Anoush.

Anus.

Anus, Anus, Anus, Anus, Anus, Anus Anus, Anus.

Which sand dune motherfucking terrorist country

are you from?

Iran.

Well, my little Al-Queda Anus, every time one of us

says your name, you say, I do not know how the bomb

got in my luggage.

Let's practice! Yo, Anus!

I don't know how the bomb got in my luggage.

Say it in the goofy fucking accent.

I don't know how the bomb got in my luggage.

Pray to my dick.

Did I fucking stutter?

I said get on the fucking ground and pray to my dick.

Now!

Make this dick grow a couple more inches.

Ooh!

Chad.

Awwww.

So cute, family pride.

You're walking around here acting like it's a given

that you're gonna get in this house

just because you're my little brother.

And that's bullshit.

These are my brothers!

This is my blood!

We earned it!

So let me give you a little wake up call, alright?

You get your shit together.

'Cause if you don't earn their respect, little bro,

you're gonna lose mine.

Ice cold, bro.

Damn!

You guys seen this?

No, it's all over campus.

This faggot trying to fuck us over is named Peter Forest.

Now it's come to my attention guys,

that this little fucking cumstain caught us on tape

without our fucking permission doing some illicit things.

You guys know this puke's name?

Nick Forest, Peter Forest's little brother.

Trust is the first pillar of brotherhood.

You guys trust this guy?

- Fuck no! - Let's kill him right now.

I'm left with a little dilemma here.

You see, we've never blackballed anybody this early

in pledgeship before.

Now I get rid of you, who knows what you'll do.

I've decided to keep you in.

I'm gonna keep my eye on you.

But it's gonna take a fucking miracle

for you to win my trust.

Everybody get on the fucking ground now and do push-ups.

Don't stop until I tell you to.

Not you, faggot.

You fucking stand here and you fucking watch.

I'm fucking thirsty.

You boys thirsty?

Keep drinking, fellas.

Nobody leaves here until every last one

of you motherfuckers pukes.

Either puke on yourself or your pledge brother.

Ah, fuck.

The pulmonary artery runs to...

from the lungs.

Relax.

If this was a test, you would've failed.

Coming.

What's going on?

Pete, we need to fucking talk?

My little brother Nicky.

- Isn't he pretty? - Fuck you.

What were you doing filming

outside the Psi Theta house yesterday?

What are you talking about, man?

How are you gonna be a pussy and lie to me?

They fucking saw you, Pete.

Why do you wanna fuck things up for me?

That's not what I'm doing.

Then what the fuck are you doing?

What is it?

You jealous?

You have no idea.

That's it, isn't it?

Fucking jealous.

Today's the day you're gonna elect

your pledge class president.

Your president's the guy who's gonna lead you

through the challenges ahead

and he's also gonna team with me in communicating

with the brothers, so needless to say,

this is very important.

That said, does anybody have any nominations.

Yeah, actually I put a lot of thought into this,

and I came to the conclusion that I'm gonna say fuck it,

skip all this bullshit, and select Nick.

What?

- I agree. - Yeah, let's vote.

No no, we're not just gonna vote.

No offense, bro, but I don't know you,

and I don't know if I can trust you.

You've gotta earn our trust.

Don't you think your dick brother is something

you should have told us about?

Dude, I got two little sisters.

Does the fact that I didn't mention that make me a suspect?

Your sisters aren't trying to take us down.

Dude, they're in like the seventh grade.

They couldn't bring us down if they tried.

Shut up.

You're a fucking idiot.

Alright, well dude, think about everything

we've been learning.

What's the first pillar of brotherhood?

It's fucking trust.

Fucking trust, exactly.

What a better way to prove to the frat that we trust him.

That's a brilliant idea.

Fuckin A.

You guys ready to vote or do we need more time?

Let's do it.

Fuck else is there to discuss?

All in favor of Nick?

Come on, dude.

Fuck it, unity, right?

If you don't win this game in the next one.

Oh yeah, nice shot, bro.

Nice shot.

Hey, what happened to your lip, dude?

Some chick bite you?

Yeah, crazy bitch, man.

Come on, dude.

Chode, you're worthless, man.

Hey, can I play after Helen Keller plays?

Word, boys.

What's up, brother?

The first democracy was Athens.

Athens Greece.

What's up, ladies?

Everybody gather around.

Alright, guys.

Tonight's year's first dance.

The theme is boxes and blazers,

meaning you wear boxer shorts with a blazer.

Get it?

Alright, so this is a spontaneous,

which means you got about two hours to find a date.

The buses are leaving here at 8:00,

so make sure you find one and get back here on time.

I got an hour man, fuck that.

Two hours?

Do you know a female?

Not here.

Fucking doing chores all day and shit.

Yo, Nick.

Try to get back here quick so we can pre-game.

Definitely.

Dude, do you even have a girl's number in that phone

besides your mom?

I mean, yeah.

Aren't all your girlfriends like arranged and shit?

What's up?

Is your friend Sophie here?

Yeah, I think she's upstairs.

I'll go get her.

Just wait here.

Yeah, but have you seen his ass?

He's got like the nicest body.

He's like her best friend.

She's only taking him so her brothers

don't find out he's gay.

I think everyone knows he's gay.

- The whole house is gay. - Right?

Hi, Nick.

Well, this is a nice surprise.

How are you?

I'm good, thank you.

Listen, there's this dance tonight.

Psi Theta Date Dash.

I know all about it.

I don't have a lot of time, and I was just wondering

if maybe you wanted to go with me.

Nick, that is so cute.

I would love to go with you.

I, uh, shit.

I've got like two papers to write and an exam tomorrow,

so I really just have too much work to do.

I mean, I understand. It's last minute.

Right.

That's why they call it spontaneous.

Right.

* How can I even get back home, oh

* If they can tell them what I know, oh

* Contain me

* Degenerate me

I gotta admit, I'm a little surprised

you asked me to this.

Really?

Of course I'd ask you.

I feel like we're in middle school.

Here.

Remember all those dances we went to?

Yeah.

* I'm shaking now but I feel like

* I want you to fall

* Hold on over me

* Touch all over me please.

I need another drink, do you want anything?

No.

* Inside out

* Inside out

* Outside in

* Inside out

* Inside out, out out out

* Outside in

* If I wait up, ayo ayo

* If I swing low

* Sing us to an empty place

* Ring it with an empty face

* Waiting for a little sign

* Hold on, I'm waiting on

I thought you were studying.

Finished up faster than expected.

I'm sorry, look--

You with Den Taylor?

Depends what you mean by "with."

You know what I mean by with.

Everyone's with Den Taylor.

- Do a shot with me. - Okay.

Another one.

Alright.

* Singing to an empty place

* Ring it with an empty face

Drink another one.

That's enough.

Having fun, Nick?

Yes, sir.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Let's go.

Goodbye, Nick.

* Ayo ayo

* Put my wave up

* Ayo ayo

* Everybody, say go

* Ayo, ayo

* Put my wave up

* Ayo, ayo

* Everybody...

Hey.

You okay?

I'm really hungover.

God, was I fucked up last night or what?

I mean, are you okay with this?

You wanna go get breakfast?

I gotta go study.

That's like the oldest excuse in the book.

I already slept through most of my classes.

I've also got like two papers to write and an exam.

Fine.

I had fun last night.

Me too.

* We are sisters, we are one

* We have found the place where we belong

* We are sisters, one and all

* We catch each other when we fall

* As a Delta sister, we're always there

* And you know that someone cares

* There is nowhere I'd rather be

* Delta Pi Kappa is home to me

Okay, gentlemen, scavenger hunt.

Whoo!

On this list, you're gonna find all the activities

you have to perform.

And all the items you have to obtain.

In addition, there's gonna be some clues along the way.

Got it!

Plaster cast god of knowledge.

What the fuck is plaster cast god of knowledge.

Apollo, Apollo's the god of knowledge.

Got it!

- I weighed my dick. - Your body weight.

You weighed your dick?

Where the fuck are we supposed to be looking?

Does anyone wanna jump in?

- I think it's in the lake. - Did you find something?

You must all work as one.

One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one!

One, one, one, one, one, one, one!

Guys, you have until midnight to complete everything.

And you're gonna film it all on this.

Don't be one fucking second late.

I'm gonna give this list to the newly elected president.

Captain titty fuck.

He's the leader.

What're we waiting for?

Get the fuck out of here, let's go, come on, come on.

Let's go!

Come on.

Let's go.

Go go go.

We've got a little something for you, boys.

Thought you might need some clothes.

Tonight's prize.

Think you can handle that?

Okay, wait, wait, wait, we're not done yet.

I have to take a head count.

Eight.

Aw, it's cute.

I don't mean that kinda head count.

I need you to drop 'em.

I need you to drop trow.

Drop 'em.

Oh my God.

One, two, three, four,

five, five and a half,

six, seven.

Your next clue.

Bye!

Bye, boys!

Bye!

* We like boys, yes we do

* We like boys, how about you

* We like boys, yes we do

* We like boys, how about you

* We like boys, yes we do

Yo, Chad, hurry up man.

I hurt my foot.

One, one, one, one, one, one one, one, one, one!

Put on these clothes, and go to the student government

events production office in the basement of the union.

Use the loading doc entrance.

No camera for this one.

Be discrete.

I wanna see more of these, okay?

I need to see his face.

So could you run off like a hundred copies of these tonight?

I don't know, Pete.

It's getting kinda late and I got a test in the morning.

It's just a hundred copies.

What the fuck was that?

Open the door.

There's been a leak, open the door.

So what're you dickheads gonna do now?

Haze me?

Look what I found.

Frat hazing footage.

What are you gonna do?

Stop it!

Have at it, boys.

Congratulations, boys.

Tonight, you've earned the second pillar of brotherhood,

which is loyalty.

Tonight, you've also shown me that you're willing

to risk your own skin for this fraternity,

and that really means something.

Not only have you earned the second pillar,

but you've also earned the honor

to wear the fraternal letters,

and for this your big brothers

have something special for you.

Guys, listen up.

We also have another little surprise for you.

Hands behind your back.

Gentlemen, tonight is also mom's night.

Which means you've each earned a sorority mother

to teach you the ins and outs of our sister sorority.

And if you're lucky, maybe they'll teach you

the ins and outs of something else.

* She run it to the bottom

* She run it to the top

* She turn around and make that thing drop, make it drop

* She run it to the bottom

* She run it to the top

* She turn around and make that thing drop, make it drop

* Dance floor, hit center stage

* Yeah she like that spotlight

* Them chicks is hanging on

Hey, Nick, Taylor wants to see you in his room.

Nick.

Come on in.

Do one with me.

Mm, Nick.

It must've been difficult for you, huh?

Not as difficult as you might think.

I wanted to express my gratitude.

Let you know that you've won my trust.

Nick Forest.

I want you to meet your sorority mother.

I think you two already know each other.

Enjoy.

Don't worry, he isn't coming back.

Why would you let him use you like that?

Fuck!

Uh, Whitney Smith plus one.

I'm sorry, you're not on the list.

You're supposed to let all the girls in.

Really?

Well, how 'bout this?

How 'bout you jump on my little scale here

and we can fucking see if you're on the list.

What the hell? Fuck you, assholes.

Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye.

- Hi, guys. - Hi.

* Take it off, take it off

Fuck, dude!

Fucking campus police is here.

What?

Fuck yeah, it's the dean.

Radio 'em down, radio 'em down.

Shit, code red,

this is not a fucking drill, code red.

Dean's raid, dean's raid, go, go, go, go, go!

Come on, dean's raid!

Shit!

Excuse me, guys.

Dean's raid, go, go, go, go, go!

Get the cups, go!

Get that cup, get that cup!

Good!

Close it, close it, close it.

Dean Cadmar.

I need to see your president now.

Yes, sir.

We need Tim down here as soon as possible.

The dean is in the entryway.

What the fuck? Help him out!

Yo, I'm really, really sorry to interrupt,

but dean's raid.

- Oh, shit. - What?

Oh my God.

He's in the house.

Okay, let me get that mouthwash.

Mr. Shankman, just the man I wanted to see.

Wanna join me outside for a minute, please?

Yes, sir.

Do you know why I'm here?

No, sir.

Absolutely no idea whatsoever.

Not at all.

Were any of your members responsible

for the property damage over at the student center?

Sir, I don't know what you're talking about.

You understand, Tim, it's your ass personally

if the police come back and say

that even one of your members was involved.

- Do you follow me? - Yes, sir.

I like you guys, okay?

I really do, but after what happened last year,

my patience is thin!

Has to be, you understand?

Of course.

Is he out there?

I've got my eye on this house, Tim.

One stupid stunt, just one, and I will not hesitate

to shut this house down and expel everybody

that's responsible.

Do you understand me?

Yes sir.

Am I clear?

Guys, let's go.

We're all clear.

Yo, Nick, we're all clear.

Let's get the kegs back out here!

* Welcome to my house party

How you doing, bro?

Can I call you, Betty?

God, you're pretty.

Guys, I think I heard him just queef.

Guys, I think I heard him just queef.

Oh dude, did you just queef.

Tell us your queef face.

- You ever see a queef? - Show us a fucking queef!

That's disgusting, you're making me sick.

Wait, wait.

Do that again, one more time, one more time.

- Don't do it again. - Give me that Q face.

Don't do it again.

I told you not to make that face.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

That's disgusting, I'm gonna vomit.

Drink this beer right here.

We're not allowed to drink on post.

Tell you what, you don't drink this beer

and your ass is gonna burn in lineup, bitch.

I said drink, so you drink, it's not an option.

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!

You're spilling all over yourself, dude!

You fucking just drank on post!

You piece of shit!

Yeah, buddy!

Let's go, buddy.

Love you.

Hey, honeybuns.

Beatrice?

Bebe?

Bebe, right?

Bebe.

Mimi. Mimi, huh.

That's right, that's right, I knew that.

You look kind of lonely.

Like a lonely loaf of honey.

You look like a douchebag.

That's funny.

But seriously, you have to, like, loosen up a little bit.

It's a party--

Can I have a drink?

Sure, here.

Wow, you're drinking really fast.

Here's another one.

Here, here.

Wow.

Maybe you could use something harder.

Like me wiener.

Yeah, yeah.

My penis.

Mm-hmm.

But seriously, would you like to go back to my room?

I got hookah, got some weed.

Let's go.

Right, you're looking for someone.

No!

And you found him.

Over the lips and past the gums,

I did your mom, dum diddy dum!

That's not even a cheer.

I just made it up. That's a good one.

Sorry.

I'm sorry, was I crossing the line?

Oh, stop being so tight, sweetie.

Loosen up.

Fuck.

Oh, you feel so good.

Yee-haw, rodeo!

One, two, three, four.

Gotta ride for eight seconds, Killman.

Five, six, seven, eight!

Fuck you!

Oh shit!

Oh shit, dude.

She just fucking beat the shit out of you!

Fucking cunt!

Shut the fuck up, you asshole!

You did it, motherfucker!

Motherfucking Killman, right, right?

Watch my fingers.

Wanna smell my fingers?

Hi, mom!

Uh excuse us.

Are you okay?

Fuck off!

Bitch.

Eww, let's go.

Fuck!

Dr. Chorister, I'm really sorry I'm late,

but I was wondering if I can retake the exam?

Ladies and gentlemen, please finish up the sentence

that you're working on.

I need all the pink books up here now, thank you.

I'm sorry, son.

Was there something I can help you with?

I'm so fucked.

I'm failing chem.

And I know I'm gonna have to drop Myth and Modern Lit class.

Everything's fucked up with Pete.

I haven't talked to him in like forever.

Pledge class is a mess and Chad's a real fucking mess.

A real fucking mess.

Dr. Chorister had no sympathy.

It's like he didn't even know me.

Fucker gave me a zero on the midterm.

That'll probably mean I'll get booted

from the honors program.

Fuck it, I don't really give a shit.

I don't really give a shit.

Look, I know I've been kind of a dick.

Kind of a dick.

You don't have to be a bitch.

You don't have to be a bitch.

Stop fucking around.

Stop fucking around.

Some stupid pledge activity?

Stupid pledge activity.

Then stop it.

Stop it.

Look, if you don't cut that shit out, I'm leaving.

I'm leaving.

Nick, wait, I'm sorry, stop.

What the fuck, Mimi?

It's just that stupid sorority bullshit.

It's all so unbelievably stupid.

I don't give a shit about pledging or the sorority

or any of those slutty little cunts.

I don't care about honors courses or anything

except you, so what I can't understand is why

you've hurt me the way you have.

I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.

The wrong impression.

I just want us to be friends.

You can't be serious.

You can't do that, Nick.

You can't sleep with me and then this.

You don't do that to people who care about you.

I know.

Nick.

I love you, okay?

And I know it's just the temptation of

all these hot chicks that are fucking with your head.

You need some time to get them out of your system, fine.

I know we'll end up together.

I know you love me, too.

I don't want to sound harsh.

I think I need to be clear.

We'll never be together like that.

I don't love you.

Love you.

Mimi, enough.

Enough.

I give up.

I give up.

I think we need to spend some time alone.

Okay, bitches.

You've been here for two months.

You should have it down by now.

Some of you still don't get what sisterhood

is really all about.

We talk about brotherhood.

You have to fucking work for it.

You've gotta hunger for it.

You've got to lunge, dive, and bleed for it.

This is the laziest fucking pledge class I've ever seen.

You just might be quite literally

the worst pledge class we have ever had.

Yeah, and the laziest.

And the fattest.

We are the hottest sorority on campus.

Do you really look like you deserve to be in this sorority?

I will never activate a bunch of cocksucking motherfuckers

like you until you learn the fucking meaning of this house.

You know, we get that it's hard to stay in perfect shape

with all the beer and cock that's flowing everywhere,

but if you think you've got what it takes

to be on this side of the line,

then you'd better get it together.

Stick to the one meal a day rule

and puke your motherfucking guts out after every meal

between now and Fall Formal.

What the fuck was that?

Do it again?

Pretend that's your boyfriend's cum, right now.

Do it again.

Come on, Fish.

History test, boys.

Get a question wrong, you drink.

Recite the Greek Alphabet.

Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta,

Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda, Mu, Nu, Xi, Omicron,

Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Upsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi, Omega.

Keep it up! Who were the founding fathers?

Benjamin Bradley, Thomas Maxted, Wilson Fitch,

Arthur John Talbott, and Reed Harris.

Yeah, whoo.

How many miles is it to the nationals in Houston?

How many fucking miles is it?

457.

Son of a bitch!

You're fucking pathetic.

457.

Now drink up, bitch.

Fucking drink it now.

Don't you fucking puke.

I told you I'd waste your ass if you didn't

drink that fucking beer.

But I drank--

Shut the fuck up and don't open your mouth in line up?

Are you 'bout to cry, you puke?

Are you gonna cry? Is Snow being mean?

Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry!

How's that taste, Snow?

When you go to a party representing this sorority,

try not to look like a skanky slut.

Okay, thanks.

Excuse me, Mimi.

Mimi.

Are you paying attention?

Wipe that fucking smirk off your face, skank.

I think Mimi thinks that she's better than us.

Yes, I do actually.

Oh my God.

Who says that?

Well, I heard that a Psi Theta took your skinny little ass

to the rodeo the other night.

And do you know what he said?

That your pussy looks like a pile of roast beef.

Give me your pledge pin.

Come on, give it to me.

You clearly don't want to be here.

Do the rest of you want to be here?

- Yes. - Yes.

- I want to be here. - Sorry, what was that?

I said, I want to be here.

- Bullshit. - I don't believe you.

Give it to me.

No.

You're not even Delta material.

I only gave you a pity bid because you were

such good friends with Nick Forest.

Oh, you didn't know.

Well, that is just precious.

Oh, she's crying.

Give me your pledge pin so I can give you

something to cry about.

What are the three sacred pillars?

] Trust, loyalty, respect.

Wrong answer.

Nope!

Come on!

You guys have been pledging this fraternity

for eight weeks, and you still don't

know the three sacred pillars.

Tell 'em, boys!

Beer, pizza, pussy!

In that fucking order, faggots.

Don't forget it.

Groupthink, pressure to agree with the majority,

to come up with a cohesive decision.

The pressure to conform can be so strong

that you don't look at new options or different decisions.

Mr. Forest.

Nice of you to join us.

An example is Waco, Texas, 1993.

Fuck you.

How many times have I had to take out the fucking trash?

Shut up!

Shut the fuck up!

Shut the fuck up, one person at a time.

I got the fucking candle.

Halloween party is Saturday.

We need to figure out who is working what stations.

We've all had to do everything at least once,

so I don't wanna hear any bullshit.

You're all gonna have to suck it up

and fucking do it at the door.

You don't think I wanna party, too?

Why would I wanna.

Where is my fucking chili?

Go!

I'm really starting to doubt this whole fucking thing.

You know in the beginning, the exercise with the goldfish,

it actually was a good way to get us thinking about trust.

Fish liked the fish.

This line up bullshit.

Riding on me, slapping me, making me drink.

I took four forties to the fucking head.

Pouring puke on us.

I think the hazing is good.

I think there's something to be said

about it bringing people together.

That said, maybe we should think about streamlining.

I think it needs to stop.

I really don't know how you can even be talking right now.

We're not even done with this shit.

I mean, honestly, we still have hell week to look forward to.

My name is Linda Green.

My son Zac turned 19 nearly one year ago.

Zac shared your potential.

He shared your promise for a bright, rewarding future.

But this past April, my husband and I received a call

in the middle of the night telling us

that our son Zac had died.

Zac's eventual autopsy suggested that he had consumed

an obscene amount of alcohol, passed out on his back,

and his lungs filled with fluid.

He asphyxiated on those fluids.

After we spoke with some of his friends

and after a police investigation,

we discovered some of what had happened.

There had been a pledge activity.

The old members of his fraternity made the pledges

spin a giant wheel.

They called this the wheel of death.

Each Pledge had to spin the wheel and when it landed,

they had to do whatever it said.

This could be anything from consuming pigs feet and blood,

to biting the head off a live rat,

being savagely paddled or branded with cigarettes,

or drinking a fifth of whisky through a funnel.

My son Zac had to drink the whisky, a case of beer,

and something called Mad Dog 20/20.

Most claimed that in the chaos of the hazing,

they didn't notice Zac lying in a corner.

But when some of the others noticed

that he was turning blue, they did not call anybody.

Instead, several other members dressed him from head to toe.

They even put his socks and his shoes on.

While some of them, and this I find particularly disturbing,

took pictures and videotaped.

And as the abuse continued inside the house,

several members dragged him out the front door,

down the walkway, and tossed him,

like garbage, on the sidewalk at the base of the lawn.

And left him there.

And my baby boy...

died right there

alone.

The boys who confessed to dragging him

to the curb face possible prison time.

They clearly hold the most direct responsibility

for what happened.

It is still not clear

who else saw what was happening

and did nothing.

And that is why I'm here today.

I know it is my responsibility to tell Zac's story

and it's your responsibility

to make sure nothing like this happens again.

Thank you.

Dionysus, the god of wine, revelry, and ecstasy.

Wherever he traveled, he inducted new members

into his secret, ritualistic passion cult.

Dionysus commanded the following of

a throng of beautiful nymphs called the Maenads.

He favored intoxication, ecstatic orgies,

and frenzied dances as modes of worship.

Next slide, please.

Pentheus, king of Thebes.

In the Bacchae, Euripides tells us

that Pentheus opposed Dionysus and his debauched practices.

Repudiated his claims of being a god,

and stood up to the dangers that this deity

and his followers could ultimately pose.

Next slide, please. Next slide, please.

Entranced by Dionysus, Pentheus disguised himself as a woman

and snuck into the forests on the slopes of Mount Cithaeron

to spy on the ritual practices,

captivated and enthralled.

The price that Dionysus made Pentheus pay

for his irreverence...

Sparagmos.

Dismemberment.

Lesson learned, don't fuck with the gods.

Chug, chug, chug, chug.

We've got the man right here.

Zeus!

My boy Zeus.

Hi, Nick.

How's my sexy all star?

Fine.

Beer me! Beer me!

Fuck me.

Can I help you?

Hey, man, welcome to town.

Sorry, wrong room.

Nah, dude, it's the right room.

We've got extra.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!

Yo, you in or you out, bro?

Yeah, man, close the door.

You're letting the love out.

Sit down.

Open up.

I know exactly who you are?

You do?

Mm-hmm.

You're the twisted lesbian experiment

I've been waiting for.

Come on.

I wanna dance before we fuck.

* No, oh

* I want some bad

* It's okay

* And on my head

You wanna fucking knock, man?

Pete Forest is in the house right now.

Where?

Party room downstairs.

Does he know we know?

I don't think so, no.

There's gonna be a fight.

* Oh oh oh

There he is!

There he is, get him!

Get him, get him, get him!

Oh, where you gonna go now?

Get 'em ladies.

Fuck him up, fuck him up, fuck him up!

I'm getting it, I'm getting it.

Rooftop to party room.

Pete Forest is out front, and he's getting the shit

kicked out of him.

Hey, Nick, Nick.

I think your brother's in the house.

What the fuck?

Leave him alone, he's had enough!

This needs to stop.

Come on, bitch!

- Where you at? - Come on!

Psi Theta, Psi Theta, Psi Theta, Psi Theta!

Let it go, Nick.

That's his brother.

Get the fuck out of here.

Uh-oh.

Oh, my God.

Move straight.

Don't look up.

Keep moving.

Alright, stop.

Alright now, turn around.

And remove your blindfolds.

Welcome to hell, gentlemen.

If you make it through hell week, you're in.

He's got jizz on his taint.

I would love to crack your fucking skull right now.

Say it like you mean it.

Stick the dick and kiss the nigga.

Stand up straight.

Line 'em up, line 'em up!

Line 'em up!

You gonna pass out? Huh?

Are you gonna pass out?

Go go go!

You guys did it, dude, that was really good.

Tell 'em about day one!

What the fuck are you doing?

Hit me right here.

Hit me right there, Fish.

Drink, drink! Drink this shit.

Just fucking hit me, I'm waiting for it.

What, what, are you gonna puke?

I'm waiting for a reason to take you

the fuck out of my house

'cause I know you're piece of shit.

Psi Theta Epsilon, grab a Delta tit!

Fuck!

Fuck.

I was having a good dream.

Trust, loyalty, respect!

Trust, loyalty, respect!

How am I supposed to sleep with this

fucking two feet away from me?

Sleep.

There's human poop!

Sleep!

My stomach is gonna fall out of my ass.

He's on the fucking floor, man.

Jesus Christ, Fish.

Fuck you guys, man.

Good job.

Do it again.

You're full of shit.

What?

Wrap that shit tight.

I'm a pretty little princess!

Say it louder!

I'm a pretty little princess!

I'm a pretty little princess!

I'm a pretty little princess!

Want more?

What are you doing?

This shit is under control, it's fine.

Oh, just, just.

So fucking stupid.

Come on, Nicky, you can do it!

Ah fuck!

You nasty fucking poop!

In the face!

Oh!

Chug, chug, chug!

* Upon three pillars our men

* In brotherhood

* We pledge our minds and hearts to

Chad, you okay?

Nobody leaves this room until the dog is dead.

Fuck.

No one's touching this fucking dog!

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!

Fuck it, man!

Are you crying?

No one's gonna kill the fucking dog!

Jesus Christ.

What the fuck did you do?

What the fuck did you do?

Calm down!

Open the fucking door!

Open the fucking door!

Open the fucking door!

I said nobody fucking.

The fuck you'd do that for?

I'll fucking kill you!

Who the fuck did it? Who did it?

Start talking! Faggots!

He's speaking to you! Speak up!

Which one of you fucking did it?

Did you fucking do it?

Zeus was a brother!

You did it, didn't you?

Answer him!

You did it!

Tell me, you fucking did it!

Open your fucking mouth!

Start talking!

Fish!

You know who fucking did it?

Huh, you know who fucking did it?

Tell me!

Tell me who fucking did it.

You weren't supposed to really kill him you stupid fucks!

If you do that again, I will kill you.

What?

Ha ha, you hear what this motherfucker said to me?

What the fuck you think you're doing?

Get back in line!

Get the fuck back in line, get the fuck back in line!

You hear what this motherfucker said to me?

Take his ass out.

Say it again, say it again!

Say it!

If you do that again, I will kill you.

Do it.

Kill him.

Did you see that?

Holy fucking shit! Fucking crazy!

Back! Get him out of the room!

Holy fucking shit!

Here we go, guys.

Can I get you guys anything else at the moment?

Okay, enjoy.

Mimi, listen.

Nick, I know.

No, no.

I've been an asshole, a total idiot.

You're my friend.

Have any of you guys seen Pete?

Nah, dude, he went home.

I just came from his house.

Nah, he went home.

* Ooh ooh ooh

* Ooh ooh ooh

* Ooh ooh, ooh ooh

Do you remember that kid that used to live

in that house over there?

What was his name?

Rick Grinder.

Yeah, Rick Grinder.

Rick The Dick Grinder.

Yeah, that's what we called him.

Rick Grinder.

He was always picking on you.

I remember.

Remember that time he brought over

that big old lost dog.

Could have been a stray, who the hell knows.

Mangy looking thing.

He said it had rabies and would bite us if we moved.

And I bolted in the house.

I left you out here alone with him.

I remember.

What I really wanted to do was kick that kid's ass.

I don't know why I didn't just kick that kid's fucking ass.

'Cause you pissed your pants, man.

I mean, you had to go inside.

You knew about that?

When are you going back to school?

I don't know.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Listen, there's something you should probably know.

Nick! Nick!

Yo, Nick!

We've been worried about you, man.

Nick!

You're gonna talk to us?

Dude, where are you going? Where'd he go?

What should we do?

Go get Tim.

Yo, Tim!

Move that couch there.

- Where is he? - We don't know.

Alright, I need somebody at every exit.

You weren't supposed to really kill him,

you stupid fucks!

If you do that again, I will kill you.

Hey, Nick, you down there, man?

Yo, Nick, yo.

Wait up, man.

We got something to show you.

Look, guys, I gotta get going.

Trust us, man.

Just one thing, and you can do whatever you want.

Congratulations, Nick.

You're a brother now.