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I'm at the bus stop I don't see him I'm

here

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[Laughter]

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wait 40 people do that in here okay oh

my god it worked

okay okay what are you doing whoa hey oh

they're gonna be they're gonna be here

in like 15 minutes

actually they said 8:30 yeah we spoke

and she's coming in 9:00 sweetheart yep

I sweetheart I'm gonna smell really like

vagina

Robin gets here I don't want to smell

like fucking pussy she's you're a

sponsor I never met this girl not a girl

she's like 40

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hi how are you good how are you hey dude

so where's the guy in the bathroom in

the bathtub thank you um any on his back

shall we try and turn him up here so it

doesn't throw up and die really Charles

Garant

got a real situation where you're just

gonna leave me in the home that was

really funny

it was really fucking funny

I need you to be very very nice to her

and tell me that you love me alive

you want me to be tell you I love you a

lot like a lot of times I want you to

tell me you love me a lot

Oh both mini time okay tell you I love

you a lot a lot of times yes I can do

that

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don't you so we were just coming to pick

up your stuff

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this is so weird

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so we get a look at you I really don't

feel well Garrett this your friend

mysterious tickle in my throat yeah

we're married

oh you're dot technically not legally of

it we don't really believe in lots

anyways what's your daughter Cara Lee

that's very nice

this is captain that's Cara Lee and this

is I'm sorry Dori that's weird how are

your names are I really don't feel like

it I need to eat something so eat go eat

food

there's a room in there the kitchen

inside which is a refrigerator and

cabinets inside which I'm sure you'll

find some food it's not my house I give

you my permission it's not your house

it's okay go eat

mangia ma'am will you bring me a beer

please you guys three beers please

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it's actually very normal as I'm sure

you know in Japan it's the standard so

we can man up sit on the floor

no I'm kidding I don't know there I

don't know if I'm actually going to sit

on the floor there's dead bear for your

organs Italian I'm gonna

the hero of the Buddha she goes this is

nice it's not so bad it's a little like

we're happy but when we made this

together that depends if it's good she

made it if it's bad I made it if it's

decent if it's decent we both made

sounds be giving me cooking lessons okay

so from the look on on Phil's face it

looks like you need to find a new

instructor I think you should use your

own instincts that's not even this I'm

perfectly happy to get us takeout honey

it's fine it's fine

but honestly though

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you only have strong cheese I saw you

this yeah I am it's not enough okay I'm

type of glycemic so it's like really

medically bad for the stick nails shoot

me a bottle opener sweetie these are the

sooner you give me a bottle opener the

sooner I drink the beer the sooner we

can go to your birthday party dinner

parties Oh carrot I really want to go

home

Garrett you want to go home yeah I

really don't feel well you don't feel

well no are you fucking deaf Garrett I

want to go home I'll tell you what if

you please give me a bottle opener then

I'll drink my beer and we can talk don't

kill her thank you don't feel well Karen

I really want to go home

Garrett I think she wants you to take

her home thank fuck you fuck you okay

you are such a fucking dick do you know

that I do not ever want to see your face

again

not even to pick up your shit because I

am gonna go home and don't all the

fucking window and YouTube can suck my

dick I didn't need to ask you another

personal question about this place do

you rent bill or do you own Phil this I

don't live here no I'm not trying I'm

just come and try to size up the

apartment now he's obsessed with real

estate obsessed is my job it's fine

really

um I I do actually well my family does

it's it's sort of more of a um like like

an investment situations okay it wasn't

too painful

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once so you yeah I'm staying here for

summer really it's cool what are you

gonna do you just hanging out we're

gonna be making some art and maybe I get

a job but art what kind of art like pose

posts Fluxus right so you're like a team

you're a husband-and-wife team who's the

husband I bet you are how old are you 22

no they're women that's right you guys

gonna earn a man

Charles Charles buddy he's a really

amazing guy when he gets

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[Laughter]

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Charles listen to this the world is my

representation this is a truth valid

with reference to every living and

knowing being although man alone can

bring it into reflective abstract

consciousness Schopenhauer

very good also very good seriously

seriously what what I'm not supposed to

look at a nubile young woman who

approaches me wearing hey Charles

Charles holy shit why are you flashing

Charles and why are you fifty fucking

times last night for you to come pick me

up how many fucking times do I have to

remind you in a week that I'm coming on

a specific day and then you're supposed

to pick me up at a specific time it's

really fucking lame look my phone

battery won't hold a charge you could

have done a million things though you

could have called me from Madeline's

phone or you could have called mom and

dad where you didn't have to fucking not

be there okay shut the fuck up I am

sorry I didn't get your calls stop

yelling I'm not yelling you're yelling

as you bait me into yelling and then

you're mad at me from yelling now why

were you showing your genitalia to

charge and we'll have you

why are you scantily clothed in front of

these guys yes I'm sorry I didn't

realize that there were people around

I'm scantily clad that's fucked up I

really if I had known that there are

people around

I wouldn't I wouldn't be so scantily

clad are so that's what I asked and like

that look please Jesus Karen stop

looking at her Jesus Christ put on your

fucking clothes good to have you back

with us I'm just too but like you know

like a week ten days ago

it's all right child she's mine she's

left that you are at it's an interesting

smell that rat has the yours I hate when

you pretend not to know Cara Lee you've

met her like five fucking times okay I'm

sorry that I forgot okay I remember you

want you came in early because you

wanted to have a picnic I remember it

all now it's all coming back to me in a

flash so we'll have a picnic today okay

no I don't think it's very nice that you

just were with Mal and you forgot about

me and now you ruined the picnic I

didn't forget about you cuz I was with

Madeline I forgot about you because I'm

an idiot

totally so we'll go for a picnic today

okay I just want we're just gonna play

ball for a couple hours

what what could it just be anything yeah

that's what I'm talking about

you and me picnic it's gonna be the best

fucking picnic in the world it's gonna

be a little basket there's gonna be

cheese and jam reserves alright okay

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okay so here it goes story with the most

Shevin there you go no I got it I'm

sorry my story the most challenging

seven days ago when chef Nolan had or -

ever slippery strawberry flavored syrup

oh I'd have strawberries I am strawberry

favorite story was Chevy strawberry

flavored sugar bees with Shemin

different things like Shevin strawberry

flavored syrups Slurpees Shevin straws

Shevin 727 - cops show you know how you

doing how's everything at home

I'm just been sleeping in my bed and dad

will move out I know he told me that he

wants me to meet her

which is annoying and he keeps telling

me that if I can't accept her as part of

his life then I can't have a

relationship with him where she was also

in Hawaii you could make a case for him

but whatever you didn't you know I'm

gonna make a kid for him you want me to

be like one of the girls and just be

like totally just vent but seriously his

view should understand his point of view

you wouldn't I mean you should but I

won't tell you about that do a normal

idea

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hey you younger than do this what oh

yeah it's so random it's not it's

amazing

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oh so turning this is Sam sister Gabby

which is an artist as well and aridif

Madeline was telling me that you're

looking to work in a gallery

I don't if you want I could probably you

don't

Astrid tall pretty yeah she's an what I

just um I know Ashley she's not good

she's disgusting she makes me wanna puke

you know fast

mid yeah yeah yeah I hung the shit to

show there oh she's managing that

gallery so you know I don't know how

much and what I wouldn't want you to

waste a favor but what are you saying I

don't listen to her she's like I just

think it's really lame okay art and life

are like separate I don't know like if

you hang are in a gallery then your only

language people to see it and buy it and

own it and you're kind of getting into

this bougie myth that art like are two

separate things

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I am I think she's joking she must be

joking she's trying to be provocative

no I just I'm not I just think that like

creativity should be an approach to

existence not like a rarefied

commodified

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is there any alcohol this party in the

corner

she's like she said oh she's good she

does she's at Oberlin she's like reading

the board and like she said this little

like situation is kick she's not what

the fuck she's talking about okay it's

if you could get her yeah I you know

I've been there yeah but if you could

get her a job but I mean an interview

poor job she didn't seem interested I'll

make her interested I'll make sure she's

interesting listen yeah Olivia Sorrell

she's the curator who basically got me

into younger than Jesus loves me for

some reason a gun I don't know why but

anyway she's looking to fill a few more

slots along if you were open to it I'm

fucking I'm totally completely that was

a bad joke thank you the neighborhoods

yeah

yeah call me I mean I was just whenever

you want funky that's what I mean

I don't know I'm supposed to feel about

this we're supposed to feel thank you

really really easy there tiger

this is bouncing mountain that is she hi

I'm Sam get out of that

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okay so my most embarrassing sections

as having sex this guy's been sleeping

for a while and like I wanted him to tie

me up okay yeah no no I would I'd rather

go home I really fucked up today with

her and he's kind of like a vulnerable

time for her and stuff I really feel

like I should like just like have some

cute even Gabby okay we're just talking

anyway then I are you okay okay

everything's fine they're perfect don't

worry go yeah it was like searching for

the condom everywhere and I couldn't

find it

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what no yes

yes I did no it's okay you don't have to

lie to me I didn't mind I try started to

lie then I took back to live

yes what's your most embarrassing sex

ring oh geez

are you talking about where you guys all

told yours and then I just have to come

in and tell mine

she's ready he's got one

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hi wow what are you doing here I I

thought you were in San Francisco oh I

was real love

so weird that I'm seeing you because I

was just thinking about you

actually I was thinking about your

paintings are you still painting yeah

every day

not today obviously but thank you no yes

but most is yeah

so are you um you working there

she just got her master's what do you

it's great kids that's great that's

amazing you still hate cats oh I hate

that strong word

come you still carry a mitre around

looks really funny you still carry a

flap your gums what about you what are

you up to I'm I'm working with orzo

Japan anyways he's opening this quasi

Baron breakfast

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it's called Museum really really amazing

space in Long Island City which reminds

me why I was thinking of you were coming

back around do you still have the same

email address and the I know you know I

have never changed my notice oh yeah

okay well I'll email you the details

we're looking for artists to fill the

space up and upgrade and stuff

so put aside

this mm in there

like this material

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so pretty

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I have a million things to do I got you

good seeing you

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you sent you postcards oh I was like

kind of Vince to convince convinced that

he was gonna come to Northampton and

take me to my senior prom and I could

prove to all the guys didn't like me I

so greatly old gotta take you out with

you also some things he would like talk

about his time in Alaska or I don't know

I'm just feeling the way to get ahead of

my school it's come you so much he's

nice yeah it's fun like it's terrible

do you know to you and then you stirs it

you look at you and you weren't looking

really yeah

also he just stares at lots of stuff

like objects and tables and things in a

really creepy way he definitely looks

like you there's a glimmer

please please don't tickle me

if you tickle me I'll die I'm serious

musical me all day oh yeah morning you

when I want to do something that's very

hard for me to resist doing and I'll

just have to start experimenting and

finding out where you're actually in

most declination okay you are free to go

but if you wake me up again I will not

show you so much mercy

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what we're doing is each room has a

specific feeling so we're matching rooms

with artists and those artists get to

design and come up with the concepts for

example I like this one sounds cool

Thanks you have a gallery like one that

represents me like consistently ya know

um but I was just in a group show at

this place called Lila Hafner it's like

a new yeah that's the Lower East Side

cool when the visitors come I want them

to feel like they're immersed in New

York art culture so they're not feeling

like they have to search it out or

they're out of the loop or whatever it's

all there when they come see I really

liked the sketches Thanks

yeah and what we did like a whole wall

just mini sketches you know like a Museo

Picasso Malaga I mean the black and

white stuff that you're showing us it's

really cool oh wait a minute

yeah I really like the way you use

colors one room one artisans theme let's

think thing you could just do two rooms

for me and that would settle the whole

your money

you're not this guy in San Francisco

no he seems nice yes nice nice

the dude his name was literally his name

was like a yogi yogi zoo I think there

were a couple like they were dating yes

but I didn't really have a chance that

talked to her too much I don't really

know wasn't alone were there you were

there for like an hour

really I think I feel like I was there

for 40 minutes

hmm well no I mean you called me at like

7:15 when you were going in and then

okay I'm gonna call me again like nine

so that's like what I don't have

all right then well that settles that so

you were timing the thing you're a

sitting here like no but I did notice

the time when you called my house great

and that's great another by pain well

Chelsea was talking about how she had

like complete like total mind control

over this guy you know she is but that's

what she said

did you say that in front of him no

Madeline she didn't say that in front of

him because that's when I was with her

alone which is fine it's just that you

didn't I was alone with her for like a

second because we were fucking

you realize that's a joke right that was

because yeah that's not really that

funny right sweetie look we really we

didn't fuck she just gave me a blowjob

so you can just really it's a storm out

where are you going I'm I'm taking off I

don't want to sit you know I don't want

to sit here I'm exhausted I want to go

to sleep and you're crying over nothing

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obviously I can't go look at the way

you've got me got me completely in your

clutches I feel like that was a bad joke

cuz of name that was an evil joke didn't

care for that joke I think it's great

that that they want to buy your painting

yeah where did it what are they gonna

give me for it I they asked me for a

quote and I off the top they want four

paintings off the top of my head I was

like 2,000 each I think it was two uh

what if I gave you five so that was a

joke right no I'm serious

seriously though what's the difference

if you're talking to her just because

you want money why can't I buy the

painting I think the difference is

pretty obvious okay listen if you don't

want me to if you don't want me to yeah

won't work there Sam don't do that to me

I just you said it was about money

what's the difference if you don't want

me to sell the paintings to them I don't

know well I just want the paintings I

know you can have them okay you can have

them you're afraid I won't deal with

them okay don't want me to deal with

them I won't deal with them that's that

yep I won't deal with them okay we done

tear time over you get it out and do not

call me again I'm sorry

please continue okay I was just talking

was I like I was just saying that I

start with an idea

obviously I mean I start with an idea

but like a specific idea like uh-huh

just one yeah like a theme and then like

if the canvas tells me something

different I listen to it but like oh my

god I'm sorry I just asked you not to

call me again you know what your

financial problems are not my

responsibility

I don't even know where my own counts

are like behind my couches okay sure

should I

oh no please go on um yeah so anyway I

was trying to deal with like the the

viewed more beautiful aspects of

horrible things like and in general like

a theme for all my stuff is like decay

it's interesting I just I thought I

thought it was gonna be bigger I thought

you said that they were bigger oh I have

like I have tons of bigger ones they're

just they're up they're all hanging in

the Guggenheim so we'd have - we just

have to hop in a cabin

he's kidding

but this is beautiful they're bigger

than they are on the internet if you

know what I don't know how you suddenly

became the victim here god I'm sorry do

you need a person no no I just could you

don't have to do this balance let's do

it now you sure yeah yeah I'm just I'm

just influenced by city walls that's all

I'm saying there's like a nostalgic

quality to the different layers of like

like you know two weeks ago somebody

lost their dog you know and then like on

top of that it's like a poster for the

concert that happens sorry I cannot

listen by this bullshit right now left

hand yellow please

you saw my right hand too hey Betty hey

you gotta get naked like this okay Gabby

so next time you're gonna have like a

midday orgy I think you should probably

notify me a little bit in advance right

yes didn't have done please please take

this red one for me just it's their shit

in there and like you don't take off

your clothes eat my rice at all

seriously I'm serious I'm asking you

just participate in this seriously

seriously Sarah oh geez and why are you

so angry

what are they teaching you and over

don't touch me I'm gonna take off my

just because you're naked by the way it

doesn't make it art I'm just gonna go

and say mr. pussy

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no you were making all this progress

mom's dad will be really proud mom and

dad what are you talking about

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so I get it you want me to paint

smallpox hospitals with nature coming

through no I was thinking that you would

look at it and then interpret it and

then process the feeling of it

yeah okay I'll thank you Thanks

this has been great

so so I would downs out

exhausting

catch your boyfriend give you a day off

you live with that guy what's-his-face

or something

what what's in space

like the pasta got it forever now

so Jay

jurors Oh Georgia sounds like a Eastern

European superhero or something

deliver them

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you making me feel slightly downright

I'm making you feel dumb that's a first

what do you want me to do you want me to

tell some poop jokes

it's different when you ask for it

it's gonna

a lot for work stuff but I didn't know

if you'd talk to me

come on man this is natural this is how

people are designed to eat okay you're

supposed to know the face of the animal

that you're taking we're all so

disconnected you know weird where have

you been for the last ten years this

world is going to hell did you do this

did you make him this like political it

sometimes something's gonna happen to

you some event some life-altering event

and you're gonna look at the world a

little bit different or differently okay

you're gonna want to try to prepare the

next generation all right you'll feel

different when you have a little Daniel

or Daniella on the way what kiba's sorry

what a beta really good you're not no

this is your nacho no holy are you

kidding

you're serious serious this is holy shit

yeah you dog you would know you would

know she must have a super moon okay

watch the hand thank you are you

listening to this I like do I better now

we need to look me in my face and I want

you to tell me what happened last night

my cell phone died okay you know last

night I fell asleep in my studio no boy

did you think maybe I should call

Madeleine maybe she's worried about me

you couldn't go outside of your fucking

studio to a pay phone and call me

actually that's the first thing you've

said to make that I believe you're doing

this to me you are turning me into a

fucking detective you were lying to me

and you are not even very good at it

you're creating a story okay you're

creating a story because this is what

you want to be doing right now and you

want to be fighting with me because you

don't want to let me in so you're just

creating this crazy paranoid narrative

about you know understanding do you know

that and you know why because there

isn't listen to me there is no way that

I could reverse this situation right now

and make you understand how it feels

I know Chelsea there is no way that

anyone that I have ever loved would ever

walk back into my life I'm giving up

look at me I'm giving you an opportunity

right now to live with me and be in love

and you don't have to worry about money

you can just do your art and we could

just raise children and be together and

be happy

this is fucking embarrassing we're at

these people's homes who they like met

yesterday and they're meant for each

other they're just together and there is

a fucking human

being growing inside of her body these

people this is not normal

these to their I mean were you met were

you ready to marry me after three weeks

yes Sam I was well you really don't seem

ready right now

what are you doing where are you going

has anyone heard of Gabby she likes her

men really flabby passes she takes off

her glasses and says I can't even see

that kind of body no I left it on your

bed what's this what is this Bert

all right I'm sorry that was that should

have been perfectly

Dorian Garrett are gonna like whipped

cream off my body right Garrett

Garrett's gonna do that you know like

whipped cream off my sister man um

probably not now that you're here yeah

what if I wasn't here yeah it wasn't my

idea was her right yeah that's just

doing what she's asking me to do I'm

like helping out with her project I'm

not I'm not like I didn't sign on yeah

like what are you like the master page

Garrett gets to say who likes what off

of his body yeah I'm the master

patriarch of the of the apartment

actually you know I am a fucking master

in New York of this house oh I made a

run around here

like you don't get to say what I do just

because you pay rent that means

automatically you owe my body and you

own my

right that's fucking lame will you come

here and lick it off of me that would be

really provocative I can't that would be

that would be totally provocative that

might change the world actually that

might really fucking change things but

you know what I'm just a cynical fuck

and I want to keep the world dark and

depressing so I'm gonna skip that all

right you have a job interview tomorrow

I set it up for you all right look you

better go to that fucking interview

because I can't afford the rent without

you getting a job okay okay yeah all

right hi how are you I'm well I'm come

on in

so I'm your friend Franny so I'm your

friend if Rani's so what makes you want

to work in a gallery

what makes so have you worked in the art

world before okay and so have you worked

in there okay it's not my interview it's

not me who's left a job it's not it's

not me look because what everybody

teaches so this one here is like a

little game go okay all right but nice

meeting you guys anything I'm gonna wear

this as an opt gonna work is it let's go

let's go no it's it's my gallery I'm not

be thanked and then it's not it's my

gallery I'm not leaving sir okay okay

please step away from the table right

brother I really I really I'm not

joining mr. Pennell is comfortable with

us please I really would actually

appreciate it

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okay yes again yeah

ah

No

sometime

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I think you're maybe not entirely honest

with me you were neither oh wait

it was obviously a virgin it was really

awkward and I don't want that

responsibility so you're okay though you

feel thank you mm-hmm yeah it's like

pretty crazy like um it's like this

really weird thing like all of a sudden

all the colors in the room are like

brighter and more vibrant and like my

entire outlook on life you're like a lot

a lot a lot area this mm-hmm I think

we're gonna have four babies or maybe

five probably five and we're gonna have

a really really big wedding I think that

monogamy is really stupid word word so

you have anything to worry about okay

Hey

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no yeah

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[Laughter]

where's Sam where's Sam okay yes Hey

Oh we go on high and I was wondering if

we could call Sam yeah because I can't

my my cell phone's not working

hey that's my it's my shit just yeah I'm

sorry I just assumed you oh oh hey did

he mention that you know I just said hey

Sam

it's Gabby I need you to call me back to

my shit Garret it's my shit no just

trying to help you pick it up yeah

fucking shit he said he was coming back

tomorrow morning okay so um does that

mean he's coming back here or he's

coming tomorrow here he'll probably be

coming back here here tomorrow morning

probably so he didn't mention anything

about anything um well he said he it's

the next morning sure does that mean

that he's coming back so he's probably

coming back here tomorrow right I'm

sorry did he mention anything about

anything I don't know what that means

no fucking idea where Sam is they didn't

call me for one fucking week and you Sam

that's ok don't answer that shit fucking

break

I think that's a good idea oh that's a

good idea no I don't Madeline we're

telling you everything we know

yeah well I'm talking to Charles right

now okay but we're just trying to help

you you're laughing at me I mean you're

being really vague like you I'm sorry

really honestly I'm being vague I mean I

asked this is fate yeah do you find they

you said do you know anything about

anything I don't know what that means

I'm so sorry

yeah I'm sorry

I don't think you're stupid eh I just

want to know if you know anything about

Sam and I and I want to know if you know

why I might be so upset I can't

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there's lumps take a deep breath you

breathe it down inspire give me some

butter just sit there water yeah yeah we

watch the first thing I'm gonna avoid my

Daleks no thank you I hope have you seen

Chelsea recently mm-hmm no I haven't

seen her in years and years but did you

know that she was spying Sam's paintings

don't mind sounds pants did you know

that he was fucking her again

um why do you think that because her

brother is a fucking bad liar and I just

know him I don't think he would do that

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I'm not ignoring

I know that

yeah

No what are you talking about no I do

remember that because I wept every day

for six months and I felt like I felt

like I'd been destroyed basically and I

never wanted to get out of bed and I

didn't want to brush my teeth or shower

or shave or ever see another human being

ever again but you know forget it

whatever made a man out of me well if it

makes you feel me but I wasn't exactly

living the high life for the past three

years why would that make me feel better

it does it was hard on me too

I didn't believe you because I didn't

love you

I'm just so past my prime I can't even

they're not past your prime yes think of

your people no I'm past and I look

really bad it's from stress so I have

not aged as well as Madeline has she

looks really great actually I thought

she'd be dead by now she looks I think

you're really beautiful you think you're

still really beautiful I think you're

more beautiful than you ever were you

look great

you know does that make you upset

just makes me want to run away and do

something simple you know just just run

away you're gonna run away sounds good

sign me up

you want to go you yeah I'm gonna win

this time I figured it out you figured

it out

yeah hey you really think you figured it

out mm-hm then let's put something on

the line if I win then you give me a rim

job

and if you win I'll give you a rim job

you ever had a rim job no do you know

how to rim job is I think so it's gonna

you look someone's butt right

it's when you like their asshole yeah

yeah it's good it is good yes you do

don't worry it's kind of a win-win

situation for you okay oh you'll get

your tongue ready for a rim job well

start upstairs now seriously

I'll start upstairs upstairs easy right

but now it's start moving down stuff can

you imagine it

can you imagine okay if if Sam walked in

and you had your tongue in my house I'm

the man of the house now you should do

what I tell you to do

oh yeah fucking right

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you're like where in the universe

between your legs like Galaxy following

no you move like that at resolution

muchacho hey man hey weirdest thing

happened to me I walked into the house

and I'd like this smell I smelled weed

and I was like whoa what the fuck is

going on here maybe Garrett and Gaby and

Charles then it might be smoking weed it

was really weird cuz you guys never do

that like totally shocked do you want

some no thank you though

appreciate it I just Gaby I just got a

quick question for you how's that job

search going oh really

yeah job yeah artist artist

what about gallery employee cuz I spoke

to my friend my friend Frannie a couple

days ago oh yeah

you know that interview went really

really well basically the lady hired me

but I I didn't I said I had to talk to

my agent

Darrin was just a grown man I have I

think maybe actually what we need to do

is form a little bit of a think tank I

thought you were trying to talk

something out with Gaby solid I was I am

but I would really actually appreciate

your feedback I think you know the more

the merrier we should we really need to

brainstorm about how the fuck we're

gonna make rent this month I think if we

all put our heads together maybe we

could come up with the solution all

right because you already owe me for

last month so I'm wondering if you have

any ideas about that I do I do talk to

dad cuz it's not my fault that dad is

too busy paying for his fucking slut and

like not giving you the money that he

said he'd give you like it has nothing

to do with me dad never promised to me

that he was paying your rent I don't

know anything about that your problems

with that are really none of my business

okay what concerns me right now is that

we're broke we can't pay the rent we

sublet the room too

you owe me for last month and I don't

know how we're gonna make this month you

just can't live in New York without a

job you just it's just not possible dude

I'll get a fucking job I just don't want

to work in a gallery like I just really

just that's not what I want to do also

if I just say for the record what I did

was fucking amazing it was really

seriously the best thing ever

here why are you acting wrong will you

focus on this like we're all our own

people and what you do what I do are

separate it doesn't reflect on you if I

do right let me tell you something it

does reflect on me when I send my sister

in to an interview relationship he's

really important she's like somebody

genius all right yeah but which but

she's not because never actually never

said shit genius art gallery

no because what she doesn't understand

is that okay what was sitting across

from her was fucking creative genius

like sheer fucking genius

she just doesn't fit mm-hm

yeah what are you what are you doing why

are you looking at my sister like that

no I'm not i how are you looking at I'm

not yeah you were looking at her man you

were fucking zoning out you're zoning

out on her crotch that's what you were

doing I was two feet away no she's got

like the space-time continuum on her

pant leg that was getting lost in the

stars

daddy fucking my sister yeah

know what dude what I'll let you sleep

on my my couch for fucking free and your

form of gratitude is sticking your

fucking dirty ass cock and my sister Wow

no I am NOT I don't know where that even

come Charles I'm gonna ask you do you

know anything about this fine romance

here you fucking listen to it you lock

yourself in your bedroom and - and

earplugs or do you hear them Sam going

at it

Sam I'm not fucking him if you would

just listen to me I'm not fucking him

not only am i not is she not getting

fucked by me but even if she was Charles

wouldn't hear anything because when I

get down I am a silent fucker I'm like

oh you should take that comedy act on

the road like right away like this

second you know what I'm saying like

maybe you could just split and just take

your eyes else and just what I need you

to leave all right presently like what

what did I just say that like right away

oh yeah hey Charles you want to help me

out a little business I mean are you

just Charles and I just don't have money

in the bank to pay the fucking rent just

fucking soak that in will you fucking

encourage my sister to get alright yeah

I'm gonna fucking job I already said it

I'll get a fucking job I just don't want

to work in a stupid fucking art gallery

that's all the fuck I'm saying why did

you encourage my sister to get her

fucking shit together immediately and

encouraged Garret to shack up with

another fucking bimbo cuz you know he

could I'm not saying I'm not I wasn't

I'm not saying that you're a bimbo no no

to me it was aimed to me it was

indeed it was aimed do you have any idea

what this guy is all about he has a

fucking stable of women at all times

which you happen to be worn out right

now okay

I was just fucking disgusting to me okay

he spends half of his time on the street

right who knows what kind of street

trash his cock has been inside he sleeps

with street trash okay you know I don't

mean to be a face

I don't want us be a total stick in the

mud but have you been tested recently

did you did you get tested before

dude I am drug-free

I'm std-free my drug-free dad you're

just a fucking I'm actually dad yeah I'm

I feel like dad because I wanna give you

good like where have you been all

fucking week has nan 30 years old I have

my own life this girl is 20 years old

she's not even out of college man you

know what it doesn't matter because I

can live anywhere I want

be it a fucking mansion be it a dumpster

it's all the same to me alright let's

actually go find them hassle baby why

are you so for a second let me talk to

your brother

hey man don't talk to her that way oh

fuck you dude look at this fucking don't

talk to her that way

stand there she'll brother man who are

you I'm nobody man and I will be gone in

a second all right no but just you I'm

satisfied I got what I want out of this

conversation oh you know what I'm gonna

go you one better man I've been here

what Charles have been here water be

quiet I've been here what Charles four

or five weeks that makes I've been here

four or five weeks that's like 35 days

35 days and night

for 35 days be quiet I will go down to

pianos

I'll make exactly however much money you

want me to make for you and I will bring

it here and you'll have it and we can be

even all right straight wonderful I'll

send you great so that's on Oh No jesus

fucking

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so I realized that I'm taking a risk

showing you this one first it's actually

not supposed to be funny it was an

homage to go god I actually really liked

it yeah yes this one was more like

supposed to be like is it I mean yeah

yeah a little scatological I don't know

if that's no matter it's totally cool

this is exactly what we were thinking of

push the envelope Valentine hey chels

come check this out this is great hey no

we're talking about he totally did it

another yeah but you have a contract

with the guy so if you have a contract

with the guy who's gonna pay you so what

difference do they give you

I just felt the right time right now if

you don't want to do it don't just don't

don't tell me you're gonna do it I do

wanna do what do they need to do it

thank you I do want to do I mean it okay

I mean I mean

that's what I want to do a tune of you I

want an exchange so I'm giving you a

monopoly and giving you two yeah yeah

you're giving me one monopolies which is

less expensive and a pain you see

Charles please what do you think

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look I'll give you this deal and we'll

each give each other two free passes to

the mountains we're gonna get you think

the reality Oh yellow these are commonly

understood you justify myself why didn't

you tell me your sister was so cool you

tell that is cool sort of a big thing

that I'm supposed to just walk around

telling everybody I know that I have a

ghost this you're seeing now how cool

she is I'm sorry I didn't mention your

level of coolness I apologize I'm sorry

you are very cool okay good that was a

good trick

it's your turn

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Charles happy birthday yeah well you

look good thanks yeah although maybe

overdressed for monopoly how's a beer

this guy doesn't even nobody else is

talking she doesn't what is this whose

are these when did these cook one who do

these hotels whose hotels there are

hotels when did you get when did you get

this monopoly what it we traded with

Charles again what are you just you're

just doing secret trades with Charles

all night you didn't learn your lesson

Charles did you announce this trade did

I miss it

no we didn't announce it but then it got

leaked on the Internet so maybe you read

it there mm-hmm

you know what it's actually against the

rules to do that it's not a distance

yeah yes ma'am it's bad conduct live

it's it's can I see the real rule book

Trump's charge your brother is the horse

we don't have the rope you don't have

the rule book Trump's what happened on

the robot this isn't the robot it's not

gonna be on this anyway you know what I

don't give a shit if it's in the rule

book it's just bad like if you make us

if you think it's a trade it's like

cheeky cheating something you should

know a lot about okay Moses let's hear

your your your moral judgment bear on me

what's what's on your mind

I don't know Gaby you want to field that

question uh yeah

hey Sam guess who was over here drunk

last weekend okay what are you what are

you saying you're saying that Matt on

was here she was drunk

yeah is she all right

really what does that mean not really

she's fine

because she was she fine or she no she's

fine

so how do you how do you know that as I

spent some time with her yeah what kind

of time what kind of time you know like

all sense you don't need to do that okay

you don't need to do that this is we

gonna stop you know what Gabi's actually

my guest and she wants what I work and I

want you to stay yeah I want whatever

you want Sam so I just want to lick your

fucking pussy so bad I'm not your

fucking pussy all over my face I want to

taste your fucking cunt

I want really fuckin pussy all over my

fucking face cuz I I just feel like when

when a friend gets like a new person

who's an old person okay I can I can

hear you're talking about the situation

no I'm not sitting down who are you um

Dora I was sitting in my opinion okay

I'm just saying I'm just a friend of why

he's adding to situation having a

birthday all I'm saying is that sit back

down and start having a birthday party

again I'd be fine you're slightly creepy

you're slightly a bitch right and my

personal experience he's fucking kidding

me

I can't handle college college girls

Thanks whatever goodbye why not I'm not

here your life my life together I don't

want to do it that's your life sitting

in a room with college girls who talk

about pussy and all that since this

eternity high life is not sitting in a

room with college girls I really really

care about you that's great okay and

then like what's been going on them

and right here I don't want you here I

don't want you here I've needed it I

don't want you here again you're gonna

do this to me again

stop I am the van I'm not playing the

victim I happen to be the victim no it's

not that simple

all right this is nonsense we just come

here and give me a hug it's ridiculous

I don't finally all right go back to the

glutamate you're a fucking cunt okay all

right you want a lock that's right you

win your sister cunts and pussies

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I think we should have costumes for them

because I don't trust let the help put

very much effort into their costumes

um but are they gonna be in character

the whole time mm-hmm okay cool

and what about judges we need You judges

so who's gonna do it

hey Charles want to be a judge what

about you stuff want to be in a what our

project is that for America sounds great

no man Sam I'm serious

it's just please will you just do me

this one favor it's just for one day you

know I'm a little busy right now I have

two jobs and my own art career to pursue

so I think I'm gonna yeah but it's only

for one day and then I'm going back to

college and then you'll never see me

again for those two really it's on a

Sunday what did I just say

but it's only just it's just really just

for one day please it's on a Sunday and

then I'm going back to school so then

you won't even have to tell me for the

rest of your life please are you fucking

deaf why did I just say I'm busy you

seriously won't do this for me you

wanted me this one fucking favor like

you ruined my entire summer and then you

won't do me this one fucking favor look

if you don't like my ideas that's fine

you cannot like my ideas but I don't

understand why you just want I've never

said that I don't like it obvious you

don't like my ideas all you've done is

shat on my ideas and you make fun of me

all the fucking time don't look at me

like that please don't look at me like

that what the fuck are you doing with

yourself you're like why doesn't the 20

year old undergrad fucking infant inform

me about what kind of art I should be

doing

you know what you ruined my entire

summer I was so excited to come here all

I wanted was for you to be nice to me

all I wanted was for you to spend time

with me and all you've done is be mean

to me all you've done is make fun of me

all you've done is you don't come near

me

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I'm sorry I was mean I'm sorry I'm sorry

hmm

fine what was that

Sam what was that

Sam you stepped on Carolee

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I'm sorry

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you

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can't be seen here

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no it's attacking the water buffalo and

then and it like takes it in the water

and then an alligator fucking gets into

the Miss and like attacks the client

Hey good to see it you guys want a beer

thank you what's that my hamsters really

walked up walked up what do you mean Sam

stepped on her he stepped on your

hamster

now she's paralyzed from the neck down

she's like breathing all weird like and

she won't that's really sad I know it's

really sad really really sad

I don't know what I'm gonna do when she

goes you got it apart man okay I guess

know each other right yeah hey how's it

going

good dory um this is Liz

hey this is Gabby and that story

the call is the Red Queen because she

got that her crazy red hair

let's see see you pretty much

um sorry we can't hang guys go to this

poetry reading thing okay yeah that's

good it's good to see you though me too

I see

yeah yes

man 5 meet hard oh fuck me hard fuck me

harder why did you stop dude

I don't know if I can do that would you

what fuck me you want to fuck me I want

to fuck you

I wanted to fuck you okay then fuck me

okay okay all right

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it's kind of like a Princeton Reverb

like a Fender like I found I found this

in the trash Wow I'll stop stop shit

okay what is going on um um I just don't

know if I want to do that with you okay

but do you want to have sex with me yeah

I do I do

okay so I have sex with me it's like the

first time we're doing this and it's

sort of an intimate thing

maybe next time I could like fuck you

like a there's not gonna be okay okay

yeah yeah okay somebody bit your lip it

yeah my friend Lou bit your let my

friend Lou better lip are you fucking

kidding are you sick

Lu just let me the fuck in man we would

just want to we want to talk no I don't

think I'm gonna do that Sam okay okay

what listen to me I don't know what she

told you but she basically asked me to

do that my sister asked you to do that

that's my sister asked you to bite her

lip exactly okay then why don't you tell

me exactly thing cool you guys you guys

want a beer we got into a situation we

were together and she asked me to do

some stuff and she hit me with an

ashtray okay it's easily crazy but she's

five feet tall she's a hundred pounds

you guys got any situation and it got

out of control

it's Margazhi I got really surreal and

and I did something crazy

we both did some thought racy okay oh

okay Oh Charles oh he's not as fun yeah

I'm gonna go home you fucking bit my

sister's lip man she hit me too

did you guys expect me to fucking cry

she's a little girl man you want to hit

me Sam

that make you feel oh I'm all for me not

I'm about to do it I'm gonna do it man I

want you to hit you okay I'll let you

hit me be careful what you fucking offer

man I'm gonna do it yeah hit me Sam free

shot you get a free shot like I won't

fucking hit you man this is ridiculous

I'm gonna fucking hit you is really good

all right just fucking hit me I don't

know

do you think I'm gonna have something on

my look forever see don't talk I'm sorry

you okay don't you think did you beat

him up I punched him you did first time

that I remember how scarily

oh I think she's paralyzed I think I

need to put her out of her misery yeah

over at that guy's house and I was

talking to this guy for a while and he

was um it was really nice but I was so

bored and it's embarrassing I was kind

of disappointed that you weren't there

because for some reason I really wanted

you to see this stupid dress that I'm

wearing nice dress

thank you you know I love you right

I really do

you're really funny and smart and

talented and I

so when are we gonna do this miss for

America thing are we gonna I don't want

to do it anymore it's stupid

hey it's not stupid it's not stupid at

all

I'm stupid

we're both stupid no miss her America's

not stupid and I am

I really ruin your summer

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you

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you