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- Boo, boo, boo, boo
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Boo, boo,
boo, boo
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Boo, boo, boo, boo
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Boo, boo,
boo, boo
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Boo, boo, boo, boo
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Boo, boo,
boo, boo
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- [laughs]
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Ooh! [growls]
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- Mommy!
- Aaaaaaah!
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- Duncan!
- Duncan!
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- Mommy, I made you
an ashtray in school today.
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- Oh, it's lovely,
but I don't smoke.
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- Can you?
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- [groans]
- My marshmallow cereal!
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That is my
Sunday morning treat.
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- Back off! Raisins are
your candy, old man.
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- I signed up for a school
fundraiser
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and I have to sell
$800 worth of cookies.
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Dad, can I have $800?
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- I don't have
that kind of money.
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I just gotta run
to the ATM, princess.
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- Jack, no.
- Please?
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The top four cookie sellers
get a free ticket
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to Fun Place Amusement Park.
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The ABC girls are always
the top three.
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- Ashleigh, Brooke,
and Courtney?
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They're the mean girls!
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- Honey, it's mostly Ashleigh.
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Brooke and Courtney
just follow along.
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Kimberly, why don't I just
buy you a ticket to Fun Place?
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Let's see--$60?
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What is this,
Fun Place Orlando?
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- Why are you trying
to ruin my life?
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Don't you understand?
You buy all my cookies,
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I get to spend the day
with the ABCs,
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and they'll finally see
how effortlessly cool I am!
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Effortless!
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- Oh, no.
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Our house is full
of fundraising stuff
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you kids didn't sell
that we ended up having to buy.
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Magazines, wrapping paper,
and those relentless parakeets.
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[parakeets squawk]
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Oh, shut up!
parakeets: You shut up!
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- Mommy, there's
a cookie truck outside.
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Dreams do come true.
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- We are not accepting them.
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Everyone be really quiet
and pretend we're not home.
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Dunkie, shut off the lights.
Duncan?
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- Yes, I live here,
and yes, I accept these.
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Where do I sign?
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- Damn it, Duncan!
parakeets: Damn it, Duncan!
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I'm gonna kill those birds!
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parakeets: Bring it.
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[birds chirping]
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- Yo, check out what
this dude and Flo Rida
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taught his bears to do.
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This is the hottest trash
on YouTube.
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah!
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- [grunts]
- Floss it, bear! Floss it!
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- Huh, look, I'm doing it!
[grunts]
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- I'm still the only one
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running for student body
president?
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- No, that pointy dude
is running.
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- That's the food pyramid.
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- You basically already won,
'cause the food pyramid sucks.
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- That isn't a person.
- Are you sure?
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'Cause I think he's
in my history class.
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- Besides,
I don't wanna win
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just because no one
else is running.
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The point of democracy
is choice.
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- I'd run, but I'm not
officially enrolled.
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- Why don't you run
against me, Duncan?
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You could be the white guy
I make history against.
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- I don't know.
Politics isn't my thing.
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My passion is putting
Dorito bags in the microwave
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so that they shrink
into tiny Dorito bags.
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- That sounds toxic.
- I know, right?
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- Come on, debate me tomorrow.
It'll be fun, just you and me.
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[echoes]
Just you and me...
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[harp strings strum]
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- Hi, I'm a struggling
small business owner
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without any healthcare,
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and I'd like to see
the candidates make out.
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- Ooh, with pleash.
- Oh, my.
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Democracy rules!
[harp strings strum]
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All right, I'll date you.
I mean, debate you.
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- Enough politics.
Put those bears back on!
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[all cheer]
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- Okay, I marked my wagon
where it was scratched
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just so there's no
misunderstandings.
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Sign here and here,
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and initial here
to decline insurance.
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- Ugh.
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- Can't read cursive,
so I'm just gonna trust you.
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- Don't make me go sell these.
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Just fake a home invasion and
claim them on your insurance.
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I'll even pistol whip you, Dad.
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- You'll be great, sweetie.
Just say hello,
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make a little
friendly small talk,
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and don't you dare come home
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until you've sold
every single crumb.
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And smile!
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No teeth.
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[wagon squeaks]
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- Uh, don't knock on that door.
- Aren't you Ashleigh's dad?
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- Please let me have this.
She's watching.
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- Ugh, hurry up!
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We've been doing this
a half hour,
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and you've only sold 100 boxes!
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- Hi.
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- Are you selling
your own cookies?
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- Ew.
Did you parents die?
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girls: Ew!
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- Would you like me more
if they did?
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- Sorry, honey.
They had a nut allergy.
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- You're a doctor.
Tell them they don't.
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- [scoffs]
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They're so horrible
to their parents.
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I could do that.
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Oh my God,
was that scratch there?
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- Nope.
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- [groans nervously]
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- Relax, Duncan.
If you don't know the answer
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to something, just say pass.
Understand?
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- Pass.
- There you go.
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- Why do you wanna
be president so bad?
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Isn't it enough just to be
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pretty and cute
and good-looking?
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- Don't you wanna
improve the school
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and the lives of your
fellow students?
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- Nah.
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No one in this school
even knows who I am.
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Half the kids think
my name is Steve.
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- What up, students?
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You all think you're here
for a Childish Gambino concert.
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[all cheer]
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But that's just
how I got you
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in the auditorium
for class elections.
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[metal bars slam]
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all: Boo!
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- Here are your candidates
for Student Body President:
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Duncan Harris and Mia Abara.
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Pay attention, y'all.
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This is the most important
decision of your lives,
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because one of these two will
be picking your prom theme.
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- That's what aged our
last president so horribly.
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- Next week I get my
learner's permit.
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- We'll start
with opening statements.
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Hit us, Mia.
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- Hi, everybody.
I won't bore you
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with my qualifications
from my old school,
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where I was class president,
secretary,
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co-chair student council,
RA, TA, obviously honor roll,
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reluctant cheerleader,
and ambassador
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to our sister school
in Brussels.
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- And your time's up.
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- Duncan?
- Pass.
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- Mia, what's your idea
for a prom theme?
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- Honestly, I think prom
is kind of an antiquated
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concept for our generation,
so get this.
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I'm thinking we could have
a day of service where we
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put on overalls
and clean up that river!
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Then we head over
to the soup kitchen, and--
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- I yield my time.
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- Yeah, I have a question
for Steve.
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- His name is Duncan.
- No, it's Steve.
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Steve, what are
you gonna do
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about our crappy
school lunches?
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- I don't know, what do you
guys want for lunch?
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- Soda!
- Sheet cake!
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- Okay, sure,
whatever you want.
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- We don't wanna take
gym anymore!
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- Okay, no more gym.
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- You can't just eliminate
programs because people--
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- I don't like having
to be here at 8:00 a.m.
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I miss the last three hours
of the "Today Show"!
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And that's when
it gets cooking!
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- Yangzi.
Capricorn.
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The computer lab
is always packed
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with nerds doing homework.
Computers are for games
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and online gambling and finding
hot singles in your area!
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- You want full access
to the dark web?
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You got it.
[crowd cheers]
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- Duncan, what are you saying?
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- I don't know,
but they like it.
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You try something.
It's a hot crowd.
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- Everybody talks
about the SATs,
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but what about the ACTs?
Who's with me, huh?
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- All right,
thanks for that rousing debate.
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As you know, we vote
"Showtime at the Apollo" style.
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Holler for Duncan.
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[cheering]
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Now for my girl Mia.
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[single person claps]
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- I live next to that
smelly river.
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- Then give it up for your
new student body president,
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Duncan Harris!
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[cheering]
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crowd: Duncan, Duncan, Duncan!
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- [grunts]
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crowd: Duncan, Duncan, Duncan!
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- They know my name!
- Power is so intoxicating.
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- You forgot your lunch, Tyler.
- Mom, you're embarrassing me.
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- Student body president?
You?
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- You?
- You?
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parakeets: You?
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- This can't be real.
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I'm gonna text Yangzi
and find out.
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"U up?"
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- Mom, don't write that.
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- What?
He might be taking a nap.
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"Is D the prez?
Hit me back."
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Let's see.
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Thumbs up, eggplant,
"Sorry," American flag.
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That's a yes!
Duncan, congratulations.
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I always believed in you.
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- My son, the president?
I'm posting this on Facebook.
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I'll finally impress
my distant racist cousins.
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- You have cousins?
I wanna meet them.
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- Yeah, that's not
gonna happen.
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- Gotta sucker Mom and Dad
into selling these cookies.
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What's the saddest thing
I can think of?
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Me not getting what I want.
[laughs]
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That's it.
[door creaks]
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[groans]
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- Hey, there's our
little business tycoon.
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- Come join us in a celebratory
bag of rotisserie chicken.
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- I don't deserve
bagged chicken.
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I went to every house in town
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and didn't sell
a single box of cookies.
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The only reason
I wanted to be popular
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was to make you guys proud.
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I let you down,
and I am so sorry.
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I'm gonna go to my room
and hold my breath
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till I fall asleep.
[sobbing]
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- More bag juice for me.
[slurps]
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- Oh, poor Kimberly,
so down on herself.
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I can deal with her
relentless anger,
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but her sadness is unbearable.
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And I have never seen her
say no to chicken juice.
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- And she didn't roll her eyes
at me even though my pants
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were unzipped the entire time
we were talking.
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- Maybe Operation Screw Our
Damn Daughter was too harsh.
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- That's what we
were calling it?
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- Maybe it's time for
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Operation Help Our
Damn Daughter.
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00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,233
- Yeah, sometimes you
gotta forget about
250
00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,568
making your kid a better person
251
00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,436
and just do what makes
them temporarily happy.
252
00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,840
- Tomorrow, we blanket the town
and we surprise Kimberly
253
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,109
by selling every box
of those cookies
254
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:05,345
so she can be friends
with those horrible mean girls.
255
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,714
- Yes!
256
00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,382
I love it when we go against
our better judgment!
257
00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:10,951
Great, now I'm so excited,
258
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,452
I'll have to hold my breath
to go to sleep.
259
00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,521
[inhales]
260
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,124
Love you.
261
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,359
[faint indistinct chatter]
262
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,895
- Hey, Duncan.
Wow, that election was nuts.
263
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,296
All those crazy promises.
[laughs softly]
264
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,965
- Yeah.
Clean up the river?
265
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,366
What were you thinking?
266
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,969
- Listen, I know you said
politics wasn't your thing,
267
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,437
and I'm sorry
I dragged you into it.
268
00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,773
So I've prepared
a resignation letter for you
269
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,241
that will let you quit
with dignity.
270
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,442
You just have to sign it.
271
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:39,312
- Sorry Mia,
but the people have spoken.
272
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:42,650
Today is the beginning
of a new era in education.
273
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,818
Install the nacho bar!
274
00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,320
[cheering]
275
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,588
- So long, lettuce!
276
00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:51,324
Your gassy reign of terror
is over!
277
00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:55,128
- Science guys say that
the human body is 60% water.
278
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,930
I say that's too much!
279
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,766
[cheering]
280
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,300
[machine clanks]
281
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,169
- You're really doing this?
282
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,772
- He's no longer
the man you knew.
283
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,439
- Hmm.
284
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,976
- Mr. Wolf, cut down that rope.
285
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,844
- [grunting]
286
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,447
[cheering]
287
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,283
- You chafed my calves!
288
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,852
- You're the only reason
I don't have a girlfriend!
289
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:22,122
- Your gassy reign of terror
is over, rope!
290
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,291
- Bex, I really think you
should see a doctor.
291
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,160
- Duncan Harris.
- Mia, you're just in time.
292
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,829
We're kicking this rope's ass.
293
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,430
- I just went to Model UN,
294
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,532
and the room's filled
with colored balls.
295
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,034
It's a freaking ball pit.
296
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,203
- Yeah, I came up with that
idea when I was in a ball pit.
297
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,306
- Ever since I was six, I knew
I was gonna be valedictorian,
298
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,675
go into prelaw, then law,
then do some poorly paid
299
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,477
legal charity work, become
president of the United States,
300
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:47,715
all culminating in me releasing
my summer playlist on Spotify.
301
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,616
The point is, none of this
will be possible
302
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,184
because you're
ruining my plans!
303
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,619
- You seem tense, Mia.
304
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,154
You should take a soak
in the ball pit.
305
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,823
- I thought you had
a crush on me.
306
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,759
- I do, but the school
has a crush on me!
307
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,796
- This is the best spot
in town to harass people.
308
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,364
You get them while
their food's going bad
309
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,699
and they just wanna
get to their car.
310
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,135
- Excuse me, this is our spot
to harass people.
311
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,037
- Back off, the planet
will be here tomorrow!
312
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,504
Our daughter is hurting today.
313
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:14,975
- Understood.
We'll take two boxes.
314
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,576
- I'm sorry, little guys.
315
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,846
You came all this way
for nothing.
316
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,348
[melancholy music]
317
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:24,852
- And so, the penguins began
their long journey home.
318
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,821
Facing certain death,
but relieved that Kimberly
319
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,923
was one step closer
to being friends
320
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:33,560
with Ashleigh, Brooke,
and, of course, Courtney.
321
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,096
- You know what goes well
with milk?
322
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,431
Cookies!
323
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,434
- You know what goes well
with goggles
324
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,737
and a suspicious amount
of Sudafed?
325
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,839
- Macaroons? If it's macaroons,
you gotta tell me.
326
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,340
- It's macaroons!
327
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,109
- Awesome!
Do you accept copper wire?
328
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,879
- You betcha.
329
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,281
- I'm a chocolate
chip cookie
330
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,383
Eat me, eat me
331
00:11:56,416 --> 00:12:00,720
Dunk me in a glass of milk,
I'm yummy in your tummy
332
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,955
[crowd cheers]
333
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,691
[birds chirping]
334
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,793
- [sighs]
335
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,127
[chair squeaks]
336
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,962
- Yeah!
Whoo!
337
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,964
Hey, that was a personal best.
338
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,599
- Where are all
the other teachers?
339
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,634
- Duncan told them the basement
was an escape room.
340
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,603
I haven't seen them since.
341
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,139
- There's nothing in here.
Oh, wait.
342
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,308
How about this dead rat?
Is that something?
343
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,576
- Did you know that the only
way to check out anything
344
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,746
from the library is to win
a "John Wick" style book fight?
345
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,249
- Yeah, how do you think
I got The Barefoot Contessa's
346
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,151
"Cooking for Jeffrey"?
[sighs]
347
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,452
I want what they have.
348
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,788
- It's crazy the school
charter gives Duncan
349
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,323
the power to do this stuff.
350
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,926
- The school charter was
created during World War II.
351
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,961
Since all the men were
overseas and the women
352
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,930
were busy with their
all-girl baseball league,
353
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,065
the school gave wartime
powers to teenagers.
354
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,400
- Why didn't they take it back
when the war was over?
355
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,903
- That's a story
for another day.
356
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,338
- Ugh.
357
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,107
- 45 minutes of prep time?
Screw that.
358
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,475
[door creaks]
359
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,677
- We sold every box
of Kimberly's cookies for her.
360
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,447
Even the terrible
gluten-free ones.
361
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,516
- So, I went on and on about
how I couldn't sell the cookies
362
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:07,454
and I even told them that I
just wanted to make them proud.
363
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,456
[laughs]
And they totally fell for it.
364
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,824
[both gasp]
365
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,292
It was so hard to keep
a straight face
366
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,027
because my dad's pants
were unzipped the entire time.
367
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,428
- [whimpers]
368
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,930
- And now they've sold
all my cookies for me.
369
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,199
[chuckles]
Suckers.
370
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,701
All right, I should go.
Call me back when you get this.
371
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,704
Siri, play danceable
female empowerment anthem.
372
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:28,808
You blew me off and now
your house is on fire
373
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,278
- She played us!
We have to teach her a lesson.
374
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,780
- Yeah!
Let's burn her house down!
375
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,716
- It's time for Operation--
- Wait, I wanna name this one.
376
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:41,054
Operation, um, D--
Dumbo Drop?
377
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,455
- [sighs]
Fine.
378
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,058
Commence Operation Dumbo Drop.
379
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,726
Are you happy with yourself,
Jack?
380
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,128
- No, no, no.
It works.
381
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,698
She's being a Dumbo,
and we've got to, uh,
382
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:52,966
we've got to drop her.
383
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,234
[both groan]
384
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,336
[faint yelling]
385
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,172
- You are crushing it
as school prez, Duncan.
386
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,573
- Yeah, nacho bar's a hit.
387
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,009
- And the John Wick fights
388
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,577
got kids going
to the library again.
389
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,578
[glass shatters]
390
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,514
- Oof!
"Two Towers"?
391
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,650
I wanted "Return of the King"!
[yells]
392
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,019
[glass shatters]
393
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,088
- Duncan, you've made this
the best school ever.
394
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,556
- Thanks.
395
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,091
- Is what we were
saying yesterday.
396
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,726
But you know what would
make it even better?
397
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,094
If BTS were our janitors.
398
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,430
- I guess I can ask.
- And the school needs a pool.
399
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,764
- We already have a pool.
400
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,766
- Uh, not on the roof
with robots that serve us.
401
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,101
- Huh?
402
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,702
- And we don't wanna see
any parts or gears, either.
403
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,104
Make them look real.
404
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,539
- But not so real
I fall in love with them.
405
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,107
- Make us all quarterback
of the football team!
406
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,608
- Give me money!
407
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,044
- Make Caitlin go
to prom with me!
408
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,878
- Make Tommy stop
asking me to prom!
409
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,948
- Change the name of the school
to Yangzi U.
410
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,050
- [chuckles]
411
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,285
Heavy is the head
that wears the...
412
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,286
[snores]
413
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,388
- Wears the what?
Wears the what?
414
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,860
- Mia, I need your help.
415
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,296
I made a huge mistake giving
everyone whatever they want.
416
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,932
Tell me what to do, and I'll
give you whatever you want.
417
00:14:58,966 --> 00:14:59,967
- Well--
418
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,368
- Don't say,
"Well, well, well."
419
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,635
I don't have time.
420
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,804
I can't keep up
with these promises I made.
421
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,107
I just told a kid I'd find
his biological father.
422
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,809
- Any luck yet?
No rush. Please hurry.
423
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,912
- This was inevitable, Duncan.
You gotta make a choice:
424
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:16,116
continue desperately craving
popularity and ruin the school,
425
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,485
or do what's right--
step down and let a natural
426
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,988
leader with girl-next-door
appeal clean up your mess.
427
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,789
- You're right.
I'm gonna step down.
428
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,324
- Anything?
429
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,793
- Good afternoon.
This is Duncan Harris.
430
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,462
This presidency has been
the most fulfilling two days
431
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,465
of my life, and I've enjoyed
trying to make you all happy.
432
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,968
But after much soul searching,
I would like to announce
433
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,637
that effective noon tomorrow,
I will be...
434
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,640
[upbeat music]
435
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,242
436
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,112
cementing my popularity forever
with my greatest achievement,
437
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,914
a personal appearance
by the Flossing Bears!
438
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,983
[all cheer and grunt]
439
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,787
- What was that?
- Come on, look at them!
440
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,824
- [groans frustratedly]
441
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,226
- [laughs]
442
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,297
- Good morning,
middle daughter.
443
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,533
Don't forget to hand
in all that cookie cash
444
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,636
so you get to hang
with the cool girls.
445
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,604
- Thanks, Dad.
And once again,
446
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,206
I'm really sorry
I let you down.
447
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,208
- I'm sure you are.
448
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,876
- Mm-hmm.
[pants]
449
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:17,977
Hmm.
450
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,212
[car creaks]
451
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,114
- Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
452
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,682
[cell phone buzzes]
453
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:27,154
- Uh-oh, Kimberly,
your cellular phone is ringing.
454
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,157
- At this hour?
Must be important.
455
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,791
Better put it on speaker.
456
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,726
- Hey, who dis?
- Kimberly Harris,
457
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,164
this is Special Agent
Linda Gunns, from the FBI.
458
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,500
- FBI?
- Oh, God, what did you do?
459
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,169
- Those cookies you've
been selling?
460
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,570
They're poison.
461
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,305
both: P-p-p-p-poison?
462
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,974
If we don't get them all back,
we'll be forced to arrest you,
463
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,476
take away your cell phone,
464
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,911
and post a mug shot
of your worst side.
465
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,481
- No!
466
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,915
- [yawns]
467
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:56,983
I just woke up
and did this laundry.
468
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,818
Any big phone calls?
469
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,753
- Where have you been, woman?
Get in the car.
470
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,755
- [giggles]
We're sneaky!
471
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,324
[light dramatic music]
472
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,858
- Uh--
- [gasps]
473
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,194
- Um...
- [grunts]
474
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,928
475
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,163
[tires squeal]
476
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,698
- [gasps]
477
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,066
[grunts]
478
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,368
Ohh.
479
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,837
I don't understand
this business anymore!
480
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:22,409
- And so Kimberly successfully
rounded up all the cookies...
481
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:26,779
except for one.
Tee-hee.
482
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,248
Aw, nuts.
483
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,118
[indistinct chatter]
484
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,587
- Oh man,
look at these furry dudes.
485
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,123
- I'm starstruck.
486
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,458
- Is it okay if we get a selfie
with these fools real quick?
487
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,960
- Sure, why not?
They love people.
488
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,197
[shutter clicks]
- That's what's up.
489
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,766
Thank you.
I'ma tag you.
490
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:52,372
- Who's ready for three minutes
and 27 seconds of bear dancing?
491
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,575
[cheering and yelling]
492
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,577
[upbeat music playing]
493
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,811
- Whoo!
- You got it!
494
00:17:58,845 --> 00:17:59,912
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
495
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,048
- Whoo!
- Stop flossing!
496
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,383
- [yells]
497
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,717
[crowd gasps]
498
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,419
- This ends now.
499
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:09,088
I know stuff like dancing bears
and nacho bars are fun today,
500
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,758
but it comes with a cost.
If we don't stop Duncan,
501
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,893
we won't be able to afford
all the things that make
502
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,828
high school
the nightmarish four years
503
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,297
that we'll later
look back on fondly.
504
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,332
Are you ready to say
goodbye to football?
505
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,600
[team gasps]
Marching band?
506
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,968
[band gasps]
Your antiquated prom?
507
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,903
And whatever Key Club is?
508
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,072
- I don't wanna live in
a world without Key Club.
509
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,908
- Okay, time's up.
Pay me $500.
510
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,243
We have a Bar Mitzvah
across town.
511
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,911
- Uh, yeah.
I don't have the money.
512
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,746
I had to give it all to BTS.
513
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,616
I didn't know there
were so many of them.
514
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,286
- But if the bears don't get
paid, they don't get salmon,
515
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,753
and if the bears
don't get salmon...
516
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,589
[bears roaring]
517
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,257
[crowd screaming]
518
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,925
- [yells]
519
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,195
- If the bears
don't get salmon, what?
520
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,796
You didn't finish your thought.
521
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,965
- Ugh, it's the "Today Show"
all over again!
522
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,634
- Oh, I saw that one.
523
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,470
They won't stop
till we're dead.
524
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,972
- Okay, so now we take
all the cookies to the FBI,
525
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,675
clear my name,
and I can keep my phone, right?
526
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,143
- Nope, we're going to your
school to give back
527
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,279
the cookies, you'll admit
you didn't really sell any,
528
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,780
you broke your father's heart,
529
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,116
and you don't deserve to hang
out with the cool girls.
530
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,984
- But Special Agent
Linda Gunns said that--
531
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,454
- Those cookies were poison?
- [gasps]
532
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,156
You lied to me?
You're terrible parents.
533
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,791
- Mommy was Linda Gunns.
534
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,795
- I am not a terrible parent.
I always look out for my kid--
535
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,163
- Jack, look out!
536
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,665
[both scream]
537
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,234
What are you two doing
running in the road?
538
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,635
[bears roaring]
539
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,036
[screams]
Get in!
540
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,972
[all yelling]
541
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,708
- What is going on?
- It's a long story.
542
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,710
- He ruined the school.
- Yeah, that's it.
543
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,479
[everyone screams]
544
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,482
- Oh, dear God!
- Yay, they like us!
545
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,484
- It smells like honey in here.
546
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,686
- Wait, the trunk is filled
with Honey Snap cookies.
547
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,755
- Pop the trunk, Jack!
- No!
548
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,323
Then I'll have to buy
the cookies
549
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,924
and Kimberly won't
learn her lesson!
550
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,161
She broke my heart
and has to suffer!
551
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,663
[bear growls]
552
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,698
- Got it.
Mr. Harris, open the sunroof.
553
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,034
- Mia, I know you're a bright
girl, but are you an idiot?
554
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,104
- Trust her, Dad.
She's a natural leader.
555
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,373
[bear growling]
556
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,508
[sunroof buzzes]
557
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,511
[upbeat music playing]
558
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,113
559
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:18,951
[indistinct murmurs]
560
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:22,422
[laughter and applause]
561
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,757
- Aww.
- Aww, gorgeous animals.
562
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,594
- Hey, you're not an idiot.
How'd you know that it'd work?
563
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,563
- They just love to perform,
I choose to believe.
564
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,266
- Sorry I destroyed the school
and almost ruined your chance
565
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,935
to be president and do
poorly paid charity work.
566
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,270
I wanna make things right.
567
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,938
You still got that
resignation letter?
568
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,941
- Yup, and an apology note
that I wrote from you to me.
569
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,443
Which I accepted.
570
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,646
- Come on, let's go get the
teachers out of the basement.
571
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,951
[birds chirping]
572
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,052
[door creaks]
573
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,787
- Uh, so, my crazy reign
is over.
574
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,956
You can all go back
to your families.
575
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,958
Mr. Barrett,
your wife had the baby.
576
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,226
Everyone's doing great.
577
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,728
- Come on, Coach.
You can leave.
578
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,996
- No, I'm figuring out
this escape room!
579
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,932
- Oh my God,
it's not an escape room.
580
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,435
- That's exactly what
an escape room would say!
581
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,003
All right, I just need
to put these clues together.
582
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:14,006
Dead rat, bucket, mop.
DRBM.
583
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,508
That's it!
Doctor BM!
584
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,444
There's a key in the toilet!
585
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,514
- Wanna hit the nacho bar
one last time
586
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,082
before I shut it down?
587
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,117
- Yeah, I could nach.
588
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,320
- So Duncan and Mia
marched to the cafeteria,
589
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,789
where they enjoyed nachos,
cheese,
590
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,224
and, of course, jalapenos.
591
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,568
-Yaah!
-ANNOUNCER: Welcome to
the world of Duncanville.
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