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Raisins are your candy, old man. 17 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,716 - I signed up for a school fundraiser 18 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,618 and I have to sell $800 worth of cookies. 19 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,286 Dad, can I have $800? 20 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,455 - I don't have that kind of money. 21 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,357 I just gotta run to the ATM, princess. 22 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,858 - Jack, no. - Please? 23 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,693 The top four cookie sellers get a free ticket 24 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,129 to Fun Place Amusement Park. 25 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,264 The ABC girls are always the top three. 26 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,965 - Ashleigh, Brooke, and Courtney? 27 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,400 They're the mean girls! 28 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,035 - Honey, it's mostly Ashleigh. 29 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,937 Brooke and Courtney just follow along. 30 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:13,641 Kimberly, why don't I just buy you a ticket to Fun Place? 31 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,609 Let's see--$60? 32 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,478 What is this, Fun Place Orlando? 33 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,113 - Why are you trying to ruin my life? 34 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:21,949 Don't you understand? You buy all my cookies, 35 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:23,884 I get to spend the day with the ABCs, 36 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:27,155 and they'll finally see how effortlessly cool I am! 37 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:28,422 Effortless! 38 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:29,623 - Oh, no. 39 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,091 Our house is full of fundraising stuff 40 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,927 you kids didn't sell that we ended up having to buy. 41 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:37,598 Magazines, wrapping paper, and those relentless parakeets. 42 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:38,832 [parakeets squawk] 43 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,834 Oh, shut up! parakeets: You shut up! 44 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:43,070 - Mommy, there's a cookie truck outside. 45 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,873 Dreams do come true. 46 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,809 - We are not accepting them. 47 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,179 Everyone be really quiet and pretend we're not home. 48 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,781 Dunkie, shut off the lights. Duncan? 49 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,449 - Yes, I live here, and yes, I accept these. 50 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:56,750 Where do I sign? 51 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,986 - Damn it, Duncan! parakeets: Damn it, Duncan! 52 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:00,588 I'm gonna kill those birds! 53 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,122 parakeets: Bring it. 54 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:03,424 [birds chirping] 55 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,359 - Yo, check out what this dude and Flo Rida 56 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,460 taught his bears to do. 57 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:09,297 This is the hottest trash on YouTube. 58 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,098 [upbeat music] 59 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,266 - Oh, wow. - Yeah! 60 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,601 - [grunts] - Floss it, bear! Floss it! 61 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,935 62 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:18,372 - Huh, look, I'm doing it! [grunts] 63 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,342 - I'm still the only one 64 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,843 running for student body president? 65 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,678 - No, that pointy dude is running. 66 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:26,347 - That's the food pyramid. 67 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,283 - You basically already won, 'cause the food pyramid sucks. 68 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:31,619 - That isn't a person. - Are you sure? 69 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,721 'Cause I think he's in my history class. 70 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,356 - Besides, I don't wanna win 71 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,057 just because no one else is running. 72 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,959 The point of democracy is choice. 73 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,028 - I'd run, but I'm not officially enrolled. 74 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,996 - Why don't you run against me, Duncan? 75 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:45,065 You could be the white guy I make history against. 76 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,335 - I don't know. Politics isn't my thing. 77 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,070 My passion is putting Dorito bags in the microwave 78 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,673 so that they shrink into tiny Dorito bags. 79 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,575 - That sounds toxic. - I know, right? 80 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:58,746 - Come on, debate me tomorrow. It'll be fun, just you and me. 81 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,814 [echoes] Just you and me... 82 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,149 [harp strings strum] 83 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,151 - Hi, I'm a struggling small business owner 84 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,486 without any healthcare, 85 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,488 and I'd like to see the candidates make out. 86 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,858 - Ooh, with pleash. - Oh, my. 87 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,660 Democracy rules! [harp strings strum] 88 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,762 All right, I'll date you. I mean, debate you. 89 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:17,265 - Enough politics. Put those bears back on! 90 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,400 [all cheer] 91 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,102 - Okay, I marked my wagon where it was scratched 92 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,238 just so there's no misunderstandings. 93 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:25,773 Sign here and here, 94 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:28,842 and initial here to decline insurance. 95 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,578 - Ugh. 96 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,213 - Can't read cursive, so I'm just gonna trust you. 97 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:35,115 - Don't make me go sell these. 98 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,885 Just fake a home invasion and claim them on your insurance. 99 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,287 I'll even pistol whip you, Dad. 100 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,789 - You'll be great, sweetie. Just say hello, 101 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,557 make a little friendly small talk, 102 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,125 and don't you dare come home 103 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,860 until you've sold every single crumb. 104 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,029 And smile! 105 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,598 No teeth. 106 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:53,934 [wagon squeaks] 107 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,571 - Uh, don't knock on that door. - Aren't you Ashleigh's dad? 108 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,307 - Please let me have this. She's watching. 109 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,808 - Ugh, hurry up! 110 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,610 We've been doing this a half hour, 111 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,478 and you've only sold 100 boxes! 112 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:05,946 - Hi. 113 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,881 - Are you selling your own cookies? 114 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,117 - Ew. Did you parents die? 115 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,485 girls: Ew! 116 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,421 - Would you like me more if they did? 117 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,489 - Sorry, honey. They had a nut allergy. 118 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:18,959 - You're a doctor. Tell them they don't. 119 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,160 - [scoffs] 120 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,430 They're so horrible to their parents. 121 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,797 I could do that. 122 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,766 Oh my God, was that scratch there? 123 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:28,068 - Nope. 124 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,438 - [groans nervously] 125 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,272 - Relax, Duncan. If you don't know the answer 126 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,408 to something, just say pass. Understand? 127 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,843 - Pass. - There you go. 128 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,578 - Why do you wanna be president so bad? 129 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,146 Isn't it enough just to be 130 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,448 pretty and cute and good-looking? 131 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,450 - Don't you wanna improve the school 132 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,984 and the lives of your fellow students? 133 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,252 - Nah. 134 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,654 No one in this school even knows who I am. 135 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,589 Half the kids think my name is Steve. 136 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,023 - What up, students? 137 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,360 You all think you're here for a Childish Gambino concert. 138 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:53,627 [all cheer] 139 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,128 But that's just how I got you 140 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:56,797 in the auditorium for class elections. 141 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:57,931 [metal bars slam] 142 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,333 all: Boo! 143 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,702 - Here are your candidates for Student Body President: 144 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,171 Duncan Harris and Mia Abara. 145 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:05,539 Pay attention, y'all. 146 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,675 This is the most important decision of your lives, 147 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,644 because one of these two will be picking your prom theme. 148 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:13,814 - That's what aged our last president so horribly. 149 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:16,450 - Next week I get my learner's permit. 150 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:18,151 - We'll start with opening statements. 151 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,453 Hit us, Mia. 152 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:20,954 - Hi, everybody. I won't bore you 153 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,056 with my qualifications from my old school, 154 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,858 where I was class president, secretary, 155 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:28,028 co-chair student council, RA, TA, obviously honor roll, 156 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,963 reluctant cheerleader, and ambassador 157 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,365 to our sister school in Brussels. 158 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:32,466 - And your time's up. 159 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,701 - Duncan? - Pass. 160 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:36,203 - Mia, what's your idea for a prom theme? 161 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,839 - Honestly, I think prom is kind of an antiquated 162 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,174 concept for our generation, so get this. 163 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,176 I'm thinking we could have a day of service where we 164 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:46,580 put on overalls and clean up that river! 165 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,582 Then we head over to the soup kitchen, and-- 166 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:49,817 - I yield my time. 167 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,052 - Yeah, I have a question for Steve. 168 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,388 - His name is Duncan. - No, it's Steve. 169 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:55,923 Steve, what are you gonna do 170 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,025 about our crappy school lunches? 171 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,927 - I don't know, what do you guys want for lunch? 172 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,328 - Soda! - Sheet cake! 173 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,096 - Okay, sure, whatever you want. 174 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,998 - We don't wanna take gym anymore! 175 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,333 - Okay, no more gym. 176 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,569 - You can't just eliminate programs because people-- 177 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:11,104 - I don't like having to be here at 8:00 a.m. 178 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:13,407 I miss the last three hours of the "Today Show"! 179 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,409 And that's when it gets cooking! 180 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,177 - Yangzi. Capricorn. 181 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,546 The computer lab is always packed 182 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,214 with nerds doing homework. Computers are for games 183 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:24,117 and online gambling and finding hot singles in your area! 184 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:26,286 - You want full access to the dark web? 185 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,788 You got it. [crowd cheers] 186 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,790 - Duncan, what are you saying? 187 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,525 - I don't know, but they like it. 188 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,627 You try something. It's a hot crowd. 189 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,796 - Everybody talks about the SATs, 190 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:39,467 but what about the ACTs? Who's with me, huh? 191 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,736 - All right, thanks for that rousing debate. 192 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:46,073 As you know, we vote "Showtime at the Apollo" style. 193 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,575 Holler for Duncan. 194 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,976 [cheering] 195 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,243 Now for my girl Mia. 196 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,613 [single person claps] 197 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,815 - I live next to that smelly river. 198 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,451 - Then give it up for your new student body president, 199 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:58,786 Duncan Harris! 200 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,888 [cheering] 201 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,656 crowd: Duncan, Duncan, Duncan! 202 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:03,824 - [grunts] 203 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,325 crowd: Duncan, Duncan, Duncan! 204 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:08,295 - They know my name! - Power is so intoxicating. 205 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:11,932 - You forgot your lunch, Tyler. - Mom, you're embarrassing me. 206 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:16,937 - Student body president? You? 207 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,138 - You? - You? 208 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,507 parakeets: You? 209 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,841 - This can't be real. 210 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,175 I'm gonna text Yangzi and find out. 211 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,011 "U up?" 212 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,178 - Mom, don't write that. 213 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:27,180 - What? He might be taking a nap. 214 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:30,417 "Is D the prez? Hit me back." 215 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,952 Let's see. 216 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,822 Thumbs up, eggplant, "Sorry," American flag. 217 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,324 That's a yes! Duncan, congratulations. 218 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,159 I always believed in you. 219 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:43,196 - My son, the president? I'm posting this on Facebook. 220 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:46,299 I'll finally impress my distant racist cousins. 221 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,602 - You have cousins? I wanna meet them. 222 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,370 - Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 223 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:53,473 - Gotta sucker Mom and Dad into selling these cookies. 224 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:56,510 What's the saddest thing I can think of? 225 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:58,512 Me not getting what I want. [laughs] 226 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,648 That's it. [door creaks] 227 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,449 [groans] 228 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,317 - Hey, there's our little business tycoon. 229 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:07,120 - Come join us in a celebratory bag of rotisserie chicken. 230 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,122 - I don't deserve bagged chicken. 231 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,524 I went to every house in town 232 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:12,526 and didn't sell a single box of cookies. 233 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,461 The only reason I wanted to be popular 234 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,797 was to make you guys proud. 235 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,700 I let you down, and I am so sorry. 236 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,535 I'm gonna go to my room and hold my breath 237 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:25,706 till I fall asleep. [sobbing] 238 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,475 - More bag juice for me. [slurps] 239 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,679 - Oh, poor Kimberly, so down on herself. 240 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,814 I can deal with her relentless anger, 241 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,016 but her sadness is unbearable. 242 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,686 And I have never seen her say no to chicken juice. 243 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,254 - And she didn't roll her eyes at me even though my pants 244 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,824 were unzipped the entire time we were talking. 245 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:47,227 - Maybe Operation Screw Our Damn Daughter was too harsh. 246 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,596 - That's what we were calling it? 247 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:49,997 - Maybe it's time for 248 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,832 Operation Help Our Damn Daughter. 249 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,233 - Yeah, sometimes you gotta forget about 250 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,568 making your kid a better person 251 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,436 and just do what makes them temporarily happy. 252 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,840 - Tomorrow, we blanket the town and we surprise Kimberly 253 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,109 by selling every box of those cookies 254 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:05,345 so she can be friends with those horrible mean girls. 255 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,714 - Yes! 256 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,382 I love it when we go against our better judgment! 257 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:10,951 Great, now I'm so excited, 258 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,452 I'll have to hold my breath to go to sleep. 259 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,521 [inhales] 260 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,124 Love you. 261 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,359 [faint indistinct chatter] 262 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,895 - Hey, Duncan. Wow, that election was nuts. 263 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,296 All those crazy promises. [laughs softly] 264 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,965 - Yeah. Clean up the river? 265 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,366 What were you thinking? 266 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,969 - Listen, I know you said politics wasn't your thing, 267 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,437 and I'm sorry I dragged you into it. 268 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,773 So I've prepared a resignation letter for you 269 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,241 that will let you quit with dignity. 270 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,442 You just have to sign it. 271 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:39,312 - Sorry Mia, but the people have spoken. 272 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:42,650 Today is the beginning of a new era in education. 273 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,818 Install the nacho bar! 274 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:47,320 [cheering] 275 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,588 - So long, lettuce! 276 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:51,324 Your gassy reign of terror is over! 277 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:55,128 - Science guys say that the human body is 60% water. 278 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,930 I say that's too much! 279 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,766 [cheering] 280 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,300 [machine clanks] 281 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,169 - You're really doing this? 282 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,772 - He's no longer the man you knew. 283 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,439 - Hmm. 284 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,976 - Mr. Wolf, cut down that rope. 285 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,844 - [grunting] 286 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,447 [cheering] 287 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,283 - You chafed my calves! 288 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,852 - You're the only reason I don't have a girlfriend! 289 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:22,122 - Your gassy reign of terror is over, rope! 290 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,291 - Bex, I really think you should see a doctor. 291 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,160 - Duncan Harris. - Mia, you're just in time. 292 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,829 We're kicking this rope's ass. 293 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,430 - I just went to Model UN, 294 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,532 and the room's filled with colored balls. 295 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,034 It's a freaking ball pit. 296 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,203 - Yeah, I came up with that idea when I was in a ball pit. 297 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,306 - Ever since I was six, I knew I was gonna be valedictorian, 298 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,675 go into prelaw, then law, then do some poorly paid 299 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,477 legal charity work, become president of the United States, 300 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:47,715 all culminating in me releasing my summer playlist on Spotify. 301 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,616 The point is, none of this will be possible 302 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,184 because you're ruining my plans! 303 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,619 - You seem tense, Mia. 304 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,154 You should take a soak in the ball pit. 305 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,823 - I thought you had a crush on me. 306 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,759 - I do, but the school has a crush on me! 307 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,796 - This is the best spot in town to harass people. 308 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,364 You get them while their food's going bad 309 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,699 and they just wanna get to their car. 310 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,135 - Excuse me, this is our spot to harass people. 311 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,037 - Back off, the planet will be here tomorrow! 312 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,504 Our daughter is hurting today. 313 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:14,975 - Understood. We'll take two boxes. 314 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,576 - I'm sorry, little guys. 315 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,846 You came all this way for nothing. 316 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,348 [melancholy music] 317 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:24,852 - And so, the penguins began their long journey home. 318 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,821 Facing certain death, but relieved that Kimberly 319 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,923 was one step closer to being friends 320 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:33,560 with Ashleigh, Brooke, and, of course, Courtney. 321 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,096 - You know what goes well with milk? 322 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,431 Cookies! 323 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,434 - You know what goes well with goggles 324 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,737 and a suspicious amount of Sudafed? 325 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,839 - Macaroons? If it's macaroons, you gotta tell me. 326 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,340 - It's macaroons! 327 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,109 - Awesome! Do you accept copper wire? 328 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,879 - You betcha. 329 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,281 - I'm a chocolate chip cookie 330 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,383 Eat me, eat me 331 00:11:56,416 --> 00:12:00,720 Dunk me in a glass of milk, I'm yummy in your tummy 332 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,955 [crowd cheers] 333 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,691 [birds chirping] 334 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,793 - [sighs] 335 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,127 [chair squeaks] 336 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,962 - Yeah! Whoo! 337 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,964 Hey, that was a personal best. 338 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,599 - Where are all the other teachers? 339 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,634 - Duncan told them the basement was an escape room. 340 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,603 I haven't seen them since. 341 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,139 - There's nothing in here. Oh, wait. 342 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,308 How about this dead rat? Is that something? 343 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,576 - Did you know that the only way to check out anything 344 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,746 from the library is to win a "John Wick" style book fight? 345 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,249 - Yeah, how do you think I got The Barefoot Contessa's 346 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,151 "Cooking for Jeffrey"? [sighs] 347 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,452 I want what they have. 348 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,788 - It's crazy the school charter gives Duncan 349 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,323 the power to do this stuff. 350 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,926 - The school charter was created during World War II. 351 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,961 Since all the men were overseas and the women 352 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,930 were busy with their all-girl baseball league, 353 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,065 the school gave wartime powers to teenagers. 354 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,400 - Why didn't they take it back when the war was over? 355 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,903 - That's a story for another day. 356 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,338 - Ugh. 357 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,107 - 45 minutes of prep time? Screw that. 358 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,475 [door creaks] 359 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,677 - We sold every box of Kimberly's cookies for her. 360 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,447 Even the terrible gluten-free ones. 361 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,516 - So, I went on and on about how I couldn't sell the cookies 362 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:07,454 and I even told them that I just wanted to make them proud. 363 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,456 [laughs] And they totally fell for it. 364 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,824 [both gasp] 365 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,292 It was so hard to keep a straight face 366 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,027 because my dad's pants were unzipped the entire time. 367 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,428 - [whimpers] 368 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,930 - And now they've sold all my cookies for me. 369 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,199 [chuckles] Suckers. 370 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,701 All right, I should go. Call me back when you get this. 371 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,704 Siri, play danceable female empowerment anthem. 372 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:28,808 You blew me off and now your house is on fire 373 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,278 - She played us! We have to teach her a lesson. 374 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,780 - Yeah! Let's burn her house down! 375 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,716 - It's time for Operation-- - Wait, I wanna name this one. 376 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:41,054 Operation, um, D-- Dumbo Drop? 377 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,455 - [sighs] Fine. 378 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,058 Commence Operation Dumbo Drop. 379 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,726 Are you happy with yourself, Jack? 380 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,128 - No, no, no. It works. 381 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,698 She's being a Dumbo, and we've got to, uh, 382 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:52,966 we've got to drop her. 383 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,234 [both groan] 384 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,336 [faint yelling] 385 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,172 - You are crushing it as school prez, Duncan. 386 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,573 - Yeah, nacho bar's a hit. 387 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,009 - And the John Wick fights 388 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,577 got kids going to the library again. 389 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,578 [glass shatters] 390 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,514 - Oof! "Two Towers"? 391 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,650 I wanted "Return of the King"! [yells] 392 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,019 [glass shatters] 393 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,088 - Duncan, you've made this the best school ever. 394 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,556 - Thanks. 395 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,091 - Is what we were saying yesterday. 396 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,726 But you know what would make it even better? 397 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,094 If BTS were our janitors. 398 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,430 - I guess I can ask. - And the school needs a pool. 399 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,764 - We already have a pool. 400 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,766 - Uh, not on the roof with robots that serve us. 401 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,101 - Huh? 402 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,702 - And we don't wanna see any parts or gears, either. 403 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,104 Make them look real. 404 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,539 - But not so real I fall in love with them. 405 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,107 - Make us all quarterback of the football team! 406 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,608 - Give me money! 407 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,044 - Make Caitlin go to prom with me! 408 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,878 - Make Tommy stop asking me to prom! 409 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,948 - Change the name of the school to Yangzi U. 410 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,050 - [chuckles] 411 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,285 Heavy is the head that wears the... 412 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,286 [snores] 413 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,388 - Wears the what? Wears the what? 414 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,860 - Mia, I need your help. 415 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,296 I made a huge mistake giving everyone whatever they want. 416 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,932 Tell me what to do, and I'll give you whatever you want. 417 00:14:58,966 --> 00:14:59,967 - Well-- 418 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,368 - Don't say, "Well, well, well." 419 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,635 I don't have time. 420 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,804 I can't keep up with these promises I made. 421 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,107 I just told a kid I'd find his biological father. 422 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,809 - Any luck yet? No rush. Please hurry. 423 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,912 - This was inevitable, Duncan. You gotta make a choice: 424 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:16,116 continue desperately craving popularity and ruin the school, 425 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,485 or do what's right-- step down and let a natural 426 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,988 leader with girl-next-door appeal clean up your mess. 427 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,789 - You're right. I'm gonna step down. 428 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,324 - Anything? 429 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,793 - Good afternoon. This is Duncan Harris. 430 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,462 This presidency has been the most fulfilling two days 431 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,465 of my life, and I've enjoyed trying to make you all happy. 432 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,968 But after much soul searching, I would like to announce 433 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,637 that effective noon tomorrow, I will be... 434 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,640 [upbeat music] 435 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,242 436 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,112 cementing my popularity forever with my greatest achievement, 437 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,914 a personal appearance by the Flossing Bears! 438 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,983 [all cheer and grunt] 439 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,787 - What was that? - Come on, look at them! 440 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,824 - [groans frustratedly] 441 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,226 - [laughs] 442 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,297 - Good morning, middle daughter. 443 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,533 Don't forget to hand in all that cookie cash 444 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,636 so you get to hang with the cool girls. 445 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,604 - Thanks, Dad. And once again, 446 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,206 I'm really sorry I let you down. 447 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,208 - I'm sure you are. 448 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,876 - Mm-hmm. [pants] 449 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:17,977 Hmm. 450 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,212 [car creaks] 451 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,114 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 452 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,682 [cell phone buzzes] 453 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:27,154 - Uh-oh, Kimberly, your cellular phone is ringing. 454 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,157 - At this hour? Must be important. 455 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,791 Better put it on speaker. 456 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,726 - Hey, who dis? - Kimberly Harris, 457 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,164 this is Special Agent Linda Gunns, from the FBI. 458 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,500 - FBI? - Oh, God, what did you do? 459 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,169 - Those cookies you've been selling? 460 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,570 They're poison. 461 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,305 both: P-p-p-p-poison? 462 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,974 If we don't get them all back, we'll be forced to arrest you, 463 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,476 take away your cell phone, 464 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,911 and post a mug shot of your worst side. 465 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,481 - No! 466 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,915 - [yawns] 467 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:56,983 I just woke up and did this laundry. 468 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,818 Any big phone calls? 469 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,753 - Where have you been, woman? Get in the car. 470 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,755 - [giggles] We're sneaky! 471 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,324 [light dramatic music] 472 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,858 - Uh-- - [gasps] 473 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,194 - Um... - [grunts] 474 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,928 475 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,163 [tires squeal] 476 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,698 - [gasps] 477 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,066 [grunts] 478 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,368 Ohh. 479 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,837 I don't understand this business anymore! 480 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:22,409 - And so Kimberly successfully rounded up all the cookies... 481 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:26,779 except for one. Tee-hee. 482 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,248 Aw, nuts. 483 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,118 [indistinct chatter] 484 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,587 - Oh man, look at these furry dudes. 485 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,123 - I'm starstruck. 486 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,458 - Is it okay if we get a selfie with these fools real quick? 487 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,960 - Sure, why not? They love people. 488 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,197 [shutter clicks] - That's what's up. 489 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,766 Thank you. I'ma tag you. 490 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:52,372 - Who's ready for three minutes and 27 seconds of bear dancing? 491 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,575 [cheering and yelling] 492 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,577 [upbeat music playing] 493 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,811 - Whoo! - You got it! 494 00:17:58,845 --> 00:17:59,912 - Yeah! - Yeah! 495 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,048 - Whoo! - Stop flossing! 496 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,383 - [yells] 497 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,717 [crowd gasps] 498 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,419 - This ends now. 499 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:09,088 I know stuff like dancing bears and nacho bars are fun today, 500 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,758 but it comes with a cost. If we don't stop Duncan, 501 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,893 we won't be able to afford all the things that make 502 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,828 high school the nightmarish four years 503 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,297 that we'll later look back on fondly. 504 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,332 Are you ready to say goodbye to football? 505 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,600 [team gasps] Marching band? 506 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,968 [band gasps] Your antiquated prom? 507 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,903 And whatever Key Club is? 508 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,072 - I don't wanna live in a world without Key Club. 509 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,908 - Okay, time's up. Pay me $500. 510 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,243 We have a Bar Mitzvah across town. 511 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,911 - Uh, yeah. I don't have the money. 512 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,746 I had to give it all to BTS. 513 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,616 I didn't know there were so many of them. 514 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,286 - But if the bears don't get paid, they don't get salmon, 515 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,753 and if the bears don't get salmon... 516 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,589 [bears roaring] 517 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,257 [crowd screaming] 518 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,925 - [yells] 519 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,195 - If the bears don't get salmon, what? 520 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,796 You didn't finish your thought. 521 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,965 - Ugh, it's the "Today Show" all over again! 522 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,634 - Oh, I saw that one. 523 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,470 They won't stop till we're dead. 524 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,972 - Okay, so now we take all the cookies to the FBI, 525 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,675 clear my name, and I can keep my phone, right? 526 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,143 - Nope, we're going to your school to give back 527 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,279 the cookies, you'll admit you didn't really sell any, 528 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,780 you broke your father's heart, 529 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,116 and you don't deserve to hang out with the cool girls. 530 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,984 - But Special Agent Linda Gunns said that-- 531 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,454 - Those cookies were poison? - [gasps] 532 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,156 You lied to me? You're terrible parents. 533 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,791 - Mommy was Linda Gunns. 534 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,795 - I am not a terrible parent. I always look out for my kid-- 535 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,163 - Jack, look out! 536 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,665 [both scream] 537 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,234 What are you two doing running in the road? 538 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,635 [bears roaring] 539 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,036 [screams] Get in! 540 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,972 [all yelling] 541 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,708 - What is going on? - It's a long story. 542 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,710 - He ruined the school. - Yeah, that's it. 543 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,479 [everyone screams] 544 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,482 - Oh, dear God! - Yay, they like us! 545 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,484 - It smells like honey in here. 546 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,686 - Wait, the trunk is filled with Honey Snap cookies. 547 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,755 - Pop the trunk, Jack! - No! 548 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,323 Then I'll have to buy the cookies 549 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,924 and Kimberly won't learn her lesson! 550 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,161 She broke my heart and has to suffer! 551 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,663 [bear growls] 552 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,698 - Got it. Mr. Harris, open the sunroof. 553 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,034 - Mia, I know you're a bright girl, but are you an idiot? 554 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,104 - Trust her, Dad. She's a natural leader. 555 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,373 [bear growling] 556 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,508 [sunroof buzzes] 557 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,511 [upbeat music playing] 558 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,113 559 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:18,951 [indistinct murmurs] 560 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:22,422 [laughter and applause] 561 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,757 - Aww. - Aww, gorgeous animals. 562 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,594 - Hey, you're not an idiot. How'd you know that it'd work? 563 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,563 - They just love to perform, I choose to believe. 564 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,266 - Sorry I destroyed the school and almost ruined your chance 565 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,935 to be president and do poorly paid charity work. 566 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,270 I wanna make things right. 567 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,938 You still got that resignation letter? 568 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,941 - Yup, and an apology note that I wrote from you to me. 569 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,443 Which I accepted. 570 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,646 - Come on, let's go get the teachers out of the basement. 571 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,951 [birds chirping] 572 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,052 [door creaks] 573 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,787 - Uh, so, my crazy reign is over. 574 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,956 You can all go back to your families. 575 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,958 Mr. Barrett, your wife had the baby. 576 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,226 Everyone's doing great. 577 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,728 - Come on, Coach. You can leave. 578 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,996 - No, I'm figuring out this escape room! 579 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,932 - Oh my God, it's not an escape room. 580 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,435 - That's exactly what an escape room would say! 581 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,003 All right, I just need to put these clues together. 582 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:14,006 Dead rat, bucket, mop. DRBM. 583 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,508 That's it! Doctor BM! 584 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,444 There's a key in the toilet! 585 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,514 - Wanna hit the nacho bar one last time 586 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,082 before I shut it down? 587 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,117 - Yeah, I could nach. 588 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,320 - So Duncan and Mia marched to the cafeteria, 589 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,789 where they enjoyed nachos, cheese, 590 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,224 and, of course, jalapenos. 591 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,568 -Yaah! -ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the world of Duncanville. 43399

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