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[Music] I will give the order to the government

I will give the order to the government

I will give the order to the government to make another printing of this

to make another printing of this

to make another printing of this priceless work oh damn it

priceless work oh damn it

priceless work oh damn it follow my son you can take the book back

follow my son you can take the book back

follow my son you can take the book back now to my library see it's good to say

now to my library see it's good to say

now to my library see it's good to say sir please be seated

sir please be seated

sir please be seated we have much to discuss

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[Music] gentlemen who stay alone

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[Music] father the Japanese have already left

father the Japanese have already left

father the Japanese have already left why don't we stationed troops here

why don't we stationed troops here

why don't we stationed troops here stunned offended Oh young men it's part

stunned offended Oh young men it's part

stunned offended Oh young men it's part of my strategy

of my strategy

of my strategy let them come again and while they here

let them come again and while they here

let them come again and while they here we'll move against him from the south

we'll move against him from the south

we'll move against him from the south and cut them off

and cut them off

and cut them off not a single bandit four remain alive

young look mark his words well the

young look mark his words well the generals a fountain of knowledge dalla

generals a fountain of knowledge dalla

generals a fountain of knowledge dalla forward troops to move out and see for

forward troops to move out and see for

forward troops to move out and see for ourselves

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[Music] dynasty Japanese pirates raided the

dynasty Japanese pirates raided the

dynasty Japanese pirates raided the Chinese coast from Shanxi book yet

Chinese coast from Shanxi book yet

Chinese coast from Shanxi book yet Oh found were laid waste ill general chi

Oh found were laid waste ill general chi

Oh found were laid waste ill general chi chi-gong but a stock tool an erotic and

chi-gong but a stock tool an erotic and

chi-gong but a stock tool an erotic and peace return to the coast

okay

okay [Music]

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[Music] general Jung yes sir

general Jung yes sir

general Jung yes sir do you have any idea who they were they

do you have any idea who they were they

do you have any idea who they were they released acid they didn't want us to see

released acid they didn't want us to see

released acid they didn't want us to see who they were but from the manner in

who they were but from the manner in

who they were but from the manner in which they fought I don't think they're

which they fought I don't think they're

which they fought I don't think they're Chinese also why should they want to

Chinese also why should they want to

Chinese also why should they want to assassinate you sir who gains from your

assassinate you sir who gains from your

assassinate you sir who gains from your death

death

death Germany they must be Japanese it's just

Germany they must be Japanese it's just

Germany they must be Japanese it's just the kind of trick they'd use very

the kind of trick they'd use very

the kind of trick they'd use very cunning very vicious they have developed

cunning very vicious they have developed

cunning very vicious they have developed assassination techniques to a refined

assassination techniques to a refined

assassination techniques to a refined art they are known as ninja these

art they are known as ninja these

art they are known as ninja these assassins the Japanese bandits may burn

assassins the Japanese bandits may burn

assassins the Japanese bandits may burn our villages but they're no match for

our villages but they're no match for

our villages but they're no match for you they recognize you can defeat them

you they recognize you can defeat them

you they recognize you can defeat them in the field so they have resorted to

in the field so they have resorted to

in the field so they have resorted to the ninja to kill you I suspect you're

the ninja to kill you I suspect you're

the ninja to kill you I suspect you're correct they're skilled assassins do you

correct they're skilled assassins do you

correct they're skilled assassins do you have any suggestion as to how to deal

have any suggestion as to how to deal

have any suggestion as to how to deal with them I do have one eye here not too

with them I do have one eye here not too

with them I do have one eye here not too far from here there lives an old man in

far from here there lives an old man in

far from here there lives an old man in his youth he used to be a pirate chief

his youth he used to be a pirate chief

his youth he used to be a pirate chief he has lived in Japan and he is well

he has lived in Japan and he is well

he has lived in Japan and he is well versed in the ways of the ninja but he

versed in the ways of the ninja but he

versed in the ways of the ninja but he left the sea many years ago now maybe

left the sea many years ago now maybe

left the sea many years ago now maybe here too old to help Oh

I'd like to meet this old man in person

I'd like to meet this old man in person sounds interesting

sounds interesting

sounds interesting people say he's perfected three kinds of

people say he's perfected three kinds of

people say he's perfected three kinds of gongfu

gongfu

gongfu so they call him master of the three

so they call him master of the three

so they call him master of the three arts if he still prepared to help maybe

arts if he still prepared to help maybe

arts if he still prepared to help maybe he'll know how to stop the ninja hmm

he'll know how to stop the ninja hmm

he'll know how to stop the ninja hmm I'll leave you in charge while I'm away

I'll leave you in charge while I'm away

I'll leave you in charge while I'm away in the morning I'll see if I can meet

in the morning I'll see if I can meet

in the morning I'll see if I can meet this old man whatever you say sir but

this old man whatever you say sir but

this old man whatever you say sir but you are our commander should you be

you are our commander should you be

you are our commander should you be taking the risk just suppose the ninja

taking the risk just suppose the ninja

taking the risk just suppose the ninja set an ambush for you somewhere in the

set an ambush for you somewhere in the

set an ambush for you somewhere in the woods father let me see the old man on

woods father let me see the old man on

woods father let me see the old man on your behalf

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[Music] my betting job

my betting job

my betting job [Music]

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you call master the three arts master

you call master the three arts master tea ah how do you know I was master Chu

tea ah how do you know I was master Chu

tea ah how do you know I was master Chu they were ninja they'd only be waiting

they were ninja they'd only be waiting

they were ninja they'd only be waiting for the general but you're too young to

for the general but you're too young to

for the general but you're too young to be the general and I heard the general

be the general and I heard the general

be the general and I heard the general has a son serving in the Army it's

has a son serving in the Army it's

has a son serving in the Army it's reasonable to suppose he'd send his son

squiggly comes this is a catalogue of

squiggly comes this is a catalogue of ninja skills

ninja skills

ninja skills [Music]

the Japanese ninja use 8 main skills

the Japanese ninja use 8 main skills breeding nimbleness the sword the Lance

breeding nimbleness the sword the Lance

breeding nimbleness the sword the Lance the dart gunpowder swiftness and

the dart gunpowder swiftness and

the dart gunpowder swiftness and suppleness besides this they perfected

suppleness besides this they perfected

suppleness besides this they perfected the art of escaping they can break free

the art of escaping they can break free

the art of escaping they can break free from tight bonds they're also expert in

from tight bonds they're also expert in

from tight bonds they're also expert in the art of stealth and of ambush they

the art of stealth and of ambush they

the art of stealth and of ambush they are like the wind that are very hard to

are like the wind that are very hard to

are like the wind that are very hard to catch

catch

catch I'm afraid that's all I can tell you I

I'm afraid that's all I can tell you I

I'm afraid that's all I can tell you I obtained this book while I was in Japan

obtained this book while I was in Japan

obtained this book while I was in Japan I used it to teach my three best

I used it to teach my three best

I used it to teach my three best students and now I'll give it to you

students and now I'll give it to you

students and now I'll give it to you thank you very much I'll use it well I

thank you very much I'll use it well I

thank you very much I'll use it well I know my nicknames Master of the tree

know my nicknames Master of the tree

know my nicknames Master of the tree eyes it's true I had three students to

eyes it's true I had three students to

eyes it's true I had three students to each I taught one art the eldest modern

each I taught one art the eldest modern

each I taught one art the eldest modern young is an expert at running climbing

young is an expert at running climbing

young is an expert at running climbing jumping second tongan is an expert at

jumping second tongan is an expert at

jumping second tongan is an expert at making weapons and at combat my third

making weapons and at combat my third

making weapons and at combat my third student Jo u is an expert in

student Jo u is an expert in

student Jo u is an expert in hand-to-hand unarmed combat use of

hand-to-hand unarmed combat use of

hand-to-hand unarmed combat use of stealth the three of them never met each

stealth the three of them never met each

stealth the three of them never met each other but I taught them aside by showing

other but I taught them aside by showing

other but I taught them aside by showing them the sign they will do whatever you

them the sign they will do whatever you

them the sign they will do whatever you ask to help you

I tell you what I'll bet you 200 that

I tell you what I'll bet you 200 that you can't beat me

you can't beat me

you can't beat me there's no lawyer and you're welcome to

there's no lawyer and you're welcome to

there's no lawyer and you're welcome to try

try

try oh no mouthing my crowd

oh no mouthing my crowd

oh no mouthing my crowd wait I so where have you put your

wait I so where have you put your

wait I so where have you put your burning your fire Tom Mason put your

burning your fire Tom Mason put your

burning your fire Tom Mason put your money down come on now everybody put me

money down come on now everybody put me

money down come on now everybody put me down I'm gonna make a problem yeah

down I'm gonna make a problem yeah

down I'm gonna make a problem yeah have you been up mine of course I know

have you been up mine of course I know

have you been up mine of course I know what's this thing look real to me yeah

what's this thing look real to me yeah

what's this thing look real to me yeah this looks like a fake Hey it is yeah

this looks like a fake Hey it is yeah

this looks like a fake Hey it is yeah well I guess it's a phone taking on it's

well I guess it's a phone taking on it's

well I guess it's a phone taking on it's mine

mine

mine it's more no it's not what's going on

it's more no it's not what's going on

it's more no it's not what's going on oh yeah

oh that's my top sorry sorry we've gotta

oh that's my top sorry sorry we've gotta be going all right haha you know the

be going all right haha you know the

be going all right haha you know the most of the three ops the Petraeus is he

most of the three ops the Petraeus is he

most of the three ops the Petraeus is he tall or small fat all food laughter

tall or small fat all food laughter

tall or small fat all food laughter let's get away all right police where is

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[Music] oh sorry I must've drunk too much

oh sorry I must've drunk too much

oh sorry I must've drunk too much cut good haha I got the wrong room mr.

cut good haha I got the wrong room mr.

cut good haha I got the wrong room mr. Chu hmm I'm sorry we couldn't talk on

Chu hmm I'm sorry we couldn't talk on

Chu hmm I'm sorry we couldn't talk on the street and what's your name

the street and what's your name

the street and what's your name your master promised you would help me

your master promised you would help me

your master promised you would help me I'm the son of general Qi Oh

I'm the son of general Qi Oh

I'm the son of general Qi Oh mr. chief my master told you three

mr. chief my master told you three

mr. chief my master told you three students but we'd never met

students but we'd never met

students but we'd never met taught us all different schools at

taught us all different schools at

taught us all different schools at different times oh we know about each

different times oh we know about each

different times oh we know about each other is our names but nothing else

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[Music] you

you

you [Music]

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[Music] [Laughter]

[Laughter]

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50 tails a tall fellow 104 - what I

50 tails a tall fellow 104 - what I wouldn't get if I could lay my hands on

wouldn't get if I could lay my hands on

wouldn't get if I could lay my hands on those two fellas if we can find we'll

those two fellas if we can find we'll

those two fellas if we can find we'll all be renamed my friend I don't think

all be renamed my friend I don't think

all be renamed my friend I don't think so if it's easy they would love us so

so if it's easy they would love us so

so if it's easy they would love us so much to start with where do we find them

much to start with where do we find them

much to start with where do we find them we won't get rich without some effort

we won't get rich without some effort

we won't get rich without some effort you know heavens dungeons and expert

you know heavens dungeons and expert

you know heavens dungeons and expert armor it 100 what did I find it myself

now that salad

now that salad [Music]

hey yeah let me go I'm not evil say you

hey yeah let me go I'm not evil say you must spare my life

must spare my life

must spare my life Oh God like that my shoe oh yeah

Oh God like that my shoe oh yeah

Oh God like that my shoe oh yeah [Laughter]

come on you're my brother brother then I

come on you're my brother brother then I assume your child you all right brother

assume your child you all right brother

assume your child you all right brother allow me to introduce you oh my friend

allow me to introduce you oh my friend

allow me to introduce you oh my friend mr. ki mr. Chi mr. Tong after you right

I'm at my master service since you're

I'm at my master service since you're the general son I'm happy to obey that's

the general son I'm happy to obey that's

the general son I'm happy to obey that's the Big Brother hey well the notice

the Big Brother hey well the notice

the Big Brother hey well the notice found you for us let's hope it will find

found you for us let's hope it will find

found you for us let's hope it will find Big Brother - I'm sure we'll meet up

Big Brother - I'm sure we'll meet up

Big Brother - I'm sure we'll meet up with him very soon hmm

with him very soon hmm

with him very soon hmm right hey master said now it's very

right hey master said now it's very

right hey master said now it's very smart we will have guests from the

smart we will have guests from the

smart we will have guests from the notice what this is about

notice what this is about

notice what this is about in that case let's rest up for the night

in that case let's rest up for the night

in that case let's rest up for the night now we'll look tomorrow right okay hold

now we'll look tomorrow right okay hold

now we'll look tomorrow right okay hold on we need you to decide where to go

on we need you to decide where to go

on we need you to decide where to go haha master said you answer dumb either

haha master said you answer dumb either

haha master said you answer dumb either decide amaro

decide amaro

decide amaro finale 50 bill details of

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[Music] the manager the Bell please huh okay

that doctor leaving so soon

that doctor leaving so soon yes I'm leaving you can put the bell

yes I'm leaving you can put the bell

yes I'm leaving you can put the bell over there for me all right let's a big

over there for me all right let's a big

over there for me all right let's a big hurry though yeah I get cold at all I

hurry though yeah I get cold at all I

hurry though yeah I get cold at all I see buckle back up I come again soon

come out come out have you were going am

come out come out have you were going am I wake up I wake up oh I'm out

I wake up I wake up oh I'm out

I wake up I wake up oh I'm out it's getting very late and wake up why

it's getting very late and wake up why

it's getting very late and wake up why you better be going back down line oh

boy

boy you should wake up now I no more drink

you should wake up now I no more drink

you should wake up now I no more drink I'm out oh man yeah yeah oh yes Evan how

I'm out oh man yeah yeah oh yes Evan how

I'm out oh man yeah yeah oh yes Evan how did you real good friends of our mouth

did you real good friends of our mouth

did you real good friends of our mouth will see you gets home all right

will see you gets home all right

will see you gets home all right oh yes her manager will appear oh yes

oh yes her manager will appear oh yes

oh yes her manager will appear oh yes let me thank you Oh drink all right you

let me thank you Oh drink all right you

let me thank you Oh drink all right you do not even get some sleep come on

do not even get some sleep come on

do not even get some sleep come on darling we know to true come on we'll

darling we know to true come on we'll

darling we know to true come on we'll get you to bed ah come on master yo

get you to bed ah come on master yo

get you to bed ah come on master yo manager I'm Olga three drunk at the

manager I'm Olga three drunk at the

manager I'm Olga three drunk at the wrist oh so we brought him back huh suck

wrist oh so we brought him back huh suck

wrist oh so we brought him back huh suck follow he's got the whole time trouble

follow he's got the whole time trouble

follow he's got the whole time trouble is we can't get young men coz of those

is we can't get young men coz of those

is we can't get young men coz of those Japanese bandits too many have been

Japanese bandits too many have been

Japanese bandits too many have been killed or forced to be soldiers with so

killed or forced to be soldiers with so

killed or forced to be soldiers with so few servants

few servants

few servants he's the only one who knows horses

he's the only one who knows horses

he's the only one who knows horses otherwise I love sucking long ago really

otherwise I love sucking long ago really

otherwise I love sucking long ago really I can look after horses sir

I can look after horses sir

I can look after horses sir Oh Saint you're most welcome my name is

Oh Saint you're most welcome my name is

Oh Saint you're most welcome my name is Walt I'm the housekeeper here you're

Walt I'm the housekeeper here you're

Walt I'm the housekeeper here you're hard you can look after the horse oh

hard you can look after the horse oh

hard you can look after the horse oh thank you

thank you

thank you okay thank you even the cook is talking

okay thank you even the cook is talking

okay thank you even the cook is talking of quitting his mother wants him at home

of quitting his mother wants him at home

of quitting his mother wants him at home hey what a headache

hey what a headache

hey what a headache Oh mr. Wang oh what a coincidence that

Oh mr. Wang oh what a coincidence that

Oh mr. Wang oh what a coincidence that we're from the same town and we're

we're from the same town and we're

we're from the same town and we're running from the Japanese / ooh

running from the Japanese / ooh

running from the Japanese / ooh they seem to be everywhere but we need a

they seem to be everywhere but we need a

they seem to be everywhere but we need a job he's expert with horses and and I'm

job he's expert with horses and and I'm

job he's expert with horses and and I'm a cook so I've been looking for a job

a cook so I've been looking for a job

a cook so I've been looking for a job every what do you think we could come

every what do you think we could come

every what do you think we could come and work for you mr. Wang geez do you

and work for you mr. Wang geez do you

and work for you mr. Wang geez do you think we could help ya sure you can

think we could help ya sure you can

think we could help ya sure you can start work tomorrow all right give me

start work tomorrow all right give me

start work tomorrow all right give me they won't thank you very much mr. Wang

they won't thank you very much mr. Wang

they won't thank you very much mr. Wang Qing's that smells not feeling too good

Qing's that smells not feeling too good

Qing's that smells not feeling too good we'll take him home with doesn't be back

we'll take him home with doesn't be back

we'll take him home with doesn't be back tomorrow oh yeah you can stop work oh

tomorrow oh yeah you can stop work oh

tomorrow oh yeah you can stop work oh thank you baby

thank you baby

thank you baby hey come on hey now how you is talking

hey come on hey now how you is talking

hey come on hey now how you is talking of quitting too

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how I ate

how I ate [Music]

thank you doctor tell me madam what are

thank you doctor tell me madam what are you doing out here on your I trust you

you doing out here on your I trust you

you doing out here on your I trust you my parents recently died I'm all alone I

my parents recently died I'm all alone I

my parents recently died I'm all alone I hear general cheese scratch work for

hear general cheese scratch work for

hear general cheese scratch work for servants but I don't know anyone ah

servants but I don't know anyone ah

servants but I don't know anyone ah you met the right man Einar the

you met the right man Einar the

you met the right man Einar the housekeeper very well I can tell him

housekeeper very well I can tell him

housekeeper very well I can tell him that you're my cousin after you're hired

that you're my cousin after you're hired

that you're my cousin after you're hired I can come back and visit you there I

I can come back and visit you there I

I can come back and visit you there I was grateful

was grateful

was grateful [Laughter]

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[Music] Oh

okay yes master say mister you shouldn't

okay yes master say mister you shouldn't be working too hard at your age

be working too hard at your age

be working too hard at your age young master what do you know I thought

young master what do you know I thought

young master what do you know I thought I had two sons to help

I had two sons to help

I had two sons to help hey one's a soldier and only God knows

hey one's a soldier and only God knows

hey one's a soldier and only God knows where he's been marched off to now yeah

where he's been marched off to now yeah

where he's been marched off to now yeah the other one was killed by the Japanese

the other one was killed by the Japanese

the other one was killed by the Japanese yeah so I'm all alone now I'll collect

yeah so I'm all alone now I'll collect

yeah so I'm all alone now I'll collect the firewood for general Qi household it

the firewood for general Qi household it

the firewood for general Qi household it isn't much it's all I can do hey mister

isn't much it's all I can do hey mister

isn't much it's all I can do hey mister let me give you a hand

let me give you a hand

let me give you a hand oh all right yes okay ah thank you sir

oh all right yes okay ah thank you sir

oh all right yes okay ah thank you sir I'm sorry to bother you

I'm sorry to bother you

I'm sorry to bother you thank you very much oh thank you very

thank you very much oh thank you very

thank you very much oh thank you very much you guys hey mister

much you guys hey mister

much you guys hey mister when I say your name was Oh my name's

when I say your name was Oh my name's

when I say your name was Oh my name's Lou you can call me only if you want huh

Lou you can call me only if you want huh

Lou you can call me only if you want huh that's it

that's it

that's it mr. Lou you really have to take that

mr. Lou you really have to take that

mr. Lou you really have to take that firewood such a long way oh yes I do I

firewood such a long way oh yes I do I

firewood such a long way oh yes I do I live in the next village and I have to

live in the next village and I have to

live in the next village and I have to take fire with that every day

Tyrande hey mister what's Unicoi yeah oh

Tyrande hey mister what's Unicoi yeah oh we got a UH

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[Music] housekeeper what is it doctor killing to

housekeeper what is it doctor killing to

housekeeper what is it doctor killing to see you in the main

see you in the main

see you in the main [Music]

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[Music] housekeeper housekeeper housekeeper

housekeeper housekeeper housekeeper

housekeeper housekeeper housekeeper housekeeper hahahaha what could I do for

housekeeper hahahaha what could I do for

housekeeper hahahaha what could I do for you doctor ha and this is my cousin Xiao

you doctor ha and this is my cousin Xiao

you doctor ha and this is my cousin Xiao Ling she's looking for a job can you use

Ling she's looking for a job can you use

Ling she's looking for a job can you use her as a servant here oh yes of course

her as a servant here oh yes of course

her as a servant here oh yes of course always looking for settlement you

always looking for settlement you

always looking for settlement you brought her just for the right time to

brought her just for the right time to

brought her just for the right time to [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] shelling say thank you to mr. Wang thank

shelling say thank you to mr. Wang thank

shelling say thank you to mr. Wang thank you sir if I don't know something will

you sir if I don't know something will

you sir if I don't know something will you tell me what's a sweet way you have

you tell me what's a sweet way you have

you tell me what's a sweet way you have with you who that and then I'll leave

with you who that and then I'll leave

with you who that and then I'll leave with you

again if it's fixed hey don't be shy

again if it's fixed hey don't be shy listen to me you find on a time boss and

listen to me you find on a time boss and

listen to me you find on a time boss and [Music]

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[Laughter]

[Laughter] [Music]

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[Music] existing master I my cousin can visit me

existing master I my cousin can visit me

existing master I my cousin can visit me here cousin

here cousin

here cousin oh you mean can a doctor come aha

because I got a disease you see it needs

because I got a disease you see it needs constant treatment and this is what kind

constant treatment and this is what kind

constant treatment and this is what kind of disease

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[Music] not a nice one I'll go to your quarters

not a nice one I'll go to your quarters

not a nice one I'll go to your quarters are arranged

are arranged

are arranged [Music]

you

you [Music]

big brother huh brother brother Chou hi

big brother huh brother brother Chou hi Big Brother let me introduce a friend of

Big Brother let me introduce a friend of

Big Brother let me introduce a friend of mine this is meant to cheat

mine this is meant to cheat

mine this is meant to cheat ah yo mr. tree mr. mouth what just

ah yo mr. tree mr. mouth what just

ah yo mr. tree mr. mouth what just notice he behind it Oh Big Brother I'll

notice he behind it Oh Big Brother I'll

notice he behind it Oh Big Brother I'll tell you all the details later gentlemen

tell you all the details later gentlemen

tell you all the details later gentlemen we've a lot ahead of us can I suggest we

we've a lot ahead of us can I suggest we

we've a lot ahead of us can I suggest we now work out our strategy together once

now work out our strategy together once

now work out our strategy together once the cooking is finished makes our

the cooking is finished makes our

the cooking is finished makes our kitchens nice and clean oh yes what

kitchens nice and clean oh yes what

kitchens nice and clean oh yes what hey mr. Wang hey young man why didn't

hey mr. Wang hey young man why didn't

hey mr. Wang hey young man why didn't old Liu come here himself it's getting

old Liu come here himself it's getting

old Liu come here himself it's getting far too late without farward we can't

far too late without farward we can't

far too late without farward we can't cook dinner tonight

cook dinner tonight

cook dinner tonight mr. Wang mr. Liu couldn't come because

mr. Wang mr. Liu couldn't come because

mr. Wang mr. Liu couldn't come because he's sick he asked me to help I told him

he's sick he asked me to help I told him

he's sick he asked me to help I told him I do what I cook but I had to finish my

I do what I cook but I had to finish my

I do what I cook but I had to finish my old work before I could bring it over ah

old work before I could bring it over ah

old work before I could bring it over ah all right all right all right

all right all right all right

all right all right all right you can rest here before going back why

you can rest here before going back why

you can rest here before going back why don't you join the kitchen staff for

don't you join the kitchen staff for

don't you join the kitchen staff for some supper ah look captain this fellow

some supper ah look captain this fellow

some supper ah look captain this fellow you yeah yeah yes but oh yeah thank you

[Music]

[Music] hey come on come on thank you

hey come on come on thank you

hey come on come on thank you [Music]

oh come on what where'd he go can't you

oh come on what where'd he go can't you sit here

[Music]

[Music] great I'm to blame it's all my fault sir

great I'm to blame it's all my fault sir

great I'm to blame it's all my fault sir oh hey two enterprising if you hadn't

oh hey two enterprising if you hadn't

oh hey two enterprising if you hadn't insisted on me sleeping in another room

insisted on me sleeping in another room

insisted on me sleeping in another room I would have been assassinated

I would have been assassinated

I would have been assassinated I'll see you're rewarded oh thank you

I'll see you're rewarded oh thank you

I'll see you're rewarded oh thank you one more thing that man died to save me

one more thing that man died to save me

one more thing that man died to save me take good care of his family

take good care of his family

take good care of his family I will

[Music]

[Music] you

you

you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] what happens when I mean I hear what you

what happens when I mean I hear what you

what happens when I mean I hear what you have to say we failed to I beg you

have to say we failed to I beg you

have to say we failed to I beg you master

master

master let us try one more time now go don't

let us try one more time now go don't

let us try one more time now go don't return till you killed the general and

return till you killed the general and

return till you killed the general and you stay

system.out we don't ride soon and about

system.out we don't ride soon and about an hour's time I reckon you should reach

an hour's time I reckon you should reach

an hour's time I reckon you should reach the house but we can't just go in

the house but we can't just go in

the house but we can't just go in dressed like this huh and why not

dressed like this huh and why not

dressed like this huh and why not alright alright let's get going just a

alright alright let's get going just a

alright alright let's get going just a mile just what were you suggesting I

mile just what were you suggesting I

mile just what were you suggesting I reckon there already be ninja at the

reckon there already be ninja at the

reckon there already be ninja at the house where no one up to notice mr.

house where no one up to notice mr.

house where no one up to notice mr. miles got a point if they see us we

miles got a point if they see us we

miles got a point if they see us we don't see them we'll be at a

don't see them we'll be at a

don't see them we'll be at a disadvantage right Susa fee on the other

disadvantage right Susa fee on the other

disadvantage right Susa fee on the other but we must disguise ourselves go

but we must disguise ourselves go

but we must disguise ourselves go separately and what precisely do a lien

separately and what precisely do a lien

separately and what precisely do a lien line we should do you can arrange did we

line we should do you can arrange did we

line we should do you can arrange did we get taken on a servants they won't be

get taken on a servants they won't be

get taken on a servants they won't be expecting that well we're betters not to

expecting that well we're betters not to

expecting that well we're betters not to worry I've thought of a plan

worry I've thought of a plan

worry I've thought of a plan [Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh I smells great and hey your stupid

oh I smells great and hey your stupid

oh I smells great and hey your stupid peasants you leave the food along it's

peasants you leave the food along it's

peasants you leave the food along it's not yours

Gary hey gum bring in some firewood for

Gary hey gum bring in some firewood for the oven

the oven

the oven yeah right away hey

yeah right away hey

yeah right away hey I clean up all this mess

uh-huh hey taking you so long

uh-huh hey taking you so long well er would

we can walk anywhere we want to in

we can walk anywhere we want to in daytime but at night it's well-guarded

daytime but at night it's well-guarded

daytime but at night it's well-guarded everyone ah Charlie this is our new

everyone ah Charlie this is our new

everyone ah Charlie this is our new house so do what he says he will be

house so do what he says he will be

house so do what he says he will be giving you your orders oh yes

giving you your orders oh yes

giving you your orders oh yes housekeeper hmm Charlie get on with your

housekeeper hmm Charlie get on with your

housekeeper hmm Charlie get on with your work

work

work [Music]

[Music]

[Music] back check these accounts when you find

back check these accounts when you find

back check these accounts when you find you have the time but I'm just going out

you have the time but I'm just going out

you have the time but I'm just going out now to buy a few things we need there's

now to buy a few things we need there's

now to buy a few things we need there's a walk along showering burger or just a

a walk along showering burger or just a

a walk along showering burger or just a few days uh-huh don't you get there if I

few days uh-huh don't you get there if I

few days uh-huh don't you get there if I were you

tada

tada Oh

how is everything going father I'm

how is everything going father I'm afraid to say I couldn't find the master

afraid to say I couldn't find the master

afraid to say I couldn't find the master of three arts please forgive me Oh

young men when did you start lying to me

young men when did you start lying to me Father

Father

Father the master sent is three students that

the master sent is three students that

the master sent is three students that they assisted on disguises I've hired

they assisted on disguises I've hired

they assisted on disguises I've hired them as servants so they can guard you

them as servants so they can guard you

them as servants so they can guard you secretly I'm sorry I gonna burn your

secretly I'm sorry I gonna burn your

secretly I'm sorry I gonna burn your hand

hand

hand let me take it in for you okay stupid

let me take it in for you okay stupid

let me take it in for you okay stupid fool why don't you look where you're

fool why don't you look where you're

fool why don't you look where you're going Oh

a boss boss you put your head back

a boss boss you put your head back [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

the others

the others [Music]

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[Applause] [Music]

proved to be no match for our job we're

proved to be no match for our job we're safe now

safe now

safe now cigar sidon calm down a man dangers over

cigar sidon calm down a man dangers over

cigar sidon calm down a man dangers over yes early this yeah men let's find out

mr. I brought you some tea Tralee thank

mr. I brought you some tea Tralee thank you for the kind talk most considerate

master I'm here to serve you as an

master I'm here to serve you as an honored guest you must be feeling tired

honored guest you must be feeling tired

honored guest you must be feeling tired after all the frost I'm only a servant

after all the frost I'm only a servant

after all the frost I'm only a servant girl I do know how to look after a man

girl I do know how to look after a man

girl I do know how to look after a man let me help you please drinking tea

let me help you please drinking tea

let me help you please drinking tea [Music]

Charlie tell me how old you are why I'm

Charlie tell me how old you are why I'm monkey oh you're married yeah

master your tea is getting quite cold

master your tea is getting quite cold I'd like to have a talk with you

after I've had the take while we talk

after I've had the take while we talk about cancer you're naughty drink it to

about cancer you're naughty drink it to

about cancer you're naughty drink it to you while it's hot so come on

there you're the SIP no you drink it's

there you're the SIP no you drink it's okay yeah what a waste of tea I'll clean

okay yeah what a waste of tea I'll clean

okay yeah what a waste of tea I'll clean it up

it up

it up hey Charlie I've got a present for you

they are like this little box for me

they are like this little box for me master I should intercept present

master I should intercept present

master I should intercept present however but if you really insist Kalin

however but if you really insist Kalin

however but if you really insist Kalin if you do what I tell you thank you

if you do what I tell you thank you

if you do what I tell you thank you thank you master

[Music]

[Music] a second crack my head got thrown in

a second crack my head got thrown in

a second crack my head got thrown in jail like gum fool

jail like gum fool

jail like gum fool [Applause]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

Masek

Masek don't worry go back and tell them I will

don't worry go back and tell them I will

don't worry go back and tell them I will be waiting for them and chose garden yes

be waiting for them and chose garden yes

be waiting for them and chose garden yes [Music]

[Music]

[Music] general

general

general they kidnapped yourself what do you

they kidnapped yourself what do you

they kidnapped yourself what do you think they're gonna do the general wants

think they're gonna do the general wants

think they're gonna do the general wants to destroy them all then in you know

to destroy them all then in you know

to destroy them all then in you know that well they want the general to stop

that well they want the general to stop

that well they want the general to stop I have my duty I am the general Sun or

I have my duty I am the general Sun or

I have my duty I am the general Sun or no Sun I can't change you have your

no Sun I can't change you have your

no Sun I can't change you have your Trudy general leave the rescue us let

Trudy general leave the rescue us let

Trudy general leave the rescue us let the three of us go and bring back your

the three of us go and bring back your

the three of us go and bring back your son oh I don't want you gentlemen to die

son oh I don't want you gentlemen to die

son oh I don't want you gentlemen to die a manger it too dangerous salat the

a manger it too dangerous salat the

a manger it too dangerous salat the ninja must have left a note

ninja must have left a note

ninja must have left a note they must demand a ransom you're right

they must demand a ransom you're right

they must demand a ransom you're right why don't we interrogate the prisoner

why don't we interrogate the prisoner

why don't we interrogate the prisoner right I'll bet a door

right I'll bet a door

right I'll bet a door [Music]

[Music]

[Music] sometimes yeah if you tell us the truth

sometimes yeah if you tell us the truth

sometimes yeah if you tell us the truth we'll let you live tell us who your

we'll let you live tell us who your

we'll let you live tell us who your master is shipping way where is he now

master is shipping way where is he now

master is shipping way where is he now shoes Cotton's will you take us there

shoes Cotton's will you take us there

shoes Cotton's will you take us there uh-huh

uh-huh

uh-huh champagne way has demanded a book in

champagne way has demanded a book in

champagne way has demanded a book in exchange for the Arts of ninja Donnell

exchange for the Arts of ninja Donnell

exchange for the Arts of ninja Donnell back in jail sir

big brother there's bound to be traps of

big brother there's bound to be traps of course there will did you notice how his

course there will did you notice how his

course there will did you notice how his bonds were tied it was tied differently

bonds were tied it was tied differently

bonds were tied it was tied differently from before it already escaped he must

from before it already escaped he must

from before it already escaped he must have met his master and that he was told

have met his master and that he was told

have met his master and that he was told to come back here Oh what do you think

to come back here Oh what do you think

to come back here Oh what do you think it means that is our message they

it means that is our message they

it means that is our message they kidnapped the young master to hold him

kidnapped the young master to hold him

kidnapped the young master to hold him as ransom for the ninja book but the

as ransom for the ninja book but the

as ransom for the ninja book but the real reason is to get us away from the

real reason is to get us away from the

real reason is to get us away from the journal scharping way knows he can't get

journal scharping way knows he can't get

journal scharping way knows he can't get near to the general while we're his

near to the general while we're his

near to the general while we're his bodyguards but if we're not there it

bodyguards but if we're not there it

bodyguards but if we're not there it double b'av well that's what he thinks

double b'av well that's what he thinks

double b'av well that's what he thinks we'll have to go to shoes God we have no

we'll have to go to shoes God we have no

we'll have to go to shoes God we have no choice we must stop

choice we must stop

choice we must stop [Music]

all right here yeah

all right here yeah [Music]

jumping wait you sent an invitation so

jumping wait you sent an invitation so here we are

here we are

here we are why don't you show yourself or are you

why don't you show yourself or are you

why don't you show yourself or are you afraid which one of you is shopping like

afraid which one of you is shopping like

afraid which one of you is shopping like neither of them here if you are able to

neither of them here if you are able to

neither of them here if you are able to get the both of us

get the both of us

get the both of us [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you see listen out

[Music]

[Music] so you're shipping weight right did you

so you're shipping weight right did you

so you're shipping weight right did you bring the book with you release mr. Shi

bring the book with you release mr. Shi

bring the book with you release mr. Shi first only then will I hand over the

first only then will I hand over the

first only then will I hand over the book to you not until I have the

book to you not until I have the

book to you not until I have the generals hide on the sphere in my hand

[Music]

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