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PREVIOUSLY ON "sMothered"...

CARLO WANTS ME TO THROW A HUGE PARTY, 150 PEOPLE.

MY SON, CROSS'S, FIRST COMMUNION IS COMING UP.

EXCEPT CARLO'S STICKING HIS NOSE IN OUR BUSINESS THIS TIME.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU'RE INVOLVED.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'REINVOLVED!

HE WANTS A PARTY? HE'LL GET HIS BIG [BLEEP] PARTY.

WOW! LOOK AT THIS!

IF CARLO'S FAMILY AND MY MOM AND I ARE ALL IN THE SAME ROOM,

IT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM.

WHAT?!

OH!

I REALLY WANT TO DO A GENDER-REVEAL PARTY.

I PROMISED JARED THAT WE WERE GONNA PLAN THIS GENDER REVEAL

OURSELVES.

WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS WHOLE THING?

"WHAT AM I DOING?"

YOU SOUND LIKE A KID.

WHAT IF SHE REALIZES THAT SHE DOESN'T NEED ME ANYMORE.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING STRESS TO THIS

GENDER REVEAL, THEN DON'T COME.

I AM GONNA BE THERE.

WE SHOULD GET SEXIER.

I'M A LITTLE WORRIED. WHAT ARE PEOPLE GONNA THINK?

DOES IT GET OUT TO HER DAD?

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HE'S STILL MARRIED.

SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, GIVE IT BACK?

YEAH.

I FEEL LIKE SHE'S ONLY THINKING ABOUT HERSELF.

I HAVE TO LIVE MY LIFE, TOO.

IT'S VERY DISHEARTENING THAT YOU'RE GONNA LET

A GUY COME INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP.

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-AND COMING UP... -AND COMING UP...

TA-DA!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THIS?

I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW THEM

HOW FAR WE WENT WITH THIS PHOTO SHOOT.

THAT [BLEEP] AIN'T COOL.

OH, I'VE SEEN YOUR EX-WIFE AND YOUR DAUGHTER'S ASS.

THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL.

TODAY'S THE GENDER REVEAL. REALLY, NOBODY KNOWS.

Grant: SO, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS THE GENDER OF THE BABY.

I THINK GRANT'S WORRIED THAT, YOU KNOW,

MY MOM'S GONNA BE UPSET AT HIM FOR KEEPING SUCH A SECRET.

YOU GUYS NEED TO START LOOKING AT YOURSELVES

AND THE PROBLEM THAT ARE HAPPENING HERE.

WE ARE NOT IN THE WRONG HERE.

WHY ARE YOU BLAMING US FOR THIS?

THOSE TWO ARE ALWAYS CAUSING PROBLEMS

AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE.

I NEVER HAVE A PROBLEM UNLESS YOUR FAMILY'S INVOLVED.

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME SOMETHING.

WHAT IS IT?

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JASON?

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THIS IS A COMMUNION. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FESTIVITY FOR YOUR SON.

WHAT ARE YOU, A [BLEEP] HOLY ROLLER ALL OF A SUDDEN?

YEAH. YEAH, I'M JUST SAYING...

MOM, CALM DOWN.

MY MOM AND I WERE CONCERNED THAT THERE COULD BE A PROBLEM

BETWEEN CARLO'S FAMILY AND MY FAMILY AT THIS PARTY,

AND OF COURSE, WE WERE RIGHT.

WE CAUGHT CARLO'S UNCLE JOE

TALKING ABOUT THE WAY WE WERE DRESSED.

-IT'S A COMMUNION. -THIS IS A PARTY.

-UNCLE JOE, CHILL. -I UNDERSTAND --

-YOU KNOW WHAT? [BLEEP] YOU. -OH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT -- [ SCOFFS ]

WHERE'S CARLO?

WITH ME, WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.

I DON'T INSULT ANYBODY.

I TELL IT LIKE IT IS.

-CARLO. -WHAT'S THE [BLEEP] PROBLEM?

WHY DON'T YOU STRAIGHTEN OUT YOUR UNCLE?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

'CAUSE HE'S [BLEEP] TALKING [BLEEP]. HONESTLY.

LISTEN, I WAS JUST MAKING A COMMENT ABOUT...

WHATEVER!

...THE WAY THEY'RE DRESSED IS -- NOT AT A COMMUNION.

OKAY, WELL, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GET THE [BLEEP] OUT.

-OKAY, ALRIGHT, I'LL GO. -OKAY.

-I'M LEAVING. -ALRIGHT.

-DIANE, LET'S GO. -GOODBYE.

WHEN KATHY AND CRISTINA ARE GETTING INVOLVED,

THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE DRAMA OF SOME SORT.

THOSE TWO ARE ALWAYS CAUSING PROBLEMS

AND GETTING INTO TROUBLE.

I'M DONE WITH THIS [BLEEP] WITH THIS FAMILY.

I UNDERSTAND, MOM. I MEAN --

THE WAY WE'RE DRESSED IS A [BLEEP] PROBLEM

WITH THESE PEOPLE?

I'M DONE WITH THIS [BLEEP].

PETTY [BLEEP] WITH THESE PEOPLE.

THEN YOU SHOULD MAKE IT CLEAR TO CARLO

BECAUSE I'M SICK OF IT, TOO.WHERE IS CARLO?

'CAUSE I'LL [BLEEP] TELL HIM. I'M DONE.

NO, I JUST GRABBED HIM, AND I SAID,

"STRAIGHTEN OUT YOUR UNCLE RIGHT NOW."

AUNTIE DIANE, I LOVE YOU, BUT YOUR HUSBAND'S OUT OF LINE.

-I'M LEAVING. -GOODBYE.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH WHAT I'M WEARING?

NOTHING.

IT'S NONE OF HIS [BLEEP] BUSINESS

BECAUSE HE DRESSES LIKE [BLEEP] JOE DORK.

[BLEEP]

WHAT THE [BLEEP]?

AT THE END OF THE DAY, I STAND BEHIND MY WIFE NO MATTER WHAT,

AND I HAVE TO STAND BEHIND KATHY'S BACK, TOO, YOU KNOW?

THAT IS MY WIFE'S MOTHER,

SO UNCLE JOE BETTER GET OVER IT

BECAUSE THAT'S WHO THEY ARE.

EITHER YOU DEAL WITH IT OR YOU DON'T.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

IF HE'S NOT ON OUR SIDE,

THEN NO ONE'S ON OUR [BLEEP] SIDE.

I GOT NEWS FOR YA.

ON CARLO'S SIDE, THAT'S FOR SURE.

I KNOW.

I'M DONE WITH THIS [BLEEP] I'M DONE WITH THIS [BLEEP]

FOR ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T LIKE OUR PARTIES CAN...

THEY SHOULDN'T COME....GET OUT. LEAVE.

FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE OUR PARTIES, THEY SHOULDN'T COME.

OUR PARTIES ARE AWESOME.DON'T COME...

DON'T LIKE THEM? GOODBYE.

...AND THEN PUT US DOWN. DON'T DO THAT.

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE...

-JUST DON'T COME. -...ON THE WAY OUT.

LET'S GO.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT US?

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE CAN NEVER GET THROUGH A PARTY

WITHOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENING.

Cristina: I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A TYPICAL BERTOLLI PARTY.

THERE'S ALWAYS SOME ARGUMENT, OR SOMETHING HAPPENS,

AND THEN THE PARTY ENDS ABRUPTLY.

WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE LEARNED OUR LESSON

BACK IN THE DAY...THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

...WITH HIM.

THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS?

OKAY. ALRIGHT. I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

YOU GUYS DO THIS [BLEEP] ALL THE TIME.

WE DO THIS [BLEEP] ALL THE TIME?

NO, WE DON'T DO THIS [BLEEP]

IT'S YOUR FAMILY THAT DOES IT.

I'VE HAD A MILLION PARTIES -- A MILLION PARTIES,

AND I NEVER HAVE THIS KIND OF PROBLEM.

NEVER. I NEVER HAVE A PROBLEM

UNLESS YOUR FAMILY'S INVOLVED.

YOU SHOULD HAVE PRETENDED LIKE YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT,

CAME OVER TO ME.

I WOULD HAVE GRABBED HIM AND TOOK CARE OF IT.

WE ARE NOT IN THE WRONG HERE.

WHY ARE YOU BLAMING US FOR THIS? WHY?

YOU WANT TO KEEP BLAMING EVERYBODY ELSE FOR THIS [BLEEP]

YOU GUYS NEED TO START LOOKING AT YOURSELVES

AND THE PROBLEM THAT ARE HAPPENING HERE?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MY PANTS?

I WAS TAUGHT TO WAIT TILL I GOT HOME TO TALK ABOUT PEOPLE,

NOT TALK ABOUT THEM RIGHT AT THEIR FRIGGIN' AFFAIR!

I'M LEAVING. YOU GUYS WANT TO COME?

COME. IF NOT, I'M OUT OF HERE.

I DON'T THINK KATHY AND CRISTINA REALIZE

HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DEFEND THEM,

AND IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT I REALLY ENJOY

BECAUSE I LOVE MY FAMILY AND I LOVE THEM.

AND I DON'T THINK THEY REALIZE HOW HARD THAT IS FOR ME.

-WHO TOOK THE KIDS HOME? -CARLY TOOK THE --

-YOUR DAUGHTER. -CARLY TOOK THE KIDS HOME.

[ SIGHS ]

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I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER,

THIS KIND OF STUFF BOILS UP AND HAPPENS,

BUT IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.

UNCLE JOE, OF ALL PEOPLE, TALKING ABOUT YOU AND ME.

I THINK WE'RE THE TWO NICEST PEOPLE TO HIM

IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY.

-IT'S NOT OUR FAULT. -IT IS NOT OUR FAULT.

HERE WE GO.

GOODBYE.

UH, CHILD LOCK. LET ME OUT.

I WILL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW, CRISTINA.

CALL ME WHEN YOU GET UP.

LOVE YOU, MOM.

GOODBYE. GOOD JOB.

THANK YOU.

BABY, REALLY?

REALLY. OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT NOW.

LET'S HEAR IT.

IS THAT NECESSARY?

NO, BUT WAS IT NECESSARY FOR IT TO HAPPEN TODAY

ON YOUR SON'S COMMUNION?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.

GOOD.

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EVER SINCE MY MOM MADE ME GIVE BACK

JASON'S PROMISE RING, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN MUCH TO HER.

I FEEL REALLY UPSET AND HURT

BECAUSE I REALLY DID WANT TO KEEP THAT RING.

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO WEAR THAT RIGHT NOW WITH HIM

STILL TAKING CARE OF THINGS IN HIS LIFE?

SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, GIVE IT BACK?

YEAH. HE'S STILL MARRIED.

[ SIGHS ]

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I HAVEN'T REALLY SEEN JASON, EITHER.

BUT I NEED TO TALK TO HIM NOW.

-JASON? -HI, HONEY. I'M OUT BACK.

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MY MOM DOES NOT KNOW I'M HERE.

SHE'D BE FURIOUS IF SHE KNEW I WAS HERE.

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HOW'S IT GOING?

DOING OKAY.

I'M HAPPY TO SEE ANGELICA AGAIN.

I THINK SHE WANTS TO SPEAK ABOUT HOW WE LEFT THAT NIGHT.

THERE'S MANY THINGS THAT NEED TO BE DISCUSSED.

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?

BUT I'M HAPPY TO SEE HER.

I'M JUST KIND OF UPSET.

I JUST REALLY WISH THAT MY MOM COULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY FOR US.

THAT WAS A SURPRISE.

I WAS REALLY EXCITED.

I HAD IT ALL SET UP. I WANTED TO SHOW YOU.

WHEN I WALKED OUT AND SAW THAT BEAUTIFUL SCENE

WITH THE BALLOONS AND THE FLOWERS,

THAT'S THE NICEST THING A GUY HAS EVER DONE FOR ME.

I'VE ONLY SEEN THAT, YOU KNOW, LIKE, IN MOVIES.

AND THEN WHEN I SAW YOU GIVE ME THAT RING,

I WAS JUST...

I WAS JUST SO HAPPY.

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AND THEN, OH, NOPE.

I WISH THAT SHE WOULD HAVE LET ME HAVE THAT MOMENT.

I WISH THAT SHE COULD HAVE JUST TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT LATER ON.

I JUST WISH THAT SHE COULD HAVE FELT THE EXCITEMENT

AND HAPPINESS I FELT AT THAT MOMENT.

BUT SHE DIDN'T.

IT'S DEFINITELY NOT HOW I SAW THE NIGHT ENDING.

AND I WANTED TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

AND THAT I'M TRYING.

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO DO THAT NIGHT.

I CAN SEE WHERE SHE'S COMING FROM,

BUT IF HE'S WILLING TO GIVE HER A KEY TO HIS HOUSE,

ASK MY MOM TO MOVE IN WITH HIM --

WITH BOTH OF US...

IF HE WAS REALLY TRYING TO STRING ME ALONG,

HE WOULDN'T GO THROUGH ALL THAT.

WOULD YOU HAVE KEPT THE RING IF SUNHE WASN'T THERE THAT NIGHT?

[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

YEAH.

THAT'S HOW I FEEL --

THAT IT WOULD HAVE TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY.

JUMP TO THE FUTURE.

EVERYTHING'S DONE. WE'RE...MARRIED.

THEN WHAT?

IS EVERY DECISION WE MAKE AS A COUPLE

GONNA BE INFLUENCED BY SUNHE?

MY GOAL IS TO MARRY YOU.

AM I REALLY MARRYING

YOU AND SUNHE?

USUALLY, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH.

MNH. I'M NOT TOO SURE.

AT FIRST, I THOUGHT SUNHE MAKING DECISIONS FOR ANGELICA

WAS KIND OF CUTE, BUT ON EVERY SINGLE ISSUE,

I FIND IT A LITTLE STRANGE.

I LOVE ANGELICA.

I'M WILLING TO OVERLOOK A LITTLE BIT.

I DON'T THINK FOREVER, BUT FOR AT LEAST A FEW YEARS.

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REMEMBER THIS?

[ CHUCKLES ] YES.

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I THINK THE RING IS BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S SURPRISING. [ CHUCKLES ]

IT COULD BE A LITTLE BIGGER. [ CHUCKLES ]

I JUST -- I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

AND THE FACT THAT HE GOT ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT

TO SHOW ME THAT HE DOES WANT TO COMMIT --

THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT HIM, I THINK,

AND HOW HE FEELS IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.

LET'S PUT IT BACK IN ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE.

WHERE?

WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?

WHERE ARE YOU GONNA WEAR IT?

OKAY.

I FEEL IT'S STRANGE THAT SHE WANTS TO WEAR IT

ON HER RIGHT HAND.

I FEEL THAT IT'S NOT HER DECISION.

I FEEL THAT SHE'S APPEASING HER MOTHER.

I FIND IT A LITTLE WEIRD, HAVING SUCH A NICE RING

ON THE WRONG FINGER.

THERE. SEE? IT'S PRETTY.

IT IS.

-MM-HMM. -A SPARKLE...

-MM-HMM. -...LIKE YOUR EYES.

CORNY.

A LITTLE BIT.

I THINK MY MOM WAS PRETTY FIRM

ABOUT ME GIVING THE RING BACK TO JASON,

AND SO FOR ME TO COME BACK AND HAVE THE RING ON,

I THINK THAT SHE'S GONNA BE VERY DISAPPOINTED.

AND THAT'S WHAT I'VE TRIED NOT TO DO MY ENTIRE LIFE

IS TO DISAPPOINT MY MOM.

MOM WON'T HAPPY ABOUT ME WEARING THE RING.

WORLD WAR III MAY BREAK OUT.

CHER, DO YOU WANT THE ROUND TRAYS?

CHER, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH THAT?

CHER, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PUT ON HERE?

DO YOU KNOW?

THAT'S FOR THE CUPCAKES, OBVIOUSLY.

OH, YEAH.

EVERYTHING SHE'S SAYING RIGHT NOW

IS MAKING ME EVEN MORE STRESSED THAN I REALLY NEED TO BE.

AND WHAT ABOUT ON THESE LITTLE THINGS?

-CUPCAKES! -CUPCAKES.

WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS?

THIS IS INSANE.

I CAN'T EVEN WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW.

SO Y'ALL DON'T CARE IF THAT AFFECTS ME?

-IT'S DONE. -LIKE, IF MY --

-EXCUSE ME. I'M TALKING. -OKAY, DON'T TAP ME.

-CALM DOWN, GIRL. -DON'T TAP ME.

CALM DOWN.

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Cher: SOMEONE'S IN THERE.

Dawn: CHER, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PUT ON HERE?

DO YOU KNOW?

THAT'S FOR THE CUPCAKES, OBVIOUSLY.

OH, YEAH.

AND WHAT ABOUT ON THESE LITTLE THINGS?

CUPCAKES, CUPCAKES, CUPCAKES.

EVERYTHING IS CUPCAKES.

TODAY IS THE GENDER-REVEAL PARTY, AND I'M SO EXCITED,

BUT WE HAVE TWO HOURS TO GET EVERYTHING READY.

I'M ALREADY STRESSED, BUT WE GOT TO GET IT DONE.

AND LUCKILY, I HAVE A TEAM OF FRIENDS

AND FAMILY HERE HELPING ME.

CHER, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH THAT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PUT ON THAT?

-CUPCAKES! -CUPCAKES.

YOU'LL HAVE MORE CUPCAKES.

THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE ROCKY WITH CHER. WE HAD AN ARGUMENT.

WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS WHOLE THING?

-IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU. -WHAT AM I DOING?

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.

IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING STRESS TO THIS

GENDER REVEAL, THEN DON'T COME.

I AM GONNA BE THERE.

EVEN THOUGH WE MADE UP,

I FEEL SHE STILL MIGHT BE A LITTLE UPSET WITH ME.

CHER, DOES THESE LOOK BAD, DO YOU THINK?

THIS ONE'S NOT THE BEST. IT'S OKAY.

IS THIS ONE OKAY?

I THINK THIS ONE'S OKAY.

CHER, DO YOU WANT THE ROUND TRAYS FOR COOKIES?

I THINK, LIKE, THESE ONES.

I'LL SH-- OH, HOW DID I DO IT AGAIN?

I TOOK PICTURES.

MAYBE HIGHER. KEEP IT A LITTLE HIGHER.

-OH, NOT TOO HIGH. -OKAY.

-BUT RAISE THEM. -BUT DADDY? DADDY?

-THAT'S PERFECT. -THAT LOOKS TILTED.

HI, THIS IS CHER. HOW ARE YOU?

THAT'S PERFECT.

I KNOW MY MOM IS JUST TRYING TO HELP.

CHER, YOU HAVE TO TELL US ALL WHAT TO DO.

MOM, I'M -- I'M BUSY.

BUT EVERYTHING SHE'S SAYING RIGHT NOW

IS MAKING ME EVEN MORE STRESSED THAN I REALLY NEED TO BE.

MAYBE THE CANDLE THING.

ONE ON 14th STREET.

WHEN YOU GET THERE, ASK FOR JOCELYN.

SHE KNOWS ALREADY.

MAYBE THOSE TRAYS FOR THEM.

OOH, THE COOKIES ARE GONNA GO.

I HAVE A QUESTION. CAN YOU CALM DOWN, PLEASE?

-YES. -I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING --

YOU'RE SERIOUSLY BEING TOO MUCH.

-'KAY. -OKAY? THANKS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH THESE BALLS?

I'M TAKING CARE OF THESE.

30 MINUTES TILL COUNTDOWN, TILL SHOW TIME.

♪♪

PRETTY DRESS, MOM.

THANK YOU. I'M TEAM PINK.

-TEAM PINK? -YES.

IT'S GONNA BE A GIRL.

[ CHUCKLES ] WE'LL SEE.

MY MOM DOESN'T KNOW THAT MY BROTHER, GRANT,

ALREADY KNOWS THE BABY'S GENDER.

HERE'S THE ENVELOPE.

OH, MY GOD. THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS.

YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY.

AND NOT US. YOU CAN'T TELL US.

YOU CAN'T SLIP AND SAY "HE" OR "SHE."

I NEEDED SOMEONE TO KNOW AHEAD OF TIME,

AND I TRUSTED HIM TO KEEP THE SECRET FROM ME.

HEY, CHER, LET ME TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE FOR A SECOND.

OKAY.

LOOK HOW PRETTY EVERYTHING TURNED OUT.

Grant: I KNOW. IT DID TURN OUT REALLY PRETTY.

SO, EVENTUALLY, MOMMY'S GONNA FIND OUT THAT I KNOW

BECAUSE I'M GONNA COME OUT IN A BABY COSTUME.

HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO ABOUT TELLING HER?

AFTER WE REVEAL THE BABY'S GENDER,

GRANT'S GONNA COME OUT AND SURPRISE EVERYBODY

IN EITHER A GIRL OR A BOY INFLATABLE BABY COSTUME.

JARED AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A CUTE WAY

TO CELEBRATE HAVING A BOY OR A GIRL,

BUT IT MEANT THAT GRANT HAD TO KNOW

THE BABY'S GENDER AHEAD OF TIME

SO THAT HE CAN GET THE RIGHT COSTUME.

I WANT HER TO BE SURPRISED JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS.

YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA HAVE, LIKE, A WEIRD REACTION

JUST BEFOREHAND?

LIKE, MAYBE WE SHOULD HER KNOW, LIKE, NOW, BEFORE --

YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?

MAYBE I SHOULD LET HER KNOW THAT I KNOW.

I DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA CARE.

IT'S A SURPRISE FOR EVERYBODY.

I'M JUST HOPING THAT MY MOM WILL BE SO EXCITED IN THE MOMENT

THAT SHE WON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT GRANT KNEW BEFORE HER.

SHE ALREADY KNOWS MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE

KNOW ABOUT OTHER THINGS,

SO I DON'T THINK NOW IS THE TIME TO TELL HER.

I DON'T KNOW, I THINK WHEN MY MOM IS TOLD OR FINDS OUT

THAT I KNEW AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW, I THINK SHE MIGHT BE HURT

THAT I WAS THE ONE -- THAT MY SISTER FELT

COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO TELL ME AND TO KEEP IT SECRET.

YOU JUST WANT HER TO FIND OUT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?

FIND OUT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

AND SEE HOW SHE FEELS?

EXACTLY.

OKAY.

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OH, LOOK AT YOU TWO, MATCHING AND STUFF.

-THAT'S WHAT WE DO. -I JUST NOTICED THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WE SEE Y'ALL WITH THEM LEATHER JACKETS ON.

RIGHT.

GET THEM ALL A LEMON CUSTARD CAKE.

-NO. -NO, WE DON'T WANT THAT.

ON ME.

OH, YOU -- LET'S DO THIS CHOCOLATE THING.

TONIGHT, WE'RE HAVING DINNER WITH CHANEL AND ADRIAN.

THEY DON'T KNOW THAT WE DID A SEXY PHOTO SHOOT.

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I JUST THINK IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US TO LET THEM KNOW

THAT WE'VE DONE THIS PHOTO SHOOT BEFORE THEY GET POSTED ONLINE.

BUT I AM SO NERVOUS AS TO HOW THEY'RE GONNA REACT.

SO, WHAT'S NEW? YEAH, WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU?

UM, ME AND MOM DID A PHOTO SHOOT.

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WAIT, SHOULDN'T WE WAIT FOR THE DESSERT FIRST?

WITH MARIAH'S SOCIAL MEDIA, I KIND OF SEE WHAT'S GOING ON,

SO WHEN I HEAR A "PHOTO SHOOT," I KNOW I'M NOT GONNA LIKE IT.

I ALREADY KNOW I'M NOT GONNA LIKE IT.

WHAT WAS THE THEME THAT YOU GUYS USED?

THE PHOTO SHOOT WAS A PHOTO SHOOT

THAT I WANTED TO DO FOR MOM...

-OKAY. -...THAT WOULD, LIKE,

BOOST HER CONFIDENCE AND SHOW THE WORLD

THAT WE EMBRACE OUR BODIES AND THAT WE ARE...CUTE.

SO, WHAT, YOU PUT HER IN SOME CLOTHES HERAGE,

OR YOU PUT HER IN SOME CLOTHES YOURAGE?

WE PUT HER IN SOME CLOTHES THAT WAS SEXY,

AND CLOTHES DON'T HAVE A AGE ON IT.

THERE WAS ONE PART, THOUGH, WHERE I WASN'T COMFORTABLE.

SO WHAT KIND OF PHOTO SHOOT WAS THIS THEN

FOR YOU TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE?

I ACTUALLY HAVE, LIKE, A LITTLE SAMPLE.

IT'S NOT EDITED OR ANYTHING.

-I GIFTED IT, SIS. -I'M SCARED.

WHY IS SHE SCARED FOR?

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

-LET ME SEE. -PUT IT BACK IN THERE.

-WAIT, LET ME SEE. -PUT IT BACK IN THERE.

-NO, SHOW DAD. SHOW DAD. -NO, I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW HIM.

LET ME SEE.

TA-DA!

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[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS?

WAIT, HOLD UP.

-THIS IS CUTE. -MOM DON'T EVEN LOOK

COMFORTABLE IN IT, PERIOD.

NAH, SHE LOOK -- SHE LOOK COMFORTABLE.

SHE SEEM UNCOMFORTABLE NOW THAT IT'S OUT.

WHY -- WHAT IS THIS FOR?

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THIS, THOUGH?

-BECAUSE, DAD -- -BUT WHAT ARE YOU --

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THIS?

WE'RE GONNA HANG IT UP IN THE HOUSE.

NOT IN MY HOUSE!

TELLING ADRIAN ABOUT THE PHOTO SHOOT

WAS ALREADY AN AWKWARD THING TO DO.

WHAT KIND OF FAMILY PORTRAIT IS THAT [BLEEP]?

I WISH MARIAH HADN'T GIVEN ME THAT PICTURE AS A GIFT

BECAUSE I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW THEM

HOW FAR WE WENT WITH THIS PHOTO SHOOT.

I JUST DON'T -- IT'S --

-I GUESS. -I DON'T THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK, "OKAY, WE GONNA TAKE PICTURES

WITH OUR ASS OUT?"

'CAUSE WE HAVE NICE, CURVACEOUS BODIES,

AND WE EMBRACE OUR BODIES, AND I WANTED HER TO FEEL SEXY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

THAT IS NOT CUTE.

AT LEAST I'M SHOWING YOU IT.

I COULD HAVE HAD YOU FIND OUT LATER...

-FIND OUT LATER HOW? -...ON YOUR OWN. ONLINE.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

SO Y'ALL DON'T CARE IF THAT AFFECTS ME?

-YEAH. -LIKE, IF MY FRIENDS SEE IT,

Y'ALL DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT?

WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS?

YOU KNOW ALL MY FRIENDS.

THEY SEE YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA.

LIKE, THAT'S FINE THAT IT'S JUST YOU, BUT NOW IT'S MOM, TOO.

PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY SAID SOME THINGS ABOUT WHAT MARIAH POSTS,

AND IT ALREADY STARTED TO AFFECT ME,

BUT JUST AS I WAS GETTING USED TO IT,

IT'S LIKE SOMETHING NEW IS POPPING UP.

YOU KNOW ALL MY FRIENDS FOLLOW YOU,

OR JUST KNOWING YOU'RE PLASTERED ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

TELL THEM TO GET OFF MY PAGE.

EVERYONE'S GONNA SEE IT REGARDLESS.

WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

THAT REALLY BROKE MY HEART THAT CHANEL WAS UPSET

ABOUT THE PHOTO SHOOT, SO I DON'T KNOW.

PART OF ME REGRETS DOING THE PHOTO SHOOT,

BUT WHEN MARIAH ASKS ME TO DO STUFF,

IT'S LIKE I'M HYPNOTIZED.

I DON'T THINK ABOUT THINGS UNTIL IT'S DONE.

SO, YOU CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA OR DID YOU COME UP WITH IT?

YES. I CAME UP WITH IT.

-HOW WOULD I COME UP WITH IT? -I CAME UP WITH IT.

I DON'T KNOW. YOU JUST CAME UP WITH THE DAMN STRIPPERS.

-I'M GOING ALONG WITH IT. -HOLD ON. HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

YOU CAME UP WITH THE STRIPPERS.

WHY ARE WE BRINGING UP STRIPPERS AND [BLEEP]?

HOLD ON.

AT THIS POINT, IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE JUST DOING TOO MUCH.

-IT'S DONE. -THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL.

EXCUSE ME. I'M TALKING.

OKAY, DON'T TAP ME.

-CALM DOWN, BRO. -DON'T TAP ME.

-CALM DOWN. -LET ME SEE THE PICTURE AGAIN.

NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE IT AGAIN.

LET ME SEE IT.

NO, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ART.

-NO, LET HIM SEE IT. -NO, LET ME SEE THE PICTURE.

-LET HIM SEE IT. -"I GET IT FROM MY MOM!"

LET ME SEE IT.

THIS IS INSANE.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WOULD DO THAT.

I CAN'T EVEN WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW.

HEY, YOU NEED TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

-LOOK AT IT WITH A DIFFERENT -- -PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

-[ LAUGHS ] -LET'S PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

-[BLEEP] ARE YOU DOING? -LET'S PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.

NOW IT'S A BETTER PICTURE. THERE YOU GO.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.

YOU KNOW YOU DON'T NEED TO BE WITH YOUR ASS OUT

IN NO PICTURES.

YOU GO THE WAY YOU WANT TO GO.

ARE YOU GOOD?

I MEAN, I'M-A HAVE TO BE. IT'S ALREADY DONE.

RIGHT. SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ALL THE BACK AND FORTH IS ABOUT.

IT'S DONE.

OKAY. KEEP SHOWING YOUR ASS.

Y'ALL THINK THAT'S COOL. THAT [BLEEP] AIN'T COOL.

"OH, I'VE SEEN YOUR EX-WIFE AND YOUR DAUGHTER'S ASS."

I'M READY TO GO.

YOU RIDING WITH ME?

-MM-HMM. -LET'S GO.

THIS IS HOW ALL MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS,

WHETHER THEY WANT TO ADMIT IT OR NOT, WANT TO BE.

WE'RE GROWING AS WE GO TOGETHER

AND HAVE ALL THE EXPERIENCES TOGETHER.

SHE'S 21 NOW.

I'M 21, TOO, RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH.

WHEN SHE WAS 4, I WAS 4.

I WAS ON MY KNEES PLAYING BARBIES.

WE'RE 21, SO DON'T BE MAD AT US.

WE'RE HAVING FUN TOGETHER.

WELL, WHAT'D YOU THINK HE WAS GONNA DO?

I DIDN'T CARE.

OKAY.

GRAB THE BAG.

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HOW DID GRANT KNOW TO BUY THAT COSTUME?

DID HE KNOW AHEAD OF TIME?

NO, THEY PROBABLY...

HOW DID HE GET THE COSTUME?

WHAT?

WHAT'S WRONG? SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT WITH YOU.

I'M FINE.WHY DO YOU LOOK SO TENSE?

I'M NOT TENSE.

KIND OF SCARED.

YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO TELL ME?

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Sunhe: ANGELICA.

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♪♪

HEY, CAN YOU HELP ME?

GOT SOMETHING STUCK RIGHT ON THE END.

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♪♪

WHERE YOU BEEN ALL DAY?

I WENT TO GO SEE JASON.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU'VE NEVER, NOT ONCE, JUST WALKED OUT

AND NOT TELL ME WHERE YOU WERE GOING OR TEXT ME,

CALL ME TO SAY, "HEY, MOM, I'M GOING TO SEE JASON."

I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO STOP ME.

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I THINK MY MOM IS GONNA BE SUPER DISAPPOINTED

THAT I KIND OF WENT BEHIND HER BACK

AND ACCEPTED JASON'S RING.

KIND OF SCARED.

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME SOMETHING.

WHAT IS IT?

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♪♪

SEEING THAT RING ON ANGELICA'S FINGER

MAKES ME FEEL DISGUSTED.

ANGELICA AND I WENT TO JASON'S HOUSE,

AND SHE WAS PREPARED TO BREAK UP WITH HIM.

WHEN I SAW JASON GIVE ANGELICA HER RING,

MY HOPE FOR HER TO STAND FIRM CAME TO A CRASH.

MY BIGGEST CONCERN IS NOW THAT SHE HAS ACCEPTED THAT RING,

THAT HE'S GONNA PROLONG THE DIVORCE

INSTEAD OF RUSHING IT.

WHAT'S THIS MEAN?

IT JUST MEANS THAT...

IT'S LIKE A PROMISE.

PROMISE FOR HIM TO DO WHATEVER HE'S GOING TO DO.

MM-HMM.

HE'S STILL MARRIED!

I KNOW.

HE'S GETTING A DIVORCE.

DID HE GIVE YOU A TIMELINE OF WHEN ALL THIS WILL BE DONE?

NO, NOT A TIMELINE,

BUT HE SAID IT'S GONNA BE SOON.

[ SIGHS ] WELL, THE THING --

HE'S BEEN SAYING THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS.

"SOON." THAT'S HIS FAVORITE WORD.

HE MOVED HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S STUFF OUT OF THE CLOSET.

THAT'S SOMETHING.

AND THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

FOR NOW.

GEEZ.

I DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S NOT ANNOYING YOU.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IF I'M HAPPY, THEN WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

YOU'RE HAPPY? SERIOUSLY?

YOU'RE HAPPY?

YEAH.

YOU'RE HAPPY WITH THE RESULTS

THAT HE'S GIVING YOU?

-SERIOUSLY? -FOR THE MOST PART, YEAH.

IT FEELS VERY ALIEN TO ME

TO NOT BE ABLE TO SEE EYE-TO-EYE WITH MY MOTHER

BECAUSE I HAVE MY ENTIRE LIFE,

BUT IT'S JUST REALLY OBVIOUS

THAT SHE'S NOT SUPPORTIVE OF THIS RELATIONSHIP.

DON'T BE MAD AT ME 'CAUSE I WANT THE BEST FOR YOU.

I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY FOR ME.

I WANT YOU HAPPY.

I LOVE SEEING YOU HAPPY.

IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.

YOU HAVING THE PROMISE RING

IS MAKING ME REALLY SICK TO MY STOMACH.

IT'S GIVING ME THESE WEIRD, UNHAPPY,

TIED-UP KNOTS IN MY STOMACH

BECAUSE I DON'T THINK

THAT IT'S GENUINE FROM JASON.

I WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU WOULD TAKE THE RING BACK TO HIM.

GIVE IT BACK TO YOU SOME OTHER TIME.

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YOU CAN WEAR IT LATER AFTER HE'S DONE EVERYTHING.

MNH-MNH.

I'M KEEPING THE RING.

I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS AT ALL.

AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

WELL, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT ME TO GIVE IT BACK,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO.

I'M NOT GONNA GIVE THE RING BACK.

WELL, I GUESS YOU MADE YOUR DECISION THEN.

I HOPE YOU'RE MAKING THE RIGHT ONE.

I'M NOT SURE WHERE IT'S GONNA GO FROM HERE.

I JUST DON'T WANT IT TO DESTROY

MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ANGELICA.

WELL, DO YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR HAIR?

♪ SOMETHING'S GONNA COME FULL CIRCLE ♪

THAT WOULD BE NICE.

♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ SOMETHING'S GONNA BREAK MY HEAD ♪

[ SIGHS ]

I BELIEVE THE BOND THAT ANGELICA AND I HAVE

IS WAY STRONGER THAN THE ONE THAT SHE HAS WITH JASON.

FOR NOW, I'M JUST GONNA BE PATIENT AND KEEP HER CLOSE.

♪ EVEN WHEN YOU'RE GONE, YOU'RE COMING HOME ♪

♪ HOME, HOME, HOME, HOME, HOME, HOME ♪

♪ OOH, OOH ♪

YOU GUYS ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE,

AND HERE YOU TWO ARE THROWING DRINKS.

I'M AFRAID IT MIGHT TURN INTO A BIGGER DEAL.

WHEN DOES IT STOP WITH THIS [BLEEP]?

IT'S NEVER GONNA STOP.

Dawn: I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW WHAT THE SEX OF THE BABY IS.

I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE BABY.

IT'S HARD TO TAKE.

EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS NOTHING'S CHANGING, IT IS CHANGING.

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-HEY. -HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Kathy: OH, FEELING A LITTLE OUT OF IT.

-YEAH? -AND I'M TIRED, I'M HUNGOVER,

I'M SICK, AND I WANT TO EAT COOKIES.

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THAT WAS A GOOD PARTY LAST NIGHT.

IT WAS FUN. IT WAS FUN.

ANY REPERCUSSION WITH JOE?

NO, I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING YET.

NOW THAT YOU THREW THE DRINK IN UNCLE JOE'S FACE,

YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA GO THROUGH THE FAMILY.

ONE PERSON'S GONNA CALL THE OTHER,

AND I'M AFRAID IT MIGHT TURN INTO A BIGGER DEAL.

HE AGGRAVATED ME.

THE ONLY PERSON I REALLY CARE ABOUT IS CARLO.

USUALLY IT'S ME WHO DOES SOMETHING.

I KNOW. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT TO SOMEBODY.

I KNOW CARLO KICKED HIM OUT,

SO I WONDER IF HE'LL CALL HIM TODAY OR WHAT.

IS HE HOME?

I KNOW. YEAH.

CARLO, COME HERE.

CARLO WAS MAD AT MY MOM AND I LAST NIGHT,

BUT I'M HOPING TODAY, HE WILL BE A LITTLE BIT MORE FORGIVING.

LISTEN, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU

FOR THROWING THAT DRINK AT YOUR UNCLE,

BUT, YOU KNOW, HE HAS A WAY OF GETTING UNDER MY SKIN SOMETIMES.

I DON'T KNOW. HE LEFT PISSED.

I DON'T KNOW.

WHEN DOES IT STOP WITH THIS [BLEEP]?

IT'S NEVER GONNA STOP.

EVERYONE IS THE WAY THEY ARE.

YOU GUYS ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE MISBEHAVING,

AND HERE YOU TWO ARE THROWING DRINKS --

THAT WAS THE MOST CONSERVATIVE

I'VE EVER BEEN DRESSED AT A PARTY.

I MEAN, I FELT LIKE I LOOKED LIKE THE HOLY MOTHER.

I KNOW, AS YOUR NIPS ARE SHOWING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEY WEREN'T SHOWING.

I GOT TO GO TO WORK, SO...

GET OUT.

-ADIOS. -GO.

-GOODBYE. -GOODBYE.

-ADIOS. -LOVE YOU.

PIZZA BOY.

IF UNCLE JOE CALLS OR TEXTS YOU, LET ME KNOW.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE SAD THING IS?

WE LOVE PLANNING THE PARTY AND SO MUCH FUN GETTING TO IT,

AND THEN IT'S OVER, AND IT'S LIKE, "UGH."

IT NEVER LASTS LONG ENOUGH.

IT LOOKED REALLY PRETTY.

WE HAVE FOURTH OF JULY COMING, AND THAT'S THE BIG BOOM.

OH, MY GOSH.

I KNOW.

I FEEL LIKE COMING UP,

MY MOM AND I WILL BE UP TO THE SAME THINGS THAT WE ALWAYS DO.

WE'RE GONNA BE THROWING BIG PARTIES,

WE'RE GONNA BE SMOTHERING THE [BLEEP] OUT OF CARLY,

AND, YOU KNOW, DOING WHAT WE DO AND HAVING A GOOD TIME DOING IT.

-GRANDMA. -WHAT?

SMELL MY FOOT.

NO, I DON'T WANT TO SMELL YOUR FOOT.

WHAT IS WITH YOUR KIDS?

THEY ALWAYS WANT ME TO SMELL THEIR FEET.

♪♪

HI! LOOK WHO'S HERE!

SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!

♪♪

HI, HOW'S IT GOING?

OH, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!

THANK YOU!

-OH, MY GOD! -THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!

HI! SO GOOD -- HI!

Cher: TODAY IS THE GENDER REVEAL PARTY.

PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO ARRIVE, AND THE PLACE LOOKS GORGEOUS.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

JARED AND I GOT THIS BIG BLACK BALLOON, AND WE'RE GONNA POP IT,

AND INSIDE, IT'S GONNA BE EITHER PICK OR BLUE CONFETTI

BASED ON IF IT'S A GIRL OR A BOY.

WE'RE ALSO PASSING OUT SOME CONFETTI POPPERS

AND THEN, JARED AND I ARE DOING THIS BABY MAMA DANCE.

I'VE BEEN DOING DANCES FROM MY BAT MITZVAH TO MY SWEET 16

AND NOW TO MY GENDER REVEAL.

SO THIS IS JUST SOMETHING THAT JARED AND I

DEVELOPED ALL ON OUR OWN.

AND WE'RE GONNA DO THE DANCE, AND GRANT'S GONNA COME OUT

IN THE BIG INFLATABLE BOY OR GIRL COSTUME.

Dawn: CHER HAD A SEALED ENVELOPE FROM THE DOCTOR.

EVERYONE'S GONNA KNOW AT THE SAME TIME.

-YOU'RE SO SMALL. -TINY.

OH. I'M ONLY 24 WEEKS.

-TINY. -IT'S A LOOSE...

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, A VERY LOOSE DRESS.

THERE'S A LOT OF MOVING PARTS TO THIS GENDER REVEAL,

AND I'M GETTING A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS.

LIKE, I HOPE WE CAN PULL THIS ALL OFF.

HUH?

OF COURSE I DID.

-EVERYTHING'S GOOD? -GREAT.

-IT'S PERFECT? -OH, SO GOOD.

-IT'S GOOD. -IT'S REALLY GOOD?

-IT'S GOOD, YEAH. -OKAY.

-DYING TO KNOW! -I KNOW!

REALLY, NOBODY KNOWS.

NOBODY. NOBODY.

ALRIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GO DO IT, I THINK.

RIGHT NOW IS A SPECIAL MOMENT.

WE'RE GONNA NEED EVERYONE TO GATHER.

WHEN CHER TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT,

SHE SHOWED ME HER PREGNANCY TEST,

AND I EVEN BROUGHT IT TO NEW YORK

BECAUSE TO ME, IT WAS VERY LUCKY.

IT WAS SUCH A SPECIAL MOMENT.

OH, MY GOD! THIS IS THE TEST?

OH, I LOVE IT.

I'M GONNA KEEP IT FOREVER.

EW. THAT'S SO GROSS. YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

EVEN THOUGH IT WAS JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO,

IT FEELS LIKE A REALLY LONG TIME.

EVERYONE SHOULD MOVE IN.

IT'S SO CROWDED THERE.

I FEEL LIKE THINGS ARE ALREADY CHANGING BETWEEN CHER AND I.

SHE DIDN'T LET ME KNOW THE GENDER OF THE BABY.

CHER AND I USED TO TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING,

AND THAT DOESN'T REALLY SEEM LIKE THE CASE ANYMORE.

AND IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY SAD THAT THINGS ARE CHANGING.

YOU GUYS, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU

SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

I FELT LIKE OUR WEDDING WOULD BE SO SPECIAL.

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS EVEN MORE,

AND TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO CAME IN FROM ALL OVER,

AND WE'RE SO THANKFUL TO SHARE IN THIS.

WE HAVE NO IDEA IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL,

AND WHATEVER IT IS, WE'RE GONNA BE SO HAPPY,

BUT WE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO KNOW!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IN TRUE DOCTOR FASHION,

I'M GOING TO USE MY SYRINGE AND ASPIRATE THE BALLOON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

-ARE YOU READY? -NO!

LET ME BREATHE A SECOND.

3, 2, 1.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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♪♪

[ LAUGHTER ]

-ARE YOU READY? -NO!

LET ME BREATHE A SECOND.

Cher: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO FIND OUT

THE GENDER OF OUR BABY.

IT'S FINALLY GOING TO BE REVEALED,

AND I AM SO EXCITED.

I JUST CAN'T WAIT.

3, 2, 1.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

-WE'RE HAVING A GIRL! -BABY GIRL.

THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF MATCHING OUTFITS TO BUY.

THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE SO HAPPY.

IT'S A GIRL! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

AAH! IT'S A GIRL!

I WANT US TO BE LIKE THE THREE MUSKETEERS AND THE TRIPLETS,

AND I HAVE ALL THESE PLANS OF HOW WE'RE GONNA DRESS.

AND HAVING MY GRANDDAUGHTER ALSO BY MY SIDE,

LIKE MY SECOND DAUGHTER.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

OH, MY GOD!

OH, THAT'S SO COOL!

WITH THE WHOLE COMMOTION, I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF MY MOM REALIZED

THAT I KNEW THE WHOLE TIME WHAT THE GENDER WAS.

MY MOM PROBABLY THINKS I HAVE TWO COSTUMES,

AND THE WHOLE TIME I REALLY JUST HAD ONE AND KNEW ALL ALONG.

SO, WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW DOESN'T HURT HER.

IT'S HOT.

IT LOOKS HOT.

HOW DID GRANT KNOW TO BUY THAT COSTUME?

DID HE KNOW AHEAD OF TIME.

NO, THEY PROBABLY...

HOW DID HE GET THE COSTUME?

WHAT?

GRANT KNEW.

GRANT DIDN'T KNOW.

GRANT KNEW.

-OH, IS THAT RIGHT? -GRANT KNEW.

-DID GRANT KNOW? -DID YOU KNOW?

-GRANT KNEW. -DID YOU KNOW?

NO, I DIDN'T KNOW.

WOW. SHOCKED.

AT ONE TIME, CHER WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO NOT TELL ME THAT SHE,

YOU KNOW, TOLD GRANT SOMETHING AND DIDN'T TELL ME,

BUT I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW WHAT THE SEX OF THE BABY IS.

I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE BABY.

IT'S HARD TO TAKE.

SO, EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS NOTHING'S CHANGING,

IT IS CHANGING.

♪ DROP IT DOWN, DROP IT DOWN, DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DROP IT DOWN, DROP IT DOWN, DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DROP DROP ♪

♪ DROP IT DOWN, DROP IT DOWN, DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DO THE BABY MAMA WHEN I STEP OUT ON THE FLOOR ♪

♪ ONE MONTH, TWO MONTH, THREE MONTH, FOUR ♪

♪ HIT THE BABY MAMA WHEN I'M STEPPING THROUGH THE DOOR ♪

♪ YEAH, I'M PREGNANT, BUT I GOT AN ILL FLOW ♪

♪ TRYNA MAKE SOME MONEY, BUY SOME HUGGIES FROM THE STORE ♪

♪ S TO THE T-A DOUBLE-R-K TO THE E-I-S-H-A ♪

♪ AND I DON'T PLAY, DO IT MY WAY ♪

♪ PREGGO, BUT I'M STILL DOIN' MOVES LIKE BEYONCé ♪

♪ YEAH, I SAID I'M PREGNANT, PREGNANT ♪

♪ GET THE CHILD SUPPORT AND PAY MY RENT, PAY MY RENT ♪

Cher: SINCE THIS IS A BABY MAMA DANCE, AND MY MOM IS MY MAMA,

WE WANTED TO INCLUDE HER BECAUSE WE WANTED IT TO,

YOU KNOW, SOMETHING FOR HER TO FEEL A PART OF.

Dawn: IT WAS REALLY SPECIAL THAT SHE DID INCLUDE ME,

AND I WAS REALLY VERY HONORED THAT SHE DID.

♪ DROP IT DOWN, DROP IT DOWN, DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DROP IT DOWN, DROP IT DOWN, DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DROP IT DOWN, DROP IT DOWN, DOWN LOW ♪

♪ DO THE BABY MAMA WHEN I STEP OUT ON THE FLOOR ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YOU CAN'T FEEL LEFT OUT ANYMORE

'CAUSE NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER GIRL.

YES.

SO NOW INSTEAD OF TWINS, WE'LL BE TRIPLETS.

YES, DEFINITELY!

LOVE YOU. I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.

I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.

GOOD JOB.

I'M GONNA BE COMING TO YOU ALL THE TIME,

ASKING QUESTIONS,

BECAUSE I ONLY HOPE THAT I CAN BE

AS GOOD OF A MOM TO MY CHILD

AS YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN TO ME.

SO I'M GONNA BE CALLING YOU A LOT MORE NOW, I THINK.

AND INSTEAD OF IT BEING THE TWO OF US,

IT'S GONNA BE THE THREE OF US.

THE THREE MUSKETEERS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M GONNA GET CLOTHES FOR ALL OF US.

OH, MY GOSH. HERE WE GO.

YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE A DESIGN FOR ALL THREE OF US.

-HERE WE GO. -#TRIPLETS.

THIS IS A...

GOOD JOB.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

GOOD MORNING.

MORNING.

♪♪

♪♪

I'M GONNA GO

AND RUN A BATH FOR MYSELF AND GET READY.

♪♪

OKAY.

OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN VERY STRAINED

SINCE ANGELICA AND I WENT TO JASON'S HOUSE.

AND I'M FEELING THE DISTANCE.

♪♪

ALRIGHT.

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♪♪

♪♪

NOW THAT I'VE DECIDED TO KEEP JASON'S RING,

I JUST SEE OUR RELATIONSHIP GROWING

AND JUST GETTING BETTER DAY BY DAY.

I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

I'M NOT GONNA CHANGE MY MIND.

♪♪

I BELIEVE ANGELICA IS VERY UPSET WITH ME,

EVEN EXTREMELY ANGRY WITH ME,

BUT I HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR HER.

THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.

♪♪

♪♪

I KNOW THAT MY MOM JUST WANTS ME FOR HERSELF.

I THINK THAT SHE'LL TELL ME WHAT SHE WANTS

RATHER THAN WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME.

♪♪

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[ ENGINE STARTS ]

♪♪

♪ DIVIDED DEVOTIONS ♪

♪ OOH ♪

JASON HAS PROVED THAT HE LOVES ME,

AND I THINK I AM READY TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO TAKE MY MOM'S ADVICE.

I KIND OF WANT TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR MYSELF

AND DO WHAT'S BEST FOR ME.

♪ OOH, OOH-OOH, OOH ♪

♪ DIVIDED DEVOTIONS ♪

♪ CAUGHT IN THE CROSS FADE OF EMOTION ♪

♪♪