All language subtitles for sMothered.S01E03.Our.Own.Little.World.WEBRip.x264-ION10

Announcer: PREVIOUSLY ON
"sMOTHERED"...

NOBODY LIKES YOU GUYS.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE
YOU CAN'T BE PART OF THIS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M DYING TO BE HANGING OUT
WITH MY MOTHER ALL DAY.

SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
YEP.

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO.

I THINK WE SHOULD USE
THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY

AS MORE OF A THING
FOR CARLY.

I DON'T WANT TO BE SET UP,
ESPECIALLY BY YOU TWO.

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE
A BABY NOW!

Both:
WE'RE PREGNANT!

[ CHEERING ]

IT'S SUCH A SPECIAL TIME
IN OUR LIVES.

I HAVE A FEELING YOU'RE GONNA
BE THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

WHETHER YOU
WANT IT OR NOT!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ CHEERING ]

Sandra: VEGAS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I AM THE GREATEST MOTHER.

THIS IS, LIKE, UNREAL.

IT'S SUPER FULL,
AND I CANNOT EVEN TALK.

Angelica:
IT'S BEEN KIND OF TENSE

SINCE JASON ASKED ME
TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

HE BOOKED US
A FIVE-DAY BAHAMAS CRUISE.

I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM
IN THE THROAT.

Announcer:
AND COMING UP...

Cristina: ARE YOU EXCITED
TO MEET CARLY?

OH, YEAH.

Kathy: SINCE CARLY
ISN'T COMING DOWN,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO
ALL THE WORK FOR HER.

Cristina:
IF YOU MET THE RIGHT GIRL,
WOULD YOU WANT TO SETTLE DOWN?

-YEAH, WHY NOT?
-DOES CARLY KNOW
ABOUT THIS PLAN?

YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW
THOSE TWO WACK JOBS ARE.

THIS PARTY'S SUPPOSED
TO BE ABOUT ME.

I CAN'T WAIT TO COME.
I'M GONNA BOOK IT TODAY.

I'M TELLING DADDY,
"I'M OFF. BYE."

I DON'T THINK HER STAYING
WITH US FOR NINE MONTHS

IS PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.

WE'RE GONNA BE
EXTREMELY BUSY.

Sunhe: I LOVE MY DAUGHTER
WAY TOO MUCH

TO JUST STAND BY
AND WATCH THIS HAPPEN.

HELLO.

Man: WE'RE GONNA CROWN
THE QUEEN.

I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU
NOT TO BRING ME UP THERE.

OKAY, SO, IT HAPPENED.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

NOTHING. I JUST DON'T EVEN
WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

OKAY, GOOD.
BYE.

BYE!

I DO FEEL LIKE MY MOM
RUINED MY 21st BIRTHDAY.

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♪♪

TONIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A
ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DAY DINNER

WITH MY MOM,
MY BOYFRIEND, JASON,

AND HER FIANCé, BRETT.
AND NOW, IT'S A DISASTER.

JASON SURPRISED ME WITH
A CRUISE FOR JUST US TWO,

AND MY MOM
IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

YOU JUST GOT HER THIS
AMAZING VALENTINE'S PRESENT.

HOW ARE YOU WANTING TO
DO ALL THESE THINGS

WITHOUT TAKING CARE OF
YOUR OTHER STUFF FIRST?

THIS IS TO SHOW MY LOVE.

JASON HAS RUINED
OUR VALENTINE'S DINNER

BECAUSE HE KEEPS
EXCLUDING ME.

AM I INCLUDED IN THIS DECISION
TO MOVE IN TOGETHER, OR...?

JUST ANGELICA
TO COME MOVE IN.

FIRST, HE'S ASKING HER
TO MOVE IN WITH HIM,

AND NOW, HE PRESENTS HER WITH
THIS CRUISE WITHOUT ME.

IF HE WANTS TO START A WAR,
HE'S GOT THE WRONG WOMAN.

THIS CRUISE,
HER AND I ARE TOGETHER --

WELL, SHOW HER YOU LOVE HER
BY GETTING RID OF THE SITUATION.

THIS CONVERSATION
IS GETTING A LITTLE OLD.

EVERY TIME I SEE HER,
I'M LECTURED.

I LOVE SUNHE, AND I RESPECT HER,
BUT TRYING TO GET A DIVORCE

AND ALSO GET RID OF ALL
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS

THIS QUICK
IS A LITTLE UNREASONABLE.

THESE THINGS TAKE TIME.

IF I COULD SNAP MY FINGERS,
AND IT'S DONE,

I WOULD LOVE THAT.
BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

Sunhe:
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU --
NOT ONE BIT.

♪♪

YOU'RE BEING TOO EASY
ON HIM.

MAYBE GIVE HIM A LITTLE BIT MORE
TIME, AND THEN, REVISIT THIS.

I THINK HE GETS THE POINT.

DON'T MAKE ME LOOK LIKE
THE BAD GUY HERE,

BECAUSE I'M NOT THE BAD GUY
HERE, AT ALL.

I'M JUST THIRD PARTY
LOOKING INTO SOMETHING.

I'M HOPING THAT EVERYTHING
THAT HE NEEDS TO DO

TO MAKE THESE PROBLEMS
GO AWAY,

HE JUST GETS IT DONE.
AND WHATEVER SUPPORT HE NEEDS,

IF HE NEEDS ME TO
BE THERE WITH HIM,

I'LL DO WHAT HE WANTS.
AND I WANT TO BE THERE FOR HIM.

IF ALL OF HIS BAGGAGE
WAS TAKEN CARE OF,

I WOULD MOVE IN SO QUICK.

WELL, ALONG THOSE LINES,
YOU TWO MOVING IN TOGETHER

MIGHT BE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY,

A GOOD TIME FOR HER
TO COME TO OMAHA

TO START OUR THING...

AS WELL.

♪♪

I MEAN, I DON'T THINK
SHE SHOULD GO.

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

YOUR JOINTS HURT
WHEN YOU'RE OVER THERE.

YOU KNOW,
IT'S COLD FOR YOU.

SHE LIKES HER JOB.

I'M HERE.

I REALLY LIKE HER HERE.

I ENJOY HER BEING
RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME.

AND IF SHE'S IN OMAHA,
WE'RE GONNA SEE

EACH OTHER EVERY FEW MONTHS.
AND I DON'T REALLY LIKE THAT.

Jason:
AT THE SAME TOKEN, THOUGH,

YOU DO WANT TO BE WITH YOUR MAN,
TOO, RIGHT?

-I DO.
-BECAUSE IF I HAD

THE LONG-DISTANCE THING,
I WOULDN'T LIKE IT.

SHH!

WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THEM.

IF SUNHE DOES MOVE TO OMAHA
WITH HER FIANCé,

I FEEL ANGELICA AND I
CAN BLOOM.

IF SUNHE STAYS, I'M NOT SURE
WE'LL EVER ESCAPE HER SHADOW.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT
THAT, JASON.

♪♪

-WHERE ARE WE HEADED TO?
-UM..

WE'RE GONNA GO TO
THIS, LIKE,

CHIPPENDALES-TYPE
BLACK MAGIC SHOW.

IT WAS MY MOM'S IDEA.

Woman: SHE'S GONNA COME TO
THE CLUB WITH US?

SHE'S COMING?

♪♪

WE ARE IN VEGAS
FOR MY 21st BIRTHDAY,

AND I'M CELEBRATING
WITH MY FRIENDS

AND, OF COURSE,
MY MOM.

FIRST, I SURPRISED HER
WITH LIP INJECTIONS.

Man: ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO.
RELAX.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL RESULT.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

AN NOW, WE'RE GOING TO
THE "BLACK MAGIC LIVE" SHOW,

WHICH IS AN ALL-MALE
STRIP SHOW.

YES. BUT I TOLD HER
ABSOLUTELY NO LAP DANCES.

THERE WILL BE NO LAP DANCES.
I PROMISE.

MY DAD WAS VERY MAD
BEFORE WE LEFT FOR VEGAS.

HE THINKS THAT,
"OH, MOTHER AND DAUGHTER

SHOULDN'T PARTY TOGETHER."

SHE'S 21.
WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU
FOR GUIDANCE.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU TO SAY,
"OH, THIS IS TOO MUCH."

THIS ISN'T WHAT
SHOULD BE PROJECTED

FOR A MOM AND A DAUGHTER.

BUT I HONESTLY DON'T CARE
WHAT ANYONE THINKS.

I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE WITH THIS
LITTLE HOTTIE RIGHT HERE.

AWW, YOU'RE SO SWEET.

BLACK MAGIC TIME.

BLACK MAGIC!

♪ TO THE CLUB,
I FEEL LIKE DANCING ♪

♪ FEEL LIKE DANCING ♪

BIRTHDAY!
BIRTHDAY!

♪♪

I FELT LIKE IT WAS A LITTLE BIT
WEIRD WITH MARIAH'S MOM THERE.

I WOULD NEVER DO THIS
WITH MY MOM.

YEAH, I WOULD NEVER WANT TO
DO THIS WITH MY MOM.

OKAY.

I THINK, WHEN YOU SAY YOU DON'T
WANT TO GO UP ON STAGE,

I THINK THAT, I MEAN,
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.

I MEAN, I WOULD SAY
THE SAME THING.

BUT DO I REALLY WANT
TO GO UP ON STAGE?

YEAH.

Woman: ARE WE READY
FOR SOME CHOCOLATE?

[ CHEERING ]

MAKE SOME NOISE.

[ CHEERING ]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

-OH, HELL --
-WHOA!

IT'S KIND OF RAUNCHY.

I KNOW THAT'S
WHAT VEGAS IS ABOUT,

BUT I'M NOT REALLY INTO IT.

I WOULD HAVE RATHER JUST WENT
TO A REGULAR CLUB.

♪♪

THIS IS A 21st BIRTHDAY
FOR MY BEST FRIEND'S DAUGHTER?

IT'S GROSS.

I WOULD NEVER, EVER DO THAT
WITH MY KIDS.

Man: HOW'S MY BEAUTIFUL QUEENS
DOING TONIGHT?

OH!

WHO IS TONIGHT ABOUT,
MARIAH OR SANDRA?

WHOSE 21st BIRTHDAY?

IT'S ABOUT SANDRA.

[ CHEERING ]

-OH, NO.
-WHA?

WE'RE GONNA
HAVE YOU COME UP.

[ MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY ]

Sandra:
WHAT'S GOING ON?

THE GREAT THING ABOUT
THIS DANCE IS,

SHE DOESN'T GET A DANCE
BY ONE DANCER OR TWO OR THREE.

ALL THE BLACK MAGIC LIVE DANCERS
THAT ARE HERE TONIGHT!

FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS,
WE'RE GONNA CROWN THE QUEEN.

WHOO!

[ LAUGHS ]

HERE WE GO!

♪♪

I WOULD LOVE TO BE MARIAH
RIGHT NOW.

I MEAN, IF I WAS ON STAGE,
IT WOULD BE JUST ANOTHER SHOW.

Whitney:
THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD
BIRTHDAY I'VE EVER BEEN TO.

I WOULD DEFINITELY PUT IT
AT THE TOP OF MY LIST,

WITH THE MOM AND...

WELL, MAINLY,
WITH THE MOM.

Man:
LET'S HEAR IT FOR MARIAH!

BEING ONSTAGE
WAS EMBARRASSING.

Mariah: ALL THE WOMEN
WERE LOOKING AT ME,

AND I KNOW THEY WERE LIKE, "WHY
ISN'T SHE HAVING A GOOD TIME?"

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

BUT IT'S JUST SOMETHING
I DIDN'T WANT TO DO.

I WAS SO COLD!

-DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME?
-NO.

Mariah:
WHY DID YOU FEEL IT WAS OKAY TO
HAVE THEM PULL ME UP ON STAGE,

EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW --
I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT'S YOUR 21st BIRTHDAY!

I WAS EMBARRASSED.
I WAS IRRITATED.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YEAH, I'M DEAD-ASS SERIOUS.

THIS IS, LIKE,
WHAT PEOPLE DO IN VEGAS.

YOU'RE 21.

I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU
NOT TO BRING ME UP THERE.

I TOLD YOU THIS.

OH, MY GOD.AND YOU STILL DID IT.

SO YOU DIDN'T HAVE FUN
AT ALL?

NO.OH, MY GOD.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I TOLD MARIAH, "IF YOU WANTED
TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY ALONE

WITH YOUR FRIENDS, YOU'RE 21,
DO WHAT YOU WANT."

BUT SHE'S THE ONE THAT INSISTED
TO HAVE HER MOTHER --

"NO, MOM. I WANT YOU TO COME,
AND SURPRISE ME WITH THINGS."

AND THIS AND THAT. AND THEN,
SHE WASN'T ENJOYING THE SHOW.

SHE DOESN'T LIKE, I GUESS,
GUYS DANCING IN HER FACE.

YOU JUST DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME,
AND JUST WANTED TO DO

WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO
AND JUST --

YOU'RE ONLY 21 ONCE.

I KNOW, BUT I DIDN'T WANT THEM
GRINDING ON ME,

AND GETTING ME
ALL OILY AND WET.

I DON'T WANT THAT.

I DIDN'T WANT THAT,
AT ALL.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST
THE WORST MOTHER EVER.

AND NOW,
I'M EMBARRASSED.

OKAY, SO, IT HAPPENED.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

NOTHING. I JUST DON'T EVEN
WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

OKAY, GOOD.
BYE!

I'M TIRED OF BEING
UNAPPRECIATED.

TONIGHT ISN'T ENDING THE BEST
BECAUSE I DO FEEL LIKE

MY MOM RUINED
MY 21st BIRTHDAY.

I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

SANDY!

-HMM?
-WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU'RE AGAINST ME.
EVERYBODY'S AGAINST ME.

I'M JUST -- NO!

EVERYBODY'S [BLEEP] AGAINST ME,
AND I'M [BLEEP] TIRED OF IT.

EVERYTHING THAT I DO
IS [BLEEP] WRONG!

I'M NOT AGAINST YOU.I'M JUST TIRED OF IT.

YOU'VE BEEN AGAINST ME
THE WHOLE TIME!

HOW?OH, MY GOD.

FROM GETTING
LIP INJECTIONS?

FROM ANYTHING THAT I DO.
I'M [BLEEP]

JUST [BLEEP]
TIRED OF IT.

LISTEN.I'M JUST TIRED.

I'M DONE. I'M DONE.OKAY. LISTEN.

I'M JUST TIRED OF IT.

SANDRA, RIGHT NOW,
IS NOT OKAY.

SHE IS A LITTLE
INTOXICATED.

LISTEN.WHAT?

I LOVE YOU.LOVE YOU, TOO.

NO, OKAY.
I'M NOT AGAINST YOU.

NO, I'M JUST SAYING 'CAUSE --
YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!

IT'S LIKE, IF I AGREE WITH HER,
SHE'S GREAT.

IF I DON'T, I DON'T.

AND THEN, HER DAD,
AND I'M [BLEEP]

JUST TIRED
OF EVERYBODY!

SHE'S FINE.

AND WE'LL GO OUT,
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T CARE.

I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT
TO EVEN TALK TO ANYBODY.

I'M JUST GONNA
UBER BACK.

SANDY!

♪♪

♪♪

-ALRIGHT.
-MY FAVORITE PLACE.

Cher:
SO DELICIOUS.

ALL I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE
REST OF THE NIGHT WAS THE BABY.

I'M, LIKE,
SO, SO EXCITED.

I CAN'T --
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I FELT LIKE
I'M IN A DREAM.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
CHER IS HAVING A BABY.

I'M SO EXCITED.

ARE YOU PREGNANT?

OH, MY GOD!
ARE YOU REALLY PREGNANT?

CHER AND JARED ARE LEAVING
TO GO TO NEW YORK CITY TOMORROW,

AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT WE TALK ABOUT

EVERYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE
FOR THE BABY.

I'D LIKE TO COME SOON, BECAUSE
I REALLY WANT TO MAKE SURE

THAT THE DOCTOR IS
THE RIGHT DOCTOR YOU CHOSE.

Cher:
I THINK YOU'LL LIKE HIM.

WELL, CHER'S ALREADY MET
WITH A COUPLE OF DOCTORS,

AND SHE PICKED HIM.

BUT I'LL FEEL GOOD
IF I MEET HIM,

AND FEEL THAT FEELING
THAT YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.

LUCKILY, IF WORSE COMES TO
WORSE, JARED DID TAKE O.B.

SO HE DOES KNOW
HOW TO DELIVER A BABY.

CHER AND JARED
THINK THE DELIVERY

IS GONNA GO VERY SMOOTHLY,
AND THAT'S IT.

BUT IT DOESN'T ALWAYS
GO AS PLANNED.

I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE.

WHEN IT COMES TO BABIES, YOU
HAVE TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

DADDY DELIVERED GRANT
IN THE CAR.

THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.

THE WATER BURSTED,
AND WE'RE WAITING.

AND THEN,
WE GOT IN THE CAR,

AND HE'S DRIVING
AS FAST AS HE COULD.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
HE FEELS THE CROWN OF THE HEAD,

AND HE GOES,
"DON'T PUSH! DON'T PUSH!"

AND ONE CONTRACTION, I SAID,
"THE HEAD IS BETWEEN MY LEGS!"

OH, MY GOSH.

SO, WE HAD TO PULL OVER
ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

I HAD ONE LEG IN THE CAR,

ONE LEG OUT OF THE CAR,
IN THE FRONT SEAT.

-OH, MY GOSH.
-AND THERE WAS THE HEAD.

AND HE HAD TO WIGGLE
THE BABY OUT.

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?

HE BIT THE CORD.

THAT WAS AN
UNBELIEVABLE STORY.

Jared:
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.

THAT IS CRAZY.

SO I HOPE THAT
DOESN'T HAPPEN TO YOU.

WOULD YOU DO THAT?

IF I HAD TO.

BUT YOU WOULD LIKE OUR DOCTOR
THAT WE HAVE.

WHAT HAPPENS
IF HE'S ON VACATION?

I MEAN, YOU'RE DUE AROUND
JULY 4th WEEKEND.

HE SAID HE'LL ALWAYS
BE THERE.

YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT HE IS GONNA BE AROUND

THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND.

IT'S NOT, LIKE,
JUST ANY TIME.

WELL, HE SAID THE FIRST ONE'S
ALWAYS LATE, UP TO TWO WEEKS.

BUT NOT NECESSARILY.

ARE YOU PLANNING
TO GO NATURAL?

I MEAN, IS THAT --

I HAVEN'T THOUGHT
THAT FAR AHEAD.

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT ARE YOU GONNA TAKE
THE LAMAZE CLASS?

-YEAH.
-OH, I WANT TO BE THERE.

I WANT TO EXPERIENCE
THE WHOLE BIRTH WITH CHER.

WE'RE LIKE TWINS.

I HAVE TO EXPERIENCE
THE WHOLE THING WITH HER.

I'M SURE I'M GONNA FEEL LIKE
I'M FEELING PAIN,

ALSO, WHEN SHE'S
GOING THROUGH THE PAIN.

I DON'T WANT TO MISS
ONE MINUTE OF IT.

I'M PROBABLY
GOING TO MOVE JARED

OUT OF THE WAY, AND START
DOING THE BREATHING WITH HER.

[ LAMAZE BREATHING ]

LIKE THAT.

AND THEN, THE OTHER DAYS,
YOU KNOW,

WE CAN GO SHOPPING. WE'LL
LOOK AT DIFFERENT BASSINETS.

WE COULD EVEN, LIKE,
CHECK OUT PLACES,

AND SEE WHERE YOU MIGHT WANT
TO HAVE THE REVEALING PARTY.

AT THIS POINT, MY MOM KNOWS
THAT JARED AND I

ARE PLANNING
THE GENDER REVEAL OURSELVES.

BUT THERE ARE
CERTAIN THINGS

THAT I DO WANT
TO INCLUDE HER ON,

AND I THINK JARED WILL JUST
HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT.

LIKE, ALL THE
LITTLE THINGS TO DO.

YEAH, I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE
A LIST BY THE TIME YOU COME.

OH, MY GOD.

A LIST OF THINGS
THAT WE GOT TO DO.

-YEAH.
-OH, MY GOSH.

SO, WE'RE GONNA BE
EXTREMELY BUSY.

I LOVE THE RELATIONSHIP
I HAVE WITH MY MOM,

AND I DON'T WANT
THAT TO CHANGE.

BUT NOW THAT I'M MARRIED,
JARED IS A HUGE PRIORITY,

AND I HAVE TO ALWAYS MAKE SURE
THAT I PUT HIS FEELINGS FIRST.

IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE
BETWEEN KEEPING MY MOM HAPPY

AND KEEPING
MY HUSBAND HAPPY.

I CAN'T WAIT TO COME.
I'M GONNA BOOK IT TODAY.

I'M TELLING DADDY,
"I'M OFF. BYE."

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
SHE'S GONNA STAY?

UM...

I DON'T THINK HER STAYING
WITH US FOR NINE MONTHS

IS PROBABLY
A GOOD IDEA.

-YEAH.
-DON'T YOU?

YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO THINK
ABOUT MY MARRIAGE, TOO.

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
YOU WANT TO STAY?

STAY, LIKE, A WEEK,
TWO WEEKS.

YOU THINK IT'S LONG ENOUGH,
OR SHOULD I STAY LONGER?

I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT YOU AND ANGELICA.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE BEING TRUTHFUL.

SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL
RIGHT TO ME, JASON.

THIS IS JUST
OUT OF CHARACTER.

IT WAS ONE DAY!

SANDRA'S TRYING TO LIVE
THROUGH MARIAH.

SHE'S GUIDING HER
THE WRONG DIRECTION.

YOU'RE ATTACKING ME
LIKE I'M [BLEEP],

LIKE, JUST A HORRIBLE MOM.

♪♪

Computerized Voice:
USE THE RIGHT TWO TURN LANES

TO TURN ON TO
EAST FLAMINGO ROAD.

♪♪

I CAN'T STOP THINKING
ABOUT THE AUDACITY

THAT JASON HAD TO INVITE
ANGELICA ON A CRUISE,

ESPECIALLY SINCE
HE HASN'T FIXED ANYTHING

WITH HIS WIFE
AND HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND.

I LOVE MY DAUGHTER WAY TOO MUCH
TO JUST STAND BY

AND WATCH THIS HAPPEN.

IT'S TIME FOR
SOME THINGS TO GET DONE.

♪♪

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

♪♪

-HELLO.
-HI.

I WAS SURPRISED
WHEN THE DOORBELL RANG,

BECAUSE I DIDN'T
ORDER ANYTHING.

AND SUNHE WAS THERE.

Sunhe: I THOUGHT I'D JUST COME
BY AND HAVE A TALK WITH YOU.

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

ANGELICA'S NOT WITH HER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS
TO SPEAK ABOUT.

UH, YOU WANT TO
HAVE A SEAT?

SURE.
THANK YOU.

♪♪

I WANTED TO JUST KIND OF COME BY
AND TALK TO YOU

ABOUT THE SITUATION
WITH YOU AND ANGELICA.

OKAY.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK OF THIS.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IS GOING ON.

I KNOW YOU STILL HAVE YOUR
EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS HERE,

AND YOUR DIVORCE
IS NOT FINALIZED.

CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME
WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

I'M TRYING TO GIVE MY EX
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.

I DON'T FEEL SHE HAS A PLACE
TO TAKE HER STUFF,

AND THAT'S WHY
SHE HASN'T GOT IT.

I COULD BE LIKE
ANY OTHER GUY

THAT WOULD JUST THROW IT AWAY
AT A WHIM.

AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT
IF I DON'T HAVE TO.

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE...

YOU'RE HOLDING
BACK SOMETHING.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE BEING TRUTHFUL.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE BEING HONEST

ABOUT THIS
WHOLE SITUATION.

SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL
RIGHT TO ME, JASON.

CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE YOU HAVE
ALL YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S THINGS?

I MEAN, IS IT A LOT?

I DON'T KNOW IF I FEEL, REALLY,
COMFORTABLE SHOWING YOU THAT.

IT'S KIND OF PRIVATE.

HE THINK HE CAN INVITE ANGELICA
TO HIS HOME

BUT STILL KEEP
SOME SECRETS.

WHEN HE ASKED ANGELICA
TO MOVE IN WITH HIM,

HIS BUSINESS
BECAME MY BUSINESS.

DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT I WANT MY DAUGHTER

TO JUST COME IN
AND MOVE IN WITH YOU

AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

I DON'T THINK SO,
JASON.

THAT IS NOT THE WAY
ANGELICA WAS BROUGHT UP.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE HER
MORE THAN THAT.

JASON HAS LIVED WITH HIS WIFE

AND HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND,

BUT ANGELICA HAS NEVER LIVED
WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME.

I DON'T THINK JASON UNDERSTANDS

HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS
TO ANGELICA --

AND FOR ME, AS WELL.

I DON'T THINK HE'S TAKING IT
VERY SERIOUSLY.

THIS IS HER FIRST TIME

EVER...

GOING UP TO THE LEVEL
OF MOVING IN WITH SOMEONE.

YOU'RE HER FIRST.

♪♪

THAT'S WHY I'M GIVING YOU
THE PRESSURE.

I FEEL LIKE IF YOU DON'T GET ON
WITH WHAT YOU NEED TO DO

IN A MORE...

FASTER PACE,

SHE MIGHT --
SHE MIGHT JUST CHANGE HER MIND.

♪♪

I DO LOOK AT ANGELICA
AND SUNHE'S RELATIONSHIP

AS ODD AT TIMES.

ANGELICA AND I ARE ADULTS.

OUR RELATIONSHIP'S PRETTY SOLID.

SOMETIMES I DO FEEL

IF SUNHE WASN'T IN THE PICTURE,

MAYBE THINGS WOULD BE
A LITTLE SMOOTHER.

♪♪

THIS IS NOT WHAT I ENVISIONED
FOR MY DAUGHTER.

SHE DESERVES MORE.

WITHOUT MY BLESSING,
I DOUBT IT VERY SERIOUSLY

THAT SHE'LL TAKE IT
TO THE NEXT STEP WITH YOU.

I HAVE THE STRONGEST INFLUENCE
IN HER LIFE,

AND I TEND TO USE THAT.

SO, GOOD LUCK.

SUNHE THINKS
SHE KNOWS ANGELICA FULLY,

BUT SHE'S A MATURE ADULT,

AND ANGELICA IS CHANGING A LOT.

AND IF SHE KEEPS PUSHING,

SHE MAY JUST PUSH HER
COMPLETELY AWAY.

I'M GONNA GO NOW, OKAY?

OKAY.

I THINK JASON THINKS THAT
HE CAN EASILY DISTRACT ANGELICA

BY DOING ALL THESE
NICE THINGS FOR HER.

BUT HE CAN'T DISTRACT ME

BECAUSE I AM ANGELICA'S
GUARDIAN ANGEL.

I REALLY THINK
SHE WOULD LIKE THIS --

I KNOW, BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK
LIKE A GREASY ITALIAN.

IT'S IMPORTANT
FOR CRISTINA AND I

TO BE INVOLVED
IN PICKING A GUY FOR CARLY.

DO YOU HAVE
ANY ITALIAN IN YOU?

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP,
MY MOM MEDDLED IN MY LIFE.

AND, OBVIOUSLY,

IT'S THE RIGHT THING
TO DO FOR CARLY.

YOU NEED TO LISTEN
TO YOUR DAUGHTER.

I AM.

Y'ALL NEED TO HAVE
A CONVERSATION.

OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A CONVERSATION.

SHE WASN'T HAPPY.

SHE CAN PLAN HER OWN [BLEEP]
NEXT TIME.

♪♪

Kathy:
WHERE'S THE PEOPLE?

Cristina:
THEY'RE COMING.

♪♪

Kathy: CRISTINA,
LOOK WHO'S HERE!

-WHO?
-SURFER DUDE.

GET HIM A DRINK.

TONIGHT IS CARLO'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY.

-BIRTHDAY BOY!
-♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

YOU LIKE
YOUR ITALIAN-THEMED PARTY?

I LOVE IT.

CARLY IS ANNOYED
THAT MY MOM AND I ARE

USING CARLO'S BIRTHDAY

AS A SETUP FOR HER
TO MEET A GUY.

I WILL, LIKE,
NOT GO.

THIS IS YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BABY NOW.

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP,
MY MOM MEDDLED IN MY LIFE.

HER MOTHER PRETTY MUCH
MEDDLED IN HER LIFE.

AND NOW THAT I'M OLDER
AND HAVE KIDS,

I SEE THAT SHE WAS
TOTALLY RIGHT.

AND, OBVIOUSLY,

IT'S THE RIGHT THING
TO DO FOR CARLY.

-LOU!
-I LOVE LOU.

HOW ARE YOU?

LOU, ARE YOU MARRIED?

DOES THAT MEAN "YES"?

YEAH.
OH.

Carlo: MY WIFE
AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

ARE TRYING TO SET
MY SISTER-IN-LAW UP.

THIS PARTY'S SUPPOSED
TO BE ABOUT ME,

BUT, YOU KNOW,
KATHY AND CRISTINA --

THOSE TWO ARE ALWAYS DOING
WHAT THEY WANT TO DO.

THAT'S WHY MY FAMILY KIND OF

GETS A LITTLE IRRITATED
WITH THEM.

HI. VIN, RIGHT?HI. YES, MA'AM.

HI.HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO MEET YOU.

I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU
THROUGH JENNA.

ARE YOU EXCITED
TO MEET CARLY?

OH, YEAH,
I'D LOVE TO.

I KNOW THIS FAMILY
FROM A CO-WORKER.

SHE SAID SHE WANTED
TO INTRODUCE ME

TO THIS NICE ITALIAN GIRL,

AND THEY SAID
THAT THEY'RE LOOKING

FOR ITALIAN ELIGIBLE BACHELORS,

SO I FIGURED THAT I FIT
THE DESCRIPTION.

OH, MY LOVE.LONG TIME, NO SEE.

HOW YOU DOING?
HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?

IT'S IMPORTANT
FOR CRISTINA AND I

TO BE INVOLVED
IN PICKING A GUY FOR CARLY

BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT HER
GETTING INTO A FAMILY

THAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND US.

WE'VE TRIED WITH CARLO'S FAMILY.

IT DIDN'T WORK OUT,
SO IT'S TIME TO START OVER.

HERE'S A LITTLE TOAST
TO MY NEPHEW CARLO.

HAPPY 35th BIRTHDAY.

-SALUD!
-SALUD!

YEAH!

MY UNCLE JOE --
HE'S THE ONLY ONE

THAT REALLY LOVES
TO HANG OUT WITH MY WIFE

AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW,
JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL NUTS.

WE SHOULD FIX HER UP
WITH CARLOS.

Carlo: HE'S NOT ITALIAN.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

WHY DOES HE HAVE
TO BE ITALIAN?

ARE YOU ITALIAN?
YEAH.

THEN WHY ARE YOU
ASKING ME THAT?

Joe: KATHY AND CRISTINA
ARE ALWAYS GANGING UP ON CARLY

BECAUSE THEY WANT HER TO ALWAYS
DO EVERYTHING THEIR WAY.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE
CARLY HAS TWO MOTHERS.

SOMETIMES THEY JUST DON'T
KNOW WHEN TO STEP BACK.

IS CARLY COMING DOWN?

I DON'T KNOW.WHERE ISCARLY?

MOM, IS CARLY
COMING DOWN OR WHAT?

YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
GO TALK TO HER.

WELL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
GO TALK TO HER.

NO.

CARLY MIGHT NOT
COME TO THE PARTY

BECAUSE SHE'S ACTING
LIKE A CHILD.

HOPEFULLY SHE'LL SHOW UP.AND IF SHE DOESN'T COME,

SHE'LL BE SORRY,
'CAUSE I'M A BITCH.

WHY DO I HAVE TO
DO EVERYTHING?

SHE'S ALREADY MAD AT ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'LL GO --
I'LL GO TALK TO HER.

IS THAT OKAY?NO, JOE.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO TALK
TO HER, JOE.

KATHY AND CRISTINA COULD
REALLY BE TOO MUCH SOMETIMES.

THEY ARE ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING.

AND YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE

UNTIL YOU GO TO THE PARTY
TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

ALRIGHT, VINCE, SO, WE WANT
TO ASK YOU A COUPLE THINGS...

OH, PERFECT. ASK ME ANYTHING....SINCE WE DON'T KNOW YOU.

WELL, SINCE CARLY
ISN'T COMING DOWN,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO
ALL THE WORK FOR HER.

AND WE'LL DO A BETTER JOB
PICKING FOR HER ANYWAYS.

THAT'S FOR SURE.

SO, YOU'RE ITALIAN.
YEP.

DOES THAT, LIKE,
MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU,

TO BE ITALIAN?
OH, 100%.

DO YOU VACATION OR ANYTHING?OH, YEAH.

I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO FLORIDA
THIS UPCOMING WEEKEND.

'CAUSE SHE ALWAYS WANTS
A VACATION.

SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO VACATION
UNTIL SHE'S MARRIED.

IF I'M THERE?
YEAH.

FINE.
IF SHE'S THERE, NOT FINE.

MY MOM WAS VERY PROTECTIVE,
AND SHE ALWAYS SAYS,

"YOU HAVE THE POWER
AS THE PARENT

TO CONTROL WHO
YOUR CHILD DATES."

SHE HAD A LOT OF RULES,
A LOT OF RESTRICTIONS.

I NEVER VACATIONED
BEFORE I GOT MARRIED.

NO?LIKE, WE DID IT OLD SCHOOL.

YEAH.
THERE.

AND I HAD A CURFEW.

LIKE, I HAD TO BE HOME
EVERY NIGHT.

CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?

OH, I CAN HANDLE
WHATEVER YOU GUYS...

YEAH?
...NEED ME TO, YEAH.

BEING ITALIAN,
THEY WERE ITALIAN.

SO IF THERE WAS ANYBODY
THAT WASN'T,

IT WAS LIKE,
"DON'T EVEN BOTHER."

YOU KNOW WHAT?
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU...

WHAT?

...I REALLY THINK
SHE WOULD LIKE THIS.

I KNOW, BECAUSE YOU DON'T
LOOK LIKE A GREASY ITALIAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?SHE DON'T LIKE THE, "OOH, UHH."

YEAH, I GET THAT.

AND YOU'RE NOT, LIKE,
ONE OF THOSE GUYS.

I THINK THERE IS SOME CRAZINESS

FOR SOMEONE
TO INVITE ELIGIBLE GUYS

FOR THEIR DAUGHTER
OR THEIR SISTER.

ALRIGHT.YOU LOOK GOOD.

YOU, TOO, BROTHER.WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT'S THE STORY?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

I WANT TO ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS.

DOES CARLY KNOW
ABOUT THIS PLAN?

YEAH, YOU KNOW
HOW THOSE WACK JOBS ARE

WHEN THEY START
DOING ALL THIS STUFF.

LOOK AT THIS.

FORGET IT --
IT'S OVER.

WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SETTLE DOWN?

[ SCOFFS ]NOT WITH ME.

IF YOU MET THE RIGHT GIRL,
WOULD YOU WANT TO SETTLE DOWN?

JUST A LITTLE QUESTION.

YEAH. WHY NOT?

Sal: IT WAS A LITTLE AWKWARD,

AND IT IS SILLY
GETTING INTERVIEWED.

KATHY SEEMS TO BE
PRETTY INVOLVED

IN HER DAUGHTERS' LIVES.

AND YOU GOT THAT LUSCIOUS HAIR.DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, SAL.

SHUT UP!

HEY, SCOTT.

CAN WE TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?

THANK YOU.

CARLY --
SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO DO MUCH.

SHE'S LAID-BACK.
SHE DOESN'T BITCH.

SHE DOESN'T MOAN.
SHE DOESN'T COOK.

SHE DOESN'T CLEAN.

SHE DOESN'T DO TOO MUCH
OF ANYTHING.

OH, YEAH, THERE'S NO CAMP.
WE DON'T CAMP.

NO CAMPING WITH MY FAMILY.WE DON'T CAMP, SCOTT.

SCOTT, DON'T LET 'EM HARASS YOU.
I GOT YOUR BACK.

DO YOU HAVE
ANY ITALIAN IN YOU?

NO ITALIAN.

♪♪

-CARLY!
-HI!

-CARLY!
-YAY!

I DO NOT FEEL LIKE
I HAVE A CHOICE

IN GOING INTO THIS PARTY

JUST 'CAUSE MY MOM
IS A PSYCHOPATH.

SO I HAVE TO GO.

I'M GONNA SUCK IT UP
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME,

AND WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES.

BUT I'M REALLY NOT THINKING

ANYTHING'S GONNA COME
OUT OF THIS.

-YOU LOVE ME, DON'T YOU?
-WE LOVE YOU, BABY.

YOU'RE ALREADY
ANNOYING ME.

IT IS SO WEIRD

TO BE THE FOCUS
OF CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

HOW YOU DOING? I'M VIN.
NICE TO MEET YOU.

CARLY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.

I WANT TO KILL MY MOM AND SISTER

FOR PUTTING ME IN THIS POSITION.

HERE YOU GO.
THANKS, SISTER.

NICE DRINK FOR YOU.

STUPID.

[ LAUGHS ]
OH, GOD.

Cristina: CARLY'S
A LITTLE SHY.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COME OUT
ON YOUR DATES WITH YOU?

NO, PLEASE, DON'T.Kathy: I'LL GO.

[ LAUGHS ]NO, PLEASE.

I KNOW.

I'LL GO TO FLORIDA.

I HAVE TO COME WITH.

OH, NO.
OH, NO.

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
ON THE BEACH,

BUT AT NIGHT
YOU'RE WITH ME, BABY.

OH, MY GOD.

I WAS VERY INVOLVED
IN CRISTINA'S DATING LIFE.

I LIKED CARLO
RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING.

HE WAS VERY RESPECTFUL.
HE KNEW WHAT TO DO.

AND HE WON ME OVER JUST BECAUSE
HE DID THE RIGHT THING,

AND THAT'S WHY
HE'S STILL HERE.

THEY, LIKE, WANT ME
WITH AN ITALIAN GUY --

LIKE,
AN ITALIAN DUDE.

YOU'RE, LIKE,
THE MODEL GUIDO, YOU KNOW?

MY MOM AND SISTER ARE
TOTALLY PICKING THE GUY

THAT THEY WANT FOR ME

AND NOT A GUY THAT I'M TRYING
TO REALLY BE WITH.

THEY JUST AUTOMATICALLY GO TO,

"OH, HE'S GOT TO BE ITALIAN,"
YOU KNOW?

AND THAT'S IT.

THERE'S MORE TO ME

THAN JUST FINDING
A GUY WHO'S ITALIAN.

WHAT'S GOING ON? HI.

YEAH. ARE THEY SO CRAZY?OH, THEY'RE THE BEST, YEAH.

I'M SO SORRY IF THEY,
YOU KNOW --

NO, IT WAS AWESOME.

THEY'RE ALL WACKOS.

LITERALLY...
YEAH?

...MY MOM AND SISTER...I MEAN, THEY SEEM AMAZING.

...ARE FULL-OUT --
NO ONE DOES THIS, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, THIS IS CRAZY.

VINCE WAS SUPER NICE.

HE DIDN'T MAKE ME FEEL AWKWARD.

HEWASN'T AWKWARD.

AND I COULD SEE HIM BEING
A POTENTIAL TYPE FOR ME.

WERE YOU UPSTAIRS JUST, LIKE,
NOT WANTING TO COME DOWN?

YEAH, I WAS --NOT READY FOR...

I WAS JUST, LIKE,
AGGRAVATED, YOU KNOW?

YEAH.
I WAS LIKE...

YOU KNOW, "BACK UP."

I THINK OVERALL,
IT TURNED OUT TO BE

A REALLY FUN NIGHT.
YEAH.

AND I THINK CARLY --CARLY CAME DOWN, GRACIOUS.

SHE LOOKED LIKE
SHE WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME.

AND WE'LL SEE IF SHE GETS
ANY PHONE CALLS.

WORKED OUT.
YEAH.

SO, SEE? I DID IT.

NO. WELL --I THREW A GREAT PARTY.

MAKE A WISH!

YOU WISH YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW
WAS YOUR WIFE.

YEAH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HIS LACK OF ACTION
REALLY DISTURBS ME.

[ Voice breaking ]
WHAT IF WE DON'T --

WHAT IF YOU GUYS DON'T...

♪♪

...GO TO THE NEXT STAGE?

HER LIPS ARE [BLEEP] UP.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL DID.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SANDRA
AND MARIAH'S RELATIONSHIP

HAS GONE
TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL.

SHE SHOULD BE A PARENT
AND A ROLE MODEL

AND NOT RUNNING AROUND HERE
LIKE SHE'S 21 AGAIN.

PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE
OVERNIGHT.

YOU CHANGING OVERNIGHT!

♪♪

♪♪

DURING MY SURPRISE VISIT
WITH JASON,

I MADE IT VERY CLEAR

THAT NO MATTER HOW OLD
MY DAUGHTER GETS,

IT'S MY JOB TO PROTECT HER.

I WILL NEVER LET HER
WASTE HER TIME.

HEY.

WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING?

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU
THE SAME THING.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

I WENT TO SEE JASON.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU WENT TO HIS HOUSE?

YEAH.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT
WITHOUT TELLING ME?

♪♪

IT WAS JUST SOMETHING
I FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO DO.

I STILL --
I STILL DON'T TRUST HIM.

HIS LACK OF ACTION
REALLY DISTURBS ME.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP, MOM.

REALLY?

ANGELICA, YOU ARE
DATING A MARRIED MAN.

RIGHT, BUT --
THAT'S...

THAT'S NOT OKAY.

I'VE BEEN IN THIS
SIMILAR POSITION BEFORE

WITH MY PAST RELATIONSHIP,

AND...

I JUST DON'T WANT FOR HER
TO EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING.

I CAN FORESEE THAT HER HEART
IS GONNA GET BROKEN

WITH THIS SITUATION
AND THIS RELATIONSHIP WITH JASON

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
THROUGH IT MYSELF.

AND EVEN THOUGH
SHE DOESN'T SEE IT,

I DO.

DO YOU WANT TO BE
WITH JASON?

I DO.

WHY WOULD YOU BE OKAY
WITH MOVING IN

WITHOUT THE COMMITMENT
OF BEING ENGAGED?

♪♪

[ Voice breaking ]
IT'S BECAUSE I'M SCARED.

♪♪

I KNOW THAT MY MOM
WANTS ME TO BE ENGAGED

BEFORE JASON
AND I MOVE IN TOGETHER.

BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO DO.

I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY YOUTH
LIKE YOU DID.

I DON'T WANT TO
COMMIT TO SOMEONE

IF I'M NOT SURE
THEY'RE GONNA BE THERE

FOR THE REST
OF OUR LIVES.

I WANT TO BE MARRIED ONCE,
AND THAT'S IT.

BUT NOW
YOU'RE DOUBTING HIM?

YES.

IT STILL FEELS LIKE
NOTHING'S BEING DONE,

THERE'S NO END IN SIGHT,

AND I'M JUST WAITING
AND WAITING.

[ SNIFFLES ]

WHAT IF WE DON'T --

WHAT IF YOU GUYS DON'T...

♪♪

...GO TO
THE NEXT STAGE?

[ SNIFFLES ]

♪♪

I DON'T WANT WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY MOM TO HAPPEN TO ME.

I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN MY 40s,

DIVORCED.

AND I'VE SEEN
WHAT THAT DID TO HER.

SHE'S THE BEST PERSON I KNOW,

AND IT SHOULD'VE
NEVER HAPPENED.

AT THIS POINT,
I CAN STILL WALK AWAY.

I DON'T --
I'M NOT MARRIED.

PEOPLE JUST END UP
DIVORCED ANYWAYS, MOM.

I'M SCARED OF THAT.

RIGHTFULLY SO.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE...

[ Voice breaking ]
RELIVING MY LIFE.

I DON'T WANT THAT
FOR YOU.

♪♪

I FEEL LIKE
I'M DISAPPOINTING YOU

BECAUSE I'M NOT

WITH A GUY
THAT YOU APPROVE OF.

I FEEL...

♪♪

MAYBE I DON'T DESERVE
A HAPPY ENDING.

♪♪

I WANT YOU
TO BE LOVED...

UNCONDITIONALLY,

SOMEONE WHO'S GONNA
ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU.

♪♪

I WANT ALL THESE
THINGS FOR YOU.

♪♪

SO THAT'S WHY I'M --

I'M OVERPROTECTIVE.

I WILL ALWAYS BE
OVERPROTECTIVE.

[ SIGHS ]

[ SNIFFLES ]

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
IT'S GONNA TAKE

FOR JASON TO MAKE
THIS COMMITMENT TO YOU?

I'M NOT A BIG FAN
OF ULTIMATUMS,

BUT MAYBE I'D HAVE TO THREATEN
BREAKING UP WITH HIM.

BUT ARE YOU WILLING TO WALK AWAY
IF HE DOESN'T DO THIS?

WELL, I HAVE YOU.

♪♪

[ Voice breaking ]
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME.

I'M ALWAYS HERE
FOR YOU.

♪♪

SO, BRETT WANTS ME
TO COME TO OMAHA AND VISIT.

I WAS THINKING --
WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME

SO THAT WE CAN SPEND TIME
WITH HIM

AND YOU COULD CLEAR YOUR HEAD,
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT?

YOU'LL BE...

FREEZING MY NIPS OFF?...FREEZING NIPS OFF.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

I THINK ANGELICA COULD REALLY
USE TIME AWAY FROM JASON

AND GO WITH ME
TO OMAHA, NEBRASKA,

AND ENJOY THE WEEKEND WITH ME.

WITH THE TIME AWAY FROM JASON,
I'M HOPING THAT SHE COULD

OR WOULD RECONSIDER
THE RELATIONSHIP.

I'M HOPING FOR THAT.

ALRIGHT.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A GOOD IDEA.

YEAH?
I'LL GO.

OKAY.

♪♪

LET'S BOOK IT THEN.

I'M AVAILABLE.

HEY.

HEY, LET ME
HIT YOU BACK, MAN.

I'M-A HIT YOU BACK
IN A LITTLE BIT.

OKAY.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHEN DID YOU
GET IN TOWN?

I JUST GOT HERE,
JUST DROVE HERE, SO...

MARIAH GOT HOME LAST NIGHT,
AND I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE

WHAT SHE HAD LET HER MOM
DO TO HER LIPS.

SHE WAS SO UPSET FROM
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CLUB,

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SANDRA
WOULD PUT MY DAUGHTER IN

SUCH AN UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION
AND MESS UP HER LIPS.

MY QUESTION IS --
IT'S HER BIRTHDAY PARTY.

WHY ARE YOU
MAKING IT ABOUT YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

YOU TAKE HER TO A SPOT

THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN
WANT TO GO TO.

YOU GOT NAKED DUDES
DANCING AROUND HER.

YOU DONE HAD HER DRAGGED
ON THE STAGE.

HER LIPS ARE
[BLEEP] UP.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT Y'ALL DID
WITH THE LIPS.

SHE DON'T NEED ALL
OF THAT STUFF, MAN.

I DIDN'T FEEL THAT I WAS TAKING
OVER MARIAH'S BIRTHDAY PARTY,

BUT OBVIOUSLY MARIAH SAID
SOME THINGS TO HER DAD.

AND SHE MUST BE FEELING
SOME KIND OF WAY.

SHE'S 21!

SHE WANTED ME TO BE
IN IT, THOUGH.

OF COURSE SHE WANTED YOU
TO HELP HER PLAN IT.

SHE DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO TAKE OVER THE DAMN SHOW.

WHO TOOK OVER
THE DAMN SHOW?

YOU TOOK OVER THE SHOW.
YOU GOT YOUR OWN FRIENDS THERE.

WERE YOU THERE?
NO.

I TALKED TO HER.

YOU GET HER DRAGGED ONSTAGE.
THAT'S NOT WHO SHE IS.

FIRST OF ALL --QUIT TRYING TO MAKE HER

INTO SOMEBODY ELSE.

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU
THROWING DOLLARS

AND [BLEEP] OUT, TOO.

THAT'S NOT FEELING
UNCOMFORTABLE?

WE DON'T TAKE
THESE STRIPPER SHOWS

AND STUFF LIKE THAT,
UM, SERIOUS.

I MEAN, IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE LIKE A -- LIKE A JOKE.

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS
GONNA BE THAT RATCHET.

I DIDN'T KNOW, BUT...I JUST --

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

YOU DON'T EVEN PUT THEM
IN THE SITUATION.

YOU -- YOU --
IT WAS VEGAS.

YOU SHOULD HAVE
JUST LET THE GIRLS --

YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST
SET UP THE STUFF,

LET THE GIRLS GO.

SHE WANTED ME THERE.
I HAD ASKED HER.

I TOLD HER,
"THIS IS FOR YOU."

NO. YOU DON'T KNOW
OUR CONVERSATIONS.

YOU STILL SHOULD'VE
BACKED OFF.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BACKED OFF?YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY --

OKAY, SET UP EVERYTHING,
"NO, BABE,

THIS IS YOUR 21st BIRTHDAY.
YOU GO."

Adrian: SINCE WE
MOVED IN TOGETHER,

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SANDRA
AND MARIAH'S RELATIONSHIP

HAS GONE TO A WHOLE
NOTHER LEVEL.

THE SANDRA THAT I MARRIED --

SHE WOULD NEVER HAVE
WORN A SEE-THROUGH DRESS

OR TOOK HER DAUGHTER
OUT TO PARTY.

AND I DON'T THINK SANDRA
SHOULD BE MARIAH'S FRIEND.

I THINK SHE SHOULD BE
A PARENT AND A ROLE MODEL

AND NOT RUNNING AROUND HERE
LIKE SHE'S 21 AGAIN.

FROM NOW ON, YOU DO THE STUFF
THEN FOR HER, OKAY?

MY WHOLE DEAL WAS I TOLD YOU,
I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

BUT WHEN SHE TELLS ME...YOU'RE STILL STUCK.

...AND WE'RE HAVING
A CONVERSATION

YOU'RE STILL STUCK.I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU.

SO, WHATEVER.
I'M JUST TIRED OF IT.

YOU NEED TO LISTEN
TO YOUR DAUGHTER.

I AM.

YOU ALL NEED TO HAVE
A CONVERSATION.

OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A CONVERSATION.

'CAUSE SHE WASN'T HAPPY.

SHE CAN PLAN HER OWN [BLEEP]
NEXT TIME.

YEAH.
THAT'S SHOULD HAVE --

YOU JUST WANTED TO BE
AT THE STRIP CLUB.

I WANTED TO BE
AT THE STRIP CLUB.

DUDE, I'VE BEEN GOING TO VEGAS
MY WHOLE LIFE,

AND I NEVER GO
TO THE DAMN STRIP CLUB,

SO SHUT YOUR FACE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU ACT LIKE YOU
DON'T KNOW ME NOW?

I DON'T!
OH.

SO, I JUST --I WOULDN'T EVEN EXPECT YOU

TO TAKE HER TO NO [BLEEP]
LIKE THAT.

SO, A PERSON THAT YOU'VE KNOWN
FOR ALL THESE YEARS,

THAT'S RAISED YOUR KIDS
AND YOU'VE TRUSTED

ALL THIS TIME --YOU'RE DOING [BLEEP]

THAT I'M NOT EVEN FAMILIAR WITH.ALL THIS TIME.

YOU'RE DOING [BLEEP]
THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER.

PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE
OVERNIGHT.

YOU CHANGING OVERNIGHT!
YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER DID THAT!

SHE'S 21.
IT WAS ONE DAY.

THIS IS JUST OUT
OF CHARACTER.

IT WAS ONE DAY.IT'S OUT OF CHARACTER.

SO DON'T TAKE IT TO WHERE
YOU ACT LIKE THIS IS JUST,

"OH, MY GOD,
WHO ARE YOU?"

YOU'RE ATTACKING ME
LIKE I'M [BLEEP],

LIKE JUST A HORRIBLE MOM.

Adrian: I'M REALLY UPSET
WITH SANDRA RIGHT NOW.

SANDRA'S TRYING TO LIVE
THROUGH MARIAH.

SHE'S GUIDING HER
THE WRONG DIRECTION.

AND I DON'T THINK
THAT SHE'S AWARE

OF THE CONSEQUENCES

THAT PUTTING MARIAH
IN THESE SITUATIONS

IS GONNA HAVE
OVER A LONG TERM.

I JUST WANT HER TO HAVE
A CLEAN LIFESTYLE.

I WANT HER TO BE ABLE TO GROW UP
AND MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS,

AND I THINK MOM RIGHT NOW
IS INFLUENCING HER

TO DO THINGS
AND EXPERIMENT WITH STUFF

THAT I DON'T THINK
IS APPROPRIATE FOR HER.

IF WE CAN GET HER
TO BREAK AWAY FROM MOM,

THEN SHE'LL BE FINE.

JUST TAKE A COUPLE STEPS BACK
AND LET MARIAH BE A KID

AND STAY OUT OF HER LIFE
A LITTLE BIT.

I UNDERSTAND
YOU'RE UPSET,

BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE IT
TO THE EXTRA.

WHERE'S MARIAH AT?SHE WENT TO THE NAIL SALON.

ALRIGHT, WELL,
THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING.

NEXT TIME ON "sMOTHERED"...

Doctor: ANY QUESTIONS, FEARS,
ANXIETIES YOU GUYS HAVE?

I DO.

CHER AND DAWN'S RELATIONSHIP --

IT'S A LITTLE BIT PATHOLOGICAL.

I WANTED TO ASK IF IT'S OKAY
IF I'M IN THE DELIVERY ROOM.

UH...

I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.

NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP ME.

MY BIRTHDAY WAS,
LIKE, RUINED.

YOU COMPLETELY
LIED TO ME.

WHAT THE HELL?

I'M REALLY SCARED

THAT I MIGHT NOT BE
ABLE TO FIX THIS.

I'M SO SORRY.

♪♪

I'M GOING ON A DATE.

WHAT?STAY OUT OF IT.

I THINK WE SHOULD GO.

SHE KNOWS HOW MY MOM
AND I ARE TOGETHER.

SHE SHOULD JUST ACCEPT IT.

THERE WOULD BE NO MORE PROBLEMS.

OH, MY GOD,
THEY'RE HERE.

OH, MY GOD. [BLEEP]
OH [BLEEP]

WHAT?

-[BLEEP] [BLEEP]!
-SHE'S COMING UP HERE.