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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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I've been looking everywhere for you.
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I'm just hanging out with Florence.
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That boat leaves, we die here.
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The pirates... are gonna kill us!
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So we'll split up, take
'em out all at once.
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Oh!
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- Ow!
- Ooh!
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My friends and I are going home.
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[Cheering]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[Red Hot Chili Peppers'
"Give It Away" plays]
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_
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♪
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♪
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[Cheering]
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Well, all right. Let's
give it up once again
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for Scottsdale's number-one
Chili Peppers tribute band.
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That's the Red Scot Chili Peppers.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Hey, Cruise-ifornication,
are you having a good time?
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[Cheering]
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Now, a little later on, we're gonna have
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the reggae stylings of the Dread
Hot Chili Peppers for you,
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and they're gonna be taking us
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[Jamaican accent] undah de bridge, mon.
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[Man coughs]
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[Normal voice] That's just
a Jamaican character I do.
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Now, coming up next, we've
got the funkiest Hebrews
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this side of Israel, and
that's saying a lot.
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Give it up for the Red
Hot Chili Schleppers!
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[Cheers and applause]
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Shalom, my funky brothers!
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[Machine-gun fire]
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[Screaming]
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Herd them up and take the ship!
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[Screams, gunfire]
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[Glass shatters]
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♪
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[Screaming, gunfire continues]
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♪
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Florence: What?
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The pirates came here on a cruise ship?
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Specifically, a Red Hot Chili
Peppers tribute cruise?
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"Featuring the soulful
funk of Flea-vie Wonder"?
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- Ohh.
- Holy shit.
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Who would pay for this?
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No [bleep] way!
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Is this Cruise-ifornication?!
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Aah!
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I've been on a wait list for
this thing for, like, two years!
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Oh, my God!
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Bang bang bang!
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Wang-a-dang blang!
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Blang-a-wang bang dang!
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Oh, yeah! Hell, yeah! So tight!
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
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♪
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Looks like the radio's out.
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You really think you can
drive this thing, Bruce?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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This gal's just like my old
bass boat on steroids,
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except her balls ain't shriveled up.
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You know what I mean?
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- I do not.
- Yeah.
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I just need a couple of men
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to help me get the
engines up and running.
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A couple of men, or one Dream Team?
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Actually, I think I'm gonna go
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help Florence search below decks, so.
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What? Don't you want to
get the ship started?
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This is how we go home!
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It's just that's she's already
kind of waiting for me,
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so, um... [smacks lips]
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Fine.
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I guess, leave the real
work to the Big Three!
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[Laughs]
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Who's the Big Three?
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It's me, you, and Bruce.
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Have we ever been in the
same room together?
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Well, we are now.
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The Big Three! We're going home!
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Okay, perfect.
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Well, I will let you guys get to it.
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Hey, don't worry about us, Owen.
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Me and these two twinks will get
us up and running in no time!
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- Nuts! [Laughs]
- Oh, God!
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- Oh, my God.
- I'm coming for you next.
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♪
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Ooh, check it out!
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Ooh!
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- Buy you a drink, milady?
- [Laughs]
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♪
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Holy shit!
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♪
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Looks like The Barracuda's
got a second Sea-Doo.
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Or a Flea-Doo.
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God, they really leaned on
those puns, didn't they?
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Gentlemen, time to treat this
ship like the lady she is.
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Ignition on.
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[Inhales sharply]
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All right, Danny. Pull on that lever.
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Pulling the lever...
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Easy this time.
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[Low rumbling]
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Pack, give them pod controls a nudge.
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Nudging... and I'm nudging...
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- [Rumbling grows louder]
- Holy shit, is this working?
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There's only one way to find out.
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Full throttle.
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[Rumbling continues to grow]
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Shush! Shut up! Shut your yappers!
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- [Rumbling]
- You hear that?
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It's the engines.
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We're moving!
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Oh, my God. We're going home!
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Oh, my God!
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[Cheering]
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Hell yeah!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Chet: Anybody know where
they keep the extra shampoo?
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- [Sabrina's "Boys (Summertime Love)" plays]
- ♪ Boys ♪
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♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪
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♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪
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♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪
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♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪
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Yeah, I smoked this one.
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My body's made up of 99% hairs.
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Chet, did you just take a shower?
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Yeah. There's one in, like, every cabin.
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- Get out of the way!
- Showers!
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[Indistinct shouting]
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Oh, my God.
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Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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Come on.
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[Squeals]
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Holy Mother of God.
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Oh, beds!
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Oh, my God, beds.
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Oh, my God.
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This is the nicest room
that's ever existed.
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Oh!
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It's a dream.
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Ooh, wait.
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Oh, sorry! I'm sorry.
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- No, no, no. I just... I want to.
- Okay?
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It's just a got to
scrub this down first.
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Yeah. I am also very, very filthy.
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So I will go scrub down my ding dong.
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Wow.
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I don't know why I said that.
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Okay. I'm gonna go.
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Yep.
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[Laughs]
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♪ Boys, boys, boys ♪
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♪
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[Song ends]
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Oh, come on!
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Hey, did the showers not
work for you guys, either?
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What the hell? Oh, the showers
worked for some people!
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Them!
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[Laughter]
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[Gasps] Owen!
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Oh, no.
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[Whispering] My ding dong!
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Well, nice work, idiots.
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The running water tanks are
completely tapped out.
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So that's it? There's no more water?
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Well, the pirates must've
kept it at a low level
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and rationed it.
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Unlike these hogs.
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- Hey!
- [Gasps]
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Everyone had the same
chance to take a shower.
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It's not my fault you were too busy
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playing with yourselves to take one.
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Hey! Babies, there's plenty
of bottled water downstairs!
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We can use that to wash our...
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We don't know how long
we're gonna be out at sea.
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That water is for drinking.
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Pick it up!
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Yeah. Yes, ma'am.
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Well, that's just great.
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Hope it was worth it for you people.
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[Scoffs] Um, what do you
mean by "you people"?
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You know exactly what I mean, bitch.
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- Whoa, hey!
- Guys, guys, hey!
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Come on! Okay, this
shower thing sucks, okay?
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But we can't start turning
on each other now.
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I think we should head
down to the mess hall.
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We'll get some food in us.
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We'll sit down in some chairs.
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- Huh? Chairs?
- I love chairs.
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Okay, we'll feel much better.
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Let's go. Come on.
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[Fog horn blows]
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So, what's the plan, Bruce?
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Well, I'm not normally one to
advocate for international trade
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'cause I think every goddamn thing
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should be made in America...
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land of the free, home of the brave.
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But if we was to find an
international shipping lane,
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we could flag down a ship.
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I think that's our only hope.
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That's a good plan.
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Man, Owen and the rest
of them are missing out.
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The three of us up here,
wind in our hair...
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We're like Vikings.
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Right. I'm one of those
classic Indian Vikings.
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Hold up.
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You're Indian?
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Yeah. I mean, I grew up in
Chicago, but I'm Indian.
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Why?
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Well, I think I should
tell you something.
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Here it comes.
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♪
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My sister-in-law's Indian.
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What?
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Yeah! Man, let me tell you.
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Y'all know how to throw a wedding.
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I mean, that bhangra dancing music?
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[Imitating beat] I mean,
I was sore for a week!
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You went to an Indian wedding?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. My
brother's real crunchy.
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He went full Hindu.
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I had to wear one of them...
what is that long, purple thing?
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- A sher...
- A sherwani?
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A sherwani! I was all up
in that sherwani, son.
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- [Laughs]
- You couldn't get me out of it.
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[Laughing] Yeah!
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♪
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My God.
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It's a feast for kings.
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We got cocktail meatballs,
sweet potato mash,
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succotash, and a shitload
of creamed corn.
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Good thing the toilets still work.
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So, we were just talking,
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and we should probably
get our food first.
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You know, those of us
who showered, I mean.
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Just 'cause, you know,
the rest of you guys
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handling food, I don't know.
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It doesn't seem hygienic, right?
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Makes sense to me.
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Come on. You can't be serious.
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Look, Owen, no one's saying
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you guys are second-class
citizens or anything.
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You're right. No one is saying that.
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Right. Totally. We agree.
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Come on, Cleans. Let's hit it.
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Coming through.
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Owen, if you want to... yeah.
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I'm just gonna come in here.
Don't touch! Hmm.
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Bruce: All right. So, picture this.
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So I'm there in the mandap
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sweating my ass off from the, the...
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- Yeah? The sacred fire!
- Sacred fire, yeah.
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Listen, man, I know! The
outfits are beautiful.
263
00:11:05,716 --> 00:11:07,525
- They just don't breathe.
- Why is that?
264
00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,820
- I don't understand.
- Talk to someone about that.
265
00:11:09,845 --> 00:11:12,197
Hey, you didn't do a baraat
procession, did you?
266
00:11:12,222 --> 00:11:14,525
Son, I was leading the damn horse!
267
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:16,126
- [Laughs]
- I was like, hop on in.
268
00:11:16,151 --> 00:11:17,456
Guide it, guide it,
guide it, guide it.
269
00:11:17,481 --> 00:11:18,731
Giddy up, giddy
up, come on.
270
00:11:18,756 --> 00:11:22,056
Yeah, and... and I bet the
bathrooms were packed!
271
00:11:22,722 --> 00:11:23,998
What do you mean?
272
00:11:24,023 --> 00:11:26,415
Well, 'cause of the
Indian food, you know?
273
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,139
Gives you the squirts.
274
00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:30,264
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
275
00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,656
That's a pretty gross
generalization, dude.
276
00:11:32,803 --> 00:11:34,758
Oh, I... I was just saying that it...
277
00:11:34,783 --> 00:11:36,377
You know, with the, um...
278
00:11:36,402 --> 00:11:38,281
I really like naan bread.
279
00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:41,272
Hey! Danny, do you mind going downstairs
280
00:11:41,297 --> 00:11:42,430
and grabbing us some grub?
281
00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:43,745
I feel like we got it from here.
282
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,572
- Right, Bruce?
- But the ship...
283
00:11:45,597 --> 00:11:47,845
It's really a two-man
operation at this point.
284
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:50,095
Plus, it's getting so crowded up here.
285
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,171
[Seagulls crying]
286
00:11:54,471 --> 00:11:56,037
Cool.
287
00:11:56,563 --> 00:11:58,719
Thanks.
288
00:11:59,918 --> 00:12:02,588
Talk about naan-starter, am I right?
289
00:12:02,613 --> 00:12:03,845
Oh, you got to give me up for that.
290
00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:05,346
- [Laughs]
- Oh, damn.
291
00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:08,212
[Indistinct whispering]
292
00:12:08,287 --> 00:12:10,009
Where are you guys going?
293
00:12:10,034 --> 00:12:13,335
Oh. We just think it's
best if we eat upstairs.
294
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,626
Oh.
295
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,337
Okay, we can get some chairs and...
296
00:12:16,363 --> 00:12:17,752
No, dude.
297
00:12:17,777 --> 00:12:19,677
Just us.
298
00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:22,325
Seriously?
299
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,417
Can't we all just eat together?
300
00:12:24,442 --> 00:12:27,080
Uh... no, Owen. We can't.
301
00:12:27,105 --> 00:12:29,656
- Because you people reek!
- Todd!
302
00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:31,595
I'm sorry. It's the truth, though.
Come on.
303
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,511
Of course it's the truth.
They're disgusting.
304
00:12:33,536 --> 00:12:34,845
But, you know, they're
still our friends.
305
00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,290
Well, every time I'm near them,
306
00:12:36,315 --> 00:12:39,683
all I smell is the stink
of that island...
307
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:43,306
the foulness, the death,
308
00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:45,131
Karen's B.O.,
309
00:12:45,156 --> 00:12:48,009
all the random dumps everywhere!
310
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,509
Don't you people get it?
311
00:12:49,534 --> 00:12:51,723
You're covered in filth!
312
00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:53,266
And I can't stand it!
313
00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,618
My God, I mean, the women
smell like the men,
314
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:59,127
and the men... You smell
like horse people.
315
00:12:59,152 --> 00:13:01,031
I'm sorry.
316
00:13:01,056 --> 00:13:02,814
I can't go back there.
317
00:13:02,839 --> 00:13:05,202
Come on.
318
00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:08,947
♪
319
00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:11,691
You coming, Florence?
320
00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:13,182
Florence.
321
00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:15,295
♪
322
00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:23,652
[Sad violin playing]
323
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:28,558
♪
324
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:32,493
Who is playing that?!
325
00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:35,322
I found it upstairs.
326
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,447
Well, can you stop?!
327
00:13:38,332 --> 00:13:39,832
[Sighs]
328
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,455
Will someone pass me a spoon?
329
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,535
Do we not have utensils?
330
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,027
The Cleans took them all!
331
00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:55,423
No. We are not animals.
332
00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:56,918
I am going upstairs.
333
00:13:56,943 --> 00:13:59,465
I am going to get us some silverware.
334
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,021
We will have some dignity!
335
00:14:01,046 --> 00:14:02,478
♪
336
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:04,136
Suit yourself.
337
00:14:04,161 --> 00:14:08,084
♪
338
00:14:08,753 --> 00:14:10,381
Hey, man!
339
00:14:10,406 --> 00:14:11,973
We got the ship running!
We're going home!
340
00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:13,546
Yeah, we felt the engines. That's great.
341
00:14:13,571 --> 00:14:14,747
It was my idea to find a shipping lane,
342
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:16,215
and Pack was all like, "No way, bro!"
343
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,677
- And I was like...
- I'm sorry, can this wait?
344
00:14:17,702 --> 00:14:20,357
'Cause I have to go now and
get our spoons and our forks
345
00:14:20,382 --> 00:14:22,115
from the goddamn shower people.
346
00:14:22,157 --> 00:14:23,289
The what?
347
00:14:23,314 --> 00:14:25,748
I know, right? Can you
believe that shit?
348
00:14:26,444 --> 00:14:27,777
[Cheerful violin playing]
349
00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:30,035
[Haughty laughter]
350
00:14:30,264 --> 00:14:31,597
Mmm.
351
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:32,896
[British accent] How
is your food, darling?
352
00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:34,340
[British accent] It's excellent.
353
00:14:34,365 --> 00:14:35,803
And how are you, Roger?
354
00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:38,421
[Indistinct chatter]
355
00:14:40,326 --> 00:14:43,494
[Sniffing]
356
00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:45,586
Oh, he's filthy.
357
00:14:45,611 --> 00:14:47,388
[Upper-class accent]
Sir, can I help you?
358
00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:49,637
Sir? It's Owen.
359
00:14:49,662 --> 00:14:51,670
Tell you what, my man.
360
00:14:51,695 --> 00:14:54,295
Be a good sport and go
back to your own kind.
361
00:14:54,439 --> 00:14:55,905
"Your own kind"?
362
00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:57,357
Todd, you sound insane right now.
363
00:14:57,382 --> 00:15:00,013
Wait, what is... Are these desserts?
364
00:15:00,038 --> 00:15:03,335
So is this why you guys have
been sneaking upstairs?
365
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,818
Well, there simply wasn't
enough for everyone, so...
366
00:15:05,843 --> 00:15:08,343
So you just decided to hoard
it all for yourselves?
367
00:15:08,368 --> 00:15:09,768
You guys take one shower,
368
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:12,160
suddenly you think you're
better than everybody else?
369
00:15:12,977 --> 00:15:14,718
Well, you're not. These
belong to us, too.
370
00:15:14,743 --> 00:15:16,061
Sir, just come with me, please.
371
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:18,013
Okay, stop calling me sir, you weirdo.
372
00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:19,618
Give him hell, Chetsworth!
373
00:15:20,384 --> 00:15:25,036
♪
374
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,982
[Haughty laughter]
375
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,034
Look! It's as if he's
covered in fessies [feces]!
376
00:15:40,059 --> 00:15:41,560
[Haughty laughter continues]
377
00:15:41,585 --> 00:15:43,402
Good God!
378
00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:46,302
Pick yourself up, my man!
379
00:15:46,327 --> 00:15:47,948
Come on!
380
00:15:47,973 --> 00:15:49,172
Oh, oh, oh!
381
00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:52,489
[Haughty laughter]
382
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:55,372
Shut up! You sound like "The Purge"!
383
00:15:55,397 --> 00:15:57,138
Oh, come now, Florence!
384
00:15:57,163 --> 00:16:00,864
We were just having a little
fun with the boy! [Laughs]
385
00:16:00,889 --> 00:16:02,881
I guess dessert's cancelled.
386
00:16:02,906 --> 00:16:05,383
[Haughty laughter]
387
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,929
Are there no forks?
388
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,115
Who gives a shit?
389
00:16:15,794 --> 00:16:17,482
It's weird.
390
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:19,773
I should be psyched
that we're going home,
391
00:16:19,798 --> 00:16:21,551
but this thing whole thing
with Owen and Florence,
392
00:16:21,576 --> 00:16:23,743
it's like, what the hell?
393
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:28,667
You know, suddenly, he's whipped?
394
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:31,534
I'm like, "Hi!"
395
00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:34,901
Remember me, your old best friend?"
396
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:40,003
And now, I just had to watch
Bruce and Pack become besties.
397
00:16:40,028 --> 00:16:41,945
I mean, it's weird.
They're a weird pairing!
398
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:44,260
They shouldn't be friends!
399
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:48,108
I just kind of feel
like the odd man out.
400
00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:50,542
♪
401
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:51,933
I'm sorry.
402
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:54,659
I think I just needed to talk it out.
403
00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:57,366
Thank you for listening, Karen.
404
00:16:57,499 --> 00:16:59,181
Hmm?
405
00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:01,011
What?
406
00:17:01,036 --> 00:17:02,698
Were you talking to me?
407
00:17:02,723 --> 00:17:04,105
Yeah, I was talking to you!
408
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,263
Weren't you listening?
409
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,399
Nope.
410
00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:07,479
But you were nodding your head!
411
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:08,999
You were looking at me the whole time!
412
00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:10,057
Oh, no.
413
00:17:10,082 --> 00:17:12,407
No, I was counting every pea I ate.
414
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,163
It's good to know how many I can take in
415
00:17:14,188 --> 00:17:15,994
before I need to make some more space.
416
00:17:16,019 --> 00:17:17,085
[Stomach gurgles]
417
00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:18,276
Oh, boy.
418
00:17:18,301 --> 00:17:19,500
Wow.
419
00:17:19,525 --> 00:17:21,725
Looks like the number's 484.
420
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,417
[Farting] Here we go.
421
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:24,355
All right.
422
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,347
Okay.
423
00:17:26,372 --> 00:17:28,038
♪
424
00:17:28,063 --> 00:17:29,975
- Owen, wait!
- Leave me alone.
425
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,966
I don't want to get my
"island stink" on you.
426
00:17:31,991 --> 00:17:34,527
No, listen! I'm really sorry.
427
00:17:34,552 --> 00:17:38,487
Well, whatever. You're
clean, I'm clearly not.
428
00:17:39,856 --> 00:17:41,629
What... Oh, my God.
429
00:17:41,654 --> 00:17:42,839
Oh, yeah.
430
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,481
Mm.
431
00:17:45,992 --> 00:17:47,526
[Laughs]
432
00:17:47,552 --> 00:17:49,904
♪
433
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:52,347
Is that better?
434
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,238
That's...
435
00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:55,435
Oh.
436
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,667
- That's good.
- Thank you.
437
00:17:56,692 --> 00:17:58,448
- Okay.
- [Laughs]
438
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:00,815
Wait a minute.
439
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,957
I think I know how to
put an end to this.
440
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:05,722
The guns?
441
00:18:05,747 --> 00:18:08,131
What? No! Oh, my God!
442
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,198
Oh, yeah. Um, what do you mean?
443
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,767
Come with me.
444
00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:14,307
I'm telling you, he shaved
half of his head off!
445
00:18:14,332 --> 00:18:15,965
[Laughter]
446
00:18:16,216 --> 00:18:18,890
Oh, man. I got to be
honest with you, Bruce.
447
00:18:18,915 --> 00:18:20,386
I was wrong about you.
448
00:18:20,411 --> 00:18:21,577
How do you mean?
449
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:24,570
Well, I thought you were
a certain type of guy.
450
00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:26,528
And it turns out you're
a lot more, you know.
451
00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:28,820
You know, and... and to think that
452
00:18:28,845 --> 00:18:30,557
if we hadn't landed on that island,
453
00:18:30,582 --> 00:18:33,190
we would've never gotten the
chance to know each other.
454
00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:34,948
I'm glad that we did.
455
00:18:34,973 --> 00:18:36,402
Amen to that, brother.
456
00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:38,527
- Yeah.
- Right there.
457
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,816
Hey, you know what my favorite part
458
00:18:39,841 --> 00:18:41,417
about being on that island was?
459
00:18:41,442 --> 00:18:42,712
Lay it on me, Big Bruce.
460
00:18:42,737 --> 00:18:44,637
There wasn't a single [bleep] Mexican.
461
00:18:44,662 --> 00:18:46,081
Yep, there it is. I'm
gonna get some air.
462
00:18:46,106 --> 00:18:47,058
All right. Sounds good, lil' buddy!
463
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,105
I'm here when you need me.
464
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,753
[Peaceful violin playing]
465
00:18:51,262 --> 00:18:53,823
♪
466
00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:58,909
Anyone up for a round of chair polo?
467
00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:01,761
Owen: Hey! Shower people!
468
00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:02,918
Oh!
469
00:19:02,943 --> 00:19:05,744
God, no!
470
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,147
Gah!
471
00:19:08,139 --> 00:19:09,408
[Whistles]
472
00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:12,768
[Dramatic music playing]
473
00:19:13,374 --> 00:19:16,112
♪
474
00:19:20,381 --> 00:19:24,037
Make them unclean!
475
00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,663
[Screaming]
476
00:19:26,886 --> 00:19:35,323
♪
477
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:38,737
♪
478
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,695
Hey!
479
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,975
♪
480
00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:55,294
[Somber music playing]
481
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,346
♪
482
00:19:57,386 --> 00:19:59,042
Sorry, Todd.
483
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,701
We've come too far to be divided now.
484
00:20:01,766 --> 00:20:03,503
♪
485
00:20:03,528 --> 00:20:06,347
[Normal voice] You're right.
486
00:20:08,261 --> 00:20:09,961
[Grunts]
487
00:20:10,113 --> 00:20:13,596
Hey, was I speaking with
an accent back there?
488
00:20:13,621 --> 00:20:15,988
Yeah.
489
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:20,261
Sorry I smashed corn down your crack.
490
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,886
[Normal voice] That's okay.
I didn't hate it.
491
00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:24,211
♪
492
00:20:24,236 --> 00:20:28,538
You and I... We are same now.
493
00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:30,354
What's wrong with you?
494
00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:32,323
Did you hit your head?
495
00:20:32,457 --> 00:20:35,652
[Thunder crashes]
496
00:20:35,677 --> 00:20:37,964
[Rain falling]
497
00:20:37,989 --> 00:20:39,489
Look!
498
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,996
Showers!
499
00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:46,816
♪
500
00:20:50,589 --> 00:20:52,236
Hey, are you okay, dude?
501
00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:53,761
Oh, yeah!
502
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,667
I'm Shawshankin' bro!
503
00:20:56,692 --> 00:21:00,737
Aah!
504
00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:07,995
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