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♪ La, la
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♪ La, la
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Narrator: Then again,
after humans discovered
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that prayer actually works...
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Pardon me, sir.
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Have you accepted the Lord
into your heart?
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Yeah, matter of fact,
I have.
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Pray me a hoagie.
Make it snappy.
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I’m starving ‐‐
a number seven with pimento!
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All right.
All right.
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Everyone cursed with belief
in their creator
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was finally useful.
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♪ La, la
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[ Crunch ]
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Yeah,
pray fly me home. Heh.
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Come on.
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Citizens grew used to having
all they desired ‐‐
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a number eight
with cheese...
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[ Crunch ]
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...number four,
hold the bun.
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[ Crunch ]
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They began to yearn
for the one thing
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that had eluded them ‐‐
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spiritual faith, number 19
with a side of hot soup.
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[ Angelic singing ]
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The second someone got God,
they were prayer‐jacked.
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Madness reigned.
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[ Engines whirring ]
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There was only one way
to make things right.
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Everyone agreed to drop
all faith
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and forever believe nothing
on the count of three.
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One, two...
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♪
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[ Laughing ]
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So Hank Alto experienced
a medical issue
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each time
he tried to pray.
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Ah!
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Hmm, those little fellas
want out.
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[ Clicking tongue ]
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[ Arms stretching ]
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Who’s sick of him?
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You’re sick of him,
huh?
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At that moment, Hank realized
all he ever wanted in life
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was his hands back so he could
pray for his hands back
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[ Hands snarl ]
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...because without prayer,
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you have to work
for your goals,
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and the hardest part
of improving yourself
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is deciding which purchase
will make you worthy of love.
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[ Engine revving ]
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Ah, this is a nice model.
Shall I ring it up?
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Let me get
your wallet.
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Well, I’d like to try it first,
s‐‐see how it looks.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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That’s considered
tacky behavior.
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Are you a tacky boy?
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But, um, how can I know
if I like it?
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Because you trust me
implicitly, baby.
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Don’t we got
a good thing going?
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I’d like to speak
with a manager.
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Hold on.
Shut your dirty mouth.
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I’m getting a text.
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Ah, I just made manager!
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[ Horn blaring ]
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Up top!
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Okay, then I... C‐‐can I talk
to the owner?
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Hold on.
Shh, quiet, quiet, let me...
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Yo, I just
bought this place.
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[ Horn blaring ]
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Up tip, yo!
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I’m not purchasing this TV
until I see how it plays!
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Fine. [ Scoffs ]
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Golly.
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Young girl: Help me!
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I can’t see!
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Where am I?
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Did I die?
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See?
It looks great, right?
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Shall we ring you up,
tacky boy?
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What’s that noise?
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That’s me yelling
about ringing you up.
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No, the voice,
it sounded like...
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[ Screaming ]
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Look, I’m not supposed
to do this.
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I’m going to be
honest with you.
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Why do you want a TV?
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Just to watch stuff,
to relax.
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[ Whispering ]
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I can’t really be dead.
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This is all in my head.
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Is it not relaxing?
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It’s the newest
high‐tech feature.
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You’re trying to
sell me a TV
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with a spirit of a dead
little girl trapped inside it!
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Yes!
That’s the feature.
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Do you not recognize her?
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Who is she?
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It’s you,
the part of you that died
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the day you learned
the truth.
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What truth?
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Her name is Gretchen.
It’s on all the latest models.
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Pretty neat what they can
do these days.
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Go on.
Ask her for something.
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No.
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She died so you
could have luxury,
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and you won’t even
give her a chance?
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What do ‐‐
What do I ask?
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W‐‐what does she do?
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Anything people want
from a TV.
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Okay.
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Gretchen, make me feel
better about my life.
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I’m stuck in here
filled with fear.
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Huh, that does make me
feel better.
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I’ll take it.
Great!
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[ Horn blaring ]
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I’ll just go ahead
and sign you up
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for the BGGBBR program at 300
smacks a month.
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Wait, what’s that?
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Gretchen is designed to creep
with such precision,
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hidden messages pop.
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I died for you.
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It’s all I do.
I died.
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The Blind Girl Goose
Bumps Braille
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Reading System
will decrypt them.
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[ Whispering ] I died.
It’s all I do.
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She died for me.
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This much is true.
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So ring me up
with the extended
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service protection plan,
too.
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I was never a gadget guy,
but this is pretty neat.
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I’m scared as hell.
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Wh‐‐ What does
that part say?
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[ Gasps ]
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It wants that I’m
to kill you
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for what you’ve done
to poor Gretchen!
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Wh‐‐ What did I do?
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It says, "You know,
that you must pay in pain."
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And how did you want
to pay for that?
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No!
Those bumps are a liar!
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Narrator: When you push
your fear away,
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it will emerge from somewhere
else stronger, angrier,
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strangle‐y‐er.
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[ Stretching ]
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We got us
a bubble pop.
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It got away.
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And we’re off.
[ Crying ]
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[ Screaming ]
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How do we stop it?
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With the fear itself.
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Nothing to be afraid of.
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Tech rep will work out
the kinks for you.
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Narrator: After all fear
escaped his body,
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Hank’s confidence
broke out.
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I love myself as I am!
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[ Stretching ]
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Aaaaaaah!
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[ Panting ]
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[ Smack! ]
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Yep, these are
all Twin Towers.
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How did this happen?
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You must have got
pretty arrogant lately.
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They call them
cocky pox.
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Can you pop them?
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Oh, absolutely not.
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They’re fully functional
places of work.
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Got a robust little economy
going, see?
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Oop, we got a jumper.
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Don’t do it, you little cutie!
[ Chuckles ]
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Best way to cheer them up
is jumper mint.
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[ Squeaking ]
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He’s scratching me!
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Get rid of them!
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Hmm, well,
I can prescribe you something
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to take them down
a peg.
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[ Engines whirring ]
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[ Explosions ]
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Hey, wow,
I feel like 100 bucks!
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Narrator:
After a health scare,
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we are reminded
what’s important ‐‐
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[Echoing] shopping.
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[ Coins clatter ]
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Paper or plastic?
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Uh, paper, please.
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[ All gasp ]
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You scum.
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You don’t care
about trees.
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You murder trees.
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No, no, sorry, yeah, no,
I’ll go with plastic.
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[ All gasp ]
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[ Cricket chirping ]
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Add more plastic
to the landfill?
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[ Squeak ]
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Why don’t you just strangle
a dolphin, too, sicko.
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My planet is gasping
her death because of you.
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[ Squeaks ]
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Oh, right, I’ll just hold
everything in my arm worms.
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[ Blows air
through teeth ]
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And waste the energy
that you could have used
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to help poor people.
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Okay,
I’ll go do that.
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♪ La, la
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♪ La, la
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♪ La, la
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Pfft. Really?
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[ Squeak ]
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Just soup,
nothing solid?
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[ Squeak ] Pfft.
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Oh‐ho‐ho, great,
number sevens.
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[ Squeak ]
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Folks need spiritual
nourishment
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to fill their souls...
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[ Squeak ]
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...and a place
to crash.
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♪ La, la
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Oh, blessings,
that’s all you got,
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no ascending to
a glorious realm?
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Pfft.
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Angelic singing ]
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Pfft.
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How do I even know you really
transcended our material plane
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and merged harmoniously
with the cosmos?
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Pfft, pfft.
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[ Squeak ]
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Pfft. Tss.
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[ Squeak ]
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Pfft. Tss.
[ Squeak ]
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Girl: The force of Ike’s scratch
made Ike’s face to turn red
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as his fidgeting finger
plunged deep in his head.
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When your giggling digit
grows a mind of its own,
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who knows who controls
the wriggles it gives.
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Ike’s finger discovered
and Ike then was shown
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the path of his brain
where righteousness lives.
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Oh, yeah, I’m so right.
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Oh, I’m so right!
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Girl: Once the spurt
of his rightness,
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it gushed and unfurled,
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he knew he must share
his gift with the world.
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How can I help you today,
brother?
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Oh, I’m so much better than you,
oh, me so better.
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Oh, me so better.
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Oh, oh, brother!
Oh, me so better!
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Why? Ooh!
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So though just a nub,
he continued to rub.
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He rubbed in the tub,
and he rubbed in the pub.
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He rubbed on the run,
all over the place.
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He rubbed just for fun
in everyone’s face.
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For the treasure God bakes
and makes you a man,
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his pleasure, he takes
when he feels better than.
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The worst knee to the groin
of the heart
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the world has seen
was envious green as
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Ike flicked his brain’s bean.
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This morality test made them vow
to do nice,
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so they plugged up his gush
and gave true sacrifice.
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[ Squeak, stretching ]
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[ Pop ]
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Proud Ike could no longer
make folks seem inferior.
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They each plunged a pointer
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through
their own head’s interior.
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00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,973
The same goo that had once made
folks feel so bad,
262
00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,769
that goo became good.
263
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,571
Oh, the gush that was had.
264
00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:39,973
This goo was the cure
for their spirits’ diseases.
265
00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:43,306
He lifted all hearts,
out‐gooded all geez‐s.
266
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:46,553
Now in lieu of the doing
of doing good things,
267
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:51,319
they’d feel just good feelings
of good the goo brings.
268
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,591
The goo was pure goodness.
It had to be.
269
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:58,461
They spread good like angels,
left good for free.
270
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,231
We stepped out for such truth.
271
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,660
What’s this nub thing,
where, how?
272
00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,966
He is the proof
that it’s real.
273
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,739
Man:
I’m rubbing mine now.
274
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:12,539
♪ There’s blood
in the kitchen ♪
275
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,812
♪ There’s blood in the hall
276
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,782
♪ There’s blood in the parlor
277
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,911
♪ Where my lady did fall
278
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:27,788
♪ Long Lankin was hanged
on a gibbet so high ♪
279
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:34,360
♪ And the false nurse was burned
in a fire close by ♪
280
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,204
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