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ADULT ADAM:
Ah, proms of the '80s.
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Tons of taffeta,
tuxes with tails,
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top hats,
and over-the-top hair.
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With William Penn's big night just around the corner,
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it was time to man up
and see if Brea Bee
would go with me.
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Dude, now's your chance.
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I can see that, Dave Kim.
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I have eyes
and extremely robust
corrective lenses.
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So, why aren't
you going in?
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Maybe because
if she says no,
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my heart will explode,
and I'll die of shame!
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Shame means
nothing to you.
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Remember that time
you were wearing khakis
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and you sat
on that brownie?
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You mean yesterday?
Yes, I do.
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I'm gonna go do the thing.
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Brea and I had held hands,
couple's skated,
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shared off-campus lunches,
and went for ice cream.
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But she was the most
popular girl in school,
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and I never quite knew
where I stood.
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What I did know was I was
about to ask her to prom.
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Hey, Brea...
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Let's go to prom.
You're asking me?
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Tables turned!
Women can do it!
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Working Girl.
Melanie Griffith.
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Sexy, but competent.
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Let the River Run.
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Is there a yes in there?
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Yes!
A thousand times yes!
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[CHUCKLES]
I'm so excited!
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♪♪
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And while the moments
that followed
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might not have happened
exactly this way,
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here's what it felt like.
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♪ Wake me up
before you go-go
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♪ Don't leave me
hanging on like a yo-yo
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Don't touch me, freak!
With pleasure.
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Give me your lunch,
Goldnerd.
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It's my mom's meatloaf
on pumpernickel.
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You're in for a treat.
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♪ ...when you hit that high
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♪ Wake me up
before you go-go
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Three, two...
Basketball.
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♪ Take me dancing tonight
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That's my dad's ball.
I'm not supposed
to get trash on it!
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♪ You take the gray skies
out of my way
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♪ Hoo, hoo
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♪ You make the sun shine
brighter than Doris Day
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♪ Turned a bright spark
into a flame
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Hey!
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GIRL: Let's go, girls!
Five, six, seven, eight!
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♪ 'Cause you're my lady,
I'm your fool
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♪ It makes me crazy
when you act so cruel
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Who's
the short-haired girl?
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It's me!
Go Quakers!
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♪ We'll go dancing
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♪ Everything will be all right
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go
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♪ Don't leave me
hanging on like a yo-yo ♪
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Hey! I don't even
know who you are.
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Read your arm!
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Goldberg, stop dancing
to your inner soundtrack!
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Dance with me!
This isn't infectious!
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Get off me!
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Oh!
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[CHUCKLES]
Mom!
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What are you doing here?
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After last week,
you probably need
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a new pair of
rescue underwear
for your locker.
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That's the worst thing
I've ever heard,
but I don't care!
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Jitterbug!
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Oh! [CHUCKLES]
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Wha!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM:
It was May 13th,
1980-something,
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and Erica and Geoff
were accomplishing
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the mundane but necessary
tasks of adulthood.
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Dude, guess what
I just bought.
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Something excessive
and frivolous,
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like another indoor
vertical tomato garden?
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That sounds awesome,
but no.
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I got stamps!
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For mailing stuff?
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Wow. You're kind of an adult!
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I'm all the way adult!
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I don't know why people are
always complaining about it.
It's easy.
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Well, I did my thing
for the day,
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so now
it's sweatpants o'clock.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS,
ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
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LINDA: Geoffrey,
it's your mother.
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Uhp, here comes
the daily recap.
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I went to the store,
got some TP,
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the kind your dad likes
on his tushie.
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Oh, and speaking of him,
he had a minor
massive heart attack
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and we're
at Abington Memorial.
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Miss you.
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
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My dad had a heart attack!
Oh, wow.
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Wow, wow, wow.
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Stop saying "wow"!
What do I do?
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Uhhh...
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Stop saying "er-uh"!
I've got to get down there!
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♪♪
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Are you coming?
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Do you need me to come?
Yes!
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Then I guess
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
that's what I'm doing.
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ADULT ADAM: Yep, turns out
when it came to a crisis,
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Erica might not have been
as adult as she thought.
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Dad, thank God.
Are you okay?
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Part of my heart died
because of a lack of
blood flow.
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Yeah. I'm a regular
Bo Jackson.
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Dad only uses sarcasm
when he's vulnerable!
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Oh, it's gonna be
perfect and fine.
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Mom's sugar-coating
everything
'cause she's in denial!
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It is nice to know
that you have this
all under control,
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so I am just gonna
scooch on out of here.
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And... Oh. Okay.
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That is a bathroom
with a chair in the shower.
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You can't leave now.
I-I need you here.
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In this room?
With all the...beeping
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and the tubes
filled with fluid
going into your dad?
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And... Oh, God,
that one seems to be
going against traffic!
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BARRY: I came
as soon as I heard.
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First question,
who needs a hug?
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There you go.
Know you are loved.
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Geoff, are you crying?
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No! Yes! I am!
I'm sorry!
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Let it out.
Tears are the words
the heart can't say.
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My heart quit a job
it had for 67 years.
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Lou, look at me.
I'm getting the best care
available for you.
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The best.
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I'm pre-med, so you know
I mean business.
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Your words
are meaningless.
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But your firm
and encouraging tone
sets me at ease.
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Where's the doctor?
As your advocate,
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I'm gonna need
more tests.
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Many of them unnecessary,
expensive, and invasive.
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I don't know why,
but I'm gonna get him.
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Sit, Linda.
You need your strength.
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We all need
your strength.
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Barry, I am so glad
you're here.
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I feel a calmness
washing over me.
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Good. Let me be
your human bubble bath.
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I'll be right back
and you can all soak in me.
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The hell was that?
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I guess your brother's a rock
in these situations.
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Well, people do
go out of their way
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to avoid him
at the beach.
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ADULT ADAM:
As Erica proved
she was no rock,
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I was gonna use movies to
help me have a rocking prom.
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Okay, I got Footloose,
Back to the Future,
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and the John Hughes
tour de force
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Pretty in Pink.
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In the real world,
Molly Ringwald
would never end up
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with the handsome
rich kid, Blane.
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Then who?
[SCOFFS] Duckie?
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They deserve each other.
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Him with his dumb hats
and her with that
crappy dress.
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That dress is iconic!
They named the movie
after it!
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It wasn't
even flattering.
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Too much frill
and those puffy arms.
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Not for Dave Kim.
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Thank God the fashion house
of Dave Kim has weighed in.
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I know two things.
Fashion and women.
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Brea will obviously be
voted prom queen,
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while you'll be left
in the shadows,
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literally, holding her
tasteful, beaded clutch.
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That's nonsense,
Dave Kim.
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Dave Kim
speaks the truth.
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Johnny Atkins?
What are you doing here?
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Returning and re-renting
Moonstruck.
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And you got big problems.
Trust me. I was you.
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Whoa!
That's a guy who could work
at a deli without a hairnet.
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It was
my first junior year.
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And I scored a date
with the prettiest,
coolest chick in school.
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Good for you.
Bad for me.
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The night
started off magical,
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but then
she was crowned queen
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and left
in the king's white limo
to the airport Radisson.
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Oh, no, Dave Kim's
scenario has merit!
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After that prom,
I stopped studying,
got into prog rock,
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and never cut my hair again.
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That seems like
an overreaction,
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and your hair
should be much longer,
but wow!
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I'm gonna need you
more than ever tonight,
Cher.
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Show me how stereotypical
Italians love!
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Whatever! I like Brea
and she likes me.
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I'm not worried.
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Mama, I'm worried.
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Who put you in such
a state of agitation?
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I'll have them expelled
or fired from school,
depending on their age.
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I'm going to prom
with Brea.
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That cute redhead? Oh.
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Well, if it couldn't be me,
I'm happy it's her.
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But I'm worried
once she's queen,
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I'll be spending
the night alone
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as she's showered
with rose petals
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while riding across the gym
on a white stallion.
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I don't know how it works.
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How it works is Mama
is gonna make you prom king.
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You can do that?
I can do whatever I want.
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Literally no rules
apply to me.
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ADULT ADAM: It was true.
For my mom,
making me prom king
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meant nothing
was off limits.
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We legally
change your name
to "Prom King."
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People will check it
on the ballot
'cause they're dumb.
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We have one of my bras
sticking out of
your backpack.
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I'm thinking
my black lacy one,
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but you pick
your favorite.
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We use a cool new student,
Don Steele,
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to split the popular vote.
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Don Steele's secret?
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He's me.
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Those are technically options
and also some crimes.
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Could you guys be quiet?
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I'm trying to watch
M.A.S.H.
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They say it's a comedy,
so I-I guess it is.
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Murray, your child
is in crisis.
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What are you talking about?
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He's going with
the most popular
girl in school.
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Therefore, he's popular.
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It does?
Yeah. Kids are morons.
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They see you
with that girl,
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then they think
you're special,
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and before you know it,
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you're elected
captain of the dance.
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It's not that easy,
Murray.
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But Dad's saying it is,
which fits with my agenda.
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By tomorrow, I'll be sitting
on that prom court!
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Well, for your sake,
I hope so.
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But if not,
you've got your pick
of your mom's bras.
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Ugh.
[CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, you're a lucky boy.
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ADULT ADAM: While my dad
was being unusually
supportive of me,
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Erica's attempts to be
supportive of Geoff
were unusual.
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Who says I don't take care
of my people, huh?
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Geoff, for you,
it's PayDay!
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What are you
talking about?
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It's like
a chocolate bar
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but without
any chocolate.Oh, good.
243
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Now I can wish for chocolate
and more years with my dad.
244
00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:49,294
There you go. And Linda,
you scored a Skor bar.
245
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Different spelling.
246
00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:51,906
I'm the best.
247
00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:53,995
Please, just
let me sit here
with my thoughts.
248
00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:56,171
De-nied!
249
00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:58,869
Who's ready for my famous
homemade chicken noodle soup?
250
00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,871
Famous? The only thing
you're famous for
251
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is fighting one of
those animatronic bears
at ShowBiz Pizza.
252
00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:04,484
And my soup.
253
00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,486
This smells
so delicious.
254
00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,966
It has a secret ingredient...
Love.
255
00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,620
And beans and beef stock.
256
00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:11,752
Technically,
it's a chili.
257
00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,449
Hi, Schwartz family.
258
00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,583
Just stopping by to say
Lou is out of surgery
and everything went great.
259
00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,933
Oh, thank God.
He's still recovering,
260
00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:20,500
but you can
see him soon.BARRY: Not so fast.
261
00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,414
I'm Mr. Future
Dr. Barry Goldberg.
262
00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,112
I'd like to know more
about the procedure.
263
00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:25,983
I'm not sure we need
the gory specifics.
264
00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:28,551
It's important we know
exactly what Lou
has been through
265
00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,466
so I can tailor
my support strategy
266
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,946
to his unique path
to recovery.
267
00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,948
Barry's right.
We should know.
268
00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:35,558
I-If you want to step out
or something, it's okay.
269
00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:36,907
I'm here. [CHUCKLES]
270
00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,648
I can't tell you
how many times
I've looked at Lou
271
00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,389
and wondered
what goes on in there.DR. MITTLEMAN: Okay.
272
00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,217
First, I made
an eight-inch incision
through the chest.
273
00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,871
[GAGS]
274
00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,916
You sure
you wanna stay?I'm lovin' it.
275
00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,962
Then I used a bone saw
to crack open the sternum.
276
00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,441
Ohh.
277
00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,443
For those of you
keeping track,
Lou is open.
278
00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,358
Then I used a tool
called a rib spreader.
279
00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:54,751
[GAGS]
280
00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,405
Oh, I'm never gonna eat
at Tony Roma's again.
281
00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:59,060
So, by this point,
I am wrist-deep
in chest cavity...
282
00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,235
I'm down.
283
00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,715
ADULT ADAM: As Erica
couldn't handle the doctor,
284
00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,413
it was time to see
if I had a shot
at becoming prom king.
285
00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,545
ADAM: Oh, no!
286
00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,372
You really thought
you had a chance, bro?
287
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:10,158
My dad lazily implied
that Brea's popularity
would rub off on me.
288
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,551
It did not.
289
00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,987
This is okay.
I'm still going with Brea,
290
00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,162
and we're gonna have
a great time.
291
00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,686
To paraphrase
Cher's character
in Moonstruck...
292
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,209
[BAD ITALIAN ACCENT]
Snap out of it!
293
00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:19,646
There's my handsome
prom date.
294
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,299
You ready for lunch?
Big time!
295
00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:24,651
As Brea took my hand,
I realized I had
nothing to worry about.
296
00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,217
Of course we were equals!
297
00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,655
And all our peers
would see it the same way.
298
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,221
Hey, Brea!
You got prom queen locked up!
299
00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:31,701
And me locked down!
300
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,442
No one's talking to you,
freshman.
301
00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:34,922
Junior!
Nah. That's not right.
302
00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,750
I think I know what grade
I'm in, thank you.
303
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,969
Turns out, maybe I did have
something to worry about.
304
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,754
Hey, Brea, let's talk about
the prom after-party
305
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,190
when you're done giving
this new student a tour.
306
00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,801
Walls, I go here!
307
00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,195
We shared a motel room
on that school trip
to the state capital!
308
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,589
Damn.
That you, Night Light?
309
00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:50,677
Yes, and moving on!
310
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,766
Hey, prom queen!
You wanna roll with me?
311
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:55,246
I got a couple of dates,
but, uh, I'll ditch them.
312
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,074
That's really sweet.
But I'm going
with Adam Goldberg.
313
00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:58,946
Mm. Doesn't ring a bell.
It's me!
314
00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,512
This is kind of
a private conversation, bro.
315
00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:01,644
We're holding hands!
316
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,819
And you're squeezing
really hard.
317
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,865
Let go of her, dude.
You don't even know her.
318
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,040
See you at the prom, Brea.
319
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,215
Yep, I had to
do something.
320
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,391
Mama, make me king!
321
00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:10,740
Done!
322
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,089
She didn't even
take off her apron
323
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,483
and there's still a pan
on the stove!
324
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:15,832
She takes care
of her kids.
325
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:19,488
But history has proven
when you involve your mom,
it ends badly!
326
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,316
Haven't you
learned that by now?
327
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,013
You would think,
but I'm gonna be king!
328
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,275
Ah.
329
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:29,716
Erica was determined
to support Geoff
in his time of need.
330
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,240
Unfortunately,
she needed Barry.
331
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,546
Shouldn't you be giving
Geoff's mom another foot rub?
332
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,158
Which, by the way,
was the most upsetting thing
I saw at that hospital.
333
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,638
I needed a lot of lotion.
334
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,291
It's been a dry winter
for Linda.
335
00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,293
Oh, my God.
Are those Geoff's BVDs?
336
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:45,340
You may not be aware
'cause you're off
on Erica Island,
337
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,863
but there's news
from the mainland
338
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,560
that Geoff's dad
has a heart issue.
339
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:49,953
I know!
340
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,303
I also know that I suck
as a caregiver.
341
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,435
But what makes me
the most crazy
342
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,177
is that you're
good at it. How?
343
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,875
I have full access
to my explosive emotions
at any time.
344
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,486
I've seen you fight animals,
birds. All God's creatures.
345
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,792
My space is my space.
346
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,447
But, on the upside,
I can also feel deeply
for others
347
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,709
in a time of great need.
348
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,972
I can't believe
I'm asking you this,
349
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,495
but can you teach me?
350
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,323
Erica, the answer
to your troubles is TEEF.
351
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,411
Are you trying to say
the word "teeth"?
352
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,978
TEEF.
353
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:18,112
Stands for Tone, Eye contact,
Empathy, and Food.
354
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,375
You do know the word "feet"
is right there for ya.
355
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,419
Let's jump in
with both TEEF.
356
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,204
First, tone.
357
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:24,640
Observe.
358
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,947
Pops, I have some
very upsetting news.
359
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,209
We're out of
cream cheese.
360
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,906
Oh, no.
I had a hankering,
361
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,343
but the way you said it
made it all okay.
362
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,736
I'll just use
butter and jam.
363
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,607
Now the second E...
Empathy.
364
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:36,913
What happened
to the first E?
365
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,175
There's an order
to this.
366
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:42,005
Pops, I once ran out of
cream cheese, too.
367
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,528
I empathize.
368
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,314
Wow, I'm not so alone
on this journey.
369
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,402
Can you go faster?
370
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:48,925
That brings me
to the first E...
371
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,187
Eye contact.
372
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,146
Pops,
let my eyes tell you
373
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,669
I'm here for you
374
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,802
during this difficult
cream cheese time.
375
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,804
Your big, wet peepers
are incredibly intense
376
00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,153
and off-putting,
377
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,328
but then it kinda settles.
378
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,156
And next is food.
379
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:05,463
I'm talking about nourishment
for the body and soul.
380
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,944
Cream cheese?
You did it, Barry!
381
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,598
You got me through this!
382
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,644
No, he didn't! He created
a cream cheese crisis
so he could solve it!
383
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,082
And yet I feel better.
384
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,388
Erica, you should get in
on this TEEF thing.
385
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,042
I got nothing less insane.
386
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,174
I'm gonna go find Geoff.
387
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,262
And, uh,
give him these for me.
388
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,699
Whoa. How did you get
his T-shirts so soft?
389
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,832
Same way I get my hair
so soft... Fabric softener.
390
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,398
ADULT ADAM: While Barry
was saving the day,
391
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,965
my mom was coming
to my rescue.
392
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,054
Thank you for seeing me
on such short notice.
393
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,839
You were sitting in here
when I walked in,
394
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,015
so that was
no notice at all.
395
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,408
And then I when I asked you
to leave, you said,
396
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:38,932
"I'm not your hair."
397
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,891
Now down to business.
Adam needs to be prom king.
398
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,719
Ha! The voting's
already done.
He got zero!
399
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,329
He didn't even vote
for himself!
400
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,983
Then just lose
the prom court.
401
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,899
Do the popular kids
really need to be crowned?
402
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,032
I mean, what kind of message
does that send to the others?
403
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,034
Suck less?
Be beautiful
on the outside.
404
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,688
And isn't it your duty
to protect those kids?
405
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:59,300
My only duty is to my cats
and the Freemasons.
406
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,998
And crowning the prom king
and queen is tradition.
407
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,826
A tradition
of unfairness.
408
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,828
I bet your proms
weren't so great.
409
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:06,916
I didn't even
go to mine.
410
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,657
The six girls I asked
all said no
411
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,877
in various cruel
and elaborate ways.
412
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,052
It was like a game
for them.
413
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,576
I went to my prom,
and it was a lovely time.
414
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,447
We drank punch,
we danced,
415
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:19,929
and then we went back
to our dormitories
at our all-boys school.
416
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,452
See? Life is unfair.
417
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,019
The prom shouldn't
make it worse.
418
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,891
That makes sense.
419
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,544
This is a Quaker school.
420
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,068
We shouldn't endorse
any tradition
421
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,113
that makes the uggos
feel bad.
422
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,767
So you'll do away
with the prom court?
423
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,334
I'm killin' the prom
altogether.
424
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,465
[BLEEP] you say?
You're right.
425
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,858
Prom... Bad.
426
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,034
No prom... Good.
No, no, no.
427
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,167
You play with fire,
you get Woodburned!
428
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,690
Technically,
she just got Balled.
429
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,301
Look out, world,
Dale and Earl
are swingin' back!
430
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,694
ADULT ADAM: My mom
had overcorrected.
431
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,914
Her only hope was
I wouldn't be too upset.
432
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,090
You got my [BLEEP]
prom cancelled?
433
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,395
It's not
a complete loss.
434
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:52,527
They did replace it
with...
435
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,312
"The Egalitarian
Quaker Gathering of Friends"?
436
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,053
What the hell
even is that?
437
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,881
It is exactly like a prom,
438
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,361
except there's no dates
or music,
439
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:01,710
and it's
in the late afternoon.
440
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,407
That's a school assembly!
441
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:06,149
Like when McGruff
the Crime Dog came
to talk about safety,
442
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,847
but wouldn't stop
frisking me.
443
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,892
But now you and Brea
are equals.
444
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,286
And isn't that
the happy takeaway here?
445
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,983
Screw this noise,
I'm walkin' home.No!
446
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,680
I'll get you two proms!
447
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,552
You've done enough.
I'm gonna handle this myself.
448
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,163
As I tried to undo
my mom's damage,
449
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,035
Erica set out
to do right by Geoff.
450
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,950
Thanks, hon.
I needed a break
from the hospital.
451
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,777
There was a baby
in the maternity ward
452
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,301
that had a full head
of black hair.
453
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,825
Like a tiny anchorman.
It was very unsettling.
454
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,871
Life's a rainbow of
possibilities.
Now let's do this thing.
455
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,742
Starting with food!
456
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,613
Boom! Comfort hoagie
flying in!
457
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,398
[MUFFLED GRUNT] Whoa!
458
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,922
That was way more corned beef
than I was ready for!
459
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,490
And pickle spears, slaw,
and sauerkraut.
460
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,274
I got you!
461
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,842
You know what'd be nice
after I choke down
all this cabbage...
462
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,149
Just a quiet moment
where I don't really
have to think and...
463
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,194
What are you doing now?
Making soothing eye contact.
464
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,022
But you're laser-ing
through my soul!
It hurts!
465
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,198
Good, you're raw and ready.
Here comes some empathy.
466
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,808
I thought we were just gonna
sit on this blanket.
467
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,941
[DEEPER VOICE] It's all
going to be okay, Geoffrey.
468
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,595
What is that voice?
469
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:01,465
[NORMAL VOICE]
It's an unwavering and
understanding tone.
470
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,553
It conveys safety.
471
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,425
It conveys Darth Vader.
472
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:08,081
Damn it, I'm sorry.
I just was trying
to comfort you.
473
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,430
Clearly I don't know
what I'm doing,
474
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,823
so if you need someone,
just call Barry.
475
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,129
I-I would.
But he's with my mom.
476
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,609
He promised her
a Barry day.
477
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,741
ADULT ADAM: While Erica's plan to comfort Geoff fell short,
478
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,788
I had come too far
to let anything
get in the way of my prom.
479
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:20,920
Ball, we need to talk!
480
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,182
No need to thank me.
481
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,445
Canceling prom
is my gift to you
482
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,794
and...all those like you.
483
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,622
It's a dork present.
For you!
484
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:28,884
Thanks
for the translation.
485
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,668
But I actually have
a prom date.
486
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,236
Let me guess...
She's a camp friend
no one has ever seen?
487
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,238
I did the work for you,
buddy.
488
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,370
Relax.
489
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,849
But I'm going to prom
with Brea Bee!
490
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,416
And Lynda Carter and I
are going camping
491
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,070
in the Delaware Water Gap.
No!
492
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,637
Brea and I are dating,
and this prom was the thing
493
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,465
that was gonna
cement us as a couple.
494
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,249
If I had taken someone
like Brea Bee to my prom,
495
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,208
I would've been
unstoppable.
496
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,558
Or at least not travel
with a coupon folder.
497
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:53,300
And I could've been
President of these
United States.
498
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,215
Sure, Reagan takes California,
499
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,826
but the rest of those dominoes
fall Ball's way.
500
00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,307
And now I have a chance
not to end up
like either of you.
501
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,830
Isn't that worth
fighting for?
502
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,963
I'd made my case.
503
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:07,531
Yeah, it was a long shot,
but this would be a win
for geeks everywhere.
504
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:11,361
Attention, students,
prom is back on.
505
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,450
You can just do that?
I'm principal.
I have unchecked power.
506
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,367
Attention, students,
prom is off again.
507
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,283
Just kidding.
It's on.
508
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,328
It's a rollercoaster,
but I'll take it.
509
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,417
Brea, did you hear?
About prom?
510
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,549
Yeah, those announcements
were super weird.Yeah.
511
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,509
But I got it un-cancelled.
So now it's all good.
512
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,337
Is it?
513
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,555
'Cause there's this rumor
that you were the one
514
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,556
that got it cancelled
in the first place.
515
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,601
Fff... No.
516
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:35,603
It was my mom.
517
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:36,952
She went rogue.
518
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,258
At my request.
519
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,694
At your request?
520
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,913
I was a little worried
that you were gonna
become prom queen.
521
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,350
Wh... A-And you'd have
a problem with that?
522
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,568
No.
523
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:45,700
But sure.
524
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,049
I mean,
there's always a chance
525
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,703
you were gonna get
whisked away by the king
526
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,966
and then pulled into his
Doctor Detroit-style limo
527
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,141
with a hot tub
in the back, right?
528
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:52,968
That's what you think
is gonna happen?
529
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,317
I'm not sure about
the hot tub.
530
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,102
That might not even be
street legal.
531
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,451
I mean, the weight
of the water alone.
532
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,887
If that's what
you really think of me,
533
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,193
then I don't even want
to go to prom with you.
534
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,978
♪♪
535
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,327
♪ Jitterbug ♪
536
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,201
ADULT ADAM:
Since I wasn't going
to my real prom,
537
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,551
I sought comfort in some
prom-themed entertainment.
538
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,292
Why are there
a bunch of people
on my screen
539
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,076
and none of them
are Cagney and Lacey?
540
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,338
Because it's
Pretty in Pink.
541
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,513
There's a crime.
Look at that kid's
dumb hair.
542
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,124
ADAM: That's Duckie.
543
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,560
He doesn't end up
with the girl, either.
544
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,475
So, why doesn't Dookie
fight for the girl?
545
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,085
Because she clearly
wants to be with Blane.
546
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,565
So, you want
to be like Blaze,
547
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,393
but you're
more like Duffy?
548
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,917
It's Blane and Duckie.
But yeah.
549
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,005
I think you're
more like that one
550
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,224
with the Ronald McDonald hair.
551
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,008
You mean Molly Ringwald?
Melanie Grizwald.
552
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,966
Molly. Ringwald.
553
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,577
I don't hear
a difference.You should.
554
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,535
Yeah, well...
She just shows up
555
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,755
and everything worked out,
just like it can for you.
556
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,583
I don't know,
prom already started.
557
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,063
Didn't stop
Mopsy Rainbird.
558
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,847
Dad, I appreciate it,
559
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,718
but life doesn't work out
like in the movies.
560
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:48,937
Usually not.
561
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,808
But every once in a while,
you get a movie moment.
562
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,593
And whether you do
something with it...
563
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:53,811
Well, that's up to you.
564
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,248
Thanks, Dad.
565
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,814
Ah.
566
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,773
Sure, the names
were crazy off,
567
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,775
but my dad's advice
was spot-on.
568
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,951
Every now and then,
the guy knew what
he was doing.
569
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,780
Did you say all that
just so you could watch
Cagney & Lacey?
570
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,347
I can have
more than one motivation.
571
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,131
You're a good dad.
572
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,047
And a good husband.
573
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,397
Sometimes
we're in this together.
574
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,311
ADULT ADAM: And for
my mom and dad,
575
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,096
doing things together
did the trick.
576
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,533
As for me,
I was on my own,
577
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:23,232
but thanks to my parents,
I knew what I had to do.
578
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:27,628
♪ Please don't take
my heart away
579
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:31,066
♪ Promise me
just one more night
580
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,981
Brea, we need to talk.
581
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,244
About how you thought
I was gonna ditch you
the first chance I got?
582
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,768
I asked you, remember?
583
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,596
I know.
584
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,424
I'm an idiot.
585
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,644
And also, holy crap,
you look amazing.
586
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:44,993
It's not gonna be
that easy.
587
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:47,343
I also know I got caught up
in all the wrong things.
588
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,346
It's not about
how popular you are.
589
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,696
All that matters
is that I'm with you.
590
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,002
That's in
the right direction.
591
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,439
And I don't care about
what other people think of me.
592
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,398
What's important is
what you think of me.
593
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,401
The girl of my dreams.
594
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,534
I'm starting to remember
why I asked you.
595
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,145
This time,
I'm asking you.
596
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,150
Brea Bee, will you please
be my prom date?
597
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,546
Yes,
a million times yes.
598
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,331
♪ I touch you once
599
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,724
ADULT ADAM: And with that,
my prom was saved.
600
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:23,466
It just took trusting my gut
and being honest.
601
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,120
Turns out,
that's all you got to do
602
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,600
for the ones
you care about.
603
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,254
Damn it!
604
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,560
Need some help?
605
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,954
I was trying to make
these cookies for you, but...
606
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,825
Why am I so awful at this?
607
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,306
You're not.
I really am.
608
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,439
Geoff, look at us.
We're playing house.
609
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,962
We live together,
610
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:43,573
but the first time
a real adult thing comes up,
I can't help you.
611
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,836
No one can.
Something terrible
happened.
612
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,056
And the hospital's horrible.
It makes everyone
uncomfortable.
613
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,884
Not Barry.
614
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,842
It's well established
that Barry's not like
other people.
615
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,018
And I don't need you
to be Barry.
616
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,152
I don't need you to say
or do anything.
617
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,501
I just need you
to be there.
618
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,286
Just be there?
That's it?
619
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,504
That's it.
620
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,679
That's enough
to make me feel better.
621
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,464
I can do that.
622
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,511
ADULT ADAM: It's easy to get
in our own heads,
623
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,079
but then you remember
that the best thing you can
do for the people you love
624
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,646
is just show up.
625
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,912
The thing is,
life isn't about
626
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,609
who we think
we're supposed to be
627
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,785
or how
we're supposed to act.
628
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:25,093
It's about allowing
the people we love
to bring out the best in us.
629
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,921
It's late.
I'm not going anywhere.
630
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,358
From life's
toughest moments...
631
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,101
...to the sweetest ones...
632
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,625
♪ Ooh, ooh
633
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,497
♪ Ooh, ooh
634
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,455
♪ If you leave
635
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,501
♪ Ooh, ooh
636
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:42,850
♪ Ooh, ooh
637
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,721
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
638
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,376
ADULT ADAM:
...life can be pretty
in any color.
639
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,987
Yep, as time goes by,
the details get fuzzy,
640
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,467
but one thing's
never been clearer...
641
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:56,733
It was 1980-something,
and it was awesome.
642
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,866
♪♪
643
00:20:58,909 --> 00:20:59,693
Welcome to the prom.
644
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,261
[BELL DINGS]
645
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:09,137
No! The Flyers lost!
You suck, Ron Hextall!
646
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,531
It's okay, Big Tasty.
It's just a game.
647
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,184
Barry's trying
to TEEF himself.
648
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,925
No way.
It can't be done.
649
00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:17,058
Look at me.
Wow. He's really lockin'
eyes with himself.
650
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,713
We've been there before,
but this too shall pass.
651
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:20,975
He really feels
for himself.
652
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,716
Yeah, but he needs food
to finish the job,
653
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:23,891
and we're
out of popcorn.
654
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,153
It's all kernels!
655
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,763
Ugh! Ugh!
656
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,112
I hate you, Flyers!
657
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:29,636
And...he's learned
nothing.
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