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We met in New York,

when I was finishing my first film.

She was an aspiring theater actress.

we both could use a change of scenery,

so, we crossed all the country, to Los Angeles.

I've Never been with a woman like Sammy.

I already had relationships in the past,

around 20, approximately.

most of these girls I have thrown them away,

after, say, less than a week.

The longest lasted less than a month.

And now, I meet the woman of my dreams.

She has been with me for a year and five months already.

I don't know why I have so much luck.

You don't have to do anything like this.

I mean, I look at her!

And look at me!

Are you dying?

Sammy was nearly perfect. Except for one thing...

Do John?

What Sammy?

The only thing unusual about Sammy, is that he had been alone with another type.

John. She was a first year, when he was in the last. Unlike...

...of the majority of the first great loves,

the two overcame all obstacles and eventually married.

Even before she could drink...

...alcohol legally in your own wedding.

of course I still love him and always will.

John is a member of Mensa and also an ex-wrestling champion,

that could compete in The Olympic Games.

If he had not chosen to live a stable life...

...to follow in the footsteps of his famous father.

graduated from the Faculty of Medicine of Harvard...

...and became an eminent surgeon.

Now John earns, after tax, of $800,000 per year.

The two were to each other and divorced...

...a few months before it inexplicably fell in love with me.

John, this is Sam. Sam, this is John.

Sam.

Ah, the film director.

Yes.

Funny, he has never posted photos of it.

- Yes, he doesn't want that. - I understand that.

How long will you be in the city?

Until tomorrow.

Until when? Can we go to lunch?

I don't think so, my plane leaves at seven.

- The next time. - Will there be a next time?

How would I know that John was the right one for her?

John was not the right one for me.

We were very much in love.

And he was not afraid to be totally involved with me.

Sammy thinks that I am afraid of the commitment.

But the truth is, that long ago...

...time would have proposed marriage,

if I were financially stable.

If I've learned anything from my family,

it is that a man must provide.

My sister, for example, that he married a winner.

- Not rushed anything. - He is a wonderful provider.

- And the family approves. - Helen has taken well.

While I was fighting for...

...to finish the script of my next film,

Sammy took any job they could find,

to pay the rent.

So I try, as best I can, the compensate.

I hear you.

It's not going to believe! And then...

I Do run errands for her.

Does your vagina with blood, sir?

I masajeo his feet.

It feels good.

I Try to be a provider.

I Had some success with my first film.

But has left me mired in debt.

Get yourself a real job, gordo.

If I can't pay the bills with my next film,

I will have to look for a real job.

And, I am not qualified for many other things.

If ever I finish my script,

then Sammy will be perfect for the main role.

Is inspired by our relationship,

such as "The Diary of Anne Frank" is inspired by the diary of Anne Frank.

Dan wheel of the pizza dough.

- How do you see that mass? - Well. Oh!

In any case, it would be perfect...

...and prove how tremendously talented he is.

INT. DINING room DAN AND DANIELLE - AFTERNOON

So, after eating,

I thought I'd see Max, for a bit of poker.

My best friend Max is of the opinion that...

...it should cast someone famous.

has become an important agent in Hollywood.

Of all the people that I know, is the only...

...that can really help me put my career in motion.

INT. HOUSE OF the MAX - NIGHT Max passes a joint to Give.

Dan takes a sip.

Cough

I thought that maybe we could do a game night here.

But it doesn't matter.

Can we do a game night,

of course. That sounds like fun.

All three of your triple, are better than my two fives and my two Jacks.

Do you speak seriously? Yes!

Three of a kind, is better than two pairs.

Well. Good, because I still have two Jacks and two fives,

those are two couples. And you only one.

Yes, let's play another hand. Already you understand.

Sammy, are you awake?

I am committed to you, you know, right?

Mom, I'm not a girl, I'm 15 years old!

- how should I stop or continue the recording? - Yes, no, short.

- do you stop the text something? - No, Carly, it helps me only,

recording a tape for the program this guys stupid.

Do you want to make a contribution to the education...

...of stereotypes about asians?

It is funny, isn't it?

The friend of Sammy, Carly...

...is one of the many aspiring actresses in this town,

that would do what outside to show his talent.

Or the lack of it.

- Hello, Sam! - Hello, Carly.

- How are you doing with the new script? - There it goes, you know, slowly.

You know that, to me, is going very well.

I am taking a course in "Acting for Films. "

And I have the main role in a film student at USC.

I started filming the next week!

That's so interesting.

Yes, I'm very excited. On the other hand...

I, I, I...

Oh, can I borrow your card for Costco?

The film is shot with no budget and wanted to do them a favor,

as a cube, 60 gallons of popcorn...

...of corn and 400 cakes of chocolate.

- I'd give You credit of producer. - Carly, Carly...

- Sam has a lot to do. - Well.

So, back to this, I want to say, you...

- ... you think something of this... - does Not work.

- in The costume and... - Of the agreement.

Yes, remove that.

Then we do it again... Without all of that.

- do you Want to see? - Yes, of course, I'm watching.

- Well. - I Think...

- I'm ready when you are. - once more from the beginning.

Well.

Mom, I'm going to go out tonight with Tim.

No, it doesn't go with Tim! It is a school night!

Already finished all of my homework.

No! The answer is "no"! And that is my last word.

Mom, I'm 15! No I am a girl!

I mean, it's bad, right?

No, in reality... In reality it is a good job.

It's material shit. You are better than this garbage.

Well, well, if I don't have anything, you can't be picky.

Therefore, what we try to do it again?

Yes, I think that we should do it again from the beginning.

If you do not help her, she will never have the breakthrough that it deserves.

She is desperate.

- love it, right? - of course I love it.

Then you can't criticize in an objective manner. Look, I like Sammy,

but the girl needs a wake up call, man...

You do not need a call of attention, is a girl gifted as a, Max.

- Hi. - What can I serve you, Max?

Four Crowns, four swallows of Bacardi 151 and...

Water. Only water, no ice.

Good!

Fast!

- why are we drinking? - Cheers!

Because Lloyd lost his virginity.

Oh yes!

- oh, That is bad luck! - This is good shit.

Oh, listen, listen! Oh Kim Powers, friends!

Thank you!

Oh God, like a monkey recognizes a human.

we All believe that Lloyd is gay. I don't know if Lloyd is gay.

You have subscribed to Hustler.

Hustler there are whistles. ¡Gay!

No, an introvert. Quickly intimidated perhaps.

unlike Lloyd, Drew does not know morality.

If... Oh, shit!

oh, To hell with that!

Hell, yes! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Do you know what should you do?

Kim would be wonderful in your new movie.

It's a very good idea! Only...

...she is a movie star, so it probably will not work.

It's not if you write a very good script, man!

- That's not a bad idea. - This is a terrible idea, Lloyd.

- do you Want to go down there and hitch? - oh, No, I don't want the hooks!

It's about Kim Powers!

It is a place very inappropriate and a bad time to do this.

Who says that?

Wait until at least I have...

...gone, so that will be very soon, I promise.

- are You going? - Yes.

You can't go! Newly arrive.

The night is still young, man! I Desflora his cherry!

And this is Tyson. I do not have nor the most remote idea of who he is.

- you're a fag! - I am not a fagot!

Do you know what?

Drew, you also what would you be, if you ever have that...

...sex with someone that you could.

Thank You, Max.

How have you linked to a wedding so sexy?

First: it is Not superficial. In the second place, it is not delayed.

- Both are in my favor. - do you Know what that is?

It is expected that you put in your next movie.

- let Ya know! It birth defects! - No.

Does Halitosis?

- are Warts unpleasant? - No.

- What Are Moles? - No.

-... - What are small arms?

- I AM! - Not! What? Nothing of that!

- What the heck is AM? - it Stinks a lot!

Oh God.

Sam has won the big prize, okay?

It's like Oprah has a vagina.

Hello! I'm at home.

What happens?

Nothing.

Why...

...why are you crying then?

What is going on? Come on, tell me!

I hate it when you say "let's go."

Then just pretend that it is, "I love you" then.

I don't know.

Is that there is so much that you do not know me.

Good. Fill in the blanks!

Good!

Do you know who has sewn my quilt?

Your grandmother.

When you were born your mother. She spent at Christmas.

And what about the story of my socks?

And it goes hand in hand!

Unfortunately, I don't know the history of your socks.

Just tell me the story of your socks.

Well...

...the important thing, is that I love this pair of Rudolph.

And, when he had lost the other,

I decided to mate...

...with this super comfortable sock striping that was left for me.

Ingenious. Very imaginative.

And what about my MacBook?

I don't know the history of your MacBook.

So...

John,

two years ago...

It was his anniversary gift.

Had just opened his own practice,

two blocks from our apartment.

You're crying, because, strange to John.

No, it is...

What is it, Sammy? I'm running out of ideas already here.

I don't know.

I'm scared and I'm broken.

I never had to take care of myself.

Hey, I've been thinking a lot lately about something.

And despite the fact that certainly will not solve...

...all our financial problems,

certainly would help.

I would like to offer you the lead role in my next film.

No, you don't want.

Yes. Why, if not, I was going to say that?

I can not accept.

You have to cast someone famous, and I totally understand why.

No. I want to be able to say:

I've discovered before that inevitable will become more...

...famous, and that is before any...

...another one that could offer him the role.

Really?

Seriously.

Can you call Me seriously now?

What did you say last night?

What to say to whom?

Kim Powers, after that I went to.

I praise you.

- Are you in my front door? - Yes.

- Oh God, it better be good... - Is that an erection?

Me what you are looking for dick?

Shit,

you sought, as he said.

Nice try, but she didn't write that,

were you pretending you were her, wouldn't it?

- No, I was busy. - What, jalándote the dick?

Oh, hello!

Jesus christ!

I'm not joking with you, okay?

Oh shit, no!

- She wrote that. - This is not good, Max.

I promised Sammy the role, last night.

What?

It's just that I don't want to continue seeing her listless, okay?

You sold your ass out too cheap, man.

Sammy will be a better actress, Kim Powers will never be.

That does not matter. No one knows who the hell is your girlfriend.

Maybe not now, but you know, Max, I guarantee it.

Kim Powers is adored by millions of people.

Lloyd is gay and even he would catch.

Hello! Where have you been?

Do I? Trotting. More as go at a fast pace.

I'm getting in shape for the movie.

I want to look good.

You look amazing.

Sweet of you, but I am fat.

Then I'm fat-fat.

Therefore, I'm going to take a shower.

I will Not let that fuck with your career.

I Arranged a meeting with Kim tomorrow. It is better that you're there!

- Who was he? - My phone. No, only Max.

And what does it say?

- I'm too curious. Sorry. - No, No, No, it is not anything private.

It reminded Me of just that...

...take a copy of my DVD to your house.

What he wants to see her again?

- I can be totally open with you? - of Course, and make a dash for it!

Your script needs a lot of work.

I mean, shit, what happened, man?

I told you, this is a draft, you idiot,

missing entire scenes.

And it is not so bad, right?

How the truth? Is worse.

Q. and you waited until now to tell me?

Listen, I can help you rewrite it.

But, when this meeting ends, you go home,

alocas Sammy, all over the kitchen floor...

...and then you say: "Honey, I love you,

but you have bad luck, because Kim Powers received your paper."

Speaking of she...

Oh, shit.

And stop be so pathetic!

- I'm late, sorry. - Hello!

Hi, sorry, I had to...

- Are you okay? - Yes.

- Oh, my God! - Is a bit narrow for him.

here - A big hug! - Yes.

I'm so sorry.

Can we get a new dish? Thank you.

So, you know, I don't have much time, but...

- we Also have something more. - It's better in short bursts.

- Is well. - Very briefly.

- oh, Brief, brief! - a Short sell.

- Basically it is a type... - A type of neurotic.

- Very neurotic. - Type a young Larry David.

The creator of "Seinfeld" and developed his...

...own program "Curb Your Enthusiasm".

- Yes, I know. - of course, if.

You have the right type of a movie for Judd Apatow.

- it Is indecent. - Yes, but not too indecent.

- Indecent, it is good. - Yes, indecent...

- Is funny, right? - Yes, it is so much fun.

I mean, it means indecent.

So...

Your role would be the girl, the romantic interest.

It is about this lovely guy but emotionally tortured,

who has self-esteem issues,

in the sense of that question...

...as a woman as beautiful as you,

you can fall in love with someone like him.

- Thank You. - nothing.

As well as you described, it sounds a little...

...something boring...

- no, it is Not boring. - Tell me one thing: why me?

I sell it me!" That is to say why me?

Why not Megan Fox or Scarlett Johansson? Why me?

She has never delivered a bad performance...

...but neither has ventured to a role risky.

She is sexy, that is what I grant.

But Sammy is smart,

sensitive, ambitious, grounded in reality.

Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla.

I get it!

- Have a dialogue very sharp. - oh, you scared Me!

And also, there are characters very human.

And many different varieties of... Frames.

- I have to read it, right? - Yes, exactly.

- Everything is on the page. -> - oh, That is excellent!

- I have to go, thank you! -> -, To you, thank you!

This was good. I am pleased and...

- it Was very nice to meet you. - Very well, guys.

Goodbye, Kim Powers.

How many different varieties of frames?

That is... I don't know. I don't know what happened.

sometimes I have the feeling that...

...Danielle is too good for me...

...and that I don't deserve it.

Oh Sammy!

- I have Only read a little... - Wait until it is finished!

Wow, this is so good! I want to say, I love it!

- really? - Yes. You...

- okay, so... - What you did.

Wait, please! I'm still making some changes.

Thank you.

All the world adores me, Sam!

My movies are a great success!

what if I decide that I want to star in your movie?

What then?

But the role was written for me. To me nobody plays better than I do.

I have to tell you Sammy.

No.

Kim is very unlikely, right?

She will never be!

on the other hand, I can't. The birthday of Sammy is about.

But I thought that we were the best of friends!

what are Best friends?

When was the last time you...

...you told in one of my posts to Facebook?

- Friend... Friend... - Oh, you Have bad breath!

Are you completely miserable right now?

No, I'm just a bit miserable. Happy birthday!

- are You hungry? - I'm starving.

- Then we eat! - Of the agreement.

- what Is the chariot of Carly? - No, that is not the car for Carly.

Cool... Having to buy the whole bottle.

- Yes. - It felt like...

Surprise!

Oh God... Thank You! What have you done?

- Hi, guys. - Hi.

- Carly, what... - Happy birthday!

Therefore, there was a girl, who seriously...

...vomited, on the back of her dress, at the Four Seasons and...

I would like to show my tits in a horror movie! What?

I feel like a sperm in the flock.

I can't believe we still don't say the truth.

What I will do. When you have to do it.

Why would you lie to a woman that you picked up?

Oh God.

Will Ferrell and Brock Lesnar come close. Please take care of me!

Gentlemen!

There is so much pretzels as steroids, if they are hungry, guys.

- Do You John? - Hello!

- Hello! - Happy birthday!

Thank you. This, whatever it is, you didn't have to do it.

Sorry, I were surprised, had no idea.

Sorry, back.

- No, jump in! - are These safe?

Don't be ridiculous! Come on!

All of them!

This is John. My...

It Ex-husband! And we are still very close.

- How are you friend? - Hi, Carly.

How have you been? Thank you for coming!

I'm so happy you're here.

Bruce Banner. Not the Hulk.

Bruce Banner.

Hello, Sam! How are you?

John.

- Let Us Enter. - Of the agreement.

- Is really great. - Shut Up!

Hope to see you soon! Thank you!

- oh, That was very kind of your part! - Goodbye, friend!

- Keep well! - Until then!

It was nice you came.

- Until then! - I love You!

- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday to you too!

Hope to see you soon! Good night! Tell John "good-bye".

- oh, There you are! Is well. - If you do not stay here, maybe?

- it Is time already. - Yes.

So, I'm dead tired, go to rest...

- Where are you going to be? - At the Marriott. At the airport.

- let's Stay here! - Thanks for spending.

- sorry, what? - Yes, it is late, without a doubt.

Yes.

Just for an hour more or less.

It's getting late.

Yes, it's late, but you know what? I'll tell you something:

I can help clean up for an hour more or less.

No, I have to clean myself.

- You have a lot to say. - Oh, come on!

- No, it's okay. - Are you sure?

- Well. - Let's go open gifts!

Yes! If you let us do it...

- This is mine, by the way. - I know.

John!

Wow, this is so incredibly attentive!

Is that work that I did two years ago.

Yes.

- That is a beautiful gift. - Thank You.

- oh, And look! - Yes, I know.

Since I'm in New York, I want it even more.

I Barely have time to exercise and my body is not only...

why do you even ask a good deal?

John, you have your own practice.

Discount your hours, you take care of yourself!

it Ceases to work 7 days a week! Who does that?

Never would have believed it, because you look very well.

why aren't you happy?

I am not unhappy, what are you talking about?

You know, okay? Don't fool me.

- you can't lie to me. - Well, then...

I don't know what happens to me, Sammy.

What is happening?

Look, I was a child with me,

what was on the table and...

I Made a mistake, valid.

John, you can't blame yourself.

Oh, my God, what am I doing?

This is your birthday, this is stupid.

Enough! "You're staying here tonight!

- oh, I don't! - Yes, you will. I have your keys.

- What Is Sam? - Not!

Yes! How John can stay with us on the couch?

What this night?

Yes, for this night. That is very good.

If you are going in the morning, then that is good.

Well. Thank you.

Hello, good day!

Come, sit with us!

- oh, It looks great! - oh this is delicious!

So, John had an idea of how you could help us.

Well, I was lying on the couch yesterday and...

...and I said to myself, I have the means.

I wanted to move to a place of all...

...modes to sublet, I say why not here?

I will remove from your path, know that you have your things,

you work from home, and I thought,

I pay the rent. During the entire month.

True...

Isn't it so?

Do you know what? The two of you take a moment.

Discuss it together as a beautiful couple...

...and no matter what happens, no hard feelings.

It was so cool!

PD: There's so much Aspartame in that diet Coke. It is not good.

Strawberries: Good for you!

Thanks for the tip!

There is a condom in the bathroom, if you want to catch.

Well, look,

I found out ten minutes before, that you will enter.

I didn't want to wake you, so please don't exaggerate!

Sammy, he is rich,

why would he want to live with his ex-wife and her boyfriend?

He doesn't want to, he just wants to help us.

- Let's Go! - don't tell me "come on" to me!!!

- let Then do not be irrational! - I am Not!

How would you feel if you bring a chick...

...with whom I have had sex before, that we had a relationship,

to our home and tell you: why not left to live with us?

After having prepared us a great breakfast,

before you lift up?

You'd be a little mad, right?

John is a little different...

...any random girl, with...

...who you've had sex, Sam.

I know that John is very different...

...any random girl that had sex, Sammy.

I've never been in love with anyone, before I met you.

But you were madly in love with him.

Do you understand what is going on here?

Yes. I hadn't seen it as well. I thought...

...that you would be happy that ahorráramos a bit of money.

But if you do not appear, then just tell him,

you are uncomfortable and so he doesn't have to stay here.

Good!

Do the children need more time?

- Yes! - No, jump in!

Well, that was confusing, I'm going to come back.

- Is well. - agree, agree,

you can stay with us for a while.

But next time if you decide to invite someone to live with us...

...then tell me what it is first. In particular, if it is your ex-husband,

whose dick is probably bigger than my thighs.

No.

Baby.

Interior, kitchen of Dan and Danielle, tomorrow.

Jack, eats a strawberry.

Jack: Mmm, so cool.

Dan: I have every right to be angry here!

it Seems as if Skynet had built.

No, No, No. It looks as if it came from Krypton.

No, it is...

Of agreement, as is.

And that is perfect.

- Beautiful. - Thanks!

Of nothing.

Well done.

The sink was leaking. I've almost finished.

John was an Eagle Scout. He can fix anything.

Ready.

Oh Sam!

I am sorry that you woke up. John and I are going to do hiking.

Then we'll go see a Pilates studio...

...that may be for them to buy, okay?

- Is well. - Very well. Goodbye.

Hello.

Hello! I'm so sorry.

- Are you single? - Oh, Sammy!

- Oh, Sammy! - Look at that, she is not here.

- I'm alone. - Just walking in the neighborhood.

But, his phone was off all day.

So, is Sammy with the new companion?

Yes, she is outside with him.

How do you feel about all of this, by the way?

I would be insecure, if I were you.

Whatever the case may be,

can you guess who will interpret the love interest of Charlie Sheen...

...in a new movie of 14 million dollars?

- Dakota Fanning. - Not! It dummy!

- I! - Oh, do you?

Me! I'm so excited!

- Well, that's great, congratulations. - thank you very much! I have to go.

Yes.

- oh, Charlie Sheen, friend! - That's great!

- Goodbye! - Drive with care!

- Is well. - no car accidents!

It's Charlie fucking Sheen, man!

- Not bad. - That is amazing.

I tell him that I liked "Hot Shots"!

- I will. - Out!

- Oh, my God! - oh, fuck you!

You are a damn fool.

Keep out of my house, fuck!

Oh God, yes!

- Hello! What is John there? - Yes, but it's not going to take.

- John, Sam has to make pee-pee. - Not does it take much.

Take your time! I don't want you to hurt yourself!

Friend, you should have come. It was great.

Thanks, but some of us have... To work.

Yes. What Carly has called you? She left me near 41 messages.

Yes, Carly was here and left about 8 messages long, on my face.

Good news.

Apparently, it will make a remake of "Of Mice and Men" with Charlie Sheen.

No, it's true, she signed a pre-contract.

I'm happy for her. John, how much time?

- I am Almost ready. - agree.

Lets see if I understand: does Your ex-husband lives with you?

- Yes, on a temporary basis. - Oh, damn it.

It is perverted, perverted brothers.

Listen, when you come, please don't say anything to them!

- not a word on my lips. - Shit, here they come.

Shit, is that your girlfriend? It's quite sexy, friend!

Does she have a sister?

The economy is really bad, right?

Looks good, boy. I bet that he...

...has a cock bigger than yours.

Already can stop now.

- Hello, Sam, how are you, friend? - I am glad to see you.

These are Drew and Lloyd.

- Hi. Sammy. - How are you?

- Hello, how are you? - And what about me?

And that would be Tyson. I know these guys from school.

Tyson is an alcoholic, that I know.

- But I don't morderás the ear, isn't it? - No, No, sit down.

- Feel like at home. - Well, here we all are.

A very large family.

It's very funny!

I'll tell you something: The next round of Crowns, runs my account!

- What good. - Sammy Pinot.

And Sam, let me guess, do a double Jack with Coca-Cola?

- Not Jack, not Coca-Cola. -> - Not Jack, not Coca-Cola?

He is a party pooper.

These guys are a few bastards.

Let us drink!

I'm going for another round short.

- Oh yes! - oh, short, Short, short!

- Short. - Hey, sister.

You're crazy for having cast.

- Well, you know... - What happened?

We parted. It was mutual.

Why? What step?

- we do Not need to... - Yes, that is shameful.

- Let's Go! - Let Comes! We are drunkards!

- let Say the truth! - oh, giving it to us!

Come on, you two!

- Well, basically... - John.

Yes.

I could not cope with that of the performance.

I simply don't believe in all that.

And, obviously, that's what I do.

Well, try to do it.

- I'm going to warm your heart. - Of the agreement.

I'm going home now. That was a damn story.

# When Johnny comes marching home again... oh, Hooray!

# When Johnny comes marching home again...

#... and Johnny comes marching home again.

# And they all fall... I don't know how it goes in the letter.

# hey, has anybody seen me drink protein?

# you Sam! Oh Sam!

oh Forget it! Oh I found it!

Guess where? It directly behind the Coca-Cola Light!

sorry for the confusion!

Hello! Would you like to have a little fun tonight?

I can not, I have my period.

Wait a minute, not what you had two weeks ago, isn't it?

- No, four weeks ago. - really?

I still remember that you had two weeks ago.

I am also very tired.

I completely forgot about that you had this hearing tomorrow morning.

So cool!

So cool!

Hey, Sam! Do you already finished the script?

you roll it to me! I film a movie while we talk,

but you could read it in the week.

My best wishes to you, Kim.

Hello, sweetheart.

Do you guess who is working Monday to Thursday...

...in the new movie of Kim Powers?

I.

Is amazing!

They are only $250 per day. I will not be rich...

...but prevents for a week, you have to sell me on the street.

You should look out for in order to have your script ready,

while I'm out.

We will have vegetarian lasagna tonight.

It is a recipe lower in fat.

Tell me the truth, be honest!

no one likes a liar.

Tell your girlfriend the truth.

My movies are big hits.

I Think that someone intentionally fucked with my head!

do you Know how much I have achieved?

Absolutely nothing. I don't have anything done.

I really want to tell you the truth, don't get me wrong.

- But I have no idea how to do it. - you Need to relax, Sam!

Do I have to go to the pharmacy and buy a joint?

I have my card here, I invite you.

No, I'm not a drug addict. That I discourage.

In the University, you were drugged, and wrote all night.

- Hello! How was your day? - Good. You know... Tiring.

- have You finished your script? - unfortunately, not yet. Almost.

What is that face?

Do you have to wash the clothes?

Do Pilates naked? I understand.

Tell me the truth, be honest!

My movies are big hits!

do you Not want me?

do you Not want me?

Are you ok?

Between takes I see Kim Powers...

...and see how he prepares for a scene.

I know if you want to Kim Powers who is Kim Powers?

Yes, I brought a few of his films.

Oh, my God! It was that stupid movie...

...where the girl had to get rid of this guy in ten days?

- No, that was Kate Hudson. - Kate Hudson. It sounds very good.

That was the worst movie I have ever seen.

- To me it tastes. - Yes, to my also.

Yes, isn't that right, gay?

Gay or not, I found it quite good.

Wait. There you are, big man.

I'll tell you: More jokes, it means more tickets sold.

Half of his jokes don't serve the plot,

so we went ahead.

Friend, tell him to stop textearte.

You will notice when I will be home.

I did not think we were going to take both.

Okay, back to work.

It is already astronomically better.

Oh shit!

Do you want to show it to Kim or should I do it?

No, I will.

But I'm going to see her alone this time.

If so, I don't have doubts about me.

- I love the script. - really?

- ame. - really?

- I laughed out loud. - That's great!

- Super role. Just a note. - Yes, please!

- you don't have to write it. - No, not the hare.

It is in reality more of a suggestion.

Sometimes, I had the feeling that you were doing jokes to be funny.

And, that kind of distracts from the story.

Honestly, I can't be more agree with you.

- really? - Absolutely.

Well, Sam, I'm fucking.

The more jokes, the more fun it is.

- More jokes. Cheated on Me. -> - it Is more fun man!

What? What happens?

really?

It is a bit inflated. I mean, he is cute.

What?

I never thought that was your type.

I don't... I don't do... those things with men.

I have a girlfriend.

I found family.

you Act like a man!

- I have to tell you something. - I must also tell you something.

- Ve first. - No, you tell me!

No, seriously, I insist on this, your first!

Good!

I got a call today.

Do you remember the Broadway play that I was offered last year,

shortly before the move and had no money?

Yes, of course, the Theatre of Terror in vivo.

Yes, exactly.

- That sounded interesting. - Found investors.

Now offer me $850 a week,

my own study and meals during all the time.

- That's incredible, congratulations! - I know. But...

...if I do that, so I can't possibly do the film.

Oh, how much time do you intend to submit the work?

Two months, after a month of trials. But if it comes out well...

I mean, who knows?

Therefore, here is the thing:

Really, I need the money.

But even if you miss him,

can I let this opportunity pass?

A difficult decision.

- When do you have to go? - That's what's crazy...

...want to fly on Tuesday morning.

- What About Tomorrow? - No, on Tuesday, tomorrow is Monday.

I mean, it is not yet official. I have not signed anything yet.

I'll go with you...

or we will find ourselves there sooner or...

- ... or how do we do it? - Let...

If, let's be spontaneous.

Why hesitate with this?

I did not hesitate, I want to say, let us try to make it work.

Why do we have to try to make it work?

Because, I don't want you to leave your life for me.

When you're ready to do your movie, you have to cast a celebrity.

For example, Christina Ricci.

Which would not be half of good that you do bromeas?

It is kind of your part,

but it would sell a lot more tickets than I can.

What about Kim?

How Kim Powers? Your salary would be around your budget.

What I would say...

That what I wanted to tell you before,

is that Kim has read the script and totally love it?

I would say that you are a liar and you dream of!

It is not a joke.

You are a liar! I keep on dreaming!

It is not a joke!

You have not even finished writing it.

Yes, I did. In the last week.

How did you get her to read it?

By Max.

- Wait, Does Max know? - No. Well, more or less.

Now I'm confused.

She goes to the same nightclub, he...

- ... and I was there and it just happened. - why not tell me?

I thought it was unnecessary.

Since then, I didn't believe that fact out to me.

Time, so that what Kim Powers will contact to you?

When?

In the morning after you had been offered the role.

So for a month,

you never had the intention of giving me the role.

Wow. Is well.

Oh Sammy! I had No idea...

...that Kim Powers really wanted to make my film, okay?

I wrote the paper for you, you are the role.

Do I have to call and cancel it? So what I will do!

- oh, She gave you her cell number? - I don't know if it is his cell phone number.

I have never called, it could also be your home.

I can't believe that you haven't told me this,

when I worked with it for a week.

- What else're not telling me? - Not I withheld nothing more,

- o I swear to God! - I can't see you right now!

Sammy, I don't what I said,

because I thought that Max and my friends were acting up.

You're more important to me, that my whole career.

Obvious.

Don't do it, please! Don't I need to...

...the speech of "we must distance ourselves"!

I want to have you in me movie! What don't you understand?

This is your film.

I'm going to New York and I will do my work.

What of the Farmers ' Market?

Sammy...

Sam, you did the right thing.

Jesus christ!

What you have already said?

John will stay one more week.

Why do you ask for it?

I'm here! It ask me directly to me!

If you do a check or cash?

- let Rómpete a leg! - Thank You.

- We'll see you soon, isn't it? - Day of Thanks.

The premiere.

Promise me that I will call when you arrive.

We'll keep in touch.

You call me, isn't it?

Take care of yourself, will you, Sam?

I love you, Sammy.

This is not the end of the world, man.

What Drew? I go up to ten.

- again? - Sam enters.

Isn't That Right, Sam?

What you have, bitch.

- I can Not... - you're a coward!

Queens and Jacks here. Sam had...

Hi, how are you? You have contacted Sammy. Leave a message.

a Full House, damn! Fuck it!

I'm from the city of New York.

So you've never done surfing before?

- No, definitely not. - You should I bring to surf.

- That would be fine. - would You like to?

- Absolutely. - I love the surf.

- Is my favorite pastime. - Great.

Hello! I'm Jessica, I just moved to the side.

Jessica.

oh, That was the boyfriend of your ex-wife?

How can a woman mess with someone like him?

- Oh yes! - Oh, my God!

- That's... Oh, my God! - Oh, yes!

- Oh, my God! - Oh God, John!

it's Amazing how big your boobs are!

Hi, how are you? You have contacted Sammy. Leave a message.

Do you know what? Take a few days of rest,

stop thinking about Sammy, stop thinking about the script.

Women in this city will be on four legs for you, man!

- let's make a damn movie! -> - oh, That is reaping the benefits!

- I'm not a shit. - Then you are an idiot.

The best way to forget someone...

...is to put someone under.

It is true. The types as I have to lie to get someone!

I have a fucking job. Should I do what should I do.

- why are you so angry? - Because it is pathetic!

I harvest the benefits, man! Come on!

Good!

The only reason that I drink is that I pray...

...for my prayers to be answered,

to write down what I fork in the road.

And yet I do not lie.

The penis of Lloyd is as a fossil man.

Sam, do you at least drink with us?

- This relaxes you, man. - No, nothing.

- Let's go, baby! - A drink!

Then get up and introduce yourself with a woman!

- Let Her! - you're a writer! Go, woo her!

And I'm not talking about a script.

And do you know what? Sammy was not perfect, man, okay?

Never outgrew your ex and never admitted it to your face.

Now even returns your calls,

and in addition, it has been more dishonest than you, okay?

She will be treated like a kitten loser, man.

She wiped the back with your heart!

- What happens with you? -> - let you Come to my barbecue tomorrow!

I've invited a lot of women easy.

You can find a pussy in a bag full of kittens, okay?

No, I say, to be an asian man, is a natural wonder.

Your penis is huge.

- What Is Max? - What?

How big is your penis to a friend?

Well, I don't call Genghis Tail, for nothing.

Hi, how are you? You have contacted...

- Hi. - Hello!

I could not help noticing that not babies.

Babies of course, but not alcoholic beverages.

I am the host designated. Safety above all.

- And what about you? - I? Well,

my first drink was at the age of 12.

And not just vomit on this girl that he hoped to impress,

but also I oriné in front of her.

That was a nuisance.

Gwen.

I was twelve years old, so 15 years ago.

No, my name is Gwen.

- Oh, your name is Gwen. - Yes.

I've never known a Gwen before, that...

...it's funny. Hence the confusion.

- what you do? - I'm a film director.

What's something that you have seen?

My first film only had two cinemas,

so probably not.

But for the moment I'm working on a movie with Kim Powers.

Oh for God's sake! I love Kim Powers!

Yes, who doesn't?

What list? It jumps back!

Sorry.

Gwen would have been a good match for me.

If the bar Sammy would not have flown so high.

Oh, by God! Do you broke my nose?

No, there's nothing broken. It's probably just a nerve.

Sorry. Can you get up?

Yes, does not become paralysed, it is only a bit of blood.

I have paper in my car. Are we going to my car?

- Yes, we will. - Well.

Sorry.

The door is open

- it Is a lot of blood, right? - I'm sorry.

No, these things happen. Right?

- Takes. - Yes, thank you.

Okay...

Sorry.

I love the Techno music.

Do you like it? - no, Not really.

Those sounds I feel them as palpitations with the music at high volume.

You have... oh, Cats!

Yes, I have two, they are like my babies.

Yes, well I am allergic to your baby.

Are we going to your house?

Do to my home?

Yes.

Yes?

- Let's Remove Them! - Well.

Here it is!

Why do you have a tattoo of a red arrow as...

...emergency exit, in your butt?

I don't know. It is as self-expression.

- Why my tattoo? - it is Not just the tattoo.

Everything is very unlikely. There are cats and music of delirium,

you play in your car as if it were a den.

You're a very nice girl.

It's just that: Still I'm interested in someone else.

- oh, Well done beau! - is Not what it seems.

- is Not what it seems. - Hello, Sam.

What, by the way, why not have gone this week? Does it still happen?

Soon.

Good. Yes they could hurry up a little would be great.

Hi, how are you? You have contacted Sammy. Leave a message.

Hello, sweetheart, I am. I just wanted to know how you are.

Hi, how are you? You have contacted Sammy. Leave a message.

Hello. Your work is opening on Friday, I realized,

you probably already know.

I Thought in going to the house for the day of thanksgiving...

...and perhaps, can see you, okay?

In any way, please call me.

Kim Powers.

A great movie.

Nothing matter without Sammy in my life.

I Think that I can take back to Sammy!

She will meet me back

... of Course that I can take back to Sammy! Of course!

Put that down, mommy! I only put it on the cake!

- Walter, what are you eating? - I have Not eaten anything...

Yes, yes...

The turkey is almost, reviews that lack.

I don't know, 5 minutes more.

No, no one is going to eat, if it is dry!

- Oh, Pluck It Out! - o is not Yet at its point!

Mom, the cake!

Where is my princess purple?

Oh, there it is! Come with dad, chiquita!

I do not understand, do not understand.

Why stop to cry you and me won't let me rest.

- grandpa did pee-pee in his pants. - Your mom is very tense.

Oh, come on!

- What Mommy? - Yes?

His pants are wet and smell of pee-pee.

Well, sometimes when people get older, it is so...

Wow.

Why the grandfather is not wearing a diaper?

I concentrate!

I don't look at me! It feels as neutered with that.

So do you prefer peeing on herself? What is that?

- How? - Prefer-wetting...

Come on, mom!

I love halloween!

It is very dark, but it does not mean...

You will stick to the hand...

Your mother is out of control.

It is already here.

- Oh, it's so fat! - Is what people do.

Eat a lot, if you have to deal with so much shit.

- What should I do? - Has grown quite a bit.

Do I put it in a tower? What I'm going for a gun?

- Let's hide the cake. - Mom! What are you doing?

- Where is the cake? - Mom? Do you know what?

- oh, Where is the fruit cake?! - Where is the cake?

Let me!

Hello, sweetheart. Happy Day of Action of Thanks.

Hi, mom. Also.

- uploaded a bit of weight. - I Know honest.

Depression.

- Hi dad! - I Am...

Your hands look like the Looney Tunes.

- I was glad to see you! -> - " I am glad too!

How are you?

A woman, right? That's what I've heard.

- ¡Sam! - Hello, friend! As you've grown up.

That's what happens when we do not visits in a whole year.

I'm glad to see you, too.

Hello, grandfather! Why do you smell urine?

- Oh, come on, it's the turkey! - The grandfather is in the chair.

- - Fuck You! I'm wet! - Oh, Grandfather!

- Oh, dad! - really? Do with that language?

- Mommy, I go get a towel! -> - I'm senile!

I don't understand why Sammy doesn't feel proud of you,

for having achieved to Kim Powers for your film.

Promised the role to Sammy, and not told him about Kim.

What do you not understand?

There must be a way, in that you can recover.

And if not, what about Bonnie?

- What Bonnie? - Who is Bonnie?

That girl linda, with that Sam left before Sammy.

They had a great chemistry.

The wife of my ob / gyn is a Bonnie.

I can Not remember their face with the name.

It is because, I have not seen or heard from Bonnie since High school.

She could be dead, for all I know.

Did you hear something bad about your health?

What such awful things you are saying!

Happy halloween!

- o Happy halloween! - o Happy halloween to you all!

- o Happy halloween! - it's Not fucking halloween!

- you are Now angry dad. - Here we go.

- Dad, eat your potato. - Who wants cake?

I eat some pie!

- What Walter? I miss over here. - Right, sorry.

- what You are calling Sammy? - No, No, No.

Do you call Sammy? No, No, No.

- I make a call to... - Do Sammy?

Yes, Sammy

Really love it, right?

Well, you know, if you really love her, you must wait.

- It will come, you see. - And what if he does?

Then fuck it!

Or do you want to hang on to someone that doesn't want to be with you?

Right? Let's go, brother!

Get eggs! Otherwise you end up like...

...your reality.

- The wood is still sticky. - That is frightening.

I have a good one. Should appreciate it more.

I want... to Show you something.

I feel flattered. It was not necessary.

- And it is inappropriate, don't you think? - you Are very funny.

It's just that I don't know what to say.

It is great to.

But, you know what you're doing?

Here you go. Thank you, have fun!

Hello. Sam Baum. Has not begun yet, right?

No, No, No. What reservation?

how B-A-U-M?

- Yes. How it is pronounced. Thank you. - it Was a pleasure, which is fun.

Do you Jack?

Do you Jack?

Oh Diane! I love you!

Excuse me?

Hello friend, how are you?

Would you mind, take off the hat?

- ¡Sam! Hello! - ' Silence, this part is exciting!

Oh, my God!", I present to you Charlie, look at him!

- Hi. - a Lot of taste.

It runs!, I can listen to it.

- John, is well. - you Must go! Save yourself!

No, I will not let you.

- oh, please! I love you! - Jack, come on!

You can't die!

- Mr. Sheen, is an honor. - Pleased to meet you.

Thank you for coming.

I only say that were three and a half hours...

...of our lives, who will not return.

But, your wedding was exceptional!

Oh Sam!

Oh that's funny!

Very mature of your part, you have come.

I found out what happened. Sammy, you really strange.

You seem to be very nice, for you to come.

It is very kind of you. In any way,

not I submitted to my Charlie properly.

- Correctly. - Sheen, right?

- Sam is the ex-boyfriend Sammy. - I would not say "ex" but well...

Do you Sam?

I am Sam. She is Sammy.

What we are talking about that little beauty that will be a future star?

Wow.

- Yes. That is. - do With it?

- Yes. - Yes, shocking.

A little.

Being seriously honest, is a woman dazzling.

- Yes. thank you. - you Know it, your maybe not so much.

There are inventions. It is the mirror.

It is the weight.

You jump on that and... Oh!

- Because you're a little overweight. - Yes, I understood the hint.

You just need a little math.

Hard blows, on the part of an idiot.

I just want to say... Good that. I am not superficial.

- I would not say that... - Is very humble.

That is another word.

But you were a fool, the day you left side to that woman.

- Thanks for the advice. - nothing.

- Yes, very well. - What Is Sam Baum?

I did audition for a role in, what was it?

- Oh, Charlie Sheen! - Hello, how are you?

- Of the movies. - Yes!

- Good job, really. - oh the movies!

I don't want to be rude, but the woman has clouded.

Always says nice things.

- suddenly I'm a theatre critic. - I like the honesty.

Sammy, that was incredible.

Thank you. Means a lot coming from you.

It was great. Of truth.

So...

...I've been thinking a lot lately and...

...I miss you Sammy.

I love you and I want you back.

Come here."

Good plan, gordo.

are you Still in New York? Where were you last night?

what a fuck!

Dan folds the corner and listening to Jack talking to Daniel.

Jack: I love You and I want you back.

kiss. Dan is devastated.

does Not support see more. Away angry.

The premiere of the film of Dan.

Danielle goes to the red carpet with Kim Powers.

He is looking forward, as if he had won the lottery.

Danielle called Dan...

Dan! Dan! Here!

...but he ignores it.

Dan and Kim Powers go to the movies together.

Danielle looks at the sign.

Today: SHE IS A BITCH! IN THE MAIN ROLE: KIM POWERS

- give me a second chance. - I don't know what you want.

Well, I've changed a lot since the last time we talked.

Well, let me...

- ... thinking, I guess. - Oh my God, this is Kim Powers!

I thought I lied about that.

- Sam, hello! - Hello!

- How are you? - Well. How are you?

- Kim, I introduce you to my friend, Gwen. - Hi.

- Hi. - His girlfriend Gwen.

I am his girlfriend.

Gwen is a big fan of yours.

I am a big fan. The whole world is your fan.

Thanks, you're so sweet.

Since I'm going. I'll let you have your meeting and that.

Oh well, until then! ¡Llámame!

Well, I thought your girlfriend was called Sammy.

It was.

I have changed a lot since the last time we talked.

- Hi. - Hi.

Can I ask you a personal question?

Yes.

- I'm an open book. - Yes, I realized last night.

How many... Partners you've had?

Only approximately.

Well...

46. 47 including you.

- what is 47? - Yes.

I mean... why are you acting as if you outside a lot?

That is my whole parish.

¡Fuck you!

But you've been vaccinated, right?

- Hello??? - What Is Sam Baum?

Yes. Who is it?

Hello, Sam. I am Barbara Bernhardt, agent Kim Powers.

Congratulations, you idiot! You must be feeling like a million dollars.

- A little. - Super.

- I have a question for you. -> - What is it?

would You want your reputation to be worse than Carrot Top?

No, I would not like to.

If you turn to zoom in, to any of my clients...

...with your stakeholders dashes of shit,

I guarantee that the only job you'll get,

it will be porn director with sluts dirty drug addicts...

...in an alley behind a Chicken Shack of Earl.

In Compton.

Whores, dirty, drug addicts.

you Bitch!

- I have something for you. - you didn't have to do it.

Hermes.

What are you doing? Why is...

Why are you so angry?

Max, the agent of Kim Powers called me...

...and threatened to end my career.

I'm going crazy. ¡Llámame!

I'm going to get drunk.

Do you want to see me drunk? It arrives in 15 minutes!

Hello???

John, stay with me, John!

- What the hell was that? - Look, none of the two has to Sammy.

So what, what is the problem between the two, friend?

- do you Want to know what is the problem? - Yes.

- you Are a bastard liar. - What?

I would have done anything, for Sammy to come back.

She is my world. He was going to propose marriage.

Really?

- That was clever. - what do you deserve?

How can you devote your entire life to a woman, of which...

...it was assumed that you were inseparable, and then pull the lever,

...kill everything and pretend that it never meant anything?

Do you Sam? We were inseparable. But then things happened.

What happens? Do you want to spank me?

Yes, I want to slap you right there in the jaw.

Very good, do it. You have a lover.

Come here!

Get away from Sammy, but what you do will tell you all the shit about you!

- I am Not going to let him hurt! - I don't know what you're talking about, Sam.

You get to the neighbor's sexy, although I do not have anything natural.

I'm not going to allow you take advantage of Sammy.

Saw them together at the two, that night in the theatre.

- o Piece of shit! - So that was the idea?

Yes, that's about it.

You're right, I went to the theatre.

Let me tell you what happened, Sam.

I've tried to go back with Sammy, in truth I've tried.

But she doesn't want nothing with me, friend, nothing.

- I want You back, come here. - No. John.

-... - No, it's okay.

- do you swear by God? - I swear to God.

Sam, has gone crazy without you.

He loves of truth, Sammy.

I have just had the pleasure of knowing Sam.

It is a charm!

Yes, isn't it?

I believe the two should... you know.

are you Still in New York? Where were you last night?

I have not spoken with her since then.

What the hell is this? Have you been drinking?

- Yes. - Let's Go, Sam!

- You are not babies. - Yes, I know, fat faggot fuck.

Listen, Sam.

There is nothing wrong with the alcoholism.

While you take with another person.

Well.

Have you ever licked a camel in the zoo?

When people feel to see...

...and you think: "This camel is worth it. "

- how The camel is worth it? - damn I spat.

And I...

- Hey, I'm going. How are you? - I'm fine, take care of yourself right?

Your also. Is that correct?

- you Are a decent man. - Yes.

- Make happy Sammy, okay? - You too, okay?

- Right. - Very well.

Dan is aiming for.

Clean the table of the café.

Folded a blanket.

Accommodates a pillow.

Dan stops at a signal, pedestrians.

And see an old man crossing the street.

Interior. Kitchen. In the late afternoon.

Given keep food in the refrigerator.

How the heck do I end up now?

what Dan deserves to Danielle?

I Thought that John would be the only problem.

But I was just being insecure and selfish.

A liar.

Well, now I have a lot of shit.

And I slept with Gwen.

Interior. Room of Give. In the morning.

Dan wakes up alone.

ORDER

No, it is very sad.

No, it is honest.

It continued on its way...

...and I can't say that I blame them for that.

Perhaps he should also follow his path.

No, our draft. Without my help you would not have anything.

I am willing to sell my draft, not "our".

You helped Me to edit it a day.

The draft is a crap comparing with the one I have now.

Get a friend with which to negotiate.

What amount do you think you can draw?

If you believe honestly, that it's not worth more than $20,000,

then you don't deserve even half, don't you think?

I'll call you later, someone is at my door.

Hello.

How are you?

I... I'm very surprised to see you.

I miss you.

What about your work?

- let. - why did you do that?

Not answered my messages.

You not answered my calls, I believe that we are to hand.

I read your script.

I really liked it. But by the end I hated it.

- Sammy... - I have always...

...on a pedestal and...

Always wondering why he'd want to be with someone like you.

And Dan here... Danielle has much more to offer.

And he didn't even notice it.

Dan...

...do you deserve to Danielle?

Tell me again, what was it about that work.

It was a concept, Horror Musical.

In a mix, with me having polio.

- polio is a bit weird. - It's brilliant when you think about it.

But you really aren't going to make me proposition, right?

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SHE loves ME

She Wants Me (2012) A translation of TaMaBin and worstnightmare88

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