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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,235 --> 00:00:18,227 Tonight, at the church of Tapero�... 2 00:00:18,438 --> 00:00:22,534 ..."The Passion of Christ"! - An adventure film! 3 00:00:22,742 --> 00:00:25,438 One unarmed man... 4 00:00:25,645 --> 00:00:28,580 ...faces the entire Roman empire! - Don't miss it! 5 00:00:28,782 --> 00:00:31,945 The story of a creature who is both man and God! 6 00:00:32,152 --> 00:00:36,612 A film of mystery, full of miracles and amazing events! 7 00:00:36,890 --> 00:00:39,688 "The Passion of Christ", the world's boldest film! 8 00:00:39,926 --> 00:00:41,826 I'll go blind if it isn't! 9 00:00:42,028 --> 00:00:45,054 "THE DOG'S WILL" 10 00:01:32,078 --> 00:01:34,740 - Anybody home? - Hey, who's there? 11 00:01:34,948 --> 00:01:39,647 It's me. It's only me. I heard you needed a helper. 12 00:01:39,853 --> 00:01:41,753 Why do you ask? Do you want to help? 13 00:01:41,988 --> 00:01:45,219 Okay. I never say "no" to help and money. 14 00:01:45,425 --> 00:01:49,452 - How much do you pay? - I'm doing you a favor. 15 00:01:49,663 --> 00:01:52,723 - I told you, you look like a fool! - Are you unemployed? 16 00:01:53,099 --> 00:01:55,727 - Unemployed and starved. - And dying to help! 17 00:01:56,102 --> 00:01:59,037 - Then the job is yours. - Fine. The job is yours. 18 00:01:59,239 --> 00:02:01,537 - How much is the pay? - Not much. 19 00:02:01,741 --> 00:02:04,369 On the other hand, the work is plenty. 20 00:02:04,611 --> 00:02:07,512 - So you need two helpers. - For the price of one. 21 00:02:07,714 --> 00:02:09,909 - And how much is that? - How much? 22 00:02:10,116 --> 00:02:12,016 - Five crowns. - Five crowns. 23 00:02:12,252 --> 00:02:14,982 - Is that good for you, Chic�? - It is for me. 24 00:02:15,188 --> 00:02:18,715 So let's do the math. Chic� works for two, gets paid for one. 25 00:02:19,159 --> 00:02:21,423 - I'll do all the work? - Of course not... 26 00:02:21,628 --> 00:02:23,061 but you can do half, can't you? 27 00:02:23,263 --> 00:02:25,356 - I guess so. - It's settled. 28 00:02:25,565 --> 00:02:28,864 He works for 2, gets paid for 1, does half the chores. 29 00:02:29,069 --> 00:02:31,833 I work for 2 more, get paid for 1, and do the other half. 30 00:02:32,105 --> 00:02:36,667 - I said 2 for the price of 1! - This is 4 for the price of 2... 31 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:39,640 which comes out the same, master! 32 00:02:40,246 --> 00:02:43,181 - Is that right? - Sure it is. Can't you add? 33 00:02:45,952 --> 00:02:47,886 It's a deal. 34 00:02:48,555 --> 00:02:51,718 There are more than 60 types of cuckolds. 35 00:02:52,092 --> 00:02:54,151 Wow! That's more than there are birds! 36 00:02:54,361 --> 00:02:57,660 The "hasty" type is cuckolded before marriage... 37 00:02:57,864 --> 00:03:00,628 and the "careful" type likes his wife well-dressed! 38 00:03:02,268 --> 00:03:06,204 Come on, dearie, eat it, please! 39 00:03:06,473 --> 00:03:09,533 Forgive my asking, but do you talk to dogs? 40 00:03:10,477 --> 00:03:13,037 I do. Why? Do you want to talk to me? 41 00:03:13,246 --> 00:03:16,374 - And does it listen? - She listens... 42 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:18,517 but she doesn't do what I say. 43 00:03:18,718 --> 00:03:22,245 I've been begging her to eat all day, but she just won't. 44 00:03:22,689 --> 00:03:26,147 - If it won't, I will! - She's lost her appetite. 45 00:03:26,393 --> 00:03:28,861 She barely ate today. 46 00:03:29,062 --> 00:03:31,656 We haven't even gotten to the "barely"! 47 00:03:31,898 --> 00:03:34,560 She had manioc and milk in the morning... 48 00:03:34,834 --> 00:03:38,270 - Manioc and milk... ...a tiny bit of cassava... 49 00:03:38,471 --> 00:03:40,200 A tiny bit of cassava... 50 00:03:40,473 --> 00:03:42,304 ...and an itsy-bitsy serving of chicken stew. 51 00:03:42,509 --> 00:03:44,704 Ah! Chicken stew... 52 00:03:44,911 --> 00:03:47,209 At around 1O a. m... 53 00:03:47,447 --> 00:03:51,577 ...she had a bowl of porridge. - A bowl of porridge! 54 00:03:51,818 --> 00:03:54,184 A tiny bowl, because I begged her. 55 00:03:54,421 --> 00:03:57,322 If you beg me a little, I swear I'll eat! 56 00:03:57,524 --> 00:04:00,721 Even if you don't, we'll eat just the same. 57 00:04:01,061 --> 00:04:03,757 What nerve you've got! 58 00:04:03,963 --> 00:04:06,557 You have your own food! 59 00:04:06,766 --> 00:04:11,135 We feed you like kings, and you ingrates complain! 60 00:04:13,206 --> 00:04:15,367 Buttered steak, Chic�! 61 00:04:15,742 --> 00:04:19,269 Should I eat now or look some more? 62 00:04:19,679 --> 00:04:21,874 Jack, the bitch's throwing a fit! 63 00:04:22,115 --> 00:04:25,312 Damn! It must have been the food! 64 00:04:25,552 --> 00:04:28,988 God almighty! Our food's been poisoned? 65 00:04:29,222 --> 00:04:32,783 For a bitch used to filet, our hodgepodge is poison! 66 00:04:33,493 --> 00:04:36,860 You'd better hurry to tell the mistress the news. 67 00:04:38,998 --> 00:04:40,989 Dona Dora! 68 00:04:42,902 --> 00:04:46,030 A terrible thing has happened to one of your loved ones. 69 00:04:46,306 --> 00:04:48,069 To hell with Eurico! 70 00:04:48,374 --> 00:04:52,401 I mean that little bitch of yours. 71 00:04:52,812 --> 00:04:56,145 Holy Virgin! What happened to her? 72 00:04:57,951 --> 00:05:03,480 Help! My little bitch is sick! Help me, Saint... Saint... 73 00:05:03,723 --> 00:05:06,123 Who's the patron saint of dogs? 74 00:05:06,326 --> 00:05:09,420 Saint Francis, I think. He used to speak to animals. 75 00:05:09,696 --> 00:05:12,824 Help me Saint Francis of... 76 00:05:13,299 --> 00:05:15,130 Is he from Padua or Assisi? 77 00:05:15,368 --> 00:05:17,268 That, I don't know. You'd better ask the priest. 78 00:05:17,470 --> 00:05:20,803 That's it! Go get the priest to bless my bitch! 79 00:05:21,007 --> 00:05:22,770 - Bless the bitch? - Yes! 80 00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:26,307 The Bishop is coming. I doubt the priest will bless the bitch. 81 00:05:26,513 --> 00:05:29,277 Why not? I once had a blessed horse. 82 00:05:29,582 --> 00:05:32,847 Come on, Chic�! I'm up to here with your stories. 83 00:05:33,052 --> 00:05:36,783 They're always strange. And you explain by saying: 84 00:05:37,023 --> 00:05:38,650 "I don't know, but so it was." 85 00:05:38,858 --> 00:05:42,350 But I did have the horse! Should I say I didn't? 86 00:05:42,595 --> 00:05:45,564 Because of your stories, people say you can't be trusted. 87 00:05:45,765 --> 00:05:48,757 I can't be trusted? Tom Marty can confirm it! 88 00:05:48,968 --> 00:05:51,368 Tom Marty's been dead for 3 years! 89 00:05:51,571 --> 00:05:54,005 - But he was alive when I had it. - When you "had" it? 90 00:05:54,207 --> 00:05:56,607 You mean you gave birth to the horse? 91 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:59,404 No, but nothing surprises me anymore. 92 00:05:59,612 --> 00:06:02,274 Last month, a woman foaled a colt in Cear�. 93 00:06:02,515 --> 00:06:05,006 It's the drought, people starving. 94 00:06:05,218 --> 00:06:07,686 They can't have babies, so they have horses. 95 00:06:07,887 --> 00:06:10,048 Horse's food is cheaper and you can sell them. 96 00:06:10,256 --> 00:06:15,819 - What was the blessed horse like? - A finer horse, I'd never seen. 97 00:06:16,729 --> 00:06:20,927 Once we chased a heifer from dawn to dusk without a rest. 98 00:06:21,134 --> 00:06:25,195 We started in Para�ba and before I realized it, we were in Sergipe. 99 00:06:25,438 --> 00:06:27,963 What about the S�o Francisco River, Chic�? 100 00:06:28,241 --> 00:06:30,539 You and your questions! 101 00:06:30,743 --> 00:06:33,177 Of course! How did you cross it? 102 00:06:33,379 --> 00:06:36,314 Didn't I say the horse was blessed? That's why nothing surprises me. 103 00:06:36,516 --> 00:06:39,576 Blessed horses, blessed dogs, I've seen it all. 104 00:06:39,786 --> 00:06:43,722 But your fibs won't convince Father John. 105 00:06:44,023 --> 00:06:45,752 - A bitch? - Yes. 106 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:47,688 - For me to bless? - Yes. 107 00:06:47,894 --> 00:06:50,556 That's crazy, plain nonsense! 108 00:06:50,763 --> 00:06:55,291 I told him you wouldn't. He insisted, so here we are. 109 00:06:55,501 --> 00:06:58,334 There's no way I'll do it! 110 00:06:58,538 --> 00:07:00,733 I don't see anything wrong with blessing it. 111 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:04,137 Didn't you bless Major Moraes's new mill? 112 00:07:04,410 --> 00:07:07,243 A mill is something everyone blesses. 113 00:07:07,447 --> 00:07:09,415 But I've never heard of blessing a bitch! 114 00:07:09,616 --> 00:07:11,516 I like dogs better than mills. 115 00:07:11,718 --> 00:07:14,653 But that will make a laughing stock out of me. 116 00:07:14,954 --> 00:07:19,357 It's fine to bless a mill, everyone does it. But not a dog! 117 00:07:19,592 --> 00:07:22,823 The priest is right, Chic�. People will mock him. 118 00:07:23,062 --> 00:07:25,758 One thing is Major Antonio Moraes' mill. 119 00:07:25,999 --> 00:07:29,400 Another is Major Antonio Moraes' bitch. 120 00:07:29,602 --> 00:07:31,331 What? 121 00:07:31,604 --> 00:07:36,234 I said the Major's mill was one thing, and his bitch, another. 122 00:07:36,442 --> 00:07:40,378 So the bitch's owner, of whom you speak, is Antonio Moraes? 123 00:07:40,613 --> 00:07:43,810 Yes. I didn't want to come, because you'd be mad. 124 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:46,575 But he's rich and powerful. I work for him... 125 00:07:46,786 --> 00:07:51,621 so I had to do it, or I'd lose my job. But I told Chic� you'd be angry. 126 00:07:51,858 --> 00:07:53,553 No, Jack! 127 00:07:53,793 --> 00:07:57,194 What right has a Minister of God to be angry? 128 00:07:57,397 --> 00:07:59,592 So, you'll bless it, right? 129 00:08:00,466 --> 00:08:02,525 - What do you think? - It's no big deal. 130 00:08:02,769 --> 00:08:08,105 I agree. There's no harm in blessing God's creatures! 131 00:08:08,341 --> 00:08:10,275 So all's well with God! 132 00:08:10,476 --> 00:08:13,570 The bitch will be blessed, and everyone will be happy! 133 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:16,476 Tell the Major to come. I'll be waiting! 134 00:08:16,849 --> 00:08:19,044 Eurico, you sissy... 135 00:08:19,252 --> 00:08:22,744 ...still cheating your customers? - Major Antonio Moraes! 136 00:08:22,956 --> 00:08:25,288 I haven't seen you in town in so long! 137 00:08:25,491 --> 00:08:29,450 This town stinks like cat shit! I only came because I had to. 138 00:08:29,662 --> 00:08:31,960 - And what brings you here? - Remember my daughter? 139 00:08:32,165 --> 00:08:37,102 Sure! Long hair, dark eyes, wide shoulders, big breasts... 140 00:08:37,303 --> 00:08:39,635 Stop right there or you'll be in deep trouble! 141 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:42,706 With all due respect! She was only a child! 142 00:08:42,909 --> 00:08:45,036 Well, Rosinha's been a little ill. 143 00:08:45,278 --> 00:08:48,679 She's coming from Recife to rest at the farm. 144 00:08:48,881 --> 00:08:53,215 Like all women, she loves going to church! 145 00:08:53,453 --> 00:08:57,184 She asked me to get the priest to give her his blessing. 146 00:08:57,390 --> 00:09:00,484 - What do we do now, Chic�? - I have nothing to do with it. 147 00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:04,058 Holy Virgin! We have to stop him before he sees the priest! 148 00:09:04,263 --> 00:09:07,323 You made the mess. Now, you sort it out. 149 00:09:07,533 --> 00:09:09,558 But you went with me! 150 00:09:09,769 --> 00:09:11,703 - Now, help me out! - No way! 151 00:09:11,904 --> 00:09:15,670 Come on, Chic�. You're used to these matters. You had a blessed horse! 152 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:21,541 Antonio Moraes may be a horse, but he sure isn't blessed! 153 00:09:27,653 --> 00:09:30,178 Major Moraes! How are you? 154 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:33,518 - Just as you can see. - Great! Looking for the priest? 155 00:09:33,726 --> 00:09:36,126 - You ask too much. - Do you want me to get him? 156 00:09:36,362 --> 00:09:38,091 If I did, I'd have told you to. 157 00:09:38,297 --> 00:09:41,755 Just so you're not shocked: the priest is going mad. 158 00:09:42,368 --> 00:09:45,701 - The priest? Mad? - Yes, the priest! 159 00:09:45,905 --> 00:09:49,534 He won't respect anyone and wants to bless everything. 160 00:09:49,776 --> 00:09:53,678 I brought him a message from my boss, but I was ill-treated... 161 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,314 ...in spite of who my boss is. - Who's your boss? 162 00:09:56,549 --> 00:10:00,918 The baker! He said he was a dog, but he'd bless him anyway. 163 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,214 - That's insane! - I know, but it's his thing. 164 00:10:04,457 --> 00:10:06,448 He blesses everything and calls you a dog. 165 00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:09,422 That with your boss. With me, it'll be different. 166 00:10:09,629 --> 00:10:12,462 - Forgive me, but I disagree. - You disagree? 167 00:10:12,665 --> 00:10:15,031 Yes, because he said... 168 00:10:15,268 --> 00:10:17,759 "That dog puts on airs because he's the Major's friend." 169 00:10:18,004 --> 00:10:20,734 What are you saying? Are you sure? 170 00:10:20,973 --> 00:10:23,498 Positive! The poor priest has gone loony. 171 00:10:23,876 --> 00:10:27,334 I'll clear this up. Someone will pay for this! 172 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:31,710 - Can you spare some change? - Get yourself a job! 173 00:10:31,918 --> 00:10:34,386 I can't work, sir. I only have one eye. 174 00:10:34,687 --> 00:10:36,985 Poke the other one out and sing at the fair! 175 00:10:37,690 --> 00:10:42,787 It's a great honor to see Major Antonio Moraes in church! 176 00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:46,362 It's been a while since you last visited God's house! 177 00:10:46,566 --> 00:10:49,000 You mean I haven't been to mass in a long time. 178 00:10:49,368 --> 00:10:52,599 Not at all! I'm aware of your duties, your health. 179 00:10:52,805 --> 00:10:56,172 You know I don't work and my health is perfect! 180 00:10:57,844 --> 00:11:01,405 What brings you here? You needn't tell me... 181 00:11:01,647 --> 00:11:04,673 ...the little one is sick. - How did you know? 182 00:11:04,884 --> 00:11:08,411 Word gets around pretty quickly. 183 00:11:08,621 --> 00:11:10,885 - Does it stink yet? - Stink? What? 184 00:11:11,257 --> 00:11:13,248 - Your little one. - No! 185 00:11:13,493 --> 00:11:17,395 - What do you mean by that? - Nothing. Manner of speaking. 186 00:11:17,597 --> 00:11:20,259 Well, this manner of yours is very odd. 187 00:11:20,466 --> 00:11:23,526 Forgive this old, ignorant priest. 188 00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:27,136 - What ails her? The mange? - The mange? 189 00:11:27,373 --> 00:11:31,036 Yes. I've seen one die of it within a few hours. 190 00:11:31,277 --> 00:11:35,236 It started on her tail and spread to her whole body. 191 00:11:35,715 --> 00:11:37,114 On her "tail"? 192 00:11:37,316 --> 00:11:39,944 I'm sorry. I should've said "hindquarters". 193 00:11:40,186 --> 00:11:44,282 We owe respect to the ill, even if they are inferior beings. 194 00:11:44,557 --> 00:11:46,821 "Inferior beings"? 195 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:50,151 Father, beware! 196 00:11:50,396 --> 00:11:54,696 The church is the pillar of society, but there's a limit to everything! 197 00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:58,665 - What did I say? - "Inferior beings"! 198 00:11:58,871 --> 00:12:02,568 My full name is Antonio Noronha de Brito Moraes! 199 00:12:02,775 --> 00:12:05,471 "Noronha de Brito" comes from the Count of Arcs! 200 00:12:05,678 --> 00:12:07,839 My people came in the caravels! 201 00:12:08,047 --> 00:12:12,211 Surely! And the little one's forebears did too, right? 202 00:12:12,518 --> 00:12:16,249 Of course! If mine did, so did hers. 203 00:12:16,522 --> 00:12:21,152 What are you insinuating? That her mother is... 204 00:12:21,394 --> 00:12:24,192 - A bitch! - What did you say? 205 00:12:24,397 --> 00:12:27,366 - A bitch. - Say it again! 206 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,468 I see no harm in saying it. Isn't her mother a bitch? 207 00:12:31,704 --> 00:12:34,935 Were you not a priest, and crazy at that, I'd kill you! 208 00:12:35,308 --> 00:12:37,139 I'm going to talk to the Bishop! 209 00:12:37,944 --> 00:12:39,809 I won't bless it, and that's that! 210 00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:43,905 I'm not prepared. I have to think it over. 211 00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:47,244 You mean blessing the Major's bitch was fine... 212 00:12:47,486 --> 00:12:49,852 but you have to think it over when it's my bitch? 213 00:12:50,056 --> 00:12:53,651 My husband is the president of the Brotherhood of Souls! 214 00:12:53,859 --> 00:12:56,760 - I'll make him resign! - She'll make me resign! 215 00:12:57,129 --> 00:12:59,461 You won't get one single loaf of bread! 216 00:12:59,699 --> 00:13:01,166 Not one! 217 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,597 - And you get your bread for free! - You get it for free! 218 00:13:05,605 --> 00:13:08,540 And he pays for the church repairs! 219 00:13:08,741 --> 00:13:11,369 I pay for the repairs! 220 00:13:11,577 --> 00:13:14,011 - What's all this about? - What is it about? 221 00:13:14,213 --> 00:13:16,408 This is the voice of truth, Father. 222 00:13:16,616 --> 00:13:19,676 Now you'll see who the baker's wife really is! 223 00:13:19,885 --> 00:13:22,752 - And what are you, then? - The cow! 224 00:13:23,055 --> 00:13:25,649 The cow I lent you, so you'd have milk. 225 00:13:25,891 --> 00:13:28,416 - I want it back today! - Today! 226 00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:31,459 - Even the cow? - You're overdoing it! 227 00:13:32,198 --> 00:13:35,258 And didn't I tell you to stay with the bitch? 228 00:13:35,468 --> 00:13:36,594 - Didn't she? - She did. 229 00:13:36,936 --> 00:13:40,372 - How is she? - It's still got four paws, a nose... 230 00:13:40,573 --> 00:13:42,905 - Don't tell me she's worse! - I won't. 231 00:13:43,109 --> 00:13:45,543 - But is she? Tell us! - Make up your minds! 232 00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:48,009 Don't tell me you let her die! 233 00:13:48,214 --> 00:13:51,240 - I didn't let her! - Thank God! 234 00:13:51,484 --> 00:13:53,452 But you know she never listens. 235 00:13:53,719 --> 00:13:56,517 Chic�! You should've stayed with the bitch! 236 00:13:56,722 --> 00:13:59,816 If I had, who'd have brought the news of its death? 237 00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:05,729 My little bitch is dead! 238 00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:10,461 The bitch met its fate. 239 00:14:10,936 --> 00:14:13,461 It met the only irreparable doom... 240 00:14:14,307 --> 00:14:17,037 that marks our strange destiny on this Earth. 241 00:14:17,643 --> 00:14:19,110 The unexplainable fact... 242 00:14:19,312 --> 00:14:22,941 which puts all living things in one flock of condemned creatures... 243 00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:27,045 because all that lives shall die. 244 00:14:28,187 --> 00:14:31,452 "All that lives shall die." Nice. 245 00:14:31,657 --> 00:14:35,058 Where did you hear that? You sure didn't make it up. 246 00:14:35,261 --> 00:14:38,196 No, I didn't. I heard it from a priest. 247 00:14:38,431 --> 00:14:41,059 - When my pirarucu died. - Your pirarucu? 248 00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:44,929 Actually, I think I was his. Didn't I tell you about him? 249 00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:48,971 No. I've heard of men owning fish, but not the other way around! 250 00:14:49,175 --> 00:14:50,608 It was when I was in Amazonas. 251 00:14:51,811 --> 00:14:55,178 I wrapped the harpoon rope around my body and my arms. 252 00:14:55,381 --> 00:14:57,941 When it bit, it pulled me into the river. 253 00:14:58,384 --> 00:15:01,478 - The fish caught you. - Exactly! It caught me. 254 00:15:01,687 --> 00:15:05,316 In short, it dragged me for 3 days and 3 nights. 255 00:15:05,524 --> 00:15:08,493 3 days and 3 nights? Weren't you hungry? 256 00:15:08,694 --> 00:15:12,221 No, but I was dying for a smoke! 257 00:15:12,431 --> 00:15:15,730 When it died, I waved my hands and some people freed me. 258 00:15:15,935 --> 00:15:17,835 But weren't your hands tied? 259 00:15:18,037 --> 00:15:20,972 When things get tough, you find a solution. 260 00:15:21,173 --> 00:15:25,303 - What did you do? - I don't know, but so it was. 261 00:15:25,511 --> 00:15:28,207 My little bitchie! 262 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:40,015 We must all resign ourselves. 263 00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:45,192 If you had blessed the little critter she'd still be alive! 264 00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:47,626 I don't have that power. 265 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:51,336 Just one thing: you have to give her a decent burial! 266 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:53,402 A funeral for the bitch? 267 00:15:53,606 --> 00:15:56,439 Yes, and it has to be in Latin. 268 00:15:56,642 --> 00:15:59,736 - Or else, it won't do. - In Latin, it won't do. 269 00:16:00,012 --> 00:16:02,412 - In Latin, it will do! - Yes, in Latin, it will do! 270 00:16:02,715 --> 00:16:07,652 You're all crazy! I'm not giving the bitch a funeral! 271 00:16:07,853 --> 00:16:10,822 The Brotherhood will lose its funding! 272 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:15,390 - I won't do it! - The Brotherhood has lost its funding! 273 00:16:15,594 --> 00:16:19,462 - I won't do it! - My husband resigns the presidency! 274 00:16:19,732 --> 00:16:23,168 - I won't do it! - I resign the presidency! 275 00:16:23,369 --> 00:16:26,395 - I won't do it! - The little cow... 276 00:16:26,605 --> 00:16:30,905 will be taken from the church right away! 277 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:35,776 - You heartless woman! - Heartless? 278 00:16:36,015 --> 00:16:40,179 Because I don't want to see the buzzards eat my bitch? 279 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:46,653 - Will you bury her or not? - If it were up to God, I'd do it. 280 00:16:46,892 --> 00:16:49,725 The problem is the Bishop! 281 00:16:50,496 --> 00:16:53,260 All you'll ever get is stale bread, cash up-front! 282 00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:56,230 - You cruel woman! - And for double the price! 283 00:16:56,435 --> 00:16:58,335 - Can you spare some change? - No. 284 00:16:58,571 --> 00:17:01,665 - Help a poor one-eyed beggar! - Why should I? 285 00:17:01,907 --> 00:17:04,637 - Did I poke your eye out? - No, sir, you didn't. 286 00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:09,244 I can poke the other eye out, so I'd have to give you money. 287 00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:13,713 The bitch stays until the priest agrees to bury her. 288 00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:17,013 But, dear, she's starting to smell. 289 00:17:17,256 --> 00:17:21,659 Then you leave! Maybe the stench won't be so bad! 290 00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:25,929 Give me a free hand, and I'll get the bitch buried. 291 00:17:26,499 --> 00:17:30,401 - You've got it. - Can I loose the purse strings? 292 00:17:31,136 --> 00:17:33,627 - Yes! - This is going to be easy! 293 00:17:33,939 --> 00:17:37,397 - What are you up to getting? - I'm getting the bitch a funeral. 294 00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:39,635 And in Latin! 295 00:17:44,617 --> 00:17:47,381 - Father John? - What is it? 296 00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:52,683 - I'm here for the cow. - What a heartless woman! 297 00:17:53,058 --> 00:17:57,927 If I could, I'd bury the bitch, the cat, whatever! 298 00:17:58,130 --> 00:17:59,893 But the Bishop is in town! 299 00:18:00,099 --> 00:18:03,159 These folks are nuts. They think pets are people. 300 00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:07,772 The bitch even had a will naming you as a beneficiary. 301 00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:11,170 Wait a minute! A bitch with a will? 302 00:18:11,377 --> 00:18:13,038 She was a smart bitch! 303 00:18:13,879 --> 00:18:16,404 When she was on her deathbed... 304 00:18:16,615 --> 00:18:19,880 she'd look towards the church every time the bells tolled. 305 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:24,146 Finally, my boss understood: she wanted a Christian burial. 306 00:18:24,356 --> 00:18:26,950 My boss had to promise to add 50 crowns to the bitch's will... 307 00:18:27,226 --> 00:18:30,457 which would go to the priest, for the funeral. 308 00:18:30,963 --> 00:18:35,263 What a bright animal! What noble feelings! 309 00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:40,996 But, without a funeral, this part of the will can't be executed. 310 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,708 Now, the bitch's going to be eaten by buzzards. 311 00:18:43,909 --> 00:18:46,275 That's not going to happen! 312 00:18:46,512 --> 00:18:49,879 - What about the will? Where is it? - It's been legally registered. 313 00:18:50,115 --> 00:18:52,709 A bitch like that can't be eaten by buzzards! 314 00:18:52,918 --> 00:18:53,942 I agree! 315 00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:18,743 - Here it is, Father. - There's no hurry. 316 00:19:23,449 --> 00:19:28,182 The Bishop! I didn't expect Your Grace just yet, so... 317 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:32,550 Never mind. As the French would say, "Iet it pass". 318 00:19:33,092 --> 00:19:36,926 But there are certain things I can't easily let pass. 319 00:19:37,129 --> 00:19:40,098 - I don't know what you mean. - You will... 320 00:19:40,332 --> 00:19:44,530 when I tell you I spoke to Antonio Moraes. 321 00:19:44,737 --> 00:19:47,968 - Antonio Moraes went to you? - Yes, indeed. 322 00:19:48,207 --> 00:19:51,734 He complained about your behavior towards him. 323 00:19:51,944 --> 00:19:54,139 I don't know what you mean. 324 00:19:54,346 --> 00:19:57,076 I don't see why it's so hard to grasp. 325 00:19:57,282 --> 00:20:01,241 He said you were extremely rude to him. 326 00:20:01,453 --> 00:20:03,887 - He did? - Let's be serious, Father John! 327 00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:06,956 You know exactly what I'm talking about! 328 00:20:07,192 --> 00:20:09,752 Why did you call his wife a bitch? 329 00:20:10,162 --> 00:20:12,221 - Who, me? - Yes, you! 330 00:20:12,431 --> 00:20:15,229 I swear I never called his wife a bitch! 331 00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,935 - You did, Father John. - I didn't, Your Grace. 332 00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:21,435 - Yes, you did, Father John. - I didn't, Your Grace. 333 00:20:21,707 --> 00:20:24,972 - You did, Father John! - I did, Bishop. 334 00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:27,642 Well, did you or did you not? 335 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:33,785 I didn't. But if you say I did, you must know better. 336 00:20:34,019 --> 00:20:38,547 So it isn't true that he asked you to bless his daughter... 337 00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:41,419 and you called his wife a bitch? 338 00:20:42,061 --> 00:20:43,585 - His daughter? - Yes, his daughter. 339 00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:48,060 - He meant his daughter? - Yes, that's what I'm saying. 340 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:51,167 The Cricket told me it was for the bitch! 341 00:20:51,403 --> 00:20:56,568 Who? Is this a joke? What is this story of crickets and bitches? 342 00:20:56,775 --> 00:20:59,869 Forgive me, Your Grace, but now I understand! 343 00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:02,206 Now, I don't understand! 344 00:21:02,448 --> 00:21:04,780 Why did you call me a rascal? 345 00:21:04,983 --> 00:21:08,009 Because that's what you are! 346 00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:10,744 It doesn't say that on my birth certificate! 347 00:21:11,023 --> 00:21:15,392 You rascal! Now explain to the Bishop the story... 348 00:21:15,627 --> 00:21:18,061 about Major Moraes' bitch being sick... 349 00:21:18,297 --> 00:21:21,892 and why I ended up calling his wife a bitch. 350 00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:26,233 Is that why I'm a rascal? That's nothing! 351 00:21:26,538 --> 00:21:29,871 It's much worse to bury a bitch in Latin, in a Christian funeral... 352 00:21:30,142 --> 00:21:33,202 and even then I wouldn't call you a rascal! 353 00:21:33,445 --> 00:21:36,539 - What's wrong? - Suddenly, I'm in pain! 354 00:21:36,849 --> 00:21:42,446 Poor Father! But you should have heard my mistress at the funeral. 355 00:21:42,654 --> 00:21:45,851 Help me, Jack the Cricket, dear friend, I'm dying! 356 00:21:46,058 --> 00:21:50,893 Me? Who am I to help a priest? I'm nothing but a rascal! 357 00:21:51,096 --> 00:21:54,156 - I take it back! - Take it back... 358 00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:58,928 ...but the bitch was buried in Latin. - A bitch? Buried in Latin? 359 00:21:59,338 --> 00:22:03,536 He means it was barking. "Bowwow", you know? 360 00:22:03,809 --> 00:22:07,506 No, I don't. I've never seen a dead dog bark. 361 00:22:07,946 --> 00:22:09,846 What's going on? 362 00:22:11,183 --> 00:22:14,744 What's the matter? The ruckus has just begun. 363 00:22:16,755 --> 00:22:20,452 Is that true? A bitch buried in Latin? 364 00:22:20,659 --> 00:22:25,096 - Why? Is it forbidden? - You'll be suspended, Father! 365 00:22:26,965 --> 00:22:31,664 As for you, Jack the Cricket you'll regret your tricks. 366 00:22:31,937 --> 00:22:35,065 Pitting the church against Antonio Moraes! 367 00:22:35,274 --> 00:22:38,004 It's a shame, a disgrace! 368 00:22:38,210 --> 00:22:41,270 Yes, indeed, it's a shame, a disgrace! 369 00:22:41,513 --> 00:22:44,744 A mongrel like that, daring to leave a priest... 370 00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:47,919 ...and a bishop money in her will! - What? 371 00:22:49,188 --> 00:22:51,679 You mean you haven't heard of the will? 372 00:22:52,324 --> 00:22:57,057 - Will? What will? - The bitch's will. 373 00:22:57,296 --> 00:23:00,060 The bitch's will? 374 00:23:00,265 --> 00:23:03,666 Yes, bishop. The bitch left a will... 375 00:23:03,936 --> 00:23:06,530 a folly of her owner. 376 00:23:06,772 --> 00:23:09,502 It left 5O crowns to the parish... 377 00:23:09,741 --> 00:23:12,767 1OO to the diocese. 378 00:23:13,345 --> 00:23:19,284 That's why I always say animals are God's creatures, too! 379 00:23:19,518 --> 00:23:22,976 What a bright animal! What noble feelings! 380 00:23:23,188 --> 00:23:27,249 At the owner's request, I allowed it accompanied... 381 00:23:27,459 --> 00:23:28,858 - The funeral? - Yes, the funeral. 382 00:23:29,094 --> 00:23:33,895 - In Latin? - I uttered only a few words, really. 383 00:23:34,099 --> 00:23:38,502 "Blah, blah, blah, defunctorum, Amen!" 384 00:23:39,137 --> 00:23:43,096 We must mull it over. It's a matter worth discussing. 385 00:23:43,308 --> 00:23:44,969 Let's call the congregation. 386 00:23:46,111 --> 00:23:49,842 - How are you? Do you feel better? - Feel better? 387 00:23:50,048 --> 00:23:55,076 How could I? I lost my bitch and spent 15O crowns on the funeral. 388 00:23:55,354 --> 00:23:58,949 It was cheap, for a priest to bless a critter. 389 00:23:59,157 --> 00:24:01,625 I once saw a critter bless a man for 2OO. 390 00:24:01,894 --> 00:24:05,887 - What critter was that? - A parrot I had. 391 00:24:06,999 --> 00:24:11,732 He was born in a seminary and he learned the Bible by heart! 392 00:24:13,572 --> 00:24:16,973 Then, I moved to a town without a priest. 393 00:24:17,175 --> 00:24:20,770 - The parrot dispensed sacraments. - What happened to the parrot? 394 00:24:20,979 --> 00:24:24,471 He became a Protestant and left to a Baptist church in Gl�ria de Goit�. 395 00:24:24,850 --> 00:24:28,217 - I heard he died of old age. - How could that be... 396 00:24:28,420 --> 00:24:32,948 if you say you saw its birth? Parrots live to be over 1OO. 397 00:24:33,191 --> 00:24:36,888 - I don't know, but so it was. - Chic�... 398 00:24:37,095 --> 00:24:41,532 I've been so terribly lonely since my little bitch died! 399 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:46,260 - You should get another pet. - And what would you suggest? 400 00:24:46,505 --> 00:24:48,336 A canary, to cheer you up. 401 00:24:48,807 --> 00:24:53,870 I want a bigger pet. My loneliness is very big. 402 00:24:54,313 --> 00:24:56,440 A rabbit, a guinea pig... 403 00:24:56,949 --> 00:24:58,678 Bigger! 404 00:24:58,951 --> 00:25:04,389 - A dog, a goat... - Bigger, bigger! 405 00:25:05,023 --> 00:25:08,652 - I think I get it! - And are you going to stand there? 406 00:25:08,961 --> 00:25:11,657 - What if Eurico walks in? - Are you scared? 407 00:25:11,897 --> 00:25:13,455 Scared? Me? 408 00:25:13,765 --> 00:25:16,757 I'll grab him by the horns, spin him around and shake him up! 409 00:25:17,235 --> 00:25:19,260 - Will you, really? - I will! 410 00:25:19,504 --> 00:25:23,440 Oh! I love a tough man! Say it again! 411 00:25:23,675 --> 00:25:25,973 I'll shake him and shake him... 412 00:25:26,578 --> 00:25:31,845 So come on and shake me up a little, tough guy! 413 00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:33,984 - Like this? - Yes! 414 00:25:34,286 --> 00:25:37,983 - What do I do now? - I'm supposed to ask you. 415 00:25:38,757 --> 00:25:40,452 What do you want me to do? 416 00:25:40,692 --> 00:25:42,523 - Me? - Yes! 417 00:25:42,794 --> 00:25:46,594 - Say you're the man around here. - I'm the man around here! 418 00:25:46,865 --> 00:25:50,631 - Say it again! - I am the... 419 00:25:51,169 --> 00:25:55,367 - Dora? - I forgot I had a date with Vince! 420 00:25:55,574 --> 00:25:58,270 It's cheat and be cheated on, all in one go! 421 00:25:58,477 --> 00:25:59,808 Open up, Dora! 422 00:26:00,212 --> 00:26:03,579 Big Vince will kill us if he catches you here! 423 00:26:03,782 --> 00:26:07,309 - Who's Big Vince? - Don't you know Big Vince? 424 00:26:07,552 --> 00:26:10,385 He beat up Mr. Golias, from the drugstore. 425 00:26:10,622 --> 00:26:13,887 - Help me, my St. David! - And pelted Big Ernest. 426 00:26:14,159 --> 00:26:15,649 Enough! I don't want to hear it! 427 00:26:15,861 --> 00:26:18,989 - I'd rather not know him! - What should I do? 428 00:26:19,197 --> 00:26:21,995 I don't know! It's your house! You're in charge. 429 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,260 - Open the door! - What do I do now? 430 00:26:25,904 --> 00:26:28,395 I'll think of something. 431 00:26:30,976 --> 00:26:33,342 Damn, I'm angry, today! 432 00:26:33,545 --> 00:26:36,207 I've got the Devil under my skin! 433 00:26:36,415 --> 00:26:39,111 Why didn't you open the door when I told you to? 434 00:26:39,317 --> 00:26:42,309 What do you mean? It's wide open! 435 00:26:43,088 --> 00:26:45,454 And what took you so long? 436 00:26:46,124 --> 00:26:51,027 Didn't you tell me to dress up for you? 437 00:26:51,229 --> 00:26:55,825 - Yes, I did. - So I was dressing up. 438 00:26:56,034 --> 00:26:59,003 After all, who's the man around here? 439 00:26:59,204 --> 00:27:00,694 Do I have to say it? 440 00:27:00,939 --> 00:27:04,966 You don't have to, but, if you want to... 441 00:27:05,177 --> 00:27:06,906 I'm the man around here! 442 00:27:07,145 --> 00:27:09,739 Oh, I love a tough man! 443 00:27:10,015 --> 00:27:12,779 - Say it again! - I'm the man around here! 444 00:27:13,018 --> 00:27:14,485 Again! 445 00:27:14,753 --> 00:27:15,742 I'm the man... 446 00:27:16,188 --> 00:27:17,621 Dora! 447 00:27:17,856 --> 00:27:21,087 - It's my husband! - Now, we're screwed! 448 00:27:21,293 --> 00:27:22,920 Dora! 449 00:27:23,895 --> 00:27:26,830 - What do I do? - Beats me! 450 00:27:27,032 --> 00:27:29,865 It's your house. You're in charge. 451 00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:31,467 What do I do now? 452 00:27:31,670 --> 00:27:34,468 Pretend you came here after someone. 453 00:27:34,706 --> 00:27:37,038 I don't get it! 454 00:27:37,242 --> 00:27:38,732 You don't have to. 455 00:27:38,977 --> 00:27:42,105 Get your knife and run out shouting... 456 00:27:42,314 --> 00:27:45,215 "l'll get you, you bastard!" Got it? 457 00:27:45,417 --> 00:27:46,850 I'll get you, you bastard. 458 00:27:47,052 --> 00:27:48,849 Dora, I'm losing my temper! 459 00:27:49,054 --> 00:27:51,955 - I'll get you, you bastard. - That's it! 460 00:27:52,157 --> 00:27:54,250 I'll get you, you bastard! 461 00:27:54,459 --> 00:27:57,917 - I'll get you, you bastard! - What the hell's going on? 462 00:27:58,163 --> 00:28:00,631 You got here just in time! 463 00:28:00,832 --> 00:28:04,962 - In time for what? - Vince wanted to kill Chic�! 464 00:28:05,170 --> 00:28:06,569 Who's Chic�? 465 00:28:06,771 --> 00:28:09,296 Come on out, Chic�, he's gone. 466 00:28:09,975 --> 00:28:12,500 - Good evening, boss. - He's so pale! 467 00:28:12,711 --> 00:28:16,374 He'll be even paler unless he tells me what's going on. 468 00:28:16,581 --> 00:28:17,980 Big Vince... 469 00:28:18,450 --> 00:28:21,783 swore he'd kill Chic�, and decided to do it here. 470 00:28:21,987 --> 00:28:24,854 - Right here, in our home! - In your home! 471 00:28:25,957 --> 00:28:29,188 - So, he swore he'd kill you? - Yes! 472 00:28:29,394 --> 00:28:31,760 On his mother's soul, may she rest in peace. 473 00:28:31,963 --> 00:28:36,263 - If it weren't for you... - You're such a wimp, Chic�! 474 00:28:36,468 --> 00:28:37,901 Why didn't you fight him? 475 00:28:38,103 --> 00:28:40,196 I would've beat him up! 476 00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:43,799 Oh, I love a tough man! 477 00:28:46,044 --> 00:28:49,172 A job, a task, a duty... I'll take anything. 478 00:28:49,381 --> 00:28:51,941 Your reputation isn't that great. 479 00:28:52,150 --> 00:28:55,278 Major, people expect the poor to be perfect. 480 00:28:55,487 --> 00:28:58,513 They say you're a rascal, a good-for-nothing! 481 00:28:58,723 --> 00:29:01,123 Sir, so many qualities are demanded that I doubt... 482 00:29:01,326 --> 00:29:03,817 any master could get a job! 483 00:29:04,396 --> 00:29:07,923 Let's make a bet. I'll ask you 3 questions. 484 00:29:08,433 --> 00:29:10,799 If you get them right... 485 00:29:11,603 --> 00:29:13,332 ...you've got the job. - Let's do it! 486 00:29:13,538 --> 00:29:14,903 I've got nothing to lose. 487 00:29:15,106 --> 00:29:19,338 Yes, you do. If you don't, I'll strip the skin off your back. 488 00:29:19,544 --> 00:29:21,273 - Oh, damn! - Well? 489 00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:25,546 It's a deal, but I have to talk my shaking legs into it! 490 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,615 Okay, here's the first... 491 00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:31,253 how far is it from one end of the world to the other? 492 00:29:32,290 --> 00:29:35,259 A day's journey! That's how long the sun takes! 493 00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:37,758 - What's over a king's head? - The crown! 494 00:29:37,996 --> 00:29:41,363 - What am I thinking now? - Of beating me! 495 00:29:41,566 --> 00:29:43,193 Very well, Jack the Cricket. 496 00:29:43,401 --> 00:29:45,301 So you really are smart. 497 00:29:45,503 --> 00:29:48,597 You're even smarter, since you're my master now. 498 00:29:48,807 --> 00:29:53,005 So go fetch my daughter in town. She's coming in from Recife. 499 00:29:53,211 --> 00:29:54,678 The Major, Jack? 500 00:29:54,879 --> 00:29:58,076 - But the Major's mean! - As if the baker's any better! 501 00:29:58,283 --> 00:30:02,014 I want revenge for what they did to me when I was sick. 502 00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:05,951 I was in bed for 3 days, without a single glass of water! 503 00:30:06,191 --> 00:30:08,625 While the bitch got steak! 504 00:30:08,827 --> 00:30:11,591 I hate people who like pets better than humans! 505 00:30:17,402 --> 00:30:18,926 Do you want to die? 506 00:30:19,170 --> 00:30:22,606 I'll die, but I'Il take you all with me! 507 00:30:23,642 --> 00:30:25,872 - Mr. Severino? - Does anyone else look like me? 508 00:30:26,278 --> 00:30:30,578 - I didn't have to kill anyone! - Stop being such a sissy! 509 00:30:30,782 --> 00:30:33,273 I don't like to kill people. I'll do it, but I don't like it. 510 00:30:33,485 --> 00:30:37,512 - Where were you going without me? - We were going to look for you. 511 00:30:38,590 --> 00:30:43,323 I checked the whole town, and there's no police. 512 00:30:43,528 --> 00:30:46,156 And no one gave me a cent! 513 00:30:46,364 --> 00:30:49,822 That's why I steal. I don't like to, but asking just doesn't work. 514 00:30:50,035 --> 00:30:52,970 But that's okay, because now I hate them even more! 515 00:30:53,171 --> 00:30:56,834 There won't be a soul left in town to tell the story! 516 00:30:57,042 --> 00:31:00,239 It'll be easier than slapping a drunk! 517 00:31:03,648 --> 00:31:05,445 Left, right, left, right. 518 00:31:05,650 --> 00:31:07,242 Left, right, left, right. 519 00:31:07,485 --> 00:31:08,918 Halt! 520 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,385 The 2Oth platoon wishes to salute the people of this town! 521 00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:16,321 Itapero� can now wage war... 522 00:31:16,528 --> 00:31:18,962 against Brazil! 523 00:31:19,164 --> 00:31:21,530 Corporal Setenta, at your service. 524 00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:24,427 I might take you up on that! 525 00:31:24,636 --> 00:31:26,934 They're all sissies. I know the sort. 526 00:31:27,138 --> 00:31:31,302 They need those uniforms to prove that they're men! 527 00:31:31,509 --> 00:31:34,137 Corporal, let me introduce you. 528 00:31:34,346 --> 00:31:37,247 This is Eurico, my husband. Big Vince is my... 529 00:31:38,216 --> 00:31:40,275 Our friend. 530 00:31:41,252 --> 00:31:43,846 Pleased to meet you! 531 00:31:46,691 --> 00:31:48,955 My, how you've grown, Rosinha! 532 00:31:49,194 --> 00:31:51,754 You're so pretty, so well-built... 533 00:31:52,230 --> 00:31:54,721 That's kind of you, Mr. Eurico! 534 00:31:54,933 --> 00:31:56,400 I've been a little ill... 535 00:31:56,634 --> 00:31:58,898 that's why I'm here. 536 00:31:59,137 --> 00:32:01,435 When will you be leaving? I mean... 537 00:32:01,639 --> 00:32:05,439 ...how long will you be staying? - If I could, I'd stay forever... 538 00:32:05,643 --> 00:32:07,474 but mother won't leave the city. 539 00:32:07,679 --> 00:32:10,375 I'd live there if I could. 540 00:32:10,582 --> 00:32:14,643 There are too many jerks around here. 541 00:32:14,853 --> 00:32:17,822 Excuse me. I have to go to church before going to the farm. 542 00:32:18,022 --> 00:32:19,614 The Bishop's giving out his blessing! 543 00:32:19,824 --> 00:32:23,191 The Bishop? It'd be a sin to miss that mass! 544 00:32:23,395 --> 00:32:27,695 Excuse me! The military must salute the clergy! 545 00:32:27,932 --> 00:32:32,130 - Isn't there a novena, today? - You, however, are excused. 546 00:32:47,619 --> 00:32:48,916 Hi, Chic�! 547 00:32:49,387 --> 00:32:50,786 There you are! 548 00:32:50,989 --> 00:32:52,854 Having a good time while I have to work! 549 00:32:53,057 --> 00:32:54,888 You do? 550 00:32:55,093 --> 00:32:56,651 Have you been drinking? 551 00:32:56,861 --> 00:32:58,123 What? 552 00:32:58,329 --> 00:33:00,524 Never mind. Mass is about to start. 553 00:33:01,699 --> 00:33:02,927 - Who's he? - Chic�. 554 00:33:03,168 --> 00:33:05,898 - Chic� who? - Just say "Chic�". He'll come. 555 00:33:06,104 --> 00:33:09,073 I just got a craving for a sweet. Get me a cone! 556 00:33:09,274 --> 00:33:12,107 - What about the mass? - I need it right away! 557 00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:14,107 - And the blessing? - I need a sweet! 558 00:33:14,312 --> 00:33:16,246 I'll buy you one. 559 00:33:16,448 --> 00:33:18,575 - At your service! - Get me a sweet! 560 00:33:18,783 --> 00:33:21,343 - A sweet? - Yes. Right, march! 561 00:33:23,321 --> 00:33:25,380 Thank you, Chic�. 562 00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:27,717 - How do you know my name? - I guessed it. 563 00:33:28,293 --> 00:33:31,262 - Your sweet. - Chic� already got me one. 564 00:33:31,463 --> 00:33:33,727 - But you asked me! - He guessed. 565 00:33:33,932 --> 00:33:35,729 - Here you go. - Thank you. 566 00:33:35,934 --> 00:33:38,402 Everyone reads minds around here! 567 00:34:00,592 --> 00:34:03,993 Someone is offering this song to Rosinha. 568 00:34:04,195 --> 00:34:07,653 He says that he won't say who he is... 569 00:34:07,866 --> 00:34:10,858 because she'll have to guess. 570 00:34:23,581 --> 00:34:24,673 Rosinha! 571 00:34:24,883 --> 00:34:28,944 You're all grown up now, and I have to protect your honor. 572 00:34:29,153 --> 00:34:30,950 You'll get married before leaving. 573 00:34:31,289 --> 00:34:35,589 - Me, Father? - Yes, you! Don't play dumb! 574 00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:37,618 Here's your dowry. 575 00:34:37,829 --> 00:34:40,161 This piggy bank belonged to your great-grandmother... 576 00:34:40,365 --> 00:34:42,890 Rosa Benigna Vaz de Medeiros. 577 00:34:43,101 --> 00:34:46,264 Every day, she'd deposit a coin in it. 578 00:34:46,471 --> 00:34:49,929 When she died, she left it to you as a wedding gift. 579 00:34:50,174 --> 00:34:52,369 You were named after her. 580 00:34:52,577 --> 00:34:55,603 I pray to God the good lady lived a long life! 581 00:34:55,813 --> 00:34:58,008 She lived to be almost 1OO. 582 00:34:58,216 --> 00:35:00,616 This pig is full of money. 583 00:35:00,818 --> 00:35:04,948 You have to find a brave, educated man to marry. 584 00:35:05,156 --> 00:35:07,351 How, father? I don't like anyone! 585 00:35:07,559 --> 00:35:10,722 Nonsense! You'll learn to love him. 586 00:35:11,462 --> 00:35:13,657 Oh, Virgin Mary! 587 00:35:13,865 --> 00:35:15,662 I'm being forced into marriage! 588 00:35:15,867 --> 00:35:19,860 Don't worry! You'll find someone you like. 589 00:35:20,071 --> 00:35:22,631 With your beauty and this pig... 590 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,808 you'll have plenty of men to choose from. 591 00:35:25,009 --> 00:35:28,001 I can't eat. I'm completely in love. 592 00:35:28,212 --> 00:35:30,737 - Why don't you tell her? - I'm too poor. 593 00:35:30,949 --> 00:35:33,747 - Marry her and you'll be rich. - But how? 594 00:35:33,952 --> 00:35:35,180 I can tell you how... 595 00:35:35,386 --> 00:35:37,411 but don't forget me after you're rich. 596 00:35:37,622 --> 00:35:39,920 I won't need money, if I don't eat. 597 00:35:40,124 --> 00:35:42,388 Marry her. You'll start eating again. 598 00:35:42,594 --> 00:35:45,654 And you'll also get a piggy bank full of money... 599 00:35:45,863 --> 00:35:47,455 from her great-grandmother. 600 00:35:47,665 --> 00:35:50,998 - You get half if you set it up. - It's a done deal! 601 00:35:51,202 --> 00:35:53,136 I'm going to see the corporal right away. 602 00:35:53,338 --> 00:35:56,205 The corporal? Are you trying to help or what? 603 00:35:56,407 --> 00:35:59,808 He's crazy for her! If he finds out, he'll kill me... 604 00:36:00,011 --> 00:36:01,638 and so will Big Vince! 605 00:36:01,846 --> 00:36:04,474 With my plan, you'll chase them both off... 606 00:36:04,682 --> 00:36:06,411 and still marry Rosinha! 607 00:36:17,462 --> 00:36:19,362 Good morning! How are you? 608 00:36:19,564 --> 00:36:21,122 What's all this intimacy? 609 00:36:21,332 --> 00:36:25,098 What's the problem? Can't I even say good morning, Corporal? 610 00:36:25,303 --> 00:36:27,567 I'm just being courteous and civil... 611 00:36:27,772 --> 00:36:29,330 am I right? 612 00:36:29,540 --> 00:36:31,974 I hate people who say "Am I right?" 613 00:36:32,176 --> 00:36:33,700 It drives me crazy! 614 00:36:34,012 --> 00:36:35,980 - It does? - Yes. 615 00:36:36,414 --> 00:36:40,714 But old habits are hard to break. Am I right? 616 00:36:40,918 --> 00:36:42,579 I'll throw you in jail! 617 00:36:42,787 --> 00:36:46,484 - I'm dying to lock someone up! - No need for such bullying! 618 00:36:46,691 --> 00:36:48,955 I'd like to see you do this to Vince! 619 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:53,494 Are you suggesting that I, a Corporal, am afraid of a thug? 620 00:36:53,698 --> 00:36:56,826 No, no! Only that it takes two to fight. 621 00:36:57,035 --> 00:36:58,969 - Am I right? - Watch it, boy! 622 00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:02,435 - I'm sorry, Corporal! - I'll let it pass this time... 623 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,335 but only because of one thing. 624 00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:06,806 - I think I know what. - No, you don't! 625 00:37:07,078 --> 00:37:12,345 Yes, I do! I know the hidden secrets of your military heart. 626 00:37:12,550 --> 00:37:15,041 What kind of intimacy is this? 627 00:37:15,253 --> 00:37:17,153 I know you could arrest me. 628 00:37:17,388 --> 00:37:21,620 You're being nice because I work for a certain lady... 629 00:37:21,826 --> 00:37:24,158 you are very fond of. 630 00:37:25,663 --> 00:37:28,962 - It's too much suffering, Jack! - Suffering? 631 00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:30,896 You, an authority? 632 00:37:31,102 --> 00:37:34,435 Authorities also suffer. She doesn't like me. 633 00:37:34,639 --> 00:37:37,802 - Says who? - That's what I think. 634 00:37:38,009 --> 00:37:40,671 Thinking can be misleading. Am I right? 635 00:37:40,878 --> 00:37:44,974 - I wish it were so. - I've spoken to her about this. 636 00:37:45,216 --> 00:37:47,377 - You haven't! - I swear to God. 637 00:37:47,585 --> 00:37:50,782 She even told me she had eyes for a certain corporal. 638 00:37:50,988 --> 00:37:53,479 - Do you swear? - By this very light. 639 00:37:53,825 --> 00:37:57,556 Jack, you know I like you a lot, don't you? 640 00:37:57,762 --> 00:37:59,389 Look how he's changed! 641 00:37:59,597 --> 00:38:02,361 Yes, I know you're crazy about me. 642 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,158 Am I right? 643 00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:05,960 Yes! 644 00:38:06,204 --> 00:38:09,298 Yes, I am. And you could help me out. 645 00:38:09,507 --> 00:38:11,441 Anything you say. 646 00:38:11,676 --> 00:38:14,668 I'd like you to take a brooch to Rosinha... 647 00:38:14,879 --> 00:38:17,347 ...and tell her it's from me. - Hand it over. 648 00:38:17,682 --> 00:38:19,377 What a beautiful brooch! 649 00:38:19,584 --> 00:38:22,747 - Almost a full month's salary. - I'll see that she gets it. 650 00:38:22,987 --> 00:38:26,115 - See you! - See you! Thanks! 651 00:38:26,324 --> 00:38:28,690 I owe you a favor! 652 00:38:31,295 --> 00:38:33,991 - Good Morning, Vince. - I'll pretend I didn't see you. 653 00:38:34,198 --> 00:38:36,291 I woke up in a bad mood. 654 00:38:36,501 --> 00:38:40,528 I swore I'd stab the first person I saw. 655 00:38:40,738 --> 00:38:45,175 - But you shouldn't be angry today. - I'll be angry any day I want! 656 00:38:45,376 --> 00:38:48,106 I want to be angry, and it's none of your business! 657 00:38:48,312 --> 00:38:50,837 But on Rosinha's birthday? 658 00:38:51,115 --> 00:38:54,778 - Is it her birthday? - You'd better calm down. 659 00:38:54,986 --> 00:38:56,510 Why? 660 00:38:56,854 --> 00:38:59,152 - She doesn't like me anyway. - How unfair! 661 00:38:59,357 --> 00:39:02,326 Today, she told me she was in love. 662 00:39:02,527 --> 00:39:04,427 She did? And with whom? 663 00:39:04,629 --> 00:39:06,256 With the town bully, she said. 664 00:39:06,464 --> 00:39:10,662 - That can only be me! - But you're in such a bad mood! 665 00:39:10,868 --> 00:39:12,199 It's gone, Jack. 666 00:39:12,403 --> 00:39:15,634 - Would you grant me a courtesy? - A courtesy? 667 00:39:16,607 --> 00:39:19,075 Would you give her these earrings? 668 00:39:19,277 --> 00:39:21,939 I bought them today. What a coincidence! 669 00:39:22,213 --> 00:39:26,377 I bought her a present, and it's her birthday! 670 00:39:26,617 --> 00:39:29,745 It's no coincidence. It's fate! 671 00:39:29,954 --> 00:39:31,922 Fate's action gives me goose bumps! 672 00:39:32,123 --> 00:39:33,818 Tell her that. 673 00:39:34,025 --> 00:39:36,323 Tell her chance wants us together... 674 00:39:36,527 --> 00:39:39,928 and has joined our lives in the web of fate! 675 00:39:40,131 --> 00:39:42,395 She'll like them a lot. 676 00:39:42,867 --> 00:39:45,700 What a plan I'm concocting! 677 00:39:46,170 --> 00:39:49,765 - Who sent this beautiful jewelry? - Someone who's crazy about you. 678 00:39:50,007 --> 00:39:53,101 - But no one likes me. - This guy likes you a lot. 679 00:39:53,311 --> 00:39:54,938 - Who is he? - I can't tell you. 680 00:39:55,146 --> 00:39:57,080 - Is he handsome? - I'm too modest to say. 681 00:39:57,281 --> 00:39:59,272 - It's you, Chic�! - I won't deny. 682 00:39:59,483 --> 00:40:01,451 Since I met you, I've felt like dying... 683 00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:03,677 but have lived to think of you. 684 00:40:03,888 --> 00:40:07,756 I thank you, but I can't accept your gifts. 685 00:40:07,959 --> 00:40:11,417 - I know I'm poor. - I don't care about that, Chic�. 686 00:40:11,629 --> 00:40:13,893 But if you at least had a degree! 687 00:40:14,098 --> 00:40:16,396 I'm a Ph.D. in hidden sciences, dramatic philosophy... 688 00:40:16,601 --> 00:40:19,468 dogmatic biology, charlatanic perversion, electronic astrology. 689 00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:22,833 - If only you were brave... - I'm the bravest man around. 690 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,598 You aren't! 691 00:40:24,809 --> 00:40:27,710 The bravest men here are Vince and the Corporal. 692 00:40:27,912 --> 00:40:29,539 I'd gladly finish them off! 693 00:40:29,747 --> 00:40:34,116 - Would you face one of them? - Both. I'll chase them away. 694 00:40:34,318 --> 00:40:37,344 - I'd like to see that! - Will you take the jewelry? 695 00:40:37,555 --> 00:40:39,045 I will. 696 00:40:39,257 --> 00:40:42,715 And if you do what you said, I may even wear it! 697 00:40:45,963 --> 00:40:49,228 My friend, you're finally here! 698 00:40:49,433 --> 00:40:52,061 I was hanging around, enjoying nature. 699 00:40:52,270 --> 00:40:54,500 Is everything all right? 700 00:40:54,705 --> 00:40:56,696 - Is she waiting for me? - Who? 701 00:40:56,908 --> 00:40:59,240 Rosinha, who else! 702 00:40:59,443 --> 00:41:01,377 You're the one who should know. 703 00:41:01,579 --> 00:41:03,843 Be straight with me! What did she say? 704 00:41:04,048 --> 00:41:05,640 About what? 705 00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:08,250 The gift! Tell me! It's driving me crazy! 706 00:41:08,452 --> 00:41:11,649 Oh, right! She kept it. 707 00:41:11,856 --> 00:41:15,189 - That's it? - What did you expect? 708 00:41:15,393 --> 00:41:19,295 - Did you want her to faint? - She could at least have been glad! 709 00:41:19,563 --> 00:41:22,259 She was! Who wouldn't be... 710 00:41:22,466 --> 00:41:25,094 with a brooch and a pair of earrings? 711 00:41:25,303 --> 00:41:28,295 What pair of earrings? I only sent a brooch! 712 00:41:28,506 --> 00:41:32,101 One brooch. A smart lad sent two earrings... 713 00:41:32,310 --> 00:41:34,801 ...one for each ear. - Who was it? 714 00:41:35,046 --> 00:41:37,207 And which gift did she like best? 715 00:41:37,448 --> 00:41:39,416 Which touched her the most? 716 00:41:39,650 --> 00:41:43,245 - Go on, tell me! - She hasn't been touched yet... 717 00:41:43,454 --> 00:41:47,550 but I know she likes brave men. She wants both to duel. 718 00:41:47,758 --> 00:41:50,693 - She'll take the winner. - Who is the knave? 719 00:41:50,928 --> 00:41:52,919 I'll eat his liver... 720 00:41:53,164 --> 00:41:55,632 ...and rip his hearts out! - He's only got one heart! 721 00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:57,858 Well, get him another! I'll rip them both out! 722 00:41:58,069 --> 00:42:00,833 Don't interrupt my anger with your fuss! 723 00:42:01,038 --> 00:42:03,370 - Who is he? - I don't know. 724 00:42:03,574 --> 00:42:06,634 But I saw Chic� earlier today, on the Major's property. 725 00:42:06,844 --> 00:42:11,076 He said he'd be meeting you after mass, at 7 p.m. 726 00:42:11,282 --> 00:42:13,807 - Chic�? - After mass, at 7 p.m. 727 00:42:14,018 --> 00:42:15,679 And what does he want? 728 00:42:15,886 --> 00:42:18,787 It's about the earrings you gave Ms. Rosinha. 729 00:42:19,357 --> 00:42:22,121 Do you think that moron's challenging me? 730 00:42:22,693 --> 00:42:25,890 He also spat when he said your name. 731 00:42:26,364 --> 00:42:28,195 That kid wants to die... 732 00:42:28,466 --> 00:42:30,593 and I want to kill him! A perfect match! 733 00:42:30,801 --> 00:42:35,568 Ms. Rosinha loved the brooch she got as a gift. 734 00:42:35,773 --> 00:42:38,298 He had the nerve to give her a brooch? 735 00:42:38,509 --> 00:42:41,501 Today I'm going to have some fun! 736 00:42:43,948 --> 00:42:48,044 It's settled. At 7, after mass, we'll chase them away. 737 00:42:48,252 --> 00:42:49,947 Did you forget that I'm a sissy? 738 00:42:50,154 --> 00:42:53,123 - They're worse than you are! - Are you trying to humiliate me? 739 00:42:53,557 --> 00:42:56,458 No one's a bigger sissy than I am! 740 00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,093 But Rosinha won't know that. 741 00:42:58,295 --> 00:43:01,594 She's going to think you're the devil incarnate! 742 00:43:01,799 --> 00:43:04,267 I'm a sissy, but I'm not stupid! 743 00:43:04,468 --> 00:43:05,730 They're going to kill me! 744 00:43:05,936 --> 00:43:08,461 I'm saying it'll be okay, and you'll finally... 745 00:43:08,672 --> 00:43:10,936 have Rosinha's heart! 746 00:43:11,142 --> 00:43:13,736 - How will it be okay? - You'll see! 747 00:43:13,944 --> 00:43:16,879 - Dead men can't see! - Just do as I say. 748 00:43:17,081 --> 00:43:20,573 Oh, Virgin Mary! I'll either be dead or humiliated! 749 00:43:20,785 --> 00:43:23,481 Either way, I'll lose Rosinha! 750 00:43:23,954 --> 00:43:25,751 May the punches not hurt too much... 751 00:43:25,956 --> 00:43:28,982 may Vince's knife be soft in my empty gut... 752 00:43:29,193 --> 00:43:32,890 and may the Corporal's bullets kill me quickly! 753 00:43:36,867 --> 00:43:40,325 But if Jack's plan works and I get out of this alive... 754 00:43:40,538 --> 00:43:43,405 I promise never again... Never again... 755 00:43:45,743 --> 00:43:47,802 to sleep with another woman in my life! 756 00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:49,979 None... 757 00:43:51,348 --> 00:43:52,940 but Rosinha. 758 00:43:53,184 --> 00:43:56,312 - Will you walk with me, Chic�? - Is mass over? 759 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,182 You were praying so hard, you didn't notice. 760 00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:01,051 I was praying to Our Lady. 761 00:44:01,258 --> 00:44:05,058 - What were you praying for? - For a miracle, actually! 762 00:44:05,262 --> 00:44:09,130 - I'll bet it was for love! - I was praying not to die of it. 763 00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:11,695 Is your heart beating that fast? 764 00:44:11,902 --> 00:44:15,599 - It's popping out of my chest! - The bullies are waiting for you. 765 00:44:15,806 --> 00:44:18,741 - What do they want? - Didn't Chic� tell you? 766 00:44:19,076 --> 00:44:23,376 - He's going to fight them. - Chic�, you don't have to do this! 767 00:44:23,581 --> 00:44:24,775 If you say so! 768 00:44:24,982 --> 00:44:27,542 No, Ms. Rosinha! No friend of mine will be humiliated! 769 00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:30,845 - This is no game! - You'll see! 770 00:44:31,055 --> 00:44:34,047 He's quiet and rational until he loses his temper. 771 00:44:34,258 --> 00:44:35,816 - Chic�! - Yes? 772 00:44:36,026 --> 00:44:39,086 Be careful not to hurt them too bad. 773 00:44:39,296 --> 00:44:42,459 Don't worry. One shout from Chic� will do! 774 00:44:49,673 --> 00:44:53,006 - Looking for me? - I've found you already. 775 00:44:53,210 --> 00:44:55,178 Make your last wish. 776 00:44:55,379 --> 00:44:57,574 I'm dying to stick my knife in your gut! 777 00:44:57,781 --> 00:45:00,113 - Am I interrupting? - Feel free, Corporal. 778 00:45:00,317 --> 00:45:02,785 Excuse me, Corporal. He's a rascal. 779 00:45:02,987 --> 00:45:04,215 Don't waste your time on him. 780 00:45:04,421 --> 00:45:08,050 No Corporal for you, Vince. Never mind my title today. 781 00:45:08,259 --> 00:45:10,227 - I'm here as a civilian. - Therefore... 782 00:45:10,427 --> 00:45:15,364 you can't arrest me if I finish off a rascal right here! 783 00:45:15,566 --> 00:45:19,332 But he has a tryst with me. I'm going to deal with him. 784 00:45:19,537 --> 00:45:21,471 What's going on, Jack? 785 00:45:21,805 --> 00:45:24,797 - Chic� has proposed a "truel". - A "truel"? 786 00:45:25,009 --> 00:45:26,033 A three-way duel. 787 00:45:26,243 --> 00:45:28,677 Well, Chic�, with whom was your tryst? 788 00:45:28,879 --> 00:45:30,813 The tryst was with both... 789 00:45:31,015 --> 00:45:32,846 but only to give them a message from Rosinha. 790 00:45:33,083 --> 00:45:36,018 She said she loved the gifts you sent... 791 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:40,051 and she'll wear the one from the winner of a duel. 792 00:45:41,425 --> 00:45:43,825 Maybe we ought to think it over. 793 00:45:44,028 --> 00:45:45,052 Are you afraid? 794 00:45:45,262 --> 00:45:48,197 I'm not afraid! Authorities are never afraid! 795 00:45:48,399 --> 00:45:49,889 Are you ready, Vince? 796 00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:52,125 Right now? No, man! 797 00:45:52,336 --> 00:45:54,429 - Ms. Rosinha will be scared. - What do you mean? 798 00:45:54,638 --> 00:45:57,505 She's dying to see a man riddled with bullets... 799 00:45:57,708 --> 00:46:00,176 with his guts pouring out! 800 00:46:00,377 --> 00:46:02,174 Oh, Lord! What now? 801 00:46:02,379 --> 00:46:04,438 - Chic� starts counting. - One... 802 00:46:04,648 --> 00:46:06,240 - They start walking. - Two... 803 00:46:06,450 --> 00:46:08,281 At "go", they turn and shoot at Chic�. 804 00:46:08,485 --> 00:46:11,648 - But he's unarmed! - Guns are for sissies! 805 00:46:11,855 --> 00:46:13,880 - Three! - Jesus! 806 00:46:14,692 --> 00:46:16,125 Go! 807 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,658 - My Father Cicero! - My Virgin Mary! 808 00:46:18,862 --> 00:46:21,456 Go away, you rascals! 809 00:46:21,665 --> 00:46:22,859 Didn't I tell you? 810 00:46:23,067 --> 00:46:25,797 They'd better not play brave around me! 811 00:46:26,003 --> 00:46:28,494 There! They're gone! 812 00:46:32,576 --> 00:46:35,909 You'd better get ready to honor your promise. 813 00:46:36,113 --> 00:46:37,876 Your prayers have been heard. 814 00:46:38,082 --> 00:46:40,141 It'll be easy. 815 00:46:40,351 --> 00:46:43,411 I promised to love only you from then on. 816 00:46:53,397 --> 00:46:57,891 Major, I'm sorry to bother you. This is a friend of mine... 817 00:46:58,102 --> 00:46:59,296 from Serra Talhada. 818 00:46:59,503 --> 00:47:02,097 He's a candidate to court Rosinha. 819 00:47:02,306 --> 00:47:05,400 He must own land or have a college degree. 820 00:47:05,609 --> 00:47:07,543 He has both land and a degree. 821 00:47:07,745 --> 00:47:10,839 Why haven't you asked him in? 822 00:47:11,048 --> 00:47:12,174 Nice to meet you, Mr... 823 00:47:12,383 --> 00:47:14,010 - Chic�. - Chic� what? 824 00:47:14,585 --> 00:47:16,644 Francisco Ant�nio Ronaldo Ermenegildo de Arag�o... 825 00:47:16,854 --> 00:47:18,219 Correia Vaz Pereira G�es. 826 00:47:18,422 --> 00:47:19,719 Chic� is just a nickname. 827 00:47:19,923 --> 00:47:22,414 No wonder, with such a name! 828 00:47:22,626 --> 00:47:24,321 What is your property called? 829 00:47:25,562 --> 00:47:28,395 - What property? - You see, he's got quite a few. 830 00:47:28,599 --> 00:47:31,329 Dr. Chic�, what about that farm in Serra Talhada? 831 00:47:31,535 --> 00:47:34,663 - Farm in Serra Talhada? - Farm in Serra Talhada! 832 00:47:34,872 --> 00:47:36,100 What a nice... 833 00:47:36,307 --> 00:47:38,104 simple name! 834 00:47:38,542 --> 00:47:41,739 Besides being a landowner, you've got a degree? 835 00:47:41,945 --> 00:47:44,345 He's a lawyer! Graduated in the capital. 836 00:47:44,548 --> 00:47:46,607 So you know all about laws. 837 00:47:46,817 --> 00:47:49,012 Not everything, really, no. 838 00:47:49,219 --> 00:47:52,746 - He's modest. - And you want to marry my daughter? 839 00:47:52,956 --> 00:47:54,787 Actually... 840 00:47:54,992 --> 00:47:58,655 He's so used to German that he forgets how to speak "Brazilian"! 841 00:47:59,697 --> 00:48:01,096 - Rosinha! - Yes? 842 00:48:01,298 --> 00:48:03,596 Come and meet a suitor. 843 00:48:03,801 --> 00:48:05,860 - A suitor? - He came as a candidate... 844 00:48:06,070 --> 00:48:08,095 ...but I've promoted him. - I like somebody else, father. 845 00:48:08,305 --> 00:48:09,363 Who let you? 846 00:48:09,573 --> 00:48:12,269 I didn't mean to, but now, I can't help it. 847 00:48:12,676 --> 00:48:15,236 - Who is he? - He's poor, but brave and honest. 848 00:48:15,446 --> 00:48:16,435 Mine wins! 849 00:48:16,647 --> 00:48:18,274 He's rich, schooled, and speaks German! 850 00:48:18,482 --> 00:48:20,609 - I can't tell my heart what to do! - But I can. 851 00:48:20,818 --> 00:48:22,843 You have one week to forget your boy! 852 00:48:23,053 --> 00:48:25,021 I'd rather die! 853 00:48:25,222 --> 00:48:27,281 But, if you insist... 854 00:48:27,491 --> 00:48:29,322 There. She's been tamed. 855 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,960 - We'll get married next week. - So soon? 856 00:48:32,196 --> 00:48:34,562 I have to obey you, Father! 857 00:48:35,566 --> 00:48:37,591 And I have to obey her. 858 00:48:37,801 --> 00:48:40,599 And the Major will obey his grandmother's wish... 859 00:48:40,804 --> 00:48:44,365 and give Rosinha this piggy bank as a wedding gift! 860 00:48:44,708 --> 00:48:46,938 - Good afternoon. - We're screwed! 861 00:48:47,177 --> 00:48:50,146 Speaking of a wedding, here's the priest! 862 00:48:50,347 --> 00:48:51,336 Whose wedding? 863 00:48:51,548 --> 00:48:53,743 I'd like you to meet my future son-in-law. 864 00:48:55,219 --> 00:48:57,153 - Chic�? - Do you know him? 865 00:48:57,354 --> 00:49:00,346 Everybody does. It'll be the wedding of the year. 866 00:49:00,557 --> 00:49:03,025 - The church will be renovated. - It will? 867 00:49:03,227 --> 00:49:05,525 - Don't you think it needs it? - Certainly! 868 00:49:05,729 --> 00:49:09,062 The church is in such a shabby state! 869 00:49:09,266 --> 00:49:14,226 Major Moraes wouldn't want bits of it falling on the guests. 870 00:49:14,471 --> 00:49:17,531 - Absolutely not. - It needs roofing, painting. 871 00:49:17,741 --> 00:49:20,642 Slow down, Father. Congratulate Mr. Chic�, first. 872 00:49:20,844 --> 00:49:22,937 Congratulations! Repair the altar... 873 00:49:23,147 --> 00:49:26,082 polish the benches, get a new bell. 874 00:49:26,283 --> 00:49:29,184 I think two hundred crowns will do. 875 00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:31,547 Go ahead. Mr. Chic� will pay for it. 876 00:49:32,556 --> 00:49:36,151 - Two hundred crowns? - He's not used to little money. 877 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:41,195 Two hundred! It's what you gave your servant to run an errand! 878 00:49:41,398 --> 00:49:42,490 Pocket change. 879 00:49:42,733 --> 00:49:46,169 I'll lend it to you, to give the priest as an advance. 880 00:49:47,504 --> 00:49:50,302 To be on the safe side, let's get it on paper. 881 00:49:50,541 --> 00:49:53,738 Go to town and get me a copy of the deed to Dr. Chic�'s land... 882 00:49:53,944 --> 00:49:56,640 the farm of Serra Talhada... 883 00:49:56,847 --> 00:49:58,974 so we can use it as collateral for the loan. 884 00:49:59,183 --> 00:50:02,380 You sign this contract. I get the land... 885 00:50:02,586 --> 00:50:05,180 if the debt is not paid. 886 00:50:05,389 --> 00:50:07,016 Go on! What are you waiting for? 887 00:50:07,257 --> 00:50:09,487 Why the deed, Major? 888 00:50:09,693 --> 00:50:13,322 Dr. Chic� will prove a man's word is worth more than his fortune. 889 00:50:13,764 --> 00:50:16,096 He won't use land as collateral. 890 00:50:16,366 --> 00:50:18,926 Write it down: you will be paid within a week... 891 00:50:19,169 --> 00:50:22,502 or you can strip the skin off his back. 892 00:50:22,706 --> 00:50:25,800 Now, that's a brave man! 893 00:50:27,077 --> 00:50:28,977 - Sign here. - I can't! 894 00:50:29,746 --> 00:50:33,477 He doesn't have his glasses. Just stamp your finger. 895 00:50:35,919 --> 00:50:37,944 You sign too, as a witness. 896 00:50:38,155 --> 00:50:42,114 - My, how important I am! - My, how dead I'll be! 897 00:50:42,426 --> 00:50:45,156 That's how I like it. 898 00:50:45,362 --> 00:50:48,229 - My skin! I like it so much! - Stop your whining! 899 00:50:48,432 --> 00:50:50,866 - It's my skin, and it's all I have! - Exactly! 900 00:50:51,068 --> 00:50:54,629 - What else could I have offered? - Your tongue, so you'd shut up. 901 00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:59,704 Fifty for the parish, ten for the diocese. 902 00:50:59,910 --> 00:51:01,002 No way. 903 00:51:01,211 --> 00:51:04,806 Fifty for the diocese, ten for the parish. 904 00:51:05,549 --> 00:51:09,144 As the Lord's delegates, we must preach fairness. 905 00:51:09,486 --> 00:51:11,477 This isn't fair, Bishop. 906 00:51:11,688 --> 00:51:15,454 As the Lord's delegates, we preach fairness... 907 00:51:15,659 --> 00:51:17,024 and humility. 908 00:51:17,227 --> 00:51:20,060 Fairness, humility... 909 00:51:20,264 --> 00:51:24,064 ...detachment from worldly goods. - Fairness, humility... 910 00:51:24,268 --> 00:51:26,065 detachment from worldly goods... 911 00:51:26,270 --> 00:51:29,797 and obedience! So do as I say! 912 00:51:30,140 --> 00:51:31,129 I don't know, Chic�. 913 00:51:31,341 --> 00:51:33,809 No matter how hard I squeeze, I don't have a single idea! 914 00:51:34,011 --> 00:51:37,037 - It's because you're hungry! - That's not it. 915 00:51:37,247 --> 00:51:40,774 Hunger and trouble used to make me think faster! 916 00:51:40,984 --> 00:51:44,476 Where's Jack the Cricket, the sharpest mind of all... 917 00:51:44,688 --> 00:51:46,849 the smartest and boldest, even in his sleep? 918 00:51:47,090 --> 00:51:50,753 He's gone, Chic�. The well is dry. 919 00:51:50,961 --> 00:51:54,294 Not a single thought, not a spark of an idea. 920 00:51:54,498 --> 00:51:58,662 I'm surrounded by walls in a room without a door. 921 00:51:58,869 --> 00:52:01,497 Skinny, poor, and, to top it off, stupid! 922 00:52:01,705 --> 00:52:03,502 The only way out is death! 923 00:52:06,243 --> 00:52:09,110 Farewell... Chic�! 924 00:52:09,746 --> 00:52:11,475 Never again... 925 00:52:12,449 --> 00:52:15,043 ...will I eat manioc! - No, this can't be! 926 00:52:15,252 --> 00:52:16,844 You can't die in the middle of this story! 927 00:52:17,054 --> 00:52:18,817 Okay! I'm all better! 928 00:52:19,022 --> 00:52:22,788 What a guy to die and come back from the dead! 929 00:52:22,993 --> 00:52:26,190 Don't you get it? I just came up with my great idea! 930 00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:29,194 Didn't you turn stupid and die because of it? 931 00:52:29,399 --> 00:52:32,800 If people died of stupidity, you'd be long gone. 932 00:52:33,003 --> 00:52:37,406 I stabbed this balloon full of blood that was under my shirt. 933 00:52:37,608 --> 00:52:40,543 I still haven't stopped shaking! 934 00:52:40,744 --> 00:52:42,041 That's what you're going to do. 935 00:52:42,245 --> 00:52:44,975 You hide this bladder full of blood under your shirt... 936 00:52:45,182 --> 00:52:48,174 pretend you're dead, and then go off somewhere. 937 00:52:48,418 --> 00:52:52,081 Rosinha pretends she's mad with grief and goes to meet you. 938 00:52:52,289 --> 00:52:53,847 Who would want to kill me? 939 00:52:54,057 --> 00:52:57,151 A bandit. You die a hero, defending the town. 940 00:52:57,361 --> 00:52:59,625 I want no dealings with such people! 941 00:52:59,963 --> 00:53:02,932 I'll be the bandit, you idiot! 942 00:53:03,133 --> 00:53:05,897 I'll come in disguise! 943 00:53:06,103 --> 00:53:08,037 Aren't you too skinny for a bandit? 944 00:53:08,238 --> 00:53:10,263 In fear, no one will notice. 945 00:53:10,741 --> 00:53:13,904 - God, if I find a way out... - Don't promise anything. 946 00:53:14,111 --> 00:53:15,544 I always pay the price! 947 00:53:15,746 --> 00:53:17,907 So I'm in it all alone? 948 00:53:18,115 --> 00:53:21,107 Trust me. Start bragging around. 949 00:53:21,318 --> 00:53:25,254 Tomorrow you're going to face the king of bandits! 950 00:53:25,989 --> 00:53:29,083 It's too slow around here! 951 00:53:30,127 --> 00:53:32,391 My hand is itching to hit someone! 952 00:53:32,596 --> 00:53:35,394 You scared away the town bullies just 3 days ago! 953 00:53:35,766 --> 00:53:37,961 I'm dying to fight again. 954 00:53:38,201 --> 00:53:40,294 What fool would fight you? 955 00:53:40,504 --> 00:53:42,369 Bunch of sissies! 956 00:53:42,606 --> 00:53:44,096 I've thought of joining the police... 957 00:53:44,307 --> 00:53:45,934 so I could kill some bandits. 958 00:53:46,143 --> 00:53:47,906 Take it easy. 959 00:53:48,111 --> 00:53:50,978 - It's a war out there. - That's what I want. 960 00:53:51,181 --> 00:53:53,206 I want to hear the shots! 961 00:53:53,417 --> 00:53:55,885 The women screaming! 962 00:53:56,319 --> 00:53:59,413 Bullets flying through the air! 963 00:54:02,526 --> 00:54:06,326 It's all over! The bandits are in town! 964 00:54:06,530 --> 00:54:08,930 - This will make my day! - What about the police? 965 00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:11,634 - They ran away! - They did? 966 00:54:11,835 --> 00:54:15,236 They heard that the bandits were coming from the church... 967 00:54:15,439 --> 00:54:17,999 and took the opposite direction! 968 00:54:18,341 --> 00:54:20,502 I just got a sudden urge to pray. 969 00:54:20,711 --> 00:54:22,235 Watch out! It's dangerous! 970 00:54:22,446 --> 00:54:24,641 I'll show them a thing or two! 971 00:54:25,849 --> 00:54:28,010 I'll leave my weapons! 972 00:54:28,218 --> 00:54:30,709 My teeth will do just fine. 973 00:54:38,428 --> 00:54:41,056 Your blessing, father. I'm here for a wedding. 974 00:54:41,264 --> 00:54:43,198 Where's the bride, son? 975 00:54:43,567 --> 00:54:45,432 Right here. 976 00:54:46,269 --> 00:54:48,703 You're going to marry death. 977 00:54:49,473 --> 00:54:51,100 Who's he? A canon? 978 00:54:51,408 --> 00:54:52,875 - A bishop. - Good. 979 00:54:53,744 --> 00:54:56,975 I've never killed one before. You'll be my first. 980 00:54:57,848 --> 00:55:01,181 Get up! I have no sympathy for your fits. 981 00:55:01,518 --> 00:55:03,850 Your Grace will excuse me... 982 00:55:04,054 --> 00:55:05,282 but I have to check your pockets. 983 00:55:05,489 --> 00:55:09,448 I apologize for my poverty. I can't help my friends out. 984 00:55:09,659 --> 00:55:13,686 Severino is poorer than you. He's got no one. 985 00:55:13,897 --> 00:55:16,559 Only this old gun. 986 00:55:19,870 --> 00:55:21,997 Fifty crowns! 987 00:55:22,205 --> 00:55:24,070 Could that be? 988 00:55:24,274 --> 00:55:27,334 Praying is a booming business around here! 989 00:55:27,544 --> 00:55:30,945 It was being put away to remodel the diocese. 990 00:55:31,148 --> 00:55:34,982 Maybe the church will also be renovated... 991 00:55:35,185 --> 00:55:37,551 and the father has something for his friend Severino. 992 00:55:37,754 --> 00:55:40,917 Yes, I won't deny it. Here you go, Mr. Severino. 993 00:55:41,124 --> 00:55:44,355 Five crowns. That's all I have on me. 994 00:55:44,561 --> 00:55:47,223 Really? Is it possible? 995 00:55:47,430 --> 00:55:51,457 If a bishop had 5O, a priest should have 1O, at least. 996 00:55:53,270 --> 00:55:56,068 Look at that! Just like I said. 997 00:55:56,273 --> 00:55:57,934 Ten crowns! 998 00:55:58,175 --> 00:56:01,474 I may even quit my robbery enterprise... 999 00:56:01,678 --> 00:56:04,511 and get a job as a sacristan! 1000 00:56:09,953 --> 00:56:12,251 Whoever broke into the church... 1001 00:56:12,455 --> 00:56:14,286 come out, so I can trim your horns, cuckold! 1002 00:56:14,491 --> 00:56:16,186 You're going to face a real man! 1003 00:56:16,393 --> 00:56:18,554 I like to do things right... 1004 00:56:18,762 --> 00:56:20,662 from the inside out! 1005 00:56:20,864 --> 00:56:23,799 Those are two things I didn't know. 1006 00:56:26,102 --> 00:56:28,161 One: that I was a cuckold. 1007 00:56:28,371 --> 00:56:30,396 Two: that dead men could talk. 1008 00:56:31,675 --> 00:56:33,700 Oh, mother... 1009 00:56:34,845 --> 00:56:38,542 Were you challenging me, you foolish rogue? 1010 00:56:38,748 --> 00:56:42,650 - Me? Challenging you? - Answer me, instead of asking! 1011 00:56:43,386 --> 00:56:46,583 - Did you talk to me or not? - It was a mistake, sir. 1012 00:56:46,823 --> 00:56:50,020 Had it not been a mistake, I'd spare you for your bravery. 1013 00:56:50,227 --> 00:56:53,594 But, since it was, I'll kill you with the others! 1014 00:56:58,501 --> 00:57:00,492 - Excuse me. - Come on in. 1015 00:57:01,137 --> 00:57:03,162 My house is your house. 1016 00:57:03,373 --> 00:57:06,308 - And I'm all yours! - Show me your left hand. 1017 00:57:06,843 --> 00:57:09,209 - With pleasure. - Is that a wedding ring? 1018 00:57:09,412 --> 00:57:12,381 Yes. I married a wimp. 1019 00:57:12,582 --> 00:57:15,915 But I regret it. I like only brave men. 1020 00:57:16,686 --> 00:57:18,813 I'm ashamed of this one. 1021 00:57:19,022 --> 00:57:20,455 Ashamed? 1022 00:57:20,657 --> 00:57:23,387 You, a married woman, should be ashamed... 1023 00:57:23,593 --> 00:57:25,288 of offering yourself to another man. 1024 00:57:25,495 --> 00:57:29,022 Do you know what I usually do with such women? 1025 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,297 No. 1026 00:57:32,702 --> 00:57:35,330 I mark them on the chin. 1027 00:57:36,172 --> 00:57:39,141 And is the bakery doing well? 1028 00:57:39,342 --> 00:57:40,775 No. I make very little. 1029 00:57:41,077 --> 00:57:43,375 There's nothing in here. Look around. 1030 00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:45,707 I trust you! 1031 00:57:45,916 --> 00:57:48,578 You left what you had in the safe at the bakery. 1032 00:57:48,785 --> 00:57:51,481 I took it all when I passed by. 1033 00:57:57,961 --> 00:57:59,986 One... 1034 00:58:00,196 --> 00:58:01,993 two... 1035 00:58:02,198 --> 00:58:03,665 three... 1036 00:58:03,867 --> 00:58:05,232 four... 1037 00:58:05,502 --> 00:58:06,992 five. 1038 00:58:07,203 --> 00:58:09,899 - Who's going first? - Ladies first! 1039 00:58:10,106 --> 00:58:12,301 No way! There's only one lady! 1040 00:58:12,509 --> 00:58:15,307 - It should be by age. - The oldest go first. 1041 00:58:15,512 --> 00:58:18,345 - The youngest go first. - Get ready to die! 1042 00:58:18,548 --> 00:58:22,848 - Severino of Aracaju has arrived! - Are there two of him? 1043 00:58:23,053 --> 00:58:26,079 - If he's you, who are you? - I'm me! 1044 00:58:26,289 --> 00:58:29,986 - But if you're you, who's he? - We'll find out soon enough. 1045 00:58:30,327 --> 00:58:32,352 Who is this donkey pole? 1046 00:58:32,562 --> 00:58:35,554 - Who? - You, saying you're me. 1047 00:58:35,765 --> 00:58:39,462 - No bother, I'm leaving! - Hold it right there... 1048 00:58:39,669 --> 00:58:40,966 you skinny little wimp! 1049 00:58:41,204 --> 00:58:44,037 - What's going on? - It's a mirage. You see two... 1050 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,673 but there's only one! 1051 00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:47,866 Him! Excuse me. 1052 00:58:48,078 --> 00:58:51,377 - Hold it, scoundrel! - It's late. I have things to do. 1053 00:58:51,581 --> 00:58:54,448 I bid you all farewell, and have a safe trip. 1054 00:58:54,651 --> 00:58:58,917 Not a chance! You'll stay and die with the others. 1055 00:58:59,122 --> 00:59:01,818 Let's begin with the baker. 1056 00:59:02,058 --> 00:59:03,650 Let's do it! 1057 00:59:03,860 --> 00:59:09,127 He'll have the honor of dying with his unfaithful wife. 1058 00:59:09,332 --> 00:59:13,598 Go outside. Severino doesn't kill anyone in a church. 1059 00:59:13,803 --> 00:59:15,930 I don't like to kill women... 1060 00:59:16,139 --> 00:59:18,733 ...but if I have to... - Let go off me. 1061 00:59:19,009 --> 00:59:22,410 I have more guts than most bastards around. 1062 00:59:22,612 --> 00:59:24,807 See? Hold on to me. 1063 00:59:25,015 --> 00:59:27,142 And, now, it's the... 1064 00:59:29,619 --> 00:59:31,211 The Bishop's turn. 1065 00:59:31,421 --> 00:59:34,720 - Can't you take care of him first? - No, it's your turn! 1066 00:59:34,924 --> 00:59:37,654 Okay, fine, you'll go together. 1067 00:59:37,861 --> 00:59:40,295 But he gets the first shot. 1068 00:59:41,064 --> 00:59:44,932 Be a man, Bishop! Set an example for the priest. 1069 00:59:45,135 --> 00:59:47,933 He's scared to death. Take them both! 1070 00:59:48,138 --> 00:59:50,299 It's bad luck enough to kill 1, let alone 2 priests. 1071 00:59:51,808 --> 00:59:56,404 Don't chicken out! And the two of you, keep your legs steady! 1072 00:59:56,613 --> 01:00:00,174 What a shame! You take away all joy of killing! 1073 01:00:01,551 --> 01:00:04,918 Well, what are Your Lordship's names? 1074 01:00:06,689 --> 01:00:09,123 Mine is Chic�, if it pleases you. 1075 01:00:09,325 --> 01:00:11,350 My Lordship is named nothing! 1076 01:00:11,561 --> 01:00:13,859 Poor men have nothing but misery! 1077 01:00:15,565 --> 01:00:18,033 So, what is Your Miserability's name? 1078 01:00:18,334 --> 01:00:19,926 Jack the Cricket. 1079 01:00:20,403 --> 01:00:22,963 Very well. 1080 01:00:23,173 --> 01:00:26,301 It's time for His Miserability, Jack the Cricket... 1081 01:00:26,509 --> 01:00:30,377 the most cowardly rascal I've ever had the honor to kill! 1082 01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:34,116 Hold it. I want to do you a favor before dying. 1083 01:00:34,317 --> 01:00:36,717 - What's that? - Give you this harmonica. 1084 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,547 A harmonica? 1085 01:00:38,755 --> 01:00:40,382 What do I need that for? 1086 01:00:40,590 --> 01:00:44,117 - Not ever die from guns shots! - What a lie! 1087 01:00:44,327 --> 01:00:46,989 I've heard of blessed bells that cure snakebite... 1088 01:00:47,230 --> 01:00:49,596 but a harmonica that heals wounds? 1089 01:00:49,799 --> 01:00:51,096 It does! 1090 01:00:51,301 --> 01:00:53,895 Father Cicero blessed it shortly before his death! 1091 01:00:54,104 --> 01:00:56,971 - I must see it to believe it. - Fine. 1092 01:00:57,407 --> 01:01:00,535 - Please, give me your dagger. - Watch it! 1093 01:01:00,777 --> 01:01:02,210 Don't worry. 1094 01:01:02,412 --> 01:01:05,108 If I try anything against you, shoot me. 1095 01:01:05,315 --> 01:01:07,977 Keep your gun on him. He's the kind I'm afraid of. 1096 01:01:08,618 --> 01:01:12,247 - What now? - I'll stab Chic� in the belly. 1097 01:01:12,489 --> 01:01:13,751 Not me! 1098 01:01:13,957 --> 01:01:15,652 Don't chicken out! 1099 01:01:15,859 --> 01:01:19,056 I'll play the harmonica, and you'll come back to life. 1100 01:01:19,262 --> 01:01:22,197 - The balloon! The balloon! - No, thank you, Jack! 1101 01:01:22,398 --> 01:01:25,060 I told you, I'll play the harmonica! 1102 01:01:25,268 --> 01:01:27,634 So you get stabbed and I'll play the harmonica! 1103 01:01:27,837 --> 01:01:31,273 Man, you know what? That's enough talk. 1104 01:01:31,474 --> 01:01:33,271 Take this! 1105 01:01:34,410 --> 01:01:35,900 The balloon! 1106 01:01:36,112 --> 01:01:38,672 Drop dead, bastard! 1107 01:01:39,015 --> 01:01:41,575 - See the blood? - Yes. 1108 01:01:41,784 --> 01:01:45,652 I never doubted you'd stab him. 1109 01:01:45,855 --> 01:01:49,086 - I want to see you heal him. - I'll get to it! 1110 01:02:19,722 --> 01:02:24,625 Virgin Mary! Father Cicero must have blessed it! 1111 01:02:29,699 --> 01:02:32,224 - Don't you feel anything? - Not a thing. 1112 01:02:32,435 --> 01:02:33,902 - And before? - Before, when? 1113 01:02:34,103 --> 01:02:36,731 - Before he played it? - I was dead. 1114 01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:39,067 - Dead? - Absolutely. 1115 01:02:40,243 --> 01:02:42,677 I saw Our Lady and Father Cicero in heaven. 1116 01:02:42,879 --> 01:02:44,369 But how, in such a short time? 1117 01:02:44,581 --> 01:02:46,446 I don't know, but I did. 1118 01:02:46,649 --> 01:02:48,276 What did Father Cicero say? 1119 01:02:48,484 --> 01:02:49,610 He said... 1120 01:02:49,852 --> 01:02:55,381 "Give Severino this harmonica I blessed before I died. 1121 01:02:55,592 --> 01:02:57,457 He needs it more than you do." 1122 01:02:57,694 --> 01:02:59,127 My God! 1123 01:02:59,329 --> 01:03:01,388 Only Father Cicero would have said that! 1124 01:03:01,598 --> 01:03:03,828 With a harmonica that "unkills", I'll like killing! 1125 01:03:04,334 --> 01:03:06,393 Jack, give it to me. 1126 01:03:06,603 --> 01:03:07,968 If you let me and Chic� go. 1127 01:03:08,171 --> 01:03:09,160 I can't. 1128 01:03:09,372 --> 01:03:11,863 I killed the baker, his wife, the Bishop, and the priest. 1129 01:03:12,075 --> 01:03:14,066 They are waiting for you. 1130 01:03:14,277 --> 01:03:18,304 If I spare you, they'll haunt me, because I'll have been unfair. 1131 01:03:18,514 --> 01:03:21,745 I gave you the chance to meet Father Cicero! 1132 01:03:21,951 --> 01:03:23,782 Is this how you thank me? 1133 01:03:23,987 --> 01:03:26,717 Meet the Father? I was never so luck. 1134 01:03:26,923 --> 01:03:28,652 Now you can meet him. 1135 01:03:28,858 --> 01:03:31,224 - How? - Your man shoots you... 1136 01:03:31,427 --> 01:03:34,328 you visit Father Cicero, I play and you return! 1137 01:03:34,530 --> 01:03:37,863 - What if you don't play? - I wouldn't do that to you. 1138 01:03:38,067 --> 01:03:40,627 - I'll play, it's a promise. - All right, but give it to him... 1139 01:03:40,837 --> 01:03:43,328 to be on the safe side. 1140 01:03:43,573 --> 01:03:46,167 - I get shot and go see the Father? - Yes. 1141 01:03:46,376 --> 01:03:48,435 - Right, Chic�? - Yes, absolutely! 1142 01:03:48,878 --> 01:03:52,279 He's right there, dressed in blue, surrounded by angels. 1143 01:03:52,482 --> 01:03:54,916 He said: "Tell Severino I want to see him!" 1144 01:03:55,118 --> 01:03:56,415 I'm going! 1145 01:03:56,619 --> 01:03:57,916 - Shoot! - But captain... 1146 01:03:58,354 --> 01:03:59,878 Shoot, I'm telling you! 1147 01:04:00,089 --> 01:04:02,614 Run off! The police are coming! 1148 01:04:02,825 --> 01:04:05,851 - Shoot! - Just do it, once and for all! 1149 01:04:06,062 --> 01:04:08,496 I don't like it, but if I must... 1150 01:04:08,698 --> 01:04:10,097 Wait! 1151 01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:13,958 - Don't forget the harmonica. - Don't worry, captain! 1152 01:04:16,172 --> 01:04:17,696 So shoot! 1153 01:04:20,910 --> 01:04:23,435 The police are coming! 1154 01:04:28,451 --> 01:04:31,818 - Captain? - Leave him a little longer! 1155 01:04:32,822 --> 01:04:35,017 Come on, captain! 1156 01:04:35,224 --> 01:04:36,589 Captain! 1157 01:04:37,427 --> 01:04:41,523 Damn you! You killed the captain, didn't you? 1158 01:04:41,731 --> 01:04:43,790 Do you want some killing? 1159 01:04:44,233 --> 01:04:46,326 Take this, bunch of monkeys! 1160 01:04:48,538 --> 01:04:51,405 - Come on, Jack! - I'm taking the money with me! 1161 01:04:51,607 --> 01:04:53,472 Run, Jack! 1162 01:04:53,710 --> 01:04:57,737 Bastard! For once in my life, I'll enjoy killing someone! 1163 01:05:12,829 --> 01:05:14,490 Jack! 1164 01:05:15,932 --> 01:05:18,799 Jack! Jack! Are you going to die? 1165 01:05:19,736 --> 01:05:21,101 I think I am, Chic�. 1166 01:05:23,272 --> 01:05:24,830 Things are blurry. 1167 01:05:25,408 --> 01:05:28,138 Poor Jack's going to die. 1168 01:05:28,344 --> 01:05:30,676 Quit the whining, Chic�. 1169 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,508 You've seen a man die before. 1170 01:05:33,750 --> 01:05:36,810 The only thing I regret is not getting the money... 1171 01:05:37,019 --> 01:05:39,954 I'd get when you marry Rosinha. 1172 01:05:48,464 --> 01:05:50,523 Jack... 1173 01:05:50,733 --> 01:05:52,701 Jack! 1174 01:05:52,902 --> 01:05:54,426 Jack! 1175 01:05:54,637 --> 01:05:57,629 Jack! 1176 01:05:59,342 --> 01:06:01,333 Oh, God! 1177 01:06:02,245 --> 01:06:05,214 Poor Jack the Cricket's dead! 1178 01:06:06,649 --> 01:06:10,551 What a bastard, to die like this! 1179 01:06:12,922 --> 01:06:15,049 What am I going to do without Jack? 1180 01:06:15,258 --> 01:06:18,318 What am I going to do without Jack? 1181 01:06:19,028 --> 01:06:21,087 Jack! Jack! 1182 01:06:24,700 --> 01:06:26,998 There's no undoing this. 1183 01:06:28,571 --> 01:06:31,062 Jack the Cricket is dead. 1184 01:06:44,487 --> 01:06:48,048 The world's smartest Cricket is gone. 1185 01:06:51,260 --> 01:06:53,751 He fulfilled his fate... 1186 01:06:54,263 --> 01:06:57,664 met the irreparable doom... 1187 01:06:57,867 --> 01:07:01,826 which marks our strange destiny on this Earth... 1188 01:07:02,038 --> 01:07:04,836 the unexplainable fact... 1189 01:07:05,041 --> 01:07:09,375 which puts all living things in one flock of condemned creatures... 1190 01:07:10,179 --> 01:07:12,545 because all that lives... 1191 01:07:13,983 --> 01:07:15,848 shall die. 1192 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:36,500 Hail,Mary 1193 01:07:36,739 --> 01:07:42,006 Hail,hail 1194 01:07:42,211 --> 01:07:47,444 Hail,Mary 1195 01:07:47,683 --> 01:07:53,121 Make your penitence 1196 01:07:53,356 --> 01:07:57,952 For all your sins 1197 01:07:58,361 --> 01:08:03,697 And tell Our Lady 1198 01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:09,770 To came and embrace you 1199 01:08:10,907 --> 01:08:13,171 Jack, you rotten bastard! 1200 01:08:13,376 --> 01:08:15,537 I don't believe it! 1201 01:08:15,745 --> 01:08:18,145 Not even here you get off my back? 1202 01:08:18,347 --> 01:08:20,907 I've looked around, but I haven't seen Father Cicero. 1203 01:08:21,117 --> 01:08:24,883 - He's got many people to see! - You're right. 1204 01:08:25,087 --> 01:08:27,146 - It's crowded in here! - And there are more coming. 1205 01:08:27,356 --> 01:08:30,018 Look at the four you dispatched. 1206 01:08:32,828 --> 01:08:35,922 There must be a special place for the clergy. 1207 01:08:36,132 --> 01:08:38,828 By the way, why aren't you down there? 1208 01:08:39,035 --> 01:08:42,903 - I'm dead, like you. - I'm no man to die! 1209 01:08:43,105 --> 01:08:46,336 - Remember the harmonica? - I do. 1210 01:08:46,776 --> 01:08:51,406 Why doesn't my man play it, so I can go back? 1211 01:08:51,614 --> 01:08:53,138 Old fool! 1212 01:08:53,349 --> 01:08:55,476 Do you think a harmonica can make you live? 1213 01:08:55,685 --> 01:08:57,744 Watch your mouth or I kill you! 1214 01:08:57,987 --> 01:09:00,353 How? I'm already dead! 1215 01:09:03,025 --> 01:09:07,155 He's not the only one! I'll kill anyone who laughs! 1216 01:09:07,363 --> 01:09:11,629 - We meant no offense. - But you didn't die alone. 1217 01:09:11,834 --> 01:09:14,564 - We've all died. - As Chic� used to say... 1218 01:09:14,770 --> 01:09:18,501 "we fulfilled our fates and met the irreparable doom." 1219 01:09:18,841 --> 01:09:21,571 - Where's Chic�? - He escaped. 1220 01:09:21,777 --> 01:09:24,575 He's alive, the rascal! Hell of a guy! 1221 01:09:24,780 --> 01:09:27,476 - He was the only one! - As he used to say... 1222 01:09:27,683 --> 01:09:31,210 It's the first time I hear the dead quote the living! 1223 01:09:31,420 --> 01:09:33,718 You'll pay me for this harmonica trick, you bastard! 1224 01:09:33,923 --> 01:09:35,754 Bastard my butt! 1225 01:09:35,992 --> 01:09:38,552 I'm already dead! I won't listen to this! 1226 01:09:38,761 --> 01:09:40,820 There's no rich or poor, brave or cowardly. 1227 01:09:41,030 --> 01:09:43,123 We're all equals before God... 1228 01:09:43,332 --> 01:09:45,232 Or the devil! 1229 01:09:48,871 --> 01:09:51,704 Why are you all so surprised? 1230 01:09:54,644 --> 01:09:56,407 The door! 1231 01:09:57,780 --> 01:10:01,716 Am I a monster, by any chance? 1232 01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:06,718 Not at all! Your elegance impresses us! 1233 01:10:07,023 --> 01:10:10,686 - You look like a movie star. - Do you think so? 1234 01:10:10,926 --> 01:10:12,826 - I do. - Then I do too. 1235 01:10:13,029 --> 01:10:17,159 Has anyone ever told you you're much nicer in person? 1236 01:10:17,366 --> 01:10:21,200 And I don't usually like people at first glance. 1237 01:10:21,404 --> 01:10:25,534 See? The devil isn't as ugly as they say. 1238 01:10:27,843 --> 01:10:31,142 Okay, but this smell of sulfur... 1239 01:10:32,948 --> 01:10:35,917 Is my smell bothering you? 1240 01:10:36,185 --> 01:10:38,016 Oh, no, no. 1241 01:10:38,254 --> 01:10:40,051 It's quite nice! 1242 01:10:40,289 --> 01:10:42,814 I'm about to faint because of the smell! 1243 01:10:43,492 --> 01:10:47,258 Watch it! Be respectful. 1244 01:10:47,496 --> 01:10:48,690 Please! 1245 01:10:48,931 --> 01:10:51,593 - We mean no disrespect! - I'll let it pass for this time. 1246 01:10:51,801 --> 01:10:54,429 You should thank God the devil's a nice guy. 1247 01:10:54,670 --> 01:10:55,830 - If I were him... - If I were him... 1248 01:10:56,038 --> 01:11:00,498 I'd wash real hard to get rid of this stench! 1249 01:11:02,645 --> 01:11:06,046 You're going to pay for everything you did! 1250 01:11:06,248 --> 01:11:07,681 I love a tough man! 1251 01:11:07,917 --> 01:11:11,080 I'm going to send you all to hell! 1252 01:11:13,422 --> 01:11:15,390 We're screwed! 1253 01:11:16,992 --> 01:11:18,823 See what you've done? 1254 01:11:19,095 --> 01:11:21,393 I wanted him to show us his true face! 1255 01:11:24,767 --> 01:11:27,759 Now, we know who we're talking to! 1256 01:11:29,438 --> 01:11:32,737 I'm sending you all to the eternal fire... 1257 01:11:32,942 --> 01:11:35,604 to suffer with me! 1258 01:11:36,112 --> 01:11:38,808 You think we'll go, just because you said so? 1259 01:11:39,014 --> 01:11:43,474 That's right, and there's no way out! 1260 01:11:52,595 --> 01:11:55,655 What a hell of court is this, with no right to an appeal? 1261 01:11:55,865 --> 01:11:58,333 A person has to be heard... 1262 01:11:58,534 --> 01:12:02,937 ...before he's convicted! - Nonsense, foolishness! 1263 01:12:03,139 --> 01:12:04,731 It may be so... 1264 01:12:04,940 --> 01:12:06,931 but I appeal to the Mighty One! 1265 01:12:07,143 --> 01:12:10,112 Help me, My Lord Jesus Christ! 1266 01:12:28,230 --> 01:12:30,698 Who is it? Emmanuel? 1267 01:12:31,066 --> 01:12:35,162 Yes, it's Emmanuel, the Lion of Judah, the son of David. 1268 01:12:35,371 --> 01:12:38,863 Come all, for you shall be tried. 1269 01:12:43,813 --> 01:12:46,646 I mean no disrespect to such an important person... 1270 01:12:46,849 --> 01:12:49,943 but that guy just called you Emmanuel. 1271 01:12:50,152 --> 01:12:52,620 That's right, Jack. That's one of my names. 1272 01:12:52,822 --> 01:12:55,757 But you can also call me Jesus, Lord, God. 1273 01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:58,552 Hold on a minute! Are you Jesus? 1274 01:12:58,761 --> 01:12:59,853 Yes, why? 1275 01:13:00,095 --> 01:13:03,326 Because... No disrespect... 1276 01:13:03,532 --> 01:13:06,399 but I didn't think you'd be so brown! 1277 01:13:06,602 --> 01:13:08,627 - Hush! - You hush. 1278 01:13:08,838 --> 01:13:12,171 You were more astounded than him, but didn't show it... 1279 01:13:12,374 --> 01:13:13,898 out of worldly arrogance. 1280 01:13:14,109 --> 01:13:17,203 - The time of falsehood is over. - Well said! 1281 01:13:17,413 --> 01:13:20,348 The color may not be the best, but you're very good with words! 1282 01:13:20,549 --> 01:13:22,744 Thank you, Jack. 1283 01:13:22,952 --> 01:13:26,718 But you yourself are prejudiced towards race. 1284 01:13:26,922 --> 01:13:31,052 I came like this on purpose. I knew I'd get a reaction. 1285 01:13:31,627 --> 01:13:35,154 And you, quit imitating my looks! 1286 01:13:35,431 --> 01:13:38,923 You know you're not equal to God. 1287 01:13:39,168 --> 01:13:41,227 Big deal! 1288 01:13:42,504 --> 01:13:45,496 - Face me. - I'm fine the way I am. 1289 01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:48,871 As you wish. Make your report... 1290 01:13:49,078 --> 01:13:51,444 starting with the Bishop. 1291 01:13:51,780 --> 01:13:57,218 Simony. He approved the funeral of a bitch in Latin... 1292 01:13:57,419 --> 01:13:59,819 because the owner paid him 1OO crowns. 1293 01:14:00,055 --> 01:14:02,990 - Is that forbidden? - I don't know... 1294 01:14:03,292 --> 01:14:06,318 but you thought it was... 1295 01:14:06,528 --> 01:14:09,759 and then, suddenly, you changed your mind. 1296 01:14:09,965 --> 01:14:11,330 And there's more! 1297 01:14:12,334 --> 01:14:16,202 Deceit. Disdain towards the poor. 1298 01:14:16,405 --> 01:14:18,566 Submission to the powerful! 1299 01:14:18,807 --> 01:14:22,470 And all of the above can go for the priest! 1300 01:14:22,678 --> 01:14:26,341 But I didn't falsely quote canonic law, like he did. 1301 01:14:26,548 --> 01:14:31,076 But you are being unsympathetic towards him! 1302 01:14:31,287 --> 01:14:34,188 Will my deeds here count? 1303 01:14:34,390 --> 01:14:37,882 No, the devil is just confused. 1304 01:14:38,093 --> 01:14:39,993 - What about the baker? - He and his wife... 1305 01:14:40,229 --> 01:14:43,426 ...were the worst masters in town. - It's a lie! 1306 01:14:43,632 --> 01:14:46,533 No, it isn't! It's true! I was sick... 1307 01:14:46,735 --> 01:14:51,536 "For 3 days without a single glass of water." I know, Jack. 1308 01:14:51,740 --> 01:14:56,677 Everybody's heard this story several times. 1309 01:14:57,713 --> 01:15:00,273 But I couldn't take it! 1310 01:15:00,482 --> 01:15:03,246 Steak for the bitch, starvation for Jack? 1311 01:15:03,452 --> 01:15:06,114 - It was too much! - The husband, a tightwad. 1312 01:15:06,322 --> 01:15:08,381 The wife, an adulteress. 1313 01:15:08,590 --> 01:15:13,186 If you place it on a scale, they were both terrible. 1314 01:15:13,429 --> 01:15:16,592 - Accuse Severino. - Do I have to? 1315 01:15:17,366 --> 01:15:19,732 He killed more than 3O people! 1316 01:15:19,935 --> 01:15:22,631 This devil is everything I've always hated... 1317 01:15:22,838 --> 01:15:25,363 a DA, a sacristan, a dog, and a policeman. 1318 01:15:25,741 --> 01:15:27,709 You're being funny, now... 1319 01:15:27,910 --> 01:15:32,574 but Emmanuel is fair. Things look good for me, not for you. 1320 01:15:32,815 --> 01:15:37,912 That's true. Things look bad. The charges are serious. 1321 01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:41,045 What amuses me the most... 1322 01:15:41,256 --> 01:15:45,249 is seeing this coward shaking with fear. 1323 01:15:46,695 --> 01:15:50,256 I can't help it! If I could stop shaking, I'd defend myself! 1324 01:15:50,466 --> 01:15:52,434 Stop! 1325 01:15:52,634 --> 01:15:55,398 What a relief! I was getting tired. 1326 01:15:55,604 --> 01:15:58,072 - What was that? - One of the devil's tricks. 1327 01:15:58,273 --> 01:16:01,003 He likes playing games. 1328 01:16:01,210 --> 01:16:03,770 It could only have been that mischief-maker! 1329 01:16:04,013 --> 01:16:06,413 What do you say in your defense? 1330 01:16:06,615 --> 01:16:10,779 I know you're clever, but you know you've been accused. 1331 01:16:10,986 --> 01:16:13,682 Actually, I haven't been accused of anything! 1332 01:16:13,889 --> 01:16:15,789 - No? - No, he hasn't! 1333 01:16:15,991 --> 01:16:18,892 He made such a fuss that I forgot to accuse him. 1334 01:16:19,094 --> 01:16:22,120 But I'll get you now, you rascal. 1335 01:16:22,598 --> 01:16:26,364 He plotted the bitch's funeral... 1336 01:16:26,802 --> 01:16:29,771 inciting simony. 1337 01:16:30,572 --> 01:16:36,101 He encouraged Chic� to be with a married woman... 1338 01:16:36,311 --> 01:16:40,975 inciting concupiscence. 1339 01:16:41,183 --> 01:16:44,414 He devised Severino's death... 1340 01:16:46,188 --> 01:16:49,555 premeditated murder! 1341 01:16:51,860 --> 01:16:56,126 Jack, it seems you overdid it. 1342 01:16:56,331 --> 01:16:59,164 His case is hopeless... 1343 01:17:00,602 --> 01:17:03,002 so I'll take him first. 1344 01:17:03,205 --> 01:17:04,866 I haven't given up! 1345 01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:07,108 I may go, but not that easily! 1346 01:17:07,342 --> 01:17:10,175 - I will appeal! - To whom, Jack? 1347 01:17:10,379 --> 01:17:14,406 Even the Lord said the charges are serious. 1348 01:17:14,616 --> 01:17:16,447 Wait. 1349 01:17:16,952 --> 01:17:20,353 - To whom will you appeal? - To someone closer to us. 1350 01:17:20,556 --> 01:17:22,820 - Someone who watches us. - A saint? 1351 01:17:23,025 --> 01:17:27,189 I may look stupid, but I'm not. I have a higher card. 1352 01:17:27,496 --> 01:17:28,554 Who's that? 1353 01:17:28,764 --> 01:17:31,164 "Our Lady, save us all Hear us when we call 1354 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,425 Milk from the gentle cow From the stubborn, not now 1355 01:17:33,635 --> 01:17:35,933 The gentle one has calmed down The stubborn one put her foot down 1356 01:17:36,138 --> 01:17:38,299 I was once a brand new boat The finest ship afloat 1357 01:17:38,507 --> 01:17:40,532 I've been a boy and man I haven't been a woman yet 1358 01:17:40,742 --> 01:17:43,836 Aid me Our Lady Mother of God of Nazareth!" 1359 01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:00,253 Here comes the Compassionate. 1360 01:18:00,462 --> 01:18:02,862 Women meddle in everything! 1361 01:18:03,298 --> 01:18:06,461 You did call me, didn't you, Jack? 1362 01:18:06,668 --> 01:18:10,729 - Did my verse anger you? - No, Jack. 1363 01:18:10,939 --> 01:18:12,873 Why would I be? 1364 01:18:13,075 --> 01:18:15,839 They were funny, and that is good. 1365 01:18:16,612 --> 01:18:19,240 It's the devil who likes gloom. 1366 01:18:19,448 --> 01:18:22,611 - I object! - I know you do, but I'm sorry. 1367 01:18:22,818 --> 01:18:24,649 I can't go against My Mother. 1368 01:18:24,853 --> 01:18:28,152 I just love her habit of saving everyone! 1369 01:18:28,357 --> 01:18:30,120 It demoralizes everything. 1370 01:18:30,325 --> 01:18:32,885 - That's because you had no mother! - That's right! 1371 01:18:33,095 --> 01:18:35,859 Such a mean fellow must've come from an incubator! 1372 01:18:36,865 --> 01:18:38,526 Why did you call me? 1373 01:18:38,734 --> 01:18:41,259 This son of an incubator wants to take us to hell. 1374 01:18:41,470 --> 01:18:43,335 I had to appeal to you. 1375 01:18:44,106 --> 01:18:45,767 I'll see what I can do. 1376 01:18:47,809 --> 01:18:51,006 I plea for these poor souls... 1377 01:18:51,246 --> 01:18:53,476 for they have no one. 1378 01:18:54,383 --> 01:18:55,645 Don't condemn them. 1379 01:18:55,851 --> 01:18:58,843 - I appeal to justice! - And I, to mercy. 1380 01:18:59,054 --> 01:19:03,252 We must consider the poor and sad condition of man. 1381 01:19:03,458 --> 01:19:06,427 It all starts with fear. 1382 01:19:06,628 --> 01:19:10,359 Because of it, men commit evil deeds, almost unwittingly. 1383 01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:14,734 - It's fear. - What do they fear? 1384 01:19:15,671 --> 01:19:17,502 They fear many things... 1385 01:19:18,807 --> 01:19:20,536 suffering... 1386 01:19:21,743 --> 01:19:23,802 Ioneliness... 1387 01:19:24,012 --> 01:19:28,244 and, above all, they fear death. 1388 01:19:28,951 --> 01:19:32,079 And you tell me that? 1389 01:19:32,287 --> 01:19:35,222 I, who died alone, abandoned... 1390 01:19:37,793 --> 01:19:40,387 even by My Father. 1391 01:19:40,596 --> 01:19:43,827 Don't forget the night you spent in the garden... 1392 01:19:44,199 --> 01:19:47,134 the fear you underwent. 1393 01:19:47,569 --> 01:19:49,503 Poor man! 1394 01:19:49,838 --> 01:19:53,672 Made of flesh and blood, like any other man. 1395 01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:59,404 Like all men, you were left alone to die and to suffer. 1396 01:19:59,615 --> 01:20:04,814 Everybody fears death, but that doesn't make them righteous. 1397 01:20:05,020 --> 01:20:10,219 How did this fear make the baker and his wife better people? 1398 01:20:10,425 --> 01:20:14,691 Fear of death alone does not redeem sins. 1399 01:20:14,896 --> 01:20:17,990 But it may, at the time of death. 1400 01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:24,964 In the Hail Mary, I am asked to pray for men when they die. 1401 01:20:26,108 --> 01:20:27,973 I do. 1402 01:20:28,877 --> 01:20:31,744 And I look unto them at this hour. 1403 01:20:31,947 --> 01:20:35,178 Often, it is when they die... 1404 01:20:35,384 --> 01:20:39,650 that they finally find what they'd been looking for all their lives. 1405 01:20:40,422 --> 01:20:43,050 That's what happened to Eurico and Dora... 1406 01:20:43,258 --> 01:20:45,886 when they were about to be shot. 1407 01:20:51,233 --> 01:20:54,669 Stand here. I'll shoot from the church. 1408 01:20:54,936 --> 01:20:56,460 You'll have time for a Hail Mary. 1409 01:20:56,672 --> 01:21:00,335 I'll pray too, and she'll hear us. 1410 01:21:02,110 --> 01:21:05,546 We always think we can live a little longer. 1411 01:21:08,483 --> 01:21:10,815 I like living... 1412 01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:16,550 but I've always asked myself if I wanted to live longer than you. 1413 01:21:18,093 --> 01:21:20,459 Now, I know. 1414 01:21:20,662 --> 01:21:23,495 I couldn't stand to see you die. 1415 01:21:26,635 --> 01:21:30,230 - I want to die first, Eurico! - Oh, Dora! 1416 01:21:31,973 --> 01:21:33,964 Why did you cheat on me all this time? 1417 01:21:37,612 --> 01:21:40,410 That was the reason... 1418 01:21:40,615 --> 01:21:44,312 It was like killing you in my heart little by little. 1419 01:21:44,553 --> 01:21:48,546 I was so afraid of losing you, I wanted it to happen slowly! 1420 01:21:49,191 --> 01:21:53,457 Don't worry. Now, we'll be together forever. 1421 01:21:55,664 --> 01:21:58,929 Hey, mister, we have one last wish. 1422 01:22:02,871 --> 01:22:05,840 - We want to die together. - Good, it'll save me a bullet... 1423 01:22:06,041 --> 01:22:07,975 but it's one less for my record. 1424 01:22:16,952 --> 01:22:19,614 I claim, in their favor... 1425 01:22:19,821 --> 01:22:22,756 the husband's forgiveness at the time of their death... 1426 01:22:23,291 --> 01:22:26,852 when he put his arms around her, so they could die together. 1427 01:22:29,331 --> 01:22:34,030 He was the greatest victim of her actions... 1428 01:22:34,236 --> 01:22:37,034 and, yet, he prayed for her. 1429 01:22:37,239 --> 01:22:41,642 I note your plea. What about the Bishop and the priest? 1430 01:22:41,843 --> 01:22:45,108 They also had their revelation at the time of death. 1431 01:22:49,384 --> 01:22:51,852 It's bad luck to kill a priest. 1432 01:22:52,154 --> 01:22:55,419 - Especially for the priest! - Before I shoot... 1433 01:22:55,657 --> 01:22:57,921 I want your absolution. 1434 01:22:58,126 --> 01:23:02,563 To be forgiven, you must repent first... 1435 01:23:02,764 --> 01:23:04,163 and you can't kill us. 1436 01:23:04,399 --> 01:23:07,960 - I'll repent later! - Then go repent in hell! 1437 01:23:08,303 --> 01:23:12,763 Even if I go to hell, I have to obey the captain. 1438 01:23:12,974 --> 01:23:15,534 We can't deny absolution. 1439 01:23:15,777 --> 01:23:18,769 We can't bless a killer... 1440 01:23:18,980 --> 01:23:20,971 especially ours! 1441 01:23:21,183 --> 01:23:23,777 We're priests, Your Grace. 1442 01:23:23,985 --> 01:23:29,048 Our mission is to save souls, even if we can't save our own. 1443 01:23:30,959 --> 01:23:35,726 Remember Jesus' plea for His executioners! 1444 01:23:35,931 --> 01:23:40,300 Forgive them, Father! 1445 01:23:40,502 --> 01:23:43,528 They don't know what they're doing! 1446 01:24:03,758 --> 01:24:05,555 My God... 1447 01:24:06,094 --> 01:24:08,392 why have you abandoned us? 1448 01:24:12,033 --> 01:24:14,866 They followed your example... 1449 01:24:15,070 --> 01:24:17,834 ...and forgave their killers. - It's always like that! 1450 01:24:18,039 --> 01:24:21,270 Everyone's good after they're dead! 1451 01:24:22,210 --> 01:24:25,611 - As for Severino... - Leave him to me. 1452 01:24:25,814 --> 01:24:28,715 He was redeemed by his parents' death. 1453 01:24:28,917 --> 01:24:32,910 When he was 8, he faced the beast that lives in every man. 1454 01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:47,766 I wasn't killed by chance... 1455 01:24:47,969 --> 01:24:49,937 and spent my life challenging death. 1456 01:24:50,171 --> 01:24:53,538 He went crazy when the police killed his family. 1457 01:24:53,742 --> 01:24:56,939 He was not responsible for his actions. 1458 01:24:57,145 --> 01:25:00,171 - He's saved. - This is an outrage, and I... 1459 01:25:00,415 --> 01:25:03,350 You object, I know. 1460 01:25:03,552 --> 01:25:06,988 But your objection is overruled. You don't understand a thing... 1461 01:25:07,188 --> 01:25:09,179 about God's ways. 1462 01:25:10,292 --> 01:25:11,623 Severino is saved. 1463 01:25:11,860 --> 01:25:15,591 He was a mere instrument of God's wrath. 1464 01:25:15,797 --> 01:25:19,062 Severino, my son, you can go that way. 1465 01:25:27,409 --> 01:25:29,343 What about us? 1466 01:25:30,545 --> 01:25:35,346 Make up your mind! This anxiety is worse than anything! 1467 01:25:35,584 --> 01:25:38,747 Don't say that. You don't know what it's like down there. 1468 01:25:38,954 --> 01:25:41,684 Any anxiety is better than that. 1469 01:25:41,890 --> 01:25:46,827 But I can't wait here forever! 1470 01:25:48,463 --> 01:25:52,092 After all, what'll the sentence be? 1471 01:25:55,370 --> 01:25:56,701 Excuse me, Lord. 1472 01:25:57,305 --> 01:25:59,535 - May I say something? - Yes, Jack. 1473 01:25:59,741 --> 01:26:03,233 Are there four vacancies in purgatory? 1474 01:26:03,578 --> 01:26:06,240 - Yes. - So put these four in there! 1475 01:26:06,615 --> 01:26:08,606 What do you say, Mother? 1476 01:26:08,817 --> 01:26:11,877 I'd be very pleased. 1477 01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:14,486 It's granted. 1478 01:26:15,390 --> 01:26:18,052 The four of you may go. 1479 01:26:18,994 --> 01:26:20,655 There's no hope! 1480 01:26:20,862 --> 01:26:23,057 It's always like that when a woman rules over a man! 1481 01:26:23,264 --> 01:26:24,925 Your turn, Jack the Cricket. 1482 01:26:25,133 --> 01:26:27,829 I'll make a point of sending this one to hell! 1483 01:26:28,069 --> 01:26:30,697 You're so smart... 1484 01:26:30,905 --> 01:26:32,668 what do you have to say for yourself? 1485 01:26:32,874 --> 01:26:35,206 - Nothing. - What do you mean? 1486 01:26:35,410 --> 01:26:38,573 - Now is the time for truth. - That's the problem. 1487 01:26:38,780 --> 01:26:42,409 - I'm better skilled with lies. - I'm glad you admit it! 1488 01:26:45,220 --> 01:26:48,917 - You lied to survive, Jack. - But I enjoyed it. 1489 01:26:49,124 --> 01:26:51,217 I learned to enjoy tricking those people! 1490 01:26:51,426 --> 01:26:52,586 You were exploited! 1491 01:26:52,794 --> 01:26:55,627 Cleverness is a poor man's courage! 1492 01:26:55,830 --> 01:26:59,425 It was your only weapon against your heartless masters! 1493 01:26:59,634 --> 01:27:03,627 I thank you. But I know I was no saint. 1494 01:27:03,838 --> 01:27:08,605 He's playing dumb to get her sympathy. 1495 01:27:08,943 --> 01:27:11,241 I'm such a rotten apple that he could be right. 1496 01:27:11,446 --> 01:27:12,811 No! Don't give in! 1497 01:27:13,014 --> 01:27:15,608 He's the father of all lies! He's trying to confuse you! 1498 01:27:16,217 --> 01:27:21,052 The truth is I was no saint, nor did I have a heroic death. 1499 01:27:21,856 --> 01:27:24,825 He was poor like us, my son. 1500 01:27:25,026 --> 01:27:29,759 He had to endure difficulties in a poor, dry land, like ours. 1501 01:27:29,964 --> 01:27:32,694 He's struggled since he was a boy. 1502 01:27:32,901 --> 01:27:35,233 He had no childhood. 1503 01:27:35,437 --> 01:27:39,305 He got used to little bread and a lot of sweat. 1504 01:27:40,775 --> 01:27:43,676 In the drought, he'd eat plants... 1505 01:27:43,878 --> 01:27:46,438 and drank cactus water. 1506 01:27:47,649 --> 01:27:49,776 He starved. 1507 01:27:50,952 --> 01:27:54,012 When he couldn't bear it, he prayed. 1508 01:27:54,389 --> 01:27:58,587 When prayers were no good, he'd join the migrants... 1509 01:27:58,793 --> 01:28:01,193 who headed to the coast in search of survival. 1510 01:28:01,396 --> 01:28:03,091 He was humiliated. 1511 01:28:04,232 --> 01:28:05,961 Defeated. 1512 01:28:06,868 --> 01:28:08,893 Homesick. 1513 01:28:10,205 --> 01:28:14,699 Whenever he heard news of rain, he would go back... 1514 01:28:14,909 --> 01:28:16,672 in hopes again... 1515 01:28:16,878 --> 01:28:20,678 as if hope was a plant that grows in the rain. 1516 01:28:21,182 --> 01:28:24,379 At the very sight of his hometown, he felt grateful... 1517 01:28:24,586 --> 01:28:26,747 for being a poor... 1518 01:28:26,955 --> 01:28:29,719 dry land man, but a brave and a believer. 1519 01:28:31,559 --> 01:28:34,221 I ask you, simply, do not condemn him. 1520 01:28:35,797 --> 01:28:38,095 It's a hard decision. 1521 01:28:38,299 --> 01:28:42,395 I realize what he's been through, but there's a limit. 1522 01:28:42,971 --> 01:28:45,633 I am afraid I can't save him. 1523 01:28:46,841 --> 01:28:50,038 Then, give him another chance, my son. 1524 01:28:50,478 --> 01:28:52,912 - How? - Let Jack go back. 1525 01:28:54,415 --> 01:28:56,975 - Would that make you happy? - Plenty! 1526 01:28:57,418 --> 01:29:00,546 It's even better! I'll be more careful and, next time I die... 1527 01:29:00,755 --> 01:29:03,246 I'll skip purgatory, to baffle the devil! 1528 01:29:03,491 --> 01:29:06,392 - So, are you pleased, Jack? - I am... 1529 01:29:06,594 --> 01:29:09,563 but this son of an incubator will be mad! 1530 01:29:21,276 --> 01:29:23,244 What was that? 1531 01:29:23,444 --> 01:29:26,413 In his anger, he looked at you and saw me. 1532 01:29:28,283 --> 01:29:32,413 - So, am I free to return? - Yes, Jack. God be with you. 1533 01:29:32,620 --> 01:29:36,181 God and Our Lady, who came to my rescue. 1534 01:29:36,391 --> 01:29:38,120 So long... 1535 01:29:38,827 --> 01:29:40,692 great lawyer and advocate. 1536 01:29:40,895 --> 01:29:43,557 Don't give up on me. I want to straighten up... 1537 01:29:43,765 --> 01:29:46,893 ...but you know the flesh is weak! - So long, Jack. 1538 01:29:49,170 --> 01:29:50,865 Thank you, Lord. 1539 01:29:52,340 --> 01:29:54,900 - So long! - So long, Jack. 1540 01:29:55,109 --> 01:29:56,974 - Jack! - Yes, Lord? 1541 01:29:57,178 --> 01:29:59,772 Behave yourself. 1542 01:30:00,548 --> 01:30:02,709 Yes, My Lord. 1543 01:30:02,917 --> 01:30:07,251 Mother, if you go on interfering in everyone's favor... 1544 01:30:07,455 --> 01:30:10,447 hell's going to be like a government agency... 1545 01:30:10,658 --> 01:30:13,058 it exists, but it doesn't work. 1546 01:30:28,009 --> 01:30:31,410 There's Chic� burying the dead guy. 1547 01:30:31,646 --> 01:30:34,171 What am I doing up here? 1548 01:30:34,382 --> 01:30:37,715 What am I doing down there? 1549 01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:49,763 To think Jack couldn't even be buried in the cemetery. 1550 01:30:50,098 --> 01:30:54,057 He's worse off than the baker's bitch! 1551 01:30:54,269 --> 01:30:58,296 Lord's Prayer, Our Lady, hail, Mary, look at this repentant soul! 1552 01:30:58,506 --> 01:31:00,337 God! It's Jack. 1553 01:31:01,843 --> 01:31:05,404 Jack, tell me what thou want! 1554 01:31:05,613 --> 01:31:09,140 Art thou in Heaven, hell, or purgatory? 1555 01:31:09,350 --> 01:31:12,410 Look at him, talking to the dead. 1556 01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:16,420 "Jack, tell me where thou art..." 1557 01:31:16,624 --> 01:31:19,149 Shame on you, Chic�! I'm alive. 1558 01:31:19,594 --> 01:31:23,621 It's an evil ghost, the kind that says it's alive! 1559 01:31:23,831 --> 01:31:26,698 Get up, it's me! I'm alive! 1560 01:31:26,901 --> 01:31:29,165 - Is it possible? - Well, here I am. 1561 01:31:29,370 --> 01:31:32,134 - I don't believe it! - Then, look! 1562 01:31:37,011 --> 01:31:39,605 What's wrong? Isn't seeing believing? 1563 01:31:39,814 --> 01:31:41,475 You weren't supposed to show me! 1564 01:31:41,683 --> 01:31:43,207 What now, Chic�? 1565 01:31:43,418 --> 01:31:45,978 I won't believe it, you won't show me! 1566 01:31:46,187 --> 01:31:48,849 What about our partnership, our old friendship? 1567 01:31:49,057 --> 01:31:50,786 - Are they finished? - They're already over! 1568 01:31:50,992 --> 01:31:53,654 I won't be partners with a dead man! 1569 01:31:53,861 --> 01:31:55,726 But I am alive! 1570 01:31:56,130 --> 01:31:58,758 See for yourself. Touch my arm. 1571 01:31:59,100 --> 01:32:01,091 Be brave, man, touch it! 1572 01:32:08,609 --> 01:32:10,474 It's true, Jack! 1573 01:32:13,047 --> 01:32:14,674 - How was that? - I don't know. 1574 01:32:14,882 --> 01:32:16,213 I think the bullet just nicked me. 1575 01:32:16,417 --> 01:32:19,875 Things went black and now I am here. 1576 01:32:20,088 --> 01:32:22,750 - Damn good news! - I've got some bad news. 1577 01:32:22,957 --> 01:32:25,187 - What? - I lost the money I had. 1578 01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:26,988 Don't worry! 1579 01:32:27,195 --> 01:32:28,753 I took it from you before the burial. 1580 01:32:28,963 --> 01:32:32,126 Scoundrel! Cried for me but never forgot the money. 1581 01:32:32,367 --> 01:32:35,700 That's right. The money was there, you were dead... 1582 01:32:35,903 --> 01:32:37,063 so I decided to keep it. 1583 01:32:37,271 --> 01:32:40,138 Well done. I would do the same. 1584 01:32:40,708 --> 01:32:44,007 - So, we're rich. - Filthy rich. 1585 01:32:44,212 --> 01:32:47,409 I got money from the priest, the Bishop, and Severino. 1586 01:32:47,615 --> 01:32:49,742 - Let's buy the bakery! - Good idea! 1587 01:32:49,951 --> 01:32:51,077 "Miramar Bakery. 1588 01:32:51,285 --> 01:32:53,378 Cricket & Chic� lnc." 1589 01:32:53,588 --> 01:32:55,818 - How does it sound? - Beautiful! 1590 01:32:56,257 --> 01:32:59,920 Oh, God and Our Lady! Stupid, stupid, stupid! 1591 01:33:00,128 --> 01:33:01,959 What is it? You're the stupid one! 1592 01:33:02,163 --> 01:33:05,030 That's right, I am! The stupidest guy on Earth! 1593 01:33:05,233 --> 01:33:08,464 - Oh, my God! - What's up? 1594 01:33:08,669 --> 01:33:12,298 Poor us! We were rich a minute ago! Now, we're poor again! 1595 01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:16,469 - Don't tell me you lost the money! - No, it's right here. 1596 01:33:16,978 --> 01:33:18,878 Oh, my God! 1597 01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:23,449 - And why are you moaning? - I thought you were dead. 1598 01:33:23,651 --> 01:33:24,811 So? 1599 01:33:25,019 --> 01:33:29,285 So I promised all the money to Our Lady, if you lived. 1600 01:33:29,524 --> 01:33:32,789 Oh, my God! Oh, Our Lady! 1601 01:33:32,994 --> 01:33:34,859 Oh, my God! Oh, Our Lady! 1602 01:33:35,063 --> 01:33:37,930 How could you make such a promise? 1603 01:33:38,132 --> 01:33:42,068 How could I know you'd live? You're so hard to kill! 1604 01:33:42,270 --> 01:33:44,465 Damned promise! 1605 01:33:44,672 --> 01:33:48,130 - What a stupid promise! - It's too late now! 1606 01:33:48,342 --> 01:33:51,641 - Didn't you promise just half? - No, I promised it all. 1607 01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:54,412 Damned promise! 1608 01:33:54,615 --> 01:33:56,378 What a stupid promise! 1609 01:33:56,617 --> 01:33:59,347 Quit whining over and over! 1610 01:33:59,554 --> 01:34:01,579 Let's just pay what we owe! 1611 01:34:01,789 --> 01:34:03,689 Not "we". You go! 1612 01:34:03,925 --> 01:34:05,859 I made no promise and half the money is mine! 1613 01:34:06,060 --> 01:34:08,927 But it was mine, as I was your only heir. 1614 01:34:09,130 --> 01:34:11,496 I don't care! I didn't promise anything! 1615 01:34:11,699 --> 01:34:16,432 Then it's up to you! I'm going to do what I have to do. 1616 01:34:29,750 --> 01:34:31,479 Chic�! 1617 01:34:32,053 --> 01:34:34,317 - What? - Wait. I'm coming with you. 1618 01:34:35,723 --> 01:34:37,350 Yes. 1619 01:34:39,694 --> 01:34:41,992 You convinced me. 1620 01:34:42,196 --> 01:34:43,993 There was no one to convince me. 1621 01:34:44,198 --> 01:34:46,098 With a different saint, we could've worked something out. 1622 01:34:46,300 --> 01:34:49,133 But a promise to Our Lady... 1623 01:34:49,337 --> 01:34:50,929 Maybe that's why I lived. 1624 01:34:51,139 --> 01:34:53,733 - So, you'll give the money? - Yes. 1625 01:34:53,941 --> 01:34:55,932 In person. 1626 01:34:56,477 --> 01:34:57,910 Oh, God and Our Lady! 1627 01:34:58,146 --> 01:34:59,875 You sound as a scratched record! 1628 01:35:00,081 --> 01:35:02,879 With this whole mess, I forgot the Major's money! 1629 01:35:03,084 --> 01:35:04,949 You promise too much money! 1630 01:35:05,153 --> 01:35:07,053 You made me do it! 1631 01:35:07,255 --> 01:35:10,713 And gave my skin as collateral! 1632 01:35:10,958 --> 01:35:13,119 Oh, Virgin Mary! 1633 01:35:13,327 --> 01:35:15,488 And now all the money goes to the saint! 1634 01:35:15,730 --> 01:35:19,427 - Let's make it half? - No way. You said all of it. 1635 01:35:21,269 --> 01:35:24,761 Damn promise! What a stupid promise! 1636 01:35:25,072 --> 01:35:28,667 Quit beating around the bush. You have the money or not? 1637 01:35:28,943 --> 01:35:30,570 I do! 1638 01:35:30,811 --> 01:35:32,369 I mean, I did! 1639 01:35:33,214 --> 01:35:35,614 I'll let you prove you're a man and you like my daughter. 1640 01:35:35,883 --> 01:35:38,317 Will you marry her and honor our deal... 1641 01:35:38,519 --> 01:35:41,852 or would you rather call the whole thing off? 1642 01:35:42,123 --> 01:35:44,717 He won't call it off! He loves me! 1643 01:35:46,127 --> 01:35:49,528 - Take your pick, boy. - You can set the date, father. 1644 01:35:49,830 --> 01:35:53,357 - I haven't picked yet. - I trust you. 1645 01:35:53,834 --> 01:35:57,201 - We'll be married tomorrow. - That's when I'll skin your back! 1646 01:35:57,438 --> 01:36:00,271 You know what? I'd love to marry you, Rosinha... 1647 01:36:00,474 --> 01:36:03,409 but the truth is that I'm a coward. 1648 01:36:03,611 --> 01:36:06,171 - That I knew! - You do? How? 1649 01:36:06,380 --> 01:36:08,075 I found out long ago. 1650 01:36:08,349 --> 01:36:11,580 But it was too late, I was dying to marry you! 1651 01:36:11,786 --> 01:36:14,220 - Who says I have the guts? - The pig. 1652 01:36:14,488 --> 01:36:16,456 - The pig? - The piggy bank! 1653 01:36:16,657 --> 01:36:21,390 - What piggy bank? - Rosinha's wedding present! 1654 01:36:21,596 --> 01:36:23,154 What's it got to do with my skin? 1655 01:36:23,364 --> 01:36:27,232 We get married, you get the pig, and pay your debt! 1656 01:36:27,435 --> 01:36:31,997 Chic�, you found a mate for love, and I, for my wits! 1657 01:36:49,190 --> 01:36:52,023 If you want to call it off, I'll take her home. 1658 01:36:52,226 --> 01:36:55,389 Not for all the skin on my body, Major! 1659 01:36:55,596 --> 01:37:00,033 - Let alone a little strip. - I'll make a belt with it. 1660 01:37:00,568 --> 01:37:02,900 You may not be brave... 1661 01:37:03,104 --> 01:37:05,334 but you sure fake it well! 1662 01:37:05,573 --> 01:37:09,270 It's the pig giving me courage. 1663 01:37:11,612 --> 01:37:15,548 - Don't forget, half is mine! - What a hell of a money is this? 1664 01:37:15,750 --> 01:37:17,377 It's age-old money! 1665 01:37:17,585 --> 01:37:21,385 Jesus Christ! This money is out of circulation! 1666 01:37:21,589 --> 01:37:25,286 - It isn't worth a cent today. - I should've known! 1667 01:37:25,493 --> 01:37:29,190 The coins have been here for over 5O years! 1668 01:37:29,397 --> 01:37:32,457 - I'm so stupid! Stupid! - I'm even more stupid. 1669 01:37:32,667 --> 01:37:36,228 I'm tired of this little "rich and poor" game! 1670 01:37:36,437 --> 01:37:40,771 And I'm tired of not knowing whether I'll lose my skin or not! 1671 01:37:41,942 --> 01:37:45,275 I know you're having fun, but it's time to honor our agreement. 1672 01:37:45,479 --> 01:37:47,970 - It's early. - Don't worry. 1673 01:37:48,182 --> 01:37:50,912 The knife is sharp. 1674 01:37:51,118 --> 01:37:53,279 Is there anesthesia? 1675 01:37:53,487 --> 01:37:55,011 Hold it, father! 1676 01:37:55,489 --> 01:37:59,858 - What was the agreement? - 2OO crowns or a strip of skin. 1677 01:38:00,127 --> 01:38:04,427 - 2OO crowns or his skin? - Yes. 1678 01:38:04,799 --> 01:38:07,734 - His skin? - Yes, his skin! 1679 01:38:07,968 --> 01:38:09,868 - Just skin? - You think it's nothing? 1680 01:38:10,137 --> 01:38:12,196 It is something, but not that much. 1681 01:38:12,406 --> 01:38:13,930 It's just a strip. 1682 01:38:16,344 --> 01:38:19,575 Only skin, not a drip of blood. It wasn't in the deal. 1683 01:38:19,947 --> 01:38:23,849 - What? - The contract says skin. 1684 01:38:24,051 --> 01:38:27,282 - There's no mention of blood. - I hadn't thought of that. 1685 01:38:27,555 --> 01:38:30,854 It's either skin off, with no bloodshed, or nothing. 1686 01:38:31,058 --> 01:38:33,754 I should cut your throat, rascal! 1687 01:38:33,961 --> 01:38:37,590 But I won't do it! The worst punishment for her... 1688 01:38:37,798 --> 01:38:41,029 is to be married to someone like you! 1689 01:38:41,235 --> 01:38:42,725 A coward, a sissy... 1690 01:38:42,937 --> 01:38:45,371 ...a rascal! - You're being kind! 1691 01:38:46,374 --> 01:38:49,866 Get lost! You and your generations to come! 1692 01:38:50,077 --> 01:38:53,069 It will be a cold day in hell... 1693 01:38:53,280 --> 01:38:58,240 before I leave you a penny, Rosinha! 1694 01:38:58,953 --> 01:39:00,511 We're all broke again! 1695 01:39:00,721 --> 01:39:03,087 Again? It's my first time, actually. 1696 01:39:03,290 --> 01:39:05,884 Yes, dear, "some" gold digger, you are the opposite of money. 1697 01:39:06,093 --> 01:39:08,220 I wonder if this isn't for the best. 1698 01:39:08,429 --> 01:39:10,954 If I got rich, I might end up like the baker. 1699 01:39:11,165 --> 01:39:13,224 Plus, we're used to poverty. 1700 01:39:13,434 --> 01:39:16,631 - I'm getting hungry as hell. - Here's a piece of our cake! 1701 01:39:16,837 --> 01:39:19,897 You are a quick learner in poverty, Rosinha! 1702 01:39:20,508 --> 01:39:24,205 Please, help me. I'm starving. 1703 01:39:24,445 --> 01:39:27,471 Forgive us, but we're all starving, too. 1704 01:39:27,882 --> 01:39:30,112 Take this, sir. 1705 01:39:30,518 --> 01:39:33,385 - And may God be with you. - May He be with you. 1706 01:39:33,587 --> 01:39:36,021 You gave him almost everything. 1707 01:39:36,223 --> 01:39:37,850 He's also God's creature. 1708 01:39:38,058 --> 01:39:40,652 Sometimes, Jesus comes in disguise... 1709 01:39:40,861 --> 01:39:42,260 to test our kindness. 1710 01:39:42,463 --> 01:39:44,658 That could be, but that one wasn't Him. 1711 01:39:44,865 --> 01:39:49,359 - How do you know? - Jesus? As black as that guy? 1712 01:39:49,637 --> 01:39:52,970 Why not? I met a man who met Jesus. 1713 01:39:53,240 --> 01:39:55,800 - Where, Chic�? - In Heaven. 1714 01:39:58,279 --> 01:40:01,214 He said there are huge processions there. 1715 01:40:01,415 --> 01:40:05,010 He said Jesus was on His throne, surrounded by angels... 1716 01:40:05,219 --> 01:40:06,447 llke in paintings. 1717 01:40:06,987 --> 01:40:09,922 He said Paradise is near Bahia, that's why Christ is dusky. 1718 01:40:10,157 --> 01:40:12,648 How could he tell you that, if he was dead? 1719 01:40:13,227 --> 01:40:15,252 I don't know, but so it was! 1720 01:43:54,381 --> 01:43:58,078 C APTIONS BY VIDEOLAR134109