All language subtitles for Man.with.a.Plan.S04E08.iNTERNAL.720p.WEB.x264-BAMBOOZLE

Okay, Lowell, since this is
your first foreclosure auction,

I need to go over a few rules.

The most important thing
to remember here is:

don't raise your hands,

or they'll think you're bidding.

Keep them at your side the whole time.

Got it, hands at my side.

Just like sex.

Okay, bad news.

They're out of breakfast tacos.

I saw you wolf down
three by the trash can.

That's why they ran out.

So, this next house looks
perfect for us to flip.

It has a great yard and a bay window.

What? No, Don,

I picked the house we're
bidding on a week ago.

But I want this house.

Well, I want a taco.

Life's full of disappointments.

Okay, guys.

We're back. Next up, lot 48.

- This is the one.
- No, it's not.

We'll start the bidding off at 35.

How about $35,000 right here?

Hit me.

35 to the tall guy in
the back of the room...

What are you doing?

I'm buying a house.

The lady here's our
next top bidder at 36!

Hit me.

37 to the tall guy! How about 38?

You say that again, and
I will... I will hit you.

This is not the house we're buying, Don.

38 to the lady. How about 39?

Okay, good, she outbid
you. Now give me the paddle.

Give it to me right now.

- Fine.
- Thank you.

Hit me.

Ma'am?

Sold to the tall guy
and his little buddy!

Bev, this is fun!

I never get one-on-one
time with my mother-in-law.

Well, I just wanted to let
you know that... I know.

Ah, you're gonna have
to be more specific.

I have a lot of secrets.

About my birthday.

I mean, I haven't heard about any plans,

so it's obviously a surprise party.

Well, yeah, obviously.

And the only one thoughtful
enough to plan that for me

is my favorite person.

You.

I'm... your favorite person?

And you know we have a special bond.

I've always felt it.

I just, I wasn't sure you did.

I definitely do.

- I always have time for you.
- Aw.

I got to run.

But thank you, and I
know you'll do great.

Oh, I am gonna throw the best party ever

for the lady who likes me the best.

Hey, Bev?

How old are you gonna be?

That's not the way to start.

I know you guys are in
the middle of a fight,

but thanks for stopping
at the mini-mart.

They don't let you add Mountain
Dew at the one by my house.

What were you thinking?

I should have a say
in which house we pick.

Last week when I showed
you the house I wanted,

you didn't have any thoughts.

I didn't have any thoughts then.

I can't control when thoughts happen.

Only Jesus can do that.

You know what would cheer you up?

A little slushy.

I get a vote. I'm a partner.

Okay, you're right.

That's fair.

Oh!

Oh, no.

Don, here's a napkin.

No, don't help him, Lowell.

Let it be cold.

Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

Hey, I'm throwing your
mom a birthday party.

Why?

Because she told me to.

But...

I just need something
to push it over the top.

So, do you have any interest

in being part of a
barbershop quartet with me?

I've had a rough morning, Andi.

I can't even pretend to
think that's a good idea.

What happened at that auction?

Did you get a lap dance from a Smurf?

Don bought a house we didn't agree on,

so he got a slushy in his lap.

That's right, I cold-crotched him.

Don's house doesn't look bad.

It's got a cute bay window.

Thank you, Andi.

He wouldn't even consider it.

He thinks he gets to
pick all the houses.

We've been doing it like that ever since

we started flipping houses.

We have a system.

Well, I think your system stinks.

Since when?

Since I've been going to therapy.

Dr. Felicia thinks I
should be more assertive.

And if you don't like that,

then I'd be happy to assert
my foot into your butt.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'd fight you right now,

but I don't want to get that blue
stuff on my nice auction shirt.

Come on, you don't get it, man.

I'm trying to work on myself.

If you want to work on
yourself, do it in the bathroom

when your wife's not
home like the rest of us!

- Hey, Joe.
- Hey.

Do you mind if I, uh, if I
look at your wedding album?

I want to recreate the cake
for Bev's birthday party.

Oh, and I'm throwing it because

I'm her favorite person in the world.

Sorry you had to hear that from me.

So you're really trying
to impress her, huh?

- Oh, I am gonna knock her socks off.
- Yeah.

She doesn't get impressed.

Sorry you had to hear that from me.

Look, I know that she
has high standards, but

I bet with your help I could nail it.

Not interested.

But the party needs to be perfect

or she'll be disappointed.

Yeah, in you. If I try to help,

she'll be disappointed in both of us.

You're in the shark's mouth.

I'm still swimming.

- Hey.
- Hey, honey.

I just spent the last two
hours at the party store

picking the perfect color
scheme for your mom's birthday.

Well, anything but
red, and she'll be fine.

Ah, it'll be okay.

We'll just get her drunk.

Have you talked to Don yet?

Nope. And I don't plan on it.

He didn't respect the system.

What system? It's two guys in a truck

throwing slushies at each other.

Look, honey, this company
is my responsibility.

It supports our family, Don's family,

Lowell's ex-wife and her new family.

It's a lot of pressure.

Heavy is the head that
wears the crown, Andi.

Look, I-I agree with you, okay?

He was way out of
line to buy that house.

Thank you.

But you have to work together.

So, be the mature one

and just apologize for
not listening to his idea.

Apologize?

He owes me an apology.

And I am not letting
this go until I get one.

- Adam...
- What, no, you know, everyone

feels sorry for him because
he has those big, sad eyes.

Well, my eyes may be small and beady,

but there is love behind them!

So, how do you plan on
resolving things with Adam?

It's simple... he's gonna apologize.

Wow.

That's right, baby.

It's the new me.

Same great body, new great attitude.

Look at him go.

Is this a fold-out couch?

If so, I'm gonna have to ask you

to leave the room for
ten minutes, Doctor.

Make it five.

Hi, Teddy... oh, no.

You got to start calling
me before parties.

Look, I know you're mad,

but you did invite Don
to the party, right?

I invited Marcy.

If she wants to bring her pet Sasquatch,

that's up to her.

Okay, that's the last one.

- It was a really good one...
- Yeah.

- It's good, right?
- But it's the last one!

I think you look good.

I'm surprised Baby Gap had your size.

Shows what you know.

I got this at grown-up Gap.

So, did you talk to Don yet?

I'm not talking to him
until he apologizes.

Don't make me choose sides.

I pick you.

Good.

Hello, Don.

Hello, Adam.

You have something to say to me?

You have something to say to me?

Yes.

But my thing is "I accept your apology."

And I can't say it
until you say your thing.

Okay, hey!

Hey, you two need to get it together.

Okay, this is your mother's birthday.

It is not about you.

It's about me.

Look alive, everyone, she's inbound!

Why is Teddy dressed like
Lowell's ventriloquist dummy?

Surprise!

Oh, my lands. A surprise
party just for me?

I did not expect this.

Joe, do you see her socks?

I don't. I think they
may have been knocked off.

Andi, everything looks beautiful.

Aw, thank you, Bev.

And it was so smart of you

to save money by not buying flowers.

And away we go.

Looks like she had a
second pair of socks on.

Here you go, Marcy, have a shrimp.

Thank you.

All right, here's one for you, too.

Okay, everyone, you'll
want to gather round.

This is gonna be pretty magical.

Bev?

I had Sweet Treats bakery

recreate the cake from your wedding.

Thank you.

I've never tried Sweet Treats.

I've always just gone
to my favorite bakery.

Sorry, honey, looks like you
brought a cake to a gunfight.

86 the cake, kids.

86, go, go, go.

This is exciting.

What next, Andi?

Okay.

I am dying here. Y-You
got to give a toast.

I'm not in the mood.

Everyone, Adam would
like to say a few words.

- Go, go, go.
- All right.

All right! All right.

I would like to talk about
the reason we're all here.

Bev Burns

is a wonderful woman.

She is dependable, trustworthy, loyal.

I guess you could say she
is the opposite of Don.

I'd also like to make a toast.

To Beverly Burns,

a woman so perfect, her only
mistake was having a second son.

Objection. I would like
to make a rebuttal toast.

Okay. No more toasts.

It's okay, Andi. I-I
think they're just upset

because of all the red plates.

It's an angry color.

You know what?

Burns Brothers Construction
will not be flipping that house.

We will sell it at a loss and move on.

I'll do it on my own, then.

Ha! I don't know how you're
gonna do it without me,

since I hire all the
subs and do the budgets.

Oh. Actually, I do the budget.

Not now, Tall Teddy!

You owe me an apology.

- You want an apology?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, here he goes.

Bring the thunder, baby.

Okay, here's your apology.

I'm sorry I ever
worked with you. I quit.

You're quitting?

The family business we
started 20 years ago.

You're gonna quit that?

Yeah, what's the matter?

You didn't hear me over the thunder?

♪ Happy birthday... ♪

It's over, honey.

Y-You have to do something.
You can't just let him quit.

It's not a problem. No.

I'll just hire someone
else to eat all the tacos.

Why did you quit?

You told me to bring the thunder.

I just meant talk
louder, like-like thunder.

Don, you can't quit.

Lowell, don't talk to
him. Come over here.

Don't go to him, come to me.

I have candy.

What kind? No.

I feel like a kid stuck in the middle,

and it's worse because
I'm dressed like one.

All right, that's it.

I was trying to hold my
tongue about this party.

You were?

But now my birthday
will always be the day

my boys' relationship ended.

I guess that's what I
got instead of flowers.

Okay. I-I used the flower budget

to recreate a wedding
cake from the '60s.

Does no one see that?

Come on, Joe.

Oh, goodie.

Look who gets to drive her home.

What are you doing out here?

Can't sleep 'cause
you're upset about Don?

What... I'm not, I'm not upset.

I'm working on the lawn
mower. Needed a rebuild.

At 3:00 in the morning?

I like to do it when
the grass is sleeping.

Honey, look, it's okay
to be emotional. Okay?

I mean, you didn't just
lose your business partner,

you lost your best friend.

Okay, he can't be my best friend

because a best friend
wouldn't quit on me.

Honey, h-here's the thing. Okay?

He doesn't like the way things
have been, so you have a choice.

Would you rather be alone
and make all the decisions,

or have your brother back?

Well, it's not like I like
making all the decisions.

If this business goes
belly-up, it's on me.

I make all the decisions
because I have all the pressure.

I know he's the older brother,

but I've always been the one
who took care of everything.

I just think maybe you should

try and see it from Don's point of view.

Okay. I'm gonna need a
ladder and a lobotomy.

Look, Don and I don't talk
about that kind of stuff.

Well, I think you're gonna have to try.

What? I wouldn't even know how.

Well, luckily, we have Dr. Felicia.

That's right.

You and Don are going
to couples therapy.

No...

Okay, boys.

I booked Dr. Felicia's whole afternoon.

You are not coming out
until this is solved.

I'm not doing therapy with him.

I don't do what anybody
says. It's the new me.

Well, I'm still the old
me, and you're staying.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'll
tell you what, Marcy.

I'll stay.

What are you doing?

That's the "before" picture.

And I will get my "after."

Sounds like we have a lot

to talk about today.

How is this supposed to work?

You're a marriage counselor,
and we're brothers.

A sibling relationship has a lot in
common with a spousal relationship,

so I'm gonna treat you
like a married couple.

He's the wife.

You know, none of this would've happened

if you hadn't gotten in his head.

Or none of this would have
happened if you were able

to communicate with your brother.

If we're keeping score,
that's one for me.

How many times have I told you

that we don't keep score in here?

Okay, that's one for Felicia.

Why is it so hard for you two
to talk about your feelings?

That's not how we were raised.

Our dad always told us to rub
some dirt on it and walk it off.

Your dad taught you to
rub dirt on your feelings?

Interesting.

What am I doing here?

I was home watching golf.

Joe, we want to learn what was
missing from their upbringing

that makes it so difficult for them

to have a real conversation.

Oh... so it's a hit job, huh?

Well, I didn't raise
them alone, you know.

So it's "blame the mother" time.

Let me tell you
something, "Dr." Felicia...

I'm a real doctor, so
no need for the quotes.

My husband and I taught the
boys wonderful communication.

We never had a problem
with that. We have a system.

Wha... You guys have a system, too?

Yeah, I make all the
decisions, and if she disagrees,

she throws a pork chop at my head.

A-And you're okay with that?

Yes. That's our system.

It's my job to look out for her.

If this family ends up living
under a bridge, it's all on me.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

Adam, it sounds like some of
this is resonating for you.

Yeah.

I-It makes sense.

At the auction, I made all
the decisions, a-and, Don,

the house you bought was the
pork chop you threw at my head.

So I am the wife.

Bev, do you think
your system was healthy

for your boys or your relationship?

Married 53 years.

I'm guessing you're a
single gal, "Doctor."

We're not keeping score,
but that's one for my mom.

I don't want to fight anymore,

so we need to have a real conversation.

With feelings and everything.

Maybe you're the wife.

I-I don't care. I
don't see another way.

Look... if you want to
make more decisions at work,

I'm good with that.

Really? That means a lot.

Yeah, I mean, I got so bent out
of shape about you and that house

because I feel so much
pressure about the business.

But I'd be willing to
share that with you.

The pressure?

Yeah. And the decisions.

But to get the decisions, I
also have to have the pressure?

Yeah. That's the way it works.

So that's what you've been
dealing with all these years?

Pretty much.

Well, listen, now that I understand it,

- I really appreciate what you do.
- Oh...

And I think you should keep doing it.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, the new Don didn't
think this through.

So we're good?

We're good. Let's hug it out.

Really? Here? You...

You don't want to do that in the garage?

I'm not afraid. I'll do
it right here, right now.

Come on. Hug your husband.

Andi.

I got my "after."

Okay, so, uh,

we'll start work on
the new house tomorrow.

I mean, if you're coming back to work.

I'll be there. See you at 11:00.

We start at 8:00.

10:00 it is.

Where is she?

I see that look in
your eye. Don't do this.

I nailed that party, and I
want Bev to acknowledge it.

It's not a good time.

Look, Joe, I am not scared.

Okay? People can grow.

I saw it in my own house,
and I think Bev can, too.

Oh, here she is.

Bev, I want to talk to you.

About the party.

Oh, you here to blame
me for something, too?

If you come at me,
you better come strong.

You only married into this family.

Oh.

Well, I... I-I just came to apologize.

For Joe.

What? That's me.

Yeah, he wouldn't help me.

H-He said planning a party for you

was like being in a shark's mouth.

Joe, I can't believe you said that.

Nice move, honey.

You better go. It's pork chop o'clock.