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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,175 --> 00:00:54,047 - Hi. - Hi. 2 00:00:54,842 --> 00:00:56,500 Was trinkst du? 3 00:00:57,592 --> 00:01:00,375 - Bier. - Darf ich mal probieren? 4 00:01:05,050 --> 00:01:05,950 Yum. 5 00:01:06,175 --> 00:01:08,258 Willst du mal von meinem? 6 00:01:08,342 --> 00:01:10,321 Ja, klar. Warum nicht? 7 00:01:13,758 --> 00:01:14,753 Und? 8 00:01:15,550 --> 00:01:19,091 - Ja, deins ist besser. - Magst du tauschen? 9 00:01:19,175 --> 00:01:20,170 Klar. 10 00:01:26,717 --> 00:01:29,413 Was meinst du? Warum ist das so? 11 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:30,865 Was? 12 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:37,383 - Dass Drinks von anderen besser schmecken. - Ich hab in meinen reingespuckt. 13 00:01:37,467 --> 00:01:38,616 Echt? 14 00:01:47,008 --> 00:01:48,075 Okay? 15 00:01:49,592 --> 00:01:52,201 Du hast recht. Schmeckt wie du. 16 00:01:56,258 --> 00:01:57,822 Wie heißt du? 17 00:01:58,467 --> 00:02:00,943 Ich bin Ben Jakubowski. 18 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:03,790 - Maria Stuart. - Hi. 19 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,404 Stehst du auf Kunst? 20 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:14,150 Ich bin nur für ein paar Tage hier. Dann mach ich was in Dubai. 21 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:19,643 - Arbeitest du für 'ne große Firma? - Nein, ich... Ich bin... 22 00:02:20,175 --> 00:02:23,049 Ich bin Ben Jakubowski. Der Künstler. 23 00:02:23,133 --> 00:02:24,543 - Cool. - Ja. 24 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,341 Worum geht's bei deiner Kunst? 25 00:02:28,425 --> 00:02:32,512 Ich bin echt Ben Jakubowski. Der... Der bin ich. 26 00:02:34,133 --> 00:02:35,543 - Echt? - Ja. 27 00:02:39,508 --> 00:02:42,758 Sorry, ich hab echt keinen Plan, wer du bist. 28 00:02:42,842 --> 00:02:45,625 Tut mir leid, ich wollte kein... 29 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,838 Guck mal, der da ist mein Freund. 30 00:02:48,858 --> 00:02:50,453 Niels! Come here. 31 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:58,383 This is Ben Lebanowski, some artist. You know him? 32 00:02:58,467 --> 00:03:01,133 - Nope. - I think he's famous. 33 00:03:02,258 --> 00:03:04,591 - Hi, ich bin Niels. - Hey. Ben. 34 00:03:04,675 --> 00:03:06,831 - Angenehm. - Ja, ebenso. 35 00:03:07,092 --> 00:03:10,832 He's great. Feels like he's got a huge cock. 36 00:03:11,508 --> 00:03:13,321 Was hast du gesagt? 37 00:03:13,717 --> 00:03:18,299 Deine Hand fühlt sich an, als hättest du 'nen Riesenschwanz. 38 00:03:18,383 --> 00:03:20,992 Der ist eigentlich eher klein. 39 00:03:21,217 --> 00:03:23,503 Und außerdem sehr dünn. 40 00:03:23,717 --> 00:03:25,280 - Perfekt. - Ja. 41 00:03:26,058 --> 00:03:27,168 Also... 42 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:33,371 Was hast du heute noch vor? Willst du mit uns abhängen? 43 00:03:33,892 --> 00:03:37,110 Ich... hab tatsächlich schon was vor. 44 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,828 - Echt? - Ja. 45 00:03:39,608 --> 00:03:42,921 Was Spannenderes als das hier? 46 00:03:46,633 --> 00:03:49,424 Hör mal, ihr scheint echt nett zu sein. 47 00:03:49,508 --> 00:03:52,966 Aber ich hab heute keine Lust auf was Verrücktes. 48 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:55,278 Warum? Hast du Angst? 49 00:03:57,300 --> 00:04:01,735 - Vielleicht steh ich einfach nicht auf... - Worauf? 50 00:04:03,217 --> 00:04:06,285 Auf Penis. Ich steh nicht auf Penis. 51 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:13,757 Vielleicht solltest du daran arbeiten? Mal einen lutschen? 52 00:04:14,342 --> 00:04:16,516 Wir sind in Berlin, oder? 53 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,751 Also dann. 54 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:22,745 Wo willst du hin? 55 00:04:24,258 --> 00:04:26,320 You overdid it again. 56 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:53,507 BEFORE WE GROW OLD 57 00:04:53,717 --> 00:04:54,783 Hello. 58 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,008 - Sorry we're late. - No problem. 59 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,248 Come here. Hello. 60 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:03,912 - Hello. - Hello! 61 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:06,822 I'll show you around quickly. 62 00:05:07,842 --> 00:05:10,033 This is the storage room. 63 00:05:10,967 --> 00:05:14,924 Down there's the second bedroom and the washing machine. 64 00:05:15,008 --> 00:05:18,361 This is the kitchen. I don't cook much, 65 00:05:18,592 --> 00:05:22,123 but I do have some stuff: pots, pans etc. 66 00:05:24,175 --> 00:05:28,841 - There's the bar. Help yourselves. - We'll refill it. 67 00:05:28,925 --> 00:05:31,186 There's the other bedroom. 68 00:05:31,467 --> 00:05:34,879 Oh yeah, this door is a little tricky. 69 00:05:35,633 --> 00:05:40,416 You've got to open it, pull and then slide it like this. 70 00:05:44,883 --> 00:05:48,216 Toss my stuff in a box if you need more room. 71 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:51,383 - I don't think we'll need to. - Up to you. 72 00:05:51,467 --> 00:05:53,836 About the sauna... 73 00:05:55,508 --> 00:05:59,383 You turn it on here. This is the temperature and the timer. 74 00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:03,049 The bucket is inside, and some scents are over there. 75 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:07,047 - Should we record how often we use it? - Why? 76 00:06:07,258 --> 00:06:09,841 - For the electric bill. - Nonsense. 77 00:06:09,925 --> 00:06:12,883 I'm just glad the place won't be empty all summer. 78 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:15,336 Just feel at home! 79 00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:19,028 Okay, on that note... 80 00:06:19,425 --> 00:06:21,795 Oh, wait. Ladies first. 81 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,508 - Thanks for everything. - No problem. 82 00:06:25,592 --> 00:06:27,783 Oh yeah, the keys. 83 00:06:32,133 --> 00:06:34,882 - Okay, bye! - Bye. 84 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,822 Shit! This place is the bomb! 85 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,171 It's like a palace. 86 00:07:19,383 --> 00:07:21,255 There's a projector. 87 00:07:29,258 --> 00:07:32,476 - What does he do, anyway? - IT stuff. 88 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,838 It's not really fair. 89 00:08:14,217 --> 00:08:15,460 What? 90 00:08:15,925 --> 00:08:20,383 I tell you all my stuff and you keep everything to yourself. 91 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:25,076 I just don't think in stories and situations like you. 92 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:31,341 So what do you think about when you jerk off? 93 00:08:31,425 --> 00:08:33,866 Just some anonymous dick? 94 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,958 I just do it. 95 00:08:36,467 --> 00:08:38,504 It's a physical thing. 96 00:08:38,758 --> 00:08:41,294 But what do you think about? 97 00:08:41,508 --> 00:08:43,943 You must think of something. 98 00:08:44,675 --> 00:08:47,210 No idea. I just concentrate. 99 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:49,807 Hand me the toilet paper. 100 00:08:50,275 --> 00:08:52,396 Sure, but on what? 101 00:08:56,233 --> 00:08:59,625 - On the feeling. - Just on the feeling? 102 00:09:01,358 --> 00:09:03,586 No situation or story? 103 00:09:04,275 --> 00:09:08,275 - Because women are all so romantic? - Exactly. 104 00:09:08,858 --> 00:09:11,816 I bet you only do it in the bathtub. 105 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:16,344 A nice bubble bath, candles, romantic music... 106 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:29,399 I don't know about animals, but humans have empathy for a reason. 107 00:09:29,483 --> 00:09:35,752 Or maybe it's just an evolutionary flaw marking the beginning of the end. 108 00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:39,108 But evolution doesn't make mistakes. 109 00:09:39,192 --> 00:09:42,323 Evolution is always right, isn't it? 110 00:09:42,775 --> 00:09:47,421 Yeah, then it's not a flaw but a logical consequence. 111 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:50,483 - That doesn't change anything. - It does. 112 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:53,350 - Like what? - Somebody's coming. 113 00:09:56,983 --> 00:10:02,027 It changes everything... and nothing. Crystal clear, right? 114 00:10:03,317 --> 00:10:06,385 Oh, right. Crystal. 115 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:12,108 Who knows. You forget to look and bam! Hit by a bus, game over. 116 00:10:12,192 --> 00:10:15,260 - Boring. - Maybe for you. 117 00:10:16,192 --> 00:10:20,975 But isn't it all about the moment, the now. Yeah, right. 118 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,309 Danke. 119 00:10:36,108 --> 00:10:40,456 - This is the now you're talking about, eh? - What? 120 00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:43,139 Now. Something like this. 121 00:10:45,025 --> 00:10:47,501 - Right? - Stop it. 122 00:10:48,817 --> 00:10:50,904 Go over and talk to her. 123 00:10:52,442 --> 00:10:53,970 Why not? 124 00:10:54,775 --> 00:10:56,941 She's a tourist or something. 125 00:10:57,025 --> 00:10:59,809 So? Look how hot she is. 126 00:11:01,275 --> 00:11:03,218 You scared, or what? 127 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,928 You scared? 128 00:11:13,608 --> 00:11:15,136 - Hi. - Hi. 129 00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:19,497 - Ich hab deine Sachen gesehen... - Ja? 130 00:11:19,942 --> 00:11:22,203 Krieg ich vielleicht eins? 131 00:11:22,942 --> 00:11:25,116 Du willst ein Radieschen? 132 00:11:40,192 --> 00:11:41,601 Hier, bitte. 133 00:12:11,525 --> 00:12:15,108 - Sounds a bit Nazi-ish. - I know. What can I do? 134 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,850 Chill, maybe? 135 00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:21,108 - It's just a pain in my ass. - But it still gets you off. 136 00:12:21,192 --> 00:12:25,524 No, those long vowels, and that "like, like, like..." 137 00:12:25,608 --> 00:12:28,691 Then he butts into my conversation. What's his deal? 138 00:12:28,775 --> 00:12:31,180 It's a horrible language. 139 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,220 But the worst is... 140 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:37,835 when you meet a refined English version of yourself. 141 00:12:40,525 --> 00:12:42,468 Like that snob there. 142 00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:48,649 They look better, dress better, are super clever and really nice, too. 143 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:52,649 - Nicer than you? - It gives me this weird impulse. 144 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:55,608 - Yuppie trash! - That's not what I mean. 145 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:59,441 This urge, this weird "grrr" comes out of nowhere. 146 00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:02,733 - It's probably from your grandparents. - What? 147 00:13:02,817 --> 00:13:05,524 - That weird "England-grrr." - What? 148 00:13:05,608 --> 00:13:08,043 Who else would it come from? 149 00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:10,899 What are you babbling about? 150 00:13:10,983 --> 00:13:13,021 Are you drunk? 151 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,006 What? 152 00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:52,764 Nothing. 153 00:13:59,983 --> 00:14:01,357 Wait. 154 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,788 The first thing we do is have a shower. 155 00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:25,524 All of us. 156 00:14:27,192 --> 00:14:28,684 We make out. 157 00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:32,900 Wet, under the shower. 158 00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:36,558 Water everywhere. 159 00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:45,394 While he's working your mouth and tits with firm beats ofhis tongue, 160 00:14:46,442 --> 00:14:50,921 I kneel down behind you and lick your wet ass. 161 00:14:52,983 --> 00:14:55,045 His bulging cock... 162 00:14:56,608 --> 00:14:58,670 a huge cock, 163 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:03,468 uncircumcised and immaculate, 164 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,815 pushes hard against your stomach. 165 00:15:09,733 --> 00:15:12,767 At first you stroke it a little, 166 00:15:13,775 --> 00:15:15,836 then you bend over. 167 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:20,277 You pull the thick foreskin back... 168 00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:25,522 and shove the glistening head into your mouth. 169 00:15:28,483 --> 00:15:30,142 Then I come over, 170 00:15:31,692 --> 00:15:33,753 kneel down beside you, 171 00:15:34,983 --> 00:15:38,764 and start licking his firm, shaved balls. 172 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,978 Just before he comes, I grab you. 173 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,841 I pull you over to me... 174 00:15:51,858 --> 00:15:54,815 and stick my tongue in your mouth. 175 00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:13,146 The kiss tastes salty. 176 00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:16,385 Salty and musky. 177 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,016 Then you stand up. 178 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,379 You turn around, 179 00:16:25,858 --> 00:16:31,598 and in one motion he grabs your leg and penetrates you really deep. 180 00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:37,383 Again and again your bodies collide. 181 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:45,567 I kneel down under you, tilt my head back 182 00:16:47,733 --> 00:16:51,560 and move my tongue in circles in your crotch. 183 00:16:53,192 --> 00:16:59,058 His hard thrusts set the pace. We all start going faster... 184 00:16:59,983 --> 00:17:01,760 and faster, 185 00:17:02,525 --> 00:17:04,338 and faster... 186 00:17:13,608 --> 00:17:15,231 - Hi. - Hello. 187 00:17:20,317 --> 00:17:23,983 - I'm going to run to the post-office. - Okay. 188 00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:26,589 - See you in a bit. - See you. 189 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,001 - Here. - Thanks. 190 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,223 Where is the red one? 191 00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:01,881 Ah, here. 192 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,148 Okay. Let's go. 193 00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:45,143 Hold on a sec. 194 00:19:05,775 --> 00:19:07,339 Quick now. 195 00:19:28,608 --> 00:19:30,421 Where is the place? 196 00:19:30,692 --> 00:19:35,149 On Paul-Lincke-Ufer by the boules field. You can see it from the patio. 197 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:39,483 - How long can you stay there? - Till the end of August. 198 00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:42,351 - Crazy. For free? - Yup. 199 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,398 - Who is this guy? - His uncle. 200 00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:49,220 Oh, that's why. 201 00:19:50,025 --> 00:19:51,838 Ouch! 202 00:19:55,317 --> 00:19:58,187 - He was kind of hot. - Who's hot? 203 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:02,053 His uncle. He's sort of George Clooney-ish. 204 00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:05,254 I think money conserves you somehow. 205 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:09,118 So how old did he look? As old as you. 206 00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:13,343 - I'm 29. - Yeah, but you don't look 29. 207 00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:17,980 - It goes both ways. - What? 208 00:20:18,525 --> 00:20:22,274 - What goes in both ways? - That thing with the money. 209 00:20:22,358 --> 00:20:25,522 - Wait a second. - What's she doing? 210 00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:32,770 Hello? 211 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,309 Oh, hey. 212 00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:40,830 - Ich bin die mit den Radieschen gestern. - Ich erinnere mich. 213 00:20:41,525 --> 00:20:44,830 - Wartest du auf die Bahn oder... - Ja. 214 00:20:47,025 --> 00:20:50,852 - Wohin fährst du? - Eigentlich nirgendwohin. 215 00:20:52,442 --> 00:20:54,479 Du bleibst hier? 216 00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:59,774 - Ich... häng hier mit 'n paar Freunden ab. - Ah, okay. 217 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,268 Schade. 218 00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:15,845 - Hey. - Hi. 219 00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,772 Ich hab was vergessen. 220 00:21:55,483 --> 00:21:59,941 - It's much bigger than on the photos. - Yeah, we're really happy. 221 00:22:00,025 --> 00:22:04,358 - You could really make it awesome, right? - Absolutely. 222 00:22:04,442 --> 00:22:06,733 - Niels! So nice to see you. - Hello. 223 00:22:06,817 --> 00:22:09,388 - Hey. - Hello. 224 00:22:10,983 --> 00:22:13,191 So, what are we doing first? 225 00:22:13,275 --> 00:22:17,733 I bought the sockets for the kitchen. Let's start there. 226 00:22:17,817 --> 00:22:19,440 Okay. 227 00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:24,085 - Do you have something I can wear? - Yeah, hang on. 228 00:22:25,025 --> 00:22:28,272 It feels great here. Good atmosphere. 229 00:22:29,025 --> 00:22:30,939 We've got some ideas. 230 00:22:31,025 --> 00:22:33,634 - Here you are. - Cool, thanks. 231 00:22:35,317 --> 00:22:38,385 We thought we'd make a sunroom here. 232 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:42,858 - You mean extend the room? - You think that'd be a lot of work? 233 00:22:42,942 --> 00:22:46,856 It depends on what you want and how you do it. 234 00:22:47,692 --> 00:22:50,899 The best way would be to take out the whole wall. 235 00:22:50,983 --> 00:22:54,201 Get rid of the window and the heater. 236 00:22:57,150 --> 00:23:00,020 It would improve the space a lot. 237 00:23:03,525 --> 00:23:05,699 First I'll finish my PhD. 238 00:23:07,817 --> 00:23:12,274 But somehow I like this town. It's so small and laid-back. 239 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:16,441 Hey, it's my brother's birthday and we're about to sing to him. 240 00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:18,816 - Want to join in? - Sure, no sweat. 241 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,642 Great, thanks. 242 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:26,941 The people here are really nice. They're relaxed, friendly. 243 00:23:27,025 --> 00:23:31,138 On the surface, yeah, but what's underneath? 244 00:23:31,358 --> 00:23:36,066 Honestly, I think the party-freaks in Berlin are way worse. 245 00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:40,274 They all listen to the same music, wear the same clothes, 246 00:23:40,358 --> 00:23:42,358 have the same opinions. 247 00:23:43,483 --> 00:23:46,899 It's got nothing to do with individualism anymore. 248 00:23:46,983 --> 00:23:52,462 - Yeah, but did that actually ever exist? - What? Individualism? 249 00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:54,178 Yes. 250 00:23:57,692 --> 00:24:00,132 8, 7, 6, 251 00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:05,545 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! 252 00:24:41,775 --> 00:24:42,842 Nicht! 253 00:24:58,942 --> 00:25:01,133 - Hello? - Advertising. 254 00:25:13,733 --> 00:25:15,107 Thanks. 255 00:25:22,650 --> 00:25:24,345 - Prost. - Prost. 256 00:25:42,650 --> 00:25:47,346 Wusstest du, dass es in Berlin 40.000 Gaslaternen gibt? 257 00:25:47,525 --> 00:25:49,608 - Was, wo? - Schräg, oder? 258 00:25:49,692 --> 00:25:52,649 Überall. Die ganzen kleinen Lampen. 259 00:25:53,150 --> 00:25:55,691 Das ist doch gefährlich, oder? 260 00:25:55,775 --> 00:26:00,123 Wenn eine Leitung angebohrt wird, explodiert alles. 261 00:26:00,233 --> 00:26:03,538 Das wäre schön jetzt. Wie an Silvester. 262 00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:09,759 Feuerbälle, überall. 263 00:26:11,942 --> 00:26:13,979 Das wäre so romantisch. 264 00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:16,143 Ja, vielleicht. 265 00:26:52,150 --> 00:26:53,299 Was? 266 00:26:53,775 --> 00:26:54,959 Nichts. 267 00:27:28,150 --> 00:27:29,773 There you are. 268 00:27:57,150 --> 00:27:59,306 Where were you? 269 00:28:04,567 --> 00:28:06,059 Painting. 270 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,618 - I want to take a shower. - Nonsense. 271 00:28:18,733 --> 00:28:22,038 - No really, I'm all sweaty. - Exactly. 272 00:28:25,108 --> 00:28:27,051 It's uncomfortable. 273 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,433 Hey! Not fair. I want a shower too. 274 00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:55,206 Go away, I'm taking a shit. 275 00:28:59,983 --> 00:29:01,547 Maria. 276 00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:04,303 Come on! 277 00:29:23,150 --> 00:29:24,559 What? 278 00:29:24,942 --> 00:29:26,719 What's your problem? 279 00:29:31,817 --> 00:29:33,191 Don't you dare. 280 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,096 - I'm not doing anything. - Out! 281 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:49,674 - Close your eyes. - What? 282 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,712 Close your eyes. 283 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,141 Now open your mouth. 284 00:30:04,108 --> 00:30:06,022 Stick your tongue out. 285 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,677 All the way. 286 00:30:41,608 --> 00:30:45,869 - I saw the girl from the train again today. - Hm? 287 00:30:49,525 --> 00:30:51,786 The one with the radishes. 288 00:30:53,942 --> 00:30:55,600 Where? 289 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:02,141 - At Yorckstrasse station. - And? 290 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,770 - And what? - Did you talk to her? 291 00:31:10,858 --> 00:31:13,892 - She gave me her number. - And? 292 00:31:16,650 --> 00:31:19,565 - And what? - Did you call her? 293 00:31:20,817 --> 00:31:24,064 - Today? So soon? - Yeah. Why not? 294 00:31:27,483 --> 00:31:29,744 When do you want to do it? 295 00:31:31,108 --> 00:31:32,352 No idea. 296 00:31:34,733 --> 00:31:36,961 I wouldn't wait too long. 297 00:31:39,108 --> 00:31:40,293 Right? 298 00:31:46,733 --> 00:31:51,168 - What if I don't want her? - She was extremely hot! 299 00:31:53,942 --> 00:31:55,221 Yeah... 300 00:32:15,758 --> 00:32:17,935 - Hier darfst du nicht drauf. - Nein? 301 00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:21,089 Nein! Du musst immer daneben stehen. 302 00:32:22,525 --> 00:32:27,134 - Ziemlich bossy. - Das sind die Regeln! Nur bis hier. 303 00:32:27,567 --> 00:32:30,691 - Und schlag mich bitte nicht. - Warte! 304 00:32:30,775 --> 00:32:32,931 Der lag nicht richtig. 305 00:32:35,025 --> 00:32:40,156 - Ich glaub, man darf da stehen. - Nein! So sind die Regeln. 306 00:32:41,483 --> 00:32:45,015 Okay. Wir lassen es gelten. 307 00:32:45,233 --> 00:32:49,060 Spiel ich einfach weiter? Wie geht das jetzt? 308 00:32:51,192 --> 00:32:52,601 - Schön! - Ja! 309 00:32:53,983 --> 00:32:58,244 - Okay, ich mach das jetzt "dasselbe" gut. - Okay. 310 00:32:58,775 --> 00:33:02,862 - "Dasselbe" gut. - Ja, ich mach "dasselbe" gut. 311 00:33:07,817 --> 00:33:08,930 Hello. 312 00:33:10,733 --> 00:33:14,649 - Look who I brought along. - What a nice surprise. 313 00:33:14,733 --> 00:33:15,864 That's Chloe. 314 00:33:16,067 --> 00:33:20,328 - Chloe, das ist mein Freund. - Hi, ich bin Niels. 315 00:33:31,108 --> 00:33:33,282 Keine Angst, er ist nett. 316 00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:40,755 Could you make those? Please? 317 00:33:44,692 --> 00:33:46,564 She is so hot! 318 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:48,341 Was hat er gesagt? 319 00:33:48,525 --> 00:33:51,807 Dass es heiß ist. Das Wetter. 320 00:33:52,025 --> 00:33:54,774 So. Was kann ich euch bringen? 321 00:33:55,983 --> 00:33:57,926 - Two colas. - Yeah. 322 00:33:59,108 --> 00:34:00,767 - Eis? - Gerne. 323 00:34:10,067 --> 00:34:15,111 - Also... Ist das dein Laden? - Nein, ich arbeite nur hier. 324 00:34:30,025 --> 00:34:34,149 Fuck! Ich muss noch was erledigen. Hast du die Cola schon fertig? 325 00:34:34,233 --> 00:34:37,103 - So gut wie. - Ich muss echt los. 326 00:34:38,442 --> 00:34:41,399 - Echt? - Ja. Aber ich zahl dafür. 327 00:34:42,275 --> 00:34:44,449 Kein Problem, warte kurz. 328 00:34:46,650 --> 00:34:51,108 - Bitte sehr. - Danke. War nett, dich kennenzulernen. 329 00:34:51,192 --> 00:34:53,134 - Ebenso. - Tschüss. 330 00:34:55,858 --> 00:34:57,772 She's pretty shy, huh? 331 00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:00,941 Thanks. 332 00:35:01,150 --> 00:35:04,194 Can I have one of those croissants? 333 00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:54,046 What are guys doing? 334 00:36:10,608 --> 00:36:12,267 This is for you. 335 00:36:14,025 --> 00:36:17,504 - And I brought some food. - You're nuts. 336 00:36:19,608 --> 00:36:21,303 - Hey. - Hi. 337 00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:25,383 Okay. 338 00:36:26,067 --> 00:36:27,808 Ich hau mal ab. 339 00:36:28,025 --> 00:36:30,721 Schönen Abend noch, ihr beiden. 340 00:36:35,983 --> 00:36:38,418 I'll see her out real quick. 341 00:37:39,817 --> 00:37:43,817 - Niels, can I speak to you? - Yeah, what's up? 342 00:37:43,983 --> 00:37:49,565 It might make you feel good to give people stuff for free, 343 00:37:49,775 --> 00:37:52,993 but actually, you're stealing from me. 344 00:37:53,942 --> 00:37:58,358 Nobody wants old croissants. We might as well give them to the homeless. 345 00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:00,349 That's not the issue. 346 00:38:01,592 --> 00:38:02,950 I can pay for it. 347 00:38:03,033 --> 00:38:07,207 It's not about old croissants or a cup of coffee. 348 00:38:07,817 --> 00:38:11,441 I'm not having a good day. Just take it from my wages. 349 00:38:11,525 --> 00:38:14,623 - Niels, what's going on? - What? 350 00:38:14,733 --> 00:38:20,907 - I'm talking and you just walk away? - Do you have your period or what? 351 00:38:22,358 --> 00:38:24,793 What? You gonna fire me now? 352 00:38:29,425 --> 00:38:32,201 - And tomorrow? - You can only get in on Sundays, 353 00:38:32,233 --> 00:38:35,190 otherwise there are workers there. 354 00:38:35,650 --> 00:38:37,824 Maybe check again before? 355 00:38:38,067 --> 00:38:42,024 - Why? He was there on Sunday. - Yeah, two Sundays in a row. 356 00:38:42,108 --> 00:38:46,483 Yeah, nobody else paints there. We'll have at least 15 minutes. 357 00:38:46,567 --> 00:38:49,858 Two Italians came along last time, smoking weed like crazy. 358 00:38:49,942 --> 00:38:53,189 Look, here's what they did. 359 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,858 They weren't done when the driver came. 360 00:38:58,942 --> 00:39:03,149 So I started screaming and shit. But then we had to bolt. 361 00:39:03,233 --> 00:39:06,149 And then, dude, about half way or so... 362 00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:10,383 - one of the Italians starts puking. - He really puked? 363 00:39:10,467 --> 00:39:13,483 On his jacket and on the guy running behind him. 364 00:39:13,567 --> 00:39:16,263 - It was so gross! - Let me see. 365 00:39:16,942 --> 00:39:18,421 Can I have a hit? 366 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:21,800 Maria? 367 00:39:22,025 --> 00:39:25,852 - It's ugly. - The left one is okay, I think. 368 00:39:27,775 --> 00:39:29,949 What are you doing later? 369 00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:37,368 - We wanted to go out again. Right? - Yeah, in an hour or so. 370 00:39:37,775 --> 00:39:39,054 And later? 371 00:39:41,150 --> 00:39:42,394 Maria? 372 00:39:46,358 --> 00:39:47,981 What? What is it? 373 00:39:49,067 --> 00:39:50,310 Nothing. 374 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:11,670 Niels, wait. 375 00:40:14,025 --> 00:40:15,802 - What? - Let's talk. 376 00:40:16,025 --> 00:40:19,149 - I can't right now. - What did I do? 377 00:40:19,233 --> 00:40:23,224 - Your friends come by and smoke joints. - What's wrong with that? 378 00:40:23,308 --> 00:40:26,278 Their shoes on the couch, rolling joints on my book! 379 00:40:26,358 --> 00:40:27,999 It's because of your book? 380 00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:33,562 - No, it's not about the damn book. - Then why are you so upset? 381 00:40:34,358 --> 00:40:36,532 I saw you guys yesterday. 382 00:40:37,108 --> 00:40:38,222 What? 383 00:40:38,442 --> 00:40:40,728 Last night, at the door. 384 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:47,100 - You're spying on me now? - Yes. 385 00:40:49,858 --> 00:40:51,422 Great. 386 00:40:55,442 --> 00:40:57,616 Are you in love with her? 387 00:40:58,983 --> 00:41:00,468 - Huh? - Let me through. 388 00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:04,608 You're screwing around but you won't own up to it? 389 00:41:04,692 --> 00:41:07,941 - Let us know when you're done here. - See you later. 390 00:41:08,025 --> 00:41:09,683 See you later. 391 00:41:11,025 --> 00:41:12,340 Maria! 392 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:27,597 Hey! 393 00:41:31,150 --> 00:41:32,773 What the fuck? 394 00:41:37,358 --> 00:41:38,425 Let me in! 395 00:41:46,233 --> 00:41:48,010 Are you nuts? 396 00:41:48,483 --> 00:41:52,918 - Why did you lock me out? - I was about to open it. 397 00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,233 - Why didn't you say anything? - I didn't think you'd go Rambo. 398 00:42:00,317 --> 00:42:01,883 - Go Rambo? - Yeah. 399 00:42:02,025 --> 00:42:06,460 Why did you put the chain on the door? Are you nuts? 400 00:42:06,942 --> 00:42:07,936 Hey. 401 00:42:10,192 --> 00:42:11,506 Maria! 402 00:44:05,608 --> 00:44:07,267 What's this? 403 00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:10,356 It's for you. 404 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,059 Okay. 405 00:44:16,942 --> 00:44:19,003 I wanted to apologize. 406 00:44:19,775 --> 00:44:21,221 With this? 407 00:44:23,025 --> 00:44:25,286 And without looking at me? 408 00:44:30,983 --> 00:44:32,429 And now? 409 00:44:33,650 --> 00:44:36,172 I don't know. It's up to you. 410 00:44:38,025 --> 00:44:39,838 I don't know either. 411 00:44:43,233 --> 00:44:46,190 But don't you want to turn around? 412 00:44:50,942 --> 00:44:52,316 Not really. 413 00:44:53,650 --> 00:44:54,929 Okay. 414 00:45:23,233 --> 00:45:26,586 - Andrea kicked me out. - What? Why? 415 00:45:28,567 --> 00:45:29,561 No idea. 416 00:45:30,608 --> 00:45:32,261 Because I'm stupid. 417 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,900 Shit. What will you do? 418 00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:36,636 I don't know. 419 00:45:38,067 --> 00:45:39,974 Just summer. 420 00:45:48,192 --> 00:45:52,279 I think something happened between Chloe and me. 421 00:45:52,775 --> 00:45:55,382 How many times did you meet? 422 00:45:55,775 --> 00:45:57,433 It doesn't matter. 423 00:45:58,817 --> 00:46:02,727 Did you just make out, or do more? 424 00:46:05,775 --> 00:46:09,128 - Tell me! - We did do some more... 425 00:46:11,442 --> 00:46:13,877 Are you sure you wanna know? 426 00:46:14,150 --> 00:46:15,892 I asked, didn't I? 427 00:46:16,150 --> 00:46:17,714 Yeah. 428 00:46:18,483 --> 00:46:20,675 But won't it hurt you? 429 00:46:23,483 --> 00:46:24,798 Possibly. 430 00:46:30,275 --> 00:46:32,942 And where? Where did it happen? 431 00:46:34,650 --> 00:46:36,178 At her house. 432 00:46:36,567 --> 00:46:38,474 Once or many times? 433 00:46:40,692 --> 00:46:42,386 Just once for real. 434 00:46:44,483 --> 00:46:45,668 Okay. 435 00:46:58,150 --> 00:47:01,542 I just don't get why you didn't tell me. 436 00:47:02,442 --> 00:47:03,851 No idea. 437 00:47:07,567 --> 00:47:10,351 I wanted it for myself somehow. 438 00:47:49,817 --> 00:47:51,309 Over there. 439 00:48:01,275 --> 00:48:03,733 Früher waren die Wege alle aus Sand. 440 00:48:03,817 --> 00:48:08,024 Es war immer staubig, und beim Laufen hat das so schön geknirscht. 441 00:48:08,108 --> 00:48:12,108 - Nicht so wie jetzt. - Aber jetzt kann man da skaten. 442 00:48:12,192 --> 00:48:16,441 Aber der Charme ist weg. Du bist ja nicht zum Skaten nach Berlin gekommen. 443 00:48:16,525 --> 00:48:18,053 Keine Ahnung. 444 00:48:18,817 --> 00:48:20,796 Hast du Rollerblades? 445 00:48:21,025 --> 00:48:22,092 Nein. 446 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:23,881 Siehst du? 447 00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:28,250 Ich bin wegen meiner Doktorarbeit hier. 448 00:48:28,483 --> 00:48:31,983 - Bist du an der TU oder der HU? - Ich studiere nicht hier. 449 00:48:32,067 --> 00:48:35,274 - Ende August geht's zurück. - Wusste ich gar nicht. 450 00:48:35,358 --> 00:48:37,524 Du hast mich nicht gefragt. 451 00:48:37,608 --> 00:48:39,350 Und worum geht's? 452 00:48:45,733 --> 00:48:46,728 Nein? 453 00:48:48,442 --> 00:48:50,641 Vielleicht Stadt- und Regionalentwicklung? 454 00:48:50,725 --> 00:48:53,878 Yes, Stadt- und Regionalehtwicklung! 455 00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:56,179 Und der Titel? 456 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,358 "Clusterstrategie in der Stadtentwicklung 457 00:48:59,442 --> 00:49:03,899 und ihre Auswirkung auf Sozialstruktur, Industrie und Arbeitsmarkt in Manchester 458 00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:07,088 vom Zweiten Weltkrieg bis heute". 459 00:49:07,608 --> 00:49:09,350 Du bist so klug. 460 00:49:09,567 --> 00:49:12,483 - Lustig, ich war in Manchester. - Echt? 461 00:49:12,567 --> 00:49:14,915 Ja, um Neil Young zu sehen. 462 00:49:15,275 --> 00:49:18,983 Du bist nach Manchester gefahren, um Neil Young zu sehen? 463 00:49:19,067 --> 00:49:21,676 Ja, das war ein super Konzert. 464 00:49:22,275 --> 00:49:23,839 Entschuldige... 465 00:49:24,275 --> 00:49:27,441 Warum lachst du? Warum lacht sie über mich? 466 00:49:27,525 --> 00:49:31,024 Ich war ewig unterwegs mit fünf verschiedenen Zügen, 467 00:49:31,108 --> 00:49:33,649 15 Stunden oder so für eine Strecke. 468 00:49:33,733 --> 00:49:37,560 Du bist mit dem Zug nach Manchester gefahren? 469 00:49:37,858 --> 00:49:39,250 - Ja. - Von hier? 470 00:49:39,358 --> 00:49:43,011 - Durch den Tunnel. - Für Neil Young? - Ja. 471 00:49:46,067 --> 00:49:47,559 Durch den Tunnel? 472 00:49:47,775 --> 00:49:49,552 - Ja. - Warum? 473 00:49:49,775 --> 00:49:52,149 - Er fliegt nicht. - Warum nicht? 474 00:49:52,233 --> 00:49:55,149 - Ich mag keine Flugzeuge. - Warum nicht? 475 00:49:55,233 --> 00:49:58,190 - Willst du das wissen? - Ja, klar! 476 00:49:59,567 --> 00:50:03,066 - Are you going to tell your story now? - Yes. 477 00:50:03,150 --> 00:50:07,441 Meine Freundin und ich wollten von Rom nach Paris fliegen... - Maria. 478 00:50:07,525 --> 00:50:09,267 Nein, die vor Maria. 479 00:50:09,483 --> 00:50:14,399 Wir gehen zum Flugzeug, und ich hab ein ganz mieses Gefühl dabei. 480 00:50:14,483 --> 00:50:19,399 Draußen ist es mit Gaffer-Tape geflickt, und drinnen stinkt es total. 481 00:50:19,483 --> 00:50:23,233 - Nach Pisse von alten Männern. - Oh, wie schön! 482 00:50:23,317 --> 00:50:25,566 Das war ein altes Schrottteil. 483 00:50:25,650 --> 00:50:27,824 Please hand me my mobile. 484 00:50:30,358 --> 00:50:32,842 Nach zehn Minuten guck ich raus und sehe, 485 00:50:32,926 --> 00:50:35,774 dass wir noch total nah über dem Boden sind. 486 00:50:35,858 --> 00:50:41,483 Ich zeig's meiner Freundin und plötzlich fällt der Motor aus und wir gleiten. 487 00:50:41,567 --> 00:50:44,858 - Fuck! - Der Motor ging an und aus und wieder an. 488 00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:47,377 Dann hören wir 'nen Alarm... 489 00:50:49,525 --> 00:50:53,399 Und dann sagt der Pilot: "Wir haben Schwierigkeiten. 490 00:50:53,483 --> 00:50:56,358 Wir werfen den Treibstoff über dem Meer ab 491 00:50:56,442 --> 00:50:59,899 und versuchen, zurückzufliegen und notzulanden." 492 00:50:59,983 --> 00:51:03,810 - "Versuchen"! - Ja, das hat der echt gesagt. 493 00:51:28,858 --> 00:51:31,566 - Oh Gott. Scheiße. - Brauchst du Hilfe? 494 00:51:31,650 --> 00:51:32,929 Ja, bitte. 495 00:51:33,150 --> 00:51:37,672 Schwing dein linkes Bein da rüber. Ich fang dich auf. 496 00:51:37,775 --> 00:51:39,649 - Fuck! Oh Gott. - Na los. 497 00:51:39,733 --> 00:51:43,212 - Ich halt dich fest. - Oh Fuck. Scheiße. 498 00:51:43,317 --> 00:51:44,940 Ich hab dich. 499 00:51:45,858 --> 00:51:48,032 - Oh Gott, danke. - Bitte. 500 00:52:02,608 --> 00:52:07,108 - Das kommt mir 'n bisschen kalt vor. - Ja, voll kalt. 501 00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:12,149 Seid nicht so feige. Haltet die Klappe und zieht euch aus. 502 00:54:50,358 --> 00:54:52,515 Good evening, folks! 503 00:54:57,650 --> 00:55:00,649 Only trespassing, or anything else? 504 00:55:00,733 --> 00:55:03,304 Theft? Damage to property? 505 00:55:04,733 --> 00:55:07,483 - I don't think so. - Nothing else? 506 00:55:07,567 --> 00:55:08,680 Nope. 507 00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:14,767 They screwed, but... no one from the public saw them. 508 00:55:14,983 --> 00:55:18,462 - All three of them? Together? - Exactly. 509 00:55:23,150 --> 00:55:24,808 Will jemand Drogen? 510 00:55:26,692 --> 00:55:27,686 Ja. 511 00:55:29,983 --> 00:55:33,441 - Slide over. - Why? You have enough room. 512 00:55:33,525 --> 00:55:36,656 - But I wanna go in the middle. - No. 513 00:55:57,650 --> 00:55:58,764 Danke. 514 00:56:19,025 --> 00:56:20,589 Ouch! 515 00:56:26,025 --> 00:56:29,504 Nein. Nein, nein, nein. Nein, nein, nein. 516 00:57:52,275 --> 00:57:54,218 Come on, Niels! 517 00:58:01,942 --> 00:58:03,351 Hör auf. 518 00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:07,732 Weicheier. 519 00:58:26,025 --> 00:58:28,634 Guck mal, er hat 'nen Ständer. 520 00:58:29,650 --> 00:58:30,764 Nonsense. 521 00:58:31,817 --> 00:58:32,930 Echt? 522 00:58:33,983 --> 00:58:35,132 Okay... 523 00:58:36,150 --> 00:58:37,559 Tut mir leid. 524 00:58:41,192 --> 00:58:43,774 - Nimmst du ihn in den Mund? - Nein. 525 00:58:43,858 --> 00:58:45,351 Warum nicht? 526 00:58:45,817 --> 00:58:47,511 Es ist zu heiß. 527 00:58:48,317 --> 00:58:49,762 And you? 528 00:58:52,133 --> 00:58:53,858 It's much cooler down there. 529 00:58:53,942 --> 00:58:55,636 Du kannst mich mal. 530 00:59:02,233 --> 00:59:04,929 Ich kann dir einen runterholen. 531 00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:06,519 Schlampe. 532 00:59:07,108 --> 00:59:11,456 Von wegen Schlampe. Ich bin nur eine gute Freundin. 533 00:59:11,692 --> 00:59:12,971 Komm her. 534 00:59:30,733 --> 00:59:33,603 Machst du das bei allen Freunden? 535 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:35,846 Nicht bei allen. 536 00:59:36,483 --> 00:59:38,011 Nur bei manchen. 537 00:59:38,942 --> 00:59:40,649 Das ist kein großes Ding. 538 00:59:40,733 --> 00:59:44,733 Und man kann jemanden richtig glücklich machen. 539 01:00:16,817 --> 01:00:17,811 Was? 540 01:00:18,650 --> 01:00:20,462 Hör auf zu lachen. 541 01:00:20,900 --> 01:00:23,335 Ich muss mich konzentrieren. 542 01:00:34,858 --> 01:00:36,007 Was? 543 01:00:36,858 --> 01:00:38,600 Warum lachst du? 544 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,809 Here. 545 01:01:41,608 --> 01:01:43,101 Thanks. 546 01:02:00,025 --> 01:02:01,858 "Zucchini und Oliven"? 547 01:02:01,942 --> 01:02:05,421 Ja, "Zucchini". So heißt das auf Deutsch. 548 01:02:06,442 --> 01:02:07,685 "Courgettes". 549 01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:10,108 - "Courgettes"? - "Courgettes". 550 01:02:10,192 --> 01:02:13,899 - Hört sich 'n bisschen Französisch an. - Voll. 551 01:02:13,983 --> 01:02:17,691 - lhr nennt Zucchini "courgettes"? - "Courgettes". 552 01:02:17,775 --> 01:02:20,036 Das ist bescheuert. Warum? 553 01:02:21,567 --> 01:02:24,505 - Ganz was Feines! - Warum nicht? 554 01:02:25,692 --> 01:02:27,504 Und Kaffee. 555 01:02:45,067 --> 01:02:48,100 - Kennst du das? - Was ist das? 556 01:02:48,442 --> 01:02:49,851 Schokolade. 557 01:02:50,608 --> 01:02:51,923 Die ist gut. 558 01:03:03,775 --> 01:03:06,524 And 51 cents change. Thank you. 559 01:03:07,483 --> 01:03:08,929 - Hello. - Hello. 560 01:03:13,358 --> 01:03:15,338 1.48 please. 561 01:03:28,150 --> 01:03:29,808 Wie viel fehlt? 562 01:03:32,192 --> 01:03:34,004 Hast du drei Cent? 563 01:04:45,108 --> 01:04:46,482 Hello. 564 01:04:46,817 --> 01:04:48,475 Did I wake you? 565 01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:01,761 Look at this. 566 01:05:02,608 --> 01:05:04,267 What about it? 567 01:05:05,817 --> 01:05:09,170 - I jerked off and fell asleep. - What? 568 01:05:11,025 --> 01:05:13,964 I forgot to take my fingers out. 569 01:05:17,775 --> 01:05:19,689 They're all shriveled! 570 01:05:30,358 --> 01:05:31,543 Hey! 571 01:05:49,692 --> 01:05:51,953 Habt ihr das mal probiert? 572 01:05:52,817 --> 01:05:55,861 - Ist das dein Ernst? - Warum nicht? 573 01:05:56,442 --> 01:06:01,233 Warum in 'nem ekligen Kanal rumschippern, in dem man nicht mal schwimmen kann? 574 01:06:01,317 --> 01:06:04,816 - Weil's Spaß macht! - Was macht Spaß? Rudern? 575 01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:08,774 Ja, man sitzt da, hängt die Füße ins Wasser, das macht... 576 01:06:08,858 --> 01:06:11,066 - ...Spaß. - Das macht keinen Spaß. 577 01:06:11,150 --> 01:06:16,108 - Da schwimmt Müll rum, es stinkt... - Ja, aber die haben eine gute Zeit. 578 01:06:16,192 --> 01:06:18,191 - Die haben Spaß. - Nein! 579 01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:20,524 - Es ist dreckig und eklig. - Nein. 580 01:06:20,608 --> 01:06:23,441 - Machst du das in London? - Nein. 581 01:06:23,525 --> 01:06:25,338 Warum dann hier? 582 01:06:26,275 --> 01:06:27,590 Einfach so. 583 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:30,600 - Weißt du, was ich denke? - Was? 584 01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:35,399 Wenn du da drin wärst, würdest du Fotos mit dem Selfie-Stick machen... 585 01:06:35,483 --> 01:06:38,941 Was quatschst du denn da? Du hast Angst, mit dem Boot zu fahren... 586 01:06:39,025 --> 01:06:41,108 Lass das. Du hast mich unterbrochen. 587 01:06:41,192 --> 01:06:42,506 Weil du nervst. 588 01:06:42,733 --> 01:06:46,274 Ich nerve? Die Idioten da nerven. Sieh sie dir an. 589 01:06:46,358 --> 01:06:50,880 Wahrscheinlich auch noch Spanier, die dummen Wichser. 590 01:06:51,025 --> 01:06:55,149 Hast du das echt gerade gemacht? Was ist dein Problem? 591 01:06:55,233 --> 01:06:56,643 Not so loud. 592 01:06:56,858 --> 01:06:58,766 Hast du ein Problem? 593 01:06:59,317 --> 01:07:00,631 Nein. 594 01:07:05,192 --> 01:07:08,858 - War das, weil ich Englisch geredet habe? - Was? 595 01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:12,191 Ist es dir peinlich, für einen Touri gehalten zu werden? 596 01:07:12,275 --> 01:07:14,149 Mir egal, was die Leute denken. 597 01:07:14,233 --> 01:07:16,399 Das ist dir überhaupt nicht egal. 598 01:07:16,483 --> 01:07:21,788 Und dass du das nicht merkst, macht alles noch viel schlimmer. 599 01:07:26,317 --> 01:07:28,354 Ich gehe Wasser kaufen. 600 01:07:49,442 --> 01:07:52,921 - Did you leave the stems on? - Yes, why? 601 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:56,600 - It's gross. - But I washed them. 602 01:07:57,650 --> 01:07:59,024 Go away! 603 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,835 - Ich brauche ein Ei. - Hier. 604 01:08:07,067 --> 01:08:08,476 Nur eins? 605 01:08:13,775 --> 01:08:15,184 Oh Scheiße... 606 01:08:33,108 --> 01:08:36,152 - Ist dir immer noch schlecht? - Ja. 607 01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:40,400 Du solltest Ingwer probieren. Der desinfiziert. 608 01:08:40,733 --> 01:08:42,560 Möchtest du 'nen Tee? 609 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:44,893 Nein, geht schon. 610 01:08:46,150 --> 01:08:47,559 Geht schon. 611 01:08:51,442 --> 01:08:53,790 Is she still angry with me? 612 01:08:55,733 --> 01:08:57,297 I don't know. 613 01:09:17,692 --> 01:09:19,504 Beobachtest du uns? 614 01:09:20,317 --> 01:09:22,839 Ich trockne mir die Hände ab. 615 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,314 Und ich bin schwanger. 616 01:09:37,692 --> 01:09:41,519 Ich hab zwei Tests gemacht und war beim Arzt. 617 01:09:46,275 --> 01:09:47,684 Ja, ich weiß. 618 01:09:49,900 --> 01:09:51,727 Wann ist es passiert? 619 01:09:52,358 --> 01:09:55,837 Vielleicht beim ersten Mal im Schwimmbad? 620 01:10:03,150 --> 01:10:04,892 Es ist von mir? 621 01:10:05,442 --> 01:10:07,136 Ich denke schon. 622 01:10:10,525 --> 01:10:13,569 Aber ich bin nicht in dir gekommen. 623 01:10:13,733 --> 01:10:14,679 Na ja... 624 01:10:14,792 --> 01:10:16,691 - Come on, Niels. - What? 625 01:10:16,775 --> 01:10:18,184 Nice reaction. 626 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,400 - Why? - Think about it. 627 01:10:22,108 --> 01:10:23,850 Asshole, really. 628 01:10:24,150 --> 01:10:28,237 - Wer möchte einen Shot? - Ja, ich brauch einen. 629 01:10:28,942 --> 01:10:31,975 - Einen Shot, echt? - Ja, echt. 630 01:10:33,192 --> 01:10:35,279 Wann hast du's erfahren? 631 01:10:36,025 --> 01:10:37,802 Letzten Donnerstag. 632 01:10:39,592 --> 01:10:41,208 Warum hast du nichts gesagt? 633 01:10:41,292 --> 01:10:43,762 - Come on, Niels! - What? 634 01:10:44,317 --> 01:10:48,358 Ich wollte keine Welle machen, bevor ich nicht sicher bin. 635 01:10:48,442 --> 01:10:50,790 - Und jetzt bist du's? - Ja. 636 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:55,395 Prost. 637 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:06,444 - Du willst es also nicht behalten. - Nein, will ich nicht. 638 01:11:07,275 --> 01:11:08,933 Alles wird gut. 639 01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:41,983 - You're so gross! - Stop pacing around all jealous. 640 01:11:42,067 --> 01:11:44,024 - I'm not jealous. - No? 641 01:11:44,108 --> 01:11:48,441 - Jealous of what? - Sure as hell looks like jealousy to me. 642 01:11:48,525 --> 01:11:50,439 Wanna know how I feel? 643 01:11:50,692 --> 01:11:54,941 We're together for over two years, then some summer fuck comes along... 644 01:11:55,025 --> 01:11:59,233 - and you get her pregnant. - She's just a summer fuck? 645 01:11:59,317 --> 01:12:02,100 - Interesting. - Yeah, what else? 646 01:12:02,358 --> 01:12:04,171 What did you think? 647 01:12:08,525 --> 01:12:09,674 Hello? 648 01:12:12,108 --> 01:12:13,518 That's great! 649 01:12:14,608 --> 01:12:17,774 Then she can have the baby and just move in. 650 01:12:17,858 --> 01:12:22,483 You can buy organic food, do the multi-cultural Kreuzberg thing. 651 01:12:22,567 --> 01:12:24,936 Fucking bourgeois bullshit! 652 01:12:25,150 --> 01:12:28,483 lfthat's how it is then give me your keys. 653 01:12:28,567 --> 01:12:30,915 - What? - Give me your keys! 654 01:12:31,608 --> 01:12:33,274 All my stuff is here. 655 01:12:33,358 --> 01:12:37,272 Take it, or get it tomorrow. Give me the keys. 656 01:14:45,942 --> 01:14:50,024 Pregnancy conflict counseling. It's obligatory if you want an abortion. 657 01:14:50,108 --> 01:14:51,767 Ja, da war ich. 658 01:14:52,442 --> 01:14:54,183 - Echt? - Ja. 659 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:58,566 Then you have to wait three days before the abortion. 660 01:14:58,650 --> 01:15:01,434 - Wann warst du da? - Am Montag. 661 01:15:01,650 --> 01:15:05,191 - She went on Monday. - Which method did she choose? 662 01:15:05,275 --> 01:15:08,524 - What do you mean? - lf she's in the fifth week, 663 01:15:08,608 --> 01:15:10,350 she has two options: 664 01:15:10,567 --> 01:15:15,959 she can choose to abort with a pill or an in-patient procedure. 665 01:15:16,858 --> 01:15:18,816 The procedure is better, right? 666 01:15:18,900 --> 01:15:23,733 If you're not sure, you can come and speak with a doctor about it. 667 01:15:23,817 --> 01:15:24,966 Was sagt sie? 668 01:15:25,150 --> 01:15:26,803 One moment, please. 669 01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:30,483 Sie spricht über die Methoden. Es gibt verschiedene... 670 01:15:30,567 --> 01:15:34,066 Ja, ich hab mich für die Pille entschieden. 671 01:15:34,150 --> 01:15:36,411 - Bist du dir sicher? - Ja. 672 01:15:36,775 --> 01:15:38,862 So, with the medication? 673 01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:41,967 Yes. 674 01:15:42,192 --> 01:15:45,236 Alright, let me check the calendar. 675 01:15:46,608 --> 01:15:47,913 Wohin gehst du? 676 01:15:48,108 --> 01:15:50,282 How does it work exactly? 677 01:15:56,733 --> 01:15:58,392 - Hey. - Hey. 678 01:16:05,983 --> 01:16:10,149 - Es tut mir leid wegen gestern. - Ist schon okay. 679 01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:12,581 Nein, ich war echt scheiße. 680 01:16:16,358 --> 01:16:21,141 - Wie geht's dir? - Okay. Mir ist ein bisschen schlecht. 681 01:16:21,817 --> 01:16:23,731 lhr plant jetzt alles? 682 01:16:23,817 --> 01:16:28,608 Ja. Ich will's hinter mich bringen, bevor ich's mir anders überlege. 683 01:16:28,692 --> 01:16:30,519 Bist du dir unsicher? 684 01:16:31,692 --> 01:16:35,866 Ja, ich bin mir ziemlich sicher, aber... Na ja... 685 01:16:46,983 --> 01:16:48,298 Okay. 686 01:16:49,733 --> 01:16:51,012 Ja? 687 01:16:51,525 --> 01:16:55,733 - Wir haben morgen Nachmittag einen Termin. - Okay. 688 01:16:55,817 --> 01:17:01,296 - Aren't you rushing this a bit? - It's not your problem, is it? 689 01:17:03,608 --> 01:17:07,522 - I'm actually here to apologize. - Well then? 690 01:17:11,192 --> 01:17:13,668 Gut. Ich hau ab. 691 01:18:08,275 --> 01:18:09,803 Hello. 692 01:18:18,025 --> 01:18:19,589 Hey. 693 01:18:21,358 --> 01:18:22,673 What's that? 694 01:18:25,192 --> 01:18:28,584 Ich will spazieren gehen. Kommt ihr mit? 695 01:18:29,733 --> 01:18:32,274 - Are you nuts? - What did I do? 696 01:18:32,358 --> 01:18:35,489 - What is this bullshit? - Calm down. 697 01:18:35,692 --> 01:18:36,916 Chloe, kommst du mit? 698 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:42,566 - What the fuck! We're next. - So? It's her decision too, right? 699 01:18:45,525 --> 01:18:47,267 You're fucked up. 700 01:18:50,233 --> 01:18:51,726 Schon okay. 701 01:19:15,192 --> 01:19:18,845 Ist das dein Handtuch? Ich weiß nicht mehr. 702 01:19:21,067 --> 01:19:22,879 Gut. Okay, cool. 703 01:19:29,608 --> 01:19:31,956 - Wer ist das? - Mein Vater. 704 01:19:54,192 --> 01:19:56,983 - Was machst du da? - Das ist meine Miete. 705 01:19:57,067 --> 01:19:59,241 - Wie viel ist das? - 800. 706 01:19:59,692 --> 01:20:01,066 Pro Monat? 707 01:20:08,775 --> 01:20:10,433 Okay, gehen wir. 708 01:20:55,692 --> 01:20:56,805 Dad! 709 01:20:58,192 --> 01:20:59,755 Who's this? 710 01:21:00,483 --> 01:21:02,918 - My daughter? - Nice, right? 711 01:21:06,608 --> 01:21:09,652 - My daughter! - You feel all boney. 712 01:21:10,358 --> 01:21:12,967 - Good to see you. - Same here. 713 01:21:13,650 --> 01:21:16,774 Das ist Chloe. Das ist Robert, mein Vater. 714 01:21:16,858 --> 01:21:18,102 Hello. 715 01:21:18,317 --> 01:21:20,144 Ja, äh... Willkommen. 716 01:21:20,275 --> 01:21:21,580 I'll finish up. 717 01:21:21,942 --> 01:21:23,856 Wir haben auch Beeren. 718 01:21:24,025 --> 01:21:25,020 Kommt! 719 01:21:28,817 --> 01:21:32,149 - How long can you guys stay there? - Till the end of August. 720 01:21:32,233 --> 01:21:35,016 - So you sublet your room? - Yes. 721 01:21:36,108 --> 01:21:38,549 - Why? - Just asking. 722 01:21:39,275 --> 01:21:41,017 We need more chairs. 723 01:21:41,233 --> 01:21:44,566 - Stop it, we're eating now. - We're not hungry. 724 01:21:44,650 --> 01:21:47,399 Then go play somewhere else. 725 01:21:47,608 --> 01:21:51,191 - How's your professor? - Haven't seen him in ages. 726 01:21:51,275 --> 01:21:53,884 - Did you hear me? - We got it. 727 01:21:54,192 --> 01:21:58,975 - Why didn't you go? - I can't stand all the egomaniacs. 728 01:21:59,567 --> 01:22:04,089 - Or maybe it has something to do with you? - No way. 729 01:22:04,525 --> 01:22:10,525 They make films about their fathers or sculptures out of their old toys. 730 01:22:10,900 --> 01:22:15,441 - Who cares about that crap? - Relax and have a potato. 731 01:22:15,525 --> 01:22:19,755 Who cares about it? The people who make it, 732 01:22:19,983 --> 01:22:24,524 - and the people who look at it. - It's group therapy. 733 01:22:24,608 --> 01:22:30,316 They can't handle their own freedom. They should be sent to a labor camp. 734 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:34,441 - Then they'd have something to process. - You've got it figured out, eh? 735 01:22:34,525 --> 01:22:38,439 - You're floating above it all. - Yes, I have. 736 01:22:39,358 --> 01:22:42,816 - That's why I wanna do something else. - And what's that? 737 01:22:42,900 --> 01:22:45,944 - Something like a craft. - A craft? 738 01:22:46,608 --> 01:22:49,858 But you'd actually have to work. Get up early... 739 01:22:49,942 --> 01:22:52,399 - Shut up! - It's not a bad idea. 740 01:22:52,483 --> 01:22:56,397 - Of course you think it's a good idea. - Hey! 741 01:22:57,067 --> 01:22:59,774 - What the heck? - You always agree. 742 01:22:59,858 --> 01:23:02,941 Just to avoid dealing with anything. 743 01:23:03,025 --> 01:23:05,086 So, beer anyone? 744 01:23:07,067 --> 01:23:08,559 Me too. 745 01:24:00,858 --> 01:24:01,853 Danke. 746 01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:28,248 - Eine von denen. - Sollen wir davon welche kaufen? 747 01:24:28,608 --> 01:24:31,358 - Ja. - Fünf Stück kosten nur zwei Euro. 748 01:24:31,442 --> 01:24:33,562 - Echt? - Ja, nimm fünf. 749 01:24:34,108 --> 01:24:35,257 Okay. 750 01:24:39,483 --> 01:24:40,976 Ist die gut? 751 01:24:42,483 --> 01:24:44,355 Sind die gut? Ja? 752 01:24:57,525 --> 01:24:58,934 Echt jetzt? 753 01:25:15,317 --> 01:25:18,274 Here we are in our birthing space. 754 01:25:18,567 --> 01:25:22,915 This is our biggest room. Don't be shy, come on in. 755 01:25:23,900 --> 01:25:26,774 The women have plenty of space here 756 01:25:26,858 --> 01:25:30,566 to move around and try all the different positions. 757 01:25:30,650 --> 01:25:34,816 An upright position helps the baby to move downward 758 01:25:34,900 --> 01:25:36,816 through the birthing canal. 759 01:25:36,900 --> 01:25:41,688 Feel free to try everything out. I'll be right back. 760 01:25:47,108 --> 01:25:50,889 Das ist wie in 'nem Hippie-Fitnessstudio. 761 01:26:04,567 --> 01:26:10,765 If you're interested in giving birth here put your name on this list. 762 01:26:10,983 --> 01:26:15,629 Then we'd meet for a first interview and sit down 763 01:26:16,025 --> 01:26:19,608 and make sure this is really the right place for you. 764 01:26:19,692 --> 01:26:23,816 We'd also check if there are any medical reasons 765 01:26:23,900 --> 01:26:28,683 - not to give birth in a birthing house. - Okay, thanks. 766 01:26:33,942 --> 01:26:35,316 Well? 767 01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:45,556 I'll fill it out, right? 768 01:27:02,942 --> 01:27:06,858 Okay. AIso wenn die kommen, kommen die von da. 769 01:27:06,942 --> 01:27:11,649 Du kannst hier oder da drüben stehen. Wenn sie kommen, rufst du mich an, okay? 770 01:27:11,733 --> 01:27:12,728 Okay. 771 01:27:20,483 --> 01:27:22,136 Malt ihr da drüben? 772 01:27:22,317 --> 01:27:24,378 Hey, don't point. 773 01:27:24,608 --> 01:27:28,000 - Nicht zeigen. - Scheiße, tut mir leid. 774 01:27:29,150 --> 01:27:30,845 Let's go. 775 01:27:32,358 --> 01:27:34,149 Hast du's verstanden? 776 01:27:34,233 --> 01:27:35,264 Sicher? 777 01:28:40,817 --> 01:28:42,060 Wasser? 778 01:28:42,983 --> 01:28:43,978 Danke. 779 01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:53,233 - Ist dir immer noch schlecht? - Nur ein bisschen. 780 01:28:53,317 --> 01:28:56,149 Soll ich dir 'ne Wärmflasche machen? 781 01:28:56,233 --> 01:28:58,295 Nein, alles gut. Danke. 782 01:28:59,900 --> 01:29:02,422 Stellst du die Flasche dahin? 783 01:29:12,650 --> 01:29:16,066 Wisst ihr, wenn ich so darüber nachdenke, 784 01:29:16,150 --> 01:29:19,281 vielleicht ist ein Kind nicht genug. 785 01:29:19,692 --> 01:29:23,345 Ich meine, was ist das Wichtigste im Leben? 786 01:29:24,233 --> 01:29:27,358 Für Menschen ist es das Überleben des Clans. 787 01:29:27,442 --> 01:29:29,847 This isn't the Stone Age. 788 01:29:30,067 --> 01:29:31,983 Nein, aber damals haben sie 789 01:29:32,067 --> 01:29:36,149 wegen der Mammuts und Tiger viele Kinder gebraucht. 790 01:29:36,233 --> 01:29:39,524 - Jetzt braucht man nur zwei. - Warum zwei? 791 01:29:39,608 --> 01:29:41,316 Um die DNS zu erhalten. 792 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:42,549 What? 793 01:29:42,775 --> 01:29:46,149 Mit zwei Kindern erhält man zwei Mal 50% der eigenen DNS. 794 01:29:46,233 --> 01:29:48,581 In der nächsten Generation. 795 01:29:48,692 --> 01:29:51,691 Aber dann vermischt sich das und... 796 01:29:51,775 --> 01:29:53,024 ...verschwindet. 797 01:29:53,108 --> 01:29:56,941 Ja, um unsterblich zu werden, muss man klonen. 798 01:29:57,025 --> 01:29:59,982 Ich will nicht unsterblich werden. 799 01:30:04,442 --> 01:30:05,970 Seid ihr müde? 800 01:30:08,275 --> 01:30:11,399 Ich glaube, ich kann noch nicht schlafen. 801 01:30:11,483 --> 01:30:13,397 Willst du eine Valium? 802 01:30:14,650 --> 01:30:16,629 - Hast du eine? - Ja. 803 01:30:16,858 --> 01:30:19,228 - Hast du auch zwei? - Ja. 804 01:30:21,025 --> 01:30:22,092 Okay. 805 01:30:44,858 --> 01:30:46,517 Thanks. 806 01:30:46,858 --> 01:30:48,424 Gibst du mir eine? 807 01:30:56,108 --> 01:30:57,352 Danke. 808 01:31:10,317 --> 01:31:11,311 Danke. 54277

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