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Dad I want one.
No I don't want to hear your mom complain.
Let's go somewhere else.
Too loud here. The baby is crying.
Let's go. Almost countdown time.
Let's dance.
Tired already?
Cee, say something to your brother.
I will post it on Facebook.
Happy Birthday!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
10... 9... 8...
7... 6... 5... 4...
3... 2... 1...
3... 2... 1...
Happy New Year!
6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1
Happy New Year!
You're not supposed to use the cell phone in here.
Have you come to confess your sins, my child?
No!
So what are you doing here?
Because the wind is too strong outside,
so I think it's not against the law to wait inside for a while.
Well,
it's been a while, hasn't it?
Jerk!
I already made a copy of the key.
I will swing by Rite Aid for a sec.
OK?
Can you please spare 50 cents?
Just wait 3 minutes.
A kid or instant noodles?
I'm confused. What does it mean?
I told you already. I am not pregnant.
Yay...
not pregnant... not pregnant.
I have some good news too.
Say hello to NYU kid, Baby!!!
Pretty slick, right?
So my dad will stop threatening to not send money.
It would be really slick if you spelled your faculty correctly.
Huh?
Business not Busyness.
Damn man!
Fuck!
So how do I spell that?
You should save your energy to help me unpack.
I am unpacking. Can't you tell?
What?! You don't even have a damn cat!
You're fucking paranoid.
Chanel! Shut up!!!
Who the fuck was it?
Baby, you're paranoid. Come on!
Fuck you!!!
You already did, man!
Like this and this. Wooow hoo... remember that?
Get the fuck out!!!
Fuck you!
Fabio slept with someone else.
How did you know?
He said his cat scratched him.
Why the hell would a cat bit his nipple!
Don't stress.
Herbal remedies can take the edge off.
Whatever!
Baby...
Let me take you to heaven.
"You're already did man!" Haha...
He's funny.
Por bought a new bed.
Selling weed must earn damn well.
Want to sell some?
Are you crazy!
Seriously.
Come on... he's been wanting to meet up.
This is NYPD! You're under arrest mothafucka!
NYPD my ass. You mathafucka!
What the hell are you painting for... renovating?
Not renovating dude. I am moving out, bitch!
Huh?
If I don't paint the room,
Jose won't return my deposit.
Are you moving far?
In case I miss you and want to visit.
Not far just back to Thailand.
Going back with me,
let's go?
I'm hungry. You're welcome to tag along.
Are you going back for good?
Why such a hurry?
It's personal. None of your business, OK?
And when you're gone whom will I buy weed from?
Craving for weed, are you?
Of course.
You're looking quite pale.
Sorry but I've taken a vow of piety.
What?
I am clean now dude!
See for yourself. Over there take a look.
You threw away all the good stuff?
See, Amigo!?
Finito, no more!
I stopped buying, stopped smoking,
and stop selling. Amazing right?
Did you hit your head or something?
You should too Jack.
It's almost New Year.
Start off with a clean slate.
Stop all the bad shit.
Quit getting high.
Trust me. Life's short.
Just give me the dealer's card. I will deal directly.
Did you hear me?
If you want it, you gotta get it from someone else.
Why are you getting all worked up?
Mid-life crisis?
I'm on the rag.
It's mine now.
I've been eyeing this for long time.
Hey you look familiar.
Have we met somewhere?
Probably passed each other inside this building.
No.
Are you an actress back in Thailand?
Hey what's this?
Nail gun.
Damn heavy. Too lazy to take it back.
Cool. May I have it?
Go ahead.
Don't shoot yourself in the balls
and then email me to complain.
Shit! One number is missing!
Sheez, is that smell coming from your dog or your mouth?
Gosh!
What the hell is that?
The dealer's name card.
Por stopped dealing.
So I have to call them myself.
Wow, drug dealers have name cards too? Cool!
But the last digit is missing.
There are 10 possibilities. Take a guess.
Which number do you like babe?
3
Why 3?
For New Year.
So when you add 3 then it will be 2013.
That's so dope.
How about 4? So it will be next year.
You are not helpful.
Hello?
Hello, is that Mr. Jesus?
It's Hesus, Genius.
Jack!
Jack! - Huh?
It's nearing countdown
and you're already acting like a junkie.
Yeah...
You must need a fix. Come here
and make yourself useful.
You should know for a sinner like me,
doing any good is useless.
The hell is this?
A dog's menstrual gravy?
Your mother's!
Damn you! - Asshole!
Bitch. Damn!
You've never had blood pudding?
It's a sacred dish.
Careful, you could lose your head for calling it that.
Who did you say wants to give me head?
Hey! - What?
Hey you still going to temple with me on New Year's?
I'm counting down tonight. Lazy to get up.
You suck! - What's up?
Bee,
can you go with my aunt for me?
She is your aunt, not mine.
Fail. - Jerk.
Jack when will the dealer arrive?
He said around 9 pm. Which is in
10... 9...
Damn he's a person not a microwave.
6... 5... 4...
3... 2... 1
Feliz ano nuevo, Senior!
Haha I'm Hesus.
And welcome to the night of your life.
Aww man,
I got another story for y'all too.
So as a dealer, right.
I'm gonna do some quality control sometimes,
you know what I'm sayin'.
All I got to do is just sit my ass down and make sure that y'all happy with my shit.
There's this one time, there's this chic.
I don't remember her freaking name man.
She's like some white college kid with a rich dad,
you know how it is, right?
She called me up one day man,
and she said she got my number from a friend
and I was like I don't give a fuck where you got my number from,
as long as you're willing to buy, I'm willing to sell, right?
You know what I mean?!
Bam!
Make it explode, man!
Bam!
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about.
So that night I went to her place on 5th freaking Ave., OK?
It's one of them three bedrooms types man, with a Central park view.
I was holy shit!
This place is swanky as fudge!
So, anyway what happen was
she got bombed after the second joint.
And um... Oh my god! She was like she's going crazy.
She's talking shit like
she wanna go to the freaking beach
and I was like Wait! Wait! Wait!
Let's talk about this.
Before you could say anything.
She jumped over her couch and started to pack her bag!
I'm like Oh my god!
Do I really wanna go to the freaking beach with this bitch?
Freezing my ass off outside on a new year freaking eve!
No way, right?
Before I could freaking do anything.
Before I could stop her.
She jumped out from the closet...
in a freaking bikini!!!
Was she hot or what?
Was she hot?
Yeah!
Pictures this man,
Jabba the hut Haha!
In princess Leah's gold bikini!
The hell is he talking about?
Jabba Pizza hut? The hell is that?
I don't know but it's making me super hungry. Damn!
The worst part of it man...
you know the worst part of it...
She said she has money,
but she freaking lied!
She's just a freaking freeloader man!
I was pissed off! Man! Pissed off!
And what did you do about it?
What I do about it? Nothing!
I just strangled her
and dumped the body in the Hudson.
"Kerplunk"
But you guys ain't have to worry about that shit man.
I ain't going to do tha shit to you
because you guys are cool.
Asians are always my best customers, man.
Asian rules, man.
That's fine, That's fine. - Come on, come on give me.
Bam!
Yeah... I like that, I like that.
So uh... You guys said you guys from Taiwan, right?
Taiwan, your daddy!
Thailand man! From Thailand.
Potato patato Same shit same difference.
And um... you guys obviously are a couple right? You guys are together.
What are you guys doing in New York anyway, studying or some shit?
She she she,
she got a PHD up her ass all the time,
If you know what I mean.
Up your father's ass!
I study fashion design.
But this guy right here, he still hanging out in a Language school,
after 3 fucking years in New York!
What for? His Tinglish is fine to me,
I understand what he said.
And he also can speak 2 languages,
Thai and Mexican.
Futamalay, Margarita, El ninyo.
Oh shit, Yeah man!
I like the way you jive man!
Seriously man!
My dad wants me to study some MBA shit,
but you know that it's not my type.
Right.
So, I decided to find the inspiration first.
Inspiration?
By smoke in this shit?!
By smoke in this shit?!
Yeah! Yeah! Hi five. That's what I'm talking about.
C'mon don't be upset Jack.
Hang in there.
I'm not upset. I'm going to take a piss! Want to help me hold it?
Shit!
So, What about you?
What's your plan?
Not sure!
This is only my first year in New York.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
But everyone gotta have a reason to come in here, right?
Are you homeland security or what?
Damn!
I'm just making a conversation, Baby.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Do you remember Fai?
She saw Fabio and his new girl at the Circle.
Look at her!
Even on the side she looks just like a lizard.
You think I am beautiful?
The most!
What? What is it?
Do you think I'm sexy?
Damn! Mamacita! Totally baby.
Muah!
I just had a broken heart.
My boyfriend dumped me for this bitch!
Oh shit!
What the hell is that, man?
Is that a cross between a bull frog and a monkey?
I told you Italians just bone you and dump you.
You know it all huh.
Hey, hey... listen!
I think I might have something to cheer you up!!
You ready?!
Yeah!
You guys ready for this?
You guys ready?
Wait for...
wait for...
coming up anytime now.
Bam! Bam! Bam!
There it is baby!
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
Let's see! - Booooooo... no no no...
No! Come on.
Here me out. Let me explain myself to you.
There is a lot more in this book than you think.
Come on. Just hear me out man.
Shh!
Thank you!
I was saving my self this shit, tonight.
But fuck it!
Well! Well! Well!
Ladies and gentle fuckin' men,
I present to you the best kind of weed you'll find in the land of the free.
And I'll call it...
"The Enlightenment".
Fucking fancy name!
So how much for it man?
Money? Who the fuck is talking money, man.
This shit is on the fucking house, son.
You're the man!
Thanks for saving me from a very sad and
lonely countdown tonight.
Quit your whinning
and suck it up bitch.
You didn't give me some.
Oops!
We share this.
Baby Bee, it's your turn.
No, I think I'm good for tonight.
What?
Hey, it's free why don't you try it?
Are you a Miss universe or something?
Why worry about your image all the time?
Pam you've had enough.
Tomorrow you got to wake up early to go to temple.
Gosh!
Since this evening
how many sins have you committed already?
It's not that!
But how do we know what he spiked that with?
Did you know $1,400 of our money is missing?
Aren't you concerned?
What's going on?
We just got robbed man!
Somebody broke in and stole our money.
Don't tell him, Jack.
We don't know who he is.
We can't trust him.
Yeah how can we trust him.
And how about you?
What are you trying to say?
Can I trust you?
I don't know who you are, where you are from.
I ask and you never tell me.
We've been friends for a while,
but I don't really know who she is!
Stop it, Pam.
She don't even have Facebook!
Dunno what she's trying to hide...
Like she's a Thai superstar, you know?
Only came to America to get something done!
Shut the fuck up!
Take it easy, man!
Just calm down!
This is the reason why I'm here tonight.
Me and this little dude will take you
and guide you to the light at the end of the tunnel.
This is so much fun!!!
Shit a cockroach!
I'm freaking out over here.
Don't waste it, Man!
Damn you cockroach!
I will get Chanel the dog to eat some.
You know
Chanel bites everything she sees.
I leave my Chanel bag
in the room
and Chanel bites the Chanel bag.
Yo man! What's wrong with her?
She's talking about her dog;
that dog likes to bite her stuff all the time.
Oh what?!!
Shit man!! I used to have a dog like that too!
So, you know what I did about that?
What did you do?
I'm gonna tell you what I did to that dog.
Every time he bit something of mine,
I yanked out one of his teeth.
Seriously man, that shit works like magic!
I have this couch, right? Very comfortable couch man!
One of my fucking favorite, OK?
I just sit down, relax and enjoy myself every now and again.
So this one time man, I came back home and
found this God damn dog chewing on my couch.
I got so fucking pissed off.
I lost my mind and I didn't know what to do.
I went straight into the fucking garage, man.
The first thing I could find is the freaking tool box
and got myself a pair of pliers.
Then I went back inside the house
and tried looking for the damn dog, then I found the damn dog
and caught it by it's neck.
It's yelling and struggling and fighting for it's life and it's growing crazy.
I grabbed it and lifted it up in the air
and bang right into the table
and stuck my pliers in its mouth
and pulled it's teeth out one by one.
What is he talking about?
Come on man!
Don't look at me like that.
It's a pretty simple solution!
You don't behave yourself, somebody is gonna put you in
and I did not come up with that, sis!
I did not come up with that, bro!
God came up with that.
When people get stupid, what do you get?
You get Volcanos,
you get Earthquakes,
you get fucking Tsunamis, you freaking name it
and guess what?!
Believe it or not,
it is an act of love.
What the hell is wrong with you?
The holy ghost possessed you?
Better give him the money so he can go already.
Hey dude! - Yo!
I'll go get you the money.
Um...
Yo! It's all good man! We can hang out here all night.
We're having fun, so far. I haven't...
We have to go to school in the morning man!
Right, yeah yeah yeah...
School!
On new year's morning.
And why you got a lie to me like that, my man?
Psych,
I'm just fucking with you, man.
Now I don't give it shit what you do with your private life.
You can do what the fuck you want.
Listen man! It's a pleasure, doing business with you man!
Why the hell did you squeeze so damn hard?
Well little fella... It's time to say goodbye!
No,
don't kill it.
Say what?
Could you just let it go, please!
And why would I wanna do that?
Because it's a sin to kill something.
What?
What's so funny?
It's you!
Let me tell you something about these fuckers,
they don't learn shit!
And if you let them go,
they're gonna keep on coming back
and that's so fucking annoying me!!
You expecting someone?
No!
Shit my Fucking luck! We're in fucking trouble man!
What do you mean?
The cops man! The cops are following me!
I'm building the suspense.
Bathroom?
There.
Come on man!
Come! Hurry! Quickly quickly...
Hey... why are you throwing it away?
He said the cops are coming.
C'mon Jack help!
Hey Jesus, what should I do?
You ordered pizza?
Or is this Padthai?
Why didn't you tell me?
You got to see Jesus's face.
He ran as if it was a Tsunami coming.
Hesus! You can come out.
It's just a fucking pizza!!
Hesus! Hesus! Hesus! Hesus!
Oh shit!
This is NYPD, you're arrested!
You got me good!
Big like a buffalo but such a chicken shit.
He looks like he's about the cry.
Wooooow... Don't cry big boy.
It's not funny man! Come on man!
That's gonna be cops or some shit!
Stop laughing at him.
Oh shit! What do you think now?!
You still think this is funny?
I got this baby!
This is not gonna be funny.
But it's gonna be fucking hilarious!!
Contender number one,
Mr. Iron man.
Iron man!
We'll see about that!
Hit me baby one more time!
Oh, absolutely baby!
Stop!
Jack, just give him the money. So he can get out of here.
Just take the money and leave!
Gosh that hurts!
My ears are ringing now.
Shit! It's not number 3.
How can you be here?
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm doing what I came here to do.
Wait! Just take the money.
Fancy wallet, your family must be rich.
I can call my dad to get you more money in the morning!
Just leave, man!!
How much is your wallet?
I don't know.
I said how much is your wallet?
I said $300 bucks.
What?
$300 bucks.
What?
300
Are you out of your mind Jack?
What kind of wallet is that expensive?
Why didn't you give that money to the damn beggar!
Come here now!
Your dad sent you to study
but what did you do with all the money?
You used it to buy weed, right?
Ouch ouch ouch!
To get a stupid earring, right?
Ouch ouch ouch!
Why did you have to do this?
Where is your stupid tattoo?
Anything to show me?
If your parents find out, they will have heart attack.
Asshole!
Enough.
Turn around now!
Your dad's factory went bankrupt
to send a stupid shit head like you here.
Who the hell are you?
I...
am...
your...
father.
My dad sent you here?
What's wrong with you?
Are you using your brain or foot to think?
What kind of father sends someone to beat up his kid?
Why didn't it pause?
What's up sis,
you aren't laughing anymore?
Because it isn't funny.
I see.
I'll fix that.
Like this?
Laugh. I told you to laugh!
If you don't, I will kick him to death...
I said laugh!
Laughing?
This is crying.
I said laugh... laugh now...
hahahahaha...
laugh...
911. What's your emergency?
Hello?
Sir, are you there?
Do you remember the story about the dog?
Want to know the ending?
3 months passed then
it stopped biting
because I pulled out all its teeth.
Creative, right?
I'm so sorry for laughing at you.
You can take whatever you want.
What if I want to have you now,
can I?
So you like it rough?
Come here!
I haven't done anything to you.
Come here. Where are you going?
Come here.
That's enough.
That's all you've got?
It's so itchy.
Oops!
You've got to chill.
This is for being a very, very naughty boy every fucking year!!!
Breathe motherfucker!
Breathe!!! Haha...
Shit! He can't breathe.
Wait Jack.
Wait for what? He will die.
What if he gets up?
Huh? - What do you want me to do then?
Jack.
Go.
Go.
I said go. Go!
Help!
Help!
Help! Anybody help!
Damn it.
Help!
Open up. Help.
I'm tired. Don't make me use force.
Be nice and open up?
I will give you 3 seconds to decide.
Please don't hurt my dog.
3!
Mommy! Please help Chanel!
Please don't hurt my dog. I'm begging you.
2!
Open! Open!
Mommy... open the door for me please.
You don't love me anymore?
1!
Open!
Help!
Somebody hear me?
I'm stuck in here.
You're not supposed to use a cell phone in here.
Give it up?
Wake up? Wake up?
I got questions for you guys.
What do prisoners on death row do before being executed?
The cops are on the way.
What did you just say?
The neighbors already heard me.
The cops are on the way.
You didn't answer my question.
Why do prisoners confess their sins before being executed?
So that they can be forgiven
and their souls can enter heaven.
Oops!
My bad.
So your souls can be damned to hell.
Hmm, so who wants to go first?
Pam... do you have anything to confess?
If you don't hurry I will start counting down.
Please don't hurt me.
There's money in my room if you want.
Jack... Bee... I am sorry.
Sorry for what? Say it!
I'm the one who stole the money.
Why don't you tell your friends what did you do with it?
Don't be ashamed.
They have the right to know.
I used all the money from my mom
to buy clothes at Woodberry.
Fabio said that I'm not pretty.
I didn't want him to dump me.
I didn't want to be alone.
Stupid!
Now your turn handsome.
I want some real drama, OK?
No basic shit like I slept with a girl
and dumped her.
I am a bad son.
Louder!
Louder!
I'm an ungrateful son!
Louder! Louder...
or I will shoot you dead right now!
I'm an ungrateful son.
I've lied to my parents all this time.
I'm sorry.
See that wasn't so hard.
I didn't need to yell.
OK, now is your chance.
Take it!
Hello? - Hello dad. Help me.
What's wrong with you? Why do you have to yell?
Nothing dad.
I just called to talk.
Dad... I have something to confess.
Can you hear me?
What now?
All the money that you've sent me,
I didn't use it for tuition fees.
I spent it all partying.
I haven't been accepted to college yet.
Jack
you've been there for 3 years
and still haven't been accepted?
I had to sell the factory to send you to study.
You know that!
I'm sorry dad. I'm so sorry.
Enough.
Skype him next time
so you don't waste your father's money.
Pam... Jack...
Look at me. I'm talking to you.
Are the both of you sure
what you confessed are your worst sins?
Anything else to confess?
Confused or you don't get my question?
Let me get to the point.
Do the two of you have anything to confess to Bee?
Jack just say it.
Tell Bee.
You're a girl, you tell her.
Shit you're a man, go ahead.
Enough!
I will tell then.
2 days ago
these two were drunk and slept together.
Is that about right?
Bee...
I'm sorry.
It's your fault Jack.
I was hella drunk that night.
You were not even drunk. You came on to me first.
I was doing my own thing.
Cut it out. - Damn it.
Enough. Enough.
Stop throwing shit on each other.
But when you guys did it.
It was like...
Oh Jack... wait...
I am about to cum...
Your sins pale in comparison.
Her secret is the most shocking.
She has a lot to tell.
Turn around now.
Let's talk.
You have anything you want to confess to your two friends?
Say it. Spit it out.
Jackie...
Hey!
Jack.
Jack.
Are you in there?
Shit. Why is your face all messed up?
What the hell happened to your face?
I had a fight with my girl.
Is your girl here?
I found out something about her.
I wasn't sure at first
because she cut her hair.
So I looked for some proof
and I found this old Thai newspaper.
I think
you have to read it yourself.
You go take a shit.
Oh wait. I forgot my stuff.
Is she in here?
Why didn't you tell me! Damn it.
Bee, I was messing with you.
Just clowning.
I'm really high right now.
Bee... are you mad?
Nailed it.
Let's see if there is any interesting news happening in Thailand?
Towns folk saw lucky numbers on buffalo with 2 heads...
typical.
Rape... happens everyday.
Millionaire kills 5
when ex-wife didn't return... gosh.
Bingo!!
Sad New Years news.
Female speedster crashed car and killed whole family.
At high speed the car veered off and crashed.
A pretty girl was seen fleeing the scene.
Enough.
The reckless driver is the daughter of a famous politician.
4 people killed.
The victims' son flew back from England
to attend the funeral today.
A person claiming to be the driver of the car came forward to police.
The girl's father found a scapegoat. The case has gone quiet
since the scapegoat took the fall. - I said enough.
Enough.
Bee you're so famous
why didn't you tell me. I'm a fan of your work.
Can I have an autograph please?
Leave me alone.
It was an accident.
What do you want from me?
So this is why?
Their family sent you here, right?
You guys called me.
Stop asking me questions.
Why are bad people so hard to kill.
Luckily I always come prepared.
Namo Amitabha
I didn't mean to.
Namo Amitabha
Your country is predominantly Buddhist right?
The 5 precepts you know?
Have you learned it?
Let me take a piss first.
Okay, I will give you guys a chance to get out of this.
Clean your toilet sometimes.
It's gross.
You have to recite all 5 precepts
and if you get them all right,
I will let you live.
But if you recite 1 word wrong
I will kill all of you,
OK?
Or you want help?
So I can blow your brains out right now.
I observe the precept of abstaining from the destruction of life.
Oh, that's very good.
You can recite it but can't follow it.
What is the 2nd precept baby?
Please don't do anything to me.
I really don't know.
Please don't hurt me.
Oh come here.
It's okay.
Take it easy.
You don't know that's OK.
Just repeat after me.
I observe the precept of...
I said repeat after me. Do it now.
I... observe... the... precept... of...
abstaining from taking that which is not given.
Abstaining... from... taking... that... which... is... not... given.
I observe the precept of abstaining from taking that which is not given.
The 3rd precept is for you.
It indirectly applies to you.
Recite the 3rd precept for your punk ass friends to hear.
I observe the precept of abstaining from sexual misconduct.
Wow excellent.
Did you get an A when you studied Buddhism?
Now it's your turn.
Let me hear the 4th precept.
Idiot!
I will recite it for you and you better remember it.
I observe the precept of abstaining from falsehood...
I observe the precept of abstaining from falsehood.
Can you remember it?
Can you remember it?
And now our show has arrived at our finale.
The 3 contestants will have to recite the 5th precepts altogether.
Everybody ready?
If you are then let's hear it!
I... observe... the... precept... of...
Again! Start from the top.
This time loud and clear!
I... observe... the... precept... of... abstaining... from... intoxicants...
that... cloud... the... mind...
Wrong!
I will give you...
one last chance.
I... observe... the... precept... of...
I... observe... the... precept... of...
abstaining... from... intoxicants... that...
cloud... the... mind... and... cause carelessness...
Oh easy now.
Let's discuss this.
Damn it!
Damn it! Let me go!
(English News... )
"Revelations chapter 20 verse 13"
"The sea gave up the dead that were in it,"
"and death and Hades gave up the dead that were in them,"
"and each person was judged"
"according to what he had done"
Who are you?
Why are you doing this to us?
So now you wanna know who I am...
I'm a volcano!
I'm an earthquake!
I'm a fucking Tsunami!
And I'm here to sweep all the motherfuckers like you from the face of the Earth
and clean up all the freaking mess you made!!!
Please... please stop it.
Please let me go.
I can't take this anymore.
Please let me go. Please let me go...
OK, tell me
why I should let you live.
Tell me one good reason.
Why do you have the right to continue living on this Earth?
You can't tell me, right?
But I have...
4 reasons why I cannot let you live any longer.
Do you have anything to confess?
Bee.
What else do you want me to say?
Anything that you haven't said.
So once you die you will have no regret.
She didn't die yet.
Say what?
When the car crashed
the girl didn't die right away.
You left her there to die?
You left her laying there to die?
She's a person not a dog.
If you hurried and sent her to the hospital
maybe she would still be alive now.
Enough! Just shoot me.
Shoot me now!
Okay, I will give it to you.
I will let you choose between...
killing me or...
shooting yourself in the head now.
Choose. The golden hour has arrived. Here.
Why think so much? If you shoot me
once the cops arrive
you just say that I killed those 3.
And it was self-defense.
Then your parents can hire a lawyer to clean this shit up for you
and you can flee to another country again.
Start new life.
You walk away scot-free like you did before.
Happy ending?
Stop thinking so much. Here... okay?
Just a tap of fingers and it will all be over.
It's so easy to kill a person.
You're a professional.
(English News)
This special promotion expires on New Year's.
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My gosh,
so hard to kill.
Human beings and cockroaches are the same.
So damn useless.
Just try to get by day after day.
Jack.
You're okay?
Are you hurt?
Bee...
What the hell happened last night?
It happened to all of you right?
You too right?
Damn Jack.
I went to eat in Chinatown
and got this for you.
What took you so long?
Watching too much porn huh.
Your nose is bleeding.
Hello?
Dad did I call you last night?
No... are you OK?
Mom...
What is it sweetie?
I have something to confess.
I spent all your money on shopping.
I didn't get into college yet.
I stole my friend's money.
I am sorry dad.
I am sorry mom.
I didn't mean to.
Bee... where are you going?
Home.
Which home?
Maybe Mercy home.
I am not sure.
Have you thought it through?
I already bought a ticket online.
Damn Pam...
your nose is dripping all over my back!
Asshole.
Be good Jack.
I will have to tell Jose about the lift.
What about?
It's super slow. Missing a button too.
Do you know what death row prisoners do before execution?
Confess their sins.
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Happy New Year Y'all!
Be good...
or be gone!
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