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You still mad about
the winter ball thing?
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Guess so!
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Are the comments disabled?
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-Yes
-Why?
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Yo, Honeybear! This is Ash!
Yo, good news, she is gay!
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It's okay, she's just shy.
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- Why would you lie?
- Yes, I lied, okay? Fuck.
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Some girl wants to destroy
me, and she's just using this
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"Me Too" shit because
she knows it'll work.
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Maybe I can do something.
What's her name?
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Maybe you and I should shoot
some clips one of these days.
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Yeah.
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I have something
to confess. I liked the girl.
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Wow! I fuckin' knew it, bro.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Why are y'all not eating any pancakes?
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- Come on.
- I've got a French fry.
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Dip a pancake in the ketchup.
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- You gotta eat the pancakes.
- You eat them.
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- You eat the pancakes.
- I'm gonna get constipated.
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Diners always got the longest menus.
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- Have you noticed that?
- Dinosaurs?
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- Diners.
- Oh.
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Dinosaurs got some long-ass menus, bro.
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Dinosaurs do have menus.
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- They do?
- Where?
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- On the dinosaur train.
- Oh, my God.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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She's stoned.
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What are you...
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Fuck, bro!
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It's Janay's birthday
today, and I forgot again.
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So what are you gonna do?
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I don't know.
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I don't really have
money for anything fancy,
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so... I thought I'd just
gift her with my presence.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You should do something special.
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Um...
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maybe I can give her
one of your weed pens?
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Could I have one?
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Yeah, sure.
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Yo.
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Guys, where'd I leave my pens?
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Did you take 'em from
the park when we left?
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Shit!
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Okay, I have to go
back and look for them.
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I'm gonna... I'm gonna go with her.
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- Oh, no, it's okay. I got the tab.
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- For real?
- Yeah, I got it.
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Thank you.
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- Thanks.
- Bye.
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Bye.
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Hey, you!
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You can't smoke here!
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- What's wrong with you?
- I'm... I'm sorry.
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I'm from Ohio.
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I don't know the rules out here.
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Put it out!
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Okay, I'll go outside
and I'll put it out.
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♪ It's hypnotism ♪
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♪ When you look at
me with those eyes ♪
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♪ Got me ♪
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♪ I'm drunk on love ♪
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♪ High on ♪
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♪ And I'm through ♪
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♪ I'm addicted ♪
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♪ Waiting for your touch ♪
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♪ Conflicted ♪
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♪ Don't know if it's too much ♪
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♪ My body can't handle this dosage ♪
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♪ I'm overdosing ♪
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♪ I'm scared of the fall ♪
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♪ I can't seem to love enough ♪
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♪ Surely fall ♪
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♪ With you, I'd just be surviving ♪
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♪ I'm high on you ♪
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♪ Now I'm sober ♪
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♪ And I'm through ♪
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Like, got it shot up or
took hash or some shit.
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Yeah, for real.
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Smoking, you pass out before you die.
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That's why alcohol...
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All the other shit's way more dangerous.
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But this shit? Look.
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- How much you think that is?
- Well...
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How smacked are we
right now? Smacked.
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- So you don't need that many.
- Those are my pens.
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- What?
- Look.
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These could very well be your pens.
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We found them on the ground.
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- Exactly, they're fucking mine!
- Okay, hold up. I wasn't done.
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Well, I know they're not your pens.
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- How do you know that?
- That makes no sense at all.
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Because you just fucking said that!
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- We're smoking right now.
- If you knew that they were your pens,
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you wouldn't be having this
conversation with me right now.
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Yo, why the fuck are you trying
to, like, ruin my life right now?
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You're right.
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- You're upsetting me, and it sucks.
- Listen, y'all.
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It's not me you have
to worry about, okay?
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Oh, yeah. I'm not worried about you.
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I don't wanna have to call my plug
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and tell him to come here
and fuck y'all up, you heard?
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- Yeah, he's no joke.
- Oh, your plug?
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- Yeah?
- Oh, really?
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Just give me what you
have left and we're cool.
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- Or what?
- Cool?
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- What are you gonna do?
- Call my shit.
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Give me the fucking pens.
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Alright, all right, all right.
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I'm not trying to get into any trouble.
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I don't wanna get beat up or anything.
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- She's not gonna beat you up.
- So here you go.
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- Come on.
- I'm so sorry.
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You owe me $50 for each
of these fucking pens.
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Give me that.
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You should owe us 50 for
each we just gave back.
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- One more, one more.
- Fuck y'all!
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Fuck you!
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What?
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Damn!
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Here.
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Might as well.
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Fucked anyways.
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Is your plug really scary?
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It's fucking Farouk.
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Oh.
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What if, like, old people
get slower as they get older,
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so instead of slow
motion, it's old motion?
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So they'd be like...
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"Oh, shit,"
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'cause it's in slow motion,
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and it'd just be mad...
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Oh, sh... shit!
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What?
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Fucking heart attack.
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Oh.
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What do I do?
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Go say hi.
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So I'll just be like,
"Hey, hello, what's good?"
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That's exactly what
you're supposed to do.
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All right, just... just... First of all,
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be your charming Honeybear self.
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Like, smile, but not too
much. You'll seem desperate.
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And she's a regular person.
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You're talking to a regular human being.
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Confidence. You have it.
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You got this.
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- I don't know.
- She's coming.
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- Okay.
- You got it.
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So you're coming with me, right?
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No, I have to handle this Farouk thing.
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I'll... I promise, I'll
holl... I'll hit you up later.
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- What?
- Check your phone.
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I'll hit you up later.
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She loves you. She already loves you.
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She does.
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_
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_
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Shut up!
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Happy birthday!
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Bro, who's Tyler?
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Some nerd with one less balloon.
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Happy birthday, bitch.
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What are you trying to do today?
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I'm gonna get my nails
done. You wanna come?
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Yeah, let's go, Tyler.
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Kay, total is $7.70...
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♪ Dope ♪
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Huh!
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♪ I be ballin' ♪
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♪ Like a motherfuckin' pro ♪
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Like a motherfuckin' pro!
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♪ I be ballin' ♪
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♪ Like my nigga Mo ♪
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Bamba!
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Bamba!
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♪ Sheck Wes ♪
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♪ Got so many flows ♪
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♪ I do it all ♪
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Yo, please keep my ring,
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middle, and index fingers short.
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Please. Please.
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You're hilarious.
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What, I gotta keep my
working fingers short, bruh.
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That eye roll was kind of homophobic.
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Girl, I gay too.
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Oh, shit, my bad.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's valid, though.
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Hi, how are...
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Uh, listen, I...
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I didn't mean anything
fucked up going...
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Like, when I went into
Winter Bowl the other day.
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Like, I had plans with the other guys,
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Philip and them, and...
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But I can see why you guys were upset,
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and I feel bad,
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so I'm sorry.
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There's no "you guys." It's just me.
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We're good. We don't have beef.
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Okay. Huh.
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It's gonna be $38.33.
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Um... I actually don't want that.
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I just want the water.
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Okay.
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Wait... uh, just the water bottle?
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Yeah.
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All right, you can have
it. Just... it's on me.
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Thanks.
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Could you bring it a little closer?
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Damn, you got Internet addiction
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like a motherfucker, yo.
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I'm just checking something.
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Thanks.
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Thank you.
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Hey, let's get bubble tea after this.
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Yeah.
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- Hey, girl, can I buy you a bubble tea?
- No.
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Yo, Janay, they got that
lychee jelly shit, bro,
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and that pudding stuff.
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Oh, my God. I love bubble tea.
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What flavor are you gonna get?
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Yo, hello? What flavor
are you gonna get?
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Yo, actually, I'm good on boba.
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Let's just go to Knickerbocker.
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What are you talking
about? We just got here.
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Yo, you've been acting
mad sketchy today, bro.
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All you've been doing
is looking at your phone
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like it has answers on it or something.
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Look, this girl Yvette
Torrio has been talking shit,
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and I'm trying to find her.
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What?
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Some bitch has been
talking shit about you?
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- Yes.
- On your birthday?
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Oh, hell no, bro.
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I'm not with that shit.
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Let's go get that bitch.
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Fuck out of here.
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But wait, hold on, let me just
get a bubble tea really fast.
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I like mango.
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Yo, let's get it again.
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The fuck do you mean "again," bro?
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I wanna skate a rail.
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I'm so tired of this.
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I feel like I'm wasting my time.
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Bro, not everything has to be a banger.
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How many times do I
have to tell you this?
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Hey-yo, Camille-toe!
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Let's get a clip.
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Yes!
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Whoa.
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Oh, my G... you're good at this.
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You're good at, like...
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the camera.
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Cameraman or something.
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- Oh!
- Whoo-hoo!
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Yo, I see your Full Cab!
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00:12:11,492 --> 00:12:13,459
- That shit was fire!
- Can you do that?
264
00:12:13,494 --> 00:12:14,593
That shit was fire.
265
00:12:15,663 --> 00:12:16,962
- Oh!
- Ay!
266
00:12:16,998 --> 00:12:17,998
Okay.
267
00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,966
See, bro? She's just getting clips, bro.
268
00:12:21,002 --> 00:12:22,201
That'll do it.
269
00:12:22,236 --> 00:12:23,502
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
270
00:12:26,007 --> 00:12:27,106
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
271
00:12:27,141 --> 00:12:28,074
- Whoo-hoo!
- Sick.
272
00:12:28,109 --> 00:12:29,942
Yo!
273
00:12:29,977 --> 00:12:32,044
- Yes.
- Yo, Charlie!
274
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,512
Yo, that shit was sick, dude.
275
00:12:33,548 --> 00:12:35,981
- Thanks.
- Wow, look at you!
276
00:12:36,017 --> 00:12:37,508
In the video already.
277
00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:38,551
Sorry, dude.
278
00:12:38,586 --> 00:12:40,853
Cute girls get more
views. Don't you know that?
279
00:12:40,888 --> 00:12:41,888
Hold up one sec.
280
00:12:41,923 --> 00:12:43,422
Yo, Camille.
281
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,757
Come here for a sec.
282
00:12:49,053 --> 00:12:52,275
Yo, you know I'm not shooting you
283
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,736
because I think you're cute.
284
00:12:54,168 --> 00:12:56,102
Oh. Yeah, no, I know that.
285
00:12:56,137 --> 00:12:57,103
I was just joking.
286
00:12:57,138 --> 00:12:59,171
I was just completely kidding around.
287
00:12:59,207 --> 00:13:00,861
You know why I film you?
288
00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:03,246
Because I think you're good.
289
00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,778
If those idiots feel threatened
by that, then let them.
290
00:13:05,813 --> 00:13:07,713
Let's get some more stuff.
291
00:13:10,184 --> 00:13:12,485
- Hi, Honeybear.
- Hey.
292
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,053
Honeybear's here.
293
00:13:14,088 --> 00:13:15,321
Yeah, I texted her.
294
00:13:15,356 --> 00:13:16,989
If shit's going down, we need backup.
295
00:13:17,024 --> 00:13:18,724
I thought it was her birthday.
296
00:13:18,749 --> 00:13:19,814
It is.
297
00:13:19,839 --> 00:13:22,206
Well, happy birthday.
I hope it's lit.
298
00:13:22,231 --> 00:13:23,774
Oh, yeah, thanks.
299
00:13:24,988 --> 00:13:27,055
Janay, how old are you again?
300
00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:30,543
You're supposed to know that.
301
00:13:30,571 --> 00:13:33,939
I don't...
302
00:13:35,076 --> 00:13:37,009
Is that Indigo?
303
00:13:37,044 --> 00:13:38,811
Hey, guys. Have you seen Farouk?
304
00:13:38,846 --> 00:13:41,013
Why, are you guys smashing?
305
00:13:41,048 --> 00:13:42,348
Ew!
306
00:13:42,383 --> 00:13:44,250
No, he's, like, my fucking uncle.
307
00:13:44,285 --> 00:13:47,686
But I owe him a lot of money,
so if you see him, like,
308
00:13:48,389 --> 00:13:49,722
you haven't seen me, okay?
309
00:13:49,757 --> 00:13:51,824
Okay, okay. We're about to mob, yo.
310
00:13:51,859 --> 00:13:53,337
We need to get out of
here. We need to go.
311
00:13:55,563 --> 00:13:56,740
That didn't explain anything.
312
00:13:56,764 --> 00:13:57,997
I thought it was her birthday.
313
00:13:58,032 --> 00:13:59,832
- It is.
- Aren't we going to celebrate?
314
00:13:59,867 --> 00:14:01,934
♪ Top down ♪
315
00:14:01,969 --> 00:14:03,903
♪ Rolling ♪
316
00:14:03,938 --> 00:14:06,038
♪ Rolling with the top down ♪
317
00:14:06,073 --> 00:14:07,873
♪ With my niggas and your bitch ♪
318
00:14:07,909 --> 00:14:11,544
♪ Rolling with the top down ♪
319
00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:14,079
♪ See me rolling with the top down ♪
320
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,703
♪ With my niggas and your bitch ♪
321
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,750
♪ You ain't got no idea ♪
322
00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:19,451
♪ Guess I gotta teach ya ♪
323
00:14:19,487 --> 00:14:21,520
♪ Top down through
the streets, yeah ♪
324
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,589
♪ You think she ain't
on a leash, yeah ♪
325
00:14:23,624 --> 00:14:25,858
♪ Baby, you know what it is ♪
326
00:14:25,893 --> 00:14:27,593
♪ Know you a sleeper ♪
327
00:14:27,628 --> 00:14:29,528
♪ But you know they love a creeper ♪
328
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,264
♪ Don't be shy with your features ♪
329
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,768
♪ Top down ♪
330
00:14:35,803 --> 00:14:38,204
♪ Rolling with the top down ♪
331
00:14:38,239 --> 00:14:39,905
♪ With my niggas and your bitch ♪
332
00:14:39,941 --> 00:14:43,576
♪ Rolling with the top down ♪
333
00:14:43,611 --> 00:14:46,245
♪ See me rolling with the top down ♪
334
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,780
♪ With my niggas and your bitch ♪
335
00:14:47,815 --> 00:14:50,115
♪ Rolling with the top down ♪
336
00:14:50,151 --> 00:14:51,784
♪ Rolling ♪
337
00:14:51,819 --> 00:14:55,487
♪ Rolling with the top down ♪
338
00:14:55,523 --> 00:14:59,458
♪ Tell your man he
better pipe down ♪
339
00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:01,827
♪ See me rolling with the top down ♪
340
00:15:01,863 --> 00:15:04,296
Yeah.
341
00:15:04,332 --> 00:15:07,466
♪ Girl, you a fool ♪
342
00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:08,767
♪ Lick it up like a dog ♪
343
00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:13,272
♪ Ridin' in my coupe ♪
344
00:15:13,307 --> 00:15:15,441
♪ Top down, vroom. ♪
345
00:15:15,476 --> 00:15:18,440
♪ I'ma take you back to the shore ♪
346
00:15:19,814 --> 00:15:20,946
♪ Livin' how I do ♪
347
00:15:20,982 --> 00:15:22,292
♪ Never let the scene choose you ♪
348
00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:23,816
♪ Never met a mans this cool ♪
349
00:15:23,851 --> 00:15:24,783
♪ Couple screws loose ♪
350
00:15:24,819 --> 00:15:26,318
♪ Fuck it 'cause it match my cool ♪
351
00:15:26,354 --> 00:15:27,820
♪ Fuck it 'cause it match my cool ♪
352
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:28,821
♪ Trippin' like a fool ♪
353
00:15:28,856 --> 00:15:30,289
♪ Never let the scene choose you ♪
354
00:15:30,324 --> 00:15:31,824
♪ Never met a mans this cool ♪
355
00:15:31,859 --> 00:15:32,859
♪ Couple screws loose ♪
356
00:15:32,894 --> 00:15:34,326
♪ Fuck it 'cause it match my cool ♪
357
00:15:34,362 --> 00:15:36,328
♪ Fuck it 'cause it match my cool ♪
358
00:15:36,364 --> 00:15:38,097
♪ Top down ♪
359
00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:39,479
Yeah.
360
00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:43,254
What?
361
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:44,279
What?
362
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:46,370
Nothing, I'm just looking at your pants.
363
00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:48,143
I like 'em. I like, like, the...
364
00:15:48,242 --> 00:15:49,553
I like the whole style. It's good.
365
00:15:49,577 --> 00:15:51,877
Oh. Oh, well, thank you.
366
00:15:51,913 --> 00:15:55,014
I... you know, I'm really into,
like, that tuxedo look, and...
367
00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:56,972
- Yeah.
- You know.
368
00:15:58,927 --> 00:16:02,228
Okay, do you wanna know
who my style icon is?
369
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,652
Who?
370
00:16:03,677 --> 00:16:04,900
But you can't laugh.
371
00:16:06,752 --> 00:16:07,626
You can't laugh.
372
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,705
- Say you're not gonna...
- I won't-I won't...
373
00:16:08,729 --> 00:16:10,007
All right, it's Charlie Chaplin.
374
00:16:11,755 --> 00:16:13,054
Okay.
375
00:16:13,079 --> 00:16:15,049
You know his, like,
signature thing, right?
376
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:17,503
Mm...
377
00:16:17,538 --> 00:16:19,204
Like, what makes Charlie Chaplin
378
00:16:19,247 --> 00:16:21,540
Charlie Chaplin? You tell me.
379
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,399
Hmm.
380
00:16:23,424 --> 00:16:25,190
You mean his walk?
381
00:16:25,215 --> 00:16:26,325
He does, like, that... Yeah.
382
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:29,018
Yeah, I know... yeah, it's cool, right?
383
00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:30,276
Go ahead, do it.
384
00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:31,830
No, I'm not gonna do the walk.
385
00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:34,453
He's your style icon.
You have to do the walk.
386
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,728
Yeah, but that doesn't mean
I know how to do the walk.
387
00:16:36,757 --> 00:16:37,723
Dude, it's not that hard.
388
00:16:37,758 --> 00:16:39,369
You've seen, like, a
million of his movies, right?
389
00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:40,726
- So do the f...
- No.
390
00:16:40,761 --> 00:16:42,706
- It's with the heels and the...
- But it's weird.
391
00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:43,730
Here, it's like this.
392
00:16:43,764 --> 00:16:45,864
No... oh, my...
393
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,366
I don't know you.
394
00:16:47,401 --> 00:16:49,568
- And he'd, like, walk into a room...
- No, stop!
395
00:16:49,603 --> 00:16:52,271
- And he'd, like, say hi to everybody.
- No, no!
396
00:16:52,306 --> 00:16:53,839
No one's watching.
397
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,788
When did that happen
in the park anyways?
398
00:17:42,823 --> 00:17:44,456
Yo, you did a good job today, though.
399
00:17:44,492 --> 00:17:46,792
You skated all day and you kept up.
400
00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:55,300
Yo, Indigo! Get over here.
401
00:17:55,336 --> 00:17:56,769
Yo, what you doing, bro?
402
00:17:56,804 --> 00:17:57,948
- What you gonna do?
- I gotta talk to you.
403
00:17:57,972 --> 00:17:58,904
You gonna go murder her
404
00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:00,417
and have her end up in the East River?
405
00:18:00,441 --> 00:18:02,808
What the hell, man? You
think I'm gonna murder her?
406
00:18:02,843 --> 00:18:04,276
- Yeah.
- Chill out, buddy.
407
00:18:04,311 --> 00:18:05,655
Come on, take a hike.
I wanna talk to her.
408
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,713
Okay, whatever, whatever.
409
00:18:07,748 --> 00:18:08,981
What's up?
410
00:18:18,859 --> 00:18:20,959
Of course he didn't do it!
411
00:18:20,995 --> 00:18:22,361
How do you know that?
412
00:18:22,396 --> 00:18:23,695
I talked to him.
413
00:18:23,731 --> 00:18:26,298
I've literally known
him for, like, forever,
414
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,600
and I'm telling you there's no way.
415
00:18:28,636 --> 00:18:30,502
Like, I dated him, for Christ's sakes.
416
00:18:30,538 --> 00:18:31,681
Wouldn't you think that I'd know?
417
00:18:31,705 --> 00:18:34,506
Look, look, I'ma smash
two, I'ma trout mouth,
418
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:36,942
I'ma take another one, and
I'ma give one to my girl.
419
00:18:36,977 --> 00:18:38,188
You didn't come here with no girl.
420
00:18:38,212 --> 00:18:40,057
I didn't come with a girl,
but she leaving with me.
421
00:18:40,081 --> 00:18:41,280
- Aw!
- Shit!
422
00:18:42,349 --> 00:18:43,460
Somebody leaving with me, man.
423
00:18:43,484 --> 00:18:44,850
Someone.
424
00:18:44,885 --> 00:18:46,663
You're not gonna touch.
You're just looking, son.
425
00:18:47,721 --> 00:18:50,355
Anyways, this girl seems
exactly like the type
426
00:18:50,391 --> 00:18:52,658
to lie on a motherfucker's
dick just for attention.
427
00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:55,327
- She's that type.
- What type is that?
428
00:18:55,362 --> 00:18:56,862
Like, straight thot.
429
00:18:56,897 --> 00:18:58,831
Like, has her titties all on Instagram
430
00:18:58,866 --> 00:19:01,033
and shit like that shit... no!
431
00:19:01,068 --> 00:19:02,579
I want another margarita,
so you buying it.
432
00:19:02,603 --> 00:19:03,914
- No, then you buying it.
- You buying it!
433
00:19:03,938 --> 00:19:05,804
- You buying it.
- Do they take EBT?
434
00:19:05,829 --> 00:19:07,339
- Apparently they do.
- All right, so let's go.
435
00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:08,730
- Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
436
00:19:08,755 --> 00:19:11,376
Yours are more of a political
statement, you know?
437
00:19:11,412 --> 00:19:12,911
Yours are, like, artistic, you know?
438
00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:16,148
You have, like, stickers
and colors, and...
439
00:19:16,173 --> 00:19:17,873
hers are just too big to be out.
440
00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:19,865
Look, it doesn't matter anyways.
441
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,990
I'm just trying to
talk to her. That's it.
442
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:25,034
Ooh. I feel Pisces energy.
443
00:19:25,059 --> 00:19:27,326
No, that's, like, the opposite.
444
00:19:27,361 --> 00:19:29,194
My ex was a Pisces.
445
00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:31,530
- Okay.
- The worst.
446
00:19:31,555 --> 00:19:33,456
- It was bad?
- Bad.
447
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:34,965
Keep guessing.
448
00:19:35,047 --> 00:19:36,346
No, just been trying to, like,
449
00:19:36,437 --> 00:19:38,495
cut down on the weed a little bit.
450
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:41,006
Like... I don't know,
I've just been, like,
451
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:42,878
incorporating other herbs.
452
00:19:43,377 --> 00:19:45,744
I got, um...
453
00:19:45,779 --> 00:19:48,280
Listen, listen, I told you,
when I'm with the ladies,
454
00:19:48,315 --> 00:19:50,048
you gotta let me just be me.
455
00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:51,416
Bro, but what about me?
456
00:19:51,452 --> 00:19:54,019
I'm not a team player, man.
I'm sorry to tell you that.
457
00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:55,821
Damn, you should win your shot solo.
458
00:19:55,856 --> 00:19:56,889
That's foul. A'ight.
459
00:19:56,924 --> 00:19:57,856
Nah, I see you, I see you.
460
00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,092
It's a herb, but it makes you dream,
461
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,461
like, very vividly.
462
00:20:02,486 --> 00:20:06,475
Like, you feel present
in your own dreams.
463
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,067
Like, you can kinda... You
know, like, lucid dreaming?
464
00:20:09,103 --> 00:20:10,103
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
465
00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:11,703
It's like you can just lucid dream.
466
00:20:11,739 --> 00:20:14,406
Like... anything you want.
467
00:20:14,441 --> 00:20:15,807
- Dude, just chill out. Relax.
468
00:20:15,843 --> 00:20:17,409
I'ma tell Luis about this, bro.
469
00:20:17,444 --> 00:20:19,222
- I'ma tell Luis about this.
- I don't even know Luis.
470
00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:20,954
- We out, baby, come on.
- Yes, you do. What you...
471
00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:23,949
Maybe we can just crush up some oregano
472
00:20:23,984 --> 00:20:25,584
and, like, put it in the oil
473
00:20:25,619 --> 00:20:27,464
and then just inject it
back into the cartridges,
474
00:20:27,488 --> 00:20:29,721
like, make it stretch over a few pens...
475
00:20:29,746 --> 00:20:31,078
No, that's not gonna work.
476
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:33,292
Oregano's got, like, a
seriously distinct flavor.
477
00:20:33,327 --> 00:20:35,260
You think people are
trying to smoke pizza?
478
00:20:35,285 --> 00:20:37,451
Look, I know you're my homey,
479
00:20:37,476 --> 00:20:39,209
and I know you think I run this ship,
480
00:20:39,234 --> 00:20:41,374
but I don't. I get my shit from Karl.
481
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,456
We gotta worry about Karl.
482
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,075
Who the fuck is Karl?
483
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,803
You don't know who Karl is?
484
00:20:47,193 --> 00:20:48,659
Fucking Karl?
485
00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:51,881
- Karl. Karl, hello?
- Stop saying "Karl"!
486
00:20:52,846 --> 00:20:55,264
Maybe we can just, like,
talk to him or something.
487
00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:57,655
Th... There's no talking to Karl.
488
00:20:58,552 --> 00:21:00,285
You know that story about the guy
489
00:21:00,321 --> 00:21:02,599
who owed the drug dealer money
but instead of killing him,
490
00:21:02,623 --> 00:21:04,990
he Super-Soaked him with
a thousand hits of acid?
491
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,348
That's Karl, man.
492
00:21:06,373 --> 00:21:07,970
Karl did that much acid?
493
00:21:07,995 --> 00:21:10,225
No, Karl was the one
with the Super Soaker.
494
00:21:10,698 --> 00:21:12,944
The other guy went insane.
495
00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:15,345
The first couple days were awesome,
496
00:21:15,369 --> 00:21:16,623
but after that?
497
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:19,538
Karl does twisted shit like that, man.
498
00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:20,967
He's like the fucking booger man.
499
00:21:22,218 --> 00:21:23,834
Bogeyman?
500
00:21:24,478 --> 00:21:25,408
Bogey?
501
00:21:27,014 --> 00:21:28,447
That doesn't sound right.
502
00:21:28,482 --> 00:21:30,015
Shut the fuck up.
503
00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:31,316
Where the fuck are you going?
504
00:21:31,352 --> 00:21:32,395
The fuck you think I'm going?
505
00:21:32,419 --> 00:21:33,517
To get your money.
506
00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:36,494
Yo, the door!
507
00:21:36,519 --> 00:21:37,718
Oh!
508
00:21:42,453 --> 00:21:44,408
I saw this car the other day,
509
00:21:45,854 --> 00:21:47,322
and it looked like you.
510
00:21:48,235 --> 00:21:51,247
What?
511
00:21:51,272 --> 00:21:53,138
Yeah, have you ever seen a car
512
00:21:53,173 --> 00:21:54,705
and it looked like a person?
513
00:21:54,886 --> 00:21:57,386
Or, like... I don't know.
514
00:21:57,411 --> 00:22:01,002
Yeah, like, so the lights are the eyes
515
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:04,850
and the mouth is the hood
516
00:22:04,885 --> 00:22:07,986
or the thing bel... the
engi... The thing on the bottom.
517
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,666
Like, it's, like...
518
00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:10,955
It looked like you.
519
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:15,262
What kind of car was it?
520
00:22:16,263 --> 00:22:17,895
It was a Nissan Cube.
521
00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:20,699
What?
522
00:22:20,734 --> 00:22:21,667
What?
523
00:22:21,702 --> 00:22:23,446
You guys got the same
eyes, I'm telling you.
524
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:26,216
- Come on.
- And the jawline.
525
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,607
Oh, my God. That's so weird.
526
00:22:31,912 --> 00:22:33,189
Yo, I'm actually just gonna go up
527
00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:34,418
and shower really quick.
528
00:22:35,209 --> 00:22:38,277
- Okay.
- Meet me at the Dome in, like, an hour?
529
00:22:39,253 --> 00:22:40,952
No, I don't have an ID.
530
00:22:40,988 --> 00:22:42,888
Whatever, it's the
Dome. It doesn't matter.
531
00:22:44,792 --> 00:22:46,027
I'll see you there.
532
00:22:46,393 --> 00:22:47,559
All right, see you.
533
00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:49,675
Bye, Camille.
534
00:23:04,211 --> 00:23:06,425
I'm not giving you $3,000.
535
00:23:07,535 --> 00:23:09,113
You already get an allowance.
536
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,449
Mom, I need it.
537
00:23:12,353 --> 00:23:14,252
I earned it.
538
00:23:14,288 --> 00:23:16,521
I'm serious. I'm desperate.
539
00:23:16,557 --> 00:23:19,725
Okay, so you were desperate
when you needed Prada boots,
540
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,905
you were desperate when you
needed Burning Man tickets,
541
00:23:21,929 --> 00:23:23,261
and now you're desperate again.
542
00:23:23,286 --> 00:23:24,286
I'm kind of...
543
00:23:24,311 --> 00:23:26,726
It's not for any of those things.
544
00:23:26,888 --> 00:23:28,621
Well, what's it for this time, honey?
545
00:23:29,934 --> 00:23:31,265
It's a drug debt.
546
00:23:35,298 --> 00:23:36,997
Okay, that is a new one.
547
00:23:37,022 --> 00:23:39,556
No, honey, no. No.
548
00:23:39,581 --> 00:23:40,789
We have talked and talked
549
00:23:40,814 --> 00:23:41,891
and talked and talked about this.
550
00:23:41,915 --> 00:23:44,750
Your allowance is 350 a week, no more,
551
00:23:44,785 --> 00:23:46,830
so if you have a drug debt,
then you need to get a job.
552
00:23:46,854 --> 00:23:47,986
But, Mom!
553
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:50,812
I am not gonna be late for
dinner with Faizon, so...
554
00:23:51,158 --> 00:23:53,125
there's curry in the fridge.
555
00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:54,616
Fucking curry.
556
00:23:57,331 --> 00:23:58,430
Fun.
557
00:23:58,465 --> 00:23:59,531
Curry.
558
00:23:59,566 --> 00:24:00,890
I love curry.
559
00:24:01,412 --> 00:24:03,112
And that is
560
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,380
what we are gonna go with.
561
00:24:04,405 --> 00:24:06,638
Faizon's not even cute.
562
00:24:50,884 --> 00:24:52,604
Why don't you go talk to her?
563
00:24:53,687 --> 00:24:55,053
Go ask Camille.
564
00:24:55,088 --> 00:24:56,399
Camille, pretend you're my friend and...
565
00:24:56,423 --> 00:24:57,689
Oh, hey, Honeybear.
566
00:24:57,724 --> 00:24:59,035
Pretend you're my friend
and introduce yourself.
567
00:24:59,059 --> 00:25:00,270
Yeah, I'm not good at this kind of...
568
00:25:00,294 --> 00:25:02,093
Introduce yourself.
569
00:25:02,129 --> 00:25:03,862
Hi, I'm Camille.
570
00:25:03,887 --> 00:25:04,920
I'm Ash.
571
00:25:04,945 --> 00:25:06,978
Nice to meet you.
572
00:25:07,003 --> 00:25:09,103
This is my friend Honeybear.
573
00:25:09,169 --> 00:25:11,069
- Hey.
- She's...
574
00:25:11,104 --> 00:25:13,705
like, she's really cool
575
00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:15,373
and, um...
576
00:25:18,946 --> 00:25:20,444
Mm.
577
00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:25,183
Oh, I... I gotta go to the bathroom.
578
00:25:28,155 --> 00:25:30,121
Um, yeah, I'm Ash.
579
00:25:30,157 --> 00:25:31,523
I think I saw you earlier.
580
00:25:33,427 --> 00:25:34,483
No.
581
00:25:35,195 --> 00:25:36,328
I'm pretty sure...
582
00:25:36,363 --> 00:25:38,074
Well, you looked like
you were gonna say hey,
583
00:25:38,098 --> 00:25:39,264
but then you didn't,
584
00:25:39,299 --> 00:25:41,266
then you kind of just skated by me.
585
00:25:41,301 --> 00:25:43,401
No, that wasn't me.
586
00:25:43,426 --> 00:25:45,926
I'm pretty... I'm pretty sure it was.
587
00:25:47,674 --> 00:25:48,807
Okay.
588
00:25:48,842 --> 00:25:51,142
What about the other day
when that girl yelled my name
589
00:25:51,178 --> 00:25:53,812
and my sexual orientation at you?
590
00:25:53,847 --> 00:25:56,248
Yeah, that was me.
591
00:25:56,283 --> 00:25:58,416
That was you, right?
592
00:25:58,452 --> 00:26:00,485
- Yeah.
- I recognized you.
593
00:26:01,651 --> 00:26:03,217
Bathroom's this way.
594
00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:10,010
Um, are you gonna
chill here for a while?
595
00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:11,268
Yeah.
596
00:26:11,293 --> 00:26:13,175
Do you wanna, like, get
a drink or something?
597
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,166
Yeah, let's... Let's go do that.
598
00:26:15,202 --> 00:26:16,264
Okay.
599
00:26:24,278 --> 00:26:25,396
Yo.
600
00:26:26,213 --> 00:26:27,145
Me and you need to talk.
601
00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:28,346
Who the fuck are you?
602
00:26:28,382 --> 00:26:30,382
- Donald's friend?
- Who the fuck is Donald?
603
00:26:30,417 --> 00:26:32,328
Oh, don't act like you don't
know what I'm talking about,
604
00:26:32,352 --> 00:26:33,992
like you didn't say
he was creeping on you
605
00:26:34,017 --> 00:26:35,416
at the party last week.
606
00:26:35,441 --> 00:26:37,966
Bitch, I was in fucking
Barbados last week.
607
00:26:37,991 --> 00:26:39,787
What are you talking about?
608
00:26:40,018 --> 00:26:40,984
Do you think I'm Yvette?
609
00:26:41,161 --> 00:26:42,994
That's my fucking twin, bitch.
610
00:26:43,030 --> 00:26:44,095
Twin... what?
611
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,037
Yvette!
612
00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:47,799
- This bitch who freaked on you?
- Oh, fuck no.
613
00:26:47,834 --> 00:26:49,312
She's trying to pop
the fuck off right now.
614
00:26:49,336 --> 00:26:50,680
Yo, what the fuck are you doing here?
615
00:26:50,704 --> 00:26:52,170
- You following me?
- No.
616
00:26:52,205 --> 00:26:53,438
You need to watch your mouth.
617
00:26:53,473 --> 00:26:55,473
Your boy needs to watch
his fucking hands, okay?
618
00:26:55,509 --> 00:26:57,175
What you need to watch are your hands,
619
00:26:57,210 --> 00:26:58,743
and you need to stop talking shit.
620
00:26:58,779 --> 00:27:00,312
No, I'm not.
621
00:27:00,347 --> 00:27:01,457
What the fuck is your problem?
622
00:27:01,481 --> 00:27:03,393
Weren't you in Barbados?
Go back to Barbados, bitch!
623
00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:04,894
Yes, and you know what?
You can go to Barbados.
624
00:27:04,918 --> 00:27:06,496
Dude, we... listen,
you're goofy as fuck.
625
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,485
You need to go back...
626
00:27:07,521 --> 00:27:08,731
Bitch, get the fuck out of my face.
627
00:27:08,755 --> 00:27:10,166
- Get your hands...
- Out of her face!
628
00:27:10,190 --> 00:27:11,634
What, are you guys in sync and shit?
629
00:27:11,658 --> 00:27:12,624
No one's talking to you.
630
00:27:12,659 --> 00:27:13,703
This has nothing to do with you.
631
00:27:13,727 --> 00:27:15,271
Don't talk to my
fucking sister like that.
632
00:27:15,295 --> 00:27:16,539
All right, I'm talking to you, then.
633
00:27:16,563 --> 00:27:18,029
Oh, shit. I gotta go.
634
00:27:18,065 --> 00:27:19,531
Hold on. Can I see your board?
635
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:20,689
One sec.
636
00:27:20,714 --> 00:27:22,614
My girl's, like...
I need to back her up.
637
00:27:22,669 --> 00:27:23,813
I need to back up my girl Janay.
638
00:27:23,838 --> 00:27:25,438
Just one second.
639
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:28,306
No board slides till you call me.
640
00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:30,508
- All right. Bye.
- Bye.
641
00:27:31,778 --> 00:27:33,022
Are you doing this for attention?
642
00:27:33,046 --> 00:27:34,324
- You look crazy.
- You look fucking crazy.
643
00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:35,491
Listen, you're the one
who's fucking crazy.
644
00:27:35,515 --> 00:27:36,481
Go the fuck home.
645
00:27:36,516 --> 00:27:37,482
Look, I'm just trying
to figure out a way
646
00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:38,557
to squash this shit, okay?
647
00:27:38,585 --> 00:27:39,851
This isn't squashing shit.
648
00:27:39,886 --> 00:27:41,030
Y'all ain't gonna shoot the hands?
649
00:27:41,054 --> 00:27:43,054
- No one's fucking...
- Boring!
650
00:27:43,090 --> 00:27:46,057
Yo, back the fuck up. What you doing?
651
00:27:46,093 --> 00:27:47,325
- Chill out!
- What?
652
00:27:47,371 --> 00:27:49,094
- Grab her tit.
- What?
653
00:27:49,129 --> 00:27:51,062
- Yo, shit.
- What the fuck you just say?
654
00:27:51,098 --> 00:27:52,408
Calm the fuck down, little girl.
655
00:27:52,432 --> 00:27:53,660
Get the fuck up off me!
656
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:59,418
Oh!
657
00:27:59,443 --> 00:28:01,106
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
658
00:28:01,141 --> 00:28:03,108
Get out of here!
659
00:28:07,047 --> 00:28:09,080
- We gotta go! Let's go!
- I can't.
660
00:28:09,116 --> 00:28:10,727
You know what happens
when we run from the cops.
661
00:28:10,751 --> 00:28:12,095
- Hey, hey!
- They didn't do anything!
662
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:13,051
- Freeze.
- Don't worry.
663
00:28:13,086 --> 00:28:14,731
- They didn't do anything.
- Up against the wall.
664
00:28:14,755 --> 00:28:15,910
- Hey!
- Hands behind your back.
665
00:28:17,224 --> 00:28:18,465
Damn.
666
00:28:19,934 --> 00:28:22,234
This is the worst birthday ever.
667
00:28:22,259 --> 00:28:25,750
Oh, it's your birthday?
No way. Happy birthday.
668
00:28:30,070 --> 00:28:32,270
♪ Birthday ♪
669
00:28:32,305 --> 00:28:33,305
♪ Birthday ♪
670
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:34,617
♪ Somebody in here,
it's your birthday ♪
671
00:28:34,641 --> 00:28:35,641
♪ It's your birthday ♪
672
00:28:35,676 --> 00:28:36,786
♪ Somebody in here,
it's your birthday ♪
673
00:28:36,810 --> 00:28:37,876
♪ It's your birthday ♪
674
00:28:37,911 --> 00:28:38,955
♪ Somebody in here,
it's your birthday ♪
675
00:28:38,979 --> 00:28:40,078
♪ It's your birthday ♪
676
00:28:40,113 --> 00:28:41,124
♪ Everybody move like
it's your birthday ♪
677
00:28:41,148 --> 00:28:42,247
- Come on!
- ♪ Birthday? ♪
678
00:28:42,282 --> 00:28:43,815
♪ Mama, dance on your birthday ♪
679
00:28:43,850 --> 00:28:45,750
♪ Mama, go on, break it
down on your birthday ♪
680
00:28:45,786 --> 00:28:46,896
- ♪ Birthday? ♪
- ♪ Birthday ♪
681
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,031
- ♪ Birthday? ♪
- ♪ Birthday ♪
682
00:28:48,055 --> 00:28:49,065
- ♪ Birthday? ♪
- ♪ Birthday ♪
683
00:28:49,089 --> 00:28:50,388
- ♪ Birthday? ♪
- ♪ Birthday ♪
684
00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:52,424
♪ Celebrate, girl, nobody
can compare with ya ♪
685
00:28:52,459 --> 00:28:54,626
♪ Birthday in January
so she a Aquarius ♪
686
00:28:54,661 --> 00:28:56,728
♪ They say the pussy
got miles like Darius ♪
687
00:28:56,763 --> 00:28:59,130
♪ But she look better than
most chicks in her area ♪
688
00:28:59,166 --> 00:29:01,299
♪ Shawty don't want a
lame, she only like Gs ♪
689
00:29:01,334 --> 00:29:03,435
♪ Only fucking with the
thugs in the white Ts ♪
690
00:29:03,470 --> 00:29:05,470
♪ Birthday February, sign Pisces ♪
691
00:29:05,505 --> 00:29:07,772
♪ Into nouveau with
Long Island iced teas ♪
692
00:29:07,808 --> 00:29:09,507
♪ Then right after
January and February ♪
693
00:29:09,543 --> 00:29:11,843
♪ Was a girl who was a Aries
who always be smoking berry ♪
694
00:29:11,878 --> 00:29:14,112
♪ Hairstyle short, but
her stuff's so hairy ♪
695
00:29:14,147 --> 00:29:16,347
♪ Ass so fat, earrings canary ♪
696
00:29:16,383 --> 00:29:17,527
♪ Now break it down
with your friends ♪
697
00:29:17,551 --> 00:29:18,750
♪ You a Taurus ♪
698
00:29:18,785 --> 00:29:20,797
♪ I heard you just flipped
to a Benz from a Taurus ♪
699
00:29:20,821 --> 00:29:24,823
- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
700
00:29:29,737 --> 00:29:31,274
What do you wanna say to the camera?
701
00:29:31,298 --> 00:29:34,643
I'm on this date right now, and, uh,
702
00:29:34,668 --> 00:29:36,000
I'm trying not to screw it up.
703
00:29:38,271 --> 00:29:40,583
Janay, why'd you have
to start shit with that girl?
704
00:29:40,607 --> 00:29:41,673
I didn't start shit.
705
00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:44,086
Can you shut up please?
I'm trying to sleep.
706
00:29:44,111 --> 00:29:46,288
- Hey Farouk.
- My money's past due.
707
00:29:46,313 --> 00:29:48,809
- It's only been like a day.
- What do you think this is,
708
00:29:48,834 --> 00:29:50,487
a 30-year fixed mortgage?
709
00:29:51,651 --> 00:29:53,396
Look, I just need
to talk to your sister.
710
00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:54,420
We've seen how you talk.
711
00:29:54,965 --> 00:29:57,332
- What else was I supposed to do?
- Not get us arrested,
712
00:29:57,357 --> 00:29:58,357
and then bounce.
713
00:29:58,382 --> 00:30:00,597
Camille, I'm so sorry.
714
00:30:01,696 --> 00:30:05,130
You got 48 hours. I
can't protect you anymore.
49696
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