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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:29,031 --> 00:01:31,929 - Motherfucker! - Son of bitch! 2 00:03:11,263 --> 00:03:13,228 Dream on, cuz! 3 00:03:35,529 --> 00:03:36,722 Can we go ... huh? 4 00:03:36,796 --> 00:03:40,784 No... Not now. You see... I'm having lunch. 5 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,424 Will this do? 6 00:03:43,928 --> 00:03:46,359 You're a real dealer. 7 00:03:46,428 --> 00:03:47,860 Who do I kill? 8 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:51,121 Get me to the airport In 20 minutes! 9 00:03:51,228 --> 00:03:54,388 20'? It's a cinch. 10 00:04:00,228 --> 00:04:04,489 You'll love it. 11 00:04:36,894 --> 00:04:40,825 - Mind some music? - Can we move it? 12 00:04:43,293 --> 00:04:44,657 Lift off! 13 00:04:58,192 --> 00:05:00,659 Marseille in winter there are no tourists. 14 00:05:00,659 --> 00:05:02,393 Isn't that lucky? 15 00:05:02,393 --> 00:05:04,517 That's enough sight-seeing. 16 00:05:11,559 --> 00:05:16,960 Buckle up, I'll need third gear. 17 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,221 No problem. 18 00:05:40,659 --> 00:05:41,992 Got any change? 19 00:05:41,992 --> 00:05:44,152 - No - Me neither. 20 00:05:47,426 --> 00:05:51,493 - Was that Daniel? - Or the Air Force! He's on form. 21 00:05:51,493 --> 00:05:55,226 They won't catch him today. 22 00:05:55,226 --> 00:05:57,091 Don't talk too soon. 23 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:59,391 The police have a new weapon. 24 00:05:59,391 --> 00:06:02,592 What? They gonna bombard him with figs? 25 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:04,581 It's a secret weapon. 26 00:06:12,592 --> 00:06:14,182 It's slow today. 27 00:06:20,859 --> 00:06:23,192 Shit! 298 km/h! 28 00:06:23,192 --> 00:06:26,858 Listen up! 29 00:06:26,858 --> 00:06:29,058 A white taxi clocked at 298 km/h! 30 00:06:29,058 --> 00:06:30,684 He's ours. 31 00:06:43,556 --> 00:06:46,457 I thought they'd nodded off. 32 00:06:46,457 --> 00:06:49,424 - That's the police. - They're buddies. 33 00:06:49,424 --> 00:06:51,481 We like a joke. 34 00:06:51,923 --> 00:06:54,412 - Get his number. - You bet. 35 00:07:00,990 --> 00:07:03,854 That's an e-mail. 36 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:13,746 Enough fooling. Hold on! 37 00:07:19,989 --> 00:07:23,320 - Why d'you stop? - I'm at top speed! 38 00:07:25,456 --> 00:07:28,957 - Nitro? - No, a friend of mine mixes it up. 39 00:07:28,957 --> 00:07:33,456 I'll give you the address of his bar. 40 00:07:33,456 --> 00:07:34,979 Kind of you. 41 00:07:49,989 --> 00:07:53,223 Is that the TGV? 42 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:56,189 Beautiful, isn't it? 43 00:07:56,189 --> 00:07:59,519 Just needs a bit more power. 44 00:08:07,622 --> 00:08:10,418 - Where now? - Here's fine. 45 00:08:12,823 --> 00:08:15,049 19' 32"! 46 00:08:17,723 --> 00:08:18,888 Bravo! 47 00:08:18,888 --> 00:08:22,522 Most clients, as soon as I stop, 48 00:08:22,522 --> 00:08:23,956 need a sick bag. 49 00:08:23,956 --> 00:08:25,252 Thanks. 50 00:08:29,888 --> 00:08:32,320 Are you sure this is it? 51 00:08:38,421 --> 00:08:40,353 OK, I get it! 52 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,251 Thanks for your help. 53 00:08:47,255 --> 00:08:50,055 Hey, don't I know you? 54 00:08:50,055 --> 00:08:53,020 If we'd met I'd remember you. 55 00:08:53,588 --> 00:08:55,315 Bye. 56 00:09:00,488 --> 00:09:02,386 Emilien'll be mad. 57 00:09:43,153 --> 00:09:47,381 [Skipped item nr. 57] 58 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:52,542 [Skipped item nr. 58] 59 00:09:55,488 --> 00:10:00,181 Taxi 3 60 00:11:08,485 --> 00:11:10,008 What's wrong? 61 00:11:10,384 --> 00:11:11,718 Nothing... 62 00:11:11,718 --> 00:11:14,980 A nightmare. Go back to sleep. 63 00:11:39,884 --> 00:11:44,016 - What you doing? - Nothing. I can't sleep. 64 00:11:44,016 --> 00:11:45,417 That gang again? 65 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:49,684 For 8 months, they're all I've thought about. 66 00:11:49,684 --> 00:11:53,816 I know! 8 months, I need to talk to you. 67 00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:56,984 They just slip between our fingers. 68 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,217 - Did you hear me? - Sure. I need to talk too. 69 00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:03,117 They dress up as Santa Claus! 70 00:12:03,117 --> 00:12:05,284 You don't believe in him? 71 00:12:05,284 --> 00:12:10,284 They're going to surprise us. 72 00:12:10,284 --> 00:12:12,875 And I'm going to surprise you. 73 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:18,584 I have to nail them before Xmas. 74 00:12:18,584 --> 00:12:22,383 We need to talk before Xmas. 75 00:12:22,383 --> 00:12:23,871 OK, that's a deal. 76 00:12:24,884 --> 00:12:27,815 - What you doing? - Going to work. 77 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,216 It's 3 AM! 78 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,807 It is? 79 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:36,249 Good, less traffic. No Xmas shoppers. 80 00:12:36,249 --> 00:12:38,909 - No kidding. - Better that way. 81 00:12:43,516 --> 00:12:45,141 See you at the office. 82 00:13:29,849 --> 00:13:32,110 I'd like an appointment! 83 00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:34,348 Lily! You're awake? 84 00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:36,881 It's 4 A. M and you're doing repairs. 85 00:13:36,881 --> 00:13:39,747 Not repairs. It's winter. 86 00:13:39,747 --> 00:13:43,577 I'm adjusting her for when it's cold. 87 00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:47,514 Better install a radiator in my bed, 88 00:13:47,514 --> 00:13:50,847 so I don't get cold either alone in my bed. 89 00:13:50,847 --> 00:13:53,314 But me, it's all year round. 90 00:13:53,314 --> 00:13:56,338 - Don't say that. - Hands off! 91 00:13:56,781 --> 00:13:59,347 Or I'll need the scrub-thingy. 92 00:13:59,347 --> 00:14:00,646 What scrub-thingy? 93 00:14:00,646 --> 00:14:05,646 That cleans pot and pans and, sometimes, numbskulls like me. 94 00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,415 I'll be right up. 95 00:14:07,415 --> 00:14:14,647 I don't think so. After you wash, you stink of turpentine. 96 00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:17,136 And then it's time to get up for work. 97 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,147 You're on top form! 98 00:14:19,147 --> 00:14:22,414 I got in 2 hours ago. You were asleep 99 00:14:22,414 --> 00:14:27,114 so I came down here rather than watch TV. 100 00:14:27,114 --> 00:14:29,705 Daniel! We have no TV! 101 00:14:30,112 --> 00:14:31,614 It's the principle. 102 00:14:31,614 --> 00:14:33,980 No TV! No music! No curtains! 103 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:37,080 No couch! No vases! But, hey, you don't send me flowers! 104 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:43,013 We have a fridge! Full of lamps but it's a fridge! 105 00:14:43,613 --> 00:14:45,847 The shower stinks of gas the laundry of car wax 106 00:14:45,847 --> 00:14:51,904 and the closet's so full of tires 107 00:14:52,345 --> 00:14:54,213 Finally, we have 108 00:14:54,213 --> 00:14:59,213 every couple's ultimate luxury... A garage! 109 00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:03,305 - You got your period? - Just the opposite! 110 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,612 I'm just sick of living in a garage. 111 00:15:05,612 --> 00:15:07,580 A woman isn't a Barbie with soft skin. 112 00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:12,846 A woman moves, evolves and 113 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,711 occasionally, likes a bit of comfort! 114 00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:21,079 All because I'm working on the car! 115 00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:22,010 Women! 116 00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:30,241 What's the deal with turps? 117 00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:39,801 Lily, what are you doing? 118 00:15:41,045 --> 00:15:42,612 Going home. 119 00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:44,412 You prefer a boot camp? 120 00:15:44,412 --> 00:15:47,345 With curtains, a garden and flowers! 121 00:15:47,345 --> 00:15:51,178 It's stupid! We can't... You liked living here. 122 00:15:51,178 --> 00:15:54,312 Now I don't but you won't listen. You live for your car! 123 00:15:54,312 --> 00:15:56,578 It's too small for both of us. 124 00:15:56,578 --> 00:15:58,635 It's her or me! 125 00:15:59,212 --> 00:16:00,973 Take your pick! 126 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,506 Hi, honeys, taking the kids out? 127 00:16:54,009 --> 00:16:57,964 It's humor! A joke! Fun in the workplace, see? 128 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:00,801 Merry Christmas to you! 129 00:17:09,777 --> 00:17:10,834 What you doing here? 130 00:17:11,844 --> 00:17:13,332 You spend the night? 131 00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:15,938 I was just taking 5. 132 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:20,838 The file is printed to your face. 133 00:17:21,175 --> 00:17:22,743 If it's like the rings on a tree 134 00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:23,808 It looks as if 135 00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:28,571 you been asleep maybe... 136 00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:31,267 20 years! 137 00:17:35,775 --> 00:17:38,207 OK, forget I spoke. 138 00:17:38,676 --> 00:17:40,942 Nobody has a sense of humor. 139 00:17:40,942 --> 00:17:43,275 I thought the police had fun. 140 00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,475 Fun off, will you! 141 00:17:45,475 --> 00:17:49,203 I got some great Moroccan! 142 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:52,729 Dirt cheap. Want a little? 143 00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:55,142 From the high plateaus. 144 00:17:55,142 --> 00:18:01,741 Hold on, we're not into that. 145 00:18:01,741 --> 00:18:04,208 You're missing out. 146 00:18:05,741 --> 00:18:08,401 A little coke? 147 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,432 - Rachid! - Have a nice day! 148 00:18:12,274 --> 00:18:14,740 What the hell was that? 149 00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:18,541 - And who's this? - That's Bob Marley. 150 00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:21,174 This isn't some kind of squat! 151 00:18:21,174 --> 00:18:24,368 What about the gang? 152 00:18:24,508 --> 00:18:27,440 The Santa Claus Gang? 153 00:18:27,675 --> 00:18:30,039 Ring any bells? 154 00:18:30,741 --> 00:18:33,969 37 jobs in 8 months and no leads! 155 00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,605 I go over and over it. Nothing! 156 00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:41,839 I feel empty, stupid, useless... 157 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,231 Sure you won't have 158 00:18:46,974 --> 00:18:49,532 - a Rachid pick-me-up? - No! 159 00:18:50,141 --> 00:18:52,107 Just trying to help. 160 00:18:53,608 --> 00:18:56,505 How about... breakfast? 161 00:18:57,941 --> 00:19:00,499 Get your strength up. 162 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,665 OK, breakfast then. 163 00:19:20,806 --> 00:19:23,573 Jeez! Someone's hungry. 164 00:19:23,573 --> 00:19:26,507 I don't eat. My mind's on the gang! 165 00:19:26,507 --> 00:19:30,406 Nightmares! Tied up by dancing Santa Clauses. 166 00:19:30,406 --> 00:19:33,873 - It's horrible! - Stop, please 167 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,429 Your lace is undone. 168 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,941 It's Xmas. Santa Clauses everywhere. 169 00:19:39,941 --> 00:19:42,474 In July, we'd easily spot them. 170 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,339 Except, in July, we didn't spot them. 171 00:19:44,339 --> 00:19:48,795 They must be planning a huge job! One thing's bugging me. 172 00:19:48,873 --> 00:19:52,738 Why do they dress up as Santa Claus? 173 00:19:52,738 --> 00:19:54,440 Who'd suspect Santa of anything? 174 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,200 He looks so sweet 175 00:19:57,672 --> 00:20:01,628 with his red costume 176 00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:05,093 often too big for him. 177 00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:10,428 Or too small. 178 00:20:13,538 --> 00:20:15,834 It's an ideal disguise 179 00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,571 for concealing... 180 00:20:20,672 --> 00:20:21,932 A gun! 181 00:20:35,338 --> 00:20:40,705 If Sir's looking for the perfect blender Fruit, veg, purees 182 00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:42,500 If Sir has children... 183 00:20:59,004 --> 00:21:00,368 Everybody get down! 184 00:21:00,705 --> 00:21:02,102 Police! 185 00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:08,964 You're under arrest! 186 00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:13,536 - What happened? - I got him! 187 00:21:13,536 --> 00:21:15,471 After 8 months! 188 00:21:15,471 --> 00:21:17,804 How d'you know he's with the gang? 189 00:21:17,804 --> 00:21:21,038 Does Santa often carry a gun on him? 190 00:21:21,038 --> 00:21:24,070 - How did you know? - The jerk dropped it. 191 00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:26,737 No kidding, he's a jerk! 192 00:21:26,737 --> 00:21:28,669 The Chief will love him. 193 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:33,671 Hey, Chief, we got one of the He's never in. 194 00:21:33,671 --> 00:21:36,034 Sit down and don't move, OK? 195 00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:41,530 While we're waiting, I'm Chief. 196 00:21:41,904 --> 00:21:44,903 - Suit the desk, huh? - Cut it out! 197 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:49,471 He's not here! Anyhow, promotion's coming my way now. 198 00:21:49,471 --> 00:21:53,137 OK, Daddy Claus how d'you get a police gun? 199 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,467 Who d'you steal it from? 200 00:21:56,336 --> 00:21:58,564 Alain, he needs an address. 201 00:21:59,503 --> 00:22:00,594 Marseille region? 202 00:22:07,670 --> 00:22:10,736 If you need help, we have the yellow pages. 203 00:22:10,736 --> 00:22:12,536 So what about the gun? 204 00:22:12,536 --> 00:22:14,635 You realize we just look on the computer 205 00:22:14,635 --> 00:22:20,727 and we find the fool who got his gun stolen. 206 00:22:23,869 --> 00:22:26,891 Shit! He stole Gibert's gun! 207 00:22:28,736 --> 00:22:30,668 - No! - I swear! 208 00:22:31,169 --> 00:22:33,634 You know this is our Chief's gun? 209 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,234 Maybe you'd like to explain? 210 00:22:37,002 --> 00:22:38,002 Alain! 211 00:22:38,002 --> 00:22:40,934 Maybe he'd answer without the tape? 212 00:22:41,936 --> 00:22:43,833 You could be right. 213 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,094 Emilien! 214 00:22:53,335 --> 00:22:54,665 Chief! 215 00:22:56,702 --> 00:22:57,963 Somebody needs me. 216 00:23:01,035 --> 00:23:02,968 Why the disguise, Chief? 217 00:23:02,968 --> 00:23:07,935 I'm doing my job! I dressed up to infiltrate the gang 218 00:23:07,935 --> 00:23:10,027 and you screwed it up! 219 00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:14,969 I'm sorry, but Why not let us in on it? 220 00:23:14,969 --> 00:23:19,068 It wasn't an invasion. It was infiltration. Alone! 221 00:23:19,068 --> 00:23:22,368 Don't worry, I'll see you 222 00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:26,164 get the chance to dress up and direct traffic! 223 00:23:27,135 --> 00:23:30,568 - Get these cuffs off me. - Sure, Chief. 224 00:23:30,568 --> 00:23:32,867 Shit, they're Alain's cuffs. 225 00:23:32,867 --> 00:23:35,992 - Hurry up, Emilien. - 5 minutes! 226 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:47,059 You're Captain Gibert? 227 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:51,734 Not yet. I mean, I'm not Captain yet. 228 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:54,035 I'm not Gibert either. 229 00:23:54,035 --> 00:23:57,592 - I mean I'd hate to be Gibert - Be right back, Chief! 230 00:24:06,933 --> 00:24:09,195 You are Captain Gibert? 231 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,825 That's me. What can I do for you? 232 00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:17,000 My name is Qiu. 233 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,767 That's cute, Qiu Very cute. 234 00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:23,533 You are... I could get to like you... 235 00:24:23,533 --> 00:24:25,633 - Like... You're Chinese? - Yes. 236 00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:28,966 From my mother. Swiss from my Dad. 237 00:24:28,966 --> 00:24:32,421 Great, I love the Swiss. 238 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:36,500 I work for the magazine 239 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,799 World International, writing a piece on French police. 240 00:24:39,799 --> 00:24:44,632 I asked to follow a major detective and you are the biggest 241 00:24:44,632 --> 00:24:47,724 True enough I mean, 6'3" is fairly big 242 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,594 For a cop, it's rare. 243 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,199 That's impressive! 244 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:56,998 Sometimes, looking the mirror, I impress myself too 245 00:24:56,998 --> 00:25:00,133 Could I stick close for a few days? 246 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,467 As long as you like, I mean... 247 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:08,365 As long as your piece takes. Y'know, I get close to my piece too. 248 00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:10,861 Thanks. Can we start? 249 00:25:11,265 --> 00:25:12,525 With pleasure. 250 00:25:19,599 --> 00:25:21,690 - Thank you, Qiu. - It's OK. 251 00:25:25,598 --> 00:25:29,292 Why are you dressed as Santa right here in your office? 252 00:25:30,131 --> 00:25:33,465 This is my camouflage gear. 253 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:37,231 It's to infiltrate the Santa Claus gang. 254 00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:41,499 We need to get inside their minds and bodies. 255 00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:44,486 - The cuffs? - They're not mine! 256 00:25:45,298 --> 00:25:47,229 Any other questions? 257 00:25:48,364 --> 00:25:49,659 Enter! 258 00:25:50,598 --> 00:25:51,465 Bad time? 259 00:25:51,465 --> 00:25:54,164 No, it can't get any worse. 260 00:25:54,164 --> 00:25:58,531 As you're not doing anything, I'd like to talk. 261 00:25:58,531 --> 00:26:01,363 No time now, we'll talk at home. 262 00:26:01,363 --> 00:26:03,897 At home, your mind's on work. 263 00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:07,597 So I thought I'd better catch you at work. 264 00:26:07,597 --> 00:26:09,730 Not today, Petra, OK? 265 00:26:09,730 --> 00:26:12,530 For 8 months, you've said that. 266 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:15,963 I'm in the shit! Don't push me under, will you! 267 00:26:17,131 --> 00:26:19,664 What's happened now? 268 00:26:19,664 --> 00:26:21,363 I saw a Santa Claus. 269 00:26:21,363 --> 00:26:23,930 With a gun! I thought of the gang. 270 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:27,864 With or without a gun, it's all you think about. 271 00:26:27,864 --> 00:26:32,363 This was Santa with a gun! So I neutralized him. 272 00:26:32,363 --> 00:26:34,352 All by yourself? 273 00:26:34,729 --> 00:26:37,330 Not the gang, then? 274 00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:40,591 Not even! Gibert in disguise! 275 00:26:41,297 --> 00:26:42,930 You can laugh. I could have died. 276 00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:46,796 You should console me. 277 00:26:46,796 --> 00:26:48,296 Console you? 278 00:26:48,296 --> 00:26:55,930 I don't know, say something sweet, give me some good news. 279 00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:59,293 I'm pregnant. 280 00:26:59,963 --> 00:27:02,895 That's good news, isn't it? 281 00:27:02,895 --> 00:27:05,629 Sure... But... Since when? 282 00:27:05,629 --> 00:27:07,362 Since 8 months ago. 283 00:27:07,362 --> 00:27:12,329 How did that happen? 284 00:27:12,329 --> 00:27:14,728 The Holy Spirit came down. 285 00:27:14,728 --> 00:27:17,528 8 months ago? I'd have noticed. 286 00:27:17,528 --> 00:27:21,484 Your breasts are all... 287 00:27:23,062 --> 00:27:25,494 So that's why they're... 288 00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:28,763 Are you going to keep it? 289 00:27:28,763 --> 00:27:31,129 It's a bit late now, huh? 290 00:27:31,129 --> 00:27:33,062 Sure. Why didn't you say? 291 00:27:33,062 --> 00:27:35,462 I tried to tell you. 292 00:27:35,462 --> 00:27:39,519 I put cauliflowers all over. 293 00:27:40,728 --> 00:27:42,428 Look I wondered about that. 294 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:47,054 And photos from the scan. They're everywhere! 295 00:27:59,061 --> 00:28:00,094 That's my baby? 296 00:28:00,094 --> 00:28:04,254 Mine. If you want in, buck up. 297 00:28:06,194 --> 00:28:08,694 - Is it normal? - Knowing the Dad, 298 00:28:08,694 --> 00:28:10,361 you might wonder. 299 00:28:10,361 --> 00:28:13,261 But, oddly enough, it's normal. 300 00:28:13,261 --> 00:28:17,461 So, if you're pregnant and it's normal 301 00:28:17,461 --> 00:28:20,960 and you're keeping it I'm going to be a Daddy. 302 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,828 Very good. They could use you in the police. 303 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:27,894 - You'd go far! - Me, a Daddy? 304 00:28:27,894 --> 00:28:32,486 Yes, and this kid will need a great Daddy. 305 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:37,058 You can count on me, Petra. 306 00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:39,383 Lily! 307 00:28:49,961 --> 00:28:51,927 You're not laughing now. 308 00:28:52,128 --> 00:28:55,991 What use is a car without the woman you love? 309 00:29:01,027 --> 00:29:02,549 Rapid Test? 310 00:29:03,093 --> 00:29:04,819 What's a Rapid Test? 311 00:29:07,092 --> 00:29:09,717 2 lines? What's that mean? 312 00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:19,789 - Hi! - Hi! 313 00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:23,381 - Do you have the box that comes in? - Let's see. 314 00:29:24,927 --> 00:29:28,527 Isn't it some kind of pregnancy test? 315 00:29:28,527 --> 00:29:30,855 Precisely! Can we hurry? 316 00:29:31,294 --> 00:29:34,315 Don't move. It's next to the condoms. 317 00:29:51,459 --> 00:29:55,059 I'm out of stock. We had a rush on them. 318 00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:58,691 Women like to give a little baby for Xmas. 319 00:29:58,691 --> 00:30:01,180 That's what I'm thinking. 320 00:30:01,525 --> 00:30:03,048 I understand. 321 00:30:03,459 --> 00:30:06,257 I'll ask my daughter. Angele! 322 00:30:06,257 --> 00:30:11,858 She helps out. She knows it all by heart. It's impressive. 323 00:30:11,858 --> 00:30:13,949 Angele, what's this? 324 00:30:14,926 --> 00:30:17,859 Sorry, I try to be careful 325 00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:20,658 but I was drunk. 326 00:30:20,658 --> 00:30:24,025 I told you to help yourself to condoms. 327 00:30:24,025 --> 00:30:26,858 - There were none his size! - Whose? 328 00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:29,625 - I dunno. - You don't know his name? 329 00:30:29,625 --> 00:30:33,250 I was drunk. I forgot their names. 330 00:30:35,157 --> 00:30:37,589 Merry Christmas! 331 00:30:39,358 --> 00:30:40,958 This is serious. 332 00:30:40,958 --> 00:30:43,891 The Santa Claus Gang defies us. 333 00:30:43,891 --> 00:30:47,058 I tried a solo commando mission 334 00:30:47,058 --> 00:30:49,615 only to be thwarted by Emilien. 335 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:53,090 Never mind. The future is ours. 336 00:30:53,090 --> 00:30:56,191 We'll do with it what we will do. 337 00:30:56,191 --> 00:30:57,623 Tomorrow! Starting today! 338 00:30:57,623 --> 00:31:02,556 You can quote me. It's clumsy but effective. 339 00:31:02,957 --> 00:31:05,890 - Your lace is undone. - Wonderful. 340 00:31:05,890 --> 00:31:08,858 - Indeed. Where was I? - This is serious. 341 00:31:08,858 --> 00:31:10,191 I won't accept excessive haste 342 00:31:10,191 --> 00:31:12,657 or badly digested process. 343 00:31:12,657 --> 00:31:15,723 Don't quote me. 344 00:31:15,723 --> 00:31:17,291 We must be perfect 345 00:31:17,291 --> 00:31:22,089 irreproachable... Extra clean! 346 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:25,323 Last summer I worked with the NYPD. 347 00:31:25,323 --> 00:31:27,890 I picked up some jargon. 348 00:31:27,890 --> 00:31:29,377 Isn't that wild? 349 00:31:31,722 --> 00:31:35,120 So, hear this, men! 350 00:31:36,456 --> 00:31:41,048 I want the Santa Claus Gang behind bars before Christmas. 351 00:31:42,457 --> 00:31:45,857 So, no days off, medical certificates 352 00:31:45,857 --> 00:31:47,914 or letters from your parents. 353 00:31:48,024 --> 00:31:49,423 On top of that, Ms. Qiu 354 00:31:49,423 --> 00:31:53,289 a journalist with World International, 355 00:31:53,289 --> 00:31:55,290 will accompany us. 356 00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:59,422 Let's give her a good image of our police force. 357 00:31:59,422 --> 00:32:01,923 The key words on this mission 358 00:32:01,923 --> 00:32:05,480 Consult! Plan! Act! 359 00:32:06,156 --> 00:32:12,713 I have named this Operation Snow White. 360 00:32:13,422 --> 00:32:15,688 Blanche Neige in French. 361 00:32:15,688 --> 00:32:18,722 - Guess who are the dwarves. - Wonderful. 362 00:32:18,722 --> 00:32:22,522 From now on, everybody's on deck 24/7! 363 00:32:22,522 --> 00:32:27,156 - Questions? - Me! 364 00:32:27,156 --> 00:32:29,485 - What's the gift? - What gift? 365 00:32:30,055 --> 00:32:32,621 Sweet. Is it my birthday? 366 00:32:32,621 --> 00:32:34,322 - What month? - July. 367 00:32:34,322 --> 00:32:36,845 - It's for Xmas then. - Never mind. 368 00:32:49,754 --> 00:32:52,288 I haven't got that one. 369 00:32:52,288 --> 00:32:55,221 - Who's it from? - They know your hobbies. 370 00:32:56,655 --> 00:32:58,985 There's a little button on the top. 371 00:33:02,555 --> 00:33:04,855 Put your guns down! 372 00:33:04,855 --> 00:33:06,821 Wonderful! Hi, lawmen! 373 00:33:06,821 --> 00:33:08,655 This is Santa! 374 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:15,349 If you believe in me get your gifts outside Europa Bank at noon 375 00:33:17,154 --> 00:33:18,711 Time anybody? 376 00:33:19,387 --> 00:33:24,343 - 11:55, Chief. - Red Alert! 377 00:33:28,986 --> 00:33:34,321 How can you work with these idiots? 378 00:33:34,321 --> 00:33:36,287 Don't quote me, Ms. Qiu. 379 00:33:36,287 --> 00:33:40,220 It's very French. We're always complaining. 380 00:33:41,954 --> 00:33:47,220 Spread out and wait. I mean, let's go. 381 00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:52,387 Last time, they sped away. Now, we'll surprise them. 382 00:33:52,387 --> 00:33:54,887 They told us to be here! 383 00:33:54,887 --> 00:33:58,986 They sent the message thinking we'd think it was a hoax 384 00:33:58,986 --> 00:34:00,919 unaware that Gibert doesn't fall on deaf traps. 385 00:34:00,919 --> 00:34:05,187 He's here! Present and ready to rumble! 386 00:34:05,187 --> 00:34:09,286 Imagine the trap was to lure you here. 387 00:34:09,286 --> 00:34:12,253 Think, Emilien. It makes no sense. 388 00:34:12,253 --> 00:34:15,953 A criminal who warns the police? 389 00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:19,287 That's stupid! That's what worries me. 390 00:34:19,287 --> 00:34:22,649 They're not stupid! There's a first time for everything. 391 00:34:22,752 --> 00:34:25,553 - Unless - Unless what? 392 00:34:25,553 --> 00:34:27,718 They're sure to escape. 393 00:34:27,718 --> 00:34:30,286 Let them try. They won't go 10 meters. 394 00:34:30,286 --> 00:34:31,479 Trust me! 395 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,817 - Captain! - What's up? 396 00:34:43,219 --> 00:34:46,209 They'll have to drive over us. 397 00:34:49,985 --> 00:34:51,712 What the heck is that? 398 00:34:54,952 --> 00:34:56,849 It's horrible! 399 00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:22,985 - You OK, Chief? - I'm just dandy. 400 00:35:22,985 --> 00:35:24,884 Why are you still here? 401 00:35:24,884 --> 00:35:28,019 - How do we stop that? - I don't know... 402 00:35:28,019 --> 00:35:30,351 Use your imagination! 403 00:35:30,351 --> 00:35:32,578 Requisition a car! 404 00:35:36,784 --> 00:35:38,584 Why didn't he stop? 405 00:35:38,584 --> 00:35:41,318 Black and a cop? No chance! 406 00:35:41,318 --> 00:35:44,681 Even so, he could've slowed down. 407 00:35:44,951 --> 00:35:48,849 I'm fine. I'm used to it. 408 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:52,083 - Let's requisition our cars! - Right. 409 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,584 To the cars! 410 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:56,883 The anti-theft system is totally unique 411 00:35:56,883 --> 00:36:00,217 based on the Atlas system used by the police. 412 00:36:00,217 --> 00:36:04,378 Press here and it alerts the nearest police unit. 413 00:36:10,617 --> 00:36:11,981 Very efficient. 414 00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:26,342 Holy Fuck! 415 00:36:39,983 --> 00:36:42,107 My car! 416 00:36:55,149 --> 00:36:57,216 I'll get out. Less weight. 417 00:36:57,216 --> 00:37:00,817 Your 50 pounds 418 00:37:00,817 --> 00:37:02,714 won't make much difference. 419 00:37:12,615 --> 00:37:14,816 As for you The old port of Marseille 420 00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:16,982 and its famous Canebiere 421 00:37:16,982 --> 00:37:20,815 from "canabe", the hemp they used for the ropes. 422 00:37:20,815 --> 00:37:23,116 It was King Louis XIV in 1661 who... 423 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:24,547 Watch out! 424 00:37:24,682 --> 00:37:27,081 - You have to keep up! - I am! 425 00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:29,515 The Canebiere founded in 1661... 426 00:37:29,515 --> 00:37:34,674 Not keep up with me, knucklehead! With the off-roader! 427 00:37:35,315 --> 00:37:37,582 D'you see, Qiu? We can't get the staff. 428 00:37:37,582 --> 00:37:41,848 They recruit any old how. 429 00:37:41,848 --> 00:37:44,682 This lad would make a good lifeguard. 430 00:37:44,682 --> 00:37:48,981 But here he is leading a chase without a license. 431 00:37:48,981 --> 00:37:50,948 He doesn't have a license? 432 00:37:50,948 --> 00:37:53,614 - I only started yesterday. - No way! 433 00:37:53,614 --> 00:38:00,206 Calm! He just has to follow the car ahead. Any lifeguard can handle that. 434 00:38:07,081 --> 00:38:09,739 - What now? - Just follow, kid. 435 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:17,914 That thing guzzles so much gas, he'll run out before us. 436 00:38:17,914 --> 00:38:21,248 - In 5', he's ours! - We won't last 5'. 437 00:38:21,248 --> 00:38:23,076 We will... 438 00:38:54,647 --> 00:38:57,313 Shouldn't we stop to say sorry? 439 00:38:57,313 --> 00:39:00,547 All in good time. First, the chase! 440 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:03,612 - Seek and destroy! - Funny one. 441 00:39:03,612 --> 00:39:04,580 Should I stop? 442 00:39:04,580 --> 00:39:06,078 - What for? - The pool! 443 00:39:06,078 --> 00:39:07,136 Good thinking. 444 00:39:09,779 --> 00:39:11,870 Gee, that was close. 445 00:39:13,279 --> 00:39:15,439 Hey! Take it easy! 446 00:39:31,546 --> 00:39:34,774 - Nowhere near 5'! - See that? 447 00:39:35,013 --> 00:39:37,309 Perfect seal. No leaks. 448 00:39:37,878 --> 00:39:39,813 Is it always like this? 449 00:39:39,813 --> 00:39:43,245 Most times we get cars that leak! 450 00:39:44,612 --> 00:39:50,202 - I can't swim. - We have a lifeguard. 451 00:40:17,411 --> 00:40:20,377 Daniel! Good to see you. 452 00:40:20,511 --> 00:40:22,645 You look terrible. 453 00:40:22,645 --> 00:40:24,310 You see too much of Lily. 454 00:40:24,310 --> 00:40:26,278 Just joking... 455 00:40:26,278 --> 00:40:28,578 Have fun while you're young. 456 00:40:28,578 --> 00:40:30,778 Seen my driver? He's late. 457 00:40:30,778 --> 00:40:33,868 One block up. He won't be long. 458 00:40:34,110 --> 00:40:35,144 Perfect! 459 00:40:35,144 --> 00:40:37,744 - Is Lily in? - Of course. 460 00:40:37,744 --> 00:40:40,711 Sorry. Didn't see you there. 461 00:40:40,711 --> 00:40:42,869 Don't worry, I'm used to it. 462 00:40:43,144 --> 00:40:44,777 Look who it is! 463 00:40:44,777 --> 00:40:46,844 - Can we talk a minute? - I'm going out. 464 00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:50,344 To the doctor's. 465 00:40:50,344 --> 00:40:52,944 - Give me a ride, Dad? - Of course. 466 00:40:52,944 --> 00:40:54,343 Where's my car? 467 00:40:54,343 --> 00:40:56,710 He did seem in difficulty. 468 00:40:56,710 --> 00:40:59,011 Can I give you both a ride? 469 00:40:59,011 --> 00:41:00,411 Affirmative! 470 00:41:00,411 --> 00:41:03,865 Teach him to be late! C'mon, all aboard! 471 00:41:08,276 --> 00:41:10,244 Boulevard Cassini, driver! 472 00:41:10,244 --> 00:41:11,209 Yes, Ma'am. 473 00:41:24,443 --> 00:41:25,910 You're late, son. 474 00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:28,410 Daniel offered us a ride. 475 00:41:28,410 --> 00:41:30,375 See you at barracks. 476 00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:43,010 - Taking it easy? - You think? 477 00:41:43,010 --> 00:41:47,943 The roads are wild 478 00:41:47,943 --> 00:41:51,009 and full of potholes, terrible And a little calm does you good. 479 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:54,771 Indeed but I don't want to be late. 480 00:41:56,443 --> 00:41:57,576 What's wrong? 481 00:41:57,576 --> 00:41:59,675 - It hurts! - Where does it hurt? 482 00:41:59,675 --> 00:42:01,609 - My belly. - That's awful! 483 00:42:01,609 --> 00:42:04,741 - What do we do, general? - How do I know? 484 00:42:04,741 --> 00:42:06,504 Are you really in pain? 485 00:42:08,676 --> 00:42:10,976 - I'm better now. It's gone. - Sure? 486 00:42:10,976 --> 00:42:12,565 Yes, it's gone... 487 00:42:12,742 --> 00:42:17,333 It's gone... 488 00:42:20,743 --> 00:42:23,608 You never used to be so emotional. 489 00:42:23,608 --> 00:42:27,408 It's Xmas, the gifts, all that... 490 00:42:27,408 --> 00:42:28,805 It gets to me. 491 00:42:29,108 --> 00:42:31,199 Yes, so I see. 492 00:42:31,708 --> 00:42:34,341 What's that behind your ear? Nothing! A kind of thermometer. 493 00:42:34,341 --> 00:42:36,675 It takes your blood pressure. 494 00:42:36,675 --> 00:42:39,436 1 line, you're OK. 495 00:42:42,842 --> 00:42:44,375 2 lines, you're not OK. 496 00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:47,499 That's why I'm taking it easy. 497 00:42:53,874 --> 00:42:56,908 Thanks for the ride Most agreeable. 498 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,497 See you tonight, honey. 499 00:43:03,140 --> 00:43:06,800 I'll ask the doctor but I'd say you've no hope. 500 00:43:11,773 --> 00:43:15,036 I hate to intrude but I'm going to be late. 501 00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:22,995 Lift off! 502 00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:43,798 Enter. 503 00:43:48,540 --> 00:43:49,437 Are you OK? 504 00:43:54,807 --> 00:43:55,772 Couldn't be better. 505 00:43:55,772 --> 00:43:58,039 We're betrayed by our own equipment. 506 00:43:58,039 --> 00:44:02,306 How can we work? 507 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:05,406 Don't forget that. We need funds. 508 00:44:05,406 --> 00:44:08,807 I want solid chairs, higher doors because 509 00:44:08,807 --> 00:44:11,305 And life buoys in every car. 510 00:44:11,305 --> 00:44:14,294 Remember? Glug-glug... 511 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,605 You see! Not to mention comfortable shoes. 512 00:44:17,605 --> 00:44:20,264 These ones are killing me! 513 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,139 But they're brand new. 514 00:44:23,139 --> 00:44:26,504 What prankster did that? It's not funny. 515 00:44:26,504 --> 00:44:28,771 The other one's the same. 516 00:44:28,771 --> 00:44:33,006 It's not funny at all. Sometimes, it's just too much. 517 00:44:33,006 --> 00:44:35,705 Relax, Captain. 518 00:44:35,705 --> 00:44:37,772 You're too tense. It's that gang. 519 00:44:37,772 --> 00:44:41,465 The Santa Claus Gang! 520 00:44:41,705 --> 00:44:45,636 Forget about them and let me take care of you. 521 00:44:49,338 --> 00:44:51,572 You know how that works? 522 00:44:51,572 --> 00:44:53,304 A little. 523 00:44:53,304 --> 00:44:55,271 We got them last week. 524 00:44:55,271 --> 00:44:58,669 I hid my typewriter 525 00:45:00,938 --> 00:45:03,638 so they couldn't take it away. Let yourself go, Captain. 526 00:45:03,638 --> 00:45:07,472 In 5 minutes you'll be thinking clearly. 527 00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:10,562 - You think so? - I'm sure of it. 528 00:45:13,504 --> 00:45:16,438 I can't see. Is that normal? 529 00:45:16,438 --> 00:45:20,336 Perfectly normal. Relax. 530 00:45:24,405 --> 00:45:26,927 That feels good. 531 00:45:32,370 --> 00:45:36,236 It's all draining away. 532 00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:43,204 That's exactly it. 533 00:45:43,204 --> 00:45:45,904 You'll see. Y'know, I'm scared I'll nod off. 534 00:45:45,904 --> 00:45:48,564 I'll wake you. 535 00:45:58,969 --> 00:46:00,731 Excellent! 536 00:46:02,537 --> 00:46:06,335 - You know where you are? - No, where? 537 00:46:06,335 --> 00:46:07,503 Police HQ! 538 00:46:07,503 --> 00:46:11,298 - No way! Looks like a garage. - Comedian, huh? 539 00:46:14,537 --> 00:46:17,128 - Morning, general. - At ease. 540 00:46:17,437 --> 00:46:20,562 Thanks, Daniel. See you tonight. 541 00:46:25,736 --> 00:46:29,569 My savior! Can you drop me off? 542 00:46:29,569 --> 00:46:33,467 - I'll give you a ride. - Am I glad to see you! 543 00:46:35,136 --> 00:46:36,136 'Scuse me... 544 00:46:36,136 --> 00:46:38,702 - Can I go? - I suppose so. 545 00:46:38,702 --> 00:46:41,536 Can you keep an eye on the space? 546 00:46:41,536 --> 00:46:43,398 I'll be back. 547 00:46:48,769 --> 00:46:51,335 - Easy, I'm not late. - Yes, boss. 548 00:46:51,335 --> 00:46:54,803 - You'll never guess. - Neither will you. 549 00:46:54,803 --> 00:46:57,701 Take a guess. It's unbelievable. 550 00:46:57,701 --> 00:47:01,402 - You got promotion? - No, it's personal. 551 00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:04,233 - Marriage? - I'm going to be a Daddy! 552 00:47:05,469 --> 00:47:08,436 - I don't believe it. - You'd better. 553 00:47:08,436 --> 00:47:09,696 It's wonderful! 554 00:47:10,735 --> 00:47:13,964 - Lily's pregnant too. - No way! 555 00:47:14,767 --> 00:47:18,895 That's wonderful. We'll be Daddies together. 556 00:47:19,767 --> 00:47:21,735 Would you believe that! 557 00:47:21,735 --> 00:47:25,827 Friends for so long and now having a kid together. 558 00:47:27,735 --> 00:47:30,735 I mean, each having a kid 559 00:47:30,735 --> 00:47:32,768 at the same time. 560 00:47:32,768 --> 00:47:36,326 - Separately - Yeah, separately, sure. 561 00:47:37,834 --> 00:47:39,967 - How many months? - 8! 562 00:47:39,967 --> 00:47:42,535 - You didn't say! - I didn't know. 563 00:47:42,535 --> 00:47:45,435 You're first to know. Ahead of my Mom. 564 00:47:45,435 --> 00:47:48,492 - And you? How many months? - 2 lines. 565 00:47:48,934 --> 00:47:49,867 2 lines? 566 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:53,601 It's a thing you pee on to see how pregnant you are. 567 00:47:53,601 --> 00:47:56,122 She's 2 lines pregnant. 568 00:47:56,534 --> 00:47:59,330 Wow, that's cool. 569 00:47:59,934 --> 00:48:01,399 Yeah, it's cool. 570 00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:13,290 Captain... 571 00:48:14,067 --> 00:48:15,666 Visitors. 572 00:48:15,666 --> 00:48:17,634 What's this? 573 00:48:17,634 --> 00:48:21,589 Good to see you all. 574 00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:24,699 We were just... 575 00:48:24,699 --> 00:48:27,066 My colleague here from China 576 00:48:27,066 --> 00:48:30,101 has great relaxation technique. 577 00:48:30,101 --> 00:48:31,966 5 hours' sleep in 5 minutes. 578 00:48:31,966 --> 00:48:34,194 No kidding, it energizes. 579 00:48:34,834 --> 00:48:38,959 The lesson is over. See you later, Captain. 580 00:48:41,866 --> 00:48:43,957 Thank you, Qiu. 581 00:48:47,765 --> 00:48:50,061 What can I do for you? 582 00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:57,033 There were all these cauliflowers. I didn't even notice. 583 00:48:57,033 --> 00:48:59,133 - How dumb can you be? - That dumb. 584 00:48:59,133 --> 00:49:00,999 But why cauliflowers? How do I know? 585 00:49:00,999 --> 00:49:07,365 It should have given me a hint. Nada! 586 00:49:07,365 --> 00:49:09,698 - I am such a klutz. - That's going too far. 587 00:49:09,698 --> 00:49:13,598 - If you were, she'd bail. - You think? 588 00:49:13,598 --> 00:49:15,928 Petra's anything but a masochist. 589 00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:18,900 That's good to hear. 590 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:23,065 - Yeah but we're still in shit. - Whaddya mean? 591 00:49:23,065 --> 00:49:26,864 You're always chasing thieves and I'm a car freak. 592 00:49:26,864 --> 00:49:28,989 We drive them crazy. 593 00:49:29,732 --> 00:49:33,631 And a kid takes up a lot of space. 594 00:49:33,864 --> 00:49:36,965 We have to change our ways. 595 00:49:36,965 --> 00:49:40,031 Right! See him walk take him to school 596 00:49:40,031 --> 00:49:43,664 That's not just yet. 597 00:49:43,664 --> 00:49:46,859 - It's fingers in sockets first. - Outlet plugs! 598 00:49:47,465 --> 00:49:51,260 Sure Jeez, you don't think how much work it is. 599 00:49:52,098 --> 00:49:54,631 Shit! Good stuff. Rachid give it to you? 600 00:49:54,631 --> 00:49:59,291 - You know Rachid? - A little. 601 00:50:01,831 --> 00:50:03,854 Hey, the sun's coming up. 602 00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:11,431 Say, Daniel... 603 00:50:11,431 --> 00:50:14,091 Santa on a scooter Is that normal? 604 00:50:15,730 --> 00:50:18,164 Usually he's on a sleigh. 605 00:50:18,164 --> 00:50:21,064 Discreet but edgy that's not normal. 606 00:50:21,064 --> 00:50:25,430 You just said we had to work less to look after our women 607 00:50:25,430 --> 00:50:28,597 and future progeny No chase, OK? 608 00:50:28,597 --> 00:50:31,586 - Follow him. - At your service! 609 00:50:51,597 --> 00:50:55,494 Got anything on scooter 75 BN 13? I'll hold. 610 00:50:57,963 --> 00:51:01,230 - Stolen 2 weeks ago. - Perseverance always pays. 611 00:51:01,230 --> 00:51:03,062 Petra'll be pleased. 612 00:51:03,062 --> 00:51:07,289 We locate their hideout and I pass it on. 613 00:51:08,530 --> 00:51:10,862 Where would I be without you? 614 00:51:10,862 --> 00:51:12,453 Even deeper in it. 615 00:51:18,730 --> 00:51:22,662 We'll lose him. Our only lead and I lose him! 616 00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:25,720 Every problem has a solution. 617 00:51:25,930 --> 00:51:27,918 What the hell? 618 00:51:30,996 --> 00:51:32,229 What are you doing? 619 00:51:32,229 --> 00:51:34,626 - Got a better way to tail a scooter? - No. 620 00:51:35,062 --> 00:51:37,529 Maybe it's a bit conspicuous. 621 00:51:37,529 --> 00:51:41,222 - Act cool, we'll be fine. - Cool, OK 622 00:52:13,227 --> 00:52:17,388 You saw where he went. Now call your Chief. 623 00:52:17,462 --> 00:52:19,428 I messed up once. Not again. 624 00:52:19,495 --> 00:52:20,961 I have to check my sources. 625 00:52:20,961 --> 00:52:25,127 Santa on a stolen scooter in a warehouse? 626 00:52:25,127 --> 00:52:28,128 - What more d'you want? - I can't screw up. 627 00:52:28,128 --> 00:52:29,990 It'll take 5 minutes. 628 00:52:40,327 --> 00:52:41,190 Proof? 629 00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:45,026 Or d'you wanna see their guns work? 630 00:52:45,026 --> 00:52:46,618 No, that's fine. 631 00:52:47,393 --> 00:52:49,552 Best find out how many there are. 632 00:52:50,027 --> 00:52:50,924 Come with me. 633 00:52:52,794 --> 00:52:56,628 Don't you know when to stop? 634 00:52:56,628 --> 00:52:59,226 You said you'd call in. He'll want to know how many. 635 00:52:59,226 --> 00:53:01,759 And is this their HQ or a drop? 636 00:53:01,759 --> 00:53:03,350 It'll take 5 minutes. 637 00:53:22,293 --> 00:53:24,593 I don't see this working. 638 00:53:24,593 --> 00:53:28,759 I saw it in a movie. It's mind over matter. 639 00:53:28,759 --> 00:53:30,727 I know. That's why I'm worried. 640 00:53:30,727 --> 00:53:32,192 If I'm hurt, call Gibert. 641 00:53:33,759 --> 00:53:34,816 Your lace... 642 00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:48,821 Hello! 643 00:53:48,893 --> 00:53:51,359 I saw the doc. Wanna hear? 644 00:53:51,359 --> 00:53:55,126 - If he's good, sure. - He's excellent. 645 00:53:55,126 --> 00:53:59,490 Recommended by Marie-Sophie who had 4 kids in 4 years. 646 00:53:59,726 --> 00:54:02,559 - That'll be hard to beat. - Living apart, yeah. 647 00:54:02,559 --> 00:54:08,325 Lily, I'm trying but you have to be there to see it. 648 00:54:08,325 --> 00:54:09,859 Can you speak up? 649 00:54:09,859 --> 00:54:14,223 The Santa's have got Emilien. Looks like they're about to 650 00:54:15,258 --> 00:54:17,486 Lily, Lily 651 00:54:17,958 --> 00:54:19,515 Aw, shit! 652 00:54:38,759 --> 00:54:40,280 What are you doing here? 653 00:54:40,658 --> 00:54:41,857 Guess. 654 00:54:41,857 --> 00:54:44,624 I've been trained to resist torture. 655 00:54:44,624 --> 00:54:49,682 - I'll never talk. - We don't need you to. 656 00:54:49,825 --> 00:54:52,991 We know everything. Anyhow, torture's outdated. 657 00:54:52,991 --> 00:54:56,957 We've more effective ways of getting a man to talk. 658 00:54:56,957 --> 00:54:58,014 Really? 659 00:54:59,725 --> 00:55:06,213 The gentle touch, for example. That's the most fearsome of weapons. 660 00:55:06,724 --> 00:55:10,323 What's a hunk like you doing in the police? 661 00:55:10,323 --> 00:55:13,324 My job. Hey, that's off limits. 662 00:55:13,324 --> 00:55:17,024 You do seem open to a little persuasion. 663 00:55:17,024 --> 00:55:18,956 That's my cell phone. 664 00:55:18,956 --> 00:55:21,650 Let's take a look. 665 00:55:23,258 --> 00:55:25,190 A superb model. 666 00:55:25,624 --> 00:55:27,658 It's off. Can I turn it on? 667 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:30,089 You have no right! 668 00:55:30,391 --> 00:55:33,879 I'm out of units! It's human rights abuse! 669 00:55:42,023 --> 00:55:43,989 This is inhumane. 670 00:55:45,356 --> 00:55:51,619 The end justifies the means! I mean to justify your end. 671 00:56:00,423 --> 00:56:05,022 - Can't take your call, I'm busy. - Give your ID, we'll be in touch. 672 00:56:05,022 --> 00:56:09,149 You must be on a mission. 673 00:56:10,523 --> 00:56:12,956 I'm very proud of you and your devotion to your work. 674 00:56:12,956 --> 00:56:15,221 You put everything into it. 675 00:56:15,221 --> 00:56:18,122 Think of yourself a little. 676 00:56:18,122 --> 00:56:20,955 Relax and enjoy life's pleasures. 677 00:56:20,955 --> 00:56:24,289 And maybe make some time for me too. 678 00:56:24,289 --> 00:56:27,422 Call me when it's over. 679 00:56:27,422 --> 00:56:30,980 Big kisses! 680 00:56:35,822 --> 00:56:37,754 You again? 681 00:56:41,022 --> 00:56:43,922 Have you seen Emilien? 682 00:56:43,922 --> 00:56:47,688 - He's been kidnapped! - What on earth for? 683 00:56:47,688 --> 00:56:50,321 By a group of armed Santa Clauses. 684 00:56:50,321 --> 00:56:53,523 - It's the Santa Claus Gang! - You don't say. 685 00:56:53,523 --> 00:56:56,288 - He went in alone? - Not quite. 686 00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:59,655 I have an infallible plan to get them. 687 00:56:59,655 --> 00:57:03,315 He will be avenged. 688 00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:07,213 To the cars! 689 00:57:07,288 --> 00:57:11,954 Can you stick close by? I've a sinking feeling about this. 690 00:57:11,954 --> 00:57:15,546 Find the Santas and we find Emilien. 691 00:57:15,722 --> 00:57:19,847 But in what state? 692 00:57:20,388 --> 00:57:21,479 That's cheery. 693 00:57:30,887 --> 00:57:32,087 Captain! 694 00:57:32,087 --> 00:57:33,610 What good timing! 695 00:57:33,954 --> 00:57:35,387 We're going to catch the Santas in the act! 696 00:57:35,387 --> 00:57:38,876 In the sack with them! 697 00:57:39,487 --> 00:57:42,255 - Can I come? - It's way too dangerous. 698 00:57:42,255 --> 00:57:46,621 It won't be a Christmas Carol. 699 00:57:46,621 --> 00:57:50,020 Captain... Please! 700 00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:52,713 OK, it's not far. 701 00:57:54,521 --> 00:57:55,850 Follow us, huh? 702 00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:11,883 Into position. 703 00:58:20,053 --> 00:58:21,220 So, this is Xmas. 704 00:58:21,220 --> 00:58:25,119 I'll turn on their lights no messing. 705 00:58:25,119 --> 00:58:28,686 - How did you find them? - My private grapevine. 706 00:58:28,686 --> 00:58:30,786 My brother is in sanitation. 707 00:58:30,786 --> 00:58:32,786 He flunked his police exams. 708 00:58:32,786 --> 00:58:38,653 He cribbed off me but inverted the questions so he got zero. 709 00:58:38,653 --> 00:58:41,219 That happened to all my pals too. 710 00:58:41,219 --> 00:58:42,786 Nobody asked you. 711 00:58:42,786 --> 00:58:44,520 Anyway, he called me 712 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,713 about work in the sewers. 713 00:58:47,886 --> 00:58:49,219 Discreetly, I probe and find... 714 00:58:49,219 --> 00:58:52,616 A tunnel! Between bank and store. 715 00:58:52,819 --> 00:58:56,273 So they can spend the cash right away. 716 00:58:56,552 --> 00:59:02,886 They rob the bank on Sunday and walk out via the store. 717 00:59:02,886 --> 00:59:05,486 I get it. As Santas, nobody notices. 718 00:59:05,486 --> 00:59:11,085 The Santa disguise was to help them rob the richest bank in Marseille. 719 00:59:11,085 --> 00:59:13,786 Of course! You're a genius! 720 00:59:13,786 --> 00:59:16,985 No, talent and brain power 721 00:59:16,985 --> 00:59:19,474 are nothing without training. 722 00:59:20,751 --> 00:59:22,808 - Can I make a call? - Go ahead. 723 00:59:25,019 --> 00:59:26,881 That's funny. Emilien has the same. 724 00:59:31,484 --> 00:59:32,314 Hello! 725 00:59:32,485 --> 00:59:34,485 It melts in the ear. 726 00:59:34,485 --> 00:59:36,780 Activate plan B. 727 00:59:37,318 --> 00:59:39,477 - I got it! - OK. 728 00:59:40,050 --> 00:59:43,885 What a beautiful tongue... Chinese! 729 00:59:43,885 --> 00:59:46,518 - Chief! Movement inside. - Ready! 730 00:59:46,518 --> 00:59:49,417 See the 4-wheel monster and destroy! 731 00:59:49,551 --> 00:59:50,847 I hear you. 732 00:59:51,317 --> 00:59:54,250 Xmas is over! Gibert means business. 733 00:59:57,050 --> 00:59:58,414 What the heck? 734 00:59:59,850 --> 01:00:01,941 Where's the big monster? 735 01:00:03,985 --> 01:00:07,508 Well then? Catch them! Alive even! 736 01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:11,441 Requisitioned! 737 01:00:28,584 --> 01:00:31,742 Alain, follow me! We have a wonderful view over the port. 738 01:00:32,216 --> 01:00:35,683 - It's quiet in winter? - Very. 739 01:00:35,683 --> 01:00:37,148 Stop! 740 01:00:40,784 --> 01:00:45,049 - Chief, wait for me! - In the name of the law! 741 01:00:45,049 --> 01:00:47,083 Like I said, Minister 742 01:00:47,083 --> 01:00:48,816 we need more funding. 743 01:00:48,816 --> 01:00:52,049 Yes, 1 bike for 2 officers is not good. 744 01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:53,605 Not good at all. 745 01:01:47,615 --> 01:01:51,069 Tell the chopper we're on schedule. 746 01:01:57,515 --> 01:02:01,416 I'll miss you, sweet little Emilien. 747 01:02:01,416 --> 01:02:04,447 - But you won't suffer. - Great. 748 01:02:04,447 --> 01:02:09,014 You'll have the privilege of knowing when you'll die 749 01:02:09,014 --> 01:02:11,381 thanks to modern technology. 750 01:02:11,381 --> 01:02:13,347 That's my Swiss side. 751 01:02:22,148 --> 01:02:25,114 When the mechanism triggers 752 01:02:25,114 --> 01:02:28,647 the ball will swing down on its cable 753 01:02:28,647 --> 01:02:31,704 with you in the front row. 754 01:02:32,380 --> 01:02:34,114 How long before it triggers? 755 01:02:34,114 --> 01:02:37,978 - You have exactly 5 minutes. - Shit! 756 01:02:38,114 --> 01:02:42,580 Make the most of it to purify your soul. 757 01:02:42,580 --> 01:02:49,080 You must cleanse your mind and review your life before meeting the Eternal. 758 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,580 5' to cleanse my mind? 759 01:02:51,580 --> 01:02:53,671 You have to prioritize. 760 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:04,446 I took your cell phone as a souvenir. 761 01:03:04,446 --> 01:03:08,436 I'm very sentimental. 762 01:03:17,180 --> 01:03:19,408 That's my Chinese side. 763 01:03:33,279 --> 01:03:35,575 Cleanse my mind? Sure. 764 01:03:35,745 --> 01:03:37,404 What we need is a miracle. 765 01:03:43,946 --> 01:03:45,843 Even a tiny one. Not the ball! 766 01:03:46,546 --> 01:03:47,943 Not the taxi! 767 01:03:56,578 --> 01:04:00,578 You've no idea what happened. 768 01:04:00,578 --> 01:04:03,446 It's terrible. We must find her. 769 01:04:03,446 --> 01:04:06,711 She has my cell. 770 01:04:06,711 --> 01:04:08,413 Not to mention all the loot! 771 01:04:08,413 --> 01:04:10,078 But the cell was a gift from Petra. 772 01:04:10,078 --> 01:04:13,246 If China girl answers it, I'm for it. 773 01:04:13,246 --> 01:04:15,939 Did I just save your life? 774 01:04:16,211 --> 01:04:18,768 Sure. I'd have done the same for you. 775 01:04:18,944 --> 01:04:22,412 So I'd die run over by a cop car. 776 01:04:22,412 --> 01:04:25,111 Hey, my driving's getting better. 777 01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:27,812 Not your manners. Say thank you. 778 01:04:27,812 --> 01:04:31,471 If we let the gang get away, my life's worthless. 779 01:04:31,545 --> 01:04:33,611 Gibert will throttle me. 780 01:04:33,611 --> 01:04:37,011 We'll find your gang! Now, say thank you. 781 01:04:37,011 --> 01:04:40,676 How'll we find them? We've no leads, no clues! 782 01:04:40,676 --> 01:04:43,802 - Is that good enough? - What? 783 01:04:49,811 --> 01:04:52,211 Sorry, pal. I'm sorry. 784 01:04:52,211 --> 01:04:56,767 My nerves are giving out. 785 01:04:57,412 --> 01:05:03,177 I can't take it. China girl... She tortured me for hours. I can't forget. 786 01:05:03,177 --> 01:05:06,609 - She tortured you? - It was horrible. 787 01:05:07,576 --> 01:05:11,144 - How? - Things I'd never tried. 788 01:05:11,144 --> 01:05:16,376 You can't guess... 789 01:05:16,376 --> 01:05:19,537 I can't talk about it. It still hurts... 790 01:05:20,042 --> 01:05:21,703 I understand. 791 01:05:22,642 --> 01:05:26,542 Don't worry. We'll find her! Come on! 792 01:05:29,244 --> 01:05:31,377 Did she mention anything? 793 01:05:31,377 --> 01:05:35,976 Just a chopper that's waiting somewhere. 794 01:05:35,976 --> 01:05:38,603 - And she had fur boots on. - Fur boots? 795 01:05:39,810 --> 01:05:41,876 - Notice anything? - No! 796 01:05:41,876 --> 01:05:45,076 - It's cold. - Yeah! Melted snow? 797 01:05:45,076 --> 01:05:49,098 If it's still here, it came from high up and nearby. 798 01:05:49,676 --> 01:05:52,641 With those boots they're headed back there. 799 01:05:53,109 --> 01:05:54,676 Probably. 800 01:05:54,676 --> 01:05:56,909 But why the mountains? 801 01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:58,704 On the other side? 802 01:06:01,275 --> 01:06:04,376 Switzerland! Of course! 803 01:06:04,376 --> 01:06:07,143 She's half-Swiss It's home field. 804 01:06:07,143 --> 01:06:09,709 They drive up and ski across 805 01:06:09,709 --> 01:06:12,208 blending in with the tourists... 806 01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:15,209 All the way to their chopper. 807 01:06:15,209 --> 01:06:16,970 That's wonderful! 808 01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:25,098 Let's find the resort closest to the border big enough for a chopper. 809 01:06:26,742 --> 01:06:28,468 Tignes-Val d'Isere! 810 01:06:37,941 --> 01:06:40,941 - See anything? - Not really. 811 01:06:40,941 --> 01:06:44,274 Patrol 1: Nothing to report. 812 01:06:44,274 --> 01:06:48,934 - So where to for the vacation? - We'll head for the slopes. 813 01:07:18,908 --> 01:07:24,107 Now, let's hope we were right and we spot their car. 814 01:07:24,107 --> 01:07:26,901 You look right, I'll look left. 815 01:07:30,007 --> 01:07:32,507 You don't know left from right? 816 01:07:32,507 --> 01:07:35,306 Right for you? Sorry, my fault. 817 01:07:35,306 --> 01:07:38,874 - I took it as facing you. - You're next to me. 818 01:07:38,874 --> 01:07:42,704 But I thought you meant facing you. 819 01:07:43,207 --> 01:07:45,138 - What? - The car! 820 01:07:46,007 --> 01:07:48,039 - Told you. - Try a shortcut. 821 01:07:48,039 --> 01:07:50,206 - First right. - You know Tignes? 822 01:07:50,206 --> 01:07:53,606 They're all alike. Trust my instinct. 823 01:07:53,606 --> 01:07:56,902 I prefer to trust mine. I'll take a right. 824 01:07:59,939 --> 01:08:01,427 Watch out! 825 01:08:07,073 --> 01:08:08,663 That was close! 826 01:08:10,140 --> 01:08:13,128 - Where are we? - Look for a sign. 827 01:08:17,205 --> 01:08:19,907 What's with all these cars? 828 01:08:19,907 --> 01:08:22,573 They must be from the ski school. 829 01:08:22,573 --> 01:08:23,799 What's that sign say? 830 01:08:24,939 --> 01:08:27,706 1' 10" off the lead. Is that good? 831 01:08:27,706 --> 01:08:30,036 We'll improve next lap. 832 01:08:52,172 --> 01:08:54,039 Shit! That's screwed it. 833 01:08:54,039 --> 01:08:58,438 Look at the tracks. A snowmobile! 834 01:08:58,438 --> 01:09:00,538 We'll never catch them. The chase is over. 835 01:09:00,538 --> 01:09:02,367 It's never over. 836 01:09:07,171 --> 01:09:11,272 This isn't about speed it's about snow. 837 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:13,203 Nothing's impossible. 838 01:09:20,471 --> 01:09:22,766 You like my winter collection? 839 01:09:24,203 --> 01:09:26,000 Yeah, not bad. 840 01:09:26,239 --> 01:09:28,296 - You tried it out? - Not yet. 841 01:09:36,971 --> 01:09:39,570 - I'd say it works. - I'd say so. 842 01:09:39,570 --> 01:09:44,138 - But where'd they go? - Let's follow the tracks. 843 01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:46,467 Yeah, I see. Well spotted. 844 01:09:49,238 --> 01:09:52,103 Can the taxi do a chopper too? 845 01:09:52,103 --> 01:09:53,536 Maybe that's asking too much. 846 01:09:53,536 --> 01:09:57,771 I'd better warn the general then. 847 01:09:57,771 --> 01:09:59,134 Very good idea. 848 01:09:59,370 --> 01:10:01,892 Lend me your cell phone? She has mine. 849 01:10:07,970 --> 01:10:09,937 Transfer the cash. 850 01:10:09,937 --> 01:10:12,664 We must be gone before sunset. 851 01:10:21,669 --> 01:10:22,929 Get to work! 852 01:10:31,336 --> 01:10:34,360 - You think they're inside? - Hard to say. 853 01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:39,935 Hello! 854 01:10:39,935 --> 01:10:43,169 Operation Snow White is underway. 855 01:10:43,169 --> 01:10:45,136 We'll be there in 10'. 856 01:10:45,136 --> 01:10:49,398 I have your Chief here. He insisted on coming along. 857 01:10:52,102 --> 01:10:55,795 You sure this is a good idea? 858 01:10:56,469 --> 01:11:01,703 I served with an Alpine regiment. 859 01:11:01,703 --> 01:11:04,002 13th Battalion, Special Section. I know the mountains. 860 01:11:04,002 --> 01:11:06,169 But this is high up. 861 01:11:06,169 --> 01:11:10,124 - You ever seen snow? - I'm from Grenoble. 862 01:11:11,002 --> 01:11:13,160 I didn't say a word. Let's go! 863 01:11:14,802 --> 01:11:15,961 Everybody out! 864 01:11:17,136 --> 01:11:18,934 I'll go take a look. 865 01:11:18,934 --> 01:11:21,456 - I wouldn't. - I'll be 5'. 866 01:11:23,403 --> 01:11:25,631 He just won't be told. 867 01:11:34,568 --> 01:11:36,965 OK, let's stay together. 868 01:11:41,502 --> 01:11:44,268 See? No need to muck up my seats! 869 01:11:44,268 --> 01:11:48,300 - It's only water. - It's snow! Snow leaves marks! 870 01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:50,867 - I'll clean your damn car! - What with? 871 01:11:50,867 --> 01:11:54,534 - I said I'll clean it. - You Mr. Clean? 872 01:11:54,534 --> 01:11:55,931 Give me a break! 873 01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:03,498 C'mon, clear out! 874 01:12:08,299 --> 01:12:10,766 - You ski? - No, I drive! 875 01:13:21,866 --> 01:13:23,956 Follow me! 876 01:13:27,732 --> 01:13:29,332 This is a forest! 877 01:13:29,332 --> 01:13:31,958 - Scare you? - The car scares me. 878 01:13:35,898 --> 01:13:38,198 What are you doing? 879 01:13:38,198 --> 01:13:40,358 Putting the tires back on. 880 01:13:45,199 --> 01:13:48,028 We've spotted the chopper. Get ready! 881 01:13:51,499 --> 01:13:53,131 Are you sure? 882 01:13:53,131 --> 01:13:56,664 I checked all my gear. 883 01:13:56,664 --> 01:13:58,755 I'll be fine. Let's go, guys! 884 01:14:21,464 --> 01:14:22,394 What happened? 885 01:14:27,363 --> 01:14:28,990 Wait for me! 886 01:14:40,530 --> 01:14:42,797 The strap must be too short. 887 01:14:42,797 --> 01:14:44,592 Obviously it is. 888 01:14:47,530 --> 01:14:49,928 - You're cutting it? - Too right. 889 01:14:53,163 --> 01:14:54,186 There we are! 890 01:14:54,997 --> 01:14:56,586 Wait! 891 01:15:05,797 --> 01:15:09,764 The next racer to set off is Austria's Hans Gherart 892 01:15:09,764 --> 01:15:12,286 one of the big favorites. 893 01:15:13,929 --> 01:15:18,452 - Are we lost? - If we follow the flags, we'll be OK. 894 01:15:19,063 --> 01:15:23,295 First at Kitzbuhel, now here at Val d'Isere 895 01:15:23,295 --> 01:15:26,750 he's crushed the competition. 896 01:15:30,995 --> 01:15:34,587 He's smashed the intermediate times. 897 01:15:37,330 --> 01:15:40,817 He seems certain to be world champion. 898 01:15:46,362 --> 01:15:49,523 Victory is his for the taking... 899 01:15:52,561 --> 01:15:56,824 Then again A taxi wins by a short head. 900 01:16:13,628 --> 01:16:15,093 It's too quiet. 901 01:16:32,861 --> 01:16:34,695 Souvenir? 902 01:16:34,695 --> 01:16:38,752 Not where you're going? Just cleanse your mind. 903 01:16:40,495 --> 01:16:41,982 Take her away! 904 01:16:46,095 --> 01:16:50,993 You're not too bitter about being tortured for hours. 905 01:16:51,460 --> 01:16:53,694 - Forgive and forget. - Sure. 906 01:16:53,694 --> 01:16:56,558 And Gibert? He was supposed to be here. 907 01:16:57,128 --> 01:16:59,219 An incoming Gibert! 908 01:17:02,894 --> 01:17:05,661 Chief! Watch where you land! 909 01:17:05,661 --> 01:17:09,353 No worries, Emilien. It's only snow. 910 01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:16,157 That has to be cold! 911 01:17:23,459 --> 01:17:24,483 Hey! 912 01:17:24,626 --> 01:17:27,261 My waters have broken! 913 01:17:27,261 --> 01:17:29,394 You're giving birth? Now? 914 01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:33,325 - Not yet but hurry up! - I'll be right there! 915 01:17:36,726 --> 01:17:39,191 Chief, Petra's in labor! 916 01:17:40,060 --> 01:17:41,821 A job for me, I guess. 917 01:17:49,594 --> 01:17:51,793 Sweetheart! I'm here! 918 01:17:51,793 --> 01:17:54,088 Everything'll be fine! 919 01:17:54,593 --> 01:17:57,658 Don't faint! It's not a good time. 920 01:17:57,658 --> 01:18:00,886 I'll be fine. Everything'll be fine 921 01:18:03,725 --> 01:18:06,624 Not now! Be strong. 922 01:18:07,092 --> 01:18:09,991 Watch the screen for contractions. 923 01:18:09,991 --> 01:18:11,356 Contractions? On screen? 924 01:18:11,992 --> 01:18:14,824 Which one? 925 01:18:14,824 --> 01:18:16,156 That one! 926 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:18,826 Yeah, that one! 927 01:18:18,826 --> 01:18:23,325 - Where? - Not you! Her! 928 01:18:23,325 --> 01:18:25,053 Push with the contractions! 929 01:18:25,392 --> 01:18:28,593 Push now, sweetheart! 930 01:18:28,593 --> 01:18:30,524 Breathe... 931 01:18:31,525 --> 01:18:35,855 - Not you. She has to breathe - Not me 932 01:18:38,326 --> 01:18:42,348 - Push off! - Push off! 933 01:18:43,525 --> 01:18:47,548 Push off! 934 01:18:54,657 --> 01:18:57,225 - I see its head! - Its head? 935 01:18:57,225 --> 01:19:02,055 - Once more! - Again, darling! 936 01:19:03,557 --> 01:19:06,388 - Push off! - Push off! 937 01:19:06,557 --> 01:19:09,751 Push off! 938 01:19:10,823 --> 01:19:13,119 Good! Now relax. 939 01:19:18,758 --> 01:19:20,620 It's a beautiful boy. 940 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:32,357 I'm a Daddy! 941 01:19:35,390 --> 01:19:36,789 You want to cut the cord? 942 01:19:39,324 --> 01:19:43,017 That had better wait, do you mind? 943 01:20:00,124 --> 01:20:02,681 - What you doing? - Practicing. 944 01:20:03,289 --> 01:20:06,619 - Why? You pregnant? - No, the woman I love is. 945 01:20:07,189 --> 01:20:09,450 I want to be ready when it's my turn. 946 01:20:10,223 --> 01:20:14,455 Someone's stupid enough to have your baby? 947 01:20:14,455 --> 01:20:16,150 I'm very lucky. 948 01:20:16,756 --> 01:20:20,314 - And I made promises. - Such as? 949 01:20:20,423 --> 01:20:24,556 To spend more time with her to be a great Dad 950 01:20:24,556 --> 01:20:26,288 - The fridge? - Empty! 951 01:20:26,288 --> 01:20:30,345 And to be a great husband if she'll marry me. 952 01:20:31,288 --> 01:20:33,888 - She believed you? - No way. 953 01:20:33,888 --> 01:20:37,014 It was perhaps the first big mistake of her life 954 01:20:37,555 --> 01:20:39,714 because I was truly sincere. 955 01:20:41,822 --> 01:20:45,223 Sincerity's not the problem. Finding the time is. 956 01:20:45,223 --> 01:20:47,848 The time to work at it. 957 01:20:49,255 --> 01:20:51,414 Will you marry me? 958 01:20:51,756 --> 01:20:54,551 Now that you got me pregnant? 959 01:20:54,655 --> 01:20:55,642 Lily! 960 01:20:56,855 --> 01:21:01,185 I'm from an old-fashioned family y'know. 961 01:21:04,621 --> 01:21:07,815 Do me the honor of being my wife. 962 01:21:08,855 --> 01:21:11,685 - Depends. - On what? 963 01:21:12,123 --> 01:21:14,088 How you make love. 964 01:21:14,789 --> 01:21:16,155 You have 1 hour to convince me. 965 01:21:16,155 --> 01:21:19,053 - You'll crack. - We'll see. 966 01:21:19,722 --> 01:21:21,983 INTENSIVE CARE 967 01:21:28,554 --> 01:21:34,578 Emilien Emi... li... en... 968 01:21:36,554 --> 01:21:50,578 Translated by : OOYYO.CO.UK 66616

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