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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,172 --> 00:00:02,642 ♪ People keep saying that I'm doing wrong ♪ 2 00:00:02,643 --> 00:00:05,563 ♪ But I say it feels all right ♪ 3 00:00:05,556 --> 00:00:09,846 ♪ I really do try, really do try, really do try ♪ 4 00:00:09,846 --> 00:00:12,716 ♪ There's a million things that I can't change ♪ 5 00:00:12,716 --> 00:00:15,676 ♪ But maybe it's alright ♪ 6 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:19,862 ♪ This is my life, this is my life, this is my life ♪ 7 00:00:19,860 --> 00:00:21,800 - What's all that stuff? 8 00:00:21,803 --> 00:00:22,643 - This? 9 00:00:22,636 --> 00:00:23,976 It's just all my old toys. 10 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:26,720 Or, to quote Bitchcock, "A big dirty pile of shit!" 11 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,780 - Aw, cute duckie wuckie. 12 00:00:28,781 --> 00:00:29,611 - Yeah. 13 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:30,904 Got to make space for baby! 14 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,120 Baby hasn't got a bedroom. 15 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,480 Baby won't be happy until the last traces of my childhood 16 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:35,870 are completely destroyed! 17 00:00:36,990 --> 00:00:38,040 - Can I have this? 18 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,880 - Oh, my God, it's Snowy and Justin Timberlake! 19 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,230 Timberlake was kind of like Viva's first boyfriend, 20 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:45,810 before she discovered human cock. 21 00:00:45,810 --> 00:00:46,960 - God, really? 22 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,403 Like, this horse here? 23 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,700 - Just to clarify, Timberlake was not in any sense 24 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:52,910 my real boyfriend. 25 00:00:54,590 --> 00:00:56,130 Do you want something, Saz? 26 00:00:57,170 --> 00:00:59,750 (upbeat music) 27 00:01:04,882 --> 00:01:06,472 - Hey, Viva. 28 00:01:06,474 --> 00:01:07,314 - Hey. 29 00:01:07,307 --> 00:01:08,947 - Can I ask you something? 30 00:01:08,950 --> 00:01:10,340 When is Amber going to get over this problem 31 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:11,170 she's got with me? 32 00:01:11,173 --> 00:01:13,073 - I don't know, why don't you ask her? 33 00:01:13,068 --> 00:01:15,318 - Oh, I've asked, but you know how she gets 34 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,830 when she's upset about stuff. 35 00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:17,750 - Yeah, I know. 36 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:25,210 (sobbing) (gentle rhythmic music) 37 00:01:30,696 --> 00:01:31,896 - So why won't she talk to me anymore? 38 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:34,820 - All I know is, she said it was over between you two. 39 00:01:34,820 --> 00:01:38,160 - All this fuss just 'cause she found me banging her sister. 40 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,630 That shit happened ages ago, we need to move on from that. 41 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:43,150 - Hang on, you, you slept with Topaz? 42 00:01:43,150 --> 00:01:45,450 - Yeah, I helped myself to a slice of the big sister pie. 43 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:48,180 But it was one time, and more than a week ago. 44 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:49,006 - She didn't tell you? 45 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:49,839 - No! 46 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,368 She didn't tell anyone. 47 00:01:52,370 --> 00:01:53,620 - So maybe she's just forgotten. 48 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:57,830 - Or maybe it was just incredibly humiliating for her. 49 00:01:57,830 --> 00:01:59,510 Why did you do it? 50 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:00,410 - Ah, you know how it is. 51 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:01,600 - No, I don't. 52 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,000 - Just one of them things, innit? 53 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,470 I was wasted, I go to Amber's for some action, 54 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:08,040 she was out and I was in the mood to play, you get me? 55 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,030 - She was out. 56 00:02:09,030 --> 00:02:12,650 So what if Amber's sister wasn't home, but her mum was? 57 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:14,670 - Yeah, I wouldn't say no to tapping that. 58 00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:16,110 Going directly to the motherload. 59 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:17,610 - What! 60 00:02:17,610 --> 00:02:19,940 - I ain't going to lie, Amber's mum is a spice. 61 00:02:19,944 --> 00:02:20,784 - Ugh! 62 00:02:20,777 --> 00:02:21,937 - Could you talk to Amber for me? 63 00:02:21,940 --> 00:02:23,580 It would help if you was on my side. 64 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:24,480 - And what would I say? 65 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,250 He's not sorry he banged your sister, 66 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:28,310 but he wants to do your mum as well. 67 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:30,320 - No, 'cause that's not going to help. 68 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,150 - Ugh! 69 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:34,220 - Look, party at mine tonight. 70 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,280 You guys should come. 71 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,870 She should come. 72 00:02:38,886 --> 00:02:41,796 (upbeat pop music) 73 00:02:51,098 --> 00:02:52,838 - So all the exes are here. 74 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,730 Brandon, Rocky. 75 00:02:54,730 --> 00:02:55,690 Awkward. 76 00:02:55,690 --> 00:02:57,260 Should be fun. 77 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,260 - Feels weird being in Brandon's house. 78 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:00,120 - What, with your clothes on? 79 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,750 - I can't believe you made us come to this, Holli. 80 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,920 - Free booze, I mean, come on. 81 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:05,890 - Owen and Leon are here. 82 00:03:05,890 --> 00:03:07,700 - I do psychology with Leon. 83 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:10,430 He's obsessed with violence and serial killers. 84 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:11,930 If you say any European country, 85 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:13,920 he can name a serial killer from there. 86 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,960 - I like his trousers. 87 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,150 - Come on Amber, let's go dance by Leon. 88 00:03:19,145 --> 00:03:22,055 (upbeat pop music) 89 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,230 - Come on! 90 00:03:38,245 --> 00:03:39,075 There's a queue. 91 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:41,140 - What's going on in there? 92 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,460 - What can you hear? 93 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:45,380 - It's either seriously messy sex or the toilet flushing. 94 00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:46,210 - Want some? 95 00:03:47,282 --> 00:03:50,202 (upbeat pop music) 96 00:04:05,576 --> 00:04:07,556 - I can't believe she did that. 97 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,910 - She's always liked Rocky. 98 00:04:10,696 --> 00:04:11,946 - Are you all right? 99 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:12,950 - Yeah, course I am. 100 00:04:14,158 --> 00:04:15,608 What, you think I've got a problem 101 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:16,910 with Holli snogging Rocky? 102 00:04:18,611 --> 00:04:19,781 No, I'm fine. 103 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:23,730 She's single, he's single, I'm single, we're all single. 104 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,860 Single, single, single! 105 00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:27,110 - I'm really surprised. 106 00:04:27,109 --> 00:04:30,019 I thought you was going to go mental. 107 00:04:30,023 --> 00:04:31,453 - No, I'm fine. 108 00:04:31,447 --> 00:04:34,297 I'm just never ever speaking to Holli again. 109 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,130 Ever! 110 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:35,973 - What's up? 111 00:04:35,966 --> 00:04:37,636 - Just so you know, I'm not your friend any more, 112 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,550 so please don't talk to me. 113 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:40,910 - What are we, six? 114 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:41,760 What did I do? 115 00:04:41,756 --> 00:04:42,696 - [Viva] You know what you did! 116 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:43,530 - No. 117 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:44,373 What? - I think she means 118 00:04:44,366 --> 00:04:45,486 you kissing Rocky. 119 00:04:45,490 --> 00:04:46,320 - What! 120 00:04:46,323 --> 00:04:47,383 I didn't kiss Rocky. 121 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:48,270 I swear down! 122 00:04:48,270 --> 00:04:50,250 - We all saw you, Holli, we're witnesses. 123 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:51,720 - Witnesses, everyone knows witness 124 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,550 is just some legal bullshit word. 125 00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:54,490 - I've got pics. 126 00:04:54,490 --> 00:04:55,710 - Pics, really? 127 00:04:55,710 --> 00:04:56,760 I'll believe it when I see it. 128 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:57,604 - There you go. 129 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:58,427 - That's not me. 130 00:04:58,430 --> 00:04:59,260 - Just stop lying! 131 00:04:59,263 --> 00:05:01,493 - Okay, we kissed, don't have a spaz attack. 132 00:05:01,493 --> 00:05:03,193 - Didn't you think about my feelings? 133 00:05:03,190 --> 00:05:05,020 - Yeah, but he wasn't your boyfriend and he started it 134 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:06,800 and I was off my face, mental monkeys. 135 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,510 Seriously, I was wasted. 136 00:05:08,510 --> 00:05:09,340 - Have him! 137 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:10,373 I don't care. 138 00:05:10,370 --> 00:05:12,420 But I don't want to be friends with you any more. 139 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:13,330 - Come on, Viva. 140 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:16,330 - Wait a minute, Saz, what's going on? 141 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:17,560 - Is this a freeze-out? 142 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,530 - I'm not sure. 143 00:05:19,530 --> 00:05:20,420 - What's she so upset about? 144 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:21,967 It was only a kiss. 145 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:23,970 Though he did press his man-bits against me. 146 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:24,800 - Did he? 147 00:05:24,803 --> 00:05:26,313 - Come on, Amber! 148 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:27,340 - Just coming. 149 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:31,360 You shouldn't have done it, Holli. 150 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,140 - So it is a freeze-out. 151 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:33,980 Shit! 152 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:35,660 - Look at the freakazoids having a row! 153 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:36,550 (laughing) 154 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:37,590 - Give me the freeze-out! 155 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:38,420 I don't care! 156 00:05:38,423 --> 00:05:40,153 I've got lots of mates I can hang out with. 157 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:42,310 I don't need you bitches, and by the way, 158 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:44,370 Rocky was ramming his man-bits against me! 159 00:05:44,370 --> 00:05:45,800 Really hard! 160 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,100 I've got a bruised pelvis! 161 00:05:49,652 --> 00:05:52,242 (upbeat music) 162 00:05:59,369 --> 00:06:00,199 Good party last night. 163 00:06:00,202 --> 00:06:01,272 - Yeah. - Yeah. 164 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:04,380 - Do you like movies? 165 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:05,210 - Yeah. - Yeah. 166 00:06:05,213 --> 00:06:07,123 - There's a film coming out Friday I'm desperate to see, 167 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,597 "Blood Banquet Four". 168 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,280 It's Vic East. 169 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:11,530 Do you know Vic East? 170 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:12,500 - No. - No. 171 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:15,290 - He was the killer in "Evil Maniac Seven". 172 00:06:15,288 --> 00:06:16,118 Have you seen that? 173 00:06:16,121 --> 00:06:17,391 - No. - No. 174 00:06:17,390 --> 00:06:19,620 - And he was the killer in "Terminal Chainsaw Nine". 175 00:06:19,616 --> 00:06:21,606 - Was he the boyfriend in "OMG, It's Love Two"? 176 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:22,440 - No. 177 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,970 - What's this film about? 178 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:27,520 - It's about this character played by Vic East, 179 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,100 he's just a regular guy 180 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:32,280 apart from being a cannibal serial killer bulimic. 181 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,110 - Cool! 182 00:06:33,113 --> 00:06:36,153 - In each film he moves to a new town, makes new friends, 183 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:39,230 gets a job and then he starts killing and eating people. 184 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:40,730 And then puking them up. 185 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:42,090 - Cool. 186 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:44,110 So, is there a love story? 187 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:45,450 - No, there's not. 188 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:46,280 - Cool. 189 00:06:46,283 --> 00:06:47,403 - Yeah, cool. 190 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,230 - Yeah. 191 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,223 Like I said, cool. 192 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:51,340 - Well, I think it's cool too. 193 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:52,960 - It sounds totally disgusting. 194 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,090 - Yes, totally disgusting. 195 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:56,780 Bye. 196 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,033 - Bye! - Bye! 197 00:06:59,730 --> 00:07:00,560 - What an idiot! 198 00:07:00,563 --> 00:07:04,903 And you two going on like morons, "Cool, cool." 199 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:08,230 Oh, my God, do you two like him or something? 200 00:07:08,230 --> 00:07:09,220 - I kind of like him. 201 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,140 - So do I. 202 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:11,427 - And who does he like? 203 00:07:11,429 --> 00:07:12,569 - I don't know, I can't tell. 204 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:14,267 - I know where he lives. 205 00:07:14,270 --> 00:07:15,100 - So? 206 00:07:15,103 --> 00:07:17,293 - So we can find out who Leon likes out of me and you. 207 00:07:17,290 --> 00:07:18,120 - How? 208 00:07:18,123 --> 00:07:19,713 - We get dressed-up and walk past his house 209 00:07:19,713 --> 00:07:21,943 'til he comes out and tries to do it with one of us! 210 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:22,840 See you tomorrow! 211 00:07:24,872 --> 00:07:26,392 - I don't think Amber should be getting involved with Leon. 212 00:07:26,390 --> 00:07:29,130 Not after what she went through with Brandon. 213 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:31,530 - Well, what happened with Brandon? 214 00:07:31,530 --> 00:07:32,790 Come on, tell me! 215 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,150 - She found him in bed with her sister. 216 00:07:38,150 --> 00:07:39,680 Don't tell anyone. 217 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,160 - So that's why Amber and Brandon split up. 218 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,460 I thought he dumped her. 219 00:07:43,455 --> 00:07:44,285 - No. 220 00:07:44,288 --> 00:07:45,298 - God, it's so-- 221 00:07:45,304 --> 00:07:46,224 - Humiliating. 222 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:47,160 - Yeah, and-- 223 00:07:47,155 --> 00:07:47,985 - Sleazy. 224 00:07:47,988 --> 00:07:48,818 - And-- 225 00:07:48,821 --> 00:07:49,651 - Gross! 226 00:07:49,654 --> 00:07:50,494 - Poor Amber! 227 00:07:50,487 --> 00:07:52,017 - Yeah. 228 00:07:52,022 --> 00:07:55,262 - But it doesn't mean I'm going to let her have Leon. 229 00:07:55,259 --> 00:07:57,839 (upbeat music) 230 00:08:07,110 --> 00:08:09,180 - I know you and Rocky are going through a bad patch. 231 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:10,840 - No, we're not going through a bad patch, 232 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,570 it's completely finished. 233 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:14,280 - Yeah, whatever. 234 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,480 But remember this, Viva, 235 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:19,010 forgiveness is a flower that blossoms in the manure of pain. 236 00:08:19,011 --> 00:08:19,841 - What? 237 00:08:19,844 --> 00:08:20,744 - You and Rocky need to talk, 238 00:08:20,740 --> 00:08:22,010 because communication is the rain 239 00:08:22,010 --> 00:08:23,630 that makes that flower grow. 240 00:08:23,632 --> 00:08:24,502 - Right. 241 00:08:24,496 --> 00:08:25,506 Thanks, Dad. 242 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,510 This his inspirational quotes app? 243 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:30,330 - I think he's making up his own material now. 244 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:32,960 - So many baby names to choose from. 245 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:36,670 I'm thinking something unusual, maybe nature-related. 246 00:08:36,670 --> 00:08:39,780 Sunshine, Misty, Rainbow, Storm. 247 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,080 - Tsunami. 248 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,100 Tornado. 249 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,220 Typhoon. 250 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:45,020 Typhoid! 251 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,130 - I know you're hurting, Viva. 252 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:48,570 Rocky should never have kissed Holli at Brandon's party, 253 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:49,400 but it's probably Dominique's fault 254 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,113 because she told Kes that Holli fancied Rocky, 255 00:08:51,107 --> 00:08:52,017 and if she hadn't have. 256 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:54,240 - How do you know all of this? 257 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,430 - Well, you know me and Rocky text each other. 258 00:08:56,430 --> 00:08:59,440 Anyway, I've asked him round so you two can talk. 259 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,510 - Well, I won't talk to him, so you can just text him 260 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:03,880 and tell him not to come. 261 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,537 (doorbell rings) 262 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:07,150 - He's here. 263 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:08,010 - Fine. 264 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,950 I'll just jump off the balcony 265 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,720 and he can talk to my broken, bleeding corpse. 266 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,660 - That would solve the bedroom problem. 267 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,530 - It shouldn't have happened. 268 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:20,560 I'm sorry. 269 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,390 - Why did you do it? 270 00:09:21,393 --> 00:09:23,113 - That is exactly the question 271 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:24,330 I want to know the answer to myself. 272 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,170 - 'Cause it's like one minute you're all tattooing 273 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:29,340 my name on yourself and then you're snogging my best mate. 274 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:30,250 - I know, I know. 275 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:32,080 I've still got that tattoo, by the way. 276 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:35,690 That tattoo is going nowhere, our bond is strong, emotional. 277 00:09:35,690 --> 00:09:37,740 - Yeah, plus the ink is like three layers down. 278 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:38,610 - Oh, more than that, 279 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:40,580 it's penetrated through like seven layers, 280 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,770 'cause that's how big a deal this is to me. 281 00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:44,305 - You haven't even got seven layers. 282 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:46,530 - It's not just in my epidermis. 283 00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:47,800 Viva, it's in my dermis. 284 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:53,440 I just want you to tell me the truth, why did you do it? 285 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,000 - I was trying to make you jealous. 286 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,520 - Oh, my God, Rocky! 287 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,350 - Plus I was wasted! 288 00:09:57,353 --> 00:09:59,253 - That is not an excuse! 289 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,960 Why does everyone think being wasted is such a good excuse? 290 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,060 It's pathetic! 291 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,520 And you made me lose my best friend. 292 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,080 Just leave. 293 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,160 - Snowdrop, Bluebell, Jasmine. 294 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,720 - Flower names are too cliche. 295 00:10:11,717 --> 00:10:12,547 - Are they? 296 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:14,620 - You should be thinking more fruits. 297 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:16,560 Satsuma! 298 00:10:17,510 --> 00:10:19,590 - Satsuma Bennett. 299 00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:20,460 - I like it. 300 00:10:20,459 --> 00:10:22,539 - We don't have to make a decision now. 301 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:23,850 We could even wait until after she's born. 302 00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:25,140 - No, but the baby shower's soon, 303 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:26,190 Robert, I want to give people time 304 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,750 to get the gifts personalized. 305 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:30,820 - What about a satsuma theme for the baby shower? 306 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:32,790 - No, Jamie, the theme's pink. 307 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:34,790 - Yeah, it's going to be a beautiful celebration 308 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:35,640 of the mama-to-be. 309 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,450 - And I've spent a fortune on cakes and booze, 310 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:38,930 so they'd better get me good presents. 311 00:10:38,926 --> 00:10:39,756 - See you, Rob. 312 00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:40,589 - Later, bro. 313 00:10:40,592 --> 00:10:41,532 Call me if you need me. 314 00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:42,450 - Bye, Mrs Hitchcock. 315 00:10:42,451 --> 00:10:43,501 Thanks for having me. 316 00:10:48,326 --> 00:10:49,586 - I'm thinking you should go easy on him. 317 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:52,710 You know, he's pretty cut up about the break-up. 318 00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:54,770 - Why is everybody on Rocky's side? 319 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:58,010 - The thing to remember, Viva, is that the dude was wasted. 320 00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:59,940 - No. I don't care. 321 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:01,300 That's not an excuse. 322 00:11:01,299 --> 00:11:02,479 Just because you're drunk, 323 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,750 it doesn't mean you can do what you want. 324 00:11:03,753 --> 00:11:06,303 "Oh, I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend, 325 00:11:06,297 --> 00:11:07,127 "but I was wasted." 326 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,780 "I'm sorry I set fire to your dog, but I was wasted." 327 00:11:09,783 --> 00:11:13,733 "Oh, I'm sorry I blew up planet earth, but I was wasted!" 328 00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:17,170 Being wasted doesn't make anything okay! 329 00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:21,750 - I think her period must be due. 330 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:22,610 I mean, I can check, 331 00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:24,100 'cause I keep a note of everyone's period 332 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,140 in my pukka pad so they can't lie to me and get off games. 333 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:28,890 Yep, I know the menstrual pattern 334 00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:31,240 of every girl in Greenshoots Academy. 335 00:11:31,236 --> 00:11:32,946 - Ugh! 336 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:35,543 (upbeat music) 337 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:37,980 Aw! 338 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:42,460 - I know something very interesting about Leon. 339 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:43,290 - What? 340 00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:44,133 What, tell me? 341 00:11:44,126 --> 00:11:44,956 - Amber, what are you doing? 342 00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:46,709 The freeze-out, remember? 343 00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:47,990 - Shame you're giving me the freeze-out, 344 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:49,700 'cause I know exactly who Leon likes. 345 00:11:49,698 --> 00:11:53,268 But you ain't talking to me, so I can't tell you, can I? 346 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,930 - Oh, come on, Holli, just tell us. 347 00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:56,000 We need to know who's got to wax off 348 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,590 all their body hair off before the weekend. 349 00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:59,370 Saz needs a lot of notice. 350 00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:01,726 A lot. 351 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,740 Probably too late for this weekend. 352 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:06,542 - What's the matter with you? 353 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,860 - We need to get Viva to end the freeze-out, 354 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:10,450 so Holli tells us who Leon likes. 355 00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:11,990 - You're not still talking about that Leon? 356 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:13,180 - I've got an idea. 357 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:15,710 We get dressed-up and we walk past his house. 358 00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:17,600 - Yeah, that's a shit plan, Amber. 359 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,630 - Holli knows who Leon likes, 360 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:20,400 but she won't tell us cos of the freeze-out. 361 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,300 - What are you saying? 362 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,970 - We can't freeze her out forever. 363 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:25,360 - You was broken up with Rocky and they was both-- 364 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,650 - Do not say wasted. 365 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,100 - At a party. 366 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,960 And anyway, I'm worried about her, I think she's sad. 367 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:33,970 - Oh, she'll be fine. 368 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,100 She's got loads of mates. 369 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,970 She'll find another crew easy as. 370 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:38,040 - Hey, what's up, girl? 371 00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:40,433 - Fuck off, Brandon! - Fuck off, Brandon! 372 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:43,060 - If he did to me what he'd done to you, I would... 373 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,550 - How do you know what he did? 374 00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:46,620 - Ah, Viva told me. 375 00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:48,960 - Brandon told me. 376 00:12:48,963 --> 00:12:51,243 He wanted me to talk to you and help him make up with you, 377 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,500 but I was like, "no". 378 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,980 That boy is a snake. 379 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,080 - Total snake. 380 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,140 - Massive snake. 381 00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:57,970 We're freezing him out too, of course. 382 00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:59,590 - It's so disgusting. 383 00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:03,310 Your sister, Brandon, in bed doing it. 384 00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,060 - Not sure this is helping, Saz. 385 00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:07,043 - [Saz] What did he say when you caught them together? 386 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,310 - He said, "Hey Amber, want to join in?" 387 00:13:11,532 --> 00:13:12,542 - Oh, no. 388 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:17,543 (sobbing) (gentle rhythmic music) 389 00:13:23,287 --> 00:13:27,367 - And that's why I think Saz should let me have Leon, 390 00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:28,770 to help me get over Brandon. 391 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,510 - No. 392 00:13:30,513 --> 00:13:31,453 - Ugh! 393 00:13:31,452 --> 00:13:34,872 (gentle rhythmic music) 394 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:44,600 - Do you want a game? 395 00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:48,840 Fuck off then, you little arseholes! 396 00:13:48,844 --> 00:13:52,184 (gentle rhythmic music) 397 00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:08,970 - Charlie and me loved the film 398 00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:10,300 of you munching on Rocky's face 399 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,860 and Viva going off blubbing her eyes out. 400 00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:14,040 So funny. 401 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,450 - There was a film? 402 00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:16,750 - And Charlie and me are thinking, 403 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,830 you might fit into our group. 404 00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:21,070 - What, the super-fake bitches group? 405 00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:21,900 - Yeah. 406 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,890 We've got an opening after Charlie discovered 407 00:14:24,890 --> 00:14:27,500 one of Lauren's nipples was inverted and asked her to leave. 408 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,280 - Why would I want to be a super-fake bitch? 409 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,730 - One woman's super-fake bitch 410 00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:33,160 is another woman's super-fierce hottie. 411 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,020 - What's in it for me? 412 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:39,320 - So many benefits. 413 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,170 You get to go straight to the front of the lunch queue, 414 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:43,100 no one messes with you, 415 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,470 and you get your own little year seven slave, 416 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,590 who goes down to the bus stop 417 00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:48,290 and warms you a space on the wall. 418 00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:50,560 - Nah. 419 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,790 - You get invited to every party 420 00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:54,400 and you get to go to all the clubs, 421 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,130 because Charlie knows people. 422 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:58,050 - Could Charlie get us into 423 00:14:58,053 --> 00:14:59,753 Fuck A Footballer Night at Freakout? 424 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,590 - We've been loads. 425 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:05,180 Plus, we'd be prepared to share all our little tips 426 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:08,180 and tricks to get you looking as fierce as us. 427 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,680 - You want to give me a make over? 428 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:12,420 - Face it Holli, there's only one hair color, 429 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:16,510 and it's not burgundy. 430 00:15:16,507 --> 00:15:20,917 ("Infinity Guitars" by Sleigh Bells) 431 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,719 - Told you she'd be fine. 432 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:40,551 - There's Leon! 433 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,090 Wish I knew who he was waving at. 434 00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:46,430 - Just be normal and find a way 435 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:47,935 to give him your phone number. 436 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,240 - So Vic East squeezes this guy's neck 437 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,890 until his tongue shoots out, 438 00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:57,740 and then he staple-guns the guy's tongue to a tree. 439 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,500 - Talking of mouths, I've got this weird talent. 440 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,790 I can sing my phone number to the tune 441 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:04,660 of "God Save The Queen". 442 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,894 ♪ 02079 ♪ 443 00:16:07,889 --> 00:16:11,309 ♪ 460124 ♪ 444 00:16:11,306 --> 00:16:14,166 ♪ That is my number ♪ 445 00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:15,600 - I'll tell you what's really strange, 446 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,690 I've got the exact same phone number as my sister, 447 00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:18,710 except for one number, 448 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:23,710 so she's, like, 07700 900 936, and I'm like, 07700 900 935. 449 00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:29,200 That's 07700 900 935. 450 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,950 And I can say it slow. 451 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:31,776 077. 452 00:16:32,823 --> 00:16:34,313 - And I do it to other tunes too. 453 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:37,450 ♪ 02070460124 ♪ 454 00:16:37,447 --> 00:16:40,127 ♪ 02070460124 ♪ 455 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:40,960 ♪ Hey ♪ 456 00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:42,233 - I've also got this weird habit of doodling 457 00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,910 my phone number on everything. 458 00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:45,270 Everything, you know? 459 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,450 - This one's a bit trickier. 460 00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:51,453 ♪ 0207946 ♪ 461 00:16:52,176 --> 00:16:54,086 ♪ 0124 ♪ 462 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,183 And I do requests, any tune at all. 463 00:17:00,184 --> 00:17:01,684 Can you do it to "Empire State Of Mind" 464 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,120 by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys? 465 00:17:03,119 --> 00:17:05,619 (opera music) 466 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,090 - Holli, babe, you're getting lipstick on your. 467 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,870 What is that thing? 468 00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:21,350 - Pasty. 469 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:23,900 - Watch how we eat so lippy doesn't go on our food. 470 00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:31,600 - Bitch is wearing my perfume! 471 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,450 There was a big 'whoosh' of it as she went by. 472 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:35,860 - Faye, pop over there and explain to Miss Obesity 473 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,300 she can't wear Charlie's perfume. 474 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,130 And while you're over there, 475 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:41,003 tell her she needs to lose 17 pounds. 476 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,870 - That's stupid, you can't stop 477 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:43,840 other people buying that perfume. 478 00:17:43,838 --> 00:17:47,298 - I don't think I heard Charlie directly address you. 479 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,390 - Yeah, so? 480 00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:51,920 - I thought I explained this to you. 481 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,830 You don't speak directly to Charlie 482 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:55,260 unless she speaks to you. 483 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,801 (coughs) 484 00:17:57,796 --> 00:17:59,176 - My throat's getting dry. 485 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,090 - What are you all looking at me for? 486 00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:04,800 - I think I need a coke. 487 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,500 - Charlie needs you to get her a coke. 488 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,330 - What? 489 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,800 It's your job now. 490 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,760 Off you go. 491 00:18:10,763 --> 00:18:11,943 Quick! 492 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:12,770 Quick! 493 00:18:12,773 --> 00:18:14,293 Charlie's thirsty. 494 00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:19,312 (giggles) 495 00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:27,700 - Thank you, Holli. 496 00:18:29,646 --> 00:18:31,396 (screaming) 497 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,643 (rock music) 498 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,650 - So what's going on? 499 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:36,530 Is this a freeze-out? 500 00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,290 I thought so. 501 00:18:39,293 --> 00:18:41,623 - It's all a bit complicated, Sir. 502 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,740 - I think I'll cope. 503 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,160 - Okay. 504 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:48,340 Basically, I kissed Viva's boyfriend, ex-boyfriend. 505 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:50,090 - Who I only dumped a few days ago. 506 00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:52,770 - And I hate Brandon, 'cause he two-timed me with my sister. 507 00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:53,840 I haven't told anyone, but-- 508 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,140 - Everyone knows. 509 00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:57,110 Meanwhile this guy called Leon really likes me. 510 00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:57,940 - Or me. 511 00:18:57,943 --> 00:18:58,783 - Probably me, though. 512 00:18:58,776 --> 00:18:59,926 - Only I know who he likes best. 513 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,060 - But she won't tell anyone. 514 00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,480 - 'Cause we're doing a freeze-out on Holli 515 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,680 after what she done to Viva. 516 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,200 - But I still like Amber 517 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,550 and I shouldn't have banged her sister, but. 518 00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,260 (sobbing) 519 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,170 I was wasted. 520 00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:10,070 - I was wasted. 521 00:19:10,072 --> 00:19:11,292 - She was wasted. - She was wasted. 522 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:13,470 - Being wasted is no excuse. 523 00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:15,440 - I told you it's complicated. 524 00:19:15,444 --> 00:19:17,074 And how do you feel about Viva? 525 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,170 Well, seeing as you're asking, 526 00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:20,080 I fucking hate her for freezing me out, 527 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:23,790 'cause she's my best friend and I love her. 528 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:24,750 - Have you said sorry? 529 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,580 - No, I ain't. 530 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,553 Why should I say sorry? 531 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,250 - To show you're sorry? 532 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,080 - What? 533 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,773 I need to get her a really expensive present 534 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,050 or take her to Nandos? 535 00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:35,750 - Well, you need to think about what's practical. 536 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:36,820 - What would you do if it was you? 537 00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:39,050 Say your boyfriend caught you snogging Mr Perkins, 538 00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:40,200 that new PE geezer. 539 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,720 - I'm not about to discuss my private life with you, Holli. 540 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,470 - I've seen you and your boyfriend in the week 541 00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:45,300 eating Chinese buffet. 542 00:19:45,303 --> 00:19:46,143 - Thank you Holli. 543 00:19:46,136 --> 00:19:47,256 - You're a devil for them pork balls, 544 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,910 if you don't mind me saying, Sir. 545 00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:50,877 - I can't believe Brandon asked you 546 00:19:50,882 --> 00:19:52,472 to join in on a threesome. 547 00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:53,700 He's so disgusting. 548 00:19:53,698 --> 00:19:56,758 - No, though we did sort of have a threesome 549 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,940 once at Brandon's house 550 00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:59,330 when we was having sex in the dark 551 00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:01,700 and his dog joined in and we didn't realize for ages. 552 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,530 - His dog. 553 00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:04,113 - How could you not realize? 554 00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:07,490 - I just thought I'm lucky Brandon is such a skillful lover. 555 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:09,010 I mean, eventually I thought, 556 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,440 no, he can't be licking my boobs 557 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,590 and licking my toes at the same time. 558 00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:15,870 So I turned on the light and there was Brandon, 559 00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:17,140 licking my toes. 560 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,020 - Who is he waving at? 561 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,870 - It's like he thinks we know who he likes, but we don't. 562 00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:31,675 - Well, don't look at me, I've got no idea. 563 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,670 I think he's a creepy loser. 564 00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:36,040 - There's got to be a way of finding out who he likes. 565 00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:37,487 Maybe we could write him a note saying, 566 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,757 "Do you want to do one of us? 567 00:20:38,757 --> 00:20:41,217 "Tick A for Amber and B for Saz." 568 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,240 - That's a dumb idea. 569 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,570 And I'm not being B. 570 00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:44,440 - I think I'll leave you two 571 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,870 to sort this one out on your own. 572 00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:48,086 - I still think we should get dressed up 573 00:20:48,090 --> 00:20:49,290 and walk past his house. 574 00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:55,610 - [Anna] Jaslene, Jadene, Ashlene, 575 00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:58,509 Charlene, Nadine, Bergamot. 576 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,550 - Berga-who? 577 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,090 Bergamot. 578 00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:03,550 Bergamot, it's a beautiful fruit, 579 00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:04,630 a bit like an orange. 580 00:21:05,510 --> 00:21:07,270 - Can't we just move away from the citrus? 581 00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:08,700 - Burger for short. 582 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,710 Nice, Burger, come and get your dinner. 583 00:21:11,714 --> 00:21:14,304 (upbeat music) 584 00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:44,530 - Hello? 585 00:21:44,534 --> 00:21:47,124 (upbeat music) 586 00:21:58,949 --> 00:22:01,699 (doorbell rings) 587 00:22:03,244 --> 00:22:04,604 Hiya! 588 00:22:04,597 --> 00:22:06,447 - Are you drunk? 589 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:09,100 You must be, 'cause you look pleased to see me. 590 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,430 You having a party? 591 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,650 - It's Anna's baby shower today, 592 00:22:11,650 --> 00:22:13,610 so you definitely cannot come in. 593 00:22:13,610 --> 00:22:15,730 - Wait, don't shut the door. 594 00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:18,305 (upbeat music) 595 00:22:19,608 --> 00:22:22,838 You need to help me with Amber. 596 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,690 - People think I'm boring and annoying, 597 00:22:25,693 --> 00:22:28,743 but you have to take responsa-bitilly. 598 00:22:28,735 --> 00:22:30,195 Responsa-litibby. 599 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,440 You have to take that thing I can't say. 600 00:22:34,552 --> 00:22:36,672 Are you dancing? 601 00:22:36,669 --> 00:22:37,499 - No. 602 00:22:38,737 --> 00:22:40,787 - 'Cause if people don't take responsa... 603 00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:45,620 That thing I can't say, then there's no accounta-bitilly. 604 00:22:45,624 --> 00:22:46,894 Accounta-litibby. 605 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,690 Basically, if people don't take that thing I can't say, 606 00:22:51,690 --> 00:22:53,750 then there's no that other thing I can't say, 607 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:56,130 but it's like nobody gets that. 608 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:57,890 - Idiots. 609 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,530 - You've got a very beautiful face. 610 00:23:02,530 --> 00:23:04,980 - You're only just noticing that? 611 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:06,140 - Your cheekbones are. 612 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:08,000 Damn! 613 00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:10,003 That is like a 47 degree angle, Brandon. 614 00:23:21,284 --> 00:23:22,864 - You're good at this shit. 615 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,110 - Oh, yeah. 616 00:23:24,110 --> 00:23:26,290 - I thought you'd be one of them girls that kisses like them 617 00:23:26,290 --> 00:23:28,990 up-tight bitches that is afraid of catching something. 618 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,061 - I'm not afraid of catching nothing. 619 00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:33,140 Why, have you got something? 620 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:34,860 - No, I'm clean as a whistle. 621 00:23:36,868 --> 00:23:37,998 - I'm so drunk, Brandon. 622 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,800 - Yeah, me too. 623 00:23:39,797 --> 00:23:42,307 But don't worry, we can still do it. 624 00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:44,400 That will not be a problem. 625 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,860 I'm just really sad, Brandon. 626 00:23:46,999 --> 00:23:51,079 I've lost my best friend, and I've lost Justin Timberlake. 627 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,350 - You lost who? 628 00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:53,269 - He's gone. 629 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,297 My little Timberlake is gone. 630 00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:58,290 I went to look for him, but it was no good. 631 00:23:59,724 --> 00:24:02,864 (upbeat music) 632 00:24:02,857 --> 00:24:04,187 No, it's a horse. 633 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,060 No, it's a horse. 634 00:24:08,944 --> 00:24:10,404 It's a horse! 635 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,230 - Whoa! 636 00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:12,703 This has got court case written all over it, 637 00:24:12,697 --> 00:24:13,887 and I ain't down for that. 638 00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:16,620 Look, I'm sorry, Viva, we can hook up when you're sober, 639 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,240 but for now, I'm out. 640 00:24:18,243 --> 00:24:20,963 - I'm not going to have sex with you when I'm sober! 641 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,470 - So what are you doing kissing me on your bed then? 642 00:24:23,471 --> 00:24:24,721 - I don't know. 643 00:24:25,670 --> 00:24:27,300 Oh, my God. 644 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,720 Oh, just fuck off, Brandon! 645 00:24:32,677 --> 00:24:34,047 I'm the worst friend ever. 646 00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:36,900 Oh, God! 647 00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:42,720 Flamingo smoothie. 648 00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:45,465 (doorbell rings) 649 00:24:47,830 --> 00:24:50,420 Go away Brandon, you can't come in! 650 00:24:50,415 --> 00:24:52,135 (doorbell rings) 651 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:54,132 I said go! 652 00:24:54,130 --> 00:24:56,100 - Why did you shout, "Go away, Brandon"? 653 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,090 - Is Brandon here? 654 00:24:58,060 --> 00:24:59,130 I can smell him. 655 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:01,130 Lynx Dark Temptation, that's his weekday smell. 656 00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:02,580 - No, of course he's not here. 657 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:03,540 Why would he be here? 658 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:06,090 - So why did you just shout, "Go away, Brandon"? 659 00:25:06,090 --> 00:25:09,300 - 'Cause he was such a bastard to Amber. 660 00:25:10,184 --> 00:25:11,834 - Are you drunk? 661 00:25:11,830 --> 00:25:12,830 - Yes. 662 00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:13,660 Are you? 663 00:25:14,910 --> 00:25:16,560 - Viva, we need to stop the freeze-out, 664 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,100 'cause we need to know who Leon likes. 665 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:18,930 Holli knows and we need to know, 666 00:25:18,933 --> 00:25:20,793 'cause it's basically killing us. 667 00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:21,620 Oh, pink cakes! 668 00:25:21,623 --> 00:25:22,683 I like pink cake! 669 00:25:22,677 --> 00:25:25,757 - No, they're for Anna's baby shower! 670 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,110 - You had Brandon in here, didn't you? 671 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:29,990 - No. 672 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,458 - Yes, you did, admit it. 673 00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:34,740 - Okay, fine, but nothing happened, much. 674 00:25:34,739 --> 00:25:35,569 - Viva! 675 00:25:35,572 --> 00:25:37,882 How could you do that, after Holli and Rocky? 676 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,260 - It's completely different. 677 00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:40,360 - Brandon's our worst enemy. 678 00:25:40,358 --> 00:25:41,188 - I know. 679 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:43,011 I know, but I was wasted. 680 00:25:43,010 --> 00:25:43,840 - Huh! 681 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,490 - Oh, God. 682 00:25:46,490 --> 00:25:47,610 - These cakes are lovely. 683 00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:50,083 - Hi, we're home! 684 00:25:50,077 --> 00:25:52,027 What's happened to my special cupcakes? 685 00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:55,160 I'm not happy about this, Rob. 686 00:25:55,158 --> 00:25:56,038 It's theft. 687 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,840 If I'd done this back home, my dad would have put me 688 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,530 in the field with the bull! 689 00:25:59,530 --> 00:26:01,060 - Well, we don't have a bull, 690 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,590 but we'll let her off with a verbal warning. 691 00:26:03,585 --> 00:26:04,995 (doorbell rings) 692 00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:07,537 - Go on, my guests are arriving, Jamie, go on. 693 00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:10,410 Oh, shit, Rob, three of the bottles of fizz have gone! 694 00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:12,000 I trusted you, Viva. 695 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:14,683 - It's not all Viva's fault, Miss Bitchcock. 696 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,790 I ate two of the cakes. 697 00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:18,380 - [Holli] I don't care, I'm coming in. 698 00:26:18,378 --> 00:26:19,588 - [Anna] Whoa. 699 00:26:19,586 --> 00:26:20,666 - What is it? 700 00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:22,040 Is it for the baby? 701 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,180 - It's a horse. 702 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:25,370 - [Anna] Oh, yes, but what is it? 703 00:26:25,370 --> 00:26:26,930 - It's a horse. 704 00:26:26,932 --> 00:26:31,272 - I wanted a fucking bugaboo buggy, not a fuck-ugly pony! 705 00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:32,460 It's not even pink! 706 00:26:33,370 --> 00:26:35,460 Oh, hi, Nessie, hi, Kate. 707 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,410 Sorry about the pony, it's Rob's daughter, 708 00:26:37,410 --> 00:26:39,240 she's a fucking idiot! 709 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,270 Ah, gifts! 710 00:26:40,270 --> 00:26:41,270 What did you get me? 711 00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:44,773 (gentle acoustic music) 712 00:26:44,768 --> 00:26:46,318 - I'm sorry about Rocky, Viva. 713 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,766 - I've never been this close to a real horse. 714 00:26:48,767 --> 00:26:51,477 - I got him from my cousin who's a gypsy. 715 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,810 Got to give him back tomorrow. 716 00:26:52,810 --> 00:26:54,090 He's not Timberlake, but. 717 00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:57,800 - Thank you. 718 00:26:57,797 --> 00:27:00,547 And I'm sorry I've been such a bitch. 719 00:27:00,547 --> 00:27:02,177 - Oh, yay! 720 00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:04,430 We're all friends again, I'm so happy! 721 00:27:04,430 --> 00:27:06,530 Now Holli can tell us which of us Leon likes, me or Saz. 722 00:27:06,530 --> 00:27:07,710 Bet it's me. 723 00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:09,710 - No, it's Viva. 724 00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:10,598 - What? 725 00:27:10,597 --> 00:27:11,427 Why? 726 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,200 Why does everyone like Viva? 727 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,290 - So he likes Viva? 728 00:27:14,290 --> 00:27:15,340 So me and Saz sat through 729 00:27:15,337 --> 00:27:17,397 "Orgy Of Guts One and Two" for nothing? 730 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,060 - I enjoyed them. 731 00:27:19,061 --> 00:27:20,681 - He fucking stinks! 732 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,800 If he shits in here, I'm literally going to make you eat it! 733 00:27:23,803 --> 00:27:25,483 - Take him outside, Viva. 734 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,770 Anna, remember, calm mama, calm baba. 735 00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:29,870 - Oh, Jesus, I feel like I might give birth right now! 736 00:27:29,870 --> 00:27:30,780 - Remember, calm. 737 00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:31,610 - Oh, shut up! 738 00:27:31,613 --> 00:27:32,973 - Come on, Jellybean. 739 00:27:32,970 --> 00:27:33,800 - Jellybean? 740 00:27:34,930 --> 00:27:35,760 Jellybean. 741 00:27:36,817 --> 00:27:38,427 Jellybean Bennett. 742 00:27:38,428 --> 00:27:41,008 (upbeat music) 743 00:27:45,634 --> 00:27:46,474 - Amber? 744 00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:51,690 I've got something to tell you. 745 00:27:51,693 --> 00:27:54,333 ♪ People keep saying I'm doing it wrong ♪ 746 00:27:54,331 --> 00:27:57,251 ♪ But I say it feels all right ♪ 747 00:27:57,248 --> 00:28:02,248 ♪ I really do try, really do try Really do try ♪ 748 00:28:02,676 --> 00:28:05,706 ♪ There's a million things that I could change ♪ 749 00:28:05,711 --> 00:28:08,521 ♪ But maybe it's all right ♪ 750 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,760 ♪ 'Cause this is my life, this is my life, ♪ 751 00:28:10,762 --> 00:28:12,142 ♪ This is my life. ♪ 752 00:28:12,141 --> 00:28:13,821 ♪ People keep saying I'm doing it wrong ♪ 753 00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:14,648 ♪ It's gonna be fine ♪ 754 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,291 ♪ People keep saying I'm doing it wrong ♪ 755 00:28:17,291 --> 00:28:19,381 ♪ People keep saying I'm doing it wrong ♪ 756 00:28:19,377 --> 00:28:20,367 ♪ It's gonna be fine ♪ 757 00:28:20,368 --> 00:28:25,038 ♪ People keep saying I'm doing it wrong ♪ 52054

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