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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,700 ♪ People keep saying I'm doing it wrong ♪ 2 00:00:02,696 --> 00:00:05,446 ♪ But I say it feels all right ♪ 3 00:00:05,450 --> 00:00:09,830 ♪ I really do try, really do try, really do try ♪ 4 00:00:09,827 --> 00:00:12,857 ♪ There's a million things that I could change ♪ 5 00:00:12,859 --> 00:00:15,619 ♪ But maybe it's all right ♪ 6 00:00:15,621 --> 00:00:20,621 ♪ This is my life, this is my life, this is my life ♪ 7 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,139 - Would you do it with Prince William? 8 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:25,970 - No. 9 00:00:25,973 --> 00:00:26,963 - Nor would I. 10 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,230 He's going well bald. 11 00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:29,830 Although, I would get him to buy me 12 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,340 loads of amazing handbags, 13 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:33,940 and then I'd say, "Sorry William, I just can't handle 14 00:00:33,937 --> 00:00:36,867 "the pressure of being hounded by the press day and night." 15 00:00:36,869 --> 00:00:38,769 But I'll keep the handbags, obviously. 16 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:40,560 - Plus he looks like he has a tiny penis. 17 00:00:40,558 --> 00:00:41,728 - Yeah. - Yeah. 18 00:00:43,415 --> 00:00:44,675 - Would you do it with a man in a wheelchair 19 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,320 with no arms and legs? 20 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,910 - What would his face be like? 21 00:00:47,910 --> 00:00:49,070 I mean, if he had a head like RPatz, 22 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:52,030 but with no arms and legs, but could use his tongue, 23 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:53,480 I would definitely think about it. 24 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:55,110 - Would you do it with a man with a beard? 25 00:00:55,113 --> 00:00:55,953 - No. 26 00:00:55,946 --> 00:00:57,586 I'd rather do it with Osama bin Laden 27 00:00:57,590 --> 00:00:59,110 than a man with a beard. 28 00:00:59,110 --> 00:01:00,820 - Osama bin Laden has got a beard. 29 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:02,000 And anyway, he's dead. 30 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,200 - Well in that case, no. 31 00:01:05,885 --> 00:01:06,965 - Would you do it with a dead person 32 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:09,180 if it wasn't Osama bin Laden? 33 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:11,620 - What, Amber, you actually thinking about it? 34 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:15,470 - Well, if he was RPatz and he had died very, very recently, 35 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:18,060 like in the last 10 minutes, I might try. 36 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:20,260 I could tell people I was the last person 37 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:22,130 RPatz ever shagged. 38 00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:24,380 I could write a book about it and go on telly 39 00:01:24,377 --> 00:01:26,597 and be interviewed by Lorraine Kelly. 40 00:01:26,597 --> 00:01:29,547 "So Amber, what was it like to make love to dead RPatz?" 41 00:01:29,549 --> 00:01:30,559 "Well, Lorraine, it was proper tricky." 42 00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:33,470 Oh, Viva, look, there's Rocky. 43 00:01:33,470 --> 00:01:34,990 - Slow down. - Why? 44 00:01:34,990 --> 00:01:36,280 Why are we avoiding your boyfriend? 45 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,260 - [Amber] Don't you like him no more? 46 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:38,090 - [Holli] Tell us. 47 00:01:38,093 --> 00:01:39,293 - No, I still like him. 48 00:01:39,293 --> 00:01:41,063 I still really, really like him, 49 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,800 but he's getting very intense. 50 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,600 He keeps talking about the future. 51 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,260 - But you keep talking about the future. 52 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:47,930 - Yeah, but it's a different future. 53 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:50,340 I wanna to go to uni and Rocky wants to be a matador 54 00:01:50,340 --> 00:01:52,050 or someone who owns a pie shop. 55 00:01:52,053 --> 00:01:54,643 (all laughing) 56 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:00,400 - I've got an idea. 57 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,410 Let's skip first period 58 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:02,940 and hang out in the supplies cupboard. 59 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:04,200 You, me, 60 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:06,800 this box of 132 condoms 61 00:02:06,803 --> 00:02:09,403 that I just stole from Mrs. Grant's classroom. 62 00:02:09,403 --> 00:02:10,873 - I can't just skip first period 63 00:02:10,870 --> 00:02:12,510 and have sex with you in a cupboard. 64 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:13,360 We're at school! 65 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,920 - I ain't never done it at school before. 66 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,320 I bet it would be even sicker than normal. 67 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,760 - Sometimes it's like you've got totally no idea who I am. 68 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,000 I actually like learning. 69 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,060 - I could read your book out loud while we do it. 70 00:02:23,057 --> 00:02:26,287 "Neuroscience and the Preservation of the Mind" 71 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:28,800 by Dr Patrick Scripps. 72 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,350 Sexy. - No, Rocky. 73 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:31,280 I'm going to my lesson. 74 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,580 - Just five minutes, then? 75 00:02:33,940 --> 00:02:35,300 - Two minutes. 76 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,000 I can't find the light. 77 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:40,990 - [Rocky] Is this it? 78 00:02:40,988 --> 00:02:42,798 - [Viva] No, Rocky, that's your penis. 79 00:02:42,799 --> 00:02:44,089 - [Rocky] Yeah, I know. 80 00:02:44,088 --> 00:02:44,918 Sorry. 81 00:02:47,714 --> 00:02:48,674 - I need to go. 82 00:02:48,673 --> 00:02:50,453 - [Rocky] Oh, one more minute! 83 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:52,450 - [Viva] Oh, no, I've dropped my pen! 84 00:02:52,450 --> 00:02:54,140 Can you find the light? 85 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:55,560 - Let there be. 86 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,160 (tense music) 87 00:02:58,159 --> 00:03:00,139 (Viva screams) 88 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:02,430 I think that's your pen on his left moob. 89 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:09,690 - As you all know, Mr. Andrews died suddenly last week. 90 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,520 For those of you who didn't know, 91 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,510 Mr. Andrews died suddenly last week. 92 00:03:14,510 --> 00:03:16,520 It was a surprise for everyone, 93 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,300 though of course he was very fat. 94 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:24,900 - There will be a memorial service for students 95 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:29,050 and staff to remember Mr. Andrews on Friday. 96 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:32,540 - When someone dies suddenly, 97 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:35,760 there can be many unresolved feelings 98 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,620 that need to be resolved. 99 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:41,020 Some here may be feeling angry about Mr. Andrews dying 100 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:43,480 and dumping his GCSE students in the plop 101 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,600 and leaving me to sort out the mess. 102 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:50,450 But we want you to know that we care about these feelings 103 00:03:50,450 --> 00:03:52,100 and will be providing a counselor 104 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:54,340 to help you discuss those feelings 105 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:56,190 if you're the kind of kid who can't just 106 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:59,250 talk it over with your mates like a normal person. 107 00:03:59,253 --> 00:04:01,923 (upbeat music) 108 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:05,810 - You should probably see the counselor, Viva. 109 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:06,640 - What for? 110 00:04:06,643 --> 00:04:08,433 - Well, you could be traumatized. 111 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:09,260 - But I'm not. 112 00:04:09,263 --> 00:04:11,933 - It's not every day you find your tutor's rotting corpse. 113 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:13,360 Must feel a bit weird. 114 00:04:13,363 --> 00:04:14,613 - No, I'm fine. 115 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:17,230 - I found my rabbit dead once. 116 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:19,050 A rat had chewed off his head, 117 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:22,030 hollowed him out on the inside, just leaving a furry bag. 118 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:23,280 - Did you get any counseling? 119 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:24,120 - No. 120 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,280 Obviously we had a ceremony and buried him out the back, 121 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:29,030 next to Toggle, Billy, Elvis, Tinker, Nibbler, Mavis, 122 00:04:29,030 --> 00:04:30,960 Muffin, Fudgey-Paws, Suzy, Stanley, 123 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,260 Jacko, Peaches and Wanker. 124 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:37,720 - Ah, he's in there if any of you feel the need. 125 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:38,810 - Do we get off lessons, Sir? 126 00:04:38,810 --> 00:04:41,280 - No, you'd have to go during break or free period. 127 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,490 - Like anyone's gonna give up their free time to. 128 00:04:43,488 --> 00:04:46,618 (gentle angelic music) 129 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,520 Hello Doctor, I'm here for counseling. 130 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,850 (door slamming) 131 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:54,620 - Don't forget, Viva, senior choir practice this lunch time. 132 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:57,020 - And me, Mr. Jefferies, I'm in senior choir. 133 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,470 - Right, yes, you are. 134 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:00,390 - So really you should be reminding me as well, 135 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:01,830 shouldn't you, Sir? 136 00:05:01,830 --> 00:05:04,550 - Yes, right, you as well, Amber. 137 00:05:04,553 --> 00:05:05,393 (bell ringing) 138 00:05:05,386 --> 00:05:08,376 Ah, now clear the corridor for break. 139 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:09,840 Viva, a moment. 140 00:05:10,947 --> 00:05:12,147 It's about choir. 141 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:14,620 Amber needs to leave choir. 142 00:05:14,619 --> 00:05:15,499 - Leave? 143 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:17,017 Why? - Because she's no good. 144 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,560 - But isn't choir just about the pleasure of singing? 145 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,540 - But is it really about that? 146 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:23,480 Isn't it really just on one level 147 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,110 about sounding just a little bit like the tune? 148 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:27,910 - So are you just gonna kick her out, then? 149 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:28,740 - No, God, no. 150 00:05:28,743 --> 00:05:29,953 No, no. 151 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:33,650 I have a policy of inclusivity where choir is concerned. 152 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:34,530 You're gonna kick her out. 153 00:05:34,530 --> 00:05:35,360 - Me? 154 00:05:35,363 --> 00:05:36,303 - You're her friend. 155 00:05:37,980 --> 00:05:40,110 It's going to sound better coming from you. 156 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:43,570 I want her out of the choir before the concert. 157 00:05:43,570 --> 00:05:44,400 Thank you, Viva. 158 00:05:47,039 --> 00:05:48,549 - Argh! 159 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:49,880 - [Nick] What's your name? 160 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,050 - Holli Jane Vavasour. 161 00:05:51,048 --> 00:05:52,458 - Do you fancy a cup of tea, Holli Jane? 162 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:53,860 I've just boiled the kettle. 163 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:04,920 Where would you like to start? 164 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:05,920 - I don't know. 165 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,370 I'm well confused. 166 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:09,990 - My feelings are (slurping) 167 00:06:14,810 --> 00:06:16,180 all over the place. 168 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:20,350 - Death can sometimes stir up some unexpected emotions. 169 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:25,030 - It's just all very raw, very sudden, very painful. 170 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,330 Four sugars, please. 171 00:06:27,330 --> 00:06:28,280 - Right, I'll just. 172 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:40,923 - Ow! 173 00:06:42,730 --> 00:06:46,470 - Gosh, you really are suffering, aren't you, Holli Jane? 174 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:49,980 - I really am, Dr. Nick. (sobbing) 175 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:50,960 This guy is hot. 176 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,080 He's better looking than Rocky, 177 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,420 he's better looking than Brandon. 178 00:06:53,420 --> 00:06:56,340 He's better looking than Tyler Blaine. 179 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:00,160 - [Saz] No-one's better looking than Tyler Blaine. 180 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,710 - He is. 181 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:02,540 This is his bum. 182 00:07:04,330 --> 00:07:05,160 - There you are. 183 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,043 - Hey, Rocky. 184 00:07:06,038 --> 00:07:07,788 - I've got some new names for my pie shop. 185 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:09,440 iPie, Lord of the Pie, Piederman. 186 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:12,090 - Pies R Us. - Piely Tasty. 187 00:07:12,090 --> 00:07:12,920 - TGI Piedays. 188 00:07:12,923 --> 00:07:14,033 - The Only Way is Pie. 189 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:15,800 - Pieland, Pie Club, Fucking Lovely Pies. 190 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:16,960 It's hard to stop once you start. 191 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:17,800 - Pies, Pies, Pies. 192 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:18,890 - I Love The Way You Pie. 193 00:07:18,893 --> 00:07:20,633 - 3.142! 194 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:23,390 - No, Saz, it's got to be pie-related. 195 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:25,630 - 3.142 is the mathematical constant you need 196 00:07:25,630 --> 00:07:27,580 when you're finding the circumference of a circle. 197 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:28,410 It's called pi. 198 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:32,313 Oh, I get it, 'cause pies are circles. 199 00:07:33,230 --> 00:07:35,110 Though you can get rectangular pies. 200 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,760 - Oh, Viva, I've got something to show you. 201 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,910 - Go on then. 202 00:07:38,905 --> 00:07:40,465 - Here? 203 00:07:40,470 --> 00:07:41,300 Are you sure? 204 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:49,060 - [Holli] Viva forever? 205 00:07:49,061 --> 00:07:50,131 - And if you break up, 206 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:52,380 you can pretend you're a big Spice Girls fan. 207 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:55,770 - I got it done last week at Matt's Tatt Shack. 208 00:07:55,770 --> 00:07:57,030 Epic, right? 209 00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:58,080 - It's so permanent. 210 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,330 I've dying to show you, but I had to wait 211 00:07:59,330 --> 00:08:00,160 till the scabs fell off. 212 00:08:00,163 --> 00:08:01,513 - Romantic. - Do you like it? 213 00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:02,470 - Yeah. 214 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:05,840 It's just really permanent. 215 00:08:05,844 --> 00:08:07,634 - Do you like it? 216 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:11,630 - It's amazingly hard to remove. 217 00:08:12,470 --> 00:08:15,560 - Yeah, you can touch it, if Mrs. Rocky says okay. 218 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,751 I've got to go, babes. 219 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,050 I'll see you tomorrow. 220 00:08:21,050 --> 00:08:23,340 Pie Another Day. 221 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:24,170 - Yeah. 222 00:08:28,736 --> 00:08:30,656 - So, Mrs. Rocky, 223 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,740 looks like Mr. Rocky wants to settle down with you. 224 00:08:32,741 --> 00:08:33,991 - That is not happening. 225 00:08:33,993 --> 00:08:36,423 - Well, I think Rocky's tatt's beautiful. 226 00:08:36,421 --> 00:08:37,251 You're so lucky. 227 00:08:37,254 --> 00:08:38,574 When me and Brandon was together, 228 00:08:38,570 --> 00:08:40,410 he never did anything romantic. 229 00:08:40,410 --> 00:08:41,850 The only romantic thing he ever did 230 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:44,320 was call his pet rat Amber. 231 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:45,163 That was probably just a trick 232 00:08:45,156 --> 00:08:46,996 to get me to have sex with him. 233 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,420 - And it actually worked. 234 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:49,250 - [Holli] Do you miss Brandon? 235 00:08:49,253 --> 00:08:50,483 - No, I hate him. 236 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:51,490 Don't wanna talk about him. 237 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:52,830 - Maybe you should go see the counselor. 238 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:54,850 He said people can talk to him about anything they want. 239 00:08:54,850 --> 00:08:55,820 - You can talk to him about anything? 240 00:08:55,824 --> 00:08:56,664 - That's what he said. 241 00:08:56,657 --> 00:08:58,827 - 'Cause I've got loads of stuff I'm upset about. 242 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,080 I'm gonna write a list. 243 00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:02,920 Show us that picture of his bum again. 244 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,590 (upbeat music) 245 00:09:15,205 --> 00:09:17,305 - I just got a text from Rocky. 246 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:18,750 Boy's a legend. (chuckles) 247 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,920 - I'm gonna need this table to set out my work. 248 00:09:20,918 --> 00:09:22,468 - Look at that, it's a classic. 249 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,160 - Why has he sent you a picture of himself 250 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:25,990 with a pasty on his head? 251 00:09:25,993 --> 00:09:28,003 - Well, it's a joke we got going. 252 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,250 We send each other photos with pasties on our heads. 253 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,820 - Sounds hilarious. 254 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,380 - Laughter, Viva, laughter. 255 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:34,250 - Yes? 256 00:09:34,247 --> 00:09:35,987 - "He who has laughter is a rich man." 257 00:09:35,987 --> 00:09:38,577 "Laughter is the sound of angels' wings flapping." 258 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:40,487 "Laughter is the sunshine," 259 00:09:40,490 --> 00:09:41,960 something, something, something, 260 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:44,367 "that makes your face into a garden." 261 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:45,240 - [Viva] What? 262 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:49,140 - Just ignore him, it's his new inspirational quotes app. 263 00:09:50,619 --> 00:09:51,599 Oh! 264 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,340 - Right, well I'll just set out my work now, 265 00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,170 if you don't mind. 266 00:09:54,173 --> 00:09:55,503 - Oh, God, lighten up, Viva. 267 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:56,330 Take one of me. 268 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,865 - [Viva] I thought it had to be a pasty. 269 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:01,580 - I'm cranking it up a level. 270 00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:03,380 - Well, sorry if I don't find it amusing 271 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:04,660 that I'm gonna fail my A-Levels 272 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:05,590 'cause I'm taking a picture of you 273 00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:07,460 with a pork pie on your head. 274 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:09,120 - Rob, can you remember the problem that was bothering me? 275 00:10:09,123 --> 00:10:10,823 - Was it you couldn't remember something? 276 00:10:10,816 --> 00:10:12,226 - Ah, I still can't remember what it is. 277 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:14,600 - I wonder if an onion bhaji would work. 278 00:10:14,599 --> 00:10:16,549 No, I think it's gotta be meat. 279 00:10:16,547 --> 00:10:19,157 - Rob, what if it's something for the baby? 280 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,070 What if I forgot to get it scanned or injected 281 00:10:21,070 --> 00:10:22,790 or tagged or something? 282 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,788 (upbeat pop music) 283 00:10:31,652 --> 00:10:33,612 - Really makes you think, 284 00:10:33,610 --> 00:10:36,920 at any moment anyone could just drop dead in a cupboard 285 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,700 and be discovered by two idiots tryna have sex. 286 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,460 - No, I've had sex in loads of cupboards 287 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:43,320 and it's never happened to me. 288 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,330 - Holli! 289 00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:47,750 One minute he was the leader of science and the next, 290 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,740 a billion molecules of nothing. 291 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:51,800 - Maybe Saz is right, you do need counseling. 292 00:10:51,803 --> 00:10:53,063 - I don't! 293 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:55,710 It's just Life is short, Holli. 294 00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:56,700 - [Holli] There's Amber. 295 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:57,529 Amber! 296 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,712 - Poor Amber. 297 00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:00,840 Mr. Jefferies asked me to dump her from choir. 298 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,160 - Is her singing really that bad? 299 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:02,990 - Yeah. 300 00:11:02,993 --> 00:11:04,953 She sounds like someone being slowly Tasered to death. 301 00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:06,150 - Hi! 302 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,930 - Hey, what are you so excited about? 303 00:11:07,930 --> 00:11:10,700 - I'm going to see the counselor today. 304 00:11:10,701 --> 00:11:13,371 (upbeat music) 305 00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:21,940 - So what did you want to talk to me about? 306 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,550 Is it Mr. Andrews? 307 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,930 A death can sometimes stir up some unexpected emotions. 308 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:28,960 - I've got a list. 309 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:35,830 It was my first day at Sunny Day Nursery. 310 00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:37,980 I was wearing new shoes. 311 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:40,990 My granny said the sparkly butterflies 312 00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:45,040 would give me princess powers, and as long as I had them on, 313 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,447 I would be safe. 314 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:48,320 It was a very busy day. 315 00:11:48,318 --> 00:11:51,568 (gentle upbeat music) 316 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:55,770 At some point, I dropped off to sleep. 317 00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:05,450 And when I woke up, my butterflies were gone! 318 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:10,482 Saz had cut them off and stuck them on her own shoes! 319 00:12:12,326 --> 00:12:14,096 Saz stole my princess powers 320 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,500 and she never even got in trouble! 321 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,880 Every day I see her, I'm reminded of it. 322 00:12:16,877 --> 00:12:19,087 - Right, and by princess powers, 323 00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:22,440 do you mean a sort of feeling of being special? 324 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,630 - No, I mean my princess powers. 325 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:26,460 Saz stole them. 326 00:12:26,463 --> 00:12:27,883 - Do you still see her? 327 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:28,710 - Every day. 328 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:31,420 She's one of my best friends. 329 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,130 - Right, well, that's great. 330 00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:34,820 It means you can talk to her 331 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:37,510 and tell her how it made you feel. 332 00:12:37,510 --> 00:12:38,490 - [Amber] Yeah. 333 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:39,450 - [Nick] Yeah? 334 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,840 - Yeah, I'm gonna tell her. 335 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,160 I'm gonna tell her straightaway. 336 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,800 - Right, so just to be clear, you're having a go at me 337 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,820 about this shoe thing from when we were three? 338 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:48,650 - Yes. 339 00:12:48,653 --> 00:12:50,383 My counselor warned me that sometimes 340 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:53,130 people don't take other people's feelings very seriously. 341 00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:54,750 - I'm taking it seriously, 342 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,690 and I think you should know that when we were fetuses 343 00:12:56,690 --> 00:13:00,300 I stole your umbilical cord and used it for a skipping rope. 344 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,230 - You're weird. 345 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:03,190 - You are calling me weird? 346 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:04,020 - Yes. 347 00:13:04,023 --> 00:13:07,293 - "A death can sometimes stir up unexpected emotions." 348 00:13:07,290 --> 00:13:09,760 - Why do you always have to act so superior, Saz? 349 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,130 - Probably 'cause I've got your princess powers! 350 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,500 Oh, my God, what am I supposed to do? 351 00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:17,801 - Say sorry. - Say sorry. 352 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:20,520 - I'm on your side, 353 00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:22,543 but you know the counselor's mine, right? 354 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,615 You can't have him, 'cause I saw him first. 355 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,550 - Hey! 356 00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:27,550 I'm gonna sort this loser counselor out! 357 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,761 You can't just turn all my friends against me! 358 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,430 - Look, I understand why you're upset. 359 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,270 I get upset too 360 00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:36,500 when I feel like I've been treated very badly. 361 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,610 - Oh, my God! 362 00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:39,490 Not trying to build a rapport with me, are you? 363 00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:42,090 What is that, page one of the counseling handbook? 364 00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:44,490 - Okay, okay, you got me there. 365 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:49,040 But seriously, Saz, death can stir up some-- 366 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,187 - "Stir up some unexpected emotions." 367 00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:52,310 Yes, I know! 368 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,360 - Maybe you should talk through 369 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,190 some of your own feelings about Amber. 370 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,140 - I don't have any feelings about Amber. 371 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,340 I'm basically totally indifferent 372 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:00,490 to that pathetic little air-head fool! 373 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:06,400 - Why did Rocky have to call me Mrs. Rocky? 374 00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:09,397 And why did he have to get that stupid tattoo? 375 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,670 - Uh, duh! 376 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:11,910 - He's into you. 377 00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:13,140 And he wants to have your babies. 378 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:13,970 - He wants to stay with you 379 00:14:13,973 --> 00:14:16,423 and he wants you to be the one call if he got arrested. 380 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,950 - Yeah, or the one waiting for him to come out of prison. 381 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,490 - You and the kids. - And the dog. 382 00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:21,440 - I'm finishing it. 383 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,490 I've made up my mind. 384 00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:24,770 I'm dumping Rocky. 385 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:25,600 - OMG! 386 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:26,633 - OMFG! 387 00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:28,214 - I know. 388 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,270 How do I tell him? 389 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:30,780 - Just hit him with the truth. 390 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:31,850 Or just hit him. 391 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:34,110 - Life is short 392 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:36,200 and I don't have time to mess around with boyfriends 393 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,760 who are a bit too thick for me 394 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,100 and don't fit into my big plan 395 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:42,660 and just bang on about pies all the time! 396 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:44,510 - Well, I think Rocky's quite clever. 397 00:14:46,672 --> 00:14:47,882 - She actually called me weird. 398 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,230 Why am I always the one getting stuck with the weird label? 399 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:53,190 - Weird is one of those unhelpful words. 400 00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:54,760 - It's like she thinks she's so normal. 401 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,130 Who decides who's weird and who's normal anyway? 402 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:57,960 Everyone seems to know. 403 00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,573 How? 404 00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:01,420 - It was all decided at a gigantic meeting 405 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:02,770 that no-one told you about. 406 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:09,720 Sorry, I was just trying a bit of humor there. 407 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,770 It's page two of the counseling handbook. 408 00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:16,638 - Normal. 409 00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:18,920 Normal. 410 00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:20,720 Normal. 411 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,550 Weird! 412 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:27,080 Normal, normal, normal, normal. 413 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,150 - Normal. (laughs) 414 00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:32,180 - Normal, normal, normal, normal. 415 00:15:32,178 --> 00:15:35,238 Weird! 416 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,628 But what if this lot, 417 00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:39,873 what if this lot are normal and those are weird? 418 00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:40,700 Then what? 419 00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:44,371 - You have a lot of anger towards the other kids here. 420 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:46,640 - It's a very real anger. 421 00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:48,804 - Very real, yes, I do. 422 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,260 - And what do you feel are your options here? 423 00:15:51,263 --> 00:15:52,823 - Just wanna kill them all. 424 00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:55,180 Everyone in the school. 425 00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:57,753 Guess I'm gonna need a gun. 426 00:16:00,604 --> 00:16:03,354 - Do you know where to buy a gun? 427 00:16:04,891 --> 00:16:06,151 - Oh! 428 00:16:06,146 --> 00:16:10,726 It's not coming out and that was my last bit of change. 429 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,490 - She can't get her Kit Kat. 430 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:14,320 - She'll have to hit it. 431 00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:15,823 - Tried that, obviously. 432 00:16:17,328 --> 00:16:20,598 (confectionary dispenser thudding) 433 00:16:20,595 --> 00:16:21,745 (Kit Kat clattering) 434 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:22,580 - See that? 435 00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:23,763 It's your princess powers. 436 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,780 Works every time. 437 00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:27,657 - You need to take this seriously. 438 00:16:27,663 --> 00:16:29,103 She really feels hurt. 439 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,850 Just say sorry and it'll be fine. 440 00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:36,720 - It was 13 years ago! 441 00:16:36,717 --> 00:16:41,557 (confectionary dispenser thudding) 442 00:16:41,557 --> 00:16:43,667 - Saz, over here, please. 443 00:16:44,697 --> 00:16:45,667 (confectionary dispenser tapping) 444 00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:47,373 (chocolate clattering) 445 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:48,860 What's this I hear about your plans 446 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:50,410 to carry out a massacre at the school? 447 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,840 - What? - You told the counselor 448 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,700 you wanna to kill everyone at the school. 449 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,960 - It was a joke, Miss. 450 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,100 - Yeah, I told him that, that's what I said. 451 00:16:56,097 --> 00:16:57,907 "It's a joke", I said. 452 00:16:57,910 --> 00:17:00,040 I mean, we all have little fantasies 453 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,980 about blowing everyone at the school away. 454 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,297 I know I do. 455 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:07,020 But Saz, we don't tell people, 'cause when we tell people, 456 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,730 it has to go official. 457 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:09,590 - So what does that mean? 458 00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:12,170 - Basically, it means an anger management workshop for you 459 00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:15,623 and a massive shitage of paperwork for me! 460 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:16,940 - [Holli] I'm gonna see Dr. Nick. 461 00:17:16,942 --> 00:17:17,932 - Again? 462 00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:18,910 You saw him yesterday. 463 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,197 - Me and Dr. Nick are getting on epic. 464 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,540 So, so epic. 465 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:25,550 The chemistry between us is like, oh, my God. 466 00:17:29,511 --> 00:17:31,321 - Would you like to talk some more about your feelings 467 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,050 about Mr. Andrews? 468 00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,080 - Who? - Mr-- 469 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,040 - Oh, yeah, yeah, Mr. Andrews. 470 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,420 Sometimes it's like I can feel him in the building, 471 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:40,960 like a presence. 472 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,100 A big, bald presence. 473 00:17:43,097 --> 00:17:44,817 I'm so confused. 474 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:46,050 I wish he was here. 475 00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:47,800 - Have you thought about writing him a letter? 476 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,330 Sometimes it's a good way of saying things to the person 477 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,843 that you couldn't say to them when they were alive. 478 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,210 - I'm not too good at writing, Sir. 479 00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:56,220 - Nick. - Dr. Nick. 480 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,600 - Just Nick. - Sorry. 481 00:17:57,596 --> 00:18:00,036 All this grieving has got my nerves proper jangled up. 482 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,100 - If you don't want to write him a letter, 483 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,400 maybe you could say it to him. 484 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:07,250 Okay, what would you say to him if he was here right now? 485 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,790 Just, phish, just phish, just say it to me. 486 00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:15,620 - I would just say, "You're a lovely, big man." 487 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,190 - Go on. 488 00:18:18,187 --> 00:18:23,187 - "A hunky man with big, strong, hard arms, like Popeye." 489 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,830 - Popeye, the sailor-man? 490 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:27,800 - Yes. 491 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,770 I just wanna be with you. 492 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,080 - This is what you'd say to Mr. Andrews? 493 00:18:30,084 --> 00:18:34,244 - I love you, Dr. Andrews. 494 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,138 (belling ringing) 495 00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:35,970 Shit. 496 00:18:36,857 --> 00:18:37,807 Lessons. 497 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,482 (upbeat music) 498 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,840 - Viva, have you managed to have a word with Amber 499 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:50,670 about you-know-what? 500 00:18:50,673 --> 00:18:52,433 - I can't do it, Sir. 501 00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:53,560 She just loves to sing. 502 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,990 - Yes, I know that. 503 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:56,430 That's the problem, isn't it? 504 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:57,570 - Makes her really happy. 505 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,780 - Sometimes we need to consider the happiness of others too. 506 00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,640 Oh. 507 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,580 - Hey, Amber. 508 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:04,280 You look nice. 509 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,110 - Thanks. 510 00:19:05,113 --> 00:19:06,843 - Why are you all dressed up? 511 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,580 Wait a minute, is this for Dr. Nick? 512 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:09,670 - No. - You're lying. 513 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,530 - I ain't lying, I always try and dress nice. 514 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:13,090 - No, you've been glamorizing yourself. 515 00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:13,919 - This is just my normal look 516 00:19:13,922 --> 00:19:16,232 except I done my plait at a different angle. 517 00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,220 - That's not your normal look. 518 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,700 You look like a bigger ho than usual. 519 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,350 - I can't help being beautiful, Holli. 520 00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:21,480 That's just who I am. 521 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,500 And anyway, I know he likes me, 'cause he hugged me. 522 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,330 - He hugged you? 523 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,810 - Yeah. 524 00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:30,220 - But if he did shag one of us, 525 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,930 I am first, 'cause I saw him first. 526 00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:33,320 - Just don't throw yourself at him. 527 00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:35,343 You'll get a rep for being a ho. 528 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,480 - You calling us hoes? 529 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,800 - No, I'm not calling anyone a ho. 530 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,960 I'm just saying that being nice is part of his job. 531 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,500 Pretty sure he doesn't fancy you. 532 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,640 - 'Cause you think he fancies me? 533 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,150 - He doesn't fancy either of you. 534 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,100 - Why are you being a bitch? 535 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,220 Is it 'cause you're stressed about Rocky? 536 00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:49,233 Hi, Mr. Jefferies! 537 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,190 See you at choir later, Mr. Jefferies! 538 00:19:51,193 --> 00:19:53,473 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 539 00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:55,190 - Amber, Viva thinks when you sing, 540 00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:56,840 you sound like you're being Tasered to death. 541 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,670 - Is that bad? 542 00:19:57,673 --> 00:20:00,123 - Well, yeah, specially if it was the X26. 543 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,960 I tried it on myself once and I was like. (screams) 544 00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:08,208 - Mr. Jefferies wants you to leave choir 545 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,220 and he asked me to tell you. 546 00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:11,130 - You want me out of choir? 547 00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:13,400 - It's not coming from me, it's coming from Mr. Jefferies. 548 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,050 - I'm a good singer, aren't I? 549 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:20,050 - Well, I think you have a really amazingly loud voice. 550 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:21,740 - I know! 551 00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:23,633 You can hear me over everyone else in choir. 552 00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:25,560 I proper boom, don't I? - Yeah. 553 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,520 - You can hear the windows rattle when I get going. 554 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,040 I'm the loudest of them all. - Yep. 555 00:20:29,035 --> 00:20:31,605 - So there, I am good, you don't think I should leave? 556 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:33,857 - No, no, I don't. 557 00:20:33,864 --> 00:20:35,214 - [Amber] Oh! 558 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,619 - Oh, stop lezzing it up, I want some grub. 559 00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:43,710 (gentle upbeat music) 560 00:20:46,643 --> 00:20:48,793 - You can't sit on your own. 561 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:49,749 - I'd rather sit on my own 562 00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:51,487 than with you bitches. - Yeah? 563 00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:52,330 Stay on your own, then. 564 00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:53,180 - Holli, sit down. 565 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:54,570 Let's sort this out. 566 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:56,720 - I'm still upset. 567 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,800 - I'm still upset. 568 00:20:57,801 --> 00:21:00,101 - I'm a bit upset, these fucking chips are soggy. 569 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,390 - I'm not saying sorry for something 570 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:04,300 that happened 13 years ago that I don't even remember! 571 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,420 - Why are you so angry? 572 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:07,280 I'm the one whose shoes got murdered. 573 00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:11,060 - Okay, I'll try to explain. 574 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,260 Sometimes other kids call me weird. 575 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,630 It's happened all through school. 576 00:21:14,631 --> 00:21:15,661 You probably haven't noticed. 577 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:16,750 - I've noticed. - I've noticed. 578 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:19,683 - Yeah, I've noticed too. - There's that weird kid. 579 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,520 - Okay, everyone has noticed. 580 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,690 I hate that word. 581 00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:25,210 And I don't even remember the thing with the shoes 582 00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:26,970 and when Amber called me weird, I'm very sorry, 583 00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:28,430 but it does make me angry! 584 00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:32,500 - So you're saying you're sorry? 585 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,240 - Yep, you heard the girl. 586 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,800 She said she's very sorry. 587 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,660 Apology accepted, Saz. 588 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:38,740 - I didn't-- 589 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:39,760 - [Holli] Let's all go Chicken Cottage 590 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,140 after school to celebrate. 591 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:43,250 - Can't, I'm meeting Rocky. 592 00:21:43,247 --> 00:21:46,407 (gentle upbeat music) 593 00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:55,130 - Beyond epic, right? 594 00:21:55,127 --> 00:21:56,667 - Rocky. - Do you want some chips? 595 00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:57,700 I only ordered one portion 596 00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:58,930 'cause I didn't know if you was hungry, 597 00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:01,120 but I can order two, live it large. 598 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,940 - Rocky, life is very short. 599 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:04,980 - Yeah, that's true. 600 00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:07,610 So short. 601 00:22:07,610 --> 00:22:09,430 - We need to live our lives. 602 00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:11,860 Really live our lives, 'cause if we don't, 603 00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:13,530 we could end up dead in a cupboard. 604 00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:15,910 So you and me, we need to. 605 00:22:17,755 --> 00:22:19,095 Do you see what I mean? 606 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,670 - Yeah. 607 00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:21,500 Yeah. 608 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,230 No. 609 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:25,330 - I'm saying-- 610 00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:26,880 - Wait. 611 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,480 Is this you breaking up with me? 612 00:22:29,919 --> 00:22:31,489 - Ooh! 613 00:22:31,487 --> 00:22:33,687 You're the one dumping me? 614 00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:34,520 See me crying? 615 00:22:34,523 --> 00:22:36,313 No way. 616 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,370 Look, dry eyes. 617 00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:40,870 Come on Badges, have a chip. 618 00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:43,320 - I'm really sorry about your tattoo. 619 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,850 - No problem. 620 00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:47,160 I think I'll be needing it again anyways. 621 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,690 - How do you mean? 622 00:22:48,690 --> 00:22:50,370 - Well, you're not really gonna dump me. 623 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,340 - No, I am. 624 00:22:53,150 --> 00:22:54,900 You're too full-on and I can't handle it. 625 00:22:54,897 --> 00:22:56,737 - You'll be totally throwing away your discount 626 00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:57,740 at Rocky's Pie Hole. 627 00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:00,420 - I'm gonna to have to live with that. 628 00:23:03,486 --> 00:23:04,496 - Let's surprise him. 629 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,500 - He might be naked. 630 00:23:06,550 --> 00:23:08,670 - [Amber] Dr. Sexy. 631 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,160 - Hi, Holli, hi, Amber. 632 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,430 - [Both] Hello, Miss. 633 00:23:14,429 --> 00:23:15,599 - Have a seat. 634 00:23:16,669 --> 00:23:17,929 Are you here to see Nick? 635 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,850 - Yeah, we're two of his best customers, aren't we Holli? 636 00:23:20,850 --> 00:23:22,410 - Yeah, we was both getting counseling. 637 00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:23,820 - Okay, well he's gone. 638 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,320 Basically, it turns out he's mental. (laughs) 639 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,270 Plus, budget only covers four days of touchy-feely shit. 640 00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:30,100 - He's gone? 641 00:23:30,103 --> 00:23:33,083 - Yep, total waste of money if you ask me. 642 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,850 - Did Nick leave any notes for us? 643 00:23:34,850 --> 00:23:35,680 - Ah, let me see. 644 00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:36,903 Oh, yes! 645 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,360 Got a big box of love letters 646 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,910 for Holli and Amber right here. 647 00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:42,640 Not really, you idiots! 648 00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:45,540 Oh, come, on girls, snap out of it. 649 00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,890 You're not still upset about Mr. Andrews, are you? 650 00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:48,720 - Who? 651 00:23:48,723 --> 00:23:50,103 - I think I might be getting over him. 652 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,350 - But what's Mr. Andrews got to do with anything? 653 00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:52,740 - Come, on Amber. 654 00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:54,170 - But we haven't, what about? 655 00:23:54,170 --> 00:23:55,460 I want Dr. Nick! 656 00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:56,510 - He's gone, Amber. 657 00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,390 Gone. 658 00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:02,510 - Is there gonna to be a new counselor 659 00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:04,680 to help us get over the loss of our old counselor? 660 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,650 - No, get out of here! 661 00:24:06,650 --> 00:24:07,610 I never had any counseling 662 00:24:07,610 --> 00:24:08,740 when my dad's flock got flystrike 663 00:24:08,737 --> 00:24:10,547 and I had to single-handedly 664 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:13,750 scrape the maggots out of the arses of 1,200 sheep! 665 00:24:16,516 --> 00:24:19,676 (gentle upbeat music) 666 00:24:36,173 --> 00:24:37,683 The thing I was supposed to remember, 667 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,130 whatever it is, it's getting more urgent. 668 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:40,960 - Sorry. 669 00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:44,010 - Settle down, please, everybody. 670 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,110 We're now going to watch a slide show 671 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:51,170 while listening to some of Mr. Andrews' favorite music. 672 00:24:51,173 --> 00:24:54,343 (gentle upbeat music) 673 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:01,672 (upbeat rock music) 674 00:25:05,513 --> 00:25:07,513 (audience applauding) 675 00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:09,300 And now I'd like to hand over 676 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:13,660 to what I know will be a very moving part of the service, 677 00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:17,110 the student tribute organized by Miss Hitchcock. 678 00:25:17,108 --> 00:25:17,938 - Fuck! 679 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,640 (audience applauding) 680 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,320 Thank you, Mr. Jefferies. 681 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,420 Your part of the service was indeed a wonderful tribute 682 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:32,350 to a larger-than-life character 683 00:25:32,350 --> 00:25:35,740 whose love affair with deep pan pizza 684 00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:39,030 proved to be a fatal attraction. 685 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:45,080 And now for the student tribute to Mr. Andrews. 686 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,760 Viva Bennett would like to say a few words. 687 00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:50,480 - Me? 688 00:25:52,849 --> 00:25:54,099 - I'm pregnant. 689 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,990 - What can I say about Mr. Andrews? 690 00:26:05,570 --> 00:26:08,700 Mr. Andrews taught me everything I know about hydrocarbons. 691 00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:14,150 Gasoline, butane, methane, 692 00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:15,920 propane, bitumen, 693 00:26:17,170 --> 00:26:18,910 diesel, petrol. 694 00:26:20,090 --> 00:26:21,100 Kerosene? 695 00:26:21,103 --> 00:26:22,143 - Windolene. 696 00:26:22,143 --> 00:26:22,983 - A lot. 697 00:26:23,860 --> 00:26:27,030 But then I dropped chemistry after GCSE 698 00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:31,830 and Mr. Andrews dropped out of my life. 699 00:26:35,730 --> 00:26:38,510 When someone is a part of your life for a really long time 700 00:26:38,510 --> 00:26:42,010 and then suddenly they're gone, leaves a hole. 701 00:26:42,010 --> 00:26:43,680 A really enormous hole. 702 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:48,000 And you think, did I do the right thing when I dumped him? 703 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,280 Should I have just-- - Okay, thanks, Viva. 704 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,940 - Viva and Mr. Andrews, I didn't even realize! 705 00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:54,630 - Viva, we'd all love it 706 00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:56,970 if you could sing the hymn we've been learning, 707 00:26:56,970 --> 00:26:58,520 in senior choir? 708 00:26:58,524 --> 00:26:59,364 - Really? 709 00:27:04,111 --> 00:27:08,401 ♪ Abide with me ♪ 710 00:27:08,402 --> 00:27:13,402 ♪ Fast falls the eventide ♪ 711 00:27:14,368 --> 00:27:19,368 ♪ The darkness deepens ♪ 712 00:27:21,011 --> 00:27:24,181 ♪ Lord, with me abide ♪ 713 00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:30,192 - Don't worry, I got this. 714 00:27:31,895 --> 00:27:32,725 (alarm blaring) 715 00:27:32,728 --> 00:27:36,618 - All right, everybody, calmly evacuate the building! 716 00:27:36,616 --> 00:27:39,496 (upbeat music) 717 00:27:39,501 --> 00:27:43,681 ♪ What good is life without a big struggle ♪ 718 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,820 - Would you do it with a homeless guy? 719 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:46,960 - If he was a hottie, I might. 720 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,330 And if he had a nice dog. 721 00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:49,410 - [Holli] Would you do it with Kai Birmingham? 722 00:27:49,414 --> 00:27:51,834 - I've done it with Kai Birmingham, twice. 723 00:27:51,830 --> 00:27:52,660 - Would you do it-- 724 00:27:52,663 --> 00:27:55,343 (Amber screaming) 725 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,270 - I'm really sorry about your shoes, Amber. 726 00:27:57,270 --> 00:27:58,720 Got your princess powers back again. 727 00:27:58,721 --> 00:27:59,811 - I can feel it! 728 00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:00,653 I can feel it! 729 00:28:02,627 --> 00:28:05,287 Weird people are the best kind of people. 730 00:28:07,545 --> 00:28:10,185 ♪ People keep saying I'm doing it wrong ♪ 731 00:28:10,191 --> 00:28:12,921 ♪ But I say it feels all right ♪ 732 00:28:12,916 --> 00:28:17,916 ♪ I really do try, really do try, really do try ♪ 733 00:28:18,306 --> 00:28:21,486 ♪ There's a million things that I could change ♪ 734 00:28:21,493 --> 00:28:24,433 ♪ But maybe it's all right ♪ 735 00:28:24,428 --> 00:28:27,388 ♪ This is my life, this is my life, this is my life ♪ 736 00:28:27,392 --> 00:28:28,322 ♪ People keep saying ♪ 737 00:28:28,319 --> 00:28:30,359 ♪ I'm doing it wrong ♪ ♪ It's gonna be fine ♪ 738 00:28:30,357 --> 00:28:32,887 ♪ People keep saying I'm doing it wrong ♪ 739 00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:35,120 ♪ People keep saying I'm doing it wrong ♪ 740 00:28:35,116 --> 00:28:35,956 ♪ It's gonna be fine ♪ 741 00:28:35,963 --> 00:28:40,633 ♪ People keep saying I'm doing it wrong ♪ 52467

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