All language subtitles for Some.Girls.S01E05_English

♪ People keep saying
that I'm doing it wrong ♪

♪ But I say it feels all right ♪

♪ I really do try, really
do try, really do try ♪

♪ There's a million things
that I can't change ♪

♪ But maybe it's all right ♪

♪ This is my life, this is
my life, this is my life ♪

(belching)

- Oh, good to get that bad boy out.

- How did you learn to burp so loud?

- Dunno, I must be a natural.

- It is amazing.
- It's burping, Amber.

She hasn't saved tigers from extinction

or donated her kidneys to lepers.

(gasping)

- It's Brandon, he's here.

- [Viva] Yeah, he does go to this school.

- I really wanna talk to him.

- No, just be cool.

- Be cool, I can't be cool.

That's not who I am.

I'm desperate.

- He's having a baby with Charlie.

You've got to let him go.

- He is not ready to be a daddy.

He calls his penis Darth Vader.

He was like, "Darth Vader is approaching.

"Feel the Force."

- And you want him back?

Weird.

- I think he might be the love of my life.

- Oh, my god, just shut up.

- Look how cool Charlie acts,
and she's having his baby.

(upbeat music)

She's not even looking at him.

- She doesn't have to be
cool with boobs that big.

Look at her boobs, that's not fair.

- Yeah, God is cruel and
random in his boob allocation.

Why is Ruby Williams smiling at us?

- Do you want me to smack her?

'Cause I'd really like
to mess up her hair.

- Something's up.

They don't go round smiling at us.

We ignore them, they ignore us.

- Well, they don't always ignore us.

Remember last week?

("Head Over Heels")
(girls laughing)

- So, what's going on?

Why is Ruby suddenly smiling?

- Maybe she's just being friendly.

♪ I wanted to be with you alone ♪

- [Viva] The groups and gangs
in this school do my head in.

Just look at this corridor.

Over there, you've got the
Pretties, AKA the Boob Nazis.

Then we've got the
Misfits, or Pick 'n' Mix.

And there's my group.

I think we're called the Sweaties.

Oh, and there's Pirate Roy.

- Arr!

- [Viva] He's kind of
in a clique on his own.

- Holli Vavasour, I want you
in my office straight away.

- Oh, my god, sir.

I ain't done nothing.

- We can discuss that
when you come to my room.

- What have you done?

- Nothing, I haven't done anything.

Well, I did call Mr. Morrissey a prick,

but that's just keeping it real.

And I did sell some of my mum's pills

to that teaching assistant
with the funny eyes.

- That's why he's got funny eyes.

- And I let Keanu have
a squeeze of my boobs

behind the Slush Puppie
machine, but no one was looking.

- And there's not even
a rule against that.

- Whatever it is you've done,

just try and look like you're sorry.

- Let's see your sorry face.

- You look exactly like my dog

when it's gone toilet in the lounge.

- Shoulders back, Holli.
- What?

- Sit up straight, direct eye contact.

- Jesus, sir, I'm not in
the fucking Royal Marines.

- How can you be the
best person you can be

when you're all hunched
over like a hunchback?

- I'm pretty sure you're not
allowed to cuss hunchbacks.

Jupiter Jones is a hunchback.

- Jupiter Jones has a medical condition.

- I've got a medical condition.

I'm bloody knackered.

So, you're gonna tell me what
I'm supposed to have done?

- You're here because of
what you did to Carl Jarvis.

- I done it 'cause he kept thieving

my brother Armani's lunch
money, and, hang on.

How did you know it was me?

- The whole thing was caught on CCTV.

We can clearly see you squeezing

Bikini Bare hair removal
cream into his bike helmet.

I'm disappointed.
- Me too, sir.

Didn't realize there's a
camera by the bike shed.

- You'll have to go on report again.

And I'll have to call your mum about this.

- Good luck with that, sir.

She can't even follow the
plot of Bob the Builder.

- And you have to go and see Carl.

Make an apology.
- I'm not sorry.

- Saying sorry takes a big person.

I know you can be a big person, Holli.

If you can learn from the bad stuff,

you can be anything,
do anything, overcome--

- Excuse me, Mr. Jeffries.

Can I go now?

Otherwise there ain't going
to be no more hot dogs left.

(upbeat music)

- Go on, I'll catch you up.

That hurts.

Don't you know it's against
the law to grab pupils?

- Yeah, well, I'm doing
it as your stepmum.

- That's against the law, too.

- I want to talk to you about bullying.

- Are the other teachers
ganging up on you?

- It's Ruby Williams.

She's been having trouble
with her friendship group.

Basically they're all bitches.

Plus, and this is highly confidential,

Ruby's dad's been shagging her auntie,

and her mum's been shagging anyone

who goes to the Duke of Cambridge pub.

- You really shouldn't be telling me this.

- You know I'm the head of
her house, JK Rowling House?

I'm supposed to help with all
this shit, but what can I do?

Drag her mum off blokes in the
Duke of Cambridge car park?

- Are you sure you've
passed your teacher exams?

- We can sort this out together, Viva.

- What, what's it got to do with me?

- You're a member of the
anti-bullying council

and a peer mentor.

- How can I mentor Ruby?

She hates me.
- Time to step up, Viva.

Parents have been complaining
about bullying in this school,

and the head's putting me in
charge of stamping it out.

Preferably by Friday

'cause there's gonna be an inspection.

(giggling)

- Lunch break is a busy time

for the queen bee of a clique.

Being a bitch, making sure
everyone is scared of you,

and having the biggest hair
in school is a demanding job.

Hi, Ruby's joining us today.

She fancied a change of scenery.

Come on, Ruby, they don't bite.

- Holli does.

- You had a row with Charlie?

'Cause she's looking like
she wants to stab you.

- Well, she's in the right
place, then, ain't she?

Got loads of knives she could use.

- So, how is Charlie?

Getting on all right with Brandon?

- I don't know, why?
- Cool, remember?

- Oh, no reason.

What about the baby?

Is Brandon excited?

Are they thinking about baby names?

Does he feel her bump?

Does he put his hands on her belly

like they do on the cover of OK! Magazine?

They're not engaged, are
they, are they engaged?

- I can't really say.

Obviously I know what's going on.

Charlie has totally confided in me.

Everything, 110%.

But I can't tell you.
- Why not?

You sign the Official Secrets Act?

- Saz, why don't we just
let the girl eat her salad?

- Just tell me one thing.

Does he like her?

- He likes her gigantic gazongas.

- I knew it.

It's the boobs.

Boobs that size should be against the law,

like, if they're bigger than her head.

Are they definitely real?

- Yes, they are, I think
it's safe for me to say that.

But I can't say anything else, not now.

- When can you say more?

- I'd better go.

I've got Attridge next.

I want a seat at the back of the class

away from the toxic spit showers.

See you at football.

- She's coming to football?

- She told me nothing.

A big fat zero.

Z-E-R-O-W, zero.

- What happened to being cool?

- I dunno.

My pits are proper sweating after that.

- Why are you being all nice to Ruby?

- Because I'm a nice girl.

We're all nice girls.

Plus Bitchcock is on my case.
- But Ruby's a Boob Nazi.

- She's getting bullied,

and I'm on the anti-bullying council.

- This ain't right.

She's playing us.

- I bet she runs like a retard.

Told you.

(giggling)

- You must've done something
really bad to Charlie.

- Remember Ryan B., Charlie's ex?

Well, I got off with him at a party

without getting permission from Charlie.

- Is that it?
- Well, why would she care?

She's having Brandon's baby now.

- Ryan B. told me that once,

when he was going down on Charlie,

she farted and he nearly suffocated.

I let this information
slip to one or two people,

and it got back to Charlie
that I was spreading it round.

- Charlie farts?
- Poor Brandon.

What if she farts on him?

- I can't imagine Charlie farting.

- What, do you think she's got a rose bush

growing out of her arse?

- Charlie swore she'd
never speak to me again

and that she'd make every day hell for me.

She'd better watch it, though,

'cause I know things about
Charlie you wouldn't believe.

I could take her down.

And when I say down, I mean down.

- What, even worse than pfft.
- Yeah, that.

- That's just the tip of the iceberg.

I could destroy her with what I know.

It's all gonna come out.

- You might as well tell us now.

- Yeah, 'cause if she stabs you,

well, you won't be able to tell
anyone anything after that.

- Keep running, I haven't
told anyone to stop yet.

So, you on top of the Ruby situation now?

- I can't stamp out bullying
on my own in one day.

- We've got to make a bit more impact.

Show the Head that we're taking this whole

beating-up-of-weaklings seriously.

That's why I'm getting you

to do the anti-bullying presentation

for year seven on Friday
when the inspectors come.

- What?

You must be joking.

(upbeat music)

- [Saz] I'm really glad
Ruby didn't come with us.

I feel like all the time she's with us,

I have to watch what I say

'cause she's storing
it up to tell Charlie.

- [Viva] Why is everyone
so scared of Charlie?

- He's here!
- Stop doing that to me.

I nearly hit you.

It's just automatic.

- Okay, so just sit there and
pretend you haven't seen him.

- I just wanna cuddle him.

- I know, babe, but it will
turn out better if you act cool.

Make him come to you.

- Right, I get it.

Make the mountain come to Maidenhead.

- Mohammed.

It's let the mountain come to Mohammed.

- Oh, that's a weird saying.

- Amber, bad angle.

Gusset.

- That's better, just a tasteful hint.

- Is he coming?
- Nope.

- [Amber] What's he doing?

- [Holli] He's scratching his man bits.

- I can't hold this position much longer.

- He looks a bit worried.
- I'm going over.

- No.
- Jesus.

That girl has all the
self-control of my nan's bladder.

- So, what's going on?

I thought you was gonna call
me or text me or something.

- Yeah, yeah, it's gonna
happen when the time is right.

You just go back and sit over there,

and I'll call you later, yeah?

- No, now, I need to know
what's going on, yeah?

Are you staying with Charlie
or are you coming back with me?

I need to know.

- Oh, my days, didn't I tell
you, keep away from this one?

We got enough trouble on our plates

with Little Miss Bun In The Oven.

- It's okay, Mum, I got this.

- Why you keep bothering
my boy Brandon here?

He's told you the score.
- He ain't told me nothing.

- Brandon, I told you, tell
the dopey one it's finished.

You mean to say you haven't told her?

- Brandon?

- I was waiting for the right
time, innit, I'm sorry, Mum.

- Oh, my days.

Sometimes I think my son is
nothing but a giant fool.

- I know what you mean, Mrs. Taylor.

- You seem an okay girl, Blondie.

But he's got responsibilities
now he's gonna be a daddy.

- Can I call you later?

- No, you cannot ring her later.

Give me your phone.

Brandon, give it!

Okay, contact list, here we go.

Abby D., Abby J., Aggie, Alana.

Lot of ladies' names in here, son.

Amber, delete.

Are you sure you want
to delete this contact?

Yes, I'm sure, fool.

Delete, end of.

Now, Miss, you go back over there

and I don't want you leading
my son into temptation again.

That's it for him.

His fun is done.
(snaps fingers)

Hmm.

- I've been deleted.

- [Holli] We heard.

- I suppose you think
I should hate him now.

But the whole time I was over there,

I could smell his aftershave,
same one he always wears.

I Am King by P. Diddy.

- I think I'm getting a
faint whiff of it too.

- You sure that's not onions?

- It's a beautiful smell.

It sort of makes me wanna cry.

- It's definitely eye-watering.

(upbeat music)

(giggling)

Oh, come on Amber, what's up?

- I'm just sad.

- Oi, come here.

(gasping)
(giggling)

- What is it?

- Charlie's Facebook.

It's her revenge for Ruby
telling people about the farting.

- Nasty.
- Yes.

(sobbing)

- But they're not even my breasts, sir!

They're like these well-lopsided ones,

like a snowman lying on one side.

One large, one small, like,
completely freaky, yeah?

But she's made them look
as if they're my boobs,

and they're not mine.

Mine are normal.

The same size!

Look, sir, see, sir.

- Okay, okay, there's no need for that.

Holli Vavasour, what do
you think you're doing?

- You asked me to come in, sir.

- Uh, Ruby, go and sit
in Miss Horrocks' office

while I deal with Holli.

Take these with you.

So, I've had Carl Jarvis in my office.

It seems you haven't apologized at all,

and now there's a further
incident with you taking his hat.

(chuckling)

- I haven't done anything, sir.

- CCTV, Holli, it's everywhere.

- Couldn't help overhearing, sir.

I was there

when the incident you're
discussing with Holli happened,

and I can vouch for her

that he was chatting loads of bullshit.

And she could have killed him,
but she just killed his hat.

- Yeah, thank you, Ruby, off you go.

Shut the door properly this time.

We're trying to look at
the big picture here.

Big picture, I want you
to go off into the world

ready to take on a good
job and make your way.

(sniggers)

- That's not gonna happen, sir.

I'm thick.
- No, no, you're not.

You're from a challenging environment.

- Yeah, my whole family's thick.

- No.
- Stop stressing, Mr. J.

That little muscle in your
forehead's going mental.

Do you want a chewing gum?

Really good for stress.

Relaxes the jaw, sir.

- I want you to promise to
me right here, right now,

that you will learn from this.

- I promise I will learn from this.

Can I go now?

Or I'm gonna miss all the pizza.

If you like, I could get Charlie for you.

It'd have to be after school, though,

'cause Mr. Jeffries has
every inch of this place

covered with these bullshit cameras.

- Not every inch, if
you know where to look.

♪ Making up for teenage crime ♪

(laughing)

- You know this anti-bullying thing

I'm doing for the year sevens?

I'm gonna need some help from you guys.

I've been speaking to Ruby.

She's gonna tell her story
about overcoming bullying,

finding new friends.

We could make it proper inspiring.

- Oh, my god.

Do we have to actually
be friends with Ruby now?

I just don't trust her.

As soon as Charlie whistles,
Ruby will go running back.

- She's got a lot of heavy
shit going on at home.

Her dad's done a bunk.

She's basically from a broken home.

- Who isn't?

- None of us have had
a plain-sailing life.

Except maybe Amber.

- Yeah, and I wish I
was from a broken home.

My dad is a nightmare.

Always on my case.

"Home by 11, do your homework,

"you can't go out in just your underwear."

- God, yeah, caring for you.

He sounds really evil.

- Ruby was in Jeffries' office yesterday.

She actually defended me.
- Oh, right,

so you all love Ruby now?

She is so totally fake, you'll see.

- I don't love her.

I just wanna know what
she knows about Brandon.

- Morning.

- Morning.
- Oh, hi.

- Anyone want some gum?

It is so nice not being
around Charlie no more.

She's so controlling.

(Charlie laughing)

Like, always telling people what to do.

Like, what side to wear your parting on,

how to wax your muff,

like, whether to get a
Brazilian or a Hollywood.

- She tells people how to wax their muffs?

- And if they don't do
it, she just drops them.

- How does she find out?

Does she, like, check up on them?

- Yeah, and once she found out

that Tanya had this just giant hairy bush,

like, totally tropical, just
dropped her from the gang

and said that she didn't fit in no more.

- Shut up about Charlie.

You're upsetting Amber.

You okay?
- Yeah.

I just can't believe Brandon
let his mum delete me.

- Aw, you must be feeling so terrible.

Group hug.

Aw, poppet.

- Actually, there is some important stuff

about Charlie and Brandon

which you should probably know, Amber.

Only problem is,

I don't feel I know Saz as
well as the rest of you.

You know, it's a trust thing.

I only wanna tell people that I trust

and can feel comfortable around.

- No problem.

I've got to go toilet anyway.

- Well, tell us, then.

Is it bad?

- Okay, Charlie doesn't
really know who the father is.

There are three possibilities.

Brandon's just the one she likes best.

But from the dates,
it's definitely not his.

- Oh, my god.

- Right.

I've got to stay calm while
I consider Amber's next move.

Look, we need to get her to class first.

- Oh, my god.

- What day is it, Holli?
- Dunno, Tuesday?

- I think she's got
Textiles next, room 7G.

Help me get her there.

Do you need to go toilet?

- I'll tell you the rest at lunch, yeah?

See you then.

- Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god!
(school bell ringing)

Oh, my god.

- Brandon actually thinks
he's popped Charlie's cherry.

Ha, that ship sailed years ago.

- I'm gonna have to tell
Brandon all of this.

- [Viva] No, just be cool.

It'll all come out in the end anyway.

- I can't wait that long.

- Not now, this is a bit private.

So, then, Charlie says to Brandon.

Are you still here?

- Saz, grab a seat.

Ruby, shift up.

- I'm not saying anything with her here.

- Forget it.

I thought we were friends,

but it turns out you're just
a bunch of giant bitches.

- What's her problem?

- You treating her like shit.

- She's got it coming, really.

She's got victim written all over her.

She likes maths.

That's just asking to get beaten up.

- You couldn't beat up Saz.

Saz is a ninja.

She could ninja you
into millions of pieces

with a flick of an eyelid.
- We need to find her.

- I ain't coming.

- We don't want you to come.

- We're Saz's friends.

- I've heard you cussing Saz loads.

- Yeah.

Yeah, we can cuss her, but you can't,

'cause you're not her friend.

(upbeat music)

- Wait up.

- No, you're not part of this group.

- Good, I don't wanna be part

of the Weirdo Ugly Football
Nerdfest group anyway!

- I thought we were the Sweaties.

- I've never been called a nerd before.

Oh, I really need a wee, wait for me.

- I mean, Saz was there for me
at my dad's court appearance.

She cried when he got sent down.

- We all did, babe.

- [Amber] He deserved it, really, though,

making those doggies fight like that.

- I suppose.

- Did you ever find out where
he got hold of that badger?

(cell phone ringing)

- Saz?

You in there?

Saz?

- Maybe she's killed herself.

Saz, have you killed yourself?

- We need to talk to you.
- I'm busy.

- Are you going number twos?

- [Saz] I'm eating my lunch.

- I made a big mistake trying
to include Ruby in our group.

I'm really sorry.

And so are Amber and Holli.

And so are Amber and Holli.
- Oh, yeah, sorry.

- Though, technically, it was
you who stormed out on us.

- But we are really sorry you got hurt.

- Yeah, and we've told
Ruby to fuck off now.

- So, what did she tell you?

(upbeat music)

- Gonna eat that?

Mr. Jeffries.

Mr. Jeffries!

- Holli, shouldn't you be in a lesson?

- No, I've got to speak to you now.

- Well, I'll see you later

when you bring your report
card to me, won't I?

- Oh, my god, you touched me.

- What?
- You touched me.

- I'm nowhere near you, Holli Vavasour.

What are you talking about?

- You touched me on the boob.

(gasps)

- All right, we take this
straight to Miss Jacobs,

'cause I most certainly did
not touch you on the, mm,

part you just mentioned.

Or anywhere else, actually.

I've been at least this far away from you

the whole time that we've been walking.

Nothing to see, Jake and Ethan,

off you go before you get a detention.

- Well, don't matter,

'cause Big Brother's got the
whole thing on CCTV anyway,

so we can definitely
prove you touched the boob

one way or another, can't we?

- Can you keep your voice down?

Yes, of course, we can refer to our.

- What you looking for, sir?

- This is the only corridor
in the school with no camera.

- Yep.

Mr. Jeffries.

Mr. Jeffries.

I know you didn't really touch the boob.

I just wanted you to know
I could learn, you see?

This corridor, no CCTV and all that.

I'm not an idiot.

I am capable of being educated.

I know you wouldn't touch a girl's boob.

You're gay, ain't you, sir?

I've seen you in the skating rink

holding hands with your boyfriend.

- [Mr. Jeffries] Half past
three, report card, my office.

- He's quite fit, sir.

You've done well for yourself there.

Did you buy him from
Russia on the Internet?

(upbeat music)

- Where's Ruby?

- I don't know.

I think she was well nervous

about telling her story in
front of loads of people.

- You said you could deliver Ruby.

We need a bloody victim.

That's the whole point of this.

The victim speaks out, we show
how you can overcome bullying

and make new friends and all that shit.

Jesus, Viva, the fucking
inspectors are here now.

Just don't make me look stupid.

Good afternoon, everyone.

Today we're gonna talk about bullying.

And I'd like you to meet, Viva Bennett,

who heads up my anti-bullying squad.

Let's hear it for Viva.

(cheering)

- Viva!
- Viva!

- We were hoping to be
able to tell you the story

about a girl here at this
school who was horribly bullied.

The bullying took the form
of throwing tampons at her,

throwing a tampon machine at her,

and of faking up a picture of her

so that it looked like she
had proper wonky boobs.

(audience groaning)

This girl was really low.

But she was fortunate

because a group of girls
came to her rescue,

and even let her join in
their football training,

although she was well dodgy at football,

and generally stopped her feeling,

feeling alone.

- Hi, everyone.

I'm the girl they've been talking about.

The one who was picked on.

First and foremost, my
boobs are completely normal.

(man coughs)

Second, I had a falling out
with my best friend, Charlie.

It was all my fault.

I was spreading some gossip.

- Gossip--
- Gossip that--

- definitely wasn't even true.
- definitely wasn't even true.

But this lot, they're
the real bullies here.

They didn't make me feel welcome,

and that one called me a Boob Nazi.

(audience murmuring)

I'm just lucky I had Charlie to turn to.

(upbeat music)

- So, you're saying it was
Viva's group who bullied you?

We take accusations of
this nature very seriously

and will be taking statements
from everyone involved.

In the meantime, Viva, I am stripping you

of your anti-bullying council badge.

The message we'd like you
to take away from this is

don't stay quiet.

Speak out against bullies.

Is there anyone here
who'd like to speak out?

Yes, Carl?

You're wearing your cap.

Caps are not part of the
school uniform, you idiot.

- But I'm allowed.
(audience groaning)

She did this to me.

- You deserved it, you little shitbag.

(upbeat music)

- The fucking paperwork that's
coming out of this shitstorm.

- It's them.

(upbeat music)

- How come Ruby has to
walk three paces behind,

like Brandon and Charlie

are Prince William and Kate Middleton?

- Don't look at them, Amber.

- Don't worry, I'm being cool.

Look.

I'm channeling ice cubes.

(upbeat music)

- No, fuck it.

Fuck being cool.

- But you said--
- Important advice, Amber.

Do not always listen to my advice.

(dramatic music)

- Yeah?
- Not everyone in this school

is scared of you.

Me, for example, not scared.

- Out of my face, freaky-neaky.

- Not scared.

- What do you want?

- She's not even having your baby.

She doesn't even know
whose baby she's having.

It's probably just some random mental's

that she can't even
remember, but it's not yours.

And I got that from someone who knows.

- It's got nothing to do with you,

you little nobody ugly person.

- Not scared.

- Yeah, not scared!

- I'd kick her head in for you,
Viva, but I know for a fact

there's school cameras at this bus stop.

- This true, hun?
- Of course not, hun!

- I'm guessing maths
isn't your strong point,

otherwise you probably would
have figured it out by now.

- Brandon, come with me, hun.

My mum wants to take us
to late-night shopping,

to look at baby buggies.

- Okay, hun, but--

- Don't you want to know who told us?

It was your so-called
BFF Ruby who told us.

Charlie's a right skank.

She's shagged half the school.

- Yeah, and you're about the only person

whose dates don't fit.
- You told them that?

- No, I--
- You've got a fucking nerve.

- Not scared.

- Oh!

Bitch!

(upbeat music)
(grunting)

- That's it, Ruby, pop her!

♪ People keep saying
that I'm doing it wrong ♪

♪ But I say it feels all right ♪

♪ I really do try, really
do try, really do try ♪

♪ There's a million things
that I can't change ♪

♪ But maybe it's all right ♪

♪ This is my life, this is
my life, this is my life ♪

♪ People keep saying
that I'm doing it wrong ♪

♪ People keep saying
that I'm doing it wrong ♪

♪ People keep saying
that I'm doing it wrong ♪

♪ People keep saying
that I'm doing it wrong ♪