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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:17,927 Aah, aah! 2 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,201 Oh, my god. 3 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,522 Holy oh. 4 00:00:26,546 --> 00:00:27,855 What are... What are these things?! 5 00:00:27,879 --> 00:00:28,938 Do I look like I know? 6 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:31,066 Last thing I remember, I was, ugh, in a cave. 7 00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:33,276 Looking at some wet egg and... Oh, that probably did it. 8 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,610 I told you not to look at that egg! 9 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:35,945 I-it was too wet. 10 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,280 You don't get to tell me what to look at. 11 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:38,548 I've seen your pornhub account. 12 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,149 Also, who makes a pornhub account? 13 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:42,351 The algorithm learns your preferences better that way. 14 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,354 Plus if you get in kind of a cool enough relationship, 15 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,955 You can sort of follow each other. 16 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:47,423 And check out each other's kinks, you know? 17 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:48,897 Alright, god damn, sold. 18 00:00:48,921 --> 00:00:50,499 - How do we get out of here? - Morty, relax. 19 00:00:50,523 --> 00:00:51,754 They're face-hugging parasites. 20 00:00:51,778 --> 00:00:54,473 I don't think their society's gonna be that hard to navigate. 21 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:59,502 Okay, yeah, this might be a little harder than I thought. 22 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:02,372 Holy they've got an m&m's store. 23 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,674 This is bad, Rick. Th-th-th-th-this is really bad. 24 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:40,009 Just be cool, Morty. 25 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,411 All we gotta do is blend in, find our ship, 26 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,146 And get the outta here. 27 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,148 Alright, Morty, here's the plan, put this back on your face. 28 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:48,017 I-I'm not putting that back on my face! Relax. It's dead. 29 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,487 Okay, now it's dead. 30 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:54,424 Come on, hurry up. 31 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,425 Rick, I-it's bleeding. 32 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,623 I-it's bleeding acid. 33 00:01:56,647 --> 00:01:58,227 Alright, well, that should be the last of it. 34 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,896 If not, then just gimme two tugs on the arm. 35 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:06,302 Seems like a self-destructive life cycle. 36 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:07,570 Is that gonna happen to us? 37 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:08,904 You feel an egg in your stomach? 38 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:11,841 - No. - Well, glass half full. 39 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,242 How's it going? 'Sup. 40 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:14,444 - Glory to glorzo. - Totally. 41 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,645 Love glorzo. 42 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,447 Glorzo is peace. 43 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,782 Peace is glorzo. 44 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,250 Wow, just cogs in the machine, y'know? 45 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:23,119 - Ma-makes you think... - Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this. 46 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,054 Into a beautiful short film that your parents'll pay for, 47 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,990 Morty, but right now, we really just need to find my ship. 48 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,792 You sure you're not just jealous? 49 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,926 Looks like I'm kind of a celebrity around here. 50 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,796 The future is glorzo! 51 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,599 Oh, my god. I was just reading you. 52 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:38,334 Congratulations on making it into print media. 53 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:39,735 Real bright future there. 54 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:41,605 Honestly, it's shocking to see the two of you together. 55 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,607 Because we're both geniuses? 56 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:45,408 No, because I've seen your videos, 57 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,210 And you make me sick. 58 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,330 Fix him. 59 00:02:51,136 --> 00:02:52,248 Glory to glorzo. 60 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,749 Sir, you shouldn't wander off like that. 61 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:55,024 We've been looking all over for you. 62 00:02:55,048 --> 00:02:56,686 The project is ready for your approval. 63 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,421 Sir, is this man bothering you? 64 00:02:58,445 --> 00:02:59,823 Um, no, h-he's fine. 65 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,691 Uh, what... what project? 66 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,093 Jesus christ, who the was I? 67 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:07,563 Here's a scientific fact I'm not allowed to say... 68 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:11,967 Our hosts are biologically designed to incubate our eggs. 69 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:14,170 If that "triggers" you, off. 70 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,839 If it doesn't, please like and subscribe. 71 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,841 New videos every glorzday. 72 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,308 God, was I at least rich? 73 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:20,977 I mean, d-d-did I at least sell out. 74 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,378 And sell vitamins or something? 75 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:23,980 Rick, I've watched enough pornhub to know. 76 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,581 What a studio apartment looks like. 77 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,050 God damn. 78 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,585 Jesus, your glorzo got done. 79 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:32,388 My lord, we await your command. 80 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:33,523 Oh, to... 81 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,258 Shoot it? A-at people? 82 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:36,592 Glorzo is peace. 83 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,261 All shall be made glorzo. 84 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:40,396 Glory to glorzo. 85 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,797 I... Did this? 86 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:45,401 You and the amazing technology you both brought us. 87 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:46,802 Yeah, makes sense. 88 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:47,937 A-and where was this heading? 89 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:48,938 Earth? Probably earth? 90 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,806 The humans call it "earth." 91 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:53,008 Yeah, well, okay, first of all, great work. 92 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:54,810 You guys obviously put a lot of work into this. 93 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:56,546 Okay. And y'know, it shows. 94 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,481 I-it really shows. But um... 95 00:03:58,505 --> 00:03:59,949 I-I've been thinking, and, you know, 96 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,018 Maybe we should just call this off. 97 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,687 Sorry, is... is there more? 98 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:04,888 Nope, nope. 99 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,956 I-I guess, uh, that... That's it. 100 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,893 Just don't glorzo earth. 101 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,628 Just would've been nice to have heard this sooner. 102 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:14,097 Before we spent all day on it. 103 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,432 Yeah, well, I-I'm just hearing about it, too. 104 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:17,833 You ordered it. Right. 105 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,302 I-I did, and, um... 106 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:21,170 I'm just saying for next time, maybe put more thought. 107 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,038 Into it before a whole day of... 108 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:25,040 Okay, well, I'm sorry I made you do your job for a day! 109 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:26,175 You look like you were all really busy. 110 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,911 Before I came and it all up. 111 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:28,978 Boy, oh boy, huh? This guy's a genius, but at... 112 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,380 But at what price, you know? 113 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:31,514 Y'know, you, Rick! 114 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,917 Who's... Rick? 115 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,451 Yeah, well, if we're free to ask questions, 116 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:38,254 Why haven't you blinked, uh, for 20 minutes, 117 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:42,309 And why, uh, doesn't your mouth move when you talk? 118 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,861 Ah, geez, look at me. 119 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:47,663 I-I feel down on... On... on the floor. 120 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:50,199 Oh, let... let me, uh, help... Help you out here, buddy. 121 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,335 Ah, thanks, man. Thanks, pal. That's right. 122 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:56,357 I'm right back where... where... Right back in the saddle here. 123 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,876 Alright, it, run. 124 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,834 I-I hate this! I hate all of this! 125 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,502 Yeah, yeah, keep that feedback coming, Morty. 126 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,237 It can only help. 127 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,044 Oh, aw, man! 128 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,646 How big is this city?! 129 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,047 I know, it's like pick a lane. 130 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,501 Are you face huggers or industrialists? 131 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,988 Damn, feels kinda good when there's no guilt, huh? 132 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,656 Yeah, it's... It's like in "star wars." 133 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,923 Yeah, just like in "star wars." 134 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:49,793 Go nuts! 135 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,264 Nice, Morty! Give a little "yee-haw" if you want. 136 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,467 They... they always do a little "yee-haw" like a cowboy. 137 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:58,601 Yee... yee-ha... yee-haw. 138 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,336 Good enough. 139 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,347 God, I needed this. 140 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,882 Honestly, it's been a while since I've been able. 141 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,083 To just let loose, you know? 142 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,551 Just have fun. I'm... I'm... 143 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,353 I'm sorry if I've been taking it out on you. 144 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,755 No, I get it. You got a lot on your plate, amigo. 145 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,024 I-I just wish you'd open up. 146 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,358 To me more about it sometimes, you know? 147 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,959 I-I-I'm your partner. Thanks, Morty. 148 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,361 I mean that. Thank you. 149 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,896 Sometimes, I get a little in my head, you know? 150 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,298 Hey, man, that head's a good place to be. 151 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:30,700 Just remember to let me in sometimes, you know? 152 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,968 - Will do, buddy. - Mother. 153 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,508 Oh, my god, this is so much fun! 154 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:39,775 I don't want to stop! 155 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,629 Yeah, it's like popping bubble wrap. 156 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,922 Honestly, I'm proud of us for not. 157 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,590 Totally. It would've been cheap. 158 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:57,712 Yeah, real low-hanging fruit, and we're batter than that. 159 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:01,130 Pearl harbor, on the other hand... 160 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,718 Yeah, I think that's in-bounds. 161 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:08,872 I am the god of death! 162 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:11,592 Should've been a better species! 163 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,949 So, you did a 9/11? 164 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,150 Almost did a 9/11. 165 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,818 We... we went with a pearl harbor. 166 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,020 We're pretty classy. 167 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,356 Why were either of those an option? 168 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:27,623 Ask the saudis. 169 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:28,624 Wow. Damn. 170 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:29,893 Yeah, getting political. 171 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,427 I'm political now. How 'bout you, jerry? 172 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,963 You got anything to add to the family dynamic? 173 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,817 I've been getting into beekeeping lately. 174 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,371 Is something wrong with that? 175 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:42,505 What's wrong with that? 176 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:44,708 Don't I have the right to be happy? To exist? 177 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,442 I'm sorry I didn't 9/11 178 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,844 Pearl harbor before breakfast, but I have a life, too! 179 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,446 I have dreams! And how's summer? 180 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,316 Did she have fun, too? 181 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,184 Oh. Uh-um. 182 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,986 Summer... Was... 183 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,388 With us. 184 00:07:58,412 --> 00:07:59,455 There. 185 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,857 You saw us take her in the car with us. 186 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:04,193 Mm, yes. Yes, yes, of course. 187 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,395 Th-that's what happened. 188 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:07,341 - And now she's... - Sleepy. 189 00:08:07,365 --> 00:08:09,399 Um, she's... she's sleepy. 190 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:11,066 Really sleepy. That's why she's not here. 191 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:12,335 So sleepy. 192 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:13,737 She's sleepy?! 193 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:14,870 What the hell was that?! 194 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,472 I didn't see you trying anything! 195 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,141 The bed isn't better than not the bed! 196 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,361 Where's summer?! 197 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,547 Geez. Oh, man. 198 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:26,349 You know, maybe we went too hardcore on these guys. 199 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:27,751 Yeah, why do you think we never go back. 200 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,285 To a place we've already been? 201 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,553 Do you know how many adventures we could get out. 202 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:31,955 Of purge planet, Morty? Gear world? 203 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,823 I don't sequel. It's called integrity. 204 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,091 Here, put this back on your face. 205 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,912 You kept it? Oh, did you want a new one? 206 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:40,964 - 'Sup? - Yo. 207 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,565 Oh, it's them! 208 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:44,768 The worst thing to ever happen to us! 209 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,235 Yeah, that makes sense. 210 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,570 Sorry, Morty, we tried pussin' it. 211 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:48,772 Time to go in hot. 212 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:51,441 Rickputer, initiate unnecessarily badass suit-up. 213 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,187 Let's lick. 214 00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:13,062 Shouldn't we be finding summer? 215 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,264 Oh, right, gee, sorry. I got caught up again. 216 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,000 God, d-do I need to take more adderall, 217 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,268 Or am I taking too much adderall? 218 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,012 Man, really shouldn't have gone with swords. 219 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,880 I know. My wrists are killing me. 220 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,349 Flame-throwers next time, for sure. 221 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:34,750 Can I get a laser whip? 222 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:39,022 Okay, but there's no way you don't chop your dick off. 223 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,557 Sum sum, come with us if you want to live... 224 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,959 At a lower standard than this, I guess. 225 00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:45,228 God damn. 226 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,963 Empress, is everything alright? Ummm... 227 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,098 Seize them! 228 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,433 Seize them?! What?! 229 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,820 Summer, you bitch! You gotta be kidding me! 230 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,741 You know that song, Rick? 231 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:58,942 From the... When the prisoners sing it? 232 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,410 Come on, Morty, for sake. 233 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:03,346 It's my jail time. I-I can spend it however I want. 234 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,816 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy! Hey, hey, hey! 235 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,951 Not in here! Not in here! 236 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,604 Aw... Gimme that. 237 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,290 Leave us. 238 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,025 What the took you so long?! 239 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,961 You left me here. We didn't know you were with us! 240 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,829 Do you know how much I've had to deal with? 241 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,297 You're in a cape, summer. 242 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,298 How bad could it be? 243 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,434 No bad story ends with a cape. 244 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:28,704 You don't know anything about my story. 245 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:31,641 "I couldn't help but wonder, was gharkhul really capable." 246 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,242 Of consuming a living sun, 247 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,979 Or was I simply getting too close to gharkhul? 248 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,647 "Was gharkhul consuming me?" 249 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,048 Rick, can we listen to something else? 250 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,850 Quiet! She's just about to summon gharkhul. 251 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,585 She's been talking about summoning gharkhul. 252 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:43,919 For three episodes, summer. 253 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,721 Wait a minute, what's that in your mouth? 254 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,123 It's a toothpick. 255 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,792 I'm a toothpicker now. Get used to it. 256 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,794 God, are you that desperate for a thing? 257 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,528 It is my thing. 258 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:55,731 Just like yours is dying alone and yours is jerking off. 259 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,668 At least jerking off tracks for my character, you know? 260 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,137 I like to jerk off. I'm 14. I own it. 261 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,405 Well, I jerk off, too! Alright, stop. 262 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,207 Jesus chris, I don't wanna think about that. 263 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,675 Summer, keep your toothpick. Gross! 264 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,343 Morty, stop talking to your sister about jerking off. 265 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,967 Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring. 266 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,083 Whoa, Morty, look how wet this egg is. 267 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,085 I dunno, Rick. That looks a little too wet. 268 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,553 D-don't touch it. Oh, I'm gonna touch it. 269 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,022 Why are you guys screaming at an egg? 270 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,356 Shut up, summer! Just let us look at an egg! 271 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,625 Yeah, summer, shut the up. 272 00:11:21,649 --> 00:11:23,026 Nobody wants you here. 273 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,694 You know, sometimes we like to go on adventures. 274 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,029 And look at wet eggs, you know? Can we just go? 275 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,363 This place is giving me the creeps. 276 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,632 Holy I love this egg. 277 00:11:28,656 --> 00:11:29,965 Hey, look, mine's doing it, too. 278 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,568 Are you guys sure that's safe? 279 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,637 Oh, my god! 280 00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:40,494 All is glorzo. 281 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,249 All is glorzo. 282 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,052 - God. - God. 283 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,054 God? She has a toothpick. 284 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,256 Take it out and put her face in an egg. 285 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,590 - God. - God. 286 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,726 For sake, how long have you been hatched? 287 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,927 30 seconds? 288 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,196 I've been alive seven minutes. 289 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,465 Think before you... excuse me, seven minutes? 290 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,734 Uh, I've been here for 29 minutes. 291 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,736 But yes, take the toothpick out of her mouth. 292 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,406 Suck on her face this instant and use her body to... 293 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,679 What was that? 294 00:12:15,703 --> 00:12:18,013 That is called responsibility. 295 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,883 He was part of our greatest generation. 296 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:23,152 He understood that what you need to do is suck on a face, 297 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,020 Shit an egg, and die. 298 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,822 Wait, so, all you do is live half an hour, 299 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,202 Shit eggs, and die? 300 00:12:28,226 --> 00:12:29,625 Yes. We love it. 301 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,960 I'll do it right now. 302 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,166 Okay, you guys don't have to listen to me, 303 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,102 But I vote you don't do that? 304 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:42,256 And who's up for changing things around here? 305 00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:22,612 Alright, look, uh, this been brewing for a while. 306 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:25,481 I'm not gonna win any popularity contests by saying it, 307 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,817 But here's... Here's the world as I see it. 308 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,635 I mean, look, we are designed to suck on faces and lay eggs. 309 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,571 Life is life, and that's the way it goes. 310 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,392 Hello, troy. Hello, jez. 311 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:58,247 How is it going? Really good, commander. 312 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,849 Should be ready by tomorrow. 313 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,117 That is what I like to hear. 314 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,319 Great work, glory to glorzo. 315 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,456 Honestly, summer, I can't thank you enough. 316 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,058 When we met, we were just shitting eggs in a cave, 317 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:12,061 But you showed us life is about more than that. 318 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,729 It is about living. 319 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,465 And now, with these missiles, 320 00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:18,334 We will be able to reach the entire universe. 321 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:22,472 We say it all the time, but I guess all is glorzo. 322 00:14:22,496 --> 00:14:23,607 Yeah, that sounds great. 323 00:14:23,631 --> 00:14:25,341 And you've been great. Yeah. 324 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,343 You've been so great that I've been thinking. 325 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,813 Maybe it's time for you to get off my brother. 326 00:14:29,837 --> 00:14:31,414 Who's your brother? 327 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,348 Oh, this? 328 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,883 Forgot he was there, haha. 329 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,551 Wait. What are you saying? 330 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,287 I'm saying that you've been great, steve, 331 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,823 But we've been thinking it's time for a new chapter. 332 00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:41,825 We? Uh, this is shane. 333 00:14:41,849 --> 00:14:43,293 He'll be handling the day-to-day. 334 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,960 It's an honor to meet you, sir. 335 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:48,782 I might only be two minutes old, but I know you're a legend. 336 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,233 She doesn't care about us. 337 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,368 She just wants her host back. 338 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,970 I don't know what to do. Oh, now you want my help. 339 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,517 - Too late for that. - Come on, man. 340 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:57,684 What is this. 341 00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:58,908 You don't get to do this to me. 342 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,176 We were in eggs together. 343 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,577 Oh, since we were in eggs. 344 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,979 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, now you respect, like, 345 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,848 The biological institutions now? 346 00:15:04,872 --> 00:15:06,049 You. All you care about. 347 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,584 Is "progress" and society and skyscrapers. 348 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,386 You don't care about biology. 349 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,893 Oh, yeah, well, what the. 350 00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:14,698 You... how you you haven't laid and egg inside this old man yet? 351 00:15:14,722 --> 00:15:15,925 Because I do what I want. 352 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,260 Because someone's gotta stand up for what's right. 353 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,528 Why do you hate her so much? 354 00:15:18,552 --> 00:15:22,065 Because she took you away from me! 355 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,000 Whoa, man. Jesus christ. 356 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,669 No, I-I didn't, I... Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. 357 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,872 It's cool. 358 00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:31,325 I feel the same way. 359 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,146 Oh, my god, I... 360 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,748 I wish we could suck on each other. 361 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,351 I wanna suck on you, too. I'm gonna suck you so hard. 362 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,086 Suck me. C-c-can we do this? 363 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,554 A-a-are we allowed to do this? 364 00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:46,622 I don't care. I just want you. 365 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:47,490 All of this. 366 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,025 Let's just get the hell outta here. 367 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,027 And be whatever the we want. 368 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,496 That's evolution. That's progress. 369 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,432 I want a family. Can we have a family. 370 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,486 Yeah. 371 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,895 Aah, aah! 372 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:14,984 Oh, my god. 373 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,786 Holy oh. 374 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,054 What are... what are these things?! Do I look like I know? 375 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,324 Hey, wait a second. How'd you know that last part? 376 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,259 You weren't there for that. I had to fill in some gaps. 377 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,461 Everyone around the office knew about steve and bruce. 378 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:29,399 I've got a plan, okay. You just have to follow my lead. 379 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,867 The punishment is... 380 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,202 - Death. - Mother summer! 381 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,271 You said you had a plan! Silence. 382 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,473 The council of glorzos has spoken. 383 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,874 More like council of. 384 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,077 - Glorzo is law. - Silence. 385 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,813 The punishment is death. 386 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,215 By... Getting their car. 387 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,017 Summer? Shut up. 388 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,754 Yes, place them in the car. 389 00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:52,021 Those pieces of. 390 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,623 No, no, no! This is like torture. 391 00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:55,759 No, I-I-I-I hate being in my car. 392 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:58,361 You deserve it, you pieces of. 393 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,563 And to make sure the sentence is passed, 394 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,565 I shall be joining them. 395 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,699 In the car. 396 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,836 And we shall drive away from here and die. 397 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,237 Oooookay. 398 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,839 Guess what, everybody. 399 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,642 It's me, the whiny guy you never want to hear from. 400 00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:14,910 She's trying to escape with her family. 401 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:15,979 My time to shine. 402 00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:17,447 Execute her. 403 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,116 Okay, plan b. Morty, now. 404 00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:23,787 Aah! 405 00:17:23,811 --> 00:17:25,388 Jesus, Morty, that sucks. 406 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,790 Alright, stop playing, Morty. 407 00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:28,124 I-I got this. 408 00:17:29,617 --> 00:17:30,860 Aah! 409 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:38,201 This is what we get for evolving? 410 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,269 Sorry! Sorry. 411 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,538 I-I'm sorry. We... we... We thought you were evil. 412 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,073 Why would you think that? 413 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,210 We had a giant tower that blared "glorzo is peace." 414 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,479 I know. I... should... should we help? 415 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:50,814 - Boo! - Oh, like that's helping. 416 00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:52,748 Got it. Going. Okay, we're gonna hit the road. 417 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,819 You're... you're just going? You told us to go! 418 00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:58,354 Once again, I'm so sorry for what they... 419 00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,955 You're part of this, too. Boo! 420 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,157 We hate you the most. 421 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,226 Get out. 422 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,028 Jesus, summer, why'd you let these things. 423 00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:06,229 Stay on us for so long? 424 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,763 I was working with a lot. 425 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,851 Just let me listen to the podcast next time. 426 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,572 Nailed that landing. 427 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,776 Huh. Neat-looking egg. 428 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,317 Okay, well, I'm not cleaning up this 429 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,505 aah! 430 00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:37,861 Maybe we, uh... maybe we don't tell people about this one. 431 00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:39,462 Did we at least learn something? 432 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,865 That we suck and everyone sucks? 433 00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:44,667 I guess that counts. 434 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:45,935 Later, chodes. 435 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,955 Hit me on the next one. 436 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,675 You know, Rick, I'm sure you wanna jump. 437 00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:54,344 Into another crazy adventure, but can we just relax. 438 00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:56,212 And maybe watch some interdimensional cable? 439 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,281 I'm cool if you are. Honestly, that sounds great. 440 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,883 W-we don't need to try so hard, you know. 441 00:18:59,907 --> 00:19:01,751 Let's just take it easy and riff, you know. 442 00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:04,220 That's what I love about us. Me, too, buddy. 443 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,089 Do you suffer from alzheimer's? 444 00:19:06,113 --> 00:19:07,691 Do you suffer from alzheimer's? 445 00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,492 Do you suffer from alzheimer's? 446 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,760 Do you suffer from alzheimer's? 447 00:19:10,784 --> 00:19:12,628 - Reggie? - Do you suffer from alzheimer's? 448 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,097 Reggie, you alright in there? 449 00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:16,432 Mm, Rick, do you feel... 450 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,968 Oh, god, I have to shit an egg. 451 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,169 Oh, my god, oh, 452 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,712 Oh, it hurts. Oh god, 453 00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:22,774 Is this how we die, Rick? 454 00:19:22,798 --> 00:19:25,493 - I don't know, Morty. I don't know! Aah! - Is this how we die?! 455 00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:27,328 - I don't want to an egg, - Rick! I'm sorry, Morty. 456 00:19:27,352 --> 00:19:29,171 I'm sorry! It's my fault. It's all my fault! 457 00:19:29,195 --> 00:19:30,308 Hey, you two. Did you... 458 00:19:30,332 --> 00:19:32,643 Beth, your son is dying! Say goodbye! 459 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:35,305 What are you... say goodbye to your little boy! 460 00:19:35,329 --> 00:19:36,092 No, look away! 461 00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,853 I'm making an egg, mom. I'm making an egg! 462 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,523 You said you'd keep me more in the loop this year. 463 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,992 Look away, beth! Daddy loves you! 464 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,260 My ass! My ass! 465 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,461 This is it, Morty! 466 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,130 It's full circle from the pilot. 467 00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:48,398 Full circle! 468 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,671 Oh, I guess we, uh... 469 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,872 I guess we both just had to take a. 470 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,742 Yeah, I-I-I guess we, uh... 471 00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:00,009 gross. 472 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,011 Guys, clean it up. 473 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,179 Look at your dad. 474 00:20:36,203 --> 00:20:39,649 Such a dork, keeping bees. 475 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,785 I mean, it's... at least it's interesting, though. 476 00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:45,106 At least, like... I wish my dad kept bees. 477 00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:47,123 I mean, it's kind of cute. 478 00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:52,128 Like... Your dad keeps bees. 479 00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:54,397 How old is your dad? 480 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:59,004 He's obviously beekeeping age. 481 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:02,524 I don't know, I think it's kind of sweet. 482 00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:06,264 Summer, I want to your dad. 483 00:21:06,288 --> 00:21:07,851 Oh, really? 35770

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