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- Aah, aah!
- [SCREECHES]
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Oh, my God.
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Holy [BLEEP].
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- Oh.
- What are... What are these things?!
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Do I look like I know?
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Last thing I remember,
I was, ugh, in a cave
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looking at some wet egg and...
Oh, that probably did it.
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I told you not to look at that egg!
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I-It was too wet.
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You don't get to tell
me what to look at.
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I've seen your Pornhub account.
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Also, who makes a Pornhub account?
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The algorithm learns your
preferences better that way.
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Plus if you get in kind of a
cool enough relationship,
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you can sort of follow each other
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and check out each
other's kinks, you know?
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All right, God damn, sold.
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- How do we get out of here?
- Morty, relax.
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They're face-hugging parasites.
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I don't think their society's
gonna be that hard to navigate.
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Okay, yeah, this might be a
little harder than I thought.
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Holy [BLEEP] They've got an M&M's store.
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This is bad, Rick.
Th-Th-Th-Th-This is really bad.
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Just be cool, Morty.
All we gotta do is blend in,
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find our ship, and get
the [BLEEP] outta here.
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All right, Morty, here's the plan,
put this back on your face.
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I-I'm not putting that back on my face!
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- Relax. It's dead.
- [SCREECHES]
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Okay, now it's dead.
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Come on, hurry up.
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Rick, i-it's bleeding.
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I-It's bleeding acid.
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All right, well, that
should be the last of it.
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If not, then just gimme
two tugs on the arm.
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[SCREAMS]
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Seems like a
self-destructive life cycle.
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Is that gonna happen to us?
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You feel an egg in your stomach?
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- No.
- Well, glass half full.
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- How's it going?
- 'Sup.
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- Glory to Glorzo.
- Totally.
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Love Glorzo.
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Glorzo is peace.
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Peace is Glorzo.
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Wow, just cogs in the machine, y'know?
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- Ma-Makes you think...
- Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this
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into a beautiful short film
that your parents'll pay for,
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Morty, but right now, we really
just need to find my ship.
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You sure you're not just jealous?
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Looks like I'm kind of a
celebrity around here.
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GLORZO MORTY: The future is Glorzo!
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Oh, my God. I was just reading you.
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Congratulations on making
it into print media.
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Real bright future there.
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Honestly, it's shocking to
see the two of you together.
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Because we're both geniuses?
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No, because I've seen your videos,
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and you make me [BLEEP] sick.
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Fix him.
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Glory to Glorzo.
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Sir, you shouldn't wander off like that.
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We've been looking all over for you.
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The project is ready for your approval.
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Sir, is this man bothering you?
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Um, no, h-he's fine.
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Uh, what... what project?
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Jesus Christ, who the [BLEEP] was I?
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Here's a scientific fact
I'm not allowed to say...
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Our hosts are biologically
designed to incubate our eggs.
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If that "triggers" you, [BLEEP] off.
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If it doesn't, please
like and subscribe.
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New videos every Glorzday.
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God, was I at least rich?
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I mean, d-d-did I at least sell out
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and sell vitamins or something?
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Rick, I've watched
enough Pornhub to know
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what a studio apartment looks like.
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God damn.
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Jesus, your Glorzo got [BLEEP] done.
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My lord, we await your command.
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Oh, to... shoot it? A-At people?
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Glorzo is peace.
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All shall be made Glorzo.
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SOLDIERS: Glory to Glorzo.
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I... did this?
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You and the amazing technology
you both brought us.
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Yeah, makes sense.
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A-And where was this heading?
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Earth? Probably Earth?
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The humans call it "Earth."
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Yeah, well, okay,
first of all, great work.
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You guys obviously put
a lot of work into this.
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- Okay.
- And y'know, it shows.
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I-It really shows. But um...
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I-I've been thinking, and, you know,
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maybe we should just call this off.
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Sorry, is... is there more?
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Nope, nope.
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I-I guess, uh, that... that's it.
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Just don't Glorzo Earth.
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Just would've been nice
to have heard this sooner
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before we spent all day on it.
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Yeah, well, I-I'm just
hearing about it, too.
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- You ordered it.
- Right.
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I-I did, and, um...
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I'm just saying for next time,
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maybe put more thought into
it before a whole day of...
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Okay, well, I'm sorry I made you
do your job for a [BLEEP] day!
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You look like you were all really busy
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- before I came and [BLEEP] it all up.
- Boy, oh, boy, huh?
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This guy's a genius, but at...
but at what price, you know?
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Y'know, [BLEEP] you, Rick!
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Who's... Rick?
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Yeah, well, if we're
free to ask questions,
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why haven't you blinked,
uh, for 20 minutes,
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and why, uh, doesn't your
mouth move when you talk?
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Ah, geez, look at me.
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I-I feel down on... on... on the floor.
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Oh, let... let me, uh, help...
help you out here, buddy.
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Ah, thanks, man.
Thanks, pal. That's right.
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I'm right back where... where...
right back in the saddle here.
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All right, [BLEEP] it, run.
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[GLORZOS SCREECHING]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[GLORZOS SCREECHING]
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I-I hate this! I hate all of this!
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Yeah, yeah, keep that
feedback coming, Morty.
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It can only help.
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- Oh, [BLEEP]
- Aw, man!
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How big is this city?!
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I know, it's like pick a lane.
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Are you face huggers or industrialists?
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Damn, feels kinda good
when there's no guilt, huh?
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Yeah, it's... it's like in "Star Wars."
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Yeah, just like in "Star Wars." Go nuts!
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Nice, Morty! Give a little
"yee-haw" if you want.
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They... They always do a little
"yee-haw" like a cowboy.
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Yee... Yee-ha... Yee-haw.
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Good enough.
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God, I needed this.
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Honestly, it's been a while
since I've been able
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to just let loose, you know?
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Just have fun. I'm... I'm...
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I'm sorry if I've been
taking it out on you.
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No, I get it. You got a
lot on your plate, amigo.
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I-I just wish you'd open up
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to me more about it sometimes, you know?
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I-I-I'm your partner.
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Thanks, Morty. I mean that. Thank you.
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Sometimes, I get a little
in my head, you know?
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Hey, man, that head's
a good place to be.
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Just remember to let me
in sometimes, you know?
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Will do, buddy. Mother[BLEEP]
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my God, this is so much fun!
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- I don't want to stop!
- Yeah, it's like popping bubble wrap.
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Honestly, I'm proud of us for not.
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Totally. It would've been cheap.
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Yeah, real low-hanging fruit,
and we're batter than that.
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Pearl Harbor, on the other hand...
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Yeah, I think that's in-bounds.
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I am the god of death!
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Should've been a better species!
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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So, you did a 9/11?
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Almost did a 9/11.
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We... We went with a Pearl Harbor.
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We're pretty classy.
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Why were either of those an option?
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Ask the Saudis.
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Wow. Damn.
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Yeah, getting political.
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I'm political now. How 'bout you, Jerry?
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You got anything to add
to the family dynamic?
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I've been getting into
beekeeping lately.
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Is something wrong with that?
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What's wrong with that?
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Don't I have the right
to be happy? To exist?
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I'm sorry I didn't 9/11 Pearl Harbor
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before breakfast,
but I have a life, too!
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- I have dreams!
- And how's Summer?
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Did she have fun, too?
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Oh. Uh-um.
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Summer... was...
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With us.
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There.
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You saw us take her in the car with us.
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- Mm, yes.
- Yes, yes, of course.
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Th-That's what happened.
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- And now she's...
- Sleepy.
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Um, she's... she's sleepy.
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Really sleepy.
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- That's why she's not here.
- So sleepy.
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She's sleepy?!
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What the hell was that?!
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- I didn't see you trying anything!
- [BLEEP] the bed isn't better
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than not [BLEEP] the bed!
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Where's Summer?!
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Geez. Oh, man.
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You know, maybe we went
too hardcore on these guys.
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Yeah, why do you think we never go back
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to a place we've already been?
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Do you know how many
adventures we could get out
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of Purge Planet, Morty? Gear World?
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I don't sequel. It's called integrity.
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Here, put this back on your face.
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- You kept it?
- Oh, did you want a new one?
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- 'Sup?
- Yo.
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Oh, [BLEEP] It's them!
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The worst thing to ever happen to us!
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Sorry, Morty, we tried pussin' it.
Time to go in hot.
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Rickputer, initiate
unnecessarily badass suit-up.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Let's lick [BLEEP]
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♪ ♪
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Shouldn't we be finding Summer?
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Oh, right, gee, sorry.
I got caught up again.
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God, d-do I need to take more Adderall,
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or am I taking too much Adderall?
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♪ ♪
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Man, really shouldn't
have gone with swords.
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I know. My wrists are killing me.
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Flame-throwers next time, for sure.
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Can I get a laser whip?
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Okay, but there's no way
you don't chop your dick off.
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Sum Sum, come with us
if you want to live...
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at a lower standard than
this, I guess. God damn.
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Empress, is everything all right?
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Ummm... seize them!
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- Seize them?!
- What?!
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- Summer, you bitch!
- You gotta be kidding me!
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♪ Nobody knows the trouble I've seen ♪
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You know that song, Rick?
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From the... When the prisoners sing it?
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Come on, Morty, for [BLEEP] sake.
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It's my jail time. I-I can
spend it however I want.
252
00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,429
[HARMONICA PLAYING]
253
00:10:04,430 --> 00:10:06,148
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
buddy! Hey, hey, hey!
254
00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:07,260
Not in here! Not in here!
255
00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:09,280
Aw... Gimme that.
256
00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:13,439
Leave us.
257
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,406
What the [BLEEP] took you so long?!
258
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,366
- You left me here.
- We didn't know you were with us!
259
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,243
Do you know how much [BLEEP]
I've had to deal with?
260
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,527
You're in a cape, Summer.
261
00:10:20,528 --> 00:10:21,637
How bad could it be?
262
00:10:21,638 --> 00:10:23,747
No bad story ends with a cape.
263
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:27,043
You don't know anything about my story.
264
00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:29,295
"I couldn't help but wonder,
265
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,419
was Gharkhul really capable
of consuming a living sun,
266
00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:35,259
or was I simply getting
too close to Gharkhul?
267
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,907
Was Gharkhul consuming me?"
268
00:10:36,908 --> 00:10:38,427
Rick, can we listen to something else?
269
00:10:38,428 --> 00:10:39,978
Quiet! She's just about
to summon Gharkhul.
270
00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:41,840
She's been talking about
summoning Gharkhul
271
00:10:41,848 --> 00:10:43,227
for three episodes, Summer.
272
00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:44,967
Wait a minute, what's
that in your mouth?
273
00:10:44,968 --> 00:10:46,067
It's a toothpick.
274
00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:48,207
I'm a toothpicker now. Get used to it.
275
00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,149
God, are you that desperate for a thing?
276
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,007
It is my thing.
277
00:10:52,008 --> 00:10:55,127
Just like yours is dying alone
and yours is jerking off.
278
00:10:55,128 --> 00:10:58,047
At least jerking off tracks
for my character, you know?
279
00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,167
I like to jerk off.
280
00:10:59,168 --> 00:11:01,367
- I'm 14. I own it.
- Well, I jerk off, too!
281
00:11:01,368 --> 00:11:02,667
- All right, stop.
- Jesus Chris, I don't wanna think
282
00:11:02,668 --> 00:11:03,747
- about that [BLEEP]
- Summer, keep your toothpick.
283
00:11:03,748 --> 00:11:05,217
- Gross!
- Morty, stop talking to your sister
284
00:11:05,218 --> 00:11:08,209
about jerking off. Everyone
pretend podcasting isn't boring.
285
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,378
[CREATURE CAWING]
286
00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:13,427
Whoa, Morty, look how wet this egg is.
287
00:11:13,428 --> 00:11:15,489
I dunno, Rick. That
looks a little too wet.
288
00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:17,019
- D-Don't touch it.
- Oh, I'm gonna touch it.
289
00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:18,135
Why are you guys screaming at an egg?
290
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,187
Shut up, Summer!
291
00:11:19,188 --> 00:11:20,799
- Just let us look at an egg!
- Yeah, Summer, shut the [BLEEP] up.
292
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,007
- [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
- Nobody wants you here.
293
00:11:22,008 --> 00:11:23,437
You know, sometimes we
like to go on adventures
294
00:11:23,438 --> 00:11:24,877
and look at wet eggs, you know?
295
00:11:24,878 --> 00:11:26,477
Can we just go? This place
is giving me the creeps.
296
00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:29,271
- Holy [BLEEP] I love this egg.
- Hey, look, mine's doing it, too.
297
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:30,790
Are you guys sure that's safe?
298
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,776
Oh, my God!
299
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:36,987
[SCREECHES]
300
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,990
All is Glorzo.
301
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:45,496
All is Glorzo.
302
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,956
[SCREECHES]
303
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,197
- God.
- God.
304
00:11:48,198 --> 00:11:50,527
God? She has a toothpick.
305
00:11:50,528 --> 00:11:52,887
Take it out and put her face in an egg.
306
00:11:52,888 --> 00:11:53,897
- God.
- God.
307
00:11:53,898 --> 00:11:56,007
For [BLEEP] sake, how long
have you been hatched?
308
00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,091
30 seconds?
309
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,309
I've been alive seven minutes.
310
00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:01,827
- Think before you...
- Excuse me, seven minutes?
311
00:12:01,828 --> 00:12:04,227
Uh, I've been here for 29 minutes.
312
00:12:04,228 --> 00:12:06,350
But yes, take the toothpick
out of her mouth.
313
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,647
Suck on her face this instant
and use her body to...
314
00:12:09,648 --> 00:12:11,022
[SCREAMS]
315
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,067
What was that?
316
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,057
That is called responsibility.
317
00:12:17,058 --> 00:12:19,187
He was part of our greatest generation.
318
00:12:19,188 --> 00:12:22,407
He understood that what you
need to do is suck on a face,
319
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,909
shit an egg, and die.
320
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,887
Wait, so, all you do
is live half an hour,
321
00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:27,246
[BLEEP] eggs, and die?
322
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,747
Yes. We love it.
323
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,039
I'll do it right now.
324
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,569
[GRUNTING]
325
00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:34,086
[SCREAMS]
326
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,450
Okay, you guys don't
have to listen to me,
327
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,379
but I vote you don't do that?
328
00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,790
And who's up for changing
things around here?
329
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:48,787
♪ ♪
330
00:12:48,788 --> 00:12:52,927
♪ Well, I was hatched from
an egg laid by some guy ♪
331
00:12:52,928 --> 00:12:55,727
♪ 'Cause that is Glorzo's way ♪
332
00:12:55,728 --> 00:12:59,867
♪ And then it came time to
lay my own egg and die ♪
333
00:12:59,868 --> 00:13:01,407
♪ But Summer, she said ♪
334
00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:06,887
♪ "Hey, Glorzo wants you to stay" ♪
335
00:13:06,888 --> 00:13:09,967
♪ Glory to Glorzo ♪
336
00:13:09,968 --> 00:13:13,279
♪ Means glory to me ♪
337
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,127
♪ If we're only making eggs ♪
338
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:19,147
♪ Are we ever making Glorzo free? ♪
339
00:13:19,148 --> 00:13:21,967
All right, look, uh, this [BLEEP]
been brewing for a while.
340
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,970
I'm not gonna win any popularity
contests by saying it,
341
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,181
but here's... here's
the world as I see it.
342
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:30,726
♪ And for all we know ♪
♪ Everything we've known ♪
343
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,329
♪ Is just some shit we made up ♪
344
00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:37,483
♪ Glory to Glorzo ♪
345
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:41,070
♪ Means glory to me ♪
346
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,488
♪ We got too many eggs
and not enough society ♪
347
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,615
I mean, look, we are designed
to suck on faces and lay eggs.
348
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,579
Life is life, and
that's the way it goes.
349
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:53,791
♪ ♪
350
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,459
Hello, Troy. Hello, Jez.
351
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,667
- How is it going?
- Really good, commander.
352
00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:58,962
Should be ready by tomorrow.
353
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,527
That is what I like to hear.
354
00:14:00,528 --> 00:14:02,429
Great work, Glory to Glorzo.
355
00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:05,629
Honestly, Summer,
I can't thank you enough.
356
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:08,269
When we met, we were just
shitting eggs in a cave,
357
00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:11,269
but you showed us life
is about more than that.
358
00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:12,799
It is about living.
359
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,769
And now, with these missiles,
360
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,539
we will be able to reach
the entire universe.
361
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:21,547
We say it all the time,
but I guess all is Glorzo.
362
00:14:21,548 --> 00:14:22,827
Yeah, that sounds great.
363
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,587
- And you've been great.
- Yeah.
364
00:14:24,588 --> 00:14:26,547
You've been so great
that I've been thinking
365
00:14:26,548 --> 00:14:28,659
maybe it's time for you
to get off my brother.
366
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,477
Who's your brother?
367
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,557
Oh, this?
368
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:33,127
Forgot he was there, haha.
369
00:14:33,128 --> 00:14:34,832
Wait. What are you saying?
370
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,529
I'm saying that you've
been great, Steve,
371
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:38,961
but we've been thinking
it's time for a new chapter.
372
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,107
- We?
- Uh, this is Shane.
373
00:14:41,108 --> 00:14:42,529
He'll be handling the day-to-day.
374
00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,133
It's an honor to meet you, sir.
375
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,867
I might only be two minutes old,
376
00:14:45,868 --> 00:14:47,970
but I know you're a legend.
377
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,509
She doesn't care about us.
378
00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,579
She just wants her [BLEEP] host back.
379
00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:54,127
- I don't know what to do.
- Oh, now you want my help.
380
00:14:54,128 --> 00:14:55,269
Too late for that.
381
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,579
Come on, man. What is this [BLEEP]
382
00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:57,967
You don't get to do this to me.
383
00:14:57,968 --> 00:14:59,356
We were in eggs together.
384
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,627
Oh, [BLEEP] since we were in eggs.
385
00:15:00,628 --> 00:15:02,137
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
now you respect, like,
386
00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:04,117
the biological institutions now?
387
00:15:04,118 --> 00:15:05,447
[BLEEP] you. All you care about
388
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:07,867
is "progress" and society
and skyscrapers.
389
00:15:07,868 --> 00:15:09,587
You don't care about [BLEEP] biology.
390
00:15:09,588 --> 00:15:10,877
Oh, yeah, well, what the [BLEEP]
391
00:15:10,878 --> 00:15:13,627
You... How you you haven't laid
and egg inside this old man yet?
392
00:15:13,628 --> 00:15:14,847
Because I do what I want.
393
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,457
Because someone's gotta
stand up for what's right.
394
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,708
Why do you hate her so much?
395
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,377
Because she took you away from me!
396
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,109
Whoa, man. Jesus Christ.
397
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,679
- No, I-I didn't, I...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
398
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,926
It's cool.
399
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,860
I feel the same way.
400
00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:36,349
Oh, my God, I...
401
00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:38,107
I wish we could suck on each other.
402
00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:40,589
- I wanna suck on you, too.
- I'm gonna suck you so hard.
403
00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:42,337
- Suck me.
- C-C-Can we do this?
404
00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:43,787
A-A-Are we allowed to do this?
405
00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:45,527
I don't care. I just want you.
406
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,907
[BLEEP] all of this.
407
00:15:46,908 --> 00:15:48,167
Let's just get the hell outta here
408
00:15:48,168 --> 00:15:50,139
and be whatever the [BLEEP] we want.
409
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:52,868
That's evolution. That's progress.
410
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,119
I want a family.
411
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,269
Can we have a family.
412
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,457
Yeah.
413
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:06,424
- Aah, aah!
- [SCREECHES]
414
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,264
Oh, my God.
415
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,827
Holy [BLEEP]
416
00:16:15,828 --> 00:16:17,439
- Oh.
- What are... What are these things?!
417
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,477
Do I look like I know?
418
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,667
Hey, wait a second. How'd
you know that last part?
419
00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:22,427
- You weren't there for that.
- I had to fill in some gaps.
420
00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:24,747
Everyone around the office
knew about Steve and Bruce.
421
00:16:24,748 --> 00:16:27,779
I've got a plan, okay. You
just have to follow my lead.
422
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:31,406
The punishment is... death.
423
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,492
- Mother[BLEEP] Summer!
- You said you had a plan!
424
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,499
Silence.
425
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,745
The council of Glorzos has spoken.
426
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,163
More like council of [BLEEP]
427
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,079
- Glorzo is law.
- Silence.
428
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,919
The punishment is death.
429
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,547
By... getting their car.
430
00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:47,017
- Summer?
- Shut up.
431
00:16:47,018 --> 00:16:49,947
Yes, place them in the car.
432
00:16:49,948 --> 00:16:51,426
Those pieces of [BLEEP]
433
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,107
No, no, no! This is like torture.
434
00:16:53,108 --> 00:16:55,107
No, I-I-I-I hate being in my car.
435
00:16:55,108 --> 00:16:57,391
You deserve it, you pieces of [BLEEP]
436
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,639
And to make sure the sentence is passed,
437
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,499
I shall be joining them.
438
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,688
In the car.
439
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:06,027
And we shall drive away
from here and die.
440
00:17:06,028 --> 00:17:07,827
Oooookay.
441
00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:09,197
Guess what, everybody.
442
00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:11,947
It's me, the whiny guy you
never want to hear from.
443
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,849
She's trying to escape with her family.
444
00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:16,159
My time to shine. Execute her.
445
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,454
Okay, plan B. Morty, now.
446
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,956
[HARMONICA PLAYS]
447
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,041
Aah!
448
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,710
Jesus, Morty, that sucks.
449
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,962
All right, stop playing,
Morty. I-I got this.
450
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,659
[HARMONICA PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
451
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:29,881
Aah!
452
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,136
[GLORZOS GASPING, SCREAMING]
453
00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:37,397
GLORZO: This is what
we get for evolving?
454
00:17:37,398 --> 00:17:39,469
Sorry! Sorry.
455
00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:41,768
I-I'm sorry. We... We...
We thought you were evil.
456
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,047
Why would you think that?
457
00:17:43,048 --> 00:17:46,377
We had a giant tower that
blared "Glorzo is peace."
458
00:17:46,378 --> 00:17:48,717
I know. I... Should... Should we help?
459
00:17:48,718 --> 00:17:50,179
- Boo!
- Oh, like that's helping.
460
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:52,654
Got it. Going. Okay,
we're gonna hit the road.
461
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,323
You're... You're just going?
462
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,357
You told us to go!
463
00:17:55,358 --> 00:17:57,389
Once again, I'm so
sorry for what they...
464
00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:58,889
You're part of this, too. Boo!
465
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,162
We hate you the most.
466
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,205
Get out.
467
00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:04,267
Jesus, Summer, why'd
you let these things
468
00:18:04,268 --> 00:18:05,329
stay on us for so long?
469
00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:06,899
I was working with a lot.
470
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,005
Just let me listen to
the podcast next time.
471
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,539
Nailed that landing.
472
00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:17,379
[GRUNTS]
473
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,779
Huh. Neat-looking egg.
474
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:21,726
[GLORZO SCREECHES]
475
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,527
Okay, well, I'm not
cleaning up this [BLEEP]
476
00:18:27,528 --> 00:18:30,234
[GRUNTS] Aah!
477
00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:37,187
Maybe we, uh... Maybe we don't
tell people about this one.
478
00:18:37,188 --> 00:18:38,599
Did we at least learn something?
479
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,869
That we suck and everyone sucks?
480
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,122
I guess that counts.
481
00:18:43,850 --> 00:18:45,007
Later, chodes.
482
00:18:45,008 --> 00:18:46,580
Hit me on the next one.
483
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:50,907
You know, Rick, I'm sure you wanna jump
484
00:18:50,908 --> 00:18:53,667
into another crazy adventure,
but can we just relax
485
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:55,487
and maybe watch some
interdimensional cable?
486
00:18:55,488 --> 00:18:57,377
- I'm cool if you are.
- Honestly, that sounds great.
487
00:18:57,378 --> 00:18:59,310
W-We don't need to try
so hard, you know.
488
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,049
Let's just take it easy
and riff, you know.
489
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:03,219
- That's what I love about us.
- Me, too, buddy.
490
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,146
MAN: Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?
491
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,906
Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?
492
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,776
Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?
493
00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:10,387
Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?
494
00:19:10,388 --> 00:19:11,577
- Reggie?
- Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?
495
00:19:11,578 --> 00:19:13,129
- MAN #2: Reggie, you all right in there?
- [GROWLING]
496
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,937
Mm, Rick, do you feel...
497
00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:18,069
Oh, God, I have to shit an egg.
498
00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:19,309
Oh, my God, oh, [BLEEP]
499
00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:20,887
Oh, it hurts. Oh, God,
500
00:19:20,888 --> 00:19:22,067
- is this how we die, Rick?
- I don't know, Morty.
501
00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:24,507
- Is this how we die?!
- I don't know! Aah!
502
00:19:24,508 --> 00:19:25,627
I don't want to [BLEEP] an egg, Rick!
503
00:19:25,628 --> 00:19:26,667
I'm sorry, Morty. I'm sorry!
504
00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:29,126
- It's my fault. It's all my fault!
- Hey, you two. Did you...
505
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,545
Beth, your son is dying! Say goodbye!
506
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,671
What are you...
507
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,987
Say goodbye to your little boy!
508
00:19:33,988 --> 00:19:35,047
No, look away!
509
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:37,801
I'm making an egg, Mom.
I'm making an egg!
510
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,886
You said you'd keep me
more in the loop this year.
511
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,087
Look away, Beth! Daddy loves you!
512
00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:43,627
My ass! My ass!
513
00:19:43,628 --> 00:19:44,827
This is it, Morty!
514
00:19:44,828 --> 00:19:47,561
It's full circle from
the pilot. Full circle!
515
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,647
[BOTH SCREAM, FART]
516
00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:50,877
[GRUNTS]
517
00:19:50,878 --> 00:19:53,387
[SIGHS]
518
00:19:53,388 --> 00:19:54,769
Oh, I guess we, uh...
519
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:56,167
I guess we both just
had to take a [BLEEP]
520
00:19:56,168 --> 00:19:57,988
Yeah, I-I-I guess we, uh...
521
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,147
[BLEEP] gross.
522
00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:01,324
Guys, clean it up.
523
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:06,200
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524
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:13,629
♪ ♪
525
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:21,137
♪ ♪
526
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:27,250
♪ ♪
527
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:32,100
♪ ♪
528
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,547
- [BEES BUZZING]
- Look at your dad.
529
00:20:35,548 --> 00:20:38,747
Such a dork, keeping bees.
530
00:20:38,748 --> 00:20:41,297
I mean, it's... at least
it's interesting, though.
531
00:20:41,298 --> 00:20:43,701
At least, like...
I wish my dad kept bees.
532
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,547
I mean, it's kind of cute.
533
00:20:46,548 --> 00:20:51,057
Like... your dad keeps bees.
534
00:20:51,058 --> 00:20:53,447
How old is your dad?
535
00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:57,769
He's obviously beekeeping age.
536
00:20:57,770 --> 00:21:00,885
I don't know, I think
it's kind of sweet.
537
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:05,117
Summer, I want to [BLEEP] your dad.
538
00:21:05,118 --> 00:21:06,224
Oh, really?
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