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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:05,139 - Boo, boo, boo, boo 2 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:09,310 Boo, boo, boo, boo 3 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:13,247 Boo, boo, boo, boo 4 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:17,351 Boo, boo, boo, boo 5 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:21,422 Boo, boo, boo, boo 6 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,824 Boo, boo, boo, boo 7 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:24,825 - [laughs] 8 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:25,993 Ooh! [growls] 9 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,661 - Mommy! - Aaaaaaah! 10 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,197 - Duncan! - Duncan! 11 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,200 - [grunts] Eight! 12 00:00:32,233 --> 00:00:33,267 - [grunts] Nine! 13 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:34,735 - Don't let it hit the ground. 14 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:35,836 - [grunts] Ten! 15 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,171 - [grunts] 11. 16 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,939 - Ooh, that was close. 12! 17 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,108 - 13! 18 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,110 - Yes! 13 years 19 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:43,411 until Duncan dies. 20 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,613 - Nice. That's longer than the Earth has. 21 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,349 - All right. Let's see how long I have left. 22 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,218 [grunts] One! [text alert jingle] 23 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,419 Aw, man. 24 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:52,753 - I gotta go. We're taking my mom 25 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,054 out for Mother's Day. 26 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,023 - My mom's taking me to buy a PlayStation, 27 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,626 because I made her a mom. Now that's love. 28 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,928 - I got my grandma a new hat for church. 29 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:03,464 It's made from 100% beer box. 30 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,866 - That'll match her bottlecap earrings. Cool. 31 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:09,437 [wolves snarling] 32 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,805 - They've come for me. The milk jug was right. 33 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,441 [groans] Good-bye, old friends. 34 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,708 both: No! 35 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,043 - I'll handle this. 36 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,978 [wolves snarling and growling] 37 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,580 Aroo. [growls] 38 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,118 - Oh, man. I wish I could talk to animals. 39 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:26,720 - So it's basically a circus picture 40 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,088 set during the Depression 41 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:29,757 where we're just trying to bring happiness 42 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,459 to Americans in the Dust Bowl. 43 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,827 - Well, I think we have a clip. You want to set it up? 44 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,796 - Actually, could I just eat your band? 45 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,166 - Heh. I don't know. What do you think, folks? 46 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,933 [cheers and applause] 47 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,068 Go for it. 48 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,103 [snarling] [all screaming] 49 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:46,740 All right, tomorrow night, I play hide and seek 50 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,742 with the cast of "Riverdale." 51 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,179 Good night! [cheers and applause] 52 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,046 Wait, what's the Dust Bowl? 53 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,850 - So where are we going for Mother's Day? 54 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,752 You know I pretend to hate surprises. 55 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:02,089 - Nice try, honey, but we're not telling. 56 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,258 Duncan, blindfold her. Kimberly, spin her around. 57 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,759 Jing, disorienting noises. 58 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:06,994 - Bing-bing-bing-bing-bing. 59 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,362 Brrrrrrr. Awoo! 60 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:09,963 Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. 61 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:12,266 - All right, now that your equilibrium's out of whack, 62 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,335 let's go for a long car ride. 63 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,173 - [sniffs] Mmm! 64 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:22,443 Sugary pizza sauce, garlic powder, 65 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,011 unlimited iceberg lettuce! 66 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:26,514 Are we at Dimaggio's Restaurant? 67 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:27,981 - You guessed it! 68 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,950 [instrumental Italian music] 69 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,151 - [gasps] - Which means 70 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,820 we're right next door to... 71 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:35,155 [machinery whirring] all: Toby's Paintball! 72 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:37,325 Happy Mother's Day! 73 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:41,061 - What on Earth made you think of this? 74 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:44,031 - Remember how you said painting Jing's room 75 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:46,166 was a ball? 76 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,536 - No. - Well, ta-da! 77 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:51,004 - So why did you tell me to wear my best dress 78 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,172 and get my hair done? 79 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,741 - For the surprise, silly. 80 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,009 If I told you to wear coveralls and combat goggles, 81 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:57,378 you would've guessed it! 82 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,580 - I don't think I would have. 83 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:02,149 [rapid paintball gunfire] [grunting] 84 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,853 Jack, these coveralls are a man's morbidly obese. 85 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,755 Ugh, and they're still warm. 86 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:08,922 - All right, here's the plan. 87 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,924 We're gonna form a human shield around your mother 88 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,427 because this is her day and we love her. 89 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,996 No matter what happens, we stick together. 90 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,164 [buzzer sounds] 91 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,432 Run! 92 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,000 [dramatic music] 93 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,036 - [groaning] 94 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,840 [paintball gunfire] [grunting] 95 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,075 - Don't just stand there, Mom! 96 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,410 You're embarrassing us! 97 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,211 [splatting] - [grunting] 98 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,113 - Sorry, Mom. Trigger's jammed. 99 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,516 - [grunting] 100 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,117 [screams] Oh! 101 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,052 [melancholy music] 102 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:42,055 [groans in slow motion] 103 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:45,559 104 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:49,463 [elongated] Happy Mother's Day! 105 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:51,965 [splatting] 106 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,934 - Okay, you captured your flag, 107 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,369 and I've got memories 108 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:57,471 and bruises to last a lifetime. Let's go. 109 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,607 - But I paid for 12 more rounds. 110 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,909 - [sighs] Look, I really appreciate it, 111 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:05,045 but I need to get home and ice my thigh welts. 112 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,047 - Totally understand. 113 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,049 It's your day. You should get what you want. 114 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,118 Here's the keys, we'll Uber when we're done. 115 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:14,722 The gas tank's on E, so only go downhill. 116 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,725 [somber music] 117 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,293 118 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,794 [laughter] 119 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,264 [all laughing and cheering] 120 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:31,271 121 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,006 [car engine rumbling] 122 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,743 [beeping] 123 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,111 - [whimpers] 124 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:41,148 [grunting] 125 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:43,984 Hm. 126 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,285 [machinery whirring] 127 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,455 - [grunting] 128 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:48,789 - Wolf? 129 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,560 - [groaning] 130 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:55,929 [grunts] 131 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,965 Hey, Mrs. Harris. Black tie paintball event? 132 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,099 Nice. 133 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,300 - What are you doing here? 134 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,002 - My mom's out of town, so I'm showering 135 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,837 and doing laundry. - Your mother's not here 136 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,005 for Mother's Day? 137 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,840 - Her and her boyfriend are gone for a month. 138 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:08,542 It's looting season in Tornado Alley, 139 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:09,843 and they need a new flatscreen. 140 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,545 - Ooh, if they find a stand mixer-- 141 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:13,313 Oh, God, what am I saying? 142 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:14,682 - Foil-wrapped hot dog, perhaps? 143 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,417 - No... Well, yes. 144 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,354 Hey, hey! Take the foil off. 145 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,322 It'll taste better. 146 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,057 - Wow. You're a great chef, 147 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:26,126 and a great mom. Thank you. 148 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,861 - Wha--you don't know 149 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,029 how nice that is to hear. 150 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,664 - Well, time for bed. 151 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,132 Later. 152 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,534 [grunts] 153 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,335 - Wait, you're gonna sleep in that tree? 154 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:37,738 - I'm sorry. Were you planning to? 155 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,741 - Hmm... [bees buzzing] 156 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,376 - Wolf, wait! 157 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,711 [upbeat rock music] 158 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,312 [paintball gun whirring] 159 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,313 [grunting] 160 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,715 both: Awesome! 161 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:51,018 - It's so nice of Toby to offer these for $49.95. 162 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,820 - Mom, where have you been? We're hungry. 163 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,054 Did you bring any food? 164 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,223 - I brought something better than food. 165 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:58,191 A motherless child. 166 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,728 - Hey, Wolf. - [shrieks] 167 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,195 Why would you do this to me? 168 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:04,264 [grunts] Ow! 169 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:07,034 - Okay, let's get you settled in. 170 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,403 - I don't know about having Wolf stay here, Annie. 171 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:10,938 He's a wild child. 172 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,073 He's like Nell in that movie, "Nell." 173 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,908 Remember? Chickapay! 174 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,944 T'ee an ween! Chickapay! 175 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,046 - Jack, this is nothing like Nell. 176 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,280 This is "The Blind Side." 177 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,915 I want to help Wolf. 178 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:25,118 He's unappreciated, taken for granted. 179 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:27,220 No one took him to Dimaggio's, 180 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,122 even though he put on his best dress 181 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:32,025 and watched six YouTube tutorials on the perfect updo. 182 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:34,227 - Wait a minute, did you not enjoy 183 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,430 your Mother's Day paintball surprise? 184 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,265 You know what, that's our fault. 185 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,467 It was thoughtless of us 186 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,301 not to give you more time to practice! 187 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,236 Before we go next year, we'll set up a course 188 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,572 in the backyard, and-- - No. 189 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,574 I am not spending another Mother's Day 190 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,776 having paint shot at me, or up me. 191 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:52,980 Also, breakfast in bed does not involve a power bar. 192 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:56,083 - Okay, I blew Mother's Day, but... 193 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,552 how about Mother's Night? 194 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,120 Mm? 195 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,955 Ew! You're all welty! 196 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,824 What happened? - [groans] 197 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:07,160 - [sadly] Chickapay... 198 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,267 - What is this, Father's Day? 199 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,669 - Good morning. 200 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:16,770 - What are you doing in that getup? 201 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:17,971 - What are you talking about? 202 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,507 I always dress like this. 203 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,341 [clears throat] Whoa... 204 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,911 Steady... [grunts] 205 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,113 Move, Duncan! You're good, Wolf. 206 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,014 Move! 207 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,582 Oh, hey, Wolf. [giggles] 208 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,150 I forgot you were staying here. 209 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,919 - Hey. - Oh, my God, Wolf. 210 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,754 You are so funny. [laughs] 211 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,756 - [sniffs] Smells great, Annie. 212 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,125 You know I love a good breakfast brat. 213 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,092 Owie! - Ah-ah-ah. 214 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,028 That's for our special guest. 215 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,430 There's bulk cereal for the rest of you. 216 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,666 - There's no toy at the bottom. 217 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:48,001 - Yes, there was. I gave it to Wolf. 218 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,605 - My precious... 219 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,774 - I usually just chew gum for breakfast. 220 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:54,975 Thanks, Mrs. Harris. 221 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,544 - Oh, did you hear that, everybody? 222 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,712 An attitude of gratitude. 223 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,548 When people say "thank you," 224 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,449 you just want to do more for them. 225 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,652 Here's some allowance, you lucky duck. 226 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,053 - Wha-- But-- 227 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,556 He didn't even forget to take out the trash. 228 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,023 - Okay, Wolf, we've got a full day 229 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,458 of "Blind Side"-ing ahead of us. 230 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,460 I'll teach you some lessons about life, 231 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:17,164 but maybe you'll teach me the greatest lesson of all. 232 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,999 - Yeah. How to build bird traps. 233 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,068 - Ew. - Not for killing. 234 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,636 For learning their songs. - Oh. 235 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,171 - Sorry, Mom. Wolf and I 236 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,639 are gonna get our bikes and see how many 237 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,407 burning trash barrels we can jump. 238 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,177 Our record is almost one. 239 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,178 - Nope. 240 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,580 Everybody in the car. 241 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,815 - [groans] - I call Wolf Shotgun! 242 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,884 - Get back here. 243 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,485 You and I are gonna stay behind 244 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,588 and clean all the dishes for your mom, 245 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,590 because we love her. - Hmm. 246 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:43,991 [door closes] 247 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,058 - Okay, here's what we're really doing. 248 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,560 We have to get your mom a better gift. 249 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:47,928 Apparently she did not enjoy 250 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,363 being pelted by paint in her best dress. 251 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:53,533 - What about the dishes? - Your mother will get those. 252 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,870 ["Werewolves of London"] 253 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:57,871 [whistle blows] 254 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,439 255 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,341 [players shouting] - Yep. Got it. 256 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,111 [players shouting] 257 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,079 - [gasps] [players grunting] 258 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:11,084 259 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,686 [bird chirps] 260 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,721 - [laughs] 261 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,923 [yelling] 262 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:22,462 263 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:23,931 - Uh! 264 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,032 [laughs] [bird chirping] 265 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,134 Ooh, ow, get out! Get outta here! 266 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,869 - All right, so what are we gonna get Mom? 267 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,738 A gift card? Gift cards are thoughtful. 268 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,640 Yeah. That's what we'll do. A gift card. Done. 269 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,741 Let's go find Wolf. 270 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:36,043 - No... It has to be perfect. 271 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,079 Let's think about everything we know about your mother. 272 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,714 One, she hates paintball. 273 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,049 Two, she currently hates me. 274 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,316 Three, she'll never forgive me. 275 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,618 Four, she's gonna divorce me 276 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,153 and marry that fireman on her kitchen calendar. 277 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,888 You know the one! Lance! 278 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,156 February! - Dad! 279 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,558 [tires squealing] - Huh? Oh, God! 280 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,126 - Everything okay over there? 281 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,795 - We're fine, Lance. 282 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,697 Beautiful jerk. 283 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,666 - You look so weird. 284 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,600 And you shouldn't have let them wax your 'stache. 285 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,269 - My lip is cold but presentable. 286 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,071 And that shirt makes you look like a tool. 287 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,006 - It's your shirt. Your mom gave it to me. 288 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,108 - Uh! Mom! I love that shirt. 289 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,243 - Okay, we're here. - Where? 290 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,544 - Church. 291 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,948 - What's that? - Where God lives. 292 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,449 - Who's-- - Please don't. 293 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,185 [organ music playing] 294 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,020 Okay, Wolf. Church has a lot of rituals, 295 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,288 so just stick with me. 296 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,023 Everyone kneel and pray. 297 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,858 - Everyone rise and sing. 298 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,128 - Dashing through the snow 299 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,863 On a one-horse open sleigh 300 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,665 Over the fields we go 301 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,100 God-ing all the way! 302 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,301 God, God, God! 303 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,770 - What are we doing at Mom's office? 304 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,806 - Looking for clues. 305 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,310 I'm trying to find things that your mom likes, 306 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,611 but all I keep seeing are pictures 307 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,013 of this rare, beautiful flower. 308 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,848 - Oh, yeah. That's her screensaver. 309 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,149 And your bathroom wallpaper. 310 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,117 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 311 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,052 She even has it tattooed on her ankle. 312 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,520 - I thought that was a blood blister. 313 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:54,855 - It's called the fiordaliso, 314 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,456 and it only grows on Pleasant Peak. 315 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,125 - Pleasant Peak? 316 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,727 That dangerous mountain where a father and daughter 317 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,795 died one year ago today? 318 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,797 Let's go! 319 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:07,067 - Well, it looks like we have some new faces with us today. 320 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,736 - She probably doesn't recognize me 321 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,037 because of my hat. 322 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,972 - Yeah, that's it. - Hmm. 323 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,173 - So, let's get it straight. 324 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,008 What horrible sins have you brought here? 325 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,210 For me, it was a mix of hard drugs 326 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,379 and the most random sex. 327 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,914 [applause] 328 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,083 - No sins, just getting my church on. 329 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,551 - She's lying. 330 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:25,986 [all gasp] She's guilty of a sin. 331 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,055 - Finally! Drag her, Wolf. 332 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,923 - The sin of caring too much. 333 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,691 - You're bad at dragging. 334 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,694 - Mrs. Harris is the nicest lady ever. 335 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:35,929 She rescued me from the car wash, 336 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,497 taught me how to use buttons, 337 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,099 and told me not to eat foil. 338 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,334 [all muttering excitedly] 339 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,670 - It's nothing, really. I just took him in 340 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,238 from the mean streets of Oakdale, 341 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,673 like, oh, I don't know, 342 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,408 Sandy Bullock in "The Blind Side." 343 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,178 - Let's hear it for Oakdale's most selfless mom, 344 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,780 that chick in the big hat! 345 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,348 [cheers and applause] 346 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,784 - If I had a mom like you, 347 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,118 I wouldn't have ended up a teacher. 348 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,953 - You're the real hero, Annie. 349 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,621 - [gasps] February. 350 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,056 - Take us home, boys. 351 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,425 [to "Cherry Pie"] Blind Side Jesus Christ 352 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,128 That lady in the big hat's mighty nice 353 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,897 She's mighty nice 354 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:10,964 [crowd screaming] 355 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,199 - Ugh. 356 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,902 - [singing] She's mighty nice! 357 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,069 - Okay, dude. 358 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,805 Winner gets that flannel shirt we found 359 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,072 that has blood on it. 360 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,908 - Blood shirt's mine, Bex. It's my size. 361 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,443 - Blood shirt! [yells] 362 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,212 [yelps] [glass shatters] 363 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,414 Ow, my spine. 364 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,416 I landed on the stove. 365 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:32,085 Okay, Duncan and Wolf. You're up. 366 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,989 - Look, Wolf. When you take the pillows 367 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,225 off the stick, it's like a giant knife. 368 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,293 [grunts] Get up here! 369 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,462 I'm gonna spiral you like a ham. 370 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,463 - Ham spiral! 371 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,065 - Nah. Seems dangerous. 372 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,934 - Dangerous? The old Wolf 373 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,301 would never say crap like that. 374 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,903 Who are you? 375 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,138 [grunts, screams] 376 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,105 Oof! 377 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,074 - Almost broke your neck, you lucky duck. 378 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,809 - What? 379 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,610 Mom, you're ruining Wolf. 380 00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,113 He is my coolest friend, and you're changing him. 381 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,149 How would you like it if I tried to change 382 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,783 your drunk book club friends? 383 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,485 - Ha! Good luck with that. 384 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,187 Duncan, I know this is hard for you. 385 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,322 But I'm doing this all for Wolf. 386 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,291 - You're doing it for you! 387 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:15,128 He was my friend before he was your pet project. 388 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,130 - For me? That's crazy. 389 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,933 What could be in this for me? [phone rings] 390 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,769 Hello? Good Samaritan award nomination 391 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,537 for me? That's crazy! 392 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,040 Great news! We're going back to church! 393 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,009 Jing! Help Wolf down! 394 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,610 [grunting] - Just jump! 395 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,979 - I'm trying! 396 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,017 [both grunting] 397 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,154 - [grunting] 398 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,390 - Dad, we've been hiking for miles, 399 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,158 and we haven't seen that flower. 400 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:48,128 Why don't we just do something nice for her birthday, instead? 401 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,729 - Too late! I already booked 402 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,164 a four-day, three-night, 403 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,534 go-kart getaway. What is wrong with me? 404 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,069 - [gasps] There it is! 405 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,638 Mom thinks we don't appreciate her? 406 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,973 She can suck it! 407 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,142 [both chanting] Suck it! Suck it! Suck it! 408 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,310 Suck it! 409 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,678 [both yelling] 410 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:09,316 [grunting and screaming] 411 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,051 [both groaning] 412 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,719 - Oh, my God. Dad? 413 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,821 We're trapped. - We're gonna be fine. 414 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,090 Just stay calm, and don't you dare 415 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,759 look over your right shoulder. 416 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,428 - [screams] 417 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,033 - Help! - Help! 418 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,068 Help! 419 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,937 - I told you we should have just gotten a gift card. 420 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,838 - This is not the time for blame, 421 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,374 Miss "Oh, that's Mom's favorite flower, 422 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,177 we should get it for her!" 423 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,678 - I'm gonna call for help. 424 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,180 Hey, haters. 425 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,049 To all of you who said I would die in a boring way, 426 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,050 look at me now! 427 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,617 Trapped with my dad at Pleasant Peak 428 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,053 trying to get my mom's favorite flower. 429 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,455 #RavineQueen, #Skeleton. 430 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,889 - Give me that! 431 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,626 [phone powering down] [Jack groans] 432 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,062 Damn it! 433 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,399 - I have a backup battery. - Damn it! 434 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,303 - Where is your father and Kimberly? 435 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,571 They should be here to see 436 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,306 that God thinks I am an awesome mother. 437 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,740 - Why do you care where they are? 438 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,076 You got Wolf. 439 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,144 He's your son, daughter, and husband, now. 440 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,980 - And your Jing! 441 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,417 Oh, and good luck, Mommy, I love you! 442 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,119 - Did you tell her you loved her? 443 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,487 - No! I said, 444 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,123 "Find another family, lady!" 445 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,325 - Where are Dad and Kimberly? 446 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,127 - Welcome, everyone, to our weekly 447 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,761 Good Samaritan awards. 448 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,231 [to "Cherry Pie"] Good Samaritan 449 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,566 Winner gets to stay at the Sheraton 450 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,169 Enjoy sleeping in! 451 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,105 - Okay, let's meet our nominees 452 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,407 for Good Samaritan of the Week. 453 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,910 Annie Harris for changing a young man's life. 454 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,947 Bex, who revived her grandmother, despite her DNR. 455 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,117 - I'll never let her go to God! 456 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,951 - Oh! [cheers and applause] 457 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,087 - And, of course, it wouldn't be an award show without Mavis, 458 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,090 the dog that barks if you overdraft your bank account. 459 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,259 [cheers and applause] 460 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,161 - Looks like it's your week, Mavis. 461 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,862 - And the winner is... - Wait! 462 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,464 I found Dad and Kimberly! 463 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,865 - Look at me now, 464 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,467 trapped with my dad at Pleasant Peak 465 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,269 trying to get my mom's favorite flower. 466 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,439 - The fiordaliso! Oh, my gosh! 467 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,973 They do care! 468 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:17,010 So sorry, Pastor, I can't accept that award. 469 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,711 Please send it to my house. 470 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,513 [all panting] 471 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,151 - And the winner is Mavis! 472 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,386 [cheers and applause] - You are way too kind. 473 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,121 Let me give the church a little donation. 474 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:31,224 - [barking] - I get paid on Friday! 475 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,062 - Hi, I'm Annie Harris. 476 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,529 Have you found my family yet? 477 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,131 - No, they're still somewhere on that mountain, 478 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,999 but the fiordaliso are in full bloom, 479 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,001 and the dogs can't track over their scent. 480 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,337 - Can't? Or won't? 481 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,806 - Can't. 482 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,375 - [huffs] 483 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,643 - Oh, well, what are we gonna do? 484 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,045 - Wolf can track them! 485 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,181 He once found my retainer in a city dump. 486 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,183 - [sniffs] 487 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,550 Sorry. All I can smell 488 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,386 is that lavender conditioner your mom bought me. 489 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,520 [sniffs] Heavenly. 490 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,222 - Oh, my God! This is what happens 491 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,491 when you help at-risk teens. 492 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,925 - This is all my fault. 493 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,461 I just wanted to feel appreciated! 494 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,830 - Hm. - Mm... 495 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,832 - That's not too much to ask, Mrs. Harris. 496 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,534 And it was nice to have someone care about me 497 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,069 and teach me so many new things. 498 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,037 - Aw, that's so sweet. 499 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,439 Now forget everything I've taught you, 500 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,074 revert to your wild ways, 501 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,275 and find my family! 502 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:23,910 - [sighs] He can't just magically 503 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,279 change back, Mom. - Actually, there is one way. 504 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,215 But I gotta warn you, it's a little weird. 505 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,617 - Whatever it is, I can handle it. 506 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,619 - Show me a picture of the full moon. 507 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,653 - Hm. 508 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:36,956 - Nice. 509 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,959 [groaning and grunting] 510 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,929 [dramatic music] 511 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:48,067 512 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,138 [howls] 513 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,706 I'm ready. 514 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,675 [sniffing] 515 00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,079 - What the hell was that? 516 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,614 That was insane. 517 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,416 You all saw that, right? 518 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,052 If I had known he was capable of that, 519 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,920 I would have never let him in our house. 520 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,289 What was I thinking? 521 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,757 Look at my hand. 522 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,159 I'm shaking. 523 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,393 I need a drink. Let's go. 524 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,728 - What about Daddy and Kimberly? 525 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,630 - Right, right. Okay. Here, Duncan. 526 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,933 Take the car and this money, and get me some bourbon. 527 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,102 - I mean, like, I'll definitely take the money, but, like, 528 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:26,105 we should probably stay to make sure they're alive. 529 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,073 - I'm sorry, you're right. 530 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,642 I'm just really disturbed by what I saw. 531 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,944 The mustache? The nails. 532 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,113 I mean, I-I just. Wow. 533 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:37,116 - [panting and grunting] 534 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,085 [tense music] 535 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,453 [sniffing] 536 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:41,954 537 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,857 - So are you getting hungry? - A little. 538 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,759 - Okay, that's it. Time to eat Daddy. 539 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,128 Here, take this big rock and bash my brains in. 540 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,663 - What? No! 541 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,999 - I want you to live a long, canyon life. 542 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:56,969 Eat my nutritious legs while you winter in my torso. 543 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,972 - No! - Promise me, Kimberly. Say it! 544 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,209 Say you'll winter in my torso! 545 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,043 - All right! I'll winter in your torso! 546 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,978 - You make me so happy! 547 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,147 Okay, I'm gonna count to three. 548 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,882 But do it on two. 549 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:10,950 One. 550 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:11,951 [shrieking] I love you! 551 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:12,952 - Hey, guys. - [gasps] 552 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,053 - Oh, thank God. 553 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,888 She was gonna kill me for my meat! 554 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,925 [both grunting] 555 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,997 - [grunting] 556 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,667 Oh, you're really wedged in there, Mr. Harris. 557 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,001 Hang on. 558 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,873 [musical tone] 559 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,842 - A skull conch! 560 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,177 Why didn't we think of that? 561 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,413 - Picking up a skull conch at three o'clock. 562 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,450 [helicopter buzzing] 563 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,386 - Hey, climb on my back. 564 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,221 - You can take the long way around. 565 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,556 [giggles] 566 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:54,193 - Lance, you beautiful hero. 567 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,029 Uh--oh! 568 00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:01,100 From now on, it's always gonna be February in my house. 569 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,272 - Bring him up! 570 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,773 - Wait a minute! 571 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,040 [sighs] Okay. 572 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,442 Take me home. 573 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,414 Lance, I'm feeling a little dizzy. 574 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,083 Why won't it stop? 575 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:20,019 Oh, oh! Come on now, make it stop! 576 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,122 Why won't it stop! 577 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,259 - You're a good spinner, Daddy. 578 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:29,596 - I am just so touched that you risked your life 579 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,963 and the life of our daughter 580 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,533 to get me my favorite flower. 581 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,967 all: Happy Mother's Day, Mom. - Happy Mother's Day, Annie. 582 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,436 I just hope they have the decency 583 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,071 to cut off the video before-- Oh, dear God. 584 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,741 [all laughing] 585 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,643 - Aren't they supposed to pixelate that? 586 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,749 - [British accent] Iceberg, dead ahead! 587 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,319 - Dad, stop saying that every bite. 588 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,886 - Sorry we took you to paintball 589 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,987 for Mother's Day, Mom. 590 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:58,157 Hope this bread with olives makes up for it. 591 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,992 - I'm not even gonna solve the maze! 592 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,061 Today is all about you. 593 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,163 - Oh, you don't have to apologize. 594 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,165 I've already forgotten about it. 595 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,334 Now, excuse me, 596 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,036 I have to use the little mom's room. 597 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:23,650 [splatting] [all screaming] 598 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:24,951 - What the-- 599 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,787 - [screaming] 600 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,322 You were right. 601 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,658 I did need to practice. 602 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,000 -Yaah! -ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the world of Duncanville. 40922

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