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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Dear diary,
I wanted this weekend
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to be time for me
and my daughter to get close.
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And to be fair, we did,
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just too close...
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way, way too close.
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All right. Got that.
Got two of these.
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Get this all set up.
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Oh, man,
this is gonna be so good.
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‐ Hey, Dad.
Mom just dropped me off.
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Ooh, yeah.
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She wanted me
to remind you
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that she doesn't regret leaving
you at all, whatsoever.
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‐ Okay. Wow.
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It sounds like she's having
a pretty rough day.
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‐ No, actually,
she was in a pretty good mood.
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‐ Okay. Well, so am I.
Because you know what?
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I'm gonna spend the day
with you,
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working on your
science project.
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‐ Yeah, Dad,
I can't spend all day
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working on this thing
with you.
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‐ What? Why not?
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Do you have, like, plans
or something?
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‐ No.
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‐ Come on.
This is gonna be fun.
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Look what I got set up here.
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‐ The fuck is this?
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Are you baking a cake?
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‐ No. Co‐‐come on.
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It's‐‐it's a volcano.
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It's a classic
science fair project.
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A little baking soda,
tiny clay mountain.
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Boom! Lava.
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Come on. It's what I did
when I was your age.
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‐ Dad, I don't care
what you and your friends did
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during the Depression.
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‐ During the‐‐what‐‐
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how old do you think I am?
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‐ I don't know,
like, 40 or something.
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‐ What? When do you think
the Depression was?
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‐ Look, I don't know, Dad.
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But come on, a baking soda
volcano, really?
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I thought we were gonna
do something cool.
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I mean, I thought
this was gonna be
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the one time that
having a super villain dad
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would come in handy,
but instead,
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we're just gonna
make some foam
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come out of some
shit mountain.
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‐ Okay. Well, so wait.
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You think it's kind of cool
having a super villain dad?
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‐ I mean, I mean,
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yeah, sometimes, you know,
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I'm like,
"Wow, my dad is so smart,
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"and he's got all these
cool inventions.
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Maybe he'll help me
with my science project."
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I don't know.
Maybe Mom was right.
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‐ Hey, you know what?
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I‐‐yeah, I do have
great inventions.
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I'll bet you
we can find you
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an amazing science fair
project here.
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‐ Really? You mean it?
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‐ Yeah, yeah.
Come with me.
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I just gotta make sure
I give you something
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that's not gonna kill anybody.
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[light music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ What is all this stuff?
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‐ This is where I keep
all my old gadgets
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and weapons that
we don't use anymore.
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There's a photon laser
that fucking Brock smashed.
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‐ [gasps]
Ooh, what is this thing?
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‐ That's my shrink ray.
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‐ What?
You have a shrink ray?
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How the fuck are you not
using this thing every day?
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‐ Well, I can only
shrink things.
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I can't make them big again.
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You see this car?
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I paid $110,000 for this car.
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Now, it's a fucking toy.
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God, I fucking love this car.
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‐ [gasps]
Dad, what's this?
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‐ Huh? Oh.
No‐‐no, no, no!
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‐ Oh, shit.
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‐ What the fuck was that?
Ahh!
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Ahh!
Dad, what the fuck is going on?
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‐ Okay, honey,
honey, just relax.
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‐ Why are you me?
Why am I you?
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‐ Look, sweetie,
this is a Freaky Friday box.
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It takes one person's brain
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and puts it in
another person's body.
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‐ What?
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Well, then‐‐well, then
put us back.
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‐ Well, it's not
that simple, okay?
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It's a complicated
piece of machinery.
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We never really could
get it working right.
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That's why it's down here.
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‐ Well, you better
fucking figure it out, Dad.
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I can feel your balls.
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‐ Okay. Just hold on.
Let's go get Von Duct.
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He can figure this out.
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♪ ♪
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Von Duct.
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‐ Ally, long time no see.
How are you?
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‐ No, Von Duct,
it's me, Dr. Havoc.
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‐ Ah. [laughs]
No, Ally.
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I think I know the difference
between you and your father.
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Uh, you are a young girl,
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and he is a very unhappy
bearded man.
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‐ Dad, where the hell‐‐
oh, God damn it.
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There you are.
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God, this place
is so fucking big.
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‐ You see?
‐ See what?
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‐ Von Duct,
it's me, Havoc.
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Ally and I got Freaky Friday'd,
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and then now we need your help
to turn us back.
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‐ Oh, okay.
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I understand, I understand.
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Uh, let me see
what I can do.
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‐ Yeah, and make it fast.
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I have a date tonight,
and I'm not going out
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in this wrinkled meat suit
that my dad calls a body.
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‐ Okay, Ally,
we're working on this.
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Can you just relax?
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‐ No, Dad, I'm not gonna relax.
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This is fucked up.
This is so fucked up.
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‐ I understand that, Ally,
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but I'm not the one
who decided to just go around
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and start picking up inventions
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without knowing what
the fuck they were.
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None of this
would have happened
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if you would have
just been okay
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with making
the goddamn volcano.
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‐ Fuck you, Dad.
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Ahh!
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‐ What the fuck did you
think that was gonna do?
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‐ I don't know. I hate you.
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Oh, God, I'm gonna throw up.
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‐ O‐okay, okay, I think
I have this figured out.
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We should be able
to reverse the effects,
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so everybody hold still.
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‐ God damn it, Von Duct,
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I'm still
in my daughter's body.
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‐ Why the fuck
are you yelling at me?
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‐ Wait. What the fuck
happened to your accent?
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‐ Oh, fuck.
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[laughs]
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I, uh, I think
I made a mistake.
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‐ Oh, shit.
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‐ I'm in an even older man now.
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[gasps]
Fuck!
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God damn you, Dad.
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‐ [groans]
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‐ Still not me, honey.
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‐ [screams]
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‐ Von Duct,
what the fuck happened?
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‐ Ohh...okay.
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I think I know what happened.
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Ohh...
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I had it set
to switch two people,
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uh, but there was three
in the room, okay?
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So‐‐okay.
Now here we go, here we go.
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Now I have it set
to switch three people.
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Everybody ready?
Three, two...
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‐ Hey, boss,
who can do more pushups?
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Me or Kyle?
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all: Ahh!
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[all speaking at once]
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‐ You get out of my body.
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‐ Everyone shut up.
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Now, we are going
to figure this out.
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‐ Hey, who the fuck
put you in charge?
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‐ I'm Dr. Havoc,
you fucking idiot.
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Okay.
Now, whose body am I in?
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‐ Uh, that's mine, sir.
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But...hmm, yeah.
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I'm actually okay
sticking with this body.
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‐ Hey, stop grabbing my boobs,
you fucking perv.
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Dad!
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‐ Steve, hands to yourself.
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Okay, everybody,
just hold on.
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Just let me figure this out.
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Now, Von Duct,
whose body are you in?
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‐ Oh, actually,
I'm in my own body, so.
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‐ Oh, good for you.
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Would you mind
getting me back in mine?
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‐ Uh, Dr. Havoc,
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Kyle's in my body,
and I'm in his.
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‐ Well, you know,
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I think you might just need
to stay that way.
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Okay guys?
‐ What? But he's a smoker.
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‐ [inhales deeply]
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[exhales]
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It's like a new lease on life.
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‐ Okay, okay, okay.
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I think I have this
figured out.
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If nobody moves,
this should all be reversed.
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‐ If anybody moves,
you're fucking dead.
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I don't care
whose body you're in.
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‐ The shrink ray
creates a reaction
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in the components of the object
at a subatomic level,
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reducing the space between
the protons and electrons,
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thereby reducing the size
of the entire object
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to a fraction
of its original mass.
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Thank you.
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[applause]
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‐ Hi, sweetie.
What's up?
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‐ Hey, Mom.
Um, just wanna let you know
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that I love Dad more than you
and I always have.
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Uh, I think you've made
a lot of mistakes in your life,
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and the biggest one
is leaving Dad.
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I think you need to take
a long look in the mirror
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and realize
that you've been really
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dropping the ball as a mother,
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and frankly, as a wife.
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Okay. I gotta go. Bye.
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[music playing on TV]
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‐ Okay, Dad, how'd it go?
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‐ We won first place.
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‐ Wow!
I've never won anything before.
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You know, Dad,
I'm gonna tell Mom
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