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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[train rattling]
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ [grunts]
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‐ Well, well, well,
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what do we have‐‐
Jesus, oh, God.
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Ah, fuck, this is really
fucking dangerous.
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You know what?
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Let's take this downstairs
into the train cars.
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We'll do this down there.
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‐ What's the matter, Havoc?
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Afraid to fight me like a man?
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‐ No, no, I'll fight you.
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I just‐‐I wanna do it
downstairs.
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We're on top of a moving train,
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it's just‐‐
it's really easy to die.
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‐ I'm not going anywhere,
Havoc.
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We're doing this now, here.
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‐ This is crazy.
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‐ Actually, sir, according
to the Henchman Handbook,
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all train battles
should take place
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on top of the train
so as not to disturb
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the paying customers onboard.
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Wha‐‐oh, shit.
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‐ Don't worry, boss,
I'll take care of him.
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[screams]
‐ Holy shit.
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‐ Oh, wow. He just‐‐he just
popped like a water balloon
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when he hit the side
of that mountain.
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‐ Okay. Can we please
go downstairs?
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‐ No. We're doing this
right here, right now.
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Oh, tunnel.
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‐ [screaming]
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‐ Stop screaming.
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‐ No, I don't like this!
I think this is dumb!
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This is so dumb!
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‐ Tunnel's over, game on.
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All right, where were we?
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‐ No.
We're going downstairs, Brock.
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‐ Oh, come on.
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‐ No. I am putting
my foot down.
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[screams]
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‐ All right.
Yeah, that got me.
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[vomits]
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‐ What do you think now, Brock?
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Huh? What do you think now?
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His head just got taken off
by a [bleep] pigeon.
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Do you now believe me that
it's too dangerous
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to be up here having
a goddamn battle?
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‐ No way.
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You're fighting me on top
of this train.
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Come on, man.
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ [whimpering]
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‐ No, no, d‐don't‐‐don't.
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[both grunting]
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‐ Dr. Havoc,
the bridge is out!
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‐ All right.
You know what, fuck this.
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I give up, you win.
‐ Wait, what?
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‐ Yeah, I'm calling it.
This is ridiculous.
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‐ All right.
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Another master plan foiled
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by Secret Agent Brock Mason.
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‐ Yeah, yeah. Can we fucking
get down from here now?
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‐ Oh, yeah, definitely.
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Let's get the [bleep] down
from here.
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[dramatic music]
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‐ Well, Dr. Havoc,
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it looks like that's the end
of your evil career.
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‐ Yep. You got me.
Congrats.
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‐ And this time,
we're gonna make sure
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you stay in jail,
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you sick son of a bitch.
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‐ All right.
Well, I'll see you guys.
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‐ See ya.
‐ Bye.
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‐ Okay.
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[grunting]
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All right.
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[grunting]
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[straining]
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[singing] Go, Havoc, go,
go in our own way.
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Escaping from jail
like a mastermind,
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master mind.
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[humming]
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[humming]
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[whistling]
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[humming]
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Hey, honey, I'm home.
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‐ How'd it go?
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‐ Eh, got caught,
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had to escape
from prison again.
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‐ Jesus Darren, that's like
the third time this week.
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‐ What can I say, Kim?
If it was an easy job,
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everyone would be evil.
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So, what is for dinner?
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‐ I already ate.
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‐ Okay, great.
Is Ally home?
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‐ Oh, I don't know.
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I haven't seen her
in a few days.
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‐ Huh. Okay, well, that's‐‐
that's troubling.
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I'm just gonna go in the office
and get some things done.
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‐ Okay. I recorded
some "Frasier."
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‐ Oh. All right.
Well, it's all online,
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so you know, we could
just do it that way.
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‐ Well, you can't skip
the commercials online.
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‐ Yeah, no.
There are no commercials.
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It's just‐‐just online‐‐
it's just the whole episode.
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‐ Why you fighting me on this?
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I just want to watch "Frasier"
with you.
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‐ Why did we buy a Roku if
we're not gonna use it?
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‐ Oh, my God.
This again?
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Look, I'm recording all
the "Frasiers."
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We're watching them all.
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‐ It's a waste.
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There are shows that I need to
watch
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that are not yet
streaming.
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I'm not gonna wait a year
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to find out what happens
on "Homeland."
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‐ No, I‐‐I can't anymore with
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the "Homeland" and that stupid,
fucking crying face.
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Everyone's done with your
crying face,
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you bad‐faced whore.
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‐ It's my industry, Kim.
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I need to know what
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people are doing
in the evil world.
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‐ Okay. You know
what is your industry?
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If there was a show called
Little Baby Asshole.
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Okay? That's what
your industry would be.
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‐ These kind of arguments
are why I missed the finale
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of "MythBusters," and I'm never
gonna find it.
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