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Black women.
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They're the pillars holding up
our entire community.
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Throughout our history,
they've been everything
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from emancipator...
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to educator...
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to multi-million-dollar moneymaker.
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And because they're so important,
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they're often seen as powerful,
invincible, ageless.
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And they are.
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Our expectations mean
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that black women are
supposed to be wise and strong,
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work at a job all week
and raise children,
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cook meals, and in doing so,
never miss a beat,
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never show any weakness,
mentally or physically.
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They're our queens.
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That's why I'm so happy
I have a queen of my own.
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My mama.
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Dre.
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Now, I didn't want
to bother you with this
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because I know you got your
hands full with the new baby.
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Yeah, he's exhausted.
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Junior's been kidnapped.
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- What?
- Mm-hmm.
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Earlier today, I got a call
asking for his ransom.
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- Um...
- But since they told me not to call you,
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I took care of it myself.
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I went on down to the bank,
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wired the kidnappers the money,
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- Wha...
- along with my e-mail passwords
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and a couple of old pay stubs.
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We're gonna get your boy back.
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Mama, what are you talking about?
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Junior is right there.
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Mama.
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You got scammed?
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Mama, how could you not know
about the kidnapping scam?
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It's been all over the news.
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You know I don't watch the news.
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My television stays on Centric.
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And no alarm bells went off
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when a stranger asked you
to send them money?
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Or when they said they wanted Junior?
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- Hey!
- Mama.
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It worries me that you fell for this.
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Well, it worries me
that you fell for Rainbow.
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- What?
- Talk about a scam.
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Okay, I'm the best thing
that happened to him, Ruby.
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Baby, this neighborhood
is making her soft,
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'cause when we lived in the 'hood,
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my mama was the one doing the scamming,
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not getting scammed.
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Oh!
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What?
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Oh, wait!
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I can see!
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I can see! Oh, my God!
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I got legs! I can walk!
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Thank you, Black Jesus!
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Dre, that was a really long time ago.
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It's possible your mom
got scammed because...
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'cause she's getting old.
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Hey, my mama is young and vibrant.
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Dre, your mom was the victim
of an elder scam, all right?
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And it happens.
It just happened to my parents.
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The Prince Emineke
Nigerian phishing scam?
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- Yeah.
- Ha!
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- That's my mama!
- What?!
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Ha! I told you she still got it, Bow!
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Your parents are the ones
that we need to worry about.
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Your mother conned my parents?
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- Why would she do that?
- I don't know.
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Maybe she needed something
she couldn't afford.
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Ha! I don't know.
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The point is, your parents are dumb
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and my mama is young.
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- Ha ha!
- Okay.
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Okay.
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How many robes
do I need to pack for college?
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Nothing matters.
Donald Trump is president.
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Dude, that's what you said
when I asked about shower shoes.
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Zoey. Hey.
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Oh! Oh. I didn't know
someone was in your room.
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I wasn't expecting that.
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Not that it matters.
It's fine. It's okay.
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'Cause... it's a progressive household.
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We did have a... have a rule
that there were no boys
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allowed in the bedroom,
but in this case,
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it doesn't matter, 'cause you're a man!
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How old are you, man?
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- Um, 19.
- 19?
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Oh, so... my goodness.
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That's a man born in the '90s
in my teenager's bedroom.
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That is... That is great.
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- Mom!
- Huh? Mm-hmm?
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This is my friend Aaron.
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- Hello! Friend Aaron.
- Hey.
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- Bow Johnson.
- Nice to meet you.
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Yes. I'm her mom.
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So, we met at pre-frosh weekend,
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and he's down for a music festival.
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- Ooh, yes!
- So I said he could crash here.
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- Crash...
- So, let's just stop being weird about it.
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I'm not being weird! Nothing's weird.
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Honey, you know I can be weird.
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I mean, when I'm weird, ♪ I'm weird! ♪
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Weird!
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- You're being weird.
- Like, really... like, really weird.
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- O-Okay. Can you please go now?
- Like, really... Okay. Yes, of course.
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- I'm gonna go.
- And if you could just, like,
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- close that door behind you...
- I'm closing it. Closing!
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Click!
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- Mom!
- Oh. Oh.
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- Mom, come on!
- Okay.
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It's okay.
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Hmm.
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- So...
- Oh! What?
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You think she's active?
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That is none of my business.
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Or yours.
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Well, as long as she's
living under your roof,
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it's our business.
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Zoey is leaving for college soon,
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and I just have to trust
that what I taught my daughter
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has prepared her for the world.
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- Has it, though?
- Has... What? Has...
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I was doing some research
online, and it turns out,
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college is basically
just a Juicy J music video.
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Really, Junior?
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Would the Internet exaggerate?
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That's what the Internet is.
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An exaggeration.
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Sorry I'm late, guys.
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Oh, no. You're fine, Dre.
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We tell you the meetings start
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20 minutes before they actually do.
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What's your excuse today?
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Uh, another O.J. verdict?
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No.
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I had to cancel
my mother's credit cards.
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- She got scammed.
- Ohh!
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The same thing happened
to my mom when she turned 80.
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Somebody froze her assets
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and had her declared incompetent.
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- What?
- Dad, that was you.
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Yeah, it was.
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I got tired of waiting
to inherit the boat.
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Sorry I'm late.
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My bathtub was full of tarantulas.
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No problem, Charlie.
You're right on time.
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Dre was just telling us about how
his ancient mother got scammed.
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That's the first time
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that anyone has ever
called Ruby Johnson "ancient."
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- She's old.
- Ruby's your mother?
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- Yeah.
- I thought you was her father.
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- What?
- No, no, no.
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Dre, you have to admit,
it's hard to tell.
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Yeah. Black don't crack.
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Mm.
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That didn't sound right.
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No, it did not.
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But true... black don't crack.
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Guess how old fine Angela Bassett is.
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Wow! She's 59!
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What?!
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Tina Turner is 77!
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Whoa.
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Crispus Attucks is 294.
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Wow. Black people do keep
their looks as they get older.
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Mm-hmm.
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Still, I would not
trade places with any of you.
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Oh, it seems so hard.
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I would not last a day.
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Whew.
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You know, black people have no right
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to look as good as they do,
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considering that they've had to
put up with so much crap.
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But still, we hold it down.
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- Yeah... on the outside.
- Hm?
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But on the inside,
our brains are scrambled.
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From racism, poverty, crime,
general stress,
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we're twice as likely to develop
Alzheimer's than white folks.
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Uh... I'm very sorry that
your mother has dementia, Dre.
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My mother's fine.
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She's lived practically
a stress-free life,
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if you don't count the fact
that she had to raise me alone,
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work three jobs, and shoot my father.
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Uh, don't mean
to sound insensitive, Dre,
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but, uh, your mother
has Alzheimer's bingo.
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Yeah, every letter.
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- Every... letter.
- Yeah.
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Ugh. Frederick Douglass
is not looking great for 199.
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Hey, dum-dum, grab me a soda.
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Dum-dum?
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Ho!
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Um... I'm sorry.
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Uh, I thought you were my brother.
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- Mm.
- He is dumb.
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I'm Diane Marie.
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Diane Marie, I'm Aaron.
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Nice to meet you, queen.
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Pleasure's all mine.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ohhh.
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What the hell was that?
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The story that you're
gonna tell at my wedding.
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I am going to marry him.
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Not to be that guy, but you
don't have a shot, Diane.
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- Why not?
- Zoey.
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Pssh! She ain't got nothing on me.
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What Aaron and I have is magnetic.
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You just can't see it
because you're using our parents
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as an example of what passes
for a happy marriage.
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After all that talk
about dementia at work,
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I realized I needed
to check in with my mom.
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Hey. Ma.
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- Hmm?
- How you doing?
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- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
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Who's president?
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Boy, what are you talking about?
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Nothing.
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It's just that,
after you wired all that money
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to some kidnappers, I just want
to make sure that you're okay.
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I'm fine.
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Okay.
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Good.
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You know, because you had
some stress in your life,
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and I just want to make sure
it doesn't get in the way
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of your golden years.
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"Golden years"?
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Well, Mama, you know, not golden golden,
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but just, like, yellow arches...
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Yeah, well, let me ask you this...
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would somebody in their golden years
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be going to see Kid Capri
at the Palladium tonight?
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Now, I done told you... I'm fine.
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You're right, Mama.
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Oh!
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Damn!
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I'm okay, baby! I'm okay!
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They say "Black don't crack,"
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but black just cracked
the [BLEEP] out of my garage.
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Please, stop making a fuss.
I am fine. Please.
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You know what, Dre...
I have checked her,
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- and she's right... She's fine.
- Thank you.
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Okay, you know what? I'm...
I'm gonna get a second opinion.
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I'm gonna call a real doctor.
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Oh!
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Stop all that noise, now.
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My uberPOOL is almost here,
and I'm going to see the Kid!
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Soon as I find my purse.
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- Where's my purse?
- It's...
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- Mama?
- Huh?
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It's... It's on your shoulder.
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Oh!
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I knew that.
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- Mm. Yeah.
- I'll see y'all later.
258
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Bye!
259
00:09:26,574 --> 00:09:28,040
It's happening, Bow.
260
00:09:28,142 --> 00:09:29,741
My mama's becoming an old person,
261
00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:30,909
just like we always feared.
262
00:09:31,011 --> 00:09:31,877
"We"?
263
00:09:31,979 --> 00:09:33,712
The signs were there.
264
00:09:33,814 --> 00:09:35,848
I just thought she wasn't
wearing underwear on purpose,
265
00:09:35,916 --> 00:09:37,916
and now I realize
she just must be forgetting.
266
00:09:38,018 --> 00:09:38,884
Yeah.
267
00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,319
What about that macaroni and cheese
268
00:09:40,387 --> 00:09:41,587
she made for dinner last night?
269
00:09:45,226 --> 00:09:46,825
Oh!
270
00:09:46,927 --> 00:09:47,960
That was hers?
271
00:09:48,062 --> 00:09:49,328
Yes, Dre.
272
00:09:49,396 --> 00:09:51,897
Oh, I assumed it was yours,
it was so bad.
273
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,333
You know what? It's okay, Dre.
274
00:09:54,401 --> 00:09:56,835
I know you're lashing out
because of what just happened.
275
00:09:56,904 --> 00:09:59,204
But, you know, there's things we can do.
276
00:09:59,306 --> 00:10:01,807
I mean, studies have shown
that as people get older,
277
00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:05,777
it's best that they spend
less time around family
278
00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,046
and more time alone.
279
00:10:08,115 --> 00:10:09,281
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
280
00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:11,049
Real studies show that.
281
00:10:11,118 --> 00:10:13,886
And they also say
that living around babies
282
00:10:13,954 --> 00:10:17,756
is particularly bad
for the aging process.
283
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,091
- Okay, now...
- It's actually dangerous.
284
00:10:19,193 --> 00:10:21,026
That doesn't sound right.
285
00:10:21,095 --> 00:10:23,762
Uh, would the Internet exaggerate?
286
00:10:23,864 --> 00:10:26,331
Pfft! I don't think so.
287
00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:27,466
I...
288
00:10:30,571 --> 00:10:31,904
Hey. Let's hit the pool.
289
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,138
Oh, I'm good, but have fun.
290
00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,840
Oh, come on! I don't want
to go out there alone.
291
00:10:34,942 --> 00:10:36,875
Your grandma... she keeps,
you know, looking at me.
292
00:10:36,944 --> 00:10:39,311
Oh, yeah. She does that.
293
00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:40,779
All right. Let's go.
294
00:10:40,881 --> 00:10:42,714
All right.
295
00:10:44,418 --> 00:10:48,220
Wow. See how easily
she gave in to peer pressure?
296
00:10:48,289 --> 00:10:50,088
What if next, he's offering her a drink?
297
00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,957
Maybe a rum and Coke?
298
00:10:52,059 --> 00:10:53,325
Then a rum and cocaine.
299
00:10:53,427 --> 00:10:54,660
Okay, settle down.
300
00:10:54,728 --> 00:10:57,896
We both know Zoey doesn't do
anything she doesn't want to do.
301
00:10:57,965 --> 00:10:59,431
- So...
- Really?
302
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,233
Then how come she's getting her hair wet
303
00:11:01,302 --> 00:11:03,201
after spending an hour on it
this morning?
304
00:11:03,304 --> 00:11:06,204
Uh... because she loves to swim?
305
00:11:06,273 --> 00:11:08,040
- Okay, Mom.
- Mm-hmm.
306
00:11:08,142 --> 00:11:09,975
Mom, right?
307
00:11:14,782 --> 00:11:15,714
Junior, right?
308
00:11:16,784 --> 00:11:19,384
Bow is messing with me.
309
00:11:19,486 --> 00:11:21,453
She wants to send my mother to a home.
310
00:11:21,522 --> 00:11:23,822
Great! That much closer
to getting her stuff.
311
00:11:23,924 --> 00:11:26,792
You know, sometimes you have to
goose the process a little.
312
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,527
That's true... I once knew a guy
313
00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:31,029
who slowly poisoned his father
over a series of years
314
00:11:31,131 --> 00:11:33,265
so that he could take over
the family business.
315
00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:34,333
Dad, would you like some coffee?
316
00:11:34,435 --> 00:11:36,368
Oh! Thank you, there, Buttercup.
317
00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:37,703
Mmm!
318
00:11:37,771 --> 00:11:39,071
Almondy!
319
00:11:39,139 --> 00:11:41,239
You know, it's just so hard
320
00:11:41,342 --> 00:11:43,008
watching your parents get older.
321
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,876
Yeah, you know what's not hard?
322
00:11:44,979 --> 00:11:47,312
Having your maid drop them off
at a nursing home.
323
00:11:47,381 --> 00:11:49,181
You know what?
I'm not sending my mother away.
324
00:11:49,216 --> 00:11:51,683
Well, taking care of them
on your own is hard, too, Dre.
325
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:54,386
When my dad had a stroke, I had
to bathe him and dress him.
326
00:11:54,455 --> 00:11:56,288
- Mm.
- It was like having a fifth cat.
327
00:11:56,390 --> 00:11:58,290
You know, t-t-this... this is premature.
328
00:11:58,392 --> 00:11:59,925
My mother is in her 60s.
329
00:11:59,994 --> 00:12:01,793
She... She's still driving, dating.
330
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,228
She travels on her own.
331
00:12:03,297 --> 00:12:04,896
Sorry I'm just getting in.
332
00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:06,999
Tarantulas... they took my phone.
333
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:10,235
I think they're playing a game, but...
334
00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:11,703
I'm just not into it.
335
00:12:11,805 --> 00:12:13,005
Oh.
336
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,473
So, you...
337
00:12:14,541 --> 00:12:16,408
- Sort of unrelated.
- Yeah, they're not...
338
00:12:16,477 --> 00:12:19,277
I don't know who you are,
stepping to me like that!
339
00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,046
What's wrong with you, squirrel?!
340
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,881
She's losing it, Bow. Look at her!
341
00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,149
Dre.
342
00:12:24,218 --> 00:12:26,918
Your mom talks to squirrels
all the time.
343
00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:29,321
She also throws rocks at birds.
I have seen it.
344
00:12:29,423 --> 00:12:31,490
Yeah, that was before she
crashed the car into the garage.
345
00:12:31,558 --> 00:12:33,925
Okay, look, babe,
I think it's really sweet
346
00:12:34,028 --> 00:12:35,794
how worried about your mom you are,
347
00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:39,164
but... your mom is in great shape.
348
00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:42,334
And, you know,
there's nothing wrong with...
349
00:12:42,436 --> 00:12:44,770
keeping your mind sharp.
350
00:12:44,872 --> 00:12:46,171
She could do sudoku.
351
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,706
You could teach her meditation.
352
00:12:47,775 --> 00:12:49,174
- Ehh...
- Dre.
353
00:12:49,243 --> 00:12:52,144
Using your mind is never a bad idea.
354
00:12:52,246 --> 00:12:53,979
- Okay.
- Okay.
355
00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:56,548
And also, you know,
they say physical activity
356
00:12:56,617 --> 00:12:58,550
is really good to, you know,
keep them young,
357
00:12:58,619 --> 00:13:01,386
so she should... I don't know...
maybe try base jumping.
358
00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:02,921
Or...
359
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,423
maybe running with the bulls?
360
00:13:04,491 --> 00:13:06,024
- Maybe? Maybe?
- You don't know me, squirrel.
361
00:13:06,093 --> 00:13:07,359
- I ain't got no time for you.
- Hey, Mama?
362
00:13:07,461 --> 00:13:09,528
- What?
- Is everything okay out here?
363
00:13:09,596 --> 00:13:11,530
No. I don't like that squirrel.
364
00:13:11,598 --> 00:13:13,965
W-Well, it doesn't look like the two
of you are gonna solve it right now,
365
00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:16,868
so why don't we go in the house
and do a sudoku?
366
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,604
Why are you being so weird?
367
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,440
Is this about me crashing the car?
368
00:13:21,508 --> 00:13:23,008
Well, it's not not about it.
369
00:13:23,077 --> 00:13:25,811
Well, it wasn't my fault.
It's that damn car!
370
00:13:25,879 --> 00:13:29,114
It's old. It makes noises
when it drives!
371
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,482
It sits too low.
372
00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:32,784
And it doesn't have a rearview camera.
373
00:13:32,886 --> 00:13:34,286
Okay, Mama...
374
00:13:34,388 --> 00:13:37,456
I'm not blaming you or the car. Okay?
375
00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:38,557
Hey, man, you came out here
376
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,826
to take my keys away from me,
didn't you?
377
00:13:40,894 --> 00:13:41,660
No. Mama...
378
00:13:41,762 --> 00:13:43,662
Now, you listen to me.
379
00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:47,733
I will die before I take the bus, Dre.
380
00:13:47,835 --> 00:13:49,101
I will die.
381
00:13:53,273 --> 00:13:54,906
Hey, can I borrow your charger?
382
00:13:54,975 --> 00:13:56,475
Oh. Yeah.
383
00:13:56,577 --> 00:13:58,243
There's one in the car.
384
00:13:58,345 --> 00:14:00,445
One second.
385
00:14:00,514 --> 00:14:02,214
Look how she's throwing herself at him.
386
00:14:02,316 --> 00:14:04,015
Whatever happened to self-esteem?
387
00:14:04,084 --> 00:14:05,050
What are you doing?
388
00:14:05,119 --> 00:14:07,385
She's breaking girl code.
389
00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:08,620
I saw him first.
390
00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:10,689
- Wha...
- Well... okay.
391
00:14:10,791 --> 00:14:11,857
Maybe I didn't see him first,
392
00:14:11,925 --> 00:14:13,992
but I always like looking at him.
393
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,660
You're wasting your time.
394
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,430
- Oh! Hey, Aaron!
- Hey!
395
00:14:18,532 --> 00:14:21,266
Um, I'm just doing some homework
and doodling.
396
00:14:21,368 --> 00:14:22,901
I do it all.
397
00:14:23,003 --> 00:14:24,369
A lady who can multitask.
398
00:14:26,473 --> 00:14:28,006
Oh, Aaron.
399
00:14:29,543 --> 00:14:31,042
Uh, see you later, alligator.
400
00:14:31,111 --> 00:14:32,644
After while, crocodile.
401
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,813
Whoa!
402
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,915
You're finishing
each other's sentences?!
403
00:14:37,885 --> 00:14:39,551
I was totally wrong.
404
00:14:39,653 --> 00:14:41,353
He is so into you!
405
00:14:41,455 --> 00:14:43,088
You're saying that
like you're surprised.
406
00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:44,856
But you should know by now, Jack...
407
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,158
I'm undeniable.
408
00:14:49,196 --> 00:14:50,428
- Hey, baby.
- Yeah?
409
00:14:50,531 --> 00:14:52,230
I figured out what I'm gonna do
for my mom.
410
00:14:52,299 --> 00:14:54,232
Put her down?
Two to the back of the head?
411
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:56,301
Double tap?
412
00:14:56,403 --> 00:14:58,270
Nope! I did something else.
413
00:14:58,372 --> 00:14:59,602
- What?
- Come see.
414
00:14:59,627 --> 00:15:00,639
- Okay.
- Come on.
415
00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,475
Well!
416
00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:05,577
Now, this is what I'm talking about!
417
00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:07,179
You bought your mom a new car.
418
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,880
Yeah, I know it was a lot,
but, you know,
419
00:15:08,982 --> 00:15:10,849
buying her a new car will keep her safe.
420
00:15:10,918 --> 00:15:12,818
Now, I can't say that for
everybody else on the road,
421
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,253
but at least Mama will be straight.
422
00:15:15,322 --> 00:15:16,655
Mm-hmm.
423
00:15:16,757 --> 00:15:17,923
I can't believe it!
424
00:15:17,991 --> 00:15:20,659
- This car is really all mine?
- Mm-hmm.
425
00:15:20,727 --> 00:15:22,427
- My name's on the title?
- Yep.
426
00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:24,930
- All paid for?
- Yep, Mama. It sure is.
427
00:15:24,998 --> 00:15:26,531
- Good to go?
- It's all yours!
428
00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:27,966
Ooh, baby!
429
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:30,535
I don't know what to say, except...
430
00:15:30,637 --> 00:15:32,137
gotcha, sucka!
431
00:15:35,475 --> 00:15:40,412
See, you just got got
by a woman in her golden years.
432
00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:43,548
I'm worried about you, son.
You're slipping.
433
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:44,583
Ha ha!
434
00:15:44,685 --> 00:15:47,052
Talk about some golden years.
435
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,286
Sucka!
436
00:15:48,388 --> 00:15:51,323
Ooh! Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
437
00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:56,632
Damn it, Mama! You scammed me.
438
00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:58,521
I didn't scam you.
439
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,790
I played you.
440
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,092
I had to.
441
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,294
Talking about my golden years.
442
00:16:04,362 --> 00:16:05,595
So, this whole thing was a setup?
443
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,330
- Smashing my garage?
- Mm-hmm.
444
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:08,298
- The squirrel?
- Mm-hmm.
445
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,432
The mac and cheese?
446
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,801
What's that you say
about my mac and cheese?
447
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,070
Nothing.
448
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,339
Mama, how could you do this to me?
449
00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:19,609
You played on my worst fear...
losing you.
450
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,377
I don't want to think of you other than
451
00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:23,713
the strong, invincible woman you are.
452
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:24,714
Then don't.
453
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,416
It's hard not to.
454
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,451
You fell for that scam with Junior!
455
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,452
That wasn't my fault.
456
00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:31,988
That boy screams "kidnap victim"!
457
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,357
Mama. I'm serious.
458
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,527
All right.
459
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:41,097
Maybe I wouldn't have fallen
for that scam five years ago.
460
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,168
You think it's easy getting older?
461
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,970
People don't listen to you.
462
00:16:47,038 --> 00:16:49,172
Body feels different.
463
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:52,275
Men on the street stop
looking at you with desire.
464
00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:53,543
You start to get the feeling
465
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:56,946
that you don't matter anymore
in society.
466
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:00,316
I didn't know you felt like that.
467
00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:01,818
Well, I do.
468
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:04,254
Except for that part
about men not looking at me.
469
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,257
Andre, I may be getting older,
470
00:17:07,325 --> 00:17:11,194
but I don't like being treated
like an old person.
471
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,595
Okay.
472
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,567
But I'm making you meditate with me.
473
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,969
And possibly base-jump.
474
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,137
Fair enough.
475
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:26,309
Why are you wearing your Easter dress?
476
00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:28,144
Oh, just thought I'd make an effort
477
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:29,546
because we have company.
478
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,681
Looks like you went the other way
479
00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:33,917
and feel fine looking like...
480
00:17:33,985 --> 00:17:34,993
whatever.
481
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:36,786
Hello, queens.
482
00:17:36,837 --> 00:17:37,854
Hey, nice dress!
483
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:39,455
- Thank you.
- I like it.
484
00:17:39,524 --> 00:17:41,491
- You ready to go?
- Yes. Yes.
485
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:42,755
Let's do it.
486
00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:44,083
Hold up.
487
00:17:44,262 --> 00:17:45,828
Mnh-mnh.
488
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,198
Okay, enough playing both sides.
489
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:49,599
I need you to choose...
490
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,834
me or this.
491
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,504
- What?
- Yeah, what?
492
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:55,838
Don't play dumb, Zoey.
493
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,841
Look, Aaron, I'm a 10,
494
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:00,944
and what we have is electric.
495
00:18:01,012 --> 00:18:02,579
I don't have time to play games.
496
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,247
I need to practice my violin.
497
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,182
So sh... Ohhh.
498
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,518
Um... yeah, well, here's the thing.
499
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,187
I think that you both
are incredible, right?
500
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,323
But there's no way
I can come between two sisters.
501
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,225
Your bond... okay,
502
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:18,294
is way more precious
than any guy, you know?
503
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,231
I'm cool. Pick.
504
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,433
No! Oh, no, no.
505
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:25,568
You don't have to do that, because,
506
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:28,238
now that I'm thinking of it,
you can have him.
507
00:18:28,306 --> 00:18:30,440
I mean, he is an undeclared sophomore.
508
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,443
He is an awful listener... just awful.
509
00:18:33,511 --> 00:18:35,211
And, on top of all of that,
510
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,980
he spends more time
getting ready than I do.
511
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,215
- Hey!
- But you know what?
512
00:18:39,317 --> 00:18:41,017
Maybe you'll change him.
513
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,090
Sorry, Aaron.
514
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:48,791
I'm not looking for a project.
515
00:18:48,893 --> 00:18:50,960
Boy, bye!
516
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,099
- So, that was upsetting.
- Oh.
517
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,533
No, what's upsetting is my grandma
518
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,302
when she stands over you when you sleep.
519
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:00,670
- What?
- Uh...
520
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:02,805
Oh. Nothing. Nothing.
521
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:04,574
Let's go get those tacos!
522
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,676
Sure. Just give me
an hour and a half to get ready.
523
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,380
Wow. You see that banter?
524
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,483
That relentless "Will they?/ Won't they"?
525
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:16,819
Nine months from today,
DeVonté's gonna be an uncle.
526
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:18,554
Okay, Junior. Enough.
527
00:19:18,623 --> 00:19:20,323
What's going on with you?
528
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,891
- Nothing's going on.
- Mm-hmm.
529
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,593
What, do you think
I made up stuff to talk about
530
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,461
just to hang out with you
because I'm going to college
531
00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:26,929
in a year, and I'm already missing you,
532
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:28,331
even though you're right in front of me?
533
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,000
Aw, buddy.
534
00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:33,536
College is gonna punch you
right in the face.
535
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,306
I know.
536
00:19:36,374 --> 00:19:39,208
I think I need a gap year.
537
00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:41,277
I know I should really be mad at my mama
538
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,912
for having me dip into our retirement
539
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,213
and pay for that new car.
540
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,281
You did what?
541
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,649
But I'm just so relieved
542
00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:49,419
that she had it together enough
to scam me!
543
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,621
That lets me know that she has a
lot of good years ahead of her.
544
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,189
You're right.
545
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,191
So, when it comes time
to put her in a home...
546
00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:56,392
Bow, I'm never doing that.
547
00:19:56,494 --> 00:19:58,027
So, two to the back of the head?
548
00:19:58,129 --> 00:19:59,262
- Double tap?
- Mm.
549
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,663
In my medical opinion,
550
00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:03,533
that's the most humane way
for her to be put down.
551
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:04,701
Okay.
552
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,169
Good night, baby.
553
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,403
Good night, my love.
554
00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:17,080
Stop smiling.
555
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:20,505
I can't! Tap tap!
556
00:20:21,578 --> 00:20:24,718
Hey, Grandma. Why are you
wearing your Easter dress?
557
00:20:24,781 --> 00:20:27,048
Mm. Because we got company.
558
00:20:27,073 --> 00:20:28,073
Hi, Ms. Johnson.
559
00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:29,598
Enough of playing both sides.
560
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,166
You're gonna have to choose...
561
00:20:31,268 --> 00:20:33,201
me or this child?
562
00:20:33,304 --> 00:20:34,903
- What?
- What?
563
00:20:35,005 --> 00:20:37,239
Stay out of this, Zoey.
564
00:20:37,341 --> 00:20:40,842
Look, Aaron, on a scale of 1 to 10,
565
00:20:40,944 --> 00:20:42,144
I'm a 12...
566
00:20:42,246 --> 00:20:45,180
with a brand-new car and my own room.
567
00:20:45,282 --> 00:20:48,250
So, what are we doing?
568
00:20:48,352 --> 00:20:50,218
What are we doing?
569
00:20:50,321 --> 00:20:51,520
Choose.
570
00:20:53,557 --> 00:20:55,190
I should've just stayed at an Airbnb.
571
00:20:57,127 --> 00:20:58,627
He's soft, Zoey.
572
00:20:58,729 --> 00:21:00,896
Get another one.
573
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:04,320
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