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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,479 [WOMAN] MY NAME IS DARCY. 2 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:15,249 AND THIS, IS THE END. 3 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:17,385 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 4 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,220 SHE HAS THE CUTE GUY. 5 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:22,156 SO LIFE MUST BE PRETTY GREAT. 6 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,791 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME OF MINE? 7 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:26,160 [WOMAN] AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 8 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:28,196 I USED TO BELIEVE THAT. 9 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:36,237 I USED TO THINK THAT UP UNTIL YOU FOUND YOUR SOUL MATE, 10 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:38,672 -NOTHING WAS REALLY COMPLETE. -THIS IS TO DIE FOR. 11 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,709 BUT, IT'S NOT ABOUT THE GUYS AT ALL. 12 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,711 IN FACT, FUCK GUYS. 13 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:46,714 IT'S ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS. 14 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,782 YOU'RE GONNA CALL ME A MAN-HATER. 15 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:52,052 BUT THAT COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. 16 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,424 I LOVE MEN. 17 00:00:56,457 --> 00:01:00,060 IF ANYTHING, I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH. 18 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:03,864 AND THAT'S WHAT GOT ME INTO TROUBLE. 19 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,799 I REALLY WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME. 20 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,346 BUT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND, 21 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,281 WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING. 22 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:59,813 -[LAUGHTER] -[DARCY] I'VE NEVER HAD THE BEST OF LUCK WITH MEN. 23 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,950 BUT, IF I'M BEING TRUTHFUL WITH MYSELF, 24 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:05,219 THAT'S PROBABLY MY FAULT. 25 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:08,689 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME, BRINGING FLOWERS TO MY BOYFRIEND 26 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,924 ON OUR ANNIVERSARY. 27 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,493 SUCKER. 28 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,861 I WAS SWEET, NAIVE, 29 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:17,531 AND MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT STUPID. 30 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:18,666 THAT'S WHY IN LIFE, 31 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:19,900 YOU NEED SOMEONE TO COME IN 32 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,370 AND GIVE YOU A BIG DOSE OF REALITY. 33 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,571 [DARCY SCREAMS] 34 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:24,672 WHAT THE FUCK? 35 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,440 UH, WHY AREN'T YOU AT WORK? 36 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:27,875 WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD. 37 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:30,311 I WAS HOPING TO BE CLOTHED WHEN I FINALLY MET YOU. 38 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,779 EXCUSE ME? 39 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,814 WELL, THERE'S PICTURES OF YOU IN THE LIVING ROOM, 40 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,349 AND, I WAS ALMOST JEALOUS, 41 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,851 BUT JEREMY EXPLAINED THAT YOU'RE HIS SISTER. 42 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:41,021 AND YOU'RE-- YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY. 43 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,590 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 44 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:46,260 -SHE'S UM-- -I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND. 45 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:49,397 [DARCY VOICEOVER] I CAN'T BLAME HER FOR GIVING ME THE CRAZY EYES. 46 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:50,964 I'D PROBABLY DO THE SAME THING. 47 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:53,834 -BABY, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE-- -BABY? 48 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,969 YEAH, RIGHT? THREE MONTHS? 49 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,871 HOW ABOUT THREE YEARS? 50 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,641 YOU'RE NOT HIS SISTER. 51 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:03,911 THIS IS JUST A ONE TIME THING, I DON'T-- I BARELY KNOW HER. 52 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:06,013 I-- KATE, HONESTLY, IT WAS JUST THIS ONE TIME 53 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,748 I-- IT WAS JUST ONE TIME. IT WAS A MISTAKE, 54 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,417 I MADE A MISTAKE. 55 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,685 WHAT, WELL, YOU COULDN'T HAVE CHOSEN SOMEBODY BETTER? 56 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:14,388 BABY, NO ONE'S BETTER THAN YOU, RIGHT? 57 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:18,459 -I MEAN, LOOK AT HER, SHE'S A BIT PORKY, DON'T YOU THINK? -HEY. 58 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,428 -[JEREMY] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-- -[GLASS SMASHES] 59 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,496 -[WOMAN] THIS IS SO HUMILIATING! -[DOG BARKS] 60 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,732 AND THAT WAS MY FIRST THREESOME. 61 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:28,902 * SEE YOUR HEART BEAT THROUGH YOUR CHEST * 62 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,704 * AND I FEEL LIKE I'M YOUR PREY * 63 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:36,644 * YOU'VE GOT ME BY THE NECK * 64 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,979 * AND I DON'T WANNA GET AWAY... * 65 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:43,784 DOES SHE KNOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME? 66 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:47,788 [DARCY] IN MY LIFE, NORA WAS THE BIG SISTER. 67 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,557 THEATRICALLY OVER-PROTECTIVE. 68 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:54,362 I JUST DON'T REALLY KNOW IF POLYAMOROUS IS MY THING. 69 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:55,629 IF THAT'S THE WORD. 70 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,665 UM, YEAH, I GUESS I COULD DO DINNER, 71 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,901 WITH BOTH OF YOU, ON SATUR-- OW-- 72 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,570 NO, WHY ARE YOU EVEN CALLING HER? 73 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:03,971 YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR ONE WOMAN, 74 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,573 MUCH LESS TWO, OR TWENTY, OR WHATEVER. 75 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:06,874 WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, "BIG LOVE"? 76 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,676 YOU CAN'T HAVE A MILLION GIRLFRIENDS. 77 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:09,777 LEAVE DARCY ALONE, ALL RIGHT? 78 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,044 SHE'S WAY BETTER THAN YOU. 79 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,680 CONSIDER YOURSELF BLOCKED. 80 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,448 BYE. 81 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,483 -TRADE? -YEAH. 82 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,418 OKAY. 83 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,553 SERIOUSLY THOUGH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BLOCK HIM. 84 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:23,557 REALLY? THANK YOU. 85 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:26,760 YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU DESERVE A LOT BETTER THAN THAT. 86 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,098 REALLY? ANOTHER DUD? 87 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:35,403 THE LAST GUY WAS LITERALLY TINDERING DURING DINNER. 88 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,805 WHY CAN'T WE JUST PICK FOR HER? 89 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,140 THAT'S STRIKE THREE, NORA. 90 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,810 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 91 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,612 REALLY? 'CAUSE OF THIS? 92 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,381 MANAGEMENT JUST SAW THE DONUT PETITION. 93 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,783 I JUST SAID THAT I THINK THERE SHOULD BE DONUTS. 94 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:53,086 -NORA... -IT WAS DISCRIMINATORY TO HAVE BAGELS AND NOT DONUTS. 95 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,390 YOU PETITIONED THE STAFF TO GET MANAGEMENT TO BUY DONUTS. 96 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,692 I LIKE MY MORNING WITH FROSTING AND SPRINKLES. 97 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:01,395 LAST MONTH, IT WAS THE AMOUNT OF CREAMER OPTIONS IN HERE, 98 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,797 AND HOW MUCH TIME IS GIVEN FOR PATERNITY LEAVE. 99 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,866 I'M A WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE. 100 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,968 NOT ANYMORE, YOU AREN'T. 101 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:10,538 MANAGEMENT IS CONCERNED THAT YOU AREN'T AS PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR WORK, 102 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:13,674 AS YOU ARE ABOUT THE BREAK ROOM SUPPLIES AND THE STAFF POLICY. 103 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,646 I'M SORRY. 104 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,997 HOW MANY OF THESE DO YOU THINK I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE? 105 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,666 READY FOR MORE? 106 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,434 -PLEASE FIT THEM ALL IN THERE. -MMM, ROUND FOUR. 107 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:41,969 [DARCY] THEN THERE WAS OLIVIA. 108 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:44,605 SHE WAS MORE LIKE THE MATRIARCH OF THE GROUP. 109 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,039 ALL RIGHT, LADIES, 110 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,207 RAISE YOUR GLASSES. 111 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,510 HERE'S TO A NEW CHAPTER. 112 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:51,078 -CHEERS. -CHEERS. 113 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,180 SHE CLAIMED TO KNOW WHAT WAS BEST. 114 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,649 AND SHE WAS USUALLY RIGHT. 115 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:58,486 HOW ABOUT MORE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE A METROSEXUAL, 'CAUSE HE'S DEFINITELY METRO. 116 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,554 [DARCY] SHE SEEMED TO HAVE THE PERFECT LIFE. 117 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:03,023 COMPLETE WITH FRIENDS JUST LIKE HER. 118 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,692 -YOU CALLED HIM OUT. -YOU REVEALED ONE OF YOUR SECRETS. 119 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:05,659 YOU CALLED HIM OUT. 120 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,661 I'M JUST TELLING YOU, I'M NOT GONNA DRIVE, 121 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,096 -HE'S DRIVING. -OH. 122 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,565 -THIS WAS AMAZING. -IT WAS. 123 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,234 -THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU GUYS, FOR HAVING US. -ANYTIME. 124 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,704 -NEXT TIME IT'S AT OUR PLACE, OKAY? -OKAY. 125 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:17,971 NO, IT WAS A PLEASURE. 126 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,473 WE DON'T SEE YOU GUYS OFTEN ENOUGH. 127 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:23,110 YOU GUYS ARE SO PRECIOUS. 128 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,045 HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GO GOLFING AGAIN? 129 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,080 -MEGAN JUST BOUGHT ME A NEW DRIVER. -I'LL CALL YOU. 130 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,583 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE LUNCH WHILE THESE GUYS ARE OUT. 131 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:30,884 -YOU AND ME. -I'D LIKE THAT. 132 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,586 -AW. -TAKE CARE. 133 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,921 -TAKE CARE, YOU GUYS, SEE YOU. -BYE, THANKS AGAIN. 134 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,623 DRIVE SAFELY. 135 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:40,127 THEY'RE SO CUTE. 136 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,094 HE'S SO NICE, ISN'T HE? 137 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:43,697 HE IS. 138 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:44,932 BABE, CAN YOU POUR ME A DRINK? 139 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,534 ARE YOU SURE YOU NEED ANOTHER ONE? 140 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,836 PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME ASK AGAIN. 141 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,604 I'M JUST SAYING, I DON'T THINK YOU NEED ANOTHER DRINK. 142 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,673 THERE YOU GO, THINKING AGAIN. 143 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:56,677 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 144 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:02,783 LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU. 145 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,118 WIPE THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE, OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. 146 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,921 I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS WITH YOU AGAIN. 147 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:10,758 OKAY? 148 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:24,137 [DARCY] BUT WE ALL HAVE OUR SECRETS. 149 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,173 [SNIFFLES] 150 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,011 [SNIFFLES] [SIGHS] 151 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,247 AND BACK TO THE PARENTS' HOUSE, AGAIN. 152 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:37,217 THE SECRET'S OUT. 153 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,619 [CHATTERING] 154 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:42,723 -[GIGGLING] -THANKS. 155 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,892 [SINGS] I WISH I WAS JUST VISITING. 156 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,727 OW. 157 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,829 -LET'S GO HUSTLE. -ALL RIGHT. 158 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,297 HURRY, HURRY. 159 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,302 [CHUCKLES] GOT MILK. 160 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,337 -[LAUGHTER] -DELETE THAT, RIGHT NOW. 161 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,806 [DARCY] WE WERE A FAMILY. 162 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,040 OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. DO YOU REMEMBER? 163 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,274 MY GRILL? 164 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,343 THEY CALLED ME "METALMOUTH" FOR YEARS. 165 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,912 HERE'S OLIVIA. 166 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,780 SOPHISTICATED, PERSONIFIED. 167 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:09,316 -AW. -NOT HERE. 168 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,652 WE PUT OUR FRIENDSHIP ABOVE EVERYTHING. 169 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,053 INCLUDING OUR LOVE LIVES. 170 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,255 IS THAT ANDY IN THE BACKGROUND? 171 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,190 OOH. 172 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,792 THAT'S DEFINITELY HIM. 173 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:19,993 THAT WAS THE YEAR BEFORE WE MET YOU. 174 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,729 BEFORE ANDY BECAME A SHIT STAIN. 175 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:22,963 -DO YOU REMEMBER THAT DAY? -NO. 176 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,132 I WAS SO MORTIFIED. 177 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,800 I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE BELIEVED THAT RUMOR, ANYWAYS. 178 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,702 LIKE I'D MAKE ANIMAL NOISES DURING SEX. 179 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,203 HE WAS OBVIOUSLY LYING. 180 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,172 THAT TAKES MORE COORDINATION THAN YOU HAVE. 181 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,841 TRUE, TRUE, ALL OF THE BREATHING, 182 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,877 AND THE MOVEMENT, AND THE BARNYARD NOISES. 183 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,779 WATCH OUT, OR YOU WILL WAKE UP NAKED, TIED TO A PORCH, 184 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,113 LIKE DEAR OLD ANDY. 185 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,182 HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED. 186 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,851 COCKSUCKER DESERVED IT. 187 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,185 MMM-HMM. 188 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,654 [KNOCKING] 189 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,756 [MAN SHOUTING] OLIVIA! 190 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:52,325 SPEAKING OF COCKSUCKERS. 191 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,927 HERE'S JOHNNY. 192 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:59,867 [ADAM] OLIVIA! OPEN THE DOOR! 193 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,003 [BANGING] 194 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,972 OLIVIA! 195 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,163 COME ON BABY, LET ME IN. 196 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:35,035 I CALLED THE COPS, THEY'RE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY. 197 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,870 FUCK! 198 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:42,109 JUST SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS! 199 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,252 * LOVERS IN THE DUST... 200 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,960 OH MY GOD, SHE'S GONNA KILL YOU. 201 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,896 WHY? SHE'S OFFICIALLY THE WORLD'S MOST DESIRABLE BACHELORETTE NOW. 202 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,465 -HIKING? SHE DOESN'T HIKE. -OKAY, BUT MEN LOVE IT. 203 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,134 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WORKOUT PANTS. 204 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,869 SHE'S NOT GONNA GO FOR THIS. 205 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,971 THIS IS AN INTERVENTION. SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO LIKE IT. 206 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,706 YOU'RE GONNA HELP HER MEET HER MATE. 207 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,308 WHO IS MEETING THEIR MATE? 208 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,144 YEAH, "NOBABIES" DATING SITE. 209 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,411 IS THAT ACTUALLY A SITE? 210 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,180 YOU'RE ALREADY ONLINE DATING. 211 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,882 YEAH, WE'RE JUST HELPING THE PROCESS. 212 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,450 YEAH, SHUT IT DOWN. 213 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,885 REALLY? 214 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,987 I HAVE PIGTAILS IN MY PROFILE PICTURE. 215 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,422 BUT BLAIR101 LIKES THEM. 216 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,095 HE'S A LITTLE CUTE, OKAY. 217 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,965 AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE'S QUITE ATTRACTIVE. 218 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,133 HE'S ON AN ONLINE DATING SITE. 219 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,370 THAT'S NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE. 220 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:46,306 FINE, WHATEVER. SET IT UP. 221 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,975 [GASPS] YES! 222 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,343 -YUP. -NO HIKING DATES. 223 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,448 -[WATER RUNNING] -[CHATTERING] 224 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,389 -SO, IT'S OFFICIAL? -YEP. 225 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,892 UH, TECHNICALLY IT HAS TO GO THROUGH THE SYSTEM FIRST, 226 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,827 BUT I AM ON MY WAY TO BEING A DIVORCÉE. 227 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,162 MMM! 228 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,363 MMM! 229 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:15,535 -HERE'S TO FREEDOM. -TO FREEDOM. 230 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,239 MMM! SPEAKING OF MEN, HOW WAS YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT? 231 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,974 [GASPS] YES, HOW WAS IT? 232 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,910 WAS HE AS CUTE AS HIS PICTURES ONLINE? 233 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,078 ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE ADONIS THAT YOU SET ME UP WITH? 234 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,047 YOU COULD HAVE PREPARED ME. 235 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,082 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T TRANSITION ME FROM GEEKS TO GODS 236 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,283 OVERNIGHT. 237 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,886 [GIGGLES] SO HOW DID OUR MAN DO? 238 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,154 HE SEEMS GREAT. 239 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,056 I DON'T REALLY KNOW HIM, BUT, 240 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,357 HE SEEMS SWEET SO FAR. 241 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,226 [BOTH] MMM! YES! 242 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,427 YOU SEE, ALL YOU NEEDED 243 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,229 WAS NORA'S MATCHMAKING SERVICES. 244 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,531 [GASPS] MAYBE I'LL SET YOU UP NEXT. 245 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,534 NO. FOCUS ON ONE COUPLE AT A TIME, CUPID. 246 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,470 -MMM. -DON'T, WE JUST STARTED DATING. 247 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,273 YOU LOVE HIM. YOU LOVE HIM. 248 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,976 OKAY, LET'S NOT PAT OURSELVES ON THE BACK PREMATURELY. 249 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,378 -LOVE. -PLEASE, STOP. 250 00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,847 ALL RIGHT, NORA, YOU'RE ALL DONE. 251 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,081 -I'LL SEE YOU UP FRONT. -THANK YOU. 252 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,483 -YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. -THANK YOU. 253 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,153 * DARCY AND BLAIR, SITTING IN A TREE... * 254 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,455 -[BOTH] * K-I-S-S-I-N-G -THIS IS CRUEL. 255 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,024 FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, 256 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,193 -THEN COMES-- -[LAUGHING] 257 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,862 OKAY, LADIES, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK, NOW. 258 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,296 OH, CRAP, ME TOO. 259 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:21,201 -RIGHT, ME THREE. -LOVE YOU. 260 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,205 [DARCY] YOU'RE GONNA ROLL WITH THAT? OKAY. 261 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:29,009 UM, COLD. 262 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:34,214 -NO REPETITION. -OH, DAMN, PARK. 263 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:38,018 -DARCY. -OH, WOW. YOU'RE SO SMOOTH. 264 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,286 THAT'S SO SWEET. 265 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,854 THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME, "JAMBA JUICE." 266 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:45,058 [LAUGHS] OH. 267 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:49,129 -WHAT'S THIS? -THAT'S MY BUMPER STICKER. 268 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,331 -YOUR BUMPER STICKER? -YEAH, MY EX WASN'T REALLY A FAN. 269 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,565 HE KINDA SAID IT WAS LIKE 270 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,234 PUTTING A BUMPER STICKER ON A BENTLEY. 271 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,504 A BENTLEY? WELL, AT LEAST THAT'S FLATTERING. 272 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,073 YEAH, I GUESS, IF YOU LIKE GAS-GUZZLING, STATUS SYMBOLS, 273 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,274 THEN, SURE, WHY NOT? 274 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,877 SOMEBODY IS A SPITFIRE TODAY. 275 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,078 WELL, MAYBE SO. 276 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:08,015 -SO, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? -MY DEAL? 277 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,085 MM-HMM. YEAH, YOU'RE ON A DATING SITE. WHY? 278 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,154 I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION. 279 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,589 AVOIDANCE, THAT'S FINE. 280 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,326 OKAY. NO PARTICULAR REASON. 281 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:23,296 I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. 282 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:27,901 I WANT THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP THAT MY PARENTS HAVE. 283 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,370 AND UP UNTIL NOW, I DIDN'T THINK I COULD FIND THAT WITH ANYONE. 284 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,144 OKAY, NO. NO. OKAY, THAT'S LIKE THE WORST THING 285 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,046 THAT YOU COULD DO TO A PHOTOGRAPHER. 286 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,314 YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD GET USED TO BEING AROUND YOU. 287 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,250 YOU'RE KIND OF SPECIAL. 288 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,385 LIKE THIS KIND OF SPECIAL? 289 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,120 I THINK THAT IS A REALLY GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. 290 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,188 YOU SHOULD START DOING THAT MORE OFTEN. 291 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,556 THANK YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT? 292 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,259 MY NORMAL FACE DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK FOR ME. 293 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,928 I THINK IT'S PRETTY GREAT. 294 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,169 DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK INSIDE? 295 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,908 OKAY. 296 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,054 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 297 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,725 BIENVENUE Á LA MAISON DE BLAIR. 298 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,160 BLESS YOU. 299 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,362 IT MEANS WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF BLAIR. 300 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,965 [IN FRENCH ACCENT] THIS IS MY CASBAH. 301 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,633 -[CLATTERING] -[SCOFFS] 302 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,703 I BLAME YOU FOR THE GENERAL CLUMSINESS. 303 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,139 [BLAIR] MOI? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 304 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,946 -WHY? -'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS. 305 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,404 COME ON, LET'S GO. 306 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,241 [PANTING] 307 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,076 SLAVE DRIVER. 308 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,415 [CHUCKLING] 309 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:28,788 [PANTING] OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE PULL-UP BARS 310 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,290 I'M GONNA GRAB US SOME WATERS. 311 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,392 -AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. -ALL RIGHT. 312 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,427 I HATE PULL-UPS. 313 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,499 OH MY GOD! CAN I PET HIM? 314 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:43,436 -SURE. -HI, CORGI. 315 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,105 -THIS IS NUGGET. -OH, I LOVE CORGIS. 316 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,274 I FOLLOW, LIKE, 60 ON INSTAGRAM. 317 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,309 -OH, REALLY? -YOU SHOULD GET ONE. 318 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,281 MAYBE SOMEDAY. 319 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,582 YOUR DOG IS AWESOME. THANK YOU. 320 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,084 -NICE. COME ON, BUDDY. -BYE. 321 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,551 HAVE A NICE DAY. 322 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,427 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING THE WATERS. 323 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:11,131 WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW. 324 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,565 INTERRUPT WHAT? I WAS JUST PETTING A DOG. 325 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:20,373 ARE YOU KIDDING? IS THIS LIKE, A JEALOUS JOKE? 326 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:24,711 YEAH. GOTCHA. 327 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:25,712 [LAUGHS] 328 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,247 I LOVE YOU. 329 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,549 YEAH. I'M A LITTLE SWEATY THOUGH, SO... 330 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,451 RIGHT. 331 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,257 YOU KNOW, NORA? [CHUCKLES] 332 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,691 WE LIVE TOGETHER, RIGHT? 333 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,693 SO, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE FLIRTING 334 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,130 WITH ALL THESE OTHER GUYS ALL THE TIME. 335 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:47,334 -GOT IT? -OKAY. 336 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,780 [BOTH PANTING] 337 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,359 WELL, THAT WASN'T PART OF THE GAME PLAN. 338 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:16,863 I'M NOT COMPLAINING. 339 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,878 LEAVING SO SOON? I FEEL USED. 340 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,447 AREN'T WE NEEDY? I'M JUST GOING TO THE BATHROOM. 341 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,149 WELL, THEN YOU WON'T NEED THIS. 342 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,151 MAYBE I'M SHY? 343 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,720 YOU WEREN'T SO SHY FIVE MINUTES AGO. 344 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,397 DON'T RUN INTO ANYTHING. 345 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,274 EXCUSE ME, HAVING AN EMERGENCY? 346 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,843 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 347 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,780 HELLO, TO YOU, TOO. MISS ME ALREADY? 348 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,149 MMM, I CAN'T. 349 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,786 OKAY, I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 350 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,456 [DARCY] I CAN'T. 351 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,591 OKAY, YOU BROKE THE BOX, SERIOUSLY. 352 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,927 JUST GO WITH IT. IT'S A FANTASY. 353 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,495 IT'S NOT MINE. STOP. 354 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,699 BLAIR, STOP! 355 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,936 STOP. [CRYING] STOP. 356 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:36,709 STOP, STOP. STOP, STOP, PLEASE STOP. 357 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:42,282 [CRYING] 358 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,299 [ELECTRONIC VOICE] 12 NEW MESSAGES. 359 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,567 [MACHINE BEEPS] 360 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,369 [WOMAN'S VOICE] HI, SWEETIE. IT'S MOM. 361 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,704 SPAIN IS AMAZING, MAYBE WE'LL STAY. 362 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,340 SO, HOW'S THE APARTMENT HUNT GOING? 363 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,942 CALL US AND LET US KNOW HOW YOU'RE DOING, OKAY? 364 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,012 ENJOY THE HOUSE. DON'T GET TOO COMFY. 365 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,648 [MACHINE BEEPS] 366 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,850 [ADAM'S VOICE] BABY, WHERE ARE YOU? 367 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,387 -[MACHINE BEEPS] -[ADAM] OLIVIA, YOU GOT A FUCKING RESTRAINING ORDER. 368 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,389 -[BEEPS] -[ADAM] YOU BITCH! 369 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,357 [BEEPING] 370 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,625 [MACHINE BEEPS] 371 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,361 ALL YOUR MESSAGES HAVE BEEN ERASED. 372 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,745 YEAH, HI. I NEED TO REPORT A BREAK-IN. 373 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,917 [EXHALES, SIGHS] 374 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,019 JESUS. 375 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:57,590 F-- FUCK! 376 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,925 WHAT'S WRONG? 377 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,027 YOUR SHIT IS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE, OKAY? 378 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,663 I CAN'T EVEN TAKE A FUCKING PISS WITHOUT TRIPPING OVER YOUR STUFF. 379 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,064 I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING. 380 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,667 HOW MANY NAIL POLISHES DO YOU ACTUALLY NEED? 381 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,669 AS MANY AS I WANT. THAT'S MY STUFF. STOP. 382 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,905 OH, IT'S YOUR STUFF? WELL, IT'S MY HOUSE. 383 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,007 -FINALLY, YOU SAID IT. -YEAH, YEAH. I SAID IT. 384 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,643 IT'S MY HOUSE. 385 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:17,877 AND YOU'RE JUST-- YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING GUEST. 386 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,646 [COW MOOING RINGTONE PLAYS] 387 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:23,816 HELLO? ARE YOU OKAY? 388 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:27,787 YEAH, I CAN DO THAT. 389 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,690 -CAN WE JUST CONTINUE THIS-- -YEAH, LATER. 390 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:35,061 -OKAY, OKAY. -I STILL NEED TO PISS. 391 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,464 OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 392 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,731 -JUST-- -UGH, GOD. 393 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:48,641 * I CAN FEEL IT COMIN' AROUND AGAIN * 394 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:51,878 * CREEPIN' AROUND THE BEND 395 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:55,415 * THINKIN' I WAS SCOT-FREE IT WAS LOOKIN' FOR ME * 396 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,818 * DON'T LET NOBODY IN 397 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,753 * GO DOWN LIKE THAT AGAIN... * 398 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:08,961 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 399 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,029 HE WAS HERE. 400 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,030 IN THIS HOUSE. 401 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,599 IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE. 402 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,834 UGH, CREEPY. GOOD THING THEY'RE NOT HERE. 403 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,436 HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 404 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:17,737 I CAME HOME, 405 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,906 AND THIS WAS OPEN TO OUR WEDDING DAY, 406 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,808 HE BURNED A CIGARETTE IN MY FACE. 407 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,444 I'M GONNA STAY HERE WITH YOU TONIGHT. 408 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:27,414 -YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT-- -NO, THINGS ARE REALLY ROUGH WITH RYAN AND I RIGHT NOW. 409 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,915 IS IT OKAY IF I SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU? 410 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,487 LIKE OLD TIMES. 411 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,055 YEAH. 412 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:49,168 -COFFEE! OOP. -[GIGGLES] 413 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,169 HOW'D YOU SLEEP? 414 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,504 OKAY. YOU? 415 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,573 UM, AMAZING. 416 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,475 I'M PRETTY MUCH JUST GONNA HIDE YOUR MOM SOMEWHERE IN YOUR BACKYARD, 417 00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,176 AND LIVE IN HER PAJAMAS FOREVER. 418 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,978 -[LAUGHS] -YOUR DAD WON'T NOTICE. 419 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:01,648 I HAVE 17 MESSAGES FROM ADAM. 420 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,850 HMM. ONLY 17 TODAY. 421 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,852 YEAH, BUT STILL NOTHING FROM DARCY. 422 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,187 SHE DID GO ON THAT DATE WITH MR. WONDERFUL YESTERDAY. 423 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,922 MAYBE IT'S ONE OF THOSE DATES THAT NEVER ENDS. 424 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:11,591 TRUE, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING OFF ABOUT IT. 425 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:12,892 I DON'T KNOW, I'M GETTING WORRIED. 426 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,461 DON'T. WORRYING CREATES THOSE FROWN LINES, 427 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,763 AND YOU DO NOT WANT THOSE. 428 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,565 OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK, 429 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,166 I HAVE TO GET READY. 430 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:22,669 -OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STAYING, I LOVE YOU. -LOVE YOU. 431 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,771 -LET ME KNOW IF YOU HEAR FROM DARCY, OKAY? -OKAY. 432 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,138 THANK YOU. 433 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:30,543 CLEARLY, I WILL NOT BE APPLYING TO BE A BARISTA. 434 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,925 STAFF MEETING'S IN FIVE. ARE YOU COMING? 435 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,531 OH. YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS CAME. 436 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:54,000 IT WOULD APPEAR SO. 437 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:57,604 DON'T WORRY. MARRIAGE IS AN ANTIQUATED INSTITUTION, ANYWAY. 438 00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,072 EXCUSE ME? 439 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,608 YOU'RE A PERSON, NOT CHATTEL. 440 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,744 YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO BE OWNED. 441 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,580 -HOW OLD IS ADAM? -35. 442 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:08,981 [GROANS] WAY TOO OLD. 443 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:11,050 THE WORLD IS FULL OF GORGEOUS YOUNG MEN 444 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,953 WHO ARE VERY EAGER TO PLEASE. 445 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,054 REALLY? 446 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:16,789 LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE GORGEOUS. 447 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,558 YOU DESERVE TO BE WORSHIPPED. 448 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,860 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST-- 449 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:23,663 LET ME SHOW YOU JAVIER, MY CUB. 450 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:26,733 HE'S 26. 451 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,636 WHEN HE ROLLS HIS "R's," YOU CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT. 452 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,103 IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S PURRING. 453 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,106 NOT THAT ONE,. 454 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:37,043 NOT THAT ONE, EITHER. 455 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:45,117 * OH, UH, OH 456 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,187 * OH, UH, OH 457 00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:13,613 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. 458 00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:16,215 HEY, YOU. 459 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,618 SHIT. 460 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:21,754 -ARE YOU READY? -OH, I'M SO SORRY. 461 00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:24,156 -YOU'RE KIDDING ME. -OH, I COMPLETELY FORGOT. 462 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:27,727 I-- I SET THIS INTERVIEW UP FOR YOU LIKE A MONTH AGO. 463 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,629 OKAY, WE'VE GOT LIKE, 5 MINUTES. 464 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:31,297 I'M HONESTLY NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING READY. 465 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,766 I DON'T HAVE MY RESUME, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE PAPER TO PRINT IT ON. 466 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,835 OKAY, SO, SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM? 467 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,004 OKAY, BECAUSE THIS WAS A FAVOR FOR ME. 468 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,839 TELL THEM I CAME DOWN WITH SOMETHING. 469 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,008 WITH THIS MUCH NOTICE? 470 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,811 FOOD POISONING? 471 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,216 DID YOU JUST GET YOUR HAIR DONE? 472 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:54,186 -YOU NOTICED. -NO, NO, NO. DON'T. 473 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:58,925 LOOK, I PUT MY ASS ON THE LINE FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT? 474 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,661 WITH A CLIENT OF MINE, SO THAT YOU COULD GET AN INTERVIEW, 475 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:04,263 AND YOU FORGET, BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HAIR DONE. 476 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,198 UGH! HEY. 477 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,367 DON'T BE ANGRY. 478 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,137 I'M NOT ANGRY, ALL RIGHT, I'M-- I'M JUST-- 479 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,606 I'M DISAPPOINTED. 480 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,782 [DOOR OPENS, SHUTS] 481 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,095 DO YOU HAVE HER SPARE KEY? 482 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,164 NO, WE DROVE ALL THE WAY HERE, AND I FORGOT HER SPARE KEY. 483 00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:41,668 BECAUSE THAT ISN'T TOTALLY SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO? 484 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:43,202 MAYBE SHE'S DEAD. 485 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,904 DON'T EVEN SAY SHIT LIKE THAT. 486 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,172 WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HER IN TWO DAYS. 487 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:48,074 LIGHTEN UP, WARDEN. 488 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,677 -WE NEVER GO TWO DAYS. -YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE MY MOTHER. 489 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:51,978 OH, WHO WOULD CALL THE POLICE 490 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:53,746 AFTER NOT HEARING FROM YOU IN ONE DAY? 491 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,414 AND SEE HOW TEDIOUS THAT GETS? 492 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,849 * ONE OF THESE DAYS 493 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:59,919 * THE LOVE I GAVE YOU 494 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,722 * IS GONNA TURN... 495 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:08,761 -OOH, SPOOKY. -* ALL OF THOSE GOOD WARM FEELINGS * 496 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,363 DARCE? DARCY? 497 00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:13,332 I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU JUMP OUT AND SCARE ME... 498 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:19,939 * AND YOU'RE GONNA CRY... 499 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,912 DARCY? 500 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:28,014 DARCY? 501 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,449 -[GASPS] -IT'S OKAY, IT'S JUST US. 502 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:34,787 DARCY, ARE YOU OKAY? 503 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,723 NO, NO, NO. WE'RE GETTING UP AND GOING TO BREAKFAST. 504 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,925 GO GET IN THE SHOWER. 505 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,327 [MUTTERS] 506 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,996 SHOWER, NOW. YOU STINK. 507 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,031 RUDE! 508 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:48,868 * AND YOU'RE GONNA CRY 509 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:53,405 * LIKE A BABY, BABY 510 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:58,044 * CRY 511 00:27:58,077 --> 00:28:01,380 * LIKE A NEWBORN CHILD... 512 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:04,884 [PANTING] 513 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:10,156 * I WISH THAT I COULD TELL YOU IT ISN'T GONNA HURT... * 514 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:19,966 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO HER? 515 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:21,901 NOTHING GOOD. 516 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:25,872 * AND STILL 517 00:28:25,905 --> 00:28:30,476 * YOU'RE GONNA CRY 518 00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:35,347 * LIKE A BABY, BABY... 519 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,483 [DARCY] SO THEY DRIVE ME TO THE WAFFLE HOUSE, 520 00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:40,820 WHERE MY EX'S GIRLFRIEND IS FORCED TO WAIT ON US. 521 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:43,055 THAT'S USUALLY GOOD FOR A LAUGH. 522 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:44,857 WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 523 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:47,426 -COFFEE. -YOU'RE NOT JUST HAVING COFFEE. 524 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:50,997 COFFEE, BLACK, LIKE MY SOUL. 525 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:54,266 I DIDN'T KNOW WE DECIDED TO BE EMO THIS MORNING. 526 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,168 UM, WE'RE BOTH GONNA HAVE BACON AND EGGS, 527 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,470 OVER EASY, WITH A SIDE OF TOAST. 528 00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:01,307 -AND THEN FOR THE TOAST, CAN YOU DO WHEAT? -YEAH. 529 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:02,942 AND SLIGHTLY TOASTED, 530 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:05,244 SO, NOT LIGHTLY, SLIGHTLY. 531 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,979 AND UM, A SIDE OF BUTTER. 532 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:09,015 WHAT KIND OF BUTTER DO YOU HAVE? 533 00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,449 -[WAITRESS] EXCUSE ME? -[OLIVIA] NO, I MEAN, IS IT SALTED, 534 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,018 -OR UNSALTED? -[WAITRESS] IT'S A DINER. 535 00:29:12,051 --> 00:29:14,086 -[OLIVIA] SO, SALTED BUTTER? -[WAITRESS] SURE. 536 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,955 -OKAY, NO BUTTER, THEN. -OKAY. 537 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:18,224 CAN I HAVE THE BIG DELUXE BREAKFAST, 538 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:21,493 -WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF BACON? -GOT IT. 539 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:23,095 AND THE BACON-- COULD I HAVE IT LIKE, A CHEWY, 540 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,832 -NOT SUPER CRISPY? -CHEWY, NOT SUPER CRISPY. 541 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:28,067 [DARCY] SHE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO SPIT IN OUR FOOD THIS TIME. 542 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,237 UM, WE'D ALSO LIKE SEPARATE CHECKS. 543 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,239 OF COURSE YOU WOULD. 544 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,874 OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON? 545 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,042 I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 546 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,343 YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 547 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,211 YOU SPEND TWO DAYS IN THE SAME CLOTHES, 548 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:40,913 I DON'T SEE HOW MY PERSONAL HYGIENE CHOICES 549 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,915 HAVE ANY IMPACT ON YOU. 550 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,216 WHEN YOU SMELL LIKE YOU DID, 551 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,085 YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON. 552 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,387 SO JUST TELL US WHAT IT IS, AND MAYBE WE CAN HELP YOU, 553 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:50,489 -THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. -YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS WITH YOU. 554 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,133 JESUS, LIV. 555 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:12,344 [GASPS, CRIES] 556 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:13,579 [KNOCKING] 557 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:16,983 [NORA] I COME IN PEACE. 558 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:20,920 YOU'RE HERE TO INTERROGATE ME? 559 00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:24,323 NO, BUT, SHE'S RIGHT, RIGHT? 560 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:25,524 HERE WE GO. 561 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:26,625 JUST SAY IT SUPER QUICK. 562 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:27,894 LIKE RIPPING OFF A BAND-AID. 563 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:29,996 BOOM, DONE, GO. 564 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:31,530 AND, GO! 565 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,065 I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU. 566 00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:35,001 [NORA] THIS IS HARSH. 567 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,970 WE DID IT. 568 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,438 BLAIR AND I. 569 00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,040 AND THIS IS A BAD THING? 570 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:46,412 THEN HE FORCED ME TO DO IT AGAIN. 571 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:49,248 YOU'RE SAYING HE RAPED YOU? 572 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:52,451 I GUESS IN THEORY, THAT'S THE CORRECT TERMINOLOGY. 573 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:55,021 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 574 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,055 EVERYTHING WAS FINE, 575 00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:59,391 THEN I GOT UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, 576 00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:04,496 AND I-- I SAID NO, AND HE DID IT ANYWAY. 577 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,934 [NORA] ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 578 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,236 I'M SORRY, I KNOW I CAN BE PUSHY SOMETIMES-- 579 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:14,206 -HE RAPED HER! -PLEASE, SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD. 580 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,543 -I'M NOT THE WORLD. -YEAH, I KNOW. 581 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:20,646 BUT CAN WE PLEASE NOT PHRASE IT LIKE THAT? 582 00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:23,582 SORRY, BUT HOW ELSE DO YOU WANT THAT PHRASED? 583 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,985 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I MISUNDERSTOOD. 584 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:29,455 OR MAYBE HE MISUNDERSTOOD THE MEANING OF THE WORD, "NO." 585 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:30,889 UM, YEAH, JUST A SECOND. WE'RE LEAVING. 586 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,230 WE COULD GO TO THE COPS. 587 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:39,999 DO I GET TO BE A PART OF THIS DECISION? 588 00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:41,333 WELL, WE SHOULD REPORT THIS. 589 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:42,634 -DO YOU WANT TO CALL, OR SHOULD I? -HELLO? 590 00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:44,070 I'LL DO IT. OKAY, I'M SORRY-- 591 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:46,205 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA TELL THEM? 592 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:49,375 "OH, HI, OFFICER, MY FRIEND WAS RAPED BY THE GUY THAT SHE WAS SEEING. 593 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,177 PROOF? OH WAIT, THERE ISN'T ANY, 594 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:52,611 BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID SHE SHOWER, 595 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:55,114 BUT SHE HAD SEX WITH HIM PRIOR. 596 00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,383 OH, AND IT HAPPENED TWO DAYS AGO." 597 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,551 IT'S A GOOD ONE. YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT. 598 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,720 -SHIT. -YEAH, CASE CLOSED. 599 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,555 CONVERSATION DONE. COMMENCE MOVING ON. 600 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,957 YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US THAT 601 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,458 BEFORE I THREW YOU INTO THE SHOWER. 602 00:32:06,492 --> 00:32:07,659 IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE, 603 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:09,228 WOULD IT HAVE MATTERED ANYWAY? 604 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,163 HOW DO YOU PROVE THAT YOU WERE RAPED BY A GUY 605 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:12,464 THAT YOU'VE ALREADY HAD SEX WITH? 606 00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:15,667 [PHONE RINGS] 607 00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:21,107 HELLO? NO, IT'S JUST ME AND THE GIRLS. 608 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:26,712 OH, MY GOD, SERIOUSLY? 609 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,580 THEY WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED ME. 610 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,582 IT WOULDN'T HAVE HURT TO TRY. 611 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:32,284 IT WOULDN'T HAVE HURT YOU. 612 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:36,555 I KNOW I PUSH YOU SOMETIMES, BUT, 613 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,190 IT'S JUST BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU, 614 00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:40,726 AND I WANT YOU TO BE PROTECTED. 615 00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:42,594 I WANT HIM TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, 616 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:44,196 TO JUST LIKE WALK OUT INTO A WORLD, 617 00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:46,165 AND LIKE, NOT FEEL SAFE ANYWHERE. 618 00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:48,567 -SHH. -WHAT'D I MISS? 619 00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,104 I WANT HIM TO PAY. 620 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:54,440 -CALLING THE COPS. -NO. 621 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,008 SO, NOT CALLING THE COPS. 622 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:59,045 NO, WE KNOW HOW USELESS THEY CAN BE. 623 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:00,312 WE'RE GONNA DO IT OURSELVES. 624 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:01,713 OOH, DIY PROJECT. 625 00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:03,715 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, "DO IT OURSELVES"? 626 00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:06,018 I WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL THE WAY THAT I FEEL NOW. 627 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:08,054 WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE? 628 00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:11,123 LET'S JUST GIVE HIM WHAT HE GAVE ME. 629 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:14,560 AND THEN HE'LL NEVER FORGET. 630 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:24,203 * HEY BOYZ, I GOT MAGIC * 631 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:26,605 * YOU GOT TALENT 632 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:30,776 * WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN A SECOND * 633 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:33,345 * THAT'S SWEETER THAN HONEY 634 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:35,814 * COME ON, SONNY 635 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,749 * WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY * 636 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:53,632 * DAMN, BOYZ, WE YOU GOTTA BE MOVING FAST * 637 00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:55,601 * 'CAUSE YOU'RE BLOCKING TRAFFIC * 638 00:33:55,634 --> 00:34:00,339 * AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GO ON THE MAINSTREAM RADIO * 639 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:03,109 * THESE DAYS YOU GOTTA BE MOVING FAST * 640 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:05,244 * SIPPIN' UP SPEED CRAZIES * 641 00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:07,313 * 'CAUSE WE ARE HERE ABOUT TO * 642 00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:09,515 * LOSE CONTROL.. 643 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:13,552 LEAVING SOON. 644 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:16,588 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON GOING OUT LIKE THAT. 645 00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:19,291 I HOPE THAT'S NOT YOU IMPLYING I SHOULD CHANGE. 646 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:20,726 NOPE, NOT AT ALL. 647 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:22,561 I JUST WASN'T AWARE THAT WAS THE TYPE OF ATTENTION 648 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,296 YOU WERE LOOKING TO ATTRACT WHEN YOU GO OUT. 649 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:28,100 -IT'S JUST A DRESS, RYAN. -[RYAN] IF YOU SAY SO. 650 00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:29,368 IF YOU THINK I LOOK GOOD, 651 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:30,536 YOU COULD TRY PAYING ME A COMPLIMENT 652 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,538 INSTEAD OF SUGGESTING I CHANGE. 653 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,209 YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD. YOU LOOK CHEAP. 654 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:39,311 [RECORD STOPS] 655 00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:40,546 FUCK YOU. 656 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:41,880 YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, 657 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,549 I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE. 658 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:46,718 OKAY, YOU KNOW, YOU ACT REALLY RIGHTEOUS 659 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,854 FOR SOMEONE WHO JUST LOST THEIR JOB OVER DONUTS. 660 00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:52,358 YOU'RE A REAL ACTIVIST. 661 00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:53,425 JUST REMEMBER WHO'S FOOTING THE BILL 662 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,694 FOR YOUR SO-CALLED LIFE. 663 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:59,298 WHEN DID YOU BECOME SUCH A SMALL PERSON? 664 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:12,378 [MUSIC STARTS AGAIN] 665 00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:16,548 * BLOW THE HOUSE DOWN 666 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:21,687 * FROM THE FRONT ROW 667 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,655 [CAR HORN HONKS] 668 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,824 * I GOT MAGIC 669 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:26,825 * YOU GOT TALENT... 670 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:28,627 [CAR HORN HONKS] 671 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,762 * WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN A SECOND... * 672 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,533 YOU DRIVE. 673 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:37,603 OH, BY ALL MEANS, HONK. ALERT THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD. 674 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,571 COVERT OPERATION IN PROGRESS. 675 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:40,706 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 676 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:43,475 [LAUGHTER] 677 00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:45,911 -LET'S RIDE. -YEAH. 678 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:56,388 CAN YOU MAKE IT QUICK? 679 00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:57,823 I DON'T WANT TO BE SITTING IN A PARKED CAR 680 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,858 IN A DARK ALLEY LIKE A DRUG DEALER ALL NIGHT. 681 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,493 YOU GOT IT. 682 00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:14,573 * YOU'RE STILL HERE... 683 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:17,276 DAMN, LOOK AT YOU. 684 00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:19,445 -LOOKIN' GOOD. -THANK YOU, DAVID. 685 00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:20,879 YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SING STEVIE WONDER SONGS. 686 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:22,414 GIVE ME A TWIRL, GIVE ME A TWIRL. 687 00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:24,616 MMM! MAKE ME MAKE MY ANGRY FACE. 688 00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:26,518 -[GRUNTS] -[LAUGHS] 689 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:27,719 GET IN THERE. 690 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:31,923 AW, YOU ARE A SWEET, SWEET, MAN. 691 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:35,394 "YOU ARE A SWEET, SWEET, MAN." 692 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:36,395 WELL, HE IS. 693 00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:37,729 DROOLING ALL OVER YOU. 694 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:40,198 JUST GO FIND BLAIR. 695 00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:54,280 [MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO] 696 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:04,256 * RUSHING THROUGH THE TREES * 697 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:09,561 * YOU'RE EVERY BREATH THAT I BREATHE... * 698 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:15,667 [MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS] 699 00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:20,339 * ...AVAILABLE TO YOU 700 00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:23,609 * TILL NOW, IT WAS NEVER REAL... * 701 00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:25,043 [CHANGING STATIONS] 702 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,978 * I WISH YOU'D DIE 703 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,814 * FUCKIN' WISH YOU'D DIE 704 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:32,050 * DIE, DIE, DIE, MOTHERFUCKER DIE... * 705 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,820 * IT'S ALL I THINK ABOUT 706 00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:36,555 * THE DREAM THAT KEEPS ME AWAKE * 707 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:40,292 * IT WON'T LET ME GO IT'S EVERYDAY... * 708 00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:41,560 HEY. 709 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,962 MY NAMES JUE. THAT'S SPELLED J-U-E. 710 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:45,397 NOT J-E-W. 711 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:47,032 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 712 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:49,835 THAT'S REALLY WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GO WITH? 713 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,338 HEY! 714 00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:55,040 * OH REVENGE, IT IS SO SWEET * 715 00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:58,644 * SO I CALLED YOU UP, SAID, "HEY BABE, LET'S MEET" * 716 00:37:58,677 --> 00:38:01,447 * "I NEED A TASTE OF YOUR SWEET MEAT" * 717 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,949 * WHEN YOU GOT THERE I TIED UP YOUR HANDS AND YOUR FEET * 718 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:08,720 * AND WHEN YOU SAY "NO" 719 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:12,491 * I'LL SAY "I DON'T THINK SO..." * 720 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:13,792 HEY! 721 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:17,629 DO YOU MIND? 722 00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:19,064 OOPS, I'M-- I'M SORRY. 723 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:21,933 * YOU HAVE PLAYED RIGHT IN MY HANDS * 724 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:24,035 * NOW I'M GONNA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND... * 725 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:28,607 [MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED] 726 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,644 * AND TODAY AIN'T FADING FAST * 727 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,813 * BUT I KNOW IT WON'T LAST 728 00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:40,952 * WATCH THESE WALLS FALL AWAY, AWAY, AWAY... * 729 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,120 -OH, OH MY GOD. -OH,NO. 730 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,590 I'M SO HORRIFICALLY SORRY. 731 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:46,358 -GOD THAT... -BITCH. 732 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:48,460 YEAH, THAT AND A MEDLEY OF OTHER COLORFUL WORDS. 733 00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:49,795 HERE, LET ME, UM... 734 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:52,664 OH, NO, THANKS, I-- I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 735 00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:54,800 [CHUCKLING] I GOT IT. THANKS. 736 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,468 [GROANS] 737 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,438 GOD, I AM TERRIBLE IN CROWDS. 738 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,807 -EXCUSE ME, WHAT IS-- -SHE IS ABOUT TO TELL HIM 739 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,510 THAT HE IS GOING TO BE A DADDY, AGAIN. 740 00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:08,514 I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU BEING TERRIBLE ANYWHERE. 741 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:10,048 AREN'T YOU SUAVE? 742 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:11,650 HOW ABOUT I BUY YOU A DRINK? 743 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:14,453 WHY NOT? UM, I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER. 744 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:15,754 [BARTENDER] YOU GOT IT, BABE. ONE BEER. 745 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:19,991 -SO, LET'S PLAY A GAME. -I LIKE GAMES. 746 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:22,861 HOW ABOUT YOU GUESS HOW MANY MONTHS I'VE BEEN SINGLE, 747 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:24,896 AND IF YOU'RE RIGHT, I'LL CHUG MY BEER, 748 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,765 IF YOU'RE WRONG, 749 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:29,635 YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHOT FOR EVERY MONTH I'VE BEEN SINGLE. 750 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:30,969 YOU'VE GOT A DEAL. 751 00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:32,638 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THAT. 752 00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:35,541 I HOPE SO. [LAUGHING] 753 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:37,743 CARLOS, COULD YOU LINE UP SOME GLASSES? 754 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,417 THANKS. 755 00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:46,952 YOU KNOW, I COULD GET USED TO BEING AROUND YOU. 756 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,787 YOU'RE KINDA SPECIAL. 757 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:52,057 WELL, SAVE THE CHARM. AND TAKE A GUESS, SIR. 758 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,061 THREE MONTHS. 759 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:58,797 [LAUGHS] WAY WRONG. 760 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,766 THREE SHOTS OF TEQUILA, PLEASE. 761 00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:07,573 HERE'S TO SPILT BEER. 762 00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:19,084 * KEEP WALKING WHEN YOU LOSE HOPE...* 763 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:21,887 * KEEP WALKING STAND UP... * 764 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,155 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 765 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,760 [DARCY] DID IT WORK? IT DIDN'T, DID IT? 766 00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:31,630 HE'S NOT INTO HER. 767 00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:33,164 OH, NO, HE'S INTO HER. 768 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:36,034 IT'S THE GREATEST ACCIDENTAL FIRST DATE I'VE SEEN. 769 00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:39,471 YEAH. HE'S GOOD WITH FIRSTS-- FIRST DATES, FIRST KISSES, 770 00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:40,772 FIRST RAPES. 771 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,641 WE'RE READY. ARE YOU GOOD TO GO? 772 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:45,511 YEAH. COMING NOW. 773 00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:47,979 [SIGHS] 774 00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:50,682 SOMEBODY REBOUNDS FAST. 775 00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:52,818 SPECIAL, MY ASS. 776 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:03,094 * KEEP WALKING, STAND UP RE-LOAD... * 777 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:04,262 [PATRONS LAUGHING] 778 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,731 [CLINKING] 779 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:07,232 * KEEP WALKIN'... 780 00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:09,267 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? YOU WANNA GET OUT OF HERE? 781 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,737 -WE CAN GET A RIDE TO-- -MY PLACE? 782 00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:14,139 YEAH. 783 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:15,807 LET'S GO. 784 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:22,180 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 785 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:25,150 [PATRONS CHATTERING] 786 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,924 MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT ONE HOME SAFE. 787 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,560 [DAVID] AW, LEAVING SO SOON? 788 00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:36,562 I KNOW. GIRLS NIGHT HAS TO CONTINUE ELSEWHERE. 789 00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:39,698 -ALL RIGHT. -THANK YOU. 790 00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:41,800 ALWAYS A PLEASURE. 791 00:41:45,737 --> 00:41:47,639 [DARCY] THE PLAN WAS SIMPLE. 792 00:41:47,673 --> 00:41:49,575 DUMP HIM IN THE DESERT WITHOUT HIS CLOTHES, 793 00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:51,843 SO HE HAD TO HITCH BACK TO TOWN NAKED. 794 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:01,920 IT'S OFFICIAL-- MY ASS IS GOING NUMB. 795 00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:05,256 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE UNGLAMOROUS PART OF THIS MISSION. 796 00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:08,126 I WENT FROM BOND GIRL TO BABYSITTER. 797 00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:11,196 DO WE HAVE AN E.T.A. ON OUR MYSTERY DESTINATION? 798 00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,298 YEAH-- SOON. 799 00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:18,737 ARE YOU SERIOUSLY EATING NUTTY NUTTERS RIGHT NOW? 800 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:19,905 HOE-ING MAKES HER HUNGRY, 801 00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:21,339 A MISSION OF THIS MAGNITUDE, 802 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:22,741 REQUIRES SNACKS. 803 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,976 OKAY, FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND. 804 00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:27,078 THIS CULINARY DELIGHT THAT I AM CURRENTLY CONSUMING 805 00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:29,014 IS FOR THE BENEFIT OF THIS GROUP. 806 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,017 SO I CAN BE A FULLY FUNCTIONING-- 807 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,685 OKAY, CAN'T-- CAN'T BREATHE, CAN'T MOVE. 808 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,253 BLAIR. CAN'T MOVE. 809 00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:36,722 THIS IS OFFICIALLY NOT SEXY, OR FUNNY. 810 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:38,256 UGH, I CAN'T BREATHE. 811 00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:40,025 IF YOU CAN YELL, YOU CAN DEFINITELY BREATHE. 812 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,794 JUST HELP HER. 813 00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:43,729 UGH. 814 00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:49,267 [SIRENS WAILING] 815 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,268 YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. 816 00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:51,369 SIT HIM UPRIGHT. 817 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,204 IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S LIGHT. 818 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:57,075 -USE YOUR SOFTBALL ARMS. -HEY, NORA JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT. 819 00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:58,376 [SIRENS WAILING] 820 00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,012 [GRUNTS] 821 00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:04,983 [SIREN WAILS] 822 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:17,195 SHIT. 823 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,913 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION? 824 00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:40,786 THANKS. 825 00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:45,323 YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER? 826 00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:48,660 YOU WERE SWERVING SLIGHTLY. 827 00:43:48,694 --> 00:43:51,196 REALLY? [GIGGLES] 828 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:56,267 -HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? -NO. 829 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:59,738 -YOU SURE? -POSITIVE. 830 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:01,439 WHERE YOU ALL COMING FROM? 831 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,274 BARMAGGEDON. 832 00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:05,076 BUT YOU WEREN'T DRINKING AT THIS BAR? 833 00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:07,145 I DROVE TO PICK UP MY DRUNK MISCREANT FRIENDS. 834 00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:12,250 [TAPS ON GLASS] 835 00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:16,054 -THIS TRUE? -[SLURRING] NUTTY NUTTERS TASTE LIKE PEANUT BUTTERS! 836 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,758 I CAN'T. 837 00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:21,192 ONE AND DONE, THEY TASTE SO FUN. 838 00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:23,929 HOW ABOUT THAT? IT'S BETTER THAN CRACK. 839 00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:27,198 I REALLY CAN'T-- I'M ALLERGIC. 840 00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:29,100 BUMMER! 841 00:44:31,302 --> 00:44:34,339 I MIGHT NEED TO ASK YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE CAR. 842 00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:38,409 -ARE YOU KIDDING? -NOPE. 843 00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:40,879 [SIGHS] 844 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:49,020 OH, MY GOD. 845 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,095 NOW, IF YOU CAN PLEASE WALK INTO A STRAIGHT LINE 846 00:44:57,128 --> 00:44:58,764 TOWARDS ME. 847 00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:01,266 -REALLY? -YES, MA'AM. 848 00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,737 AND, TURN AROUND AND WALK BACK. 849 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:13,011 STAND WITH YOUR FEET TOGETHER. 850 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,279 LIFT YOUR RIGHT FOOT. 851 00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:18,316 FEET BACK TOGETHER. 852 00:45:18,349 --> 00:45:21,019 NOW, TILT YOUR HEAD BACK, CLOSE YOUR EYES, 853 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:24,122 TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR RIGHT INDEX FINGER. 854 00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:25,924 [SIGHS] 855 00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:27,458 [POLICE OFFICER] MA'AM, THAT'S NOT YOUR INDEX FINGER. 856 00:45:27,492 --> 00:45:30,929 OKAY, QUITE FRANKLY, I'M FEELING SLIGHTLY HARASSED. 857 00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:33,298 I ATTEMPT TO KEEP SOME DRUNK CITIZENS OFF THE STREET, 858 00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:35,400 AND THIS IS HOW I GET REPAID, 859 00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:38,469 PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE JUST LET THEM MOW DOWN A COUPLE PEDESTRIANS. 860 00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:42,240 RECITE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS. 861 00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:44,409 OKAY, YOU WANNA KNOW? I CAN'T DO THAT. 862 00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:47,979 AND ONLY A DRUNK PERSON WOULD EVEN ATTEMPT THAT. 863 00:45:48,013 --> 00:45:51,950 THIS DOES NOT QUALIFY AS FLYING UNDER THE RADAR. 864 00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:54,319 AT LEAST SHE IS ACTUALLY SOBER. 865 00:46:04,229 --> 00:46:05,563 WHAT HAPPENED? 866 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,033 -WE TRADED NUMBERS. -[NORA] PLAYA, PLAYA. 867 00:46:08,066 --> 00:46:09,034 [LAUGHING] OH, MY GOD. 868 00:46:09,067 --> 00:46:10,401 STILL GOT IT. 869 00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:12,537 -OKAY, CAN YOU NOT? -CAN YOU STOP, PLEASE? 870 00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:13,972 -[SIREN WAILS] -DO NOT WAVE! 871 00:46:14,005 --> 00:46:15,907 -DO NOT. -[GIGGLING] 872 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:22,447 -NORA. -YES, SIR? 873 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,084 -WHY WON'T THE CAR START? -I DON'T KNOW. 874 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:28,586 I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE THE ONE DRIVING. 875 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,588 HOW LONG HAS THAT LIGHT BEEN ON? 876 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,058 I THINK, LIKE, A COUPLE MONTHS. 877 00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:36,094 YOU'VE HAD YOUR "CHECK ENGINE" LIGHT ON FOR A COUPLE MONTHS? 878 00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:37,929 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT'S A "CHECK ENGINE" LIGHT? 879 00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:39,097 -[GROANS] -WHAT? 880 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:40,298 IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE TELLS YOU 881 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:42,033 WHAT ANY OF THOSE LIGHTS MEAN. 882 00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:44,069 OKAY, WHAT NOW? 883 00:46:44,102 --> 00:46:45,871 ABANDON SHIP? 884 00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:47,873 UM, WE ARE NOT LEAVING MY CAR ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. 885 00:46:47,906 --> 00:46:49,507 SOMETIMES IT JUST NEEDS A COUPLE MINUTES TO COOL DOWN. 886 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:51,209 -A COUPLE? -LIKE, 20. 887 00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:52,878 YOU'RE RIGHT-- LET'S SIT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD 888 00:46:52,911 --> 00:46:53,744 WITH THE RAPIST WE KIDNAPPED, 889 00:46:53,778 --> 00:46:56,181 UNTIL HE WAKES UP, OR WE FIND A TOW? 890 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:58,816 -FINE. -LET'S JUST GET HIM OUT AND SET HIM UP HERE. 891 00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:09,527 [OLIVIA] OH, MY GOD, 892 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,863 -GIVE ME FIRST. -OH NO, PLEASE CONTINUE TO TEXT. 893 00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:14,365 -OKAY. -WATCH HIS PENIS. 894 00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:16,902 [MUTTERING] 895 00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:18,036 [GROANS] 896 00:47:18,069 --> 00:47:19,504 -OR WE GET UNDER. -DO YOU HAVE HIM? 897 00:47:19,537 --> 00:47:21,940 -I'M UNDER. -[GRUNTS] 898 00:47:21,973 --> 00:47:23,875 OKAY. 899 00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:26,912 THIS WON'T ATTRACT ANY ATTENTION. 900 00:47:26,945 --> 00:47:28,279 WE ALREADY GOT PULLED OVER. 901 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:30,215 I THINK WE'RE THROUGH THE WORST OF IT. 902 00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:31,516 IT'S NOT THE DESERT, BUT IT'LL DO. 903 00:47:33,218 --> 00:47:36,287 I THINK WE'RE SAFE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 904 00:47:36,321 --> 00:47:38,189 YOU LOOK MARVELOUS. 905 00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:39,657 -WAIT-- -JESUS, NORA, 906 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,459 IT LOOKS LIKE A 500 POUND COMPUTER PROGRAMMER 907 00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:43,394 LIVES IN YOUR TRUNK. 908 00:47:43,428 --> 00:47:45,596 THE LAST ACCENT PIECE. 909 00:47:50,001 --> 00:47:52,103 "I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP, MR. DeMILLE." 910 00:47:52,137 --> 00:47:53,338 LOVELY, HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAN HIT 911 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:54,372 "THE MAN HOLE" WHEN WE'RE FINISHED. 912 00:47:54,405 --> 00:47:56,174 I DO WHAT I CAN. 913 00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:07,318 [PHONE RINGS] 914 00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:09,054 [PHONE RINGS] 915 00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:17,963 [COYOTE HOWLS] 916 00:48:26,304 --> 00:48:28,306 GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE GYM FOR THE NEXT WEEK. 917 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:30,041 YEAH, WELL, BUT YOU'RE NOT TONING YOUR ARMS. 918 00:48:30,075 --> 00:48:31,943 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS AND THE ARM JOKES AND ME? 919 00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:35,080 -OH, COME ON. -I WANT AN APOLOGY. 920 00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:37,482 -OH, HE'S BUCKING. -OH, OH, HEY, WHOA. 921 00:48:37,515 --> 00:48:42,053 WHAT THE FUCK? 922 00:48:42,087 --> 00:48:43,421 AND HE'S OUT. 923 00:48:43,454 --> 00:48:44,489 I THOUGHT I WAS THE CLUMSY ONE. 924 00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:45,590 [PHONE RINGS] 925 00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:47,225 DON'T YOU DARE ANSWER THAT. 926 00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:48,426 I DON'T WANT TO. IT'S PROBABLY JUST RYAN. 927 00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:50,495 SHOULD WE JUST, DO IT HERE? 928 00:48:50,528 --> 00:48:53,698 IT'S NOT GONNA GET HIM ON THE SEX OFFENDERS REGISTRY OR ANYTHING. 929 00:48:53,731 --> 00:48:56,301 I COULD SETTLE FOR HUMILIATION AND DUSTY NUTS. 930 00:48:56,334 --> 00:48:58,369 [CHUCKLES] THAT'LL BE THE TITLE OF HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY. 931 00:48:58,403 --> 00:49:00,371 "DUSTY NUTS." 932 00:49:00,405 --> 00:49:03,341 I THINK HE'S OUT. WE COULD PRETTY MUCH DO ANYTHING WE WANT TO HIM. 933 00:49:03,374 --> 00:49:05,010 I SAY WE BRAND HIM. 934 00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:06,311 DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A BRANDING IRON 935 00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:07,979 IN YOUR TRUNK, AS WELL? 936 00:49:08,013 --> 00:49:09,547 I'M NOT ABOVE ETCHING, "RAPIST" ON HIS STOMACH. 937 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,116 NO, LET'S STICK TO THE PLAN. 938 00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:13,084 I WOULD RATHER NOT ADD ASSAULT AND BATTERY 939 00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:14,219 TO THE LIST, WITH KIDNAPPING. 940 00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:15,420 DO YOU HAVE THE SCISSORS? 941 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:16,988 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THEM? 942 00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:18,523 CUT HIS CLOTHES OFF. 943 00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:20,225 IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE HIM HITCH BACK NAKED 944 00:49:20,258 --> 00:49:21,392 IN SUNGLASSES AND A FEATHER BOA, 945 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:23,628 HE NEEDS TO BE NAKED. 946 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:24,996 WE'RE NOT GOING TO PHYSICALLY UNDRESS HIM 947 00:49:25,030 --> 00:49:26,164 I DON'T NEED TO REMINISCE. 948 00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:28,566 I'M JUST GONNA CUT HIS CLOTHES OFF. 949 00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:30,335 WELL, I FORGOT THEM. 950 00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:34,172 OKAY, JUST SIT HIM UP, AND I WILL TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF. 951 00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:37,042 -[GROANS] -[BLAIR GROANS] 952 00:49:37,075 --> 00:49:40,511 -[GASPS] OH, GOD. -WHAT, WHAT? 953 00:49:40,545 --> 00:49:41,746 OH, JUST-- COME HERE. 954 00:49:41,779 --> 00:49:44,049 OH, GOD. WHAT NOW? 955 00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:49,220 I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORRY 956 00:49:49,254 --> 00:49:51,089 ABOUT HUMILIATING HIM ANYMORE. 957 00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:52,190 GOD. 958 00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:54,059 OKAY, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 959 00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:55,760 -IS HE BREATHING? -YEAH. 960 00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:57,495 MAYBE THROUGH THE GIANT HOLE IN THE CENTER OF HIS FACE. 961 00:49:57,528 --> 00:50:00,265 SO, HE'S DEAD? LIKE, DEAD, DEAD? 962 00:50:00,298 --> 00:50:01,599 WHAT OTHER KIND IS THERE? 963 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:03,234 DEAD IS A PRETTY DEFINITIVE WORD TO USE. 964 00:50:03,268 --> 00:50:05,703 [DARCY] SEE, THIS IS WHY I DON'T ONLINE DATE. 965 00:50:05,736 --> 00:50:08,439 -IT'S TOO MUCH WORK. -[PHONE RINGS] 966 00:50:08,473 --> 00:50:09,707 GOD, CAN RYAN TAKE A HINT? 967 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:11,642 PSYCHOTIC, MUCH? 968 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,544 OKAY, WE ARE STANDING OVER THE DEAD BODY OF YOUR LAST DATE, 969 00:50:13,578 --> 00:50:15,346 SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT START WITH ME. 970 00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:16,681 SO, WE'RE NOT WORRIED THAT HE'S A TAD POSSESSIVE? 971 00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:18,549 HE GETS WORRIED ABOUT ME. 972 00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:20,551 YEAH, I BET HE'S REAL CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR WELFARE. 973 00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:22,420 [SIGHS] YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HE IS. 974 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:23,721 ALL THE GOOD STUFF HE DOES. 975 00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:25,790 RIGHT, WE DON'T, SO TELL US. 976 00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:27,558 HE'S BEEN SUPPORTING ME SINCE I LOST MY JOB. 977 00:50:27,592 --> 00:50:29,327 YOU LOST YOUR JOB? 978 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,795 OKAY, WE HAVE MORE PRESSING ISSUES THAN MY LOVE LIFE, 979 00:50:30,828 --> 00:50:32,263 AND EMPLOYMENT STATUS. 980 00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:33,831 I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING ANYWHERE. 981 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:36,701 WE ARE CORPSE ADJACENT. DEAD JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. 982 00:50:36,734 --> 00:50:39,070 OKAY, PLEASE, I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO KEEP YELLING 983 00:50:39,104 --> 00:50:40,471 SO THE COPS CAN FIND US AGAIN. 984 00:50:40,505 --> 00:50:43,674 -[GASPS] NO! -EW! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 985 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,376 [WHIMPERS] 986 00:50:45,410 --> 00:50:47,745 NORA? ARE YOU CRACKING? 987 00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:49,180 IS THIS YOU CRACKING? 988 00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:50,648 IF I DID, WOULD YOU KILL ME, TOO? 989 00:50:50,681 --> 00:50:53,384 -NO. -OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON? 990 00:50:53,418 --> 00:50:54,652 [WHIMPERS] MY SHOES. 991 00:50:54,685 --> 00:50:57,822 THERE'S BLOOD ON MY SHOES, GROSS. 992 00:50:57,855 --> 00:50:59,457 THEN STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING. 993 00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:00,558 IT IS EVERYWHERE. 994 00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:02,560 OKAY-- WE'RE GONNA BE FINE. 995 00:51:02,593 --> 00:51:04,262 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY. 996 00:51:04,295 --> 00:51:05,363 [SNIFFLES] I HAVE TO GO. 997 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:06,464 I HAVE TO GET MY SHOE CLEANER. 998 00:51:06,497 --> 00:51:08,433 [WHIMPERS] 999 00:51:08,466 --> 00:51:10,368 RIDICULOUS. 1000 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,503 GET HIS I.D. 1001 00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:15,340 I'M SORRY I'M NOT FUCKING SORRY. 1002 00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:18,809 * I MISSED THE FLIGHT 1003 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:22,647 * TO NEVERLAND 1004 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:29,320 * BUT PETER YOU MISS SO MUCH OF ME * 1005 00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:33,291 * I MISSED THE FLIGHT 1006 00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:35,260 * TO NEVERLAND... 1007 00:51:35,293 --> 00:51:36,761 [DARCY] FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, 1008 00:51:36,794 --> 00:51:39,730 WE WERE BRIEFLY SPEECHLESS. 1009 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:41,699 I DIDN'T CARE THAT HE WAS DEAD. 1010 00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:44,902 IN FACT, IT SEEMED LIKE THE UNIVERSE'S WAY OF SERVING JUSTICE. 1011 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,305 * ...I MISSED THE FLIGHT 1012 00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:49,840 * TO NEVERLAND... 1013 00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:52,610 WHAT ABOUT BLAIR? 1014 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:53,711 WE'LL SAY IT WAS A MAFIA HIT. 1015 00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:55,413 NO, LIKE SERIOUSLY. 1016 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:58,549 HE'S RANDOM GUY WITHOUT I.D. IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 1017 00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:00,318 BY THE TIME THE ANIMALS ARE DONE WITH HIM, 1018 00:52:00,351 --> 00:52:02,653 HE'LL ONLY BE RECOGNIZABLE THROUGH DENTAL RECORDS. 1019 00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:04,755 TOO BAD WE COULDN'T HAVE TAKEN ADAM OUT AT THE SAME TIME. 1020 00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:07,658 -WHAT? -NO, IT'S JUST-- 1021 00:52:07,692 --> 00:52:09,294 I FEEL LIKE WHENEVER WE START TALKING ABOUT HIM, 1022 00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:10,561 IS WHEN HE SHOWS UP. 1023 00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:12,397 ITS LIKE HE HAS A RADAR FOR IT, 1024 00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:14,665 AND WE DEFINITELY DO NOT NEED HIM SHOWING UP TONIGHT. 1025 00:52:14,699 --> 00:52:17,235 [DARCY] AMEN TO THAT. 1026 00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:20,305 DO YOU EVER MISS HIM? 1027 00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:23,908 HOW COULD I MISS HIM? HE'S ALWAYS LURKING AROUND. 1028 00:52:39,257 --> 00:52:43,461 -I'LL GO GRAB MY STUFF. -OKAY. 1029 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,396 I'LL BE REALLY QUICK. 1030 00:52:51,236 --> 00:52:52,937 [SIGHS] I NEED A SHOE CLEANER, STAT! 1031 00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:01,412 OH, WHERE ARE YOU AT? 1032 00:53:03,381 --> 00:53:04,982 EUREKA! 1033 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,917 I HAVE FOUND IT. 1034 00:53:10,955 --> 00:53:13,358 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 1035 00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:16,327 IF THERE IS A GOD. 1036 00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:18,463 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? -OH, FUCK! 1037 00:53:18,496 --> 00:53:21,632 UH, I STAINED MY SHOES. 1038 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:23,434 HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 1039 00:53:23,468 --> 00:53:25,603 SOME COW IN LEOPARD PRINT SPILLED A VODKA CRAN ON THEM. 1040 00:53:25,636 --> 00:53:27,972 HAG. 1041 00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:32,877 -WHAT? -YOU'RE SO GOOD AT LYING, IT SCARES ME. 1042 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:34,979 [SIGHS] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1043 00:53:35,012 --> 00:53:37,848 -I KNOW WHERE YOU WERE TONIGHT. -[SCOFFS] 1044 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:40,017 I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. 1045 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,286 WHAT I DID? 1046 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:42,353 WHAT ABOUT WHAT SHE DID? 1047 00:53:42,387 --> 00:53:43,721 I MEAN, HIT YOUR MOUTH, SISTER. 1048 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,723 EXHIBIT A. 1049 00:53:50,027 --> 00:53:54,265 LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD A BLOODY GOOD TIME, MATE. 1050 00:53:59,304 --> 00:54:00,871 SHE SHOULD JUST GIVE IT UP. 1051 00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:03,741 BLOOD DOESN'T COME OUT OF ANYTHING. 1052 00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:06,711 [CHUCKLES] THIS ONE TIME, 1053 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:10,281 ADAM FELL AND CUT HIMSELF IN THE KITCHEN, 1054 00:54:10,315 --> 00:54:12,383 I MEAN, IT WAS AFTER HE PUNCHED ME, 1055 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,751 SO PART OF ME JUST WANTED 1056 00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:15,586 TO LET HIM BLEED OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE, 1057 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,588 LIKE A STUCK PIG. 1058 00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:20,057 BUT I DIDN'T. 1059 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:22,660 ANYWAY, IN THE PROCESS, HE BLED ALL OVER EVERYTHING, 1060 00:54:22,693 --> 00:54:25,830 HE EVEN STAINED THE KITCHEN COUNTER. 1061 00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:28,766 I COULD NEVER GET IT OUT. 1062 00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:32,036 GOD, THAT WAS THE SWEETEST BEDTIME STORY. 1063 00:54:32,069 --> 00:54:33,838 -[CHUCKLES] -PLEASE, TELL IT AGAIN. 1064 00:54:33,871 --> 00:54:35,406 [BOTH LAUGH AND SIGH] 1065 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,875 I HAVE SO MANY STORIES LIKE THAT. 1066 00:54:39,377 --> 00:54:42,580 WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER TELL ME? 1067 00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:45,015 IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU TALK ABOUT. 1068 00:54:45,049 --> 00:54:48,719 NOT EVEN TO YOUR FRIENDS? 1069 00:54:48,753 --> 00:54:51,422 ESPECIALLY NOT TO YOUR FRIENDS. 1070 00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:55,560 I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING JUST A LITTLE. 1071 00:54:55,593 --> 00:54:56,661 I KNOW I DIDN'T ANSWER MY PHONE, 1072 00:54:56,694 --> 00:54:59,364 NO, THAT'S THE THING-- YOU DID. 1073 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:01,065 NOW I'M CONFUSED. HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? 1074 00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:03,501 -I HEARD THE WHOLE THING. -YOU HEARD WHAT? 1075 00:55:03,534 --> 00:55:05,002 WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT? 1076 00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:06,937 OKAY, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I-- LOOK. 1077 00:55:08,105 --> 00:55:10,341 YOU BUTT-ANSWERED. 1078 00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:11,576 NOW DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 1079 00:55:11,609 --> 00:55:12,977 I ACTUALLY DON'T. I HAVE TO GO, 1080 00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:14,545 AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1081 00:55:14,579 --> 00:55:15,646 NORA, WHAT THE HELL? 1082 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:16,981 YOU'VE REALLY BEEN DRINKING AND YOU ARE PARANOID. 1083 00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:18,816 NO. LOOK, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1084 00:55:18,849 --> 00:55:21,118 LIKE HELL I'M NOT. 1085 00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:22,653 I THINK I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON HER. 1086 00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:24,889 -TELL HER TO HURRY UP. -YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 1087 00:55:24,922 --> 00:55:26,357 WE'RE JUST GONNA FIND HER 1088 00:55:26,391 --> 00:55:27,958 PSYCHOTICALLY SCRUBBING HER SHOES. 1089 00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:30,461 AT THE VERY LEAST, WE'LL HURRY HER UP. 1090 00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:32,997 IF WE CAN PRY THEM OUT OF HER HANDS. 1091 00:55:34,432 --> 00:55:36,701 -[GROANS] -[MM-HMM] 1092 00:55:40,638 --> 00:55:44,809 SHH. 1093 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,744 SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE A GARAGE SALE. 1094 00:55:46,777 --> 00:55:48,479 YEAH. 1095 00:55:50,581 --> 00:55:51,782 SHH, SHH. 1096 00:55:51,816 --> 00:55:53,451 [RYAN] YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CHILD. 1097 00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:54,852 [NORA] GOOD, THEN YOU WON'T MIND IF I LEAVE. 1098 00:55:54,885 --> 00:55:56,487 WHAT-- SO, WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO, THEN? 1099 00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:57,922 OH, BECAUSE BEING HERE IS SUCH A DELIGHT, 1100 00:55:57,955 --> 00:55:59,457 WHY WOULDN'T I WANT TO STAY? 1101 00:55:59,490 --> 00:56:01,459 -SO, WHY HAVE YOU STAYED? -YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS. 1102 00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:02,960 NO, ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION! 1103 00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:04,662 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! 1104 00:56:06,997 --> 00:56:08,499 WAIT, THEN, WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME? 1105 00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:09,934 CLEARLY, THIS IS OVER. 1106 00:56:09,967 --> 00:56:11,602 OKAY, BUT, IF YOU JUST TALK TO ME-- 1107 00:56:11,636 --> 00:56:15,139 OKAY, THAT'S THE POINT-- I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. 1108 00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:17,074 SO WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE WITH THE GIRLS? THAT'S FUCKING RICH. 1109 00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:18,876 YOU DON'T ACCEPT ME. THEY DO. 1110 00:56:18,909 --> 00:56:21,512 I'M STILL THE SAME PERSON. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CHANGED. 1111 00:56:21,546 --> 00:56:23,581 THAT'S BECAUSE THE CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE CHANGED, OKAY? 1112 00:56:23,614 --> 00:56:26,150 -NO, YOU HAVE TO ADAPT. -NO, ACTUALLY, I DON'T. 1113 00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:28,486 -THEY DON'T NEED ME TO CHANGE. -NORA, LISTEN TO YOURSELF. 1114 00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:29,887 YOU'RE BEING FUCKING RIDICULOUS. 1115 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,889 -I'M LEAVING. -NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 1116 00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:34,024 OKAY, LOOK, IF YOU WALK OUT, 1117 00:56:34,058 --> 00:56:36,627 I WILL RUIN ALL OF YOU. 1118 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:38,996 [SCOFFS] OH F-- OH, GOD, 1119 00:56:39,029 --> 00:56:41,065 OH, THAT'S GREAT. YEAH, WELCOME. YEAH. 1120 00:56:41,098 --> 00:56:43,100 NORA, WE HAVE TO GO. 1121 00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:45,536 YEAH, NO YOU'RE NOT. NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE. 1122 00:56:45,570 --> 00:56:46,704 GIVE HER BACK HER BAG. 1123 00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:48,606 NO, IT'S MY BAG. I PAID FOR IT. 1124 00:56:48,639 --> 00:56:50,040 -IT WAS A GIFT. -WELL, I'M TAKING IT BACK, ANYWAY. 1125 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,676 UGH! LET GO! 1126 00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:53,177 OVER MY DEAD BODY. 1127 00:56:57,014 --> 00:56:59,484 [ALL GASPING] 1128 00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:00,518 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 1129 00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:02,787 RYAN? 1130 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:06,957 OH, MY GOD. 1131 00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:07,958 [RYAN PANTS] 1132 00:57:09,894 --> 00:57:12,663 YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU'RE INTENDING ON REPLACING THAT. 1133 00:57:12,697 --> 00:57:15,032 RYAN, YOU HAVE-- 1134 00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:17,768 WHAT THE FUCK? 1135 00:57:21,806 --> 00:57:23,007 NO. 1136 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,643 [CHOKING] 1137 00:57:25,676 --> 00:57:27,978 [GROANS] 1138 00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:33,217 SO, THIS IS BAD. 1139 00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:36,987 -WHAT DO WE DO? -NOTHING. 1140 00:57:37,021 --> 00:57:39,189 HIS MOTHER COMES TO CLEAN TOMORROW. 1141 00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:41,191 HIS MOTHER CLEANS YOUR HOUSE? 1142 00:57:41,225 --> 00:57:45,029 -WHAT DO YOU DO? -APPARENTLY, NOT ENOUGH. 1143 00:57:46,664 --> 00:57:49,099 UH, MY BAG. 1144 00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:55,906 [GLASS CRUNCHES] 1145 00:58:07,017 --> 00:58:09,086 YOU DRIVE. 1146 00:58:20,798 --> 00:58:22,299 [DARCY] IT DAWNED ON ME-- 1147 00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:25,202 MAYBE WE WERE BETTER OFF WITHOUT MEN IN OUR LIVES. 1148 00:58:25,235 --> 00:58:28,806 I KNEW NORA WOULD BE HAPPIER WITHOUT RYAN. 1149 00:58:45,623 --> 00:58:47,725 YOU OKAY UP THERE? 1150 00:58:51,228 --> 00:58:55,132 -DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY? -PROBABLY. 1151 00:58:55,165 --> 00:58:57,802 YOU GUYS CAN STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE. 1152 00:58:57,835 --> 00:58:59,870 YOU COULD START RESPONDING LIKE YOU ARE HERE. 1153 00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:04,308 JESUS, SPIT IT OUT, NORA! 1154 00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:06,677 TYPICAL RYAN. 1155 00:59:06,711 --> 00:59:09,246 HE NEVER FUCKING LISTENED. 1156 00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:10,948 I'M JUST BUMMED. 1157 00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:12,282 "BUMMED" IS REALLY THE WORD YOU'RE GONNA GO WITH? 1158 00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:16,320 I KNOW IT'S STUPID. 1159 00:59:16,353 --> 00:59:18,723 IT'S NOT STUPID AT ALL. 1160 00:59:20,791 --> 00:59:24,595 I JUST REALLY LOVED THOSE SHOES. 1161 00:59:24,629 --> 00:59:26,196 NOW I'M GONNA BE HOMELESS AND SINGLE, 1162 00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:28,666 AND HAVE BAD FOOTWEAR. 1163 00:59:58,162 --> 01:00:02,366 -WHAT THE FUCK? -MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO BE SO PISSED. 1164 01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:04,769 ARE YOU GONNA CALL THE COPS? 1165 01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:08,605 AND WHERE AM I GONNA TELL THEM I WAS WHILE MY PLACE WAS BEING TRASHED? 1166 01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:19,383 I CAN THINK OF AN EASY SOLUTION TO THAT PROBLEM. 1167 01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:21,285 EASY BEING A RELATIVE TERM, 1168 01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:23,120 BUT IT'S PROBABLY MORE CONVENIENT THAN REDECORATING 1169 01:00:23,153 --> 01:00:25,022 EVERY TIME YOUR EX THROWS A HISSY FIT. 1170 01:00:25,055 --> 01:00:26,924 I'M LISTENING. 1171 01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:29,359 IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, HE'S REALLY KIND OF A LOOSE END. 1172 01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:31,195 LURKING ABOUT, AND WHATNOT. 1173 01:00:33,831 --> 01:00:35,733 WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE? 1174 01:00:37,434 --> 01:00:38,769 WE'RE GONNA KILL ADAM. 1175 01:00:38,803 --> 01:00:40,037 [IMITATES CREAKING] 1176 01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:42,773 SHE'S KIDDING. 1177 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:48,045 NO, SHE WASN'T. 1178 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:55,085 WELL... 1179 01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:56,954 WE SAID WE'D BE ALL IN IN THE BEGINNING OF THE NIGHT, 1180 01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:59,790 SO, I'M IN. 1181 01:00:59,824 --> 01:01:01,959 YES. 1182 01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:03,728 BUT SERIOUSLY, CAN WE PLEASE GET FOOD FIRST? 1183 01:01:03,761 --> 01:01:06,797 HOMICIDE MAKES ME HUNGRY. 1184 01:01:08,733 --> 01:01:11,235 [DARCY] PROTECTING OLIVIA JUST MADE SENSE. 1185 01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:16,874 I SMELL BACON. 1186 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:22,379 [SIGHS] I WOULD LITERALLY STAB SOMEONE 1187 01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:23,848 FOR PANCAKES RIGHT NOW. 1188 01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:25,850 DOES TONIGHT WORK FOR EVERYBODY? 1189 01:01:25,883 --> 01:01:27,785 OH GOD, EVERYONE IS JUST A LITTLE TOO OVERSTIMULATED RIGHT NOW. 1190 01:01:27,818 --> 01:01:29,186 YOU'D THINK I WOULD BE THE ONE 1191 01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:31,021 WHO WOULD BE THE MOST EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 1192 01:01:31,055 --> 01:01:33,457 I'M A PASSIONATE PERSON. I'M COMMITTED TO THE CAUSE. 1193 01:01:33,490 --> 01:01:36,994 -I'LL SAY. -[PHONE RINGS] 1194 01:01:38,262 --> 01:01:42,132 HELLO? YES. 1195 01:01:42,166 --> 01:01:44,134 SOMETHING HAPPENED TO RYAN? 1196 01:01:46,103 --> 01:01:50,975 OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1197 01:01:53,010 --> 01:01:54,945 SOMETHING HAPPENED TO RYAN. 1198 01:01:54,979 --> 01:01:56,847 SHOCKER. 1199 01:01:56,881 --> 01:02:00,084 I JUST WANT BACON TO GO. 1200 01:02:00,117 --> 01:02:03,120 OKAY, DO YOU HAVE YOUR STORY STRAIGHT? 1201 01:02:03,153 --> 01:02:04,488 YEAH. I WAS WITH YOU GUYS ALL NIGHT. 1202 01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:05,990 AND DOING WHAT? 1203 01:02:06,023 --> 01:02:07,257 -WATCHING A MOVIE. -[DARCY] WHAT MOVIE? 1204 01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:08,826 -WHAT DO YOU GOT? -"CLUELESS." 1205 01:02:08,859 --> 01:02:10,327 -WATCHING "CLUELESS." -[DARCY] WHAT ELSE? 1206 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:11,528 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WE'RE WATCHING, "CLUELESS," 1207 01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:12,897 EATING STIR FRY AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM 1208 01:02:12,930 --> 01:02:14,231 AND BRAIDING EACH OTHER'S HAIR. 1209 01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:15,766 AND LAUGHING AT GUYS ON TINDER ALL NIGHT. 1210 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,835 -BETTER? -MUCH. 1211 01:02:17,868 --> 01:02:19,069 WE CAN'T HAVE ANY HOLES IN OUR STORY, 1212 01:02:19,103 --> 01:02:20,337 OR LOOSE ENDS. 1213 01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:23,140 SAD, SAD. BE SAD. 1214 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:25,475 WAIT-- THE SHOES. 1215 01:02:25,509 --> 01:02:28,178 -THINK ABOUT THE SHOES. -SEE YOU TONIGHT. 1216 01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:30,314 YEAH WE SHOULD PROBABLY SHARE A CAR RIDE, NOSE GOES. 1217 01:02:30,347 --> 01:02:31,816 OH! 1218 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:32,817 OH COME ON, NOT IT! 1219 01:02:32,850 --> 01:02:34,418 I DROVE LAST TIME. 1220 01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:37,354 ARE WE SERIOUSLY ORGANIZING A MURDER CARPOOL RIGHT NOW? 1221 01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:38,989 [CACKLES] 1222 01:02:39,023 --> 01:02:41,525 OH MY GOD, IF YOU CRY OVER THAT CEREAL. 1223 01:02:41,558 --> 01:02:45,295 * AND PAYBACK IS A BITCH * 1224 01:02:45,329 --> 01:02:48,132 * YEAH... 1225 01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:06,416 * OLD MAN RUM GOT YOU WISE * 1226 01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:10,354 * SINCE FALLING THE LAST TIME * 1227 01:03:10,387 --> 01:03:12,990 * BAT YOUR CINNAMON EYES 1228 01:03:13,023 --> 01:03:17,294 * SLIDE TO THE FAR SIDE * 1229 01:03:17,327 --> 01:03:20,264 * YOU'LL ONLY COME CLOSE 1230 01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:22,299 * CLOSE ENOUGH TO LOOK 1231 01:03:24,168 --> 01:03:30,540 * BUT I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WEREN'T SO GOOD * 1232 01:03:30,574 --> 01:03:32,977 * YOU LOOK RIPE TO BE PICKED * 1233 01:03:33,010 --> 01:03:36,613 * AND FORBIDDEN TO LICK THOUGH * 1234 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,983 * LIKE SOME APPLE OUTLAWED 1235 01:03:39,016 --> 01:03:43,553 * UNFIT FOR THE WRONG GOD 1236 01:03:43,587 --> 01:03:50,094 * WON'T BRING A THING BUT TROUBLE TO MY ROOM * 1237 01:03:50,127 --> 01:03:52,897 * BUT I LIKE MY TROUBLE WITH * 1238 01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:56,500 * VA VA VOOM 1239 01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:59,003 * SO COME ON IN, DARLING * 1240 01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:02,406 * DON'T YOU RESIST ME 1241 01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:05,542 * THE MORE YOU DISMISS ME 1242 01:04:05,575 --> 01:04:09,313 * THE DEVIL DON'T MIND 1243 01:04:12,449 --> 01:04:13,984 * AND WHAT WOULD SHE SAY 1244 01:04:14,018 --> 01:04:18,222 * IF ONLY SHE KNEW, LOVE 1245 01:04:18,255 --> 01:04:20,290 * HOW YOU STUMBLED MY WAY... 1246 01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:23,393 [EXHALES] 1247 01:04:23,427 --> 01:04:27,164 [SIGHS] 1248 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:30,467 -[TAPPING ON GLASS] -AH! OH, MY GOD! 1249 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:33,470 HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU ARE LATE FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING? 1250 01:04:33,503 --> 01:04:35,172 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE CARPOOLED. 1251 01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:38,909 WHAT? I HAD TO SHOWER AFTER MY INTERROGATION. 1252 01:04:38,943 --> 01:04:41,478 WOULDN'T IT HAVE MADE MORE SENSE FOR YOU TO SHOWER AFTER THIS? 1253 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:43,047 RIGHT. MAKE ME THE ERRAND BITCH 1254 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:44,481 AND THEN CRITICIZE ME FOR EVERYTHING. 1255 01:04:44,514 --> 01:04:47,051 OKAY, LET'S DO THIS. I STILL HAVE MY SPARE KEY. 1256 01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:49,153 WE'RE GOING IN THE BACK DOOR. 1257 01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:52,622 * LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE 1258 01:04:52,656 --> 01:04:56,426 * WE BOTH KNOW THIS WAS ONLY FOR YOU... * 1259 01:04:58,028 --> 01:04:59,429 NO, HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOME, 1260 01:04:59,463 --> 01:05:01,131 I DON'T WANT THE NEIGHBORS NOTICING THE LIGHTS ON. 1261 01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:04,134 ALL RIGHT, MOOD LIGHTING IT IS. 1262 01:05:04,168 --> 01:05:06,536 I PREFER THE COVER OF DARKNESS, ANYWAYS. 1263 01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:08,105 THIS IS SUCH A NICE PLACE. 1264 01:05:08,138 --> 01:05:09,606 I MISS IT. 1265 01:05:09,639 --> 01:05:11,708 -WHY DIDN'T YOU KICK HIM OUT? -TOO MANY MEMORIES. 1266 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:13,510 AND THE GROUT IN THE KITCHEN IS STAINED. 1267 01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:15,045 -[SNORTS] -SHH. 1268 01:05:15,079 --> 01:05:17,047 * YOU'RE CREEPING 1269 01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:21,618 * GOING AROUND LIKE A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT... * 1270 01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:23,720 -SLEEPY TIME. -YES. 1271 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:26,290 * HOPE MY MAMA DOESN'T FIND OUT WHAT I'M DOING * 1272 01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:30,027 * AT NIGHT WITH YOU 1273 01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:32,696 * MM-MM 1274 01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:55,385 [DOOR OPENS] 1275 01:06:05,095 --> 01:06:06,563 [SIGHS] 1276 01:06:29,586 --> 01:06:32,289 -[CLINKS] -WHAT THE FUCK? 1277 01:06:50,407 --> 01:06:52,409 -[SIGHS] -[THUD IN DISTANCE] 1278 01:07:02,752 --> 01:07:05,155 HELLO? 1279 01:07:05,189 --> 01:07:07,091 [BANGING IN DISTANCE] 1280 01:07:18,435 --> 01:07:19,703 [GASPS] 1281 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,343 OH, LIV... 1282 01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:27,777 THIS IS SO ROMANTIC. 1283 01:07:27,811 --> 01:07:30,080 SURPRISED? 1284 01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:35,852 -COME TO APOLOGIZE? -FOR WHAT? 1285 01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:38,588 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TRASHED MY PARENTS HOUSE. 1286 01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:40,724 YOU SERVED ME WITH DIVORCE PAPERS. 1287 01:07:40,757 --> 01:07:42,459 [OLIVIA] SO? 1288 01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:44,528 IT HURT MY FEELINGS. 1289 01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:46,730 I'M NOT SEEING THE CORRELATION. 1290 01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:50,867 [OLIVIA] OH-- 1291 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:54,404 OH, BABY, YOU LOOK TIRED. 1292 01:07:56,206 --> 01:07:59,376 DID YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TO DRINK? 1293 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,777 [CHUCKLES] 1294 01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:04,148 WELL, IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME. 1295 01:08:04,181 --> 01:08:08,185 HERE. SHH. 1296 01:08:12,356 --> 01:08:16,760 I WANT YOU TO KNOW, THAT WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO YOU, 1297 01:08:16,793 --> 01:08:20,197 IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 1298 01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:25,602 "DEAR OLIVIA..." 1299 01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:29,506 WORDS CANNOT BEGIN TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS 1300 01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:30,607 OF MY SORROW..." 1301 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,242 I DIDN'T WRITE THAT. 1302 01:08:32,276 --> 01:08:34,478 YOU KNOW, IT IS SO RUDE TO INTERRUPT. 1303 01:08:34,511 --> 01:08:37,614 ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M READING YOUR LAST WORDS. 1304 01:08:39,816 --> 01:08:43,720 IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY ATTENTION, THEN WHY BOTHER? 1305 01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:47,891 NO MORE READING BEFORE BEDTIME FOR YOU. 1306 01:08:47,924 --> 01:08:51,628 BUMMER. SPOILER ALERT-- IT WAS KIND OF POETIC. 1307 01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:52,862 QUITE FRANKLY, I THINK IT MAKES YOU SOUND 1308 01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:55,332 MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU ARE. 1309 01:08:55,365 --> 01:09:00,136 -WHY? -BECAUSE BLACK WIDOWS EAT THEIR MATES. 1310 01:09:01,905 --> 01:09:05,275 SINCE I KNOW YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, BABE. 1311 01:09:05,309 --> 01:09:07,811 [GROANING] 1312 01:09:49,453 --> 01:09:52,389 -[CELL PHONE BEEPS] -IS THAT A TEXT MESSAGE? 1313 01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:55,625 UH, YEAH, THE COP. 1314 01:09:55,659 --> 01:09:57,294 IS HE ASKING YOU OUT? 1315 01:09:57,327 --> 01:09:59,496 LET'S HOPE NOT FOR HIS SAKE. 1316 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:02,399 "HOW ABOUT DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT?" 1317 01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:04,000 HERE'S TO NEW BEGINNINGS. 1318 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:06,370 OH MY GOD, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR MY NEW JOB. 1319 01:10:06,403 --> 01:10:07,771 I COULD DO CRIME SCENE CLEAN-UP. 1320 01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:09,406 YOU COULD PIMP ME OUT TO YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND. 1321 01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,308 I-- I'M NOT GONNA BE PIMPING YOU OUT TO ANYONE. 1322 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:12,976 I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE BETTER AT CREATING THE MESS, 1323 01:10:13,009 --> 01:10:15,612 THAN YOU ARE AT CLEANING IT UP. 1324 01:10:32,429 --> 01:10:33,730 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1325 01:10:33,763 --> 01:10:35,465 OH, YOU CAN'T GET IT IN YOUR MOUTH? 1326 01:10:35,499 --> 01:10:36,933 I'M CAREFUL WHEN IT COUNTS. 1327 01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:38,935 BUT FEEDING DOESN'T QUALIFY? 1328 01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:40,537 -I BLAME YOU. -[OFFICER MADISON] MM-HMM. 1329 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:41,971 YOU'RE JUST SO INTIMIDATING. 1330 01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:43,640 I'M EATING WITH A MAN OF THE LAW. 1331 01:10:43,673 --> 01:10:45,675 -I UNDERSTAND. -WE'LL BE HAVING DESSERTS 1332 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:46,976 -IN A MOMENT. -OH THANK YOU. 1333 01:10:47,010 --> 01:10:48,912 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1334 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:54,284 LOOK, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. 1335 01:10:55,719 --> 01:10:57,421 DID YOU KNOW THE GUY IN THE BACK OF YOUR CAR 1336 01:10:57,454 --> 01:10:58,655 THE NIGHT I PULLED YOU OVER? 1337 01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:01,391 -THE GUY IN THE BACK OF THE CAR... -YEAH. 1338 01:11:01,425 --> 01:11:03,059 NOT REALLY. 1339 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:05,495 NORA ALWAYS MAKES THE STRANGEST FRIENDS AT THE BAR. 1340 01:11:05,529 --> 01:11:08,498 DOESN'T NORA HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 1341 01:11:08,532 --> 01:11:10,434 SHE WAS IN THE STATION YESTERDAY ABOUT HIM. 1342 01:11:14,338 --> 01:11:16,673 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? I JUST HAVE TO... 1343 01:11:16,706 --> 01:11:18,808 LOOK, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO JUMP INTO WORK, 1344 01:11:18,842 --> 01:11:20,610 -I JUST-- -NO, IT'S-- IT'S FINE. 1345 01:11:20,644 --> 01:11:22,346 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1346 01:11:26,550 --> 01:11:28,618 -EXCUSE ME. -CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 1347 01:11:28,652 --> 01:11:31,020 IS THERE ANY WAY THAT I COULD CHANGE MY ORDER? 1348 01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:32,956 WOMEN CAN BE SO FICKLE. 1349 01:11:38,695 --> 01:11:39,896 THANK YOU. 1350 01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:42,832 CHIVALRY ISN'T DEAD. 1351 01:11:42,866 --> 01:11:45,869 -I HOPE NOT. -FOR YOU, MISS. AND FOR YOU, SIR. 1352 01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:47,937 -THANK YOU, SIR. -PLEASE ENJOY. 1353 01:11:56,413 --> 01:11:58,448 MMM. 1354 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:02,686 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME OF MINE? 1355 01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:04,521 WOW, A MAN WHO'S WILLING TO SHARE HIS DESSERT. 1356 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:08,692 THAT IS AN ADMIRABLE QUALITY. 1357 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:11,895 MMM. 1358 01:12:11,928 --> 01:12:17,033 THAT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN. 1359 01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:19,736 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET A DRINK AFTER THIS? 1360 01:12:19,769 --> 01:12:21,371 SEE, YOU ALREADY WANT TO SPEND 1361 01:12:21,405 --> 01:12:23,072 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME. 1362 01:12:23,106 --> 01:12:27,377 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD HANDLE THE SARCASM FOR THAT LONG. 1363 01:12:27,411 --> 01:12:31,981 NOW THIS... IS TO DIE FOR. 1364 01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:34,050 YOU GONNA LET ME TRY SOME OF IT? 1365 01:12:34,083 --> 01:12:37,020 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN PART WITH A BITE OF THIS. 1366 01:12:37,053 --> 01:12:39,923 -[MADISON] HMM. -IT'S VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME. 1367 01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:42,759 FINE. OPEN WIDE. 1368 01:12:44,594 --> 01:12:47,897 I'M KINDA NUTS ABOUT YOU. 1369 01:12:54,003 --> 01:12:55,739 [COUGHING] 1370 01:13:02,078 --> 01:13:05,582 [GASPING] 1371 01:13:05,615 --> 01:13:08,652 NUTTY NUTTERS, TASTE LIKE PEANUT BUTTERS. 1372 01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:11,387 I REALLY CAN'T. I'M ALLERGIC. 1373 01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:18,161 [GASPING] 1374 01:13:22,832 --> 01:13:25,735 [CHOKING] 1375 01:13:28,472 --> 01:13:30,707 [VOICE FADING] I REALLY WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME. 1376 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:32,776 [CHOKING] 1377 01:13:39,549 --> 01:13:45,455 * WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SISTER... * 1378 01:13:45,489 --> 01:13:47,524 [DARCY] AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 1379 01:13:47,557 --> 01:13:49,125 BUMMER. 1380 01:13:51,961 --> 01:13:54,631 NORA FINALLY GOT HER DREAM JOB, 1381 01:13:54,664 --> 01:13:56,900 DONUTS INCLUDED. 1382 01:13:58,735 --> 01:14:02,071 OH, MY GOD. 1383 01:14:04,207 --> 01:14:06,175 [GIGGLES] 1384 01:14:08,077 --> 01:14:09,979 * I HAVE BEEN CRYING 1385 01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:15,485 * WITH BLOOD IN MY HANDS 1386 01:14:15,519 --> 01:14:18,955 * HIS EYES ARE NOW BURIED 1387 01:14:18,988 --> 01:14:22,726 * BENEATH ALL THE SAND 1388 01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:25,194 * SO NOW HE CAN SEE 1389 01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:30,099 * WHEN I LIE ON THE STAND 1390 01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:32,736 * WELL THAT'S WHAT I DO 1391 01:14:32,769 --> 01:14:35,672 * TO PROTECT MY FRIENDS... 1392 01:14:35,705 --> 01:14:37,173 -[CHUCKLING] -THERE'S MY GIRL. WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 1393 01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:38,842 [DARCY] OLIVIA FOUND LOVE, 1394 01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:40,977 JUST NOT WITH A CUB. 1395 01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:45,048 -[LAUGHING] -I LOVE YOUR FRIENDS. 1396 01:14:45,081 --> 01:14:48,918 * AND TRAP ME WITH ANGER * 1397 01:14:48,952 --> 01:14:52,756 * AND GRIEF IN THIS HOLE * 1398 01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:55,124 * I'M BURIED ALIVE 1399 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:59,996 * AND I'VE LOST ALL CONTROL * 1400 01:15:00,029 --> 01:15:05,068 * BUT THAT'S WHAT I DO TO PROTECT MY FRIENDS * 1401 01:15:05,101 --> 01:15:06,870 * I'VE GOT TIME ON MY HANDS... * 1402 01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:10,974 [DARCY] AND ME? I GOT SOME KILLER CHEESECAKE. 1403 01:15:12,576 --> 01:15:18,915 * WITH HIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS * 1404 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:25,054 * CLEANED UP THE MESS NOW * 1405 01:15:25,088 --> 01:15:29,192 * AND I'VE STARTED TO THINK * 1406 01:15:29,225 --> 01:15:32,261 * HOW DO YOU SMELL SO GOOD 1407 01:15:32,295 --> 01:15:36,199 * WHEN THE STENCH OF YOU STINKS * 1408 01:15:36,232 --> 01:15:38,935 * SO I BREATHE AND WONDER * 1409 01:15:38,968 --> 01:15:43,807 * AS I SLEEP ON MY DREADS * 1410 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:48,945 * BUT THAT'S WHAT I DO TO PROTECT MY FRIENDS * 1411 01:15:48,978 --> 01:15:54,183 * I'VE GOT TIME ON MY HANDS * 1412 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:56,185 * I GOT TIME 1413 01:15:56,219 --> 01:16:03,627 * WITH HIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS * 1414 01:16:03,660 --> 01:16:08,898 * I GOT TIME ON MY HANDS * 1415 01:16:08,932 --> 01:16:10,700 * I'VE GOT TIME 1416 01:16:10,734 --> 01:16:14,838 * WITH HIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS * 1417 01:16:39,028 --> 01:16:41,931 ** 1418 01:17:03,219 --> 01:17:06,690 * I HAVE BEEN CRYING 1419 01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:10,126 * WITH BLOOD IN MY HANDS * 1420 01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:13,797 * HIS EYES ARE NOW BURIED * 1421 01:17:13,830 --> 01:17:17,300 * BENEATH ALL THAT SAND 1422 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:19,936 * SO NOW HE CAN SEE 1423 01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:24,440 * WHEN I CRY ON THE STAND 1424 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:29,879 * WELL THAT'S WHAT I DID TO PROTECT MY FRIENDS * 1425 01:17:29,913 --> 01:17:34,784 * I'VE GOT TIME ON MY HANDS * 1426 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:42,258 * WITH HIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS * 1427 01:17:44,728 --> 01:17:49,398 * TIME ON MY HANDS 1428 01:17:49,432 --> 01:17:51,367 * I GOT TIME 1429 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:56,405 * WITH HIS BLOOD ON MY HANDS * 1430 01:18:03,312 --> 01:18:05,081 * I'VE GOT BLOOD 1431 01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:06,983 * I'VE GOT BLOOD ON MY * 1432 01:18:08,885 --> 01:18:12,789 * OOH 1433 01:18:12,822 --> 01:18:13,923 * BLOOD ON MY 1434 01:18:19,228 --> 01:18:27,170 * I'VE GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS. * 96068

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