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Tough night, Jack?

I need one more marker.
I gotta get even.

Come on, Mongkut.
For old time'’s sake.

I got a little trouble
back in the States
and I need a bankroll.

Then I guess you'’re going
to have to go to the bank.

- It'’s done.
- Man: We have something
for you nearby.

Are you available?

Yeah, I have nothing
scheduled in for next week.

Good. Texting a photo and
the relevant information now.

Teeth apart, lips together.

Jaw relaxed.

And melt into the ground.

Do not respond.

We'’re closed right now!

Thank you.

Alex?

Hey!

How'’s my favorite nephew?

My name is Alex Walker.
I'’m ex-DEA.

I quit the agency
because my friend and partner
betrayed me.

One of my first assignments
took me to an isolated beach

right here on this island.

I sold what little I had

and bought myself a gift shop.

Just peace.
No stress, no drama.

Boy, was I wrong.

Mind if I put my toiletries
in your medicine cabinet?

I don'’t have
a medicine cabinet.

No? Oh.
Oh, just the one bed, huh?

Yeah. Hey, you know,

why don'’t I call down
to the hotel

and see if I can get you
a great rate on a room?

Don'’t be ridiculous.
We'’ll share.

I got a blow-up mattress.

No. No, those
are bad on my back.

I'’ll sleep on it.

Ah, thanks.

Uncle Danny, why are you here?

Well, I know this is gonna
sound crazy,

but I joined Gamblers Anonymous.

Guess they didn'’t have
Con Artists Anonymous, huh?

I can'’t react to that.
Just gonna have to take it.

I came to make amends
to those who I have harmed
during my addiction.

You flew all the way
to the Philippines
to make amends to me?

Is there some sort
of cash settlement involved?

I never harmed you financially.
Quite the contrary.

Yeah, but a little kid should
not be a con artist'’s assistant.

Full equity partner,
and I taught you
everything I knew.

Yeah, you did.
You taught me how to lie,
cheat, and steal.

And look how those skills
have helped you become

the best undercover DEA agent
that they'’ve ever had.

That has nothing...
What about psychologically?

I'’ll say it again.
A kid should not be out criming.

Exactly. That'’s why
I'’ve come to make amends.

You keep saying that.
What, are you apologizing to me?

Amends are actions that
demonstrate a new way of life.

- Which is?
- I'’m gonna be a better man.

Re-establish family ties.

I saw Evelyn.

- You what?
- Your daughter, Evelyn.

I know who Evelyn is!

- How is she?
- She'’s terrific.

She looks a lot like
her mother at that age.

Did she say anything about me?

Really?
You want to know?

Well, she'’s mad.

She thinks that her damage
is '’cause of your damage,

so that'’s why I came here
to make amends.

- To make amends?
- Yes.

You should try it.

How'’d you track her down?

You don'’t have
your daughter'’s number?

Don'’t look at me
like that, man.

You know the reason
why I stay away.

I send her money every month.

All right, this is gonna sound
crazy coming from me,

but money isn'’t everything.

You know,
I speak to her frequently.

- You... what?
- Hey, you know what?

I'’m going to go
hit some golf balls
at the range, okay?

We'’ll pick this up later,
all right?

Thank you. Wait.

- Make sure it'’s okay, okay?
- Hey, Cory? Cory?

Can you take...
Can you look at that?

Oh, we already made arrangement.

Peanuts, olives,
all the chicharon, all free.

- Yeah.
- But the super deluxe
seafood tower?

- 17,000 pesos.
- I wasn'’t...

That'’s like a hun...
That'’s $300!

No, that'’s $325.

I only make it 300.

The rest I put
in your utilities tab.

Uh...

Leon, Morales,
you'’re being transferred
to the Delerue murder case.

Garcia, Tomas,
continue with the P.N.P.
Gang Abatement unit.

Always the same story.

- And Cruz, Bautista...
- No matter what I do,

he still has no respect for me.

The international
money laundering task force.

If you had a different partner,

you'’d probably
get real assignments.

They'’re all real
assignments, Kai.

Mendoza, Alamares,
someone'’s passing
counterfeit currency

around the Mactan resorts.

Mostly small bills.
Look into it.

- Yeah, I got it.
- And for the rest of you,

you continue
with your original cases.

- 420 pesos, please.
- And how much is that
in American?

Uh, what is that? $8.25.

- Kind of expensive.
- Yeah.

Stay away from
the seafood tower.

- You'’re out of hot water.
- Well, I like to take
quick showers.

I like to keep clean.

Listen, I'’m going to go
to the lounge,

play Kalooky
with some new friends.

Oh. Kalooky, huh?

Take it easy.
It'’s not for money.

Just conviviality.

Hey, you want to come?
Just for old time'’s sake.

No. I have an appointment.

Honey, it'’s good to see you.

And it'’s no problem,
me staying here?

No, Uncle Danny, not a problem.

It'’s a huge problem.

Your uncle visiting
should be a good thing.

Reconnect. Let it be part
of your healing process.

Yeah, well,
healing'’s not really his thing.

All right? Making trouble,
now that'’s his thing.

I blame him
for a lot of my problems.

- We'’ve talked about this, Alex.
- Wha... what?

When you blame,
you just re-injure yourself.

Well, there'’s a lot
of blame to go... um...

- Let me call you back.
I got some customers.
- Of course.

Hey, guys.
What are you guys doing here?
Welcome to Paradise.

- We'’re here on business.
- Oh, all right.

- Anything big?
- Anything but.

A grifter is working
the resorts.

Passing funny money.

Thousand peso notes.

Pretty small-time.

Either a two person team
or a solo act.

- Sounds baffling.
- Very funny.

You don'’t think we take
enough crap at briefing?

No, I, uh... that'’s not what I...

Any descriptions, any leads?

Just the legwork stage.

All right, well,
my eyes are peeled
and my ear is on the ground.

- I am on it.
- I said it'’s not funny.

- I'’m being serious.
- Just let us know.

- Will do.
- All right?

So, the guy walks up
to the priest.

He says, "If I knew
you were a professional,

I would have worn a tie."

Oh, look at this, huh?
Kalooky.

- Again?
- Yeah, again.
Well, what are you gonna do?

- Here we...
- I need to talk to you.

What? Okay.
Would you excuse me, please?

What?

You'’re jumping
to wild conclusions
based on nothing.

Well, if by nothing
you mean intuition or
life experiences, then, yeah.

Or the local cops showing up.

What the hell do I know
about counterfeiting?
I'’m the victim here.

I just changed my money
with some guy on the curb
outside the airport, okay?

And it'’s probably the same guy
that the cops are after.

You always have an excuse.
You always have an explanation.

Yes, yes.
You know who doesn'’t have
an explanation?

A guilty person, that'’s who.

Look, are you
telling me that my money
is no good anymore?

Danny! Your deal.

Why are you trying to hide it
in the bottom of your golf bag?

Because that'’s where
I keep my travel money.

You'’re lying, okay?
Do you have any real money
on you at all?

No. Yes, a little. American.

This isn'’t over, all right?
I gotta go settle some business.

Just try to
stay out of trouble
till I get back.

Calm down.
You get so upset. Jeez.

- These are the VIPs that
I'’ve been telling about.
- Cory!

- What?
- I got this for you.

I'’m busy now.

Let me do it. Let me do it.

- Mabuhay, sir.
- No, listen.

- Welcome, sir.
- Hi.

- Listen, all right, I know
it'’s not the full amount.
- Madam.

- Oh, mabuhay and welcome.
- Hi. How are you?

Listen, it'’s cash
on the barrel head.
It'’s American.

- Why not full amount?
- Well, you know,
a bird in the hand...

- Who wants bird in hand?
- That'’s not what...

Okay, I take it on account.

- Oh, oh, oh. Here they are.
- Right, but you have it...

Welcome, Madame. Mabuhay!
Mabuhay, and welcome.

- Listen, Cory, we gotta talk.
- Welcome, sir.

- What'’s going on here?
- Come, come, come, come.

It'’s the Yee family
from Singapore.

They just arrived yesterday.
They'’re very demanding.

Oh, they want all the suites.

And then, you know,
their yachts,

they have this traffic jam
right down there at the marina.

I don'’t have enough bellhops
to take care of the rest
of the guests.

- Who'’s the Yee family?
- Do you know that movie?

Oh, they'’re way crazier
and way richer.

Excuse me. Hello! Hi!

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Cory, hey.
Were these people...

There was older Yees at the bar
playing cards right now?

All Yees.

The other guests
are getting angry.
Can you imagine?

They booked
all the tee times today

just because they have this
annual family golf tournament.

- Can you imagine?
- Of course they did.

Excuse me, excuse me.

If you have your identification
or your credit cards out,

it will speed up the process.

Thanks, Arturo.
I'’ll bring it right back.

Everywhere you look,
there'’s a damn Yee.

So I said to the guy,
"Mister, you'’re
not gonna sell one."

All right, so,
what'’s the sweetener?

Oh, for crying out loud.

- Sorry I'’m late.
- Oh, Alex.

I'’m sorry.
We already have a foursome.

Uncle Dan, you said
we were going out today.

- You'’re Danny's nephew?
- I am.

- No, we make room.
- Oh!

So, 5,000 a hole, each.
Winner take all.

If no winner,
we move it to the next hole.

All right. 5,000 pesos.

Singapore dollars,
American dollars.
Doesn'’t matter.

Either way, the currency rate
is almost one to one, okay?

You good with that?

- Yep.
- Good.

Have a nice round.

What happened to your new leaf?

What'’s the matter with you?
Why are you trying
to monkey wrench me?

I'’m not gonna let you
fleece these guys.

Okay, and if you win,
what are you gonna do
with the money?

- I'’m gonna give it back
to them.
- No!

No, you can'’t do that.

That'’s the worst
thing you can do.
That'’s welching.

That'’s not welching!

Welching'’s not
paying off a bet.

I'’m just not collecting a bet.

Well, it'’s not in
the spirit of the game,

and I think that welching
is an ethnic slur.

To who?

The Welsh!

You got the honors, new guy.

- Oh, thank you.
- Here you go.

Oh, thanks, Uncle Danny.

Ah, you see,
this is a Rozinger one.

I play with a Rozinger two.

I don'’t understand
the difference.

Superstitious.
You can keep that one.

Thank you.

Wow.

Great shot, Alex.
Great shot.

Martin, please. After you.

Ah, that'’s a tough break.

Yeah.

Don'’t worry.
You got 17 more.

- What did you do to his ball?
- Nothing.

Did nothing.

Look, you know,
we can do this together.

We could set them up
with crummy play.

Double down on the back nine.

We can keep pressing bets
with shenanigans.

We could split almost $300,000.

Yeah, that'’s what
I'’m talking about.
It'’s a great idea.

It'’s a terrible idea,
and you'’re a terrible person.

You of all people know
I'’m not a terrible person.

Don'’t. Stop. Don't give me
the Robin Hood speech, okay?

"Behind every great fortune
is a crime."

You'’ve been telling me
that since I was a kid.

Yeah, when I took you in.

When you had nowhere else to go.

That'’s what I'm talking about,

that I'’m not a terrible person.

I'’m not a perfect person either.

It'’s a clinker, all right,

and it'’s not small change
this time.

This guy'’s an operator.

Can you describe the guy
who bought the golf clubs?

Tall guy, blond hair,
Australian accent.

Whoa! Nice putt, Danny.

Thank you very much.

Ah. That'’s a tough shot.

Boom, baby!

Take it easy, will you, please?

Unbelievable.

No winners
after eight straight holes.

All right, so where do we stand?

Well, there'’s seven
carry-overs,

including the closest
to the pin on the seventh,

the side bet on my birdie putt,

the deadly doubles.

Ha! We'’re almost even.

Alex is only up by 10,000.

What'’s the next hole worth?

220,000.

- Alex: Good shot.
- Danny: Pretty hit.

Well, I got a better lie
than you do.

That should be
on your business card.

Go ahead, guys. You'’re away.

- That'’s a good shot.
- It'’s not good for us.

- The guy'’s relentless.
- Oh, yeah.

- Well done, sir, well done.
- We could both be in trouble.

Oh, gee, ah!

- I just kicked my ball.
- What?

- That'’s a two stroke penalty.
- Just put it back. No penalty.

All right,
I'’ll put it back where it was.

There we are.

Whoa, nice shot.

Not bad.

And don'’t worry, kid.
If I win...

Hey, hey, man.

I'’ll give a nice chunk
to Evelyn.

- Fore! Fore!
- Fore! Fore! Ooh!

Alex, you have the most
important gift in life.

Luck.

That'’s 220,000 Sing dollars.
Good as gold.

And the most beautiful money
in the world.

- But I can'’t take it, guys.
- What?

I had so much fun out here
with you guys today,

it just doesn'’t feel right.

I cannot accept.
You dishonor me!

I am not a welcher.

That'’s not exactly what welch...

Well, if you forfeit,
the money goes to the runner-up.

- Uh, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
- Oh! Oh!

No, I'’ll take it.
No, no. I don'’t want to
dishonor anybody.

- No, no, no. I honor you.
- I don'’t want to
dishonor anyone.

- I honor you.
- Ernesto: Alex?

Gentlemen, thank you.
I gotta go back to
the gift shop, okay?

I'’m gonna deal with you later.

- I didn'’t take anything.
- The second shot
went in the sand.

However, I had
a really nice out thrown about
three feet from the cup.

Knocked it in,
and that was a birdie.
That was the second, and then...

- Thank you so much
for your time.
- Uh, yeah.

Bye. I'’ll see you. Hey!

Oh, no.
What are you wearing?

- It'’s a sweet outfit.
- It'’s nice, right?

- New clubs?
- Loaners.

Arturo in the pro shop
wanted me to take them
for a test drive, so...

You guys worked
that counterfeit case?
Any leads?

White man, middle-aged,
6'’2", blonde, mustache,
Australian accent.

Well, that doesn'’t sound
too hard to find.

- Oh, no. We'’ll find him.
- All right.

I need to get these bad boys
back to Arturo.

All right.

Hey. How did everything go?

- An Australian accent?
- I have an explanation.

Alex?
Alex, what are you doing?

If they'’re not gonna take
the money back directly,

then I am gonna pay
for the whole bill

for the Yees at the resort.
The entire family.

- And that ought to do it.
- No, no, no. You can'’t do that.

- Oh, I'’ll do it anonymously.
- No, that'’s not what I mean.

I mean... Alex!
Alex, you can'’t do that!

Alex, I'’m in trouble!

What?

There'’s a lot of things
I haven'’t told you.

Well, I don'’t think
that you came all the way
to the Philippines

to make amends, so spill.

I got sideways
with someone in Philly.

Someone connected.
I owe him big.

I didn'’t know what to do,
so I ran.

There'’s a contract out on me.

They'’re gonna find me,

and my only chance is this money

so that maybe I can buy my life.

- You'’re lying again.
- No, I'’m not.

You'’d do anything to get
your hands on this money.

- Alex, I'’m...
- When I get back,
I want you gone.

No, Alex, please!

He'’s never gonna
freaking change, you know?

I... you know,
hey, man, enough is enough.

That'’s, you know, who...
Who does he...

Hey! Who did you get
sideways with in Philly?

- Carlo Bonaccorso.
- Oh!

- Why? What'’s the matter?
- I just saw Arthur Pink
on the grounds.

- Who?
- AKA, The Collector, okay?

He works for all
the eastern mob bosses.

A collector, this is great.
Okay, you got the dough?

Not a collector.
The Collector.

He doesn'’t collect money, man.
He collects body parts.

- Oh, jeez, okay.
I'’ll get my golf...
- No, listen.

We don'’t have time.
We gotta get you on
the first thing smoking.

Come on.

- Oh, the hell with it.
- What... what are you doing?

It'’s no use running.
It'’s a contract.

Look, I might get away
from him now,

but sooner or later,
they'’re gonna find me.

Okay, get up.
We gotta keep moving.

I'’m not a brave man, Alex,

but the time has come for me
to plant my feet and stand firm,

make a point about who I am,
what I believe in.

- Are you kidding me?
- What?

You just stole that quote
from Pat Riley, okay?

And don'’t you mean that
it'’s time for me to plant
my feet and stand firm?

I don'’t know what
you'’re talking about.

Oh, really, man?
This has been your game plan
the whole time, huh?

You got in dutch
with Bonaccorso
and he sent The Collector,

so you thought
you'’d just lead him to me
and I'’d kill him for you?

- Would you?
- No!

- Not kill him.
No, just intimidate him.
- Get up!

Back him off, okay?
Make it look to Bonaccorso
like I got my own muscle.

Not happening.

All right, stay in here
until the coast is clear.

- I'’ll come back for you.
- Okay. Be careful.

I will.
Just don'’t leave the room.

Okay, I'’ll be good.

Got a second?

What'’s up, guys?
I'’m in a bit of a hurry.

We'’ve just been talking
to hotel guests

and members of the Yee family.

They were playing cards
with another guest.

He set them up
with one of these.

Could be a paper pusher.

Two older guys,
they played golf today,
and they lost a bundle.

They figured the hustlers
could pay because they saw

a huge roll of crisp new bills.

And one of the hustlers
fit the description
of our con man,

except for the blonde hair
and an accent.

The other one,
the one who wound up
with the money fits...

Both: You.

That'’s... that's weird.

The, uh, fluorescent outfit
and everything.

What'’s that?

- What'’s going on, Alex?
- Look, it'’s a long story, okay?

No B.S., man.
We'’re working a case.

You guys just got to
trust me, okay?

I'’ll bring you
up to speed later.

Are you really refusing
to cooperate right now?

Ernesto: Don'’t make us
keep you here all night.

I know it'’s hard to explain,
okay?

But as you can see in the note,
I was gonna give it back.

Oh, we'’re gonna
let you do that.

But, Alex, we need to know

who your buddy is.

He'’s been on an annoying
little crime spree,

and you participated.

Can I talk to just E
on this one?

- Why?
- Because he understands

the issues of male loyalty.

That is the single worst reason
in history for anything.

Look, I thought we had
a relationship with you.

Sure,
you'’ve helped us out a lot,

but we'’ve had your back, too.

And we'’ve taken a lot of heat
for that with Ocampo,

which is a big reason
why we wind up looking
at small-time grifters

working the tourist beat.

This isn'’t a small-time
case anymore.

Say that again.

Oh, holy cow. Oh, boy. Oh.

Good morning, Mr. Varrick.

Mr. Bonaccorso
sends his regards.

Unh-uh-uh.

Let'’s go. I got a car.

Come on.

What'’s this,
a business deal?
Between you and Carlo.

Because how about you and me?
Huh? Huh?

Here.
What'’s he paying you?

Don'’t insult
my professionalism.

You won'’t be needing that.

Uncle Danny?

What'’s going on?
Who... who is he?

This is your new partner?

- What is this?
- You tell me.

No, you tell me.
You'’re two-timing me?

After all these years?
This is not supposed
to happen like this.

We are blood.
I trusted you!

Eddie, this isn'’t
what it looks like.

Then what is it, man?
You'’re splitting up the team.

- I want my cut
of the stash right now.
- Eddie, Eddie.

- Right now. I want it.
- Eddie, you better
get out of here.

Trust me,
you better get out of here.

No.
No, he'’s coming with us.

Coming with you?
What are you gonna do,
hit me with your bag?

- Gun.
- Oh.

- Let'’s go. Just drive.
- Anywhere in particular?

Pink:
Somewhere we can be alone.

Now this stash
you'’re talking about splitting,

- it'’s in what form?
- No, don'’t you tell him.

- Is there a deal
to be made here?
- Talk.

I got cash.
That money I gave you?

There'’s a lot more
where that came from,
and I can get it for you.

- What are you doing?
- I'’m just trying
to save our lives.

How much?

It'’s a lot more
than I owe Bonaccorso.

So you pay him back
and you keep a nice wad
for yourself.

- Where is all this money?
- Listen, just look.

If we give you the money,
all right,

the money that we spent
30 years busting out ass for,

you gotta promise
you won'’t kill us, huh?

And just take
the contract payment on top.

- Why would you
even suggest that?
- Because, listen...

Why don'’t you just take me
to where the money is?

We'’ll see if we can
carve out a deal.

This is taking far too long.
Where are we going?

Going to my storage pod.

What? This is where
you keep your money?

You ever heard of a bank?
Ah-ah. Eyes forward.

Pretty please, huh?

It'’s where I keep my inventory.

If you'’re interested,
I can put you into a beautiful

nearly authentic Brunali suit.

Let'’s not lose sight
of the situation here, huh?

Ah! Jeez! God damn it!

- Stop the car.
- What?

I said stop the car!

Now get out of the car.

Come on, move.

Around the corner.

You tried to pass me
phony money?

- Do I look like a chump?
- No.

- I look like a punk?
- No.

- So what do I look like?
- Is this a trick question?

- I mean, '’cause the eye is...
- Hey.

I have business to take care of,

and you string me along
with bad paper!

Get over to the wall.

Just get on the wall.

Uncle Danny.

- It'’s okay.
- Knock it off.

- It'’s okay.
- No, it'’s not okay!

Do you have any idea
what it'’s like living with him?
What he'’s put me through?

Do you have any idea
what it'’s like to lie and cheat

and be forced into crime
as just a kid?

- As a matter of fact, I do.
- Well, it messes you up, man!

I have never been able
to be straight with anybody
because of you, okay?

I didn'’t even know who I am.
But you, you'’re always
in it for yourself.

You will say anything,
do anything just to get
one over, okay?

And now it'’s gonna
get us killed.

Look, when your folks couldn'’t
take care of you anymore

and they left you with me,
I didn'’t know what I was doing.

I never thought
I'’d be packing a kid,
not with the life I led.

I'’m sorry.
I want you to know I'’m sorry.

And through it all,
please know this, I love you.

I love you like a son.

Just knock it off!

I'’m through with you two.
Come on.

Listen to me, just...
What are you going to do?

Are you going to
take it to your grave?
Give it to him, okay?

- Give it to him.
- Okay. I got 200 grand.

Okay? 200 grand.
This will pay off Bonaccorso.

And I got a lot more.

And why shouldn'’t
I believe it'’s not bogus?

No, no, no.
This is Singapore dollars, okay?

This is the hardest bill
in the world to counterfeit.

You have security fibers.
It'’s watermarked.

3-D security thread, okay?
It'’s got optically variable ink.

And there'’s a lot
more in there.

And some merch.
You got merch!

That'’s great.
I'’ll collect it
in the end, anyway.

So now you get on your knees
and you clasp your hands
behind your heads, now.

I have one more idea.
Just can you hear me out?

- Is there any way
I could talk to your boss?
- Bonaccorso?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Carlo Bonaccorso. Okay?

Yeah, I mean, he sent you
here to kill me, right?

Yeah, and why would he want
to talk to you?

Wait. Wait a minute, man.

The head of the Philly mob
sent you here to kill us?

They have no one
in the Philippines that can
fulfill a contract?

I had business in Bangkok

and I thought
I'’d collect a twofer.

- Now get on your knees!
- I got bursitis.

You got what?

Aah!

Freeze! Mactan P.D.

Get down!
You'’re all under arrest.

- I can'’t do it!
- No, no.

Put the gun down, sir.

You'’re under arrest
for counterfeiting and fraud.

You don'’t understand.
In jail, I'’m a dead man.

- Put the gun down!
- Uncle Danny.

He knows I'’m still alive.
He'’s gonna get word back.

- Put the gun down!
- What are you doing?

- They got people in there!
- Both: Put the gun down!

Uncle Dan!

Uncle Danny! Uncle Danny!

No!

Uncle Danny! Uncle Danny!

You didn'’t have to do that,
all right?

You murdered him!

Easy, man.
You saw what happened.

He pointed a weapon
directly at us!

He wasn'’t gonna shoot!
He was scared, okay?

You! Scumbag!

Keep smirking, huh?
You got what you wanted.

You came here to kill him.
He'’s dead.

Call Bonaccorso and tell him
mission accomplished.

I don'’t know what
he'’s talking about.

You don'’t know what
I'’m talking about?

Huh?
You don'’t know what
I'’m talking about?

Call Bangkok P.D.
and see if they'’ve had any
recent contract killings.

Danny:
Yeah, Carlo Bonaccorso.
Okay? Yeah.

I mean, he sent you here
to kill me, right?

Pink: Yeah.

So we get this guy'’s
DNA tested.

Cross-match it with
the FBI database.

It'’s bound
to clear up some cold cases
on the Eastern Seaboard.

- They gone?
- Yep.

- Oh, my gosh. That hurt.
- Just get up.

- Stop complaining.
- Where were you?

We'’ve been waiting
for you in there.

I don'’t know
what just happened.

I really appreciate it.

Uncle Danny.

Don'’t thank us.
You'’re just lucky.

This guy was willing to do
the one thing he hates,
make a deal.

Alex:
I told them if we could
deliver The Collector,

they'’d have to
give you a break.

Once word gets back
to Bonaccorso,

the contract'’s
gonna be canceled.

So I can skate?

No, don'’t get the wrong idea.

We don'’t like criminals
around here,

big-time or small-time.

If you weren'’t his uncle,
you'’d be going down for this.

Well, thank you.

Really appreciate it,
but I gotta tell you,

I'’m finished scamming.
I'’ve just been given
a new lease on life.

- Literally.
- Oh, we'’re not taking
any chances.

We want you off the island
within 24 hours.

You can never return.

Hey, you...

Guess it'’ll be a while.

Yeah.

Guess it'’s gonna be
a long while.

Planning on seeing my daughter
any time soon?

- I can.
- Write me.

Let me know she'’s going okay.

You got it.

You know, tell her...
Can you tell her...

No, no, no, no.

You gotta tell her yourself.

You know, I'’ve fooled
a lot of people in my life,
told a lot of lies.

But one thing
is absolutely the truth.

I'’ve always loved you
like you were my own son.

Danny, let'’s go!
Wheels up in five minutes.

We can Kalooky all the way
to Singapore.

Unbelievable. Un...

Well, I guess through it all,

I'’m glad I came.

Thank you.

And I guess through it all,

I still love you, Uncle Danny.

My ride'’s waiting.

- He got on the plane, right?
- Back to the gift shop?

- Wow, thank you.
- Guess you can'’t pick
your family, huh?

He'’s actually a good guy
at heart.

He just never could walk
a straight line.

I don'’t know.
You know, I mean,

maybe this experience
is actually gonna help him

be a better person, you know?

That son of a bitch
stole my wallet.

He stole...

He'’s never gonna
fricking change.

I knew it!

Damn you, Danny. Damn.

Danny, get back here.
Danny.