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Previously onYoung Sheldon...
Maybe it's time
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to take a breakfrom your college classes.
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What? Why? I've
gotten straight As.
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I know you're smart enoughfor college.
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I'm just not sureyou're mature enough.
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I hope you know you're
jeopardizing our relationship.
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I will take that risk.
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You know
I'll eventually wear you down.
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We'll see. I'm pretty tough.
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After everything that I've
donefor you and your family.
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You give my grandson a job,
so I'm supposed to marry you?
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Well, you can forget
I even asked.
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No.
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You're fired.
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R-Really?
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Get out of my store.
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Now.
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In every young man's life,
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there are milestones along
the road to independence.
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Squashing one's very first bug.
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Aah!
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Tending to one's own boo-boo.
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Not today, germs. Not today.
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And preparing a favorite meal
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without one's mommy.
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Can you open this?
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I'm making spaghetti
with hot dogs cut up in it.
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You know there's a ladythat
does that for us, right?
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Yes, but she's
not here right now.
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That's why I'm watching Oprah.
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I would like to introduce each
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of the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles.
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Leonardo...
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I was not alone
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in asserting my independence
that day.
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This tiny slice of hot dog also
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seemed to yearn for freedom.
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But sometimes...
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freedom comes at a cost.
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In this case,
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a lowly disc
of processed meat...
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would nearly
tear my family apart.
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Where the heck did it go?
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Do we have another flashlight?
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A slice of hot dog rolled
under the refrigerator.
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There's a flashlight
in Mom's nightstand.
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Totally, dude.Totally.
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Find the flashlight?
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Yes.
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I also found this
letter from Caltech.
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I wonder why she was hiding it.
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So read it.
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I'm not allowed to.
It's not addressed to me.
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Who cares?
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The U.S. Postal Service
is a government agency.
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Mail is protected
by federal law.
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I'll read it.Don't.
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If you do, I'll be an
accessory to the crime.
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Interesting.
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What does it say?
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No, don't tell me.
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Okay, tell me.
No, don't!
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Sheldon, if I tell youbut
you never look at it,
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then you didn't breakthe law, right?
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Law offices
of Morris, Morris & Yorn.
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Janice speaking.
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Hello. I'd like to speak to
either Morris, Morris or Yorn.
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May I ask
what it is in regard to?
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Well, I was slicing a hot dog...
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What's up?
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I was wondering if you
couldtalk to Dale for me.
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Why?
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Wait a minute.
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He fired you?
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Yeah.
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After you gave him
the money back?
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He didn't tell you?
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We haven't exactly been
on speaking terms lately.
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I didn't know.
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But we're about to be
on yelling terms.
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This is exciting.
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So if I don't actually
look at the letter,
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legally I'm in the clear?
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Thank you.
This has been very helpful.
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And if in the future,
you have any physics questions,
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Janice has my info.
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Pizza time!
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Missy, you can legally tell
mewhat's in the letter.
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See...
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here's where it gets fun.
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Come on!
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Ballard's.
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What's wrong with you?!
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I'm sorry. Who is this?
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You know, you can be mad at me
all you want,
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but don't take it out
on my grandson.
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Well, he let the store
get robbed.
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And he paid you the money back.
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Like he should've.
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You know,
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I was actually starting
to feel bad for you,
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and now I don't.
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Yeah. Well, thanks for calling.
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Say cheese.
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Cheese.
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Now tell me what
was in that letter.
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You're pretty crankyfor a
princess rodeo clown. Missy!
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Caltech wants youto go to school there.
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Really?
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They want to talkto Mom and Dad about it.
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I can't believe she
would hide that from me.
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Whatever. Put your nose back on.
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I'm home.
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Would you care
to explain this letter,
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which I didn't read but
legallyknow the contents of?
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Well?
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What were you doing,
going through my nightstand?
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You answer my question first.
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I am your mother,
and I don'tneed to answer anything.
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How could you not tell me
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that Caltech wants meto go to school there?
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Because you're not going,
so it doesn't matter.
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So I don't get a say in this?
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Actually, no, which is why
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that letter is addressed to
the parentsof Sheldon Cooper.
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So Dad was okay
hiding this from me?
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We are done having
this discussion.
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Go to your room.
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Hey, what time
does Fotomat close?
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I was angry at my mother
and needed more information.
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While she told me
to go to my room,
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she didn't say stay there.
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Boy howdy, I do love a loophole.
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All right, who's hotter...
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Cindy Crawford
or Jessica Rabbit?
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One's a person, one's a cartoon.
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And you couldn't get
either one of 'em.
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Now answer the question.Dad.
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What the hell are
you doing here?
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I need to talk to you.
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How'd you even find me?
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It's not like you come
homesmelling like coffee.
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What do you want, Sheldon?
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I want to knowwhy no one told me
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about this recruitment letterfrom Caltech.
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Let me see that.
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All right, let's get me drunk.
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Hi, Mr. Givens.
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Aw, come on!
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Hey. What are you doing
with him?
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I thought you were in your room.
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Don't worry. I was.
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I need to talkto your mother.
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Go back to your room. All right.
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And this time, stay there.
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Aw.
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You want to tell meabout this?
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It came a couple of weeks ago,
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and since there's no way
he's going to California,
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I didn't see the point
in him knowing about it.
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And when were you gonna tell me?
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What difference does it make?
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This says to the "parents"
of Sheldon Cooper.
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Last I checked, that was me, too.
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You are making a big deal
out of nothing.
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This could bea huge opportunity for him.
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I should at leastbe told about it.
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Okay, now you know.
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You think you get to makethese
decisions all by yourself?
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In this case, yeah.
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Well, you don't.
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He's not just your son. He's my son, too.
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He didn't feel like your son
when he had chicken pox,
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or every morning when
I have to make his lunch.
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Well, he felt like my sonwhen
I took him to Caltech,
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where he clearly impresseda lot of people.
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So you just want to
ship our baby boy off
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to California
to live by himself?
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I want to be includedin
decisions about his future.
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If that means California,
maybe I'll go with him.
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He is not going anywhere.
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You can go as far
away as you want.
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This is weird.
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I think it's nice.
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We don't usually get
to chat, just us.
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Yeah, I guess.
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How are things in school?
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Fine.
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Still having fun at baseball?
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So, any boys you like?
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Hey. Thank God.
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Where have you been?
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Trying to find a job,
but no one's hiring.
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I'm sorry.
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Grab a plate and sit with us.
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I ain't hungry.
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So, where were we?
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Boys.
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Georgie, come back.
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I should'veshown you the letter.
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Yeah, you should have.
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I was going to eventually.
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Sure you were.
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You should know...
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Caltech wasn'tthe only
school that sent one.
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Are you kidding me?!
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Well, one was in New Jersey
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and one was all the wayin Germany.
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Well, who says he can't go
to school in New Jersey?!
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I don't know. Maybe
we'll all move to New Jersey.
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We're not moving
to New Jersey, George.
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Well, I guess Mary has spoken.
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Don't start
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in with that. Yes,
Your Majesty.
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You know this is your fault.
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You're the onewho read the letter.
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You went in her nightstand.
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I was only looking
for a flashlight.
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It's not my fault
Mom was hiding things there.
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They're fighting
'cause you're a freak.
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That's your fault.
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You know I'm right.
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This isn't
about what's best for Sheldon,
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this is about
what's best for you.
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Where are you going?
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To sleep on the couch.
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baby, come here.
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I want Dad.
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Come on, let's get
you back in bed.
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How did these schoolseven hear about me?
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Well, if it's anything
like sports,
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there's always recruiters
looking for talent.
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I really enjoyed
visiting Caltech,
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but Princeton's
an interesting choice.
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Albert Einstein taught there.
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Buddy, it's nice all these
schools are interested, but...
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California and New Jersey
are really far away.
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Now youdon't want me
to go to college either?
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I didn't say that.
I'm just saying,
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given how young you are,
we need to be realistic.
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I'll have you know
I recently took care
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of my own boo-boo. And as grown-up
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as that makes you sound,
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I don't think it's
gonna convince your mother.
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What willconvince her?
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I don't know, but I'm sure
between the two of us,
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we can come up with a plan.
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Well, you managedto get her to marry you,
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so you do havea track record.
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Okay,
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the "X" is you.
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College is the goal.
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What stands
between you and the goal line?
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Mom.Exactly.
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She's a tough opponent,
so we got to be smart
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about how we get around her.
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Which won't be easy,
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because she's got Jesuson her team.
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Boy howdy.
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My God.
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You smoke?
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What? No.
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Then your face is on fire.
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00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,555
It's just the one.
265
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,688
I'm going through a rough patch.
266
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,298
What happened?
267
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:17,345
The bookmark fall out of
yourBible, and you lost your place?
268
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,912
No.You run out of room
269
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:22,002
on your fridge for Sheldon's
perfect report cards?
270
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,318
Hey, um...
271
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,625
I was just kidding around.
272
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:38,932
I know.
273
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,719
Why don't you come over here?
274
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,113
Really?
275
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,723
And bring the pack.
276
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,639
We'll go in the chicken coop,
where God can't see us.
277
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:57,167
So, we agree that the only way
this is gonna happen right now
278
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,690
is if you stay local.
279
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,997
I can always go away
for grad school someday.
280
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,391
And truth be told,
I don't havethe emotional maturity
281
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,523
to squish my own bugs.
282
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,438
Anyway, that leaves us
with the big question:
283
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,223
how do we get your mom on board
284
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,790
with you going
where Sturgis teaches?
285
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,096
Well, how did you get her
to agree to marry you?
286
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,900
That won't work.
She doesn't drink anymore.
287
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:21,191
So, George is mad at me, and Sheldon
288
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,976
is mad at me, and...
289
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,717
honestly, I'm mad at me, too.
290
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:28,459
Will you please
give yourself a break?
291
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,071
All that you do
for that family...
292
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,595
I am surprised
you didn't crack years ago.
293
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:37,381
How do youhandle it all?
294
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,775
I'm sitting in a chicken coop
drinking a wine cooler
295
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,256
at 11:00 a.m....
Clearly, I don't.
296
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,000
Shelly and this college stuffis killing me.
297
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,828
I... I never went to college.
298
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,742
How can I prepare him?
299
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,744
Mary, if that kid
is smart enough
300
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,138
to have colleges
wanting him already,
301
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,749
he's got to be smart enough
to figure it out.
302
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,229
Maybe.
303
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:06,236
It still hurts to hear him say
he wants to leave.
304
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,672
I bet.
305
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,067
On the other hand,
306
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,983
I'm worried my Billy
will neverbe ready to leave.
307
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,072
Of course he will.
308
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,595
Damn.
309
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,162
Smoking, drinking, lying.
310
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,208
You're covering
all the sins today.
311
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,735
This is terrible.
312
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:27,997
You ready?
313
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,085
Yes.
314
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,435
Okay, we're rolling.
315
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:34,221
Hello, Mother.
I'd like to present my case
316
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:37,093
as to why I should be allowed
togo to East Texas Tech next year.
317
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,617
And I'll keep it simple
so you don't get confused.
318
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:40,662
Stop.
319
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,882
Something in my teeth?
320
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,884
I brought you a snack.
321
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:45,972
Thanks.
322
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:51,412
So, I don't know if you
heard me and your father
323
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,370
having a disagreement
last night...
324
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,459
A "disagreement"?
325
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,634
Fine. A spat.
326
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,376
Okay, a fight.
327
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,814
I just want you to know
that you do not need to worry.
328
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,643
It's kind of hard not to.
329
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,519
Sometimes moms
and dads have fights,
330
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:14,696
but it doesn't mean that
they don't work things out.
331
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,916
Did you work it out?
332
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,308
We're home.
333
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,875
Eat your cookies.
334
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,360
Why are you so late?
335
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,318
Sheldon?
336
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,930
I've put together a
presentationdetailing the reasons
337
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,757
why I should be allowed
to go to college,
338
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,716
and I'd like you to watch it
with an open mind.
339
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,764
I can do that.
340
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,592
Excellent.
341
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,464
Is Meemaw here?
342
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,248
I smell cigarettes.
343
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,950
Thank you for this opportunity
to plead my case.
344
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,040
And I'd like to thank my
cameraman and driver, Dad.
345
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,738
What, I'm not even,
like, assistant director?
346
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:57,652
No.
347
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,132
Sit back, enjoy.
348
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:04,093
Hello.
I'm Sheldon Cooper,
349
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,878
and this is Why Sheldon Cooper
Should Go to College.
350
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,361
I realize attending college
in another state or country
351
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,537
is unrealistic at this time.
352
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,670
Which is why I'm proposing
that I live at home
353
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,585
but enroll full-time
to continue my studies
354
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,761
with Dr. Sturgis
at East Texas Tech.
355
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,852
I firmly believe that I'm
readyfor this next step
356
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,506
in my academic life.
357
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:28,161
But don't just take it
from me...
358
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,293
He's ready.
In the fall,
359
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,208
now, just let him go.
360
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,905
Please.
361
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,865
I don't think I have anything
left to teach Sheldon.
362
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,955
I'm pretty sure
he's already smarter than me.
363
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,044
It's true.
364
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,611
Honestly...
365
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,483
teaching Sheldon is the
hardestthing I've ever had to do.
366
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,182
And I don't say that
because he can be a pain.
367
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,619
I say that
because he's so intelligent,
368
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,535
I had to study every night
just to keep up.
369
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,104
I'm gonna miss him.
370
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,803
A student like Sheldon
comes along...
371
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,457
once in a lifetime.
372
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,851
This school is not gonna be
the same without him.
373
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,245
But I know
he's gonna do great things.
374
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:14,076
And I'm honored to have been
a small part of it.
375
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,098
I'll chip in for gas money.
I'll move him into his dorm.
376
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,775
What-Whatever you need.
377
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,039
Let's make it happen.
378
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,605
Hi, Mary.
379
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:25,087
I know this must be
a hard decision for you.
380
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,785
I can't tell you
how to parent your child.
381
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,700
I don't have children.
382
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,354
But...
383
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,617
I cantell you...
384
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:36,533
that in all my years
in academia,
385
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,839
I've never seen
386
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,015
a mind like Sheldon's.
387
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:44,759
He's truly extraordinary.
388
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:47,196
And if you let him come here,
389
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,938
I promise
we'll take good care of him.
390
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,727
ready for college,
ready to change the world.
391
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,468
Cut.
392
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,992
If that doesn't convince her,
Idon't know what her problem is.
393
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,084
Well?
394
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,611
Why don't you let meand your mom talk.
395
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,134
All right.
396
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,490
Well?
397
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,636
I guess our baby's going
to college.
398
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,058
That was driving me crazy.
399
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,718
Thank you
for getting me into college.
400
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,552
You ready for this?
401
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:24,902
Let's go.
402
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,691
After you.
403
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,867
Ooh. Why, thank you.
404
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,698
Dang!
405
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,961
Nice! It ain't my
first egging.
406
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,183
Whoo! Good one!
407
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,227
Ain't mine, neither.
408
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,927
Here's for firing my grandson...
409
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,365
jackass!
410
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:56,499
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