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So, you can see that Sheldon
has a baby tooth
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that never fell out.Is that a problem?
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Well, it's gonna keep the adult
tooth from coming down, and...
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it's gonna need to be extracted.
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He is not gonna be happy
about that.
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No, he is not.
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Are you sure we can't
just wait this thing out?
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It's gonna cause all the other
teeth around it to come in
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crooked and, well, you know,
braces can be expensive.
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He is gonna freak out
about the pain
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and the needle and the blood.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mention
that stuff when you tell him.
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Can't youtell him?
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I'm not gonna tell him.
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But you're his doctor.And you're his mommy.
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Which means that I have to dealwith him all the time.
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Help me out here.No.
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Okay. Can wetell him together?
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No.
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All right.
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What if I put your
business card, free of charge,
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in the next church newsletter?
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So, Sheldon,
little bit of dental news.
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You have a baby tooth
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that never fell out.
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Neat. Even my teethare stubborn.
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Anyway, in order for your teeth
to come in straight,
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Dr. Bowers is gonna
need to pull it out.
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Why didn't I hear thisfrom him?
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I had the same question.
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But a tooth extraction
is a major procedure.
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Not necessarily.
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Will there be blood?
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A little.
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Will there be a needle?
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Maybe, but you won't feel it,
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'cause he's gonna
put you under first.
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Put me under? With drugs?
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That's even more dangerous.
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Sheldon, lots of people
get their teeth pulled.
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It's not a big deal.
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Stop enjoying this.
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Sorry.No, you're not.
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No, I'm not.
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This is not exactly the
date night I'd envisioned
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when I was shaving my legs.
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I'm almost done.
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We're elderly, you know?
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If anything,
dinner should be early.
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Well, I'll tell you what,
when I'm finished,
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I am gonna whisk you off
to the finest--
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and the only--
Chinese food place in town.
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Ying's? Their nachos are weird.
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I don't know,
it's not a bad idea
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to maybe venture out of Medfordonce in a while.
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Even better, why don't we
go away for the weekend?
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Come on--
You know how hard it is
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for me to get out of the store.
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What's the point
of being the boss
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if you can't get somebody else
to do your work for you?
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I might be able to leave
Georgie in charge.
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My grandson?
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That'd be the one.
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I want to go, so I'm just gonna
say "good idea."
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Hi, Sheldon,what can I do for you?
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Do you have any books or videos
on the Lamaze technique?
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Georgie get
that girl pregnant?
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It's for me.
I need to have a tooth pulled,
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and I'd like to do it without
putting my brain on drugs.
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Okay.
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I've seen that commercialwith the egg in the frying pan.
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Very effective.Well,
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since this is a high school,
we don't have material
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about giving birth
on the shelves.
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But...
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since this is a high school,
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I keep a few things here
under the counter.
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Excellent.
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And I'll let my brother know,
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in case he gets himself
in a pickle.
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You're having a tooth pulled,
not having a baby.
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If it can work for getting
an eight-pound human
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through a birth canal,
it can work for a tiny tooth.
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Eight pounds?
I'm never having kids.
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Fun fact: she ended up
having four.
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And if I do, I'm taking
any drugs they'll give me.
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That part was true.
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Hey, Georgie.
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I'm thinking abouttaking your meemaw away
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for this weekend.
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Okay. You have my blessing.
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Thank you.
And I was wondering, maybe,
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if you'd lookafter the store while I'm gone.
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You saying I'm the manager?
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No, I-I'm saying I want you
to look after the store
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while I'm gone.
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But in a managerial capacity.
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You think you can handle it?
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Yes, sir. I will make you proud.
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Great.
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Can I fire people?
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No.
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Can I get paid more?No.
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Can I at least change the musicwe play here?
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What's wrong with the music
we play here?
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Nothing, it's just
kind of grandpa music.
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Well, how is this
"grandpa music"?
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Do you listen to it?
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Yeah.
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Do you have grandchildren?Yeah.
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Do you see where I'm going
with this?
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Okay, Sheldon, you ready?
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Not really.
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Yeah, that makes two of us.
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Why don't you guys come on back?
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You know what?I'm just gonna stay here.
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Um, you don't need megetting in your way.
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It's no trouble at all.
Come on.
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I've got my crochet.
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You're coming.Fine.
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So, you don't need to worry
about needles
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'cause we're gonna put you underfor the procedure.
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No, thank you. There are risks
associated with anesthesia.
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Feel free to jump in.
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Are there any other options?
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Well, he could stay awake
for it, but we'd have
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to give him novocaine.
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No needles. Just pull the tooth.
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Okay. Just so you know...
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I'm gonna be using this.
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Drugs, please.
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You go to this casino often?
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Kind of.
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So don't be surprised
if everybody knows my name,
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how I take my whiskey
and the color of my lucky bra.
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Purple.
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No, that's my "get lucky" bra.
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So, what are you into?
Craps, roulette?
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Well, not much of a gambler.
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You just left Georgie in chargeof your store, so... disagree.
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He's a lot smarter
than you think.
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Maybe you're notas smart as I think.
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Well, if you like me just for
my body, I'm okay with that.
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There you go. I hope you enjoyedyour shopping experience.
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I did.I'd let the
manager know,
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but he already does,
'cause it's me.
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I'll take it.
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It's been a pleasure
to serveyou.
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You might want to slow down.We don't have a license
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to sell guns in here.
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Just kidding, it's Texas.We got them in the back.
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Okay, Sheldon,we're gonna put the mask on.
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Now you just breathe normally
and count back from 100.
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But counting back from 100
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isn't complex enough
to occupy my mind.
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You're up again.
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Why don't you think
of something more sciencey?
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Like counting pi.
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That's a thing, right? Pi?
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I can't count pi,
it's an irrational number.
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But I can embrace the spirit
of your proposal and calculate
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the matrix coefficients
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necessary
for a unified field theory.
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Do that. Hit it.
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: Of the four
fundamental forces,
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the most difficult to unify
is gravity because...
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Thank God.
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Step right up.
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Step right up
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for your chance to meet Thoth!
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The Egyptian godof knowledge.
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He has all the answers.
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No question too big
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or small.
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Hello, young man.
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Do you have a question
you'd like to pose?
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I do, but nobody
in the history of science
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has ever been able to answer it.
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: Well, they haven't
asked the great god Thoth!
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Right this way!
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Ask your question.
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Do you really possess
all knowledge?
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You only get one question, kid.
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You want that to be it?
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No.
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How can I unify
the four fundamental forces
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of the universe?
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Now we're talking.
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In order to unify gravity,
you must first understand
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that it is a distortion
of space-time.
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Gravity. Of course.
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He even talks in his sleep.
Why am I not surprised?
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Didn't feel it at all.That's how good this helmet is.
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Want to take a whack?
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Try it on.
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I'll be up front when
you're ready to buy it.
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No.
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Damn it.
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26 for the twins'
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birthday, three for Georgie
and Mary wouldn't like it
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if I used her birthdayfor gambling, so 13 for her.
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All right. For my grandson's
birthday, I'm gonna go black,
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'cause I don't remember.
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No more bets.
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26 black.
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Whoa! Yep! Hey!
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Hooray for the grandkids!
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Whenever the hell
they were born!
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You want to go to the bar?
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No, we've hit.
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We gotta ride this out.
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Double zero.
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Ride's over.To the bar!
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Where am I?
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You died.
You're a ghost now.
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What?
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Look who's awake.
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How are you feelin'?
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I had a dream.
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I solved a unified field theory.
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Well, good for you.
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But I can't remember it.
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Well, you weremumblin' something
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about gravity and forces.
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You need to be more specific.
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Shelly, you weren't makin'
much sense.
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Mother, a unified field theory
is the holy grail of physics.
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Solving it would be
the greatest breakthrough
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in the history of science.
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And you forgot it.
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That's funny.
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Hello, Dr. Bowers,
it's Sheldon Cooper.
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I need you to administer
more anesthesia to me.
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No, I don't have
a dental problem.
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I need to reenter a trancelike
state so I can communicate
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with Thoth,
the god of knowledge.
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I would argue that the greatestdiscovery in physics
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is worth losing
your dental license.
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Well, it's not
my fault you let them
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publish your home phone number.
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Well, this ismy favorite table here.
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Well, sure, every time
you put down money, you win.
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This is nice.
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You know, I really don't getaway from the store enough.
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How come you're still
workin' at your age?
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What do you mean "my age"?
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I mean you're old.
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I'm not old.
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Well, I'm old and
you're older than me.
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Yeah, that's true.
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But we make itlook good though.
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You don't want
to be that guy
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that just works
till he drops dead.
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I mean, maybe you
should retire.
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Have a little fun.
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Well, I'm here with you.
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That's a good start,
'cause I'm fun.
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Man, you sureas hell are.
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Hey, you knowwhat'd be fun?
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New Orleans is justan hour away from here.
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I like where
this is headed.
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And they gotthemselves a 24-hour
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wedding chapel.
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What?
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No!
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What do you mean "no"?
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We're good togetherand we're both old.
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That's what you said.
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We-we haven't even
said "I love you" yet!
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All right, fine.
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I love you.
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You... you're not gonnasay anything back?
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Not under these
circumstances!
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:Goddang it.
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Dale?!
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I'd like to report
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a robbery.
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Well, before I tell you my name,is there any way we can do this
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where the owner of the store
don't find out?
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Because he left me in charge
and I really screwed up.
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At least $400.
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I know it's a lot.
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That's why I said I screwed up.
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I got to think about this.
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I-I'll call you back.
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If I was going to recapture
my insight
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into a unified field theory,
I needed to find a way
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to put myself back into an altered state of consciousness.
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Native Americans would
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sit in sweat lodges
for hours to achieve this.
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I lasted a minute and a half.
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Self-hypnosis is another means
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of bringing stillness
to the mind.
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When it isn't giving you
a heart attack!
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The whirling dervishes
of Central Asia
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employ a repetitive
spinning technique
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to achieve a trancelike state.
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You didn't have to storm off.
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You're being childish.
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So I don't want to get married.
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It's nothing personal.
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Well, it feels personal.
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I'm not rejecting you.
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I'm rejecting marriage.
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If it helps,
it's not the first proposal
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I've turned down.
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How the hell does that help?
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After everything that I've done
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for you and your family!
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You give my grandson a job,
so I'm supposed to marry you?
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Well, you can forget
I even asked.
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After my other attempts
to return to the trancelike
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state of anesthesia failed,
I turned to something
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Nancy Reagan herself told me
to "just say no" to.
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My mind-altering
substance of choice was...
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chamomile tea.
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But not your grandma's
chamomile tea.
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A highly concentrated super
chamomile of my own making.
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All the relaxing power
of 30 cups of chamomile tea
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packed into a teaspoon
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of calming sludge.
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Sorry, Mrs. Reagan.
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Okay, grand unified
field theory,
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here I come.
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This isn't working.
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I disagree.
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Seems to be working
fine and dandy.
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Mr. Einstein?
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I'm very excited
to talk to you,
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but I washoping to hear
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from Thoth, the Egyptian
god of knowledge,
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so he could teach me the grand
unified field theory again.
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Ooh, the grand
unified field theory!
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Well, la-di-da.
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He told it to me in a dream,
but I can't remember.
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All right,hang on.
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Where is the funin finding
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things out if some joker
with a bird head
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just tells you the answer?
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But a grand unified field theorywould explain the universe.
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Answers areall well and good,
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but a real scientist lovesthe thrill of the chase.
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Am I right, Hawking?
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I would agree.
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I do also enjoy the thrill
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of rolling over bubble wrap
with my chair.
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It-it is fun to pop
that stuff, isn't it?
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So fun.But what if I never
figure it out?
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I never did
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and my scientific career
is nothing to sneeze at.
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Same here.Agreed.
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Don't-don't look at me.
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I-I drive a Yugo.
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So none of you can help me?
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I believe I can.
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Sheldon, if I was offered
a choice between all
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the knowledge of the universe
or the endless pursuit of it,
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I would choose the pursuit.
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That's very insightful.
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Hold it, hold it--
he didn't come up with that!
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He stole it
from Gotthold Lessing.
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Who's-who's Gotthold Lessing?
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He's an 18th century
German philosopher.
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Now do you mind?
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We girls are trying to have
some fun over here.
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Apologies.Sorry,Cyndi Lauper.
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Our bad.
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I-I like fun.
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While I made my peace
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with not having the solution
to a unified field theory,
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my intestines
did not make peace
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with concentrated
chamomile syrup.
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Dear.
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Bathroom emergency!
Bathroom emergency!
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What the hell?
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I locked this.
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Who's here?
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I'll call the cops!
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It's just me.
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Why you back so soon?
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None of your business.
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How'd it go yesterday?
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It was good.
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Until it wasn't.
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What do you mean?
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I was helping a customer,
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and I guess I forgotto close the register,
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'cause when I got back to it,all the money was gone.
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Are you kidding me?
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I screwed up.
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Did you call the police?
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I didn't want
to get them involved.
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But I was gonna make it right.
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Here, take it.
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So we good?
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You're fired.
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R-Really?
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Get out of my store now.
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