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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:10,053 So, you can see that Sheldon has a baby tooth 2 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:12,447 that never fell out.Is that a problem? 3 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:14,623 Well, it's gonna keep the adult tooth from coming down, and... 4 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:16,146 it's gonna need to be extracted. 5 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:19,062 He is not gonna be happy about that. 6 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:20,672 No, he is not. 7 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:23,110 Are you sure we can't just wait this thing out? 8 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:24,807 It's gonna cause all the other teeth around it to come in 9 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:27,636 crooked and, well, you know, braces can be expensive. 10 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:32,119 He is gonna freak out about the pain 11 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:34,295 and the needle and the blood. 12 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:35,905 Yeah, I wouldn't mention that stuff when you tell him. 13 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:38,212 Can't youtell him? 14 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:39,561 I'm not gonna tell him. 15 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:42,042 But you're his doctor.And you're his mommy. 16 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:44,174 Which means that I have to dealwith him all the time. 17 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:46,220 Help me out here.No. 18 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:48,918 Okay. Can wetell him together? 19 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,050 No. 20 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:53,531 All right. 21 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:57,405 What if I put your business card, free of charge, 22 00:00:57,448 --> 00:01:00,669 in the next church newsletter? 23 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:05,239 So, Sheldon, little bit of dental news. 24 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:07,110 You have a baby tooth 25 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:08,459 that never fell out. 26 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:10,461 Neat. Even my teethare stubborn. 27 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:15,292 Anyway, in order for your teeth to come in straight, 28 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:18,121 Dr. Bowers is gonna need to pull it out. 29 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:20,428 Why didn't I hear thisfrom him? 30 00:01:20,471 --> 00:01:22,125 I had the same question. 31 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,649 But a tooth extraction is a major procedure. 32 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:26,129 Not necessarily. 33 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:28,044 Will there be blood? 34 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:28,958 A little. 35 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,046 Will there be a needle? 36 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,221 Maybe, but you won't feel it, 37 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:32,962 'cause he's gonna put you under first. 38 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:34,442 Put me under? With drugs? 39 00:01:34,485 --> 00:01:35,791 That's even more dangerous. 40 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,054 Sheldon, lots of people get their teeth pulled. 41 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,447 It's not a big deal. 42 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:42,276 Stop enjoying this. 43 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,016 Sorry.No, you're not. 44 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:46,149 No, I'm not. 45 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:11,305 This is not exactly the date night I'd envisioned 46 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:13,437 when I was shaving my legs. 47 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:14,786 I'm almost done. 48 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:15,874 We're elderly, you know? 49 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:17,876 If anything, dinner should be early. 50 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,182 Well, I'll tell you what, when I'm finished, 51 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:22,359 I am gonna whisk you off to the finest-- 52 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:25,362 and the only-- Chinese food place in town. 53 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:28,278 Ying's? Their nachos are weird. 54 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,280 I don't know, it's not a bad idea 55 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:33,936 to maybe venture out of Medfordonce in a while. 56 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:36,373 Even better, why don't we go away for the weekend? 57 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,853 Come on-- You know how hard it is 58 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,202 for me to get out of the store. 59 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:41,204 What's the point of being the boss 60 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:43,293 if you can't get somebody else to do your work for you? 61 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:47,123 I might be able to leave Georgie in charge. 62 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,733 My grandson? 63 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,561 That'd be the one. 64 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:53,390 I want to go, so I'm just gonna say "good idea." 65 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:01,485 Hi, Sheldon,what can I do for you? 66 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:04,488 Do you have any books or videos on the Lamaze technique? 67 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:07,099 Georgie get that girl pregnant? 68 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:08,884 It's for me. I need to have a tooth pulled, 69 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:11,278 and I'd like to do it without putting my brain on drugs. 70 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,062 Okay. 71 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:15,369 I've seen that commercialwith the egg in the frying pan. 72 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:17,371 Very effective.Well, 73 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:19,808 since this is a high school, we don't have material 74 00:03:19,851 --> 00:03:21,505 about giving birth on the shelves. 75 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:22,854 But... 76 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:25,030 since this is a high school, 77 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:29,557 I keep a few things here under the counter. 78 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,298 Excellent. 79 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:32,473 And I'll let my brother know, 80 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:35,040 in case he gets himself in a pickle. 81 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:43,788 You're having a tooth pulled, not having a baby. 82 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:47,139 If it can work for getting an eight-pound human 83 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:50,099 through a birth canal, it can work for a tiny tooth. 84 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:52,754 Eight pounds? I'm never having kids. 85 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:55,539 Fun fact: she ended up having four. 86 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:59,282 And if I do, I'm taking any drugs they'll give me. 87 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:01,284 That part was true. 88 00:04:02,503 --> 00:04:04,156 Hey, Georgie. 89 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,985 I'm thinking abouttaking your meemaw away 90 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:08,291 for this weekend. 91 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,598 Okay. You have my blessing. 92 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:12,687 Thank you. And I was wondering, maybe, 93 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:15,037 if you'd lookafter the store while I'm gone. 94 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,039 You saying I'm the manager? 95 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:19,694 No, I-I'm saying I want you to look after the store 96 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,304 while I'm gone. 97 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,393 But in a managerial capacity. 98 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,657 You think you can handle it? 99 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:28,529 Yes, sir. I will make you proud. 100 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:29,660 Great. 101 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:30,792 Can I fire people? 102 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:32,054 No. 103 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:34,056 Can I get paid more?No. 104 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:36,188 Can I at least change the musicwe play here? 105 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:38,190 What's wrong with the music we play here? 106 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:40,932 Nothing, it's just kind of grandpa music. 107 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:43,805 Well, how is this "grandpa music"? 108 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,459 Do you listen to it? 109 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:46,721 Yeah. 110 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:49,289 Do you have grandchildren?Yeah. 111 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,203 Do you see where I'm going with this? 112 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,208 Okay, Sheldon, you ready? 113 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:57,297 Not really. 114 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:58,733 Yeah, that makes two of us. 115 00:04:58,776 --> 00:04:59,908 Why don't you guys come on back? 116 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:01,910 You know what?I'm just gonna stay here. 117 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:04,086 Um, you don't need megetting in your way. 118 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,348 It's no trouble at all. Come on. 119 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,741 I've got my crochet. 120 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:08,308 You're coming.Fine. 121 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:17,447 So, you don't need to worry about needles 122 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,231 'cause we're gonna put you underfor the procedure. 123 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:22,104 No, thank you. There are risks associated with anesthesia. 124 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:23,845 Feel free to jump in. 125 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,325 Are there any other options? 126 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:26,543 Well, he could stay awake for it, but we'd have 127 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:27,675 to give him novocaine. 128 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,546 No needles. Just pull the tooth. 129 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,983 Okay. Just so you know... 130 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:33,768 I'm gonna be using this. 131 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,034 Drugs, please. 132 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,386 You go to this casino often? 133 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,040 Kind of. 134 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:47,303 So don't be surprised if everybody knows my name, 135 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,872 how I take my whiskey and the color of my lucky bra. 136 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:52,134 Purple. 137 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:54,005 No, that's my "get lucky" bra. 138 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:58,401 So, what are you into? Craps, roulette? 139 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,577 Well, not much of a gambler. 140 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:05,930 You just left Georgie in chargeof your store, so... disagree. 141 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:09,847 He's a lot smarter than you think. 142 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:13,373 Maybe you're notas smart as I think. 143 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:16,941 Well, if you like me just for my body, I'm okay with that. 144 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,690 There you go. I hope you enjoyedyour shopping experience. 145 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,126 I did.I'd let the manager know, 146 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,651 but he already does, 'cause it's me. 147 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,262 I'll take it. 148 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,525 It's been a pleasure to serveyou. 149 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,440 You might want to slow down.We don't have a license 150 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:40,051 to sell guns in here. 151 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:42,271 Just kidding, it's Texas.We got them in the back. 152 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,317 Okay, Sheldon,we're gonna put the mask on. 153 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:48,320 Now you just breathe normally and count back from 100. 154 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:49,670 But counting back from 100 155 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:52,150 isn't complex enough to occupy my mind. 156 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:53,978 You're up again. 157 00:06:54,022 --> 00:06:58,156 Why don't you think of something more sciencey? 158 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,636 Like counting pi. 159 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,508 That's a thing, right? Pi? 160 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:04,424 I can't count pi, it's an irrational number. 161 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:07,427 But I can embrace the spirit of your proposal and calculate 162 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:08,819 the matrix coefficients 163 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:10,995 necessary for a unified field theory. 164 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,257 Do that. Hit it. 165 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,740 : Of the four fundamental forces, 166 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:22,050 the most difficult to unify is gravity because... 167 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:23,443 Thank God. 168 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,886 Step right up. 169 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:35,585 Step right up 170 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:39,197 for your chance to meet Thoth! 171 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:43,114 The Egyptian godof knowledge. 172 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:46,378 He has all the answers. 173 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:49,643 No question too big 174 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,209 or small. 175 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:53,560 Hello, young man. 176 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:56,911 Do you have a question you'd like to pose? 177 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:59,653 I do, but nobody in the history of science 178 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,350 has ever been able to answer it. 179 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:06,964 : Well, they haven't asked the great god Thoth! 180 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:11,752 Right this way! 181 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,635 Ask your question. 182 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:29,247 Do you really possess all knowledge? 183 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,859 You only get one question, kid. 184 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,861 You want that to be it? 185 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:35,863 No. 186 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:38,692 How can I unify the four fundamental forces 187 00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,215 of the universe? 188 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:42,217 Now we're talking. 189 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:46,134 In order to unify gravity, you must first understand 190 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:48,702 that it is a distortion of space-time. 191 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:51,313 Gravity. Of course. 192 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:54,229 He even talks in his sleep. Why am I not surprised? 193 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,321 Didn't feel it at all.That's how good this helmet is. 194 00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,323 Want to take a whack? 195 00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:04,152 Try it on. 196 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:05,675 I'll be up front when you're ready to buy it. 197 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,595 No. 198 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:17,644 Damn it. 199 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,517 26 for the twins' 200 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:26,783 birthday, three for Georgie and Mary wouldn't like it 201 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:30,874 if I used her birthdayfor gambling, so 13 for her. 202 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:34,486 All right. For my grandson's birthday, I'm gonna go black, 203 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:36,663 'cause I don't remember. 204 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:37,620 No more bets. 205 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,668 26 black. 206 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,887 Whoa! Yep! Hey! 207 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,541 Hooray for the grandkids! 208 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,152 Whenever the hell they were born! 209 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:49,284 You want to go to the bar? 210 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:50,067 No, we've hit. 211 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,547 We gotta ride this out. 212 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,331 Double zero. 213 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,551 Ride's over.To the bar! 214 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,080 Where am I? 215 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:05,474 You died. You're a ghost now. 216 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:06,910 What? 217 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,738 Look who's awake. 218 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,914 How are you feelin'? 219 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:13,177 I had a dream. 220 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:16,224 I solved a unified field theory. 221 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,313 Well, good for you. 222 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,315 But I can't remember it. 223 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,535 Well, you weremumblin' something 224 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,755 about gravity and forces. 225 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:28,192 You need to be more specific. 226 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:30,630 Shelly, you weren't makin' much sense. 227 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:34,982 Mother, a unified field theory is the holy grail of physics. 228 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:37,201 Solving it would be the greatest breakthrough 229 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,203 in the history of science. 230 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,378 And you forgot it. 231 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,423 That's funny. 232 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,821 Hello, Dr. Bowers, it's Sheldon Cooper. 233 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,519 I need you to administer more anesthesia to me. 234 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,695 No, I don't have a dental problem. 235 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,306 I need to reenter a trancelike state so I can communicate 236 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,786 with Thoth, the god of knowledge. 237 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,529 I would argue that the greatestdiscovery in physics 238 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,836 is worth losing your dental license. 239 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,489 Well, it's not my fault you let them 240 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,752 publish your home phone number. 241 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:09,712 Well, this ismy favorite table here. 242 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:14,238 Well, sure, every time you put down money, you win. 243 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,851 This is nice. 244 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,333 You know, I really don't getaway from the store enough. 245 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,555 How come you're still workin' at your age? 246 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:27,556 What do you mean "my age"? 247 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:28,992 I mean you're old. 248 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,515 I'm not old. 249 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,648 Well, I'm old and you're older than me. 250 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,737 Yeah, that's true. 251 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,391 But we make itlook good though. 252 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,045 You don't want to be that guy 253 00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:40,569 that just works till he drops dead. 254 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,832 I mean, maybe you should retire. 255 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,704 Have a little fun. 256 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,227 Well, I'm here with you. 257 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:49,360 That's a good start, 'cause I'm fun. 258 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,014 Man, you sureas hell are. 259 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,454 Hey, you knowwhat'd be fun? 260 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,848 New Orleans is justan hour away from here. 261 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,242 I like where this is headed. 262 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:04,549 And they gotthemselves a 24-hour 263 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,987 wedding chapel. 264 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,728 What? 265 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,948 No! 266 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,254 What do you mean "no"? 267 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,386 We're good togetherand we're both old. 268 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,997 That's what you said. 269 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,913 We-we haven't even said "I love you" yet! 270 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,001 All right, fine. 271 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,611 I love you. 272 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:29,618 You... you're not gonnasay anything back? 273 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,663 Not under these circumstances! 274 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,757 :Goddang it. 275 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,195 Dale?! 276 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,590 I'd like to report 277 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,941 a robbery. 278 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,508 Well, before I tell you my name,is there any way we can do this 279 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:53,947 where the owner of the store don't find out? 280 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:57,907 Because he left me in charge and I really screwed up. 281 00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,649 At least $400. 282 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,433 I know it's a lot. 283 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,087 That's why I said I screwed up. 284 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,657 I got to think about this. 285 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,312 I-I'll call you back. 286 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,705 If I was going to recapture my insight 287 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:17,144 into a unified field theory, I needed to find a way 288 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:20,974 to put myself back into an altered state of consciousness. 289 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,932 Native Americans would 290 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,979 sit in sweat lodges for hours to achieve this. 291 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:29,765 I lasted a minute and a half. 292 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,723 Self-hypnosis is another means 293 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,509 of bringing stillness to the mind. 294 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,861 When it isn't giving you a heart attack! 295 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,733 The whirling dervishes of Central Asia 296 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,518 employ a repetitive spinning technique 297 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,913 to achieve a trancelike state. 298 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,101 You didn't have to storm off. 299 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,670 You're being childish. 300 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,369 So I don't want to get married. 301 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,718 It's nothing personal. 302 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,895 Well, it feels personal. 303 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:13,896 I'm not rejecting you. 304 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,724 I'm rejecting marriage. 305 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,945 If it helps, it's not the first proposal 306 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,207 I've turned down. 307 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,862 How the hell does that help? 308 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,212 After everything that I've done 309 00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:27,344 for you and your family! 310 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,130 You give my grandson a job, so I'm supposed to marry you? 311 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:33,785 Well, you can forget I even asked. 312 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:41,445 After my other attempts to return to the trancelike 313 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,405 state of anesthesia failed, I turned to something 314 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:48,017 Nancy Reagan herself told me to "just say no" to. 315 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:51,368 My mind-altering substance of choice was... 316 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,892 chamomile tea. 317 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,242 But not your grandma's chamomile tea. 318 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:59,507 A highly concentrated super chamomile of my own making. 319 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:03,946 All the relaxing power of 30 cups of chamomile tea 320 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,079 packed into a teaspoon 321 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,429 of calming sludge. 322 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,300 Sorry, Mrs. Reagan. 323 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,281 Okay, grand unified field theory, 324 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,326 here I come. 325 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,911 This isn't working. 326 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,479 I disagree. 327 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:03,005 Seems to be working fine and dandy. 328 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,616 Mr. Einstein? 329 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,749 I'm very excited to talk to you, 330 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:08,968 but I washoping to hear 331 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,970 from Thoth, the Egyptian god of knowledge, 332 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:14,016 so he could teach me the grand unified field theory again. 333 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,453 Ooh, the grand unified field theory! 334 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,065 Well, la-di-da. 335 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,503 He told it to me in a dream, but I can't remember. 336 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,462 All right,hang on. 337 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,681 Where is the funin finding 338 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,031 things out if some joker with a bird head 339 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,120 just tells you the answer? 340 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:35,081 But a grand unified field theorywould explain the universe. 341 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,039 Answers areall well and good, 342 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,911 but a real scientist lovesthe thrill of the chase. 343 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,130 Am I right, Hawking? 344 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,479 I would agree. 345 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:45,308 I do also enjoy the thrill 346 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:48,224 of rolling over bubble wrap with my chair. 347 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:51,880 It-it is fun to pop that stuff, isn't it? 348 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,535 So fun.But what if I never figure it out? 349 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,058 I never did 350 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,495 and my scientific career is nothing to sneeze at. 351 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,410 Same here.Agreed. 352 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,412 Don't-don't look at me. 353 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,762 I-I drive a Yugo. 354 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,895 So none of you can help me? 355 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,679 I believe I can. 356 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:12,292 Sheldon, if I was offered a choice between all 357 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:15,338 the knowledge of the universe or the endless pursuit of it, 358 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,949 I would choose the pursuit. 359 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,431 That's very insightful. 360 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:22,911 Hold it, hold it-- he didn't come up with that! 361 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,218 He stole it from Gotthold Lessing. 362 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,959 Who's-who's Gotthold Lessing? 363 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:31,398 He's an 18th century German philosopher. 364 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,834 Now do you mind? 365 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:36,229 We girls are trying to have some fun over here. 366 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,926 Apologies.Sorry,Cyndi Lauper. 367 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,101 Our bad. 368 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,972 I-I like fun. 369 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,324 While I made my peace 370 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,240 with not having the solution to a unified field theory, 371 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,416 my intestines did not make peace 372 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,853 with concentrated chamomile syrup. 373 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,420 Dear. 374 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,075 Bathroom emergency! Bathroom emergency! 375 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,563 What the hell? 376 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,131 I locked this. 377 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,265 Who's here? 378 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,484 I'll call the cops! 379 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,051 It's just me. 380 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,619 Why you back so soon? 381 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,099 None of your business. 382 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,710 How'd it go yesterday? 383 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,146 It was good. 384 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,017 Until it wasn't. 385 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,367 What do you mean? 386 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,370 I was helping a customer, 387 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,633 and I guess I forgotto close the register, 388 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:36,419 'cause when I got back to it,all the money was gone. 389 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,942 Are you kidding me? 390 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,292 I screwed up. 391 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,467 Did you call the police? 392 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,121 I didn't want to get them involved. 393 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,775 But I was gonna make it right. 394 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,170 Here, take it. 395 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:52,783 So we good? 396 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,699 You're fired. 397 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,353 R-Really? 398 00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:00,400 Get out of my store now. 399 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,928 Captioning sponsored by CBS 400 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,973 WARNER BROS. 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