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You do not have to yell. 8 00:01:13,744 --> 00:01:16,777 What I was trying to say is that, OK, 9 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:19,610 maybe some bad things happened, 10 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:22,213 and maybe it was because of me, 11 00:01:22,213 --> 00:01:25,116 but that doesn't mean it was my fault. 12 00:01:25,116 --> 00:01:26,657 I'd make a terrible lawyer. 13 00:01:26,657 --> 00:01:28,589 [woman] Your fate has been decided. 14 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,692 The Crystal Cavern of Justice hereby find you guilty! 15 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:35,166 Wait! No! Isn't there some way we can replay what happened 16 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:37,168 so you would know I'm innocent? 17 00:01:37,168 --> 00:01:38,569 Well, almost innocent. 18 00:01:38,569 --> 00:01:41,532 [man 2] You're not speaking of the Time Vortex, are you? 19 00:01:41,532 --> 00:01:45,105 Well, if that's what you call a rewind button, then yeah. 20 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,106 [man] Very well. 21 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,278 We will send you back 22 00:01:47,278 --> 00:01:49,210 to the moment this incident began. 23 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:51,642 All right. Well, get your popcorn and licorice 24 00:01:51,642 --> 00:01:54,685 because you're going to like how this got started. 25 00:02:02,793 --> 00:02:04,155 [horror film music] 26 00:02:04,155 --> 00:02:07,198 - [woman screaming] - [laughs] 27 00:02:07,198 --> 00:02:08,699 I just love drive-in movies. 28 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:10,831 You can yell at the screen and nobody cares. 29 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,733 [yells] Hey, genius, the walls are oozing maggots! 30 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,665 Why are you taking a shower? 31 00:02:16,267 --> 00:02:18,609 Alex... 32 00:02:21,772 --> 00:02:23,674 Your own personal drive-in?! 33 00:02:23,674 --> 00:02:25,376 Get rid of it now. 34 00:02:25,376 --> 00:02:27,578 Come on, Dad. I can get you your own car 35 00:02:27,578 --> 00:02:28,879 and you can watch the movie with us. 36 00:02:28,879 --> 00:02:30,351 I can get you a churro truck. 37 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,425 Lose it. 38 00:02:34,425 --> 00:02:35,656 Fine. 39 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,259 And whose car was that? 40 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,291 I don't know, but there's some guy out on Waverly Place 41 00:02:40,291 --> 00:02:41,892 who's been looking for his car for about an hour. 42 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:43,664 - Show me some love, Harper. - Yeah. 43 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,296 Harper, don't high-five her. 44 00:02:45,296 --> 00:02:47,638 What she did was wrong and unbelievably selfish. 45 00:02:47,638 --> 00:02:49,800 Well, we left the guy half a pack of licorice. 46 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,342 No, we didn't. 47 00:02:52,543 --> 00:02:55,175 Dad, what's the big deal? I've always done stuff like this. 48 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,608 Right, but now that you're the family wizard, 49 00:02:57,608 --> 00:03:01,552 it's time to stop using magic for selfish reasons. 50 00:03:01,552 --> 00:03:02,683 Now give me that popcorn. 51 00:03:04,615 --> 00:03:06,957 Thank you so much, Mason. 52 00:03:06,957 --> 00:03:08,859 OK, you and Alex can hang up the banner. 53 00:03:08,859 --> 00:03:11,522 Harper, get the ice cream cake out of the freezer. 54 00:03:11,522 --> 00:03:13,564 Jerry, stop eating popcorn off the floor. 55 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,697 Wait, did you say party? For who? 56 00:03:18,729 --> 00:03:20,671 I have a fair inkling. 57 00:03:20,671 --> 00:03:23,534 Another party for Justin?! 58 00:03:23,534 --> 00:03:26,707 We're just so excited about him taking over WizTech. 59 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,709 [giggles] It's a big deal. 60 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,681 Yeah. I guess you're right. 61 00:03:30,681 --> 00:03:32,643 It's not like, you know, actually winning 62 00:03:32,643 --> 00:03:35,646 the family competition and becoming the full wizard. 63 00:03:35,646 --> 00:03:37,648 Since nobody ever threw me a party. 64 00:03:37,648 --> 00:03:40,551 Hey, I didn't get a party or get to become a wizard. 65 00:03:40,551 --> 00:03:43,654 I just got these all-you-can-eat bologna scraps. 66 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:47,758 Mmmm. Maybe I am the winner. 67 00:03:47,758 --> 00:03:51,462 Come on, everybody. We've got a lot of work to do. 68 00:03:51,462 --> 00:03:52,633 Justin's going to be here soon. 69 00:03:57,308 --> 00:03:59,370 All right, I'm done. Where's my magazine? 70 00:03:59,370 --> 00:04:01,872 Mason, rub my shoulders. That was hard work. 71 00:04:01,872 --> 00:04:04,675 Hey! I just told you, 72 00:04:04,675 --> 00:04:06,747 magic is not for getting what you want 73 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,319 or using it for selfish reasons. 74 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:09,880 Mason, stop rubbing her shoulders! 75 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,823 That's right, mija. You should use your magic 76 00:04:12,823 --> 00:04:14,725 to make other people's lives easier. 77 00:04:14,725 --> 00:04:16,727 I know a pretty Latina who would love 78 00:04:16,727 --> 00:04:18,689 to never have to do laundry again. 79 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:20,731 Theresa. 80 00:04:20,731 --> 00:04:23,794 Sorry. Your father's right. It's time to grow up. 81 00:04:23,794 --> 00:04:27,398 "Grow up?" Everybody knows people who grow up 82 00:04:27,398 --> 00:04:29,700 too fast are miserable. I mean, look at Harper. 83 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:31,542 She's been doing her parents' laundry 84 00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:32,703 since she was in the second grade. 85 00:04:32,703 --> 00:04:35,746 Oh, see, the laundry I didn't mind so much. 86 00:04:35,746 --> 00:04:37,608 It was rotating the tires on the minivan that just... 87 00:04:37,608 --> 00:04:39,650 [blows raspberry] ...really got to me. 88 00:04:44,355 --> 00:04:46,717 Where's Justin? He should've been here by now. 89 00:04:46,717 --> 00:04:47,718 You mean he's not here? 90 00:04:47,718 --> 00:04:49,390 I'm so bored I thought he was here 91 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,921 telling one of his nerdy stories 92 00:04:50,921 --> 00:04:53,324 that always ends with "Hey, wake up, everybody!" 93 00:04:56,967 --> 00:05:00,501 I'm so sorry for the intrusion. I'm Justin's friend Dominic. 94 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:01,972 He asked me to give you a message. 95 00:05:01,972 --> 00:05:05,606 He is too busy at WizTech and unfortunately cannot come. 96 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:06,937 OK. Give us the message. 97 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,881 Uh... that was the message. 98 00:05:10,881 --> 00:05:12,343 OK. Can we start from the top? 99 00:05:12,343 --> 00:05:13,614 Because this guy is all over the place. 100 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,517 So is Justin all right? 101 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,919 Oh, yes, Mrs. Russo. Justin is fine. 102 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,621 It's just more difficult for someone 103 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:22,693 with his spectacular talents to get away. 104 00:05:22,693 --> 00:05:24,825 Now, I don't usually use the word "spectacular," 105 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,598 but in Justin's case, spectacular. 106 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,431 Justin isn't coming? 107 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:32,062 What are we gonna do with the ice cream cake. 108 00:05:32,062 --> 00:05:34,435 Oh, I'm sure you'll think of something, Jerry. 109 00:05:35,766 --> 00:05:38,939 Excuse me, you must be Alex Russo. 110 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,741 You're quite famous in the wizard world 111 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:44,675 but I had no idea you were so... beautiful. 112 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:47,478 Oh, come on. I'm not that famous. 113 00:05:47,478 --> 00:05:51,882 Dominic. Nice to meet you, mate. I'm Mason Greyback. 114 00:05:51,882 --> 00:05:54,955 Perhaps you've heard of me, Alex's werewolf boyfriend. 115 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,988 Boyfriend? You're a lucky man. 116 00:05:57,988 --> 00:06:01,592 Yes, I am. A lucky werewolf. 117 00:06:01,592 --> 00:06:02,593 [growls] 118 00:06:04,595 --> 00:06:08,639 Well, it seems like I've made this awkward, forgive me. 119 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:09,700 It was an honor meeting you, Alex. 120 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,842 So long, everyone. 121 00:06:11,842 --> 00:06:13,003 Werewolf. 122 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:20,711 Boy, he was the most polite wizard I have ever met. 123 00:06:20,711 --> 00:06:22,753 And easy on the eyes. 124 00:06:22,753 --> 00:06:25,416 Reminded me of a young me. 125 00:06:26,717 --> 00:06:28,959 You know, I think he was into you, Alex. 126 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:30,721 Oh. No, no, no, no. 127 00:06:30,721 --> 00:06:33,724 Yeah. No, no, no, no. 128 00:06:33,724 --> 00:06:35,566 I can't believe Justin's not coming. 129 00:06:35,566 --> 00:06:37,828 I wanted him to be here for my big announcement. 130 00:06:37,828 --> 00:06:41,532 A while ago, I got an invitation from my cousin, Carmela, 131 00:06:41,532 --> 00:06:45,436 in Italy, inviting us to a Russo family reunion. 132 00:06:45,436 --> 00:06:46,737 It's OK, Dad. What's your announcement? 133 00:06:47,738 --> 00:06:48,879 That was the announcement. 134 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:51,682 Oh, great, now Dad's all over the place. 135 00:06:51,682 --> 00:06:54,785 Aww, Jerry, you're taking me on a romantic trip to Italy, 136 00:06:54,785 --> 00:06:56,146 - I love you. - Well... 137 00:06:56,146 --> 00:06:58,649 Actually, I'm taking the whole family. 138 00:06:58,649 --> 00:07:00,891 Why? They don't know we have kids. 139 00:07:02,453 --> 00:07:04,725 But, Theresa, it's a family reunion. 140 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:08,629 Or should I say [accent] riunione di famiglia? 141 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,631 Please don't do that, Dad. 142 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,633 It's almost as annoying as when you say 143 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,565 [bad accent] "mootsa-rella." 144 00:07:14,565 --> 00:07:17,668 Well, you guys have fun. 145 00:07:17,668 --> 00:07:21,071 I'll just stay here and read or something. 146 00:07:21,071 --> 00:07:24,745 Yeah, and I'll just stay here and chew up the furniture. 147 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,747 This couch looks pretty fruity. 148 00:07:28,819 --> 00:07:30,050 You guys are family, too. 149 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,623 I got tickets for all of us to go. 150 00:07:32,623 --> 00:07:34,655 - [gasps] - All right! 151 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,627 Tickets? Dad, if you want to go to Italy, 152 00:07:36,627 --> 00:07:38,058 I can be our travel agent. 153 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,030 No time for that travel confusion. 154 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:42,032 Show me the door to our Italian reunion. 155 00:07:48,739 --> 00:07:51,602 OK, I don't know how to say "Wizard Speed Pass" in Italian, 156 00:07:51,602 --> 00:07:54,104 so I'm just going to go with "Mamma Mia!" 157 00:07:54,104 --> 00:07:55,676 Or at least I think that's Italian. 158 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,613 [Max] A door to Japan? How cool. 159 00:08:03,914 --> 00:08:06,657 It's Italy. 160 00:08:06,657 --> 00:08:08,759 I don't know all the towns in Japan, dude. 161 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:11,892 Alex, you're not going to turn this trip 162 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,924 into one of your selfish shortcuts. 163 00:08:13,924 --> 00:08:16,767 I want us to experience the whole journey. 164 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:18,669 Getting there is half the fun. 165 00:08:18,669 --> 00:08:21,101 Now, get rid of this thing. 166 00:08:24,735 --> 00:08:27,137 Whoa. 167 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:29,079 Did you just see that girl? 168 00:08:29,079 --> 00:08:30,711 Alex, I have to get her number first. 169 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,614 Max, get back here! 170 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,515 Would you please grow up?! 171 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,717 Max! 172 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:44,655 OK, let's just find Max and go home. 173 00:08:44,655 --> 00:08:45,856 So we can fly back here. 174 00:08:47,658 --> 00:08:51,261 Wow! Look at this place. 175 00:08:51,261 --> 00:08:54,164 Oh. It's beautiful. 176 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,813 Your family lives here? 177 00:09:02,813 --> 00:09:05,275 Villa di Russo. 178 00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:09,049 I don't know who "Villa di" is, but Russo is definitely me. 179 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,982 I don't think he's mad at you anymore. 180 00:09:11,982 --> 00:09:15,886 Oh, don't be fooled. He's happy anywhere there's cheese hanging. 181 00:09:17,788 --> 00:09:18,959 Man. I lost her. 182 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:21,592 I didn't even get her name, but she looked like a Tomiko. 183 00:09:22,893 --> 00:09:25,636 Tomiko! Tomiko! 184 00:09:25,636 --> 00:09:29,740 Max. Forget the girl. We've got girls back home. 185 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:31,602 Yeah, but there's no Italians in New York, Mom. 186 00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:35,045 Oh, come on. Can't we stay a little longer? 187 00:09:35,045 --> 00:09:36,677 This is the first time Alex's magic 188 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,048 took me somewhere that didn't scared me. 189 00:09:38,048 --> 00:09:41,151 No. We're not coming to Italy this way. 190 00:09:41,151 --> 00:09:44,084 We're going to experience a family trip the real way. 191 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,617 You mean on a discount flight in cramped seats 192 00:09:46,617 --> 00:09:47,988 with bad food and an obnoxious kid 193 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,120 in front of you saying, "peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo." 194 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:53,694 Ciao, bella. 195 00:09:55,626 --> 00:09:58,298 Are you here for a tour of the Russo vineyard? 196 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:01,131 Well... I, uh... 197 00:10:01,131 --> 00:10:03,303 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 198 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,375 We're not here for the tour, paisan. 199 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:06,376 Go back to work. 200 00:10:07,678 --> 00:10:09,609 And put a shirt on! 201 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,811 All right, let's go. 202 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,943 OK, fine. But you'll only have yourself to blame 203 00:10:12,943 --> 00:10:15,646 when that peek-a-boo kid uses your lap for a barf bag. 204 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:22,693 All right, is everybody here? 205 00:10:22,693 --> 00:10:24,695 Good. Now, Alex, 206 00:10:24,695 --> 00:10:26,396 - get rid of this thing. - OK. 207 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:32,863 Hmm... The spell I need is like things in my bedroom. 208 00:10:32,863 --> 00:10:35,966 It's buried under the dirty clothes of my mind. 209 00:10:35,966 --> 00:10:38,208 You see? Justin would never do a spell 210 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,940 that he didn't know how to undo. 211 00:10:41,171 --> 00:10:42,743 Oh, I get it. 212 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,675 I get this whole "grown-up" thing now. 213 00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:46,717 You think Justin should've been the family wizard. 214 00:10:46,717 --> 00:10:49,419 Honey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. 215 00:10:49,419 --> 00:10:51,952 No. I'm sorry I'm not the grown-up family wizard 216 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,053 you want me to be. 217 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:57,057 Well, up until then, 218 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,959 that was the best five-minute vacation I've ever had. 219 00:11:16,907 --> 00:11:18,148 [clears throat] 220 00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:20,851 Excuse me, is this Jumbotron taken? 221 00:11:20,851 --> 00:11:23,383 Dominic? What are you doing here? 222 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:26,186 My night job is cleaning the back of the Jumbotron. 223 00:11:27,457 --> 00:11:29,159 You being here is just a bonus. 224 00:11:29,159 --> 00:11:33,063 Look, you seem really nice, but I have a boyfriend. 225 00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:34,725 And to be honest 226 00:11:34,725 --> 00:11:36,396 I don't think I'd be really good company right now. 227 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:40,000 Unless you're a fan of big, sloppy emotional meltdowns. 228 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,371 You know, I was just saying this morning, 229 00:11:41,371 --> 00:11:43,934 I haven't seen a big, sloppy emotional meltdown 230 00:11:43,934 --> 00:11:46,807 in a while. Let's see what you got. 231 00:11:48,779 --> 00:11:50,881 Ah, a smile. 232 00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:54,885 Have you ever considered joining the Wizard Council? 233 00:11:54,885 --> 00:11:56,817 The Wizard Council? 234 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,919 Isn't that for old geezers who wear robes 235 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,350 because they're tired of shopping? 236 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:01,792 [laughs] 237 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:03,393 I just believe you have the potential 238 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:07,457 to be the most powerful wizard of your generation. 239 00:12:07,457 --> 00:12:10,730 Trust me. You have no idea what you're truly capable of. 240 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,364 Well, if you ask my family, 241 00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:18,408 I'm not capable of anything except refusing to grow up. 242 00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:20,040 They're mortals. 243 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,072 They can't understand wizards with your power. 244 00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:24,875 Besides, if their opinions really bothers you, 245 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,077 you're powerful enough to create your own spell 246 00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:29,749 to smooth out your little edges. 247 00:12:31,782 --> 00:12:33,383 Why are you telling me this? 248 00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:37,828 Because where everyone else sees trouble, 249 00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:39,189 I see magic. 250 00:12:40,891 --> 00:12:42,192 And beauty. 251 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,837 OK, now you're just flirting. 252 00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:48,338 Yeah, a little bit. 253 00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:50,470 Here. It's a small gift. 254 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,872 Oh, no. I can't take that. 255 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,403 It's simply a friendship bracelet. 256 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,110 Everything OK up here? 257 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,782 Oh, yeah. Mason, sorry. 258 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,254 I just had to get away from home, you know. 259 00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:06,256 And I just came to check on her. 260 00:13:06,256 --> 00:13:07,858 I apologize if I've overstepped. 261 00:13:07,858 --> 00:13:10,961 You have, mate, and I'm here now. 262 00:13:10,961 --> 00:13:12,262 Werewolf. 263 00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:14,865 Good-bye, Alex. 264 00:13:14,865 --> 00:13:16,496 Bye. 265 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,228 Werewolf. 266 00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:25,035 I do not like that guy. 267 00:13:25,035 --> 00:13:27,107 Anything I should be worried about? 268 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,438 Not a thing. 269 00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:31,541 Good. Well, I've got a surprise to cheer you up. 270 00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,113 I thought we would have a little picnic. 271 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:37,817 Don't say Italian, 'cause I've had enough of that, today. 272 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:42,822 No. I was thinking something sophisticated... 273 00:13:43,854 --> 00:13:44,895 ...poached salmon. 274 00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:48,458 Oh, Mason. That's so sweet. 275 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,600 But can I make a little tweak? 276 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,832 Of course, darling. 277 00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:58,608 Check it out, finger food feast. I call the wing. 278 00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:01,511 No, Alex! Alex, you know this food is bad for you. 279 00:14:01,511 --> 00:14:03,213 Besides, I cooked that salmon, 280 00:14:03,213 --> 00:14:05,275 two hours over a hot poacher. 281 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:08,578 Why? You know it only takes me like two seconds. 282 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,923 I see. So, this is how it's going to be from now on. 283 00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:14,584 What? 284 00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:18,228 Just you, me and your wand. 285 00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:21,391 Just using your magic selfishly no matter who it hurts. 286 00:14:22,993 --> 00:14:26,596 Mason, where are you going? I did all this for us. 287 00:14:26,596 --> 00:14:28,568 So did I. 288 00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:40,550 So you turned Mason's classy picnic 289 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,452 into a county fair fry-fest? 290 00:14:42,452 --> 00:14:45,055 Well, everybody knows that my favorite food 291 00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:46,656 comes in cardboard containers 292 00:14:46,656 --> 00:14:48,558 with some kind of dipping sauce. 293 00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:50,220 Ew. 294 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:55,425 Oh, Hi, Alex. Can you tell me what's wrong with this picture? 295 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,299 Everything you're wearing is from the nineties. 296 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,430 [laughing] 297 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:03,633 Oh, but if you guys wear it, it's "vintage." 298 00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:06,206 Have you figured out how to get rid of this thing yet? 299 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,478 Uh, no. I've been a little busy. 300 00:15:08,478 --> 00:15:10,941 But don't worry, I'll figure it out something 301 00:15:10,941 --> 00:15:12,442 before Max can use it again. 302 00:15:12,442 --> 00:15:13,944 [door opens] 303 00:15:13,944 --> 00:15:17,517 Hey, who wants to help me make a hot tub out of this? 304 00:15:19,489 --> 00:15:22,492 I bet I know how he's going to make the bubbles. 305 00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:26,326 Max, stop going to Italy. And, Alex, you... 306 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,498 I know, I know. Grow up. 307 00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:31,601 You're right, Pop. I'll just take this back. 308 00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:34,434 Max, you forgot the barrel! 309 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,565 Max! 310 00:15:35,565 --> 00:15:39,339 He's not coming back, is he? 311 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,212 Theresa, we have to find Max again! 312 00:15:42,212 --> 00:15:45,515 What?! I was about to make dinner. 313 00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:47,947 It's just Italy, we'll be right back. 314 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,089 Hey, are you OK? 315 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:03,994 It's just that, I thought once I became the family wizard, 316 00:16:03,994 --> 00:16:07,067 all of this pressure would be off of me. 317 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:11,101 But no, it's like everybody still wants me to change. 318 00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:13,403 Well, that doesn't make a lot of sense. 319 00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:14,644 It's who you are in the first place 320 00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:16,076 that made you the family wizard 321 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,579 I know, but maybe growing up 322 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,382 would make me a better person. 323 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,284 I mean, I can't even say anything nice 324 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,586 about my best friend's hideous clambake outfit. 325 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,619 I'm sorry, Harper. I held off as long as I could. 326 00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:31,191 But you see? That's what I mean. 327 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,063 You making fun of my outfit is you. 328 00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:35,365 And me loving this outfit is me. 329 00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:37,597 People should appreciate you for who you are, 330 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,099 not for what they think you should be. 331 00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:44,734 Right. And I am a powerful wizard 332 00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:47,207 who can change if I want to. 333 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,639 Just smooth out my little edges. 334 00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:51,781 Wait, hold up. OK, so, after my great speech, 335 00:16:51,781 --> 00:16:53,583 you're still going to change your personality with magic? 336 00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,685 Just the parts that nobody likes. 337 00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:57,547 So, you're going to change your whole personality? 338 00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:01,091 I owed you for the clambake comment. 339 00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:03,093 - All right. - Yeah, that's good. 340 00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:06,626 Selfish, mean and tired of rejection. 341 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,529 Take these parts to a place of reflection. 342 00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:12,632 Alex, are you OK? 343 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:16,436 I think so. Did it work? 344 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,408 I don't know. You look the same. 345 00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:19,809 Here, let me test you. 346 00:17:19,809 --> 00:17:21,641 What do you think of my clambake outfit? 347 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,543 Mm. It's horrible... 348 00:17:24,814 --> 00:17:26,676 ...that you didn't make me one. 349 00:17:26,676 --> 00:17:27,647 Oh, it worked! 350 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,679 I'm totally nice! [exclaims] 351 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,582 Wait. 352 00:17:32,582 --> 00:17:34,324 If you still have all your good parts, 353 00:17:34,324 --> 00:17:35,555 where did all your bad parts go? 354 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,459 Hey! Let me out of here, you ugly hags! 355 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,192 And I found my bad parts. 356 00:17:42,192 --> 00:17:44,634 Oh, come on. She doesn't seem that bad. 357 00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:48,138 I can smell that nasty outfit all the way from here! 358 00:17:48,138 --> 00:17:49,599 Oh, I am not afraid of you! 359 00:17:49,599 --> 00:17:51,801 Well, come and get me, lobster girl! 360 00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:55,445 Harper, don't let me taunt you. 361 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,608 Hey, maybe she's like a bird. 362 00:17:58,608 --> 00:18:00,480 She'll be quiet if we cover her up. 363 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:05,385 - Hey! Take this off! - [banging] 364 00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:14,464 Oh, Alex. You have no idea what you've started. 365 00:18:26,536 --> 00:18:27,577 Did you find Max? 366 00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:28,678 No. 367 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,413 But I found out where my cousins keep their cannolis. 368 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,685 Jerry, you're supposed to be looking for your son, 369 00:18:35,685 --> 00:18:36,686 not dessert. 370 00:18:37,547 --> 00:18:39,649 Let me have a bite of that. Come on. 371 00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:42,392 - Oh, Max! - Where? 372 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,496 Oh! Mmm. 373 00:18:46,496 --> 00:18:49,799 Let's just go home and try to lure Max back with this cannoli. 374 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,801 - OK. - What I'm saying. 375 00:18:51,801 --> 00:18:54,234 There's not going to be any left. 376 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,337 - Let's get a couple to go. - OK. 377 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,570 [Italian accent] Where are you going? Thieves! 378 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:04,544 Buon giorno. We're just looking for our son. 379 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,715 We're not stealing. 380 00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:14,924 Carmela? Cousin Carmela? [laughs] 381 00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:16,356 Jerry Russo! 382 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,489 Bianca, Gino, put your wands down. 383 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:25,695 Geraldo! Cugino Geraldo! 384 00:19:25,695 --> 00:19:30,440 Look at you. You still have a baby face. It's so smooth. 385 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,543 That's just the grease from the cannoli. 386 00:19:33,543 --> 00:19:34,844 Carmela, this is my wife, Theresa. 387 00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:38,308 - Oh, Theresa! - Nice to meet... too tight. 388 00:19:38,308 --> 00:19:42,412 Too thin. This one is like a breadstick. 389 00:19:42,412 --> 00:19:44,914 Hey, Geraldo, what are you doing here? 390 00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:46,956 The reunion isn't for month, huh? 391 00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:49,319 Oh, who cares? Let's eat. 392 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:54,264 [calling in Italian] 393 00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:55,625 [speaking Italian] 394 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,327 Benvenuto! 395 00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:58,598 Max. 396 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,631 Sorry. I just love meeting people. Hi, Max Russo. 397 00:20:01,631 --> 00:20:04,634 We have been looking all over for you. 398 00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:07,607 This is our son, Max. I'm sorry. 399 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,909 He saw a pretty girl through the Wizard Speed Pass 400 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:10,910 and came to find her. 401 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,583 You have a Wizard Speed Pass? 402 00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,685 Ohh-ho-ho-ho. 403 00:20:15,685 --> 00:20:19,549 Only the most powerful wizards can create those. 404 00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:22,822 Ah, but your family wizard, Alex Russo. 405 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,325 Yes. Alex is very powerful, 406 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:29,699 and very [accent] irresponsible! 407 00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:32,231 [scoffs] Just 'cause you say it loud and weird 408 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,903 doesn't make it Italian, Jerry. 409 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,637 [chuckling] 410 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,509 There's that girl. I have to meet her. 411 00:20:39,509 --> 00:20:41,641 She might be the future Mrs. Max Russo. 412 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,344 Mrs. Russo! Mrs. Russo! 413 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:47,317 [laughs] Your son likes Francesca? 414 00:20:47,317 --> 00:20:50,520 [all laughing] 415 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,981 What's so funny? 416 00:20:51,981 --> 00:20:56,726 Francesca is his cousin! [laughs] 417 00:20:56,726 --> 00:20:58,628 Eww. 418 00:20:58,628 --> 00:21:01,391 Theresa, did Geraldo ever tell you 419 00:21:01,391 --> 00:21:04,564 that we were wizards in training at the same time? 420 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,666 We had so much fun. 421 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,539 Geraldo, remember I used to tickle you? 422 00:21:09,539 --> 00:21:11,971 [laughing] 423 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,673 Stop, stop! Get the breadstick. 424 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,274 Get the breadstick. 425 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,447 No. No, oh no. 426 00:21:17,447 --> 00:21:19,479 [screaming] 427 00:21:25,455 --> 00:21:27,457 So, what do you think about 428 00:21:27,457 --> 00:21:29,489 taking accordion lessons with me? 429 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,391 [Alex] Well, why wouldn't I? You're my best friend. 430 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,696 It's like a dream come true. 431 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:37,997 OK. I'm ready! 432 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,430 What do you think? 433 00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:42,402 I think it's missing something. 434 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:46,706 Come here. Oh. 435 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,408 Oh, this is the best day of my life. 436 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,809 Oh, I'm so happy you're happy. 437 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,041 Thank you, Alex. You're such a good friend. 438 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:53,383 Now, take it off. 439 00:21:53,383 --> 00:21:54,684 Why? 440 00:21:54,684 --> 00:21:55,715 Because even though I love 441 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,086 that you finally appreciate something 442 00:21:57,086 --> 00:21:58,848 I like to do, it's just not you. 443 00:21:58,848 --> 00:22:00,620 And I don't need it to be. 444 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:02,722 Thank you. 445 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,555 Besides, I can pull off a clambake outfit. 446 00:22:05,555 --> 00:22:07,457 On you, it just looks stupid. 447 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,100 [glass shatters] 448 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,502 What was that? 449 00:22:12,502 --> 00:22:13,863 [sighs] Something I think 450 00:22:13,863 --> 00:22:16,105 is going to take up the rest of the day. 451 00:22:16,105 --> 00:22:17,737 Harper, grab the fishing net. 452 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,669 We might need it to catch me. 453 00:22:26,776 --> 00:22:28,748 Yup. I broke out. 454 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,650 OK, where would a bad Alex go? 455 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:35,755 Usually, only as far as the couch, but that door is open. 456 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,489 What are you doing? 457 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,561 You know, I really should have 458 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:42,892 made a shawl out of this net. 459 00:22:44,093 --> 00:22:47,036 [speaking Italian] 460 00:22:47,036 --> 00:22:50,099 Carmela, this cheese is amazing. 461 00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:52,902 Papa Fabrizio makes it. 462 00:22:52,902 --> 00:22:54,644 Ehh. 463 00:22:56,746 --> 00:22:59,509 We need find me before I do something bad... 464 00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:03,983 Hi, Mom and Dad. Guess what? I've changed. 465 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:06,716 Yeah, into a third grade art project. 466 00:23:08,618 --> 00:23:09,859 No, no, no. Not that, Dad. 467 00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:12,161 Guess what? All the part of me 468 00:23:12,161 --> 00:23:13,993 that has all of those bad things is gone. 469 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:18,468 Yup. Gone. Nowhere to be seen. 470 00:23:18,468 --> 00:23:19,499 Unless of course you've seen it. 471 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:23,102 Mom, Dad, from now on I promise to be 472 00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,575 the unselfish grown-up you expect me to be. 473 00:23:27,577 --> 00:23:28,708 I don't believe her. 474 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,441 Me neither. 475 00:23:31,441 --> 00:23:34,413 Seriously, why are you wearing a clambake outfit? 476 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,115 Because my best friend asked me to. 477 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,688 Dad, sometimes you need to do things 478 00:23:38,688 --> 00:23:39,849 to make others happy. 479 00:23:41,451 --> 00:23:42,722 [both laugh] 480 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,524 Now, I definitely don't believe her. 481 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:48,758 Look, I still don't like the way we got here, 482 00:23:48,758 --> 00:23:51,030 but they're feeding us. 483 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,533 So you might as well meet the family. 484 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:56,205 Everyone, I'd like you to meet our friend Harper, 485 00:23:56,205 --> 00:23:58,738 and our family wizard, Alex! 486 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,740 [all] Ohh. 487 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:04,744 So cute. Pooka-pooka-pooka! 488 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,476 Just like your father! 489 00:24:06,476 --> 00:24:08,217 [Alex] Why is she tickling me? 490 00:24:08,217 --> 00:24:10,019 Pooka-pooka-pooka! 491 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:17,557 Excuse me, I'm looking for a girl 492 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,729 that's about this tall and this beautiful... 493 00:24:26,095 --> 00:24:27,737 Hey it's you. 494 00:24:27,737 --> 00:24:29,038 [speaking Italian] 495 00:24:29,038 --> 00:24:30,670 You know my name? 496 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:33,743 Or, wait, does it just take that long to say my name in Italian? 497 00:24:33,743 --> 00:24:36,906 [speaking Italian] 498 00:24:36,906 --> 00:24:38,778 I don't understand what you're saying right now. 499 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,880 I'll try the language of love with you. 500 00:24:42,552 --> 00:24:45,054 [speaking Italian] 501 00:24:45,054 --> 00:24:46,756 OK, maybe you don't speak that language. 502 00:24:46,756 --> 00:24:49,258 [speaking Italian] 503 00:24:49,258 --> 00:24:52,021 Oh, Max. I'll save you. 504 00:24:52,021 --> 00:24:53,763 [laughs] Not really. 505 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:59,569 [continues in Italian] 506 00:25:03,773 --> 00:25:07,737 Thanks, Alex. They kiss really weird here. 507 00:25:07,737 --> 00:25:11,210 All right. I'm safe in a bracelet. Thanks. 508 00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:15,645 Safe or trapped? [chuckles] 509 00:25:15,645 --> 00:25:17,617 By that evil chuckle, I'm going to go with "trapped." 510 00:25:21,050 --> 00:25:26,856 And this is where we press the finest grapes in all of Tuscany. 511 00:25:26,856 --> 00:25:30,930 That looks like hard work. 512 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:34,003 Please. Stomping your feet isn't hard work. 513 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:39,008 Filling bread rolls with cold cuts all day. 514 00:25:39,008 --> 00:25:41,871 That's hard work. 515 00:25:41,871 --> 00:25:45,645 Geraldo, why don't you try it? 516 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:47,316 Oh, no. No, thanks. 517 00:25:47,316 --> 00:25:51,550 - Pooka-pooka-pooka! - [laughing] OK. OK. 518 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,682 [laughs] 519 00:25:52,682 --> 00:25:55,585 - You too, Theresa. - Oh, no, no, no. I'm OK. 520 00:25:55,585 --> 00:25:57,687 - Get in. - No, no, no. 521 00:25:57,687 --> 00:25:59,659 - Theresa, get in. - No thank you. 522 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:00,289 Get in! 523 00:26:01,731 --> 00:26:03,733 Si, senora. 524 00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:06,135 It's nice to appreciate my mom and dad 525 00:26:06,135 --> 00:26:07,737 doing something together. 526 00:26:07,737 --> 00:26:08,698 Old me would've just been thinking 527 00:26:08,698 --> 00:26:10,870 of ways to make fun of them. 528 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,772 - Oh. - Oh. 529 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:16,075 - Oh, it's so squishy. - Ohh. 530 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:19,779 Ugh. And the worst part is, I kind of like it. 531 00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:22,752 Thanks a lot, Jerry. 532 00:26:22,752 --> 00:26:24,183 You know what this reminds me of? 533 00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,785 The time the bathtub backed up 534 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,687 and you made us take showers in there anyway. 535 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:30,690 Don't blame me. You were the one who said, 536 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,992 "Oh, handsome vineyard guy, 537 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:36,065 you're so strong, the way you squash those grapes. 538 00:26:36,065 --> 00:26:39,368 [scoffs] I never said that. 539 00:26:39,368 --> 00:26:42,702 - Oh, yes, you did. - Oh, please. 540 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,775 - [gasps] - You imagined it. 541 00:26:45,775 --> 00:26:48,107 Oh. Oh, really? 542 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,839 Your insecurities imagined it. 543 00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:50,910 Aha! 544 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,682 Oooh. 545 00:26:52,682 --> 00:26:56,686 Hey, you know, they should really have machines for this, 546 00:26:56,686 --> 00:26:58,387 - don't you think? - Oh! 547 00:26:58,387 --> 00:27:01,290 You know what? Yes, I do. 548 00:27:04,053 --> 00:27:06,095 [shouting] 549 00:27:06,095 --> 00:27:08,197 I would never disrespect you like that! 550 00:27:08,197 --> 00:27:10,399 - Oh, honey, wait. - What? 551 00:27:10,399 --> 00:27:12,862 You love me so much you got so jealous? 552 00:27:12,862 --> 00:27:14,864 - Oh, honey... - Good! 553 00:27:17,206 --> 00:27:19,769 Awww. They found a way to make it worse 554 00:27:19,769 --> 00:27:22,341 for themselves without my help. 555 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,744 Changing me was great. 556 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,645 [yelling] 557 00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:31,821 [laughing] 558 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,332 My cousins! Where did they go? 559 00:27:43,332 --> 00:27:46,395 Oh, no. Harper, do you think my bad side 560 00:27:46,395 --> 00:27:48,437 could've done something terrible to my parents? 561 00:27:48,437 --> 00:27:50,039 Hmm, let's see. 562 00:27:50,039 --> 00:27:52,671 All of your bad is concentrated into one you. 563 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,303 Do you want to finish where that's going? 564 00:27:54,303 --> 00:27:56,145 I get it, I did it. 565 00:28:03,753 --> 00:28:05,014 Where are we? 566 00:28:05,014 --> 00:28:07,787 Dad. You're not going to like this. 567 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:12,461 Oh, it's just Alex. Thank you for cleaning me up, mija. 568 00:28:12,461 --> 00:28:15,224 Now, get me out of here. It's stuffy. 569 00:28:15,224 --> 00:28:18,697 What's your hurry? Handsome vineyard guy waiting for you? 570 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,430 What are you talking about? 571 00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:24,433 You're the one who had to prove what a big macho man you were 572 00:28:24,433 --> 00:28:25,805 with your cold cuts. 573 00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:27,837 [exclaims] They're delicious! 574 00:28:27,837 --> 00:28:29,779 [Alex] Hey, hey, hey, hey. 575 00:28:29,779 --> 00:28:31,781 I can't concentrate on the evil plan 576 00:28:31,781 --> 00:28:34,283 we have going here if you two are flappin' your yappers. 577 00:28:34,283 --> 00:28:35,384 Evil plan? 578 00:28:35,384 --> 00:28:36,385 You remember when I said, 579 00:28:36,385 --> 00:28:37,716 "You're not going to like this?" 580 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,789 This is what I was talking about. 581 00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:42,051 Who's "we?" 582 00:28:42,051 --> 00:28:45,724 [chuckles] Excellent, Alex. 583 00:28:47,456 --> 00:28:49,358 Hello, Russos. 584 00:28:49,358 --> 00:28:52,161 Hey, it's that guy. Hey, did you ever remember 585 00:28:52,161 --> 00:28:53,803 that message from Justin? 586 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:05,274 Just as I thought. 587 00:29:07,276 --> 00:29:10,279 [Jerry] Alex, you don't have to do this. 588 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,182 So, what's next? 589 00:29:13,182 --> 00:29:15,454 How would my partner like a little road trip 590 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:17,456 to the Tower of Pisa? 591 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:27,536 Dominic is evil? 592 00:29:27,536 --> 00:29:30,039 Is it weird he's even more attractive now? 593 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:33,772 Harper. He took my family. 594 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,774 Oh yeah, right. I won't date him. 595 00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:43,482 Even as a young wizard I knew that some day 596 00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:46,785 my dreams, though disturbing, 597 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,317 would come true. 598 00:29:48,317 --> 00:29:51,560 ...and so, from this high vantage point, we will launch 599 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,522 the final steps to my plan 600 00:29:53,522 --> 00:29:55,925 to rid the world of mortals and then... 601 00:29:55,925 --> 00:29:59,829 you know, it's really kind of killer on the calves. 602 00:29:59,829 --> 00:30:03,002 That's a nice story, can we get to what this thing does? 603 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:06,805 Right. This device... [laughs] 604 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,477 ...replicates spells. 605 00:30:08,477 --> 00:30:11,510 Once energized with sufficient wizard power, 606 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:14,213 it will cast a spell repeatedly across Earth. 607 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:17,546 I call it the "Dominic One Thousand." 608 00:30:18,587 --> 00:30:20,549 Is that too self-centered? 609 00:30:20,549 --> 00:30:23,853 You're asking the wrong girl. 610 00:30:23,853 --> 00:30:26,225 I designed the Dominic One Thousand 611 00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:27,596 to imprison every mortal, 612 00:30:27,596 --> 00:30:30,559 thereby paving the way for a new Wizard World 613 00:30:30,559 --> 00:30:32,001 that I will rule. 614 00:30:32,001 --> 00:30:34,603 - Uh, that last part again? - That we will rule. 615 00:30:34,603 --> 00:30:37,436 All that is needed is a spell cast 616 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:42,471 by our generation's most powerful wizard, Alex Russo. 617 00:30:42,471 --> 00:30:45,174 All right. Well, then let me at it. 618 00:30:45,174 --> 00:30:47,576 No offense, you're just a knock-off. 619 00:30:47,576 --> 00:30:49,378 You don't have all of her powers. 620 00:30:49,378 --> 00:30:51,350 I have enough powers to scorch a hole 621 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,952 in your little purple jacket there. 622 00:30:54,383 --> 00:30:55,854 Point taken. 623 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,628 All right. So, what if your "all powerful" Alex doesn't come? 624 00:30:59,628 --> 00:31:02,631 Oh, she'll come... 625 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,136 ...to save her family. 626 00:31:09,598 --> 00:31:13,442 Wait, wait, wait. I'm confused. Are we tiny or are they giants? 627 00:31:19,508 --> 00:31:21,580 So if it's called the Leaning Tower of Pisa, 628 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,012 where is all the pizza? 629 00:31:23,012 --> 00:31:24,613 What? 630 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:31,660 [whispers] Alex, you need to come up with a plan. 631 00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:33,662 I'm not good with heights. 632 00:31:33,662 --> 00:31:36,465 Or substandard architecture. 633 00:31:36,465 --> 00:31:40,229 You're fine, Harper. Just don't look down, it'll make you dizzy. 634 00:31:40,229 --> 00:31:43,332 Too late. Dizzy. Going down. 635 00:31:43,332 --> 00:31:45,274 Wait, Harper! [screams] 636 00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:53,983 Oh. All right then. Ha ha. 637 00:31:53,983 --> 00:31:57,316 So, this is the top of the Tower of Pisa. 638 00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:58,687 Whoo. Would you check out that view. 639 00:31:58,687 --> 00:32:02,291 That is breathtaking. My breath has been taken 640 00:32:02,291 --> 00:32:03,522 - from my lungs. - [Alex] I know, right? 641 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:05,094 We should post this on Wiz-agram. 642 00:32:05,094 --> 00:32:06,325 - We should. - Can you take a picture? 643 00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:08,297 [Harper] Yeah, let's do that. 644 00:32:12,661 --> 00:32:14,463 Ready? Say, "cheese." 645 00:32:14,463 --> 00:32:16,705 - Harper, run! - [screams] 646 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:21,640 Yes. [laughs] 647 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,473 Harper has joined your family in captivity. 648 00:32:24,473 --> 00:32:26,675 You let them go right now or I'll... 649 00:32:26,675 --> 00:32:30,579 You'll what? Don't forget, I have all the bad. 650 00:32:30,579 --> 00:32:33,452 Yeah, well... 651 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,954 I look really cute in that outfit. 652 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,187 I know. I wasn't really sure about the boots at first but... 653 00:32:38,187 --> 00:32:39,628 Focus on the mission. 654 00:32:40,689 --> 00:32:43,162 Yeah, I heard all about your mission. 655 00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:45,464 Clear out the mortal world so that you can make room 656 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,296 to rule all evil wizards. 657 00:32:47,296 --> 00:32:49,498 Good. You're up to speed. Now, for that spell... 658 00:32:49,498 --> 00:32:50,599 Never. 659 00:32:50,599 --> 00:32:53,202 Why would you underestimate me, Alex? 660 00:32:53,202 --> 00:32:56,745 Perhaps you remember my very determined uncle. 661 00:32:56,745 --> 00:32:58,307 He had wings. 662 00:32:58,307 --> 00:32:59,608 Gorog. 663 00:32:59,608 --> 00:33:02,311 I came to finish what you took from my uncle. 664 00:33:02,311 --> 00:33:05,284 But where he failed, I will succeed. 665 00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:07,286 My own wizard empire right here on Earth! 666 00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:08,757 - [bell tolls] - Ow! 667 00:33:08,757 --> 00:33:11,390 Why are these stupid bells here! 668 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:14,063 Maybe to knock some sense into you 669 00:33:14,063 --> 00:33:15,524 because I'm never doing that spell. 670 00:33:15,524 --> 00:33:18,367 My family is more important than anything. 671 00:33:18,367 --> 00:33:19,728 Now give me the bracelet. 672 00:33:19,728 --> 00:33:23,102 You're so stubborn with that spell. 673 00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:25,334 Perhaps if I fill up one more charm, 674 00:33:25,334 --> 00:33:27,336 it will convince you. 675 00:33:27,336 --> 00:33:30,279 [mimics howling] 676 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,312 Mason! 677 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:34,713 No! 678 00:33:40,189 --> 00:33:42,651 Mason. You're OK. 679 00:33:42,651 --> 00:33:44,353 Get tired of Dominic already? 680 00:33:44,353 --> 00:33:47,356 What? I don't care about him. 681 00:33:47,356 --> 00:33:49,758 He's some crazy wizard who's weaving some sort of 682 00:33:49,758 --> 00:33:51,200 wicked web to take over the world. 683 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,562 Well, you're some kind of wicked web weaver yourself. 684 00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:56,165 What are you talking about? 685 00:33:56,165 --> 00:33:58,036 I saw you at the villa with Dominic, 686 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,338 you two looked quite chummy. 687 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:01,270 No. That's what I'm trying to tell you. 688 00:34:01,270 --> 00:34:04,443 Dominic tricked me into casting out my bad side. 689 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:05,514 That's who you saw. 690 00:34:05,514 --> 00:34:07,246 There's another me walking around. 691 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:08,247 And I have to get you out of here 692 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:09,818 before she finds you. Let's go. 693 00:34:12,081 --> 00:34:15,284 I knew I wasted time with that hug. 694 00:34:15,284 --> 00:34:16,425 Two Alexes? 695 00:34:16,425 --> 00:34:18,227 Mason, get away from her. 696 00:34:18,227 --> 00:34:19,188 She's with Dominic, and they're trying 697 00:34:19,188 --> 00:34:20,389 to take over the world. 698 00:34:20,389 --> 00:34:21,790 Nice try, me. 699 00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:23,732 Mason, she's the bad one. Let's go. 700 00:34:23,732 --> 00:34:25,194 No! Don't listen to her. 701 00:34:25,194 --> 00:34:27,366 I'm the good one. She's the bad one. 702 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:32,201 Well, isn't this a sticky wicket. 703 00:34:33,642 --> 00:34:35,604 Mason, please believe me. 704 00:34:35,604 --> 00:34:37,806 She's trying to trick you. 705 00:34:37,806 --> 00:34:39,748 She doesn't even know how I dress. 706 00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:45,484 That is something Harper would wear. 707 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:46,585 No, no, no, no. 708 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,817 I'm wearing it because Harper asked me to. 709 00:34:48,817 --> 00:34:50,619 OK, that doesn't even sound like me. 710 00:34:57,396 --> 00:35:00,599 Thank goodness. I hope you and Dominic rot. 711 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,171 Mason, no! 712 00:35:13,682 --> 00:35:15,344 Where are we? 713 00:35:15,344 --> 00:35:17,616 The Leaning Tower Of Pisa. 714 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:20,689 Oh. Very romantic. 715 00:35:20,689 --> 00:35:21,820 [Dominic] I think so. 716 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,195 Dominic. 717 00:35:28,797 --> 00:35:31,460 Oh, no. 718 00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:35,334 Aww. You picked the wrong Alex. 719 00:35:39,408 --> 00:35:43,912 Oh. Now, this is what I call a "take over the world" look. 720 00:35:43,912 --> 00:35:46,375 As for you... 721 00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:52,851 Max, who joined us over there? 722 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,483 Hey, it's Mason. 723 00:36:00,829 --> 00:36:06,565 What have I done? I can't even "grow up" when I try to grow up. 724 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:09,638 I don't even deserve to be the family wizard. 725 00:36:09,638 --> 00:36:11,740 Justin does. 726 00:36:13,302 --> 00:36:15,374 And he'd know what to do. 727 00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:17,546 Beep, beep, boop, beep, beep... 728 00:36:17,546 --> 00:36:19,748 [woman] Professor Justin Vincenzo Pepe Russo is... 729 00:36:19,748 --> 00:36:21,380 [groans] 730 00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:43,372 [Harper] People should appreciate you for who you are, 731 00:36:43,372 --> 00:36:45,904 not for what they think you should be. 732 00:36:47,376 --> 00:36:49,578 Harper's right. 733 00:36:49,578 --> 00:36:51,940 Everybody should just get over it. 734 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:57,386 I'm not perfect. I'm just a wizard 735 00:36:57,386 --> 00:37:01,250 who has to save the world, again. Uhh! 736 00:37:05,494 --> 00:37:08,927 OK, Dominic wants a spell? 737 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,400 I'll give him a spell... 738 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,232 ...with a little bit of a surprise. 739 00:37:22,311 --> 00:37:25,314 OK, I'm here to get my family back. Let's do this. 740 00:37:25,314 --> 00:37:27,346 Excellent. 741 00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:31,780 Aw, she's here to save the family. How sweet. Ugh. 742 00:37:32,781 --> 00:37:34,683 Dominic, give me the bracelet, 743 00:37:34,683 --> 00:37:36,785 and I'll do the spell for your machine. 744 00:37:36,785 --> 00:37:40,529 Agreed. Give it to her. 745 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:45,294 Wait. I know me. 746 00:37:45,294 --> 00:37:46,695 We'll give her the bracelet 747 00:37:46,695 --> 00:37:48,897 and she'll flash out without doing the spell. 748 00:37:48,897 --> 00:37:52,841 Right. Spell first then the bracelet. 749 00:37:52,841 --> 00:37:55,504 Nice try, but I know me, too. 750 00:37:55,504 --> 00:37:58,407 I'll do the spell and you'll keep my family anyway. 751 00:37:58,407 --> 00:37:59,708 No bracelet, no spell. 752 00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:02,280 - Spell first! - Bracelet first. 753 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,982 - Spell first! - Bracelet first. 754 00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:05,484 - Spell first! - Not doing anything... 755 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:08,317 Spell first! Spell first! 756 00:38:08,317 --> 00:38:10,859 - Stop it! - [bell tolls] 757 00:38:10,859 --> 00:38:13,021 Tower of Pisa that hurt! 758 00:38:14,763 --> 00:38:16,665 Alex will cast the spell at the same time 759 00:38:16,665 --> 00:38:18,697 Bad Alex gives you the bracelet, agreed? 760 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,529 That's a good idea. 761 00:38:20,529 --> 00:38:22,431 Well, why didn't you think of it first? 762 00:38:22,431 --> 00:38:25,334 [mocking] 763 00:38:25,334 --> 00:38:27,776 One wave, two waves, three waves, four. 764 00:38:27,776 --> 00:38:29,077 Every mortal be no more. 765 00:38:35,784 --> 00:38:40,389 Excellent. The world will now be wiped clean of mortals. 766 00:38:40,389 --> 00:38:41,650 - [laughs] - [bell tolls] 767 00:38:41,650 --> 00:38:43,321 [grunts] 768 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,554 And then we wipe it clean of bells. 769 00:39:03,071 --> 00:39:05,444 Was this how you wanted it to work? 770 00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:09,418 OK, the Leaning Tower of Pisa may not have been 771 00:39:09,418 --> 00:39:10,379 the ideal place 772 00:39:10,379 --> 00:39:12,951 for my Dominic One Thousand, but it's working. 773 00:39:14,523 --> 00:39:18,457 Every mortal will be imprisoned in these beads. 774 00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:21,690 Are you sure you don't want a bucket or something? 775 00:39:21,690 --> 00:39:23,361 The bracelet, please. 776 00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:29,938 You know, Alex, now is the time to join us. 777 00:39:29,938 --> 00:39:33,442 With your powers, we can rule more than just this world. 778 00:39:33,442 --> 00:39:36,104 Thank you for remembering I'm a powerful wizard. 779 00:39:36,104 --> 00:39:38,447 Powerful enough that I can undo 780 00:39:38,447 --> 00:39:41,109 - any spell I create. - No! 781 00:39:41,109 --> 00:39:43,081 The mortals who were gone before, can now... 782 00:39:50,118 --> 00:39:52,661 What are you doing? I was about to fix everything 783 00:39:52,661 --> 00:39:55,093 before you guys swirled me out of there. 784 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,595 Well, if you're looking for someone to blame, 785 00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:59,067 you can just point your fingers at yourself. 786 00:39:59,067 --> 00:40:01,169 If you had fingers, I mean. 787 00:40:01,169 --> 00:40:02,671 [man] Told you it was too soon. 788 00:40:02,671 --> 00:40:04,002 [man 2] It wouldn't have mattered. 789 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,974 [woman] She's obviously stalling. 790 00:40:05,974 --> 00:40:07,175 Don't you understand? 791 00:40:07,175 --> 00:40:09,538 The spell replicator is still capturing mortals. 792 00:40:09,538 --> 00:40:13,512 You have to let me go, so I can save the world, again. 793 00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:17,516 There he is! Grab him, get him! 794 00:40:20,188 --> 00:40:23,051 [man 2] Dominic, the Crystals of Justice recognize you 795 00:40:23,051 --> 00:40:25,193 as an esteemed member of Wiztech. 796 00:40:25,193 --> 00:40:26,695 Do you have any testimony? 797 00:40:26,695 --> 00:40:29,197 I most certainly do. 798 00:40:29,197 --> 00:40:33,832 Alex Russo had no intention to undo her spell. 799 00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:37,005 She is a powerful, but selfish wizard. 800 00:40:37,005 --> 00:40:39,167 Why does everybody keep saying that? 801 00:40:39,167 --> 00:40:41,209 So powerful that she put me under her spell 802 00:40:41,209 --> 00:40:43,441 to take the blame for her crime. 803 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,073 Spell?! He's lying! 804 00:40:45,073 --> 00:40:46,915 You need look no further than the fact 805 00:40:46,915 --> 00:40:49,177 that she extracted her own evil personality 806 00:40:49,177 --> 00:40:52,751 and cast the spell into the Dominic One Thous... 807 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,753 Alex One Thousand. 808 00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:58,527 That's what she called it. 809 00:40:58,527 --> 00:41:00,188 [woman] Alex Russo, do you deny this? 810 00:41:00,188 --> 00:41:03,191 He's twisting things. He set me up. 811 00:41:03,191 --> 00:41:04,633 - [man 2] Silence! - [gavel pounding] 812 00:41:04,633 --> 00:41:07,465 [man] The evidence against you is overwhelming. 813 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:11,640 After careful deliberation, we, the Crystals of Justice, 814 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,802 find you guilty as charged 815 00:41:13,802 --> 00:41:17,706 and sentence you to no dessert for a week! 816 00:41:17,706 --> 00:41:21,750 Oh. Well, that's not that bad. 817 00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:25,614 [man] Oh, no, sorry. I was reading the wrong subsection. 818 00:41:25,614 --> 00:41:27,055 It's actually death. 819 00:41:27,055 --> 00:41:30,058 Death by chocolate? 820 00:41:30,058 --> 00:41:33,121 - [woman] No! Death by death! - [gavel pounding] 821 00:41:33,121 --> 00:41:37,165 What?! No! It's Dominic you want, not me! 822 00:41:37,165 --> 00:41:40,699 You will be incarcerated until your sentence is carried out. 823 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:43,632 Wait! No! Please! You have to believe me! 824 00:41:44,272 --> 00:41:46,104 I didn't do anything! 825 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:48,106 He has my family! 826 00:41:54,883 --> 00:41:56,284 I hope you got a last glimpse of Alex 827 00:41:56,284 --> 00:41:57,616 before she meets her end. 828 00:41:57,616 --> 00:41:59,618 You won't get away with this! 829 00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:01,119 Already have. 830 00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:04,893 [laughing] You have a girl's bracelet on! 831 00:42:04,893 --> 00:42:06,855 No! It's a uni-bracelet. 832 00:42:08,296 --> 00:42:10,128 Dominic, if you had a spine, you'd let me out of here, 833 00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,530 so you and I can settle this like gentlemen. 834 00:42:24,673 --> 00:42:27,145 [TV] This just in, it's been reported 835 00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:28,747 that people around the world 836 00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:30,318 have been mysteriously disappearing. 837 00:42:30,318 --> 00:42:33,652 As of now, there is no official... 838 00:42:41,890 --> 00:42:46,735 Uhh... In other news... 839 00:42:46,735 --> 00:42:50,338 This is bad. We should eat. 840 00:42:57,676 --> 00:42:59,107 Why did I choose the Tower of Pisa? 841 00:42:59,107 --> 00:43:02,150 I'm wondering the same thing, dude. 842 00:43:02,150 --> 00:43:05,183 Nonetheless, Alex is now doomed. 843 00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:09,287 And best of all, her loved ones had a front row seat 844 00:43:09,287 --> 00:43:10,689 to her conviction. 845 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:15,223 Dominic, one of those charms is broken. 846 00:43:18,196 --> 00:43:20,929 - Mason. - Yep. 847 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,009 [sighs] This is ridiculous. 848 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,140 I've got to try to get out of here. 849 00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:35,213 Hello! Hello! 850 00:43:40,088 --> 00:43:42,090 I'm going to use magic to blow this door down, 851 00:43:42,090 --> 00:43:43,121 so you better stand back. 852 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:45,093 And let me apologize in advance 853 00:43:45,093 --> 00:43:47,095 for the mess I make. 854 00:43:47,095 --> 00:43:49,798 I am really nice. 855 00:43:55,263 --> 00:43:59,207 Double-decker bus, that was close! 856 00:43:59,207 --> 00:44:02,270 Mason, I'm so glad you're here. 857 00:44:02,270 --> 00:44:04,242 Look, I just want to say I'm so sorry 858 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:06,244 for ruining your picnic and being selfish 859 00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:07,145 - and immature... - Alex, 860 00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:08,416 there's no time for that now. 861 00:44:08,416 --> 00:44:12,250 You must save humanity from Dominic and, well, you. 862 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:16,725 But I can't. I can't get out. This dungeon is magic-proof. 863 00:44:16,725 --> 00:44:19,828 Well, then, let's find out if it's werewolf-proof. 864 00:44:21,189 --> 00:44:23,091 [growls] 865 00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:35,804 Thank you. 866 00:44:35,804 --> 00:44:38,947 If you're really grateful, you'd scratch behind my ears. 867 00:44:38,947 --> 00:44:41,149 Oh. That's the spot. All right. 868 00:44:41,149 --> 00:44:42,781 - Come on, we gotta go. - Oh. 869 00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:45,253 ...And more people are mysteriously disappearing 870 00:44:45,253 --> 00:44:46,715 around the globe. 871 00:44:46,715 --> 00:44:50,258 The government asks that everyone remain calm 872 00:44:50,258 --> 00:44:51,860 [sobbing] and in there houses. 873 00:44:53,862 --> 00:44:55,323 And now for the sports. 874 00:44:55,323 --> 00:45:00,198 Antonio, por favor tell all the workers to come inside. 875 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:02,200 [gasps] 876 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:05,333 Ehh! 877 00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:10,138 Tall, skinny guy, girl in a bikini, 878 00:45:10,138 --> 00:45:12,340 Italian newscaster... 879 00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:14,242 Ryan Gosling? 880 00:45:19,117 --> 00:45:21,119 Hey, guys. Don't mind me, 881 00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:22,951 I just dropped by to give myself a beat down. 882 00:45:22,951 --> 00:45:25,924 Alex?! How did you get out? 883 00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:27,255 Take a guess. 884 00:45:28,356 --> 00:45:30,198 Dominic, it's over. 885 00:45:30,198 --> 00:45:31,329 You're not gonna take over the world 886 00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:34,132 because I'm here to save it, again. 887 00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:37,265 You're not going to be able to save it this time. 888 00:45:37,265 --> 00:45:39,167 Oh, yeah? 889 00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:46,174 - Here... - No, I got it. I got it. 890 00:45:46,174 --> 00:45:47,345 You're ruining my moment. 891 00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:05,033 Get her out of here before she stops the Replicator! 892 00:46:05,033 --> 00:46:06,494 I'm not going anywhere. 893 00:46:06,494 --> 00:46:10,268 You will to protect your family... and your home. 894 00:46:11,339 --> 00:46:14,142 Oh, no. Mason, I'll be right back. 895 00:46:14,142 --> 00:46:17,475 No worries, love. I'll just stay here and have a snack. 896 00:46:23,051 --> 00:46:24,913 What am I up to? 897 00:46:24,913 --> 00:46:27,956 It's kind of hard chasing me without my sneaky side. 898 00:46:40,468 --> 00:46:42,800 Oh, I wish I could just rest here. 899 00:46:53,441 --> 00:46:55,513 OK, maybe I don't care about the kitchen, 900 00:46:55,513 --> 00:46:57,415 but now you've messed with my couch. 901 00:47:09,297 --> 00:47:10,358 That's weird, right? 902 00:47:10,358 --> 00:47:12,130 It's really weird. 903 00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:23,111 Hey! 904 00:47:23,111 --> 00:47:26,314 You are a very ugly side of me and it is time to go. 905 00:47:26,314 --> 00:47:27,315 Sure. 906 00:47:30,218 --> 00:47:33,051 [groans] Why didn't I see myself doing that? 907 00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:41,189 Watch out for the bars. 908 00:47:41,189 --> 00:47:44,262 Don't get cute. I'm the cute one. 909 00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:58,476 Oh, this is gonna be fun. 910 00:48:07,055 --> 00:48:09,087 You're right. This is fun. 911 00:48:14,622 --> 00:48:17,525 [both grunting] 912 00:48:27,275 --> 00:48:28,306 [grunts] 913 00:48:37,445 --> 00:48:39,187 [grunts] 914 00:48:55,163 --> 00:48:57,105 Psst. Over here. 915 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,172 [exhales] 916 00:49:04,172 --> 00:49:07,315 I didn't think it'd be that hard to kick my own butt. 917 00:49:19,187 --> 00:49:21,489 Always underestimating me. 918 00:49:21,489 --> 00:49:23,691 [grunting] 919 00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:30,698 [chuckling] 920 00:49:34,342 --> 00:49:36,704 Mason! Mason, wake up! 921 00:49:36,704 --> 00:49:38,346 I'm so sorry. 922 00:49:38,346 --> 00:49:40,008 What did you do? 923 00:49:40,008 --> 00:49:41,249 I put your dog down. 924 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,282 This is for Mason. 925 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:46,584 Guess who? 926 00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:50,288 I'm back? Darn I'm good. 927 00:49:51,219 --> 00:49:52,660 Drop it. 928 00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:56,724 And I'll take the bracelet. 929 00:50:01,329 --> 00:50:03,271 Oh. Finish her. 930 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,418 OK, that definitely got rid of me. 931 00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:21,549 I think. 932 00:50:21,549 --> 00:50:25,153 All right. Now time to get rid of this. 933 00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:27,595 Alex! 934 00:50:27,595 --> 00:50:30,158 Don't you think your time would be better served 935 00:50:30,158 --> 00:50:31,559 saving your family? 936 00:50:31,559 --> 00:50:33,731 Hey, I think I can see Tokyo from here. 937 00:50:54,522 --> 00:50:55,683 Are you guys all right? 938 00:50:55,683 --> 00:50:57,225 - Yeah, we're OK. - Good job, mija. 939 00:50:57,225 --> 00:50:59,187 Got a little steamy in my bead. 940 00:50:59,187 --> 00:51:04,232 Clearly I can't defeat the great Alex Russo. 941 00:51:06,534 --> 00:51:08,836 But think of the world I am creating. 942 00:51:08,836 --> 00:51:10,568 It needs you. 943 00:51:14,302 --> 00:51:15,303 I need you. 944 00:51:17,345 --> 00:51:21,179 [screaming] 945 00:51:25,313 --> 00:51:27,655 No surprise. You all knew I did not like him. 946 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:32,220 Mason! I was so scared I lost you. 947 00:51:34,322 --> 00:51:37,225 [mocking] Mason! I was so scared I lost you. 948 00:51:37,225 --> 00:51:40,528 Ugh. Wouldn't it be nice if I was this determined 949 00:51:40,528 --> 00:51:43,671 in everyday stuff? 950 00:51:43,671 --> 00:51:45,473 Haven't we had enough of this? 951 00:51:45,473 --> 00:51:47,435 Can we just call it a day and get back together. 952 00:51:47,435 --> 00:51:50,778 No way. Dominic went bye-bye, 953 00:51:50,778 --> 00:51:53,411 so that leaves more room at the top for just me. 954 00:51:55,383 --> 00:51:57,145 And thanks to this, 955 00:51:57,145 --> 00:51:59,287 I'm going to take over the world. 956 00:51:59,287 --> 00:52:01,389 You're really bad. 957 00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:06,694 I have no choice. 958 00:52:06,694 --> 00:52:09,227 Oh. Just as I thought. 959 00:52:09,227 --> 00:52:11,859 Too good for your own good. 960 00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:16,634 No one wins if we both lose everything. 961 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:19,367 What do you mean lose everything? 962 00:52:23,271 --> 00:52:25,713 By all my power is to go. 963 00:52:25,713 --> 00:52:27,315 No. No, no, no. You can't! 964 00:52:27,315 --> 00:52:28,546 Alex, what are you doing? 965 00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:31,379 She's casting the spell to cancel all her powers. 966 00:52:31,379 --> 00:52:34,182 A wizard's essence, spirit and soul 967 00:52:34,182 --> 00:52:35,583 will be nothing but a lump of coal. 968 00:52:35,583 --> 00:52:37,325 - Alex, stop! Don't do it! - Honey, don't do it! 969 00:52:37,325 --> 00:52:39,227 By all the power vested in me 970 00:52:39,227 --> 00:52:41,659 my power be wrested out and forever free. 971 00:53:06,214 --> 00:53:09,357 [man] Alex Russo, once again, 972 00:53:09,357 --> 00:53:12,720 you've shown immense bravery in saving the world. 973 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:17,194 Consequently, your guilty verdict is hereby overturned. 974 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,597 - [sighs] - [chuckles] All right. 975 00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:22,800 [man 2] However, we cannot ignore the fact that this, 976 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,732 as in every time in the past, 977 00:53:24,732 --> 00:53:26,404 you were involved in bringing the world 978 00:53:26,404 --> 00:53:27,605 to the brink of disaster. 979 00:53:27,605 --> 00:53:29,537 Oh, come on. This was a good moment. 980 00:53:29,537 --> 00:53:32,380 We don't need to dig up the past. 981 00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:34,412 How about you just give me back my magic, 982 00:53:34,412 --> 00:53:36,444 and we can all go home with a warm feeling? 983 00:53:36,444 --> 00:53:38,686 [woman] We have been patient, 984 00:53:38,686 --> 00:53:41,218 but you have failed to show the maturity and responsibility 985 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,551 needed to handle being the family wizard. 986 00:53:43,551 --> 00:53:44,822 Therefore, we have decided 987 00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:47,295 that it is in the best interest of the Wizard World 988 00:53:47,295 --> 00:53:49,497 that your powers not be reinstated. 989 00:53:49,497 --> 00:53:51,399 Wait. Wait, please. 990 00:53:51,399 --> 00:53:53,801 I've been trying to help her grow up. 991 00:53:53,801 --> 00:53:57,435 Just give her another chance to change. 992 00:53:58,906 --> 00:54:00,268 No. 993 00:54:02,510 --> 00:54:05,573 I'm tired of everybody wanting me to grow up, 994 00:54:05,573 --> 00:54:07,375 or to change, 995 00:54:07,375 --> 00:54:10,518 or to not be selfish. 996 00:54:10,518 --> 00:54:14,622 No one is happy for just who I am, 997 00:54:14,622 --> 00:54:16,654 except for one person. 998 00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:20,027 This is so embarrassing. She's talking about me. 999 00:54:21,859 --> 00:54:22,860 Harper. 1000 00:54:24,292 --> 00:54:27,395 I'm sorry, dude. I thought she was gonna say you. 1001 00:54:33,371 --> 00:54:38,376 You're the only one that accepts me with all my flaws. 1002 00:54:38,376 --> 00:54:40,277 And I know that I have a lot of them. 1003 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,879 [chuckles] 1004 00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:43,611 And even though that there have been times 1005 00:54:43,611 --> 00:54:47,315 where you wanted me to change and I didn't, 1006 00:54:47,315 --> 00:54:49,357 you stood by me anyway. 1007 00:54:51,659 --> 00:54:55,623 So it's OK if you don't give me my magic. 1008 00:54:55,623 --> 00:54:57,825 My best friend Harper is my magic. 1009 00:54:57,825 --> 00:55:00,368 Oh, Alex. 1010 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:07,735 I am so proud of you, honey. 1011 00:55:07,735 --> 00:55:10,077 Even though you don't have your powers, 1012 00:55:10,077 --> 00:55:12,540 you still deserve to be the family wizard. 1013 00:55:13,581 --> 00:55:15,312 Here. 1014 00:55:17,915 --> 00:55:20,418 All right. Let's go home. 1015 00:55:22,390 --> 00:55:23,891 [man] Perhaps... 1016 00:55:23,891 --> 00:55:26,023 ...the appreciation you have for others 1017 00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:28,556 is in itself very mature. 1018 00:55:28,556 --> 00:55:30,498 It seems you have other qualities 1019 00:55:30,498 --> 00:55:32,360 that can make a great family wizard. 1020 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,702 [man 2] I don't like where this is going. 1021 00:55:34,702 --> 00:55:37,605 [woman] There still may be hope for you, Alex Russo. 1022 00:55:37,605 --> 00:55:41,669 We grant you one more chance. 1023 00:55:57,855 --> 00:56:00,428 I have my magic back. 1024 00:56:00,428 --> 00:56:02,830 Thank you. 1025 00:56:02,830 --> 00:56:04,932 I'll see you the next time I mess up. 1026 00:56:09,737 --> 00:56:13,000 Carmela, grazie for this beautiful family reunion. 1027 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,704 Please come visit us anytime. [laughs] 1028 00:56:16,704 --> 00:56:19,577 - Except you. - [men laughing] 1029 00:56:20,948 --> 00:56:22,810 Can I come back and visit you sometime? 1030 00:56:22,810 --> 00:56:27,084 [speaking Italian] 1031 00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:30,918 "Stupido." Wearing her down. 1032 00:56:33,591 --> 00:56:35,392 Alex, before you go, 1033 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:38,426 please give some advice to Bianca and Gino. 1034 00:56:38,426 --> 00:56:39,967 They're our wizards in training. 1035 00:56:39,967 --> 00:56:42,399 Mmm. Yep. 1036 00:56:42,399 --> 00:56:44,131 All right. Look, guys, 1037 00:56:44,131 --> 00:56:46,534 there's gonna be a lot of work ahead of you. 1038 00:56:46,534 --> 00:56:48,576 And it won't really be easy. 1039 00:56:48,576 --> 00:56:51,679 And one day, only one of you will get to become 1040 00:56:51,679 --> 00:56:54,081 the family wizard, but until then, 1041 00:56:54,081 --> 00:56:55,943 the most important thing to remember is... 1042 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:00,017 ...have as much ridiculous fun with magic as you can. 1043 00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:02,089 [yelling in Italian] 1044 00:57:04,992 --> 00:57:07,695 All right. Guys, this has been a great trip 1045 00:57:07,695 --> 00:57:09,156 but there's no place like home. 1046 00:57:09,156 --> 00:57:10,157 Let's go. 1047 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:12,900 Uhh, hang on, Harper. 1048 00:57:14,462 --> 00:57:16,033 [Theresa] What happened in here?! 1049 00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:18,135 The kitchen! My couch! 1050 00:57:18,135 --> 00:57:19,467 [Jerry] Alex! 1051 00:57:19,467 --> 00:57:21,869 I think we should stay in Italy a while. 1052 00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:30,978 - [laughing] - You say, "Here we go." 1053 00:57:30,978 --> 00:57:32,079 What? 1054 00:57:32,079 --> 00:57:34,221 - You say, "Oh, here we go." - Oh. 1055 00:57:34,221 --> 00:57:35,222 [man] Action! 1056 00:57:35,222 --> 00:57:37,054 [laughing] 1057 00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:38,726 [man] Action! 1058 00:57:38,726 --> 00:57:40,758 [laughing] 1059 00:57:40,758 --> 00:57:41,789 [man] Action! 1060 00:57:41,789 --> 00:57:44,161 I still don't like the way we got here. 1061 00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:45,893 But they're feeding us. 1062 00:57:47,094 --> 00:57:48,195 [laughing] 1063 00:57:48,195 --> 00:57:52,640 [mumbling in fake Italian] 1064 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,742 Your own personal drive-in?! 1065 00:57:54,742 --> 00:57:58,245 - [laughing] - What? What did I do? 1066 00:57:58,245 --> 00:57:59,777 Come on, Dad. I-I... 1067 00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:01,979 I spit popcorn. I'm sorry. OK. 1068 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:04,081 I don't know how to say [in accent] wizard... 1069 00:58:04,081 --> 00:58:05,953 [laughing] 1070 00:58:05,953 --> 00:58:09,216 I got an invitation from my cousin, Carmela, 1071 00:58:09,216 --> 00:58:13,120 in Italy, inviting us to a Re-usso... 1072 00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,191 [laughing] 1073 00:58:14,191 --> 00:58:15,663 Russo. 1074 00:58:15,663 --> 00:58:20,027 I got an invitation in Italy for a Re-usso family reunion. 1075 00:58:20,027 --> 00:58:21,829 [laughing] 1076 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,001 A while ago, 1077 00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:27,134 I got an invitation from my cousin, Carmela, 1078 00:58:27,134 --> 00:58:28,275 in Italy... 1079 00:58:28,275 --> 00:58:32,209 I got an invitation from my cousin, Carmela, 1080 00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:35,242 in Italy, inviting us to a Re-usso... 1081 00:58:36,113 --> 00:58:37,815 I'm not doing it! 74120

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