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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,516 [waves breaking ] 2 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:23,740 LEE: Lonestar Barbecue Sauce, the perfect partner for your chicken. 3 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,123 MAN ON INTERCOM: Can you just run it a few more times, Lee? 4 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:37,253 Lonestar Barbecue Sauce, the perfect partner for your chicken. 5 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:44,052 Lonestar Barbecue Sauce, the perfect partner for your chicken. 6 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:51,309 Lonestar Barbecue Sauce, the perfect partner for your chicken. 7 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:54,528 You got it? 8 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:57,440 MAN ON INTERCOM: Can you do one more? 9 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,484 You want something different? 10 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,367 MAN ON INTERCOM: Just do one more. 11 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:13,874 Lonestar Barbecue Sauce, the perfect partner for your chicken. 12 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:16,675 Yeah? 13 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,961 MAN ON INTERCOM: And do one more? 14 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,345 Lonestar Barbecue Sauce... 15 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,178 [indistinct radio chatter] 16 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,320 [cell phone ringing] 17 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:41,783 Hey, Peter. 18 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,410 PETER: Hey, Lee, how are you? 19 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:44,703 What's up? 20 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,830 Have you ever heard of a group called 21 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,955 The Western Appreciation and Preservation Guild? 22 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,210 No. 23 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:54,288 Well, I just got a call from them, 24 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,628 they want to give you a Lifetime Achievement Award. 25 00:02:58,804 --> 00:02:59,635 Okay. 26 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,048 Lifetime, huh? 27 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,182 Yeah. 28 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:08,807 ls there anything else? 29 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:12,231 I don't know, there's some sort of award ceremony. 30 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:16,228 I figured that. I mean, is there anything else? Like... 31 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,696 Uh, I don't know. A job offer? A script? 32 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,444 Not at the moment. 33 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,160 But we're expecting some things soon, Lee. 34 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,659 Right. 35 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,877 [music playing] 36 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,712 [ Door opens ] 37 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,427 DOCTOR: Lee. Sorry to keep you waiting. 38 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,462 It's fine. 39 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:34,847 I know we were all hoping to get good news about this biopsy. 40 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,855 But... I'm afraid I don't have good news. 41 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:45,366 [waves breaking] 42 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:02,171 [music] 43 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:15,016 [ Indistinct radio chatter] 44 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,853 [thunder] 45 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:22,774 [ Rain pattering ] 46 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:19,577 [thunder] 47 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:44,439 [rumbling] 48 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:15,675 [ Creaking 1 49 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,914 [ birds twittering ] 50 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,961 [ Indistinct radio chatter] 51 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,511 Shit. 52 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,434 Goddammit. 53 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,111 JEREMY: Lee. 54 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,484 Shit. You trying to give me a heart attack? 55 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,741 I 'm trying to get you to open the god damn door. 56 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,037 That was a cop-knock. 57 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,870 You know, like you're a cop knocking. That's how cops knock. 58 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:26,544 You wanna smoke some joints? 59 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:27,750 Yeah. 60 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:32,251 [ Reggae music playing ] 61 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,509 Are you okay? 62 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,017 You seem a little... 63 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,434 off. 64 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:48,942 The thing is... 65 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,355 I got some news. 66 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:56,692 What news? 67 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,320 ♪ Baby, baby, why, oh, why ♪ 68 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,368 ♪ Why did you leave me ♪ 69 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,201 ♪ For another guy... ♪ 70 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:07,748 I wanna make a movie. 71 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,664 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hm. 72 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,625 I had this dream last night... 73 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,092 Mm--stop right there. 74 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,883 Why? 75 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,971 Question? 76 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,175 Do you like hearing about other people's dreams? 77 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,262 I don't know. 78 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,182 Sure. 79 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,397 - Really? - Yeah. 80 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:28,899 Because for me... 81 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,731 hearing about other people's dreams is... 82 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,359 You telling me you don't wanna hear about my dream? 83 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,241 Yeah. 84 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,325 Fuck you. 85 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,662 It just doesn't interest me, man. 86 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,789 Think about it, I mean, it's your dream. 87 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,374 What about movies? 88 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,126 Do they interest you? 89 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,587 Yeah. I love movies. 90 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,793 Movies are other people's dreams. 91 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,052 So... 92 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,346 You got an ounce of this shit, or what? 93 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:00,889 I need it. 94 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:02,716 An ounce? 95 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:03,725 Yeah. 96 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,516 One ounce of the devil's lettuce. 97 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,393 That's gonna clean me out, man. 98 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,569 I don't why you just can't go to the store like everybody else. 99 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,612 I like coming here. 100 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:18,986 Yeah? 101 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,782 You are a creature of habit, if ever there was one. 102 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,913 It's called Platinum Cookies. 103 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,242 It's a blend, it's real good shit. 104 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,002 [ Chuckles ] Platinum Cookies. 105 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,296 [ Both laugh ] 106 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:36,166 Platinum Cookies, the real good shit. 107 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,669 Say that, just--just that. 108 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,889 Platinum Cookies. 109 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,100 The real good shit. 110 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,303 [laughs] Oh, my God. 111 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,432 That voice could sell a shit ton of weed, my friend. 112 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:56,987 What's this? 113 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,106 Shrooms. 114 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,116 Break in case of emergency. 115 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:11,163 ["Hold Me Tight" playing ] 116 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,461 ♪ You ain't gonna hear it ♪ 117 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,388 ♪ No more fussing' And fighting' ♪ 118 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:27,179 ♪ Let me hold you tight I 119 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,771 ♪ Bygones are bygones ♪ 120 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,562 ♪ Don't think about tomorrow ♪ 121 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,273 ♪ For the future's bright I 122 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,616 ♪ You admit you were wrong ♪ 123 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,403 ♪ You were just a fool ♪ 124 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,246 ♪ Too blind to see ♪ 125 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,911 ♪ I was the only girl for you ♪ 126 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,910 [ knocking 1 127 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,204 ♪ And now you've seen the light I 128 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,080 Who's that? 129 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,756 [grunts] 130 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,549 JEREMY: Oh, hey. 131 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,630 Charlotte, come on in. 132 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,098 - Hey, man. - Hey. 133 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,261 CHARLOTTE: God, it... place smells like fish sells in here. 134 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,223 Yeah, we're just finishing a little afternoon snack. 135 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,480 Lee, Charlotte. Charlotte, Lee. 136 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,444 Hey. 137 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,108 Hi. 138 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,191 ♪ll be right back. Don't worry, he's cool. 139 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,704 ♪ You admit you were wrong ♪ 140 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,665 ♪ You were just a fool ♪ 141 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,330 ♪ Too blind to see ♪ 142 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,381 ♪ I was the only girl for you ♪ 143 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,125 ♪ And now you've Seen the light ♪ 144 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,513 ♪ Everything's gonna be all right ♪ 145 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,384 ♪ So hold me tight... ♪ 146 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,635 You're staring at me. 147 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:53,929 Sorry. 148 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,349 I didn't say I had a problem with it, I was just simply... 149 00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,275 pointing it out. 150 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,062 I like trying to figure people out. 151 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,609 I think you can figure out a lot about a person by just looking at them. 152 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,241 Okay. 153 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,700 So, what'd you figure out about me? 154 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:17,877 Not a thing. 155 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,212 [laughs] 156 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:26,923 How do I know you? 157 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,762 I know you from something. 158 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,392 If you say so. 159 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,975 Are you an actor? 160 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,981 Yeah. 161 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,186 All the actors I know are self-centered and insane. 162 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,315 Sounds about right. 163 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,619 You're staring at me now? 164 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:57,913 Yeah. 165 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,422 Seeing if I can... figure you out. 166 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:04,757 Can you? 167 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,086 You seem sad. 168 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,347 [ Jeremy rustling 1 169 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,341 JEREMY: There you go. 170 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,304 CHARLOTTE: Thanks. 171 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,266 It's all here, but... count it. 172 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,056 JEREMY: Don't drink too much with these. 173 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,066 CHARLOTTE: Thanks. 174 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,944 Jesus! Get some sun, man. 175 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,404 Nice to meet you, um... 176 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,908 Sorry, I forgot your name. 177 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,706 - Lee. - Right. Lee. 178 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,289 They say that memory is the second thing to go. 179 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,705 And what's the first? 180 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,214 I can't remember. 181 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,385 How do you two know each other? 182 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,760 We were on a TV show together. 183 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,557 Nothing you've ever heard of. 184 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,803 JEREMY: It's called Cattle Drive. It ran for 13 episodes. 185 00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,520 Lee was the lead. 186 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,690 Ben Horn, a gun slinger. 187 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:02,523 Whoa. 188 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,648 I was a cocky kid who stole the wrong man's horse. 189 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,113 - You mean you had a real job once? - Yeah. 190 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,732 Had a wife too. So did he. 191 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,942 Now, we just have each other. 192 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,403 Well. 193 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,116 Nice to meet you, Lee. 194 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,500 [ Door closes ] 195 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:28,216 [music] 196 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,238 WOMAN: This one, and this one. 197 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,255 [ Chuckles ] 198 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,714 What a nice surprise. 199 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,133 A nice surprise? 200 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,720 Good to see you, Val. 201 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:19,934 Sure it is. 202 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,235 You getting ready for another show? 203 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,571 Yes, at the end of the month. 204 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,374 Have you seen Lucy recently? 205 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,008 Yes, she came over for dinner, we watched some TV on Sunday. 206 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,305 What'd you watch? 207 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,097 You wanna know what we watched on television? 208 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,558 I haven't seen Lucy in a long time. 209 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,692 Call her. 210 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,735 She doesn't want me to call her. 211 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:12,945 Don't do that. 212 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,444 I don't blame her. 213 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:23,953 You should call her. 214 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,397 I 've got something I wanna tell you. 215 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,566 I 'm gonna make a movie. 216 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,998 [ Music] [Phone ringing] 217 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,077 CHELSEA: Peter Cohen's office. 218 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,451 Hey, Chelsea, it's Lee, for Peter. 219 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,295 - Hi, Lee, let me see if I have him. - Thanks. 220 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,167 PETER". Lee, what's up? 221 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,674 When did you say that thing was again? 222 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,343 - The Western award? - Yeah. 223 00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:25,511 [children chattering ] 224 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,745 Dad. 225 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,623 You look good out there. 226 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,255 Remember when we used to play? 227 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,381 What are you doing here? 228 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,802 I mean, how did you know I was here? 229 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:05,679 Your mother told me. 230 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,054 I was in the neighborhood, and I just... 231 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:13,858 How's work going? 232 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,728 Still waiting tables at that steakhouse? 233 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,696 I liked that place. 234 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,942 I work for Google. 235 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,362 Oh. 236 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,784 Yeah, I sell advertising space for them. 237 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:29,999 Wow. 238 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,207 Yeah. 239 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:35,580 What's up? 240 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,754 Oh. 241 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,590 I guess it's been a while, huh? 242 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,712 Yeah. 243 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:45,924 You look the same though. 244 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,384 That's good, I guess. 245 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,774 I was thinking, uh... 246 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,691 I 'm getting this lifetime achievement award thing, and uh... 247 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,451 it's no big deal but, 248 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,081 I was thinking maybe you'd like to go with me... 249 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,078 to the ceremony. 250 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:16,996 When is it? 251 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,585 Sunday. 252 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,675 This Sunday? 253 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,136 I 'm going to Palm Springs with Jake. I can't cancel. 254 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,426 Right. 255 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,016 Okay. 256 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,307 How about dinner when you get back? 257 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,729 My treat. You pick the place, time, whatever. 258 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,199 I 'm free Tuesday. 259 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,995 Yeah. Yeah, that'll be great. 260 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:53,703 I got to get back. 261 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,377 ♪ll see ya. Tuesday. 262 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,215 [ "On The Beach" playing ] 263 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,061 ♪ I 'm gonna have some fun ♪ 264 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:23,146 ♪ On the beach Where there's a party ♪ 265 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:28,117 [ phone buzzing ] 266 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:33,289 ♪ On the beach Where there's a party... ♪ 267 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:36,834 Hello? 268 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,292 WOMAN: Hello, Mr. Hayden? It's Nina calling from Cedars-Sinai. 269 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:44,509 Dr. Friedburg would like to schedule your first oncology appointment. 270 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,049 Oh? 271 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,798 Are you available tomorrow morning at 11 :00? 272 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,808 Tomorrow morning? 273 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,303 Um... 274 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,851 Dr. Friedburg would like to discuss your treatment plan 275 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,607 with you as soon as possible. 276 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,194 ls there another time that might be better for you? 277 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,528 I 'm actually in the middle of something right now, could... 278 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,486 - Can I call you back? - Yeah, that's fine. 279 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,512 [footsteps approaching ] 280 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:50,658 [ Melancholy music playing ] 281 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:29,655 [waves breaking ] 282 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:08,396 [music] 283 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,259 Best tacos in LA, right? 284 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:32,968 Yeah. 285 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,088 You live around here? 286 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:36,472 No. 287 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,634 Stalking you. [ laughs ] 288 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,393 Yeah. 289 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:45,268 Charlotte, right? 290 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,438 Got a good memory for an old pot-head. 291 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,816 A sad old pot-head. 292 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:53,572 Why did you say that anyway? 293 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:58,244 Um, because you're old and you smoke a lot of weed. 294 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,822 I mean, the part about me being sad. 295 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:05,118 I don't know. 296 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,328 Are you? 297 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,166 Nothing wrong with that. 298 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:21,888 Are you married? 299 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:26,222 Divorced. Have been for a long time. 300 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,520 So are you gonna ask for my number? 301 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,569 You want me to? 302 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:40,782 Yeah. 303 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,578 What? You got a thing for sad old guys or something? 304 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,035 No. 305 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,327 Just old guys. 306 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,214 You doing anything on Sunday night? 307 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:07,813 [ "Keep on Moving" playing ] 308 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,574 Cheers. 309 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,114 To achieving things in a lifetime. 310 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:26,703 Sure. 311 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:32,839 ♪ You keep on moving In and out, girl ♪ 312 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,249 ♪ You keep on moving I 313 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:40,796 What's that? 314 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,799 CHARLOTTE: Fairy powder. 315 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,551 Uh-huh. 316 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,472 It's something that will make you feel great. 317 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:52,937 I 'm feeling pretty good right now. 318 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:55,902 Oh, yeah? 319 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:01,025 ♪ You keep on moving... I 320 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,783 It won't kill you, I promise. But no peer pressure. 321 00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:12,878 Give me that stuff. 322 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:23,305 LEE: You really like burning the candle at both ends, don't you? 323 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,720 It seems like you do too. 324 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:35,685 You know who came up with that? 325 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,562 "Burning the candle at both ends"? 326 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:40,781 Who's that? 327 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,659 Edna St. Vincent Millay. 328 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,542 "My candle burns at both ends, 329 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,744 "It will not last the night, 330 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,499 "But, ah, my foes, and oh, my friends, 331 00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:59,675 It gives a lovely light!" 332 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:03,303 Isn't it great? 333 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:05,844 It's called First Fig. 334 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,311 What? 335 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:19,277 I 'm thinking. 336 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:21,985 What are you thinking? 337 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:26,360 That if you were maybe 20 years older, I'd probably kiss you. 338 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,117 I got to wait 20 years? 339 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,073 You'll be dead in 20 years. 340 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,535 Don't remind me. 341 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,338 So, you're ready for tonight? 342 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,554 Not really. 343 00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:49,179 Are you gonna give a speech? 344 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,512 They'll be expecting that. 345 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,265 Just talk about all your lifetime achievements. 346 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:00,898 I did one film that I 'm proud of. 347 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,522 That was 40 years ago. 348 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,113 Since then, I 've stayed busy, but I wouldn't say I 've been... 349 00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:10,283 achieving. 350 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,828 It's kinda weird being remembered for one part for so many years. 351 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:18,916 Yeah? 352 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,173 But it's about as close to immortality as any person can get. 353 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:26,800 You haven't even seen it. 354 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,718 I don't need to see it. 355 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,471 I 've got you right here. 356 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:34,595 Got the man himself. 357 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,265 The Hero. 358 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,528 Okay. 359 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:48,992 [ "That's How I Got To Memphis" playing ] 360 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:58,169 ♪ If you love somebody enough; 361 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:02,544 ♪ You'll follow Wherever they go ♪ 362 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,422 So, when is this fairy powder going to kick in? 363 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:06,923 Pretty soon. 364 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:10,381 And then this is going to seem like the greatest party of all time. 365 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,049 LEE: It better. 366 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,717 MAN: Mr. Hayden. 367 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:16,095 - Please, call me Lee. - Gary. 368 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:19,311 Gary Babcock, I 'm the... the president of the... 369 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,851 the Western Appreciation and Preservation Guild. 370 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,644 We're--we're so honored to have you here. 371 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,150 I 'm honored to be here, Gary. 372 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,406 - This is-- - Hi, I 'm Cathy Lee. 373 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:28,490 Cathy Lee. 374 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:33,366 - Funny. - CHARLOTTE: Isn't it? 375 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,826 When I met him I thought, 376 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,828 [ muffled ] this must be meant to be. 377 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:38,959 Uh-huh. 378 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:43,422 This is such a cool event, such a... diverse crowd. 379 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,800 Uh, yeah. Sure. 380 00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:52,177 Well, would you mind stepping over? We'd like to get a few pictures. 381 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,049 Sure. 382 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,808 - You too, Cathy Lee. - You bet. 383 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:00,438 - Oh. - Whoa. Pardon me, damn'. 384 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:01,727 No, I 'm... 385 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:06,775 I mean, you can bump into me anytime you want, Mr. Hayden. 386 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,945 Well, there you go. [ laughs ] 387 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:12,863 I 'm Betsy. 388 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,156 How do you do, Betsy? 389 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,868 I 'm such a huge fan. 390 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,411 Well, thank you. 391 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,244 Would you mind signing something for me? 392 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:23,872 - ♪ll be happy to. - Really appreciate it. 393 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,127 BETSY: Here. 394 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:29,588 To Betsy. 395 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:34,594 My bumping' buddy. 396 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,018 I love that. 397 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:41,725 Thank you. 398 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,811 - Here you go, Betsy. - Thank you so much. 399 00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:47,312 - You're so welcome. - And I just love your mustache. 400 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,238 Well... 401 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:51,899 It loves you too. 402 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:53,863 GARY: Mr. Hayden. 403 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,366 Would you mind stepping over here? 404 00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:01,120 Yep, I feel it too. 405 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:04,412 [ "Younger" playing ] 406 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:08,124 ♪ Getting any I 407 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:15,719 ♪ Getting any I 408 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,057 ♪ Getting any I 409 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,773 ♪ Getting any I 410 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,877 ♪ Getting any I 411 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:56,638 ♪ No, you ain't getting any ♪ 412 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:21,788 GARY on Mk: Well now, the man I 'm about to introduce 413 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:24,203 needs no introduction. 414 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,205 You all know this year's recipient. 415 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:31,799 His... his unmistakable voice, his iconic mustache, 416 00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:35,632 made him one of most popular actors in the 1970s and 80s. 417 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:40,133 His turn as "The Hero" in the film by the same name is--is 418 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,592 widely considered one of the... 419 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,850 one of the greatest western performances of all time. 420 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,186 Let's take a look. 421 00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:50,484 The one, the only, Lee Hayden. 422 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,564 [applause and cheering ] 423 00:33:55,408 --> 00:34:01,154 [music] 424 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:08,460 MAN (movie): Hold it right there, friend. We been looking' for you. 425 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,245 LEE (movie): ls that right? 426 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:14,209 [dialog becomes indistinct] 427 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:20,506 [music] 428 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,784 [gunshot from movie] 429 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:48,291 [applause and cheering ] 430 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:58,671 Ladies and gentlemen, the Western Icon Lifetime Achievement Award recipient 431 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:01,926 for this year, Mr. Lee Hayden. 432 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,766 [ Loud cheering and applause] 433 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:29,875 Thank you. 434 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:33,204 LEE: Wow. 435 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:36,461 I don't know what to say. 436 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,421 Awards are a strange thing. 437 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,932 I mean, what does it say about you? 438 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:52,473 Before I came here tonight, I looked up "achievement" in the dictionary. 439 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,066 It's not a difficult word. 440 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,148 We all know what it means. 441 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:00,522 But I looked it up anyway. 442 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:02,983 Looked it up on my phone. 443 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:04,697 [audience chuckling ] 444 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:10,954 And it said, "the result of hard work." 445 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,248 Well, I certainly have worked hard. 446 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:22,382 But the thing is... 447 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:27,095 I know there are a lot of others out there who 448 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,596 are more deserving than I am of this award. 449 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:35,315 And so, I 'm not sure why I 'm standing up here right now. 450 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,152 Not sure I deserve this. 451 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:42,530 Any of this. 452 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:46,322 MAN: We love you, Lee. 453 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:49,492 I love you too. 454 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:50,914 [audience laugh ] 455 00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:55,623 I do. I feel that love. 456 00:36:58,675 --> 00:36:59,631 Deeply- 457 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,386 I 'm nothing without all of you. 458 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:07,639 Just a grain of sand. 459 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:15,143 And that's the thing, we're all just grains of sand. 460 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,104 We're just people. 461 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:22,438 People working hard and trying to do our best. 462 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:24,781 Aren't we? 463 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,817 - Yeah. - Yes. 464 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:31,072 I 'm no better than you and you're no better than me. 465 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:36,786 Everyone in this room is as deserving as I am of this award. 466 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,425 Like you, Miss. 467 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,597 Yes, m♪am, you. 468 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:53,178 Come here. It's okay, come on up. 469 00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:55,433 Come on up. [ applause ] 470 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,203 What's your name, darling'? 471 00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:12,783 Diane. 472 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:14,576 Diane. 473 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:20,246 Wow, this jacket you've got on sure is... 474 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:23,086 soft. 475 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:24,879 [audience laughing ] 476 00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:26,839 Tell you what, Diane, 477 00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:29,676 you are my... 478 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:33,759 Western Icon Lifetime Achievement award winner. 479 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,396 Here you go. Diane, everybody. 480 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:39,978 [applause and cheering ] 481 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,401 [whistling] 482 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,190 Diane is my hero. 483 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:46,985 Let's hear it for Diane. 484 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,446 She is a fucking icon. 485 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:53,449 [applause and loud cheering ] 486 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,453 [ Chanting ] Diane! Diane! 487 00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:01,461 Diane! Diane! Diane! Diane! 488 00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:15,426 [ Chanting fades ] 489 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:19,847 [music] 490 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:47,465 MAN: Hold it right there, friend. 491 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,968 [music] 492 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:56,591 We've been looking for you. 493 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,730 - That right? - Not just us. 494 00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:05,271 Got to be at least eight bounties on your head. 495 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,361 We intend to collect on all of 'em. 496 00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:11,068 What? 497 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,992 Do you think you can keep running like this forever? 498 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:19,740 You can't outrun destiny, amigo. 499 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,503 And they call you "The Hero." 500 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:28,006 But we know who you really are. 501 00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:34,596 [tense music] 502 00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:48,060 DIRECTOR on Radio: And that's a cut. 503 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:49,902 Everybody take five. 504 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:51,567 Thanks, Lee. 505 00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:54,692 [music] 506 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:20,429 Hey, Dad. 507 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,347 How was the procedure? 508 00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:24,270 You know what I always said? 509 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:26,268 I 'm not going anywhere. 510 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,733 [music] 511 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,897 [floors creaking ] 512 00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:17,573 CHARLOTTE: Hi. 513 00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:22,495 Morning. Coffee? 514 00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:24,163 Yes. 515 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,084 Thanks. 516 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:40,255 Did we, uh... 517 00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:44,267 No. 518 00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:46,887 Molly usually isn't good for that sort of thing. 519 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,348 We did other stuff though. 520 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:52,650 Other stuff? 521 00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:55,653 Yeah, we went out. After the ceremony. 522 00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:58,106 We went out? 523 00:42:58,659 --> 00:42:59,524 Yeah. 524 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,285 To a few bars, and a club. 525 00:43:03,122 --> 00:43:06,740 You, um... danced. A lot. 526 00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:11,703 [ Charlotte chuckles] 527 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:18,376 How old are you? 528 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,388 How old are you? 529 00:43:22,642 --> 00:43:23,473 Seventy... 530 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:25,308 One. 531 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,390 Why do you wanna know how old I am? 532 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,895 Because this seems a little odd. 533 00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:31,810 - Does it? - Yeah. 534 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:35,230 I mean you look like you could be my daughter's age for Christ's sake. 535 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,771 Jesus. Don't make it weird. 536 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,280 It is a little weird. 537 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,197 How old's your daughter? 538 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:46,533 Thirty four. 539 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,449 Cool, well... I 'm older than her. 540 00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:50,117 LEE: Still. 541 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:56,089 Look, I 'm just a little... confused right now. 542 00:43:58,261 --> 00:43:59,717 I don't understand why you're here. 543 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,712 You asked me out, right? 544 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:04,760 Yeah. 545 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:05,598 So, what the fuck, man. 546 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:07,767 I 'm not busting your balls because you're older than my dad. 547 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:09,769 But whatever. 548 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,851 If you've got a problem with it, ♪ll go. 549 00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:14,641 No, I don't want you to go. 550 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,109 Okay so, what do you want? 551 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:21,776 I don't know. 552 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,151 Don't think so hard about it, man. 553 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:27,658 You're thinking about it instead of just... 554 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:30,915 [sighs] 555 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,084 Can I have some milk in my coffee? 556 00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,504 I 'm sorry. 557 00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:48,558 I 'm here because I wanna be here. 558 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:52,432 Trust me, I got plenty of places I could be. 559 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,523 But I 'm here with you. 560 00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,356 But if you don't want me here, I can go. 561 00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:05,192 After I drink my coffee. 'Cause this coffee's pretty good. 562 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:07,868 That's Folgers. 563 00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:23,968 I don't want you to go. 564 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:33,937 [music] 565 00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:12,489 Can't find my phone. 566 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:14,991 You got to call somebody? 567 00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:18,491 I like to check in once in a while. 568 00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:26,795 CHARLOTTE: Lee, Oh, my God! 569 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:27,837 What? 570 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:29,927 You're trending on Twitter. 571 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,514 Your speech last night... i got a text from Jeremy. 572 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:36,677 Oh, my God, it went viral, dude. 573 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:39,392 TMZ, Entertainment Weekly, 574 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,898 Jezebel... Holy shit! You went viral, dude. 575 00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:44,525 What're you talking about? 576 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:47,691 Your speech. When you brought that lady up on stage... 577 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,814 Okay, yeah. 578 00:47:50,076 --> 00:47:51,441 People are going nuts over it. 579 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:53,451 Oh, my God! 580 00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:56,286 Diane! They interviewed Diane! 581 00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,533 Man, we really got to find your phone. 582 00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:03,832 I 'm not sure I want to know. 583 00:48:06,759 --> 00:48:08,090 Let's forget about the phone. 584 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:30,818 You have a job to go to or what? 585 00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:33,858 What do you do anyway? 586 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:43,247 So you wanna like... get to know me or something? 587 00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:46,208 Yeah, I do. 588 00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:51,634 I 'm a comedian. 589 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:57,807 - A comedian? - Yeah, I do stand-up. 590 00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:02,269 I have a show tonight actually. 591 00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:05,188 - Yeah? - Yeah. 592 00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:16,192 Wanna come? 593 00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:18,781 You want me to? 594 00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:23,749 Yeah, sure. 595 00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:28,046 Hotel Cafe, eight o'clock. 596 00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:31,423 ♪ll let you know. 597 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:40,016 Are you gonna tell me how old you are or what? 598 00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:41,551 [laughs] 599 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:55,239 LEE". Diane, my hero. 600 00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:56,991 [ clapping ] Let's hear it for Diane. 601 00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:02,197 She's a fucking icon! [Jeremy laughing ] 602 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:09,833 You've got almost two million views in less than 24 hours. 603 00:50:10,216 --> 00:50:12,548 - And that's a good thing? - Fuck yeah, man. 604 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:15,168 Everybody's talking about you today. They love you. 605 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:17,010 Check this out. 606 00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:19,555 Hey, wait a minute, what... 607 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:21,640 What is this thing here? 608 00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:24,184 You don't know about the iceberg? 609 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:25,811 No. 610 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:29,770 Success is just the tip of the iceberg, man. 611 00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:32,018 But underneath... 612 00:50:32,905 --> 00:50:35,647 is all your experiences that made that iceberg. 613 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:39,405 And you're the only one who knows what's really down there. 614 00:50:43,249 --> 00:50:44,330 It's a metaphor. 615 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,583 People look at you and they only see the success. 616 00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:54,624 It's like a figurative representation, like poetry-- 617 00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:55,670 Yeah, I see. I get it. 618 00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:59,549 What I don't get is why this is on your computer. 619 00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:02,882 'Cause it's true. 620 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:06,894 [ Phone buzzes] 621 00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:13,226 - Hey, Peter. - Lee. 622 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:14,940 I 've been trying to reach you all day. 623 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:16,649 Yeah, what's up? 624 00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:18,360 What did you get into last night? 625 00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:20,112 I don't know. 626 00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:23,786 Well, the phone has not stopped ringing for you all day. 627 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:25,788 For what? 628 00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:27,665 For work. 629 00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:31,619 I got offers, I got scripts, more commercial work. 630 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:35,081 I just got a call and they wanna bring you in 631 00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:38,134 for this massive new movie called Galactic. 632 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:39,882 Are you serious? 633 00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:41,470 Yeah. 634 00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:44,135 It's this fantasy thing, based on a young adult novel 635 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:46,142 and there's a great role in it for you. 636 00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:49,221 This guy is the ultimate cowboy. 637 00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:50,813 So, there's an offer? 638 00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:53,892 You just need to come in and audition. 639 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:57,316 I haven't auditioned in 40 fucking years, Peter. 640 00:51:57,573 --> 00:51:59,063 They want you to come in tomorrow. 641 00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:00,109 Tomorrow? 642 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,616 You can't say no to this, Lee. 643 00:52:03,078 --> 00:52:04,409 You just can't. 644 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,490 Look, the thing is, I got some... 645 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:15,750 All right. 646 00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:17,498 Fax over the pages. 647 00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:21,260 JEREMY: Wow. 648 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:24,338 You still fax? 649 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,932 [whirring] 650 00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:45,072 You seem a little tense. 651 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,112 I 'm just trying to focus here, man. 652 00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:49,492 This helps me focus. 653 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,079 Helps me come off the mountain, man. 654 00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:55,169 What fucking mountain are you talking about? 655 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:10,889 [grunting] 656 00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:18,392 Thought you were already making a movie. 657 00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:20,152 It was a pipe dream. 658 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,155 This is real. 659 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:27,318 Okay. 660 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:42,625 Jesus Christ. You're making me crazy with all that moving around. 661 00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:44,585 Sorry. 662 00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:54,853 You wanna run lines? 663 00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:00,685 JEREMY: Who are you? 664 00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:02,820 They call me Turner. 665 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:05,239 Turner? 666 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:06,399 That's right. 667 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:08,325 And I 'm here to help you. 668 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,486 But why? 669 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:13,285 Because you're my daughter. 670 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:16,955 I 've come to save you. 671 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:21,456 And I need you to come with me. Now. 672 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:22,881 My father? 673 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:25,258 You're not my father. 674 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:26,673 Listen to me. 675 00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:30,131 If we don't go now, we're as good as dead. 676 00:54:30,142 --> 00:54:32,600 My father is dead. He died a long time ago. 677 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,017 It's me. 678 00:54:34,021 --> 00:54:35,261 You don't even look like him! 679 00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:37,847 I had to change the way I look to protect you. 680 00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:40,315 I did die. 681 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:44,319 In some ways, I 've been dead for a long time. 682 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,361 I had to leave you. 683 00:54:48,827 --> 00:54:50,067 But I did that to save you. 684 00:54:51,997 --> 00:54:53,704 You were better off thinking I was dead. 685 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,789 When I heard the council was coming after you... 686 00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:01,496 well... 687 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,174 let's just say I 'm not dead anymore. 688 00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:08,798 I 'm your father. 689 00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,547 And I 'm here to help you. 690 00:55:14,102 --> 00:55:15,137 I love you. 691 00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:18,141 And you have to come with me. 692 00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:21,940 You have to come with me now, or we'll both die. 693 00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:29,444 You remember what I always used to call you? 694 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:33,618 Buttercup. 695 00:55:36,124 --> 00:55:37,535 It's me, Buttercup. 696 00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:43,754 I 've been gone for a long time. 697 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:47,879 And I may not look the same. 698 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:50,798 But it's me. 699 00:55:53,392 --> 00:55:54,507 I 'm here now. 700 00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,728 I 'm here now, and that's... That's all that matters. 701 00:56:04,945 --> 00:56:09,564 [music] 702 00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:11,319 Fuck yeah, man. 703 00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:19,707 I think you're good. 704 00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:26,002 [music] 705 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,189 [woman on mic] A lot of people, when they get married 706 00:56:44,192 --> 00:56:46,399 they register at some bullshit place, 707 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,690 like Pottery Barn, Crate and Barrel... 708 00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:51,739 I had a friend who works for a non-profit. 709 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:54,905 She registered for asparagus peelers. 710 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:56,990 [audience laughing ] 711 00:56:57,539 --> 00:56:58,870 Bitch, you don't have a bed frame. 712 00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:00,493 [audience laughing ] 713 00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:02,575 You can't afford asparagus, 714 00:57:03,503 --> 00:57:05,369 the gay uncle of broccoli. 715 00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:09,757 [ laughter] 716 00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:13,340 My husband and I, when we registered, we registered somewhere practical. 717 00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:15,754 Kaiser Permanente. 718 00:57:17,351 --> 00:57:19,217 We got I VF treatments and pap smears. 719 00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:23,345 Hey, what can I get you? 720 00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:25,390 - Can I have a Michter's, neat, please? - Yeah. 721 00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:26,724 - Say... 722 00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:28,191 Make it a beer. 723 00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:30,686 - Whatever's on tap. - Okay. Be right back. 724 00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:34,152 WOMAN: Last dude I dated, his little brother worked at an ice cream truck 725 00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:36,241 right outside of my house in New York. 726 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:39,700 And every day he would give me free ice cream. 727 00:57:40,415 --> 00:57:43,703 And one day he pops his head out of the truck and he was like, "Ali, 728 00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:46,202 have you seen my brother? 729 00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:50,589 Oh, my God, you don't know this, but he's bi-polar. 730 00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:52,883 And he's gone missing." 731 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:56,554 And I was like, "Oh, my God." 732 00:57:56,556 --> 00:58:00,265 [ laughter] 733 00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:03,435 [whispering ] "Do I still get free ice cream?" 734 00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:04,765 [ laughter] 735 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:06,559 All right, I 've been Ali Wong. Have a good night, everybody. 736 00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:12,235 Give it up for Ali Wong! 737 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:19,318 HOST: Ali just got married, 738 00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:22,075 I also just got married. 739 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,160 [applause and cheering ] 740 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,869 I loved your speech, by the way. 741 00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,962 HOST: Obviously... i married a woman. 742 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:31,876 Thanks. 743 00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:33,666 You have eyes on your face. 744 00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:36,418 This is not the haircut of a woman who sleeps with men. 745 00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:37,840 [ Laughter] 746 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,930 You guys, we're gonna keep the show right on rolling. 747 00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:43,388 If you loved Ali, you'll love this next comic. I have known her forever. 748 00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:44,848 She is hilarious. 749 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:47,437 Let's hear it now for Charlotte Dillon. Give it up for her. 750 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:49,560 Come on! [applause and cheering ] 751 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:57,281 All right, keep it going for Cameron Esposito, our awesome host. 752 00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:00,075 So... 753 00:59:01,121 --> 00:59:02,407 I want to tell you about my day, I had--I had... 754 00:59:03,248 --> 00:59:04,329 an extremely productive day. 755 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:06,991 My parents would be very proud of me. 756 00:59:08,587 --> 00:59:11,375 Um, I met a guy, and then I fucked him. 757 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:12,875 - Yeah. - [ laughter] 758 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:14,377 But it's not-- but it's not what you think. 759 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:17,343 I met him through someone who's really trustworthy: 760 00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:18,927 my drug dealer. 761 00:59:19,264 --> 00:59:20,504 [ Laughter] 762 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:21,555 Oh, my God. 763 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:23,715 Young guys, right? 764 00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:25,555 Young guys, I 'm over you guys. 765 00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:28,220 I 'm over it. The guy that I 'm fucking right now, 766 00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:29,771 older. 767 00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:32,353 Older. And I 'm not talking like, 768 00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:34,351 forty seven or something. 769 00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:38,155 I 'm talking 70 plus, bitches. 770 00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:40,775 Oh, yeah! Oh-oh! 771 00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:44,036 Full on senior citizen. Like... 772 00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:47,248 Allowed to withdraw from a Roth IRA with no penalty. 773 00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:50,451 Remembers when TV was like black and white and shit. 774 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,333 But here's the thing... Older guys, 775 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:55,001 they're awesome. 776 00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:57,966 They're awesome, they're experienced... 777 00:59:58,637 --> 01:00:00,219 you know, they know how to treat a lady. 778 01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:02,095 They go slow. 779 01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:04,389 Because they have to. 780 01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:05,886 [ Laughter] 781 01:00:06,561 --> 01:00:07,892 But okay, can we... 782 01:00:09,064 --> 01:00:10,680 can we just talk about the balls for a second? 783 01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:13,978 Right? Let's just, we're gonna talk about it. 784 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:15,355 I feel like we know each other now. 785 01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,854 These balls have dropped. 786 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:21,031 Golf balls sitting at the bottom of a tube sock. 787 01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:23,617 [ Laughter] 788 01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:25,114 It was actually kinda hot. 789 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:26,954 But you know what's even hotter? 790 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,081 Keeping his heart rate steady. 791 01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:30,916 Serious. 792 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:33,745 I mean, what's naughtier than fucking someone who could die any second? 793 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:35,128 [ Laughter] 794 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:36,213 You know? 795 01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:38,006 It's like... 796 01:00:38,552 --> 01:00:39,633 [ clears throat] 797 01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:42,927 So, yesterday... 798 01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:45,472 Right? Let's talk about yesterday. Enough about today. 799 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:48,559 [piano music] 800 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:51,937 [clinking cutlery] 801 01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:36,645 LEE: In some ways I 've been dead for a long time. 802 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,813 I had to...♪ had to change the way I look to protect you. 803 01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:44,857 I did die. 804 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:47,234 I had to go. 805 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:49,406 I 'm leaving. 806 01:01:49,414 --> 01:01:50,404 I 'm your father. 807 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:53,498 And I 'm here to... 808 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:55,625 I 'm your father. 809 01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:09,843 Mr. Hayden. 810 01:02:10,936 --> 01:02:11,767 We're ready for you. 811 01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:17,685 MAN: Hey! There he is. 812 01:02:19,486 --> 01:02:20,396 Good to see you, buddy. 813 01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,523 Thanks for coming in on such short notice. 814 01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:23,611 Thanks for having me. 815 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:26,073 All right. 816 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:28,157 I 'm sorry about all the bother. 817 01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:31,195 It's just that everybody's reading for this movie. 818 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:33,071 No matter how big. 819 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,290 It's just the way this studio wants it. 820 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:36,708 I hope you understand. 821 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:39,787 No bother at all. I 'm happy to do it. 822 01:02:40,507 --> 01:02:44,796 Great. Okay, well... shall we just jump in? 823 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:45,842 Sure. 824 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:49,380 - Uh, you need sides, or-- - Nope. 825 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:51,048 Ready to go. 826 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,433 Yeah? Okay. 827 01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:56,429 Um, you'll be reading with Linda. 828 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:59,936 And, uh... let's begin. 829 01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:07,189 LINDA: Who are you? 830 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:10,362 My name's Turner. 831 01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:12,532 LINDA: Turner? 832 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:15,247 That's right. 833 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:19,618 I 'm here to help you. 834 01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:21,245 Why? 835 01:03:22,173 --> 01:03:23,504 Because I 'm your father. 836 01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:29,469 I 'm here to help you. 837 01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:31,721 LINDA: Why? 838 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:33,761 Because you're my daughter. 839 01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,655 My father? You're not my father. 840 01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:56,488 I 'm sorry. 841 01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:58,828 Could I get the sides actually? 842 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:01,877 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course, you can. 843 01:04:02,297 --> 01:04:03,458 Here. Here you go, buddy. 844 01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:06,252 I 'm so sorry, I had this down. 845 01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:07,215 I 'm so sorry. 846 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,217 Take your time, it's totally fine. 847 01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:10,839 Thank you. 848 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,133 Yeah, don't worry about it, Lee. 849 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:16,888 You just... Just take your time. 850 01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:23,811 Listen to me, 851 01:04:24,652 --> 01:04:26,484 if we don't go now we're as good as dead. 852 01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:29,233 But you're not my father. 853 01:04:30,158 --> 01:04:32,024 My father is dead. He died a long time ago. 854 01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:38,079 It's me. 855 01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,040 You don't even look like him. 856 01:04:42,087 --> 01:04:42,952 I had to change the way I look. 857 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:45,495 To protect you. 858 01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:51,964 I did die. 859 01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:06,312 [ Papers crunching ] 860 01:05:06,528 --> 01:05:07,518 I did die. 861 01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:11,855 [ Softly crying 1 862 01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:18,908 Shit. 863 01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:21,786 - I 'm so sorry. - Uh... 864 01:05:22,836 --> 01:05:26,420 - I 'm so sorry. - No, Lee, it's okay. 865 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:30,549 It's okay. Look, we'll go back. Let's, let's go back. 866 01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:31,542 Let's go back to-- 867 01:05:31,553 --> 01:05:32,759 God damn it! 868 01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:34,302 I 'm so sorry. 869 01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:36,926 I apologize. I wasted your time. 870 01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:45,522 PHOTOGRAPHER: Hey, hey. Mr. Hayden. 871 01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,566 Lee Hayden. How's it going, buddy? 872 01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:49,734 Not now, man. 873 01:05:49,737 --> 01:05:52,604 We all saw that video of your speech, man. It was absolutely amazing. 874 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:54,944 Just happy, out of control. 875 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:56,863 - Not now. - Listen... 876 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:58,823 Are you here for another western? 877 01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:00,320 You're going to be doing another western, aren't ya? 878 01:06:00,748 --> 01:06:02,364 It's gonna be great. We'd love to see you on it. 879 01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:03,577 How did the audition go? 880 01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:05,292 Get the fuck out of my face! 881 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,002 Jesus Christ! Relax, man. 882 01:06:07,005 --> 01:06:07,995 Just get the fuck away from me. 883 01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:09,746 [tires squealing] 884 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:16,178 [music] 885 01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:34,646 [coughing] 886 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:18,148 [music] 887 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,968 [phone ringing] 888 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,891 LUCY RECORDING: Hi, this is Lucy. Leave a message. 889 01:10:20,842 --> 01:10:22,424 [ phone vibrates ] 890 01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:35,603 I had to do that act, Lee. 891 01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:41,397 I had to do it to try to make sense of whatever this is. 892 01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:46,531 You know I don't actually feel that way. 893 01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:54,830 But you can't help who you like. 894 01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:59,293 I 'm feeling really sorry that I hurt you because I didn't... 895 01:11:03,718 --> 01:11:04,674 I do like you. 896 01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:08,128 So, I 'm sorry. 897 01:11:11,934 --> 01:11:13,925 Nothing I said up there changes how I feel about you. 898 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:30,650 I 'm dying. 899 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:36,831 I got cancer and I 'm fucking dying. 900 01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:41,002 [music] 901 01:12:01,359 --> 01:12:03,066 Cancer's not a death sentence anymore. 902 01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:05,185 Just so you know. 903 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:13,618 Apparently, the one I have is one of the worst you can hope for. 904 01:12:22,088 --> 01:12:23,749 What does your oncologist say? 905 01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:27,590 Like surgery? 906 01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:32,550 Radiation, or chemo? 907 01:12:37,812 --> 01:12:39,177 Is it untreatable? 908 01:12:44,110 --> 01:12:45,316 There's a procedure. 909 01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:50,154 Not a cure. 910 01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:55,526 It can buy a few more years. 911 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:02,538 I just don't know if it's worth it. 912 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:08,881 Worth it? 913 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:13,511 Buying time. 914 01:13:19,186 --> 01:13:22,099 Jesus Christ, Lee. You're dying. It's all about buying time. 915 01:13:26,277 --> 01:13:27,392 Yeah. 916 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,072 I just haven't figured what I wanna do. 917 01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:38,820 What does your family say? 918 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,615 LEE: I haven't told my family. 919 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:46,377 Are you serious? 920 01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:50,419 I haven't told anyone. 921 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:53,593 Just you. 922 01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:08,190 You need to tell your family. 923 01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:14,026 And you need to get that procedure. 924 01:14:17,161 --> 01:14:17,992 Okay? 925 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:23,660 Tell me you're gonna do it. 926 01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:28,961 I will. 927 01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:33,666 You need to promise me. 928 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:43,760 I promise. 929 01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:51,234 Okay. 930 01:14:57,284 --> 01:14:58,274 [sighs] 931 01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:03,321 I almost forgot... 932 01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:06,241 I got you something. 933 01:15:06,877 --> 01:15:08,083 You got me something? 934 01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:09,536 Why? 935 01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:12,084 It was the fucking reason I came over here, man. 936 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:13,589 My ruse. 937 01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:22,006 I don't know what to say. 938 01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:23,803 Maybe "thanks." 939 01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:26,269 Open it. 940 01:15:29,734 --> 01:15:34,695 [music] 941 01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:41,033 [ Both chuckle] 942 01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:43,911 Thank you. 943 01:16:00,473 --> 01:16:02,259 [phone ringing] 944 01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:08,557 LUCY RECORDING: Hi, this is Lucy. Leave a message. 945 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:12,056 Hey, Lucy, it's Lee. 946 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:13,399 It's your dad. 947 01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:16,227 Look, I know you're upset. 948 01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:18,112 And you have every right to be. 949 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:20,273 I screwed up. 950 01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:22,908 But I guess you're used to that. 951 01:16:25,998 --> 01:16:26,954 Listen... 952 01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:30,241 please call me back. 953 01:16:33,214 --> 01:16:35,626 I need to talk to you. I have something I want to tell you. 954 01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:47,225 [car indicator dings] 955 01:16:57,279 --> 01:16:59,316 [ Indistinct chatter] 956 01:17:15,422 --> 01:17:16,583 LEE: These are very you. 957 01:17:18,217 --> 01:17:19,548 VAL: ♪ll take that as a compliment. 958 01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:23,802 Is Lucy here? 959 01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:25,930 She was earlier. 960 01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:29,967 Did she tell you what happened? 961 01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:35,898 I fucked up, Val. 962 01:17:37,444 --> 01:17:40,562 [music] 963 01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:44,239 I 've got something I wanna tell you. 964 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:54,367 I 've...um... 965 01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:57,962 [traffic noises] 966 01:17:58,883 --> 01:18:02,672 [music] 967 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:37,327 [music] 968 01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:47,632 [ Phone buzzing ] 969 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:05,901 Hello? 970 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:24,131 How sick are you? 971 01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:27,880 I guess it's pretty bad. 972 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:37,853 Were you ever gonna tell me? 973 01:19:41,318 --> 01:19:42,433 How long have you known? 974 01:19:54,665 --> 01:19:55,996 [sighs] 975 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,992 I don't know why you go out of your way to be so difficult. 976 01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:06,291 You know that, right? You know how selfish you can be? 977 01:20:10,014 --> 01:20:11,049 You were always away. 978 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:16,851 And even when you weren't I was always very aware 979 01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:18,932 that you were in the process of leaving. 980 01:20:22,901 --> 01:20:24,016 And what are you doing now? 981 01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:31,987 And the only reason we're even talking is because you wanna die 982 01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:33,325 on good terms or something. 983 01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:34,910 Is there something wrong with that? 984 01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:36,950 You don't deserve it, Lee. 985 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:42,619 You can't just decide to fix things. 986 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:47,331 I mean, what am I supposed to do? 987 01:20:49,053 --> 01:20:50,339 Just die and that's it? 988 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:51,711 Over and done? 989 01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:54,717 Would you prefer that? 990 01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:01,520 I wanna get past this. 991 01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:08,523 I wanna get to the next thing. 992 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:14,442 [sighs] 993 01:21:14,453 --> 01:21:15,693 So, what is the next thing, Lee? 994 01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:18,446 I don't know. 995 01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:23,375 I just know there's got to be another... 996 01:21:28,258 --> 01:21:29,794 Will you just give me a chance? 997 01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:35,880 Give me a chance to write another chapter. 998 01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:48,063 I remember holding hands with you on this beach. 999 01:21:52,699 --> 01:21:54,155 I held up our hands and I said, 1000 01:21:56,662 --> 01:22:00,326 "Your hand is old, and it has wrinkles." 1001 01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:05,542 Then I turned our hands over and I said, 1002 01:22:05,546 --> 01:22:07,503 "My hand is new and doesn't have any wrinkles." 1003 01:22:11,009 --> 01:22:13,341 [waves breaking ] 1004 01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:17,675 I thought you left because I hurt your feelings. 1005 01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:27,727 And I believed that for years. 1006 01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:35,739 I 'm so sorry. 1007 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:43,368 [music] 1008 01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,540 It really is beautiful out here. 1009 01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:57,215 Yes, it is. 1010 01:22:58,599 --> 01:23:03,059 [waves crashing ] 1011 01:23:38,555 --> 01:23:42,219 [ Creaking 1 1012 01:23:42,226 --> 01:23:48,017 [ominous music] 1013 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:09,037 [footsteps approaching ] 1014 01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:19,635 [ Soft music] 1015 01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:24,803 [waves crashing ] 1016 01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:53,293 [ Soft music] 1017 01:25:16,069 --> 01:25:17,651 [door opening ] 1018 01:25:20,574 --> 01:25:22,986 [phone ringing] 1019 01:25:25,829 --> 01:25:27,160 WOMAN". Dr. Friedburg's office. 1020 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:28,529 I 'd like to make an appointment. 1021 01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:29,989 Please hold. 1022 01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:34,376 ["Morning Mood" playing softly] 1023 01:25:58,904 --> 01:26:03,523 [ Music grows louder] 1024 01:26:24,471 --> 01:26:26,007 [ Music stops abruptly] WOMAN: Thank you for holding. 1025 01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:28,510 You said you'd like to make an appointment, is that right? 1026 01:26:31,395 --> 01:26:32,351 JEREMY: This is all you need? 1027 01:26:32,354 --> 01:26:33,719 That's it. 1028 01:26:34,272 --> 01:26:35,103 [grunts] 1029 01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:38,649 JEREMY: Hey, I got the Ultimate Buster Keaton on Blu-ray. 1030 01:26:39,403 --> 01:26:40,438 Wanna stick around? 1031 01:26:41,279 --> 01:26:43,441 We could order some Chinese chicken salads. 1032 01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:46,695 Yeah, I 've got some stuff I 'm working on. 1033 01:26:47,411 --> 01:26:48,321 Next time, though. 1034 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:49,610 Yeah. 1035 01:26:51,123 --> 01:26:52,113 How 've you been feeling? 1036 01:26:56,878 --> 01:26:58,243 Oh, I meant to tell you. 1037 01:26:58,630 --> 01:27:02,669 I found some episodes of Cattle Drive online last night. 1038 01:27:02,676 --> 01:27:03,916 I watched a bunch of them. 1039 01:27:03,927 --> 01:27:04,962 How were they? 1040 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,085 - Amazing. - [ Lee Laughs] 1041 01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:08,087 You remember that scene we had? 1042 01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:10,555 You catch me stealing a horse, 1043 01:27:10,767 --> 01:27:12,303 and you're about to beat the shit out of me, 1044 01:27:12,644 --> 01:27:15,386 and I tell you I 'm an orphan, and you take pity on me. 1045 01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:19,523 Then in the next episode, they fucking hang me, 1046 01:27:20,068 --> 01:27:22,309 and that sends you on a revenge killing spree. 1047 01:27:24,156 --> 01:27:26,363 My death was the whole reason for that show, man. 1048 01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:44,715 Hey there. 1049 01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:46,758 Hey. 1050 01:27:47,679 --> 01:27:48,544 LEE: How's it going? 1051 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:54,467 Happy birthday. [ Charlotte laughs] 1052 01:28:00,150 --> 01:28:00,981 I got you something. 1053 01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:03,442 Hold on. 1054 01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:13,068 - [ Lee laughs] - Yeah. 1055 01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:15,696 Did you ever read it? 1056 01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,032 'Cause it was under the bed. 1057 01:28:22,589 --> 01:28:24,000 You know, I used to wanna be a poet. 1058 01:28:25,675 --> 01:28:29,794 Like, that was what I wanted to be more than anything in the world. 1059 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:34,844 You sit down, because you're gonna listen to this poem. 1060 01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:49,571 "Dirge Without Music," by Edna St. Vincent Millay. 1061 01:28:53,411 --> 01:28:56,028 "♪ Am not resigned to the shutting away 1062 01:28:56,665 --> 01:28:58,372 "of loving hearts in the hard ground. 1063 01:29:00,794 --> 01:29:04,162 "So it is, and so it will be, for so it has been, 1064 01:29:04,756 --> 01:29:06,167 "time out of mind: 1065 01:29:09,302 --> 01:29:10,508 "into the darkness they go, 1066 01:29:12,097 --> 01:29:13,383 "the wise and the lovely. 1067 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:16,674 "Crowned with lilies and laurel they go; 1068 01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:19,476 "but I am not resigned. 1069 01:29:21,523 --> 01:29:23,890 "Lovers and thinkers, into the earth with you. 1070 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:28,060 "Be one with the dull, the indiscriminate dust. 1071 01:29:30,866 --> 01:29:33,858 "A fragment of what you felt, of what you knew, 1072 01:29:35,912 --> 01:29:39,871 "a formula, a phrase remains-- but the best is lost. 1073 01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:41,832 [music] 1074 01:29:42,002 --> 01:29:45,085 "The answers quick and keen, the honest look, 1075 01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:47,754 "the laughter, the love-- 1076 01:29:49,259 --> 01:29:50,374 "They are gone. 1077 01:29:51,803 --> 01:29:53,293 "They are gone to feed the roses. 1078 01:29:54,723 --> 01:29:56,464 Elegant and curled is the blossom. 1079 01:29:57,309 --> 01:29:59,471 "Fragrant is the blossom. I know. 1080 01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:01,309 "But I do not approve. 1081 01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:06,686 "More precious was the light in your eyes than all the roses in the world. 1082 01:30:09,362 --> 01:30:12,480 "Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave, 1083 01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:18,612 "Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; 1084 01:30:19,539 --> 01:30:22,372 "Quietly they go, the intelligent, 1085 01:30:23,209 --> 01:30:24,745 "the witty, and the brave. 1086 01:30:25,086 --> 01:30:26,121 "♪ Know. 1087 01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:30,714 But I do not approve. And I am not resigned." 1088 01:30:32,719 --> 01:30:35,757 [ soft music] 1089 01:31:11,341 --> 01:31:15,209 LEE: The new sweet and spicy Lonestar Barbecue sauce, 1090 01:31:15,887 --> 01:31:18,504 the perfect partner for your ribs. 1091 01:31:21,351 --> 01:31:25,094 The new sweet and spicy Lonestar Barbecue sauce, 1092 01:31:26,022 --> 01:31:28,810 the perfect partner for your ribs. 1093 01:31:30,777 --> 01:31:31,733 MAN: That was great, Lee. 1094 01:31:33,405 --> 01:31:34,440 Can you do one more? 1095 01:31:38,368 --> 01:31:42,703 [music] 1096 01:33:00,325 --> 01:33:02,532 [ballad playing] 1097 01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:13,661 ♪ I remember the night Standing there ♪ 1098 01:33:14,464 --> 01:33:18,082 ♪ In your brand new nursery ♪ 1099 01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:24,468 ♪ Wondering who Could fill that room ♪ 1100 01:33:24,474 --> 01:33:28,342 ♪ And how quick They'd see through me ♪“ 1101 01:33:29,854 --> 01:33:34,564 ♪ Well, your mama was a fire So raw, so true ♪ 1102 01:33:34,984 --> 01:33:37,726 ♪ I 'd slay darkness Just to bring her light ♪ 1103 01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:44,784 ♪ But I was a flawed man And I burned my hands ♪ 1104 01:33:45,036 --> 01:33:48,995 ♪ And I ran just to try to hide ♪ 1105 01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:55,627 ♪ And I 'm sorry for What I did to you both ♪ 1106 01:33:55,880 --> 01:34:01,341 ♪ I wasn't trying To leave you alone ♪ 1107 01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:04,302 ♪ But I was fighting ♪ 1108 01:34:04,764 --> 01:34:08,883 ♪ My own kind Of battle inside ♪ 1109 01:34:17,443 --> 01:34:22,313 ♪ I remember that night We rushed you to ♪ 1110 01:34:22,323 --> 01:34:27,568 ♪ The county hospital ♪ 1111 01:34:27,579 --> 01:34:31,868 ♪ You had a fever so wild My only child ♪ 1112 01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:35,705 ♪ And I fought Just to be strong for you ♪ 1113 01:34:37,630 --> 01:34:41,214 ♪ And I walked those halls And thought back to when ♪ 1114 01:34:42,051 --> 01:34:45,339 ♪ You first came Into our life ♪ 1115 01:34:47,390 --> 01:34:52,430 ♪ And I stood and cried Just outside ♪ 1116 01:34:52,437 --> 01:34:56,897 ♪ Your door As you slept amen ♪ 1117 01:34:56,900 --> 01:34:59,608 ♪ And something changed then ♪ 1118 01:35:00,153 --> 01:35:04,943 ♪ But it wasn't enough To make me a good man ♪ 1119 01:35:05,700 --> 01:35:07,441 ♪ Deserving of love ♪ 1120 01:35:07,869 --> 01:35:10,702 ♪ I was afraid that ♪ 1121 01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:15,245 ♪ You'd see how I 'm broken inside ♪ 1122 01:35:23,968 --> 01:35:28,838 ♪ And here I am again With my back to you ♪ 1123 01:35:28,848 --> 01:35:31,966 ♪ Yeah, slowly walking out ♪ 1124 01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:35,810 ♪ I didn't know till now ♪ 1125 01:35:36,773 --> 01:35:38,730 ♪ When I couldn't turn around ♪ 1126 01:35:38,942 --> 01:35:42,276 ♪ What the hell I was talking about ♪ 1127 01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:48,194 ♪ And from the darkness ♪ll speak to you ♪ 1128 01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:52,243 ♪ ♪ll tell you What I couldn't then ♪ 1129 01:35:54,374 --> 01:35:59,244 ♪ You were a fire so true I wasn't good for you ♪ 1130 01:35:59,963 --> 01:36:02,876 ♪ But ♪ll always Be your man ♪ 1131 01:36:04,467 --> 01:36:10,554 ♪ And if you're lonely Look up at the sky ♪ 1132 01:36:10,556 --> 01:36:15,847 ♪ And you'll know me As one of those fiery lights ♪ 1133 01:36:16,145 --> 01:36:18,887 ♪ Shining down on you ♪ 1134 01:36:19,399 --> 01:36:24,144 ♪ Every moment I feel you inside ♪ 77309