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Coronation Street. 9 00:01:13,502 --> 00:01:14,467 Emmerdale? 10 00:01:14,984 --> 00:01:16,494 D, Coronation Street. 11 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,575 Coronation Street is the right answer, well done. 12 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:21,724 - Oh, bum. - Yeah, no, he's, erm... 13 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,760 He's going to need all the help he can get. 14 00:01:27,917 --> 00:01:29,917 _ 15 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,083 This way, please. 16 00:01:40,128 --> 00:01:42,524 So this is just a little practice, 17 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,173 before we send you off to the canteen 18 00:01:44,209 --> 00:01:45,929 for a bite to eat, OK? 19 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:48,165 Oh, and to warn, 20 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,157 we're starting with a rollover contestant from yesterday. 21 00:01:51,193 --> 00:01:52,725 So you won't be called upon 22 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,430 until probably quite a way into the show, 23 00:01:55,466 --> 00:01:59,041 just to, like, manage your expectations and everything. 24 00:01:59,311 --> 00:02:00,677 Right! 25 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:03,429 Just a rehearsal! 26 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,101 Fingers on buttons. 27 00:02:05,137 --> 00:02:08,391 Put these Disney films in order of their release. 28 00:02:09,905 --> 00:02:11,943 A, Little Mermaid. 29 00:02:12,154 --> 00:02:14,046 B, Snow White. 30 00:02:14,082 --> 00:02:15,950 C, Aladdin. 31 00:02:15,986 --> 00:02:17,575 D, Dumbo. 32 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:26,631 OK, pretty straightforward, B, D, A, C. 33 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,632 Let's look who was fastest. 34 00:02:28,913 --> 00:02:33,135 Janet! On 6.52 seconds, well done. 35 00:02:33,171 --> 00:02:35,348 - And, Charles? - Yeah. 36 00:02:35,611 --> 00:02:38,936 - I'm afraid you were last. - Oh, well. It's just nice to be here. 37 00:02:38,972 --> 00:02:41,169 - Yeah. Only rehearsal. - Yeah, OK. 38 00:02:41,224 --> 00:02:43,380 - OK. Over to you, Rebecca. - Fantastic. 39 00:02:43,416 --> 00:02:46,056 OK, folks, if you'd like to follow me, please. 40 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,725 He's the husband of the sister of the brother 41 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,304 who were all here, so... 42 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,606 Oh, Jesus Christ. 43 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:57,468 But seriously, honestly, I wouldn't worry, 44 00:02:57,504 --> 00:02:59,724 he's like Tim-Nice-But-Dim army type, 45 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,098 I doubt he'll even get in the chair. 46 00:03:01,134 --> 00:03:03,724 Terrible in rehearsal and, so, yeah. 47 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,442 Oh, and his wife did request an extra ticket, though. 48 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,778 Audience is full, but I could put them in the overspill? 49 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:09,952 Fine, wherever. 50 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:17,209 Don't be so on edge. 51 00:03:17,912 --> 00:03:19,818 I'm gonna be the one in the chair, hopefully. 52 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:21,459 I wish you were more on edge, 53 00:03:21,495 --> 00:03:23,658 so I'd know you knew how nerve-wracking it is out there. 54 00:03:27,321 --> 00:03:29,590 Well, at least we're getting to spend more time together. 55 00:03:30,225 --> 00:03:32,385 KNOCK ON DOOR 56 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,252 - All right. - Of course, yeah. 57 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:53,096 Right, place these words of an Agatha Christie novel 58 00:03:53,244 --> 00:03:54,690 in the right order. 59 00:03:54,752 --> 00:03:56,752 Nile, On, Death, The! 60 00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:04,029 And it was, of course, Death On The Nile. 61 00:04:04,065 --> 00:04:06,126 And who gets to sit in the chair next? 62 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:08,202 It's... Charles Ingram! 63 00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:16,920 Well done, Charles. 64 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:18,765 Are you ready to play for a million pounds? 65 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,337 - Is the Pope a Catholic? - And... hold there! 66 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,725 - What did I...? - Oh, don't worry, no, no, no. 67 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,725 It's a lot less continuous and magic than it is on tele. 68 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,245 Erm, lots of stops and starts. We're gonna mic your guest up now 69 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,725 and put them in their seat in the audience. 70 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,099 - Who have you brought? - Uh, my wife. 71 00:04:31,135 --> 00:04:33,054 You've met actually, she played before. 72 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:34,178 - Oh, really? - Yes. 73 00:04:34,378 --> 00:04:35,938 Oh, yes! 74 00:04:37,853 --> 00:04:40,156 Hello... again. 75 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:42,960 OK, folks, here we go. And... 76 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:48,545 OK, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 77 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:52,760 MUSIC AND APPLAUSE 78 00:04:57,494 --> 00:05:00,074 Erm, so, we've seen quite a lot of the Major's family 79 00:05:00,110 --> 00:05:01,231 on this show, Charles... 80 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:04,710 First off was his wife, Diana, who won 32 grand. 81 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:08,725 Erm, then brother-in-law Adrian, who won 32 grand, as well. 82 00:05:08,761 --> 00:05:11,030 So it's a matter of family honour, Charles. 83 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,405 - No pressure, then! - No. No. No, no pressure. 84 00:05:13,799 --> 00:05:15,256 What, are you trying to win a million between you? 85 00:05:15,322 --> 00:05:18,287 - LAUGHTER - First question of 15. 86 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,150 "What name is given to a person 87 00:05:22,186 --> 00:05:26,204 "who is against increasing the powers of the European Union?" 88 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,725 Eurosceptic. Eurostar. 89 00:05:28,815 --> 00:05:32,092 Eurotrash. Eurovision. 90 00:05:32,326 --> 00:05:34,926 It's, erm... It's Eurosceptic, Chris, yeah. 91 00:05:34,962 --> 00:05:35,962 That's correct. 92 00:05:38,408 --> 00:05:39,807 So for £2,000. 93 00:05:40,877 --> 00:05:41,966 Coronation Street... 94 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,153 CHRIS GUFFAWS 95 00:05:43,189 --> 00:05:45,580 - I bet you know this one. - Oh, no, I've never watched it. 96 00:05:45,619 --> 00:05:47,378 Charles, it's been on for 40 years! 97 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:48,631 I know, I know, I just... 98 00:05:50,111 --> 00:05:54,124 In Coronation Street, who is Audrey's daughter? 99 00:05:54,611 --> 00:05:59,611 Janice, Gail, Linda, Sally. 100 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,725 Erm, no, it's nothing... 101 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,082 It's nothing, erm... 102 00:06:06,891 --> 00:06:08,068 I'm not getting anything. 103 00:06:08,445 --> 00:06:10,045 _ 104 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:19,666 Erm, no, it's... 105 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,175 Oh, sorry, sir, 106 00:06:35,211 --> 00:06:37,176 you can't be out here on the phone, I'm afraid. 107 00:06:37,212 --> 00:06:38,317 Yeah, no, sorry, I'm... 108 00:06:38,353 --> 00:06:39,911 I know, I know, sorry, I just need to, erm... 109 00:06:39,947 --> 00:06:42,368 - Sir, if you don't mind? - Yeah, of course. 110 00:06:42,642 --> 00:06:44,642 Sorry. I was just trying to get in touch... 111 00:06:46,959 --> 00:06:48,087 OK, no, I... Yeah. 112 00:06:48,123 --> 00:06:50,098 I'll have to ask the audience, Chris. 113 00:06:50,134 --> 00:06:52,099 - Cut to Chris. - OK, audience. 114 00:06:52,205 --> 00:06:53,490 She's right. He's an idiot. 115 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:54,760 Fingers on keypads. 116 00:06:56,670 --> 00:06:59,900 Which still begs the question how he got in the goddamn chair, 117 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:03,050 but hey-ho, and all the fun of the fair. 118 00:07:05,629 --> 00:07:09,332 - OK! - And 89% say Gail. 119 00:07:09,588 --> 00:07:12,958 Well. Gosh, yeah, OK... Well, I'll go for B, go for Gail. 120 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,441 Oh, "Where is the River Foyle"? 121 00:07:18,502 --> 00:07:20,862 Erm... Erm... 122 00:07:23,556 --> 00:07:25,521 I think I'm gonna have to, erm... 123 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,213 Oh, dear. Yeah, I'm gonna have to... phone a friend.. 124 00:07:28,267 --> 00:07:30,819 It's all right, that's what the lifelines are there for. 125 00:07:30,855 --> 00:07:32,970 OK, who are we gonna call, Major? 126 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:36,725 - Erm, Gerald. - OK, let's call Gerald, please. 127 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:39,632 - Where's Gerald? - Erm, South Wales. 128 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,725 PHONE DIALS 129 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:47,760 PHONE'S DIAL DISTORTS 130 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,925 Mr Pollock, I mean it now, we'll have to confiscate your phone. 131 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,253 Yeah, all right. OK. OK. Yep, sorry. 132 00:08:02,101 --> 00:08:05,319 - This way, sir. - Keep an eye on him. 133 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:08,545 Is the right answer. And that takes you to £4,000! 134 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,725 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 135 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,405 - KLAXON BLARES - Oh, no! 136 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,725 Oh, no! Charles, we're gonna have to drag you back tomorrow, 137 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,245 along with ten new Fastest Finger First contestants. 138 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,576 - APPLAUSE - And they are... 139 00:08:21,612 --> 00:08:24,072 Tecwen Whittock from Pontypridd! 140 00:08:24,108 --> 00:08:26,366 Aaron Ford from New Malden! 141 00:08:26,402 --> 00:08:28,367 Jacob Nixon from Frome! 142 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,725 Charlotte Edmonds from Edinburgh. 143 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,312 Helen McGrath form Broadstairs. 144 00:08:34,148 --> 00:08:35,240 Sorry, darling. 145 00:08:35,276 --> 00:08:37,083 Bloody Coronation Street. 146 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:42,110 It's OK, we just need to strategise for tomorrow. 147 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,193 We need to regroup. 148 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:44,380 Well, I can't be back tomorrow, 149 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:46,381 I mean, I shouldn't really be here today, so... 150 00:08:46,417 --> 00:08:49,138 - KNOCK ON DOOR - Knock-knock, sorry to interrupt. 151 00:08:49,174 --> 00:08:50,890 Just giving you your hotel details. 152 00:08:50,926 --> 00:08:53,724 Oh, no, I'm really sorry, but I actually think 153 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,829 - we have to get back home tonight. - Back home? 154 00:08:55,865 --> 00:08:57,725 Yeah, I've got... I've got work in the morning. 155 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,725 But you're our rollover contestant. You're back in the chair tomorrow. 156 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,725 I know, I know, but we didn't necessarily think 157 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,261 that we would rollover, did we? 158 00:09:04,296 --> 00:09:05,196 - No. - No. 159 00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:07,255 - Well, can't you call in sick? - It's the British Army. 160 00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:08,985 - No, you can't call in sick. - I know, but, like... 161 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:11,293 SHE SCOFFS ...there's no war on, is there? 162 00:09:13,981 --> 00:09:15,481 I mean, I'm joking, but I'm not really. 163 00:09:15,517 --> 00:09:16,725 We have to have you back here. 164 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,081 We will be back. I promise, I promise. 165 00:09:18,117 --> 00:09:20,321 But work takes precedence, I'm so sorry. 166 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,055 - Charles, car, five minutes. - Yeah. 167 00:09:35,493 --> 00:09:37,493 _ 168 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:44,725 PHONE RINGS 169 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,406 Hello, Tecwen speaking. 170 00:09:46,442 --> 00:09:49,724 Ah, yes, Tecwen. Hi. It's, erm, Diana Ingram here. 171 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:53,167 - Erm, Adrian's sister. - Oh. Hello, yes. Diana. Yes. 172 00:09:53,229 --> 00:09:55,639 Oh, my God, fortuitous timing. You'll never guess what. 173 00:09:55,675 --> 00:09:57,084 Oh, I-I think I can, actually, 174 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,495 you're going to be on the show tomorrow, I've just heard, 175 00:09:59,556 --> 00:10:03,311 erm, weirdly, I'm here... at the studio. 176 00:10:03,347 --> 00:10:04,725 Charles, my husband, he's here, 177 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,241 he's going to be in the chair tomorrow, 178 00:10:06,277 --> 00:10:07,791 for when you're in the Fastest Finger seats. 179 00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:11,083 - Oh, my. What a coincidence. - I know. I know. 180 00:10:11,119 --> 00:10:13,884 So, erm, I just thought I'd call for a quick chat. 181 00:10:16,291 --> 00:10:21,256 MUSIC AND APPLAUSE 182 00:10:21,557 --> 00:10:23,057 All right? 183 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:28,935 MUSIC DIES 184 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:33,825 CLOCK TICKS 185 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,760 HE SIGHS 186 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,642 We're welcoming back Charles, 187 00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:49,643 Major Charles Ingram, into the chair. 188 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:51,337 "Morning, Major!" "Morning, Fawlty!" 189 00:10:51,373 --> 00:10:52,640 LAUGHTER 190 00:10:52,754 --> 00:10:54,753 So do you have a strategy, then, Major? 191 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,925 Well, erm... Well, yeah, I do. I do have a strategy, actually. 192 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,925 I, erm... I was a bit defensive on the last show, 193 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,696 erm, you know, talking myself out of answers 194 00:11:02,732 --> 00:11:04,697 that I... frankly, I should have known and do know 195 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,846 and, erm... So, yeah... So I'm... I'm... 196 00:11:06,882 --> 00:11:09,181 Yeah, I'm, sort of, going on the counterattack. 197 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,628 We're going on a counterattack. 198 00:11:11,861 --> 00:11:12,925 Yeah, and basically I'm... 199 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,314 I'm just gonna try and show a bit more self-commitment. 200 00:11:15,381 --> 00:11:17,706 Well, erm, let's put this strategy to the test. 201 00:11:17,742 --> 00:11:21,818 Right, Major Charles Ingram, are you ready to play? 202 00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:26,476 THEME MUSIC PLAYS 203 00:11:26,512 --> 00:11:29,300 This, for £8,000. 204 00:11:29,529 --> 00:11:33,900 Who was the second husband of Jacqueline Kennedy? 205 00:11:34,429 --> 00:11:35,992 Adnan Khashoggi. 206 00:11:36,788 --> 00:11:38,036 Ronald Reagan. 207 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,525 Aristotle Onassis. 208 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,525 Rupert Murdoch. 209 00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:45,655 All right, we're not expecting this guy to be in long, 210 00:11:45,691 --> 00:11:46,925 he's two lifelines down, 211 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,197 so make sure we're prepped for the next. 212 00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:50,265 Roger, roger. 213 00:11:51,546 --> 00:11:52,803 I would have thought... 214 00:11:52,839 --> 00:11:56,916 I would have thought, it would be Aristotle Onassis. 215 00:11:58,097 --> 00:11:59,157 Erm... 216 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:04,924 Yeah, one... One of my sub-strategies is... 217 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,925 Oh, my, we've got sub-strategies now?! 218 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,622 Yeah, yeah, and sub-sub-strategies. 219 00:12:08,658 --> 00:12:10,838 But one of my sub-strategies is to take my time 220 00:12:11,054 --> 00:12:14,185 and, erm, list all the... all the options. 221 00:12:15,077 --> 00:12:16,077 So... 222 00:12:18,194 --> 00:12:20,184 Adnan Kashoggi. 223 00:12:20,701 --> 00:12:22,114 Ronald Reagan. 224 00:12:23,904 --> 00:12:25,149 And Rupert Murdoch. 225 00:12:28,151 --> 00:12:30,028 Aristotle Onassis. 226 00:12:30,638 --> 00:12:32,163 COUGHING 227 00:12:40,874 --> 00:12:42,608 Yeah, yeah, I think... 228 00:12:42,644 --> 00:12:45,784 I'm pretty sure it's, erm, Aristotle Onassis. 229 00:12:46,022 --> 00:12:47,040 Final answer? 230 00:12:47,694 --> 00:12:48,894 Final answer, yeah. 231 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,285 You didn't have to play. 232 00:12:54,577 --> 00:12:56,768 Well, this new self-committed Charles 233 00:12:56,804 --> 00:12:59,435 is a wild and crazy man. That's the correct answer! 234 00:13:08,342 --> 00:13:10,518 OK, so you've got £16,000. 235 00:13:10,554 --> 00:13:13,296 Now for the all-important 32,000. 236 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:18,945 Who had a hit UK album with Born To Do It, 237 00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:21,310 released in 2000? 238 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,302 Coldplay. 239 00:13:24,631 --> 00:13:25,596 Toploader. 240 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,172 A1. 241 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,282 Craig David. 242 00:13:32,565 --> 00:13:33,971 Coldplay. 243 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:35,532 Toploader. 244 00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:37,228 A1. 245 00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:39,508 Craig David. 246 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:50,559 HE SIGHS OK, well, erm... 247 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,031 - All right? - Yeah. 248 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:59,666 That major from last night is nearly up to 32 grand, amazingly. 249 00:13:59,702 --> 00:14:00,667 I think it's A1. 250 00:14:00,703 --> 00:14:02,149 He's like a new man today. 251 00:14:02,413 --> 00:14:03,879 But it could be Toploader. 252 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,182 Which is also something to do with a barrel on a rifle. 253 00:14:06,218 --> 00:14:11,821 So... Erm, I've never heard of Craig David. 254 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,003 Erm... 255 00:14:15,756 --> 00:14:17,924 Erm, I... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to... 256 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,636 I think I'm gonna have to use my final lifeline, 50:50. 257 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,306 Computer, take away two wrong answers, 258 00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:27,056 leave Charles with the right answer and one remaining wrong answer. 259 00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:31,333 Oh, that's not any easier... Erm... Urgh. 260 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,925 Do you know what? 261 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,557 I think I'm gonna go for it, I think I'm gonna go for A1. 262 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:42,925 - CROWD GASP - Final answer? 263 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,929 No. 264 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,584 LAUGHTER 265 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,531 No. Erm... 266 00:14:54,776 --> 00:14:56,269 Craig David... 267 00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,057 HE SIGHS 268 00:15:02,672 --> 00:15:04,672 Craig... David. 269 00:15:09,757 --> 00:15:11,757 SHE COUGHS 270 00:15:17,485 --> 00:15:20,773 You know, when... When I'm at home, erm, and I'm practising, 271 00:15:20,809 --> 00:15:22,546 you know, I guess... I guess... 272 00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:25,036 Well, I guess wrong 80% of the time, 273 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:29,077 so I think I'm gonna go with Craig David. 274 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,373 LAUGHTER 275 00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:33,525 Charles, you'd never heard of him a moment ago?! 276 00:15:33,561 --> 00:15:34,979 No, Craig David. I'm gonna... 277 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:38,693 - Final answer? - Yeah, final answer. 278 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:44,388 Well, erm, what a show this is turning into. 279 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,925 Major Charles Ingram was on £16,000. 280 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,558 He didn't have to play this question. 281 00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:53,216 He said in his own words that he'd never heard of Craig David. 282 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,029 He went with A1. 283 00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:57,774 And then, because... 284 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,326 Well, I'd rather lost the plot of his thinking then, 285 00:16:00,362 --> 00:16:02,287 but he changed his mind, 286 00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:07,288 knowing that he would lose £15,000 if he gave the wrong answer. 287 00:16:07,324 --> 00:16:09,885 He went with Craig David, who he'd never heard of. 288 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:11,639 Yep. 289 00:16:13,546 --> 00:16:15,511 And that's the right answer! 290 00:16:15,547 --> 00:16:17,512 - THEME MUSIC PLAYS - Unbelievable. 291 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,500 I don't know how you do that! I really don't! 292 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,561 Incredible. 293 00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:28,698 HE PANTS 294 00:16:28,843 --> 00:16:30,883 PHONE RINGS 295 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,812 - Yes? - Paul. It's David. 296 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:36,849 It's happening, I think the thing is happening. 297 00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:39,197 The rollover contestant from last night, 298 00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:40,340 I think he's cheating. 299 00:16:41,148 --> 00:16:43,837 He...? What, in getting on the show? 300 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,580 No, cheating on the show, 301 00:16:45,616 --> 00:16:47,741 cheating at the actual... the actual game. 302 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,691 - Is the correct answer. - APPLAUSE 303 00:16:49,727 --> 00:16:52,063 How do you...? You can't cheat the show, 304 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:54,207 either you know the answer, or you don't. 305 00:16:54,296 --> 00:16:56,933 Look something isn't right. He's... 306 00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:00,394 Normal people don't play like this. 307 00:17:02,073 --> 00:17:04,186 All right, I'm... I'm coming down. 308 00:17:06,999 --> 00:17:09,959 Yeah, I mean, it's a down payment on a house, isn't it? So... 309 00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:18,322 So, yeah. Yeah. Holbein. Holbein. 310 00:17:19,202 --> 00:17:20,367 Final answer? 311 00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:21,687 Final answer. 312 00:17:23,382 --> 00:17:26,921 OK. Erm, first of all, you thought it was Rembrandt. 313 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,542 Said you'd seen the painting. 314 00:17:31,256 --> 00:17:32,918 You then thought it was Holbein. 315 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:45,450 You've just won £125,000! 316 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,308 Incredible. 317 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:50,829 Incredible. You're just getting better! 318 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,246 OK, something's weird. 319 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,126 - How is he doing this? - Yeah, I have no idea. 320 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,127 I mean, you were struggling more at £200 than you are now. 321 00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:02,167 - I-I dunno! - Unbelievable. 322 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:03,925 HE MOUTHS 323 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,925 Well, Charles, here it is. 324 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,650 A cheque, for a quarter of a... It sounds strange, doesn't it. 325 00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:12,651 ...a quarter of a million pounds. Gosh, you're shaking. 326 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:14,262 I know, I know, I don't... 327 00:18:14,371 --> 00:18:15,950 I know that, frankly, you didn't think you'd be able 328 00:18:15,986 --> 00:18:18,924 to equal your wife. And, frankly, Charles, nor did I. 329 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,067 - LAUGHTER - Well, this is real money. 330 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:25,924 £250,000. 331 00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:27,610 But we don't want to give you that! 332 00:18:29,405 --> 00:18:30,770 This question... 333 00:18:31,498 --> 00:18:33,924 for half a million pounds. 334 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,960 THEME MUSIC PLAYS 335 00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:43,427 Baron Haussmann is best known for the planning of which city? 336 00:18:44,773 --> 00:18:45,838 Rome. 337 00:18:46,522 --> 00:18:47,587 Paris. 338 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,322 Berlin. 339 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,594 Athens. 340 00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:57,071 Think it's Berlin. 341 00:18:57,184 --> 00:18:58,332 LAUGHTER 342 00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,960 God! 343 00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:06,696 Yeah, Berlin. 344 00:19:06,732 --> 00:19:08,418 I mean, Haussmann... 345 00:19:09,546 --> 00:19:11,351 You know, seems... Seems like a German name, 346 00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:12,772 rather than a Italian name, 347 00:19:12,808 --> 00:19:14,694 or a Parisian name, or an Athens name. 348 00:19:15,069 --> 00:19:16,344 Erm... 349 00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:21,111 Rome. 350 00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:23,916 Paris. 351 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:25,882 COUGHING 352 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:32,520 Yeah. Do you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna rethink it. 353 00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:34,548 Because I don't... I don't think it's Athens 354 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,830 and I'm pretty sure it's not Rome. 355 00:19:38,022 --> 00:19:39,307 And I would have thought... 356 00:19:39,343 --> 00:19:41,144 I would have thought it was, erm... 357 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:44,931 Berlin, but there's a chance it could be Paris. 358 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:46,660 COUGHING 359 00:19:51,999 --> 00:19:53,196 Oh, God, no. 360 00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:59,900 You stand to lose £218,000. 361 00:20:03,022 --> 00:20:05,689 Yeah, I think... I-I think it's Paris. I'm gonna play. 362 00:20:06,913 --> 00:20:09,377 Right, hang on. Now, wait, where are we?! 363 00:20:11,772 --> 00:20:13,064 HE COUGHS No, Paris. 364 00:20:13,374 --> 00:20:14,699 Paris, final answer. 365 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:18,658 - Final answer? - Final answer. 366 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,792 You thought it was Berlin. 367 00:20:24,553 --> 00:20:26,553 "Berlin, Berlin, Berlin". 368 00:20:30,257 --> 00:20:31,884 You changed your mind to Paris... 369 00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:37,660 - That's brought you £500,000! - Yes! Yes! 370 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:41,490 That's unbelievable! Unbelievable! 371 00:20:45,201 --> 00:20:47,502 - Incredible. - Oh, shit, the glitter. 372 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,442 Never thought we'd get to the million-pound question, 373 00:20:49,478 --> 00:20:50,526 but we're at the million-pound question, 374 00:20:50,562 --> 00:20:52,655 I never prepared the bloody glitter. Where's the glitter man? 375 00:20:52,788 --> 00:20:59,428 ♪ It's raining men, hallelujah It's raining men, amen ♪ 376 00:20:59,464 --> 00:21:03,469 - ♪ It's raining men, hallelujah... ♪ - PHONE RINGS 377 00:21:03,644 --> 00:21:08,004 ♪ Ame-e-e-e-en. ♪ 378 00:21:32,287 --> 00:21:33,932 Well, erm... 379 00:21:34,382 --> 00:21:36,667 It's not often I get to say this. But... 380 00:21:37,132 --> 00:21:39,505 for £1 million: 381 00:21:40,639 --> 00:21:41,950 The number one, 382 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,745 followed by 100 zeros 383 00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:48,984 is known by what name? 384 00:21:49,924 --> 00:21:50,965 Googol. 385 00:21:51,934 --> 00:21:53,124 Megatron. 386 00:21:54,612 --> 00:21:55,852 Gigabit. 387 00:21:56,669 --> 00:21:58,092 Nanomole. 388 00:22:04,987 --> 00:22:06,746 Well, let's see. HE EXHALES 389 00:22:08,182 --> 00:22:11,104 Erm, Giga... 390 00:22:12,315 --> 00:22:13,420 Nano... 391 00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:14,983 Oh, God, don't start. 392 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:28,510 HE STRAINS 393 00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:31,710 Right, OK. 394 00:22:34,992 --> 00:22:38,041 God, I don't... I don't, erm... 395 00:22:38,510 --> 00:22:41,942 - Well? - Watch, just watch... 396 00:22:42,914 --> 00:22:44,475 I'm not sure. 397 00:22:44,718 --> 00:22:46,767 - However... - LAUGHTER 398 00:22:47,610 --> 00:22:51,210 Charles, you haven't been sure since question two! 399 00:22:55,049 --> 00:22:59,137 God, I... I think... I think it's a Megatron. 400 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:05,956 I have to say, I've... 401 00:23:05,992 --> 00:23:07,249 And I've never heard, 402 00:23:07,285 --> 00:23:09,800 I haven't... No, I've never heard of a googol. 403 00:23:11,026 --> 00:23:14,315 HE PANTS 404 00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:17,768 - Do you know the answer? - Yes, it's googol. 405 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,131 That's what I thought. 406 00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:28,276 - Googol. - COUGHING 407 00:23:29,361 --> 00:23:31,361 - Googol. - COUGHING 408 00:23:34,445 --> 00:23:36,475 Yeah, I mean, you know, by process of elimination, 409 00:23:36,510 --> 00:23:39,174 I actually think it is a googol. But I don't know what a googol is. 410 00:23:39,510 --> 00:23:41,510 LAUGHTER 411 00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,515 It's not a gigabit, a nanomole, or a Megatron 412 00:23:45,551 --> 00:23:48,911 and there's only four of them, so it must be googol, mustn't it? 413 00:23:48,947 --> 00:23:49,947 I mean... 414 00:23:52,510 --> 00:23:54,403 HE LAUGHS 415 00:23:55,758 --> 00:23:58,475 I mean, I don't mind taking the odd risk now and again. 416 00:23:58,775 --> 00:24:00,775 CROWD GROAN 417 00:24:02,134 --> 00:24:05,127 My strategy has... has worked so far. 418 00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:13,475 - Chris, I'm gonna play. - CROWD GASP 419 00:24:13,933 --> 00:24:16,475 You know, you don't have to play this, Charles. 420 00:24:16,510 --> 00:24:18,475 No-one would blame you if you walked away right now, 421 00:24:18,510 --> 00:24:20,510 with half a million pounds. 422 00:24:27,510 --> 00:24:28,475 Googol. 423 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:30,732 Final answer? 424 00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:32,518 Final answer. 425 00:24:33,627 --> 00:24:35,627 Catch me when I fall on the floor. 426 00:24:40,305 --> 00:24:41,475 Don't go to a break. 427 00:24:41,706 --> 00:24:43,529 Please, don't go to... Please, don't go for a break. 428 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,945 - We're taking a break. - Oh, God! 429 00:24:47,510 --> 00:24:49,155 CROWD GROAN 430 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:52,238 Don't go anywhere, I know you won't, 431 00:24:52,274 --> 00:24:55,716 on what is an epic night in British television. 432 00:24:56,063 --> 00:24:59,063 THEME MUSIC PLAYS 433 00:25:03,350 --> 00:25:04,510 Oh, my God. 434 00:25:09,231 --> 00:25:11,306 We should stop it now. Just stop it. 435 00:25:11,342 --> 00:25:14,307 We can't stop it, we have no proof. We just, I don't know, just... 436 00:25:14,343 --> 00:25:15,588 HE SIGHS 437 00:25:16,638 --> 00:25:18,049 We have to carry on. 438 00:25:18,744 --> 00:25:21,475 - You all right? - Erm, yeah, I just, erm... 439 00:25:21,764 --> 00:25:23,475 I mean, no, not really. HE CHUCKLES 440 00:25:23,510 --> 00:25:24,659 No! 441 00:25:25,510 --> 00:25:28,120 So you can see, can you, if I've got the answer right on your screen? 442 00:25:28,510 --> 00:25:29,510 I can. 443 00:25:30,901 --> 00:25:32,521 I'm sure it'll just be a few seconds. 444 00:25:41,510 --> 00:25:42,510 Thank you. 445 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:45,870 HE MOUTHS 446 00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,704 OK, studio, and... 447 00:25:55,610 --> 00:25:57,610 THEME MUSIC PLAYS 448 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:01,182 Welcome back. 449 00:26:01,218 --> 00:26:04,183 Wow. Erm, we are here with Charles Ingram. 450 00:26:04,786 --> 00:26:08,475 Who, after first thinking it was Megatron, 451 00:26:08,864 --> 00:26:12,475 erm, then played googol as his final answer. 452 00:26:13,107 --> 00:26:14,510 Even though he'd never heard of it. 453 00:26:21,861 --> 00:26:23,061 Charles? 454 00:26:27,213 --> 00:26:32,154 You've just won £1 million! 455 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:35,510 One million! 456 00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:42,475 You are the most amazing player we have ever, ever had! 457 00:26:42,510 --> 00:26:45,047 Diana? Come on down, my darling, come on. 458 00:26:45,147 --> 00:26:47,592 One million! 459 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:51,240 £1 million! 460 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,610 - I can't believe it. - CHEERING 461 00:26:55,510 --> 00:26:58,423 SHE SOBS 462 00:26:59,189 --> 00:27:02,514 The best player we have ever had! 463 00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:04,155 What a man! 464 00:27:04,306 --> 00:27:06,718 Quite an amazing man. 465 00:27:06,773 --> 00:27:10,475 I have no idea how you did it. 466 00:27:10,661 --> 00:27:13,475 - I don't know. - Unbelievable! Unbelievable! 467 00:27:13,897 --> 00:27:16,441 Unbelievable, Diana, my darling, come here. 468 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:19,475 Ladies and gentlemen, Charles Ingram. 469 00:27:19,510 --> 00:27:23,870 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 470 00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:33,173 ♪ Right from her doorway we roam... ♪ 471 00:27:33,209 --> 00:27:34,334 THEY LAUGH 472 00:27:34,370 --> 00:27:38,335 ♪ Eats and then It's a pleasure again ♪ 473 00:27:38,527 --> 00:27:39,922 ♪ Walkin' my baby... ♪ 474 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:44,244 "Charles Ingram. One million." 475 00:27:45,109 --> 00:27:47,445 ♪ I don't mean maybe 476 00:27:47,481 --> 00:27:50,111 ♪ Walkin' my baby 477 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:55,628 ♪ Back home. ♪ 478 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:59,383 THEY LAUGH 479 00:28:01,341 --> 00:28:02,922 What? What am I listening for? 480 00:28:02,958 --> 00:28:04,412 Just wait. It, erm... 481 00:28:05,134 --> 00:28:09,660 I don't know, I don't know, just... play VT. 482 00:28:11,425 --> 00:28:13,565 - Googol. - COUGHING 483 00:28:13,972 --> 00:28:15,659 - Googol. - COUGHING 484 00:28:15,773 --> 00:28:17,440 That, there. Right there. 485 00:28:17,476 --> 00:28:19,441 - A cough. - So what? 486 00:28:19,477 --> 00:28:21,122 There's always coughing. 487 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:23,140 I think... I don't definitely know, 488 00:28:23,176 --> 00:28:24,625 but I think there's, like, a pattern. 489 00:28:24,835 --> 00:28:26,383 Of what, coughing? From who? 490 00:28:26,519 --> 00:28:28,004 Look, there's gotta be something, Paul. 491 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,182 Watch last night's tape, he's useless. 492 00:28:30,218 --> 00:28:32,188 And then, what, he comes back an utter genius? 493 00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:33,606 Replay VT. 494 00:28:34,628 --> 00:28:36,265 - Googol. - COUGHING 495 00:28:37,151 --> 00:28:38,116 Turn it up. 496 00:28:38,201 --> 00:28:39,799 - Googol. - COUGHING 497 00:28:40,107 --> 00:28:41,353 Then he changes his answer. 498 00:28:41,389 --> 00:28:43,625 By process of elimination, I actually think it is a googol. 499 00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:45,371 But I just don't know what a googol is. 500 00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:53,625 - PHONE RINGS - Hi, Paul? 501 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:54,625 Um, hi, Ruth. 502 00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:57,342 Erm, we've had another millionaire. 503 00:28:57,660 --> 00:28:59,625 Oh. OK, great! 504 00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:00,755 Except... 505 00:29:02,543 --> 00:29:05,389 I think that... Erm, we think something's not right. 506 00:29:05,425 --> 00:29:07,084 We think the guy may have cheated. 507 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:09,459 PHONE RINGS 508 00:29:11,056 --> 00:29:12,161 Hello? 509 00:29:12,362 --> 00:29:14,108 What the shitting hell? 510 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:17,034 BABY GARBLES 511 00:29:39,419 --> 00:29:40,625 Cheeky bastards, who are they? 512 00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:41,625 Are they one of that group 513 00:29:41,660 --> 00:29:43,625 - you talked about getting on the show? - Morning. 514 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:45,606 We don't know, we just know he's a wrong'un. 515 00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:47,058 Are you OK? 516 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,660 No, I'm not OK, of course, I'm not OK. 517 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:52,625 Sorry, sorry, it's murder on the old... 518 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:55,076 - This is Lionel, from legal. - Coffee? How do you take it? 519 00:29:55,112 --> 00:29:56,625 Oh, just, erm, massive. 520 00:29:56,865 --> 00:29:59,625 Look, before anything else, 521 00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:03,230 the most urgent thing is whether to air tomorrow's episode, 522 00:30:03,266 --> 00:30:05,320 because if we don't, then ten million people 523 00:30:05,356 --> 00:30:06,625 are gonna need something else to watch. 524 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:08,625 I have a tape on its way, you can see for yourself. 525 00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:10,428 - Well, what about the police? - The police? 526 00:30:10,464 --> 00:30:12,429 - Yeah. - Is...? Is this a police...? 527 00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:16,434 - Well, it's not... not. - It's theft. It's £1 million. 528 00:30:16,503 --> 00:30:19,625 If this was a bank vault or a diamond store in Hatton Gardens 529 00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:21,425 there'd be helicopters by now, roadblocks. 530 00:30:21,461 --> 00:30:24,426 Come in... Ah, right, see for yourself. 531 00:30:24,519 --> 00:30:27,625 All I'm saying is, is it a crime to cheat on a game show? 532 00:30:28,079 --> 00:30:31,450 - Well, it's... It's... Well... - Stop saying "well", Lionel. 533 00:30:31,511 --> 00:30:33,610 I'm from legal. It's my job to say "well". 534 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:34,660 SHE SNEEZES 535 00:30:38,542 --> 00:30:39,562 See for yourselves. 536 00:30:40,062 --> 00:30:41,057 Do you know what? 537 00:30:41,093 --> 00:30:42,722 I think I am going to go for it. I'm gonna go for A1. 538 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:46,851 - Final answer? - No. 539 00:30:47,143 --> 00:30:49,143 LAUGHTER 540 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:53,256 No. Erm... A1. 541 00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:56,687 Craig... David. 542 00:30:57,660 --> 00:30:59,131 COUGHING 543 00:30:59,843 --> 00:31:02,625 Oh, Jesus, Je-sus. 544 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,803 It's so obvious. 545 00:31:04,006 --> 00:31:07,177 And don't forget that his wife has already been on the show. 546 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:08,625 She knows the ins and outs. 547 00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:10,625 I normally guess wrong 80% of the time... 548 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,367 Watch now. He changes his answer. 549 00:31:13,403 --> 00:31:15,024 I think I'm going to go with Craig David. 550 00:31:16,253 --> 00:31:19,538 - OK, I say we don't air. - Agreed. 551 00:31:19,574 --> 00:31:21,539 We can edit forward to the next contestant in the chair. 552 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,305 Would you fast forward, please? 553 00:31:25,339 --> 00:31:26,987 Can we do that, is it that simple? 554 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:31,770 Oh, arse, the glitter on the floor. 555 00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:33,625 Well, if no-one has won, 556 00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:36,260 - where did the glitter just come from? - No-one will notice. 557 00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:37,296 Or care. 558 00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:40,196 This is Tecwen Whittock, from Whitchurch, Cardiff. 559 00:31:40,425 --> 00:31:42,947 Can you stretch out his turn, make him longer? 560 00:31:43,307 --> 00:31:44,625 It'll be a struggle. 561 00:31:44,882 --> 00:31:47,660 He was erm, nothing special, you know. 562 00:31:48,813 --> 00:31:50,250 KNOCK ON DOOR 563 00:31:50,370 --> 00:31:52,370 - Did you order something? - No. 564 00:31:58,230 --> 00:32:00,179 - Oh. - Hello, hello, David Briggs. 565 00:32:00,215 --> 00:32:02,465 - Ah, yes, hello, hello. - Hello, this is Ruth Settle. 566 00:32:02,501 --> 00:32:04,465 - Hi. Hi, hello. Morning, morning. - Oh, hello. 567 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,409 - Oh, hi. - Sleep OK? 568 00:32:06,445 --> 00:32:08,930 If at all, you must be... 569 00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:11,625 - Erm... Oh, what's this about? - Oh, it's only to, erm... 570 00:32:12,555 --> 00:32:14,312 It's just to work out the next few days. 571 00:32:14,348 --> 00:32:15,624 The angle, the coverage. 572 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:16,625 So your press conference, 573 00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:20,004 we thought, because of question 12 for 125,000, 574 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,979 The Ambassadors is a painting by which artist? 575 00:32:26,231 --> 00:32:29,207 - The... What, the Holbein? - The Holbein. Well done, correct! 576 00:32:29,762 --> 00:32:32,964 We are thinking of hosting it there, in front of the painting. 577 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,541 Ah, right. 578 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:37,139 But you... 579 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,221 You did keep changing your mind a lot, didn't you? 580 00:32:40,257 --> 00:32:42,985 Well, actually, that was to explain my thinking to the audience, 581 00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:45,180 so I wasn't just, you know, sat there like a muppet. 582 00:32:46,518 --> 00:32:48,997 It's, erm, probably just that, don't you think? 583 00:32:50,282 --> 00:32:51,502 What's "probably" what? 584 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:56,465 Actually, erm, Diana mentions all these tips in her book 585 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,277 that she's writing with her brother about the show. 586 00:32:59,313 --> 00:33:01,689 What? It'll help publicise it, won't it? Being a winner. 587 00:33:01,725 --> 00:33:04,465 - You're writing a book? - Oh, just a little stocking filler. 588 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,625 With hints and things about how to get onto the show, 589 00:33:06,660 --> 00:33:08,625 how to play, just a few things that we've picked up 590 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:10,757 from this community of fans, that's all. 591 00:33:10,936 --> 00:33:13,625 Gosh, that... That sound really helpful. 592 00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:16,145 - I wouldn't mention that to the press yet. - No. 593 00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:18,307 We'll... We'll have an embargo until the show airs. 594 00:33:18,343 --> 00:33:20,342 We have to handle everything... delicately. 595 00:33:23,660 --> 00:33:25,298 - Guilty as sin. - There you go. 596 00:33:25,334 --> 00:33:26,534 THEY GRUMBLE 597 00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:29,895 Bollocks. Look, they are quiz obsessive, they're... 598 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:32,625 They are fans of the show, so they're a bit much, 599 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:33,625 but apart from that. 600 00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:36,235 Watch the tape. Play her the tape. 601 00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:42,000 Oh, and she's, erm, writing a book, the wife, 602 00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:45,210 - like, erm, an expose of the show. - She what?! 603 00:33:45,246 --> 00:33:46,247 Oh, my God... 604 00:33:46,283 --> 00:33:48,351 It's just a tiny, little stocking filler. 605 00:33:48,387 --> 00:33:51,072 Look, I just come off the phone from some of our guys at the studio 606 00:33:51,108 --> 00:33:53,624 who are investigating all possible, you know, and... 607 00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:56,953 And they have gone into the car park with some sort of radio receiver 608 00:33:56,989 --> 00:33:58,625 and they're saying it's possible 609 00:33:58,660 --> 00:34:01,875 to listen in to the show relay from outside? 610 00:34:01,911 --> 00:34:04,145 David, do we not scramble that signal? 611 00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:05,824 Why would we scramble the signal? 612 00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:08,878 - How do you scramble a signal? - What's this now? The relay? 613 00:34:09,222 --> 00:34:12,624 I'm just saying that hypothetically, someone, 614 00:34:12,660 --> 00:34:14,625 maybe someone from this... this... this group 615 00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:17,363 could listen in to the show from outside. 616 00:34:17,399 --> 00:34:20,624 - And how would that help them? - To hear the questions! 617 00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:23,449 Look up the answers and communicate back in. 618 00:34:23,485 --> 00:34:25,624 - To who? The person in the chair?! - Maybe! I don't know! 619 00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:27,625 Or someone in the audience, with a mobile phone. 620 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:29,625 We don't allow mobile phones in the studio. 621 00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:31,660 - Yeah, but do we check? - Course we check. 622 00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:34,707 Do we check? 623 00:34:35,879 --> 00:34:38,305 No. Course we don't check, how would we check? 624 00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:39,825 You don't search the audience? 625 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:42,625 Let's get it all out now, shall we? After the horse has bolted. 626 00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:44,604 This is all just happening this morning. 627 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,537 Right, it's a game show! It's not Fort Knox! 628 00:34:47,573 --> 00:34:50,624 Whoa, wait, are we saying that it's not someone coughing, then? 629 00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:53,625 - It could be the coughing. - It's definitely the coughing. 630 00:34:53,660 --> 00:34:55,861 Either way, I'm calling the police. 631 00:34:55,897 --> 00:34:58,145 Who would you even call? Like, which, like, branch? 632 00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,625 I'll text my person to look up for IP. 633 00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:01,288 Hold on, have they have even cashed the cheque yet? 634 00:35:01,324 --> 00:35:03,625 Wait, have...? Have we cancelled the cheque? 635 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:05,163 I don't know. I mean... 636 00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:07,751 I mean, no, we haven't cancelled the cheque, 637 00:35:07,787 --> 00:35:10,625 - I've been at the... - Lionel. Should we cancel the cheque? 638 00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:13,305 I'm just thinking, we might need to wait for them to cash the cheque 639 00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:15,305 - for it to be stealing. - No, no, no, if we do that, 640 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:18,070 that would be entrapment, surely, by us? 641 00:35:18,106 --> 00:35:19,071 Yeah, but if they cash the cheque, 642 00:35:19,107 --> 00:35:20,426 do we have to sue them to get it back? 643 00:35:20,462 --> 00:35:22,507 - Am I cancelling the cheque, or aren't I?! - Well... 644 00:35:22,543 --> 00:35:26,757 - No, I just don't see it. - Don't you hear it?! The coughing. 645 00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:29,322 - Is that how loud it actually was? - Yes. 646 00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:32,359 Well... No, we've isolated them a bit, for you to hear... 647 00:35:32,660 --> 00:35:35,145 Listen, you can hear the coughs at the right answers. 648 00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:37,625 Yeah, and I can hear the coughs on the wrong answers! 649 00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:39,625 Here. These are the people at Scotland Yard to call, 650 00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:42,625 it's something called the Celebrity Crimes Squad or something, 651 00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:44,679 - I don't know. - Really? Sounds like a shit detective show. 652 00:35:44,715 --> 00:35:47,212 - Yeah, sounds like something we'd make. - Wow. 653 00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:49,625 Wait, I'm confused, what are we saying to them? 654 00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:51,625 That this is... There's more people? 655 00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:53,625 That this is part of a bigger... conspiracy? 656 00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:54,625 All I'm saying is we don't know 657 00:35:54,660 --> 00:35:56,489 how many people were outside helping, 658 00:35:56,525 --> 00:35:57,625 inside, helping him. 659 00:35:57,695 --> 00:36:00,483 Yeah, but you can't pack the place out with people that you know. 660 00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:02,009 You only get the one ticket. 661 00:36:03,372 --> 00:36:04,372 Actually... 662 00:36:06,886 --> 00:36:08,625 Actually, on the first night, 663 00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:09,927 the Ingram's did have someone else there. 664 00:36:12,294 --> 00:36:13,553 Diana's brother. 665 00:36:14,660 --> 00:36:16,625 The brother... was there...? 666 00:36:16,661 --> 00:36:18,862 - Yeah. - God dammit! 667 00:36:21,042 --> 00:36:22,042 I'm calling the police. 668 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,625 What a man! 669 00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:28,665 A major disaster is occurring in New York City this afternoon.' 670 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:29,983 Wait a sec... 671 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,885 what is that? 672 00:36:32,921 --> 00:36:34,465 World Trade Centre is on fire. 673 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:38,164 Early indications are that a Boeing 747 out of Boston 674 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:43,165 collided with the tower at 1:46 PM this afternoon, 8:46 AM CET. 675 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,983 - Is that live? - It must be.. 676 00:36:46,019 --> 00:36:48,625 Eye witness reports are coming in that the plane banked sharply 677 00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:52,465 and made a direct hit at around the 80th floor of the building. 678 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,067 - More as we have it. - Thank you, Nicholas. 679 00:36:55,103 --> 00:36:58,068 As you can imagine, there is chaos in the streets of downtown New York. 680 00:36:58,104 --> 00:37:01,205 All major buildings are being evacuated in the area 681 00:37:01,241 --> 00:37:03,366 surrounding the World Trade Centre. 682 00:37:03,402 --> 00:37:07,367 There's been a second collision, possibly another plane goes... 683 00:37:08,254 --> 00:37:10,673 Are you OK? Just awful. 684 00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:15,886 Yeah. Puts it all in perspective, doesn't it? 685 00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:19,973 I haven't even told the chaps about our win yet, all seems a bit... 686 00:37:20,242 --> 00:37:22,625 Actually there was a message for you from Celador 687 00:37:22,660 --> 00:37:24,416 when I got back from school. I don't know if you... 688 00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:25,427 Right. 689 00:37:25,949 --> 00:37:27,989 OK, well, life goes on, eh? 690 00:37:29,055 --> 00:37:30,287 Yeah. 691 00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:33,625 - I love you. - I love you. 692 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,149 Give me that number. 693 00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:40,272 Detective Sergeant Sam Ferguson from the Special Inquiry Unit, 694 00:37:40,308 --> 00:37:43,273 this is my colleague, Detective Constable Amir Cave. 695 00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:44,625 You rang. 696 00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:47,465 Well, I don't think any of us expected you to come today, 697 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,280 - given the, erm... - Yeah. 698 00:37:49,999 --> 00:37:52,136 Terrible thing. But... 699 00:37:52,288 --> 00:37:53,773 crimes still need solving. 700 00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:57,014 So, we've been brought up to speed by Mr... 701 00:37:57,050 --> 00:37:59,356 - PHONE RINGS - Oh, excuse me. This'll be him. 702 00:38:05,885 --> 00:38:07,957 - Hello, Paul Smith? - Paul, hello. 703 00:38:07,993 --> 00:38:10,666 It's Charles Ingram here, I was just on your show. 704 00:38:10,745 --> 00:38:13,030 Charles, thank you for calling back. 705 00:38:13,285 --> 00:38:15,570 Erm, so I have to tell you... 706 00:38:15,606 --> 00:38:17,472 that we have suspicions 707 00:38:17,508 --> 00:38:20,130 from viewing the recording of Monday's programme 708 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:22,793 and subsequently studying the tapes carefully, 709 00:38:23,184 --> 00:38:26,469 that there were irregularities during the taping of the show 710 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:29,415 - in which you participated. - Oh, Good Lord, no. 711 00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:32,741 Because of that I have to tell you that these suspicions... 712 00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:35,777 - THEY MUTTER - ...have been referred to the police. 713 00:38:36,803 --> 00:38:37,754 Right. 714 00:38:37,790 --> 00:38:40,077 And thus we will not, for the moment, 715 00:38:40,296 --> 00:38:44,456 be airing the programme, or indeed authorising payment of the cheque. 716 00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:46,660 Right. 717 00:38:48,191 --> 00:38:50,815 Yeah. Well, I mean, you know... 718 00:38:52,339 --> 00:38:56,304 ...I completely refute that, obviously. 719 00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:57,832 All right. 720 00:38:59,006 --> 00:39:00,148 Good Lord. 721 00:39:03,714 --> 00:39:04,873 Well, goodbye. 722 00:39:05,695 --> 00:39:06,794 Goodbye. 723 00:39:21,757 --> 00:39:25,951 Police? You're an army major. I'm a teaching assistant. 724 00:39:26,218 --> 00:39:29,304 People like us don't deal with the police, this is Wiltshire. 725 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:30,385 It's what he said. 726 00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:35,425 I sort of... told our book publisher about your win 727 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:37,425 and they've set up this photo and interview thing 728 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:38,463 for this Sunday. 729 00:39:38,499 --> 00:39:40,425 I know the Millionaire people said not to, 730 00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:42,546 but the publishers said it was too good not to. 731 00:39:42,601 --> 00:39:44,769 - For the book... - Well, there won't be a book, will there, if...? 732 00:39:46,352 --> 00:39:49,137 I bet it wasn't the publishers who said that, I bet it was Adrian. 733 00:39:49,173 --> 00:39:51,828 I bet you've been speaking to him. Have you spoken to Adrian again? 734 00:39:51,864 --> 00:39:54,250 How? If he's on the run? On the run! 735 00:39:54,578 --> 00:39:57,326 As if that's a normal sentence for a normal person to say! 736 00:39:57,362 --> 00:39:59,785 I'm a commissioned officer in the British Army. There are standards. 737 00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:01,320 - DOG WHINES - Come along, Buffy. 738 00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:04,425 Wait a minute, wait a minute. How do we know that it was Celador? 739 00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:06,425 That it was Paul Smith you spoke to? 740 00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:08,425 It was, I returned his call, on the number they left you... 741 00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:10,723 Yes, I know, but how do we know it's not a hoax. 742 00:40:10,759 --> 00:40:12,885 Someone in the community, taking the mickey. 743 00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:15,680 What...? Maybe that's what they do to everyone, everyone who wins. 744 00:40:15,716 --> 00:40:17,681 It's not a mickey-take, Diana. 745 00:40:17,717 --> 00:40:19,878 Well, it's a bit over the top, isn't it? 746 00:40:22,355 --> 00:40:24,265 - Call it back again, that number. - No. I'm not gonna call it. 747 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:25,785 - I want to hear it. - No, I'm not gonna call it back. 748 00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:27,521 - Then I'll do it. - Diana! 749 00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:32,528 Hello. Erm, this is... Diana Ingram. 750 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:38,425 - Hello. - Hi, erm, yes, we received a phone call 751 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:41,425 from this number earlier and, well, it occurred to us 752 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:43,854 that we didn't know whether it was real, or not. 753 00:40:43,924 --> 00:40:44,999 No, erm, no. 754 00:40:45,065 --> 00:40:47,425 No, I'm afraid it was real. 755 00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:49,465 This... This is Paul Smith. 756 00:40:49,894 --> 00:40:51,711 Yes, but how do we know? 757 00:40:52,194 --> 00:40:53,941 It could be a wind-up. Or the press. 758 00:40:54,175 --> 00:40:55,190 Erm... 759 00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:56,595 Well... 760 00:40:56,631 --> 00:40:57,969 Erm... O-OK. 761 00:40:58,005 --> 00:41:01,056 Erm, why don't you call back again 762 00:41:01,119 --> 00:41:03,425 and I won't answer this time, 763 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:07,425 it'll take you through to my extension answering machine message. 764 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:11,425 And you'll hear that this is me, and... and this is Celador. 765 00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:14,311 And that... that this is no wind-up, Mrs Ingram. 766 00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:16,260 OK. 767 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:30,820 PHONE DIALS 768 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,425 Hello, you've reached Paul Smith at Celador. 769 00:41:35,582 --> 00:41:39,425 Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can, thanks. 770 00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:41,460 MESSAGE TONE BEEPS 771 00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:49,425 HE CLEARS THROAT 772 00:41:49,669 --> 00:41:51,425 We're doing that press interview. 773 00:41:51,783 --> 00:41:54,460 You won that money. It's yours. So let's tell people. 774 00:42:02,526 --> 00:42:05,227 _ 775 00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:11,098 We'll need to make a statement. 776 00:42:11,649 --> 00:42:12,948 They're cheats! 777 00:42:13,342 --> 00:42:15,369 I just can't get my head round it. 778 00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:20,116 That terribly nice major, a criminal mastermind? Bollocks. 779 00:42:21,199 --> 00:42:23,425 You really didn't notice anything? 780 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:25,625 Well I-I suppose you've a lot going on. 781 00:42:25,660 --> 00:42:27,945 Yeah, but I'd hope that I'd have done this enough 782 00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:29,845 to notice if someone is trying to steal a million quid 783 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,607 two feet in front of me, Paul. 784 00:42:34,053 --> 00:42:35,205 You all right? 785 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,239 You look ragged. 786 00:42:39,981 --> 00:42:41,532 I feel upset, actually. 787 00:42:43,288 --> 00:42:47,074 This... Well, this is our thing, it's our baby. 788 00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:50,497 No-one will dare try anything like this again 789 00:42:50,533 --> 00:42:52,463 after all this, don't you worry. 790 00:42:53,643 --> 00:42:55,460 Who the hell was coughing? 791 00:42:56,352 --> 00:42:58,425 So what I'm gonna show you is what we've edited together 792 00:42:58,460 --> 00:43:00,660 of the show so far from the different angles. 793 00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:03,555 Play VT. 794 00:43:04,141 --> 00:43:06,057 - Googol. - COUGHING 795 00:43:06,271 --> 00:43:07,387 That cough there, then. 796 00:43:07,832 --> 00:43:09,338 Can you ascertain where it came from? 797 00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:10,912 Not the individual, no, 798 00:43:10,948 --> 00:43:12,425 we don't mic up every audience member. 799 00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:14,155 But we've got different mic tracks 800 00:43:14,191 --> 00:43:16,156 covering different areas of the studio. 801 00:43:16,362 --> 00:43:17,780 Now that particular cough. 802 00:43:17,816 --> 00:43:20,639 That came from the Fastest Finger mic, stage right. 803 00:43:21,991 --> 00:43:22,955 Play tape C. 804 00:43:24,460 --> 00:43:26,994 One of these five, sat here. 805 00:43:49,879 --> 00:43:51,644 I'm Detective Sergeant Ferguson. 806 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,425 Here's a warrant to enter your property. 807 00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:55,832 I should tell you, we're placing you both under arrest 808 00:43:55,868 --> 00:43:57,425 on suspicion of procuring the execution 809 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,425 of a valuable security by deception. 810 00:43:59,772 --> 00:44:00,945 You do not have to say anything... 811 00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:05,425 What you've been told so far in the case for the prosecution... 812 00:44:05,670 --> 00:44:09,312 seems to make total sense, doesn't it? 813 00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:14,425 A man, who didn't particularly like quizzes, arrived on the show, 814 00:44:14,545 --> 00:44:17,491 behaved strangely and won a million. 815 00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:22,425 So something must be wrong. He must have cheated. Right? 816 00:44:22,682 --> 00:44:25,425 - Your Fastest Finger First machine? - You're not serious. 817 00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:26,425 Uh, it's in the garage. 818 00:44:26,832 --> 00:44:29,548 We'll also be wanting a draft copy of your book, Mrs Ingram. 819 00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:31,854 My book? I-I-I... It... It's not finished. 820 00:44:31,890 --> 00:44:34,037 I haven't even spell-checked it yet. 821 00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:35,425 And what about our children? 822 00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:37,042 A specially-trained officer can stay with them, 823 00:44:37,078 --> 00:44:38,728 - while you both are... - No. No. 824 00:44:38,990 --> 00:44:40,769 You are under arrest, Mrs Ingram. 825 00:44:40,991 --> 00:44:45,240 But what if I were to tell you that it's all utter nonsense? 826 00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:47,425 That the three defendants 827 00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:50,029 who allegedly concocted this elaborate conspiracy 828 00:44:50,065 --> 00:44:52,218 had never even met? 829 00:44:52,460 --> 00:44:55,965 Something that the prosecution does not dispute. 830 00:44:56,343 --> 00:44:57,916 That the so-called significant coughs 831 00:44:57,952 --> 00:45:03,936 are only 19 out of a 192 recorded throughout the night? 832 00:45:03,972 --> 00:45:08,945 Sometimes on the right answers, sometimes on the wrong answers. 833 00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:11,858 And that there is no way of knowing that any of them 834 00:45:11,894 --> 00:45:13,913 even came from Mr Whittock? 835 00:45:14,554 --> 00:45:16,165 Could it simply be 836 00:45:16,460 --> 00:45:20,155 that everyone on the show was waiting for an attack? 837 00:45:21,460 --> 00:45:23,434 For something strange to happen? 838 00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:26,034 And in walks Charles Ingram. 839 00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:30,425 A, yes, eccentric, but actually quite intelligent army major... 840 00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:32,649 and his fate was set. 841 00:45:33,555 --> 00:45:36,425 I put it to you, that this is, in fact, 842 00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:39,192 a series of horrible coincidences. 843 00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:42,199 And that Major Charles Ingram is completely innocent. 844 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:47,359 Your Honour, here is the case for the defence. 845 00:45:47,563 --> 00:45:48,891 HE COUGHS 846 00:45:51,359 --> 00:45:55,359 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 63280

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