All language subtitles for Papi-Sitter.2020.REPACK.FRENCH.1080p.WEB.H264-EXTREME [Malentendants]-en

...

Ringing of cymbals
and percussion

Playful music

...

Horn blows

-Hi.
-Hi my darling. It's okay ?

-Well yeah.

-So, this white bin of philosophy?

-I will do it.
Well, we haven't returned it.

You know the teachers,
the less they do ...

How beautiful you are, mom.

Really, you're super beautiful.
-Well, thank you.

-No, I'm going to do it.

- So much kindness ...
Do you have something to ask us?

-No.

Finally Yes.

You know the number of plastic bags
in the sea ?

He hesitates.

-No.

-A new continent is being formed.

-Is that so ?
-Yeah.

It's dramatic.

It's almost the end of the world.

-My God, the end of the world.
That scares you.

Go on, it's exciting.

-I applied for the ecological expedition
and they selected me.

I'm going to Marseille in 10 days.

-Excuse me,
can you repeat what you said?

-It's going to be the end of the world.

-No, the thing after.

-I will do
an ecological expedition.

Clean World,
it is a serious association.

I'm going in 10 days.

-Your cruise will meet a reef.

Does the bac remind you of anything?

-Dad,
it is useless that I pass the bac.

I didn't give a damn about the year.

I prefer to repeat
and work next year.

In "I tear everything day and night" mode.

That's a great idea.

Outraged laughter
-Yes, it's a great idea.

-Ah, did you see?
-Well yeah.

-So ?

-So, well, it's no.

-What no" ?
-Well no",

adverb of negation
inducing a negative response.

-But, every smart idea,

it's no !

-Good then, here.
We wanted to tell you:

we found a hotel,

more exactly a hotel on a boat,

The Divina,
Mediterranean cruise.

No, but a golden proposition.

We can't refuse,
we've been unemployed for a year.

You understand ?
-Yes I understand.

But precisely,
you will be on a boat and me too.

On the same sea.
Perhaps,

we can even cross paths.

That's it, a modern family,
in relaxation mode.

-Listen,

this is how i see
"the modern family in relaxation mode":

on the one hand, mom and dad work,
and on the other,

children go to school.

-It sucks.
Anyway, I won't have it.

-Darling, it's just enough
get started and get it.

Last year,
you had great grades.

-But that was last year.

What do I do now?

What is the story , actually?

-Well, that's right
we wanted to tell you ...

So...

To accompany you ...
-Papi André.

-Papi André?

Camille laughs loudly.

Papi André?

It's funny.
It's a good joke.

-It's not a joke,
he’s coming tomorrow.

-I hate you.

-Plastic bags, OK.
Flashlight,

its good.
Calgon, textile stain remover, OK.

First aid kit, it's good.

Batteries...

The batteries: then R6, OK.

R12, it's good.
Button cell,

its good.
And my steamer.

Impeccable, there is more than.

Here we go.

Military march

...

Call tone

* -Hello, you are
on Franck Morales' cellphone,

* leave me a message after the beep.

- Son, he's your father.

To tell you that I'm taking off
from Saint-Nazaire, it is 7.50 am,

arrival on site
scheduled around 11:12 a.m.

There, report finished.

He starts the car.
Let's go.

* -It is at 10am sharp
that the President of the Republic will come

* at the tomb of the Unknown Soldier,
in the presence of the Chief of Staff

* and the representative
of the veterans association,

* that we listen to on our microphone.

-Go, my daughter!
Stand up, there is a job!

-What time is it ?

-The time to tidy up your room,
to do one's homework...

Come on.

-What are you doing ?

-I hand over the books offered
by your grandfather: De Gaulle ,

History of France ...

-Are you serious ?

-It must make him believe

that you love his gifts. OK ?
-OK.

You tell him I'm over 15

and I do what I want.

-Franck,
I'm handing over your father's lamps.

And I took you out

the T-shirt.

Last year's gift.

-Oh no...
-Ah yes.

-Whore...

It looks like
that the president is coming.

-Yeah, not far.

-Old con
in an old asshole car.

To me, 40 years of police.

-Hello anyway.

-Yeah, hello, son.

Mobile phone while driving,
fishtail, a Nobel Prize winner.

- It's okay, Dad, there is no dead man.

-If we wait for that to enforce
the highway code is without me.

It becomes anything, this country.

Sacred bullshit
to have abolished the national service.

-Hello.

I see that you are in great shape.

-Yes, in great shape.

-Leave it, I'll take it.

-We put you in the guest room,
you have your bathroom.

-You see that it fits you, this T-shirt.

-I tell her all the time.

-I was afraid of the size.

Tell me,

it is a beautiful house
for the unemployed.

-Yeah, we're fine.
It's temporary.

It belongs to Karine's father.

He leaves it to us
while we turn around.

Do you plan to stack again?

-No.

I have contacted
the head of the departmental grouping

of the gendarmerie.
It's not far from here.

And imagine
he served under me, younger.

I'm going to bring Camille
lunch at the officers' mess

for her to see that.
-She will love ...

-Well I hope.
Where is she, by the way?

-Party look for a wetsuit.

It's his new thing,
it took him yesterday.

Suddenly like that.

-Surf ? Well why not.

If she works well in high school ...

-Yes, it's not bad.

But do not let go.
-You know me.

-If I may,
you have to take it easy. She has her character.

And then it's been a long time.

-2 ½ years. It's not fault
for inviting you to come.

Each time, you were taken.

Does high school know that I'm taking over?

-They have your contact details.

-It's good,
you progress in organization.

Phone

-You take, please?

-Yes sir.

-I did not completely understand
your wife's message.

-No nothing. It's just
that Camille is over 15 and a half,

she is in her period
"I rebel against the system".

Be cool.

-Do not worry. Since the death
from your mother, I relaxed a lot.

- So much the better.
- Let's move on to practical things.

Insurance contracts, guarantees
and manuals for the devices

and phone numbers

important:
EDF, GDF, attending physician,

hospital ... The base, what.

-Well softened ...
-And now, refueling.

-Franck.

It's the cat, the cat, the cat.

Do not worry,
he will not stay long, 2-3 days.

-He can stay as long as he wants.
He is still at home.

And it's nice to meet your dad,
my dear daughter-in-law.

In 18 years, we have never seen each other.

In any case,
it must pay, trade

cocoa.

-Good, I still have to warn you.

My father,
he's a character a bit ...

-Particular.

-Here. You may be surprised.

-Surprised ?

After 40 years of police,
nothing surprises me anymore.

-NOT SURE.

Original horn

Jazzy music

-Oh, my Karinette!

How is she ?
He's laughing.

-It's okay ?
-Oh, how beautiful you are.

But yes, it's fine, darling. And you ?
-Yes.

-Oh, I'm glad to see you.
-Has my stepfather, haven't you forgotten?

-No, I haven't forgotten.
-André.

-André, yes.
-You're going easy, huh?

-Ah, my favorite son-in-law,
How is he doing ?

Tell me, it’s going up there.
-Yes.

-André,
I present my father, Teddy.

-Is you the famous André?

Hi, André.
-Good morning, Teddy.

-I settle down, we don't waste time
and we attack the aperitif.

And hop, hop, hop!

I'm glad to be there!
Happy, happy, happy.

-Ben me, I will prepare the aperitif.

-He is really nice.

- At the bottom of this box

Ah, what are we tight
Ah, what are we tight

Hey, Dede! Dede!

The bearded woman!
He's laughing.

(-The bearded woman ...)
- I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Come here, my grandfather.
It's happy hour.

Oh, you're tired, huh?

Hey, honey.

She still collects them?

-Daddy, she grew up,
she is over 12 years old.

-It is not serious. Come on!

He will stay there, my grandfather.

He must be tired,
the road has been long.

Dad is coming back soon.

I'm going to have an aperitif.

Ah, the brothel in town, my André.
You would have seen that ...

They piss us off
with their commemoration.

-It is a historic day:
May 8, 1945, De Gaulle ...

-A historic day? De Gaulle ...

He's the only one who stayed in London
to resist.

"Here London, here London ..."
You’re talking about something.

He didn't wet the shirt much,
cushy.

Fortunately there were the Ricans

to disembark
on the beaches of Normandy.

The great Charles ... Charles is waiting.

Okay, come on.

A little rosé, my Dédé?

-No thanks, never drink alcohol at noon.

I'm going to have a little lemonade.
-It's public holiday.

-It's not a question of the day.

It's a matter of principle.

What if you could stop calling me
"my Dede" would be nice.

- At your orders, captain.
Does it suit you ?

-No more.

André, it will be perfect.

Besides, it's good,
It's my name.

-Very good. Very, very, very well.
So meet us, André.

"Drink wine, you will have friends.

"Health, but not feet."

-I see that you have met.

Muffled nods

-I took you 2 months subscription,

you can watch football.

-You could have saved ...
Soccer, I watch more.

Players contesting arbitration,
it bugs me.

No more.

-Papa was an arbitrator at the time.
-Oh ok.

You have some
put red cards.

-Some.

-Hi everyone.

Papi Teddy!
What are you doing here ?

-Return to the country, vacations,
my darling.

What have you changed!

How cute you are.

-Thanks, that's nice.
You have grown old.

-Hey oh, say so!
-I'm joking.

Hi, grandpa.
- How are you, my beauty?

He is right.
You have become beautiful.

A pure juice Morals.

Huh?
Laughs

-It's good, did you recover?
-Yeah, nickel.

-Are you ok?

You didn't miss your arrival there.
-You told me "discreetly",

I arrived discreetly.

They laugh.

-It didn't last long,
with your Mexican.

-2 months, hey oh.

It's not bad, 2 months.

However, as a welcome gift,
the bastard who acts as your stepfather ...

I don't know where it comes from,
but it's gratin.

-Ben, he leaves the gendarmerie.

-Ah yes, okay ... I understand everything.

-And I don't know how long
you will stay,

but try to be cool with him,
eh?

And then you have to know ...

we always lied to him
about you.

-Why ?

-Son,
it's not going to be that simple,

this cohabitation.

Hold on,
the guy I just saw ...

With his big bike,
his big teddy bear on his back,

who fucks a liter of red
drooling over the Republic

before going to sleep in his trailer.

I'm not sure if it's
a specialist in the cocoa trade.

Franck sighs.

-Listen, be cool.

In addition, he is at home.

So put some of your own on it.
You're here for Camille.

The bin, the bin, the bin.

-Yes I understood.
But I prefer to prevent.

At the slightest hiccup, at the slightest lack
respect, it's back home.

I did not come here
to sort the lenses, OK?

-OK.

-I understood, the bin, the bin, the bin.

But I'm here to recharge my batteries,

home. Then will have to explain
to the gendarme of Saint-Tropez,

that at the slightest problem,
it's back to the direct barracks.

-My dear Karine,

planes don't wait
passengers to take off.

In addition, the ring road of Bordeaux
is red, so we hurry.

-Oh ok...
"Gratiné" is just the first name.

-Oh, dad.

Come on, I have to go there.

-Yes.

Hello, my love.

-You promise me, huh?

Dad.

-I'm going to try.

Horn blows

-Do not make that head.
-Well excuse me ...

-The plane is at 4:45 pm,
children, come on!

-I love you. I love you I love you.
-Me too.

...
-Go, fissa, fissa!

-Andre, it's okay,
I know it's 4:45 p.m.

We are starting to know.

Lounge music

...

-Putain, two grandfathers
and a bac is anxiety.

I'm not going to have to piss me off.

-And your 1st surf lesson?

-I stop. It's finish.

It's not for me.

Neither do the surfers.
How they hunt

in the water, whew thing.
-It's not only in the water.

In the sand too.

Since this morning, it turns.

-Yeah...

What is that ?

Damn, it's heavy.

I can't take surfing anymore.

-Hello.

-Ah, hi.
-Are you looking for a board?

You’re new, right?

-Ah no, no. Not at all.

I dream.

I was looking for my board,
this is the blue one.

-OK. What's your name ?

-Camilla.

And you ?
-Paco.

Are you going to surf?
-Well yeah.

Finally no, I'm finished.

-It's not that great today.

It closes, it sucks.

-It closes seriously. Serious.

-This weekend, there are waves
in Messanges, there is an east wind.

-Ah yeah, the east wind.
-East wind.

-East wind.
Ah, well yes, you're right.

Exactly, I was planning to go there.

-Cool.
Maybe this weekend, then.

-Well yeah.
To this weekend.

-Uh ... So Camille ...

-Yes ?
-You took my board.

-Ah ...

Ah, this is your board.

It's a phew thing.
In fact, you and I have the same.

But yes, it's ...

It's a phew thing.
See you.

(You're serious, daughter.)

(You're ridiculous.)

- "Drink wine, you will have friends."

This is clever.

- Hi, grandpa.
Are you okay, my little girl?

-Yeah.

Well, check.
-Check what?

- Raise your arm, type. Here.

-Check.

He's laughing.

-What do you do to eat?

-So, salmon papillotes,

carrots, spinach
and steamed leeks.

Only very good for your health.

-I'm not sure.
-What do you mean ?

-Did you keep the packaging?

-In the trash, yes.
-I will show you.

So wait ...

It is an application.

You take a picture of the barcode
and that gives you the composition.

-An application...
-Well yeah.

So...

"Raised in Norway, in the Baltic,

"very polluted sea,

"fed on processed flours."
Great !

In fact, your fish is poison.

-I've been eating it for years,
I am not dead.

Go take a shower,
we have to talk afterwards. Come on.

-Lussa!
-Oh no.

We say more "lussa", it's cheesy.
-Oh yeah ?

And wesh wesh?

That's good ?

-No more, but it doesn't matter,
I will give you a speech.

-André, what is there to peck?
I have one of these tiles.

-Stuffed salmon and steamed vegetables.

-We're not in the hospital, oh!

Let's see in there.

Wow there ...

Leeks, carrots, turnips, salsify.

It still exists, salsify?

Teddy laughs.

It makes you want
to go direct to the restaurant.

-It's for the little one.

When we eat well,
we sleep well and we work well.

-Yes, but I spent 2 years in Mexico
to eat tacos.

What I dream of is a good rib
of beef and smelly cheese.

-I see. In that case,
you have to do your shopping yourself.

- I count on that, my captain.

-I don't know how it goes
in Mexico,

but in France, the stores
feed are open from 7h to 20h,

right in your sleep hours.
It's not pratical.

Funny outfit

to sell cocoa.

-Listen, my dear André,

we're going to clear things up,
definitely.

I don't know what the kids said,

but for 40 years,
I run the nightclubs.

They pay me dearly for that.

With this money,
I bought this house

in which you live today.

-It has the merit of being clear.
-Very clear.

"Tata Yoyo" ringtone
Hop, hop. Tata Yoyo!

...
Buisness is back.

Yeah, Roberto. How is it going ?

-Noura, I tried everything.
"Paco surfer", "Paco beach" ...

Someone knocked.
-I can enter ?

-Yeah yeah.
(You know what, I'll call you back.)

-You haven't eaten anything.

-I'm not very hungry tonight.

But don't worry, grandpa, everything is fine.

-If there is an app
who tidies up the rooms, don't hesitate.

-It's funny, grandpa. There it is stored.

-Do you call that "tidy", you?

When you have 5 min, look
in dictionary definition.

-Well OK.

-What are you doing ?

-Well I look.
-What?

-Google "store".

So: "dispose of things
in a specific order ".

That's what I do. But it's me
which determines the order of storage.

-Okay...
-Good, grandpa.

Tell me everything, I'm listening to you.

-Did you look on your desk?

-No.
-Come see.

So,

here is the device:
we have 41 days straight

before the start of the tests.

This is the plan of attack.

One color per material,

the same colors as your notebooks.

Right column,

all the subjects of each subject.

Left column, it's the days.

So listen to me carefully:

if you work 4 hours a day

in the order that I wrote
on each of the annals

and if you tick the days
As things progress

in the boxes here,

the day before bac, you will have reviewed everything.

It's automatic.
Provided, of course,

to start tomorrow.
-No.

No, please, grandpa, not tomorrow ...

Give me another 2 or 3 days.
We're going to Messanges.

-What Messanges? Where does it come from?

-My friends are surfing and an east wind
return to Messanges.

And that will be "wow".

-East wind will return alone
on Messanges, and you stay here.

That's what's going to be "wow".

-Well no,
because grandpa Teddy said yes.

- When did he tell you that?

-Well when you were at the airport.

-Camille, it's mine
that your parents have entrusted the mission.

If you have claims,
call them and see it with them.

-Ah well, that's smart.

-Camilla,
you have 2 months to give your all,

afterwards you will do what you want
whenever you want.

-But papi,

2 months is forever.

-It's like that,
you have no choice.

So I sum it all up:

goal,

strategy, timing.

Why not mention it.

-Yes...

-Tomorrow, I accompany you
make a location.

-No, it's okay.
I can go alone.

-I'm accompanying you anyway.

-Oh, anxiety.

Latin music

-A policeman, buddy.

-An officer ? At your home ?

-And a real prototype of the gendarme.

I want to piss him off.

Having said that, I'm not going to be shy.

-It changes you a little. Usually,
it is you who sleep at home.

Okay, well.
History that you are not on the street.

That's nice thanks.
And thank you for the bike.

-With everything you did for me ...

Come on, let's have a little.

Mickey, two mojitos.

And your Mexican?

-Ribiboisée, a real tsunami.
I fucked up.

-I don't ask you how.

-No, don't ask.

-What will you do now ?

-I don't know, I don't know.

I'm tired, Roberto.

I am tired.
-Go.

Here you are at home.
You come when you want.

-How nice.

-Good, hey! At night

and all that it destroys in us.
- Yours, buddy.

-Well.

Excuse me, but there,
dad is going back on track.

Pink !

Tango!

Tango music

...

-Oh damn, Lily.

...

Lily! Bring back your strawberry.

They laugh.

There is a tradition here before leaving.

You put yourself there and I take your picture

memory.
There you go, darling.

Oh, you're beautiful like a heart.

...

Come on, I'll take you home.

They laugh again.

...

How is he, captain,
this morning ?

-Very well thank you.
He got up early.

He prepared a breakfast
to his granddaughter, he went shopping.

A lot of things people do.

-It's good, all that, it's very good.

-You mix colors?
-Yes why ?

-Because not,
it can rub off.

-What counts in the T-shirt,
it's the T-shirt, not the color.

Let it become brown, yellow, green,

I do not care,
it's not going to change my life.

I'm going to make my little machine
at 95 degrees and everything will be nickel.

-Me, I would put a Calgon.

The water is hard here.

I know that
it's not going to change your life,

but it will avoid
to buy a machine.

Teddy laughs yellow.

-Listen,

Thank you for your advice,
my captain,

but i will make my machine
at 95 degrees

where I mix white and colors
and without Calgon.

You know why ?
-No.

-Because here, I'm at home.

So I do what I want
with my machine and my laundry.

-What I'm saying is for you.

-My dear André,

instead of giving
dry cleaning lessons,

avoid accompanying the little girl to high school.

Get dropped off by your grandfather,
it's shame.

I say that, it's for you.

I'm going to bed
while it’s spinning.

Funny music

Yes ?
-Put the dots on the I

and the bars on the T.

First,

what is most shameful:
a caring grandfather

or a grandfather who spends his nights
in a night club ?

And I'm not talking to you this morning.

Secondly, I was the one charged
of the "Bac de Camille" mission.

We agree ?
-Yes.

-So when you say "yes" to Camille,
I would like to know before.

-What are you talking about ?
I said nothing.

-And a liar too.
I'm warning you,

don't hinder the smooth running
of this mission.

Otherwise, I'll call your daughter right away
and I'm going back to Saint-Nazaire.

I am not here
to play bearded women.

Received ?
-Received 5 of 5.

However, stop bothering me
while I'm trying to go back to sleep.

I have a job.

I don't spend my time checking
which puts Calgon in the machine.

Huh, Mister Helico!

Imitation of helicopter blades

(-But he's crazy, this guy.)

-His program is hell.

-I will make your notebooks.
-No way.

I will find a solution.

-It's non-negotiable, I owe you that.

And for Messanges,
my father lends me his car.

-Do you have a license?
-It's unlicensed.

How are you going to do?

-I have my little idea.

-You go there.

Hello sir.

-Hello Miss.

-You look for ?

-My granddaughter soon passes her bac,
I'm looking for books

support, methods ...
-Yes Yes.

I have a great book

on method and psychology
approach to bac exams.

It's an old book, but ...

It is very well done.

What high school is she at?

-Lucie Aubrac.

-I know.

I was the director of this school,
about ten years ago.

Before working at the rectorate.

Are you from the area?

-No, I live on Saint-Nazaire.

-Loire-Atlantique, 44.

It's amazing. Ah yes.

That's it, I have it.

Corridor B, row 4, shelf 5.
Come with me.

You wouldn't
a former soldier?

-Gendarme.

Gendarmerie captain,
more exactly. And how...

-The look, the frank look ...

My ex-husband was a soldier,
I spent my life in barracks, so ...

So, row 4, shelf 5 ...

Where are you ? Where are you ?
You are the.

So.

The little exit voucher ...

-What body was he in,
your ex-husband?

- At the start, it was the French Navy,

but considering the number of times
where I was cuckold,

it has been in many bodies.

Here, fill this for me.
Name, address, telephone number.

My name is Viviane.

-Nice to meet you. André.

-André.

Someone knocked.
-Start, Camille, it's time!

It's 6:45 am, we get up!
The shower, the teeth.

-The nightmare ! No !
-Go, France is waiting for you!

Explain the difference
between 6.45 a.m. and 7 a.m.

All this for 15 min of sleep.

-It's psychological,
you can not understand.

6:45 am, there is a 6 first.

7 a.m., there is a 7.
-Yes.

-It's like the prices.
A dress at 79 euros,

you buy it. A dress at 80 ...

You don't buy it.

-I didn't come here
to buy a dress. Let's go.

She imitates him.

Are there any other shopping carts?

-No, it's that of grandpa Teddy.
-No kidding...

-It suits you.
-Yeah...

-Oh, my Capucine!

He's laughing.

Daddy came back!
Yes, come here, my heart!

Nasturtium! At the foot!
At the foot, Capucine. Come see dad!

-It was missing more than that ...

Magnificent, everything is there.

If with that,
you don't have a good grade in the bac ...

I'm proud of you.

Did you do that during the day?

-Well yeah, in high school.

And I did my math too.
You want to see ?

It's on logarithms

natural.
-No, it's okay, no.

-Ah, and grandpa.

Thanks for the book,
it looks super interesting.

-Yeah.
-Yeah, really.

-Here.
-What's this ?

-The drawings
that you did when you were little.

I'll stick it on the wall, if you want.

She laughs.

-Ah yeah, damn.
I was not good.

Is it grandma?
-Yes.

-But how old was I?

-7 years.
The age when you were still cuddling me.

-Papi, I am over 7 years old.

Besides,

I had mom and dad on the phone.

I'm deg,
they are on a too beautiful ocean liner.

But like whew. Looked.

-They are good, both of you.

That's why we have to work,

if one day,
you want to pay yourself a boat.

I hope you take me.

-You will already be dead.

But I'm kidding.

The head that you made.

But of course I will bring you.

I will need a captain.

Ah, grandpa.

You have to sign a word.

-What's this ?

-The school wants to stop the canteen
because of the exams.

It makes no sense.
-Yes.

-There, the printer.

-So...

"Sir, madam ...

"Due to an organizational problem,

"the canteen will be closed ..."

Closed, "é" without e?

He's laughing.

-They are light in spelling.

OK.

Here.

Here.
-Thank you.

Doorbell
-Who is that ?

- Don't worry, it's for me.

-It's a shame to order a pizza

when there are lots of good things.
-Sorry, grandpa,

but i don't like carrots
nor turnips.

I don't like spinach,

and even less green beans.

He hums "Tata Yoyo".

Are you okay, grandpa?
He nods.

You look tense.

-Not at all.

...

-Hi everyone !
It's okay ?

-What is the bag on the table?
- Pillows.

- Pillows?

-Yes, that makes sense. A sleeping man,
he buys pillows.

They laugh.

-Very funny, that one, my captain.

I have one :
Mr. and Mrs. Donctoilabas

have a son.

Eddy. Hey, tell yourself over there.

They laugh.

It’s good, right?

Doesn't she make you laugh, captain?

A good touch of red.

Is the baccalaureate working?

-Serious.

Well.

I didn't tell you, Camille,

but if you need help,
I'm here.

French, math, I assure serious,

as you say.
André mumbles.

What?

Yes, well ...

Glue me a super complicated addition.

We'll have fun.

-Well, OK. Come on.

Randomly ... Randomly ...

1756

plus 594.

-2,350.

-Yeah, that's it.

-Hey, it's mine
that she asked the question.

-Yes, but it escaped me.

-You escaped it, yes ...

Here, stick another one on me.

You leave me
time to respond.

-OK.

Uh, 437

more 941.
-437

more 941.
Fastoche. So wait ...

-Go, 1378
because it's too long.

-Oh ... No, but it is too strong.

-It's too strong, it's too strong ...

-What is this mess?
-What? What a mess?

-I said, "The vegetables downstairs."

-Ben me, I put them on top,
it is not serious.

-If it's serious. Things are
a question of order or disorder.

-André, disorder
great revolutions are born.

-But there, we are not making the revolution.

We tidy
leeks and sausage.

- Speaking of leeks,
Nasturtium has more carrots.

-Tomorrow morning you get up very early.

You go to the market.
A stand sells vegetables.

He is next to the church,
we can't miss it.

There they sell carrots,

about 1 euro per kilo.
And in a kilo, there are 7 or 8 carrots.

Up to you.

-I am dealing with a statistician
carrot.

-No,
to a man who goes shopping.

-It's okay ?
Is it going well between you?

-Well ...

Impeccable.
Huh, André?

- Absolutely, yes.

Embarrassed laugh
-Why ?

-Like that.

By the way,
you two are wrong.

Vegetables don't line up
in the fridge.

-How do you know that ?
You hate this.

-Google "vegetables". Just read.

So...

"Stop tidying up
fruits and vegetables

"in the fridge".
It kills flavors.

- Too bad you don't have your Google
for the BAC.

-Ah, by the way, grandpa.

Don't worry if I come home late,
I'm going to work with a friend.

-No problem Darling.

- "Speak to the butcher,
the andouille answers. "

-Sorry I did not understand.
I did not hear.

-I was talking to myself.
Who is your girlfriend?

-Noura. She is a classy friend.

-Very good. Are his parents?

-Has father, it's his week.
His parents are divorced.

- What is he doing, his father?
-He is a surgeon.

-You will give me his number.

-To do what ?
-To call.

-But papi ...

You're not going to call him while he's operating.

-Why you always stand up
the eyes of the sky ? It is crisp.

-I have had this tick since childhood.
I can not do anything about it. I do that...

All the time.

And then, it sucks

not to trust him.

-I trust him,
only one,

it doesn't exclude control,

and two, it's a matter of principle.

I see it this way.

-It sucks, grandpa. That's not cool.

Besides, I don't stop working
with notebooks.

-It's true, she doesn't stop working.
Hey, André, now,

must let go.

-Okay.

Well.

I trust you.
I hope I don't regret it.

-Oh, thank you, grandpa.

-Say, hey!

Would you like me to take you tomorrow
in high school

on a motorcycle ?
-Grave, too good idea!

-You're awesome !
Come on, check. Raise your hand. Bam.

Kisses everyone and good night.

-It was not shameful
her grandfather take her to high school?

-Not in Harley,
you understand ?

-No.

-Don't forget the SMS, in 30 seconds,
as we said.

-It's a zebra today ...

Tango music

-She left ?
-Of course, did you see the time?

-You could have woken me up.

-She pounded on your door.
You were busy

to something else.
-Very funny.

-She took her moped,
I did not accompany her in Cactus.

-And that, you explain to me?

-I have an appointment for lunch
with Commander Cousto.

And between officers,
tradition is the uniform.

-Especially with Commander Cousto!

-C-O-U-S-T-O.
To avoid end of meal jokes.

- I would not dare, my captain.
Frankly, I would not dare.

Notification
Ah, a text.

I don't know who it can be.

My granddaughter, precisely.

"My very dear adored grandpa,
no big deal for this morning. "

There is nothing to make a cheese out of.

"I'm waiting for you for lunch,
I will be in front of the school.

"I love you."

Well, there you go. My darling.

Come on, have a good lunch, captain,
with Commander Cousto.

C-O-U-S-T-O.

He's laughing.

(-Poor boy.)
-Sonia!

My little snake, come quickly!

Perfect. I drop you.

Come on. My little snake.

He imitates the snake.

-A snake, now.

It's not a caravan he has,
it's a zoo.

-I don't believe it, is it my grandfather?

- Which of the two, that one?
-It's papi the clown.

Cathedral bell ringing
And there, it's grandpa the rascal.

I don't know what he wants.

Hello, grandpa.

Yes, okay, why?

Tonight ?

After school ?

Wait, buy dresses?
But grandpa,

I don't have time for shopping.

OK that works. See you tonight.

I don't know what they have,
but it’s not going to be possible.

-They are fighting for you.

-I will settle this
or it will be hell.

Mouse.
Hi, grandpa.

-Are you ok, darling?
-I'm fine and you ?

-Very good.
-It's Noura, my girlfriend.

-Ah, Noura, nice to meet you.

Hi, Noura.

-A second time.

And...

-And there.
Okay, is there anything else?

Okay, very good.
-Why are you there ?

-I wanted to apologize
for not waking up this morning.

I don't know what happened.
I set the alarm clock and ... Breakdown.

-It is not serious.

-If it's serious.
So, I invite you to lunch.

-Ah well, that's nice, thank you.
What is that ?

-That? A grand piano.

Camille laughs.

(Laugh, laugh.)

(I told you.)

-What did you tell him ?
-Nothing.

Thanks for the board.

-You're welcome.
It's the same as Kelly Slater.

You're going to make a splash, darling.

Why are you laughing ?
-For nothing, you make me laugh.

"Tata Yoyo" ringtone

Grandpa ! But grandpa! Change that!
Please, shame.

-What shame?
It's all my childhood.

Do you know Annie Cordy?

Tata Yoyo, what is it
under your big hat?

Besides,

when I see the kids,
all these little kids,

there is not one with whom you ...

No ?

-No, I don't have a boyfriend
at the moment.

You know, with the bac ...

Papi's notebooks are hard ...

-Whose fault is it ?
Thank you parents.

-Besides, speaking of grandpa ...
-Yes.

(-I can tell you a secret ?)

-Yes.

-You promise never to say
Did I tell you?

-Your grandfather,

it's a grave.

-This morning, when you did not get up,

he said you were a slacker,

a good for nothing.
And he added

"with a big coat in the hand".

-A slacker ?
With a big coat in your hand?

Outraged laughter

No, but I dream.

I'm going to party her,
at the police station.

He doesn't know who he's dealing with.
Uncle Teddy.

No, but I don't believe so.

A bit in my hand, me?

A slam door.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

-Yes of course.

-How's lunch
with Commander Cousto?

-Very well thank you.

And you, with Camille?
-Very good.

We laughed a lot.
I love my granddaughter.

-Our granddaughter,
If it does not bother you.

-If you want, our granddaughter.

Don't take it the wrong way, but I think
that she takes more from me than from you.

-If I judge by its results
school, I'm not sure.

-You know,

you are wrong to take me
for a fool.

I know all the French words.

Concupiscence, ampersand,
gourgandine, platypus ...

I was a Scrabble champion.

It can't be seen, but I sent.

Here, "zloty": Polish currency.

Z-Y, you put that on a triple,
that gives you 60 points at once.

-It's not because we know words
we know how to make sentences.

-In any case, I learned a lot
during this lunch,

on the lazy
with big hairs in the hand.

-I do not see
what are you talking about.

-Ah ... Ah ...

Captain Courage, too.

It swings behind my back
and there, nothing.

-What do I throw in your back?

-I understand myself.

Its good.

And There you go.

-Your pants, it's a heritage
or do you really put them on?

-No, I wash them and I watch them.

Of course it's my pants!

These are my briefs for the week.

Monday, Tuesday, until Sunday.

-There are only 6.

-The 7th, it's on me.
It's his little brother,

with the ears.
Want to see the trunk?

-It's elegant ...

Braying
Ah, your friend claims her carrot.

When we see you together,
you make a perfect couple.

On the one side, there is the donkey
and on the other, the hat.

Forced laughter

-Oh there, it's great comics
in the gendarmerie.

-We cling.
(-Yeah, hang on. You're not done.)

- Damn, it's shame.

-Are you still on that?
-Yes.

-Stop, it's okay.
Besides, I wouldn't have thought of revising that.

So thank you, grandpa André.

None of them will land?

-We're quiet for today.

There, it's automatic programming

of the washing machine.
Don't worry.

I organized everything.

Machine roar

...

-What is that ?

Rhythmic music

...

-Yes that's why ?

-You launched the machine?

-No why ?

-95 degrees, mixed colors,
my underwear is pink.

-I can lend you my pants,

If you want.

It's not me.

-Ah, it's not you, it's Santa Claus.

I see your game,
you want me to go.

-Do you think I have that to do?
Go take care

Camille's bac,

don't piss me off with your laundry.

-Justly, I see your game with it,

to give him gifts ...

A surf board,
as if it was time.

- I no longer have the right to make gifts
to Camille?

What is he doing there, captain?
He forgot what I told him?

Start by backing up.
Where's my shaving foam?

Here it is.

Back up there. Back up, back down.

Go ahead, again.

Again and again.

Here. There, it's perfect.

There you go.

At nine meters, Mr. Referee.

Here, I distribute the red cards.

Consider yourself happy
to have the rest of the house.

I'm at home here!

Huh!

(-You want war,
my little cushy?)

(Hey, you ran into a colleague there.)

(Shouldn't wake up
Captain Morales.)

Groovy music

...

-It's him !
Noura! Come see.

He's there.

...

What should I say already?

-Two tubes and a cut back, OK?

They rehearse together.

OK ?
-OK Go ahead.

-You are the best ?

-I am the best.
I am the best.

Two tubes, one cut back.
Two tubes, one cut back.

-Hey oh, Camille!

Camille! Hey !

Camille.

Camille.

-Ah, Paco.

You're here ?
-Were you able to come finally?

-Yeah, waves like that,

it is not missed.
-I didn't see you surf.

-Normal, I surfed everything there.
-Oh yeah ?

-I prefer to be alone.
And I made two tubes and a cut back.

-With these waves,
must be balese ...

-Yeah, finally ...
They were little tubes.

You see, tubettes.
- Tubettes ...

He's laughing.

And you surf in flip flops?

-Well yes,
I feel better on the board.

It's a new technique.

-This evening, we have an aperitif,
you want to come ?

We are making a spot on Saint-Girons.

I invite you.

-Yeah, but...

If I'm not in the water, why not ...

-No, you won't be there.

There are more waves.
Or just for beginners.

-Well then, I'm coming.
OK. If you insist.

-Cool.

See you tonight then.
-OK, see you tonight.

-But your flip-flops, my daughter! Your flip flops!

Not possible !

Soft piano music

* -Hello, the community,
I introduce you to someone.

Frankly,
it is a meeting beast.

Noura, Noura.
Her name is Noura.

* This is people
who follow us.

We're going to do an inventory,
you do not mind ?

-He looks funny, your cousin.
-Doudou, it's a phenomenon.

-You will do
all the spots in Europe?

-Well yeah.

Relaxation, what.

- Are you going to collect plastic?

He hesitates.

-No, no, not necessarily.

-Well, it sucks.

Waiting for the waves.

I got a master
in international trade.

-Oh yeah anyway...

- So, I'm in quiet mode,
rest.

-Me too. I'm at Sciences Po
Bordeaux, 3rd year.

-Are you at Sciences Po Bordeaux?

-Well yeah.

-And in addition, you surf in flip flops!

-It's okay.
It was to try.

I have to go.

-OK.
Are you coming back tomorrow?

-I don't really know, you know.

Sciences Po is hot, there is a job.

Soft music

But if you really want me to come back,
I come.

Tell me, that's it.

"Camille,
I want to see you again tomorrow. "

It's simple.
-But I dream!

-Well go. I wait.

-I want you to come back tomorrow.
-Not too keen ...

-OK, OK, OK.

Camille Morales, I really want
you come back tomorrow.

Are you ok?
-Hey, well! Well done !

Oh fuck ! You are shy.

Good after, I promise you nothing.
I am responsible for families at the moment.

I have to take care
of my two senile grandfathers.

It's awful to age.
They can't do anything on their own.

Roaring mower

...

(Yelling)
-Oh ! Oh !

It's not over, this mess?

Some are sleeping, shit!

Oh !

(Calmer)
I'm fine, I understand ...

You'll see.
The door slams.

Snoring

...

(The little birds, come.)

(Come, come, come.
Cui cui cui cui cui cui.)

He whistles like a blackbird.

Funny music

-The little villain ...

Shouldn't touch my Cactus.
The car was not necessary!

-Where are the two grandpas?

-It is nonsense.

I started to heat them
and we reach new heights.

We will be quiet for a while.

(That's it, go get your teddy bear.)

(Come on, go to sleep,
you can do that.)

(Operation destruction,
my little coconut.)

The bike is struggling to start.

-Why doesn't it start?

...

Wheels on the ground

Sugar in the tank?
Are you sure, Roberto?

Teddy laughs.
The man with leeks ...

Shouldn't touch my bike, buddy.
To con, con and a half.

You will see the policeman, your Cactus!

Take it in your ass!

And 5!

8!

And 14!

And bang!
In your ass, the permit!

-CHI-FOU-MI!
CHI-FOU-MI! CHI-FOU-MI!

-Bam, I won!

Ah, I knew it.
She laughs.

-Good game.

-I know, I'm too strong.

-Ah, damn.

-Do you have something in your eye?
Don't put your hands.

-Yeah, but it's there.

Soft music

...

She blows.

-Its good ?
-Yes.

-I saved your life.

You do it often,
the grain of sand?

It's a surfer thing, that's for sure.

-No.

-At least I make you laugh.

-I must tell you something.

We're leaving for Spain tomorrow.

-It's cool.

-You can come after your exams.

-Yeah...

-We celebrate our departure tonight.
We're going to the Excalibur.

-I will see, I promise you nothing.

-You still haven't told her anything?

Are you serious ?

-Did you see the con?

And I'm not going there tonight.

-If you are going to go
and you're going to tell him the truth.

-Ah no, rather die.
No no.

Did you see the guy's profile?

It will flash me in 2 seconds.
I stop, it's shame.

I pissed off everyone for nothing.

Thank you.

-What are you doing, Miss Morales?

-You see,

I am leaving.
-You must stay.

-Why ?
-This is the regulation.

-So we have to stay 4 hours
when we don't know what to write?

-Yes.

-Well no.

(-It's phew.)

-Do you know where it will end?
-I do not care.

The door slams.

-You fell out of bed.
-I just got home.

I slept, do you mind?
-No, it's your business.

Phone ring

Yes ?

Absolutely.

No, Camille is not there.

What do you mean "she left high school"?

I'm coming very soon,
time to arrive.

Okay, Madam Director.

-What is happening ?
-Nothing.

-My granddaughter disappears,
that's my business !

I will call him!

-You should know
that she has more phones.

-It's small.

-Where are you going?
-With you.

-No question, that's my problem.

Huh,
sir "you should trust him".

It rolled you well.
-Of course!

I inform you
that the mission was entrusted to you.

Open that door!
Open that door for me!

Tire squealing

Do you want to play it like that?
You'll see.

Groovy music

...

-Hello.

Camille Morales' grandfather,
I come to see the director.

-It is building B, ground floor.
-Good thanks.

-Hello. Camille Morales' grandfather,
I come to see the director.

-It's not possible,
it has already passed.

-But how many grandfathers do you have?

-Well two.
-That's it.

The second one is there.
Come on, hop.

Oh, Morales.
Did you mean to dump me like that?

I know the shortcuts here!
It's my country.

- Take them back quickly
to take care of your panties.

I'll take care of the essentials,
Camille.

-I'm also his grandfather!

Put that in your head.

-You know what I think,
so don't heat me!

-I'm not afraid, sir
"I put sugar in the tank".

It is lousy to do that.

-Put bread on the Cactus,
Isn't that shabby?

-You started.
-No, it's you.

You don't plan to go see the director
dressed like a clown?

We are not at the circus.
-A clown ?

-Yes.
Besides, where is your red nose?

-You will see, the red nose,
he'll stick you a live one!

If you have never tasted my praline,
I have a box.

-Is that what you want ?
-Yeah.

Go ahead, put them on, your glasses!

Come come !

-You want the head

Mickey?

Do you like mash?
Because you're going to eat it!

-Oh yeah ? Mash, me?

You'll see !

Heckling

...

Come come.

-Look at it, Bozo the clown!

It's Bozo the clown.

-You are
the two grandfathers of Camille,

that's it ?
-Yes.

Paternal and maternal.

-And you fought
in the court ?

-Not at all.
Not at all, let's see.

We do that for fun,
it was to amuse the kids.

It's our thing, both of us.

We play gendarmes and thieves.

Right, André?
-Absolutely.

- To the gendarmes and thieves ...

-Yes Yes.

-And why not
cowboys and Indians?

Huh?

I'm going to play the director
and the two grandfathers.

You are aware

of the situation ?

-Yes ... Finally, what situation?

-Camilla Morales,
absent 8 days out of the last 10,

with words
signed by one of you.

A. Morals.

-It's him.
-It's me.

-Is it your signature?

Teddy nods.

-I can know

why all these absences,

Mr. Morales?

-I will explain to you.

She refuses.
-I gave you the floor?

-No Madam.
-So you raise your hand.

I'm listening to you.

-In fact, we keep it
at home to have it serviced.

And we put the package,
I can tell you...

The bin, the bin, the bin, we don't stop.

And it gives satisfactory results.

We are amazed by the quality
of his work, of the highest level.

-By his work?
-Yes.

-Before leaving, parents
haven't told you?

-NO.

-7 overall average in the 1st quarter.

5.5 to 2nd, white bins

dismal.
Already two warnings

and a totally attitude
casual and sassy.

The painting is black.

-YES.

-I will explain the rest to you,

gendarmes and thieves.

It's simple,
Camille is expelled from high school.

Definitely.
This will save you from saying words to him.

And I advise her to have her baccalaureate.
Because if she doesn't have it,

there will be no room for it,
next year.

It's clear ?

"Les sardines" ringtone
by Patrick Sébastien

...

(-Here...)

(It was The Sardines .)

It's not my fault that it rang.
Fortunately, I had changed the ringtone.

-You tire me.

Yes, son,
you have to call me illico.

Here it’s not going well at all,
at all.

-And thank you for your help,
not a word.

I don't know what you were thinking,
but thanks.

-Do you know what I was thinking?

That we should never leave
Saint Nazaire.

- Hello, excuse me.
Can i talk to you?

-I don't know about you, but it's
no way to let that go.

-For once, we agree,
my dear Teddy.

We're going to give him a booster shot.
-Exactly.

My father said:

"To take us for trumpets,
we're reaping the storm. "

-If you come to yell at me, go.

- What is it, don't you think?
It's hard to pass, all of that.

-A lot of trouble getting through.

-I'm sorry.

I lied to have peace,
that's all.

-You are all there:
"The bin, the bin!"

-Yes.

- I don't care about the bac.

-We understand for the bac,

But for the rest,
it is unacceptable ! Huh?

-Absolutely.

-Your grandfather agrees with me.
Because we...

Camille, we're not at all, at all
happy! But then not at all!

Huh, André?
-Affirmative.

-Here. Affirmative.

-Inadmissible ...

Have you seen each other?
I saw your fight on Facebook!

There are already 2 million views!

I had to block mom and dad,
so shameful.

"Come here !"

"Where's your nose, Bozo the clown?"

Grandpa ?

You put sugar
in the tank of his motorcycle?

-He started.

-Not at all ! Oh !

-That's it.

They look like 5 year old kids.

So now,

you better get along
or I am leaving.

But really.

Soft music

...

-Hello.
-Hello.

...

-There was more wine, I bought some.
It is said to be very good.

-How nice.

I bought you a gift.

-To me ?
-Yeah.

As you like jogging,
I took you a sweatshirt.

I took green, it's more joyful.
-How nice.

It is very good. Very good.
Thank you so much.

* They speak.

* ...

She sobs.

* -You hurt my nose!

* ...

(-I'll let you talk to him.)

(I never knew what to say
in those moments.)

* -Ah, you're yucky!

-Tell me, he's a handsome kid.

- It's okay, it's good.
Leave me alone.

-You cry
and you want me to leave you alone?

You have the wrong person.

Phone ring
Excuse me.

Your father.

-Papi, please. Please.

-Yes, son.

Yes, I'm fine. And you too ?

No, but I ...

I was pissed off because the machine
was down and I couldn't find

neither the warranty nor the user manual.

No, it got better. It's finish.

What do you mean, Camille blocked you

on Facebook ?

That’s Chinese for me.

She's very well
and she works very well.

I'm not worried at all. Frankly.

Okay, I kiss her for you.

She loves that I give her kisses.

It's good, goodbye.

-Thank you.

-My little girl,
it's a funny number.

-Ben, a pure juice Morales.
-Yeah.

Did you see,

I put your drawings there,

with granny's photo.

-You know, it's horrible, but ...

I don't have many memories
with grandma.

How was she?

-It was a beautiful person.

Soft music

Courageous, loving, generous.

A beautiful person.

-How did you know her?

-In a train.

I was coming back from leave.

She got on the train

with his small suitcase,
a little floral dress.

It was the embodiment of spring.

What is funny,

is that I had the wrong train
and her too.

Destiny.
6 months later, we were married.

-6 months later?

-Well ... when you are sure ...

And there, beware, for 6 months ...

nothing happened.
Just love letters.

Wasn't Facebook, Google
or I don't know what.

We were waiting for the postman.

-She died of what?

-Of a too long illness.

Do you know what she said to me in the end?

What was saddest for her,

it was
that she would never see you grow.

Because your grandma loved you.

It's like that.

So the bac, what are you going to do?

-The...

Papi, I'm in front of a mountain.

It's in 20 days.
I dunno.

Find me a good reason
to pass it

when i can do it
next year.

-Pride, Camille.

Pride to tell you
that you passed a difficult challenge,

that you hung on,
that you fought and that you succeeded.

Know who you are, what.

It's not even for the bac
that it must be done.

It's for you. Just for you.

So, what or what?

-Okay, go ahead, we check.
OK, bam, bam ...

Pow!

-It's complicated, your stuff.

Do you have Noura's number?
-Yes why ?

-To find the one
that makes Camille cry.

-He will know that it's not just
candies that make teeth fall.

Tire squealing

-In fact, it was she who stopped everything.

She lied to him out of fear
not to be up to it.

I only know
that he had to go to Spain.

You don't say I told you that.

-Do you have a small photo?

-Yes.

-I will put colleagues
instantly and we will have news.

-I'm asking again.

What are we doing here?

-And I tell you again
once, we're here to get some fresh air.

-You blamed us
not to be interested in surfing.

Here we try,
you should be happy.

-You take me for an idiot.
Yes Yes.

-Never in life, Camille.
What are you inventing ...

André, do we choose?
The card looks pretty good to me.

-Vegetarian is fine with me.

-As it is hot, I take light.
I'm going to have a cassoulet

with its sausage and its little confit.
Here.

-Perfect for you.
-What is he doing there?

-What's the matter ?
-No nothing. Nothing.

We have to move there.
-Camilla, no.

We didn't order,
nobody moves.

-We're fine here, Camille.
Let's enjoy it.

-Life is Beautiful. The blue sky...

-Ah yeah, I got it.

Oh yeah...

We get out and you're going to pay me.

-Camille, you stay seated.

You will see it,
you talk to him in the eyes

and you tell him what's on your heart.

Your grandfather is telling you.

And André agrees.
-Absolutely.

-Well yeah, that's it.

No way !

-What do you mean ?
Of course you are going to go see him.

Otherwise we do it for you.
Not true ?

-But you are eggs!

And how did you know
that he would be there?

Papi, did you investigate him?

Oh, but I'm hallucinating ...
I'm hallucinating.

Anyway, I don't care,

I like it better.

He imitates it.

-Are you seen? It looks like a carp
looking at a piece of bread.

-It's funny...

I will not go.

-My dear Teddy,
our granddaughter is a coward.

To imitate the signatures, she is there,
But for the rest...

Nothing.
-I agree.

When you have to be clever, that's fine.

But when you have to go to coal ...

-You got drunk.

-That's the proof.

Do you know why she's escaping?

Because the best way not to
to fail is not to face!

-Here !
-Like the bac, by the way!

-Like the bac, by the way!
-Mademoiselle Camille Morales!

-Mademoiselle Camille Morales
coming down on the beach

with a red dress!

Not in the sand

-Hi.

-Hi.

You haven't left?

-Well no.

I didn't want to leave
without saying goodbye.

I search you everywhere
since the other evening.

-Listen, Paco ...

How to tell you...

In fact, I lied to you.

I'm not at Sciences Po.

I am 17 years old and I pass my bac.
Here.

I know, it's shame.

And then...

I said I could surf,
but in fact...

-I know.

I called Sciences Po Bordeaux,
no Camille Morales.

And then for surfing,

worry, I quickly understood.

But so what?

Where is the problem ?

-The problem,
is that I'm in love with you.

But you're not a guy for me.

You are ...

You're up there.

And I'm at the bottom.
-Stop it a bit, please.

You're the one up there.

Look at yourself, you're a ray of sunshine.
It feels good to see you.

We're going to try something together.

If it works, it's great.

If it doesn't work, it's life.

-OK, we're making a deal.

-Well.

Are we going to peck?
-Yes.

* -Hello, change of program.
We're not going to Spain.

* But hey, we adapt.

Right, Pacolito?
-Yes.

-We are welcomed ...

-Paco sleeps in his van.

We don't come back to that.

And you will say to both,
that at home, we follow the rules.

-Yes, we follow the rules.
And very strict rules.

-Its good,
you told me 10 times.

-It's better saying it.
-10 times.

* -Two adorable dads
welcome us,

* there is a former captain
of the gendarmerie,

* I named
Mister André Morales.

* Are you okay or not?
* -Yes.

-The second is Teddy, a former ...
-An old.

* -Here, he's an elder.
There you go.

* Hi, Teddy.
* -Hello, the community.

-What is the story actually?

-The story is simple.

In the morning, you memorize it
plus the courses,

and the after, the annals.

-I dream. You're worse than my grandpa.

-Doudou, is it going well for you?
Not too tired ?

-Yeah, nickel.
Your house is fresh.

-26 degrees, aren't you a little chilly?

-No, but "fresh",
it means "great",

"awesome".
Like your tie.

-Thank you.

Paco, I know what he does for studies,
but where are you?

-I'm in my 3rd year.

-It's good. 3rd year of what?
-Sabbatical year.

-What does that mean ?

-I've been passing my bac for 3 years,
I am québlo.

-Blocked.

-Blocked for what?

-Every year, the day before the exam,
I have hot flashes,

cold sweats, chills.

I see guys who want
put me in a coffin.

I tell myself that this is a sign.

-You're afraid to pass it, what.

-No, I'm not afraid to pass it,
I'm afraid of having it.

-To see her ?

-Because you need to know

what to do next.

And I don't know,
I want to do too many things.

Become a researcher, find a vaccine.

Or Wall Street, to fart me
in suits with chicks.

Anyway, as long as I don't know what to do,

I don't pass my bac.

-It's hard for us young people.

Must choose a path
when we don't know what to do.

Suddenly, it scares us.
You understand, right?

-I have bad news.

The neighbor is dead.
Capucine is an orphan.

-We will take it here.

We are not with an ass close
in this house.

Forced laughter
-Very funny.

He's an elegant captain.

He took out the jacket.
Where is he going like this?

-He is going to have dinner with colleagues.

-Yes...

Colleagues, yes ...
He's laughing.

Lounge music

...

-It's okay ?
-Yes I'm fine.

-You seem a little stressed.

-Not at all.

-We take champagne?

-Of course.
-A bottle ?

-Of course.

She sighs.

Anyway, I love this place.

I find it simple, charming.

-Yes.
-Did you see the shells?

She nods.

That's wonderful.

She laughs.

-It is true.

-It looks like it's very good here.
The buffet is unlimited.

I came to spot before booking
to be sure.

-It's a very good choice.

(And in addition, it makes hotel.)

-Is that so ?

...

-Thank you.

-And when the hospital calls you
at 4 a.m.,

it's not to wish you
your birthday.

-Can I ask you a question ?

-Of course.

-How long has it been
Didn't you have dinner with a woman?

-Alone ?

-Yes, alone with a woman.

-10 years.

-Not even an adventure?

-No.

-Too bad,
you're still a handsome kid.

-Thank you.

And you ?

-Me, full of adventures.
I'm on dating sites

and I'm having fun.

Tchica boom, tchica boom

Tchica boom, tchica boom
He clears his throat.

I'm fine, I'm kidding.
It's just to see your head ...

She laughs.

Ah, finally a little smile.

So what do we do ?

Do we dance or take a room?

-Well ...

Latin music

...

-Oh I love !

-Oh, Captain Morales

in daddy's box!

I do not believe !

Dear madam, delighted.
Teddy Bardolino.

Nice to meet you.

-Viviane Flamand.

-Viviane Flamand, it's cute.

Tina!
You take care of Viviane, please!

I'm coming, I'm joining you.
Go ahead, little flamingo.

It's cute, all that.
Ouch ouch ouch.

The gendarmerie banquet
went well...

Rather well-dressed.

-Teddy, please.

Be ... Take it easy.

What if you could avoid
your moments of euphoria:

"Monsieur and Madame Machin",
you see ?

-Promised. I'm touched
that you came to see me.

Really. Come on, let's have a drink.

Tina! Here we go !
Hop, hop, hop!

Tchin.

Cheers, girls.

At the national gendarmerie
and at De Gaulle.

-Yes Yes.

-So.

Viviane, I have a very, very good one.

Sir and ...
-No no !

No no !

-Yes, André.
-But leave it.

-Viviane, she wants to laugh.

Monsieur and Madame Acoudre have a son.

Mr. and Mrs. Acoudre.

André.

André Acoudre.

-He is funny.

Come on, let's dance.
-No, I'm watching.

-But no, there is no observation.

We are not at the museum.
We're in a nightclub.

Tchica boom, tchica boom

...

Viviane is holding him back.

Slow music with Latin sounds

...

-We are going to dance !

Lively Latin music

...

Teddy imitates the donkey's cry.

...

Someone knocked.

-National Gendarmerie,
stand in there.

So !

How is my captain this morning?

Huh? So say,

when you are fat oily,
you don't pretend.

I prepared a small tray for you.

-What am I doing here ?

-Well, we brought you back.

It was better for the little one,
in the state you were in.

-What state was I in?

-Do you not remember?

-No, I don't remember.
What has happened ?

-You didn't want to leave anymore,
I had to take your car keys.

You called me my colonel

and you absolutely wanted me to go
at the grave of the Unknown Soldier with you.

Cherry on the cake,

you wanted to take pictures

with the bearded woman.

Hold.

They are pretty, right?

Look, it's you.

-And Viviane?
-What "Viviane"?

-Ah, but Viviane ...

You were away 30 min with her,
and after you told me:

"I dented it well in the Cactus,
she enjoyed it. "

-No ?
-Yes.

-I will no longer dare
go to the library.

-You will have to. She brought us back
and she left with the car.

-No, she kept the Cactus?

-She kept the Cactus.

André sighs.

-What is all this?

-That?

My memories, my meetings,
my trips.

Yeah, you see there?

It's June 1980, Corcovado.

The meeting with my first wife.

And then there.

New York City, Buenos Aires.

2002-2008.
Thanks to that, I was able to pay for the house.

Every object here,

it corresponds to a turning point in my life.
Anyway, short.

You know what, André?

When I come back with my wild beasts,
as you say...

In fact, I don't do much to them.

I bring them back to my caravan,

I ask them to point out an object
and I tell them his story.

-What's your life, Teddy?

-Oh, my life ...

It's the circus.

The Bardolino circus.

I was born here.

On this bed, in this caravan.
My mother had contractions,

my father was performing.
Fortunately, there was a doctor

in the room.

-What was he doing, father?

-Dad...

He did everything.

He was a clown that evening.

The first guy who held me
in his arms,

he is a clown.

We were going from city to city,
we were traveling all the time.

I have never been to school,
I was not so lucky.

My brother taught me
to read and write.

He even forced me
learn the dictionary by heart.

And then one day, the drama.

My dad let go
in full trapeze number.

Since then,

it makes...

50 years
I'm afraid of falling asleep at night.

It's like that.

-And shit ...

Damn, a brand new car.

Throat clearing

-Ah, my prince charming.

Are you coming for your car?

-Yes.

-However, I'm sorry,
I made a bad move.

It is difficult to drive
backwards.

-I saw, it's okay.

-Where did I put them?

Okay, sit down, because ...

Where are you ?

I had a wonderful evening.

You're a funny number
still.

Do not promise yourself, to you.

She continues to laugh.

Key rings

There you go, Captain Flame.

-Thank you.

-This gives rise to ... a littoralisation,

demographic concentration,
urban and port. Bam!

-S-H. Wesh wesh.

-Where does that come from?

-It's in the dictionary.

-So Google direct.

-Go, we go to math.

-But you're not funny.

-Doudou, you put the cart away.

Vegetables in the basket.

The cold cuts,

1st floor. Dairy products, below.
Come on, hop!

-The only solution, E2 = A.

-Here, hop! The sandwiches for you.

I don't want to see you before 8 p.m.
I lock.

-But papi!
What's wrong or what?

-The bin, the bin, the bin, first!

-Excuse me.

This is ... What is this?

She blows.
-Yes, mom, it's good.

Yes, I took everything.

Yes, I have my identity card.

Oh there, thank you, it's nice.

No, no, don't pass me dad.
He will stress me out. Kisses.

-Did you see the time?
In your place, I would be up

since a long time.

-No, but I dream.
-Do you have everything: eraser, pencil?

And the calculator. It is important.

-Grandpa !

It's philosophy.

Phi-lo.
No calculator required.

- Come on, it's 7 a.m. We get active.

Let's go.
Exclamation of opposition

-But it is good. The test is at 9 a.m.
We're not going to be there 1 hour before.

-Your grandfather is right.

We don't know what can happen
on the road.

-Do you have your identity card?

-But yes, I have it!
-Your calculator?

I'm sure you forgot it.

-Are you not going to get started too?
-André is a test of philosophy.

-You never know.

-I should have gone there in Ciao.

-That's it, so that you have
a road accident?

-Camille, stop with your stress.

Do you see us stressed?
No ! So check!

-You are in control!

She still won't explain to us
how we pass the bac!

-No, but it's not going!

Teddy's anguished sigh

-WESH WESH, NOURA.

-So ?
-No, I knew I shouldn't have.

-How does it "suck"?

A subject about lying,
that should have spoken to you.

-That's smart!
I stop, it's dead.

-No, let's continue.
What is next?

-English and eco sciences.
-What?

-English and eco sciences!

- Eco sciences, it's coefficient 7,
put everything on it.

-But I didn't do anything
on this matter!

You understand ? It's dead !
-Hey, talk to me differently! Oh !

And what do you say, André?

-I say :
"As we make our bed, we go to bed."

-We're well advanced with that.

I have a solution, come on.
-Which ?

-Viviane.
-What, Viviane?

-She gets out of the rectorate well?
-So what ?

-And then ... Viviane ...

The rectorship.

Laughing satisfied

-Ah, I see where you're coming from.
No way.

In Morales, there is "moral".
No no no.

-Here I am.

So you were passing by?
-Yes.

I was going to go shopping
to the library.

-And the little one, the philosophy,
how did that happen ?

-A disaster.
-Oh no...

Ah damn, no ...

But then your mission is in danger?
-Yes.

-It can catch up in eco sciences,
this is the largest coefficient.

- Neither,
she didn't do much.

- Well then, if it hasn't worked,
it's going to be very complicated.

-That's what I think.

Besides, I was not tender.

Then I thought about it and uh ...

Okay, if it concentrated
on 2-3 important subjects,

thoroughly ...

-Yes, good ... 2 days before the event,
it is the only method.

-At the same time, these 3 subjects, me ...

No matter how hard I think ...
No.

Unless...

-Unless what?

-Unless...

How can I tell you that? It's not ...

No need for lemongrass?

-Not at all.

-Because there are some.

- Please, captain, tell me.
He hesitates.

-You went well
by the rectorate?

You still have relationships there

who could...

-I don't understand, you ask me

to give you the subjects of the bac?
-Not at all.

Viviane,

it's immoral, it's no.

But...

(a trend...)

(-A trend ?)

(-Yes, a trend.)

-I'll have to convince me, captain.

-But yes.

He locks the car.

Well ... She didn't want to know.

-Hop, hop, hop!
Sit down, captain. Tell.

What do you mean "she didn't want to know"?
-Well ...

what do you want
let me tell you?

-You caught it like a handle!

I knew it,
and you took the time!

-Yes, but...
-So, what do we do now ?

We must choose 2 or 3 subjects.

-Me, personal ...

-You, personal, Paco,
take care of your potatoes.

It is a family affair.

-Every hour by car,
I thought about.

I have the intuition,

is that an intuition,
not a certainty,

but i have intuition
that it's going to revolve around China.

Here.

Sudden laugh
- "Around China".

-Affirmative.

-It's a bit sharp,
like intuition, right?

-Well, it's sharp, but ...

it's an intuition around China.

Teddy laughs.

- Around China.

Captain,
around China, and ...

Right around, right?

...

-I wonder.

Did you get your baccalaureate?

-Who ? Us?

-Yes, you.

-Well ...

Nasturtium's Braying

-Ah OK. I get it.

-No but
it was not the same era.

-Oh there, ouh there, no. It...

This is not the same era.

-Whore...

What are they doing?

- Go see on the Internet, you will know.
-No.

I'm too scared.

- Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

The little ones, sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

There, there, there, there.

Original horn

It's okay ?

What are you waiting for?

-You think you're funny ?

-Well yeah, I'm pretty funny.

Tell them, I don't have the courage.

-You got it!

-We got it? We got it!

Cheers

We got it! We got it!

We got it! We got it!

"The More I See You"
(Laura Casale)

...

-You should have passed it.

They give it to everyone.

-Oh yeah ?

-Go, bravo, girls!
To those who have the bac

and those who don't.
Huh, Dede?

They laugh.
Horn blows

-Who is it?
-Will see.

-Ah, you are back!

-Oh my dear.

-It's okay ?
-That's why you didn't answer.

-We weren't going to miss that!

Have you all lived here?

-Like a big family.

-16 in eco sciences.

I can't believe it.

-Sacred luck.

Huh, André?

-The Morales method is good.

-Do not take it badly,
dear stepson,

but it's also the Bardolino method.

I was there for logistics,
the organization ...

-I don't know what you did,
André,

but I find you radiant.

Yeah, another man.
-Thank you.

-Yeah, it must come from stays
at the library.

Nasturtium brait.

Ah, my daughter calls me.

No reason she shouldn't participate.

Come on, honey.

...

Laughs
-Go!

...
...

...

Long live the national gendarmerie!

...

Thanks for dropping me off, André.
I looked on the map,

La Baule is next to Saint-Nazaire.

We will be able to see each other more often,
everyday.

-I will need
to rest a little,

to recover my marks,
we’ll mostly do that.

-As you wish.

Here, meanwhile,

you burned the red light.

- You keep talking to me.
It's normal.

Whistle
Oh shit...

-Francis,

you check the license.

-But I tell you, I passed

with orange.
-Yes.

The car went orange.

But the trailer,
it went red.

What is it, by the way? Horse ?
-A donkey.

-We're dealing with comedians.

-Yes.

-You are not improving your situation ...

-OK.

Well, it gets complicated.

Your license is no longer valid.

-How "more valid"?

-14 speeding on the same speed camera,
the same night,

in 10 minutes, a month ago.

-If your friend does not have a permit,

the vehicle is immobilized.

-No, you're not going to block us.

We have the road, we have something else
what to wait here.

Here is my license,
and it is valid.

-But what is this permit?

-It's a Colombian license.

-Colombian?

-Yes.

-Well, good.

We're going to search the whole car.

You make the joke and the mule.
Especially the mule.

Nasturtium brait.
Happy music

...

...

Groovy music

...