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Hey, where is he?
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You're sleeping well, huh?
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Do we have to do this?
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Wake up. Hey.
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Here's your passport,
and here's the car key.
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- Enjoy your trip and have fun for us, too.
- Yes.
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You might be drunk
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but you can't use that as an excuse
to grab the stewardess' boobs, all right?
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- Let's go.
- What a bastard.
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- Later. Bye-bye.
- See you.
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- To Aey's house.
- Let's get wasted at Aey's house.
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Come on.
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- Wait.
- Let's go!
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Damn, I'm so handsome. Let's go.
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Back up.
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Honey, I'll get going now.
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Bye.
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Where's your passport? Don't forget it.
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It's here. Don't worry.
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See you.
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How about your money?
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I already put it in different places
like you told me to.
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Don't worry.
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Where's your gum?
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Why do I need that?
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To pop it into your ears
while you're on the plane.
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I will buy it inside.
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Don't worry. Meow is going with me.
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Just a second.
We're still waiting for one more person.
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What are you guys waiting for?
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We're going to miss the flight.
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DUMPED
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Hey, Puak. What the hell did you do?
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Why did you write that on my forehead?
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Girl, stop messing around.
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Why are you laughing?
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Stop laughing.
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You bastard.
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Meow, I'm serious, okay?
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- Yes.
- Jim can't find out.
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He must think that I'm going
to Korea with you, okay?
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Okay, my ass.
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My luggage is in Shin's car.
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I'm wearing the only underwear I have.
What will I do?
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Come on.
It's just for seven to eight days.
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Fine. I'll buy you makeup as a souvenir.
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Sweetie, why did you kick her seat?
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Can't you see you woke her up?
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You're so naughty.
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We have just landed
at Incheon International Airport in Seoul.
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The time here is two hours
ahead of Thailand.
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The temperature outside
is approximately 0 degree Celsius.
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Daddy.
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Follow me, please.
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This way.
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This way.
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Be careful.
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This way.
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Your outfit is adorable.
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After you.
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Let's go!
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Slowly get off the bus and come this way.
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Come closer. Closer, please.
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Ready? Let's shout together.
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One, two, three.
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- Kimchi!
- Kimchi!
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- Kimchi!
- Kimchi!
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That gentleman killed the pose.
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Come. Let's take a picture over there.
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Mister, can you take a picture for us?
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Sure. Of course.
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Okay. Are you ready?
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Okay…
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Are you ready? Okay.
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- One, two…
- Babe.
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- Yes.
- Are you sure about this pose?
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It's so lame.
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- Is this pose better?
- Oh, my god.
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- Are you crazy? What are you doing?
- Are you ready?
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You should bend your knees down a little.
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I want to see the roof in the back, too.
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All right, then.
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Actually, forget it.
Just take a half-body picture of us.
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A half-body picture?
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Again.
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- Okay.
- Smile.
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One, two, three.
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That was good.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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And now we are here
at the Coffee Prince Café.
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This is where Gong Yoo kissed
the main actress for the first time.
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It was very romantic.
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Let me see.
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Is there anyone pretending to be a boy
like the actress did in Coffee Prince?
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Here comes my coffee.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Finally, I get to taste it
from the very same cafe.
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Shit! It's hot!
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Here in Korea,
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if a couple comes up to Seoul Tower,
locks a lock together,
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and throws away the key,
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they believe that no one
can ever tear them apart.
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Are you ready?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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If you're ready,
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throw it now!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Hey, won't it hit
all those people down there?
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All right. Well…
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We better go
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to the Teddy Bear Museum downstairs.
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Let's go. Everybody, this way, please.
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And here is the location where the series
Princess Hours took place.
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This way, please.
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Babe, I hooked our locks together.
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We'll be together forever.
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Are you guys tired
from today's activities?
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- Not at all!
- Not at all!
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That's awesome.
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Tomorrow, we have to wake up early
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since we'll be going out of town.
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We have to wake up at six,
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eat at seven,
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and leave at eight.
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So remember this simple code…
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- Six, seven, eight!
- Six, seven, eight!
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What did you say?
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- Six, seven, eight!
- Six, seven, eight!
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Again!
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- Six, seven, eight!
- Six, seven, eight!
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Excellent!
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Give yourself a round of applause.
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Shit!
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What the fuck!
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What is this shit?
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How do you stop this?
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Stop!
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Here you go.
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Eat a lot.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Just eat it. Everything here is good.
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Just eat a lot.
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She just nods at everything I say.
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Our ingredients are healthy.
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What meat is this?
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Here.
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Look.
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It's this.
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What the fuck!
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Shit!
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I'm not eating it anymore.
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Shit.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Damn.
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Oh, shit!
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Shit. The bus is leaving soon.
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- Oh, my god.
- Hey.
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Hey! That's my jacket.
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Are you Thai?
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- Why didn't you say so?
- What?
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I have to go.
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00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,000
Hey, are you familiar with this hotel?
The Grand Ambassador.
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Yes, I just walked past it yesterday.
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How do I get there?
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It's not too far from here.
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When you walk out, turn right.
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You will see a fish-bread shop
on your left.
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Make another right.
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Walk into the subway station
and get out at Exit No. 3.
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Exit No. 3, all right?
If you get out at the wrong exit,
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I wouldn't be able to help you.
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Once you come up, then it's very easy.
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You'll find a sock stand
with celebrity faces on them.
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They're having a sale.
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Cross the street
and go straight then turn left.
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Make another right and you'll see it.
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Wow, were you born here
or is your husband Korean?
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- How can I remember all that?
- What?
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Look.
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Fish-bread, Exit No. 3, and socks on sale.
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It's not that difficult.
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Bread on sale, exit No.3, fish on socks.
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Fish-bread, Exit No. 3, socks…
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Stop. I won't remember all of that.
Take me there instead.
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Can you please hurry up?
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Are you Martha Stewart? Stop eating.
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How inconsiderate of you to do that.
You know I'm in a hurry.
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Why are you in such a hurry?
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We are here.
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All right. Is everyone already here?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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Are we missing anyone?
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- No, we're not!
- No, we're not!
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Since everyone is here,
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let's get our day started.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Hey, you!
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00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,320
Where are we?
It's like a castle from the dark ages.
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Here we are at the Grand…
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Embassy.
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She said your tour group
left two hours ago.
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How could that be?
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Yes, call her now.
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Knock, knock.
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Wake up, everybody.
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We are now heading
to Seoraksan National Park.
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Wait a minute.
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Hello.
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What? They can't come back for me?
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Why?
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They said
your tour is already in another town.
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They can come back to get you
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the day after tomorrow.
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What? What kind of service is this?
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Once I'm back home,
I will sue them and get my money back.
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I'll put them out of business.
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Damn it!
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Come back.
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Hey.
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You can just go sightseeing
around Seoul now.
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It's just two days. I'll get going then.
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Good luck.
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I…
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Why are you following me?
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I'm coming with you.
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This is your fault.
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If you took me to the right hotel,
I would be with my tour group.
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You're the one who asked for my help.
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00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,080
Why did you say you knew where my hotel is
when really you didn't?
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Won't you take any responsibility?
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- Do you want money?
- No.
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- Are you a con artist?
- What's wrong with you?
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What the heck?
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Hey.
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What's wrong with you?
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This is getting out of hand.
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Wait. Hey!
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What's wrong with you?
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Hey.
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Don't go. Wait for me.
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Damn it.
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No.
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Hey.
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Hey, wait for me!
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I'm not a thief. Please help me.
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What "no"? I haven't said a word to you.
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- Hey, we are both Thai.
- Get out.
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Just get out.
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- "Datka"? I don't get it.
- What?
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00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,320
Don't "What?" me.
I should be the one saying that to you.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Where are you taking me?
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Goodbye.
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Bye-bye.
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00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,040
Why did you apologize?
262
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I did nothing wrong.
They arrested me for no reason.
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Can I ask you something?
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Are you crazy or what?
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Why do you have to follow me like this?
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Well…
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- I don't want to eat dogs anymore.
- What?
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Well, I can't speak English.
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I don't know where to go,
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or how to order any food.
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Yesterday, I almost ate dog meat.
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It's my first time being abroad.
273
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,520
Let me tag along with you, please.
274
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,520
- I don't know anyone here.
- Stop talking.
275
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,640
Give my money back.
276
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,160
Gosh, it's just 1,000 won.
277
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,120
That's only 30 baht.
278
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,440
What is our itinerary for today?
279
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,800
I'm not your guide.
280
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,800
I will only let you tag along today
281
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,120
and I'll take you back in the evening.
Then we're done.
282
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,160
Do you understand?
283
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,080
Do you think I look like Michael Jackson?
284
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:25,880
So, are you traveling alone?
285
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,920
- Yes.
- Wow, so artist-like.
286
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,360
Why?
287
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
I am traveling alone, too.
288
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,320
You came on a tour by yourself?
289
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,640
Why? What's wrong with that?
290
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,280
You also came here alone.
291
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,120
Fine. Nothing's wrong with that.
292
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,240
What did you say?
293
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,320
Should we change seats?
294
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,000
I can't focus on my reading.
295
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,320
Let's switch.
296
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,200
Come sit here.
297
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,360
Have you got a name?
298
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:11,880
Why are you asking?
299
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,600
Do you like me?
300
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,400
Here.
301
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:28,800
Which one do you want?
302
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,960
No, thanks. I don't drink soda.
303
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,960
My boyfriend got one of those emails
304
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,720
that says if we put a coin
inside a soda can,
305
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,160
the coin will soon disappear.
306
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,160
- Really?
- Yes.
307
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,560
How come? Did someone take the coin?
308
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,800
Hey, you.
309
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,200
This island is called "Tsunami," right?
310
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,560
- It's "Nami."
- I see.
311
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,560
So is it not "Tsunami"?
312
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:29,720
Do you think that's so funny?
313
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,280
Well, actually, this island is nice.
314
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,760
This is better than where my tour took me.
315
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,760
They took me
to all these TV series locations.
316
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:41,680
How lame.
317
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,360
Wait for me.
318
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,080
Whose statues are they?
319
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,960
Are they the ones who own the island?
320
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,760
It's Bae Yong-joon.
321
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,960
Oh, my god.
322
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,000
Take it.
323
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,000
- Take a good one.
- One, two, three.
324
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:05,920
Here we go again.
325
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,240
Are they here because of a TV series?
326
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,880
Let's take a picture over there.
327
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,920
If there weren't any TV series in Korea,
would there be any tourists?
328
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,000
Oh, my god.
329
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,920
Oh, so she's also a big fanatic herself.
330
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:27,600
What are you doing?
331
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,560
You can go back to the hotel first.
I won't mind at all.
332
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,040
All right. I'm sorry.
333
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,120
Who is this guy?
334
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,960
- Bae Yong-joon.
- Bae Yong-joon?
335
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,360
He's good looking.
336
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:50,840
The only downside is…
337
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,800
his acting is a bit stiff.
338
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,600
See? It's so stiff.
339
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,200
Seriously,
340
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,920
I never understood
Korean TV fanatics like you.
341
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,000
Watching movies that make you cry
as if someone just died.
342
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,280
Stories of babies switched at birth
343
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,480
or people falling in love
after a few days of meeting.
344
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:22,080
Plots where women pretend to be men
but no one seems to notice.
345
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,560
And meeting some guy
who's actually a royal person.
346
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,760
That is from Taddao Bussaya.
347
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,120
Whatever. It's the same thing.
348
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,600
How can you watch
all those corny Korean TV series?
349
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,960
I think they're so over the top.
350
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,120
"Over the top"?
351
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,480
Don't you know the word "romantic"?
352
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,720
All women are like that.
353
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,200
They don't get the difference
between romantic and cheesy.
354
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,960
What if the main couple looks like them?
355
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,480
Would it still be romantic?
356
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,680
It has nothing to do with how they look.
357
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,480
Do you judge people from their appearance?
358
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,960
I find it cute how Korean couples
wear matching clothes.
359
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,880
They want people to know
that he nailed her.
360
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,240
Does it feel cool to be a jerk?
361
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,560
Move. You're in the way.
362
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,040
You're so mean.
363
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,480
Oh… Hello. I'm Bae Yong-joon,
364
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,200
the most romantic actor.
365
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,440
I love you all.
366
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,000
Oh, baby.
367
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,000
Please don't be mad.
It's just part of the job.
368
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:26,960
Sweetie.
369
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,960
Sweetie, do you want a picture with me?
370
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,040
No problem. Let me freshen up a little.
371
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,640
Make sure that everything is in order.
372
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,600
Oh, look. A nose hair.
373
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,000
Quite tasty.
374
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,360
Let's take a picture together.
375
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,600
One, two, three. I'm cute.
376
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,160
One, two, three. Click.
377
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,880
Please don't forget
378
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,960
that I love you all!
379
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,040
Hey, I just told you not to be upset.
You're getting mad again.
380
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,120
Oh, now I'm starting to fall
for myself, too.
381
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,320
Wow.
382
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,880
Gosh, he's so sexy.
383
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,360
I think I'm falling in love
with Bae Yong-joon now.
384
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,160
Let me nibble on your ear.
385
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,480
My timing was off.
386
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,320
Hey.
387
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,680
There is only one ticket left.
388
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,840
You can go back first.
I will give you directions.
389
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,960
Are you trying to ditch me?
390
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,880
No way, I'll wait for you here.
391
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:34,960
JIM
392
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,360
Well, well. She's got something to hide.
393
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,040
Hello, babe. How is it going?
394
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,760
What are you doing?
395
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,920
I'm about to watch a show with Meow.
396
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,360
Remember the show I've told you about?
397
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,960
There are so many people here.
398
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,680
I'm lucky that there was one
available ticket left.
399
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,520
Then what about Meow?
400
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,000
Didn't you say you were going with Meow?
401
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,800
Yes, but she already got her ticket
from the internet.
402
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,040
Why didn't you book it together?
403
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,640
I didn't think of that.
404
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,000
Babe, the show is about to start.
Wait a second.
405
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,120
Hey, Meow. Don't rush me, I'm coming.
406
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,800
Hello, babe. I have to go.
407
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,880
I have to hang up now.
408
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,200
Meow, wait up!
409
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,800
So am I Meow now?
410
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,760
Don't ask too many questions, okay?
411
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,120
Keep this for me.
412
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,120
I can't bring it inside.
413
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:44,920
What?
414
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
Hello, Goi. Can I talk to you?
415
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,440
Hey.
416
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,360
You missed a great show.
417
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,880
The show was really awesome.
418
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,360
In the beginning,
419
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,120
the main actor wore glasses like a nerd
but he was adorable.
420
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,400
When he took off his glasses,
421
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,360
he acted like he got electrocuted.
Like this.
422
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,240
Then, he became a playboy.
423
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,360
He flirted with everyone.
424
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,120
But it was so funny
when he got electrocuted.
425
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,160
What are you doing?
426
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,160
- It's not funny.
- It is.
427
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,560
He got electrocuted like this.
428
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,440
You're right. It's funny.
429
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,280
Give my camera back.
430
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,960
- What happened next? Don't stop.
- Forget it.
431
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,480
Oh, come on.
432
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,480
And at the very end,
the main actor climbed a wall
433
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,560
then did triple somersaults.
434
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,120
Like that.
435
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,520
They're just somersaults.
What's so cool about that?
436
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,240
You talk like you can do it.
437
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,480
Why can't I?
438
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,480
Why does it always have
to be you versus the world?
439
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,240
If you want to do something, just do it.
440
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,880
Nobody knows you here.
441
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,640
They are all Korean.
442
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,960
You know me and you're sitting here.
443
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,840
Do I really know you?
I don't even know your name.
444
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,160
It seems like the money you paid
for your flight was not well-spent.
445
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,800
We're not in our country.
446
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,280
We can do or say whatever we want
because no one would understand us.
447
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,400
Just watch me.
448
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,280
Mister.
449
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,520
Mister. Hello, mister.
450
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,480
Yes, you.
451
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,400
Come here, please.
452
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,560
He's so smiley.
453
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,480
Mister.
454
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,280
You know, your food really sucks.
455
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,040
Even a dog can't eat it.
456
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,480
Can you believe that it's so disgusting,
457
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,280
even a dog would throw up after eating it?
458
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,360
Did you serve me dog vomit?
459
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,720
Mister, you should pursue more
creative things, like polishing shoes.
460
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,640
Just don't be a cook anymore, please.
461
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,000
All right. You can leave now.
462
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,320
- Thank you.
- Sure.
463
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,280
Please wait a second.
464
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,560
This is good.
465
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,080
What kind of a man are you?
466
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,080
And what kind of a woman are you?
467
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,200
You lied to your boyfriend
about traveling alone.
468
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,120
That's my business.
469
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,720
Yes, you are right.
It's your own business.
470
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,880
Actually, whether you're here
to have an affair,
471
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,240
find a new guy,
or to have sex with someone,
472
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,200
it's none of my business.
473
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,760
An affair?
I'm here for my friend's wedding!
474
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,760
If your midget boyfriend
catches you lying,
475
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,040
- he would be really mad!
- How did you know that he was short…
476
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,320
- Small?
- Small?
477
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,280
Just small, huh?
478
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,560
Based on the picture,
it looked like he was sitting down.
479
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,520
Did you take a look at the pictures
in my camera?
480
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,880
- Yes.
- Don't you even know the word manners?
481
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,000
No wonder nobody wants you.
482
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,720
Hey, how could you say that?
483
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,760
Excuse me, but I do have a girlfriend.
484
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,960
Where is she, then?
485
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,040
- We broke up.
- Oh, does it hurt?
486
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,880
- Hurt? Hell, no!
- Come on.
487
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,160
At least, I'm not a control freak
like your half-pint boyfriend
488
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,520
who keeps calling to say "Hello, babe.
489
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,600
Please don't drink any soda.
490
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,040
It's very dangerous.
491
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,720
Recently, I dropped an iron in the soda,
492
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,000
and the whole thing disappeared! Damn.
493
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,920
- My shirts have been wrinkled for days."
- So what?
494
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,040
He's worried about me.
495
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,520
Sure, if you say so.
496
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,000
Shit, what the fuck is this?
497
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,400
I don't care if it's free.
498
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,720
Take it back. I'm not eating it.
499
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:40,520
No.
500
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,320
I'm not eating. It's not good, mister!
501
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,680
It's still alive.
502
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,080
Mister, just take it back. Mister!
503
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,040
- Mister!
- Hey.
504
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,200
Come on.
505
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,160
We're already in Korea.
You can't not eat it.
506
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,960
If you eat that,
507
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,680
I will drink a glass of Soju.
508
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,840
Oh, wow, one glass.
509
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,360
If I agree to eat this dancing octopus,
510
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,920
you must drink at least one bottle.
511
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,600
Deal! But you have to eat
the whole thing alive
512
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:13,800
from that tank.
513
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,840
Are you backing down?
514
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:19,600
What a pussy.
515
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,000
Pussy, pussy, pussy…
516
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,240
What? Do you hear a pussy?
517
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:26,840
Pussy…
518
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,440
Mister.
519
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,600
Get me one of those.
520
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,320
Wow, it looks like the one
from Pirates of the Caribbean.
521
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,920
Oh, my god.
522
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,880
It's so tasty,
even the flavor sticks to my mouth.
523
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,040
You're really something.
524
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,840
Ouch.
525
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,880
Shit, it hurts.
526
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,920
It hurts.
527
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,040
Now, it's your turn.
528
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,159
Bottoms up.
529
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,440
Holy shit!
530
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,760
Do you need to use the restroom?
Wait. I'm almost done peeing.
531
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,480
What?
532
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,440
What was that?
533
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,720
- Bastard!
- Hey.
534
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,920
- Asshole!
- Listen.
535
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,160
Pervert!
536
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:28,680
- Jerk!
- What's going on? Wait.
537
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,080
I didn't lay a hand on you.
538
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,960
Why am I dressed like this?
539
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,440
How should I know?
540
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,040
You were complaining
about how hot you were.
541
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,080
Then you started stripping.
542
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,560
That's not true.
543
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,280
- Jerk! You…
- I'm kidding.
544
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,320
How would I know what you did?
545
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,800
Maybe you fell asleep
when you're about to shower.
546
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,560
Seeing how that shower cap
is on your head.
547
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,600
Last night was such a blast, huh?
548
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,640
Catwoman.
549
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,120
- Faster.
- Sure.
550
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,400
Hey, faster!
551
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,200
Be sexier.
552
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,760
- Sexy.
- Be sexier.
553
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,840
Are those elephant ears?
554
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,880
They are huge.
555
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,960
I'm pretty, right?
556
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,720
- Look.
- Damn.
557
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:19,680
I'm screwed.
558
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,800
If Jim sees this, I'll be dead meat.
559
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,480
JIM 107 MISSED CALLS
560
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,600
Whoa! You got 107 missed calls from Jim.
561
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,680
You better call him back now,
maybe somebody died.
562
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,360
If anyone is going to die, it will be me.
563
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,560
Is your boyfriend psychotic or something?
564
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,400
Shit!
565
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,640
Hello, babe. What's up?
566
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,680
Why didn't you pick up my calls?
567
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,400
Oh, it was on silent so I didn't hear it.
568
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:03,960
Were you drinking?
569
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,960
No, I wasn't.
570
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,760
Are you sure?
571
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,360
Well, Meow invited me
572
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,240
so I just drank a little to be polite.
573
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,880
Meow, huh?
574
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,480
So did Meow telepathically
invite you from Thailand?
575
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,880
I just met Meow yesterday at Central Mall.
576
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,760
Which branch?
577
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,120
Don't change the subject.
578
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,040
Do you think I'm dumb?
579
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,520
Why did you lie to me?
580
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,440
It's not like that.
581
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,680
I just wanted to attend Min Ah's wedding.
582
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,440
And no one was free to come with me.
583
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,880
So you had to lie to me?
584
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,960
- I'm sorry.
- And this stupid wedding,
585
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,200
is it that important?
586
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,080
They can still get married without you.
587
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,240
See?
588
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,440
If I honestly told you,
589
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,560
you wouldn't have let me come here.
590
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,160
So it's my fault?
591
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,160
You have to find a flight back.
592
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,160
The earliest one you can find.
593
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,840
Calm down, babe.
594
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,280
- Hey.
-I…
595
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,040
I'm telling you to come back
but you won't.
596
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,000
Are you with someone?
597
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,440
You're going too far now.
598
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,000
Please calm down.
599
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,440
- It's actually0
- Aren't we speaking the same language?
600
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,360
I said, come back now.
If you don't, we are over!
601
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,360
Over?
602
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,680
Will you break up with me
603
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,200
over such a small thing?
604
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,360
What's wrong now?
605
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,080
You can't think of any more lies, huh?
606
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,320
I'm so sick and tired of taking care
of an idiotic woman like you.
607
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,320
How stupid.
You bring me problems every day.
608
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,200
You are the stupidest
609
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,200
and the most boring girl
I have ever dated!
610
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,520
Fine. I'm so damn bored of you, too!
611
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,240
Do you know why I had to lie?
612
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,040
Because I'm with a brainless,
psychotic guy like you.
613
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,240
Let's break up. Watch me.
614
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,320
From now on, I will drink a ton of Pepsi.
615
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,600
I will watch Korean series all night long.
I will walk around Korea wearing a bikini.
616
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,560
I will be slutty now!
617
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,600
You, fucking dwarf!
618
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,120
Psychopath!
619
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,600
I'm not your slave!
620
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,400
- That's good. Just let it all out.
- Watch me!
621
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,440
I will wear high heels every day!
622
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,800
That's good. I will wear them with you!
623
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,480
But I'm not sure about the size.
624
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,600
Bottoms up! Bottoms up! Bottoms up!
625
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:17,680
Wow!
626
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,360
Oh, my god.
627
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,800
Hold on.
628
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,440
- Wait.
- What?
629
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,760
- What?
- I'm tired.
630
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:50,080
It's beautiful.
631
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:51,600
Yes, it is.
632
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,040
Are you really
going to lay down like that?
633
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,600
Do you think these are the same stars
we see in Bangkok?
634
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,720
I'm not sure.
635
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,080
I guess not.
636
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,240
Why? Do you miss Bangkok?
637
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,200
If you caught your girlfriend
lying to you, would you break up with her?
638
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,160
How do you want me to answer?
639
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,280
Girls are hard to understand.
640
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,320
If I say the wrong thing,
641
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,760
you'll be mad at me.
642
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
- It's not that difficult.
- Sure.
643
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,880
Have you ever listened
to Parn Thanaporn's song?
644
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,520
- Parn Thanaporn?
- Yes.
645
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,720
She has this one song
that is extremely deep.
646
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,040
It goes like this.
647
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,280
"Women don't like watching soccer
648
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,560
but they will watch it
to keep men company.
649
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:49,440
Some might not know how to wear makeup
but they'll still put on a little blush."
650
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:52,800
Hang on.
651
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,680
- What's wrong?
- I feel like puking.
652
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,400
Hey.
653
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,720
You kicked me pretty hard.
654
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,360
You should go back and talk to him nicely.
655
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:07,680
Everything will be okay.
656
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,160
Have you ever seen snow?
657
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:16,640
How could I?
658
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,120
The farthest I had been
was the casino in Poipet.
659
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,960
If you saw real snow for the first time,
what would you do?
660
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:24,920
Eat it.
661
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,160
Actually, no.
662
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,200
I would spell my name out with my pee.
663
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,120
Isn't that cool?
664
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,280
What about you?
665
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,320
I want to get naked in the snow.
666
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,160
I want to know how cold it can be.
667
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,040
Whoa, that's R-rated!
668
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,360
I once told Jim about this before.
669
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:58,480
He said
670
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,320
that I was being ridiculous.
671
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,800
Hey, your group tour is here.
672
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,720
You're right.
673
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:47,920
Hey.
674
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,440
We still don't know each other's names.
675
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:51,840
That's right.
676
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,840
So what's your name?
677
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,040
I won't tell you.
678
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,320
So when you go back, you can't gossip
679
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,960
about all the crazy things I have done.
680
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,160
For real?
681
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:04,800
All right, then.
682
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,720
I have to go.
683
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:08,800
It was nice knowing you.
684
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,360
Actually, no.
685
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,280
It was nice not knowing you.
686
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:19,240
Nice not knowing you, too.
687
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,440
Please give a round of applause
for the return of our group member.
688
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,960
How's everyone? We're now back to Seoul.
689
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,880
The weather is a lot warmer, right?
690
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,560
Unlike the ski slope yesterday.
What was it?
691
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,760
It was freezing cold.
692
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:12,880
It was, wasn't it?
693
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,320
Luckily,
694
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,040
this year's April
still has snow left for us to enjoy.
695
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,760
Okay, let's do this.
696
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,920
Who saw their first snow on this trip?
Raise your hand.
697
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,360
Very nice.
698
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,560
How was it?
699
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,720
- It was cold.
- Wow.
700
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:45,520
Hey.
701
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:49,880
Did you forget something?
702
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:51,840
No.
703
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,320
I've been told that It's still snowing.
704
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,800
Both of us have never seen snow, right?
705
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,280
Shall we see them?
706
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,280
Let's go!
707
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,560
GO BY THE BOOK
708
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,320
So, what's your name?
709
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:44,280
You can tell me now.
710
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,360
Give it a guess.
711
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,840
All right.
712
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,080
I think someone like you should be named
713
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:58,880
"May."
714
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,400
- Why?
- May the drunkenness be with you.
715
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,840
What kind of girl gets drunk
and suddenly bends his back?
716
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,440
Is that the best you've got?
717
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,520
That really hurts.
718
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,760
Then, your name must be
719
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,040
- "John."
- Why?
720
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,040
- Do I look Caucasian?
- John-doe.
721
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,960
What kind of crazy person
sleeps on the street like a dog?
722
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,120
Oh, a dog.
723
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,480
That's very creative.
724
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:29,960
I think it's better
725
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,320
that we don't know each other's names.
726
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,360
Why?
727
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,240
Didn't you say
728
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,560
that we can do anything here?
729
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,640
Nobody knows us.
730
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,560
- So what?
- If we knew each other,
731
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,400
we would have to care
732
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,440
about each other's feelings.
733
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,880
For example, if you were my friend
734
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,720
I wouldn't dare speak my mind
like I just did.
735
00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:52,240
I see.
736
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,120
So that means I can say whatever I want
and you won't get mad.
737
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,440
- That's right.
- You have a mustache,
738
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,080
donkey ears, flat chest,
739
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,160
thick body, short legs, huge butt,
740
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:03,880
dirty elbows, ashy knees, and monkey face.
741
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:05,760
I'm not mad.
742
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,240
You have a dog's brain. You're dumb.
743
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,480
All your relatives must be dead.
744
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,440
Are you mad at me now?
745
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,720
- I'm not.
- All right.
746
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,400
It is fun.
747
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,200
Fuck you.
748
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,040
Hey, gosh!
749
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,240
Oh, my god.
750
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:38,560
Gosh!
751
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,680
Will we be all right?
752
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:00,560
COMPOUND VENDING MACHINE
753
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:01,640
FOR ADULT GOODS
754
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,400
Here's your room.
755
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:11,640
Right.
756
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,760
Okay, okay.
757
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:20,080
These?
758
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,040
- No.
- No.
759
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:22,560
These ones?
760
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,760
Like that.
761
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,560
- I…
- Stay quiet. I'll do the talking.
762
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,560
Two keys.
763
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,800
- Click.
- I see.
764
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:36,760
- Yes.
- Click.
765
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,440
Do you mean these?
766
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,800
You know what?
We'll sleep in the same room.
767
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,960
The bed here is very wide.
768
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,480
Yes.
769
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,720
But it's too short.
770
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,840
Should I just sleep on the floor?
771
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,120
Are you sure?
772
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,000
I don't want to be unfair.
773
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,560
Please be. I'm out of here.
774
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,360
It's insane that they only have
one room left.
775
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:20,880
Is it Valentine's Day or what?
776
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,240
Everyone just wants to screw here.
777
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,000
Can I ask you something?
778
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,880
- What is it?
- How many girlfriends have you had?
779
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,200
- Why are you asking?
- I'm just curious.
780
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:38,600
Well…
781
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:41,400
- Three.
- I see.
782
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,240
What about you? Jim must be your first.
783
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,120
My first love
784
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,480
- was nothing like Jim.
- How so?
785
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,240
- It was a girl.
- What?
786
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,360
My mom doesn't even know about this.
787
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,880
I was in an all-girl school, right?
788
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,440
My hair was short.
789
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,320
Then this girl became obsessed over me.
790
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,000
So I gave it a try.
791
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,800
So what have you tried?
792
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,880
Pervert! I tried being with a girl.
793
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:08,720
Whoa! As in with her?
794
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,880
- In every position?
- I only dated her.
795
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,680
When I was in 9th grade,
I used to date this girl.
796
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,800
We met at a tutorial school.
She was really sexy.
797
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,160
She always wore spaghetti straps to class.
798
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,760
But when we got on the bus,
799
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,320
she held the rail,
800
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:26,680
her armpit hair was this long.
801
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,920
When the wind blew,
it fluttered in the air.
802
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,440
Oh, my god. I couldn't take it.
So I broke up with her.
803
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,320
It was the grossest break up ever.
804
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,760
It's better than doing it over the phone.
805
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,720
And being away like this,
806
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,560
there's no one to talk to either.
807
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,840
If I were in Bangkok, I could at least
talk to DJ Aoy and Chod.
808
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,760
- Who?
- DJ Aoy and Chod from Club Friday.
809
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,480
Have you listened to them?
810
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,240
People call them for advice about love.
811
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,000
How can a DJ help you?
812
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:02,880
They'll just say anything.
813
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,960
They'll just get paid and go home.
814
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,040
Some things are easier
to share with a stranger.
815
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,400
Really? What did you tell them?
816
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,160
Don't laugh, okay?
817
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,320
Sure.
818
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,880
A while back,
819
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,760
Jim was really into detoxification.
820
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,600
So he forced me to do it, too.
821
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:29,840
And that means…
822
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,320
I had to have an enema.
823
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,360
I didn't understand
824
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,040
why he wanted me
to have an enema that badly.
825
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,080
- And did you?
- Of course.
826
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:43,760
So I called the DJs
827
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:45,920
thinking he might have been psychotic.
828
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,280
That's enough about me.
Tell me your story.
829
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,200
- About what?
- About your girlfriend.
830
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,120
How did you break up?
831
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,160
It was nothing special.
832
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,800
- It was just a normal break up.
- Don't be like that.
833
00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:59,720
I told you so much about me.
834
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:01,680
Do you really want to know?
835
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,400
I…
836
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:11,280
got her pregnant.
837
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:18,160
I wasn't ready, then.
838
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,480
So, I…
839
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:30,600
told her to get an abortion.
840
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,640
But she wouldn't do it.
841
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,440
So I pushed her down the stairs
842
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:41,880
hoping the baby would die.
843
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:43,560
But it turned out
844
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:48,960
they both died.
845
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:08,000
Gotcha!
846
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:11,760
Did I get you?
847
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,600
I'm just kidding.
848
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:17,880
Don't be so serious.
849
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:21,320
How could you joke about stuff like that?
850
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,120
I had two abortions.
851
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,040
Those were the saddest times of my life.
852
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:44,880
Every night,
853
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:47,560
I still have nightmares.
854
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,680
- Gotcha!
- Yes.
855
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:01,880
Gotcha.
856
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,440
Okay.
857
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:16,640
Min Ah.
858
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:21,280
Are you sure?
859
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,880
She didn't invite me.
860
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:24,680
It's fine. I invited you.
861
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,320
Well, Min Ah.
862
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,040
There they are.
863
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:39,480
- Yes.
- I see.
864
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,040
- Hello.
- Hello.
865
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,800
Hello.
866
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:09,840
Darng?
867
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:11,840
- Darng?
- Darng.
868
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,160
Here. Have some Soju.
869
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,440
Your hand.
870
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:49,960
How do I explain this?
871
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,560
Ta-da. Dinner is served.
872
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:17,960
It's the black bean noodles.
873
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:20,640
- Here.
- Thank you.
874
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,520
Jajangmyeon.
875
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,000
- Try eating it.
- Try it.
876
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,520
I just handed her the ingredients.
877
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,960
Well, that's what I thought.
878
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:53,200
Everything is delicious.
879
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,320
- Yes.
- Yes, Dae Jang-geum.
880
01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,880
He knows Dae Jang-geum.
881
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,240
- Nichkhun?
- Yes.
882
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:09,360
From 2PM, right?
883
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,560
Thailand. Tony Jaa.
884
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,280
"Where's my elephant?"
885
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,120
"Where's my elephant?"
886
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:41,680
- Oh, no.
- Oh, my god.
887
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:42,720
Look at her go.
888
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,160
Put your hands down.
889
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:14,320
Where's
890
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,040
Min Ah?
891
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,480
She's sleeping.
892
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,920
She wants to look pretty tomorrow.
893
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,920
Have you known Min Ah for a long time?
894
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:35,120
No, I just met her last New Year.
895
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:36,960
You guys seem very close.
896
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:43,560
At that time, I went to try
the Fish Pedicures in Chiang Mai.
897
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,840
Min Ah was sitting next to me.
898
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,240
She started making
this really weird noise loudly.
899
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,560
Everyone was looking at her.
900
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:50,680
What kind of noise?
901
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:52,640
Like…
902
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,640
- Like that. Yeah.
- Really?
903
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,200
If she could moan like that,
she doesn't need to get married anymore.
904
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,920
Just buy those fish and call it a night.
905
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,000
Have you ever read the book Doing Fish?
906
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:09,960
Is there one?
907
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:11,720
Oh, my god.
908
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:16,760
Min Ah is a very lovely person.
909
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:18,400
- Yes.
- She's very talkative.
910
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,680
We talked through email since then.
911
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,280
You easily make friends, don't you?
912
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,160
Hey, have you ever felt
913
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:28,280
really close
914
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:32,240
to somebody that you just met?
915
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:33,920
You can talk about anything.
916
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:42,480
Yes.
917
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:46,760
You know what?
918
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,840
I was in Chiang Mai last New Year, too.
919
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,440
- Which area?
- Around Nimman road.
920
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:52,400
Nimman. Did you go with friends?
921
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,360
- No.
- Who did you go with?
922
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:55,480
I went with Goi.
923
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,160
She's my ex-girlfriend.
924
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:19,160
If you don't walk to talk about her,
it's okay.
925
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:21,360
I'll go to bed now.
926
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:22,280
Okay.
927
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,680
Hey, can I borrow your phone?
928
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:35,920
Sure.
929
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,400
Hello.
930
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:57,480
Here.
931
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:00,880
- She didn't pick up?
- She did.
932
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:03,240
But she won't talk to me.
933
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:22,760
Do you want to call DJ Aoy and Chod?
934
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,280
They might be able to help.
935
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,280
What?
936
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,280
It works.
937
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:29,760
I'll call them for you.
938
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,160
Hello. Are you DJ Aoy and Chod?
Just a second.
939
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:43,960
- Here.
- What the hell?
940
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,040
Hurry up.
941
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:46,720
It's a long-distance call.
942
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:47,840
Hurry.
943
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,920
Hello.
944
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:00,240
What's your name?
945
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,320
Your name is Darng.
946
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:09,120
How can we help with your problem today?
947
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,040
What are you doing?
948
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:15,040
Please speak up. You're now on air.
949
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:16,560
Hello.
950
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,240
Hello, are you still there? Hello?
951
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:24,240
Please turn down your radio volume
and just listen from your phone.
952
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,600
- Hello, are you still there?
- Fine.
953
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,200
Well…
954
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,520
I dated this girl for eight years
and she dumped me.
955
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:38,960
Can you help me with anything?
956
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:40,400
I see.
957
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,480
Maybe we can,
958
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:44,880
if you stop being such a pain in the ass.
959
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:48,640
And did she tell you
why she wanted to break up with you?
960
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:53,200
Well…
961
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:57,040
She wanted to get married
but I didn't want to.
962
01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:59,120
I see.
963
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:01,520
Why not?
964
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,640
Why didn't you want to get married?
965
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,840
- Don't you love her anymore?
- It has nothing to do with love.
966
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:09,760
People get married
and get divorced all the time.
967
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,920
Weddings don't guarantee love.
968
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,960
- She had no right to break up with me.
- I see.
969
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,600
Firstly, Darng,
970
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,760
you must not yell at us
971
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,640
because it scares us.
972
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:24,200
So which one are you? DJ Aoy or DJ Chod?
973
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,560
So what's really the problem here?
974
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:31,920
Well…
975
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,640
Will someone like me ever get married?
976
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:37,360
How can I take care of anyone?
977
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:40,960
I can't even wipe and clean my own ass.
978
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,320
- It's just a metaphor.
- Oh, I see.
979
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,640
Well, Darng.
980
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:54,440
You were the one who chose
not to get married, right?
981
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,280
So why are you still calling her?
982
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:03,120
Well…
983
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,480
Nothing. I just feel like calling her.
984
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,400
You just feel like calling her.
985
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:12,880
You know, we're not in third grade
anymore.
986
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:20,120
No answer?
987
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:23,640
For our listeners out there,
send us a text to guess what he did.
988
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:26,120
Press 1, Darng called to get her back.
989
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,080
Press 2, Darng called to curse at her mom.
990
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,040
I'm done with this game.
991
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:33,240
This isn't helping at all.
992
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:36,359
Because you didn't speak frankly,
993
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:38,319
DJ Aoy and Chod couldn't help you.
994
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,720
You couldn't give her what she wanted
so she broke up with you.
995
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:46,040
That's fair enough.
996
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,520
What else do you want from her?
997
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:49,720
Just let her go.
998
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,160
Stop calling her already.
999
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:53,880
I can't do that.
1000
01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:00,479
I haven't got the chance to tell her
that I want to marry her now.
1001
01:09:01,279 --> 01:09:02,319
Hey! Are you for real?
1002
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,240
What happened to DJ Aoy and Chod?
1003
01:09:10,399 --> 01:09:11,920
Well, Darng.
1004
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,359
You're planning to propose to her.
1005
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:16,880
Does this mean you know
how to clean your ass now?
1006
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:19,640
I still don't know how,
1007
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,120
- but I will try.
- Wow.
1008
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:27,319
You can be romantic, too.
1009
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,200
So what if I'm romantic?
1010
01:09:32,359 --> 01:09:33,880
She won't even speak to me.
1011
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:46,920
If she doesn't want to talk,
then just write to her.
1012
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:47,920
Write to her.
1013
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:50,040
She will be so happy when she finds out.
1014
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,480
TO GOI
1015
01:09:57,560 --> 01:09:59,360
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
1016
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,360
Hey, should I buy this
as a wedding present for Min Ah?
1017
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:24,680
You're going to buy a Korean souvenir
for a Korean.
1018
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,360
I don't know what to get her.
1019
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:30,600
This is hard.
1020
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:39,360
Gosh, he came to haunt us here, too.
1021
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,520
I will change it when I get back.
1022
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:07,200
I'll get going then.
1023
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:15,640
Who were they?
1024
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:19,560
My friends.
1025
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,600
Min Ah looks so happy.
1026
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:49,560
Goi probably feels the same.
1027
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:53,800
She's marrying someone else.
1028
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:00,320
- Four.
- Four.
1029
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:03,480
- Five.
- Five.
1030
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,640
- Six.
- Six.
1031
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:09,680
- Seven.
- Seven.
1032
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,360
Oh, no.
1033
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,040
You can't even do that? Come on.
1034
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:23,960
Come on, man!
1035
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,080
It's okay if you can't do it.
1036
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:29,240
- What?
- Come back.
1037
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:31,600
- Come out.
- More.
1038
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:35,040
More.
1039
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:37,480
Come here.
1040
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:42,960
Come out.
1041
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,200
Come out.
1042
01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:46,360
I said more!
1043
01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:47,960
- Come with me. I'm sorry.
- More!
1044
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:49,040
Come with me.
1045
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:51,840
I just wanted him to carry her some more.
1046
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,800
- Is that the best you've got?
- Hey.
1047
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,280
- Come on, man.
- Calm down.
1048
01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:58,600
It might not be true.
1049
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:02,880
- Should you call her again?
- Can you stay out of this?
1050
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:06,760
Didn't you see what happened?
1051
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:09,840
You told me to write to her and propose.
1052
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,760
Now she's marrying someone else.
1053
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:13,400
How romantic is that?
1054
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:50,480
Damn it!
1055
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,600
Are you out of money?
1056
01:14:58,080 --> 01:14:58,960
Use this.
1057
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:19,200
Not the silent treatment, please.
1058
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,840
I would rather have you yell at me.
1059
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:29,120
It's not your fault.
1060
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:31,840
She'll get married anyway.
1061
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:42,720
I'm such an idiot.
1062
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:48,320
We broke up a while ago
but I still had hope.
1063
01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:52,280
You know,
1064
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:56,040
we bought this tour together
before we broke up.
1065
01:15:59,080 --> 01:15:59,920
I came here
1066
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:02,680
hoping that she might come.
1067
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:08,880
Who on earth would come?
1068
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,200
I'm so damn stupid.
1069
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:15,800
You know,
1070
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,320
brokenhearted people
always do stupid things.
1071
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:22,400
Look at me,
I yelled out loud at the bridge.
1072
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,680
This damn machine keeps taking my money.
1073
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:37,120
I just can't win.
1074
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:48,440
What is that granny so happy about?
1075
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:50,840
This's probably her first win ever.
1076
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:56,560
- I'm done. This is boring.
- Hey, wait.
1077
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:02,560
That 10,000 bill was mine, you know.
1078
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,360
Shouldn't you get it back for me?
1079
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:10,000
Slots are for old people.
1080
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,200
The real fun is over there, shall we?
1081
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:19,120
Will it be black or red?
1082
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:21,680
If I knew, I would be rich already.
1083
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,040
I bet black.
1084
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:26,000
Come on, black.
1085
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:27,600
- Black!
- Black!
1086
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:31,040
Black, black, black.
1087
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:41,480
It's okay.
1088
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:43,040
Let's try again. Which color this time?
1089
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:46,200
- Red.
- Are you sure?
1090
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:47,120
I'm sure.
1091
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:49,440
Red!
1092
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,680
- Come on, red.
- Red.
1093
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,080
- Red!
- No.
1094
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,040
Red. Red. Red.
1095
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:11,120
I told you. We should have just quit.
1096
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:14,000
Look. Now all the chips are gone.
1097
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:14,920
Hey.
1098
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,240
No one can lose forever.
1099
01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:18,360
We will eventually win.
1100
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:19,960
Black or red?
1101
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:21,320
I'm done.
1102
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:24,280
Come on. One more round.
1103
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:26,640
One more round. Black or red?
1104
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:30,040
- Red.
- Red?
1105
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:33,320
- Red.
- What?
1106
01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:36,120
- Are you nuts?
- This is how you do it.
1107
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:37,200
We'll get back our loss.
1108
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:54,160
- No.
- Trust me or we'll be screwed.
1109
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:01,800
You can't be that unlucky.
1110
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:11,800
No more bets.
1111
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:23,560
It's clear now.
1112
01:19:24,440 --> 01:19:25,680
You are that unlucky.
1113
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:29,440
Come on. We're broke.
1114
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:30,720
Let's sleep.
1115
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,440
- What's going on?
- I won!
1116
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:43,960
Where did you get the chips from?
1117
01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:45,320
This man gave them to me.
1118
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,040
He said he kept betting
against me and won.
1119
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:47,960
So he gave me some.
1120
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:49,840
- Really? How much did you get?
- Look.
1121
01:19:52,440 --> 01:19:54,320
Did you bet on zero?
1122
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:55,240
Yes.
1123
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,440
That's 36 times! 36 times!
1124
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:03,000
- 3.6 million?
- It's 3.6 million!
1125
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:05,200
- It's 3.6 million!
- It's 3.6 million!
1126
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:07,720
It's 3.6 million!
1127
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:12,200
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1128
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:22,640
What's that?
1129
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:27,400
Oh, man.
1130
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,560
I forgot to exchange one.
1131
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:30,680
I'll cash it for you.
1132
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,640
You can keep it as a souvenir.
1133
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:38,720
It's just chump change.
1134
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,840
Now that I am so rich.
1135
01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:48,600
- I'll buy a diamond ring with this.
- I see.
1136
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:50,720
I'll buy a new house with this.
1137
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:52,560
I'll buy Nami Island with this.
1138
01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:54,320
I will buy everything.
1139
01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:57,280
It's just around 100,000 baht.
You can't buy all that.
1140
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:00,800
Just let me dream, will you?
1141
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:05,800
I've always wanted to spend money
like a millionaire.
1142
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:08,240
I was wondering
how it feels like to be one.
1143
01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:11,560
Me too.
1144
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:13,320
I wondered about it too.
1145
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:21,160
Once in a lifetime, right?
1146
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:22,640
- Shall we?
- Shall we?
1147
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:24,320
- Shall we?
- Shall we?
1148
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,240
We shall!
1149
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:38,720
I'm rich!
1150
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:14,880
I don't understand a thing
but it sounds romantic.
1151
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:17,040
I think it's so-so.
1152
01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:19,120
It's not that great.
1153
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:31,600
What is it?
1154
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:42,160
Did you know that
I once became a part of a movie?
1155
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:43,720
Really?
1156
01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:45,120
Just an extra.
1157
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:46,760
I stood next to the main actor, though.
1158
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:48,640
Which movie? Is it a famous one?
1159
01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:50,440
Have I seen it?
1160
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:53,160
Do you not recognize me?
1161
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:28,080
No.
1162
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:30,880
You've never seen it, then.
1163
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,760
Or maybe you just can't remember.
1164
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:36,440
Give me a hint.
1165
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,400
You were just an extra.
How can anyone remember?
1166
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:41,960
Sure, I was just a supporting role.
1167
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,280
I wasn't the main actress.
1168
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:50,600
Do you want to try being one?
1169
01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:02,120
Hey.
1170
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:08,440
- What?
- We're almost there.
1171
01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:11,640
Okay. We're here.
1172
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:13,960
We are here.
1173
01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:24,120
It's Bae Yong-joon!
1174
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:25,800
It's Bae Yong-joon!
1175
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:31,760
He's a waiter at the hotel.
1176
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:34,720
He looks like him so I hired him.
1177
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:36,400
- You're crazy!
- Hey.
1178
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:38,600
I thought it was really him.
1179
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:41,000
Gosh, I wouldn't have the money
to hire the real one.
1180
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:43,760
They look alike, right?
1181
01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:46,280
Ta-da!
1182
01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:51,520
A special menu for the new rising star.
1183
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:54,760
Look.
1184
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:55,960
Wow.
1185
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:05,760
Bae Yong-joon is in the house.
1186
01:25:11,480 --> 01:25:14,560
Hey, have we met before?
1187
01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:19,280
Yes, at Hanami Island.
1188
01:25:19,440 --> 01:25:22,120
Oh, that's right.
1189
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:25,600
You're the shady supporting actress
from Thailand
1190
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:27,800
who followed me all the way here to Korea.
1191
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:30,880
You became a lead actress now, huh?
1192
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,240
Did you use your boobs to get here?
1193
01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:35,680
My boobs aren't big enough
to get me anywhere.
1194
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:37,720
I would rather be a supporting actress.
1195
01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:39,400
It's unbelievable
1196
01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:43,040
that we both met each other here.
1197
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:45,040
I didn't want to meet you that badly.
1198
01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:46,960
Oh, please.
1199
01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:48,320
You didn't want to?
1200
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:50,480
You peed your pants when you saw me.
1201
01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:57,760
You like this joke, huh?
1202
01:25:57,840 --> 01:25:59,520
You're laughing hard.
1203
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:00,600
You can't stop laughing.
1204
01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:01,760
You're speechless, aren't you?
1205
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:04,880
Well, I'm just a supporting actress.
I have no lines.
1206
01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:06,200
Come on.
1207
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:08,000
Don't be sad.
1208
01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:10,120
You might be a supporting actress,
1209
01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:13,160
but you're the cutest one there.
1210
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:26,080
What are you doing?
1211
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:38,280
Be careful.
1212
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,880
Don't push me. I'll fall.
1213
01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:46,200
Help me up.
1214
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:16,880
Oh, no.
1215
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:30,880
- One, two, three.
- One, two, three.
1216
01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:43,560
No peeking!
1217
01:27:43,720 --> 01:27:45,440
Nobody wants to look at you!
1218
01:27:53,840 --> 01:27:55,840
It's so cold.
1219
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:02,040
Oh, my god.
1220
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,160
It's fucking cold.
1221
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:06,280
How cold is it?
1222
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:08,960
Unimaginably cold!
1223
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:19,840
- Are you happy now?
- It was freezing.
1224
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:27,720
What was that?
1225
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:29,640
You wanted to taste it, didn't you?
1226
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:33,800
You're no joke.
1227
01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:36,680
Was it tasty?
1228
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,120
It was salty.
1229
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:44,600
It's so cold.
1230
01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:00,760
By the way,
1231
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:04,760
I changed my flight
so we could go back together.
1232
01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:07,760
Really? That's good.
1233
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:16,560
Dead air, huh?
1234
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:36,600
We made a deal to speak honestly
about everything, right?
1235
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:40,560
Yes.
1236
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:48,120
Do you like me?
1237
01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:53,440
Of course.
1238
01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:02,280
I mean, do you like me as a girlfriend?
1239
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:09,840
Well…
1240
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:15,840
I'm not sure.
1241
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:23,520
Thanks for being honest.
1242
01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:47,400
I feel good toward you.
1243
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:49,520
But
1244
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:52,800
I…
1245
01:31:53,440 --> 01:31:56,160
Min Ah asked me to stay longer
1246
01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:58,680
so I think I will change my plan
to stay with Min Ah.
1247
01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:02,240
What about me?
1248
01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:05,200
You can go back to Seoul first.
1249
01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:07,560
I think I'll be here for a little while.
1250
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:11,120
Is there something wrong?
1251
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:13,680
No.
1252
01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:17,600
Why do all girls say that?
1253
01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:19,960
They say there's nothing going on,
1254
01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:22,480
but obviously, there is something.
1255
01:32:24,440 --> 01:32:25,920
Why must we part ways? It's not necessary.
1256
01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:30,920
We'll have to part ways eventually.
1257
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:33,120
Whether it's now or later,
what's the difference?
1258
01:32:37,880 --> 01:32:38,720
I'm sorry.
1259
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:44,400
What are you sorry for?
1260
01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:46,320
What are you mad about?
1261
01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:48,560
Why can't we travel together like before?
1262
01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:50,880
"Like before"?
1263
01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:54,480
Do you want me to keep playing
the "I don't know your name" game,
1264
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:57,440
just say goodbye at the airport,
and pretend like nothing ever happened?
1265
01:32:57,680 --> 01:32:58,880
Why do you have to be sarcastic?
1266
01:33:09,240 --> 01:33:11,200
What do you want me to do, then?
1267
01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:13,720
We've only known each other
for a few days.
1268
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:16,760
Exactly.
1269
01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:18,760
So why should you care?
1270
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:20,040
We don't even know each other.
1271
01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:30,720
Can you just drive?
1272
01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:33,080
No, we must talk it out first.
1273
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:34,440
I'll go, then.
1274
01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:41,160
If you want to be on your own
that badly, I'll go.
1275
01:33:54,280 --> 01:33:55,120
Hey.
1276
01:33:57,480 --> 01:33:58,360
Hey!
1277
01:33:58,920 --> 01:34:01,200
Hey, where are you going? Hey!
1278
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:04,840
Hey!
1279
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:15,040
Hey!
1280
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:16,520
Hey!
1281
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:31,480
Hey!
1282
01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:35,600
Hey!
1283
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:39,880
Hey!
1284
01:35:50,360 --> 01:35:51,200
Hey!
1285
01:35:57,120 --> 01:35:57,960
Hey!
1286
01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:10,280
Hey!
1287
01:36:19,960 --> 01:36:20,880
Hey!
1288
01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:22,560
Have you seen the girl who was with me?
1289
01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:29,400
The girl who came with me,
have you seen her?
1290
01:36:29,840 --> 01:36:31,040
Come with me.
1291
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:33,320
The girl who came with me.
1292
01:36:33,800 --> 01:36:35,040
I got here a while ago.
1293
01:36:48,880 --> 01:36:49,720
What is wrong with you?
1294
01:36:51,320 --> 01:36:53,040
How could you leave me like that?
1295
01:36:53,680 --> 01:36:54,960
I don't know how to drive.
1296
01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:57,000
If that car didn't pass by,
what was I supposed to do?
1297
01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:00,760
I'm sorry.
1298
01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:05,360
I'm an asshole.
1299
01:37:06,040 --> 01:37:06,960
I'm so damn stupid.
1300
01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:09,520
I'm such a loser.
1301
01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:19,760
When I said I wasn't sure,
1302
01:37:22,720 --> 01:37:26,080
I wasn't sure what my feelings
for you were.
1303
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:30,040
I just know
1304
01:37:31,880 --> 01:37:33,040
that when I'm with you,
1305
01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:35,760
I'm so damn happy.
1306
01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:39,920
When you wanted to part ways,
1307
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:42,200
and when you disappeared,
1308
01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:45,280
I felt horrible.
1309
01:37:51,280 --> 01:37:52,600
Is this what they call love?
1310
01:38:10,120 --> 01:38:11,520
How can you love me that easily?
1311
01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:14,080
We don't even know each other.
1312
01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:17,360
You don't even know my name.
1313
01:38:19,480 --> 01:38:20,320
You're right.
1314
01:38:22,280 --> 01:38:23,160
I don't know you.
1315
01:38:26,760 --> 01:38:28,000
But I do know this one person.
1316
01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:32,320
She can drink a liter of Pepsi.
1317
01:38:35,360 --> 01:38:36,760
When she rides on my motorcycle,
1318
01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:39,600
she falls asleep every time.
1319
01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:45,680
And when she gets drunk,
1320
01:38:48,280 --> 01:38:50,120
she can bend his back.
1321
01:38:56,640 --> 01:38:58,680
I also know that if I have to be with her,
1322
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:01,880
I will probably be jinxed forever.
1323
01:39:04,320 --> 01:39:06,200
If I gamble, there's no way
I will ever win with her.
1324
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:11,640
But you know what?
1325
01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:16,480
I would still love to see her every day.
1326
01:39:22,400 --> 01:39:24,440
Are you that person?
1327
01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:43,560
What's wrong?
1328
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:46,800
You're crying as if someone died.
1329
01:39:53,280 --> 01:39:54,320
And you aren't?
1330
01:39:57,640 --> 01:39:58,720
Can I hug you again?
1331
01:40:02,440 --> 01:40:03,440
I didn't say you can't.
1332
01:40:49,760 --> 01:40:50,600
Here.
1333
01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:54,280
What is it?
1334
01:40:54,520 --> 01:40:55,560
- I don't know.
- What?
1335
01:40:56,480 --> 01:40:57,440
Just eat it.
1336
01:40:57,600 --> 01:40:58,480
We have no money left.
1337
01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:01,680
Here.
1338
01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:11,640
Among all of our meals together,
1339
01:41:12,080 --> 01:41:13,240
which one do you like the most?
1340
01:41:14,520 --> 01:41:15,640
Well…
1341
01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:18,080
I like
1342
01:41:21,160 --> 01:41:23,560
the jajangmyeon at Min Ah's house.
1343
01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:28,040
Can you make it for me when we go back?
1344
01:41:33,920 --> 01:41:35,160
- Can you?
- It might not be edible.
1345
01:41:37,920 --> 01:41:38,960
What about you?
1346
01:41:41,960 --> 01:41:42,960
I like this one.
1347
01:41:54,280 --> 01:41:56,640
Look, I'm holding your hand.
1348
01:41:58,800 --> 01:42:00,000
You're right.
1349
01:42:16,480 --> 01:42:17,320
It's heavy.
1350
01:42:19,360 --> 01:42:20,240
Let's go.
1351
01:42:27,160 --> 01:42:29,080
Shall we take a picture?
1352
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:31,080
We haven't had a picture together.
1353
01:42:32,280 --> 01:42:33,160
Sure.
1354
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:36,520
Let's ask her to take it.
1355
01:42:48,280 --> 01:42:49,160
Come on.
1356
01:43:10,040 --> 01:43:10,920
Goi.
1357
01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:13,000
How did you get here?
1358
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:16,040
Well,
1359
01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:18,560
the address on the postcard.
1360
01:43:31,040 --> 01:43:32,600
Oh, this is…
1361
01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:37,600
a Thai person I met here.
1362
01:43:37,960 --> 01:43:38,800
I see.
1363
01:43:44,040 --> 01:43:44,880
I'm May.
1364
01:43:45,720 --> 01:43:47,120
- Hello.
- Hello.
1365
01:43:48,040 --> 01:43:50,360
I'm sorry. I didn't know you were Thai.
1366
01:43:50,440 --> 01:43:52,000
That's okay.
1367
01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:55,160
You wanted me to take a picture
for you, right? I'll take it.
1368
01:43:58,960 --> 01:44:00,280
Is over there okay?
1369
01:44:00,680 --> 01:44:02,040
- Sure.
- The house is nice.
1370
01:44:03,600 --> 01:44:04,480
Hey.
1371
01:44:05,360 --> 01:44:06,440
Do you want a photo together?
1372
01:44:07,080 --> 01:44:07,960
- I…
- Just me, please.
1373
01:44:08,560 --> 01:44:09,680
You'll only make me look short.
1374
01:44:10,800 --> 01:44:11,760
All right.
1375
01:44:12,560 --> 01:44:15,000
Are you ready? One, two, three.
1376
01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:17,040
Thank you.
1377
01:44:19,200 --> 01:44:20,080
My face is chubby.
1378
01:44:22,400 --> 01:44:23,400
I'll get going now.
1379
01:44:23,520 --> 01:44:25,080
- Are you leaving?
- Yes.
1380
01:44:25,760 --> 01:44:27,320
It was nice meeting you, Goi.
1381
01:44:28,800 --> 01:44:29,640
See you.
1382
01:44:36,960 --> 01:44:37,800
I forgot to take this.
1383
01:44:55,480 --> 01:44:56,360
How have you been?
1384
01:44:57,920 --> 01:44:58,760
Well…
1385
01:44:59,760 --> 01:45:00,600
I've been good.
1386
01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:06,680
Why did you send me this?
1387
01:45:08,320 --> 01:45:09,720
I thought you didn't want a marriage.
1388
01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:13,640
I just…
1389
01:45:15,120 --> 01:45:16,320
needed some time to think.
1390
01:45:20,480 --> 01:45:22,920
Your friends told me
you're getting married.
1391
01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:29,760
I can only get married
to one person, right?
1392
01:45:36,120 --> 01:45:37,800
So I have to marry the one that I love.
1393
01:47:57,360 --> 01:47:58,240
Hey.
1394
01:47:59,160 --> 01:48:00,200
Can I talk to you?
1395
01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:04,040
About what?
Did I forget to pay for the food?
1396
01:48:07,440 --> 01:48:09,440
Where's Goi?
1397
01:48:09,520 --> 01:48:10,360
I'm…
1398
01:48:15,400 --> 01:48:16,280
I'm sorry.
1399
01:48:16,800 --> 01:48:17,880
- I didn't think…
- Listen.
1400
01:48:18,680 --> 01:48:19,520
Don't explain anything.
1401
01:48:20,440 --> 01:48:21,320
I understand.
1402
01:48:22,520 --> 01:48:25,040
If we happen to meet again,
make sure to greet me.
1403
01:48:29,480 --> 01:48:30,320
Does that mean
1404
01:48:32,240 --> 01:48:33,560
we won't meet again?
1405
01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:43,040
Why should we meet again?
1406
01:48:50,360 --> 01:48:52,760
We are just two people who got dumped,
1407
01:48:53,520 --> 01:48:54,680
and happened to meet abroad.
1408
01:48:56,000 --> 01:48:57,120
It was cold and lonely.
1409
01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:00,520
All the feelings we had
1410
01:49:01,320 --> 01:49:02,480
are probably not real.
1411
01:49:03,920 --> 01:49:05,000
How would you know?
1412
01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:08,280
Aren't you the one who said that
1413
01:49:08,840 --> 01:49:11,680
cheesy love like the one in movies
doesn't exist in real life?
1414
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:13,880
I better go.
1415
01:49:15,000 --> 01:49:15,880
Wait.
1416
01:49:21,840 --> 01:49:24,640
Can I, at least, know your name?
1417
01:49:26,120 --> 01:49:27,000
Stop it.
1418
01:49:34,200 --> 01:49:35,360
Don't you feel sorry for me?
1419
01:50:00,960 --> 01:50:01,840
That was fast.
1420
01:50:18,720 --> 01:50:19,760
Did you lose the key?
1421
01:50:20,600 --> 01:50:22,280
No, it's here somewhere.
1422
01:50:30,160 --> 01:50:31,040
What's wrong?
1423
01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:37,080
What's your name?
1424
01:51:41,520 --> 01:51:42,400
Cherry.
1425
01:51:43,160 --> 01:51:44,160
- Cherry?
- Yes.
1426
01:51:45,040 --> 01:51:45,880
Cherry.
1427
01:51:46,680 --> 01:51:47,560
Cherry.
1428
01:51:47,640 --> 01:51:50,200
SABAI DEE THAI MASSAGE
1429
01:51:50,280 --> 01:51:53,160
These are the designs
that you may select from.
1430
01:51:53,720 --> 01:51:55,000
Please pick the one that you like.
1431
01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:19,720
- Let's go.
- Okay.
1432
01:54:43,760 --> 01:54:45,520
The show was so funny.
1433
01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:48,120
Yeah, right.
And you were reluctant when I called.
1434
01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:49,720
But the glasses guy was cute.
1435
01:54:49,800 --> 01:54:51,640
- Right? I told you.
- I like him.
1436
01:54:54,520 --> 01:54:56,880
- Meow, what day is it today?
- Friday.
1437
01:54:57,160 --> 01:54:58,040
Why?
1438
01:54:59,840 --> 01:55:02,720
What story do you have to share
with our Club Friday listeners today?
1439
01:55:02,840 --> 01:55:03,880
Oh, my god.
1440
01:55:04,040 --> 01:55:05,960
- Are you that addicted to the show?
- Yes.
1441
01:55:06,040 --> 01:55:06,880
- Wow.
- Hello.
1442
01:55:07,240 --> 01:55:08,280
Hello, are you still there?
1443
01:55:09,040 --> 01:55:10,440
- Hello?
- Well…
1444
01:55:12,160 --> 01:55:14,320
someone once told me
1445
01:55:15,200 --> 01:55:16,880
that if I have a problem,
I can always call here.
1446
01:55:17,840 --> 01:55:20,760
- She said DJ Aoy and Chod can help.
- Not to that extent.
1447
01:55:20,840 --> 01:55:23,040
All we can do is listen to you.
1448
01:55:23,840 --> 01:55:25,520
At that time,
I told her that it was nonsense.
1449
01:55:25,600 --> 01:55:27,800
How can a DJ help you?
1450
01:55:28,120 --> 01:55:30,120
Wow. He's got a lot of nerve.
1451
01:55:30,200 --> 01:55:31,680
- You're right.
- Why did he call them, then?
1452
01:55:32,480 --> 01:55:34,560
Then, what made you call us today, Darng?
1453
01:55:36,440 --> 01:55:37,280
I…
1454
01:55:37,360 --> 01:55:39,600
- What kind of person is named Darng?
- Be quiet.
1455
01:55:43,040 --> 01:55:43,920
What's wrong?
1456
01:55:49,200 --> 01:55:50,040
Why did you stop?
1457
01:55:50,120 --> 01:55:53,680
I don't know why I am calling.
1458
01:55:54,560 --> 01:55:55,840
You two probably can't help me.
1459
01:55:55,920 --> 01:55:59,840
Then, I think we should let
others call in.
1460
01:55:59,920 --> 01:56:01,160
Wait, hold on.
1461
01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:03,520
Well…
1462
01:56:06,840 --> 01:56:08,960
just listen and try not to throw up.
1463
01:56:11,960 --> 01:56:12,800
Last year,
1464
01:56:13,760 --> 01:56:14,920
I went to Korea
1465
01:56:16,360 --> 01:56:18,400
and I met this woman.
1466
01:56:20,160 --> 01:56:21,440
We traveled together for a few days.
1467
01:56:22,720 --> 01:56:24,080
I don't even know her name.
1468
01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:26,360
But I felt
1469
01:56:28,800 --> 01:56:29,720
that I'm in love with her.
1470
01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:32,360
Wow, this is like a romantic movie.
1471
01:56:32,440 --> 01:56:34,080
You met her abroad just for a few days.
1472
01:56:35,600 --> 01:56:36,480
She told me that
1473
01:56:37,680 --> 01:56:38,960
our feelings might not be real.
1474
01:56:39,040 --> 01:56:40,960
Do you feel that way?
1475
01:56:42,440 --> 01:56:43,280
I don't know.
1476
01:56:44,480 --> 01:56:45,480
But if they weren't real,
1477
01:56:47,360 --> 01:56:48,680
they wouldn't have lasted this long.
1478
01:56:50,480 --> 01:56:51,520
It has been over a year,
1479
01:56:52,800 --> 01:56:54,240
why do I still think about her?
1480
01:56:57,560 --> 01:56:58,760
I still want to see her every day.
1481
01:57:01,320 --> 01:57:03,040
Do you think I should stop being crazy?
1482
01:57:03,560 --> 01:57:06,200
Why don't you go see her and tell her?
1483
01:57:07,200 --> 01:57:08,040
That would be difficult.
1484
01:57:09,360 --> 01:57:10,760
I know nothing about her.
1485
01:57:12,320 --> 01:57:13,440
I just know that
1486
01:57:14,600 --> 01:57:15,920
she was once an extra in a movie.
1487
01:57:16,840 --> 01:57:19,360
There are thousands
and thousands of movies.
1488
01:57:20,960 --> 01:57:22,240
Do you think I'll ever find her?
1489
01:57:23,800 --> 01:57:25,360
I think what she told me was right.
1490
01:57:27,800 --> 01:57:28,640
"Cheesy love
1491
01:57:30,040 --> 01:57:31,800
like the one in movies
doesn't exist in real life."
1492
01:57:33,400 --> 01:57:34,360
Don't you think so?
1493
01:57:35,040 --> 01:57:37,280
How about this?
1494
01:57:37,360 --> 01:57:39,120
Do you want to leave your real name here?
1495
01:57:39,200 --> 01:57:40,800
Just in case we can help you out.
1496
01:57:41,760 --> 01:57:43,800
All right, if you say so.
1497
01:57:46,320 --> 01:57:47,160
My name is…
1498
01:57:48,480 --> 01:57:51,480
I don't know who you are
1499
01:57:51,560 --> 01:57:54,760
You don't know who I am
1500
01:57:55,280 --> 01:58:01,280
We don't know each other's real world
1501
01:58:01,840 --> 01:58:04,920
The most important thing
1502
01:58:05,800 --> 01:58:08,440
Might not be as important
1503
01:58:08,960 --> 01:58:12,400
As the day we get to meet, talk
1504
01:58:12,480 --> 01:58:14,760
And be together
1505
01:58:15,360 --> 01:58:19,800
Please forget this big world
1506
01:58:19,880 --> 01:58:23,440
Let us be the only ones you think of
1507
01:58:23,520 --> 01:58:28,960
Live happily as if it was your last day
1508
01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:33,400
It was nice not knowing you
1509
01:58:33,480 --> 01:58:36,480
Just knowing that I love you is enough
1510
01:58:36,560 --> 01:58:40,560
Just because we don't know each other
1511
01:58:40,640 --> 01:58:43,960
It doesn't mean
We love each other less, right?
1512
01:58:44,040 --> 01:58:49,360
As long as you're next to me
Everything feels right
1513
01:58:56,760 --> 01:59:00,320
Let your heart float in the air
1514
01:59:00,400 --> 01:59:03,480
Do what you want to do
1515
01:59:03,800 --> 01:59:06,080
Just let it be
1516
01:59:06,160 --> 01:59:10,360
And expect nothing
1517
01:59:10,480 --> 01:59:13,680
Nothing is considered as wrong
1518
01:59:13,760 --> 01:59:17,400
If you just take your mind off it
1519
01:59:17,480 --> 01:59:19,640
You can do
1520
01:59:19,720 --> 01:59:23,600
Everthing you want for a day
1521
01:59:23,680 --> 01:59:28,400
Please forget this big world
1522
01:59:28,480 --> 01:59:31,760
Let us be the only ones you think of
1523
01:59:31,840 --> 01:59:37,720
Live happily as if it was your last day
1524
01:59:37,800 --> 01:59:41,760
It was nice not knowing you
1525
01:59:41,840 --> 01:59:44,640
Just knowing that I love you is enough
1526
01:59:44,720 --> 01:59:48,760
Just because we don't know each other
1527
01:59:48,840 --> 01:59:52,400
Doesn't mean
We love each other less, right?
1528
01:59:52,480 --> 01:59:57,680
As long as you're next to me
Everything feels right
1529
02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:14,400
It was nice not knowing you
1530
02:00:14,480 --> 02:00:16,880
Just knowing that I love you is enough
1531
02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:21,160
Just because we don't know each other
1532
02:00:21,240 --> 02:00:24,880
It doesn't mean
We love each other less, right?
1533
02:00:24,960 --> 02:00:30,160
As long as you're next to me
Everything feels right
1534
02:00:30,840 --> 02:00:34,800
It was nice not knowing you
1535
02:00:34,880 --> 02:00:37,480
Just knowing that I love you is enough
1536
02:00:37,560 --> 02:00:41,560
Just because we don't know each other
1537
02:00:41,640 --> 02:00:45,240
It doesn't mean
We love each other less, right?
1538
02:00:45,320 --> 02:00:50,640
As long as you're next to me
Everything feels right
1539
02:02:01,400 --> 02:02:03,400
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