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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,397 - Previously on "Good Girls"... 3 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:08,269 - We suck up to the gang leader who we stole from 4 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:10,662 and convince him to pay us a living wage. 5 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:14,362 - Which we then use to pay someone else 6 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:16,190 to blow his brains out. 7 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,931 - I am here to see a Mr. James Fitzpatrick. 8 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:20,107 - He left something for you. 9 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:23,327 - 11,000 in incidentals? 10 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:24,894 - How much cut have you got now? 11 00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:26,069 - I don't know. 12 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,592 - Where's it all going, Elizabeth? 13 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:28,941 - I can't tell you. 14 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:31,031 - Then I can't cut you in anymore. 15 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:33,120 - I quit my job today. - Why? 16 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:34,991 - I kissed my boss. 17 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,037 - Hot tubs. It's not regulated. 18 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,473 Any idiot can sell them. 19 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:40,997 - Welcome to Boland Bubbles. 20 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,651 - This is the crime jar. 21 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,261 Do something good with the money. 22 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:45,523 - I figured out who we should help. 23 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,090 I got their daughter's kidney. 24 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,049 - How about a car? 25 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:50,180 - Pardon? 26 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:52,226 - I had him recall the nail polish. 27 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,576 Nail salon robbed. Guess what they took? 28 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:56,534 [dramatic music] 29 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:57,883 [glass shatters] 30 00:00:57,927 --> 00:01:00,408 ♪ 31 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:04,890 [The Unicorn's "Ooh Mother"] 32 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:09,112 [solemn ballad] 33 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,722 - ♪ Get smart 34 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:12,420 ♪ Leave school 35 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,117 ♪ Grow hard 36 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,901 - [sighs] - ♪ Be cool 37 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:20,080 ♪ Keep it in your head 38 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,212 ♪ 39 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:25,520 ♪ Don't get in debt 40 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:29,480 ♪ Don't fret or forget 41 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:33,615 ♪ To wish your neighbor well 42 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:40,100 ♪ 43 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:42,493 ♪ Ooh, mother 44 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:46,802 ♪ It ain't like the way you said ♪ 45 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:48,978 ♪ Ooh, sister 46 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:53,417 ♪ Well, it seems we've been misled ♪ 47 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:56,028 ♪ Ooh, baby 48 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,943 ♪ Is it worth it? 49 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:59,641 ♪ Is it hell? 50 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:04,167 ♪ Old lady, you could tell us ♪ 51 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,952 ♪ So tell us well 52 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:08,128 - [sighs] 53 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:09,825 [bell dings] 54 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:12,958 ♪ 55 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:14,264 How you doing today? 56 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,136 - Better than these guys. 57 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:19,095 - Then you came to the right person. 58 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,444 - Let's hope so. 59 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:21,706 - ♪ Ooh, mother 60 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:25,493 ♪ It ain't like the way you said ♪ 61 00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:28,017 ♪ Ooh, sister 62 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:31,194 ♪ Well, it seems we've been misled ♪ 63 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:35,155 - Whoa. 64 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,591 - What do you think? 65 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,680 - Bold. 66 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,551 - Go Red or Go Home. 67 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:42,118 - Yeah, baby. Go red! 68 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,598 [laughs awkwardly] 69 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:46,557 - That's just the name of the polish. 70 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:47,819 - Oh. 71 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:49,343 - [laughs] 72 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,258 And go easy on the high-fives till you're dry. 73 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,389 - Okay. Oh, hey, oh. 74 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:53,477 Can I get some change? 75 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:56,088 - Oh, yeah. - Thanks. 76 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:58,090 Geez, you gotta check tens now? 77 00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:00,397 - You never know what's out there. 78 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,312 - I wouldn't even know what to look for. 79 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:04,140 - Oh, there's little tricks. 80 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,316 Obvious stuff. Security strip, the ink. 81 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,405 But here's the real giveaway. 82 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,015 You see right below Hammy there? 83 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,627 - Mm-hmm. - Tiny microprint. 84 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,194 - Wow, you really know your stuff. 85 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,500 - Ah. 86 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:19,764 You'll smudge. - [laughs] 87 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:22,419 - I'll be right back. - Thanks. 88 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:25,553 [indistinct chatter] 89 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:37,869 - So what can I do for you guys? 90 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:41,786 - Well, I guess you could say we're in the market. 91 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:48,053 - You came back for a hot tub? 92 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:50,404 - We want all of 'em. 93 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:54,799 - [laughs nervously] Excuse me? 94 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:58,412 - We would like to buy your place, Gayle. 95 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:02,372 - [knocks] Yo, Pimp. - Hey. 96 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,374 - How's the delivery biz treating you? 97 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,637 - Really sucks, Eric. 98 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:08,248 - Word. 99 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,079 - I'm not following. 100 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:15,298 - So we took monthly sales 101 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:17,387 plus the equity left in the franchise, 102 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:19,389 we netted out the S, G, and A costs, 103 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:22,653 and projected a 5% cash flow growth. 104 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:25,961 - And according to the National Pool and Spa Association, 105 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:28,964 he's being very generous. 106 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,096 - That's how we got the number. 107 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:34,665 It's pretty fair. 108 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:38,234 - Why would I be looking to sell? 109 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,759 - Because my husband's looking to buy. 110 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:45,285 - Maybe he should look somewhere else. 111 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,983 - Why's that? 112 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:49,289 You didn't. 113 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:57,688 Two ways we can handle this. 114 00:04:57,732 --> 00:05:00,735 One: you bow out discreetly 115 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:02,824 and spend a little time with your family. 116 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:10,745 - What's the other? 117 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:13,008 - Pretty much exactly the same, 118 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:15,358 only we would be less discreet 119 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,925 and your family would just hate you 120 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:18,840 for the rest of your life. 121 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:32,332 - On page three, you'll see we let you keep the awards. 122 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:37,075 - If I sold, 123 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:39,817 it would be for way more than what you're offering. 124 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,519 - Try us. 125 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,354 - Where are we gonna get that kind of money? 126 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,399 - I don't know. 127 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:57,531 - Like, a loan or-- 128 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,184 - I don't know. 129 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:00,490 I'll find it. - No. 130 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:02,840 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 131 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:04,668 - Why? 132 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:07,062 - If we're doing this, it has to be legit. 133 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,195 - [sighs] 134 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:12,372 Okay. 135 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,591 - For real? 136 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,637 - I believe in you. 137 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,378 - How is that a win-win? 138 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,815 - He gets to feel like a man, 139 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:23,644 and we have a new way to wash our cut. 140 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:25,602 - Have you guys seen my phone? 141 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,387 - Okay, but in what universe 142 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,953 are they gonna give a business loan 143 00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:30,259 to a Postmates driver? 144 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:33,044 - Whose last business was raided by the FBI? 145 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:35,873 - Do you even have a credit card right now? 146 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:39,050 - I have lots of them. And they're all maxed out. 147 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:41,705 - How is it just gone? 148 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:45,535 - Look, he's gotta believe this thing is his, okay? 149 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:48,451 - Again, so he can "feel like a man." 150 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:52,499 - But eventually, he'll have to come to me for the money. 151 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:55,023 - Which we don't have. 152 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:56,546 - Few more runs. 153 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:59,201 - Then we'll all be taking steamy Bolands. 154 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,552 - I swear I had it this morning. 155 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:05,337 - Well, did you check your purse? 156 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:06,643 - Obviously. 157 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:09,385 - Car? - I looked. 158 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,952 - Because your case is the same color as your seat. 159 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:12,432 - Not in the car. 160 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:14,956 - Find My Phone? 161 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,176 - Don't get mad at us. 162 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,135 - Yeah. We have our phones. 163 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,008 - Oh, my God. 164 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:26,141 - Oh! 165 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:28,099 Your pocket. 166 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,624 - My pocket. 167 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:33,061 You think I didn't check my pocket? 168 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:41,286 [TV chatter] 169 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:42,853 - Where have you been? 170 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:43,898 - You likey? 171 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:44,942 - We're done. 172 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:46,466 - Too slutty? Not slutty enough? 173 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,163 - He's pulling the plug. 174 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:49,425 - Why? 175 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,992 - 'Cause we don't have anything. 176 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,647 - How about the third best Pad Thai Detroit has to offer? 177 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,780 - That's not enough. 178 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,479 I'm just so much hotter here. 179 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:02,003 A D.C. six is like a Detroit nine. 180 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:05,310 - How about this? 181 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:07,661 - Is that hers? 182 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,708 Cute kids. 183 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:14,537 - They're okay. 184 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,191 - I'll unpack. 185 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:45,002 - So how's your system going? 186 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:50,355 It's...good. 187 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,096 It's fine. 188 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,185 - Just fine? 189 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,361 - It's great. 190 00:08:56,405 --> 00:09:00,104 We're almost up and running. 191 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:03,455 - So how's it work? 192 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,632 - What do you mean? 193 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:09,026 - Walk me through it. 194 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,376 - Hot tubs are sorta like mattresses. 195 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:12,508 - That right? 196 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,162 - Brands aren't apples to apples 197 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:15,990 so there's no way of knowing what the real price is. 198 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:19,384 My books can say anything. 199 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,691 - Free delivery? 200 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:24,346 - Whatever the customer wants. 201 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:27,567 - Got my tub the same day. 202 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:30,004 - It's all profit. 203 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,179 You have my cut? 204 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:36,488 - Yeah, about that... 205 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:37,881 I'm thinking it'd be better business 206 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:40,623 if you just wash everything on your end. 207 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:41,798 And like you said, 208 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:44,366 car wash thing's bad news, right? 209 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:46,063 - Yeah, IRS is all over that. 210 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:48,022 - And we don't wanna fight with Uncle Sam, right? 211 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,414 - That guy'll mess you up good. 212 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:50,938 - [laughs] 213 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:57,292 - But my system is just for me. 214 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,946 - Oh, no. 215 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,556 No. 216 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,993 We're consolidating. 217 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,434 - So you want me to print and wash. 218 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,436 - Mm. 219 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,003 There's a business term for that. 220 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,570 What is it? - Synergy. 221 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,658 - Synergy! 222 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,529 Synergy. 223 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,619 That's right. [laughs] 224 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,146 So same time, yeah? 225 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:29,672 - For what? 226 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,152 - My cut. 227 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,295 [door closes] 228 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:47,081 - Please tell me you've seen my phone. 229 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,996 - Nope. 230 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,258 - [sighs] 231 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:53,130 Been looking all day. 232 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,654 - Well, maybe it's with all the money 233 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,830 that used to be in here. 234 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,013 Oh, you think 'cause you stashed it 235 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,797 in a Chico's bag at the bottom of the bin, 236 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,669 I wouldn't see it? 237 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,155 - They needed a car. 238 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,681 - You know what I did to fill this thing? 239 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,770 - She put me on the spot, Stan. 240 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,902 - All the shady hustles. 241 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,733 - Our child wouldn't even be here. 242 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,387 - I left my soul in that jar. 243 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,999 - Okay. 244 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:39,133 It's my money too. - Our money. 245 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,917 - It went to the right people. 246 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,136 - That's not the point. 247 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,746 - Okay. What if you had said no? 248 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,661 - That's the point. - What? 249 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,228 - You didn't give me the chance. 250 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,844 - You didn't see her face. 251 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:58,282 - You know what? 252 00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,719 You deal with the kids in the morning. 253 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:00,763 - What do you want from me? 254 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,025 - I got a late shift. - Stan. 255 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:05,115 - I want you to be the woman that I married. 256 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,292 - I don't even know what that means. 257 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,733 - You're paying me back. 258 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:16,170 - Are you serious? 259 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,346 - Yeah. 260 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,088 - Or what, Stan? - There is no "or what." 261 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,179 - Excuse me? 262 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,184 - Do it. 263 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:41,499 . 264 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:42,674 - "Synergy"? 265 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,633 - What does that even mean? 266 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,157 - It means it was never our system. 267 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,985 - Flipping his game. 268 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,291 Flipping it again and again. 269 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,293 - We've been building it for him. 270 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:55,470 - I mean, it sounds more like vertical integration. 271 00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,649 Just if you wanted to be technical. 272 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,433 - Why would you tell him it's operational? 273 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,479 - I said almost. 274 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,959 And we needed the cut. 275 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,743 - That we didn't get anyway. 276 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,571 - Sorry, is something burning? 277 00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:12,748 - Danny! I said out in the driveway! 278 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,359 It's his science project. 279 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:18,232 - Where is the hit man when you need him? 280 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,495 - Oh, lemme tell you. 281 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,850 Rasta Pasta at the Rainforest Café, 282 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,896 oat milk lattes at Great Lakes-- 283 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,985 - He went bananas at Home Depot. 284 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,337 - At least he put us back on the schedule. 285 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,468 - When? 286 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,774 - Well, I don't know 287 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,168 because his appointment girl won't call me back. 288 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,823 - How many people is he booked to kill in a week? 289 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,781 - Okay, you know what? Let's just not freak out. 290 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,479 'Cause all we have to do is-- 291 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,090 if we take the--we can-- 292 00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,747 What do we do? 293 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,837 - We're gonna go old-school. 294 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,535 We're gonna wash it little by little 295 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,537 till we can afford to buy the place. 296 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,367 - Can't do that. 297 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,500 - Why? 298 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:10,806 - I need it sooner. 299 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:11,894 - Well, it's not like that bitch 300 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,244 has any other offers coming in. 301 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,767 - It's for my marriage. 302 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:32,219 - I've got a bigger balance on my Starbucks card. 303 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,221 - What's in her email? 304 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,049 - Nothing. 305 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,920 Only took me 22 hours 306 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,401 and a case of Red Bull to break in. 307 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,838 - Texts? - [sighs] 308 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,624 Husband, playdates, carpool, church. 309 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:50,759 Emojis. So many prayer hands. 310 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,804 - Those are actually two people high-fiving. 311 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,985 - So when my friend Melissa was at the vet 312 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,987 with her cat who was hit by a car, 313 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:01,944 I high-fived her? 314 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,425 Like, "Yay, they got him good"? 315 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,427 - Unless she thought they were prayer hands. 316 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,907 - How do I know? 317 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,561 - Well, what happened to the cat? 318 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,086 - She never responded. 319 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,871 - You high-fived its death. 320 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:23,487 I mean, who hangs out with friends this much? 321 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,359 - Where'd you eat lunch in high school? 322 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:26,969 - In the bleachers. Why? 323 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,145 - Say no more. 324 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,321 You know none of this is admissible. 325 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,933 - Don't need it for court. 326 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:39,460 [distant bass-heavy music] 327 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:43,812 ♪ 328 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:47,163 - Something wrong with the potato salad? 329 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,252 - Nope. 330 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:52,690 [distant crowd chatter] 331 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,692 - 'Cause it's your mother's recipe. 332 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,045 - Already ate. 333 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,746 - You could've saved me the trip. 334 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,096 - You could've asked me first. 335 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,793 Oh, right. 336 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,317 That's not your thing. 337 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:16,149 ♪ 338 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,064 - Hey, Ruthie! 339 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:21,676 - Hey. 340 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,505 - Ooh, is that Cherisse's potato salad? 341 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,507 - Have mine. 342 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,204 - Oh, yum. 343 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:31,773 ♪ 344 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,340 - I have that same cream. 345 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:36,169 - It's yours. 346 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,866 - It's so dope 347 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,781 'cause when you have to pick up all the money from the stage, 348 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,957 your hands get so dry. 349 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,219 Thank you. 350 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,613 - My pleasure. 351 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:48,094 - Super silky. 352 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,791 - Oh, I know it is. 353 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,314 - You know, it feels expensive. 354 00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:54,448 - Very. [car honks] 355 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:57,364 - Hey, would you tell Neal I'll be out there in a second? 356 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,279 - You bet, Stanimal. 357 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,630 Bye. 358 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:05,807 [safe beeping] 359 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:11,160 - I know you're dying for me to say "could've asked." 360 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,816 - What if you had said no? 361 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,646 - Perfect. 362 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:25,783 ♪ 363 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,280 I know how we're gonna wash that money. 364 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:47,066 [light country pop] 365 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,806 - We do the traditional square, 366 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:52,245 but the pillow party box is also very popular 367 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:55,161 I will be right over here if you have any questions. 368 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:58,555 ♪ 369 00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,861 - We're robbing Stan. 370 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:03,647 ♪ 371 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:05,432 . 372 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:09,000 - Literally anything else would be better. 373 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,263 - Okay. 374 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,613 Quick brainstorm sesh? 375 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:13,701 - Okay. 376 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,703 - Okay. 377 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,052 - What do you got? 378 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,011 [funky music] 379 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,318 ♪ 380 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,494 - ATM spree. - Yes. 381 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,802 We hook a chain up to the back of a car... 382 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:31,066 ♪ 383 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,981 - Then what? 384 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,641 - Okay. 385 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,338 What about something like the-- 386 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,993 the pizza guy with the bomb vest? 387 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,647 - Oh, yeah. 388 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,736 But that guy robbed a bank. - Yeah. 389 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,172 Yeah, but, you know, 390 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,087 I saw a whole Netflix documentary about it. 391 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,219 He was in on it 392 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,656 and he walked out with a huge bag of cash. 393 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,398 - And then he got his head blown off. 394 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,402 - Oh, I didn't know that part. 395 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,143 - Must've fallen asleep by that point. 396 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,101 - Ugh. I'm so mad at Stan. 397 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,624 This makes the most sense. 398 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:11,411 - What makes the most sense is couples therapy. 399 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:12,716 Not grand larceny. 400 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,544 - You didn't see the way he talked to me. 401 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,852 - Look, Stanimal aside, 402 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:20,376 I mean, that place is pretty much a trash heap. 403 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,291 - The whole hellhole should be burned to the ground. 404 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,380 - At this point, I don't even know who we owe. 405 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,643 Is it a hit man, homeboy, hot tub? 406 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,993 So whatever. 407 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,386 I'm down. 408 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,346 - I just don't get it. 409 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,217 - What's not to get? 410 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,479 It's an armored truck. 411 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,133 - Swap fake for real. 412 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,004 - But the fake cash 413 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,572 goes straight to the bank 414 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,444 and we go straight to jail. 415 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,405 - So there's a few kinks to work out. 416 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,365 [upbeat jazz music] 417 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:59,546 ♪ 418 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,172 - [scatting] 419 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:24,310 ♪ 420 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:34,145 [singing in French] 421 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:41,109 ♪ 422 00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:24,326 - How's the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? 423 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,807 - Always together. 424 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,199 - DL Dave's gonna want more 425 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,811 than their favorite tabes at Cheesecake Factory. 426 00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,943 - Here's what I know about girls who are this tight. 427 00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:34,380 - Literally nothing. 428 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:37,208 - But they know everything about each other. 429 00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:38,645 She's not in this alone. 430 00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:40,037 - Get your own. 431 00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:41,561 - What? 432 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:46,348 - Beth. 433 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:49,525 - Yeah? 434 00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:51,614 - High risk. - Uh, hello. 435 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,399 - That's what I heard all day. 436 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:54,530 - From who? 437 00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:57,359 - Banks, credit unions, 438 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:58,882 those payday places, 439 00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:02,408 even that D-bag all over the bus stops. 440 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:05,498 You know how it says "instant approval" 441 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:06,890 or "no credit score too low"? 442 00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,763 Guess what. They never met Dean Boland. 443 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,199 - So what are you gonna do? 444 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,549 - [sighs] 445 00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,725 I don't know. 446 00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,383 My mom's gonna give us her ottoman. 447 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,819 - We don't have a couch 448 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,605 - I told her that. - Good. 449 00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:27,389 - The ottoman will be here tomorrow. 450 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:28,869 - [sighs] 451 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,523 - I know. I'm sorry. 452 00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:37,051 I just don't want him involved again. 453 00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:42,448 - Okay. 454 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:45,189 - Okay. 455 00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:47,888 - Now could you... 456 00:22:47,931 --> 00:22:49,585 - Sorry. 457 00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:52,501 [distant bass-heavy music] 458 00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:56,462 ♪ 459 00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,638 - What are you doing here? 460 00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:01,118 - You still gotta eat. 461 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,120 - I'm fine. 462 00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:04,992 - Cheetos aren't lunch. 463 00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:10,780 ♪ 464 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,304 I'm gonna pay you back. 465 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:16,307 Every cent. 466 00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:23,489 ♪ 467 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:28,624 - Is that pot roast? 468 00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:31,148 - Ten hours in the slow cooker. 469 00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:38,155 ♪ 470 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:47,208 - 'Scuse me, sir? Sir? 471 00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:48,209 Have you seen that man? 472 00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:49,776 Did you see the man go in there? 473 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:51,473 - I didn't see anyone. 474 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,649 [Flamingo Pier's "Find Your Way"] 475 00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:55,825 - Said he's here for the Caesar salad. 476 00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:58,959 Like that's why a man spends all night in there. 477 00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:02,005 For the tableside Caesar salad! 478 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:04,225 - I used this merlot marinade. - Mm-hmm. 479 00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:06,880 - It's literally going to melt in your mouth. 480 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,142 [car honks] - Oh. 481 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:10,100 Be right back. - No, one bite, one bite. 482 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:11,667 - Do they even have a Caesar salad? 483 00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:14,496 I mean, do they have 484 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,542 a Caesar salad? 485 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,108 - Maybe? - Yeah. 486 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:19,545 Maybe. 487 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:22,722 Maybe it's a nasty-ass thing they do on his face, huh? 488 00:24:22,765 --> 00:24:24,680 - Yo, Neal. - ♪ Find your way 489 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:27,770 - I got two for you today. 490 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:29,555 - Oh, my, that's good. - ♪ Find your way now 491 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,034 - Now the potatoes. - I gotta go. 492 00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:32,296 - No, no. Just one bite, one bite. 493 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:34,603 - Neal's waiting. - ♪ Find your way 494 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:35,822 - Mmm. 495 00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:37,171 - Who are you again? 496 00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:38,607 - I'm from corporate. 497 00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,696 You know, they send me down when they're in a pickle. 498 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:44,961 [funky music] 499 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,572 - I'm sorry. Excuse me, Neal. 500 00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:48,574 I'm so sorry to put you in this position 501 00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:50,053 but I'm gonna need you to go in there 502 00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:51,794 and I'm gonna need you to get him out for me, okay? 503 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:53,317 - Look, I'm just trying to do my job, lady. 504 00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:54,536 I gotta go. 505 00:24:54,580 --> 00:25:01,369 ♪ 506 00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:02,805 ATMs. 507 00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:03,893 Making it rain. 508 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,852 - It is monsoon season, am I right? 509 00:25:05,895 --> 00:25:07,027 - ♪ Find your way now 510 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,245 - Tell Stan "feel better." 511 00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:09,899 - Yeah, will do. Hey, take her ease, Neal. 512 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:12,075 - ♪ Find your way 513 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,164 - You gotta try the Brussels sprouts. 514 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:17,646 - No, the man's got runs to make. 515 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:19,387 - ♪ Find your way 516 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:20,693 - Let me make my drop, 517 00:25:20,736 --> 00:25:23,173 7and I'll be back for the Brussels, okay? 518 00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:25,915 - Wait. 519 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,917 You can't go out there. 520 00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:31,660 - [sighs] 521 00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:38,928 Hey. 522 00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:40,930 - Hey, buddy. Thought you were sick. 523 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:42,584 - Yeah, it was a stomach thing. 524 00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:44,194 You all good? 525 00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,370 - Yeah, I think so. 526 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:49,286 - Mind if I check? 527 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:51,419 - Your money. 528 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,642 - [sighs] Let's see... 529 00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:04,127 - Everything kosher? 530 00:26:04,171 --> 00:26:06,216 - Yeah. 531 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:08,131 Just wanted to check the deposit slips. 532 00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:13,615 - Well, feel better. 533 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,486 Lot of bugs going around. 534 00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,314 - Yeah. 535 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,627 [engine turns over] 536 00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:28,804 [engine revving] 537 00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:48,955 . 538 00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:50,478 - Huh. 539 00:26:50,521 --> 00:26:52,611 - Is there a problem? 540 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,047 - Just didn't know you can get checks 541 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,875 with dolphins on 'em. 542 00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:59,052 - The kids love 'em. 543 00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:00,880 - Whatever works. 544 00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:03,230 - So do we have a deal? 545 00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:05,406 - [sighs] That's up to you. 546 00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:06,712 - What do you need, a week or two? 547 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:08,452 I mean, ideally, we would like to transition 548 00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:09,932 as soon as possible. 549 00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:11,412 - Can I ask you something? 550 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:13,632 - And we'll need a release from the franchise agreement. 551 00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:17,679 - Why would you do this for him? 552 00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:21,552 - Because he is my husband. 553 00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:25,339 - That's enough? 554 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:28,908 - No. 555 00:27:28,951 --> 00:27:32,912 I need you to initial here, here, and here. 556 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,043 - I'm sorry. 557 00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:35,610 You just take "standing by your man" 558 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,656 to a whole new level. 559 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,833 - Well, you don't know him. 560 00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:44,445 - I know if he told you 561 00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:46,534 what really happened between us, 562 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:48,884 you wouldn't waste a cute dolphin check on him. 563 00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:57,719 Oh, honey. 564 00:27:57,763 --> 00:28:00,287 - What? 565 00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,550 - I'm not the first, am I? 566 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:12,168 - We can finish this up later. 567 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:15,128 - Should I hold on to this? 568 00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:18,131 - I'll take that. 569 00:28:18,174 --> 00:28:19,915 - I think that's smart. 570 00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:26,530 [door closes] 571 00:28:26,574 --> 00:28:28,837 - Got a new phone. 572 00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:43,896 - What'd you do with the rest of it? 573 00:28:51,077 --> 00:28:52,600 [sighs] 574 00:28:57,561 --> 00:29:00,434 So what? We just good now? 575 00:29:03,263 --> 00:29:05,178 - You told me to pay you back. 576 00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,875 I did it. 577 00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:09,791 - So you steal from me to pay back what you stole? 578 00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:12,359 - It wasn't really from you. 579 00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,753 - Yeah, it's from where I work. 580 00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:16,232 - It's not a church, Stanley. 581 00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:17,799 That place runs on sin. 582 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,540 - It's still my ass on the line. 583 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,498 - It never made it to the bank. 584 00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:22,978 - Oh, great. 585 00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:25,764 - So you can say however much you want was in those bags. 586 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:28,375 - Thanks for having my back. 587 00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:30,769 - I'm just making my man happy. 588 00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:32,205 You know, following orders. 589 00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:33,293 - Come on. 590 00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:34,903 - 'Cause you're the boss now, right? 591 00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:36,644 You run the house. 592 00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:38,385 - I don't want that. - That's what I heard. 593 00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:39,952 - I want old you. 594 00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:42,041 Okay? The way you used to be before. 595 00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:43,738 The whole point of this stupid thing 596 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,087 was to make us better people, babe, 597 00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:46,872 and you stole from it. 598 00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:50,266 - To pay for a car for someone that needed it! 599 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:53,269 Which makes me a better person! 600 00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,619 - It's ruining us. 601 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,721 - So what do you want? 602 00:30:10,765 --> 00:30:12,114 You wanna go back? - I don't know. 603 00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:13,550 I don't know. 604 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,161 - You wanna go back to the mall? 605 00:30:15,204 --> 00:30:16,510 I go back to slinging donuts? 606 00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:18,817 - I don't know. 607 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:20,514 - 'Cause I gotta tell you, 608 00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:21,863 there's not enough donuts in the world 609 00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:23,952 that's gonna cover our baby's meds. 610 00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:36,878 But hey... 611 00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:39,446 maybe Paul Blart can save the day. 612 00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:42,405 [somber music] 613 00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:49,586 ♪ 614 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:08,170 - Oh, hey. 615 00:31:08,214 --> 00:31:10,564 The kids' smoke detector hasn't had a battery 616 00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:12,566 in God knows how long. 617 00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:14,655 [water running] 618 00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:17,571 - Well, there's really nothing left to lose. 619 00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:20,704 - Right. Only our whole family. 620 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:24,621 - Can I ask you something? 621 00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:28,756 - Sure there was a spare 9-volt in here somewhere. 622 00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:31,715 - Would you have ever slept with her? 623 00:31:34,196 --> 00:31:37,069 - What? 624 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:38,635 - Like, before. 625 00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:41,160 When we were really not doing well. 626 00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:45,947 - Um... 627 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,779 Found it. 628 00:31:51,822 --> 00:31:55,348 - I mean, she's not... 629 00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:57,132 not-pretty. 630 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:02,050 - Okay, you look amazing. 631 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,967 - That's not what I asked. 632 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:13,627 Would you have ever slept with her? 633 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:23,332 - Uh... [sighs] 634 00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:28,337 She wears this... 635 00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:30,600 perfume. 636 00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:35,562 - Sexy. 637 00:32:35,605 --> 00:32:38,434 - And she's got... 638 00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:40,610 a really nice ass. 639 00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,832 And... 640 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:48,401 perfectly sized... 641 00:32:48,444 --> 00:32:51,186 boobs. 642 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,145 And she's kinda crazy, 643 00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:56,365 which could go either way in the sack, and-- 644 00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:59,020 and overall, 645 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:02,067 it seems... 646 00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:03,416 you know, worth the gamble. 647 00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:05,635 - So you would've. 648 00:33:11,554 --> 00:33:13,687 - Probably. 649 00:33:23,479 --> 00:33:25,786 - Thanks for being honest. 650 00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:06,783 Where's the chief? 651 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:09,308 - Art class. 652 00:34:09,351 --> 00:34:11,266 - Really? - Yeah. 653 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:14,617 You know, pencils and chalk and whatnot. 654 00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:17,664 And then he's going to aerobics. 655 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:20,841 Is that good enough for you? 656 00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:22,321 Where the hell's his cut? 657 00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:32,853 - It was my son's diaper bag. Just bring it back next time. 658 00:34:34,246 --> 00:34:37,510 Hey. 659 00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:39,425 I need another favor. 660 00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,992 - [laughs] You serious? 661 00:34:42,036 --> 00:34:45,126 - I'm obviously good for it. 662 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,562 - I'll have to add it to your tab. 663 00:34:46,606 --> 00:34:48,608 - Yeah, fine. 664 00:34:48,651 --> 00:34:50,871 - What do you want? 665 00:34:50,914 --> 00:34:53,439 - When you took my furniture... 666 00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:55,963 - I didn't take nothing. 667 00:34:56,006 --> 00:34:58,400 - How did you do it? 668 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:03,710 [mellow music] 669 00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:08,410 ♪ 670 00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:18,116 - They don't know who it was. 671 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:20,857 They completely took everything. 672 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:23,860 ♪ 673 00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:26,646 I'll call you back. 674 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:29,301 - Oh, my God. What happened? 675 00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:31,172 - What do you want? 676 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:34,175 - Well, I wanted to buy a hot tub place, but... 677 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:37,396 this place doesn't have any hot tubs. 678 00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:41,139 So... 679 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,270 wow. 680 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:49,147 Not what I was expecting, you know? 681 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,149 Uh... 682 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:56,154 I mean... 683 00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:58,025 how's that? 684 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,465 - We already agreed on a number. 685 00:36:03,509 --> 00:36:05,946 - Well, yeah, but... 686 00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:07,121 that doesn't seem fair. 687 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,949 I mean, why would I pay that much 688 00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:10,646 when it's just an empty showroom? 689 00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:13,214 ♪ 690 00:36:13,258 --> 00:36:16,217 I mean, if you're not interested... 691 00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,786 - Sea lions, huh? 692 00:36:19,829 --> 00:36:21,266 - Oh, yeah. 693 00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:24,182 It's a whole marine life series. 694 00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:37,847 . 695 00:36:37,891 --> 00:36:40,241 [laughter] 696 00:36:40,285 --> 00:36:42,852 - Let's go! - [laughing] 697 00:36:42,896 --> 00:36:44,463 - Hey. 698 00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:46,029 Those aren't church clothes. 699 00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:47,248 - We're not going to church. 700 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:48,249 - You're not? 701 00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:50,164 Says who, Jesus? 702 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,731 - Daddy. 703 00:36:51,774 --> 00:36:53,472 - He says we're going go-karting. 704 00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:54,995 - Oh, yeah, they got so good on your Jazzy, 705 00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:56,518 I figured it was time to take it up a notch. 706 00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:57,650 Shoes. [both giggling] 707 00:36:57,693 --> 00:36:59,304 Shoes! Put on your shoes! 708 00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:01,523 [laughter] 709 00:37:05,048 --> 00:37:06,441 - They have Sunday school. 710 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,704 - And the rest of their life to be good. 711 00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:15,276 - Where's all that going? 712 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:19,062 - I'm giving back. 713 00:37:19,106 --> 00:37:20,629 - To who? 714 00:37:20,673 --> 00:37:22,544 - The people who deserve it. 715 00:37:35,514 --> 00:37:37,559 Last chance. 716 00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:42,129 You were right. - Oh, I know. 717 00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:45,872 - I don't know where we're going. 718 00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:48,004 I just wanna go there together. 719 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,150 - Looks like a star. 720 00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:11,463 [Goldberg's "Winter/Summer"] 721 00:38:11,506 --> 00:38:15,118 ♪ 722 00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:18,383 Jackets, bathroom, car! 723 00:38:18,426 --> 00:38:21,342 Let's burn some rubber. 724 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:23,388 Hmm. 725 00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:25,607 ♪ 726 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:27,479 You already tried to return it, didn't you? 727 00:38:27,522 --> 00:38:29,219 - Oh, yeah. They were gonna hose me good. 728 00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:30,960 [laughs] 729 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:34,355 ♪ 730 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,096 - Almost up and running, huh? 731 00:38:36,139 --> 00:38:38,185 - We had an issue with the previous owner. 732 00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:40,753 - No, I love it. 733 00:38:42,232 --> 00:38:44,278 - You do? - Yeah. 734 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:48,369 Get away with anything you want in a place like this. 735 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:51,633 - Well, it'll look even better when I get the spas back in. 736 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:52,852 - Oh, yeah? 737 00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:55,028 - And the barbecue accessories. 738 00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:56,290 - Cool. 739 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,161 I'll take a dip. 740 00:38:58,205 --> 00:39:00,120 - Okay. 741 00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:03,123 - You wanna join me? 742 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:05,865 - I would be happy to have a sales representative 743 00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:07,475 walk you through all the features. 744 00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:10,565 - Nah. Those things breed diseases. 745 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,525 - When does it get to be mine? 746 00:39:13,568 --> 00:39:16,049 - When does what get to be yours? 747 00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:18,312 - ♪ It's time now I think of it ♪ 748 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:21,054 - I made all of this happen. 749 00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:23,317 - ♪ You came from the circus 750 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,319 - Next time, empty the clip. 751 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,712 [laughs] 752 00:39:26,755 --> 00:39:29,628 ♪ 753 00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:31,238 I'll see you soon, yeah? 754 00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:33,501 - ♪ You had a pocket full of tricks ♪ 755 00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:36,417 ♪ And six months to live 756 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,985 ♪ 757 00:39:39,028 --> 00:39:42,336 ♪ He's a gambling man 758 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:48,081 ♪ 759 00:39:48,124 --> 00:39:51,040 ♪ Ah 760 00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:53,086 ♪ 761 00:39:53,129 --> 00:39:54,174 - That's classy. 762 00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:56,132 - Always. 763 00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:57,482 - ♪ Ah 764 00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:59,745 - Hey, let your sister have a turn. 765 00:39:59,788 --> 00:40:02,835 ♪ 766 00:40:02,878 --> 00:40:06,055 To being small business owners. 767 00:40:06,099 --> 00:40:07,100 - Kinda. 768 00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:08,406 - Very small. 769 00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:09,494 - Like, micro. 770 00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:10,712 - Okay. 771 00:40:10,756 --> 00:40:12,235 To hit men. 772 00:40:12,279 --> 00:40:13,802 - Wherever they may be. 773 00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:15,761 - Good luck and Godspeed. 774 00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:18,459 ♪ 775 00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:22,071 - No way! 776 00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:24,073 You did my nails. 777 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:25,553 - Huh? 778 00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:28,034 - Go Red or Go Home, remember? 779 00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:29,601 - Oh. Hey. 780 00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:31,385 - [laughs] 781 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,517 You guys probably know this, 782 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,693 but your girl here's like Picasso. 783 00:40:34,736 --> 00:40:36,521 My hands are a work of art. 784 00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:37,522 - Oh, wow. 785 00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:39,001 - Gorge. 786 00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:42,744 - Yeah. [breathing heavily] 787 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,314 So what are you guys celebrating? 788 00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:50,404 ♪ 789 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,407 - ♪ Ah 790 00:40:53,451 --> 00:41:00,327 ♪ 791 00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:08,727 ♪ He sings songs, na na na na ♪ 792 00:41:08,770 --> 00:41:11,686 ♪ 793 00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:16,561 ♪ He sings songs, na na na na ♪ 794 00:41:16,604 --> 00:41:20,521 ♪ 795 00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:24,569 ♪ He's a gambling man 796 00:41:24,612 --> 00:41:28,442 ♪ 797 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:32,664 ♪ He's a gambling man 51165

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