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(happy rock music)

(Boy euphoric) Hey! Finally vacation.

We are free.

And folks, believe me, I'm so ready.

What? You never heard of Major Shag?

You are so innocent

But when I'm done with you, you're a horny bitch.

(Beat)

I'm doing things with you that you thought was impossible.

If you think I'm done and begging for mercy

I say, "Baby, I'm warming up."

(groans)

This is me: Aaron, Pornstar Number One.

(Rumble) (man) Open up!

(happy rock music)

And that's my gang.

You have something there.

-Oh, Digga. -No.

I tell you, it happens this summer.

-I can feel it. -Take me.

(Aaron) Julia and David, best friends.

Julia, sex changes everything.

-But i stay your first lady? -Forever.

(Aaron) Hannah and Mehmet, our dream couple.

And? Does it taste good?

Is your little sister just hanging on our legs?

(Aaron) Emma. Please smile.

Does it work?

Clear. This is scientifically proven.

-Why are you single then? -Wait, pimper.

-Pussy. -Peach.

-Mumu. -Rifle.

Underground car park.

-Drive-in. -Hotspot.

(Laughter)

Juicer.

Oh.

Punani.

What is Punani?

Um...

(with an Italian accent) Panini: Ciabatta with Mortadella.

- (Laughter) bun!

-I don't like pussies. - (in choir) Yes, David, we know.

-You also? -Clear.

(Aaron) But Julia still likes David.

(Song: "Wild Stare" by Giant Rooks)

(Indie pop music)

It is you, the skies are open We grow, we grow up

And be the grown-ups We deny, we deny to bring it on

-Yes. -Freedom.

The games can begin.

'Cause we don't say no wherever we go, go

Whenever we doubt we're steady apart

'Cause we don't say no Whenever we start

Whenever we fall we're steady apart

Wild stare at the dust bowls

Time is a gift

Praying for the fog to lift

Full joy for my trussed soul

I get high

Say bye-bye

(Aaron) Fuck. Where did we end up?

-Nothing works here. -No.

-There's probably no gay scene here. - Believe me, homos are everywhere

Where is this aunt now?

(Aaron) Doesn't that start horror movies?

-Ellen! - (bicycle bell)

(romantic electric guitar music)

(enchanted strum)

(Emma) Ellen is cool. We can do whatever we want with her.

Wow. So many are you.

Welcome to the Virgin Island.

(Aaron silly) we? Spinsters?

Not for long.

Don't think you can do what you want here.

(Aaron) But that's exactly what we were going to do.

(Aaron) Emma, ​​should I take your backpack?

(Emma) Thanks. How far?

I thought your aunt was a hippie bride.

I don't know why she's helicoptering.

(Hannah) Ah, nice.

Very cool.

Walked in.

Boah, Diggi, I have a lucid dream.

Awesome.

I need an appointment right away.

Boah.

(all groan)

Cheesy, dude.

- (cool jazz music) - (strict) rule number one...

At sunset you are in the house.

- (all) what? -Rule number two...

-Here with your drugs. - (all) huh?

No grass? Dope? Weed?

We don't have drugs.

You are more narrow-minded than your parents.

I promised my brother to take care.

He wanted to get rid of us so that he could fuck his new girlfriend.

If someone gets pregnant here, it's my turn.

(Aaron) It's hard to avoid.

(Giggle)

Rule number three...

-You'll do it. - (Aaron) Uh...

- (Man on the phone) How are you? -Brother, your brats are here.

Please remind them of sunscreen. They get sunburned immediately.

(worried) Really. Did you because of drugs...

(Aaron) Fuck.

(Ellen) No, I didn't feel her.

What are you doing now?

- (Mehmet) Let's go. -Off to the beach.

(David) Aaron, Digga.

(Hannah) Juhu!

The main thing is that they are in bed in time.

And Emma doesn't like kohlrabi.

Are they already gone?

This may indeed be something.

(they hoot)

(Song: "Everything is now" by Bosse)

All the best super things All do, all do

What you dream you have to do

All the best super things

Just do it Just do it

(lively pop music)

And everything is now

It is everything, everything now

Life is short

Too short for a long face

And what you dream you have to do

Do you see the surf instructor?

Hot, right?

(Man groans)

Better hide away.

Would you rather hide?

All the best super things

Everything is now

Aren't you going into the water?

Nah, I hate swimming.

Since when has that been?

I'll die soon anyway.

OK. What makes you think that?

Breast cancer.

There's a lump here.

Man, Emma. It's just your tits.

They are growing.

They are getting so fat!

(spacey music)

But I don't want tits!

Well.

-Ey, you funeral dumpling. -Ey.

(Emma growls angrily)

(romantic music)

Boah, who is that?

(growls grimly)

(stammering) Emma.

(Emma roars) Man.

What's up, Emma?

With you it's always about one thing.

What else is it about?

And since Julia has had her period, she's been so embarrassed.

(sensitive) Hey... Emmchen.

You know, nobody does anything to me.

If you like, we'll take a boat tour.

-Really? -Yes really.

(Hannah sighs) There's really hot guys here.

For you, not for me.

You have to give me a few tips.

At last! Oh God. I thought you wanted to be a virgin forever.

- (man) Strawberry twice? - (girl) Yes.

Hey, look, how about that?

-And the two. - (Julia) Hm...

(Seller) Please be fine.

-Have a good time! -Thank you.

(Seller) Hey!

It was not me.

Too bad.

Oh god I'm dying.

Two strawberries.

Two strawberries. And for you?

Um... vanilla and chocolate.

(laughs) Yuck. OK. Sure you don't get one like that.

How so?

How, why? What kind of porn are you watching?

Absolutely none.

Everyone watches porn.

-No, I swear. - (laughs)

(both) Ah.

Then maybe different:

Do you know anyone with armpit hair?

-Clear. -Except your dad.

(Man sighs)

N / A.

(cool rock music)

(Pen squeaks)

(reads) tongue acrobat...

looking...

(laughs mischievously) ... snake charmer.

-Hi. -Hi.

(breathes pressed)

Ouch. Julia, it didn't even start.

Oh why am i doing this to myself

Then maybe at least someone licks you.

-So then. Good day. - (Hannah) good afternoon.

(coughs) So.

You can choose your style and color.

What do i know: hashtag,

Butterfly,

Fidget spinner.

Whatever you want.

I'll make you a fucking giraffe too.

Or your parents' phone number.

The. "Hollywood Cut".

"Hollywood Cut"? Good choice.

Then you free yourself, please.

(breathing heavily)

Moment!

I do not want everything.

Then the classic?

The runway.

(clicks)

Yes.

N / A?

Yes.

I already guess what should land there.

(Aircraft noise)

(Bed squeaks)

(both moan)

- (Hannah moans monotonously) - (Mehmet moans lustily)

(Mehmet sighs)

(Mehmet breathes exhausted)

(Hannah) Give me a handkerchief.

Over there.

(Mehmet groans)

Here.

Did you come

Well, a little bit.

Then why did you moan so much?

Well, because it was still fun.

Nevertheless? Apparently not enough.

Do you want again?

Nah, let's go.

Am I doing something wrong?

Why you? You came.

(cool jazz music)

There is also a Russian submarine.

(enthusiastic) A fun pool with a slide and a wild water track.

(Message tones)

And a dark hole.

(Message tones)

Oh.

There was a terrorist attack in Hamburg and all your parents are...

dead.

Nice.

(everyone giggles)

(Cell phone rings)

(Woman with a French accent) Hello, sweetie.

I want to summon your snake.

Are you coming to my hotel

-Later. We eat. -(Laughter)

(Aaron) bingo. There was the first.

Dude, it stinks me full.

-Awesome. -Yes.

(everyone talks confused)

(Julia) Let's go.

(Aaron) You look chic.

- (laughter) - (Hannah) you too.

- (David) Ciao, Ellen. - (Julia) Ciao.

-Thank you again for cooking. -With pleasure.

You will be home by ten at the latest.

(all) Yes.

(sighs with relief)

What are you doing here?

Aren't you going to the party?

I? I'm not stupid.

(Indie pop music)

Hey what's going on?

(both) Hey.

Seriously?

(groans) What then?

Digga, did you see that? She turns this guy on before my eyes.

-Are you crazy? -Incredible.

(soft guitar music)

(Aaron) Mehmet, come with me.

Read this and you will have so many pussies

that you wish you had two tails

(Aaron laughs)

Okay, what do I have to do?

(Julia sings) When I fall asleep And I am going to dream

Then it's you I am thinking of

So sweet

Singing the rain away

-Are you two to me? -Yes man.

And wake up with a smile Just being happy for a while

You said you know that you are not the only one

-Hey. -What's up?

-All right? -Yes everything is good.

-Will you give me a beer? -Yes, sure.

You know I am yours And I am singing just for you

Hey

Yo, what's up?

-Noah, I'm happy. -David.

Nice. I've never seen you here.

-Julia! -Hey.

-Did we see each other on the water? -Come over. I have to show you something.

Do you want to feel

(hesitant) Okay. What?

Awesome.

-Not good? -Yes, yes.

- colored too? -Pink.

What?

Do you think he's on it too?

Who? Noah?

(enthusiastic) Noah.

- (chuckles) Nah. -Jealous?

Sweetie, I don't like pussies.

-Wanna bet? -You lose anyway.

Okay, whoever loses has to win...

No, better: the winner and Noah

organize a romantic picnic with sparkling wine.

-Deal. -Deal.

Jo, are you still drinking something? I invite you.

Three "Sex on the Beach".

You are not 18. For you only "Virgin".

"Virgin", very funny.

You're a surf instructor, aren't you? I want to surf.

Sure, come over. I'll give you an hour.

Morning? I am also at the start.

Nice. Then tomorrow at half past nine.

-Cool, great. -Cool.

-I'm happy, goodbye -See you.

-Ciao. -Ciao.

(Electric guitar music)

He really likes me.

In your fuckin 'dreams.

It's your turn.

Yes.

(sighs)

What year did the Berlin Wall fall?

What wall?

I can not anymore. You won.

-No. Wait. One more question. -I am tired.

-A question. -OK.

Can your guts burst during sex?

I don't know the card at all.

Answer the question.

Very unlikely.

Why does dad's girlfriend have to be tied up during sex?

What?

Your daughter catches you having sex and you don't talk to her?

(embarrassed) Yes. I know.

(Ellen) Then you thought:

Your sister is a sexologist. That can fix that in a week.

(Ellen sighs angrily)

(snorts) Okay.

What do you want to know?

Chicks are mostly in groups.

We stalk like lions at an antelope herd.

Hot chicks in particular don't want to be ignored.

Never talk to the horny, but first treat yourself to her friend,

until the horny comes to you all by yourself

-Okay, go. -Quiet, Digga, calm.

If you speak to her, make her small.

-How so? -How, why?

If I find her good, what does it do if she hates me?

Ask simple questions that she can't answer yes or no.

-And physical contact. -OK.

I should ask open questions, grab them

and get ready?

-Man! Just imitate me -OK.

(casual rock music)

Bro, not that serious. You look like a psycho.

Keep smiling.

(Aaron) All hot chicks in one place.

(charming) hey, nice outfit.

Thank you.

Are you a model?

A little bit. I was on the front page of the Nordic dike display.

Cool. Is this a porn magazine?

What?

Dude, are you still alright?

Diggi, why did you say that? That was insulting.

That's exactly what it's about. You have to break it.

Come on. And now you.

(casual rock music)

Hey May I read your hand?

Hi. I don't believe in it, but why not?

(romantic guitar music)

You seem to be a very sensual person.

Your venus mound is very distinctive

and your heart line very powerful.

You're getting to know a very cool guy

who will be the first German-Turkish Chancellor.

You could be...

(hesitates)

I'll read the other hand later.

Ouch!

I look like a plucked chicken

with a pink runway between the legs.

-Morning is back to normal. -I'll let it grow again.

Then nobody licks you.

Who doesn't lick me because I have a bush

is not the right one.

So come here.

Um

Do it once and off you go.

So if a man and a woman want to make love

then the penis becomes stiff and the vagina becomes moist.

How old am I? Five?

Do you have to be naked to fuck?

You don't have to, no.

If you like it, do it in a diving suit.

You would need a zipper or a hole in the...

Can you put the pill in your pussy?

Sure, you can do that.

- Just don't bring anything. -Very funny.

And what is a pussy pop?

(imitates a pups)

(chuckles)

(both laugh)

(relaxed R'n'B music)

(quiet conversations)

(Mehmet) Two beers, please.

Thank you.

Here, Digga.

-Hi, is there something to drink? -Yes, sure.

Digga, give her a try. She likes you.

Nah, man. Never. You have to ignore your target object.

Come on, bring her one. Hey

Come on.

-Now go now. - (sighs)

(Electric guitar music)

-Hi. -Hey.

(sighs nervously)

-All right? -How are you?

(swallows swiftly)

(belches)

(groans)

(loud rumble)

(Aaron) Oh, fuck.

(slaps) Great.

Wow.

(reads) "Take the ring and your thing will be ready."

(groans)

(She moans)

(Rubber squeaks)

(Cell phone rings)

(Aaron grumbles)

(Woman with a French accent) Chéri, I'm so keen on you.

Are you coming over?

(whispers) Hello?

(snores)

(loud) hello?

-Morning. -Morning.

-Do you want to go to the bathroom too? -Yes, in front of you!

(groan)

(Julia) Ey!

Sorry baby, but Noah is mine.

You are such a pussy, ey.

(David) At least I don't have one.

(Rock music)

-Hey. -Hey.

Hey

-Hey. - (hesitates) You have...

-Cool style. -Thank you.

Hops

(David laughs nervously)

-Jo, do we start? -Yes!

(Noah) So, we know the position. We are in support.

Now we want to raise our hips quickly and vigorously,

jump on both feet and then ride the wave, okay?

And off!

A little more up.

Hold down so that you are stable.

I agree.

Do you have experience or is it your first time?

He is still a virgin.

Then we feel our way slowly?

Hey

I am also a virgin.

Good.

(clears throat) Are you ready for the water?

-Yes. -Yes / Yes.

Cool.

(David) Oh... Ah!

I have a smoothie here, self-made.

Cool, thanks.

(Rock music)

Mmh.

-Megalecker, man. -Thank you.

We start with the basics, yes?

Hey Aaron. Wake up.

-Aaron! - (grumbles)

(Squeak)

Emma, ​​what are you doing here?

What about our boat trip now?

(Clapping)

Equal.

(groans)

(Woman with French accent) Did you sleep well?

(whispers) Hotel Seeblick. I'll be waiting for you in the lobby.

Fuck.

-Are you coming? Please... -Fuck.

-Please, I'm so keen on you. -What's this?

-A double rabbit. -Please come.

-Can I have it? -It's for fucking.

But not for boring pensioner sex,

but for hot porn star sex.

(Double rabbit vibrates)

(groans annoyed)

(groans in pain)

Fuck. Ouch! Crap.

(Rock music)

Sorry, Diggi, in a hurry. The bitch is waiting.

The caller?

Exactly, it is already groaning on the be "Aaron, please, come."

"Oh, please get me!"

A little tip: Don't call them "Bitch".

What bitch?

(Aaron) Major Shag doesn't burn anything.

Better a blind date than no date at all.

(casual) Okay, here comes Aaron.

I am also called Major Shag,

and I'll get it from you.

(Rock music)

(Woman) good afternoon.

Good day,

Everything okay?

(breathless) Easy.

You don't even have stamina while jogging.

Thank you. So is it up to me?

-Hey. -Hey.

Your girlfriend, what's her name?

Do you mean julia

Give your arm.

(Engine roars)

-You can get in touch. -I tell her.

What did he want from you?

Sex.

(wild rock music)

- (cries out) - (laughs) Come up.

The best thing is to get more power out of your legs.

(groans)

(Julia) Noah, help!

Yes wait. Wait.

(cries out)

(Julia calls) Help, Noah!

(cries out)

-Hey. -Are you helping me now?

- (David moans) - (Noah) Sure.

(groans frantically)

- (laughs shyly) -What?

Um ..

Oh god, have you never seen breasts?

(David) Vegan, organic, fair trade and gluten free.

Mmh.

You should be a cook.

Really? Do you find?

No, I'm not good enough for that.

Clear.

I'm finishing my studies

and then we do it on a really nice beach

together a restaurant.

- (laughs) Don't kid me. -I do not do.

I really don't.

Hey

It was not me.

What are you still doing today?

Win a bet.

-Well, you lollipops? -Hey.

N / A.

Can I have a piece?

-Clear. - (giggles)

-Delicious. -OK. I hit it, okay?

I still have an hour. See you later.

-Ciao. - goodbye

You are so cheap, ey.

(melancholic guitar music)

(Aaron) Easy. Every defeat brings you closer to your goal.

(Splashing)

(Screams and laughter)

Um... sorry.

Take off your clothes, man. This is nudism here.

It looks like a donut. Hair everywhere and a hole in the middle.

- You look the same later. -That's real masculinity.

King, Ghandi, Marx: Everyone had hair on their chests.

I like smooth and slippery.

-How about the caller? -Class number.

Five mega orgasms. I got her so...

Hi. Are you going to cream my back

(nervous) Sure.

Thank you.

(romantic music)

Thank you.

(Mehmet laughs)

(breathes hectically)

(Rock music)

Fuck.

-What's happening? -Nothing.

Did you get your days

Wow.

It's nice.

-Welcome to the club. - fucking club!

-I have it too. -Yet again?

Me too.

I bleed like a pig for five days every three weeks.

I all six, but then nothing works.

I know babe.

Thanks for the information.

Guys, we're bleeding. And another thing:

We don't just blow bubbles.

We poop!

(Laughter)

Guys, I'm bleeding to death here!

Here you can have.

Uh... I'm still a virgin.

I hope so.

(laughs) Oh no. I can not believe it.

My nieces believe the virgin delusion?

What delusion?

The myth of the sacred hymen.

This is utter nonsense.

The first time it doesn't have to bleed or hurt.

How do you know if a girl has had sex?

You can't see that. Not even gynecologists.

-Really? -Yes.

I can do it.

Because of this nonsense, so many girls worldwide suffered.

I can not hear it anymore!

Sorry, I have my days.

I really have other problems now.

I come with you.

Truth or Dare?

Truth.

-What was your most embarrassing experience? -(Laughter)

We had swimming training in school.

I noticed afterwards that I got out of the swimsuit

the cord is hanging out of the tampon.

(soft murmur)

-Truth or Dare? -Mandatory.

Pick someone you want to kiss.

- (Aaron) Noah. -(Laughter)

-Noah, Noah! - (Hannah) kissing!

(everyone goes silent)

(calm guitar music)

(Boy) Hui.

(Boy) Wow.

(all hoot and whistle)

Age.

(Julia) He meant you.

You won.

-Mandatory. -(Laughter)

Give the bottle...

a blowjob.

-Easy. - (hoot)

(groans)

(Laughter)

(Boy) Be careful with your teeth.

- (girl) Hi. -Hey.

-Hi. -N / A?

- (Aaron swallows) - (laughter)

(appreciative hoot)

(swallows hard) Oh fuck!

(Laughs)

Does anyone know the corkscrew trick?

Nah.

(Mehmet) Nah.

Guys, the corkscrew trick? Nobody?

(spacey music)

(Aaron) It's too hot.

- (Aaron) She's killing me. - (she breathes loudly)

(Aaron) It kills me.

(Cell phone vibrates)

(calls) It's dad.

(Ellen) Talk to him.

Oh, no buck.

(Cell phone keeps vibrating)

(Ellen) Fuck.

-Hi there? -It's me.

Yes?

-What are you doing now? -How so?

-You're already in bed, right? -Yes.

-For real? I hear there... -It's very quiet here.

- Promise me... -By Mama's inheritance: everyone is in bed.

-It's important... -Yes.

-... that they rest. -Good night!

(Ellen moans)

And where are they?

Truth.

Tell me: when was the last time you got one down?

(Laughter)

(Aaron) I would like to get one down now.

Earlier. I need it at least once a day.

What?

You always have time for the important things.

(Boy) Once a day?

I have an appointment with Dr. five times a day Masturbinski.

That is why the toilet paper is always at home.

OK. I have a whole starry sky on the ceiling.

-Uh. - You have no pressure five times.

I shoot higher than anyone I know.

Let's start. Village versus city.

Or don't you shoot far enough with your party pickles?

-We jerk you off! -I want to see that.

-Count me in. -Ey, but not here please.

(Mumble)

-Oh. Nah, right? - (Hannah) Oh, how gross.

-The bullies, ey. What's that about? -Oh God.

Guys, don't you do it yourself?

But already.

That is really nice.

-No. I do not do such things. -What for?

Maybe because it's fun?

How else do you want to know how you like it?

I bet you don't know what yours looks like.

Yes, it's not that easy either.

Don't you have a mirror

I don't like pussies.

Not on your own, either?

Well, I would lick myself

but I can't get it.

(wild rock music)

(strained groan)

What are you staring at? Envious?

On what? On his gonorrhea?

What's up dude Give your best. We still lose because of you.

Digga, don't stare like that.

Ey, he can't even get one up.

(breathless) How old are you? Pensioner?

(Moan)

Well guys.

Oh fuck.

(hectic calls)

(wild rock music)

And who won now?

What did I say when you should be home?

Seriously...

Did you look at yourself down there?

Nah. You?

Hi there?

I'm talking to you. No more funny.

From now on you will stay at home. Or I'll come with you.

I'm 16.

You're so embarassing. Fully the philistine aunt.

Embarrassing?

(snotty) Yes.

At least I know what my pussy looks like.

Oh.

(Hannah) Oh, here. It's from the ice cream seller.

(Hannah) Take a picture.

-What's up. -He gave it to me for you.

-Really? -Yes. Really.

But I want Noah.

Come on! You just don't want David to get Noah.

Hey, come here.

I know how it hurts you But it doesn't get any better that way.

Promise me you'll call him.

Never.

(Clapping)

(Aaron) Boah, I think blowjob without swallowing is not possible.

What, dude?

Everyone has to decide for himself

what he swallows and what doesn't.

As long as she chooses to swallow.

Say, is there XXL here?

There's only XS for you.

Funny.

Wrong.

(sighs annoyed)

You have to hold it on top at the top.

There must be no air in there. Then carefully pull down.

Boah, Digga.

Oh, you're annoying.

I think I fell in love.

-The surfer? - (Aaron) A megapussy.

Are you crazy? Political correctness?

Man, Diggi. I mean the pussy over there.

(Harp music)

(Aaron moans) Oh, cool.

(whispers) Age.

(amazed)

Hey guys, come on. Let's get away

(Aaron moans)

(Mehmet laughs)

(Aaron) Oh, you're making me all wet.

- (Mehmet) I'll get you. -Hot.

(groans)

(Battle cries)

(laugh)

(in a dark voice) Luke, I'm your father.

(Aaron) I'm a great pussy. Oh, Mehmet.

(Aaron) I'll get you. Oh yes, come here.

(groans)

-Hi there? - (vibrator whirring)

-We were looking for you. -Do you have an appointment?

(Whirring)

-What do you do with something like that? - She'll show us right away.

-So something like that. -What then?

We still don't know how she likes it.

(tenderly) Maybe she likes it very tender.

Or maybe a little harder.

This is the clit pearl.

It is extremely sensitive.

With every touch it's like a violent explosion.

I think I'll get a stand.

-Take it seriously. -You shouldn't rub it on.

Nah.

And here... it also feels particularly good.

The clitoris is a huge erectile tissue.

As big as the penis, just inside.

Awesome.

How do you notice that she is horny?

Dude, how stupid are you? When she screams with lust.

Well, you can't be so sure about that.

If it comes towards you with the pool, is damp...

Sometimes it's like she sucks her finger in on her own.

(laughs) Now me.

(groans exaggeratedly)

No, no, no.

From the outside to the inside

prepare with feeling.

It feels good.

I think I'll be right there.

(Mehmet) How do you know that she has an orgasm?

-If she... - (Aaron moans)

... flinches rhythmically inside.

(clears throat)

Sometimes you don't feel it.

Can it be that she doesn't notice it herself?

Yes, she notices when she comes.

(sensual music)

Do you have any questions?

-Uh... -Good. I still have something to do.

-Yes, sure. -You leave it here!

(laughs) Yes, of course.

(Moan)

Have you ever had an orgasm?

Clear.

Through clitoral stimulation or through the G-spot?

Um...

So...

How... How are you coming?

How... how do you do that?

Well...

With your fingers?

(groan with delight)

(flutes into cell phone) Ciao, brother heart.

Ellen? Hi there? Hi there!

(Ellen) It's my birthday tomorrow!

We celebrate in. It’s going to be really cool.

-Sexparty! - (cheers)

(sighs contentedly)

(Mehmet) Digga, the milf is so hot.

- Would you fuck them? -I? No way.

Neither do I.

On old horses you learn to ride.

I'll show you who the real "sex expert" is here.

-Let the shit, man. -Aaron!

-Oh man. - (David) Oh, Aaron.

(loud farting sound)

Strike!

Has anyone lost a condom?

Nope.

Things are supposed to stay on it.

Um... we can't do it.

Can you show us, Mistress?

I have no duty today.

You're welcome.

Well, pull down your swimming trunks.

All three.

(Ellen) Hopp, hopp.

She just wants to demonstrate her superiority.

Was that a political statement?

-Sex is always political. -Mehmet Luther King.

(Laughter and shouting)

(happy ska music)

(Ellen) Oh no, it's wet!

(wild screeching)

- (Hannah) Hey! - (cries out)

(Martin) Hello? Ellen!

Hi there? Ellen!

Martin?

Martin?

And? What about my mega romantic date?

What more do you want? You have everything.

-That was the deal. -Shit deal.

You are a bad loser!

Better than a fagot!

At least I don't stay a virgin forever.

(melancholic guitar music)

Here are you.

What is it?

No wonder nobody wants me.

With the fat butt

with the breast, and look at these feet.

(Emma) I have the same feet and I like them.

Great.

Thank you. Now I feel so much better.

Sorry, I just wanted to help you.

Should I help you? Dad won't leave his new girlfriend

just because you think she sucks.

Violent.

(Beat)

(hectic) Hannah!

(hasty knock)

(hasty knock)

How long have you been graduating?

The pee does not come from the pussy, but from the hole under the clitoris.

(confused) How do you figure that out?

(Handygame drifts)

(Cell phone rings)

(timid) Hello?

(Woman whispers) Chéri, come over.

You're welcome...

You know where to find me.

Eight o'clock? Please really come this time, yes?

(hoarse) yes.

- (clears throat) Yes. -OK. (soft laughter)

Hi there?

(Aaron) Now you can start.

(lively indie pop music)

Yes, okay.

Oh fuck!

Hey

-Hi. -So, what do you look like?

How so?

But you don't go to the party like that, do you?

Don't you like it?

But.

But I don't want you to go to this sex party like that.

So am I embarrassing you?

You are not embarrassing me. The dress is embarrassing to me.

The dress, yes?

You're just going to control me.

Trust is good, control is better. Lenin already said that.

I assume Lenin also said

that you should fuck me?

You're constantly working on this moped servant.

What?

(angry) You forgot them.

(he groans)

Oh, Major Shag. Would you get me hard?

Oh yes, that's how you like it.

Allow,

Major Shag.

Pornstar Number One. Always ready.

(he groans)

(Beat)

Hey

Let's go boating.

Emmchen, not today. I have my date.

With who?

(hesitates) With sex?

You now too?

Sorry, happens.

But you promised me. You even suggested it.

Nobody does anything to me.

Hey, big one. In a few years you will be a really cool woman.

Then the boys fight over who can go boating with you.

And? Does everything stand for my date?

Don't forget the rubbers.

Hey, wait a minute.

I'm so sorry.

What? That you called me fagot?

Man, I didn't mean that.

Maybe I just did it with Noah

so that I can finally get over you

(sighs)

And? Did it work?

A little bit?

You're my best friend,

but I stand on tails and you have none.

Thank God.

What about the ice cream guy?

-What about that? - "What about that?"

Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla...

There was something.

Who wants to make the party playlist?

Julia cannot. She has a very romantic date.

Uh.

-Really now? -Yes, go. Come over.

(Julia) Hey.

Hi.

Vanilla, please.

(casual pop music)

Come on.

(slow rock music)

Hi.

-You? -Didn’t you really check that?

How did you like my French accent?

(laughs)

Oui.

Falling in on it.

(quiet guitar playing)

(Julia sings) When I fall asleep And I'm going to dream

Then it's you I'm thinking of

So sweet

Singing the rain away

And I wake up with a smile

Just being happy for a while

You said you know that you're not the only one

But a song may confirm That you are wrong, it's true

That I just want you

You and nothing else to do

You know I'm yours And I'm singing just for you...

(Vocals end)

(Aaron) Is this real or a lucid dream?

And now?

Um...

Uh...

Watch TV?

... countless animal species.

Millions of birds come every year,

to rest and brood.

By planting with dune grass...

-Is that yours? -Yes.

Wow.

I wrote for you.

Didn't you

- (laughs) -It's okay.

... for coastal protection...

Hey

-Hi. - (in a high voice) Hi. (coughs)

(deep) Hi.

What would you have done if I hadn't come?

-Then I would have called again. -Really?

Really.

Hey You've been a bad boy.

Come here. I need to spank you.

(Aaron) Oh. (laughs)

(laugh)

(casual pop music)

(happy pop music)

Hey

-Is everything going well again? -Yes.

-Hi. -Hi.

-You're there? -I missed you.

- (ringing) -Oh.

-Brother dear. -I'll take the ferry now.

-What do you do? -See you soon.

What? Now?

My brother is on the way here.

Emma, ​​sorry, do you know where your sister's...

Emma?

Oh shit.

(Baby cries)

(Man scolds)

-Ah! -Ah!

(relaxed guitar music)

(Julia breathes loudly)

Oh.

Don't you like it?

But.

Runway.

-Do you like that? -I'm crazy for you.

Oh yes baby.

Major Shag will screw your brain out.

Who?

Uh... well, my avatar.

Your avatar?

Yes.

(laughs) Come here, you.

(Beat)

-He? -Aaron!

Shit.

-Hey. -Hey.

Um, here you forgot it.

Emma, ​​are you crazy? Come on, get out.

(softly) huh?

Pensioner sex.

(Mats laughs briefly)

You're in a hurry.

(Julia giggles briefly)

-That will not do. - Wrong around?

Don't just turn around.

(Julia sighs)

Do you have another

Now he's tired anyway.

Do not you enjoy it anymore?

(both moan violently)

Hey Hey, easy.

Easy.

-What is? - (breathes exhausted)

-I thought you wanted sex. - (sighs)

Is this your first time?

So...

No.

Come over.

Give me your hand. I'll show you how I like it.

A little firmer.

Yes. (laughs)

Yes, that's good.

(both moan)

(Aaron groans)

-Oh no. -Never mind.

Hey, don't worry.

Yes, do something.

- (groans) -You really like me, don't you?

I have wanted you since I saw you.

I also you.

-Really? -Really.

Yes.

I'll give you 20 minutes.

- Just pull him out. -No, I don't do that.

Why not? I take the pill afterwards.

There are also diseases.

OK. You think i'm sick

That... I didn't say that.

Yes, maybe you are sick.

Who has the runway?

You do not even know me.

But am I good enough to fuck?

Apparently not even that.

(calm pop music)

-Hi there. -Hi.

You can definitely be helped, right?

-I want to look around first. -OK.

Yes, it's great for prostate stimulation.

You have never had an orgasm like this.

Aha, okay, and um...

For women, so...

Is there something, um...

um... so that the woman comes to orgasm?

Definitely?

Oah. Always this pressure to perform. Definitely?

Sorry.

And maybe with something else?

Mhm... no

Are you kidding me? This is a sex shop.

No. Yes, this is a sex shop, but...

Have you never heard of cool sex or the silent union?

Enjoy, that's what it's all about.

To let go. Orgasm is not the goal.

Maybe not for you.

We offer great workshops on slow sex.

Come on by some time.

Um, I'll just take this one.

So... see you again.

Bye.

"You can only get over David if you fuck someone else."

That worked really well.

(laughs)

If it were that easy.

"Or just leave you with a runway."

Yes, a runway.

(swelling rock music)

(Music becomes softer)

Empty.

Fuck. Always the same. Fucking coffee.

I know where we can get them.

Where, then?

(brisk 80s pop)

-Strawberry taste? -Mmm. Delicious.

(Hannah screams)

(Moan)

(cries out)

(groans, sighs)

(laughs)

(sighs)

What are you doing alone on the street in the middle of the night?

What does it look like?

Mhm.

(Phone rings and music from a distance)

(Policewoman) What is it?

This is an anal plug.

And Emma, ​​what's the matter?

And uh... that there?

The...

is the double rabbit.

Ellen is there.

Kinnings.

(Policewoman) I have it.

Ellen! At last.

Uh, wait. Something is still missing.

-Here... um... -Thank you.

Not for that, right?

Greetings to Elke. Beautiful evening. Come over.

Yes bye.

Julia!

(coughs)

Shit.

(screams) Oh god.

Don't look down.

Oh God!

Dear God, don't let me die as a virgin.

(groans loudly)

(Emma) Julia!

(Julia) Ah! Help!

-Help! -Julia!

-Help! -Julia!

Ellen! Ellen, help, please!

-Please help me. -I help you. Take my hand.

- (screams) -Take it again.

-Julia! -I can not.

-Come over! - (Emma) You can do it!

Give me your hand.

-Three two one. -(screams)

(Emma) Yes, go!

(to cough)

You won't do that again.

Look at the moped servant.

-Did you take care of her well? -He?

(Mats) Huh?

Julia.

Brother dear.

-Hi. -Surprise!

Julia. Next time I think of rubbers.

And I think your pink porn hairstyle is actually cool.

What I want to tell you...

Yes...

-I want to sleep with you. -Hey.

This is my father.

Oh shit.

Am I right here? Tell me what's going on here.

Don't blame me. You have no idea.

You made the only shit.

What do you want from me? I have sex, okay?

Or better, do I have sex too? In my way.

Dad, please no details.

Hey, Mr. Koller. What's up?

I'm going to get a beer now.

I just wanted you

best wishes from.

Nice that you're here.

- (girl) Hey. -Hi.

You still wanted to read my hand.

I don't feel like palm reading right now.

And? Do you have?

Nah. I will wait a little longer.

But he's cute.

May I?

You will always be my first lady.

OK.

Rub, lick, suck, circle...

Beat?

What about spray cream?

-You tried everything? -Yes.

Have you ever asked what she's into?

So how does she like it?

Fuck.

I'm really such a miserable feminist.

(Pups sound)

(both laugh)

(both moan faster)

(Groans ebbs)

(relaxed disco music)

Emma, ​​I know the whole scene wasn't that cool for you.

And...

I'm so sorry.

Next time, just close your fucking door.

That means we're good now?

Do you still have your girlfriend

Which friend?

-I'll get another beer. -Mhm.

And that is confiscated.

We'll have it right away.

(loud moan)

Uh...

Do not feel disturbed. Have fun.

(both moan loudly)

Where's Aaron?

(Emma in silence) He's fucking!

Oh.

(Twittering birds)

I have a lucid dream.

(Aaron) Sometimes you're looking for the one...

Hey, wait!

... and find something completely different.

And sometimes that's so much better.

Sex changes everything.

It's like riding a bike.

You fall on the snout a thousand times.

But at some point it works all by itself.

Come on.

(Shouting)

Hello my dears.

Concentrated masculinity.

None has burst. Oh shit!

-N / A? - (laughs)

- (laughter) Hello? Command to the headquarters.

(Hannah) And zack.

-And zack. -Ah.

Are you so happy to see me?

- (woman) Why are you coming now? - Unfortunately, I can't say that.

Wait a minute. Huh? I have sex.

(Hammer)

Ah. (Lapping)

Ready for take-off.

(hisses)

(groan and laugh)

-What... -I can pop with that.

(laugh)

Cut wood? Hot.

(laugh)

(Cheers)

OK. Hey guys uh... (hisses)

-That... -That was over there.

(moan)

(Woman moans loudly)

(Woman screams)

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