Original subtitles

Hello Ros

How's that novel you're working on?

It's OK If you like scrumbled pieces of paper in a bin.

You just haven't found your story yet.

What's this one about?

Kids, magic, wishes that cause trouble.

Sounds a bit young.

No ones too old for wishes.

Let's go Monkey.

No no no - No Charge.

Thank You.

Is that Gel in your hair?

Come on we're in a rush.

Why? - It looks weird.

How weird?

Really weird.

There you are.

You are going with me young lady.

I'm busy

Busy, this is not busy.

I'm making friends, You said I should make friends, right.

Friends; This is not what a friend looks like.

This, This is a mugshot on the six o'clock news.

If you don't come I'll call the cops.

Go ahead, with any luck I'll get deported.

Robby.

I thought I asked you to pack

What good is that?

Come on, a bit of action please

I just don't know what's wrong with you Smash.

I've got a good mind not to take you on this vacation at all.

So don't, take me somewhere good like back home.

We are home.

This sucking little country

Have you seen what they eat? Mushy Peas, they eat mushy peas Mom.

And they drive on the left - Gosh you almost killed us.

You will absolutely love this place guys - I promise.

Is there a phone signal?

I hope not.

Imagine that Robbie, peace and tranquility, romping in the dunes.

And there's a bit of a suprise.

Is there WiFi?

No There's no WiFi.

Is that the suprise?

It isn't a very good suprise

It's not the suprise.

What if Mum wants to phone us.

What if she's having a crisis

Mum is a big girl, she can look after herself.

Robbie, if you play that thing all the way you're gonna to be sick.

See I've been packed for weeks

I did mention we are going to the British coast right

You are maybe, this is my luggage for the Seychells.

Where I'm moving when Daddy comes

Smash - Smash I don't think your Daddy....

Smash Smash - Hey Maunie.

You wanna fly Yeah Fly

What's this Dad?

This is a sound I'm getting into.

Mumbling....

What do you think this suprise is going to be?

Nothing good.

It's Mum, what if they get back together.

It will be like before

Long silences and emotional repression.

Shush - Before that it was all alright.

.....and civil unrest

There's no unrest in the Seychelles.

Your fathers there give them time.

What is this?

Oh No you've got to be kidding me.

What! I can cook

I'm a Mom aren't I

Moms are supposed to cook.

I don't want to get poisoned.

So

What do you think?

I feel sick.

Just keep calm, deep breaths, breath through your nose

It's coming out.

Well try and keep it in.

Thanks

Mom.

Who are they?

Let's go inside.

Maudie, Smash this is David.

Guys I'd like you to meet Alice.

You should know your Mom talks about you girls all the time.

What a coincidence - She doesn't talk about you at all.

Why are you holding hands?

Well um.

We have something to tell you.

I feel sick.

Ros, Robbie

Your Dad and I

Well, we've been ah.

We've been seeing each other.

Agh.... That is revolting.

Hey Smash

Can we go home please?

Wait, when you say seeing each other

You mean seeing each other.

Look this holiday's a great opportunity for everyone to get to know each other, come on.

What do you say?

Great going Mom.

You've ruined my life, Again.

I'm going to my room.

But what about Mom?

Ros - Moms not....

Hey. That's my room I was here first.

Now it's my Room

I said get out.

Stop it, it's my room now, I was here first. stop it go away, my room.

This is my half stay out.

Who brings books on a holiday?

People who can read. - People with no lives.

I mean look at these losers.

Get Off.

Hey we will make it work for all of them.

Yes we are, is that... Yes.

Get off of me.

She started it.

You're just impossible - I don't want to be here. - I don't want to be here.

Right. I have an idea why don't we all go for a picnic.

This is gross.

Nah I'ts going to be nice.

Gross stuff on my shoe.

Why don't we play a game, I spy with my little eye

Something begining with W.

Weirdo.

Honey, David is not a weirdo.

Hello.

You must be the new tenants over at the cottage.

You must be Mr. Trent from the er.

Mansion.

Yes that's right I live in the mansion.

Which is all part of my estate.

Quite some back yard you've got here.

I'm sorry; I can't quite understand what you are saying.

Oh, This is American.

You're American! For a moment I thought you had a speech impediment.

And you've got 4 children.

You have been busy haven't you?

No They're not all of our... Mumbling.......

And this is er Alice's daughter.

And for some reason you've called her Smash.

How delightful, who's the rest of the crew Crash Bang and Wallop.

Oh My! - Well that is extraordinary.

You - You, don't move

Brilliant!

Oh! and one of the rest of you.

Well better be getting back to the old mansion.

Do let me know if you need um......

Anything.

Yeah!

That will go there as a noun wouldn't it. Anything- Anything - Anything.

He seems like a very interesting fellow.

Shall we?

W

Anyone? Water.

Very good.

Why do you call her Smash?

Her real name's Samantha.

Hey!

Give it back.

Hey Give that back now Samantha.

Don't call me that.

Smash.

Smash are you alright?

Smash.

There's a tunnel.

Where'd you go?

Away from you.

We should tell someone, she might get hurt.

She's got my game.

Robbie, Robbie come back.

Wait for me.

Maudie, No come back.

Maudie.

Maudie

Maudie come back.

Robbie be careful its dangerous.

You wanna see dangerous.

Smash come down.

You're frightening Maunie.

Hey Robbie Hood Fetch.

Come on Kid, what you scared of.

He's got my shoe.

No

It's coming.

What is it -What is it?

No it hurt - He's hurting me.

Did it just speak?

Speak - yeah was angry shouting.

If I was going to speak I would have said something like.

Oh What's that?

Fine, you've got me.

What do you want?

My sister's shoe.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You stole it right off her foot.

Anything that touches this beach

Is an offering to the Samiad.

Samiad.

Yes Hello.

I'll take most offerings, I'm not fussy.

I know this, this is from my book 5 children and it.

The kids they find this thing and it gives them wishes.

One a day but nothing longer in a sense, but

if you don't want a wish they never work out.

There are consequences something unfortunate happens, you blame me, I get a bad name.

Which is a bad news.

I wish I was the best climber in the world.

Was that it?

What do you mean was that it, I nearly burst.

So we make a wish and what you make a fart?

Magic isn't all twinkly lights and stardust you know.

Some of us have to work with enhanchted stomach gases.

If you will excuse me.

Wait don't go. Yeah we want to listen to some more farts.

I'm sorry - Did I make the granting of your heart's desire look easy, because it isn't.

It's extremly tiring.

and stinky.

If you want a dead Samiad on your hands,

go ahead ask for two wishes. until then

one a day is the best I can do.

Come back tomorrow, if you survive this one.

I want my fairy.

Look it works.

Robbie be careful.

These wishes, there's a catch I know there is.

Higher, Faster!

Maybe we should go and look for them.

Maybe we should stay here and.....

No I think we should look for them.

I guess that would be the responsible thing to do.

Wait a minute, Hello, No it's fine shoot.

What. Hello can you hear me.

Hey Ros, you enjoying the sea air?

Can't talk - Book.

Well it's nice to see you running about a bit.

Robbie Come and get down the wish ends at sunset.

Faster.

Higher.

More dangerous.

Robbie hang on.

Grab the rope.

My switch.

You ok?

Oh for goodness sake.

Get your head out of that screen Robbie.

Bit of exercise.

Come on.

You'd think they didn't mention Oh! and by the way

The magic wears off after sunset.

There's something on my fairy.

It was pretty amazing today right.

Real wishes.

Real wishes.

Have you thought about what you might.

No.

Fine mumbling about phone.

Oh you call that a phone.

My dad got mine it's the best.

Just like my life will be when he takes me away from all of this.

Yes! I got a bar.

Let's see what else that thing does shall we.

Dad.

Sorry can't take your call right now.

Please leave your message after the tone and I'll get back to you as soon.....

Looking for someone?

Hey don't pelt me with sea barf.

Sorry it's a reflex.

to what.

To foolish children in search of ill advised wishes.

Then I've got great news for you Sandy.

This is the best wish you've ever heard.

Mum.

Ros I want to remind, I don't want you to miss this.

Miss what?

You'll find out, I'm sending you.......

Where from?

Um Smash says she gone out for a nature walk.

What did she really say?

That she hates all of us and we should just butt out of her life.

That's more like my daughter.

No Whisk - so um

Spoon

Anyway we were just wondering if maybe we could join her.

That's a funny way of butting out of her life.

Well just trying to make an effort.

Well good for you Ros

Making new friends that's nice.

OK Let's go.

Has Smash run away again?

No, she just wants us to take you to her.

Am I running away to?

No ones running away.

She made a wish happen, she got up early and made a wish.

Without telling us.

What wish? - Don't know.

Maybe she wished to be invisible.

Invisible would be cool.

I don't think she wished to be invisible.

Maunie, Robbie wait.

Where are we going?

Put your seat belt on.

Robbie, Maudie, the other one.

Come this way to the inside, follow me.

Who's Coco?

That's Coco Raine.

You made it.

Not long to go now, are you excited?

Confused mostly.

Where's Smash?

Come with me I'll take you to her.

Of course none of this is any suprise to me.

I knew she had it the moment I first saw her.

Hey Maudie, your big sister's a star what do you think?

Come on, lets get you into makeup Maudie.

The new video has got 2 billion views.

Smash you are the biggest on the planet

What about us?

There are some superfans who won a competition, go and stand by them

......Hey excuse me.

You could of at least told us before you just ran off.

Somebody throw a sheet over that.

Robbie, Smash Maudie Ros.

Yes, where is your mysterious daughter.

What's she up to eh?

Mr Trent.

Oh Hello

Well fancy seeing you up here.

On this cracky pathway.

What are you doing?

What on the, with the, and the....

Nature survey actually,

Just studying the fuana and flora of the area. Oh theres a bee.

You haven't seen our children have you, they've seemed to dissapeared.

They haven't dissapeared, we just don't know where they've gone.

Which is pretty much the same thing, I wish they wouldn't wander off.

But David the're children, you've got to give them some freedom.

I do give them freedom, I just tend to be with them at the time.

Which, you know what, they're going to be fine.

I grew up here myself and I was always dancing of into these moors in pursuit of some creature or another.

To be young again innocently pulling the wings off some natural creation.

Why don't you and your family come over to the mansion tomorrow,

We could all spend some time together, have a little drink, it might be rather fun.

Oh no we wouldn't want to impose.

It's not an imposition, I insist, I'd love it.

I was never blessed with children myself I think you can learn so much from them can't you?

Well that's very, very very kind of you. Thank you.

So you'll come , I'll put it in the pad tommorrow.

Chanting - Smash.

Hello, Smash, maybe we can stop to talk about how...

What! What happened?

Sunset.

No no no but I'd hardly started.

How did you get in here?

Run.

Run.

This is trash, I wany it back, I want it all back.

You can't, you have it for a while then it's gone.

That's the way it is.

We're going to be in so much trouble.

They are going to be in so much trouble.

I thought we should give them some freedom.

Have you any idea how we're going to get home?

The train service for Penzance is now standing at platform 8.

Calling at Reading, Bristol......

We don't have tickets.

We used to do this all the time back home.

Carriages are so much bigger there.

Something about big butts.

2 girls both 13 years old, a boy 9 probably with his hood up and a 5 year old girl.

Are you sure ther're not on a nature ramble?

At night - No.

Well theres a lot to see at night, Badgers, Owls

David, why's he asking about Owls?

They are not looking at Owls.

Are you sure, fancinating creatures.

Now this is a Tawny Owl.

I DON'T.....

I don't want to look at Owls, I want you to find our children, please.

You tried ringing them?

Hmm hmm, but theres no signal.

There's one up that ladder.

You know none of us choose this Smash, you could a least try to get along.

Not me, I'm going to go and live with my Dad in the Seychells.

Yeah, and what about your Mum?

She wouldn't even notice, all she cares about is her dumb job.

It's your mum.

What are you going to tell her?

That it's your fault.

Hi, Hi Alice this is Ros.

Ros, where are you, are Maunie and Smash with you?

Yes, Smash er Maunie got taken to hospital.

What, Hospital.........

We're fine, we're fine.

They gave her an injection and we're spoken for the phones to go out.

Occupied.

Which hospital, we're come and get you.

Their going to put us on a train, you can pick us up at the station.

A Train? haven't this country heard of ambulances before.

Calm down, calm down.......

Where's your Mom?

She's at university

Your Dad's younger......No! Of course not.

She just wanted to find herself.

Found herself a long way from you.

Is that why your dad left you?

No....He just got fed up with my Mom just like everyone else does.

Daddys gone to live with a new lady.

She reeled him in with her tight 20 year old sissy.

We are now approaching St Austel.

This is our stop.

Tickets Now.

Unbelievable - Totally unbelievable.

I know totally out of control.

I can't believe Robbie and Ros would ever do anything like this.

It's just not like them.

Meaning what

It's all Smash's fault.

Of course not, although

They've just never broken the law before.

Well you've never let them out of your house David.

I mean what are they going to do, embezzle your rhuburb?

Lets not argue.

No lets argue.

Come on, you've got a problem with my parenting, I wanna hear what you've got to say.

I don't have a problem with your parenting obviously.

Obviously, Obviously what

Smash has her issues but....

Issues.

You said issues, you told me that she had iss....

Let's just forget everything and move on.

No no no don't do that, don't try and smooth everthing over.

Tell me what you mean

I don't mean anything.

I'm sorry I mentioned it.

I don't want apologies David.

I want to know what you feel, what are you thinking.

Do it again, I want it again.

I don't do the same wish twice.

What are you doing?

It's my turn for a wish.

And what kind of wish are you going to ask for World Peace.

World Peace? Finally.

NO!

Maybe you should wish to be a famous writer.

Maybe you should wish youself up a brain.

Maybe you should wish youself up a boyfriend.

Maybe I should wish for the sweet release of oblivion.

What about 2 wishes today Sammy.

2 wishes a day is extremley hazardous for me.

If you want 2 wishes a day I suggest you find one of the 2 wishes a day Samiads.

Where are they?

Extinct.

Great, now you've scared him off.

I scared him off?

Yeah you scared him off.

Stop it, I didn't touch you, you pushed me.

Good Morning.

Do you think we maybe could not em.

Can we put last night behind us.

Thats the problem isn't it, putting things behind us

Prentending everythings OK.

I don't know if its going to work.

because of what I said?

It's not what you said, it's what you don't say. I never know what you're feeling because...

You're always so damn resonable.

Do you think thay might be too many raisins?

Yeah, maybe.

Look I promise I will, I will try to be a lot more unreasonable.

OK.

Lets give the kids another chance, maybe they'll calm down.

Kids arguing.....

This is it.

Welcome, Welcome to Trent House, come in come in.

Well, This is charming.

Oh I wonder if I might trouble you to remove your outdoor footwear.

Of course.

Would you mind awfully, shoes.

This is a heritage site.

If you don't mind.

Daddy shot that Hippo.

An incredible hunter. A real struggle that beast.

I'll just pop those, there.

So, what do you think?

It's charming, Yes really, really charming.

It's old and kind of worn looking.

I guess that's a British thing right.

Well it's not Disneyland but we do our best.

There was a time when the Trent's were Kings of the world,

my ancestors explored the globe, bravely uncovering lost civilations and

liberating their primitive nick nacs.

Great grand pops, he made his fortune in Africa

then blew it all on, well lets call it his final quest.

A quest? really for what.

Ultimate power,

riches beyond the dreams of man, the usual.

It was an obsession that finally destoyed him but which

may yet have a positive outcome.

Do you think perhaps I could offer you a cocktail.

and give the children a tour of the house.

We'll leave the adults to their stuffy entertainment

And I got some things I think you will find rather intriging.

Through here, come this way young lady.

Now this is an absolute gem and It's the only one like it in the world whats more.

Now look.......

Wow, look at this.

What's this do?

No, no, no, no we don't touch that, that's not for children.

Oh! night vision goggles.

Yes well plainly I'm a keen badger hunter enthusiast and er..

and a keen eye on the goings on of the badger.

Ah now you'll like this, This is the last living Dodo.

It looks kind of dead.

Formerly the last living Dodo, don't be pedantic, it's not an appealing quality in a child.

Come though this way...

What's this? - That's from China.

It's a Tyrannosaur's claw.

Did your family shoot it too?

No, but they did shoot the peasant that found it.

Please don't touch that, come on

Now I've got some more treats for you here, imaginary wonderful beasts and creatures

we've painstakingly preserved as treasures....

Ah! There you are.

Where's the toliet?

The water closet is upstairs on right.

Now who would like to see a stuffed elephant?

Hello there, nothing interesting in there for a young person.

Could I just ask, have you been here before?

or had a relative here, a Grandmother perhaps.

No. - Curious

Since you've been here have you come across anything unusual, any oddities?

Other than you, you mean?

Well listen if you should see anything unusual

do let me know, I'll make worth your while.

For example.....

Look at these.

Ros, I want to replace your Mom.

That's pretty much how she sees me.

No.. no its not - maybe a little bit.

Smash I am your step father.

Forgive me interrupting your ethnically insensitve erotica

but I think I'd like to get on with my afternoon.

Where are the others.

We said they could go.

Ros, Ros we need to talk to you darling.

I'll take that, thank you.

I know Smash isn't always easy,

She has difficulty making friends.

Girls anyways.

So, she knows how to talk to boys?

The wrong sort of boys.

Look Ros, I just want to say I really care about your Dad.

So do I - I know you do Honey

Your Dad, he's sweet.

Even when I first crashed into him he was just so........have I told you this?

How we met, I crashed into him with my car.

He asked me for my number.

I was like can you believe this guy, he's hitting on me at a road traffic accident.

Turns out it was for Insurance, but I wasn't going to let him get away without buying me coffee.

And he wasn't badly hurt, although his bike was wrecked.

So Ros I guess I wan't to ask is.....

Wait, you have bars.

Do you actually have bars.

It's my Mom.

I'll let you guys be alone.

Mum, is that you? It's noisy.

I'm at a party.

Seriously?

How are you doing out there with your father?

You getting on OK with Alice?

You know about her?

Your Dad's got to move on sweetheart.

Yeah but, I was actually wondering

Do you think that maybe when you've finished with all the partying and the studying and stuff

You might, you might actually come home.

Ros, we talked about this, your Dad's a lovely man..

Yes he is. He is a lovely man and you used to like him.

Ow.... That is sharp.

What kind of maniac leaves a Spinosaurus claw on a beach?

It's supposed to be a Tyrannosaur.

Excuse me, I think I know a Spinosaurus claw when it stabs me,

It's a very particular kind of impalment.

You've met Dinosaurs?

Of course I've met Dinosaurs, I've hid from Dinosaurs,

Or I would't had survived long enough to be pestered by you.

Now, the important thing about Dinosaurs.......

Can we have our wish now? it's Maunie's turn.

Oh yeah, never mind about the incredible prehistoric anecdotes.

Give us our wish.

What is it this time?

I wish, we can all......

You all right?

Um!

Yeah, I'm just feeling a bit light headed.

You know.

Alice is a really nice person.

I think you're going to like her.

You just need to give her a chance.

What are you doing?

Hugging the trees, you know being one with all the wildlife.

Why don't I give it a hug with you.

Oh! yes sure.

How am I doing, all right?

Great! , yeah.

Ros, there's something I want to ask you.

Oh really.

How would you feel if Alice moved in?

with us, with all of us, like a new family.

I know it will be difficult to begin, but what do you think?

Rossie?

Rossie.

Maunie wished we could fly, how great is this?

Dad wants us to live with Alice.

I thought so.

That's all you can say?

It not as if there is anything we can do to stop them.

Dad.

It's Smash's phone.

She got a text from her Dad.

There's no room for her at the moment.

Big surprise.

But how about I buy you some sneakers.

I try not to let her get her hopes up.

I really tried.

This way she stays with you, thus it's a good thing.

Yeah she's going to be so excited.

Ros, there's something wrong with Smash, come on.

Smash stop it.

I'm OK.

Why don't you just leave me alone.

You could have killed youself.

So what!

Who cares?

Even my Dad doesn't want me.

We want you, don't we Robbie.

Yes, you're all right.

There you are, just in time.

Dinner's ready.

There you go.

Oh! you found it.

Let's talk about that,

I'll save you the trouble, that was so expensive,

you are so irresponsible, what's wrong with you,

why don't you just dissapear huh, why don't you just become someone else.

Smash No.

I'm going to give this the funeral it deserves.

There's cakes.

I'll get the cakes.

I liked it when we could fly.

You ran away earlier darling.

I think maybe we should talk about.

I talked to Mum.

She still likes you, you know.

Fly.....

Maudi.

Imagine if none of this happened.

Imagine if your Mum said to your Dad, they loved each other.

and they had enough time for you.

That wont happen.

My Mum and Dad cant even be on the same continent.

What if they could.

You could wish it.

You could wish them together.

Only for a day.

What if there's a way to make the wish last forever.

Its my turn tomorrow, I've got an idea.

It's over

What?

The holiday.

We've been moving too fast, asking you to adjust too quickly.

It's not fair.

So you can pack your bags and then we'll go.

But, but you cant. - Pathetic!

I thought you were committed.

We are committed.

You'll going to let it slide just because your kids act up a bit.

What did you think we were going to do, hold a jamboree.

We're supposed to hate you, don't you know anything?

Smash, It's not.... - I'm very dissapointed in your attitude,

Not you, but You.

I thought you had guts.

I've got guts.

Yeah that's right Dad, you tell her.

If you want something then you'll gonna take it.

And if you want to force your kids on some awful holiday

Then you're damn well going to.

We need to know our boundaries.

We need to find a way through this,

because I tell you, you let us win this one

the next time you put us together we're going to be burning down bus shelters. - Yeah!

You need to take a long hard look at yourselves.

Burning down bus shelters!

Ok, It was your boundary thing, I was like lets go total bling.

Your Mom said that you've had a lot of boy friends.

Did she

I was just wondering how that whole getting them to notice you thing worked.

Just run up and hit them on the arm.

Really?

Yah, boys are the simpliest thing in the world.

Oh and do something about your hair.

You new type of children give me something mouldy, the last one's were much more considerate.

Funny you should mention them.

That's who we want to meet.

We wish to go back in time and meet the original children.

The one from E Nessbit's book, 5 children and it.

That's your wish? I thought you were.....

I just want to ask them something.

Time travel wishes are dangerous.

Time lines change, people stop exisiting there's always consequences with time travel, Always.

I'm decided.

Fine, who cares about reality anyway?

Wait, what if we want to get back?

See that shell, blow on that if you get into bother.

Is it magic?

I don't know, one of them is, might be that one.

Gracious! You're a rum looking lot.

Says the dude in fancy dress.

I beg your pardon

Do you speak English?

She's American, we are from the future, the Samiad sent us back here to meet you.

Golly, that's a cracking wish.

Perhaps we should wish to go to your time.

Not in that getup.

Say's the girl in the scarecrow costume.

I'm Cyril.

Ros, and this must be Robert, James, Anthea and the Lamb.

Listen, there was something we wanted to ask you.

Is there a way to make a wish pernament?

There's something I really want to ask for, but it has to last forever, not just a day.

You mean you don't know yet?

Tell me.

That's simple, you just wish for something else

Something that can........

Bloody poachers. - scarper!

Scrumpers, I knew it.

Caught yer boy.

I didn't do anything.

Get off of me, stop it.

Let go, you're hurting me.

Empty your pockets, lets see yer loot,

see what you've stolen from me, what you have pilferred, come on what have you got in there?

Hop to it.

Shell, that's of no interest to me, what's this now?

What sorcery is this?

These infernal beasts, trapped within here.

See how enraged they are.

They're Angry Birds.

I'm not suprised, trapped for all eternity in a prison.

What are you, a witch, a sorcerer, a necromancer

a leprechaun, a Frenchman.

Whatever it is you are I'd wager you're highly collectable, a real treasure.

Please, I'm a girl

The Samiad brought us here.

Samiad? Who's this Samiad?

I don't know it's not a person, it's just this thing that gives us wishes.

Interesting.

and where might I find this magical wish granting entity?

Tell me.

Tell me.

I shan't be asking you again.

You got that right!

Ros, come on.

Robbie, How did you?

Smash got Cyril to go back and see the Samiad.

and I wished for us to have super powers.

I've got xray vision so I could see through walls.

That's how we found you.

Maunie is telekinetic.

and Smash is super strong, and you've got....

laser eyes, cool.

This is a wheeze.

We have to get out of here right now. The Samiad's in danger.

Come on, this is fun.

You see that, that's Tristan's great grand father over there.

Once he's seen all this he's going to spend the rest of his life hunting down the Samiad.

That was his life's quest and I've just handed to him.

Our Tristan's hunting him too.

I guess we ought to do something about that.

Where's the Samiad?

There.

My offerings.

My offerings.

Oh my gosh, It's true.

The legend is true.

Leave this to me.

That wish died about a hundred years ago.

Maudie.

Stop, Stop.

Out of the way, the creature's mine.

Take me first.

Oh! OK then.

Ok Maunie, Run.

Oh, this is really helping.

Take me back

We've just rescued you.

Oh, that was rescuing was it, I'm sorry I thought you were trying to kill me.

If you have a problem with our rescuing then maybe you should have magic-ed yourself out of it.

I can't do magic on myself.

That sucks.

Hey you I'm stuck.

We'll tell the coast guard in a couple of days.

Maybe a week.

I'm really sorry about your beach.

It's not your fault.

Well, actually you know that whole going back in time thing,

may kind of been what made the Trent's obsessed with hunting you down.

Ah! I see.

Gosh you must feel so awful about it,

Look, don't worry

seriously I was thinking of moving on anyway.

Really.

NO, NOT REALLY.

I've lived on that beach for 100 million years.

It's survived global floods, 2 ice ages and a comet which wiped out most of the life on Earth.

But apparently it couldn't survive you.

I'll make it up to you.

Wow.

That actually looks edible.

Those kids never finished telling you want you wanted.

How to make a wish last forever?

I worked that out.

The Samiad's wishes always end at sunset.

but what if we wish for something else.

What if we wish for something that could make pernament magic?

Like another Samiad?

No. I'm more thinking an app that makes people fall in love forever.

Put everything back as it was.

So, the app dissapears at sunset but then both of our parents are still together. Ross you're awesome.

Thanks, you're pretty OK too.

How are we going to sneek him in?

I think I heard something.

There's a stolling lack of ..Sand.

I'll get the bucket.

Dad said he spoke to Mum.

Yeah, she's doing really well you know, I think this University stuff

is just a temporary thing She still really likes.....

Stop!

She's had to make a lot of very difficult choices Robbie.

It's not like any of this is straight forward and then there's....

That's Dad talking, She left us Ros, she left us.

What's that?

Oh Just me.

That sounded like it was upstairs.

Oh actually you know what, I'm tired and would like to go upstairs to do some sleeping.

I'm also very tired too so I'm going to turn in.

Thank you.

What's going on?

There's a sand monster in the bath, It's mean but we love it.

Offerings.

We seriously have to find us a new place to live.

Do you think it's the tart?

Actually do you think I should check on them?

Oh No, there up to something they don't want us to know about.

It's like we're a real family already.

Hmmmm.

It has to be one sentence.

It is, thede are semi-colons.

Wow, who's for punctuation, who knew.

No, it's too vague, if there's holes in it then.....

No, it's bordertype.

Tomorrow I think we should go back to how it should be.

And see our parents back together.

Not just together, in love, forever.

It will be like, we've never even met.

This was my favourite when I was her age.

Tell her you got it though, I don't want her thinking I'm trying to buy her.

Four children, double trouble.

Do you think you can handle it?

What's life without a challenge?

Really peaceful.

Can't wait to see our little girls blossom.

Yeah maybe, I wish that they will never grow up.

Do not complete that sentence.

Aren't you supposed to be asleep.

Smash, I er fixed your phone.

Thanks.

It's not as flashy as it was before, but

But it works, that's what counts right.

Yeah

Right!

OK girls, go back to sleep now.

Arrgaaa....

Sunrise.

Wake up.

Girls - What's going on in there?

Why are you wet?

Um...I....

Sorry, did we wake you getting showered.

This holiday is just so great. Why sleep through it, right.

Yeah, Yeah we just thought we should make an early start and

see the sun come up.

Do you know what

That is a brilliant idea, let's do it

Let's start the day, Let's have breakfast on the beach.

What?

Ros

Let's have a bit of human interaction today.

Leave the books behind, right.

Them.

No.

Come on, you can do this.

Do it.

What are you doing Psycho?

I'm sorry, I'm.....

She's got issues.

I don't know what came over me.

So you wanna get an ice creme?

OK girls time to go.

Ahaa.

Hang on, let me see those photos.

Door's open.

We've been robbed.

Tristian.

Ross.

Tell my Dad I've gone for a walk.

I coming too - No just go away ok,

This is my mess, if I hadn't of made that stupid time travel wish none of this would have happened.

I have to sort it out.

No you don't.

We do - This is our mess too.

Fine, come on then.

It will be pretty easy to get in, we can force the windows i think I mean the place is pretty run down.

Welcome, I knew you would'nt be able to resist.

Well!, what do you think?

Dazzling isn't it.

When did the fashion police get here?

You must still have time to run.

Bring them to me.

But I suppose I do owe you a debt of gratitude

Une French fancy?

The only thing we want is the Samiad, where is he?

Samiad, Samiad, Samiad, Samiad, Samiad.

Samiad, Oh you mean my latest acquisition.

What have you done to him?

Nothing, couple of mild electric shocks, nothing that would trouble the Geneva convention.

He's a bit of a wuzz to be honest with you.

Let him go, he's given you everything that you want.

This, this is just the beginning, first thing I thought of.

Flash pad, purple lady army, velvet.

And it's refusing to give me any more.

Please, come on.

Do you see, I need you kids to help me change it's mind.

It won't listen to us.

He can only do one wish a day, any more and it's dangerous for him, he could hurt himself.

Ross my dear child, I don't need you to talk to it.

I need you here so that I can change it's mind.

Get off my sister.

Please don't hurt them

Well that's rather up to you isn't it.

More wishes please.

Very well.

If you must.

Make a wish.

I wish.........

Ah! very good, very good

Nearly got me there, shoot that one first.

Stop.

Take your wish Tristan Trant.

It will be your last.

Yes, yes splendid platitudes.

Gold, I wish for gold creature.

Beyond the dreams of man.

Where's my gold?

Children you have to......

You have to......

it's OK Samiad, we're take care of you.

You have to leave....Now.

Poor sand monster.

Sammy, Sammy.

shoe sand, yum yum.

Maunie.

Sand monster's hungry.

Do you mind?

Careful

You'll love this new beach.

What's the sand like?

Be quiet.

I'll take it.

Ok let's go.

Let's make the most of it.

Let me take your bag for you.

Thank you.

I think I'm sitting on a snorkel.

Oww. - Sorry.

Girls, what's that where are you going?

Oww....what's that?

It's just a shell baby.

See - Ok I'm over it now.

Ok.

Good grain, that's quality

So, this will do?

Oh yes, I'm digging deep, no ones finding me for another 100 years.

If I have any luck.

Now if you will excuse me.

Wait, - Our final wish.

Ok, for the last time.

Wish me.

So, you're really going to do it then?

Yeah, Our Mum and Dads back together.

Robbie, don't you want to be happy?

We wish to create a mobile phone application,

Hereafter referred to as 'an app'.

Ross.

What?

Why's your shoe flashing?

I don't know what........

Where is it eh?

Where is it?

There's a signal.

Yeaaaah we have a signal.

Ok, 287 emails.

90 voicemails.

I'm on vacation.

What's going on?

Stay out of this, it doesn't concern you it's between me and these children.

Just calm down, I'm sure we can all......

Yes I think you should calm down and let me carry out my investigations.

Trent, be resonable.

I'm being resonable, I've not shot them or flogged them have I.

Now why don't you toddle off into the dunes with your American tart

and let me take care of buisness.

You keep your hands off my family.

Alice, phone the police.

Oh yes, well, I have a phone too.

4 bars.

Ros stop.

No Ros, no.

But the wish, I never made the wish.

Just here, he can't have gone far.

Why aren't you helping me?

It's gone Ros.

No, I want it back, I want it back.

Let it go.

Well I don't know about anyone else but I'm still looking foward to hearing this ludicrous wish.

We wish.

Can I say goodbye first.

We had a good time didn't we?

We had the best.

But I don't want to say goodbye.

We have to Maudie, we have to.

I wish.

I wish

I wish

I wish that you have a long peaceful sleep in the sand,

and that no one disturbs you for at least another 100 years.

Maybe there's hope for you yet.

Goodbye Samiad.

Bye Samiad, thanks for the horrible wishes.

Well goodbye children, it's been awful knowing you.

Bye bye sand monster.

See you never.

That I can promise.

There's been a missunderstanding.

Arrest them.

He struck me.

They destroyed my house with a magical sand thing.

They decimated my mansion, it's ruined.

Kids.

Are you alright?

We're fine, we're all completely fine.