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Car's here!
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It's 9:00 already!
We're going to miss our flight!
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- Traveler's checks, passports.
- Do you have the tickets, darling?
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- Tabitha, did you feed Roddy?
- Oops.
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I know we've forgotten something.
I just know we've forgotten something.
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Roddy, where are you?
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We'll be back in a few days,
so here's enough food for you.
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Here's a little more.
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- Tabitha?
- Here's a little more.
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I hope you're not overfeeding him.
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Of course not, Mum.
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- Come on, Tabitha!
- Bye, Roddy.
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We don't want to miss our holiday.
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I'm coming, I'm coming!
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When the cat's away...
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the mice will play!
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The holiday starts now, everyone!
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Music, maestro!
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Hey, what are you all standing around for?
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Got a big day planned!
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Let's go, people! Chop-chop!
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Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
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Nope. Nope. Nope.
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Hmm.
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Hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm.
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Mmm.
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Buckle up, everyone.
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♪ And I'm dancing with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪
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♪ Well there's nothing to lose ♪
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Fore!
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Oops. Sorry.
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♪ If I looked all over the world ♪
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♪ And there's every type of girl ♪
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Game point. Service!
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We win! We win, team! We win!
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♪ So let's sink another drink ♪
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♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪
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♪ If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance ♪
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♪ And I'll be dancing with myself ♪
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Perfect.
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♪ Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪
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♪ Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove ♪
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♪ Well, if I had a chance ♪
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Having a good time, darling?
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Oh, thank you.
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See you tomorrow.
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♪ Oh, oh, dancing with myself
Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪
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Good night!
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Good night! Good night!
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Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy.
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What was that?
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Who's there?
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Wake up. I think there's
someone in the house.
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Sarge, wake up!
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Approaching enemy lines.
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- I'm armed and ready.
- At ease, soldier.
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Give up your weapons of mass destruction.
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- Shh! Shush!
- Come get me, enemy of freedom!
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- Stop it. That's enough! Shush.
- I'm armed and ready.
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Tell Mom I... love... her.
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What?
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Yee-ha!
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Oh.
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Whoa!
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Ah!
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They do not, repeat, not,
have food like this in the sewer.
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A sewer rat! Who... What...
How did you get here?
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I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub.
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Next thing you know, whoosh!
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It's a burst water main!
Off I go, shooting up the pipes.
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And, well, here I am.
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I have a plunger.
We can shoot you right back.
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- Do you like seafood?
- Can I call you a cab?
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Bleahh! See? Food! Get it?
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Have you got a TV?
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- Well, yes, but...
- Say no more!
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No, no, no, no. Leave that.
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- Geronimo!
- No, no!
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No, don't... touch anything.
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Would you look at the size
of that monster?
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Careful, mate.
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Those aren't chocolate buttons.
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Ooh!
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It's the match of the century!
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The Cup final!
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The FIFA World Cup Final!
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- England. Germany.
- Yes! Boo!
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Live this Sunday. Be there.
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This place is great!
I'm staying here forever!
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What?
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Game point. Service!
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We win, we win! You lose! In your face!
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Whoa!
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- Huh?
- Right, my friend.
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You don't belong here.
I'm afraid it's time for you to leave.
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Ew!
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I would not do that if I was you, pal.
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Let me lay this out for you.
This place is mine now.
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Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?"
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Hey! Comprende?
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Fetch us some Pop-Tarts
from the kitchen, Jeeves.
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- Oh, and be snappy about it.
- Um...
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Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
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That's more like it.
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But before breakfast is served, um...
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perhaps sir would care
to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi.
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A Jacuzzi?
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Hmm.
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You know what you are? You're a real gent.
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Well, after a hard day of
navigating sewer pipes,
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there's nothing better than relaxing
in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.
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That looks so inviting.
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Yes, yes. The water looks perfect!
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Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever
to get the bubbles going.
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Right. In we go!
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I know we got off
on the wrong foot before, right?
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But, you know, I really think
we're gonna get along, don't you?
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Swimmingly.
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Be seeing you, my friend.
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You plonker!
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You think I don't know
a toilet when I see one?
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You were going to flush me down the loo.
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No, no, no! It's a big Jacuzzi!
Deluxe model!
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Then you won't mind
if I get the bubbles going, will ya?
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No! Not the lever!
Have mercy! No, I can't swim!
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Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!
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- Hold your nose!
- Stop! You can't do this!
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You were going to try and flush me.
Let's see how you like it.
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Ow! Ow! Ooh!
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Aah! Ow! Ooh!
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Oh!
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Ah!
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Oh, whoa!
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Have you seen my dad?
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Ah!
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Aah!
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Oh.
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Oh! No! No!
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Aah!
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Ah!
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Oh, no, I can't swim!
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I can't swim! I can't...
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swim.
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I'm... in... the sewer!
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No!
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Hello?
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Help?
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I'm gonna open my eyes
and I'm gonna be home.
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This is all a bad dream.
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Oh, I'm not home! I wanna go home!
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Shush! Stop it. Stop it. Roddy!
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Stop it, I want to go home!
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Pull yourself together!
I can't. I'm frightened.
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Stop it, stop it, stop it!
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All right, Roddy, old man,
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you can get yourself out
of here, and you will.
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Never forget,
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the blood of the courageous
St. James clan flows through your veins.
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A way out! Yes!
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Aah!
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Hey! That-a took me three years to draw!
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I'm terribly sorry. Three years?
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I just-a finished it this morning!
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Three years?
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Good grief!
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- What is this place?
- Hold the bus!
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Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag!
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It's a real city! Ah!
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My smalls!
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- Is it a bird?
- Is it a plane?
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Is that guy wearing my underpants?
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Make him move, honey.
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Boy, you've got a face like a frying pan!
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- Come on, honey!
- I don't think he speaks English.
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Hey, he moved! Did you get it?
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Got it.
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- Good.
- Oh, sorry, sorry.
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It's coming!
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What? Where? Who?
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The Great Flood!
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Those floodgates won't hold
forever, you know!
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We're doomed!
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You think you can back
away from the truth!
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'Ello, hello, hello. What's all this then?
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Oh, thank heavens! A policeman!
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This wacko has been chasing after me!
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- Morning, Harold.
- Morning, Collin. How are you?
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I can't complain.
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Keep an eye on this one.
He's a bit of a loony.
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- What? Me?
- We're doomed, I tell you!
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- Are you kidding me?
- Right.
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Let's give you a police escort home, then.
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Oh, great! Um...
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I live in Kensington.
Up there. The surface.
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Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
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The humans don't like our sort.
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Speak for yourself.
They like me very much up there.
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Oh, I don't like your attitude.
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I've got my eye on you, sunshine.
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Ooh! Ooh, hot, hot, hot!
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So... You're trying
to get Up Top, me hearty?
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Yes.
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There's one person 'round here
might be able to help you.
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- Might.
- Really?
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Shady customer.
The captain of the Jammy Dodger.
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- If you can find it.
- I know where it is!
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And remember,
the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.
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Uh, thanks for bringing me this far.
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You're welcome.
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See ya!
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Beware. Beware.
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Hello?
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Uh, permission to come aboard?
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Ahoy there?
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Uh...
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Ow! Yah! Oh. Oh!
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Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude,
Mr. Captain Skipper Thingy.
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00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:08,731
Hey! That's Miss Captain
Skipper Thingy to you.
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- Oops.
- What are you doing on my boat?
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Look, I've had a really bad day
and I just need your help.
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See, I've been thrown out of my home,
I've been flushed down my toilet.
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Thank you, too much information.
I've got my own problems, mate.
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She's around here somewhere!
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Stay down. And keep quiet.
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Why? Who are we hiding from?
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I said quiet! There's rats
after me who'd like to kill me.
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Well, I'll contain my amazement.
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All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.
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Ah!
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Over there!
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You idiot!
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Sorry about that.
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Uh, I'll be offthen.
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Oh, sorry. Ah!
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry!
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We can't let her get away!
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Shh. Shh.
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Come on, Jammy, me old mate,
don't do this to me!
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- Come on.
- Get her.
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- Oh.
- Ah!
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Whoa!
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- Oh.
- Ah!
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Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!
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I'm upset now.
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Ah!
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Whatever's going on here,
I swear, I'm not involved.
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I'm an innocent bystander!
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Rita, Rita, Rita!
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You thought you could give us the slip.
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What you looking at?
Keep still! Come on, then!
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Right!
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Who have we got here?
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I believe he said his name
was Millicent Bystander.
259
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,757
- Millicent!
- Actually, no...
260
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,093
Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?
261
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,099
The boss wants it back.
262
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,930
I don't have your stupid ruby.
263
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,939
Okay, are we going to do it
the easy way...
264
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,894
or the hard way?
265
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,947
Oh, I think we should do it
the easy way, don't you, Spike?
266
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,365
Oh.
267
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:19,529
All right. Check the tin.
268
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:20,738
Good girl.
269
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,743
See, Whitey, this is how I do it.
270
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,574
Watch and learn, my son. Watch and...
271
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,878
Was it in there?
272
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,131
Right! Rip it up, lads!
273
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:40,340
Hey, you get your
filthy paws off my stuff!
274
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,471
It's in here somewhere.
I can feel it in me guts!
275
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,557
That'll be last night's curry, Spike.
276
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,563
I'm the same.
I got a bum like a Japanese flag.
277
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,066
Will you please tell them
I'm not involved in this?
278
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,487
- Nothing here.
- Fine.
279
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,156
All right, all right, listen up.
280
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,780
This gentleman, he's not from around here.
281
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,031
- Thank you.
- Just look how nicely he's dressed.
282
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,909
- Oh, thank you.
- And why?
283
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,415
Because he's an international jewel thief!
284
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,869
- Precisely. What? No, no!
- He stole the ruby from me!
285
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,723
- If you just put me down.
- No, she's lying!
286
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:14,340
All right, all right!
It's time to bring out...
287
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,384
the Persuader.
288
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:23,092
Your choice, mate.
You can talk now or you can talk later.
289
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,596
Ain't that right, Persuader?
290
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,680
Yeah, in a much higher voice!
291
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,015
The Persuader's alive, Spike!
292
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,396
You'll be singing like a tea kettle.
293
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,148
Good one, Persuader.
294
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,946
I don't even know her!
I don't know anything about anything!
295
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,824
Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself.
296
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,867
Oh! I know where it is!
297
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,287
- I know where it is!
- Come on, then. Spit it out!
298
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,205
Don't you dare!
299
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,501
Look at her bottom.
I mean, is it me, or is it oddly shaped?
300
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,125
You little snitch.
301
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,797
The booty's in the booty.
302
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,876
Hey!
303
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,095
Oh.
304
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:08,308
Thanks, mate! The boss is
gonna be so happy with us.
305
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,523
You're toast.
306
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,312
So you're from Up Top, eh?
307
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,657
I used to work in a laboratory Up Top.
308
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,905
Yeah. Big shampoo job.
309
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:27,198
I was dark grey when we started.
Yeah.
310
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:31,240
Still, it cleared up me dandruff.
311
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,543
The World Cup has become the
most popular sporting event in the world.
312
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,670
Are you there, boss? We're back.
313
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,237
...plays Germany in the final.
314
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,173
I've got it, boss.
315
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,717
The ruby. I found it.
316
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,054
Well, technically, Spike,
it was Millicent that found it.
317
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:50,137
Um, actually, the name's Roddy.
318
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,599
And, and, in exchange for my assistance,
I was hoping you might...
319
00:19:55,986 --> 00:20:00,356
Uh, you might help me
out of the pickle I'm in.
320
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,406
Hello, Rita.
321
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,237
Hello, handsome.
322
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:11,116
And who is this?
Is your new boyfriend a waiter?
323
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,293
- Boyfriend?
- Waiter?
324
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,253
The prize returns to me.
325
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,546
Did you imagine that
I would let you steal it from me?
326
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,303
What? That jewel belongs
to my father, and you know it!
327
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,350
Your father?
328
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,638
A good-for-nothing scavenger,
just like his daughter!
329
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,473
Uh, excuse me.
330
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,150
Actually, I'm the one
that found your ruby.
331
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,775
So... you... um...
332
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,983
Perhaps you'd be generous enough
to repay the favor and help me get home.
333
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,277
Help me!
334
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,492
Dispose of them.
335
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,789
No, no, no, please!
336
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,288
I just want to get home to Kensington!
337
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,503
Kensington? The Royal Borough?
338
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:02,001
- Up Top?
- Uh, yes. Up Top.
339
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,712
Huzzah! A man of quality!
340
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,843
Finally, somebody gets it.
341
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,596
Come, let me show you
my private collection.
342
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,848
I know you'll find it diverting.
343
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,026
My shrine to beauty.
344
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:24,948
Works of high art crafted in tribute
to our beloved Royal Family.
345
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,993
Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain.
346
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:31,037
- Classy!
- Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say?
347
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,490
It's as if she were here.
348
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:36,042
Mmm. Smooth to the touch.
349
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,041
Easy, tiger.
350
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:44,422
But come! Let us restore the heart
and highlight of my collection...
351
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:49,549
this ruby. Fallen from
the very brow of ancient kings.
352
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,760
A true crown jewel!
353
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,606
Well, what do you think?
354
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,480
He's a madman! Run away!
355
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,903
Pardon me. My fly's undone.
356
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:08,488
Well, your ruby
certainly is a biggie.
357
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,159
Indeed.
358
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:15,078
How did it ever find me,
here in the underbelly of the world?
359
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,868
In this dark, low place.
360
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,793
Yes, speaking of which,
I'd love to see more of your collection.
361
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,590
It's very amusing, but I do...
362
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,259
"Amusing"?
363
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,177
Didn't you say I'd find it amusing?
364
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:32,383
I said you'd find it diverting,
not amusing!
365
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,765
Ah, well, when I said "amusing"
I really meant it in the sense
366
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:39,098
of the ancient Greek muse,
the goddess of inspiration.
367
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,229
Muse.
368
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,034
Smashing.
369
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:58,413
Oh, heaven help me!
370
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,127
Ice him! Ice them both!
371
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,875
Let's see if there's
anything good in the fridge.
372
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,794
Former enemies, one and all.
373
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:14,224
A catalogue of thieves,
double-crossers, and do-gooders.
374
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,221
Prepare to meet your maker.
375
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,932
Your ice maker.
376
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,814
Makes me laugh
every time, that one.
377
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,270
Shut that door.
378
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,029
Liquid nitrogen!
That will freeze us instantly!
379
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,702
There's a paper clip in my back pocket.
See if you can get it.
380
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,996
In the pocket, in the pocket!
381
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,249
Blimey, it's cold.
382
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,922
That's why I wore me mittens.
383
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,466
Huh? Hit men don't wear mittens!
384
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,509
Take them off! You're embarrassing me.
385
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,134
Well, it's all right for you.
You've got little hands.
386
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:55,089
- Got it!
- They don't get as cold.
387
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,642
- I ain't got little hands!
- Yeah, you have.
388
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,344
You've got lady's hands.
389
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,806
Well, they might be small,
but they're lethal weapons, these.
390
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,766
You've got your mother's hands.
391
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,152
Right. Put your hands together.
392
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,109
You could have wiped your feet.
393
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,444
- Stop squirming!
- Oh!
394
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,372
Goodbye, vermin.
395
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:31,965
Now, let me see the latest
addition to my cubist collection.
396
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:39,014
- What? Impossible!
- Oi! Kermit!
397
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:43,980
The prize returns to me!
398
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,524
You big, fat, slimy airbag!
399
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,603
After them!
400
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,698
Why are you stopping?
Don't we have a plan?
401
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,241
"We"? Who's "we"?
402
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,410
Wait, wait, wait.
You can't just leave me here!
403
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,079
Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!
404
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,245
Oh! Oh...
405
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:18,302
No! Not the master cable!
406
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:20,850
- We have a plan?
- Put that back!
407
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,890
Wait, wait!
That will never hold both of us.
408
00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,722
You're right. Toodle-oo.
409
00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,227
No, no, wait!
410
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,728
F-f-f-freeze!
411
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,941
Ah!
412
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,693
Oh, no!
413
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,565
No, no, no, no, don't break!
414
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,026
There are things I want to do,
sights I want to see!
415
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,788
- That wasn't on the list.
- Aah! Hey!
416
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,247
Do something!
417
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,956
Huh? Whoa. Ow!
418
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:58,589
Keep your legs straight
when you hit the water!
419
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,850
- I kept me legs straight, Spike.
- Ow.
420
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,396
Ow.
421
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:10,146
Oh, good grief, that's high.
422
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,318
Quite high. Rather high.
So very, very high.
423
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,986
Hmm.
424
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,858
Hmm. Yeah.
425
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,443
Cool.
426
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,823
See ya!
427
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,640
Oh... If she can do it...
428
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,600
Here goes.
429
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,312
Ah. Ah! No!
430
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:52,517
Ah!
431
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,523
Oh!
432
00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,615
Ahh!
433
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,786
And gently down.
434
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,244
Oh!
435
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,667
- My ball, too.
- It's my ball, too!
436
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,336
- It's my ball, too!
- Rita? Rita!
437
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,884
Oh, where is she? Rita!
438
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,679
- Ah!
- Target's at twelve o'clock!
439
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,257
Oh, come on!
440
00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:29,892
Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.
441
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,937
- Rita!
- Whew. Over there!
442
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:53,128
Ah! Whoa! Oh.
443
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,296
You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent.
444
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,255
Ahh!
445
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,011
Keep your legs straight!
446
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,762
Oh...
447
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,275
What are you, some kind of rat boomerang?
448
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,028
- Give me back my ruby!
- I haven't got your ruby!
449
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,282
Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.
450
00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,957
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
451
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,463
Please be careful.
452
00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:41,293
That ruby means a lot to me.
It's priceless!
453
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,593
Hold on.
454
00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:44,804
It's a fake.
455
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,802
No, it's blooming not. It's real!
456
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,758
No, no, no, look, it's just glass.
457
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,263
- It's real!
- Fake.
458
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,016
- Real! Real!
- Fake. Fake.
459
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,065
- Real!
- Fake.
460
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,147
- Real, real.
- Fake, fake.
461
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,645
- Real!
- Look, look, look, look.
462
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:57,976
You can tell. Watch this.
463
00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,657
There, you see?
I mean, you can't break a real ruby.
464
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,742
Right. I probably
shouldn't have done that.
465
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,289
Uh, but look on the bright side.
I've saved your neck.
466
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:15,585
I mean, once The Toad knows it's
worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it.
467
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,503
Roddy St. James saves the day.
468
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,381
Oh!
469
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,051
Good grief!
470
00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:26,174
You try to do somebody
a favor, and they... Ow!
471
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:31,511
A favor? That ruby was from
Queen Elizabeth's crown!
472
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,186
It fell down the drain
of Buckingham Palace!
473
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,890
Well, maybe the Queen wears fake jewelry.
474
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,691
Keep still!
475
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,359
Can we just talk about this?
476
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:44,689
Real or not, that ruby
was gonna change my life!
477
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,025
Han Chin Chinese takeout.
478
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,611
Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman.
She's got crayons!
479
00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:52,573
- One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
- No, crayons!
480
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:55,158
No wonton! You want rice?
Fried or white?
481
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:58,290
- Um, fried. No, wait!
- You want wonton or what?
482
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,792
Uh, cancel that order.
483
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:04,584
- Rita?
- Just go away, please.
484
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:06,673
Um...
485
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:12,308
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry?
486
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,512
Me and my dad worked
these drains for years.
487
00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:19,308
He broke every bone in his body
trying to get that ruby.
488
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,978
It was going to be
the answer to all our prayers.
489
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:26,739
And now, it turns out
it was a stupid fake.
490
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:30,068
Well...
491
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,574
Maybe I can make it up to you.
492
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,031
- Get stuffed.
- No, no, no, I mean it.
493
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:38,960
See, back at my place, we've got a jewelry
box crammed with rubies and diamonds.
494
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,753
Real ones. So...
495
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,003
All you have to do is get me home
to Kensington...
496
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:48,135
and I'll make you rich
beyond your wildest dreams.
497
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:54,430
How do I know this ain't
just a load of old rubbish?
498
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:57,728
Well, I suppose you'll
just have to trust me.
499
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:01,520
I must be out of my mind.
500
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,360
All right. You've got yourself a deal.
501
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,987
Go on. You too.
502
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,537
Your own hand.
503
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:27,959
Where are those idiots?
504
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,966
It's so hard to get
good help these days, my boys.
505
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:34,679
Yes, that's right.
Oh, come on out, my lovelies.
506
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,976
Cheer your old dad up.
507
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:43,942
Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats
in this joyless, sunless void!
508
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,856
But don't worry, little men.
509
00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:50,315
Daddy will get rid of them all! He will.
510
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,822
They'll all be deady-weady.
511
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:58,118
Mwah.
512
00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,494
Did you find it?
513
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,247
- Huh?
- Ach! Did you find it?
514
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:05,830
Ah... well, we got most of it, boss.
515
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:11,002
Forget the ruby!
It's the master cable that I want.
516
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,672
The one that grubby creature Rita took.
517
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:14,972
Oh.
518
00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,641
- Without it, my plan is ruined!
- Ow.
519
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:21,016
Oh, okay, chief. Yeah.
Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone.
520
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,222
Woo-hoo!
521
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:26,184
Yeah, see? You see? Moving on.
We are now your cable guys.
522
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,021
Focused. Cable-centric, boss.
523
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,532
You need to be back in time
for the World Cup Final.
524
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:35,576
Oh, great! Are we watching
the game together, boss?
525
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:39,122
Just get the cable!
526
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,869
Keep your legs straight!
527
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,543
Should we be stopping
with all those goons on our tail?
528
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,871
We aren't gonna get far
without a map, are we?
529
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:53,462
- Is that a house?
- Yes, and it's very dangerous.
530
00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:54,716
So...
531
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,047
...why don't you wait here?
532
00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,973
Waiting here. Excellent idea.
533
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,176
Watch out for the piranha.
534
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,564
Rita!
535
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,896
Here you go, Annie. For you, too, Shamus.
536
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,607
Mimi, get your finger
out of your nose. Fergus.
537
00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:18,035
- Yes, Jojo, no biting.
- That is wild good!
538
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,908
Rita!
539
00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:24,909
Rita's back!
540
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,746
- Oh, Rita!
- Mum! Oh, Mum.
541
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,546
Thank goodness you're safe.
542
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:34,836
Rita!
543
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:38,090
- Hello, Dad.
- Give us a hug, girl!
544
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,596
Whoa! Oh!
545
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,436
Oi, Mum, there's a peeping Tom outside!
546
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:51,145
Tom? Ohh, it's Tom Jones!
547
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,779
Mother, it's not Tom Jones.
548
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,822
That's just my passenger.
549
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:59,949
- Oh, he's very good-looking.
- He is not coming in.
550
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:04,286
Soup's on!
551
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,493
It's lovely. Thanks, Mum.
552
00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,965
So how long have you been
Rita's boyfriend?
553
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,637
He is not my boyfriend.
554
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,466
So, are you gonna make
an honest woman of my daughter?
555
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,926
Dad!
556
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:26,228
Well, we were thinking of a spring
wedding, weren't we, cream puff?
557
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,772
Look, I just want
all of you to know he's...
558
00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:31,441
Tom Jones!
559
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:34,236
So your name is "Roddy," is that right?
560
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,154
Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James.
561
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,823
What a beautiful name.
562
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,322
- Hi, Roddy.
- And who might you be, little chap?
563
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,075
- They call me Shocky.
- And why do they call you that?
564
00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:44,575
Shocky!
565
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:45,747
Yes! Got it.
566
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:49,077
Rita, where are you taking
this handsome young man, then, eh?
567
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:52,254
Well... Actually, that's
why I need your maps, Dad.
568
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,706
Because he's from, uh...
569
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,507
...Up Top.
570
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,426
Kitchen. Now.
571
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:05,093
Oh, sing us a song, Tom!
572
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,686
I'm not saying it isn't risky.
573
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,855
Yeah, but it's impossible, Rita.
574
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:12,399
No one's ever got past
the rapids at Hyde Park.
575
00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:15,899
- Once the current gets you...
- Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us.
576
00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:19,608
For the last time,
we don't need the money!
577
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:25,158
A new stove might be nice.
578
00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:29,288
- ♪ Talkin' about the little lady ♪
- Go, Tom! Go!
579
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:32,666
- ♪ Whoa, whoa, she's a lady ♪
- Sing to my heart!
580
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,338
♪ Talkin' about that old lady ♪
581
00:35:34,424 --> 00:35:37,041
You hop down, you.
Get off, come here.
582
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,218
♪ And the lady wears big undies ♪
583
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,144
- Oh, yes!
- Huge undies. Whoo!
584
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:43,714
Psst! Rita!
585
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:47,222
It's okay. It's me, Liam.
Quick, in the kitchen.
586
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:50,726
Look at those moves!
I love you, Tom!
587
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,681
This bloke isn't who he says he is.
588
00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:56,690
His real name is Millicent Bystander.
He's an international jewel thief.
589
00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,692
A mastermind, a super-criminal.
590
00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:01,024
Looks like he crossed The Toad
and got away with it.
591
00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:04,155
He's dangerous man, but I'm a thinker.
I've got a plan.
592
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,237
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
593
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:09,574
More! More!
594
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:12,081
- That was brilliant!
- Oh, it was nothing.
595
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,833
- So you're from Up Top?
- Yes.
596
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,256
- I've met one of your lot before.
- Oh, really?
597
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:19,334
Used to be some old lady's pet.
598
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:20,427
That's nice.
599
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:24,256
Terribly lonely for him, though.
He had no one to talk to.
600
00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,674
No one to cuddle with!
601
00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:30,227
- No one to shocky.
- Well, that's no life, is it?
602
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:34,474
Oh, I'd better get these dishes started.
603
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,940
Oh, please, permit me.
604
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,021
Oh, you're such a gentleman!
605
00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:46,661
Great! So I hand Roddy over
to The Toad and claim the reward.
606
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,784
Then we're all sitting pretty
for the rest of our lives.
607
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:52,582
- Is that the idea?
- The Toad'll pay a fortune for him.
608
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:55,252
He's a bad one anyway,
so that's all right, isn't it really?
609
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,204
Oh, you cheeky little monkey.
610
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,836
I won't have no son of mine
acting the rat.
611
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:02,339
We Malones never go back on our word.
612
00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:04,796
- He's gonna steal your boat.
- He won't steal my boat.
613
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,506
- He's stealing your boat.
- He isn't stealing my...
614
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,637
- He stole your boat.
- What?
615
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,095
It's like Robin Hood in reverse.
616
00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,857
Oi! I thought we had a deal!
617
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,059
So did I!
618
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,779
This is an emergency!
Get out of the way! Emergency!
619
00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,986
Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr. Jones!
620
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,366
I'm coming! Oh, marry me, Mr. Jones!
621
00:37:30,457 --> 00:37:31,823
Roddy!
622
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,830
Oh, that double-crossing
little schemer.
623
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,084
I don't need her.
624
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,167
I mean, anyone can get out and sail.
Look at me!
625
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,925
All right, Sid,
you're in for a big surprise.
626
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,348
Look out!
627
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:50,595
Sorry!
628
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,350
Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlor.
629
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,272
It's Roddy. Remember me?
630
00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,518
- The butler?
- Roddy!
631
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:03,150
Listen, you!
If you're still there when I get back...
632
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:07,529
Back? Back?
And how you gonna do that then, Roddy?
633
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,360
What was that?
634
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:12,322
- Well, I've gotta go, Rodders.
- If I find one thing out of place...
635
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:15,123
Ah! Oh.
636
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,013
♪ Here's a little song I wrote ♪
637
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,974
♪ You might want to sing it
Note for note ♪
638
00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:41,980
♪ Don't worry ♪
639
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,233
♪ Be happy ♪
640
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,732
♪ Don't worry, be happy now ♪
641
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,996
Where are they hiding?
642
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,117
Think. Think.
643
00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:01,750
To find a rat,
you got to think like a rat.
644
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:07,718
Hey, guys. I've had a tip-off.
645
00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:10,842
They're heading west to Kensington.
646
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,135
Bingo!
647
00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,717
Scrabble!
648
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:17,269
Enough games. To the ratmobiles!
649
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,599
Okay, okay. We can fix it.
650
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:24,481
Yes, we can. Obviously, just...
651
00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:27,439
Ah! Fairly major burn to the hand there.
652
00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,239
Smell of burning flesh.
653
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:30,611
Maybe I should just...
654
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:33,820
Ow! Oh...
655
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:40,159
Oh, oh, ow! That really hurt.
656
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,086
Just start, you worthless
old pile of rubbish!
657
00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:45,755
You useless, unreliable...
658
00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:50,337
Untrustworthy, double-crossing,
two-faced, conniving little toe-rag!
659
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,549
Ha! Ha! Oh...
660
00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:59,762
So I'm the double-crosser?
Oh, yes, that's rich!
661
00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:01,639
I overheard everything.
662
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,817
Yes, you and your family
were gonna sell me to The Toad!
663
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,360
What?
664
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:10,656
You dipstick!
That was my stupid little brother's plan.
665
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,404
And no one listens to him.
666
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,493
Ah, must have missed that part.
667
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:17,697
- How'd you think I'd sell you out?
- Um...
668
00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:20,954
When I make a deal, I make a deal.
669
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,128
- Your hair's on fire.
- What?
670
00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:26,170
Ow! Ah! Oh...
671
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:29,253
Rita, look...
672
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:31,506
I'm sorry, all right? I was wrong.
673
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,339
And I think we should just,
just put it behind us.
674
00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:38,930
Okay, I suppose I can put it behind me.
675
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:43,102
This is such an overreaction!
676
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:47,317
Rita, you can't just leave me here on a...
677
00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:50,020
On a duck! Up the creek without a...
678
00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:54,241
You're getting everything you deserve.
679
00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:57,661
Sneaking around, eavesdropping
on other people's conversations.
680
00:40:57,747 --> 00:40:59,955
I was not sneaking around.
681
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,120
Right.
682
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:06,374
I say, you can't really intend
to just strand me like this.
683
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:08,672
You're not that heartless.
684
00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:11,216
Okay, maybe you are.
685
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,591
Look, if you're trying to teach me
a lesson, consider it taught!
686
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,968
I'm on a duck, begging!
687
00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:32,108
♪ Ice cold Rita ♪
688
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,406
♪ Never did I meet a ♪
689
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:38,361
♪ Girl who's half so cruel
I offered her a jewel ♪
690
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:40,913
♪ But she left me stuck
Stranded on a duck ♪
691
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:43,958
♪ What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy ♪
692
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,124
♪ Me ♪
693
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,578
♪ That's Roddy St. James of Kensington ♪
694
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:50,164
♪ Poor, poor Roddy ♪
695
00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:52,841
♪ Flushed down his own potty ♪
696
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:56,420
♪ Rita, can't you find it in your heart ♪
697
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,348
♪ To help him? ♪
698
00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,847
♪ How mean will one rat be? ♪
699
00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,973
♪ Ice cold Rita ♪
700
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:09,275
♪ Won't you be sweeter to me? ♪
701
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,192
Oh! Ah!
702
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,067
Am I forgiven?
703
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,946
No. I was just afraid
you'd sing another verse.
704
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:21,029
Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping,
I swear to you.
705
00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:22,784
Oh, really?
706
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,116
Ah! Whoa!
707
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,121
What were you doing then, Roddy?
708
00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:32,298
Well, I was actually, uh,
just watching you with your family...
709
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:36,009
and... thinking how lucky you were.
710
00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:47,896
Lucky? Stuck with you?
711
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:52,230
- So our deal's still on?
- Sure it is.
712
00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,614
Look, I really want to
help out more around here.
713
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:04,242
Just give me a job.
Anything, um, engineer, navigator.
714
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,325
I could drive for a bit if you like.
715
00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:10,498
Pick on someone your own size!
716
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,428
- You heard the captain.
- Get lost!
717
00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:14,920
There's no room
for passengers on this boat.
718
00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:19,466
Let go, you sticky little...
719
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,176
I'm the captain,
and I say go left.
720
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,556
Would that be port
or starboard, Spike?
721
00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:28,728
There they are!
722
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,931
Go get them, lads!
723
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:35,443
Whee!
724
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:40,990
- Rita!
- Hmm.
725
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,455
Wait for it, wait for it... Now!
726
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,786
Come and have a go
if you think you're fast enough!
727
00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:55,338
- Whoo-hoo!
- Ahh!
728
00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:56,960
Hold on, Roddy!
729
00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:58,963
Get that cable, lads!
730
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:02,136
Whoa!
731
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,056
♪ You've got a great car ♪
732
00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:07,175
♪ Yeah, what's wrong
With it today? ♪
733
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,433
- You may now kiss the bride.
- Huh?
734
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:17,569
Congratulations, by the way!
735
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:21,232
- Watch your starboard!
- Rita!
736
00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:28,952
Rita! Can we go a little faster, please?
737
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:30,623
We don't have to!
738
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,916
Go, go, purple custard!
739
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,581
Ooh!
740
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,166
Oh!
741
00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:44,262
Ah!
742
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,057
Whoa!
743
00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:50,761
End of the line, Millicent.
744
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:55,357
Whoo! Oh, yeah! Haha!
745
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,107
- Rita, try and go right!
- What?
746
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,358
Just trust me!
747
00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,610
I hope you know what you're doing!
748
00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:06,485
Now head for the rope!
749
00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:07,865
Okay.
750
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,827
Whoa!
751
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:20,715
Oh, no.
752
00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:23,134
Well done, Roddy!
753
00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:25,679
Hurray! We did it! We did it!
754
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:29,140
We didn't do it.
755
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:32,720
Whoa! Rita, can you get me
back on the boat?
756
00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:36,105
Oh!
757
00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:38,813
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
758
00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:41,816
Are you sure about this, Spike?
759
00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,068
These things are supposed to be dangerous.
760
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:46,696
Danger is my middle name.
761
00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:49,529
I thought it was Leslie.
762
00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:59,288
Just thought I'd drop in.
763
00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:01,590
Rita, do something quick! Anything!
764
00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:04,505
Hang on tight!
765
00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:08,801
Ah!
766
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:12,601
Whoa!
767
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:15,854
Uh-oh.
768
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,521
Any last requests?
769
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:20,984
Yes, yes.
770
00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:23,357
Could you fly off the boat,
screaming like a girl?
771
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:26,531
What?
772
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:34,616
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
773
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,620
Oh, dear.
774
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:44,546
- Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, yeah!
775
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,048
Yes!
776
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:51,132
♪ Sailing takes me away ♪
777
00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:55,390
♪ To where I've always heard it could be ♪
778
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:59,644
Look... out!
779
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,154
You darn foreigners!
780
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:14,867
Do you think the boss
will be annoyed with us?
781
00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:17,908
You incompetent cheese-eaters!
782
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,413
You let them escape?
783
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:26,963
It's obvious I should never have sent
rodents to do an amphibian's job.
784
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,921
Where is he? Why is he always late?
785
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:33,473
Ooh.
786
00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:37,052
En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust!
787
00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:41,265
Le Frog?
788
00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,441
Bonjour.
789
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:49,272
You're late, Le Frog.
790
00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:52,451
Fashionably late,
my annoying English cousin.
791
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:53,777
I know no other way.
792
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:59,333
Now, listen. Rita and her new accomplice
have stolen something irreplaceable.
793
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:01,660
It's all right, boss!
We've got another one!
794
00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:07,169
A master cable
of unique design and purpose.
795
00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:09,216
I want it back.
796
00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:12,046
Don't worry.
I'll get it back for you.
797
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:14,552
Once it is returned,
my plan will be complete.
798
00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:20,771
To wash away, once and for all,
the curse, the scourge of...
799
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,141
rats.
800
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,691
Forgive me, my warty English cousin,
801
00:48:28,781 --> 00:48:32,900
but this bizarre obsession with the rats,
it is not good for you.
802
00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:37,529
You are becoming what
we French call le fruitcake.
803
00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:43,619
Perhaps you forget that it was a rat
who cast me from paradise!
804
00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:46,955
Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again!
805
00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:48,919
My memoirs.
806
00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:54,551
Volume one details the dire
and tragic story of my youth.
807
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,222
Oh, mon Dieu!
808
00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:00,845
Of all the pets
in Buckingham Palace,
809
00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:04,101
the young Prince Charles
fancied me the best.
810
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:10,028
We would frolic day after sunny day
in royal abandon,
811
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:14,358
sharing that sweet and ever magical bond
between boy and toad.
812
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,364
You're gonna make me throw up.
813
00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,912
We were inseparable until...
814
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,789
it arrived.
815
00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:23,788
That rat!
816
00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:26,791
While the poor boy's head was turned,
817
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:32,009
I was cruelly plunged
into a whirlpool of despair.
818
00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:34,966
I know, I know.
819
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:37,923
You were flushed away down the loo, right?
820
00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:40,517
Blech! Oi.
821
00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:47,309
Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark,
so cold, so terrible!
822
00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:50,189
You find my pain funny?
823
00:49:50,279 --> 00:49:52,692
I find everyone's pain funny but my own.
824
00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,319
I'm French.
825
00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:57,867
Just get the cable!
826
00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:00,575
Henchfrogs!
827
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:04,374
We have a mission.
Let nothing stand in our way.
828
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,793
We leave immediately.
829
00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,629
What about dinner?
830
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,673
We leave... in five hours.
831
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:25,012
♪ Love, love, love, love ♪
832
00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:30,650
Mmm. This is quite tasty.
833
00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:31,772
Thanks.
834
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,570
I don't think it's too bad,
considering I only had an apple,
835
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:36,148
six raisins, and a box of rice.
836
00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:38,366
Rice?
837
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:42,199
♪ What's that urge from deep inside? ♪
838
00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:45,282
♪ The need to hurl won't be denied ♪
839
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:49,586
♪ That isn't rice
That's maggots you're eating ♪
840
00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:52,881
♪ Larva, larva, larva ♪
841
00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,378
Whee!
842
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:57,882
That explains why it all ran
to one side when I put the salt in.
843
00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:00,009
You know...
844
00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:03,217
I think we did pretty well today.
845
00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:08,973
I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit.
I mean, you're not...
846
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:11,399
Do I hear an actual compliment coming?
847
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,853
- Never mind.
- No, no, no, say it.
848
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:19,111
I mean, you're not entirely the useless,
whiny, stuck-up,
849
00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:21,284
pompous, big girl's blouse
I thought you were.
850
00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:23,327
There. Was that so hard?
851
00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:27,579
Well, we better get some rest
if we're gonna get you home tomorrow.
852
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,375
Catch.
853
00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:33,834
Heh...
854
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,665
Tell me about yourself, Roddy.
855
00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:39,511
Well, there's, uh, not much to tell.
856
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,884
You know everything about me,
warts and all.
857
00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,848
I don't even know what you do.
858
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,391
I'm, uh...
859
00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:47,518
I'm in a boy band.
860
00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:49,688
- Wha...
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.
861
00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:52,516
I'm serious.
862
00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:56,729
Tell me about your life Up Top.
Friends, family.
863
00:51:57,281 --> 00:52:00,570
- Uh...
- You do have a family, don't you?
864
00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:02,150
Oh, of course I do.
865
00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:05,658
Uh, brothers, sisters, cousins.
Yeah, we're quite a clan.
866
00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:08,206
Oh, you wouldn't believe the fun we have.
867
00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:11,706
Hanging out at the movies,
playing golf, going skiing.
868
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:14,037
It's just, just so great!
869
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:17,503
No wonder you want to get home.
870
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:19,877
Yeah.
871
00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:23,930
Well, I guess tomorrow
we'll both get what we want.
872
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:29,140
- Good night.
- Good night, Roddy.
873
00:52:32,191 --> 00:52:33,523
Good night.
874
00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:35,812
Good night.
875
00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:39,232
- Good night.
- Good night.
876
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:43,316
- Good night.
- Good night, Roddy.
877
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,694
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
878
00:52:45,788 --> 00:52:47,745
Aah!
879
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:51,161
Eee!
880
00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:07,599
Aah!
881
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,768
Wakey-wakey!
882
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:11,685
We're getting close to Kensington.
883
00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:14,560
Tie down anything loose.
It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
884
00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:16,562
Aye, aye, Captain.
885
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:29,947
Ah, thank you.
886
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,622
- You're welcome.
- Ah!
887
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,120
- Bonjour!
- Bonjour!
888
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,210
- Bonjour!
- Bonjour!
889
00:53:34,212 --> 00:53:35,577
- Bonjour!
- Bonjour!
890
00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:38,084
Who invited you onboard?
891
00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:39,914
Hop it. Hop it!
892
00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:41,465
Ah...
893
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:44,966
The English little girly,
she's so aggressive.
894
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,388
Le Frog.
895
00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:51,100
I like a woman with a little fire.
896
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:57,641
You're going to pay for that,
my little chocolate croissant!
897
00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:00,685
But first, a word from our sponsor.
898
00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:02,987
Marcel?
899
00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:17,414
Aha...
900
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,416
Oh, I should have known.
901
00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:22,999
Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir.
902
00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:26,840
Now then, Rita, hand it over.
903
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:29,422
Hand what over?
904
00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:32,884
This dance of deception must end.
905
00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:35,891
Return what you have stolen from me.
906
00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:37,847
Enough dancing!
907
00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:40,775
I don't have it anymore.
It was a fake anyway.
908
00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:42,568
What?
909
00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:44,361
Oh, the ruby.
910
00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:52,695
He's cuckoo, but family.
911
00:54:52,790 --> 00:54:55,282
Oh, this is rich.
912
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,867
The ruby was a pretty thing.
913
00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:01,420
Stop that.
914
00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:05,672
But nothing when compared
to the master cable.
915
00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,798
The master what?
916
00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,299
The cab...
917
00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,297
Turn.
918
00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:16,970
The cable! The one you're
now wearing as a belt.
919
00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:19,848
- Well, if that's all he wants...
- Hang on.
920
00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:21,729
What do you want it for anyway?
921
00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:25,779
Oh, you'll see,
come the World Cup Final this afternoon.
922
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:29,574
The World Cup Final?
923
00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,743
Okay, okay, cousin, take a breath.
924
00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:32,829
Leave it to me.
925
00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:34,578
We'll get your cable, kill the rodents,
926
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:37,999
and then me and my team
can settle down to a decent breakfast.
927
00:55:39,211 --> 00:55:41,578
Okay, men, to action!
928
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,163
We surrender!
929
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:46,882
No, not that one, you idiots!
The kung fu thing!
930
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,426
Ohh...
931
00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,423
I've got a plan.
932
00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,437
Go for it.
933
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:00,764
Fly at twelve o'clock!
934
00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,269
- Huh?
- Oh, bother.
935
00:56:06,572 --> 00:56:08,359
Fools! Grab them!
936
00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:16,203
Le Frog! No! Get that cable!
937
00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:17,531
Oh, mon Dieu!
938
00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:20,367
You rats, this is not over yet!
939
00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:24,162
Roddy! The rapids!
940
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:28,132
Oh, no!
941
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,931
En garde! Hee-hee.
942
00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:40,933
Hey!
943
00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:43,231
Rita? We're going over!
944
00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:45,149
Well, do something!
945
00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:49,979
No!
946
00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,321
Whoa.
947
00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:57,487
No, no, no, no!
948
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,007
Gotcha!
949
00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:16,760
Au revoir, ma cherie!
950
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,058
Take your flippers off me!
951
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:23,930
I have triumphed!
952
00:57:24,024 --> 00:57:25,560
You stupid English,
953
00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:29,235
with your Yorkshire puddings
and your chips and fish,
954
00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:31,938
you thought you could defeat Le Frog?
955
00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:33,739
Un...
956
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,111
...deux...
957
00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:41,323
trois!
958
00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:47,248
Nibble for your life!
959
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:57,714
My belt, I think.
960
00:57:57,808 --> 00:58:01,347
You rodents!
961
00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:06,139
Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate.
962
00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:12,653
Whoa!
963
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,857
Whee!
964
00:58:19,246 --> 00:58:21,329
We're okay, we're okay,
we're okay, we're okay.
965
00:58:21,415 --> 00:58:23,452
Try opening your eyes!
966
00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:28,874
Hold up, hold up. We're over Kensington!
967
00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:33,675
Yeah, only a terrifying 900-foot drop
between you and a nice comfortable bed.
968
00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:37,129
- Where's your house then?
- Right, now. Let me see...
969
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:41,341
Uh, Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate,
Kensington High Street.
970
00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:42,926
Try and go left.
971
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,854
That's it. Now go right. Yeah.
972
00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:47,472
Oh, this is gonna be tricky.
973
00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:50,559
Oh, yeah, and everything else
has been a piece of cake.
974
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:52,234
All right, here we go.
975
00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:56,856
Uh, 45, 47, 49...
976
00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:59,025
now!
977
00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,163
Ow.
978
00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:11,542
Well, I've had softer landings.
979
00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:20,047
We did it. I'm home.
980
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:25,097
The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives!
Ha ha!
981
00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:27,850
- Yep.
- Oh... Rita?
982
00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:34,440
Oh, oh, of course.
I'm such an idiot. Oh, the Dodger.
983
00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:36,065
Wasn't your fault, Rod.
984
00:59:37,282 --> 00:59:39,239
Quite an adventure, though, wasn't it?
985
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,693
Oh, Rita, I am so sorry.
986
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:46,789
But I think I might be able
to cheer you up.
987
00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:53,129
Ta-da! As promised, the Kensington jewels.
988
00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:56,090
A genuine star-cut ruby.
989
00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:59,009
It's just beautiful!
990
00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:01,338
And the best part?
991
01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:02,592
Unbreakable.
992
01:00:07,312 --> 01:00:09,019
I don't know what to say.
993
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:12,520
You think it will be enough?
I mean, to take care of your family?
994
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:18,776
And maybe this could be
the Jammy Dodger Mark Il.
995
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:28,114
Well...
996
01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:31,250
I suppose this is it.
997
01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:34,878
Thank you... for the lift.
998
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,043
You're welcome.
999
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:40,968
- Roddy?
- Yes.
1000
01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:44,889
I don't suppose you'd have time
to give me a quick tour?
1001
01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,011
Of course.
1002
01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:48,309
I'd love to meet your family.
1003
01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,145
Ah...
1004
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:54,061
Hello?
1005
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:56,768
Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home?
1006
01:00:57,112 --> 01:01:00,230
Wouldn't you know it? Just when you
need 'em, all out, every one of them.
1007
01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:02,235
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
1008
01:01:07,622 --> 01:01:10,205
- What is that?
- Oh, that.
1009
01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:12,742
Um... that's my...
1010
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:14,247
That's my master bedroom.
1011
01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:17,296
- It's a cage.
- No! No, no, it's not, actually.
1012
01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:18,793
Then why the lock and bars?
1013
01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:22,173
Well, it's, that's my, um...
home security system.
1014
01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,014
So much to see,
so little time to see it in.
1015
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,592
- Shall we?
- Roddy.
1016
01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:33,897
You're all alone up here, aren't you?
1017
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,477
Goal!
1018
01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:41,358
- Who's that?
- Um...
1019
01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:44,949
That would be... my brother!
1020
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:47,527
Wow, what a game! I can't believe it!
1021
01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:50,785
He shoots! He scores!
Back of the net! Group hug.
1022
01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:56,289
- Oh, hello.
- Rita, this is, uh... Rupert.
1023
01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,792
- What?
- Rupert, this is Rita.
1024
01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:02,546
She's been so looking forward
to meeting my brother.
1025
01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:03,672
Uh...
1026
01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:06,505
Obviously, there's not
a huge family resemblance.
1027
01:02:06,598 --> 01:02:08,464
I rather got the brains and...
1028
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:12,893
Well, actually, I got the looks too,
but we're very close, aren't we, Rupert?
1029
01:02:13,688 --> 01:02:16,021
Well, how time flies
when you're having fun!
1030
01:02:16,107 --> 01:02:18,099
Still, on with the tour, shall we?
1031
01:02:18,193 --> 01:02:20,560
- Hello, Sid.
- Hello, Rita.
1032
01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:24,689
- How's your dad?
- Better, yeah. Thanks for asking.
1033
01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:27,491
Rupert?
1034
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,991
What was that all about?
Come here, you poor little thing.
1035
01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:35,200
Look at his little face.
You ever seen anything so pathetic?
1036
01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:38,331
Brothers?
1037
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:41,380
All Mr. Lonely has got
is a couple of dolls
1038
01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:44,254
and a little wheel
to run around in his cage.
1039
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:46,552
Oh, this is too sweet!
1040
01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:50,222
What a loo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ser!
1041
01:02:54,145 --> 01:02:57,058
Oh... It's okay, Roddy.
1042
01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,600
Okay?
1043
01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:05,029
Look at this place, Rita.
Look at my home. It's a palace!
1044
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,529
I can do whatever I want
whenever I want to.
1045
01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:11,361
I mean, I'd say that's a little more
than okay, wouldn't you?
1046
01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:15,039
I mean, what do I need a family for?
What do I need friends for?
1047
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:19,376
I'm sorry, but if you have
everything you need, then...
1048
01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:21,336
I really have to get going.
1049
01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:24,507
I have a serious infestation to deal with.
1050
01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:29,299
I'll say goodbye, then...
1051
01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:32,593
Roddy St. James...
1052
01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:34,683
of Kensington.
1053
01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:10,594
♪ Lonely ♪
1054
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,548
♪ I'm Mr. Lonely ♪
1055
01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:16,258
♪ I have nobody ♪
1056
01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:19,266
♪ For my own ♪
1057
01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:25,943
Only ten minutes left till halftime.
1058
01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:27,691
What an amazing match this has been...
1059
01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:30,273
Come on, England! Oh, this is fantastic!
1060
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:33,860
A rare attack here
by Germany, but it comes to very little.
1061
01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:38,615
Come here, bro!
Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy.
1062
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:42,918
Here, have a cheese puff.
1063
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:45,580
Have another.
1064
01:04:46,925 --> 01:04:48,086
Here you go.
1065
01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,463
No! Duh. You're supposed to eat them.
1066
01:04:50,804 --> 01:04:52,796
Move... over.
1067
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:55,256
- What?
- Move over!
1068
01:04:56,893 --> 01:05:00,637
I'll take some of that.
1069
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:04,724
Word of advice, mate.
Take it easy with the drink, seriously,
1070
01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:06,730
or you'll never make it till halftime.
1071
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:10,647
What did you say?
1072
01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,231
Oh, the bathroom.
1073
01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:14,567
I'm waiting till halftime.
1074
01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,493
I don't want to miss any of the game.
1075
01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:19,947
Halftime. He's waiting till halftime!
1076
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:23,121
Those floodgates
won't hold forever, you know!
1077
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,378
No! Not the master cable!
1078
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,672
What do you want it for anyway?
1079
01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:32,718
Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final
this afternoon.
1080
01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:37,761
Half... time.
1081
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:42,519
Half... time.
1082
01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:44,972
Of course. That's The Toad's plan!
1083
01:05:45,066 --> 01:05:46,523
That's why he needs the cable!
1084
01:05:46,609 --> 01:05:49,852
When everyone goes to the toilet,
the whole city will be flushed away!
1085
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,733
- Come with me.
- Wha... No!
1086
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,655
But what about the game?
1087
01:05:53,741 --> 01:05:55,403
And what a game it is!
1088
01:05:55,493 --> 01:05:58,861
Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers,
the big center.
1089
01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:00,992
Can you see all right, Fergus?
1090
01:06:01,082 --> 01:06:02,368
Yes, thanks, Mum.
1091
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,700
Where's your helmets?
1092
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,204
Which one's the quarterback?
1093
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,877
Pick up the ball! Pick up the ball!
1094
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:10,252
Oh, these Brits don't know
the first thing about football.
1095
01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:15,845
Enjoy your last moments,
you egregious vermin.
1096
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:18,722
I've got Rita, boss!
I've got Rita!
1097
01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:21,767
Get off me, you lab reject!
1098
01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:23,435
Ha! You missed.
1099
01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:27,139
Ow.
1100
01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:31,944
Ah, Rita.
It's so good of you to return the cable.
1101
01:06:32,614 --> 01:06:34,480
Bonjour.
1102
01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:36,156
Hey!
1103
01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:40,278
At last! It's mine!
1104
01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:48,540
Just take it.
1105
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:54,049
Let there be light!
1106
01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:06,307
Please don't flush me, Roddy!
I can't survive down there!
1107
01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:08,855
I've gone soft!
1108
01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:11,605
Sid, I want you to flush me.
I'm going back.
1109
01:07:11,694 --> 01:07:14,027
- Back?
- Rita's in terrible danger.
1110
01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:15,900
Everyone's in terrible danger!
1111
01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:17,822
Now, you like it here, don't you?
1112
01:07:17,909 --> 01:07:21,198
Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much.
1113
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,449
And if I leave you,
will you be good to Tabitha,
1114
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:24,850
the little girl that looks after me?
1115
01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:29,289
I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy.
And I will be the best pet ever!
1116
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,086
Then the place is all yours.
1117
01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:32,754
- Sweet!
- Right.
1118
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,878
Let's get the bubbles going.
I've got a big job to do down there.
1119
01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:37,881
Right away, sir!
1120
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,220
So long, Sid.
1121
01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:44,300
So long, Rodnick Saint Something
of Someplace or other.
1122
01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:47,558
Geronimo!
1123
01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:52,900
And, Io, a chosen one
shall come down from above,
1124
01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:56,400
and he shall be our savoir
from the Great Flood!
1125
01:07:59,158 --> 01:08:00,649
I'm terribly sorry.
1126
01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:03,736
Just two minutes left
till halftime! Incredible!
1127
01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:06,038
- It's a fantasy start for England.
- Rita!
1128
01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:08,582
England leads Germany
by three goals to one.
1129
01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:10,268
- What an amazing game...
- Rita!
1130
01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:11,581
...this is turning out to be!
1131
01:08:11,963 --> 01:08:15,502
The grand opening.
1132
01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:25,925
And the referee again
has to bring play to a halt.
1133
01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:27,976
Rita!
1134
01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:31,188
Fans for the fans!
Get your England fans here.
1135
01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:33,186
Pied Piper lures thousands to their death!
1136
01:08:33,276 --> 01:08:34,312
Read all about it.
1137
01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,359
Balloons!
1138
01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:44,864
Rita!
1139
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,787
- Rita!
- Roddy!
1140
01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:52,869
I'm so sorry. I've been such a fool.
1141
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:55,079
You were right about me, about everything.
1142
01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:58,211
I should've admitted that.
I was afraid you wouldn't like me anymore.
1143
01:08:58,301 --> 01:09:01,544
Do you think we can talk
about this after you've rescued me?
1144
01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:04,472
Of course. There's no time.
When that whistle blows
1145
01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:07,721
and everyone Up Top goes to the toilet,
it's gonna flush away the whole city.
1146
01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:10,348
I know. And my family are all down there.
1147
01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:11,724
We've got to warn everyone.
1148
01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:13,146
Stop them!
1149
01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,902
Oh, dear.
1150
01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:31,122
Whoa! Whitey!
1151
01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:34,293
I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
1152
01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:39,586
So you thought you could
make a fool of The Toad, eh?
1153
01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,718
You don't need us for that.
1154
01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:47,094
Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you?
1155
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,266
Well, I'll be the one laughing
1156
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:53,847
when every last revolting rat
is flushed away!
1157
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:57,354
For I shall repopulate the city...
1158
01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:02,439
with these!
1159
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:05,532
- Eww!
- Nasty.
1160
01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:09,612
- Is this the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, Dad?
- Anything for you, my little man.
1161
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:10,992
- Can I have a pony?
- No.
1162
01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:12,618
- A puppy?
- We'll talk about it.
1163
01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,041
- Can we talk about it now?
- No.
1164
01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:16,460
- Can I have a puppy?
- Me too.
1165
01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:19,789
No, you can't all have puppies!
Please! Daddy's working!
1166
01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:22,295
We need to get downstairs
and pull out that cable.
1167
01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:24,877
How? It's impossible.
1168
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:29,640
England is winning. Anything's possible.
1169
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:32,389
Help!
1170
01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:34,640
Turn it off, Whitey!
1171
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:36,097
- No!
- Huh?
1172
01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:37,543
- Come on!
- They're getting away!
1173
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:41,894
Oh. Hi, boss.
1174
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:46,440
Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help!
1175
01:10:46,534 --> 01:10:48,571
I'm coming, Spike!
1176
01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,494
You fools! Grab them!
1177
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:55,495
Top floor, lingerie, housewares,
and certain doom!
1178
01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:12,383
Do I have to do everything myself?
1179
01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:22,063
There goes the whistle for halftime!
1180
01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:24,736
We're gonna take a break,
but we'll be back in a few minutes.
1181
01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:29,237
You're too late to do anything!
You and your kind are finished!
1182
01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:33,536
Oh, yeah? Well, come
and get us then, you warty windbag.
1183
01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:41,795
Oh, no!
1184
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,974
The gate. Back this way! Come on!
1185
01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:01,143
Rita!
1186
01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:03,647
If I'm going, you're both coming with me!
1187
01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,978
Just go, Roddy!
1188
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:13,948
That's it.
1189
01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:15,779
Roddy!
1190
01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:16,909
Stop moving!
1191
01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:19,582
Come and get me,
you big, slimy airbag!
1192
01:12:20,962 --> 01:12:22,419
Roddy, look out!
1193
01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:26,172
- Yes!
- Ah!
1194
01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:38,218
Le Frog!
1195
01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:41,976
Oh.
1196
01:12:43,025 --> 01:12:44,357
Let's finish this.
1197
01:12:44,443 --> 01:12:46,025
Yeah, let me go!
1198
01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:48,354
Goodbye, rat!
1199
01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:50,780
Rita!
1200
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,403
Hmm?
1201
01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:01,284
- Feeling a little tongue-tied?
- Impossible!
1202
01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:04,791
- Toodle-oo.
- No!
1203
01:13:12,138 --> 01:13:15,176
- Wave! Wave!
- England!
1204
01:13:15,266 --> 01:13:17,804
No, giant wave!
1205
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,392
Please work. Please work. Please work!
1206
01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:48,705
High five!
1207
01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:50,419
Oh, yeah.
1208
01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:56,509
Look! It's Roddy and Rita!
1209
01:13:56,599 --> 01:13:57,931
Good on you, girl!
1210
01:13:58,017 --> 01:14:00,680
Hooray for Millicent Bystander!
1211
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,136
Millicent!
1212
01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:06,064
Millicent! Millicent! Millicent!
1213
01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:08,312
You're a hero, Roddy.
1214
01:14:08,986 --> 01:14:11,194
Big deal.
1215
01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:16,153
You wretched vermin!
1216
01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:18,075
I'll make you pay for this!
1217
01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:20,279
Ah, give it a rest, cousin.
1218
01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:22,656
And get your kids a puppy.
1219
01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:26,877
Rita...
1220
01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:32,633
I was wondering, if you do build
a Jammy Dodger Mark Il, you, um...
1221
01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:37,425
you wouldn't happen to need
a first mate, would you?
1222
01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:46,472
♪ Left a good job in the city ♪
1223
01:14:48,109 --> 01:14:52,649
♪ Workin' for the man
Every night and day ♪
1224
01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:54,230
♪ Rollin' ♪
1225
01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:57,282
♪ Rollin' on the river ♪
1226
01:14:57,368 --> 01:15:00,952
♪ Rollin' on the river ♪
1227
01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:04,698
Okay.
1228
01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:12,672
Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze!
1229
01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:19,300
All right, chaps.
1230
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:22,432
♪ Big wheel keep on turnin' ♪
1231
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:25,352
♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin' ♪
1232
01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:28,181
♪ Rollin', rollin' ♪
1233
01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:30,106
♪ Rollin' on the river ♪
1234
01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:38,992
♪ All right ♪
1235
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,414
Oh, I love a happy ending.
1236
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:50,540
Oh, you've gone soft! I like
unhappy endings, with lots of violence.
1237
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:57,338
Are you... are you happy now, Spike?
1238
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,256
Woo-hoo!
1239
01:16:03,684 --> 01:16:06,142
- Shall we?
- Go for it.
1240
01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:07,969
♪ Big wheel keep on turnin' ♪
1241
01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:09,064
♪ Turnin' ♪
1242
01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:11,063
♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin' ♪
1243
01:16:11,150 --> 01:16:12,067
♪ Burnin' ♪
1244
01:16:12,069 --> 01:16:14,481
♪ Rollin', rollin' ♪
1245
01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:16,562
♪ Rollin' on the river ♪
1246
01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:19,986
♪ Rollin', rollin' ♪
1247
01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:22,739
♪ Rollin' on the river ♪
1248
01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:29,992
- Where are we going?
- I have no idea.
1249
01:16:30,086 --> 01:16:32,920
But we're gonna get there really fast!
1250
01:16:33,464 --> 01:16:35,956
I'm coming, Mr. Jones!
I'm coming!
1251
01:16:49,271 --> 01:16:51,934
Ah, this is the life, eh?
1252
01:16:52,024 --> 01:16:53,981
Roddy, I'm home!
1253
01:16:54,068 --> 01:16:55,855
And I've brought you a new friend!
1254
01:16:59,323 --> 01:17:01,736
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1255
01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:06,946
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1256
01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:12,538
♪ Pussycat, pussycat, I've got flowers ♪
1257
01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:16,588
♪ And lots of hours to spend with you ♪
1258
01:17:16,674 --> 01:17:21,419
♪ So go and powder your cute
Little pussycat nose ♪
1259
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:26,507
♪ Pussycat, pussycat, I love you ♪
1260
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,389
♪ Yes, I do ♪
1261
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:33,187
♪ You and your pussycat nose ♪
1262
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,440
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1263
01:17:38,529 --> 01:17:43,490
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1264
01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:49,409
♪ Pussycat, pussycat
You're so thrilling ♪
1265
01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:53,492
♪ And I'm so willing to care for you ♪
1266
01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:58,581
♪ So go and make up your
Big little pussycat eyes ♪
1267
01:17:59,633 --> 01:18:03,502
♪ Pussycat, pussycat, I love you ♪
1268
01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:06,054
♪ Yes, I do ♪
1269
01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:10,304
♪ You and your pussycat eyes ♪
1270
01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:15,480
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1271
01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:20,652
♪ What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
1272
01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:26,532
♪ Pussycat, pussycat, you're delicious ♪
1273
01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:30,659
♪ And if my wishes can all come true ♪
1274
01:18:30,748 --> 01:18:35,459
♪ I'll soon be kissing your
Sweet little pussycat lips ♪
1275
01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:40,626
♪ Pussycat, pussycat, I love you ♪
1276
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:42,582
♪ Yes, I do ♪
1277
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:48,342
- ♪ You and your pussycat lips ♪
- ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
1278
01:18:48,432 --> 01:18:51,891
- ♪ You and your pussycat eyes ♪
- ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
1279
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:55,432
♪ You and your pussycat ♪
1280
01:18:56,273 --> 01:18:59,391
♪ Nose ♪
1281
01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:03,820
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1282
01:19:03,906 --> 01:19:06,148
♪ Uhm hmm hm hm ♪
1283
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:09,155
♪ It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me ♪
1284
01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:10,452
♪ It's a wonderful night ♪
1285
01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:12,244
♪ Come on and break it on down ♪
1286
01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:15,039
♪ It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me ♪
1287
01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:16,582
♪ It's a wonderful night ♪
1288
01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:18,080
♪ Come on and break it on down ♪
1289
01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:21,004
♪ It's a wonderful night
Everybody can see ♪
1290
01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:22,456
♪ It's a wonderful night ♪
1291
01:19:22,549 --> 01:19:24,085
♪ Come on and break it on down ♪
1292
01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:27,010
♪ It's a wonderful night
Go ahead and release ♪
1293
01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:28,553
♪ It's a wonderful night ♪
1294
01:19:28,639 --> 01:19:30,096
♪ Come on and break it on down ♪
1295
01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:32,515
♪ You know the music
Search engine need a tune-up ♪
1296
01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:35,765
♪ Soon as they out the gate
They all a wanna hear da corner, uh-huh ♪
1297
01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:38,688
♪ Feel the connectedness energy
Disprojected the weighted ♪
1298
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:40,481
♪ The whole collective consciousness ♪
1299
01:19:40,567 --> 01:19:43,310
♪ Arise like helium up
Groovin' out of the question ♪
1300
01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:44,770
♪ Won't disrespect him, but ♪
1301
01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:47,856
♪ Our styles Posh
Like Dave Beckham c'mon ♪
1302
01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:51,114
♪ It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me ♪
1303
01:19:51,203 --> 01:19:52,444
♪ It's a wonderful night ♪
1304
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,154
♪ Come on and break it on down ♪
1305
01:19:54,248 --> 01:19:57,116
♪ It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me ♪
1306
01:19:57,209 --> 01:19:58,541
♪ It's a wonderful night ♪
1307
01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:00,539
♪ Come on and break it on down ♪
1308
01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:07,629
♪ That the spot will get hot ♪
1309
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:09,086
♪ That it's ready to pop ♪
1310
01:20:09,179 --> 01:20:10,511
♪ Don't even look at the clock ♪
1311
01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:12,054
♪ All of your problems forgotten ♪
1312
01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:13,598
♪ It's time to rock till you drop ♪
1313
01:20:13,684 --> 01:20:15,050
♪ Feel the force and just flock ♪
1314
01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:18,057
♪ To the epicenter
Of the party's bass tremors, c'mon ♪
1315
01:20:18,147 --> 01:20:20,935
♪ It's a wonderful night
You've gotta take it from me ♪
1316
01:20:21,025 --> 01:20:22,561
♪ It's a wonderful night ♪
1317
01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:24,233
♪ Come on and break it on down ♪
1318
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:27,154
♪ It's a wonderful night
You've gotta shake it for me ♪
1319
01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:28,571
♪ It's a wonderful night ♪
1320
01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:30,239
♪ Come on and break it on down ♪
1321
01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:31,567
♪ It's a wonderful night ♪
1322
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:33,572
♪ Come on and break it on down ♪
1323
01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,744
Woo-hoo!
1324
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:40,791
Whee!
1325
01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:30,877
[gentle music playing
1326
01:21:57,913 --> 01:22:00,747
Woo-hoo!
1327
01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:24,432
♪ Land of hope and glory ♪
1328
01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:29,183
♪ Mother of the free ♪
1329
01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:35,311
♪ How shall we extol thee ♪
1330
01:24:35,404 --> 01:24:38,863
♪ Who are born of thee? ♪
1331
01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:49,199
♪ How shall we extol thee ♪
1332
01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:52,957
♪ Who are born ♪
1333
01:24:53,046 --> 01:24:57,165
♪ Of thee? ♪
1334
01:24:58,305 --> 01:25:04,712
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