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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:28,920 时间轴调整－261739754@CHD 2 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,046 老妈，早! 3 00:01:35,122 --> 00:01:36,487 想谋杀你老妈? 4 00:01:37,458 --> 00:01:39,756 对了，妈，我今天要面试啊! 5 00:01:40,694 --> 00:01:43,026 你小心一点,民历上说你今天犯冲! 6 00:01:43,931 --> 00:01:44,920 我才不信这一些! 7 00:01:51,972 --> 00:01:54,941 肥伯的,歪叔的! 8 00:01:56,043 --> 00:01:57,408 歪叔你的! 谢谢你! 9 00:01:58,512 --> 00:02:01,140 十姨妈烤吐司，陈三叔火腿加蛋 10 00:02:01,181 --> 00:02:02,580 朱二哥鸡腿一个 11 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:04,674 金水婶双蛋! 12 00:02:07,087 --> 00:02:08,384 大肚脐也是! 13 00:02:19,332 --> 00:02:22,495 Go!Go! 14 00:02:25,838 --> 00:02:27,703 Wait!Wait! 15 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:32,609 大少爷,你不要跑这么快,等等我! 16 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:35,705 等等我! 17 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,607 等等我!丫头!等等我! 18 00:02:40,152 --> 00:02:41,676 不要开船! 19 00:02:45,357 --> 00:02:46,949 不要紧了，你忘了面包了 20 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,391 你今天犯冲呀! 21 00:02:48,426 --> 00:02:49,586 我不信! 22 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,619 你不信!以前你外婆也讲 23 00:02:51,663 --> 00:02:53,528 跟男人睡觉会大肚子 24 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:55,032 我也是不信呀 25 00:02:55,066 --> 00:02:56,090 结果怎么样了，老妈? 26 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,795 结果为了证明她是错的 27 00:02:57,869 --> 00:02:59,496 我就多试了几次 28 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,196 好了! 29 00:03:04,509 --> 00:03:05,976 少爷，请! 30 00:03:06,845 --> 00:03:08,244 谢谢! 31 00:03:34,871 --> 00:03:36,600 苍蝇叔! 早呀!大少爷! 32 00:03:38,308 --> 00:03:39,707 这车是谁的? 33 00:03:39,776 --> 00:03:40,800 不知道! 34 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:42,969 不是你的?不是我的! 35 00:03:43,012 --> 00:03:44,274 不是你的我踢一脚! 36 00:03:44,581 --> 00:03:45,548 不要呀!不要呀! 37 00:03:45,582 --> 00:03:47,140 是我的!是我的!大少爷! 38 00:03:48,017 --> 00:03:49,780 买了这么漂亮车还装蒜? 39 00:03:50,886 --> 00:03:52,376 我省吃俭用才买到的 40 00:03:52,421 --> 00:03:53,820 我当它是老婆一样 41 00:03:53,922 --> 00:03:55,150 为什么要瞒我? 42 00:03:55,257 --> 00:03:57,817 我不敢呀!少爷! 罚你把老婆借我用一下,拿来! 43 00:03:57,859 --> 00:04:00,020 别这样,你自己那么多漂亮老婆 44 00:04:00,095 --> 00:04:01,323 你小心点用呀! 45 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,467 居然勾搭我老婆! 46 00:04:49,675 --> 00:04:51,700 怎么搞的!你开车就了不起呀! 47 00:04:55,648 --> 00:04:56,910 开保时捷又怎么样? 48 00:05:16,435 --> 00:05:18,767 月光，死鬼,还蛮准时的嘛 49 00:05:19,337 --> 00:05:22,363 等一下我带你去见人事部主任洪先生 50 00:05:22,407 --> 00:05:24,398 你进去的时候呢什么都不要说 51 00:05:24,442 --> 00:05:25,340 就说是我介绍来的 52 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,309 不过呢说好了 53 00:05:27,445 --> 00:05:28,776 第一个月薪水要给他一半啊! 54 00:05:29,781 --> 00:05:30,907 现在还有这种贪污的事情? 55 00:05:31,016 --> 00:05:32,142 习惯就好了 56 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:33,615 记得，再去修整一下门面 57 00:05:33,685 --> 00:05:34,515 你看那边的女人 58 00:05:34,553 --> 00:05:36,783 涂的漂亮一点，知不知道? 59 00:05:42,493 --> 00:05:44,324 你看看,表弟! 60 00:05:44,361 --> 00:05:45,828 你看看女人的丑态 61 00:05:46,063 --> 00:05:48,554 所以，我建议在公司装这种阴阳镜 62 00:05:48,699 --> 00:05:50,360 还有那种隐蔽式的闭路电视 63 00:05:50,501 --> 00:05:51,763 要是她们有什么古灵精怪 64 00:05:51,802 --> 00:05:53,292 我们马上就知道了,还有呀 65 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:55,462 请女秘书，要挑漂亮的自己用 66 00:05:55,506 --> 00:05:56,996 不就范就马上炒鱿鱼,对不对? 67 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:02,942 我没有想到你这么缺德! 68 00:06:03,347 --> 00:06:04,644 叫人来全拆掉! 69 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,510 拆,拆,早就该拆了,对吗? 70 00:06:10,887 --> 00:06:12,411 那个女的是谁呀? 71 00:06:15,025 --> 00:06:16,014 来应征的吧 72 00:06:16,393 --> 00:06:17,985 你该不会看上这个菜瓜吧? 73 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,663 不赖嘛,看上去有种污泥中的纯情 74 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,232 有眼光! 75 00:06:24,401 --> 00:06:26,699 不是!她今天早上比这只手指给我看 76 00:06:28,772 --> 00:06:30,637 再看一眼就知道这个女的没涵养 77 00:06:30,741 --> 00:06:31,673 没内容 78 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,902 任性,烂货,三八,下流! 79 00:06:34,945 --> 00:06:36,105 不对!不对呀! 80 00:06:36,346 --> 00:06:38,314 我老是觉得我对她有点好感! 81 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:44,577 只有有个性的人,才有这种品味! 82 00:06:46,788 --> 00:06:48,619 有品味! 83 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:50,621 我看如果日本人再打中国的话 84 00:06:50,692 --> 00:06:51,954 你一定会发财! 85 00:06:52,026 --> 00:06:53,516 可不是,我有十六分之一日本人血统 86 00:06:53,561 --> 00:06:56,155 不是!你有百分之一百做汉奸的本领 87 00:07:00,335 --> 00:07:01,233 思咪妈先! 88 00:07:02,203 --> 00:07:03,636 巩先生! 是! 89 00:07:03,671 --> 00:07:05,662 周先生现在上来了! 哦! 90 00:07:10,744 --> 00:07:13,269 好了，别哭,我买雪糕给你吃啊 91 00:07:15,315 --> 00:07:17,909 表弟，周大鹏上来了! 92 00:07:18,118 --> 00:07:20,484 什么?他还敢上来? 93 00:07:20,521 --> 00:07:22,489 这个老狐狸挖我公司人材 94 00:07:22,523 --> 00:07:23,512 抢我公司生意 95 00:07:23,557 --> 00:07:25,354 拉我公司的客人 你拿这个干什么? 96 00:07:25,392 --> 00:07:27,155 每次他上来,就连厕所也会堵塞! 97 00:07:27,194 --> 00:07:27,990 就用这个吧! 98 00:07:29,028 --> 00:07:31,053 表弟，不要这样! 不要拉我了! 99 00:07:33,266 --> 00:07:34,858 表弟…! 不要再拉我了 100 00:07:35,968 --> 00:07:37,833 表弟，有话好说… 我要他的命! 101 00:07:41,274 --> 00:07:42,366 贤侄呀! 102 00:07:42,742 --> 00:07:44,835 怎么这么好?到电梯间来接我? 103 00:07:44,977 --> 00:07:46,842 不是!听说你这玩意打得很棒 104 00:07:46,946 --> 00:07:48,538 想跟你打一局，玩一玩呀! 105 00:07:48,714 --> 00:07:49,874 哦!手痒呀? 是呀! 106 00:07:50,283 --> 00:07:51,716 对了!我正好有事找你谈谈! 107 00:07:51,818 --> 00:07:53,012 有什么要关照我的 108 00:07:53,052 --> 00:07:54,519 来…一面走一面谈! 109 00:07:55,855 --> 00:07:56,719 对了，贤侄! 110 00:07:57,023 --> 00:07:58,786 上个月我挖走了你的经理 111 00:07:58,891 --> 00:07:59,789 真是不好意思! 112 00:08:00,026 --> 00:08:01,789 我正愁人材太多,不知道往那里放呢 113 00:08:02,628 --> 00:08:05,324 上个礼拜，我们又抢走你的日本客户 114 00:08:06,132 --> 00:08:08,157 哦!我们没空接,你肯帮忙太好了! 115 00:08:08,868 --> 00:08:10,096 昨天呢 116 00:08:10,136 --> 00:08:11,728 我们又到机场抢走你的意大利客人 117 00:08:12,505 --> 00:08:14,632 太好了,我们昨天忙得忘记去接他了 118 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:16,935 贤侄，你真是懂事! 119 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:28,675 世侄，你连雪茄受不了 120 00:08:29,553 --> 00:08:33,216 我告诉你，要学会享受雪茄 121 00:08:33,357 --> 00:08:35,621 美酒,还有女人 122 00:08:35,726 --> 00:08:37,455 这才算是一个完整的男人呀 123 00:08:38,496 --> 00:08:40,054 那我不算是男人? 124 00:08:40,097 --> 00:08:42,031 我不抽雪茄,不喝酒,不追女人! 125 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:47,160 女人不是用来追的，是用来照顾的 126 00:08:47,804 --> 00:08:51,171 没错!正所谓穷人才会追女人 127 00:08:51,308 --> 00:08:53,469 如果你聪明,就开一张空白支票 128 00:08:53,677 --> 00:08:54,769 或者花个百来万 129 00:08:54,911 --> 00:08:56,276 为一个女人开个生日舞会 130 00:08:56,413 --> 00:08:58,278 那些什么什么小姐，就算正在吃饭 131 00:08:58,415 --> 00:09:01,009 也会赶快吐出来,投怀送抱， 对不对? 132 00:09:02,785 --> 00:09:05,515 这样子的女人，根本不值得我去爱 133 00:09:05,621 --> 00:09:07,316 贤侄，你又错了 134 00:09:07,490 --> 00:09:10,789 女人不是用来爱的，是用来玩的! 135 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:13,918 没错，所以老婆就会叉着腰说 136 00:09:14,063 --> 00:09:15,758 你又出去玩女人 137 00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:18,299 不会说,你又出去爱女人,对不对? 138 00:09:18,901 --> 00:09:19,799 周先生! 139 00:09:19,835 --> 00:09:22,736 听说最近[香港小姐]选美 140 00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:24,772 前三名都被你摆平了 141 00:09:25,007 --> 00:09:26,338 连中三元呀! 142 00:09:27,176 --> 00:09:29,804 何止呢?[亚洲小姐]的前三名 143 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,242 都被我摆平了 144 00:09:31,347 --> 00:09:32,939 简直是中了三朵花呀! 145 00:09:33,215 --> 00:09:34,705 恭喜你,恭喜你呀! 146 00:09:43,490 --> 00:09:45,117 拜托你打扮整齐一点! 147 00:09:45,159 --> 00:09:46,456 老是戴着这副破眼镜 148 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,653 从国中戴到现在,你真是老土嗳! 149 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,252 我试过找第二副了 150 00:09:50,364 --> 00:09:52,093 可是怎样戴都不舒服嘛 151 00:09:52,266 --> 00:09:53,733 那再买一副一模一样的嘛 152 00:09:53,867 --> 00:09:55,994 眼镜店说这种款式 153 00:09:56,136 --> 00:09:57,603 连德国工厂都不生产了 154 00:09:58,372 --> 00:10:01,341 神经病,那你还戴，人家都不生产了 155 00:10:01,975 --> 00:10:03,704 我跟它有感情的嘛! 156 00:10:05,446 --> 00:10:06,378 我告诉你 157 00:10:06,413 --> 00:10:08,574 吃个苹果当午餐的方法已经落伍了 158 00:10:08,882 --> 00:10:10,907 还是试试另外一种强劲的减肥方法 159 00:10:10,951 --> 00:10:11,815 怎么减? 160 00:10:12,985 --> 00:10:15,419 Monday随便吃,Tuesday任你吃 161 00:10:15,455 --> 00:10:17,980 星期三不准吃，Thursday大大吃 162 00:10:18,591 --> 00:10:19,785 Friday尽量吃 163 00:10:19,825 --> 00:10:20,951 礼拜六跟星期天 164 00:10:20,993 --> 00:10:22,551 就连一颗豆豉也不给你吃! 165 00:10:22,728 --> 00:10:23,717 有效吗? 166 00:10:23,796 --> 00:10:25,024 这种菲律宾的减肥法 167 00:10:25,064 --> 00:10:26,258 很多人试过都有效 168 00:10:26,298 --> 00:10:28,266 有个胖子一减就减了五十磅 169 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,358 不由得你不信 170 00:10:29,501 --> 00:10:32,163 真的，今天是Monday，就是随我吃了 171 00:10:32,237 --> 00:10:33,670 那当然啦! 我不客气了! 172 00:10:33,739 --> 00:10:35,639 你干吗?你神经… 173 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:40,375 你还盯着来应征的女孩 174 00:10:40,579 --> 00:10:42,171 这种货色你在路边摊摆二桌 175 00:10:42,214 --> 00:10:43,374 她会跟你一辈子 176 00:10:44,049 --> 00:10:46,449 贤侄，等一下拍卖会完了 177 00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:48,348 我带你去见识一下好东西 178 00:10:48,454 --> 00:10:50,854 大叔，三朵花都被你摘了 179 00:10:51,256 --> 00:10:53,918 别忘了,还有七朵花呀! 180 00:10:57,728 --> 00:10:59,025 六亿二千万,第一次! 181 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:04,292 六亿四千万! 182 00:11:07,037 --> 00:11:08,129 六亿六千万! 183 00:11:09,239 --> 00:11:11,799 表弟，算起来要三十万一坪呀 184 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:15,705 这只老狐狸都肯出价,死不了的 185 00:11:16,313 --> 00:11:17,337 七亿! 186 00:11:17,547 --> 00:11:18,411 七亿! 贤侄! 187 00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:20,876 什么? 这样争法，大家没好处 188 00:11:21,051 --> 00:11:22,211 公平竞争嘛! 189 00:11:23,153 --> 00:11:24,484 七亿二千万! 190 00:11:27,691 --> 00:11:28,988 七亿二千万!第一次! 191 00:11:31,495 --> 00:11:32,757 七亿二千万!第二次! 192 00:11:34,665 --> 00:11:36,826 七亿两千万!第三次,成交! 193 00:11:38,301 --> 00:11:40,701 我买到了!我买到了!… 194 00:11:41,938 --> 00:11:42,768 我知道! 195 00:11:42,873 --> 00:11:44,670 接着这块珍贵的住宅用地 196 00:11:44,741 --> 00:11:45,867 位于渣甸山 197 00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:49,604 编号是E6102，底价是十一亿 198 00:11:49,946 --> 00:11:53,712 十一亿两千万，十一亿四千万 199 00:11:53,884 --> 00:11:56,876 贤侄，这样争下去我心脏受不了呀 200 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,711 既然这样，你自己小心罗! 201 00:12:03,825 --> 00:12:06,123 糟了!糟了!…洒了一地! 202 00:12:06,161 --> 00:12:07,685 我帮你捡! 203 00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:09,819 谢谢! 204 00:12:09,964 --> 00:12:12,228 十一亿六千万，第二次 205 00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:17,230 我的心脏，我的心脏… 十一亿六千万，第三次 206 00:12:17,772 --> 00:12:18,796 成交! 207 00:12:19,874 --> 00:12:21,569 我买到了，我又买到了 208 00:12:21,976 --> 00:12:25,810 贤侄，做人要有风度,恭喜我呀! 209 00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:28,746 恭喜你! 210 00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:38,688 来!…小心着凉,大少爷! 211 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:39,792 谢谢! 212 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,122 我真是恨我做人这么虚伪 213 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,890 就好像那个周大鹏，我明明很恨他 214 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,260 却要跟他搂搂抱抱的 215 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:47,766 我真想找人揍他! 216 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,135 让我找十几二十个小流氓… 217 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,903 你现在当我是洛哥呀? 218 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,139 不是!不是!… 219 00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:58,734 其实呀,我只是想找一个 220 00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,904 没有人认识我的地方 221 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,536 休息几天而已 222 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,849 我真是讨厌我现在扮的角色 223 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,350 巩小姐,太太回家了! 224 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,451 表哥! 225 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,552 太太! 226 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,855 儿子! 买东西呀?是呀! 227 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,551 买了好多东西呀! 228 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,025 有个肥婆真该死 229 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,321 居然敢跟我抢一条裙子 230 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,623 我才不让那混蛋呢! 231 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,296 你说脏话! 232 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,794 黛娜刚从北京来才两年 233 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,300 大陆的人喜欢用语助词嘛! 234 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,832 很难改口，黛娜,哦? 235 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,033 是呀!我很少说去你妈的! 236 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,567 我不是教过你了 237 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,441 骂脏话就要用英语 238 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,877 就没有人说你俗气了! 239 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,847 这好像混蛋叫做Mix egg! 240 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,613 去你妈的就是Your mother's gone! 241 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,847 他奶奶的就叫His grandmother! 242 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,081 妈,不要乱教她! 243 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,051 儿子!黛娜是北京知青 244 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,993 她可是北京十大美人之一 245 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,359 你跟她很相配呀! 246 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:53,488 妈! 247 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:55,558 她明天要出海玩,你陪她去呀! 248 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,823 不行!我明天没空! 249 00:13:58,836 --> 00:14:00,827 我问过你秘书，你明天有空! 250 00:14:01,605 --> 00:14:03,573 我想静静地看书,行不行? 251 00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:06,032 我有心脏病,儿子! 252 00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:07,542 你不要刺激我 253 00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:10,545 我死了 你真的就Your mother's gone! 254 00:14:11,281 --> 00:14:15,217 又来这一套,好…听你的! 下不为例 255 00:14:16,786 --> 00:14:18,117 这天真是Mix egg! 256 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,833 又九章,又大三元! 257 00:14:32,936 --> 00:14:33,903 最好我自摸 258 00:14:34,037 --> 00:14:36,335 要不然我要输了! 259 00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:04,090 你的口水呀!真是的!口水呀! 260 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,599 自摸七万，一家十六块! 261 00:15:17,678 --> 00:15:21,546 十一姑,你不是说陪我看戏 262 00:15:21,716 --> 00:15:23,911 你也说过帮我搬块大石头过来 263 00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:25,211 你也没有搬呀 264 00:15:25,319 --> 00:15:26,752 搬呀!搬了再说! 哦，我现在去 265 00:15:29,456 --> 00:15:31,390 干什么? 266 00:15:32,359 --> 00:15:33,724 十一姑,这局当奖励,应该给我 267 00:15:33,827 --> 00:15:35,124 不然你就死得难看罗 268 00:15:35,762 --> 00:15:37,354 你才死得很难看呀 269 00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:39,057 如果不是你老姐我一帆风顺 270 00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,758 把死牌起死回生,早完蛋了 271 00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:42,798 还想跟我吃什么红呀? 272 00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:44,928 如果你不让我吃红，我就漏你的底 273 00:15:45,639 --> 00:15:46,901 漏我什么底呀? 274 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,668 打麻将出老千，装神棍，扮气功师 275 00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:50,800 全都是骗人的! 276 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,269 你这个该死的小鬼 277 00:15:52,479 --> 00:15:54,538 你祖奶奶给你吃,给你穿,给你住 278 00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:55,941 你今天说这个话 279 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,043 要说你去说啊!我才不怕呢! 280 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:00,916 去说啊!要说你去说啊! 281 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:02,146 你想怎样? 我要去告诉人家! 282 00:16:02,188 --> 00:16:03,382 去讲呀! 283 00:16:03,622 --> 00:16:05,954 扯我后腿?这么该死?吃里扒外! 284 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,391 我把薪水给他，叫他滚! 285 00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:13,732 你看你薪水有多高，钞票多大迭! 286 00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:15,893 大你的妈，一千八薪水请我这种人材 287 00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:16,924 我干脆剁掉! 288 00:16:16,969 --> 00:16:17,958 你敢剁再说啦 289 00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:20,972 要是剁给鸭仔吃,鸭仔都会被你噎死 290 00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:23,200 妈,你辞了阿虫 291 00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:24,401 以后自己怎么应付呀? 292 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,467 可以啦,没有什么不可以的了! 293 00:16:26,511 --> 00:16:28,001 你老爸刚去世的时候 294 00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,344 我也是一个人把这个店给承起来 295 00:16:30,381 --> 00:16:32,076 大家都说我不行,我还是做了 296 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,743 可是现在你年纪大了 297 00:16:34,552 --> 00:16:35,610 我年纪有多大? 298 00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:37,154 我要是跟你出去交男朋友 299 00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:38,746 我也不会输你，知道吗? 300 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,091 那是当然的啦! 301 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,423 妈,你还是这么风骚呀! 302 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,562 没有啦,骚得刚刚好的 303 00:16:48,366 --> 00:16:50,357 油鸡腿,叉烧呀 304 00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:54,303 刚才那些老头只吃鸡头鸡腿鸡屁股 305 00:16:55,706 --> 00:16:57,731 妈,我找到工作了 306 00:16:58,075 --> 00:16:59,372 以后你就不用那么辛苦了 307 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,076 不辛苦,不辛苦 308 00:17:01,178 --> 00:17:04,170 等我再见到初恋情人,跟他去美国 309 00:17:04,248 --> 00:17:06,614 那个时候，你就要自生自灭了! 310 00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:11,281 妈,我知道你舍不得我的 311 00:17:11,487 --> 00:17:14,047 再说吧!人都有思春期的 312 00:17:14,156 --> 00:17:17,353 就像隔壁那只猫呀，见它咿咿啊啊 313 00:17:17,393 --> 00:17:18,587 我就知道它思春了! 314 00:17:18,628 --> 00:17:21,563 妈,我怎么知道你什么时候思春呀? 315 00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:24,322 你要听见我在咿咿啊啊 316 00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:25,732 我就是思春了 317 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:29,402 十一姑! 318 00:17:30,038 --> 00:17:31,130 你搞什么鬼呀? 319 00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:33,367 我,我有点感冒了 320 00:17:34,175 --> 00:17:36,837 过来帮我刮痧好不好哪? 321 00:17:37,312 --> 00:17:39,746 刮痧涨价了,现在一百五! 322 00:17:39,915 --> 00:17:43,646 没关系,那你快点过来啊!唔? 323 00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:47,381 妈,他这样算不算是咿咿呀呀? 324 00:17:50,258 --> 00:17:52,920 他呀，现在是思春 325 00:17:52,961 --> 00:17:56,294 等一下付我钱的时候就[没剩]了 326 00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:06,806 龙家俊! 327 00:18:07,141 --> 00:18:07,971 什么事? 328 00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:12,345 没有了,我要你用手帮我擦嘛 329 00:18:12,646 --> 00:18:13,613 好! 330 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:16,947 谢谢表哥! 331 00:18:19,453 --> 00:18:20,215 你够了没有,龙家俊 332 00:18:20,287 --> 00:18:21,151 是你叫我用手的 333 00:18:21,455 --> 00:18:22,183 你! 334 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:25,884 你怎么了? 335 00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:30,659 黛娜!黛娜! 336 00:18:30,964 --> 00:18:33,990 这一下你还不跟我做人工呼吸! 337 00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:35,968 好了，好了 338 00:18:36,002 --> 00:18:38,163 总算可以安安静静地看书了! 339 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,208 龙家俊,你这个混… 340 00:18:43,409 --> 00:18:44,967 你放过我吧,巩黛娜! 341 00:18:45,078 --> 00:18:46,409 你侮辱我，你轻视我 342 00:18:46,512 --> 00:18:47,376 你Look me down 343 00:18:47,447 --> 00:18:48,379 是又怎么样? 344 00:18:49,514 --> 00:18:50,708 你污辱我，你强奸我 345 00:18:50,882 --> 00:18:52,110 你不要乱冤枉人呀! 346 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,512 这船上只有我们两个人 347 00:18:53,618 --> 00:18:54,676 我爱怎么说都行! 348 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,144 你怎么这么不讲道理呀 349 00:18:56,254 --> 00:18:57,278 你太野蛮了吧! 350 00:18:57,356 --> 00:18:59,290 难道你不知道野蛮是女人的专利 351 00:18:59,391 --> 00:19:00,551 不讲道理是女人的权利 352 00:19:00,692 --> 00:19:02,216 说了不算数是女人的成就吗? 353 00:19:02,327 --> 00:19:03,294 死王八蛋，龙家俊! 354 00:19:04,129 --> 00:19:05,460 好,我就要你好看! 355 00:19:06,999 --> 00:19:09,832 好!粗暴点,残忍点,撕开我! 356 00:19:09,868 --> 00:19:12,302 折磨我,虐待我,蹂躏我… 357 00:19:12,337 --> 00:19:13,326 我佩服你! 358 00:19:17,675 --> 00:19:18,573 真受不了! 359 00:19:20,845 --> 00:19:23,336 龙家俊,我数三下你马上扶我起来 360 00:19:23,481 --> 00:19:24,505 要不然你会后悔啊! 361 00:19:25,016 --> 00:19:25,812 我懒得理你! 362 00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:31,452 一,二… 三 363 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:41,922 你想谋杀呀? 364 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:46,993 你别走呀! 365 00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:03,316 你们干什么? 366 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,313 真不了你们为什么游那么快? 367 00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:12,559 同志，你还不快点游呀? 368 00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:14,192 干什么? 369 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,388 你看看后面! 370 00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:16,920 后面有什么好看? 371 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,457 是谁丢了两片鱼翅在这里呀? 372 00:20:33,515 --> 00:20:35,915 怕怕!怕怕… 373 00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:38,848 好了，到了,总算到了! 374 00:20:38,886 --> 00:20:40,820 鲨鱼呢,鲨鱼在哪里呀? 375 00:20:40,855 --> 00:20:41,947 早走了! 376 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:43,888 我的脚抽筋,帮帮忙! 377 00:20:44,925 --> 00:20:45,914 你叫什么名字? 378 00:20:46,393 --> 00:20:47,121 你叫什么名字啊? 379 00:20:47,928 --> 00:20:50,954 我叫吴爱港,就是我爱香港 380 00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:52,630 总算到了! 381 00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:54,893 那你是大陆客? 382 00:20:55,669 --> 00:20:57,159 把他们统统抓回去 是! 383 00:20:57,771 --> 00:20:59,238 警察来了，你们快点走吧! 384 00:20:59,272 --> 00:21:02,002 不能把你一个人留下来,一起跑 快走! 不用拉我! 385 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:03,168 我是香港人,不用逃呀! 快走! 386 00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:06,373 不用拉我，我是香港人，不用逃呀! 387 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,804 别跑? 388 00:21:08,882 --> 00:21:10,179 站着! 389 00:21:11,585 --> 00:21:14,782 站着! 我是香港人 390 00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:19,213 不要拉我好不好? 391 00:21:19,258 --> 00:21:20,589 你再不走要回乡下种田 392 00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:21,718 会被人打死呀! 393 00:21:21,994 --> 00:21:22,926 我是香港人 394 00:21:23,562 --> 00:21:24,586 就算我是大陆人 395 00:21:24,697 --> 00:21:25,629 皇家香港警察 396 00:21:25,664 --> 00:21:27,131 是一个讲道理的纪律部门 397 00:21:27,299 --> 00:21:28,857 就算我站在这里,他也不会打我! 398 00:21:29,702 --> 00:21:30,600 谁打我? 399 00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:31,830 皇家香港警察! 400 00:21:33,205 --> 00:21:34,536 皇家警察打人呀! 401 00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:36,173 快走! 402 00:21:40,278 --> 00:21:41,267 死路! 403 00:21:46,383 --> 00:21:47,441 看你往哪里跑? 404 00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:48,816 我何必到处跑? 405 00:21:49,586 --> 00:21:50,484 我是香港人呀! 406 00:21:51,155 --> 00:21:52,850 每个大陆人都说自己是香港人 407 00:21:53,223 --> 00:21:54,155 身份证? 408 00:21:54,992 --> 00:21:57,085 我被人推下海，身份证在船上 409 00:21:57,728 --> 00:21:58,786 很有新意! 410 00:21:59,429 --> 00:22:00,225 你不信? 411 00:22:00,364 --> 00:22:02,332 这样好了，香港的常识你随便问问我 412 00:22:02,499 --> 00:22:04,899 好,尖沙嘴去中环地铁票多少钱一张 413 00:22:04,935 --> 00:22:06,527 我不搭地铁,请你问问别的! 414 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:07,770 报纸多少钱一份? 415 00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:09,237 我不看报纸,请你问别的! 416 00:22:10,374 --> 00:22:12,274 周星驰跟周润发是什么关系? 417 00:22:12,409 --> 00:22:13,637 是什么人呀? 418 00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:14,609 电影明星! 419 00:22:14,645 --> 00:22:16,772 我不看国片的!请你问别的行不行呀 420 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,642 你猜猜! 421 00:22:19,149 --> 00:22:20,138 是兄弟! 422 00:22:21,351 --> 00:22:22,249 接近了! 423 00:22:22,853 --> 00:22:23,911 他们是拜把兄弟! 424 00:22:24,054 --> 00:22:27,353 呸!周星驰跟周润发的关系是没关系 425 00:22:28,457 --> 00:22:30,049 你不要唬弄我! 跟我回去! 426 00:22:30,426 --> 00:22:31,859 好!我跟你回去 427 00:22:31,994 --> 00:22:33,018 不过你先让我打个电话! 428 00:22:33,629 --> 00:22:34,357 打! 429 00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:36,989 还不快走! 430 00:22:37,033 --> 00:22:38,694 你说打电话,干嘛打我的头? 431 00:22:40,936 --> 00:22:41,903 快点走呀! 432 00:22:42,003 --> 00:22:43,300 你把他的头打破了! 433 00:22:43,438 --> 00:22:44,302 有人来的 434 00:22:47,442 --> 00:22:48,466 队长被他们打倒了 435 00:22:52,013 --> 00:22:53,071 周润发,周星驰 436 00:22:53,114 --> 00:22:55,173 你们被我碰到就要倒大霉 437 00:23:02,823 --> 00:23:04,085 要死，那儿又开枪? 438 00:23:05,793 --> 00:23:07,624 十一姑!十一姑! 439 00:23:08,696 --> 00:23:09,958 你们在捉贼呀? 440 00:23:10,064 --> 00:23:11,895 有一个偷渡客，打伤我们队长的头 441 00:23:12,032 --> 00:23:13,397 不知道有没有跑到这里来? 442 00:23:14,235 --> 00:23:16,100 怎么这么残忍呀,赶快进来… 443 00:23:16,136 --> 00:23:17,068 好! 444 00:23:19,707 --> 00:23:20,901 你那边有没有? 没有! 445 00:23:22,576 --> 00:23:23,338 他不在这里 446 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:24,911 你要是见到偷渡的，立刻通知我们! 447 00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:26,843 好… 好，走! 448 00:23:30,684 --> 00:23:32,276 幸好跑得快! 449 00:23:40,828 --> 00:23:42,295 你是什么人? 450 00:23:42,429 --> 00:23:43,828 救命呀!妈! 451 00:23:44,864 --> 00:23:46,695 什么事呀?色狼! 色狼? 452 00:23:48,268 --> 00:23:49,200 打死他! 453 00:23:53,439 --> 00:23:54,463 打死你! 454 00:24:02,614 --> 00:24:04,775 女儿，扭断他的脚! 455 00:24:07,619 --> 00:24:09,917 我好怕,你不要来吓我! 456 00:24:09,955 --> 00:24:11,320 我们是孤儿寡妇的 457 00:24:11,356 --> 00:24:14,018 你不要吓我,放过我们! 458 00:24:22,434 --> 00:24:23,696 你为什么打我? 459 00:24:24,735 --> 00:24:25,565 你刚刚看到什么了? 460 00:24:25,603 --> 00:24:26,399 我什么也没看到! 461 00:24:26,437 --> 00:24:27,165 我内裤什么颜色? 462 00:24:27,204 --> 00:24:28,535 我怎么知道?我根本没看到! 463 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:31,565 女儿，这样吧，为了你的清白起见 464 00:24:31,609 --> 00:24:33,509 先把他毒哑,然后把眼珠挖出来! 465 00:24:33,544 --> 00:24:34,875 丢到海里喂鲨鱼! 466 00:24:35,513 --> 00:24:37,504 你是杀人狂的妹妹，怎么那么残忍呀 467 00:24:37,648 --> 00:24:39,081 算了，妈，还是交给警察! 468 00:24:39,283 --> 00:24:40,807 好呀!好呀! 469 00:24:40,985 --> 00:24:41,917 等一下 470 00:24:42,053 --> 00:24:44,886 把他交给警察未免太狠了一点! 471 00:24:45,489 --> 00:24:46,513 那怎么办嘛? 472 00:24:46,657 --> 00:24:48,056 这样吧,阿虫走了 473 00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:49,387 又没有人帮忙做家事 474 00:24:49,493 --> 00:24:50,482 不如把他留下来! 475 00:24:50,594 --> 00:24:51,561 他是非法入境的! 476 00:24:51,729 --> 00:24:53,094 那有什么关系呢 477 00:24:53,164 --> 00:24:55,792 给他一点点钱不把他累死 478 00:24:57,434 --> 00:24:58,594 你不怕他? 479 00:24:58,702 --> 00:25:01,068 我干嘛怕他呀?他又不经打 480 00:25:01,171 --> 00:25:02,468 三两下就被我摆平了! 481 00:25:02,572 --> 00:25:04,767 哪,我现在给你一条生路 482 00:25:04,874 --> 00:25:07,502 我把你留下来，你要帮我做事! 483 00:25:07,610 --> 00:25:08,838 我破天荒呢 484 00:25:08,945 --> 00:25:11,345 每个月给你三百大元薪水好不好? 485 00:25:11,915 --> 00:25:13,678 三百大元，港币呀? 486 00:25:15,785 --> 00:25:17,776 是呀…你看他多开心呀! 487 00:25:17,921 --> 00:25:18,979 便宜你了! 488 00:25:23,092 --> 00:25:24,582 他们真的当我是大陆仔 489 00:25:25,394 --> 00:25:26,861 原来这个女的就住在这儿 490 00:25:28,063 --> 00:25:29,860 老妈老是逼我跟黛娜在一起 491 00:25:30,199 --> 00:25:33,100 好!我就趁这机会在这儿住几天 492 00:25:33,135 --> 00:25:34,193 吓吓老妈也好! 493 00:25:36,037 --> 00:25:37,561 是不是真的有三百块钱呀? 494 00:25:37,772 --> 00:25:39,239 骗你祖奶奶当你小老婆 495 00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:40,568 不过以后不许打人啊! 496 00:25:41,442 --> 00:25:42,807 我们像是会打人的吗? 497 00:25:43,111 --> 00:25:44,840 不像，不像,一点也不像! 498 00:25:44,912 --> 00:25:46,539 你叫什么啦?我不知道! 499 00:25:50,451 --> 00:25:51,713 我叫阿鸡，从大陆来的! 500 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,387 那就是大陆鸡罗! 501 00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:56,314 你以后要乖乖听话 502 00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:58,221 克苦耐劳地帮我做事 503 00:25:58,326 --> 00:25:59,350 但是最重要一件事呢… 504 00:25:59,394 --> 00:26:00,224 什么事呀? 505 00:26:00,261 --> 00:26:01,125 就是不可以到阁楼上啊! 506 00:26:01,229 --> 00:26:02,457 不可以上去呀? 是呀 507 00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:04,929 因为呢它是我们月光小姐睡觉的地方 508 00:26:07,235 --> 00:26:08,065 啊! 509 00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:11,195 你在看什么啦?在看月光呀! 510 00:26:11,372 --> 00:26:13,272 你啊，你不要给我动坏心眼啊! 511 00:26:13,408 --> 00:26:14,636 要不然毒哑你! 512 00:26:17,544 --> 00:26:20,479 又说要毒哑我，怎么又插人家眼睛? 513 00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:22,812 还找不到我的儿子 514 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,110 你们做什么警察的? 515 00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:27,812 Mrs.Lone,we have tried our best 516 00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:29,354 Our team is still searching 517 00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:30,515 for your son 518 00:26:30,891 --> 00:26:32,358 没错，你不要怕怕! 519 00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:34,086 我们一定会出动所有的人手 520 00:26:34,194 --> 00:26:35,183 把你儿子找回来 521 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:36,488 你们两个刚出道的时候 522 00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,461 还不是靠我老公罩你们的 523 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,059 如果阿俊有什么三长两短… 524 00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:47,732 姨妈，你不要那么伤心嘛! 525 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:49,539 你们两个有什么屁用呀? 526 00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:51,870 你呀，叫你跟你表哥出海 527 00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:53,171 你居然把他推下海 528 00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:54,310 我是无心的嘛 529 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:56,910 还有米田巩,你呀! 530 00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:01,214 姨妈!不是米田巩，是Martine巩呀 531 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:02,442 不是米田巩吗? 532 00:27:02,487 --> 00:27:03,317 不对呀! 533 00:27:03,354 --> 00:27:04,343 管你米共还是田共 534 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:05,515 你把表弟给我找回来! 535 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:09,055 喂!是谁呼叫5734? 536 00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:10,820 是我，阿俊呀! 537 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,088 大少爷! 538 00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:15,865 你不要那么大声行不行呀? 539 00:27:16,034 --> 00:27:16,932 你现在在哪儿呀? 540 00:27:17,001 --> 00:27:18,400 你妈正在到处发标呀! 541 00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:20,370 我在大屿山一家杂货店 542 00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:21,838 叫做痴情小店,我没事! 543 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:22,999 那你还不回来? 544 00:27:23,107 --> 00:27:24,301 我故意吓我妈的 545 00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:25,808 一个礼拜之后，我就会回来了 546 00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:27,377 你自己看着办，就这样! 547 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:28,674 喂喂喂! 548 00:27:30,814 --> 00:27:32,213 什么事? 没事! 549 00:27:32,349 --> 00:27:33,475 靠! 550 00:27:33,684 --> 00:27:34,810 谢谢少爷! 551 00:27:36,887 --> 00:27:38,081 他靠我? 552 00:27:44,628 --> 00:27:46,095 是谁砸我呀? 553 00:27:49,132 --> 00:27:50,724 怎么今天换你了? 554 00:27:51,401 --> 00:27:54,393 你以为你老妈每天都这么笨呀? 555 00:27:58,775 --> 00:28:00,538 老伯，喝茶! 谢谢呀! 556 00:28:02,945 --> 00:28:03,775 肥伯的! 557 00:28:08,451 --> 00:28:09,383 歪叔的! 558 00:28:12,088 --> 00:28:13,180 好棒的! 559 00:28:13,856 --> 00:28:14,720 小儿科! 560 00:28:15,525 --> 00:28:16,457 爱现! 561 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,591 十姨烤吐司,陈三叔火腿加蛋 562 00:28:19,662 --> 00:28:20,754 朱二哥鸡腿一个… 563 00:28:20,963 --> 00:28:23,090 我接，我接,我全都接 564 00:28:24,767 --> 00:28:25,927 五姑娘热狗 565 00:28:26,335 --> 00:28:27,461 接住了! 566 00:28:29,572 --> 00:28:34,066 炮弹飞牛奶! 567 00:28:45,053 --> 00:28:46,077 你没事吧? 568 00:28:47,555 --> 00:28:50,149 没事!你没接住那瓶牛奶? 569 00:28:56,897 --> 00:28:59,365 妈,你不要为难大陆鸡了! 570 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,389 我哪儿有呀? 571 00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:01,423 你要吃什么早点? 572 00:29:01,468 --> 00:29:02,400 我不吃,减肥 573 00:29:02,436 --> 00:29:03,494 我拿件外套就上班了 574 00:29:04,271 --> 00:29:06,398 无聊的减肥,谁喊早点? 575 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,575 有…一杯奶茶跟一个菠萝面包 576 00:29:10,710 --> 00:29:12,302 菠萝面包是隔夜的 577 00:29:12,445 --> 00:29:13,878 隔夜的没关系，可以,可以呀! 578 00:29:15,281 --> 00:29:16,179 借过! 579 00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:20,008 借过! 让一下,大哥呀! 580 00:29:20,353 --> 00:29:21,081 借过! 581 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,451 大哥!大少爷? 582 00:29:24,256 --> 00:29:25,314 你在这里做什么? 583 00:29:25,357 --> 00:29:26,346 你干嘛带个假发 584 00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:27,858 难看死了快拿下来! 585 00:29:29,861 --> 00:29:30,725 真的? 586 00:29:30,762 --> 00:29:31,820 你说呢? 587 00:29:33,832 --> 00:29:34,958 你在这里做什么? 588 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,192 我担心你呀 589 00:29:37,502 --> 00:29:39,834 这个电话你收着,有什么事就Call我 590 00:29:39,938 --> 00:29:42,702 另外这儿还有十万块钱，快收好!… 591 00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:44,235 奶茶菠萝面包来了 592 00:29:45,277 --> 00:29:46,335 吃下去! 593 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,269 你在吃什么? 594 00:29:49,381 --> 00:29:50,348 我在吃菠萝面包 595 00:29:50,782 --> 00:29:51,908 趁热吃!趁热吃! 596 00:29:51,950 --> 00:29:53,212 菠萝面包还在这里呀? 597 00:29:53,619 --> 00:29:54,916 这些是我自己带来的 598 00:29:55,087 --> 00:29:56,076 是不是带来了菠萝面包 599 00:29:56,121 --> 00:29:57,486 就不能再叫菠萝面包? 600 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:00,816 神经病,你们两个对牌了 601 00:30:07,131 --> 00:30:08,029 你还要不要? 602 00:30:08,132 --> 00:30:09,292 我吃饱了 603 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:13,394 大少爷,原来一餐十万块钱这么饱呀 604 00:30:13,537 --> 00:30:15,664 我这辈子还没吃过这么贵的一餐 605 00:30:17,507 --> 00:30:18,599 对不起,大少爷! 606 00:30:18,675 --> 00:30:20,336 没关系,我会从你薪水里面扣 607 00:30:23,079 --> 00:30:24,046 你什么时候回家? 608 00:30:24,214 --> 00:30:25,909 我说过了嘛,我放个假 609 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:26,938 顺便吓吓我妈 610 00:30:27,517 --> 00:30:29,212 你有什么事我担不起呀! 611 00:30:29,252 --> 00:30:31,311 别傻了,我在这里不会有事的 612 00:30:32,322 --> 00:30:33,414 这样吧!来… 什么事? 613 00:30:33,757 --> 00:30:35,088 来… 干吗? 614 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,887 哪!这只鞋你收好 615 00:30:39,029 --> 00:30:40,496 万一有什么困难或者危险 616 00:30:40,563 --> 00:30:41,825 你就拿到大屿山警察局 617 00:30:41,931 --> 00:30:43,091 找个队长叫咸虾叔的 618 00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:44,155 他以前跟我是生死之交 619 00:30:44,267 --> 00:30:45,461 他会帮你的 好… 620 00:30:46,502 --> 00:30:48,936 大陆鸡,我要上班了 621 00:30:49,071 --> 00:30:51,631 你不要让我妈太辛苦啊，再见! 622 00:30:52,307 --> 00:30:53,069 我知道了! 623 00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:54,698 大少爷! 干吗? 624 00:30:54,810 --> 00:30:56,778 我现在知道你为什么要放假了 625 00:30:56,912 --> 00:30:57,674 你怎么知道? 626 00:30:57,813 --> 00:30:59,007 你的心跳得好厉害呀! 627 00:30:59,114 --> 00:31:00,012 神经病,你怎么看得见? 628 00:31:00,082 --> 00:31:00,844 瞎子也看得见呀 629 00:31:02,284 --> 00:31:03,808 我没事,没事! 630 00:31:03,852 --> 00:31:05,615 我去给咸虾叔打个招呼,先走 631 00:31:05,654 --> 00:31:06,814 好,你先走吧!… 632 00:31:07,623 --> 00:31:08,851 你静一静! 633 00:31:10,425 --> 00:31:12,154 阿杨，今天下了班去打四圈吧 634 00:31:12,193 --> 00:31:13,217 没问题! 635 00:31:14,295 --> 00:31:18,322 飘渺间往事如梦 636 00:31:18,399 --> 00:31:20,959 情难认 637 00:31:23,304 --> 00:31:26,501 百劫重逢 638 00:31:26,607 --> 00:31:29,508 缘何埋旧姓 639 00:31:31,646 --> 00:31:36,549 “夫妻断了情” 640 00:31:38,252 --> 00:31:43,588 “唉，鸳鸯已定” 641 00:31:46,259 --> 00:31:52,220 “唉，烽烟已靖” 642 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:55,362 我偷偷哭诉拒未 643 00:31:56,469 --> 00:32:00,428 吐真情令我惊 644 00:32:02,374 --> 00:32:03,500 咸虾! 645 00:32:03,909 --> 00:32:05,069 为什么哭呀? 646 00:32:05,611 --> 00:32:07,374 以前你是金牌收租佬 647 00:32:08,514 --> 00:32:10,038 一见到你就有钱收 648 00:32:10,816 --> 00:32:12,909 现在已经没这首歌唱了 649 00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:16,251 你说我能不哭吗? 650 00:32:18,123 --> 00:32:19,988 洛哥都去了加拿大了! 651 00:32:21,192 --> 00:32:23,422 我真的很怀念我们以前的光辉日子 652 00:32:24,162 --> 00:32:28,292 有规费收，有油水捞,现在… 653 00:32:28,466 --> 00:32:29,660 唉! 654 00:32:33,403 --> 00:32:34,597 怎么这么好来看我? 655 00:32:35,606 --> 00:32:39,269 不是呀,想找你帮个忙 656 00:32:41,945 --> 00:32:44,175 现在有廉政公署,我摆不平! 657 00:32:47,618 --> 00:32:48,744 不是啦! 658 00:32:48,886 --> 00:32:51,480 我现在的老板是龙门企业的大老板 659 00:32:51,522 --> 00:32:52,420 龙家俊! 660 00:32:52,523 --> 00:32:53,615 他这几天在你这里附近 661 00:32:53,957 --> 00:32:55,982 如果有什么状况,你照顾他一下 662 00:32:58,195 --> 00:32:59,560 这只鞋给你做信物 663 00:32:59,596 --> 00:33:01,086 改天拿着左脚来跟你相认的人 664 00:33:01,131 --> 00:33:01,961 就是他了 665 00:33:02,199 --> 00:33:03,257 那…那什么? 666 00:33:03,367 --> 00:33:05,096 将来九七之后还有警察当吗 667 00:33:05,135 --> 00:33:06,966 多认识几个大老板不会吃亏的 668 00:33:07,004 --> 00:33:08,972 搞不好,改天又会百花齐放呀 669 00:33:09,506 --> 00:33:10,495 那么 670 00:33:10,641 --> 00:33:13,007 我们就可以携手共创美好的将来 671 00:33:13,043 --> 00:33:14,374 明天会更好! 672 00:33:18,881 --> 00:33:20,246 喝水吧! 哦! 673 00:33:20,316 --> 00:33:21,681 对了，等一下同学会的时候 674 00:33:21,784 --> 00:33:23,217 你只能够喝水，知不知道呀? 675 00:33:23,886 --> 00:33:26,047 看着人家吃,我不能吃，那不是很惨 676 00:33:26,189 --> 00:33:30,125 你自己想想,要吃，要美… 677 00:33:30,159 --> 00:33:31,057 要美!要美! 678 00:33:31,093 --> 00:33:32,788 OK，要美,搞定了! 679 00:33:32,829 --> 00:33:34,922 要美呀,要坚持啊! 哦!好 680 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:37,690 你们慢慢用啊! 681 00:33:37,732 --> 00:33:39,723 好谢谢,来,不要客气，来 682 00:33:44,339 --> 00:33:45,363 坚持啊! 683 00:33:49,711 --> 00:33:50,609 坚持啊!… 684 00:33:50,712 --> 00:33:52,270 月光，怎么不吃? 685 00:33:52,414 --> 00:33:54,279 我?我好饱! 686 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:58,044 烧腊拼盘 687 00:34:00,188 --> 00:34:01,883 这烧鹅不错,你尝尝看! 688 00:34:02,724 --> 00:34:03,748 谢谢 689 00:34:07,261 --> 00:34:08,592 你们的男朋友怎么没来呀? 690 00:34:09,430 --> 00:34:10,260 我的男朋友? 691 00:34:10,397 --> 00:34:12,058 他很忙的，常常不在香港 692 00:34:12,433 --> 00:34:13,627 月光，你男朋友叫什么名字? 693 00:34:14,535 --> 00:34:15,866 春卷 694 00:34:15,903 --> 00:34:16,699 春卷! 695 00:34:17,571 --> 00:34:19,198 不是!她只是喜欢吃春卷 696 00:34:19,306 --> 00:34:20,568 马来糕! 697 00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:21,675 马来糕? 698 00:34:23,444 --> 00:34:25,844 是这样的，因为她的男朋友是马来人 699 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,780 所以有个外号就叫马来糕 700 00:34:29,148 --> 00:34:30,911 对了，我后天生日 701 00:34:31,017 --> 00:34:32,450 要在家里开个舞会 702 00:34:32,552 --> 00:34:35,077 月光,漂漂,你们一齐来吧! 703 00:34:35,188 --> 00:34:36,086 要记得带男朋友啊! 704 00:34:37,056 --> 00:34:39,354 我男朋友还没回来，改天,改天好了 705 00:34:39,392 --> 00:34:40,222 好呀! 706 00:34:40,994 --> 00:34:43,019 月光，记得带你的马来糕来! 707 00:34:49,268 --> 00:34:50,667 你没事吧? 708 00:34:50,936 --> 00:34:52,233 没事! 709 00:34:52,371 --> 00:34:54,032 到我办公室坐一下，我有一张大沙发 710 00:34:54,473 --> 00:34:56,031 不用了,只是有点脚软 711 00:34:56,475 --> 00:34:58,409 你千万不要小看这种症状 712 00:34:58,810 --> 00:34:59,606 有一种叫做 713 00:34:59,645 --> 00:35:02,409 [巴尔塞维亚狼仓伤寒症后群] 714 00:35:02,648 --> 00:35:04,411 开始的时候,就好像你这样 715 00:35:05,284 --> 00:35:09,380 头软,手软,心软,口软,全身软 716 00:35:09,421 --> 00:35:10,945 就像一陀大便一样 717 00:35:12,556 --> 00:35:13,352 很可怕的! 718 00:35:14,792 --> 00:35:16,350 不用了,我没事的! 719 00:35:16,394 --> 00:35:17,486 我学过几年医 720 00:35:17,528 --> 00:35:19,792 我帮你全身检查一下,来… 721 00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:20,558 不必了! 722 00:35:20,598 --> 00:35:24,694 别怕，我真的学过医 真的,不用了，我没事的! 723 00:35:26,170 --> 00:35:27,831 帮我送杯咖啡到我办公室来! 724 00:35:27,905 --> 00:35:28,894 好! 725 00:35:30,708 --> 00:35:32,539 他又说要帮你做全身检查了? 726 00:35:32,677 --> 00:35:34,304 对呀!你怎么知道? 727 00:35:35,345 --> 00:35:36,209 这一招 728 00:35:36,246 --> 00:35:37,975 他对全公司的女孩子都用过了 729 00:35:40,216 --> 00:35:41,240 你怎么了? 730 00:35:42,018 --> 00:35:43,576 我饿得胃都痛了! 731 00:35:44,621 --> 00:35:46,384 星期三你刚偷吃了一个马拉糕 732 00:35:46,489 --> 00:35:48,116 不能再吃了,知不知道呀? 733 00:35:48,692 --> 00:35:50,489 好,我知道了! 734 00:35:53,196 --> 00:35:54,094 巩先生! 735 00:35:54,531 --> 00:35:55,589 巩先生 736 00:36:11,981 --> 00:36:16,213 巩先生!巩先生你不舒服呀? 737 00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:19,717 我欲火焚身,非常痛苦 738 00:36:19,755 --> 00:36:21,222 你能不能帮我解决这个问题? 739 00:36:23,058 --> 00:36:24,889 你自己解决,我去做事了! 740 00:36:28,597 --> 00:36:29,655 你是个聪明女孩 741 00:36:30,399 --> 00:36:32,765 应该住洋房,用金卡,开宾士 742 00:36:33,002 --> 00:36:34,902 明白吗? 我没资格呀! 743 00:36:36,138 --> 00:36:38,368 如果让我照顾你,你就有资格了! 744 00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:39,840 我长这么大了会照顾自己了 745 00:36:41,443 --> 00:36:43,343 我这个人做事不喜欢拐弯抹角 746 00:36:44,379 --> 00:36:46,404 第一，我送一张金卡给你用 747 00:36:46,547 --> 00:36:49,015 第二，我送一部法拉利给你用 748 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,779 第三，我给你一张空白支票给你用 749 00:36:53,286 --> 00:36:55,516 第四，你要随时给我用 750 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:58,853 这是香港社会的商业原则 751 00:37:13,974 --> 00:37:15,601 好好吃啊! 752 00:37:19,046 --> 00:37:20,377 认识那么多女孩 753 00:37:20,414 --> 00:37:22,507 从来没有一个在我面前舔舌头 754 00:37:32,358 --> 00:37:33,950 月光，你快放开他! 755 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,457 你会咬死他的! 756 00:37:35,561 --> 00:37:37,927 月光，用力拉呀! 757 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,189 快放开他，月光! 758 00:37:40,499 --> 00:37:41,329 太棒了月光! 759 00:37:41,434 --> 00:37:43,527 你咬他不知道多少人拍手叫好呀! 760 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:45,334 我不是故意的 761 00:37:45,438 --> 00:37:46,769 我以为他的手指是热狗! 762 00:37:46,872 --> 00:37:47,736 你真那么饿呀? 763 00:37:50,308 --> 00:37:51,605 这次舞会糗大了! 764 00:37:51,876 --> 00:37:52,934 大不了不去! 765 00:37:53,078 --> 00:37:54,773 这不是叫那些三八婆看笑话吗? 766 00:37:54,879 --> 00:37:56,403 以前我们是有名的万人迷呀! 767 00:37:56,548 --> 00:37:57,742 那可是你呀? 768 00:37:57,916 --> 00:38:00,282 少来了你波大，男人一向都喜欢看的 769 00:38:00,418 --> 00:38:01,885 反正我不能让她们糗我就对了! 770 00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:03,746 上那儿找男朋友? 771 00:38:03,888 --> 00:38:06,015 男人满街都是，干嘛找呀? 772 00:38:06,157 --> 00:38:07,681 最重要的是买件漂亮衣服 773 00:38:07,959 --> 00:38:09,187 过去看看! 774 00:38:10,761 --> 00:38:12,251 这间店很贵的! 775 00:38:12,429 --> 00:38:14,693 看看又不会死，搞不好还有折扣呢! 776 00:38:14,731 --> 00:38:15,789 走呀! 777 00:38:26,343 --> 00:38:27,640 随便参观! 778 00:38:29,713 --> 00:38:30,611 很漂亮! 779 00:38:31,682 --> 00:38:32,671 每一件都上万! 780 00:38:33,117 --> 00:38:35,244 是呀!这些衣服都很贵! 781 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,250 月光，这件适合你，试试看! 782 00:38:47,529 --> 00:38:48,689 巩小姐! 783 00:38:48,864 --> 00:38:49,762 你们又有新货到了 784 00:38:49,865 --> 00:38:51,856 是呀，我就马上通知你了! 785 00:38:52,935 --> 00:38:54,095 那这个是… 786 00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:56,968 是一些小职员头昏了闯了进来 787 00:38:57,206 --> 00:38:58,366 光看不买的! 788 00:38:59,008 --> 00:39:00,100 巩小姐,你慢慢看呀! 789 00:39:00,175 --> 00:39:02,302 好,那你把休息牌子挂上 790 00:39:02,378 --> 00:39:03,743 我想一个人慢慢挑! 好的! 791 00:39:09,617 --> 00:39:12,484 漂漂呀,怎么样?好不好看? 792 00:39:13,421 --> 00:39:15,821 正点嗳,玛丽的生日舞会穿吧! 793 00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:19,188 你神经呀，九千多块! 794 00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:20,249 这么贵呀?是呀 795 00:39:21,329 --> 00:39:22,387 这套不错呀! 796 00:39:22,497 --> 00:39:25,227 巩小姐真是有眼光，你穿最称头了 797 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,595 不过只有一套! 798 00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:29,897 叫她脱下来,我要试穿! 799 00:39:30,171 --> 00:39:32,799 为什么要脱?这一件我们买了 800 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:33,772 我们要穿着走! 801 00:39:34,175 --> 00:39:38,009 穿着走?有钱买再说呀! 802 00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,449 小姐，你这张卡只能签四千嗳 803 00:39:53,093 --> 00:39:55,152 这张还不是一样,加起来只有八千 804 00:39:55,295 --> 00:39:57,695 这件衣服要九千四百二十块呀! 805 00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:03,692 我有四百块 806 00:40:04,336 --> 00:40:05,462 真是寒酸嘛 807 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:06,995 还差二十块啊! 808 00:40:08,007 --> 00:40:09,201 没打九折吗? 809 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:10,666 只有熟客才有 810 00:40:10,843 --> 00:40:12,777 如果钱不够嘛，把衣服脱下来吧! 811 00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:19,482 你等我一下! 812 00:40:23,022 --> 00:40:25,115 巩先生!巩先生… 813 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:26,417 你又想咬我手指呀? 814 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:28,049 我不是要咬你，麻烦你借我二十块 815 00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:29,925 为什么?你别问那么多 816 00:40:29,962 --> 00:40:31,293 借我二十块用就亲你一下 817 00:40:31,330 --> 00:40:32,297 天下没有白吃的午餐 818 00:40:32,331 --> 00:40:33,355 你一定又想咬我手指 819 00:40:33,399 --> 00:40:34,627 是真的拜托,我不会咬你,二十块 820 00:40:34,667 --> 00:40:36,861 先生，你不肯我肯! 821 00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:38,198 五十块钱，不用找了! 822 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:45,935 笨…蠢… 823 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,268 哪!五十块钱，不必找了! 824 00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:53,347 黛娜!什么事? 825 00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:56,019 那两个混蛋小职员，跟我抢那套衣服 826 00:41:01,425 --> 00:41:02,892 对不起,这套衣服我们不卖! 827 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:05,220 现在有钱了,为什么不卖? 828 00:41:05,863 --> 00:41:07,956 有钱又怎样?我是这里的老板 829 00:41:08,098 --> 00:41:09,224 我有权不卖! 830 00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:11,061 那你是耍我们了! 831 00:41:11,101 --> 00:41:12,261 就当我耍你们吧! 832 00:41:12,669 --> 00:41:13,601 衣服脱下来! 833 00:41:16,639 --> 00:41:17,628 月光! 834 00:41:38,627 --> 00:41:39,616 眼镜呢? 835 00:41:43,932 --> 00:41:44,990 不好意思! 836 00:41:46,101 --> 00:41:47,295 三八婆!你赔! 837 00:41:47,469 --> 00:41:48,800 是你们自己乱放东西嗳 838 00:41:48,970 --> 00:41:50,267 你还恶人先告状呀! 839 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,102 不要吵了 840 00:41:55,544 --> 00:41:56,875 我们走! 841 00:41:59,114 --> 00:42:01,138 为什么不跟她吵呀? 842 00:42:02,249 --> 00:42:04,843 吵什么?被人家羞辱得还不够吗? 843 00:42:05,586 --> 00:42:06,610 窝囊死了! 844 00:42:07,755 --> 00:42:09,484 所以我陪你回去大屿山啊! 845 00:42:09,824 --> 00:42:11,758 够不够朋友呀? 你呀! 846 00:42:18,198 --> 00:42:21,634 我这家气功呀，的确是可以医人的 847 00:42:22,135 --> 00:42:25,161 但是发一次功是很伤元气! 848 00:42:25,605 --> 00:42:26,970 我已经不太愿意做! 849 00:42:27,407 --> 00:42:28,135 十一姑 850 00:42:28,274 --> 00:42:30,401 我儿子的腰骨受伤已经很久了 851 00:42:30,510 --> 00:42:33,070 你就帮帮忙,发一次功吧! 852 00:42:34,581 --> 00:42:37,015 如果不是差五千块钱装修费 853 00:42:37,150 --> 00:42:40,551 我也不想这么辛苦，我年纪已经大了 854 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,381 五千块,是什么气功呀? 855 00:42:42,822 --> 00:42:45,916 说老实话，你信我才来找我医呀! 856 00:42:46,159 --> 00:42:48,787 我这家气功是隔墙发气 857 00:42:48,928 --> 00:42:50,759 绝对货真价实 858 00:42:51,598 --> 00:42:53,395 十一姑,你发功救救我! 859 00:42:53,666 --> 00:42:56,294 我终于凑足了五千块啦，你看看! 860 00:43:01,174 --> 00:43:04,041 看你来了这么多次，好吧! 861 00:43:04,310 --> 00:43:05,334 我先帮你医啦! 862 00:43:17,788 --> 00:43:18,880 怎么会这样? 863 00:43:22,827 --> 00:43:24,317 我真的可以站起来了! 864 00:43:24,595 --> 00:43:28,656 快…走两步!过来呀!没关系呀! 我不敢呀! 865 00:43:29,533 --> 00:43:30,761 我不敢呀! 866 00:43:30,835 --> 00:43:33,099 抬起来…好,过来… 867 00:43:35,039 --> 00:43:36,336 你快哭! 我终于站起来了! 868 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,374 快哭!我加你五块钱,快哭! 869 00:43:38,476 --> 00:43:39,443 我哭不出来! 870 00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:40,499 你转过来! 871 00:43:42,513 --> 00:43:44,344 太感动了! 872 00:43:45,316 --> 00:43:48,250 你真是我的再生父母! 873 00:43:48,318 --> 00:43:50,548 儿子，你看她多厉害呀! 874 00:43:51,888 --> 00:43:53,515 医者父母心呀! 875 00:43:54,391 --> 00:43:55,722 你怎么啦? 876 00:43:55,825 --> 00:43:58,350 我发过功了,你先走! 877 00:43:58,895 --> 00:44:02,661 你先走! 我先走了!… 878 00:44:04,634 --> 00:44:06,898 我的脚有点麻 879 00:44:07,337 --> 00:44:08,634 不好意思啊! 880 00:44:08,872 --> 00:44:11,238 十一姑,我儿子怎么办? 881 00:44:15,545 --> 00:44:18,036 如果要我一天发两次功 882 00:44:21,517 --> 00:44:23,178 要多吃五千块钱人参补气 883 00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:25,014 五千块?你去抢好了! 884 00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:26,182 请回! 885 00:44:26,255 --> 00:44:29,349 十一姑,这里是一万块，你收下吧! 886 00:44:36,431 --> 00:44:38,592 你要坐个四平八稳的 887 00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:40,827 我在外面问你什么，你就回答什么! 888 00:44:41,869 --> 00:44:43,564 不要东张西望! 889 00:44:43,905 --> 00:44:46,499 不然走火入魔不关我的事啊，知道吗 890 00:44:54,214 --> 00:44:56,239 我现在在发功 891 00:44:58,352 --> 00:45:00,684 你龙尾骨有没有觉得热热的? 892 00:45:01,922 --> 00:45:03,082 没有呀 893 00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:11,196 有啦，有啦!不过有吹风筒的声音! 894 00:45:12,866 --> 00:45:15,027 是我的气功的声音! 895 00:45:16,370 --> 00:45:17,428 从我下面传来的! 896 00:45:19,473 --> 00:45:21,737 我的气功声会转弯，别吵! 897 00:45:25,579 --> 00:45:27,638 有没有感觉刺刺的? 898 00:45:28,348 --> 00:45:30,441 不会刺刺的,只是烫呀! 899 00:45:30,617 --> 00:45:31,606 刺刺的! 900 00:45:31,752 --> 00:45:33,481 没有刺刺的,只是烫呀! 901 00:45:34,087 --> 00:45:35,349 刺刺的! 902 00:45:40,192 --> 00:45:42,353 糟了，忘了拿毛衣针进来! 903 00:45:44,930 --> 00:45:46,192 刺…刺… 904 00:45:46,332 --> 00:45:48,061 幸好有个别针呀! 905 00:45:49,502 --> 00:45:53,063 刺…刺…刺呀! 906 00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:55,666 怎么回事? 907 00:45:58,643 --> 00:45:59,871 你是什么气功呀? 908 00:46:00,745 --> 00:46:02,269 弄得我一屁股血 909 00:46:03,681 --> 00:46:04,648 箱子怎么会动呀? 910 00:46:06,885 --> 00:46:09,012 我的气功没发完,没发完! 911 00:46:12,256 --> 00:46:13,120 是你呀? 912 00:46:17,628 --> 00:46:19,596 原来你们两个联合起来骗神骗鬼 913 00:46:19,696 --> 00:46:20,560 我报警抓你们! 914 00:46:20,664 --> 00:46:22,063 不是呀,你过来我跟你咬耳朵! 915 00:46:22,366 --> 00:46:23,196 你还想咬我耳朵? 916 00:46:23,367 --> 00:46:24,163 不是呀 917 00:46:24,268 --> 00:46:26,463 是啦，要捉,捉他，我不认识他! 918 00:46:26,570 --> 00:46:27,559 你不要再装神弄鬼了 919 00:46:27,805 --> 00:46:28,772 我是王大为律师 920 00:46:28,906 --> 00:46:30,669 你现在被控诈骗,准备坐牢吧! 921 00:46:30,974 --> 00:46:35,673 大人呀,饶命呀,小女子不识泰山 922 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,472 我把钱还你,你捉他啦，你太过份了 923 00:46:39,716 --> 00:46:40,580 大人呀… 924 00:46:40,617 --> 00:46:42,312 你少说废话了,妈，快去报警! 925 00:46:42,419 --> 00:46:44,250 救命呀… 儿子，算了 926 00:46:44,354 --> 00:46:45,582 放过她一次好了! 927 00:46:45,689 --> 00:46:46,678 我们走吧! 928 00:46:46,723 --> 00:46:48,418 我妈帮你求情，算你走运 929 00:46:48,492 --> 00:46:49,652 以后你不要在这儿混了! 930 00:46:49,726 --> 00:46:55,323 好了，多谢大人呀，谢谢大人呀… 妈,我们走 931 00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:57,824 没事了,他们走了! 932 00:46:58,735 --> 00:47:00,669 没事了…救命呀!… 933 00:47:03,072 --> 00:47:05,597 幸好我藏了三千块钱 934 00:47:06,509 --> 00:47:07,635 那不就好了 935 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,313 你呀 936 00:47:19,654 --> 00:47:20,484 要死呀… 937 00:47:21,722 --> 00:47:24,122 你不要过来…妈! 938 00:47:24,225 --> 00:47:26,420 你这死大陆鸡，我打死你! 打死你,给我帮倒忙 939 00:47:26,627 --> 00:47:28,219 妈,你干嘛打大陆鸡? 940 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:30,355 什么大陆鸡,我把他打成没种鸡? 941 00:47:30,831 --> 00:47:31,627 什么叫没种鸡? 942 00:47:31,866 --> 00:47:32,992 就是阉鸡! 943 00:47:34,034 --> 00:47:34,864 不许戳这里 944 00:47:34,902 --> 00:47:36,494 不许乱动，给我戳一下 945 00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:37,628 不能戳这里呀! 946 00:47:37,771 --> 00:47:39,466 妈,妈!我今天没有力气 947 00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:41,006 我拉不住你了 948 00:47:41,142 --> 00:47:42,109 不要再打他了 949 00:47:42,243 --> 00:47:43,073 你干什么啦? 950 00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:44,141 她在减肥呀! 951 00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,973 造孽呀,我煮碗面给你吃了! 952 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,642 妈,不用了! 漂漂，来，拿着 953 00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:50,272 帮我打死他! 954 00:47:51,751 --> 00:47:54,242 又不是不帮她，就知道会打人 955 00:47:54,654 --> 00:47:56,519 看看这里有没有被她打伤? 956 00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:01,120 叉烧包! 957 00:48:08,701 --> 00:48:09,929 母女俩都是一国的! 958 00:48:12,004 --> 00:48:13,062 好不好吃?再来一碗? 959 00:48:13,205 --> 00:48:14,832 够了，我不吃了,我吃饱了! 960 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,530 女儿呀,以后别再减肥了 961 00:48:16,675 --> 00:48:17,937 胖一点是福气嗳! 962 00:48:18,810 --> 00:48:19,970 漂漂，在这里睡呀! 963 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:22,904 你呀，大陆鸡! 964 00:48:23,649 --> 00:48:24,343 什么? 965 00:48:24,816 --> 00:48:25,714 扫完地再去睡觉! 966 00:48:26,518 --> 00:48:27,382 没有用,讨人厌 967 00:48:28,086 --> 00:48:29,986 不扫! 不扫，你敢! 968 00:48:31,023 --> 00:48:34,254 漂漂，明天我不想去玛丽的舞会了 969 00:48:34,393 --> 00:48:35,553 为什么? 970 00:48:35,961 --> 00:48:37,258 我去哪里找个马来糕出来? 971 00:48:37,362 --> 00:48:38,556 说得也是! 972 00:48:40,199 --> 00:48:41,359 这人是谁呀? 973 00:48:43,101 --> 00:48:44,363 他?他没有身份证 974 00:48:44,536 --> 00:48:45,833 所以在这里帮忙打杂的 975 00:48:46,672 --> 00:48:48,435 很少有大陆的长得这么正点 976 00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:50,004 你要干吗? 977 00:48:52,844 --> 00:48:54,141 马来糕! 978 00:48:54,346 --> 00:48:55,370 他? 979 00:49:11,596 --> 00:49:13,086 你怎么学得这么畸型呀? 980 00:49:13,231 --> 00:49:14,357 我现在正在学他! 981 00:49:14,832 --> 00:49:16,356 人家比你帅上十倍! 982 00:49:17,335 --> 00:49:18,802 不像最好! 983 00:49:19,537 --> 00:49:20,936 我帮你把眼镜黏回去啊! 984 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,665 黏什么黏呀?黏得上才有鬼呢 985 00:49:26,042 --> 00:49:27,009 逊卡，过来再学! 986 00:49:27,644 --> 00:49:30,772 漂漂,不要逼他,这样逼他也没用呀 987 00:49:32,015 --> 00:49:32,845 算了! 988 00:49:34,017 --> 00:49:35,006 说得也是 989 00:49:35,185 --> 00:49:36,777 这小子穿起龙袍也不像太子 990 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,387 带他去玛丽的舞会，一定会漏气 991 00:49:38,989 --> 00:49:41,321 这件衣服看起来好像是大了一点! 992 00:49:41,358 --> 00:49:43,019 大好多!是他太瘦小! 993 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,884 别打我,我还手! 994 00:49:46,429 --> 00:49:48,488 我黏了61次，还是黏不回去! 995 00:49:51,034 --> 00:49:54,060 十年的感情,就这样拜拜了! 996 00:49:55,671 --> 00:49:57,366 我买副新的给你! 997 00:49:57,506 --> 00:49:59,599 连德国的厂都不生产了，逊卡! 998 00:50:00,909 --> 00:50:02,035 你过来!猪脑! 999 00:50:04,412 --> 00:50:05,674 漂漂，明天那个舞会 1000 00:50:05,847 --> 00:50:06,836 我们还是不要去了! 1001 00:50:07,015 --> 00:50:07,913 为什么不去呀? 1002 00:50:08,049 --> 00:50:09,175 我已经帮你租了一部宾士 1003 00:50:09,350 --> 00:50:10,317 不去就浪费一千多块 1004 00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:13,512 既然这家伙这么土 1005 00:50:13,655 --> 00:50:14,679 我们不如将计就计 1006 00:50:14,856 --> 00:50:15,788 明天带他去舞会 1007 00:50:15,923 --> 00:50:18,255 然后当众说他土,就把他给甩了 1008 00:50:18,359 --> 00:50:19,951 这以后不就没有什么马来糕了 1009 00:50:21,162 --> 00:50:22,026 对不对? 1010 00:50:31,772 --> 00:50:34,172 漂漂!猜猜我的小尾指在哪里? 1011 00:50:35,008 --> 00:50:36,737 你还扣鼻孔,下车吧! 1012 00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:38,942 先下车呀! 1013 00:50:43,183 --> 00:50:44,081 你拆车呀? 1014 00:50:44,351 --> 00:50:46,182 是你的车太破了,不关我的事! 1015 00:50:46,420 --> 00:50:47,250 搞什么? 1016 00:50:47,654 --> 00:50:49,679 还不快点帮人家把门修上来! 1017 00:50:52,858 --> 00:50:55,418 月光，好久不见了! 1018 00:50:55,561 --> 00:50:56,823 大便公子! 1019 00:50:57,963 --> 00:50:58,827 居然整好了! 1020 00:51:00,632 --> 00:51:01,792 怎么坐这么破的车呀? 1021 00:51:02,267 --> 00:51:03,962 早说我顺路去接你呀! 1022 00:51:04,236 --> 00:51:05,168 走,我们先进去! 1023 00:51:08,273 --> 00:51:09,968 怎么泡这么破的男朋友呀? 1024 00:51:10,409 --> 00:51:12,172 早说我顺便也泡你呀! 1025 00:51:12,878 --> 00:51:13,902 当初要是听我的话 1026 00:51:14,046 --> 00:51:15,911 就用不着弄成现在这样子 1027 00:51:16,148 --> 00:51:18,173 这么久不见你嘴巴还是那么臭呀! 1028 00:51:18,383 --> 00:51:19,247 什么?走吧! 1029 00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:21,878 什么?什么?…他还不够破吗? 1030 00:51:22,254 --> 00:51:26,884 看看，衣不合身,两眼发昏 1031 00:51:26,925 --> 00:51:29,826 八成呀招摇撞骗,到处混 1032 00:51:30,829 --> 00:51:31,693 你怎么称呼呀? 1033 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:33,730 史公子! 1034 00:51:34,066 --> 00:51:34,930 公子也有个名字呀! 1035 00:51:35,167 --> 00:51:36,657 我姓史,名叫公子 1036 00:51:37,736 --> 00:51:38,964 虽然我不知道你叫什么? 1037 00:51:39,071 --> 00:51:40,265 但是我根本不想知道 1038 00:51:45,810 --> 00:51:46,970 这是不是人呀? 1039 00:51:47,245 --> 00:51:48,576 他,是个死留级大王 1040 00:51:48,713 --> 00:51:50,010 廿几岁还在念中学 1041 00:51:50,047 --> 00:51:51,275 害别人还以为我们跟他一样老 1042 00:51:51,315 --> 00:51:52,839 仗着老爹有钱就到处乱炫 1043 00:51:55,119 --> 00:51:57,417 我肚子痛，我要拉便便! 1044 00:51:57,588 --> 00:51:59,112 那还不快先进去呀，快呀! 1045 00:51:59,156 --> 00:52:00,783 不行，不行,煞不住车了 1046 00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:02,653 我先在草堆里面先解决吧! 1047 00:52:02,793 --> 00:52:03,657 你们先进去呀! 1048 00:52:03,694 --> 00:52:04,524 那你快点呀! 知道了! 1049 00:52:04,695 --> 00:52:06,629 走吧!先进去啊! 1050 00:52:10,567 --> 00:52:12,228 大少爷!来了! 1051 00:52:12,469 --> 00:52:13,697 大少爷!来了! 1052 00:52:14,471 --> 00:52:15,768 大少爷,衣服拿来了! 1053 00:52:16,872 --> 00:52:18,396 被那个混蛋给糗到了 1054 00:52:19,341 --> 00:52:21,468 我找十几二十个小流氓，砍… 1055 00:52:22,378 --> 00:52:24,369 用不着你，我自己糗回他就行了 1056 00:52:24,413 --> 00:52:25,539 你过来咬耳朵! 1057 00:52:25,581 --> 00:52:27,276 又咬耳朵，这只呀! 1058 00:52:29,084 --> 00:52:30,210 明不明白? 1059 00:52:30,252 --> 00:52:31,879 明白，明白! 快去呀! 1060 00:52:34,056 --> 00:52:34,818 玛丽! 1061 00:52:35,257 --> 00:52:37,191 Hello! 生日快乐! 1062 00:52:37,493 --> 00:52:38,187 谢谢! 1063 00:52:38,394 --> 00:52:40,021 还记不记得呀?史公子! 1064 00:52:40,162 --> 00:52:41,754 我想没有人会忘记我的! 1065 00:52:41,964 --> 00:52:44,262 我现在是玛丽最新的男朋友 1066 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,890 你那破男朋友呢? 1067 00:52:47,002 --> 00:52:47,832 找我 1068 00:52:52,941 --> 00:52:54,135 你衣服怎么突然合身了? 1069 00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:56,775 刚才我在草丛里弄湿了缩了水 1070 00:52:56,878 --> 00:52:58,004 你信不信呀? 1071 00:52:58,046 --> 00:52:59,013 不信! 我也不信! 1072 00:52:59,147 --> 00:53:00,546 你男朋友好帅呀! 1073 00:53:00,581 --> 00:53:02,173 难怪藏起来不让我们看! 1074 00:53:04,217 --> 00:53:05,616 Hi!我叫玛丽 你好! 1075 00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:07,687 我来介绍一下，这是我男朋友史公子 1076 00:53:08,622 --> 00:53:10,055 我好像在那儿见过你! 1077 00:53:10,157 --> 00:53:13,092 这有什么奇怪?报上常常登我的照片 1078 00:53:13,994 --> 00:53:15,962 不是呀,不记得在哪里见过! 1079 00:53:16,763 --> 00:53:19,323 我记起来了,在北京人民大会堂 1080 00:53:19,366 --> 00:53:21,561 我们一大票商人去见邓大人，对不对 1081 00:53:21,835 --> 00:53:23,666 怎么?你见过邓大人呀? 1082 00:53:24,137 --> 00:53:27,732 见过，见过,就是北京那一次嘛 1083 00:53:27,874 --> 00:53:28,932 对!我们一票人 1084 00:53:29,076 --> 00:53:30,100 就我们两个会说四川话 1085 00:53:30,310 --> 00:53:31,436 你还说四川话呀? 1086 00:53:31,645 --> 00:53:33,806 会!会! 1087 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,973 我说得非常流利呀! 1088 00:53:36,483 --> 00:53:38,041 后来呀,你还帮我抢机位 1089 00:53:38,085 --> 00:53:39,780 我坐经济舱,你坐头等舱 1090 00:53:39,987 --> 00:53:41,784 头等?记不记得? 1091 00:53:42,089 --> 00:53:45,252 记得!记得!你记性好好,好好! 1092 00:53:45,292 --> 00:53:46,384 然后我走了你没走! 1093 00:53:46,526 --> 00:53:47,618 为什么你先走了呢? 1094 00:53:48,761 --> 00:53:50,194 他嫖妓,被公安抓了! 1095 00:53:50,363 --> 00:53:52,126 对不起…我记错了 1096 00:53:52,264 --> 00:53:53,629 你怎么会是这种人呢? 1097 00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:54,765 对不起!… 1098 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:55,832 你说什么? 1099 00:53:55,868 --> 00:53:57,995 不好意思，全说出来了，对不起呀! 1100 00:53:58,938 --> 00:53:59,870 我…我… 1101 00:53:59,939 --> 00:54:00,997 去过北京啦? 1102 00:54:01,774 --> 00:54:03,036 我没去过北京呀! 1103 00:54:04,377 --> 00:54:05,503 你不用再解释了! 1104 00:54:07,079 --> 00:54:08,239 我… 1105 00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:12,012 你好棒呀，大陆鸡! 1106 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,941 没什么,谁叫他先糗我们? 1107 00:54:14,085 --> 00:54:15,780 对呀!不知道他现在怎么样了? 1108 00:54:16,221 --> 00:54:17,483 我怎么知道? 管他呢! 1109 00:54:22,394 --> 00:54:23,520 惨了!惨了! 1110 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:29,023 我刚才看到了一个老千 1111 00:54:29,299 --> 00:54:30,266 就在那边! 1112 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:31,533 哪一个? 1113 00:54:31,635 --> 00:54:33,125 跟那两个女的在一起的那个 1114 00:54:34,238 --> 00:54:35,034 那个呀? 1115 00:54:35,139 --> 00:54:36,868 他化成灰我都认得他! 真是他? 1116 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:41,142 原来是个穷光蛋,玩死你! 1117 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,407 好名贵呀!谢谢! 1118 00:54:46,849 --> 00:54:48,077 当然啦 1119 00:54:48,317 --> 00:54:50,114 我想这里没有人比我更有钱了 1120 00:54:50,186 --> 00:54:52,017 我不送名贵点，怎么行呢? 1121 00:54:53,156 --> 00:54:55,920 你呢?带串香蕉来呀? 1122 00:54:56,426 --> 00:54:58,326 不好意思，我不知道是玛丽生日 1123 00:54:58,428 --> 00:54:59,622 我以为只是月光生日 1124 00:55:00,596 --> 00:55:02,757 这么巧,月光，今天也是你的生日呀 1125 00:55:02,899 --> 00:55:03,797 对呀!… 1126 00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:05,892 就算是月光过生日呀! 1127 00:55:06,002 --> 00:55:07,526 你也应该送份礼物给人家呀! 1128 00:55:09,771 --> 00:55:12,205 对不起,我刚刚下飞机，什么也没买 1129 00:55:12,307 --> 00:55:13,274 这样好了，月光 1130 00:55:13,341 --> 00:55:14,865 你喜欢什么?我都可以送你! 1131 00:55:15,510 --> 00:55:17,239 不用了! 没关系! 1132 00:55:17,279 --> 00:55:18,541 真的什么都可以? 1133 00:55:18,613 --> 00:55:19,545 什么都可以! 1134 00:55:19,581 --> 00:55:22,175 今天晚上开的六合彩头奖,行不行呢 1135 00:55:23,051 --> 00:55:24,313 行! 1136 00:55:24,553 --> 00:55:25,781 不要啦… 1137 00:55:25,921 --> 00:55:26,683 没关系 1138 00:55:26,822 --> 00:55:27,686 等一下 1139 00:55:28,256 --> 00:55:29,018 喂!那位呀? 1140 00:55:29,291 --> 00:55:30,053 大少爷呀 1141 00:55:30,358 --> 00:55:33,122 苍蝇叔,立刻帮我买张六合彩的全餐 1142 00:55:33,228 --> 00:55:34,126 就是说一定要中 1143 00:55:34,763 --> 00:55:35,821 那大概要多少钱呢? 1144 00:55:36,031 --> 00:55:37,430 我不知道，你自己算算! 1145 00:55:41,368 --> 00:55:42,426 大家听着呀! 1146 00:55:42,570 --> 00:55:44,333 所有公司经理级以上的职员 1147 00:55:44,472 --> 00:55:46,940 立刻帮我算一下六合彩全餐要多少钱 1148 00:55:47,074 --> 00:55:48,041 好! 1149 00:55:53,681 --> 00:55:54,545 总管 1150 00:55:54,982 --> 00:55:57,416 要三千两百五十八万零两百四十元! 1151 00:55:58,752 --> 00:56:01,880 喂!大少爷,算过了要三千多万呀! 1152 00:56:02,022 --> 00:56:02,784 现在这么晚了 1153 00:56:02,890 --> 00:56:04,084 到哪儿去找那么多现金呢? 1154 00:56:05,291 --> 00:56:07,350 我不管!总之你叫所有分行 1155 00:56:07,527 --> 00:56:08,653 跟总行经理开保险箱 1156 00:56:08,828 --> 00:56:10,022 把所有的现金拿出来 1157 00:56:10,263 --> 00:56:11,958 然后叫所有职员去提款 1158 00:56:12,098 --> 00:56:13,861 十五分钟之后在投注站集合，OK! 1159 00:56:18,371 --> 00:56:20,168 对不起…借过!… 1160 00:56:21,373 --> 00:56:23,341 小姐，立刻帮我打一张六合彩全餐 1161 00:56:23,475 --> 00:56:24,237 什么叫全餐呀? 1162 00:56:24,376 --> 00:56:25,866 就是四十五个号码全串遍了! 1163 00:56:32,518 --> 00:56:34,145 开奖啦?是不是这六个号码? 1164 00:56:34,953 --> 00:56:36,614 我买这张一定中的，你放心好了! 1165 00:56:36,822 --> 00:56:37,584 真的? 1166 00:56:38,624 --> 00:56:40,353 大少爷!大少爷! 1167 00:56:40,592 --> 00:56:42,651 大少爷…你在哪里呀? 1168 00:56:42,861 --> 00:56:44,328 大少爷!… 1169 00:56:44,463 --> 00:56:45,430 办好了? 办好了! 1170 00:56:45,464 --> 00:56:46,590 拿给我! 1171 00:56:46,632 --> 00:56:47,724 钱不够呀 1172 00:56:47,866 --> 00:56:49,299 还借了一百多万高利贷才够 1173 00:56:49,935 --> 00:56:50,833 你说惨不惨? 1174 00:56:52,237 --> 00:56:54,205 你不用担心,利息我在你薪水里面扣 1175 00:56:54,339 --> 00:56:55,033 谢谢少爷! 1176 00:56:55,207 --> 00:56:56,139 不要呀,少爷! 1177 00:56:56,241 --> 00:56:57,173 把脸蒙上! 1178 00:56:57,543 --> 00:56:58,703 走啦!走啦! 1179 00:56:59,144 --> 00:56:59,974 就这样! 1180 00:57:01,012 --> 00:57:03,378 各位，这一张就是这期六合彩的全餐 1181 00:57:03,548 --> 00:57:05,311 让开!… 1182 00:57:05,383 --> 00:57:06,179 头奖一名中 1183 00:57:06,284 --> 00:57:08,343 独得彩金一千七百二十八万… 1184 00:57:08,553 --> 00:57:09,679 是不是真的? 1185 00:57:09,887 --> 00:57:11,787 如果你不相信，我可以送给你呀! 1186 00:57:11,989 --> 00:57:13,479 你领奖的时候，如果是真的 1187 00:57:13,624 --> 00:57:14,648 你多输五百万 1188 00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:18,291 史先生,有些事是不能唬的 1189 00:57:19,297 --> 00:57:20,059 月光，送给你! 1190 00:57:22,365 --> 00:57:24,128 你领奖的时候，把六个二奖跟三奖 1191 00:57:24,267 --> 00:57:25,234 送给玛丽做生日礼物 1192 00:57:25,368 --> 00:57:26,630 谢谢呀! 1193 00:57:26,803 --> 00:57:28,566 谢谢!谢谢! 1194 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:31,402 那我呢? 1195 00:57:32,742 --> 00:57:34,232 去北京找妓女亲你吧! 1196 00:57:35,078 --> 00:57:36,010 你这张票哪里来的? 1197 00:57:36,346 --> 00:57:37,142 这个啊! 1198 00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:39,772 是我叫省港旗兵用打字机打的! 1199 00:57:40,015 --> 00:57:40,947 我豁出去了! 1200 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,410 你再打一张给我! 1201 00:57:42,551 --> 00:57:43,381 明天好了! 1202 00:57:43,586 --> 00:57:45,918 小姐，都十一点了，我要下班了! 1203 00:57:46,121 --> 00:57:47,850 你不走的话,我要把车开走了 1204 00:57:48,524 --> 00:57:49,752 朋友!先等一下! 1205 00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,916 你这车是这位公子租的! 1206 00:57:52,061 --> 00:57:54,291 是呀，是他租的,一个小时八十块 1207 00:57:55,965 --> 00:57:57,557 你租车呀?兄弟! 1208 00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:00,525 是呀，我在香港没有车是吗? 1209 00:58:00,569 --> 00:58:01,501 我只有一种交通工具 1210 00:58:01,637 --> 00:58:02,797 应该就快要到了吧 1211 00:58:03,272 --> 00:58:05,832 什么交通工具?脚踏车呀? 1212 00:58:13,881 --> 00:58:15,041 不知道这种交通工具 1213 00:58:15,183 --> 00:58:16,548 在香港叫做什么? 1214 00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:20,220 叫…叫直… 月光，我送你回大屿山 1215 00:58:20,421 --> 00:58:21,820 漂漂，不顺路不送你了 1216 00:58:23,825 --> 00:58:24,985 那我怎么办呀? 1217 00:58:31,164 --> 00:58:32,495 哪儿弄来的直升机呀? 1218 00:58:32,966 --> 00:58:35,264 这一班省港旗兵,都是做大买卖的 1219 00:58:35,369 --> 00:58:37,530 不要说直升机了,就是连火箭炮都有 1220 00:58:37,638 --> 00:58:39,037 你看看他样子，多凶残! 1221 00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,407 真的呀! 1222 00:58:41,541 --> 00:58:43,736 我没有坐过直升机，载我一程! 1223 00:58:44,810 --> 00:58:45,606 大陆鸡 1224 00:58:45,711 --> 00:58:47,736 我们不可以让任何人认出我们的样子 1225 00:58:47,813 --> 00:58:49,474 要不然要杀她灭口，知道吗? 1226 00:58:50,950 --> 00:58:52,679 她是我老婆 1227 00:58:54,820 --> 00:58:58,654 嫂子就没关系了,那这一位… 1228 00:59:00,726 --> 00:59:02,091 漂漂 1229 00:59:03,663 --> 00:59:04,789 不要管她，我们上机! 1230 00:59:05,998 --> 00:59:10,958 再见!再见! 1231 00:59:12,171 --> 00:59:13,138 你以后不要来找我了 1232 00:59:13,906 --> 00:59:16,204 你什么东西?用这种态度跟我说话? 1233 00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:19,208 有什么了不起呀?神经病! 1234 00:59:24,749 --> 00:59:26,512 怎么会这样的? 1235 00:59:28,353 --> 00:59:29,445 轮胎呢? 1236 00:59:29,521 --> 00:59:30,579 我也不知道呀! 1237 00:59:31,156 --> 00:59:32,453 这样怎么回九龙呀? 1238 00:59:32,724 --> 00:59:34,624 不知道,走路吧! 1239 00:59:35,193 --> 00:59:38,594 走路?… 1240 00:59:40,598 --> 00:59:42,293 有没有音乐? 1241 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,124 有… 1242 00:59:48,172 --> 00:59:52,302 宁愿在今夜把一生忘掉 1243 00:59:54,878 --> 00:59:59,815 轻轻对我说来生趁早 1244 01:00:02,219 --> 01:00:07,350 等你的声音我听不到 1245 01:00:08,625 --> 01:00:13,824 就让我和你在梦里拥抱 1246 01:00:15,466 --> 01:00:20,904 就在人们遗忘的梦里与你拥抱 1247 01:00:22,139 --> 01:00:25,506 让我说服自己一生寂寞 1248 01:00:25,642 --> 01:00:28,133 换你一个微笑 1249 01:00:30,513 --> 01:00:31,502 这是什么? 1250 01:00:32,548 --> 01:00:33,378 有干扰呀! 1251 01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:35,775 这样子气氛就不对啦! 1252 01:00:35,918 --> 01:00:37,351 转回刚才那一台! 1253 01:00:40,556 --> 01:00:42,581 不成呀!我要听刚才那首歌 1254 01:00:42,992 --> 01:00:44,983 我想想办法… 1255 01:00:47,330 --> 01:00:50,925 就在人们遗忘 1256 01:00:51,934 --> 01:00:55,267 的梦里与你拥抱 1257 01:00:56,639 --> 01:01:02,009 让我说服自己一生寂寞 1258 01:01:03,446 --> 01:01:07,610 换你一个微笑 1259 01:01:12,152 --> 01:01:15,087 趁着现在天这么美，要不要许个愿呢 1260 01:01:15,722 --> 01:01:17,781 我希望在我生日那天 1261 01:01:17,891 --> 01:01:20,155 会有人帮我把这里变成皇宫 1262 01:01:21,394 --> 01:01:23,862 那还要不要有个王子陪你跳舞呀? 1263 01:01:24,063 --> 01:01:25,155 那最好! 1264 01:01:25,231 --> 01:01:26,994 我真没想到你这个人这样贪心! 1265 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:28,192 你敢糗我? 1266 01:01:29,135 --> 01:01:30,159 不要推我!小心掉下来! 1267 01:01:32,705 --> 01:01:34,002 不要跑! 你不要过来! 1268 01:01:39,179 --> 01:01:40,237 不管多少钱也好 1269 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,247 一定要进货,知道吗? 1270 01:01:43,148 --> 01:01:44,809 妈,你要什么? 1271 01:01:45,517 --> 01:01:47,849 彩色电视机呀，要立体的! 1272 01:01:48,020 --> 01:01:49,487 什么立体呀? 体!体!… 1273 01:01:49,588 --> 01:01:50,520 什么体呀! 1274 01:01:50,589 --> 01:01:52,181 干嘛?又在讲长途电话了 1275 01:01:52,357 --> 01:01:53,688 不说了,不说了…干嘛? 1276 01:01:53,992 --> 01:01:56,825 外面那几个凯子呀，手法好厉害 1277 01:01:56,995 --> 01:01:58,485 我斗不过他们! 1278 01:01:58,664 --> 01:01:59,631 等一下你出去看看 1279 01:01:59,765 --> 01:02:00,789 然后打个电报给我! 1280 01:02:01,967 --> 01:02:02,763 什么叫打电报? 1281 01:02:03,869 --> 01:02:04,836 就是打暗号呀! 1282 01:02:05,337 --> 01:02:06,167 什么叫打暗号呀? 1283 01:02:08,273 --> 01:02:10,741 摸额头呢是筒子 1284 01:02:10,976 --> 01:02:11,965 摸额头是筒子 1285 01:02:12,077 --> 01:02:13,635 摸耳朵呢是万子 1286 01:02:13,779 --> 01:02:14,803 摸耳朵是万子 1287 01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:17,009 摸心口呢是条子 1288 01:02:17,115 --> 01:02:18,047 摸心口是… 1289 01:02:18,784 --> 01:02:19,910 条子! 条子! 1290 01:02:20,385 --> 01:02:23,013 而一,二,三,四呢就是比手指 1291 01:02:23,055 --> 01:02:25,580 比手指! 看见我要打出冲的牌 1292 01:02:25,791 --> 01:02:27,952 就咳嗽到我知道为止 1293 01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:29,186 我明白了，我明白了! 记住了! 1294 01:02:30,928 --> 01:02:34,420 这是诈赌，被我妈知道我会打死 1295 01:02:34,599 --> 01:02:36,328 那你是怕你妈就不怕我了? 是呀! 1296 01:02:36,501 --> 01:02:38,401 那你不怕我毒哑你? 1297 01:02:38,970 --> 01:02:42,030 又说毒哑我,干嘛插人家眼睛? 1298 01:02:42,073 --> 01:02:43,005 不要吵的了! 1299 01:02:43,140 --> 01:02:45,404 来,拿着几张牌 1300 01:02:45,610 --> 01:02:48,204 看见我有什么动静，就拿牌给我 1301 01:02:48,279 --> 01:02:49,246 机灵点! 1302 01:02:54,684 --> 01:02:56,345 下家大三元 1303 01:02:57,053 --> 01:03:00,887 对家清一色,上家大四喜 1304 01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:03,983 这把牌要看准一点! 1305 01:03:18,909 --> 01:03:20,467 摸牌呀! 1306 01:03:26,181 --> 01:03:28,240 不知道打那一章才好! 1307 01:03:33,755 --> 01:03:35,313 快点呀!快点! 1308 01:03:43,665 --> 01:03:45,360 不知道打那章比较好 1309 01:03:45,466 --> 01:03:46,956 你有没有意见看看嘛! 1310 01:03:53,941 --> 01:03:55,738 你那章牌捏那么久干什么? 1311 01:03:57,678 --> 01:03:59,543 人家喜欢捏久一点，不行呀? 1312 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:02,441 拿十四章可以，拿十八章就不行! 1313 01:04:03,584 --> 01:04:04,881 我又没有多拿牌呀! 1314 01:04:05,118 --> 01:04:06,881 那这只手呢?那这手呢? 1315 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:07,944 有呀!怎样? 1316 01:04:07,988 --> 01:04:09,512 好,我就让你爽个痛快! 1317 01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:16,025 我狼人发最恨人使诈了 1318 01:04:16,195 --> 01:04:17,719 我是大江大海过来的 1319 01:04:17,897 --> 01:04:19,592 如果被你们小鱼小虾给噱了 1320 01:04:19,632 --> 01:04:20,724 我还要出来混吗? 1321 01:04:21,233 --> 01:04:24,259 你都…赢了! 1322 01:04:24,370 --> 01:04:26,235 输赢事小，面子事大 1323 01:04:27,139 --> 01:04:29,437 我打赢他们两个就过来救你了 1324 01:04:29,475 --> 01:04:30,635 我马上就来救你了 1325 01:04:30,843 --> 01:04:32,310 小子，不关你的事! 1326 01:04:32,545 --> 01:04:34,274 你想怎样? 1327 01:04:34,347 --> 01:04:36,178 你赔十万块遮羞费 1328 01:04:36,282 --> 01:04:37,840 要不然我拆了你的店 1329 01:04:38,984 --> 01:04:40,645 赔你十万块,要我的命呀? 1330 01:04:41,686 --> 01:04:42,618 不给呀? 1331 01:04:42,954 --> 01:04:45,354 十万块,这么便宜，快给他! 1332 01:04:45,457 --> 01:04:46,651 十万块而已呀! 1333 01:04:47,692 --> 01:04:50,559 给什么给，钱没有，命倒有一条啦 1334 01:04:50,695 --> 01:04:51,662 我根本没钱 1335 01:04:51,963 --> 01:04:54,864 没钱?那我就把你的手砍下来! 1336 01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:57,325 快住手,你们想怎么样? 1337 01:04:58,569 --> 01:05:00,093 啊,有个漂亮的女儿呀! 1338 01:05:00,237 --> 01:05:02,296 好呀，我们就把她抓回去 1339 01:05:02,406 --> 01:05:03,964 卖个半年来还债好了 1340 01:05:04,108 --> 01:05:06,167 那你还是砍了我的手吧! 好! 1341 01:05:07,811 --> 01:05:08,903 不要乱来! 1342 01:05:09,246 --> 01:05:11,339 大陆鸡,你不是说有很多兄弟的吗? 1343 01:05:11,515 --> 01:05:12,447 你说我呀? 1344 01:05:12,549 --> 01:05:14,278 是呀，你不用怕他! 1345 01:05:14,418 --> 01:05:16,113 叫你们省港旗兵出来就行了 1346 01:05:20,324 --> 01:05:21,916 你是大圈仔! 1347 01:05:22,092 --> 01:05:24,617 是呀，我是大圈仔! 1348 01:05:24,695 --> 01:05:25,753 那你是混哪一帮的? 1349 01:05:25,963 --> 01:05:27,794 我叫我老大出来你就知道了 1350 01:05:27,865 --> 01:05:28,832 你不要骗我们! 1351 01:05:28,966 --> 01:05:31,730 你还怕他飞了，我们今晚二点再来 1352 01:05:31,769 --> 01:05:32,929 叫你老大跟我谈! 1353 01:05:33,003 --> 01:05:34,527 如果你敢幌点?我就把这个店拆了! 1354 01:05:34,605 --> 01:05:36,004 好! 走! 1355 01:05:42,679 --> 01:05:44,806 阿鸡…!他们是什么圈呀?什么圈? 1356 01:05:44,914 --> 01:05:47,883 老妈,我早就说大陆鸡的兄弟就够辣的 1357 01:05:49,686 --> 01:05:51,620 我一看到你就知道 1358 01:05:51,654 --> 01:05:54,179 你有不同凡向的气派,鸡哥! 1359 01:05:55,191 --> 01:05:57,125 你今晚上帮我拉两百个人过来 1360 01:05:57,260 --> 01:05:59,421 把这些王八蛋的眼睛挖出来 1361 01:05:59,462 --> 01:06:00,360 把他们毒哑 1362 01:06:00,496 --> 01:06:02,396 挖他们的心,剥他们的皮! 1363 01:06:02,432 --> 01:06:04,559 把他们的鸡鸡拿出来熬汤! 1364 01:06:08,837 --> 01:06:10,429 有什么好看的呢? 1365 01:06:10,772 --> 01:06:12,103 什么?拉二百个人? 1366 01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:13,867 我今天晚上约了十二点跟人家谈判! 1367 01:06:14,009 --> 01:06:14,998 你帮我把人找齐! 1368 01:06:15,343 --> 01:06:17,436 我办事你放心，少爷! 1369 01:06:18,013 --> 01:06:20,311 你自己也要小心呀，再见 1370 01:06:21,817 --> 01:06:25,253 不对，还是准备家伙比较妥当! 1371 01:06:33,627 --> 01:06:34,753 不要动,把枪放下! 1372 01:06:35,629 --> 01:06:38,621 不要开枪…是假的!假的,假的! 1373 01:06:38,733 --> 01:06:41,395 是玩具枪…不要开枪… 1374 01:06:41,502 --> 01:06:42,298 跟真枪一样! 1375 01:06:42,403 --> 01:06:43,700 呼叫总台，把他带回去! 1376 01:06:44,238 --> 01:06:45,205 这么久还没到? 1377 01:06:48,609 --> 01:06:49,439 喂! 1378 01:06:50,610 --> 01:06:52,043 大少爷! 1379 01:06:53,079 --> 01:06:54,512 现在十一点了，你还不来呀? 1380 01:06:55,749 --> 01:06:58,013 我被警察捉了，告我携械呀! 1381 01:06:58,418 --> 01:06:59,350 为什么? 1382 01:06:59,519 --> 01:07:01,214 就是我们公司制造的玩具枪 1383 01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,310 太像真枪了! 1384 01:07:03,123 --> 01:07:03,851 那就糟了 1385 01:07:03,990 --> 01:07:05,355 我约了十二点跟人家谈判呀! 1386 01:07:05,892 --> 01:07:06,654 别怕! 1387 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,660 你立刻去警察局找我的老友咸虾好啦 1388 01:07:08,795 --> 01:07:09,784 那你赶快打电话给他 1389 01:07:10,963 --> 01:07:11,987 我打过了 1390 01:07:12,164 --> 01:07:14,689 你们离岛警察局的电话全部都短路了 1391 01:07:15,601 --> 01:07:17,159 你带我上次给你的那只鞋去 1392 01:07:17,302 --> 01:07:18,291 他一定会帮你的! 1393 01:07:18,637 --> 01:07:20,366 这…那好吧! 1394 01:07:25,477 --> 01:07:26,535 不在这儿! 1395 01:07:26,812 --> 01:07:28,279 会在哪里呢? 1396 01:07:28,514 --> 01:07:29,811 会不会在柜子里? 1397 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,547 大陆鸡,你转来转去找什么? 1398 01:07:34,819 --> 01:07:35,717 我一只鞋不见了 1399 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:36,818 我送你一只好了 1400 01:07:36,854 --> 01:07:38,412 不是呀,我那只鞋子很重要的 1401 01:07:38,589 --> 01:07:40,955 有白色的面,黑色花边围着的那种呀 1402 01:07:41,092 --> 01:07:41,854 不知道为什么不见了 1403 01:07:41,959 --> 01:07:42,687 我看见了 1404 01:07:42,794 --> 01:07:44,853 我看到一只猪今天衔进猪圈里了 1405 01:07:49,367 --> 01:07:50,265 咸虾叔呢? 1406 01:07:50,434 --> 01:07:52,459 在里面拘留室找他的心肝宝贝蟋蟀 1407 01:07:52,637 --> 01:07:53,626 谢谢! 1408 01:07:58,176 --> 01:07:59,006 你咸虾叔呀? 1409 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:03,409 你找什么? 1410 01:08:04,548 --> 01:08:06,379 我的棺材蟋蟀跑掉了 1411 01:08:07,050 --> 01:08:07,812 我帮你找 1412 01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:09,443 你把它吓走,我叫你睡棺材 1413 01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:12,120 他很能打，帮我赢了不少钱 1414 01:08:14,858 --> 01:08:15,620 我找到了，是不是这一只? 1415 01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:16,455 谢谢! 1416 01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:17,458 你是大陆仔? 1417 01:08:17,694 --> 01:08:18,922 我不是大陆仔呀! 1418 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:21,620 找你好久了,上次还打破我的头 1419 01:08:21,832 --> 01:08:22,992 我没有打破你的头呀! 1420 01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:28,202 我不是大陆仔，是苍蝇叔叫我来的 1421 01:08:29,104 --> 01:08:30,036 队长，什么事呀? 1422 01:08:30,105 --> 01:08:31,163 你有什么凭据? 1423 01:08:32,074 --> 01:08:33,041 就凭这只鞋罗 1424 01:08:34,510 --> 01:08:36,068 你敢说这两只鞋是一样的? 1425 01:08:37,413 --> 01:08:38,277 本来是一样的 1426 01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:39,675 不过后来被猪吃了鞋面 1427 01:08:39,849 --> 01:08:41,714 我经过千辛万苦,去抢救才拿回来的 1428 01:08:41,851 --> 01:08:43,113 你相信我，我是龙家俊呀! 1429 01:08:43,586 --> 01:08:44,575 你干脆说是王永庆好了 1430 01:08:45,187 --> 01:08:46,745 我不是王永庆，不过他是我朋友 1431 01:08:47,022 --> 01:08:48,182 白痴! 1432 01:08:49,158 --> 01:08:50,182 你要怎样才相信我? 1433 01:08:54,128 --> 01:08:55,686 你在干什么? 1434 01:08:56,030 --> 01:08:57,019 没事呀! 1435 01:09:00,034 --> 01:09:01,661 把脚拿开! 不喜欢! 1436 01:09:03,071 --> 01:09:03,935 把脚拿开! 1437 01:09:13,681 --> 01:09:14,579 我的蟋蟀! 1438 01:09:16,184 --> 01:09:18,175 蟋蟀死不能复生,你节哀顺变啊! 1439 01:09:21,688 --> 01:09:25,283 新仇旧恨，我明天一早把你遣返大陆 1440 01:09:27,027 --> 01:09:29,120 喂,少爷，怎么样? 1441 01:09:29,329 --> 01:09:30,387 把电话放下! 1442 01:09:30,530 --> 01:09:32,054 再打一会… 1443 01:09:32,099 --> 01:09:33,066 快点! 好… 1444 01:09:33,233 --> 01:09:34,632 怎么样? 1445 01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:37,203 苍蝇叔,咸虾叔不相信我是龙家俊呀 1446 01:09:37,404 --> 01:09:39,463 有没有搞错?叫他听电话! 1447 01:09:40,773 --> 01:09:42,104 我不会中计的 1448 01:09:43,009 --> 01:09:44,806 你一定想引我过去胁持我 1449 01:09:45,044 --> 01:09:46,238 那我丢过来给你听啊! 1450 01:09:48,014 --> 01:09:49,413 你千万别乱丢啊! 1451 01:09:50,082 --> 01:09:51,242 我怎么知道是不是手榴弹呀? 1452 01:09:51,550 --> 01:09:53,313 伙计，盯住他! 是! 1453 01:09:53,519 --> 01:09:55,453 他不相信我,到底有什么办法? 1454 01:09:56,522 --> 01:09:59,355 这样，你就这样…少爷… 1455 01:10:00,793 --> 01:10:01,782 什么? 1456 01:10:03,629 --> 01:10:04,926 真的要这样呀? 1457 01:10:06,699 --> 01:10:07,825 好吧? 1458 01:10:10,969 --> 01:10:12,664 飘渺间 1459 01:10:12,837 --> 01:10:17,001 往事如梦情难认呀 1460 01:10:19,778 --> 01:10:21,803 百劫重逢 1461 01:10:21,913 --> 01:10:25,178 拒如何埋旧姓呀 1462 01:10:27,385 --> 01:10:28,682 你怎么会唱我的饮酒曲? 1463 01:10:29,321 --> 01:10:31,755 夫妻断… 1464 01:10:32,424 --> 01:10:33,391 我不只会唱这首歌 1465 01:10:33,491 --> 01:10:34,515 我知道的事情还多着哪 1466 01:10:34,659 --> 01:10:36,092 苍蝇叔告诉我，你不喜欢穿内裤 1467 01:10:36,227 --> 01:10:37,125 还天天不刷牙 1468 01:10:37,362 --> 01:10:38,624 有一次喝醉了在大腿上刺了 1469 01:10:38,730 --> 01:10:39,628 我爱罗文，,四个大字 1470 01:10:40,699 --> 01:10:43,190 我喜欢肥肥,拿着呀! 够了! 1471 01:10:44,002 --> 01:10:46,698 死苍蝇,把我的私隐全抖出来 1472 01:10:46,838 --> 01:10:47,930 你现在在哪里? 1473 01:10:48,006 --> 01:10:49,701 我现在在九龙总部刑事组 1474 01:10:49,741 --> 01:10:52,403 你放心吧，这里没有人知道你的身份 1475 01:10:52,577 --> 01:10:54,977 你现在在跟大屿山警察局的 1476 01:10:55,113 --> 01:10:56,580 咸虾叔讲电话 1477 01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:00,615 咸虾，咸虾叔! 1478 01:11:09,492 --> 01:11:10,459 为什么把门关上了? 1479 01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,551 我看大概是睡着了，改天再来吧! 1480 01:11:12,762 --> 01:11:14,059 神经病! 1481 01:11:14,931 --> 01:11:15,693 进去! 1482 01:11:19,635 --> 01:11:20,397 这么黑呀! 1483 01:11:20,603 --> 01:11:21,934 是呀!为什么? 1484 01:11:22,038 --> 01:11:23,300 什么也看不见! 1485 01:11:26,108 --> 01:11:27,473 谁摸我? 不是我! 1486 01:11:28,276 --> 01:11:29,038 怎么毛毛的? 1487 01:11:29,544 --> 01:11:30,374 打打火机照照 1488 01:11:34,316 --> 01:11:35,613 什么东西?是鞭炮呀! 1489 01:11:46,727 --> 01:11:48,854 你看我的样子怎么样?说呀! 1490 01:11:49,463 --> 01:11:50,760 你是不是要我实话实说? 1491 01:11:50,865 --> 01:11:51,661 说呀! 1492 01:11:52,099 --> 01:11:52,997 一点也没有恶化 1493 01:11:53,067 --> 01:11:54,466 还是跟以前一样那么衰呀! 1494 01:11:56,937 --> 01:11:57,767 从后门进去! 1495 01:12:01,876 --> 01:12:03,343 各位是来客串门子的? 1496 01:12:03,644 --> 01:12:04,668 进来坐呀! 1497 01:12:05,613 --> 01:12:07,672 怕什么吗?大家都这么熟了 1498 01:12:07,815 --> 01:12:09,612 我正在煮糖水呢 1499 01:12:11,785 --> 01:12:13,309 发哥，不要中她的计! 1500 01:12:13,787 --> 01:12:14,913 还用你说，我白痴呀? 1501 01:12:17,057 --> 01:12:19,082 这里只有我们母女两个 1502 01:12:19,292 --> 01:12:21,624 难道你怕几十个人埋伏不成呀? 1503 01:12:23,129 --> 01:12:25,222 怎么?不赏脸呀? 1504 01:12:29,402 --> 01:12:32,894 你们以为有什么了不起的,臭男人! 1505 01:12:33,039 --> 01:12:34,870 回家去吧，神气! 1506 01:12:35,041 --> 01:12:36,474 以后再不要跟我联络了 1507 01:12:42,015 --> 01:12:44,279 还好我精，要不然又中她的埋伏了 1508 01:12:45,717 --> 01:12:47,184 发哥英明呀! 1509 01:12:47,986 --> 01:12:49,385 发哥，我们现在怎么办呀? 1510 01:12:51,023 --> 01:12:53,583 发哥，楼下还是危险,上二楼去! 1511 01:12:54,126 --> 01:12:56,686 对… 好主意,走! 1512 01:12:59,331 --> 01:13:00,355 让我走! 1513 01:13:01,233 --> 01:13:03,098 扶楼梯,你上! 1514 01:13:11,910 --> 01:13:13,241 发哥，没人上来呀! 1515 01:13:14,146 --> 01:13:15,613 发哥，安全了，上啦! 1516 01:13:16,415 --> 01:13:17,439 好! 1517 01:13:20,652 --> 01:13:21,710 立正! 1518 01:13:23,254 --> 01:13:24,414 去死呀! 1519 01:13:28,793 --> 01:13:30,590 去死呀! 1520 01:13:30,962 --> 01:13:34,125 快点把我推回去呀，快一点呀! 1521 01:13:35,533 --> 01:13:36,932 来了!… 1522 01:13:37,068 --> 01:13:39,127 不怕死的，来吧!… 不要,快点拉我回去呀，快点呀! 1523 01:13:42,372 --> 01:13:43,430 发哥! 1524 01:13:43,540 --> 01:13:45,804 刚刚是谁叫我爬上去的? 1525 01:13:45,876 --> 01:13:47,434 他已经当你垫背的啦 1526 01:13:48,912 --> 01:13:50,072 把这两个母女给我砍了 1527 01:13:50,113 --> 01:13:51,205 是! 1528 01:14:02,759 --> 01:14:04,192 妈,救命呀! 1529 01:14:07,664 --> 01:14:09,131 这下有得爽啦! 1530 01:14:24,078 --> 01:14:26,774 发哥!怎样? 1531 01:14:27,815 --> 01:14:29,840 给我杀死他们 是! 1532 01:14:38,358 --> 01:14:39,985 不会真把他们都干掉了吧? 1533 01:14:49,136 --> 01:14:50,967 别动呀!还动? 1534 01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:55,474 不是想干掉他们,是想干掉你! 1535 01:14:57,077 --> 01:14:58,704 你们真的是省港旗兵呀? 1536 01:14:58,845 --> 01:15:00,107 还用问? 1537 01:15:00,180 --> 01:15:01,306 大哥，不关我的事呀 1538 01:15:01,448 --> 01:15:02,938 不关你的事,关谁事? 1539 01:15:02,983 --> 01:15:04,575 拿人钱财，替人消灾嘛 1540 01:15:04,785 --> 01:15:06,719 把人现出来太讲义气了 1541 01:15:06,954 --> 01:15:08,546 你们这群王八蛋! 1542 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:11,848 大陆鸡,你帮我把他的眼珠子挖出来 1543 01:15:11,991 --> 01:15:14,050 喉咙锯掉，吃气进去,把心挖出来 1544 01:15:14,193 --> 01:15:16,559 皮剥掉,再把鸡鸡，,切掉，喂猪! 1545 01:15:16,662 --> 01:15:17,890 你他妈骗鬼呀? 1546 01:15:18,664 --> 01:15:19,688 我有办法! 1547 01:15:34,546 --> 01:15:37,572 你的朋友这么打法，没有用的啦! 1548 01:15:37,749 --> 01:15:39,944 我全照你的吩咐叫他们去做的! 1549 01:15:40,118 --> 01:15:44,555 我没叫你用打的,我是叫你用切的啦 1550 01:15:45,323 --> 01:15:47,484 我说话你不听，做事又不精 1551 01:15:47,592 --> 01:15:48,854 叫你用切的啦 1552 01:15:49,394 --> 01:15:50,691 气死人,我不吃了 1553 01:15:50,829 --> 01:15:52,456 叫你做点小事也不能做好 1554 01:15:52,597 --> 01:15:53,723 真讨人厌，混蛋! 1555 01:15:53,832 --> 01:15:55,231 叫你切呀，猪! 1556 01:15:55,700 --> 01:15:57,634 出来! 走! 1557 01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:03,774 私人请你吃碗牛腩河粉 1558 01:16:05,043 --> 01:16:07,068 王八蛋,不吃也不要浪费呀 1559 01:16:11,081 --> 01:16:13,709 怎么你们好像雷洛那个时候的 1560 01:16:13,751 --> 01:16:15,378 警察一样，会打人呀 1561 01:16:15,786 --> 01:16:17,185 没有，我没有打他 1562 01:16:17,388 --> 01:16:19,322 没打怎么会吐呢? 1563 01:16:19,690 --> 01:16:21,487 我让他闻我的袜子而已 是吗? 1564 01:16:22,926 --> 01:16:23,984 他做什么? 1565 01:16:28,197 --> 01:16:29,630 说!是谁指使你的! 1566 01:16:29,799 --> 01:16:34,566 是龙门企业的老板龙家俊指使我的! 1567 01:16:35,471 --> 01:16:36,802 是你老板嗳! 1568 01:16:36,906 --> 01:16:38,032 他为什么要这样做? 1569 01:16:38,141 --> 01:16:39,972 他们想逼你卖了这间店 1570 01:16:40,176 --> 01:16:41,905 还有旁边那块地 1571 01:16:42,111 --> 01:16:43,942 好让他们发展渡假村 1572 01:16:45,180 --> 01:16:46,238 没有…不可能… 1573 01:16:46,348 --> 01:16:47,246 你是龙家俊吗? 1574 01:16:47,549 --> 01:16:49,107 不是，我只是在想… 1575 01:16:49,284 --> 01:16:50,114 那些有钱人 1576 01:16:50,218 --> 01:16:52,015 不会跟这些下三烂做这种事情的 1577 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:53,485 是不是? 你懂什么? 1578 01:16:53,588 --> 01:16:56,079 只出来十几天，就学人装港督呀 1579 01:16:56,224 --> 01:16:58,317 为富不仁嘛!你懂个屁呀! 1580 01:16:58,493 --> 01:16:59,482 卖命的,来… 1581 01:17:00,729 --> 01:17:03,357 麻烦你,挖个洞,把他给埋了! 1582 01:17:03,498 --> 01:17:06,433 不是吧?我看送他们去警察局好了 1583 01:17:06,535 --> 01:17:08,230 你们这些牛鬼蛇神 1584 01:17:08,337 --> 01:17:09,668 怎么可以去见警察呢? 1585 01:17:09,905 --> 01:17:11,839 那…打包送他去! 1586 01:17:11,973 --> 01:17:12,962 来!… 1587 01:17:13,075 --> 01:17:15,134 记得打包之后要从后门走! 1588 01:17:15,277 --> 01:17:16,505 知道吗? 1589 01:17:16,712 --> 01:17:17,474 对了 1590 01:17:17,512 --> 01:17:19,446 女儿，明天我们就杀到你公司去 1591 01:17:19,581 --> 01:17:21,014 找你那个老板谈判 1592 01:17:26,619 --> 01:17:28,280 妈,那边! 1593 01:17:30,623 --> 01:17:31,419 早! 1594 01:17:37,263 --> 01:17:38,457 龙先生,早! 1595 01:17:41,668 --> 01:17:43,101 龙先生,早! 1596 01:17:43,336 --> 01:17:44,030 大陆鸡 1597 01:17:44,137 --> 01:17:46,765 我是叫你当杀手,不是做跟屁虫! 1598 01:17:46,873 --> 01:17:47,840 要杀气腾腾才行呀 1599 01:17:47,874 --> 01:17:49,501 人家才会怕你嘛! 知道了 1600 01:17:50,909 --> 01:17:52,809 知道了 等一下… 1601 01:17:54,012 --> 01:17:55,070 姨妈，小心啊! 谢谢!… 1602 01:17:55,180 --> 01:17:56,613 这下惨了! 1603 01:18:00,552 --> 01:18:01,610 鸡,听着! 1604 01:18:01,854 --> 01:18:03,321 等一下上去要凶神恶煞 1605 01:18:03,789 --> 01:18:05,222 不然那个龙家俊不会怕我们的! 1606 01:18:05,391 --> 01:18:06,221 知道! 1607 01:18:07,359 --> 01:18:08,326 这个八王蛋 1608 01:18:09,261 --> 01:18:10,523 我要是看见他老母就踢死她 1609 01:18:11,263 --> 01:18:12,025 干嘛? 1610 01:18:12,798 --> 01:18:13,856 没有，我过敏呀! 1611 01:18:15,933 --> 01:18:18,993 告诉他老母,生块叉烧也比生他好 1612 01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:23,101 什么东西?敢惹我? 1613 01:18:24,008 --> 01:18:26,476 姨妈，千万别接话，可能是绑匪呀! 1614 01:18:26,644 --> 01:18:29,306 没错，一定要把龙家俊砍成几块 1615 01:18:29,447 --> 01:18:30,880 切开他的喉咙吹点风进去 1616 01:18:31,048 --> 01:18:32,447 挖他的眼珠,剥他的皮 1617 01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:34,448 把他的“鸡鸡”切下来拿来煮汤 1618 01:18:34,552 --> 01:18:35,644 这样才有味道 好呀!好呀! 1619 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,278 这样子就对了… 1620 01:18:38,990 --> 01:18:40,651 快走，快点! 1621 01:18:41,993 --> 01:18:43,187 大陆鸡,出师了!聪明哦 1622 01:18:48,366 --> 01:18:49,230 请问找哪位? 1623 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:50,367 我们来找龙家俊 1624 01:18:50,568 --> 01:18:51,796 龙先生不在香港 1625 01:18:54,404 --> 01:18:57,669 这样，找一个能作主的出来见我们 1626 01:18:57,874 --> 01:18:58,772 我们是来谈判的 1627 01:18:59,543 --> 01:19:00,567 那请跟我来! 1628 01:19:04,681 --> 01:19:06,706 吃烟，要装得很大牌的样子 1629 01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:09,381 来,拿一根,不要抽! 1630 01:19:10,487 --> 01:19:13,888 不是吃烟，是抽烟，抽烟呀… 1631 01:19:14,024 --> 01:19:16,458 是抽烟,实在够土! 1632 01:19:18,094 --> 01:19:19,618 走了… 1633 01:19:24,134 --> 01:19:25,123 早! 1634 01:19:26,169 --> 01:19:28,034 早!… 1635 01:19:28,138 --> 01:19:30,106 大陆鸡,你看他们有多怕… 1636 01:19:40,515 --> 01:19:41,914 两位请随便! 1637 01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:48,320 你没听到人家说两位请随便 1638 01:19:48,355 --> 01:19:49,617 没你的份呀 1639 01:19:49,656 --> 01:19:50,816 你怎么那么随便? 1640 01:19:51,692 --> 01:19:52,784 臭死呀! 1641 01:19:52,826 --> 01:19:54,885 妈,等一下我们怎么跟人家谈判呀? 1642 01:19:55,028 --> 01:19:56,495 数说他们罪状! 1643 01:19:56,630 --> 01:19:59,326 人家要是认错了,我们又要怎么样? 1644 01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:01,434 那就可以要求呀 1645 01:20:01,568 --> 01:20:04,298 要他们赔我们两栋房子给我们就好了 1646 01:20:04,338 --> 01:20:06,898 不好，还是要三百万港币好了 1647 01:20:07,774 --> 01:20:10,402 笨死了,告诉你呀大陆鸡 1648 01:20:10,444 --> 01:20:13,004 这些大富翁出手很大方的 1649 01:20:13,113 --> 01:20:15,673 光包个女明星就一千万美金 1650 01:20:17,184 --> 01:20:18,412 我要尿尿! 1651 01:20:18,752 --> 01:20:21,380 记得，等一下尿完了要把手洗干净 1652 01:20:21,421 --> 01:20:25,357 然后一脚把尿斗踢破,这样才够厉害 1653 01:20:25,459 --> 01:20:26,653 去! 1654 01:20:42,441 --> 01:20:45,069 周先生,来,请坐… 1655 01:20:47,914 --> 01:20:50,109 威妮，我跟周先生有点事情要谈一谈 1656 01:20:50,216 --> 01:20:51,376 不想让人家知道 1657 01:20:51,517 --> 01:20:52,449 千万要记住啊 1658 01:20:52,919 --> 01:20:54,079 出去吧! 1659 01:20:56,354 --> 01:20:58,083 这几天你坐这个位子,坐得过瘾吧? 1660 01:20:58,223 --> 01:20:59,315 也没什么啦! 1661 01:21:01,992 --> 01:21:04,426 大屿山渡假村那件事办得怎么样了? 1662 01:21:04,562 --> 01:21:07,258 你不是找人把那对母女赶出去了吗? 1663 01:21:08,299 --> 01:21:09,288 都被捉了 1664 01:21:09,733 --> 01:21:12,133 还好我说是龙家俊叫人去的 1665 01:21:12,202 --> 01:21:13,100 现在怎么办呢? 1666 01:21:13,203 --> 01:21:15,603 什么怎么办?现在是你作主 1667 01:21:15,806 --> 01:21:17,706 如果龙家俊再不出现 1668 01:21:17,741 --> 01:21:19,971 你就把那块地也卖给我一齐发展好了 1669 01:21:20,077 --> 01:21:20,975 他不答应呀 1670 01:21:21,111 --> 01:21:23,375 而且他在美国请了个助理总经理 1671 01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:25,744 叫朱…..朱志强的回来 1672 01:21:25,849 --> 01:21:27,111 我不能完全作主呀 1673 01:21:27,184 --> 01:21:29,345 要是卖了，他不肯也不行呀 1674 01:21:29,987 --> 01:21:32,717 要是被他知道，他会打我几巴掌的 1675 01:21:38,062 --> 01:21:39,427 有两千万在手 1676 01:21:39,597 --> 01:21:41,656 多捱几把掌也不会觉得痛了 1677 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:43,732 不行呀! 1678 01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:53,473 真是的… 1679 01:21:54,477 --> 01:21:56,001 好吧，那我们一言为定了 1680 01:22:19,034 --> 01:22:20,695 妈,你在看什么? 1681 01:22:20,802 --> 01:22:21,666 文件怎么样? 1682 01:22:21,803 --> 01:22:22,667 你什么时候要? 1683 01:22:22,804 --> 01:22:24,135 现在就要，马上拿来 是! 1684 01:22:24,272 --> 01:22:26,103 没有!… 1685 01:22:27,743 --> 01:22:29,870 你…来! 我? 1686 01:22:32,179 --> 01:22:33,737 我们在这里等那一个 1687 01:22:33,881 --> 01:22:35,610 可以作主跟我们谈判的人 1688 01:22:35,783 --> 01:22:37,444 为什么到现在都没有人来跟我谈呢? 1689 01:22:38,653 --> 01:22:39,711 你是什么人呀? 1690 01:22:42,323 --> 01:22:45,224 又是你呀?最近有没有去挑衣服呀? 1691 01:22:47,528 --> 01:22:50,292 挑什么衣服,我可是来谈龙家俊的事 1692 01:22:50,398 --> 01:22:51,729 快找人来跟我们谈 1693 01:22:51,832 --> 01:22:52,890 是表哥呀! 1694 01:22:53,067 --> 01:22:55,001 谈阿俊的事,跟我谈就行了 1695 01:22:55,169 --> 01:22:56,033 你是他什么人? 1696 01:22:56,170 --> 01:22:57,831 我是他…老妈! 1697 01:22:59,573 --> 01:23:02,098 进来!… 进来! 1698 01:23:05,813 --> 01:23:09,044 你们想怎么样尽管开口，我都无所谓 1699 01:23:12,218 --> 01:23:14,516 两栋洋房，一千万美金 1700 01:23:16,922 --> 01:23:18,947 就是这些，行… 1701 01:23:19,058 --> 01:23:20,685 只要不为难我阿俊就行了 1702 01:23:20,759 --> 01:23:21,555 是呀! 1703 01:23:22,061 --> 01:23:23,426 你不再考虑看看 1704 01:23:24,530 --> 01:23:25,963 你立刻把他放回来吧 1705 01:23:27,433 --> 01:23:28,559 放什么人? 表哥! 1706 01:23:28,934 --> 01:23:30,595 怎么你们没有绑架我阿俊呀? 1707 01:23:30,736 --> 01:23:31,498 是呀!… 1708 01:23:31,537 --> 01:23:32,868 看到鬼呀! 1709 01:23:33,038 --> 01:23:36,269 不要拉了…我自己会走!放手呀… 1710 01:23:36,975 --> 01:23:38,943 不要让我在大屿山见到你们呀 1711 01:23:39,044 --> 01:23:40,909 我一定叫你们有鸡无人，有人无鸡呀 1712 01:23:40,946 --> 01:23:42,777 妈,不要再跟他们吵了 1713 01:23:42,815 --> 01:23:44,680 这些王八蛋太过份了 1714 01:23:44,783 --> 01:23:45,807 大陆鸡不见了? 1715 01:23:45,918 --> 01:23:46,680 丢了? 1716 01:23:48,787 --> 01:23:49,754 大陆鸡! 1717 01:23:50,989 --> 01:23:52,081 会不会在上面? 1718 01:23:52,491 --> 01:23:53,617 大陆鸡! 1719 01:24:23,754 --> 01:24:25,449 还在等他呀? 1720 01:24:26,723 --> 01:24:29,089 他要回来自然就回来了 1721 01:24:29,726 --> 01:24:32,024 他要走也没人留得住呀! 1722 01:24:33,129 --> 01:24:35,791 他不会一句话都不说就离开我们 1723 01:24:37,666 --> 01:24:39,634 女儿，你咿咿哦哦了? 1724 01:24:40,469 --> 01:24:41,697 什么咿咿哦哦? 1725 01:24:43,405 --> 01:24:44,372 思春! 1726 01:24:45,341 --> 01:24:47,309 妈,你不要说那么难听 1727 01:24:47,510 --> 01:24:48,875 我知道你喜欢大陆鸡! 1728 01:24:49,011 --> 01:24:50,444 你不必说，我知道你是! 1729 01:24:51,981 --> 01:24:53,312 你现在心里乱糟糟 1730 01:24:53,349 --> 01:24:54,475 你不必说我知道你是 1731 01:24:56,285 --> 01:24:57,343 你有没有被他亲过? 1732 01:24:57,486 --> 01:24:58,953 你不必说我知道你有 1733 01:24:59,054 --> 01:25:01,022 你… 你不必再说了 1734 01:25:01,056 --> 01:25:02,614 我已经知道你想问什么了? 1735 01:25:03,958 --> 01:25:05,050 我问什么? 1736 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:05,854 我何必说呢? 1737 01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:07,393 你都已经知道了,对不对? 1738 01:25:08,296 --> 01:25:09,729 你好聪明啊! 1739 01:25:11,332 --> 01:25:13,800 妈,我是不是很笨? 1740 01:25:16,136 --> 01:25:18,195 也没有什么笨不笨的 1741 01:25:19,339 --> 01:25:21,864 女人运气好,一辈子就笨一次 1742 01:25:21,975 --> 01:25:23,374 运气不好就笨几次 1743 01:25:23,544 --> 01:25:25,136 注定要笨给男人的 1744 01:25:25,312 --> 01:25:26,370 就拿我来说 1745 01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:29,313 我从小就精明过人，也要笨两次 1746 01:25:29,550 --> 01:25:32,110 一次是老爸,一次是初恋情人? 1747 01:25:33,287 --> 01:25:35,482 老实告诉你,没你老爸的份 1748 01:25:35,989 --> 01:25:36,921 是你老爸笨给我的 1749 01:25:36,990 --> 01:25:37,854 真的呀! 1750 01:25:38,525 --> 01:25:42,484 妈,那你不反对我跟大陆鸡来往了 1751 01:25:42,563 --> 01:25:43,587 是不是? 1752 01:25:43,730 --> 01:25:46,995 这个嘛,有些女人以为嫁了好丈夫 1753 01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:48,692 白头偕老啦! 1754 01:25:48,869 --> 01:25:50,860 谁知道老公像块木头 1755 01:25:51,038 --> 01:25:53,632 开不开心她自己心里明白 1756 01:25:53,707 --> 01:25:55,197 女人笨不怕 1757 01:25:55,275 --> 01:25:57,869 最重要的要笨给自己喜欢的 1758 01:25:57,911 --> 01:25:59,105 自己开心的 1759 01:25:59,146 --> 01:26:00,306 你明白吗? 1760 01:26:01,347 --> 01:26:02,507 明白了! 1761 01:26:03,449 --> 01:26:04,381 妈,你真好! 1762 01:26:04,517 --> 01:26:05,779 傻丫头! 1763 01:26:08,353 --> 01:26:09,684 临检! 1764 01:26:10,922 --> 01:26:12,014 你不是省港旗兵呀? 1765 01:26:12,190 --> 01:26:13,452 什么省港旗兵呀? 1766 01:26:13,692 --> 01:26:14,852 大陆鸡呢? 1767 01:26:15,060 --> 01:26:16,652 他叫我回来告诉你 1768 01:26:16,795 --> 01:26:17,955 他现在在做件大买卖 1769 01:26:18,129 --> 01:26:19,391 等发了财就回来找你 1770 01:26:19,531 --> 01:26:21,556 糟了，一定是去抢劫了 1771 01:26:23,702 --> 01:26:26,193 你知道得太多了 1772 01:26:27,272 --> 01:26:28,239 她是我的妈 1773 01:26:29,074 --> 01:26:30,507 叫你妈不要说太多话 1774 01:26:31,009 --> 01:26:32,738 叫大陆鸡打电话给我 1775 01:26:32,844 --> 01:26:35,108 不行，现在警方正在监视我们 1776 01:26:35,247 --> 01:26:37,272 我们不可以随便泄露行踪 1777 01:26:37,415 --> 01:26:38,939 但是他让我告诉你 1778 01:26:39,050 --> 01:26:42,213 他一定会记得你的生日，后会有期! 1779 01:26:43,454 --> 01:26:44,785 省港旗兵哥… 1780 01:26:45,155 --> 01:26:48,249 我限你三秒钟之内忘记我现在的样子 1781 01:26:50,628 --> 01:26:52,357 这位先生，不知道这么晚了 1782 01:26:52,463 --> 01:26:53,896 是不是来我们这里散步吗? 1783 01:26:54,064 --> 01:26:55,224 趁我没改变主意之前 1784 01:26:55,366 --> 01:26:56,799 立刻回到屋里去 1785 01:26:56,934 --> 01:26:59,368 好,我走了,你慢慢散步呀! 1786 01:27:06,977 --> 01:27:08,808 怎么回事?大哥,这里这么黑呀! 1787 01:27:08,913 --> 01:27:10,505 连路灯都没有呀! 1788 01:27:10,681 --> 01:27:12,478 大哥，我最怕黑了 1789 01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:15,450 不要吓我，我只是路过这里 1790 01:27:15,552 --> 01:27:18,077 大哥，不要吓我,不关我的事 1791 01:27:22,090 --> 01:27:24,058 大少爷回来了，大少爷回来了! 1792 01:27:24,159 --> 01:27:26,024 太太，大少爷回来了! 1793 01:27:27,963 --> 01:27:30,329 阿俊回来了,在哪里呀?阿俊! 1794 01:27:30,432 --> 01:27:31,524 小心点,姨妈! 1795 01:27:31,633 --> 01:27:32,565 妈! 1796 01:27:34,069 --> 01:27:36,003 你让妈想死了，儿子! 表哥! 1797 01:27:36,104 --> 01:27:37,731 这几天上哪儿去了? 1798 01:27:37,906 --> 01:27:39,669 没有了,我去一个很开心的地方 1799 01:27:39,708 --> 01:27:40,640 渡了几天假 1800 01:27:41,276 --> 01:27:42,971 对不起!表哥! 1801 01:27:43,278 --> 01:27:44,643 表弟! 1802 01:27:47,181 --> 01:27:49,274 对了，听说你出卖了公司 1803 01:27:49,684 --> 01:27:50,912 不是，不是…我说错了! 1804 01:27:51,018 --> 01:27:52,883 你卖出了公司几个方案是吗? 1805 01:27:53,020 --> 01:27:53,952 是!… 1806 01:27:54,055 --> 01:27:54,987 对了! 1807 01:27:55,022 --> 01:27:57,320 我想知道大屿山那块地究竟怎么样? 1808 01:27:57,658 --> 01:27:59,751 还有!周大鹏那块地是不是想卖啦? 1809 01:27:59,860 --> 01:28:00,792 不是! 1810 01:28:00,928 --> 01:28:03,055 周大鹏他想开一个慈善拍卖晚会 1811 01:28:03,197 --> 01:28:05,358 叫我们拿一块地出来一起拍卖 1812 01:28:05,466 --> 01:28:06,455 价高者得 1813 01:28:06,634 --> 01:28:08,431 他会那么好? 是呀! 1814 01:28:08,569 --> 01:28:10,298 这样吧,你拿主意好了! 好! 1815 01:28:11,005 --> 01:28:11,903 过来!过来! 1816 01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:16,105 儿子,儿子!乖,以后别再吓妈了 1817 01:28:16,177 --> 01:28:18,145 我不逼你跟黛娜在一块 1818 01:28:18,245 --> 01:28:19,974 由你自己去选择女孩子 1819 01:28:20,014 --> 01:28:22,141 妈,你放心好了!我不会叫你失望的 1820 01:28:22,383 --> 01:28:23,577 有什么吃的? 1821 01:28:23,617 --> 01:28:25,107 有燕窝呀!来! 太好了! 1822 01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:30,588 哗!妈!上百枝玫瑰嗳! 1823 01:28:30,789 --> 01:28:33,587 真的呀,谁花这么多钱追你? 1824 01:28:33,625 --> 01:28:34,489 不知道! 1825 01:28:34,660 --> 01:28:36,218 这里有封信! 1826 01:28:36,495 --> 01:28:38,156 来,我帮你拿，你看看! 1827 01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:41,058 月光：我是大陆鸡 1828 01:28:41,233 --> 01:28:42,393 我记得你的生日 1829 01:28:42,567 --> 01:28:43,295 但是今天晚上 1830 01:28:43,335 --> 01:28:44,893 我去一个名媛慈善拍卖晚会 1831 01:28:45,036 --> 01:28:46,230 好好地大干一票 1832 01:28:46,404 --> 01:28:47,735 我会帮你教训那个龙家俊 1833 01:28:47,873 --> 01:28:48,999 不成功就不回来! 1834 01:28:50,041 --> 01:28:51,133 糟糕了,妈! 1835 01:28:51,209 --> 01:28:52,073 我知道! 1836 01:28:52,110 --> 01:28:53,270 你不识字怎么知道呀? 1837 01:28:53,378 --> 01:28:54,868 我看你的样子就知道糟糕了! 1838 01:28:55,146 --> 01:28:56,943 今天晚上他要去对付龙家俊! 1839 01:28:57,082 --> 01:28:58,242 那真的糟透了! 1840 01:28:58,383 --> 01:28:59,680 我要去找省港旗兵 1841 01:28:59,885 --> 01:29:02,353 什么?你们要去晚会阻止他? 1842 01:29:03,455 --> 01:29:04,854 搞定，搞定呀! 1843 01:29:05,457 --> 01:29:06,924 啊!还要帮你们找礼服呀! 1844 01:29:09,761 --> 01:29:10,659 漂亮吧? 1845 01:29:11,730 --> 01:29:13,322 进去试试! 好漂亮啊! 1846 01:29:15,733 --> 01:29:16,757 女儿呀! 1847 01:29:17,001 --> 01:29:20,061 你放在我床头的这张六合彩全餐 1848 01:29:20,170 --> 01:29:21,194 是不是真的? 1849 01:29:21,405 --> 01:29:23,236 是大陆鸡在玛丽的生日舞会上 1850 01:29:23,340 --> 01:29:24,238 送给我的! 1851 01:29:24,375 --> 01:29:25,501 那当然不是真的了 1852 01:29:25,676 --> 01:29:28,577 我也不知道! 大陆鸡!讨人厌! 1853 01:29:30,180 --> 01:29:31,340 有没有我的衣服呀? 1854 01:29:31,382 --> 01:29:32,713 有,有…等一下! 1855 01:29:35,319 --> 01:29:37,310 你要干什么了，是我的! 1856 01:29:37,588 --> 01:29:41,524 你啦?你想要是吗?假的啦! 1857 01:29:44,328 --> 01:29:46,956 怎么能跳那么远,想钱想疯了! 1858 01:29:53,237 --> 01:29:54,636 大卫 你好 1859 01:29:56,672 --> 01:29:58,264 周先生,你这么有把握 1860 01:29:58,374 --> 01:30:00,171 拿那块地出来跟龙家俊的地一起拍卖 1861 01:30:00,276 --> 01:30:01,504 要是他出价比你高怎么办? 1862 01:30:01,644 --> 01:30:04,738 你不是没看见过龙家俊买地有多差劲 1863 01:30:04,914 --> 01:30:07,474 毫无技巧可言，上次不就输给我们了 1864 01:30:10,385 --> 01:30:11,977 这个拍卖官是我的老朋友 1865 01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:13,144 我跟他说好了 1866 01:30:13,255 --> 01:30:14,449 今天晚上敲锤要快一点 1867 01:30:14,590 --> 01:30:16,683 龙家俊来不及出价，地就是我的啦! 1868 01:30:17,259 --> 01:30:18,487 真是老奸巨猾! 1869 01:30:18,594 --> 01:30:21,358 不…老谋深算!老谋深算! 1870 01:30:23,064 --> 01:30:24,031 姨妈! 1871 01:30:24,299 --> 01:30:25,527 你看这衣服好看吗? 1872 01:30:26,668 --> 01:30:27,862 是茱蒂捐的! 1873 01:30:28,002 --> 01:30:30,994 是吗?好看!非常好看! 1874 01:30:31,172 --> 01:30:33,663 这衣服我等一下要穿上台要拍卖的 1875 01:30:33,808 --> 01:30:35,275 我准备不脱下来了 1876 01:30:35,477 --> 01:30:38,378 哥,等一下你一定要出高价买下来! 1877 01:30:38,413 --> 01:30:40,278 要不然,我就Your mother's gone了 1878 01:30:40,582 --> 01:30:41,378 知道了! 1879 01:30:47,121 --> 01:30:48,349 你这个样子 1880 01:30:48,388 --> 01:30:50,219 人家一看就知道你很奸诈 1881 01:30:50,290 --> 01:30:51,882 上流社会的人都很奸诈 1882 01:30:52,092 --> 01:30:54,219 是呀，人家是奸在心里面 1883 01:30:54,261 --> 01:30:55,990 那像你,奸在肚子上 1884 01:30:56,029 --> 01:30:57,360 那要怎么奸法? 1885 01:30:57,564 --> 01:31:00,727 你要外表带着笑,内心却很奸 1886 01:31:00,868 --> 01:31:04,668 外表笑,内心奸,奸…奸他呀 1887 01:31:05,672 --> 01:31:07,139 大陆鸡什么时候会出现? 1888 01:31:07,341 --> 01:31:08,365 我怎么知道? 1889 01:31:08,509 --> 01:31:10,136 不要噜苏了,赶快分头找! 1890 01:31:10,177 --> 01:31:11,144 好! 1891 01:31:14,547 --> 01:31:15,809 你到那边找! 1892 01:31:15,848 --> 01:31:16,940 你跟我过来! 1893 01:31:29,728 --> 01:31:33,892 小姐，对不起，请问你是不是柳丁? 1894 01:31:52,584 --> 01:31:54,245 我就是柳丁了 1895 01:31:56,353 --> 01:31:59,789 我相信我一定不会认错人,你是柳丁 1896 01:32:00,224 --> 01:32:02,249 我是朱志强,蕃茄呀! 1897 01:32:02,493 --> 01:32:03,585 我记得! 1898 01:32:04,261 --> 01:32:07,594 你好吗?你太太呢? 1899 01:32:07,631 --> 01:32:09,792 我在美国离婚十年了,你呢? 1900 01:32:10,701 --> 01:32:12,225 我老公也去世好久了 1901 01:32:12,703 --> 01:32:13,670 对不起! 1902 01:32:13,804 --> 01:32:14,828 没有关系了 1903 01:32:15,873 --> 01:32:17,033 你一个人来? 1904 01:32:17,174 --> 01:32:18,368 没有，我跟我的女儿 1905 01:32:18,509 --> 01:32:20,272 不…跟我的妹妹来… 1906 01:32:20,377 --> 01:32:22,902 我妹妹的朋友的…表妹… 1907 01:32:24,914 --> 01:32:25,812 你在说什么? 1908 01:32:26,816 --> 01:32:28,807 我们到上面去喝一杯叙叙旧好吧! 1909 01:32:30,386 --> 01:32:32,854 上面是饭店嗳，太快了吧! 1910 01:32:33,056 --> 01:32:34,683 我是说到上面的酒吧! 1911 01:32:34,891 --> 01:32:39,726 好啦!你先上去,我…我马上来了 1912 01:32:39,996 --> 01:32:40,985 我等你 1913 01:33:08,122 --> 01:33:10,818 怎么又是你呀，小心点可别乱闯呀! 1914 01:33:10,958 --> 01:33:12,585 不然又被保安人员给赶出去啦 1915 01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:15,128 黛娜，这衣服很配你 1916 01:33:15,196 --> 01:33:16,254 今天你抢尽锋头了 1917 01:33:16,364 --> 01:33:17,991 是吗?我好喜欢这件衣服嗳 1918 01:33:19,033 --> 01:33:20,523 这甜点好好吃 夹她! 1919 01:33:21,235 --> 01:33:22,862 夹她!真的很好吃! 1920 01:33:23,571 --> 01:33:25,402 夹她…夹死她呀… 1921 01:33:25,673 --> 01:33:26,662 走吧! 夹她!… 1922 01:33:26,707 --> 01:33:28,004 女儿! 1923 01:33:29,710 --> 01:33:31,735 妈!怎么你在这里呀? 1924 01:33:38,685 --> 01:33:39,879 这件龙虾新装 1925 01:33:39,986 --> 01:33:42,011 你以为每个人都可以穿的呀! 1926 01:33:42,122 --> 01:33:43,089 那当然啦! 1927 01:33:43,356 --> 01:33:44,687 是意大利名师 1928 01:33:44,858 --> 01:33:48,123 Sit down please帮我设计的 1929 01:33:48,228 --> 01:33:49,252 知道吗? 1930 01:33:56,636 --> 01:33:57,898 是不是很痛? 1931 01:33:58,071 --> 01:34:01,734 是心痛呀，十几年都没用的东西 1932 01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:04,638 现在有机会要用了 1933 01:34:04,777 --> 01:34:06,904 就被你的龙虾夹到了 1934 01:34:07,012 --> 01:34:08,377 叫我怎么拿出来见人! 1935 01:34:09,214 --> 01:34:10,146 拿出来见人? 1936 01:34:11,717 --> 01:34:13,446 我看到我初恋情人了 1937 01:34:14,720 --> 01:34:15,687 妈 1938 01:34:15,821 --> 01:34:18,551 就是你常常擦那张照片里的朱叔叔? 1939 01:34:18,757 --> 01:34:20,349 我不告诉你,不告诉你! 1940 01:34:20,526 --> 01:34:22,721 你咿咿哦哦一定是思春了 1941 01:34:23,495 --> 01:34:25,190 什么事?干什么? 1942 01:34:25,331 --> 01:34:26,320 开始啦! 1943 01:34:26,565 --> 01:34:27,554 各位来宾： 1944 01:34:27,766 --> 01:34:31,293 名媛慈善拍卖晚会现在正式开始 1945 01:34:32,470 --> 01:34:34,131 首先，要拍卖的 1946 01:34:34,305 --> 01:34:36,739 就是由茱蒂服饰店的茱蒂马小姐 1947 01:34:36,774 --> 01:34:37,900 捐赠的时装 1948 01:34:38,142 --> 01:34:40,872 底价是一万,由巩黛娜小姐示范 1949 01:34:40,945 --> 01:34:41,934 巩小姐! 1950 01:34:47,151 --> 01:34:48,550 就是这个大傻瓜! 1951 01:34:50,388 --> 01:34:51,514 一万一! 1952 01:34:52,857 --> 01:34:54,324 一万五! 妈! 1953 01:34:55,492 --> 01:34:56,618 就算找不到大陆鸡 1954 01:34:56,727 --> 01:34:58,058 也要搞乱这个舞会 1955 01:34:58,395 --> 01:35:00,454 不能让那个龙家俊这么嚣张 1956 01:35:00,564 --> 01:35:01,656 一万六! 1957 01:35:02,799 --> 01:35:03,629 一万七! 1958 01:35:05,102 --> 01:35:06,000 二万! 1959 01:35:06,803 --> 01:35:07,895 给他，给他! 1960 01:35:09,773 --> 01:35:10,899 你… 1961 01:35:12,075 --> 01:35:14,805 二万第一次,二万第二次 1962 01:35:15,512 --> 01:35:16,501 二万一! 1963 01:35:18,547 --> 01:35:19,343 三万! 1964 01:35:20,082 --> 01:35:21,140 三万第一次! 1965 01:35:22,084 --> 01:35:22,982 快点 1966 01:35:23,386 --> 01:35:24,410 三万第二次! 1967 01:35:27,490 --> 01:35:28,650 三万第三次! 1968 01:35:28,691 --> 01:35:30,249 妈,这虾变独臂虾了! 1969 01:35:32,161 --> 01:35:33,059 成交! 1970 01:35:33,129 --> 01:35:35,097 这件衣服是属于下面那位小姐的 1971 01:35:45,508 --> 01:35:46,634 这么没品! 1972 01:35:53,548 --> 01:35:55,413 你只不过是公司的低级职员而已! 1973 01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:57,581 根本没有资格跟我开价这件衣服 1974 01:35:57,719 --> 01:35:59,016 更没有资格到这种地方来! 1975 01:35:59,187 --> 01:36:00,586 你的邀请卡呢? 1976 01:36:03,123 --> 01:36:05,523 两位小姐是我邀请来的，有什么事吗 1977 01:36:06,827 --> 01:36:08,454 原来是美国总公司 1978 01:36:08,595 --> 01:36:09,926 朱总经理请的客人呀! 1979 01:36:10,130 --> 01:36:11,620 没事，没事… 1980 01:36:12,433 --> 01:36:14,765 蕃茄呀,我买了这件衣服给我女儿 1981 01:36:14,868 --> 01:36:16,529 三万块钱，你说值不值得呀? 1982 01:36:17,971 --> 01:36:21,463 值得，你的也不错! 真的? 1983 01:36:21,508 --> 01:36:22,975 等一下,我拿张支票上去! 1984 01:36:23,010 --> 01:36:23,840 好呀! 1985 01:36:23,877 --> 01:36:26,038 对不起,要你把衣服脱下来! 1986 01:36:26,213 --> 01:36:27,237 不过，如果你喜欢的话 1987 01:36:27,414 --> 01:36:28,381 可以再多穿一下 1988 01:36:29,450 --> 01:36:30,474 Your mother's gone! 1989 01:36:31,218 --> 01:36:32,742 小妹，你怎么说脏话呀你? 1990 01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:34,114 His grandmother! 1991 01:36:34,321 --> 01:36:35,310 Mixegg! 1992 01:36:41,627 --> 01:36:45,188 各位，现在是今晚节目的高潮 1993 01:36:45,398 --> 01:36:48,526 要拍卖的呢是由小弟跟龙家俊先生 1994 01:36:48,734 --> 01:36:50,395 两个人一起捐出来 1995 01:36:50,603 --> 01:36:53,401 在大屿山一片两块相连的地皮 1996 01:36:53,573 --> 01:36:55,803 而拍卖所得的十分之一 1997 01:36:55,842 --> 01:36:57,173 将捐作慈善用途 1998 01:36:57,243 --> 01:36:59,302 现在，请龙家俊先生! 1999 01:37:09,187 --> 01:37:11,655 女儿，那个不是大陆鸡吗? 2000 01:37:12,457 --> 01:37:13,719 难道大陆鸡是龙家俊? 2001 01:37:15,026 --> 01:37:15,856 惨了! 2002 01:37:16,628 --> 01:37:18,186 龙先生,好! 2003 01:37:18,430 --> 01:37:19,658 龙先生,好! 2004 01:37:27,271 --> 01:37:29,796 贤侄，这样拍卖真是太好了 2005 01:37:30,007 --> 01:37:31,531 看看是你来发展还是我来发展 2006 01:37:32,076 --> 01:37:33,100 坐! 2007 01:37:38,249 --> 01:37:40,649 现在两块地皮的底价是四亿五千万! 2008 01:37:41,018 --> 01:37:42,110 五亿! 2009 01:37:44,989 --> 01:37:46,354 五亿一千万! 2010 01:37:46,390 --> 01:37:48,153 贤侄，太辣了吧! 2011 01:37:49,693 --> 01:37:51,388 古巴货比较适合我了 2012 01:37:51,495 --> 01:37:52,792 五亿三千万 2013 01:37:54,365 --> 01:37:55,354 五亿四千万 2014 01:37:56,700 --> 01:37:58,361 太刺激了，太刺激了 2015 01:38:01,171 --> 01:38:02,001 全掉了! 2016 01:38:02,139 --> 01:38:04,869 掉了是吗?我帮你预备了另外一瓶 2017 01:38:06,043 --> 01:38:07,510 五亿七千万! 2018 01:38:08,512 --> 01:38:09,444 五亿七千万! 2019 01:38:12,316 --> 01:38:13,783 五亿七千万第一次! 2020 01:38:14,618 --> 01:38:15,585 六亿! 2021 01:38:16,020 --> 01:38:16,782 六亿! 2022 01:38:17,721 --> 01:38:18,710 六亿第一次! 2023 01:38:22,090 --> 01:38:23,284 我的心好痛呀! 2024 01:38:25,494 --> 01:38:26,290 六亿第二次! 2025 01:38:26,361 --> 01:38:28,591 我的心好痛,贤侄，受不了 2026 01:38:28,697 --> 01:38:29,755 心好痛呀… 2027 01:38:29,998 --> 01:38:31,192 六亿一千万! 2028 01:38:33,135 --> 01:38:34,625 朱总经理! 2029 01:38:35,337 --> 01:38:36,929 是龙先生授权我代他出价的 2030 01:38:38,941 --> 01:38:40,203 六亿一千万第一次 2031 01:38:40,509 --> 01:38:42,977 六亿… 你再喊下去我就毒哑你 2032 01:38:47,048 --> 01:38:48,982 你没事吧?你的心脏有事吗? 六亿一千万第二次 2033 01:38:49,083 --> 01:38:50,948 我帮你,我帮你! 2034 01:38:50,985 --> 01:38:52,976 是不是这里呀?是不是这里呀? 2035 01:38:53,020 --> 01:38:55,079 好痛呀,好痛呀! 2036 01:38:55,122 --> 01:38:58,649 六…六…六… 2037 01:38:58,759 --> 01:39:00,954 六亿一千万第三次!成交! 2038 01:39:01,829 --> 01:39:05,060 好了，不要打了… 2039 01:39:06,700 --> 01:39:07,632 没事了? 2040 01:39:08,134 --> 01:39:09,101 没事最好了 2041 01:39:09,202 --> 01:39:10,726 没事!… 2042 01:39:10,804 --> 01:39:11,896 没事就坐下来呀! 2043 01:39:13,072 --> 01:39:14,369 龙先生,恭喜你! 2044 01:39:14,907 --> 01:39:16,704 恭喜你标到大屿山的地皮 谢谢你! 2045 01:39:16,843 --> 01:39:17,673 可以发展成渡假村 2046 01:39:17,710 --> 01:39:18,904 谢谢你! 表弟! 2047 01:39:20,346 --> 01:39:21,973 恭喜呀… 2048 01:39:22,281 --> 01:39:23,771 麻烦你了 不客气! 2049 01:39:23,816 --> 01:39:25,647 这位朱先生特地回来代替你的! 2050 01:39:25,818 --> 01:39:27,547 我准备调你去新几内亚 2051 01:39:28,154 --> 01:39:29,212 新几内亚在哪里呀? 2052 01:39:29,422 --> 01:39:30,548 有什么特色? 2053 01:39:30,590 --> 01:39:32,558 新几内亚的特色就是最多吃人族 2054 01:39:32,592 --> 01:39:33,718 正适合你 2055 01:39:36,996 --> 01:39:38,156 十一姑! 2056 01:39:39,264 --> 01:39:40,856 你是大陆鸡还是龙家俊? 2057 01:39:40,966 --> 01:39:42,058 两个都是! 2058 01:39:42,334 --> 01:39:44,029 今天晚上幸好有你那招 2059 01:39:44,169 --> 01:39:45,830 才能摆平一切! 2060 01:39:47,305 --> 01:39:48,237 对了! 2061 01:39:48,339 --> 01:39:50,933 那些坏人不是我指使他们去做的 2062 01:39:51,109 --> 01:39:51,803 真的? 2063 01:39:52,477 --> 01:39:54,240 我想跟你谈谈卖杂货店的事情 2064 01:39:54,412 --> 01:39:55,777 又来这一套 2065 01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:57,939 如果你肯把杂货店卖给我 2066 01:39:58,082 --> 01:39:59,572 而不挡住我们渡假村的风景 2067 01:39:59,751 --> 01:40:01,810 我就把新渡假村里的超级市场送给你 2068 01:40:01,986 --> 01:40:03,851 真的? 还给你本钱做生意 2069 01:40:03,988 --> 01:40:05,353 真的吗? 你考虑一下! 2070 01:40:05,523 --> 01:40:06,888 你是龙家俊 2071 01:40:08,058 --> 01:40:10,492 那你买给我女儿那六合彩是真的罗? 2072 01:40:10,661 --> 01:40:11,719 是呀! 2073 01:40:13,530 --> 01:40:15,088 别紧张,别紧张… 2074 01:40:15,198 --> 01:40:16,460 那六合彩我帮你捡起来了 2075 01:40:16,667 --> 01:40:17,895 谢谢了,谢谢了! 2076 01:40:18,035 --> 01:40:19,696 还帮你把钱领了 好呀，好呀! 2077 01:40:19,736 --> 01:40:20,828 不过全花光了 2078 01:40:21,705 --> 01:40:23,172 昏倒了! 妈!妈! 2079 01:40:23,273 --> 01:40:24,968 大庭广众很难看,快醒一醒… 2080 01:40:25,308 --> 01:40:28,004 龙先生,舞会现在开始 2081 01:40:28,078 --> 01:40:29,807 周先生去擦跌打药酒了 2082 01:40:29,880 --> 01:40:31,472 你是主人，应该跳第一只舞! 2083 01:40:33,984 --> 01:40:35,042 好! 2084 01:40:37,287 --> 01:40:38,345 来!扶她过去坐一下 2085 01:40:40,089 --> 01:40:41,113 各位嘉宾 2086 01:40:41,590 --> 01:40:42,921 今天晚上这个舞会 2087 01:40:43,025 --> 01:40:44,390 对我来说是非常有意义 2088 01:40:45,294 --> 01:40:47,455 所以请来陪我跳第一只舞的 2089 01:40:47,530 --> 01:40:48,656 是在我生命中 2090 01:40:48,698 --> 01:40:50,222 占有非常重要地位的女士 2091 01:40:51,634 --> 01:40:54,626 没有她,我今天晚上不会在这里 2092 01:40:55,337 --> 01:40:56,668 现在我就要请她 2093 01:40:56,772 --> 01:40:58,364 陪我跳今晚的第一只舞 2094 01:41:25,867 --> 01:41:26,765 妈! 2095 01:41:47,821 --> 01:41:49,413 哪个王八蛋丢我? 2096 01:41:56,863 --> 01:41:59,388 没人请你跳舞，我请你跳! 2097 01:42:02,001 --> 01:42:03,491 为什么今晚每人都打我? 2098 01:43:18,675 --> 01:43:19,903 电也停了 2099 01:43:20,610 --> 01:43:23,477 这个生日真是过得暗淡无光 2100 01:43:44,032 --> 01:43:46,057 就这样过完生日了 2101 01:43:55,076 --> 01:43:56,441 是你呀? 是! 2102 01:43:56,544 --> 01:43:57,272 你来干嘛? 2103 01:43:57,311 --> 01:43:59,108 大少爷叫我送个蛋糕来给你 2104 01:43:59,280 --> 01:44:00,872 他什么都骗我 2105 01:44:01,048 --> 01:44:02,447 干脆连这次也骗我好了 2106 01:44:02,683 --> 01:44:04,412 他根本就不记得我生日 2107 01:44:04,585 --> 01:44:05,347 怎么会呢? 2108 01:44:05,519 --> 01:44:07,180 不要说这么多了,就快十二点了 2109 01:44:07,221 --> 01:44:08,415 快点许个愿,吹蜡烛! 2110 01:44:08,522 --> 01:44:09,614 要不然不吉利的,来! 2111 01:44:10,958 --> 01:44:12,016 来呀! 2112 01:44:21,234 --> 01:44:22,394 你看看! 2113 01:44:37,416 --> 01:44:41,682 “我像夜里迷途一片云” 2114 01:44:42,721 --> 01:44:48,717 “云上你飞驰 如共舞于天空” 2115 01:44:48,861 --> 01:44:51,591 还不过去，去呀! 2116 01:44:54,967 --> 01:44:56,696 迷惑我的你 2117 01:44:57,202 --> 01:45:01,138 已紧紧坠入我心 2118 01:45:07,278 --> 01:45:09,712 “梦变真 幻变真” 2119 01:45:09,847 --> 01:45:12,907 “涌起了好多疑问” 2120 01:45:13,785 --> 01:45:18,415 “但始终不变与你相恋到来生” 2121 01:45:18,923 --> 01:45:21,357 “用最真 换最真” 2122 01:45:22,226 --> 01:45:24,057 我说过不会忘记你的生日 2123 01:45:24,295 --> 01:45:25,557 送给你的! 2124 01:45:30,034 --> 01:45:30,796 谢谢! 2125 01:45:31,669 --> 01:45:32,727 对了，我妈呢? 2126 01:45:34,539 --> 01:45:35,506 在那边! 2127 01:45:37,841 --> 01:45:42,244 “与你踏上情迷的旅程” 2128 01:45:43,947 --> 01:45:49,317 “飘入你心中 仿佛有人共赏” 2129 01:45:49,886 --> 01:45:54,050 “你擦亮我彷徨的眼神” 2130 01:45:59,562 --> 01:46:00,688 我有份礼物要送给你 2131 01:46:05,001 --> 01:46:05,797 就是这副眼镜 2132 01:46:06,035 --> 01:46:07,935 这副眼镜，不是已经不生产了吗? 2133 01:46:08,204 --> 01:46:09,671 龙先生找到德国那间工厂 2134 01:46:09,705 --> 01:46:10,899 请他们停工一天 2135 01:46:11,007 --> 01:46:12,531 包下了整条的生产线 2136 01:46:12,641 --> 01:46:13,938 全力做好这副眼镜 2137 01:46:14,076 --> 01:46:16,442 这副眼镜虽然谈不上价值连城 2138 01:46:16,545 --> 01:46:18,445 但是足以代表他的心意 2139 01:46:26,055 --> 01:46:26,885 谢谢! 2140 01:46:26,956 --> 01:46:27,923 不客气! 2141 01:46:44,706 --> 01:46:47,698 亲家，那次真的不好意思! 2142 01:46:47,742 --> 01:46:50,973 没关系,等一下到我家打个十二圈嘛 2143 01:46:51,513 --> 01:46:54,346 打麻将,我不太会! 2144 01:46:54,382 --> 01:46:56,441 你等下要让我一下啊! 2145 01:46:56,551 --> 01:46:57,745 别这么客气了 2146 01:47:38,524 --> 01:47:40,116 他们真的很相配! 2147 01:47:42,261 --> 01:47:43,523 那我们呢? 2148 01:47:45,163 --> 01:47:46,391 我怎么知道你? 2149 01:47:47,432 --> 01:47:49,627 如果我再离开你,我就不得好死 2150 01:47:50,669 --> 01:47:52,296 你这么说，我就毒哑你了! 2151 01:47:52,737 --> 01:47:55,297 你说毒哑我,怎么插我眼睛? 2152 01:47:59,077 --> 01:48:00,135 告诉我! 2153 01:48:00,345 --> 01:48:01,209 什么? 2154 01:48:01,246 --> 01:48:02,645 你为什么喜欢我? 2155 01:48:04,215 --> 01:48:06,046 一个很简单的原因 2156 01:48:06,618 --> 01:48:08,779 就是那一天我从屋顶跌下来的时候 2157 01:48:08,853 --> 01:48:10,081 什么都看到了 2158 01:48:10,288 --> 01:48:11,585 你…! 143456

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