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I've never seen anyone so impatient, Billy.
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As if your life depended on
getting the first copy off the presses.
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Aaah!
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'Welcome, kiddies,
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'to another edition of "creepshow".
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It's amazing that you boors and ghouls
keep coming back for more.
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You must be gluttons for punishment, eh?
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Well...
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I guess you bloodsuckers
enjoy being repulsed, eh?
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You're loyal to the Gore.
Well, that's good.
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We don't want any dead wood
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in our fraternity of fright fairs
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that just happens to be the subject
of our first nauseating novella,
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a nasty little bonecracker titled
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"old chief wood'nhead".
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J Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care
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j Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care
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j Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care
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j as long as I'm drinking
Jimmy's crack corn j
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now, you stop that grinning. You've heard
me sing that silly song a thousand times.
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Yeah, it's time for a
touch-up, my old friend.
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The sun's bleachin' out your colours again.
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Now, I'm gonna try and keep
my hands steady.
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But I ain't what I used to be.
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There.
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That ain't too bad. That
ain't too bad at all.
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We've got to keep your war paint fresh.
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A big chief without war paint
is like... is like...
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Like a storekeeper without a town
to sell his goods to.
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Martha, me and the chief been standing
on this porch for more than 30 years.
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We ain't about to move now.
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I'm not asking you to move, ray.
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I wouldn't want to move myself.
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Well, what are you asking, Martha?
What do you want me to do?
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I want you to quit, ray. Just quit.
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Quit?
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- You mean close the store.
- Yes.
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While you still have time left
to get something out of life
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instead of always putting in.
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Martha...
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This store... made it possible
for us to get married.
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This store sent the girls off to school.
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This store has given us the savings
to give to our grandchildren.
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This store, ray, at one time,
sat in the middle of a thriving young town,
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which seemed to have a future to it.
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Look at it now.
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The town of dead river is
finally living up to its name.
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It's dead, ray.
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The jobs have moved away,
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the money has moved away...
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Ray, it's been four days since you've had
a cash-paying customer.
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It's been four weeks since anyone gave you
any money on a credit account.
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If you keep
supporting these people,
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we won't have anything to leave
to the grandchildren,
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except good intentions.
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Well, there's worse things to inherit
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than good intentions, Martha.
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- Good intentions built this country.
- Good intentions tore this country down.
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They're beginning to tear you down.
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Do you think these people care about you?
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They'll take your charity until it dries up
and then they'll leave you.
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You and... that wooden Indian of yours.
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I won't dry us up, Martha.
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I promise you that.
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It's just that we took a lot of
healthy profits out of this town.
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I'd just like to give some of them
profits back in its time of need.
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Oh, there's Benjamin whitemoon.
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Hmph! In a chauffeur-driven limousine.
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Now, Martha, be nice to him.
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Oh, I'll be nice to him all right.
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Because you want me to be.
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But don't let him take too much advantage.
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You're too good to these people, ray.
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Oh, dust all over your war paint, chief.
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I should have learned by now
never to paint you on a dry day.
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Yatahey, ray spruce.
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Howdy, Benjamin.
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Yatahey, chief wood'nhead.
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The chief says yatahey.
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What can I do for you this afternoon?
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- May we go inside?
- Oh, yes. Sure, sure.
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What can I get for you, Benjamin?
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I am ashamed to stand inside this place
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while my people are so much
in your debt, ray spruce.
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There's no shame for an honest man,
Benjamin.
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Times have been tough for all of us.
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What do you need?
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Good afternoon, Martha spruce.
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Good afternoon, Benjamin.
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I have brought you this.
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What in the...? What in the world is this?
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It is the alinneh.
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These are the things
my people hold precious.
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Each family has offered
one of its most cherished treasures.
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You will keep them until
our debts are paid.
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If we cannot pay in two autumns,
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the allineh are yours forever.
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No!
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No, no. There's no way I can accept this.
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Uh, wait, Benjamin.
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W ait.
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Wait. Wait.
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W ait.
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Look.
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There's no way in hell I'm going to take
these things away from your people.
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It is a bad thing to borrow.
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It is a worse thing to beg.
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While you hold the allineh,
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we are borrowers.
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We can still have pride.
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If you give the treasure back to us,
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you make us beggars again.
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Such insult could never be forgiven.
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Good afternoon, Martha spruce.
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Goodbye, Benjamin. I mean...
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Good afternoon.
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- Keep them safe.
- I'll guard them with my life.
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Times are gonna take an upturn, Benjamin.
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I can smell prosperity in the air.
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I wish that it could be.
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Hagodnee, friend.
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Hagoonee.
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Oh, Benjamin.
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I was just scolding ray.
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I was telling him that he puts
too much trust in people,
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that they've never earned it
and they don't deserve it.
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Well, you, you and your people have
certainly proven me wrong.
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Hagoonee, chief wood'nhead.
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Oh, this is good country, Martha.
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It'll come back to life some day.
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It'll come back to life.
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I'll finish your war paint
tomorrow, chief.
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That's a promise.
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How!
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Go ahead, boys. Take what you want.
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Wait a minute.
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You... you can't just come in here...
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Shut up, white eyes. Just shut the fuck up.
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Or I'll shove something in your mouth
to keep you quiet.
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Hey, Sam. Why don't we shove this
in his mouth?
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No! Shove this in his mouth.
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Heap big!
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You're disgusting.
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Sam whitemoon, you're a disgrace
to your people.
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I said shut up, old man.
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Your uncle Benjamin was just here.
He's one of the best men I know.
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Hard to believe the same blood flows
in your veins.
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I guess you don't hear so good, shitface.
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I said shut up!
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We're just here to do a little shopping.
That's all
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we didn't get everything we needed
last time we were in.
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You asked us to leave.
Remember, old man?
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You were stealing things.
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We're stealing things now.
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Why don't you ask us to leave, pruneface?
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Yeah, why don't you
run us out of town, sheriff?
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Ask us nice. Say please.
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Pretty please, with sugar on it. Rarrr!
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- Is this all the cash you got?
- That's all.
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- Empty your pockets.
- Look, I haven't got...
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Empty your fucking pockets, asshole.
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Or I'll ask my buddy to bring me
something off the hardware shelf
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that I can use to slice off your fingers.
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Fatso.
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When we came in the back,
I saw a purse. Go get it, lady.
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Move, lady, or I'm gonna blow off
your old man's...!
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Any cute stuff back there...
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I'll pull this trigger.
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- This thing work?
- What?
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The photo machine, does it work?
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Yes.
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Look at this.
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Phooo, look at this sweetheart.
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Tell me this ain't a movie star.
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What, are you kidding?
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They gotta make me a movie star.
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Hey, as soon as they see this hair,
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they're gonna say, "Sam,
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"get over here.
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"Get in front of these cameras.
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"There's 100 million women out there,
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"just waiting to run that hair
between their legs."
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Nine years it took me
to grow this hair, man.
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I'm not just fucking around here.
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I'm going to Hollywood, man.
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This hair is gonna get me paid and laid.
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Over here, lady.
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Over here, lady.
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Now, I want you to stand right over here
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and don't move, ok?
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Give me that.
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Look at this.
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Look at this.
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Hey.
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Hey, you know that movie,
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about the guy that's got, like,
superpowers and shit because of his hair?
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Then this bitch cuts his hair off.
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And he gets weak.
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He gets like an ordinary guy.
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You know that movie?
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I'm better-looking
than the guy in that movie.
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Don't you think?
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Here, take a look.
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Take a look.
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Uh-uh! Stay right where you are, old man.
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Unless you wanna see your lady in pieces.
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Sam.
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There's no cash around here,
we got all the shit we need. Let's go.
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Not yet, rich boy.
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- Did you know my buddy here was rich?
- No.
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Well, his old man's rich. His old man
bought my buddy here a firebird.
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A fucking firebird
that's gonna fly us all to Hollywood, usa.
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And one more step and... bam!
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Sam, there's nothing left for us to take.
There's nothing here we need.
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Maybe there's nothing else you need,
rich boy.
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But there's something else I need.
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Go get your car, Cavanaugh.
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Get your fucking car, rich boy. We're
leaving for L.A. sooner than we figured.
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Hey, Cavanaugh.
You run out on me and I'll find you.
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I ain't running out on you, Sam.
I ain't running nowhere.
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- We're all in this together.
- Yeah, I know that, Sam.
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There's one more item you have to turn over
if you want this woman to live.
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What is it?
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That bag full of rock candy
my uncle brought here today.
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That's it in your hand, isn't it?
Toss it over here and I'll let the lady go.
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Sam, what are you talking about?
What do you mean, rock candy?
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There's $10,000 worth of silver and stone
in that bag, man.
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The keys to the city of Los Angeles.
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This belongs to your people, to the tribe.
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- No! Stop it!
- These are treasures
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your people have had for years.
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- If you take them...
- Stop it!
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Holy god! Holy Jesus!
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Martha?
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Martha?
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Let's go, fat stuff.
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We got some money that needs spending.
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Holy shit! Holy Jesus!
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I've never seen nothing like that before.
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Yeah.
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Well, now you've seen it.
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Now you're gonna forget it.
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- Forget it?
- That's right, fat stuff.
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Forget it.
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We're going to Hollywood, Vince.
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Hollywood?
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You mean all of us? Me, too?
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I wouldn't leave you behind, fat stuff.
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Shit, man. I gotta have my slave with me
wherever I go.
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Hollywood.
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It's ok.
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There's nobody around.
253
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,935
We're outta here.
254
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,063
We're outta here, fat stuff.
255
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:35,148
We're outta here, man.
We're outta here for good.
256
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,784
No more of this bullshit, man.
257
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,622
No more eatin' dust for a livin'.
258
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:50,083
There ain't no dust in Hollywood, man.
259
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:57,253
And there ain't no fuckin' tribe of
tommin', wimpy-assed red men, neither.
260
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:06,394
Sam, come on, let's get outta here.
261
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,844
We leave tonight.
262
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,505
What?
263
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,261
Yeah, whatever you say, Sam.
264
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:30,972
We all go home, round up
whatever shit we wanna take.
265
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:34,934
Rich boy, you pick me up at eleven.
Then we'll go get fat stuff.
266
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,187
How about it, fat stuff?
267
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:24,074
'Here's o. Henry's famous
Robin hood of the old west...
268
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,823
'The Cisco kid!"
269
00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:42,884
Mm-hm.
270
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,976
"Loco!
271
00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:55,515
- Loco!
- "Loco!"
272
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,560
Loco!"
273
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,611
Loco!
274
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,794
Loco!"
275
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,581
Lo...
276
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:30,299
"Loco!
277
00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:34,140
Loco!"
278
00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,749
'Reach, mister.'
279
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,416
'Cisco, it's me, poncho.'
280
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:06,502
'don't you realise me?'
281
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:12,971
"there is something vaguely familiar about
you but, my, how you have changed.'
282
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:28,857
"Poor diablo.'
283
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:32,820
'he wouldn't whinny if loco wasn't around.'
284
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:34,654
' look but I don't see..'
285
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:05,102
'Look, Cisco, he realises me
even in my stripes.'
286
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,654
"yes, loco has more sense than you.'
287
00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:18,490
"You'll regret double-crossing me, Cisco.'
288
00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:22,290
'l still say it's for your own good, Bob.
I know what I'm doing.
289
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:25,999
- 'Why do you want to...?"
- Look at this sweetheart.
290
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:29,460
There's no way this kid can miss.
291
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:32,512
'And we don't like to do
that to our friends.'
292
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:34,931
'friends, my eye.'
293
00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:46,063
No.
294
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:47,940
You're not alive, man.
295
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:50,943
You can't be alive.
296
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:06,747
Come on, man! Come on!
297
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,776
Now...
298
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,821
May your spirit rest, old warrior.
299
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,733
Hagoonee.
300
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,824
Hagoonee.
301
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,292
"Well, kiddies,
302
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:15,626
'that was quite a price
for young Sam whitemoon to pay.
303
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,006
"Toupe", huh?
304
00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:21,135
Here's your package, Billy.
305
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:25,390
COD. Nine dollars and 99 cents.
306
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,688
Quite expensive for a toy
ordered out of a funny paper.
307
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:32,484
"Creepshow" is not a funny paper.
308
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,903
And this is no toy.
309
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:36,821
Well, what is it then?
310
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,866
It's a Venus flytrap bulb.
311
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,485
A Venus what bulb?
312
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:47,496
Venus flytrap. It's a plant that eats meat.
313
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:55,166
All that stuff's a jig.
Those are probably just Petunia bulbs.
314
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,842
I don't think so, mr haig.
315
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,096
Still here, kiddies?
316
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:13,980
Well, if old chief wood'nhead
didn't drive you away,
317
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:17,654
you might enjoy this next splintering tale
318
00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:20,949
whittled from the same wormwood.
319
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,362
It's a splashing little ditty
320
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:29,325
about some people who are
left stranded without a paddle
321
00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:33,253
on a sea of blood.
322
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:36,298
This bubbly bonbon is titled...
323
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:38,462
"The raft".
324
00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:52,355
Thank you for waiting.
325
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:55,400
- Pass the joint.
- Pass the joint!
326
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,273
Ha-ha!
327
00:35:57,364 --> 00:36:00,731
Whoa! Pass the joint! Pass the joint!
328
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:08,322
It's almost Halloween, Randy. Cascade
reach has been closed since labor day.
329
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:11,078
The raft will be there. I saw it last week.
330
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,751
We were on a geology field trip.
331
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:17,877
Just cos you saw it there last week
don't mean it's gonna be there now.
332
00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,170
Hey, Rachel!
333
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:28,428
Quiet down, would you?
You talk too much.
334
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,102
The raft... it'll be there. The raft...
335
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,145
Will be there.
336
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,439
A little bit of...
337
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,359
Whoo!
338
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:39,446
Because what?
339
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:42,648
A little bit of summer
that somebody forgot to clean up.
340
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,900
The guys that own the lake
341
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:48,828
don't pull the raft in until the lake's
almost ready to freeze.
342
00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:51,372
Well, it had better be there, poncho.
343
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:54,875
This has been a long 50 miles.
344
00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:57,420
I don't believe we're going swimming.
345
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,832
Why not? It'll be fun.
346
00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:04,795
Right?
347
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:10,471
Whoa, personal foul.
Illegal use of hash, number 32.
348
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:16,599
The crowd goes crazy.
349
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,034
Whoo! Whoa, yeah!
350
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,574
Man!
351
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:37,578
There it is, just like you said, man.
352
00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:41,881
God, it's beautiful.
353
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,962
It's so quiet.
354
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,217
There are only
a few summer homes on the lake.
355
00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:57,313
Yes, everyone's gone by mid-September.
356
00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:00,600
You're actually gonna do it?
357
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,651
Swim out to that raft.
358
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:13,701
Stop! Deke!
359
00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:17,037
Let's go!
360
00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:25,209
- Jesus!
- Easy, Cisco! That water's 45 degrees.
361
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:28,090
50, tops. Your heart could stop.
362
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:34,100
I'm a premed. I know about these things.
363
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,061
Let's go.
364
00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,105
Let's go!
365
00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:43,685
Shit!
366
00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,903
Come on! It's not so bad once you're in.
367
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,784
That's bullshit. Bullshit, man.
368
00:38:55,875 --> 00:39:00,039
Just playing deke's game
cos you hope to get laid out here.
369
00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:03,747
Too damn cold to get laid.
Balls are gonna turn into ice cubes.
370
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,509
Let's go, poncho! Vamonos.
371
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:10,928
- Vente.
- Oh, Cisco.
372
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:13,802
Oh, poncho!
373
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:16,350
Laverne, Rachel, come on!
374
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,637
Oh, this is crazy, totally crazy.
375
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:25,351
Yeah!
376
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,986
Oh, god! Oh, god!
377
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,128
- Whoa!
- Whoo!
378
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:52,337
Hey, poncho, how are you doing?
379
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,888
Ok.
380
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,397
Whoo!
381
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:18,450
- How you doing, poncho?
- Ok.
382
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:21,541
You think it's cold now, man.
Wait till you get out.
383
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:26,121
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, you are slow, poncho.
384
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,331
Cold enough for you. Huh?
385
00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:31,130
- You sobered up yet?
- Yeah.
386
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,552
I'm sober. I'm s-s-sober.
387
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,507
- How are you doing, ladies?
- Go to hell!
388
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,638
Oh, jeez.
389
00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:46,725
Laverne, Rachel, swim! Come on!
390
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,655
Come on, Rachel.
391
00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:54,073
Come on.
392
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,866
- Look out.
- Don't tip the raft.
393
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:58,787
Don't tip the raft. Come on, Rachel.
394
00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:01,330
J don't tip the raft, don't
tip the raft, baby! J
395
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,328
ow! I really hurt my knee.
396
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,670
Come on, you'll be all right.
397
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,708
Randy, that hurt! What is it with you?
398
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:14,169
Laverne, swim faster!
399
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:22,060
Laverne, come on! Swim faster!
400
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,804
- Come on!
- Randy, what is your problem?
401
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,943
Man...
402
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:32,566
Help me get her up here!
403
00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:35,399
Swim! Swim!
404
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,029
Faster!
405
00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:40,074
Swim! Come on, Laverne!
406
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,120
Come on.
407
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,164
Come on.
408
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,424
Randy, have you gone crazy?
409
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:57,129
This thing, I don't know
what the hell it is.
410
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:59,847
It's an oil slick. I guess.
411
00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:03,472
It's not. Have you ever seen
a perfectly round oil slick?
412
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:08,230
- I've never seen an oil slick at all.
- I'm cold!
413
00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:11,150
Besides, poncho,
I don't believe in oil slicks, man.
414
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:15,697
I only believe in what I can smell,
and taste, and touch.
415
00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:25,574
Hey, baby, smoke one of these.
This will make us all feel better.
416
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:28,910
- Looks like it was going after the girls.
- Come on, poncho!
417
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,620
You said you'd sobered up!
418
00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:34,549
It looked like it was
going after the girls.
419
00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:37,881
No one knows we're here.
420
00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,421
No one at all.
421
00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:48,146
You ever even seen an oil slick, poncho?
422
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:51,099
Ow!
423
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,646
Mmm.
424
00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:14,998
Well, how about it, poncho?
You ever seen an oil slick?
425
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:22,172
We pulled birds out of the surf
and tried to clean them.
426
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:26,972
Ooh, mucho ecological, poncho,
mucho ecological.
427
00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:32,603
That oil slick we saw was just
this big sticky mess in the water
428
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:35,901
and streaks and smudges.
429
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,903
It looked like an accident.
430
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,608
This thing doesn't look like an accident,
431
00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:44,569
it looks like... it's on purpose.
432
00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:47,872
Well, what is it then, Randy?
What is it?
433
00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:52,164
I-I don't know.
434
00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:55,122
I can't get grieved about it, man.
I mean...
435
00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:58,333
No matter how hard I try,
436
00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,884
I just can't get worried about it.
437
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:03,509
You know what I mean?
438
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,935
Oh, deke!
439
00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:20,276
Oh, stop!
440
00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:31,078
- Ow!
- Get away from there, Rachel!
441
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:37,997
Randy!
442
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:43,427
What happened to her?
Did she fall in?
443
00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:55,439
H-h-help! It hurts.
444
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:57,942
No, Randy, no!
445
00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:01,362
It hurts!
446
00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:03,565
Oh, my god!
447
00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:06,446
Rachel! Rachel!
448
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,450
Randy, no! She's dead, can't you see that?
449
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:30,467
It ate Rachel. It fucking ate her up, man!
450
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,847
- What is this thing, poncho?
- I don't know.
451
00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:34,395
I don't know.
452
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:37,940
Come on, man. You read
the science books. You're the brainball.
453
00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:39,437
What the fuck is that thing?
454
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:42,565
Nothing like this in any science book
I ever read.
455
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,239
Deke, it ate Rachel!
456
00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:47,908
Shut up!
457
00:45:47,995 --> 00:45:50,657
- Think we can swim past it, Randy?
- No!
458
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:53,865
Stop it or I swear to god
I'm gonna smoke you.
459
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,292
I'm not kidding.
460
00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:58,836
Poncho, do you think we can swim it?
461
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:01,289
You saw how fast it took Rachel.
462
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:04,087
Maybe it was hungry then. Maybe it's full.
463
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,885
Why don't you try, deke?
464
00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:10,090
We're gonna wait.
We'll wait for it to go away.
465
00:46:10,226 --> 00:46:12,683
The thing came, it'll go away.
466
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,182
It came when we came.
467
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,264
I saw it come.
468
00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,815
Like it smelled us.
469
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:21,893
Maybe if it's full like you say...
470
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:24,195
It'll go away.
471
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:27,149
But if it still wants chow...
472
00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:41,374
It's moving!
473
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,382
Hey! What is this shit, poncho?
474
00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,381
It looks like it's going under the raft.
475
00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:57,391
Did it go under us? Did it go
under the raft? Is it under us?
476
00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:00,063
Yeah, and I'm gonna swim for it. Right now.
477
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:03,689
No! Don't leave us here! Don't!
478
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:07,905
I'm fast and I can make it.
You've gotta go while it's under the raft.
479
00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:14,908
My foot!
480
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,590
Pull, deke, pull!
481
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,717
Come on!
482
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:02,785
Dekel!
483
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:26,021
- Shit!
- No! No!
484
00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:29,020
Quit it, it's under us!
485
00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:31,481
Laverne, you're choking me! Stop!
486
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:34,738
Now, listen. I'm gonna put you down.
487
00:48:34,829 --> 00:48:36,660
No, don't put me down!
488
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:41,036
- It can't get you if you stand on a board.
- It can't?
489
00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:45,621
I can't hold on. I'm not deke.
Now get down or I'll drop you.
490
00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:49,172
- Get down on the boards.
- No. My god!
491
00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:51,542
I'll drop you.
492
00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:00,100
Where is it?
493
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,052
Right under us.
494
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:04,389
Randy, please!
495
00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:06,394
Shh! Be still.
496
00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:38,381
I'm tired, Laverne.
497
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:42,435
I'm going to sit down.
You're going to watch for a while.
498
00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:44,807
No, I can't.
499
00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:50,235
You've got to, Laverne.
You'll watch, then I'll watch.
500
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,357
We'll take turns.
501
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:14,083
Keep your feet... on the boards.
502
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:18,553
And watch the shore for lights...
503
00:50:18,641 --> 00:50:21,132
- Or anything that might...
- It ate deke.
504
00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:26,053
Yes.
505
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,645
I'm cold.
506
00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:32,772
Me, too.
507
00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:43,408
Randy, what are we gonna do?
508
00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:57,543
W ait.
509
00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:23,402
It's only a loon.
510
00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:35,457
I'm freezing, Randy. I'm numb all over.
511
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:40,427
Nothing I can do about it.
512
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:43,051
Hold me. You've got to.
513
00:51:43,142 --> 00:51:44,928
We'll hold each other.
514
00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:48,102
We can both sit and watch
that thing together.
515
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:51,851
Ok.
516
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:04,737
No...
517
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,296
No.
518
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:31,298
Oh, god!
519
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:34,226
Randy!
520
00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:37,771
Randy!
521
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:51,322
Randy! Randy!
522
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,582
Randy!
523
00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,170
Randy!
524
00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,693
I beat you.
525
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:09,647
Whatever you are, I beat you!
526
00:56:30,345 --> 00:56:31,551
J drivin'
527
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:35,005
j to the edge of time
528
00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,263
j tryin'
529
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:43,267
j to get her out of my mind
530
00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:47,018
j all my friends said
you'd better watch that girl
531
00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:50,855
j she's a taker, she's a faker
532
00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:54,316
j and now I'm finding out
what she's all about
533
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:59,405
j at night this woman
is a dream-breaker... j
534
00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:07,330
'well, swimmers,
that was slick, huh?
535
00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:38,277
Hey! Give me that back!
536
00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:47,248
Ah... look at what I did.
537
00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:49,830
I'm sorry.
538
00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,256
Uh-oh.
539
00:57:51,343 --> 00:57:54,380
Better look out - he's getting mad!
540
00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:57,258
Watch out, he might cry on you.
541
00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:59,260
He might tell his mom on you.
542
00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:04,311
What are you gonna do with this? Plant it
and grow more pansies like yourself?
543
00:58:06,608 --> 00:58:08,064
Give me it!
544
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:12,311
- Give me it or else.
- Or else what?
545
00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:15,489
You'll find out, pimpleface!
546
00:58:23,709 --> 00:58:25,245
Aagh.
547
00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:32,668
Catch him! I want his ass.
548
00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:38,132
Young Billy knows his way around town.
549
00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:40,555
They won't catch him in a hurry.
550
00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:44,510
I think we've got time for
one more creepy concoction.
551
00:58:44,604 --> 00:58:47,846
Our last morbid masterpiece,
552
00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:52,059
which I call "the hitch-hiker".
553
00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,794
Jesus! It's 11:15.
554
00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:17,342
I gotta go.
555
00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:19,920
Something must be wrong
with your alarm clock.
556
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:21,015
What?
557
00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:24,050
Something must be wrong with
your alarm clock.
558
00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:27,432
Oh, yeah.
559
00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,638
Must have been a power outage.
560
00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:33,021
It always goes to twelve like this
when the power goes off.
561
00:59:33,779 --> 00:59:36,236
- What time did you say it was?
- 11:15.
562
00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:41,358
Goddamn piece of digital junk.
563
00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:44,035
Could land me in divorce court.
564
00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:49,784
- Why don't you use a wind-up alarm clock?
- Cos I don't have one.
565
00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:52,620
Get one. I'll pay for it.
566
00:59:52,714 --> 00:59:58,004
No, I hate the way they sound. They sound
like school bells between classes.
567
00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:02,012
This electronic alarm sounds like...
568
01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:03,839
Early-morning birdsong.
569
01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:07,176
It makes me think
that I'm waking up outdoors.
570
01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:09,761
I didn't know you were the outdoor type.
571
01:00:14,653 --> 01:00:17,065
Annie, please. Come on.
572
01:00:17,197 --> 01:00:20,940
You've got your Mercedes.
I'm never gonna get mine at these prices.
573
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:24,819
It's what you quoted me.
It's what I've been paying you.
574
01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:27,905
A special introductory rate.
That's what this was.
575
01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:31,867
I see. Hook 'em, then up the price.
Is that it?
576
01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:37,998
- Maybe.
- Maybe.
577
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:42,044
I do my job well, I expect to be paid well.
578
01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:45,882
Now, come on. I counted six orgasms.
579
01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:48,388
And you probably had others...
580
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:51,766
Silently, so I wouldn't get a swelled head.
581
01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:55,557
You charge by the orgasm?
582
01:00:56,862 --> 01:01:01,276
Good idea. Maybe I should.
Then I'd have something to work for.
583
01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:03,402
Piece work.
584
01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:05,529
You have no shame.
585
01:01:12,294 --> 01:01:13,909
Next week.
586
01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:16,711
Unless I get a better-paying job.
587
01:01:28,059 --> 01:01:29,469
Bye, love.
588
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,976
I hope you're not in Dutch.
589
01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:34,679
I can get you a good attorney
if it comes to that.
590
01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:36,856
I've got a good attorney.
591
01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:38,353
My husband.
592
01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:41,562
And I don't wanna lose him.
593
01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:45,656
Without him,
you'd never get your Mercedes.
594
01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:19,023
Mrs Annie Lansing,
595
01:02:19,152 --> 01:02:20,858
winner of the 100-yard dash,
596
01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:23,562
will attempt to do the impossible.
597
01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,693
Twenty miles in...
598
01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:28,992
Seven minutes.
Jesus, that really is impossible.
599
01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:33,121
Maybe he'll be late.
600
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:37,292
No, not mr George Lansing, esquire.
601
01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:40,879
Unthinkable.
602
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:42,922
11:30 means 11:30.
603
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:45,838
Not 11:29...
604
01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:49,254
Not 11:31...
605
01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:52,428
But 11:30.
606
01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:54,885
What will I say?
607
01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:58,680
I was...
608
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:02,650
I was out with Trudy and Jim.
609
01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:05,486
No.
610
01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:07,985
We'll see Trudy and Jim on Saturday.
611
01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:11,659
[, uh...
612
01:03:13,331 --> 01:03:16,448
I... went to see a movie.
613
01:03:19,212 --> 01:03:22,045
I went to get laid, George.
614
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,918
There's this wonderful guy.
615
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:29,470
He charges $150, but that's for six -
count 'em! - Six orgasms.
616
01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:32,756
That's, uh...
617
01:03:34,894 --> 01:03:37,055
$25 a pop.
618
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:42,765
Not bad.
619
01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:44,852
What do you think, George?
620
01:04:01,921 --> 01:04:04,503
Shit!
621
01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:09,426
"It's real leather, mrs Lansing.
That will cost you $1,743 dollars."
622
01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,588
Damn!
623
01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:17,516
Jesus!
624
01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:49,901
Hey, buddy!
625
01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:53,192
What the fuck happened?
626
01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:55,023
Looks like a hit and run.
627
01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,608
Yeah?
628
01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:02,573
Car blew by me a little while ago.
Couldn't see the lights.
629
01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:05,329
Don't know what the hell it was.
630
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:07,627
Looks like a black guy, huh?
631
01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,799
911.
632
01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:18,505
I want to report a hit and run.
633
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,057
- The victim's dead.
- What's happening?
634
01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:24,511
What do you think's happening?
Guy got creamed, that's what.
635
01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:25,971
It happens all the time.
636
01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:30,983
About a quarter mile from
the on-ramp on 395.
637
01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:32,651
Right.
638
01:06:58,097 --> 01:06:59,428
All right, Annie.
639
01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:01,923
Calm down.
640
01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,599
Think.
641
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:09,226
Think rationally.
642
01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:13,063
Can you live with this?
643
01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:16,145
That's the question.
644
01:07:17,909 --> 01:07:19,615
The guy's dead.
645
01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:29,951
No.
646
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:33,038
You don't actually know that.
647
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:34,838
You don't know that...
648
01:07:34,926 --> 01:07:36,791
For certain.
649
01:07:41,933 --> 01:07:43,798
It's done.
650
01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:50,476
It was an accident, a legitimate accident.
651
01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:54,563
So why should I fuck up my life, right?
652
01:08:04,789 --> 01:08:06,825
"You'd better get away..."
653
01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:16,748
Oh, god!
654
01:08:22,724 --> 01:08:24,885
I could always turn myself in
655
01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:27,262
if I find I can't live with it.
656
01:08:29,314 --> 01:08:31,475
I could turn myself in...
657
01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:32,806
Later.
658
01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:48,947
Nothing coming. Nobody following me.
659
01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,659
I don't think the truck saw me.
660
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:57,835
The guy in the car was too far away
to identify me, I'm sure of that.
661
01:09:43,930 --> 01:09:46,012
You're seeing things, bitch.
662
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,756
You can't live with it.
663
01:09:48,851 --> 01:09:51,308
I can't live with the idea that...
664
01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:57,515
How are you doing, lady? Thanks!
665
01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:01,568
Thanks for the ride.
666
01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:25,384
Bastard.
667
01:10:29,809 --> 01:10:31,640
No!
668
01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:33,810
No! No!
669
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,601
Thanks for the ride, lady!
670
01:10:44,198 --> 01:10:45,859
Thanks for the ride, lady!
671
01:10:45,950 --> 01:10:47,986
Thanks for the ride!
672
01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:28,444
Thanks for the ride, lady!
673
01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:13,969
Oh, god!
674
01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:39,704
Damn.
675
01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:54,051
How are you doing, lady? Thanks.
676
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:56,971
Thanks for the ride.
677
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,192
Thanks for the ride, lady.
678
01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:17,251
I got you!
679
01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:20,509
I got you!
680
01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:26,469
Bastard!
681
01:15:31,277 --> 01:15:33,063
Who is he?
682
01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:38,113
Who the hell is he? Christ!
683
01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:45,742
Oh.
684
01:15:47,626 --> 01:15:49,332
Oh.
685
01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:51,536
Look at this car.
686
01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,966
Three thousand, maybe four...
687
01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:01,300
"Four thousand, mrs Lansing,
688
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:05,099
"and the car will look like
you just drove it out of the showroom."
689
01:16:05,186 --> 01:16:10,306
"What happened, mrs Lansing?"
690
01:16:10,357 --> 01:16:13,099
Oh, I ran over some guy
691
01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:16,853
and over and over and over and over...
692
01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:18,528
And...
693
01:16:21,994 --> 01:16:23,655
No.
694
01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:26,283
No, it's impossible!
695
01:16:26,373 --> 01:16:27,988
No.
696
01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:33,619
Oh, god!
697
01:17:55,796 --> 01:17:58,754
"That'll cost you, mrs Lansing."
698
01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:23,459
I hit a tree.
699
01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:28,469
I hit a tree, that's all.
700
01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:33,724
The whole thing was a dream.
701
01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:39,354
There was no hitch-hiker.
702
01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:43,642
There was nobody at all.
703
01:19:43,737 --> 01:19:45,523
Oh, Jesus.
704
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:55,078
Jesus.
705
01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:58,832
But where the hell am 1?
706
01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:03,788
Oh, I've gotta get back on the road.
707
01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:31,653
"You are one screwed-up broad,
mrs Lansing.
708
01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:38,534
'Maybe I've had a concussion.
709
01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:42,459
'What are you supposed to do
for a concussion?
710
01:20:43,630 --> 01:20:47,373
' "Oh, concussion, mrs Lansing."
711
01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,338
"That'll cost ya.
712
01:20:50,429 --> 01:20:52,966
"$27,000.
713
01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:55,844
"Li know it sounds like a lot
714
01:20:55,934 --> 01:21:00,348
"but you're gonna look like you just
drove yourself out of the showroom."
715
01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:06,893
'Mrs Lansing the money machine.
716
01:21:06,987 --> 01:21:08,568
'Hal
717
01:21:08,655 --> 01:21:12,648
'well, at least this will explain
why I'm getting home so late.
718
01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:15,359
"I had an accident, dear.
719
01:21:15,454 --> 01:21:19,117
"It was a really frightening experience."
720
01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:52,108
I don't believe it.
721
01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:54,690
He's not home.
722
01:21:58,372 --> 01:22:01,535
For the first time in recorded history,
723
01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,741
he's late.
724
01:22:03,877 --> 01:22:05,993
My car gets smashed...
725
01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:11,541
My brain gets bent...
And he's late.
726
01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:16,675
Thanks for the ride, lady.
Thanks for the ride.
727
01:22:18,851 --> 01:22:20,466
Thanks for the ride, lady.
728
01:22:24,523 --> 01:22:26,639
Thanks for the ride, lady.
729
01:22:29,153 --> 01:22:31,235
How much do you want?
730
01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:16,067
Annie?
731
01:23:21,747 --> 01:23:22,862
Annie.
732
01:23:27,127 --> 01:23:30,085
"There's a lesson for you kiddies.
733
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:32,834
'Never pick up hitch-hikers.'
734
01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:36,588
on the hood of your car.
735
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:44,885
Well, it's time for
this boogie man... to boogie.
736
01:23:44,978 --> 01:23:49,187
I'll be slayin' ya, boors and ghouls.
737
01:23:49,316 --> 01:23:51,056
Till next issue,
738
01:23:51,151 --> 01:23:54,814
try to stay scared, eh?
739
01:23:57,241 --> 01:24:01,029
Ooh, I almost forgot about young Billy.
740
01:24:01,119 --> 01:24:04,737
I think he's found his way
741
01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:06,659
with his friends.
742
01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:31,055
Kid, I'm gonna put you in traction.
743
01:24:31,149 --> 01:24:34,061
Get ready for some serious pain.
744
01:24:34,152 --> 01:24:37,019
"Serious pain."
745
01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:52,163
No!
746
01:24:54,423 --> 01:24:56,630
No, no, no, no, no!
747
01:25:32,794 --> 01:25:35,126
The Venus flytraps.
748
01:25:35,213 --> 01:25:38,330
Giant Venus flytraps.
749
01:25:38,425 --> 01:25:40,541
They eat meat.
750
01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:10,450
Oh-ho!
49420
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