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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:21,945 Mom? 2 00:00:23,249 --> 00:00:24,998 Mom? 3 00:00:26,952 --> 00:00:29,086 I am so sorry. 4 00:00:32,424 --> 00:00:35,092 Who are you? 5 00:00:35,094 --> 00:00:38,629 Are you the same person you've always been? 6 00:00:38,631 --> 00:00:40,597 If you'd asked me a week ago, 7 00:00:40,599 --> 00:00:42,966 I would have had an easy answer. 8 00:00:42,968 --> 00:00:46,370 But a pulmonary embolism came in the middle of the night, 9 00:00:46,372 --> 00:00:49,306 taking my mother and my certainty. 10 00:00:52,044 --> 00:00:53,862 Before, I would have said 11 00:00:53,865 --> 00:00:56,446 that I'd been losing my mother for years, 12 00:00:56,448 --> 00:01:00,784 as an illness stripped away the person she once was, 13 00:01:00,786 --> 00:01:04,221 but maybe the truth is... 14 00:01:04,223 --> 00:01:07,090 I'm the one who disappeared in slow motion. 15 00:01:28,581 --> 00:01:31,581 Her things tell the story of who she was, 16 00:01:31,584 --> 00:01:33,717 who she was proud to be: 17 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:36,820 a wife, a mother, a grandmother. 18 00:01:37,762 --> 00:01:40,129 I see her so clearly. 19 00:01:40,132 --> 00:01:43,526 It's my own reflection that's become hazy. 20 00:01:48,701 --> 00:01:50,100 Looks good. 21 00:01:52,171 --> 00:01:54,865 Looks like a dining room again. 22 00:01:58,010 --> 00:02:00,225 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 23 00:02:00,228 --> 00:02:01,896 Hey, I'm here. 24 00:02:01,899 --> 00:02:04,566 I got you, I got you, I got you. 25 00:02:09,771 --> 00:02:12,709 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 26 00:02:13,365 --> 00:02:14,799 _ 27 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,927 _ 28 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:18,761 _ 29 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:21,265 I will break down this door. 30 00:02:21,881 --> 00:02:23,391 _ 31 00:02:23,392 --> 00:02:25,935 _ 32 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,896 _ 33 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,105 _ 34 00:02:29,106 --> 00:02:30,440 _ 35 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:31,691 _ 36 00:02:31,692 --> 00:02:33,381 _ 37 00:02:33,384 --> 00:02:35,778 _ 38 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,761 Bloody hell, go away! 39 00:02:37,764 --> 00:02:39,182 Sir, hands in the air. 40 00:02:39,184 --> 00:02:41,018 - Just open the door, honey. - Sir, hands in the air. 41 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:43,654 Oh, good... What? What the hell are you doing? 42 00:02:43,656 --> 00:02:45,315 Look, I didn't do anything. 43 00:02:45,318 --> 00:02:47,857 Okay? No. No, no, no, no, no. No. 44 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:49,293 All right, we'll sort this out later. 45 00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:52,129 - Okay. Look... - Here. Take him out of here. 46 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:53,797 There's something happening to my wife. 47 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,165 All right. Calm down. 48 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:56,533 We'll get this all sorted out. 49 00:02:56,535 --> 00:02:59,436 Miss, LAPD here. 50 00:02:59,438 --> 00:03:01,571 Are you all right? Everything's okay. 51 00:03:01,573 --> 00:03:04,441 Your husband's out of the house. I'm not gonna let him hurt you. 52 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:11,548 It's okay. Everything's fine. 53 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:13,817 I don't know what set him off. 54 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,286 He's acting absolutely bonkers. 55 00:03:16,288 --> 00:03:18,268 I mean, I mean, we get into an argy-bargy 56 00:03:18,271 --> 00:03:20,624 every fortnight or so. He'll go to spare, 57 00:03:20,626 --> 00:03:24,161 - do his nut, but he never goes mad like this. - Sit down. 58 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:25,929 Oh. 59 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:31,292 Wow, those are some world-class hiccups. 60 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,270 I'm sorry, it's so embarrassing. 61 00:03:33,272 --> 00:03:35,901 I woke up half nine with a migraine, 62 00:03:35,904 --> 00:03:38,842 had a spot of tea, and they just started. 63 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,448 An hour later and I can't get rid of them. 64 00:03:41,451 --> 00:03:44,147 Okay, can you tell me what happened? 65 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:45,706 Domestic call. 66 00:03:45,709 --> 00:03:47,159 Guy got into it with his wife. 67 00:03:47,162 --> 00:03:48,495 Claims she threw a picture frame 68 00:03:48,498 --> 00:03:50,387 - at his head. - I'm not claiming anything. 69 00:03:50,389 --> 00:03:52,310 That's what happened. Look, forget about me. 70 00:03:52,313 --> 00:03:54,024 There's something going on with my wife. 71 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:56,493 Sir, just relax, we have to take a look at your head. 72 00:03:56,495 --> 00:03:58,011 Doesn't look too bad, does it, Chim? 73 00:03:58,014 --> 00:03:59,581 No. Couple stitches. Easy-peasy. 74 00:03:59,584 --> 00:04:02,366 Let me clean it up first. 75 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:06,190 David, the bobbies are asking if I want to press charges. 76 00:04:06,193 --> 00:04:07,471 The "bobbies"? 77 00:04:07,473 --> 00:04:09,378 Baby, there is something wrong with you. 78 00:04:09,381 --> 00:04:11,159 Ma'am, you don't have to decide right now. 79 00:04:11,162 --> 00:04:13,719 - We can take him... - No, Officer, you don't understand. 80 00:04:13,722 --> 00:04:16,255 - I understand just fine. - No, you don't. 81 00:04:17,016 --> 00:04:18,615 She's not British. 82 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:22,046 Yeah, that's not her voice. 83 00:04:22,049 --> 00:04:24,716 She was born in Brooklyn. The bobbies? 84 00:04:24,719 --> 00:04:26,252 The closest she's ever been to England 85 00:04:26,255 --> 00:04:28,155 is binge-watching episodes of Downton Abbey. 86 00:04:28,157 --> 00:04:29,890 I don't know what he's talking about. 87 00:04:29,892 --> 00:04:32,059 David, you're frightening me. 88 00:04:32,061 --> 00:04:33,998 Look, we woke up this morning, 89 00:04:34,001 --> 00:04:36,096 and she just starts speaking like that. 90 00:04:36,098 --> 00:04:38,264 It's bloody this, bloody that. A spot of tea. 91 00:04:38,267 --> 00:04:40,682 All this weird British slang that I've never heard before. 92 00:04:40,685 --> 00:04:42,468 At first, I thought she was joking, 93 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:44,137 but then it didn't stop, and I don't know 94 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:45,239 what the hell's going on. 95 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:47,182 So, I try to take her to the hospital. 96 00:04:47,185 --> 00:04:49,476 She freaked out, so I called 911. 97 00:04:49,478 --> 00:04:51,845 Did she hit her head? Was she in an accident recently? 98 00:04:51,847 --> 00:04:53,295 - No, not that I know of. - Hey. 99 00:04:53,298 --> 00:04:55,743 She told me she woke up this morning with a migraine. 100 00:04:55,746 --> 00:04:57,112 That and violent hiccups. 101 00:04:57,115 --> 00:04:59,486 That coupled with obvious chest pains, 102 00:04:59,488 --> 00:05:01,355 I-I think she's having a stroke. 103 00:05:01,357 --> 00:05:04,325 A stroke? Wouldn't she have slurred speech 104 00:05:04,327 --> 00:05:05,831 or paralysis or something? 105 00:05:05,834 --> 00:05:07,467 A man would, but a woman learns 106 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:08,996 that symptoms can be different. 107 00:05:08,998 --> 00:05:10,682 Big-ass hiccups is one of them. 108 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,219 She's right. Stick your tongue out for me. 109 00:05:14,502 --> 00:05:19,138 - When's your birthday? - Right, it's, um... April. 110 00:05:19,141 --> 00:05:21,242 Okay. Take my hand, come with me. 111 00:05:21,244 --> 00:05:22,810 Chim, get the TPA injection ready. 112 00:05:22,812 --> 00:05:23,811 Take it easy, okay? 113 00:05:23,813 --> 00:05:25,312 Just sit down right here. 114 00:05:25,314 --> 00:05:26,914 There's a clot that's preventing oxygen 115 00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:30,251 to get to her brain, so her synapses are misfiring. 116 00:05:30,253 --> 00:05:32,720 That could cause her to speak with a British accent? 117 00:05:32,722 --> 00:05:34,589 The brain is still the great unknown. 118 00:05:34,592 --> 00:05:37,169 Some people wake up from a coma and can suddenly speak Mandarin. 119 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:38,439 Please put your arm right here. 120 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:39,808 All right, let's get her to the hospital. 121 00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:41,762 - Come on. - Are we taking the tube? 122 00:05:41,764 --> 00:05:43,797 Hey, hey, hey, is she gonna be all right? 123 00:05:43,799 --> 00:05:45,099 The shot should keep her safe 124 00:05:45,101 --> 00:05:46,651 until we get her to the hospital. 125 00:05:46,654 --> 00:05:48,581 Okay. Thank you. 126 00:05:48,584 --> 00:05:51,053 Don't thank us. Thank her. 127 00:05:53,976 --> 00:05:55,776 Thank you. 128 00:05:58,223 --> 00:05:59,823 Hey, hey. 129 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,816 - Hmm? - I found another Patricia box. 130 00:06:02,818 --> 00:06:04,051 Oh... 131 00:06:05,788 --> 00:06:08,455 - Wow, she kept it all. - Yeah. 132 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:10,768 It seems like Abby doesn't want to keep any of it. 133 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:11,737 Mm. 134 00:06:12,987 --> 00:06:14,520 No way. Look at this. 135 00:06:14,523 --> 00:06:16,690 - This is her, right? - That's Abby. 136 00:06:16,693 --> 00:06:18,532 Abigail Clark. 137 00:06:18,534 --> 00:06:20,670 You never told me you made the Olympic team. 138 00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:21,839 What is this? 139 00:06:22,772 --> 00:06:24,378 200-meter butterfly. 140 00:06:24,381 --> 00:06:25,918 She was a rock star. 141 00:06:25,921 --> 00:06:27,441 That was a long time ago. 142 00:06:27,444 --> 00:06:28,686 You got to have this out. 143 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,415 You should be proud. You were an Olympian. 144 00:06:30,417 --> 00:06:31,663 I'm gonna grab a frame for it. 145 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:33,418 You got some empty ones in the closet. 146 00:06:33,421 --> 00:06:35,687 I'm... that's going up, that's for sure. 147 00:06:37,724 --> 00:06:39,480 You didn't tell me he moved in. 148 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,359 He didn't move in. 149 00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:46,155 I... 150 00:06:46,158 --> 00:06:48,933 Abby, he knows what's in your bedroom closet. 151 00:06:48,935 --> 00:06:51,636 And he's taken over the medicine cabinet. 152 00:06:51,638 --> 00:06:54,372 Okay, stay out of my medicine cabinet. 153 00:06:54,374 --> 00:06:56,774 He did not move in, he's just been here a lot 154 00:06:56,776 --> 00:06:59,243 because he's been helping me deal with everything. 155 00:07:02,415 --> 00:07:04,249 Okay... 156 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,613 One sec. 157 00:07:32,616 --> 00:07:35,647 I'll be right out. 158 00:07:44,057 --> 00:07:46,591 Why you so mopey? Pasta? 159 00:07:46,593 --> 00:07:47,892 Nah. 160 00:07:49,663 --> 00:07:52,630 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that all about? 161 00:07:52,632 --> 00:07:54,428 What? 162 00:07:54,431 --> 00:07:56,300 You closed your laptop as soon as we walked in here, 163 00:07:56,302 --> 00:07:57,558 like you were hiding something. 164 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,237 - No, I didn't. - Yeah, you did. 165 00:07:59,239 --> 00:08:01,205 I just took a sip of tea. 166 00:08:01,207 --> 00:08:04,008 - Chim! - Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. 167 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:06,261 RomancingTheUniform.com? 168 00:08:06,264 --> 00:08:09,113 That's my dating site. That's where I met Tatiana. 169 00:08:09,115 --> 00:08:10,631 Holy crap, are you actually putting yourself 170 00:08:10,633 --> 00:08:11,699 back out on the scene? 171 00:08:11,702 --> 00:08:13,280 My sponsor said maybe it's time. 172 00:08:13,283 --> 00:08:15,620 I spend too much time in my work, in my head, 173 00:08:15,622 --> 00:08:16,921 and that dating, having a girlfriend 174 00:08:16,923 --> 00:08:17,989 would help get me out in the world. 175 00:08:17,991 --> 00:08:19,924 I think it's great, you taking the leap. 176 00:08:19,926 --> 00:08:22,393 It's brave. While at the moment, I think that dating 177 00:08:22,395 --> 00:08:24,972 or sleeping with someone is not worth the trouble, 178 00:08:24,975 --> 00:08:26,164 but I'm happy for you. 179 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:27,198 Look, this just isn't me. 180 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,299 I-I feel like a probie 181 00:08:28,301 --> 00:08:29,367 stretching his first job. 182 00:08:29,369 --> 00:08:31,469 You're not a rookie, you're just rusty. 183 00:08:31,471 --> 00:08:33,480 Last time I had a date, I was in my 20s. 184 00:08:33,483 --> 00:08:35,205 Yeah, this is terrible. 185 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:36,908 And this picture looks like 186 00:08:36,911 --> 00:08:38,277 you're trying to sell real estate 187 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,111 from a bus stop bench. And you know what? 188 00:08:40,113 --> 00:08:41,671 I will not be buying. All right? 189 00:08:41,674 --> 00:08:44,181 You cannot describe yourself as, "I am a lifesaver, 190 00:08:44,184 --> 00:08:45,883 - not a heartbreaker." - Why not? 191 00:08:45,885 --> 00:08:46,996 That's solid, sweet. 192 00:08:46,999 --> 00:08:48,653 No, it is cheese. 193 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:49,721 Sweet, sweet cheese. 194 00:08:49,723 --> 00:08:51,189 You like flan? 195 00:08:51,191 --> 00:08:52,557 Good flan is the bomb. 196 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:54,358 - Oh, he... - You don't? 197 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,194 You have an AOL e-mail account still? 198 00:08:56,196 --> 00:09:01,291 It is literally like you were frozen in ember in 1995. 199 00:09:01,294 --> 00:09:03,160 It's "amber," not "ember," you idiot. 200 00:09:03,163 --> 00:09:04,202 Who cares? 201 00:09:04,204 --> 00:09:05,870 You can never show this to a girl. 202 00:09:05,872 --> 00:09:07,839 - Why not? - Okay, this profile is 203 00:09:07,841 --> 00:09:10,874 a joke profile for a guy no one ever wants to go out with. 204 00:09:10,877 --> 00:09:13,344 You know what, maybe you are not the right person 205 00:09:13,346 --> 00:09:16,380 he should be taking dating advice from, Buckaroo. 206 00:09:16,382 --> 00:09:18,149 And why is that? Because last time I checked, 207 00:09:18,151 --> 00:09:20,691 I'm in a stable, monogamous relationship 208 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,808 with an amazing woman. 209 00:09:22,811 --> 00:09:25,647 He... I'm the healthiest dater at this whole table. 210 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,694 Oh, my God, he's right. 211 00:09:29,696 --> 00:09:31,300 The world is turned upside down. 212 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,664 Yeah, okay, laugh, huh? 213 00:09:33,666 --> 00:09:36,715 I am proof that real change is possible. 214 00:09:36,718 --> 00:09:38,618 What the hell, Evan Buckley? 215 00:09:39,439 --> 00:09:40,717 Can we help you? 216 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,840 You lead me on for six weeks? 217 00:09:42,842 --> 00:09:46,296 The sexiest, deepest, most romantic, most intimate 218 00:09:46,299 --> 00:09:48,192 relationship I've ever had with a man... 219 00:09:48,195 --> 00:09:49,962 I told you everything. 220 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,816 You told me everything. And I am not 221 00:09:51,818 --> 00:09:53,484 an easy nut to crack. 222 00:09:53,486 --> 00:09:55,520 Is this your sick game? 223 00:09:55,522 --> 00:09:57,711 Make a girl reveal every fear and secret 224 00:09:57,714 --> 00:09:59,347 and turn-on, and then you just disappear? 225 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:00,944 Is ghosting girls your thing? 226 00:10:00,947 --> 00:10:03,152 I'm sorry, are you sure you have the right Evan Buckley? 227 00:10:03,155 --> 00:10:05,429 You mean the Evan Buckley who's a firefighter? 228 00:10:05,431 --> 00:10:07,331 Who works here and was on the news, 229 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,589 and climbed a roller coaster and looks exactly like you? 230 00:10:09,592 --> 00:10:12,246 Listen, yeah, sure, that-that is definitely me. 231 00:10:12,249 --> 00:10:14,105 But the-the me that I am, 232 00:10:14,107 --> 00:10:16,607 and the him that you're describing, 233 00:10:16,609 --> 00:10:19,577 that is not the same person. 234 00:10:19,579 --> 00:10:22,171 Whoa! Hey, whoa. 235 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:27,440 You see that? 236 00:10:29,469 --> 00:10:32,332 No, no, I swear, I have never seen her before. 237 00:10:32,335 --> 00:10:34,168 - If you say so. - No, I do say so. 238 00:10:34,171 --> 00:10:36,402 Okay, I swear, I-I don't know who that was. 239 00:10:36,405 --> 00:10:38,462 I have... I have found real intimacy. 240 00:10:38,464 --> 00:10:39,897 Right? You know this. Come on. 241 00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:41,499 I haven't even flirted 242 00:10:41,501 --> 00:10:43,230 - with anyone else. - Sure, you haven't. 243 00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,736 Yep, you're proof that real change is possible. 244 00:10:48,377 --> 00:10:49,844 Guys... 245 00:11:02,099 --> 00:11:04,107 Don't forget your bathing suits. 246 00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:05,826 Dad says there's a pool. 247 00:11:05,829 --> 00:11:08,429 Yeah, and your moisturizer and gel. 248 00:11:08,432 --> 00:11:10,896 I'm too old to have my dad twist my hair. 249 00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:13,723 Whoa-whoa-whoa, wait a minute. Th-That's my specialty. 250 00:11:13,725 --> 00:11:17,365 Well, humor the old man. 251 00:11:17,368 --> 00:11:19,857 I hope you don't mind, I let myself in. 252 00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:22,369 Well, as long as your children live here, 253 00:11:22,372 --> 00:11:24,104 those locks aren't gonna change. 254 00:11:24,107 --> 00:11:27,236 Hey. Now, you know I'm gonna miss you. 255 00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:30,539 Aw. 256 00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:32,584 Okay, so... 257 00:11:32,587 --> 00:11:36,145 do we all need to talk about all of this? 258 00:11:36,147 --> 00:11:40,483 You know, first weekend away with Dad since we split up. 259 00:11:40,485 --> 00:11:43,085 I feel like this is one of those things where talking about it 260 00:11:43,087 --> 00:11:44,420 will only make it harder. 261 00:11:44,422 --> 00:11:45,751 Yeah, and it's not our first time 262 00:11:45,754 --> 00:11:46,954 going away with Dad alone. 263 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,055 Yeah, but this is different. 264 00:11:50,895 --> 00:11:54,463 Do you guys need to talk about all this? 265 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,198 No, it's all right. We get it. 266 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,701 - All right. Mm-hmm. - Right? All right. Have fun. 267 00:11:58,703 --> 00:12:01,604 - Okay, bye. - Okay, all right. 268 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,174 All right, let's make it happen. 269 00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:11,516 Are you okay? 270 00:12:11,519 --> 00:12:13,727 - Hmm. - You know, 271 00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:16,735 if you're worried about Glenn, I mean, you have my word 272 00:12:16,738 --> 00:12:18,969 - he will not be around at all. - No. I trust you. 273 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:23,337 It's just... it's gonna be weird sleeping here with my babies out 274 00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:25,340 under some other roof. 275 00:12:25,343 --> 00:12:26,609 Oh. 276 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,055 Being without you is hard enough. 277 00:12:28,058 --> 00:12:29,691 - Being without them? - Mm. 278 00:12:29,694 --> 00:12:31,967 It just makes me see why people stay together 279 00:12:31,969 --> 00:12:35,004 - for the sake of the kids. - Yeah. 280 00:12:35,006 --> 00:12:37,106 I just never pictured myself being a person 281 00:12:37,108 --> 00:12:38,474 who doesn't wake up every day 282 00:12:38,476 --> 00:12:40,576 in the same house with her children. 283 00:12:41,812 --> 00:12:43,845 But this is us now. 284 00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:45,626 We're on our way to being better people, 285 00:12:45,629 --> 00:12:47,982 more authentic people. 286 00:12:47,985 --> 00:12:50,820 And that journey, well, it just isn't free. 287 00:12:50,822 --> 00:12:52,154 Hmm. 288 00:12:52,156 --> 00:12:53,704 Hey. 289 00:13:09,474 --> 00:13:11,524 Hen, Karen'll come around. 290 00:13:11,527 --> 00:13:13,676 I mean, she has to know that it wasn't you that night. 291 00:13:13,678 --> 00:13:15,444 You were possessed. You were someone else. 292 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,508 It was a full moon. 293 00:13:16,511 --> 00:13:17,913 Was it? I don't know, Chim. 294 00:13:17,915 --> 00:13:19,315 We are what we do, right? 295 00:13:19,317 --> 00:13:21,150 How can I claim to be a family woman, 296 00:13:21,152 --> 00:13:23,085 a faithful woman, when I did that? 297 00:13:23,087 --> 00:13:27,188 What if I've just been pretending with Karen? 298 00:13:27,191 --> 00:13:29,658 What, so you don't want to get back together with her? 299 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:31,922 Of course I do. I love her. 300 00:13:31,925 --> 00:13:33,996 I'm just dealing with an existential crisis. 301 00:13:33,998 --> 00:13:36,469 Like, what if that's not who I am? 302 00:13:36,472 --> 00:13:39,934 Can we be together now that I've exposed this truth about myself? 303 00:13:39,937 --> 00:13:43,339 What if I, what if I'm a completely different person? 304 00:13:43,341 --> 00:13:45,149 You're still a lesbian, right? 305 00:13:45,152 --> 00:13:47,309 Well, looks like we came to the right place 306 00:13:47,311 --> 00:13:49,337 to get you some answers. 307 00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:56,547 The time of death: 3:30 p.m. 308 00:13:57,955 --> 00:14:00,256 Guess we're a little late. 309 00:14:00,258 --> 00:14:01,837 No, no, no, don't call it. 310 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,626 Hey, hey, I'm not dead. 311 00:14:03,628 --> 00:14:05,149 Come on, Lyle! Wake up! 312 00:14:05,152 --> 00:14:06,966 Yours is in there. The stiff is ours. 313 00:14:06,969 --> 00:14:08,233 No, no, no, no, no, don't leave. 314 00:14:08,235 --> 00:14:09,727 No, please. 315 00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,973 Help me! 316 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,594 I don't know what happened. 317 00:14:13,597 --> 00:14:15,703 He just keeled over. 318 00:14:15,706 --> 00:14:17,349 Fell like a stone. 319 00:14:17,352 --> 00:14:20,242 I had just finished reading his palm. 320 00:14:20,244 --> 00:14:23,078 This man's lifeline was really long. 321 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,813 Well, it's not an exact science, now, is it? 322 00:14:24,815 --> 00:14:26,148 Left hand, please. 323 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:28,305 Relax and breathe. Deep breaths. 324 00:14:28,308 --> 00:14:31,553 Look, Hen, I'm just saying, making one crazy mistake, 325 00:14:31,556 --> 00:14:32,955 you know, doesn't make you 326 00:14:32,957 --> 00:14:34,498 a completely different human being. 327 00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:35,925 It just makes you human. 328 00:14:35,927 --> 00:14:37,927 Except it wasn't a mistake. It was a choice, Chim. 329 00:14:37,929 --> 00:14:39,258 And I got to ask myself, why? 330 00:14:39,261 --> 00:14:41,530 Why would I make that choice? Risk everything? 331 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,233 Would you like a quick reading from me? 332 00:14:44,235 --> 00:14:46,030 I'd like for you to keep breathing into this bag 333 00:14:46,032 --> 00:14:47,803 and mind your own business. 334 00:14:47,805 --> 00:14:49,872 I knew she was gonna say that. 335 00:14:59,102 --> 00:15:00,802 Here you go. 336 00:15:00,805 --> 00:15:02,946 Oh, thank you so much, Carla. 337 00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:04,820 You're welcome. 338 00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:06,455 You going on a trip? 339 00:15:06,457 --> 00:15:07,523 Uh... 340 00:15:07,525 --> 00:15:10,146 No... Oh, no, that's my mom's. 341 00:15:10,149 --> 00:15:11,459 I have to send it back 342 00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:13,329 so that no one steals her identity. 343 00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:14,818 She never traveled. 344 00:15:14,821 --> 00:15:17,766 Well, not Mom. 345 00:15:17,768 --> 00:15:19,665 She got married so young. 346 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,170 She always talked about traveling. 347 00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:23,107 "I'm going to go to Ireland. 348 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,760 I'm going to eat my way across Europe." 349 00:15:27,111 --> 00:15:28,477 She didn't do it, though. 350 00:15:28,479 --> 00:15:30,263 She only... I think she only went to... 351 00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:32,185 Yeah, Mexico... Cabo. 352 00:15:32,188 --> 00:15:37,052 It was for, uh, Matt and Beth's renewal of their vows. 353 00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:38,388 Hmm. 354 00:15:38,391 --> 00:15:40,224 You good? 355 00:15:40,227 --> 00:15:41,757 I mean, you had me a little worried 356 00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:43,560 when you said you were going back to work. 357 00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,260 But you seem good. 358 00:15:45,262 --> 00:15:46,929 - I do? - Yeah. 359 00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:48,464 I guess I'm good. 360 00:15:48,466 --> 00:15:50,466 Oh. 361 00:15:53,137 --> 00:15:55,571 I wanted you to have that. 362 00:15:56,924 --> 00:15:58,357 They were my mom's 363 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,544 and they're not really valuable or anything, 364 00:16:01,547 --> 00:16:03,479 but they meant a lot to her 365 00:16:03,481 --> 00:16:04,847 and you meant a lot to her. 366 00:16:04,849 --> 00:16:06,949 You meant a lot to both of us. 367 00:16:06,951 --> 00:16:10,486 I love them. 368 00:16:10,488 --> 00:16:13,758 But, um, you sure you want to give these to me? 369 00:16:13,761 --> 00:16:18,172 Oh, I have so many things... to remind me of my mom. 370 00:16:18,175 --> 00:16:21,864 And I want you to have something to remind you of her. 371 00:16:21,866 --> 00:16:23,799 As if I could ever forget Patricia. 372 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:28,037 Or you. 373 00:16:28,039 --> 00:16:29,505 Thank you 374 00:16:29,507 --> 00:16:31,591 for the earrings and, uh, 375 00:16:31,594 --> 00:16:34,476 making me feel like part of the family. 376 00:16:34,479 --> 00:16:37,580 Yeah. Oh. 377 00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:48,630 Somebody, anybody, for the love of God, 378 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,526 I'm not dead. 379 00:16:50,528 --> 00:16:52,696 Forensic Pathology, 2211. 380 00:16:53,531 --> 00:16:56,030 Wake up, Lyle, move something. 381 00:16:56,033 --> 00:17:00,069 Anything. Get 'em to notice, come on. 382 00:17:00,072 --> 00:17:02,338 This isn't happening. 383 00:17:04,519 --> 00:17:06,552 Damn it, Lyle, wake up. 384 00:17:06,555 --> 00:17:08,877 I don't want to die! 385 00:17:32,038 --> 00:17:33,925 911. What's your emergency? 386 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:37,188 Um... 387 00:17:49,216 --> 00:17:51,116 Oh, hey, down here. 388 00:17:51,118 --> 00:17:53,558 Come on. 389 00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:54,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 390 00:17:54,963 --> 00:17:56,955 - Wait. - You... I... you're... 391 00:17:56,957 --> 00:17:58,690 At-at the psychic's house. 392 00:17:58,692 --> 00:17:59,958 You-you-you were... 393 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,593 I was dead, right? 394 00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:03,028 Oh, you might want to, um... 395 00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:05,112 - I had to improvise. - Oh. 396 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,921 - Wound's pretty deep but no severed artery. - Pulse is good. 397 00:18:13,924 --> 00:18:16,041 - I'm gonna hit him with some amyl nitrite. - Okay. 398 00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:18,176 - Ow! - Okay. Relax, relax. 399 00:18:18,178 --> 00:18:19,687 - Relax. Just relax for me. - Ow! 400 00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:21,156 We got you. We got you. 401 00:18:21,159 --> 00:18:22,714 We got you. 402 00:18:22,716 --> 00:18:24,323 And how about you? Are you okay? 403 00:18:24,326 --> 00:18:25,332 I'm just gonna check your vitals. 404 00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:27,985 You seem surprisingly calm for a dead guy. 405 00:18:27,988 --> 00:18:30,522 I have narcolepsy with cataplexy. 406 00:18:30,524 --> 00:18:32,237 No way. He wasn't dead. 407 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,992 He-he fell into a paralytic sleep. 408 00:18:33,994 --> 00:18:36,245 - And your vitals were imperceptible. - No way. 409 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,896 You must've, like, freaked out when you woke up on this table. 410 00:18:38,899 --> 00:18:40,565 Yeah, well, I mean, I did 411 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,100 - the first time it happened. - First time? 412 00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:43,602 This has happened more than once? 413 00:18:43,604 --> 00:18:46,538 Yeah. I-I've been pronounced dead by accident three times. 414 00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:47,659 What? That's insane. 415 00:18:47,662 --> 00:18:49,406 You think maybe you want to wear a bracelet 416 00:18:49,409 --> 00:18:50,839 so you can tell people you have this disorder? 417 00:18:50,841 --> 00:18:52,508 Yeah, maybe a tattoo across your chest that says, 418 00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:54,279 "Do not use bone saw, I am not dead!" 419 00:18:54,281 --> 00:18:55,835 with, like, ten exclamation points. 420 00:18:55,838 --> 00:18:58,550 No, I don't want people to know. 421 00:18:58,552 --> 00:19:00,256 I'm sure he would have appreciated it. 422 00:19:00,259 --> 00:19:01,492 Damn straight! 423 00:19:01,495 --> 00:19:03,221 No, I'm serious. 424 00:19:03,223 --> 00:19:08,326 Each time that I die I wake up a completely different person. 425 00:19:08,328 --> 00:19:12,367 Each time I am reminded of just how precious life is. 426 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:13,732 It's a gift. 427 00:19:13,734 --> 00:19:15,467 And, you know, I'm terrified of the day 428 00:19:15,469 --> 00:19:18,370 that I don't wake up in time and they actually bury me alive. 429 00:19:18,372 --> 00:19:21,239 But, uh, until then... 430 00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:23,875 death becomes me. 431 00:19:32,219 --> 00:19:33,952 Hey. 432 00:19:35,889 --> 00:19:39,357 God, Hen... what are you doing here? 433 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:42,093 I know you go grocery shopping on Fridays. 434 00:19:42,095 --> 00:19:44,157 I didn't want to make a scene at your parents' house 435 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,196 in front of Denny. 436 00:19:45,198 --> 00:19:46,931 S-So you thought confronting me 437 00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:49,034 in the Bristol Farms parking lot was better? 438 00:19:49,036 --> 00:19:50,268 I would've preferred a phone call, 439 00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:52,671 but you haven't returned mine. 440 00:19:52,673 --> 00:19:55,907 Look, I... 441 00:19:55,909 --> 00:19:58,009 I'm not blowing you off. 442 00:19:58,011 --> 00:20:01,012 I'm just... busy with everything. 443 00:20:04,217 --> 00:20:06,484 Can I please get five minutes? 444 00:20:10,957 --> 00:20:13,658 Fine. 445 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,060 I'm listening. 446 00:20:15,062 --> 00:20:16,828 Karen, I love you. 447 00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,246 I know. 448 00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:20,204 I know that doesn't mean a whole lot right now, 449 00:20:20,207 --> 00:20:21,566 but it's all I've got. 450 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:24,636 You... you and Denny, you're everything to me. 451 00:20:24,638 --> 00:20:26,638 Hen, I can't. I can't. 452 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,106 I messed up. 453 00:20:29,609 --> 00:20:32,277 I'm a mess. 454 00:20:32,279 --> 00:20:35,613 But you get me, Karen. 455 00:20:35,615 --> 00:20:38,083 Not a lot of people do. 456 00:20:38,085 --> 00:20:40,785 Please. 457 00:20:40,787 --> 00:20:42,587 Please come home. 458 00:20:46,676 --> 00:20:48,993 You... 459 00:20:48,995 --> 00:20:51,407 you hurt me, Hen. 460 00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,591 I wish, I wish, I wish 461 00:20:53,594 --> 00:20:56,595 the person that went over to Eva's that night wasn't me, 462 00:20:56,598 --> 00:20:59,838 'cause you know that's not who I am. 463 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:03,375 Hen, I can't. I-I can't do this. 464 00:21:03,377 --> 00:21:04,843 I can't do this right now. 465 00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:06,644 I have to... I have to make dinner 466 00:21:06,646 --> 00:21:10,014 and I-I have to get Denny ready for bed. 467 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,454 Karen, I love you. 468 00:21:16,456 --> 00:21:20,258 I-I know you know that. 469 00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:22,026 I do. 470 00:21:29,903 --> 00:21:33,173 So, what did your brother... you know, did he like me? 471 00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,241 - I think he did. - Yeah? 472 00:21:36,244 --> 00:21:37,410 Although he was really funny 473 00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:39,646 when he thought you had moved in with me. 474 00:21:39,649 --> 00:21:42,250 I guess I kind of did, right? 475 00:21:42,253 --> 00:21:44,892 Is that okay, my-my stuff being at your place? 476 00:21:44,895 --> 00:21:46,535 Yeah. 477 00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,743 I mean, I hadn't really thought about it like that. 478 00:21:48,746 --> 00:21:50,655 You've been so amazing through this. 479 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,507 - I got your back, you know that. - Really. 480 00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:54,042 Hello, Evan. 481 00:21:55,895 --> 00:21:58,329 Um, hi. 482 00:21:58,331 --> 00:22:00,398 You seriously don't recognize me. 483 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,133 I look exactly like my profile pic. 484 00:22:02,135 --> 00:22:04,423 Daphne B. The girl that you've been DMing 485 00:22:04,426 --> 00:22:05,637 for the past three months. 486 00:22:05,639 --> 00:22:07,806 Well, until you fell off the face of the earth. 487 00:22:07,808 --> 00:22:09,965 You think it's cool to just blow people off? 488 00:22:09,968 --> 00:22:11,276 No, no, no, hold on, hold on. 489 00:22:11,278 --> 00:22:13,446 This cannot be happening again. 490 00:22:13,449 --> 00:22:14,813 What do you mean, "again"? 491 00:22:14,815 --> 00:22:17,849 You said that I had the prettiest eyes you'd ever seen. 492 00:22:17,851 --> 00:22:20,376 They're real, unlike your profile status. 493 00:22:20,379 --> 00:22:22,220 - You said you were single. - Did you say that recently? 494 00:22:22,222 --> 00:22:23,588 No, no, Abby, Abby, this is, 495 00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:25,376 this is just a big misunderstanding. 496 00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:27,253 No, no, no, there's no misunderstanding. 497 00:22:27,256 --> 00:22:28,780 I've been communicating with this jerkwad 498 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:29,781 for three months, 499 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,249 and now he doesn't know who I am. 500 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:33,651 You're the second girl in two days 501 00:22:33,654 --> 00:22:35,053 to say that I've ghosted them. 502 00:22:35,064 --> 00:22:36,764 Whoa. Hey, come on. 503 00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:38,190 Oh, my God. 504 00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,158 I just did you a huge favor, lady. 505 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,793 You're welcome. 506 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:44,429 What...? 507 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,665 No, I-I swear. I don't know who that was. 508 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,567 I thought you weren't doing that anymore. 509 00:22:48,569 --> 00:22:51,236 Hey, I'm not. You know, hey, you know me, right? Come on. 510 00:22:51,238 --> 00:22:53,296 I don't know. I don't even know who I am right now. 511 00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:56,541 But I definitely don't feel like I know who you are right now. 512 00:22:57,845 --> 00:22:59,945 Abby. 513 00:22:59,947 --> 00:23:01,780 Abby, come on. 514 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,541 YOLO. 515 00:23:13,544 --> 00:23:15,583 I learned that term from my boy. 516 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:19,067 I know the kids coined it only just to justify 517 00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:21,404 doing something irresponsible, 518 00:23:21,406 --> 00:23:23,673 but you only have one 50th birthday. 519 00:23:23,675 --> 00:23:26,409 - No arguments here. - Half a century of living, 520 00:23:26,411 --> 00:23:28,177 most of it pushing insurance? 521 00:23:28,179 --> 00:23:30,680 I know I deserve this. 522 00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:34,606 My wife is completely against it. 523 00:23:34,609 --> 00:23:36,916 - Ah, they usually are. - Meg would lose her mind 524 00:23:36,919 --> 00:23:38,997 - if she knew I was here even browsing. - Well, 525 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,054 she'll forget she ever felt that way after you take her 526 00:23:41,056 --> 00:23:42,556 for a spin on one of these bad boys. 527 00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:45,194 She's usually right about stuff. 528 00:23:45,196 --> 00:23:47,223 Knowing me... And I even told her this... 529 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,830 I'd probably ride the thing a few times 530 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,567 and then just lose interest. 531 00:23:52,003 --> 00:23:53,603 But I don't know. 532 00:24:00,345 --> 00:24:02,745 I told my boy I was doing this. 533 00:24:02,747 --> 00:24:04,994 I promised him he'd see his old man come home 534 00:24:04,997 --> 00:24:09,352 looking like some kind of badass Easy Rider. 535 00:24:19,464 --> 00:24:23,466 These bikes, you got any of these in red? 536 00:24:56,575 --> 00:24:58,209 _ 537 00:24:58,210 --> 00:25:00,838 _ 538 00:25:00,841 --> 00:25:02,390 _ 539 00:25:09,747 --> 00:25:12,048 Where's the captain? 540 00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:15,351 Not much we can do for him. 541 00:25:15,353 --> 00:25:17,887 Speed of impact tore him clean in two. 542 00:25:17,889 --> 00:25:19,388 He's lost a lot of blood. 543 00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:21,190 I don't know how he's made it this long. 544 00:25:21,192 --> 00:25:23,860 Well, the helmet probably kept him from dying on impact. 545 00:25:23,862 --> 00:25:25,620 His circulatory system is keeping his heart beating, 546 00:25:25,622 --> 00:25:26,863 killing him at the same time, 547 00:25:26,865 --> 00:25:28,767 pumping all his blood out into the street. 548 00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:30,366 He's got minutes. 549 00:25:36,074 --> 00:25:37,707 So stupid. 550 00:25:37,709 --> 00:25:40,209 What time is it? I have to get home. 551 00:25:40,211 --> 00:25:43,346 Meg's gonna lose it. She's gonna frickin' lose it. 552 00:25:43,348 --> 00:25:45,081 Ethan's probably still outside. 553 00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:47,184 - Who's Ethan? - My son. He's on the porch, 554 00:25:47,187 --> 00:25:48,751 he's waiting for me, he's... 555 00:25:48,753 --> 00:25:50,353 outside, waiting for me. I told him to, 556 00:25:50,355 --> 00:25:51,921 so he could see me come home. 557 00:25:53,476 --> 00:25:55,470 How long before you guys have me out of here? 558 00:25:55,473 --> 00:25:57,460 I'm so frickin' late. 559 00:25:57,463 --> 00:25:59,725 Right now, your comfort is our priority, 560 00:25:59,728 --> 00:26:01,788 so I want you to just take a deep breath, 561 00:26:01,791 --> 00:26:03,530 try to stay still and relax. 562 00:26:03,533 --> 00:26:04,700 Okay. 563 00:26:04,702 --> 00:26:06,135 What's that? What's this, your phone? 564 00:26:06,137 --> 00:26:07,236 - You want your phone? Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 565 00:26:07,238 --> 00:26:08,604 All right, we'll get your phone. 566 00:26:08,606 --> 00:26:10,647 - Okay. That's right... - Okay. 567 00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:12,608 - Oh, it's him. - Okay. 568 00:26:12,610 --> 00:26:15,000 Hey. Hey, buddy. 569 00:26:15,003 --> 00:26:16,712 Hey, pal. 570 00:26:16,714 --> 00:26:18,789 Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, buddy. 571 00:26:18,792 --> 00:26:21,117 I'm late, I know, I'm trying. 572 00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,922 I'm try... yeah, I got it. 573 00:26:23,925 --> 00:26:25,655 I got it, like we said. 574 00:26:25,657 --> 00:26:28,352 96 Twin Cam engine, yeah. 575 00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:31,861 1,560 CCs, cherry red... Oh, it's bad. 576 00:26:31,863 --> 00:26:34,630 It's bad, just like the one we saw online. 577 00:26:34,632 --> 00:26:36,332 Oh, it cooks, buddy. 578 00:26:36,334 --> 00:26:38,935 I was hauling up Alameda like a badass. 579 00:26:38,937 --> 00:26:41,109 Yeah, like a real Hells Angel. 580 00:26:41,112 --> 00:26:44,359 Your old dad was like a new man, buddy, I'm telling you. 581 00:26:44,362 --> 00:26:48,008 Uh, hey, and don't tell Mom: this thing is a chick magnet. 582 00:26:48,011 --> 00:26:50,359 Yeah, yeah. 583 00:26:50,362 --> 00:26:53,549 I was on top of the world, pal, but let me tell you something: 584 00:26:53,551 --> 00:26:57,687 I would have felt just as good if I was on a ten-speed bike, 585 00:26:57,689 --> 00:27:00,456 'cause I knew I was coming home to you. 586 00:27:05,722 --> 00:27:08,231 I love you, son. 587 00:27:18,209 --> 00:27:21,310 Dad? 588 00:27:21,312 --> 00:27:24,113 Ethan? Hi. 589 00:27:24,115 --> 00:27:26,353 Is your mom home? 590 00:27:26,356 --> 00:27:28,523 Why don't you put her on the phone. 591 00:27:39,330 --> 00:27:41,530 Yeah. 592 00:27:45,828 --> 00:27:47,227 Hey. 593 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,872 I'm sorry, that was unprofessional. 594 00:27:49,874 --> 00:27:53,042 Oh, no one bats a thousand. 595 00:27:53,044 --> 00:27:55,781 Not with the things we got to see every day. 596 00:27:55,784 --> 00:27:59,282 When I'm on duty, this is who I need to be. 597 00:27:59,284 --> 00:28:02,125 But the second I walk through my door at night, 598 00:28:02,128 --> 00:28:05,554 I turn into a completely different person. 599 00:28:05,556 --> 00:28:10,596 Everybody here today looks like they're holding it together. 600 00:28:10,599 --> 00:28:13,266 No doubt, they're going through a box of tissues tonight. 601 00:28:13,269 --> 00:28:16,296 Anything I can do to help you with this one? 602 00:28:19,022 --> 00:28:21,990 Yeah. 603 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:24,026 Will you go somewhere with me? 604 00:28:34,511 --> 00:28:35,910 Hey yo, Rebar! 605 00:28:35,910 --> 00:28:37,257 Come clean. This is you, right? 606 00:28:37,260 --> 00:28:39,160 Putting girls up to this, you think you're funny? 607 00:28:39,162 --> 00:28:41,296 You know what, Buck, I really wish it was me... 608 00:28:41,298 --> 00:28:42,731 Okay, you wish, you wish. 609 00:28:42,733 --> 00:28:44,566 - Let's see... - but it's not. 610 00:28:44,568 --> 00:28:46,868 I bet if you updated your relationship status 611 00:28:46,870 --> 00:28:49,804 on your Myspace page, it might clear up all of this confusion. 612 00:28:49,806 --> 00:28:51,373 Hey, who even uses Myspace? 613 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:53,842 Oh, evidently, you do. 614 00:28:55,412 --> 00:28:57,512 The hell. That's my Facebook picture. 615 00:28:57,514 --> 00:28:58,998 Yet another disappointed young lady 616 00:28:59,001 --> 00:29:00,717 came into the firehouse today. 617 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,554 After I convinced her to stop shouting and throwing rocks, 618 00:29:03,557 --> 00:29:04,756 she showed me this. 619 00:29:04,759 --> 00:29:06,254 Don't you get it? 620 00:29:06,256 --> 00:29:08,556 Some weirdo saw your B-movie star looks 621 00:29:08,558 --> 00:29:10,925 in the news, and thought pretending to be you 622 00:29:10,927 --> 00:29:14,028 would be a good lure to catfish the women of L.A. 623 00:29:14,030 --> 00:29:16,531 So I'm a-I'm a Yankees fan who loves Star Wars? 624 00:29:16,533 --> 00:29:17,866 Uh, Star Wars prequels. 625 00:29:17,868 --> 00:29:19,786 Hey, it's not funny. 626 00:29:19,789 --> 00:29:21,373 This is really messed up. 627 00:29:21,376 --> 00:29:23,037 Yeah, it is, but come on, 628 00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:25,373 some dude doing the boring legwork, 629 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:27,041 having hotties come to your door, 630 00:29:27,043 --> 00:29:28,843 I mean, what, is that really that awful? 631 00:29:28,845 --> 00:29:31,179 Abby is freaking out. This cannot keep happening. 632 00:29:31,181 --> 00:29:32,227 Who is he? 633 00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:34,048 Okay, your imposter's not that bright. 634 00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:36,151 He's already started exchanging e-mails with Brandy. 635 00:29:36,153 --> 00:29:38,820 - Who's Brandy? - The angry girl throwing the rocks. 636 00:29:38,822 --> 00:29:40,771 Who's actually very smart and very cool, 637 00:29:40,774 --> 00:29:42,974 and who may or may not come to my place next week 638 00:29:42,977 --> 00:29:44,927 to watch the game with us, so please, don't come. 639 00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:47,529 The point is, if you know what you're looking for, 640 00:29:47,531 --> 00:29:51,833 you can find the I.P. address in the header of the messages. 641 00:29:51,835 --> 00:29:54,702 Just looks like a bunch of random numbers. 642 00:29:54,704 --> 00:29:56,975 Yeah, Buck, random numbers 643 00:29:56,978 --> 00:30:00,008 that we can trace to his actual address. 644 00:30:06,817 --> 00:30:09,451 Thanks for coming here with me. 645 00:30:09,453 --> 00:30:10,852 You ever go to church? 646 00:30:10,854 --> 00:30:12,720 Every Sunday. 647 00:30:12,722 --> 00:30:14,222 But I'm Baptist. 648 00:30:14,224 --> 00:30:18,259 So we don't "go to church," we "do church." 649 00:30:18,261 --> 00:30:20,561 I'm here three or four times a week. 650 00:30:20,564 --> 00:30:22,530 Keeps me out of trouble. 651 00:30:22,532 --> 00:30:26,768 Uh, when I'm here alone, I can confess, pray, 652 00:30:26,770 --> 00:30:29,070 find the quiet to forgive and forget. 653 00:30:29,072 --> 00:30:31,940 You think coming here and praying it away can work? 654 00:30:31,942 --> 00:30:34,242 Works for me, most of the time. 655 00:30:34,244 --> 00:30:36,177 Some things are tough to shake. 656 00:30:36,179 --> 00:30:37,412 Hmm. 657 00:30:37,414 --> 00:30:39,873 Oh, what a life we chose, huh? 658 00:30:39,876 --> 00:30:42,717 No one on the outside can understand it. 659 00:30:44,454 --> 00:30:47,388 Whenever I walk into a new place, the first thing I do 660 00:30:47,390 --> 00:30:49,891 is look around for something I can use as a splint. 661 00:30:49,893 --> 00:30:52,467 I check to see if anyone's carrying a gun. 662 00:30:54,031 --> 00:30:55,397 It's exhausting. 663 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,799 Yeah. 664 00:30:57,801 --> 00:31:00,802 But it can be so damn fun. 665 00:31:04,741 --> 00:31:07,108 Could I ask you to pray with me? 666 00:31:10,046 --> 00:31:12,013 I'd like that. 667 00:31:20,223 --> 00:31:21,422 Hey! 668 00:31:21,424 --> 00:31:22,853 Hey, catfish! 669 00:31:22,856 --> 00:31:24,324 The jig is up. 670 00:31:24,327 --> 00:31:26,326 Easy, guy, now keep a cool head. 671 00:31:26,329 --> 00:31:27,562 This guy's a criminal. 672 00:31:27,565 --> 00:31:30,436 Come on, freak, we got your number. Open up. 673 00:31:30,439 --> 00:31:32,092 Maybe he's not home. 674 00:31:32,095 --> 00:31:34,520 LAFD! Come to the door! 675 00:31:34,523 --> 00:31:36,256 Must be a recluse, or a meth addict. 676 00:31:36,259 --> 00:31:37,631 He's blacked out all the windows. 677 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:38,934 Oh, geez. 678 00:31:42,078 --> 00:31:45,046 Oh, this is not gonna be pretty. 679 00:31:45,048 --> 00:31:46,647 How does this happen? 680 00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:49,084 My guess? Heart attack. 681 00:31:49,087 --> 00:31:50,736 It's kind of sad, you know? 682 00:31:50,739 --> 00:31:53,154 The coroner said he's probably been lying there ten days, 683 00:31:53,157 --> 00:31:54,359 but no one notices? 684 00:31:54,362 --> 00:31:56,296 The guy was a shut-in. The park manager says 685 00:31:56,298 --> 00:31:58,084 no one's seen him in, like, two years. 686 00:31:58,087 --> 00:32:01,173 Well, it's tragic. 687 00:32:01,176 --> 00:32:03,256 Let's not forget, this was an online predator. 688 00:32:03,259 --> 00:32:04,265 Was he, though? 689 00:32:04,267 --> 00:32:06,506 It's not like he was tricking women into hooking up. 690 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:07,608 He never went out. 691 00:32:07,611 --> 00:32:09,137 If he could even get out. 692 00:32:09,139 --> 00:32:10,856 Why are you defending him? 693 00:32:10,859 --> 00:32:13,539 I'm just saying. 694 00:32:13,542 --> 00:32:15,475 It's kind of a bummer, you know? 695 00:32:15,478 --> 00:32:19,347 He hated himself so much he had to pretend to be someone else. 696 00:32:19,349 --> 00:32:22,183 Don't get a lot of cases that bloat this much. 697 00:32:22,185 --> 00:32:24,918 Body's probably double the size it was at time of death. 698 00:32:24,921 --> 00:32:26,655 Bloat set in after rigor mortis, 699 00:32:26,657 --> 00:32:29,709 filled him with methane and CO2, along with decomposition fluids, 700 00:32:29,712 --> 00:32:32,006 probably 'cause it's so hot in here, 701 00:32:32,009 --> 00:32:35,186 and he expired with a full stomach. 702 00:32:35,189 --> 00:32:37,397 I just don't know how to get him out of here. 703 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,700 We either got to knock down this wall, or... 704 00:32:39,703 --> 00:32:42,137 roll this whole thing down to the morgue. 705 00:32:46,001 --> 00:32:48,451 No. No. 706 00:32:48,454 --> 00:32:51,436 Okay, look, this guy may not have lived with much dignity, 707 00:32:51,439 --> 00:32:53,748 but maybe, he can still die with some. 708 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:56,045 I mean, these people are already treating him 709 00:32:56,048 --> 00:32:57,781 like he's a circus sideshow. 710 00:32:57,784 --> 00:33:00,584 Now, let's not make it any more of a spectacle. 711 00:33:00,587 --> 00:33:03,381 I know a way we can get him out of here in a body bag. 712 00:33:03,384 --> 00:33:06,819 That's a great speech, but that would take hours. 713 00:33:06,822 --> 00:33:09,520 Why? You just drain all the gas and gunk and stuff. 714 00:33:09,523 --> 00:33:11,156 We would have to use large bore needles 715 00:33:11,159 --> 00:33:12,967 and start the embalming process here. 716 00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:14,194 Okay, so let's do that. 717 00:33:15,972 --> 00:33:20,508 He's dead. He doesn't care if people are gawking at him. 718 00:33:20,510 --> 00:33:23,011 All right? He doesn't have any feelings to hurt anymore. 719 00:33:24,313 --> 00:33:26,556 Listen... 720 00:33:26,559 --> 00:33:30,818 You are not about to beat up a coroner, now are you, Buck? 721 00:33:34,824 --> 00:33:36,991 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 722 00:33:38,995 --> 00:33:40,487 No! No! 723 00:33:40,490 --> 00:33:42,656 Ugh. 724 00:33:45,835 --> 00:33:48,436 Nice work. 725 00:33:48,438 --> 00:33:50,432 Yeah, I thought he was gonna pop. 726 00:33:50,435 --> 00:33:54,137 I told you, draining him is going to take time. 727 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:55,973 What do you got, dinner reservations? 728 00:33:55,976 --> 00:33:57,423 Let's get to work, okay? 729 00:34:07,956 --> 00:34:10,257 Oh, God. 730 00:34:13,396 --> 00:34:14,748 Oh, my God. 731 00:34:14,751 --> 00:34:17,198 Oh. 732 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,200 Oh, oh. 733 00:34:22,283 --> 00:34:25,951 - Is that it? Is it done? - I think so. 734 00:34:25,954 --> 00:34:28,476 Oh, God! Oh, my God. Oh, God. 735 00:34:28,478 --> 00:34:31,145 Oh, no. No, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 736 00:34:32,582 --> 00:34:34,686 All right, guys, clear a path. Come on. 737 00:34:34,689 --> 00:34:36,984 Move back, please. Have a little respect. 738 00:34:36,986 --> 00:34:38,868 Out of the way. Thank you. 739 00:34:42,739 --> 00:34:45,073 Hey, thank you. 740 00:34:45,076 --> 00:34:46,424 Yeah. 741 00:34:46,427 --> 00:34:48,060 Nice job, Buck. 742 00:34:48,063 --> 00:34:49,525 You did good. 743 00:34:58,447 --> 00:35:00,647 He was, like, a 350 pound mess, 744 00:35:00,650 --> 00:35:02,130 been dead for a whole week. 745 00:35:02,132 --> 00:35:04,199 These girls are getting blown off 746 00:35:04,201 --> 00:35:05,567 because the dude died. 747 00:35:05,569 --> 00:35:07,535 That-that is all there is to it. 748 00:35:07,537 --> 00:35:09,118 Okay? 749 00:35:09,121 --> 00:35:11,287 I-I need you... 750 00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:14,391 I need you to know that, I need you... 751 00:35:14,394 --> 00:35:16,610 Abby, do you believe me? 752 00:35:16,613 --> 00:35:20,315 Yeah, I believe you. I believe you. 753 00:35:20,317 --> 00:35:22,134 Okay. 754 00:35:22,137 --> 00:35:24,552 I'm kind of relieved, 'cause I was feeling a little crazy 755 00:35:24,554 --> 00:35:26,187 - there for a minute. - No, no. Hey, hey. 756 00:35:26,189 --> 00:35:28,423 You're so not crazy. 757 00:35:28,425 --> 00:35:30,725 - You're so not crazy, okay? - It's a crazy story. 758 00:35:30,727 --> 00:35:31,798 No... Yeah. 759 00:35:31,801 --> 00:35:34,936 We got there and it was just... 760 00:35:34,939 --> 00:35:37,464 Um... 761 00:35:37,467 --> 00:35:40,401 Are you-you going somewhere? 762 00:35:40,403 --> 00:35:43,438 Um... 763 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,907 I bought a plane ticket to go to Dublin. 764 00:35:45,909 --> 00:35:48,610 Dublin, as in... 765 00:35:48,612 --> 00:35:50,319 Dublin, Ireland? 766 00:35:50,322 --> 00:35:52,413 Yes, Dublin, Ireland. 767 00:35:52,415 --> 00:35:54,423 I'm-I'm gonna go 768 00:35:54,426 --> 00:35:57,226 for a while, probably. 769 00:35:57,229 --> 00:35:59,386 I don't know. I don't know how long. 770 00:35:59,389 --> 00:36:00,555 A few months maybe. 771 00:36:00,557 --> 00:36:03,558 W-Why? 772 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:07,562 For Mom. 773 00:36:07,564 --> 00:36:10,365 She always wanted to go to Ireland. She never went. 774 00:36:10,367 --> 00:36:14,068 So I need to go. 775 00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:16,104 Also because... 776 00:36:20,876 --> 00:36:24,878 I'm kind of lost, Buck. 777 00:36:24,881 --> 00:36:28,349 And I just lost my mom, but... 778 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:32,725 I realize I also kind of lost myself a long time ago, 779 00:36:32,728 --> 00:36:36,157 and... I-I don't know, 780 00:36:36,159 --> 00:36:37,559 I think somewhere along the way, 781 00:36:37,561 --> 00:36:40,037 I just started caring so much for everybody else 782 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,431 that I stopped caring for myself. 783 00:36:43,433 --> 00:36:47,835 I mean, I used to be a person who would travel the world 784 00:36:47,837 --> 00:36:50,376 swimming in competitions. 785 00:36:50,379 --> 00:36:51,873 And I... 786 00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:55,009 demanded so much from myself. 787 00:36:59,305 --> 00:37:02,406 And I feel like I need to find that again. 788 00:37:06,246 --> 00:37:08,246 Because I feel like... 789 00:37:08,249 --> 00:37:11,459 I need to have something to give 790 00:37:11,461 --> 00:37:14,529 to my job and to the people who are counting on me 791 00:37:14,531 --> 00:37:16,364 and to the people that I care about. 792 00:37:16,366 --> 00:37:19,832 I care about you so much. 793 00:37:19,835 --> 00:37:21,402 You're amazing. 794 00:37:21,404 --> 00:37:24,239 And these last few months, 795 00:37:24,241 --> 00:37:26,943 I think you've gotten me, at least halfway, 796 00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:28,512 to the person I want to be. 797 00:37:28,515 --> 00:37:33,081 But I've got to do this 798 00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:36,150 so that I know I have something to give. 799 00:37:40,156 --> 00:37:42,490 I'm excited for you. 800 00:37:48,431 --> 00:37:50,732 Almost as much as I am, um... 801 00:37:50,734 --> 00:37:52,734 sad for me. 802 00:37:58,041 --> 00:37:59,407 I'm gonna miss you. 803 00:37:59,409 --> 00:38:02,093 I'm gonna miss you, too. 804 00:38:23,829 --> 00:38:26,358 Hey boss, I put you down for tacos. 805 00:38:26,361 --> 00:38:27,882 Oh. 806 00:38:27,885 --> 00:38:29,904 Not exactly game night attire. 807 00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:31,072 I can't make it tonight. 808 00:38:31,927 --> 00:38:33,594 I have a date. 809 00:38:33,596 --> 00:38:36,263 No way. 810 00:38:36,265 --> 00:38:39,043 You actually found a match with that time capsule post? 811 00:38:39,046 --> 00:38:41,435 So, uh, what's the plan? 812 00:38:41,437 --> 00:38:43,937 Little ER marathon followed by a little Montell Jordan 813 00:38:43,939 --> 00:38:45,305 as you move into the bedroom? 814 00:38:45,307 --> 00:38:48,509 All right. How do I look? 815 00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:51,078 I'd lose the tie. 816 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,312 I got to wear a tie. 817 00:38:52,314 --> 00:38:53,947 You look like a lawyer. 818 00:38:58,621 --> 00:39:00,087 All right. 819 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:04,992 - How's that? What? - Uh, wait. 820 00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:11,441 - That's better. - Not too much? 821 00:39:11,444 --> 00:39:14,334 Not too much. Perfect. 822 00:39:14,337 --> 00:39:16,568 I don't think I've ever seen you this nervous. 823 00:39:19,542 --> 00:39:22,943 Well, it's kind of weird, once you get out of your own way, 824 00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:26,647 you start to see everything and everyone in a whole new light. 825 00:39:26,649 --> 00:39:29,029 All right. 826 00:39:29,032 --> 00:39:31,566 - Have fun tonight, Cap. - Thanks, Chim. 827 00:39:50,827 --> 00:39:52,629 I read about a woman in Detroit 828 00:39:52,632 --> 00:39:54,742 who owns over a thousand wigs. 829 00:39:54,744 --> 00:39:57,144 Can you imagine? 830 00:39:57,146 --> 00:39:59,207 A thousand different possibilities. 831 00:40:02,218 --> 00:40:06,854 It's actually impossible to become a different person. 832 00:40:06,856 --> 00:40:08,822 You can only be better, worse, 833 00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:12,092 or a variation of the person you already are. 834 00:40:16,265 --> 00:40:18,077 Don't make me regret this. 835 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:22,668 I promise I won't. 836 00:40:37,453 --> 00:40:38,852 Oh...! 837 00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:50,507 We are all pliable, 838 00:40:50,510 --> 00:40:53,019 constantly adjusting to our circumstances... 839 00:40:56,071 --> 00:40:58,397 - Hey. - Hey. 840 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,474 throwing caution to the wind, 841 00:41:00,476 --> 00:41:04,244 becoming who we need to be in the moment. 842 00:41:11,887 --> 00:41:13,519 You're not gonna come in with me? 843 00:41:13,522 --> 00:41:16,295 I learned a while ago, 844 00:41:16,298 --> 00:41:18,598 you never go beyond the glass doors. 845 00:41:22,517 --> 00:41:25,051 I must be crazy to be leaving you behind. 846 00:41:25,054 --> 00:41:28,319 You're not leaving anything behind. 847 00:41:30,339 --> 00:41:32,339 You're moving toward something. 848 00:41:35,311 --> 00:41:38,412 And I'm gonna be right here when you come back, okay? 849 00:41:41,683 --> 00:41:44,517 Go on. 850 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,486 You got this, okay? 851 00:41:46,488 --> 00:41:49,656 Take care of yourself, okay? 852 00:41:49,658 --> 00:41:51,291 You, too, Abby. 853 00:42:40,278 --> 00:42:41,411 You look beautiful. 854 00:42:41,414 --> 00:42:42,769 Thank you. 855 00:42:42,772 --> 00:42:45,646 You clean up nice, too. 856 00:42:45,648 --> 00:42:48,181 The only reward you get 857 00:42:48,183 --> 00:42:50,817 at the end of trying not to be who you were, 858 00:42:50,819 --> 00:42:54,288 or witnessing someone else change into a person 859 00:42:54,290 --> 00:42:56,657 you barely recognize, 860 00:42:56,659 --> 00:43:00,861 is being able to finally sit in front of another human being 861 00:43:00,863 --> 00:43:04,329 wearing every one of those thousand wigs 862 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:06,065 and try again. 863 00:43:07,237 --> 00:43:09,839 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --57801

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