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Ice cream.
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Ice cream, Mom... can I?
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- Sure.
- Ice cream!
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Don't you need money?
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I need money!
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- Thank you.
- Don't run!
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Okay!
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Shelly, you want ice cream?
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Ice cream!
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All right.
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Here you go.
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And no runnin'.
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In these loafers? Not a chance.
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I was jokin'.
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Okay.
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It was turning out to be
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the perfect Saturday.
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The ice cream man had extra napkins.
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I had tons of homework.
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And I was about to enjoy
an orange sherbet Push-Up,
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which was the only kind of Push-Up
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I could actually finish.
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Then it all came crashing down.
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There's no telling who
could buy that house!
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What if they have dogs?
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What if they have birds?
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What if they have both and the birds
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learned to bark like dogs?
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Sheldon, you're gettin'
yourself all worked up.
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For good reason... that house
is six feet away from my bedroom
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window... who knows what kind
of smells could jump the gap?
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Uh, cigarette smoke, a
scented candle, a durian?
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What's a durian?
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A vile-smelling fruit
of the genus Durio.
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When did you smell that?
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I haven't, and I'd like
to keep it that way.
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It might be nice.
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It might be a family with kids your age.
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I already live with a
kid my age... not a fan!
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What's up?
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Can I talk to you about
serious woman stuff?
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Of course.
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Is this a... iced tea conversation
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or a hot tea conversation?
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Definitely hot.
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Uh-oh.
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So what's goin' on?
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I think I have a boyfriend.
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Wow.
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But you cannot tell Mom.
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Oh, of course... I love not
telling your mother stuff.
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So what-what-what's his name?
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Marcus Adam Larson, he's 11 and a half,
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he has blond hair, his
favorite color's green
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and he's learning how to skateboard,
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but he's not very good yet.
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Okay, well, I have to ask, now...
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at your age, having a
boyfriend, what does that mean?
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Do you, uh... go out on dates?
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No.
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Um... well, d-do you hold hands?
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I wish, but no.
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So how do you know he's your boyfriend?
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Because this happened.
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_
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Wow.
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I didn't realize you had documentation.
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I know.
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Something suspicious
is happening next door.
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Like what?
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Groups of strangers
keep coming and going.
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They must be using the
house to sell drugs.
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No one's selling drugs, they're
just havin' an open house.
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What's that?
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They open up the house
so people interested
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in buyin' it can take a look.
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That explains why 911 hung up on me.
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I had no choice but to determine
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if any of these prospective home buyers
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would be suitable neighbors.
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This shifty fellow?
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He looks like trouble.
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That woman and
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whatever dark secret
is hiding in her bag?
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Probably a machete.
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Oh, this lady seems promising.
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Not on my watch.
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Please look around.
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If you have any questions,
I'll be right here.
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Excuse me, is there
someone in charge here?
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That would be me.
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Mr. Lundy?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm the realtor.
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But you're a teacher and an actor.
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And while those both pay so well,
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I like to do this on
the weekends for fun.
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Why are you here?
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I live next door and I'm concerned
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about who the new neighbor might be.
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Don't you worry, I will
personally make sure that
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your new neighbor is whoever
forks over the most money.
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Thank you.
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Wait.
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So if you want to be his girlfriend
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and he wants to be your boyfriend,
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what's the problem?
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He also plays baseball,
and this weekend...
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I have to pitch against him.
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Yeah, so?
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So if I strike him out, he might
get mad and break up with me.
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Well, why would he do that?
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I've struck out a bunch of boys.
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They all get real mad.
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You're gonna pitch
bad to him on purpose?
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I was thinkin' about it.
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That is not what you are gonna do.
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You are gonna do your best,
and if you strike him out,
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he will respect you for it.
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I don't know.
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When I struck out
Brian Morgan, he cried.
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Now everyone calls him Cryin' Brian.
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That's pretty funny.
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Thanks, I started it.
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Mr. Lundy?
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Come in.
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What brings you here?
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I'm the listing agent
on the house next door.
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But I thought you
were a teacher and a...
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And an actor, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You've got to get your
son out of my open house.
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Why, what's he doin'?
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Well...
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I noticed there's hair on your coat.
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Clearly yours is falling out,
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but do you also have pets?
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I detect a hint of garlic.
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Do you enjoy cooking stinky foods
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or are you afraid of vampires?
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Is there any chance you're just fat?
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Oh, dear, I'll go get him.
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Thank you.
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Kind of a dump.
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But I could sell it.
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Why are you reading about property code?
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The house next door to mine is for sale,
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and I'm looking for ways to
control who moves in there.
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When my family moved to Texas,
they burned our fishing boat.
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Tam, we're talking about
my problems right now.
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We usually are.
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Ooh, listen to this: "A seller
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or seller's agent must
disclose if a homicide
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has occurred on the property."
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Why is that helpful?
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That could scare off
any unwanted buyers.
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Has there ever been a murder next door?
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I sure hope so.
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Hello, Officer Robin.
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This is Sheldon Cooper.
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What's wrong, Sheldon?
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I was wondering if anyone was murdered
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in the house next door to mine.
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You mean murdered today?
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No, ever, but today would work, too.
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It'll take me a while to check.
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That's fine, I can hold.
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Tell Mr. Givens I may be
a little late to class.
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It's a police matter.
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Sheldon's gonna be late.
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Well, all right!
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- It's a police ma...
- Don't care.
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Yes, I'm still here.
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Sorry, no murders.
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Just one death from natural causes in
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1948.
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How can we be sure it wasn't foul play?
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The man was 96 years old, Sheldon.
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That's a lot of years to make enemies.
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Bye.
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So,
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you playin' the Tigers on Saturday?
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Should be an easy win.
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Their best player's parents
are getting a divorce.
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He's pretty distracted.
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Well, there's a lucky break.
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I just hope it drags
out through playoffs.
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So how you feel about
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not pitchin' Missy?
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Why would I do that?
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Well, she's growin' up
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and she's going through
some new stuff...
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Oh, I don't want to hear about that.
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No, no, no, she's...
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she's got a crush on a
boy on the other team,
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and she's worried that
if she strikes him out,
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that it will embarrass him.
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Well, that's too bad, she's our pitcher.
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She's gonna do her job.
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Well, she's also an 11-year-old
girl with big feelings.
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And I'm a cranky old
man with no feelings.
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Well, I've always thought that
underneath that tough exterior,
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there was a shred of compassion.
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Yeah, I know what you're doing.
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What am I doing?
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You're using your feminine
wiles to get your way.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Smart and handsome.
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You forgot tall.
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Don't say that.
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Never... say that.
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Goonies...
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never say die.
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Well done.
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Very moving.
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And speaking of moving,
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if any of your parents are in
the market for a two-bedroom,
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two-bath ranch-style
with a updated kitchen,
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have them give me a call.
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All right, very good.
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How about next week we try some
monologues from actual theater?
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Just a thought.
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Mr. Lundy.
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Oh, what now?
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What happened with the open house
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after you had me kicked out?
Were there any potential buyers?
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And if so, can I have
their names so I can run
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a background check
with my friends in blue?
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Sheldon, if you think you're gonna
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stop me from selling
this house, you're wrong.
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Oh, am I?
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They tried to stop me
from staging The Crucible
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on roller skates.
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A lot of understudies
went on that day...
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but so did the show.
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You do not want me as an enemy.
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Or as a friend, sibling
or student, I've been told.
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All right, look, if
it's so important to you,
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why don't you just go out
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and find a buyer that
you'd be happy with?
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So if I find someone I deem acceptable,
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you'd sell them the house?
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If the bank approves, so do I.
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Excellent.
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I wonder if Stephen
Hawking would like Texas.
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It's very flat.
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Oh, I can't afford a house,
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but I'm flattered
you'd want me next door.
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Of course I would. You
don't have enough friends
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to throw a party.
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Yeah, well...
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Neither-neither do you!
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So, you think after seeing
you every day at school,
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I'd want to go home, look out my window
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and see-see more of you?
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Yes.
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Hey, maybe we could
ride to school together.
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We could play car games.
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Stop, you're killing me.
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I'm sorry, why would I want
to live next door to you?
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Ask Mr. Givens.
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Apparently, I'm hilarious.
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That's sweet of you for asking,
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but I'd rather
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stick my finger in a pencil sharpener
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and crank away.
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I would love to, Sheldon,
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but there's a district rule
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that says a principal can't
live next door to a student.
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That makes sense.
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Does it? Good.
272
00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:07,439
Hey. Robin says the house
273
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next door to y'all is for sale.
274
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Oh, yeah, it is.
275
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,440
Is it nice?
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Uh... nice enough.
277
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Why? Are you thinking about moving?
278
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,049
I wasn't, but Robin's not
crazy about living in a house
279
00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:21,649
I shared with my ex-wife.
280
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That's understandable.
281
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I want her to be happy.
'Cause I love her.
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Not just 'cause she's a cop with a gun.
283
00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,209
- But that's part of it.
- Well,
284
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I'm sure there are lots of
wonderful houses out there.
285
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I'd be happy to help you look.
286
00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:37,699
Do you not want us to look
at the one next to you?
287
00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,780
Oh, no, of course not.
288
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You should absolutely look at it.
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As well as other houses.
290
00:11:44,010 --> 00:11:47,640
I have to say, this isn't
the reaction I was expecting.
291
00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:51,009
No, it is the reaction
you were expecting.
292
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Excited that my boss
might live next door to me.
293
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Yay!
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00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,420
Well, my boss lives everywhere,
295
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and you don't see me
getting weird about it.
296
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,809
And then after you buy
the house, you rent it out
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to people who are preapproved by me.
298
00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:14,539
- I can't afford a second house.
- Georgie,
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00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:16,819
you make as much money as
Dad. Why don't you buy it?
300
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,880
He does not make as much money as me.
301
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,080
No. But I don't have to spend mine
302
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,989
on stupid stuff like food and kids.
303
00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:24,359
Mary, where's dinner?
304
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,489
So, is that a yes to buying the house?
305
00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:29,229
Sorry. When I move out, it
ain't gonna be 20 feet away,
306
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and it's got to have a hot tub.
307
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,299
Sheldon, you need
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00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,329
to stop involving yourself in this.
309
00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:35,700
You upset Mr. Lundy,
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00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,920
and you were rude to the
people at the open house.
311
00:12:37,940 --> 00:12:40,119
And he was bugging his
teachers at school all day.
312
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,070
But Mr. Lundy said I could help him.
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I don't care.
314
00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:46,279
Even Pastor Jeff is talking
about buying that house now.
315
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,549
That could work out.
316
00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:50,369
His wife's a police officer,
so built-in security.
317
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,419
And whenever I have
a theological zinger,
318
00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:53,989
I can call it right over the fence.
319
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,459
You want your boss living next door?
320
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,989
Not exactly.
321
00:12:57,990 --> 00:12:59,330
You don't have to worry
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00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,450
about your boss. There's
a district rule that says
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00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,760
that Principal Petersen
cannot live next door to me.
324
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,060
That sounds made-up.
325
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,899
A principal who tells lies.
326
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,760
What are we gonna do with this one?
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00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:17,429
Here's the payroll checks.
328
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,199
- Thank you.
- If you need anything else,
329
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,070
I'll be in my office,
which is next door.
330
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,554
Sorry it's so close.
331
00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:29,100
Lord, I am trying my best.
332
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:31,420
Please help me with this situation.
333
00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:33,630
Amen.
334
00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:37,108
_
335
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,880
I meant fix him, not me.
336
00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:43,219
Excuse me,
337
00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:45,820
Mr. Lundy. I'm afraid
I have some bad news.
338
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:47,740
Oh. What's going on?
339
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:51,460
My mother has forbidden me
from helping you sell the house.
340
00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,760
That...
341
00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:58,030
is beyond bad news.
342
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,699
I don't think I can do this alone.
343
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,339
I'm sorry. It's not me.
344
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:05,070
No, I know it's not.
345
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,440
Just enjoyed being in
the trenches with you.
346
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:10,679
As did I.
347
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,319
All right, Sheldon, I...
348
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,949
I guess I'll see you in the halls.
349
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,650
Again, I'm sorry.
350
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,690
Me, too.
351
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,200
And scene.
352
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,749
Hey, uh, Cooper,
353
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,149
you know, I think I'm gonna
have you sit this one out
354
00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:49,670
and let Powell pitch.
355
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,819
- Really?
- Yeah.
356
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:54,559
Kind of like to save your
arm for the playoffs, okay?
357
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,429
Okay.
358
00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:58,359
Do you want to save my arm, too?
359
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,559
No.
360
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,060
How about my legs?
361
00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:04,499
You know, Billy, you never
fail to brighten my day.
362
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,230
Cool.
363
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,500
Pastor Jeff, you got a second?
364
00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,620
Of course.
365
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,139
I might've called before dropping in,
366
00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:14,210
but that's just how I was raised.
367
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,749
I owe you an apology.
368
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:21,149
I was worried about us
369
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,180
working together
370
00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:24,719
and then living next door to each other,
371
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,950
but I like you and Robin very much,
372
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,340
and if you want to look into that house,
373
00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:34,930
we would be lucky to
have you as neighbors.
374
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,730
Thank you. That's nice to hear.
375
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,250
I mean it.
376
00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,148
Good, 'cause Robin already
looked at it, loved it,
377
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,940
put up police tape so
no one else could get in.
378
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,280
Okay.
379
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,249
Ball four.
380
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,160
Oh, damn it.
381
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,979
We're gonna lose.
382
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:03,329
Oh, we're gonna be fine.
383
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,930
Powell's got this.
384
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,359
I'll strike Marcus out.
385
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,070
Put me in.
386
00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:12,090
Time!
387
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,639
Time!
388
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,669
I thought Marcus was your boyfriend.
389
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,369
Meemaw told you?
390
00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:20,309
She's my girlfriend. You
know, we talk about stuff.
391
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:23,749
So, all that about saving my
arm for playoffs wasn't true?
392
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,009
I was just being nice.
393
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,549
Since when are you nice?
394
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,880
Well, don't get used to it.
395
00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:30,220
Just go strike out your boyfriend.
396
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,790
Player change!
397
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,770
Come on, Cooper.
398
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:37,329
Good job.
399
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,160
Kind of.
400
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,600
Strike one!
401
00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:51,509
Yes! Two more, Coop!
402
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,039
Two more! Come on.
403
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,220
I thought we were saving her arm.
404
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,930
- Not now, Billy.
- Okay.
405
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,959
- Foul ball!
- Yeah, okay!
406
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,989
You got this!
407
00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:10,849
- Strike two.
- Hang in there!
408
00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:12,529
No coddle. Come on, Coop.
409
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,730
Bear down.
410
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,809
- Strike three!
- Yeah!
411
00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:29,379
- You're out!
- That's my girl!
412
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,080
Yeah!
413
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,989
- Good job!
- Way to go!
414
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,309
We won!
415
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:44,859
Good game. Good game.
416
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,129
Good game. Good game.
417
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,730
Good game. Good game. Good game.
418
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,710
Good game. Good game. Good game.
419
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:58,210
Good game.
420
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,580
Good game.
421
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,550
Where the hell is she going?
422
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:16,829
Missy! Where you going?
423
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,739
He held my hand!
424
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,810
- High five!
- Don't touch it!
425
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,669
We've got some exciting news.
426
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,530
They accepted our offer on the house!
427
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,769
We're gonna be neighbors.
428
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,500
That's wonderful.
429
00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:47,970
Come in, come in.
430
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:49,499
What's going on?
431
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,450
It looks like Pastor Jeff and Robin
432
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:53,079
are gonna move in next door.
433
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,549
And that's not the only news.
434
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,810
We're expecting.
435
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:57,020
Oh!
436
00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,849
What a beautiful blessing!
437
00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:02,090
Hey, Sheldon, maybe someday
you can babysit for us.
438
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,330
♪ Rock-a-bye, baby. ♪
439
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:12,860
- Where you going?
- To apply for college.
440
00:19:12,870 --> 00:19:14,869
When he sees the baby,
he'll come around.
441
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:17,000
No, I won't.
442
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:26,210
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