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- Abigail Baker?
- Here.
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Georgie Cooper?
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Here.
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Sheldon Cooper?
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Georgie, where's your brother?
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I don't know.
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Good enough for me. Melissa Dixon?
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Since I no longer had a college class
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with Dr. Sturgis to stoke
my intellectual fire,
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I needed to find someone
else who was up to the task
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of being my mentor.
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A great mind.
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A once-in-a-generation thinker.
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Fortunately, my schedule was wide open.
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School's in session.
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Pastor Jeff, I just
need your signature...
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Oh. Uh, sorry.
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I didn't realize you had a guest.
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It's quite all right.
You remember Robin?
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Of course.
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- So nice to see you again.
- You, too.
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- Well, I don't want to interrupt.
- Actually,
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I was just fixin' to head out.
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- Already?
- Yeah.
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Discharged my firearm
at a muskrat yesterday.
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Lot of paperwork.
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See you soon?
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Yes, you will.
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- Bye, Mrs. Cooper.
- Bye.
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That seems to be going well.
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It's going really well.
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I like her so much.
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Why do you sound sad about it?
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Well, this is hard
for me to say out loud.
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But when I'm around her,
I find myself having...
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you know.
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I don't know.
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Man thoughts.
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Oh. But... you're the pastor.
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You can't act on those.
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Hence my sadness.
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What are you gonna do?
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I'm not sure.
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I can't engage in a
physical relationship
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outside of holy matrimony.
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Right?
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- Right.
- Right.
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A solution is a homogenous mixture
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consisting of a solute and a solvent.
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The solute is the substance
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that is being dissolved...
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A squared plus B squared
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equals...?
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Aw.
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And Pastor Jeff asked me
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to hold him accountable so he
doesn't succumb to temptation.
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Well, how the heck you do that?
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I'm not sure.
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Probably have to give him
the stink eye every so often.
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The pastor's been married before.
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Is it really that big a deal?
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Yes, George. It states
very clearly in the Bible:
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"Among you there must
not be even a hint of...
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sexual...
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immorality.
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That book is a bummer sometimes.
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It's no joke.
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He could lose his job.
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I guess I just don't get it.
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Maybe because you only go to
church when there's a bake sale.
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- That's not nice.
- It's true.
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Doesn't make it nice.
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Everything all right with Sheldon?
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How much time you got?
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- Why?
- Hasn't been in P.E. since Monday.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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He's here. I drove him.
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You check the places
they like to stuff him?
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Lockers, trash cans,
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those bags we put the footballs in.
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Nothing.
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- Top of the flagpole?
- Nope.
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Hey, Hubert.
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Was Sheldon in class today?
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Nope. Haven't seen him all week.
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Weren't you gonna say anything?
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I didn't want to jinx it.
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So he hasn't been in
any of your classes?
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- Mm-mm, not a one.
- Nope.
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But I bring him here, I take him home...
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he's got to be somewhere
in the building.
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Mm, I might've seen him in the library.
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But at this point, I sometimes think
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I see him when I'm alone in my house.
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Like that creepy Chucky
doll in the movies?
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Exactly!
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Hey, Tam. I can't find Sheldon.
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You know where he is?
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I promised not to say.
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Tam...
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Lucky for you I'm weak.
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Are you kidding me?
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I knew Tam was weak.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Exploring the impact
of the French invasion
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on Imperial Russian society.
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Well, get out of here.
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You're going back to class.
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No, I'm not.
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Excuse me?
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I don't learn anything in class.
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But in here I've taught
myself the applications
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of gravitational lensing,
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Faraday's law of magnetic induction,
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and how to whistle.
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Well, sound came out yesterday.
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Y-You can't spend your
day in a broom closet.
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It's no longer a broom closet.
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It's now a citadel of higher learning.
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Which one says "Robin, I like you"
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but also says "God is watching,
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be cool"?
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The blue one.
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Mary, your husband's on the line.
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- Excuse me.
- Yeah, blue.
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Definitely blue.
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Although...
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Everything okay?
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Sheldon locked himself
in a broom closet,
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and he's refusing to go to class.
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What's he doing in a closet?
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Apparently, learning about Russia.
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Well,
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what do you want me to do?
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I want you to handle it.
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You're right there...
why can't you handle it?
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- 'Cause I'm at work.
- So am I.
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You know what I mean.
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That you have a real job and I don't?
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Mary, I have football practice
in ten minutes, and I...
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I don't have time to deal with this.
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Well, you're gonna have
to, 'cause I'm busy.
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You tell him, sister.
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The bolo tie's too sexy, right?
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Knew it.
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Hope you're happy... your
mother and I are fighting now!
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There's a closet, it...
My son made a citadel.
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Never mind.
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- Sheldon, go to your room.
- Gladly.
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He's just gonna read in there.
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I'd take away Professor Proton.
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Stay out of this.
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No more Professor Proton!
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Aw.
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That's how you do it.
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I can't believe you didn't
make him go to class.
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You told me to handle it; I handled it.
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That one's on you.
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You didn't handle it.
You didn't do anything.
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I had to get to practice,
and I made a decision.
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He was in the building, he
was safe, and he was learning.
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He is never gonna
improve his social skills
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if he's sitting all alone.
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He has to be around people.
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Sounds like you know what
he needs... go fix it.
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'Cause I have to do everything, right?
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Oh. Someone's sleeping
on the couch tonight.
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Get out of here!
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Well, maybe Shel is
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just acting out
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'cause he doesn't have his college class
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to go to anymore.
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I could ask John's professor friend.
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Maybe he'd let him sit in on a class.
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And you are just bringing this up now?
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I would've said something earlier,
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but I was enjoying the fight.
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Hello?
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Hi, Dr. Linkletter.
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- It's Connie Tucker.
- Connie.
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To what do I owe the pleasure?
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- I need a favor.
- Of course. Anything.
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Should we discuss it over dinner?
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I'll take a rain check on that.
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I was hoping
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that my grandson could
join in your physics class
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until John is, uh...
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back.
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From the mental hospital?
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Yes.
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The one he never told
you he'd been in before?
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Yes.
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A curious ethical choice
on his part, if you ask me.
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Can he take the class or not?
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Of course.
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Although, I never taught a child before.
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Is he potty-trained?
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What are you doing?
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Watching last week's
Professor Proton in my mind.
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Moon Pie?
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Good news. You could start going
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to your college class again.
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Dr. Sturgis is back?
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No, but his friend Dr. Linkletter
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is gonna let you come
and take his class.
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But I take Dr. Sturgis's class.
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I know, but that's not an option
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right now, and Dr. Linkletter's
been nice enough to...
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to let you sit in on his.
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But I like the way that
Dr. Sturgis teaches.
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Well, you might like the way
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that Dr. Linkletter teaches even better.
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- Is it lecture-based?
- I don't know.
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What's his interpretation
of quantum mechanics?
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I couldn't say. Where'd
he get his doctorate?
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From the University of
Shut Up and Say Thank You.
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Thank you.
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I thought you were gonna
take out the garbage.
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I'm sorry. I was under the impression
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you did everything around here.
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You really want to start this again?
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I contribute plenty,
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and it wouldn't kill you to
show a little appreciation.
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I'll be sure to do
that... as soon as I finish
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the laundry, the dishes, the vacuuming,
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the grocery shopping and
helping Missy with her homework.
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You like how my job pays
for all the bills, right?
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Stop acting like you're
the only one with a job.
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Mom! Pastor Jeff's on the phone.
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I have to take this.
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'Course you do.
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Hi, Pastor Jeff.
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Everything okay?
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I'm in trouble.
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Robin just got here.
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She looks nice, and
she smells even nicer.
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Come on, now.
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Uh, nothing smells better
than eternal salvation.
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I know. But we put so much thought
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into my clothes, we didn't even think
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about what she'd be wearing.
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Why?
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What's she wearing?
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Georgie, you hang up
that phone right now!
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I mean, I-I just can't
win. When I step in,
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I'm doing it wrong, and when I
don't step in, she yells at me.
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I hear you.
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So Darlene does the same thing with you?
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No. But I'd hate it if she did.
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That sounds awful.
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So, what do you two fight about?
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You know, normal stuff.
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Who loves the other one more.
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Whose turn it is for a foot rub.
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Oh, the other day, we did argue
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about which way the
toilet paper should hang.
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Who won?
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I don't remember.
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We just ended up making
love on the bathroom floor.
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Thank you, Wayne.
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This has been real helpful.
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When was the last time
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you took Mary out on a date?
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I couldn't even tell you.
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- Mm. That poor woman.
- Hey.
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00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,559
You're supposed to be on my side.
268
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,789
I'd like to be.
269
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:04,230
But you're not giving
me much to work with.
270
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,870
Hey.
271
00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:27,800
Smells like you had a good time.
272
00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:33,609
How'd you like to go
out for dinner on Friday?
273
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,030
Just you and me.
274
00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:37,299
Why?
275
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,199
'Cause you're my wife.
276
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,869
I was your wife last Friday,
and we didn't go to dinner.
277
00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,860
Mary, I'm asking you on a date.
278
00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:47,409
Okay.
279
00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:49,240
Is that a yes?
280
00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:51,910
Sure.
281
00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:55,810
All right, then.
282
00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:58,340
If you did something
stupid, I'm gonna find out.
283
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:05,949
Same room. Different teacher.
284
00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:07,459
Same night.
285
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,890
Different time.
286
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:11,059
This is a real roller coaster.
287
00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:12,829
- Yeah, it's wild.
- Connie.
288
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,099
So nice to see you.
289
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,859
Nice to see you, too. Sheldon,
290
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,700
- this is Dr. Linkletter.
- Hello.
291
00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,239
I've heard so much about you.
292
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,039
Apparently not how I
feel about shaking hands.
293
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,779
And on that fun note,
I'll leave you to it.
294
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:27,749
Are you sure you wouldn't
like to stay for the lecture?
295
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,110
Oh, no, bad idea.
296
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,510
I'm told I snore.
297
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,779
Darling, I'll be out in the hall
298
00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:33,340
if you need me.
299
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,610
Mm. Just a warning:
300
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,759
today's lecture is rather advanced.
301
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,320
Don't worry. If you get confused,
302
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:42,190
I'll be right here in the front row.
303
00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:49,530
So, this is nice, huh?
304
00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:51,740
Yes.
305
00:13:01,550 --> 00:13:03,300
Lemon in the water.
306
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,589
It's weird to look at a
menu and not have to wonder
307
00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:10,489
what Sheldon won't eat.
308
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:14,959
I-It got easier when he
printed that card for my wallet.
309
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,099
Still don't know where
he got that laminated.
310
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,699
Yeah.
311
00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:20,969
It's just the two of us.
312
00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,520
We don't have to talk about the kids.
313
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,970
You're right.
314
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,009
You don't think Georgie and Missy
315
00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:34,680
are doing anything stupid, do you?
316
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:38,249
If Mom knew this was in the house,
317
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,119
- she'd lose her mind.
- I know.
318
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,019
Mom does not like demons.
319
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,810
So, how does it work?
320
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,789
You put your fingertips on it like this,
321
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,079
and you ask it questions.
322
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,859
Then the spirits from beyond
323
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:51,360
will move you around the
board and answer them.
324
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,029
Whoa.
325
00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:54,330
Let's try it.
326
00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:57,270
Okay.
327
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,069
Pastor Jeff talked about
these in Sunday school.
328
00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:09,360
He called them Satan's Monopoly board.
329
00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,120
Come on.
330
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,920
I'll get it.
331
00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:22,060
Hello?
332
00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:25,009
It's Pastor Jeff. What do I do?
333
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:26,770
See what he wants.
334
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,259
What do you want?
335
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:31,259
Um, is your mom home?
336
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,540
No, she went out with my dad.
337
00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:34,260
- It's just me and Georgie.
- Oh.
338
00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:35,570
Okay.
339
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:38,509
Well, I hope you two
are behaving yourselves.
340
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:41,579
We are. We're just watching TV.
341
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,550
Okay, bye.
342
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,149
I just lied to a pastor.
343
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:48,440
- So?
- So I'm going to hell!
344
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,569
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am!
345
00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,400
Sucks for you.
346
00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:54,609
So then we're able to take
347
00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:55,629
the ends of the strings
348
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,779
and connect them to a
ten-dimensional membrane.
349
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,479
Yes, Sheldon.
350
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,779
Dr. Sturgis taught us
351
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,169
that if you leave the strings open,
352
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:04,299
it allows far more possibilities.
353
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,099
We don't believe you
need open strings anymore.
354
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:09,559
That's an older model
of thinking. Now...
355
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,059
Yes, Sheldon.
356
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,509
Just because something is older
357
00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:14,430
doesn't mean that it's not still good.
358
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,739
Original Star Trek is
older than Next Generation,
359
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:19,339
but if you think that Mr.
Data is better than Mr. Spock,
360
00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:20,969
you don't know what
you're talking about.
361
00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:22,670
I don't know what you're talking about.
362
00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:32,310
Sorry you're not having a good time.
363
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,179
No, I am.
364
00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:36,650
This is lovely.
365
00:15:37,990 --> 00:15:40,420
But can I ask what prompted it?
366
00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:43,409
Well...
367
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,409
Wayne and I were discussing marriage,
368
00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,929
and he was going on
about how happy he is.
369
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:50,970
I just wanted to try to work on ours.
370
00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:55,390
That's really sweet, George.
371
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,809
So they go on dinner dates like this?
372
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,279
Oh, they do all kinds of stuff.
373
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,509
Line dancing and movie night.
374
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:05,479
You wouldn't believe what they
got up to in their bathroom.
375
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,949
Where do they find the time?
376
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:08,279
Well...
377
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,389
Well, they don't have any kids, so...
378
00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:14,159
Son of a bitch. They don't have kids.
379
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,659
That's why they're happy.
380
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,159
- George.
- It's true.
381
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,529
You and I used to be way more fun.
382
00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:22,089
That may be so, but you
can't blame the children.
383
00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:23,939
Oh, I can, and I am.
384
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,979
Don't get me wrong.
They're great. I love them.
385
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:29,469
But you got to admit that they
do not make our lives easy.
386
00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:33,309
I suppose there's a...
387
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,609
challenging aspect to them.
388
00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,749
There you go. See?
389
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,649
Feels good to say it out loud, right?
390
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,280
Maybe a little.
391
00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:44,049
Hey.
392
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,889
Think about how clean the house would be
393
00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:47,350
if it was just us.
394
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,989
Oh, my.
395
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,460
So, what did they do in the bathroom?
396
00:16:57,940 --> 00:17:00,049
I'm going to hell. I'm going to hell.
397
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:02,250
Relax. Not until you're dead.
398
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:05,030
You smell really nice.
399
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,839
Thank you.
400
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,539
It's soap.
401
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,980
I love soap.
402
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,860
I'll get it.
403
00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:20,890
Hello?
404
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:21,940
I lied to you.
405
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:23,009
I wasn't watching TV.
406
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,949
I was playing with a Ouija board.
407
00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:26,759
- Uh, who is this?
- Missy Cooper,
408
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,259
and I'm going to hell.
409
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,559
Uh, Missy, you're-you're
not gonna go to hell.
410
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,629
Yes, I am.
411
00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:33,079
God knows what I did.
412
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,300
He sees everything.
413
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,169
You're right.
414
00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:42,039
God does see everything.
415
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,199
But He also just saw
you be a good Christian
416
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,839
and tell the truth.
417
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:49,109
So I promise, your soul is safe.
418
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,919
- You're sure?
- I'm sure.
419
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,920
If you're lying, you're
going to hell, too.
420
00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:54,249
I'm sure.
421
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,650
Thank you.
422
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,320
You take care, now.
423
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,879
The Lord just sent me a message.
424
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,479
Really?
425
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,149
I'm sorry.
426
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:11,370
I can't be in a physical relationship
427
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,940
outside of marriage.
428
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,419
Okay.
429
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,620
I respect that.
430
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,029
Thank you.
431
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,160
So when are we getting married?
432
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,100
Uh...
433
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,969
We don't need open strings.
434
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,870
We just connect them to a D-brane.
435
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,169
But your theories can't
recreate the known symmetries
436
00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:32,560
of the real world.
437
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,839
Everything okay in here?
438
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,079
More than okay. We're
having a spirited debate
439
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,490
on superstring theory.
440
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,779
Very spirited.
441
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:40,349
Well, you ready to go home?
442
00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,169
Yes. Unless Dr. Linkletter...
443
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:43,769
He's ready.
444
00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,989
Well, I guess we'll see you next week.
445
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:48,190
Sounds good.
446
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:51,450
No wonder Sturgis went crazy.
447
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:56,620
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