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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,800 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,385 LUCY: What about under your desk? 3 00:00:09,427 --> 00:00:10,928 ALEESHA: I did. He's not there. 4 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,847 -LUCY: The bathroom? -Not there, either. 5 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:15,141 He might be between the couch cushions in the break room. 6 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:18,602 What time exactly did you notice that he was missing? 7 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,020 Okay, if I'm being honest, 8 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:22,398 I lost Mr. Caputo's hard drive weeks ago. 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,567 -Aleesha! -Before you freak out, 10 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:26,402 he is in this building somewhere. 11 00:00:26,444 --> 00:00:28,612 I know he is. I was printing a sandwich, 12 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,948 and then it got stuck between two fat cartridges, 13 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:32,783 so I set Mr. Caputo down. 14 00:00:32,825 --> 00:00:35,202 You are not supposed to use two fat cartridges. 15 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,121 Wait, were you the one who broke the printer, Aleesha? 16 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:38,456 LUCY: I don't care! 17 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:40,207 If you don't find him in 20 minutes, 18 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:42,001 you are getting into his avatar 19 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,544 and you are playing the role of Mr. Caputo 20 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,588 until his wife dies! 21 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,298 -On it. -And, Nora, 22 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,550 did you ever watch the mandatory HR video 23 00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:52,803 on preventing scan-angel romance? 24 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:53,971 I watched it, yes. 25 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:55,681 -Did you understand it? -I did. 26 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:59,435 So can you explain to me why you were found in the arms 27 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:02,980 of an upload, asleep, this morning at 6:00 a.m.? 28 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:06,400 I-I came in after-hours to get a jump on work, 29 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:08,319 and I-I drifted off. 30 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,904 It'll never happen again. 31 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,322 Yeah. Okay. Because if it does, 32 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,908 I will knock you down to a... 33 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:15,451 What are you at now? 34 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:16,494 A 5.8. 35 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,413 I will knock you down to a 4.8. 36 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:20,581 No! 37 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:23,250 There is no 5.8. You're at 4.8. 38 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:27,922 I will knock you down to a 3.8 like... that. 39 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:32,343 And you, Batia, I don't know 40 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,887 what you're pickling in those murky jars underneath your desk, 41 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:36,138 but this here is a place of business. 42 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:39,350 It is not a Baltic stink factory! 43 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,145 ♪ ♪ 44 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:57,993 Hmm. 45 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,955 I don't remember you playing chess in any of your memories. 46 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,581 Didn't think I was smart, too? 47 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,291 (chuckles) I got 48 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,544 in trouble for falling asleep next to you last night. 49 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,255 Oh, man. (chuckles) That's brutal. 50 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,090 -That's-that's my fault. -(chuckles) 51 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,716 No, no. It was fun. It was fine. 52 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,093 I'm a big girl. 53 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,011 I hate this place. You're observed all the time. 54 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:18,013 No, the problem was 55 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,974 I fell asleep at my desk 56 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:23,143 and people saw me when they got to work. 57 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:24,144 Oh. 58 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:27,189 Well, you could set an alarm next time. 59 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:31,110 Interesting. 60 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,947 There's an alarm clock in your suite. 61 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:38,617 Maybe I should remember to invite you to my suite. 62 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,619 Maybe you should. 63 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:48,377 If we were gonna do, um, that again, 64 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,254 I would have to talk to Ingrid. 65 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:51,505 You know, I owe her that. 66 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,591 Plus, she could delete me. 67 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,759 (chuckles) 68 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,469 Right. 69 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,138 My name's Amy. 70 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,015 OTHERS: Hi, Amy. 71 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,808 My husband's been dead-- 72 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,853 uh, I mean uploaded-- for three years. 73 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:08,522 I can go one month without thinking about him. 74 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,900 He never e-mails me or texts anymore. 75 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,651 That could be a settings problem. 76 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,445 You have to agree to the privacy contract 77 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,281 to receive any communications. 78 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:20,326 (chiming) 79 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,952 (rapid chiming) 80 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,455 Oh, shit. 81 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:25,748 Excuse me. 82 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:28,959 Just-just turn on auto-update. 83 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,128 Why don't we move on to you next? 84 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:34,340 Sure. (chuckles) Um, my name is Ingrid. 85 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,966 OTHERS: Hi, Ingrid. 86 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:38,928 Hello. And... 87 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,513 something's been weighing on me for a while now. 88 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,642 I kissed my dead boyfriend's business partner. 89 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,102 Oh, I'm sorry. 90 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,938 Uploaded boyfriend. 91 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,940 Well, thanks for sharing, Ingrid. 92 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,483 We have all been there. 93 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,276 Are you going to start seeing him? 94 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,278 (laughing) 95 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,947 No. (chuckles) 96 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,406 I don't even like him. 97 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:02,409 It was just, you know, something that happened. 98 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,703 He was his close friend, and he came over 99 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,455 looking for Nathan's hard drive one night 100 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:08,290 after Nathan and I had had a fight. 101 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:11,001 And before I even knew it, we were in bed. 102 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:13,420 Uh, I thought you said kissing. 103 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,300 And a handy, okay? (scoffs) 104 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:21,428 Wow. Happier now? (laughs) 105 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:28,018 (thunder rumbles) 106 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:32,314 -(thunder rumbles) -All right, just pick one! 107 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,733 Wow. 108 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,360 No trash-talking Lakeview today. 109 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:38,821 (gasps) 110 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:39,863 No way. 111 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,198 That's great. Your dad... 112 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,783 Yeah. He's visiting today. 113 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:44,535 You want to say hi, 114 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:47,037 maybe show him around? 115 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,747 Uh, yeah. I-- You know, I didn't have the... 116 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,332 best luck with dads. 117 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,251 I was the guy that kind of just waited in the car 118 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,919 and didn't go to the door. 119 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,338 -He's not gonna be judging you. -Mm-hmm. 120 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,340 No, he's just there to take the tour. 121 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:01,218 And maybe you can help me sell it to him. 122 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,470 Okay. 123 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,431 -Oh, and one last thing. -Yeah? 124 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,891 Checkmate. 125 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,102 -Wait, what? -See ya. 126 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:13,939 Never lost a game, huh? 127 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:17,484 What I said was I never played a game. 128 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:18,652 You made me look like an idiot. 129 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:20,988 You think I wanted to? 130 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:24,616 So, I've been thinking about deactivating Nathan. 131 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:29,872 Not forever. Just, you know, maybe six days a week. 132 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,707 Or... 133 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,959 or maybe marrying him? 134 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:36,462 Tough. 135 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,881 Yeah. Um, tough situation. 136 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,091 Yeah. Uh, next? Jen? 137 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,635 Ooh, ooh. Sorry. Um, I actually-- 138 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,221 I wrote a little list of pros and cons for freezing Nathan. 139 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,640 Don't worry, Jen. This will be, like, so fast. 140 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,808 (sighs): Okay. 141 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,310 Pro... 142 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,187 (computer chimes) 143 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,648 (news broadcast theme plays) 144 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,567 Cavern Investments' partner Josh Pitzer 145 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:00,569 was found dead last night in Inglewood. 146 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:04,406 The venture capitalist and nine others were apparently taken in 147 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,366 by a counterfeit upload scam, 148 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,369 paying $1,000 each to have their heads burned off 149 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,747 by a fake scanner. 150 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:15,000 I forgot to say that footage could be disturbing 151 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,877 to some viewers. 152 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:18,295 (door opens) 153 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,713 (exhales) 154 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,882 Josh Pitzer ring a bell to you? 155 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:23,300 Nope. 156 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,052 Oh, wait, does he design jackets, 157 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:27,429 like, really fitted, with embroidered leather? 158 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,264 God, sometimes... 159 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,266 No. One of your damaged memories 160 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,435 was selling Beyond at his office. 161 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,354 I talked to him last week, and... 162 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,481 he died yesterday. 163 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:38,482 Oh, man. 164 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:39,900 You think it's connected? 165 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:42,361 Uh, yeah. 166 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,238 I want to do some snooping 167 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,406 and see if someone did break in to your head. 168 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:47,991 Are you cool with that? 169 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,076 And find out who killed me? 170 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:50,744 Nah, I'm kind of over it. 171 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:51,870 Wait, what? 172 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,622 Yes, of course. Please. 173 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,082 ALEESHA: If you want to be a detective, 174 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:56,416 can you help me find Mr. Caputo? 175 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,252 -Shh. -Just... 176 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,920 be careful, okay? 177 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:02,339 (gasps) 178 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,340 Oh, my God! 179 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:04,716 -You found him? -No. 180 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,011 -Are you okay? -Yes! My dad's in the store. 181 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,806 Comfortable? 182 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:13,433 Oh, yeah. I'm loving every minute of it. 183 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,352 Wait, what are you-- what are you doing? 184 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,896 I'll do it, I'll do it. Thank you. 185 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:24,111 I won't be long, Laurie. 186 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,409 (indistinct chatter) 187 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,248 (dog barks loudly) 188 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:38,917 ERNIE: You seem anxious. Take a seat. 189 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,798 Hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup. 190 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,758 (grunting) 191 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,010 Dad? 192 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,179 Are you here yet? 193 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,513 It's me, Noni! 194 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,182 -Noni? -Shut it. 195 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,850 -(chuckles) -(exhales) 196 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,185 Dad! 197 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,477 Would you like to buy some Orbit gum? 198 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:58,937 I said no to your stupid gum! 199 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,230 Chew on this! 200 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:02,441 Oh, sh... 201 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,902 Gum. Gum. 202 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:06,528 -Oh, I made it worse. -Gum. Gum. 203 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,197 (screaming) 204 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,033 (screaming) 205 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:13,952 Pro. 206 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,245 If I freeze Nathan, 207 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:16,914 I can see how things play out 208 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,332 with the rest of my 20s and 30s. 209 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,791 WOMAN: Okay. (chuckles) 210 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,877 Con. He'll miss his friends and family 211 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,545 who will grow old without him. 212 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:24,880 INGRID: Pro. 213 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,757 Fewer friends means more time for me. 214 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,425 WOMAN: Okay, con. 215 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,552 You lower your chances of maintaining intimacy 216 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,346 with the man that you love. 217 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,349 Pro. My AC is out, and I can't afford to fix it 218 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,017 and get Nathan all the extras he wants 219 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:38,644 without asking my dad for money. 220 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,437 You can't put a price on love. 221 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,689 Oh, really? Where's your husband? 222 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,359 -Kmart Villascape. -Ew. 223 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,363 Okay. Thank you 224 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,156 for sharing, Ingrid. 225 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,075 -Are you all right? -Okay, okay, I'm ready. 226 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,368 Come on, give it to me. 227 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,828 (exhales) 228 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:01,250 Dad! 229 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,877 (chuckles) 230 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,337 (Dave sighs) 231 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,882 Okay, okay. This isn't terrible. 232 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:11,927 Weird, but not terrible. 233 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:13,345 (laughs) 234 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,352 You're not wearing your uniform today. 235 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,396 Nope. 236 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,942 I just can't decide what to get. 237 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,610 Well, you'll figure it out. 238 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:31,655 If someone told me what to do, I'd do it. 239 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,492 Mm. 240 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,369 Honeydew melon. 241 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:41,623 Sir, yes, sir. 242 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:51,383 -Angel. -Yes, handsome? 243 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,385 Oh, that's cool. 244 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,178 Right? (chuckles) 245 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,097 Oh, hey. 246 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:59,266 -Quickly, how do I look? -Really good. 247 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,102 Oh, God. Never mind. Get out of here. 248 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,522 Dad, this is Nathan Brown 249 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,607 who offered to show you around today. 250 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,026 Nice to meet you, sir. 251 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,902 You, too. I guess. 252 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,322 So, I'll leave you guys to it. 253 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,615 Try to have fun just for me. 254 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,410 -Look for the laughs like with Mom, okay? -Sounds good, Noni. 255 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,329 Bye. 256 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:24,833 Nathan, show me Lakeview amenities. 257 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,710 I'm having trouble understanding you. 258 00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:29,671 I found 7,000 results for "Lakeview enemies." 259 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:30,797 Oh, for Christ's sake. 260 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,591 No, I'm just messing with you. I'm a person. 261 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,134 Let's go. 262 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,386 (buzzing) 263 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,140 Good Lord. 264 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,686 Every day. All you can eat. 265 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,731 -Ooh-la-la. -Mm-hmm. 266 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:50,734 Oh! There's my friend Luke hanging with Mildred Kannerman. 267 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,277 Look at them getting along. 268 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,653 Weird. She doesn't have any color. 269 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,697 Yeah, she's over 100 years old. 270 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,742 I find that disgusting. 271 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,120 Okay. Uh, or... 272 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,247 is it beautiful, you know? 273 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,458 Two people who would have barely overlapped in the real world 274 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,959 can talk and become friends here. 275 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,962 When he was born, she was 72 years old. 276 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,006 It's inspiring. 277 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,716 I paid extra for double-jointedness, 278 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,927 which means I can put my avatar's legs over my head. 279 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,721 Oh, I'm gonna jump on you like a live grenade. 280 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,473 I could blow you off your feet. 281 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,308 Yet somehow it works. 282 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,102 Uh... 283 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,937 Mm. 284 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,271 Hey, Nathan. 285 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,023 I like my steak rare. 286 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,275 Wait, that's, uh... 287 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,402 -Yep. -And there's nothing 288 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,946 more rare than black rhino meat. (laughs) 289 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,031 They had to kill the last one 290 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,659 to program the taste right. 291 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,620 (chuckles): Okay. Well, that's lunch. 292 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,205 Let's keep this train moving, all right? 293 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,290 (chuckles) Yeah. Choo choo! 294 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,834 That was everything I thought it would be. 295 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,211 -Weird as hell. -Yeah. You know, 296 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,879 digital life extension isn't what you'd expect. 297 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,048 It's not real life, and it's not heaven. 298 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,008 No, it's not. 299 00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,303 You see, Nathan, when you died, your soul went to real heaven. 300 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,807 So whatever simulation I'm talking to now has no soul. 301 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:05,392 It's an abomination. 302 00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:09,187 Okay. Or there is no soul, 303 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,439 you know, and there never was. 304 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,815 And in a sense, 305 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,567 both of our consciousnesses are simulations, 306 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,318 mine on a silicon computer 307 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,654 and yours on a computer made of meat, your brain. 308 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,656 -But there is a soul. -Okay. 309 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,074 So, you expect to be... 310 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,869 playing a harp on a cloud or something? 311 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,830 If I told you I knew my wife was waiting for me 312 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,915 and the only thing I've been thinking about 313 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:32,711 ever since she left me was to hold her in my arms again, 314 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,213 what could you say to get me to upload? 315 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,466 Dad. 316 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,802 Nothing. 317 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,388 So you believe in it all literally? 318 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,640 I believe I was happiest when we were all together, 319 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,185 and the only way for us to be together again, including Nora, 320 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,603 is after we're all dead. 321 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,522 Is that creepy? 322 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,191 -Yes. -A little. 323 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,942 Thank you! 324 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,152 I am almost there. 325 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,320 Well, just look out the window. 326 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,446 I'm crossing the street. 327 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,947 I'll be there in seconds. 328 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,782 No, I am not late again. 329 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,326 What do you think, I'm just leaving work right now? 330 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,412 Well, I'm not. Ground floor. Ground floor. 331 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,623 I don't know who said that. 332 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,127 Hey, Leesh. 333 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:17,255 Lucy left her computer on and her door open, 334 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,257 so I think I'm gonna snoop while she's at lunch. 335 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,675 Cover me. 336 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,303 Okay. Okay, I'll cover you. I got you, girl. 337 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:26,431 Like the female Jason Bourne reboot. 338 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,684 I got you soon as I get Mr. Caputo. 339 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:30,977 Where...? (exhales) 340 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,367 "Dear Ms. Slack, 341 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,869 "No, we can't refund the shoes you wore all winter 342 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,330 which have extensive snow damage." 343 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,582 (scoffs) 344 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:02,092 This is one of the best parts of Lakeview: memory parlor. 345 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,844 They can turn any memory you have into a video for you, 346 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,639 even something you barely remember from childhood. 347 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,934 Huh. You willing to let me take a peek? 348 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,852 (chuckles softly) 349 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,479 Yeah, okay. 350 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,815 I got nothing to hide. 351 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,401 Hmm, what should I pick? 352 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,860 Top fails 2025? 353 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,320 Bed-wetting compilation? 354 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,655 Senior prom? 355 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,324 -Oh. -I'll be nice. 356 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,286 Show me the last time you played sports with your dad. 357 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,496 Uh, actually, I'd rather not, if that's okay. 358 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,290 I'd like to see the man who raised you. 359 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,499 I think it would say a lot. 360 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,251 -Uh... -WOMAN: Here we go. 361 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,504 ♪ ♪ 362 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:44,926 I meant something more recent. 363 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,887 That is most recent. 364 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,473 One... two... You ready? 365 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,267 -Yes! -Three! 366 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:55,770 (gasps) You did it! You did it! 367 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,732 You couldn't have done a better job, Nathan. 368 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:02,152 That was perfect. That was perfect. 369 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,279 -NATHAN: Where's the ball? -MAN: Where is the ball? 370 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,323 -(chuckling) -(grunts) 371 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,410 ("Yakety Sax" by Boots Randolph playing) 372 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,756 Seemed like a good guy. 373 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,507 I'm sorry for your loss. 374 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,093 Oh, he's not dead. 375 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,095 At least, I don't think he is. 376 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,556 Not even sure he knows I'm dead, so... 377 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,975 (clears throat) Okay. 378 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,019 Let's go. 379 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,126 -(horse nickers) -MAN: Easy, girl. 380 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,295 Whoa, girl. Whoa. 381 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,047 What's the deal with this guy? He's everywhere. 382 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,674 -Yeah, he's AI. -Ugh. 383 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,134 No, I'm with you on that one. He is the worst. 384 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,011 He definitely doesn't have a soul. 385 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,347 God, no. Look at him. 386 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,015 Happy trails, gentlemen. 387 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,767 (horse neighs) 388 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,977 NATHAN: I mean, I was barely aware I was alive. 389 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,647 Just kind of went to clubs and did my work. 390 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,149 -Was a bit of an asshole. -Mm-hmm. 391 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,945 But now, my eyes have been opened to a lot of things. 392 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,905 I'm starting to really appreciate what I have. 393 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,533 I mean, if you said, right now, I could go back 394 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,535 the way things were before, 395 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,578 I don't know if I'd do it. 396 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,789 This experience has been that good? 397 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,958 In some ways, yeah. 398 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,418 I mean, I met your daughter here, 399 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,962 and she's better than any friend I had before. 400 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,840 Even if we last for a thousand years here, 401 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,508 it's gonna feel short when it's over, 402 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,177 and we're out of time with the people we care about. 403 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,012 I think that's what really matters. 404 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,472 (Dave chuckles) 405 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,433 You actually have some depth to you. 406 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,017 Maybe even a soul? 407 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,769 At least a personality. 408 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,479 I'll take it. 409 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,820 (soft clicking and whirring) 410 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:13,116 (keyboard keys clacking) 411 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,788 Come on. Give me something. 412 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,463 "I have proof that someone is 413 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,464 "selling Upload memories 414 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,465 "on the black market. 415 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,258 "Your reputation will be damaged 416 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,302 if I take it public." 417 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,680 Interesting. 418 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,100 -(gasps, laughs) -(laughs) 419 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,311 -This little piggy went to market. -(laughs) 420 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,271 And this little piggy went home. 421 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,940 This little piggy had roast beef. 422 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,484 -(laughs) -And this... 423 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,527 little piggy just had the best sex. 424 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,405 (both laugh) 425 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,418 What is that? 426 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,253 (whirring) 427 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,551 (whooshing, rumbling) 428 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,844 Oh. 429 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,221 (power whirs down) 430 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,139 Was not me! 431 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,434 Maple bacon donut. 432 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,894 -(mechanical whoosh) -Whoa. 433 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,522 -Hey. -Ew! 434 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,982 (mechanical whoosh) 435 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,568 Lovely. Now I'm Pac-Man. 436 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,238 -(laughing) -(laughing): Oh! 437 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,656 -Did we do this? -Maybe. 438 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,241 (both laughing) 439 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,326 Awesome. What a day. 440 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:41,538 Okay, I swear this has never happened before. 441 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,248 What the hell? 442 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,041 Man, I feel like we were just starting 443 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,668 to relate to each other as equals. 444 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,087 Mm-hmm. 445 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,421 You still look great. 446 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,006 Thanks. 447 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,133 (quietly): Phew. Not in the face. 448 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:57,011 (Dave sighs) 449 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,513 FEMALE VOICE: The building may be on fire. 450 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,473 -Please secure all Horizen... -Oh, come on. 451 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,559 All right, everyone, please remain calm. 452 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,520 Feel free to use the fire stairs next to the elevator. 453 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,605 Aleesha, where is Nora? 454 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,899 Oh. Um... she just ran out. 455 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:13,111 Can't believe the reflexes on that girl. (scoffs) 456 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,197 (alarm continues sounding) 457 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,575 FEMALE VOICE: The building may be on fire. 458 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,827 Please secure all Horizen intellectual property, 459 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,246 and then evacuate safely. 460 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,999 Ah, come on. 461 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,626 (power whooshes up) 462 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,796 Okay, okay, okay. 463 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,842 You know, I'm still the same guy on the inside, 464 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,635 same person you were just talking to. 465 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,053 Mm-hmm. 466 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,430 (whooshing) 467 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,432 Oh. Oh, oh. Hey... there. 468 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,225 See? Temporary. 469 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,269 You know, what makes a person a person... 470 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,229 Let's just walk silently for a bit. 471 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,648 You got it. 472 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,362 (sighs) 473 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,163 (elevator bell dings) 474 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,956 (indistinct chatter) 475 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,875 -Oh. Oh, excuse me. -Oh, excuse me. 476 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,252 -What are you doing? I'm trying to get off this... -Oh! 477 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,795 -Oh, this is such a... -Excuse me. Aleesha! 478 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,214 Oh, did you ever find Mr. Caputo? 479 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,343 I did... not. 480 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,345 As soon as you get back to your desk, 481 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,096 I want you to get into his avatar 482 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,974 and take Mrs. Caputo dancing! 483 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,435 Shit. 484 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,187 -Run, ho! Run! -(whooshes) 485 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,147 -(sighs) -(two beeps) 486 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,619 So the system went to backup? 487 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,204 Yes, Mr. Whitbridge. 488 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,872 For, like, five minutes. That's all. 489 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,290 Well, what happened? Sabotage? 490 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,125 No, nothing. It was just, you know... 491 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:55,755 Blame it on the power company. 492 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,590 It was just a little local brownout. 493 00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,509 -That's all. -You think the Ludds were involved? 494 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,177 LUCY: If you want them to be, sir. 495 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,350 So, how was he, Dad? 496 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,227 Go easy on me. 497 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,604 Well, to be honest... 498 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,858 ...you couldn't have done a better job, Nathan. 499 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,695 That was perfect. Just... 500 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,321 perfect. 501 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,323 Thank you. 502 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,951 You gave me a lot to think about, Mr. Antony. 503 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,285 Mr. Brown. 504 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,336 (birds singing) 505 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:45,680 (honking) 506 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,019 (playing "It Had to Be You") 507 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,371 ♪ Watch me whip, whip ♪ 508 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,457 -♪ Watch me nae nae ♪ -♪ Want me do it? ♪ 509 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,208 -♪ Now watch me whip ♪ -♪ Kill it ♪ 510 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,044 -♪ Watch me nae nae ♪ -♪ Okay ♪ 511 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,004 ♪ Now watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae ♪ 512 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,964 -♪ Can you do it? ♪ -♪ Now watch me ♪ 513 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,507 ♪ Ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 514 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,259 ♪ Watch me, watch me ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 515 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:24,969 -♪ Ooh, watch me, watch me ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 516 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:27,013 -♪ Okay, okay ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 517 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:29,015 -♪ Yeah ♪ -♪ Watch me, watch me, ooh... ♪ 518 00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,600 (both laugh) 519 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:33,811 I'm glad I got to see where you work. 520 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,147 Well, now it'll be an easier transition, right? 521 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:37,940 (Nora laughs) 522 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,525 Nora. 523 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,402 Dad. 524 00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:43,321 Don't. Come on. 525 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,531 Nora, uh... 526 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,325 Did he... did he say something? 527 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,327 Did he do something wrong? 528 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,370 Nathan would be one of the reasons why I would've done it. 529 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,207 So you liked him? 530 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:55,917 (Dave laughs) 531 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,044 He sold the hell out of that place. 532 00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:01,506 He... he-he made me see the appeal that it has. 533 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,094 Well, what about... 534 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,970 outside of his tour guide skills? 535 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,430 Yeah, you've got good taste. 536 00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:12,141 (Nora laughs) 537 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,684 He's a great guy. 538 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,228 (mouths) 539 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:18,064 I just wish you'd met him when he was alive. 540 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:21,150 Um... 541 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,236 I don't think he's a romantic possibility. 542 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:24,862 It's just too hard. 543 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,989 It's too tough. 544 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,993 I'm sorry, Nora. 545 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,584 Well, if you're not going to upload, 546 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:41,337 can you do one thing for me? 547 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,381 Anything. 548 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,388 Can you say "hi" to Mom for me? 549 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,100 Of course. 550 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,151 (Dave sighs) 37481

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