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There's my little guy.
How you doing?
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-You eating enough?
-BRYCE: Mom, I think
I fucked up my bowtie.
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In a minute, dear.
I am talking to your brother.
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Why are you so dressed up?
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-Don't tell him.
-Semiformal.
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I'm going with Mikaela,
my girlfriend.
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-You have a girlfriend?
-Mm-hmm.
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She's really nice,
and she's got a little sister
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that was the age you were...
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(exhales)
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...that you were when...
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-(crying)
-Mom, it's been six years.
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-My 19th birthday's
in three months.
-I know,
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-I just, I just...
-Talk to him later?
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She's gonna be here any minute.
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-Okay.
-Jesus.
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MOM:
I got to go, sweetie.
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But I'm gonna
call you right b...
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(sighs)
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ERNIE:
You know, Ingrid, normally,
couples therapy works best
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when there's just one therapist.
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It's only divorce attorneys
that you both need your own.
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I-I want to be open-minded,
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but I just don't feel
comfortable opening up
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to a CGI dog with only a
master's degree in social work.
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-(Ernie growls softly)
-THERAPIST: Yes,
we looked you up,
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Ernie Lampsterman.
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(stammers)
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Wow. Hope you guys are happy.
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Ingrid, would you like to share
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what's upsetting you
about Nathan?
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He's just so...
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You are constantly pulling away.
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I'm trying to make this work,
but you are so distant.
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Look, I'm not trying to be.
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Okay? But sometimes,
it feels like
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I don't have
my own life anymore.
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You know? I'm-I'm just
this plaything for Ingrid,
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there when she wants me.
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-That's not true.
-You control
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all my purchases,
what I do, what I eat.
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(gasps)
Ooh. The skinny jeans came in.
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See? She's literally
dressing me like a doll.
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I'm sorry, okay?
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I thought the skinny jeans
would look good on you.
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So I'll just return them.
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Personally,
I love the skinny jeans.
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Thank you so much.
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I can feel my pulse
in my thighs.
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♪ ♪
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(clacking over video)
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It's hard for me to let you win
if you won't take your turn.
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Whatever. I don't care.
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-Okay. What's going on?
-My parents won't update
my avatar.
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It's like I'm repeating
sixth grade over and over again.
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I was born 18 years ago,
and I don't have ball hair.
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Aww.
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I mean, they want to keep you
the way they remember you.
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Then there's this.
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My little brother
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going with a girl
to some semiformal
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dumb-shit dance.
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This is his second girlfriend.
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He's lapping me.
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Hey, it's not a race.
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Most men don't get that.
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DYLAN:
Hey, girl.
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You looking damn fine.
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WOMAN:
Excuse me?
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Did somebody lose their child?
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(mouths)
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See what I mean?
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If I had the body
that went with my age,
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-I would wreck that ass!
-NORA: Okay, okay,
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you need to calm down.
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I get that you're frustrated,
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but you can't come on
that strong.
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If I came on
as strong as I feel,
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I'd pound a hole
in the fabric of Lakeview.
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Sometimes I'm glad I'm sitting
safely behind this screen.
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Nathan was dying, okay?
His vitals,
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they were fading, and-and
my grandma lives in Lakeview.
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Right? So, uh, so all of the
pieces just sort of fit together
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in this really nice way.
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See? Without Ingrid,
you wouldn't even be here today.
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Yeah, well, Fran said my vitals
were starting to go back up
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right before I uploaded.
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That's not true, is it?
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With deep respect,
Fran is a moron.
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Just tell me if it's true.
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I don't know.
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You don't know?
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I'm-- Maybe. I mean, I don't...
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I don't know.
I-I-- I-It could be true.
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I-I noticed something
was going up,
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but-but I didn't really know
what it meant.
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What the fuck, Ingrid? I'm dead.
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(stammers)
I didn't want to lose you.
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-(stammers)
-No.
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You didn't care if I died, you
just didn't want to be alone.
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God... Pants!
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-(door closes)
-Okay, well,
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I have you
for another 20 minutes.
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Sorry.
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Yep.
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(sighs):
Oh, fuck.
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That's mine. Pay up, son.
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Take it.
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Hey! Hey, there.
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Uh, do you want to join in
on this action?
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Guess what? I'm not even
supposed to be here.
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She's with someone, thank you.
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Can it. My vitals
were going back up.
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-Ingrid saw and...
-I said she's
with someone, asswipe.
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Take a hint.
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NORA:
Whoa.
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Settle. Geez.
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I think Nathan just heard
some disturbing news.
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-Yeah, you think?
-Nobody feels like
they should be here.
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Do you think I wanted
to fall into the Grand Canyon?
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(chuckles)
Wait, that's how you died?
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They should expect people to try
and break the glass floor.
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They should design for it.
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I saw that video.
You dabbed on the way down.
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Well, yeah.
That's how you get the likes.
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See? You two cool guys
can be friends.
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NATHAN:
Aww, thanks, Mom.
Hey, kid, you want to hit
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hit the Search Bar? I want to
put something on Ingrid's tab.
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Bourbon, neat.
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Root beer, cold.
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Let's go.
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LUKE:
Swipe right.
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Beautiful teeth.
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Oh, Sascha. Hello, there.
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(computer chimes)
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No. God, no.
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Are you on Nitely?
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-(exhales)
-Nitely is only
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for living people
to hook up with one another.
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No living woman wants to hook up
with your dead, catfishing ass.
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Okay, okay.
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Geez.
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I was just browsing,
for old time's sake.
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A guy can look.
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I'm watching you, dead boy.
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(inhales)
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Yep.
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Yeehaw! Let's go, let's go!
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-Oh, you're cheating.
-Faster, faster.
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What is happening?
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-(whoops)
-(laughs)
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(laughs)
That was dope.
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-Again.
-(whoops) Let's go.
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Voice mail for customer service
employee 11-55-C.
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-(whirs)
-(coughing) Hey, honey.
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It's Dad.
I'm at Cuomo Memorial.
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(coughing)
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Damn lungs again.
Thought I'd let you know.
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-My gosh. Dad.
-You should go to him, right?
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Uh, I'm supposed to be
taking care of Dylan, uh...
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No, no. Don't worry about him.
I got this, okay?
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-Go to your dad.
-DYLAN: Yeah.
Do what you got to do.
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-We cool.
-Okay. Thanks.
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T-This is, this is
such a big help.
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Uh, take some Lakeview Bucks
just in case.
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(chiming sounds)
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Oh, ho, oh...
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Buddy, buddy,
I matched us with two nines.
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-What are you talking about?
-I made us fake Nitely accounts,
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and we got these swipe-rights
in no time.
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Hot, spicy.
I'll take the tall one.
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Dude, you're, like, four.
I'm showing my wingman.
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I-I can't.
I'm on babysitting duty.
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I'm helping my angel
with a personal emergency.
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And also, Ingrid.
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We're supposed to meet them
on the hotel floors.
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That's where the living meet
to party in VR.
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Uploads aren't allowed
on hotel floors.
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Thanks, Sheriff Short.
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That's why we're going
to the Grey Market first,
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to pick up a hack
to force our way down.
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Grey Market? Hell yeah.
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-Take me.
-(scoffs) Yeah, right.
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-Wait, what's the Grey Market?
-Oh, a hacker like you
would love it.
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You can get anything there.
No rules.
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Oh, that is intriguing,
but I can't. I made a promise.
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Come on, Nathan.
Don't be a loser.
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Please! Come on. Please.
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-Nathan, look at me.
I need this, man. I need it.
-Come on.
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-Please. I need it.
-DYLAN: Please, Nathan.
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-Come on. Please, man. Please.
-Come on.
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-Please, please, please!
-Please, Nathan, come on.
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-DYLAN: Please, Nathan! Please!
-Please, Nathan, please?
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-Please, Nathan, oh, my God...
-For God's sake!
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Nathan, just take them.
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Okay, fine, a quick trip.
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-Yes! Yeah!
-Yes! (whoops)
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(both babbling)
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NATHAN:
So where exactly are we going?
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-Off the map. I guess
you'd call it the dark web.
-Uh-huh.
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Yeah, there's
this super secret place
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you can pass through the hedge.
203
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Can you spot it?
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(groans)
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Gentlemen, can I help you?
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This area's off-limits.
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No, no-- sir? Sir.
Little sir, no, seriously.
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Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown.
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No, no, seriously,
it's dangerous.
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Mr. Brown?
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Whoa.
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Horizen will not be held liable
for any avatar corruption!
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We're not playing!
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(stammers)
I-I could get through this hedge
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any time I want.
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And I just don't want to today.
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(beeps)
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Okay. Nothing to be
scared of here, guys.
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Hmm? What's that, Dylan?
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You think we should hold hands
so nobody gets lost?
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(chuckles)
Fine.
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I didn't say anything, wuss.
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What's with the numbers?
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You have, like,
a lot of questions.
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It's for our locator pings.
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Lakeview keeps track
of all uploads
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by pinging us every hour.
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If we're off the map, we don't
ping back, the system assumes
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-we've been erased.
-Then what?
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I heard your avatar disappears
and your consciousness wanders
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the Grey Zone
for all of eternity.
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So let's hurry up
and get there, huh?
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-(buzzing passes by)
-(sighs)
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If I'm an invisible
consciousness,
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I'm gonna go up people's noses
and out their butts like a fart.
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I like the way you think.
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There.
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That's it?
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(laughs)
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(whoops)
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(indistinct chatter)
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LUKE:
Oh, man.
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This is sick.
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Just see!
'Sup, kid?
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NATHAN:
Uh-oh.
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VENDOR:
Bad smells for sale!
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-Fuck off.
-Bad smells for sale!
248
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,707
-Hey, boys.
-We got sweat, dirty pennies
249
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,208
and a hot chick's
morning breath.
250
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,209
All fresh.
251
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,335
Sure you're 18?
252
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,505
18 and three quarters, dickbag.
253
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,716
-(grunting)
-(groans)
254
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,218
(grunting)
255
00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,347
LUKE:
Here we go.
256
00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,808
Two Lakeview elevator hacks.
257
00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:02,561
Ooh! Trying to party
with some living ladies, huh?
258
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,146
(giggles)
259
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,939
I'll throw in
some antivirus to be safe.
260
00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:08,483
Can you make it quick?
We're on a time crunch.
261
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,901
Can I go look around?
262
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:13,322
This is the most action
I've ever gotten.
263
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,115
I mean, we do have 40 minutes.
264
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,200
Just stay close, okay?
265
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,286
We're always watching you.
266
00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,871
VENDOR 2:
Celebrity memories!
267
00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,706
I got real celebrity memories
here, people!
268
00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,124
Pulled moments after upload.
269
00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,417
Drake pooping.
270
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,586
The sad end
of Sir Justin Bieber.
271
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,713
Huh? Hey, hey.
272
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,757
I got Penélope Cruz
in the shower.
273
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,342
Huh?
274
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,676
This is stupid.
275
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,762
You're stupid.
Those pants are dumb.
276
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,305
What do you keep in there,
Teddy Grahams? (chuckles)
277
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,723
Fuck off, you fat nerd.
278
00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,266
Bite me, Tiny Tim.
279
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,518
-Oh, easy, easy, easy. Okay.
-Come on!
-(laughing)
280
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,853
Come on. Come on.
281
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,772
How would you like to hack
282
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,523
into a living person's
wrist phone camera?
283
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,317
Ten seconds for 100 coins.
284
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,318
Interesting.
285
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,944
Are you kidding me?
286
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,280
I've seen 100 different
sex bot shops,
287
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,616
-and this is where
you want to go?
-Okay.
288
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,742
How 'bout Jamie Arpaz,
289
00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,160
my old business partner?
290
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,579
2-1-3-5, ampersand sign,
291
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,581
7-5-3-2-8-1-9-2.
292
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,627
MAN:
So, you see, the best part is,
293
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,129
the design costs nothing
294
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,131
because the uploads
build their own homes.
295
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,801
-WOMAN: How?
-As Josh said,
296
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,219
my software is unique
297
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,512
and proprietary.
298
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,055
Huh.
299
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,807
What is he up to?
300
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,642
We got 12 minutes left.
Let's roll.
301
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,561
Where's the kid?
302
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,063
Oh, shit.
303
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,648
He was right here. Dylan?
304
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,316
Dylan?!
305
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,235
(chuckles): Man, I can't believe
your angel trusted you.
306
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,403
(chuckles)
307
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,030
-Dylan! Dylan!
-Dylan! Dylan!
308
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,407
(monitor beeping steadily)
309
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,283
(indistinct P.A. announcement)
310
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,746
AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE:
Hello, visitor.
311
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,874
The patient is suffering
from chronic vape lung.
312
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,918
Noncontagious.
313
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,879
Mr. Antony,
314
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,714
we simply can't keep meeting
like this.
315
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,509
(chuckles) Well, I don't think
we will be much longer.
316
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,511
-(coughs)
-Dad, come on.
317
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:03,265
I don't want to run up a-a stack
of bills like when Mom died.
318
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,351
Y-You had to skip college.
319
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,270
Can you imagine me as a lawyer?
320
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,564
(chuckles): Yeah.
It was your dream.
321
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:14,568
You went as Gloria Allred
three Halloweens in a row.
322
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,278
(chuckles)
323
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,448
I just want you to be happy.
324
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:23,201
It's been nothing but sickness
and crap for too long.
325
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,704
We're still here.
326
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,873
Together. Right now.
327
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,749
That makes me happy.
328
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:33,170
(coughing)
329
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,881
Oh, I hate to leave you alone.
330
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,674
Well, you wouldn't
if you uploaded.
331
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:40,302
Oh. Oh,
I've seen the commercial.
332
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,765
I go on dates.
333
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,143
I mean,
there's a guy I might like.
334
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:50,395
-Ooh.
-Okay.
335
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,731
There's nothing yet.
We're just friends.
336
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,192
It's kind of long-distance.
337
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,651
How long-distance?
338
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,236
Long.
339
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,362
What's he do?
340
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,617
He's in computers.
341
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,368
Is he there for you?
342
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,204
I mean, can you really count
on the guy?
343
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,624
Yeah.
344
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,584
I think I can.
345
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,044
-Dylan!
-Dylan!
346
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,838
Dylan!
347
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,924
-Fuck!
-Dylan!
348
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,009
Dylan?!
349
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,302
How could you have brought
a child here?
350
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,720
What is wrong with you?
351
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:24,721
Dylan!
352
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,848
Dylan?! Dylan?!
353
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,018
-DYLAN: Yeah, man! (laughs)
-Dylan?!
354
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,062
There. There, there, there.
There.
355
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,314
(groans) You didn't tell me
this would hurt.
356
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,315
You want hair
where you were telling me,
357
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,691
you better hold still.
358
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,027
-Hey, Dylan, we got to go. Now.
-In a minute.
359
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,737
No, now. You'll just have
half a tattoo.
360
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,988
It's not a tattoo.
361
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,449
-It's a puberty power-up.
-A what?
362
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,784
What the hell does that mean?
363
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,285
Just some code
to age up his avatar.
364
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,496
I got it off
a top-notch Russian hacker.
365
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,122
Next time he falls asleep,
366
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,000
he'll wake up with adult parts.
And... done.
367
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,253
-(groans)
-Great. Okay, we are
one ping away from annihilation.
368
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,629
-Come on.
-Uh-uh-uh-uh.
369
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,089
600 Facebook Libras.
370
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,383
Fuck.
371
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,218
Stupid pants.
372
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,095
-Great. Okay.
-DYLAN: Hey, see
373
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,055
if those Nitely girls
have a friend for me!
374
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,683
-NATHAN: Like a babysitter?
-DYLAN: You motherfucker!
375
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,824
Cafeteria's that way.
376
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,451
Oh, actually,
I had a question about scanners.
377
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:32,247
Do these machines ever damage
memories by accident?
378
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,498
Never.
379
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,125
They're, uh...
380
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,960
glorious, really.
381
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,587
You can watch the life
of a squirrel beat for beat
382
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,754
if you put one in this machine.
383
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,591
Not that I ever have.
384
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,760
Uh, what if I happen
to know, uh,
385
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,721
an upload with damaged memories?
386
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,556
Then it wouldn't be
the machine's fault.
387
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,516
It's always whoever designed
the avatar.
388
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,561
Those low-wage clowns,
they mess up all the time.
389
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,731
Well, actually,
I made the avatar.
390
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,857
Oh.
391
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,818
Are there
any other possibilities?
392
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,320
Somebody somewhere
is probably...
393
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,280
(chuckles):
up to some kind of fuckery.
394
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:08,908
Well, is there anything
I can do to fix the memories?
395
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,286
I used .Mem Restore,
and I got a couple watchable.
396
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,163
-.Mem Restore.
-Mm-hmm.
397
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,875
Why not just throw your money
directly down the toilet?
398
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,919
The only consumer app that
isn't shit is Memboost Turbo.
399
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,588
I have a download card
you can use.
400
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,007
It'll work on any device.
401
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,717
Oh, thanks.
402
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,510
Are you sure?
403
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,473
Of course. This is the longest
conversation I've had in years.
404
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,600
-LUKE: Go!
-(panting)
405
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,143
DYLAN:
Guys!
406
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,437
(panting)
407
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,898
(grunting)
408
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,316
Go, go, go, go.
409
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,360
(panting)
410
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,532
Oh. Oh, okay. Nap time.
411
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,368
I'll drop him off at his room.
412
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,410
Don't be long.
413
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,953
Here's your hotel level pass
414
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,789
for 4006.
415
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,332
Meet you at the bar.
416
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,541
And don't change out
of the skinny jeans.
417
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,542
You look amazing.
418
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,169
Stop.
419
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,630
You think so?
420
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,759
Yeah, you're all tuckered out,
huh, buddy?
421
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,010
You had a big day.
422
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,512
-(snoring)
-Ew, ew. Drool.
423
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,138
Drool, drool. Gross.
(groans)
424
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,724
Yuck.
425
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,935
(sighs)
426
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,228
Okay.
427
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,939
And, uh...
428
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,107
I don't know.
People do this, right?
429
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,191
Here you go.
430
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,026
(groans softly)
431
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,070
This is great. Perfect.
432
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,363
(door opens, closes)
433
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,365
(indistinct chatter)
434
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,409
-(Muzak playing)
-(whistles softly)
435
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,207
4006.
436
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,458
Oh, I'm sorry.
437
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,085
Uploads are not allowed
on the hotel fl...
438
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,795
-(beeps)
-(grunting)
439
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,840
And away we go!
440
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,138
(rattling)
441
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,850
(shouting, whooping)
442
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,479
-(dance music playing)
-(chatter, laughter)
443
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,983
(elevator bell dings)
444
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,402
DJ:
♪ Can I get an "H" ♪
445
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,403
♪ For Horizen? ♪
446
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,447
♪ ♪
447
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,872
♪ I say, "A," you say, "I" ♪
448
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,540
♪ Artificial DJ say,
"Here we go" ♪
449
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,125
♪ Let's go, let's go,
let's go! ♪
450
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,668
(chuckles):
Yes!
451
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,049
Hey. All right.
452
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,968
-Uh-huh. Hi. Mwah.
-Hi.
453
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,053
And, uh... and you
454
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,597
are for my friend.
455
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,432
Do you want a drink?
456
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,852
(soft ringing)
457
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,313
(trilling)
458
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,365
♪ ♪
459
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,284
My buddy will be here
any minute.
460
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,619
You want to dance?
461
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,205
I don't want
to leave Chloe alone.
462
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,707
Of course. Cool.
463
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,209
Yeah.
464
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,461
Hey, so tell me more
465
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,214
about your coworker
who uses your mug.
466
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,340
That shit is bananas.
467
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,175
-Yeah. Karen.
-God.
468
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,594
-She's a bitch. She's...
-Karen, learn to read.
469
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,763
-Your name's on it.
-...the worst.
470
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,098
Yeah.
(sighs)
471
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,608
Shh.
472
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,735
(chuckles)
473
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,987
-(Nathan whistles)
-I'll be right back.
474
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,742
(sighs)
You didn't tell me
475
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,327
your dad was this rich.
476
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,204
I'd have proposed by now.
477
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,206
INGRID:
And powerful.
478
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,125
President Reagan
gave this to my dad
479
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,418
when he was in college.
480
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,754
It's his favorite thing
in the world.
481
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,173
That's including me.
482
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,633
(Nathan chuckles)
483
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,052
This bottle's old enough
to be my grandfather.
484
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,389
Mm-hmm. He was saving it
for a special occasion.
485
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,432
(chuckles)
486
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,355
(kissing)
487
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,573
♪ ♪
488
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,760
Hey, um, Batia?
489
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,637
Do you ever go on my computer?
490
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,807
That is serious accusation.
491
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,851
I will take lie detector.
492
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,978
Oh, you-you don't have to.
I-I was just wondering
493
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,607
'cause I-I seem to have lost
some files in this one folder.
494
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,025
I will take lie detector.
495
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,277
No one can control their skin.
496
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,904
Yeah.
497
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,488
Okay.
498
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,118
Dude, where are you?
Did you know
499
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,120
that Sascha got downsized
to a smaller cubicle
500
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,872
because her boss
has it in for her?
501
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,499
Because I do.
I'm doing all the heavy lifting
502
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,543
myself. Grooming tools down.
503
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,378
I'm not grooming.
504
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,006
I'm taking a shit.
505
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,424
Hurry up.
506
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,222
(snores, exhales)
507
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,600
(yawns)
508
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,484
(exhales)
509
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,071
Oh.
510
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,198
Yes.
511
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,825
So it begins.
512
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,243
(clears throat)
513
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,538
First stop:
the ladies by the pool.
514
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,082
(exhales)
515
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,084
(chuckles)
I like your style.
516
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,294
Yo, thank you.
517
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,636
Can I help you with something?
518
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,555
That's what I fucking thought.
519
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,057
Oh, dear.
520
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:09,227
Um, uh, you may need
to cover up, please?
521
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,478
-What the fuck?
-Perhaps you'd be
more comfortable...
522
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,105
I'm going for a swim, dork.
523
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,690
-Please, j-just...
-Get off.
524
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,108
Angel!
525
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:19,070
And then, with no warning,
he's like, "Leesha,
526
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,864
-the bichon frise
has been sick all week."
-(alert chiming)
527
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,784
I'm like, "Yeah, 'cause
you keep feeding it Raisinets."
528
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:25,785
-DYLAN: Get off!
-(concierge grunting)
529
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,911
Dylan?
530
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,871
-Just...
-Get the fuck off of me.
531
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:29,914
Oh, shit.
532
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,547
Shit. Hey.
533
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,674
I trusted you.
534
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:40,967
Who's this, now?
535
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,176
This is Dylan.
536
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,803
-What?
-NORA: Yeah. Heard all about
537
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,596
your little field trip
to the Grey Zone.
538
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,266
Turns out the puberty patch
was female.
539
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,476
-Oh.
-You guys effed up.
540
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,228
Dude, biology 101.
541
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,980
It says "XX," not "XY."
542
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,356
How am I supposed to know?
I thought it just meant
543
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:56,774
he's gonna be, like,
extra, extra manly.
544
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,777
-Oh, hey...
-Haven't you
ever seen boobs before?
545
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,738
The... They're for
feeding babies.
546
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,699
-Yummy.
-Oh, grow up. Creep.
547
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,909
-Yikes. I'm-I'm really sorry.
-ALEESHA: Mm.
548
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,746
This has Luke's
greasy fingerprints all over it.
549
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,581
Where is that
Hurt Lockin' asshole?
550
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,585
Found him.
551
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,670
And he's right where
he's not supposed to be.
552
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,257
(exhales)
I'm really sorry.
553
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,814
Oh, fuck.
554
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,816
-What are you doing?
-What does it look like?
555
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,360
I told you to keep your dead ass
away from our living visitors.
556
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,905
Ma'am, do you know
he's an upload
557
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,323
from our
permanent resident floors?
558
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,158
She doesn't care.
She thinks that's hot.
559
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,285
-Wait, what? You're an upload?
-ALEESHA: Mm-hmm.
560
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,370
Yeah. No, that's fine.
That's totally cool.
561
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,247
I can totally handle that.
That's not weird.
562
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,665
That's not weird.
563
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,250
(clears throat)
No, it's not weird.
564
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,711
Will you excuse me just a min...
(clears throat)
565
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,755
(Sascha coughing and retching)
566
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:11,015
Get your ass back upstairs.
567
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:18,856
So, do you want to,
you know, make out?
568
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,733
WOMAN:
Greg, dinner!
569
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:21,984
GREG:
Coming, Ma!
570
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,028
Just fucking
with some dead people.
571
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:29,033
Wh-Wh... Why?
572
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,785
Well, this was the move
of a true douchebag.
573
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,203
I know. I'm sorry.
574
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,664
I'm sorry, dude... ette.
575
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:35,915
NORA:
Poor kid.
576
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:38,501
Dylan, we all know
that gender's a spectrum,
577
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,170
so if this is your way of,
you know, telling us
578
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,923
that this body is more in line
with your identity inside,
579
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,758
that-that is just great.
580
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,636
And I'm sure
we both support you.
581
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,513
-Yes, of course. 100%.
-No.
582
00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:52,140
I can tell this is not me.
583
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,475
Can you just change me back,
please?
584
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:57,979
Okay. But it's gonna take me
hours to reprogram,
585
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,605
so are you sure?
586
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,190
Yeah, I'm sure.
587
00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:02,900
-(sighs)
-Right.
588
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:07,196
Well, next time, I'll leave you
with real grown-ups.
589
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,866
Oh, how's your dad? Fuck.
590
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,284
Smooth.
591
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,918
Those golfers staring at me
592
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,087
was definitely the worst part.
593
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,714
Yeah, I can imagine.
594
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,675
I bet a lot of girls
feel that way sometimes, too.
595
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,510
You know,
when guys are only interested
596
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:31,637
in their bodies.
597
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:36,058
I guess everybody wants
to be treated like a person.
598
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,894
NATHAN:
Yeah.
599
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:40,897
Oh...
fuck, I missed your titties?
600
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,607
They're the talk of the lobby.
601
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,650
Hey, not cool, man.
602
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:46,444
Oh. Sorry. My bad.
603
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,738
Why do they have
to program me so horny?
604
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,573
I'm sure they'd remove it
if they could.
605
00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:53,367
(exhales) Then why make
our angels so freaking hot?
606
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,703
Mine has legs
that just won't quit.
607
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,831
You know, I was only a woman
for a couple of hours,
608
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,458
but that's demeaning.
609
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,460
I bet when you didn't have legs,
610
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,170
you didn't want that
to be the only thing
611
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,504
people noticed about you.
612
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,048
Okay, PC Police.
613
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,883
I'll come back
when you're fixed.
614
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,384
DYLAN:
You know,
615
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:13,846
I may still only have
a 12-year-old's body,
616
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,348
but I'm more mature than Luke.
617
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:16,849
Definitely.
618
00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,518
But that's
a pretty low bar, kid.
619
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,567
Call Josh Pitzer.
620
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,486
Hello, Mr. Pitzer.
621
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,446
Just confirming
we're still on for 5:00.
622
00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:32,031
This is the third time
you've called to confirm.
623
00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:33,282
We're still on.
624
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,784
I'll see you in two minutes.
625
00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,676
Huh.
626
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:52,843
(chimes)
627
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,303
Car?
628
00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:56,097
Car, what-what are you doing?
629
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:59,183
Stop. Stop.
630
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,185
Obey me!
631
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:02,228
(tires screech)
632
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,312
(rumbling)
633
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:04,939
The heck?
634
00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:07,358
What's that noise?
635
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,985
We're on wood?
636
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,820
No, no, no. Car.
637
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,530
Car.
638
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,116
Car, stop!
639
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,410
Oh, thank God.
640
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,747
Call for help.
641
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,916
Okay? Call your mom.
642
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,626
Something is wrong
with my car, okay?
643
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,296
Did you hear me? Call for help.
644
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,505
Yeah. Or... No, no, no.
645
00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:31,716
Don't move. Damn it!
646
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,386
No!
647
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,512
Stop!
648
00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:38,806
-(people screaming)
-Wait, wait! No!
649
00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:42,310
Stop!
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