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[thunder rumbles]
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[background chatter]
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[man beatboxing]
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[thunder
rumbling]
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- Jim.
Thank God you're home.
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The kids are still awake.
They're going wild!
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- What?
- Yeah.
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I'm like 30 seconds away
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from ordering a tranquilizer
gun on Amazon.
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- Why are they still awake?
- They're freaked out
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about the storm.
[kids screaming]
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I need you to go in there and
tell them go to bed--I'm done.
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I'm gonna go and take
a long, hot bath.
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You're on.
- All right, I'll deal with it.
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[kids chattering]
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[overlapping chatter]
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What the hell's
going on in here?
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I want it quiet!
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[rain pattering]
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[groans]
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[loud thunderclap]
[kids screaming]
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[wailing]
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[shouting, chatter]
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- Daddy!
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- Can you cuddle us?
- We're scared.
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- Well,
maybe for a little bit.
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- Could you tell us
a story?
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- All right.
I'll tell you one story.
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- Can it be a good story
like Mom tells?
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Not one of your boring ones?
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- Okay. Well, what kind of
story do you guys wanna hear?
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- Uh, Avengers?
[overlapping shouting]
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- Uh, Spider-Man?
- Spider-Man!
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- Did your daddy cuddle you
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when he wasn't at
the comedy club?
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- Well, it was different.
My dad wasn't a comedian.
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He was a banker.
- What's a banker?
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- A banker is...
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someone who lends money.
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I think.
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Anyway, my dad would
come home every night
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right before dinner.
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- I have a feeling this is
gonna be a boring story.
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- Anyway...
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[bright music]
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- Kids, your dad's home!
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Turn off the TV.
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Get out here.
Greet your father.
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Jimmy, your father is home.
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Get out here!
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- [crunching]
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Jimmy, stop eating.
You won't be hungry for dinner.
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- [clears throat]
- [mouthing words]
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[door thuds shut]
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Good evening, Mike.
Welcome home.
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- Thanks, honey.
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kids: Hi, Dad.
- [clears throat]
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That yard looks like
it went through Vietnam.
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You're gonna get out
there and clean it up.
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But first...let's eat.
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Pineapple upside-down
cake?
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- Yes.
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- Get out of the Goddamn way.
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[ice cubes clinking]
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- Kids, it's time for dinner.
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["Tie A Yellow Ribbon"
plays]
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- I'm comin' home,
I've done my time
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Now I've got to know
what is and isn't mine
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If you received my letter
telling you I'd soon be free
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Then you'll know
just what to do
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If you still want me
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If you still
want me
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Whoa, tie a yellow ribbon
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Round the ole oak tree
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It's been three long years
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Do you still want me?
- Still want me
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- If I don't see a ribbon
round the ole oak tree
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I'll stay on the bus,
forget about us
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Put the blame on me
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If I don't see
a yellow ribbon
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Round the ole oak tree
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- [clears throat]
Well, what are you waiting for?
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That yard's not gonna
clean itself.
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[cutlery clatters]
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- Ahh.
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- Daddy, what's a yard?
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- A...yard?
Well, it--it's a grassy area
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like a park.
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- Your dad made you take
care of the park yard?
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- Well, I mean...yeah, but my
brothers and sisters and I,
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we were always
out in the yard.
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- Cool!
- Fun!
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- We loved being outside
in the fresh air.
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[overlapping chatter]
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- I don't wanna talk
to Father Mulcahy.
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I've just got
a sinus infection.
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I came in here for
like a Z-Pak or something.
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It's gotta be a Z-Pak,
'cause I'm allergic
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to amoxicillin.
No Amoxicillin.
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I get a terrible rash.
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- Turn it!
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[dramatic, rapid notes]
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[applause]
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- I'm so happy to be here.
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- He's so groovy.
[playing rapid piano notes]
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When I get older,
I'm going to marry him.
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[TV applause]
- Turn it!
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[clunk]
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- No installment payments
for 60 days.
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- 588-2300
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- Empire
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- Why don't you call
right now?
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- What are you all
doing in the house?
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It's a beautiful afternoon,
and your father's napping.
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Turn off the TV.
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- But we're bored!
- Just get out there.
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Don't you have yard work?
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- [all moaning]
Mom!
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- Do any of you
have any idea
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what your father would do
if you wake him up?
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[man continues on TV]
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- I hate Dad!
- There you go.
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[kids moan]
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Come on.
March, march.
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[man continues talking]
[laughter]
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- Tonight,
on "Creature Features,"
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a bloodthirsty psychopath
roams the countryside
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in search of his next victim.
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- Here is a special weather
report from NewsCenter 5.
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- Good evening.
The National Weather Service
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has just issued
a tornado warning
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for a portion
of our viewing area.
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- When you played
in the yard,
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did you and your brothers
and sisters ever fight?
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- Well, occasionally,
there would be a disagreement.
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- You're a bundle
of sticks.
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- No, you're a bundle
of sticks!
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- You called each other
a bundle of sticks?
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- No! Uh...I mean, yeah.
Something like that.
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The important thing is
that we all generally got along.
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- Why don't you come
over here and say that?
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[brick rustles bushes]
I'm gonna kill you!
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- What the hell's
going on out here?
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God damn it!
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Are you done with
your yard work?
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Don't you know
there's a Goddamn storm coming?
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Clean up this crap!
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Jesus!
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Where are these
balless wonders?
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It's a Goddamn tornado!
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
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- Why was your dad
wearing a coat and tie?
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Was he going
to a funeral?
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- My dad always seemed to be
wearing a coat and tie.
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- There ya go.
[chuckles]
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[bright music]
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- I used to imagine
he slept in a coat and tie.
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- [snoring]
- Let me finish.
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Boo Berry!
My ghostly good
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blueberry-flavored cereal,
Boo Berry...[giggles]
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is part of this...
- [crunch]
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- Complete breakfast.
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- What the hell's
going on in here?
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- Your dad sounded mean.
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- Well, I think at the time
I thought he was mean.
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But now I realize
he was just trying to
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teach me and my brothers
and sisters about discipline.
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- Is that why
you're mean?
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- He's not mean, and his dad
wasn't mean either.
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- I told you to turn off
the Goddamn television!
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Get outta my den!
Jesus!
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- Confirmed by
the National Weather Service...
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- Goddamn kids! Go!
- I would suggest
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the persons in that area
follow the safety precautions
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and seek some shelter.
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What we have to do
at this point
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is watch for any other
developments,
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listen to the radio,
and watch television for any--
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[loud thunderclap]
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- Ha ha.
- Are you a-scared of storms
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too, Daddy?
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- Ah, normally,
I was a brave kid
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and not really scared
of anything.
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[light music]
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Aah!
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[shrieking]
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- Jimmy, I have
a surprise for you.
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- [chuckling]
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- Aah!
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[kids laughing]
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Aah!
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Yes, I was brave.
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But this storm was
a particularly scary one
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and took a turn
no one expected.
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- I knew this was gonna
be a boring story.
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[man beatboxing]
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- Man, I wish I had Rick Monday.
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- I thought you had that one.
- You know what?
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You can have
my Dave Kingman card.
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- Oh, thanks, man.
- No problem.
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- What happened
to my Jose Cardenal card?
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There's Cheez Whiz on it.
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Jimmy!
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What the hell is this?
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- I didn't do anything.
- Ha!
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Cheez Whiz--so that's why
Jimmy's always
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cutting the cheese.
- Pfft! Ha ha.
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- Aren't you guys worried
about the big storm?
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- Look outside.
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There's a tornado
every other day, you baby.
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- Yeah. I'm worried about
the storms in Jimmy's butt.
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[boys laugh]
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- Idiot.
- What are you doing?
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- I don't want
any of this stuff
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to get blown away
by the twister.
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Don't touch my stuff!
You bundle of sticks.
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- Yeah, get the hell outta here.
- Come on, get outta here, baby!
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- How many bottles of
Cheez Whiz do you think he's on?
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[boys laugh]
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- Yeah. He's so foxy.
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[continues on phone
in background]
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- Pam, are you worried
about the big storm?
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- Eh...
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- Can I have
a candy bar?
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- 25 cents.
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- I don't have
any money.
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- He looks like
Michael Landon.
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- Still got that six-pack
of Dr Pepper
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I got you for your birthday?
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- No. I drank them
all that day.
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- How much is left
in that Cheez Whiz?
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- A lot.
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- Deal.
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- I wish I could.
Mmm...
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Isn't it time for
little Jimmy to go to bed?
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- Yeah, sorry.
What were you saying?
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- Where the hell
is the Cheez Whiz?
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[Marre hums]
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- [quietly]
Gimme that!
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You better not
eat my cereal again,
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or I'll beat your butt,
fart-face.
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[continues humming]
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- Eat the coleslaw!
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- Mom, are we gonna
get washed away by the storm?
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- Oh, honey,
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I'm just fixing sandwiches
in case the power goes out.
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[whispers]
Don't you worry.
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[continues humming]
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00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:31,173
- Where the hell's
my Goddamn flashlight?
260
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,197
3 bucks!
Those bastards at Woolworth's
261
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:38,070
charge 3 bucks
for a Goddamn flashlight.
262
00:12:38,067 --> 00:12:41,627
- Dad, is the tornado
really that big?
263
00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:42,973
- I don't know!
264
00:12:42,967 --> 00:12:44,827
- Is this the part
where your daddy
265
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:47,933
cuddles you
during the storm?
266
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,073
- Well...
267
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,097
- Goddamn flashlight.
268
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:54,070
[crashing, clattering]
269
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,327
- God damn it, Jimmy!
270
00:12:57,433 --> 00:13:00,133
Jesus Christ!
271
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:02,633
My car, Jimmy!
272
00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:04,173
What the hell?!
273
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:07,197
- I wouldn't say cuddled.
274
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:11,870
Anyway,
my dad was a good dad.
275
00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:13,897
He may not have been perfect,
276
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,600
but at least
he tried his best.
277
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,730
- Ladies first!
- And he made sure
278
00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:20,873
we were all safe.
279
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,367
[thunder rumbles]
280
00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:26,227
After all,
there were six of us.
281
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:28,703
- Let's go.
All right, everybody in!
282
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:31,230
[wind howling]
283
00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:32,633
[thunderclaps]
It's getting bad out there,
284
00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:36,073
but at least
we'll be safe in here.
285
00:13:38,233 --> 00:13:40,973
["Creature Features" on TV]
- No...no...
286
00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:43,567
nooooooo!
287
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,303
[thunderclap]
288
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,230
- Three funnel clouds
were sighted just a bit ago
289
00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:53,573
at 8:22 this evening
290
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,127
in the vicinity--
291
00:13:57,633 --> 00:13:59,073
- Dad?
292
00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:02,097
Dad?
293
00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:06,373
Mom?
294
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,367
Nick?
Mike?
295
00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:14,667
Joe?
296
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:18,167
[thunder rumbles]
297
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,297
Pam? Kathy?
298
00:14:29,867 --> 00:14:33,667
[wind howling]
299
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:37,467
[rain pattering]
300
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:42,397
I'm all alone!
301
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:46,067
I'm all alone!
302
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:50,227
["That's the Way I Like It"
plays]
303
00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:54,803
- Do do do do do do
do do do
304
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,800
Do do do do do do
305
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,630
[thud, thud]
306
00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:01,503
Do do do do do do
do do do
307
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,200
Oh, that's the way
308
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,130
Uh-huh, uh-huh,
I like it
309
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,673
Uh-huh, uh-huh
310
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,627
That's the way,
uh-huh, uh-huh
311
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,973
I like it, uh-huh,
uh-huh
312
00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:14,127
That's the way,
uh-huh, uh-huh
313
00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:16,503
I like it, uh-huh,
uh-huh
314
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,500
That's the way,
uh-huh, uh-huh
315
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,070
I like it, uh-huh,
uh-huh
316
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,267
When you take me
317
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:25,327
By the hand
318
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:29,873
Tell me I'm
your lovin' man
319
00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:32,067
When you give me
320
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,697
All your love
321
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,770
And do it, babe,
the very best you can
322
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:38,927
Oh, that's--
323
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:40,303
- This would be a hell
of a lot easier
324
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,670
if I had my Goddamn
flashlight.
325
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:45,097
- Who's ready
for sandwiches?
326
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,800
[tinny music playing]
327
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,700
- Where's Jimmy?
328
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:52,700
- Do do do do do do
do do do
329
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:56,770
Uh-huh, do do do do do
do do do do
330
00:15:56,767 --> 00:16:01,297
Uh-huh, do do do do
do do do do do
331
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:04,770
Uh-huh, do do
do do do do do do do
332
00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:05,897
Oh...
333
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,730
[shouting distantly]
- Jimmy! Jimmy!
334
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,633
[clattering]
God damn it!
335
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:11,673
Jimmy!
- Oh, my God, he's not here?
336
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,827
He's not here!
- Don't panic, Marre.
337
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:16,433
- I can't believe we left
Jimmy in the house!
338
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,473
- Jesus Christ!
The boy's fine.
339
00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:22,127
- Oh, that's the way
340
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:25,073
Uh-huh, uh-huh,
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
341
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,797
[ominous chords]
That's the way
342
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,070
Uh-huh, uh-huh,
I like it
343
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:30,297
Uh-huh, uh-huh
344
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,330
That's the way...
345
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,073
[doorknob clatters]
346
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,897
[music distorts, fades]
I like it...uh-huh...uh-huh
347
00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:38,533
[pounding on window]
348
00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:41,533
- Aah!
349
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,673
[suspenseful music]
350
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:48,227
351
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:50,233
[thunderclap]
352
00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:51,833
Aah!
353
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,873
[glass shatters]
354
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:03,170
Aah!
355
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:07,497
356
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:11,430
[footsteps approach]
357
00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:13,803
[wood creaks]
358
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,770
[tense music]
359
00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:19,067
360
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:23,627
Aah!
361
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:25,903
Dad?
362
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,470
- [sighs]
363
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:30,067
Jimmy.
- Dad!
364
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:32,967
- [chuckles]
365
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:35,197
[wind howling]
366
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,870
There's my Goddamn flashlight!
367
00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:39,967
[loud thunderclap]
368
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,870
- And that's when I realized
369
00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:45,827
it was my dad looking for me
370
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,373
and not a bloodthirsty
psychopathic murderer.
371
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:52,867
[rain pattering]
372
00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:54,167
Ah...
373
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,467
- That's pretty impressive.
374
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:58,067
- I didn't get to
finish my story.
375
00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,867
- I'm listening.
376
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:02,473
- Well...
377
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,067
- [laughs]
You're right.
378
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,827
The Cheez Whiz
does taste good.
379
00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:10,133
I was...I was worried
about you, Jimmy.
380
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,803
- I was worried
about you, too, Dad.
381
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,400
Mostly because
I thought you were
382
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:17,070
a bloodthirsty psychopathic
murderer coming to kill me.
383
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,427
- [sighs]
384
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,703
Before, in the garage,
I...
385
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,570
I shouldn't have
yelled at you like that.
386
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:23,867
I'm sorry.
387
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,897
- It's okay.
I'm used to it.
388
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:30,430
Everybody yells at me.
Everyone except Mom.
389
00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:31,933
- Your mother.
She's worried sick.
390
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,603
We should head back
to the cellar,
391
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,600
let everyone know
the storm's passed.
392
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,470
- Can we just stay up here
together
393
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:39,397
for a few more minutes?
394
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:43,270
- Well...it is nice
and quiet, huh?
395
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,767
Well...
396
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:47,967
Jimmy, I'm sorry
we forgot you in the house.
397
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:49,367
- You forgot me?
398
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:50,727
- Well, I--[sighs]
399
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:53,633
We could never forget you.
400
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,473
I've got big plans
for you, Jimmy.
401
00:18:56,467 --> 00:19:00,167
You know...you and me
are very similar.
402
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:01,427
Come here.
403
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:04,073
- What did I do?
404
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:06,467
- Are you that scared
of me?
405
00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:08,397
- You're pretty scary.
406
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,200
- [laughs]
407
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,400
You think I'm scary...
408
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:16,130
you should have seen
my father.
409
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:18,873
[chickens clucking]
410
00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:33,773
- What in the Goddamn hell
are you doing, Michael?
411
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:38,233
[cans clattering]
412
00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:40,473
[chickens clucking]
413
00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:44,727
[exhales]
You think I'm scary?
414
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:48,373
You shoulda seen
my daddy.
415
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:49,497
- Here we go--oh!
416
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,700
[kids screaming]
417
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:53,400
- [Irish accent]
Shilla McGharney!
418
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,500
What in the name of Jesus,
419
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,400
Mary, and Joseph
420
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,770
is goin' on in this
godforsaken hellhole?
421
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:04,427
Huh? You tink
I'm scary, boy?
422
00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:07,833
Well, you're lucky you never
laid eyes on me pappy!
423
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,633
- [distant howling]
424
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,900
- Yah! Hah...
425
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,330
- Aah!
426
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,203
[kids screaming]
427
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:33,000
- Waaaaa...aaaaah!
428
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:38,670
- Aaaaaaaahhh!
429
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:45,597
[man scatting]
430
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,600
[man singing indistinctly]
431
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,600
[mellow jazzy music]
432
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:59,730
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