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As our Hood Legends tour continues,
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what you're witnessing here is
what we here in Brooklyn call
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a "shoe drop", okay?
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This line right here could extend
all the way to Manhattan,
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across the bridge,
depending on the hype.
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Yo, shorty, what shoes you waitin' on?
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The new Jordans.
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You remind me of me, man.
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I remember my first pair of Jordans.
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- It's a magical day in the hood
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when a boy gets his first
pair of new Jordans.
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It represents them not having to wear
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duh-dunt-duh-dunt's no more...
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you know, hand-me-downs,
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knock-offs.
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Adidas with seven stripes,
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Chuck Taylors with the heels,
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Pumas with domesticated
house cats on 'em.
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It's the first time in your life
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when you get to feel rich.
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You feel like you're walking on air,
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like one of those trolley
shots in a Spike Lee joint.
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I was a superstar.
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Guys wanted to be me,
girls wanted to see me,
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but haters always gonna hate.
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That's the day I met the hood legend
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"Kangaroo Jack".
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Run 'em. Put 'em in the pouch.
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Kangaroo Jack was the "Michael Jordan
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of stealing Jordans".
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He got his name because
his getaway skills
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was legendary.
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Legend has it that, to this day,
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Kangaroo Jack has never been caught
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and still roams these Brooklyn streets.
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So, kids,
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if you ever get a fresh
pair of new Jordans,
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you better keep your eyes open,
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or you'll get jacked...
by Kangaroo Jack.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Thank you all for joining me today.
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Remember, there's a hood legend
in each and every one of y'all.
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You know what? Cronuts
is the only good thing
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to come out of gentrification.
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How we do?
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The livestream of the tour went well.
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You're averaging 50 more
viewers than last week.
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10 new people just followed you,
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and your engagement is up 3%.
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How much dollars is that?
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Zero.
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But you can't put a price on Insta fame.
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You know something?
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I had the original release
of those back in the day.
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You still had them
today in mint condition,
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they'd be worth $25,000.
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What?! $25,000?!
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Man, you know what I could
do with that kind of money?
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And I think might still have them.
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Well, I hope they're hermetically sealed
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in a temperature-controlled environment.
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I gotta get to Shay, man.
She might know where they at.
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- Come on, Miles. Let's go.
- Mnm.
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I've hit my quota of social interaction.
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- Need to recharge.
- No, no, no.
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You said we were gonna
spend the day together.
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Plus, I still need your car. Let's go!
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Shay, I just want you to know
things are gonna change, okay?
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I'm getting out the game.
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Then me and you gonna focus on making
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our dreams come true, I promise.
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- Baby, are these all my sketches?
- Yes, it is.
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This is what you want to do,
we gonna make it happen.
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Oh, baby, this means so much to me.
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And you mean so much to me.
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Happy anniversary.
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Mwah!
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- I got something for you, too.
- Wh-What?
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Shay, come on. What did you do.
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Open it! Open it.
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- Aw, man.
- Open it.
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Aah!
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I'm goin' all out.
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A fresh pair of new Jordans
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for our fresh new life together.
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- Thank you.
- I hope you like them.
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- I love 'em!
- Try 'em on.
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Wait a minute. My phone is ringing.
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It's Wavy.
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This is the last one. I gotta do this.
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I'll be right back.
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But, I never got to those Jordans.
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'Cause the next night, I got locked up.
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What is wrong with you,
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banging on my door like
that and just coming in?
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And who is this?
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Shay, this is my neighbor, Miles.
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I need to know if you have these shoes.
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Miles, show her the picture.
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Remember? You gave me those.
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Of course, I remember.
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But why do you care
about some old Jordans?
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I just found out they're worth 25 grand.
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- Come again?
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, it's crazy how much
some of these retro shoes
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can go for now.
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"It's Gotta Be the Shoes!"
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Um, I heard a story on NPR last week.
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Do you know where they are?
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Yeah, we, um... just got
cleaned out our locker
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- and gave all your old stuff to your mom.
- Yes!
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My moms is a straight hoarder, man.
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It's like "Grey Gardens" up in there.
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She'll have them. Come on, Miles.
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We goin' back to the future.
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Why'd you lie to Tray?
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We never cleaned out that locker.
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Do you know what he
would do with $25,000?
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- Uh, yeah.
- We're not gonna let that money go to waste.
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Get the car. We goin'
to get some Jordans.
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- Mm.
- Might get this booty redid.
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Yo.
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- Where my mom?
- Roberta went to get a pedicure
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because her man got a foot fetish.
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Yo, don't talk about my mother's feet.
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Most guys like the
baby toe or the big toe.
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I like that middle toe...
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you know, the "f[BLEEP] me" toe.
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That turns me on.
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What are you playing?
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Playing a little "Call of Duty".
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What this dude do to my room, man?
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Aw!
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I don't want to know.
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Ugh!
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F[BLEEP] Carl.
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Yo, where my Jordans?!
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I have no idea.
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Now, I do have your Pumas,
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and I do have your Adidas,
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but I have not seen any Jordans.
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Where... are my...
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Jordans?!
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Thought it was in this... Nope. Come...
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Look in this...
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You hesitated before you shot.
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That's why you perished.
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Yo! I'm not playing with you!
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Hey!
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What the hell is going on here?
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And who is this boy?
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My neighbor, Miles.
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Hello, Mrs. Barker.
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Ma, where's all my old
stuff Shay gave you?
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Shay didn't give me anything.
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Shay said she gave you
all of my old stuff.
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It's important. Please, try to remember.
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Don't talk to me like that.
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I'm not some old senile woman!
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My memory is perfect.
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A pair of Michael Jordans
are worth $25,000.
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I can't find 'em.
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You're gonna get murked if
you remain in prone position.
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- Just...
- That's Gaming 101.
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Did you tell Shay how
much they're worth?
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- Why?
- That girl is playing you.
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She told you that she
gave me the Jordans
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so she could go get them herself!
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Aw, Shay wouldn't do me like that, Ma.
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Oh, money makes people do stupid stuff.
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I bet you those Jordans are
still i-in Shay's storage.
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Mm-hmm. More-Storage, 3rd and Carroll.
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- You know what?
- What?
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Ever since you gave birth to me, Ma,
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I knew I could count on you!
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I hope I can count on
you to clean up this mess.
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I promise you, I'll be back.
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I promise, Ma.
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Miles, come on!
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Yeah. Sorry.
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Hey, hey. How do you
throw a hand grenade?
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Just push triangle.
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Put on some pants.
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We're going to get those Jordans.
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I gave Tray the wrong storage facility.
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Mm, I love when you get shady.
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Wait a minute.
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This is not the place
Shay brought me to.
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The plot thickens.
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These Jordans are
tearing my family apart!
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They're also keeping
me from binge-watching
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"Mr. Robot".
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I'm notating continuity
errors for my Reddit thread.
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You need to get out more.
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- Let's go.
- Oh.
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Let's go, Miles.
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I'm feeling kind of torn
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about selling the shoes for money.
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Why the change of heart?
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They have memories attached.
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See that right there. That's your baby.
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Oh, honey. It'll be okay.
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Wow. And you see this right here?
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- Yeah?
- That's your other baby.
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Wh... Why is there another baby
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Because you're having
twins! Congratulations!
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I didn't know what I
was gonna do with one,
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but two?
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- Is the father in the picture?
- Yeah.
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But I didn't tell him yet
because I didn't know
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how he was gonna react.
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Do you love him?
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Yes, I do.
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And does he love you?
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Yeah, and he would be a good dad
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- if he would just get his shit together.
- Then don't worry.
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You'll find your own way to tell him.
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You seem like a strong, capable woman.
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If you have to do this on your own,
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you'll be just fine.
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You'll have to take my word for it.
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I'm the doctor.
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Twins.
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For our anniversary this year,
you got me a waffle maker.
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- What's that say?
- That I want you to start making breakfast.
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You didn't update your
payment information,
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so your locker's been sent to auction.
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Why didn't you contact us?
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We tried, but someone said,
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"Stop calling my goddamn
house from a private number".
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Hmm.
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Well, well, well. If it
isn't the Black Widow.
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I knew you did Tray dirty.
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What are you doing here, "Skillet"?
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Tray told me about the Jordans.
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And I know you lied to him.
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Well, the fact that
you're here and he isn't
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makes me think that you lied, too.
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You know, I bought him those Jordans,
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so, technically, the money is mine.
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Besides, Tray owes me 15
years back child support.
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Well, I gave birth to Tray,
so he owes me his life.
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Plus six months' rent.
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Hey, can't we just split it?
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- Hell no!
- Hell no!
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Listen, when my husband died,
he left me no insurance.
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I had to take care
of Tray all by myself.
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For 30 years, I got up every morning
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and worked 14 hours a day
just to make ends meet, okay?
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- Now I'm in the prime of my life...
- Mm-hmm.
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... and you can be sure
I'mma get something for me.
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Well, I did all that times two.
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Well, neither of you
are getting any money
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00:10:04,472 --> 00:10:07,514
because this joker sent our
unit to the auction block.
256
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,601
I-I can give you the address
of where they're auctioning it.
257
00:10:12,603 --> 00:10:15,233
Oh, could you write it down, please?
258
00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:16,606
And put it in my hand.
259
00:10:16,608 --> 00:10:18,809
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
260
00:10:18,811 --> 00:10:22,053
If you know what's good
for you, you will do that.
261
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,495
Uh...
262
00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:25,138
I hate conflict!
263
00:10:26,221 --> 00:10:29,423
Gimme that.
264
00:10:29,425 --> 00:10:33,148
Come on.
265
00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:35,712
Two black women yelling profanities?
266
00:10:35,714 --> 00:10:37,274
Yep. That's them.
267
00:10:37,276 --> 00:10:39,837
Can you tell us where they're headed?
268
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,519
Okay. Thanks.
269
00:10:41,521 --> 00:10:44,203
They're headed to an
auction house in Flatbush.
270
00:10:44,205 --> 00:10:46,646
We're closer. We'll
get there ahead of them.
271
00:10:46,648 --> 00:10:48,792
Time to get "Fast and Furious".
272
00:10:48,794 --> 00:10:50,601
In my car, you'll
have to settle for slow
273
00:10:50,603 --> 00:10:52,975
and fuel-efficient.
274
00:10:52,977 --> 00:10:55,858
Damn it, Miles! You
are cooking my grits!
275
00:10:56,902 --> 00:10:59,223
1,200!
276
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:00,264
$1,400!
277
00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:01,906
Do I hear 1,450?
278
00:11:03,991 --> 00:11:05,431
Sold to this man and his wife!
279
00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,073
- Hey!
- Oh!
280
00:11:07,075 --> 00:11:08,916
Aw, that's got to hurt.
281
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,998
God don't like ugly.
282
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,123
Should be in smaller increments.
283
00:11:17,329 --> 00:11:19,249
Oh, my God. I hate dolls.
284
00:11:19,251 --> 00:11:21,576
127? This isn't ours.
285
00:11:21,578 --> 00:11:23,215
God don't like stank either!
286
00:11:23,217 --> 00:11:24,657
I'll check and see where your locker is.
287
00:11:24,659 --> 00:11:27,020
But these dolls are yours now.
288
00:11:27,022 --> 00:11:29,303
No. No, they're not.
289
00:11:29,305 --> 00:11:30,625
Well, well, well.
290
00:11:30,627 --> 00:11:33,749
What a surprise. My own mother.
291
00:11:33,751 --> 00:11:35,030
Don't look at me like that.
292
00:11:35,032 --> 00:11:37,834
And you, the mother of my children.
293
00:11:37,836 --> 00:11:40,037
I always knew it would be you, Fredo.
294
00:11:40,039 --> 00:11:41,359
You broke my heart.
295
00:11:41,361 --> 00:11:42,440
Looks like it was bought
296
00:11:42,442 --> 00:11:43,762
by St. Mary's Church this morning
297
00:11:43,764 --> 00:11:45,845
and sent to their shelter in Queens.
298
00:11:45,847 --> 00:11:47,327
Got it.
299
00:11:47,329 --> 00:11:48,849
Every man for himself!
300
00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:54,359
What are you doing in my purse?!
301
00:11:54,361 --> 00:11:55,504
I don't know!
302
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,819
- I had 'em.
- We got to open it.
303
00:11:56,821 --> 00:11:59,102
Hey. Y'all looking for these?
304
00:11:59,104 --> 00:12:01,105
You pick-pocketed your own mother?
305
00:12:01,107 --> 00:12:02,507
What's that taste in your mouth?
306
00:12:02,509 --> 00:12:03,949
Sweet revenge?
307
00:12:03,951 --> 00:12:06,072
Ha ha!
308
00:12:06,074 --> 00:12:09,136
- Josh, call an Uber.
- Carl, call a Lyft.
309
00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:14,772
- Are you the manager?
- Um, yes, but I'm sorry.
310
00:12:14,774 --> 00:12:16,775
We've filled up. We have
no more beds tonight.
311
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:20,982
We're not homeless.
Do... Do we look homeless?
312
00:12:22,905 --> 00:12:25,747
I'm not homeless.
Have you seen these shoes?
313
00:12:25,749 --> 00:12:28,430
Well, we received a
donation shipment today,
314
00:12:28,432 --> 00:12:30,513
but it's already been
distributed amongst the needy.
315
00:12:30,515 --> 00:12:32,836
- Well, do you know who has them?
- We don't keep a record.
316
00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:35,400
They could be anywhere on the premises.
317
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,807
Come on, Carl.
318
00:12:44,374 --> 00:12:46,735
Sorry, bathrooms for homeless only.
319
00:12:58,232 --> 00:13:01,795
Psst, honey, come here.
320
00:13:01,797 --> 00:13:04,150
Are those them?
321
00:13:04,152 --> 00:13:06,296
Can't tell. We got to get closer.
322
00:13:09,605 --> 00:13:13,810
If you two want a look...
you don't gotta be shy.
323
00:13:15,014 --> 00:13:16,174
Uh...
324
00:13:16,176 --> 00:13:18,417
Ohh.
325
00:13:18,419 --> 00:13:21,501
- Not Jordans and not...
- Not bad.
326
00:13:24,066 --> 00:13:27,068
I don't know. It seemed like a...
327
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:28,110
Roberta?
328
00:13:28,112 --> 00:13:29,592
Is that you?
329
00:13:29,594 --> 00:13:31,034
It's me, Monty!
330
00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:32,716
Monty Stevens!
331
00:13:32,718 --> 00:13:35,399
Monty!
332
00:13:35,401 --> 00:13:38,523
Oh, I don't believe it! I
haven't seen you in years!
333
00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:40,711
I haven't seen you since the prom!
334
00:13:40,713 --> 00:13:42,994
And you were the most
beautiful girl there.
335
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,556
Still are.
336
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:46,664
And who's this handsome
young man you're with?
337
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:48,841
- Your son?
- No. I'm her Daddy.
338
00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:51,124
- Right, Roberta?
- Yes.
339
00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:53,287
You back up there, silver Fox.
340
00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:55,570
You might've had her
first, but I got her last.
341
00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:57,293
Oh.
342
00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,817
You sexy when you get jealous.
343
00:14:00,819 --> 00:14:03,220
Hey, move your feet, lose your seat.
344
00:14:03,222 --> 00:14:06,104
Stop, you crazy.
345
00:14:07,588 --> 00:14:09,909
Tray, look.
346
00:14:09,911 --> 00:14:11,031
Oh!
347
00:14:13,957 --> 00:14:15,837
- Who are you?!
- Oh!
348
00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:18,000
- What do you want?!
- Those shoes in your cart are mine.
349
00:14:18,002 --> 00:14:19,602
I'd like to get them back.
350
00:14:19,604 --> 00:14:21,405
And I'd like to marry Jeff Goldblum
351
00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:24,048
in a small and intimate
ceremony in Napa.
352
00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:25,851
Please, they mean a lot to me.
353
00:14:25,853 --> 00:14:28,294
Really? How much?
354
00:14:28,296 --> 00:14:30,136
I'll give you whatever you want.
355
00:14:30,138 --> 00:14:32,179
How 'bout a kiss?
356
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:34,021
- How 'bout you kiss him first?
- What?
357
00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:37,226
No, I want you to kiss me on the lips.
358
00:14:39,431 --> 00:14:42,272
Alright. Okay. Okay.
359
00:14:45,358 --> 00:14:46,798
Hey!
360
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,200
Okay.
361
00:14:48,202 --> 00:14:51,130
Okay!
362
00:14:51,132 --> 00:14:53,275
- Mwah!
- Aah!
363
00:14:53,277 --> 00:14:55,890
Oh, there he is. Tray.
364
00:14:55,892 --> 00:14:59,615
Hand over the shoes.
Don't make Mama get mad.
365
00:14:59,617 --> 00:15:00,977
No, give 'em to me, Tray.
366
00:15:00,979 --> 00:15:02,326
You know you're just
gonna blow that money
367
00:15:02,328 --> 00:15:03,501
on foolishness.
368
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,583
Is that what y'all think?
369
00:15:05,585 --> 00:15:08,467
Y'all think I don't
appreciate y'all's sacrifice?
370
00:15:08,469 --> 00:15:11,271
This was my opportunity to spoil y'all.
371
00:15:11,273 --> 00:15:14,035
Ma, I was gonna get you
that gold necklace...
372
00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:16,862
and I'm not talking about the
one that turn your neck green...
373
00:15:16,864 --> 00:15:18,856
and some roses and everything,
because you said
374
00:15:18,858 --> 00:15:20,964
nobody ever gave you none.
375
00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:24,128
And two tickets to Sinbad's
Funk Festival in Aruba.
376
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,410
Ohh.
377
00:15:25,412 --> 00:15:27,052
And, Shay...
378
00:15:27,054 --> 00:15:29,535
I was gonna get you
a Malaysian lace front
379
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,818
with the gold hoop earrings,
380
00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:35,583
with that hot-pink
"Bootylicious" Beyoncé outfit
381
00:15:35,585 --> 00:15:37,906
to go on your dream vacation to Paris.
382
00:15:37,908 --> 00:15:41,271
And, Josh, I was gonna
get you those golf clubs.
383
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,113
Hey. Hey. What about me?
384
00:15:43,115 --> 00:15:45,076
No, I didn't forget about you, Carl.
385
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,518
I was gonna get two hard,
386
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,080
pipe-wieldin' dudes from Brooklyn
387
00:15:48,082 --> 00:15:50,563
to go Medieval on your ass.
388
00:15:50,565 --> 00:15:53,130
- Okay.
- I am so sorry, Tray.
389
00:15:53,132 --> 00:15:56,085
I didn't realize how... how
good your intentions were.
390
00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:57,973
Yeah, Shay's right.
391
00:15:57,975 --> 00:16:00,456
We got a little blinded by our greed.
392
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:01,985
It's okay.
393
00:16:01,987 --> 00:16:03,981
We all behaved badly.
394
00:16:03,983 --> 00:16:05,423
Ma, come on in here.
395
00:16:05,425 --> 00:16:07,986
Let's say a prayer.
You lead us in prayer.
396
00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:09,869
Ohh! Okay.
397
00:16:12,274 --> 00:16:16,998
Oh, Lord, forgive us,
for we have sinned.
398
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,802
Please bring peace to our hearts
399
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:24,648
and make us more like my son, Tray.
400
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,252
Generous. Loving.
401
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,854
Kind.
402
00:16:28,856 --> 00:16:30,897
Amen.
403
00:16:30,899 --> 00:16:32,138
Amen.
404
00:16:34,023 --> 00:16:35,383
That little mother...
405
00:16:41,787 --> 00:16:43,290
Aah! Yes!
406
00:16:43,292 --> 00:16:46,478
25K in full effect, baby.
407
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,568
_
408
00:17:06,028 --> 00:17:07,451
You got to be kidding me.
409
00:17:07,453 --> 00:17:09,997
Been a long time, Tray. How you doing?
410
00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:12,023
Not as good as you.
411
00:17:12,025 --> 00:17:13,648
Is that a Louis Vuitton bag?
412
00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:15,914
That it is. You know the drill.
413
00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:20,121
Run 'em. Throw 'em in the pouch.
414
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:40,589
Tray Leviticus Barker, you invoked
415
00:17:40,591 --> 00:17:42,782
the name of the Lord
in your deviousness.
416
00:17:42,784 --> 00:17:43,914
Hand over those shoes!
417
00:17:43,916 --> 00:17:47,118
I got jacked. Shay.
418
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,401
I'm sorry I didn't see this.
419
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,163
Things would've been
different if I would've just
420
00:17:51,165 --> 00:17:52,405
tried those shoes on.
421
00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:53,710
There's no way to really know,
422
00:17:53,712 --> 00:17:56,016
but it would've been nice
to see those shoes again.
423
00:17:56,018 --> 00:17:57,842
Okay, well, let's go home.
424
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,427
My dogs are barking.
425
00:17:59,429 --> 00:18:01,217
I'mma treat them dogs like a chew toy.
426
00:18:01,219 --> 00:18:02,939
- Yi-yi-yi!
- Stop it.
427
00:18:02,941 --> 00:18:05,302
Miles, let me get you home
so you can finish your Reddit.
428
00:18:05,304 --> 00:18:07,465
No way... This is better
429
00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,187
than any WorldStar video I've ever seen.
430
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,355
If you want to get your Jordans back,
431
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,943
there's only one place
you can get them verified.
432
00:18:14,945 --> 00:18:16,328
Let's go get your Jordans.
433
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:17,913
Let's go.
434
00:18:21,446 --> 00:18:23,567
Yo! Wait a minute!
Those shoes belong to us!
435
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,129
Yeah?
436
00:18:25,131 --> 00:18:26,170
Prove it.
437
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,493
May I?
438
00:18:28,495 --> 00:18:30,255
"Amira.
439
00:18:30,257 --> 00:18:31,898
Shahzad".
440
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,461
Those are the names that
I picked out for our kids.
441
00:18:34,463 --> 00:18:35,903
You wrote in them?
442
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:37,986
I'm sorry, but they gotta
be in mint condition
443
00:18:37,988 --> 00:18:40,586
to be considered collector's items.
444
00:18:40,588 --> 00:18:42,492
Man, take your worthless shit.
445
00:18:42,494 --> 00:18:44,995
They worthless to you.
446
00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:47,278
They priceless to me.
447
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,640
Let's go.
448
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,306
Run it.
449
00:18:57,255 --> 00:19:00,576
- Sorry about your Jordans, Tray.
- You know what?
450
00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:04,181
Sometime, I feel like an
old pair of Jordans myself.
451
00:19:04,183 --> 00:19:06,370
I used to be the guy
that make you proud,
452
00:19:06,372 --> 00:19:07,692
but these streets,
453
00:19:07,694 --> 00:19:09,855
they scuffed me up pretty bad, Shay.
454
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,338
Tray, you are rough around the edges
455
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:15,102
and hard-headed at times...
456
00:19:15,104 --> 00:19:18,066
but your heart is priceless.
457
00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,828
- Thank you.
- They are just a pair of shoes.
458
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:22,900
Eventually, they will
fade and fall apart.
459
00:19:22,902 --> 00:19:24,274
You're right.
460
00:19:26,759 --> 00:19:28,640
Excuse me, Shay.
461
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:35,828
My man.
462
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:38,414
Here you go.
463
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:42,002
For you.
464
00:19:42,004 --> 00:19:43,066
My dear.
465
00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:45,342
My dear.
466
00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:48,867
Aw, this nigga wrote in 'em.
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