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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,218 --> 00:00:03,133 [Muzak playing] 2 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:08,486 "Total protection from the sun." 3 00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:11,968 [up-tempo folk music] 4 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:15,972 -VOCALIST: Hey! -[bat squeaks] 5 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:24,024 ♪ 6 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:32,293 ♪ On stage rapping♪ 7 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:33,903 ♪ Ain't shit to me, I'm a rapper, that's what I do♪ 8 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:35,644 ♪ Young Dave snappin'♪ 9 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:38,299 ♪ The crowd seem to fuck with me and I like them, too♪ 10 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:40,127 ♪ Ordinarily I might joke around on the stage♪ 11 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,911 ♪ Funny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade♪ 12 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:44,305 ♪ Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries♪ 13 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:46,089 ♪ Do some weird shit, believe in the art of the joke♪ 14 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,308 ♪ In this case, I was like♪ 15 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:48,961 ♪ Ay, y'all a great crowd♪ 16 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:50,267 ♪ So as a reward, do you wanna see my dick?♪ 17 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:51,747 ♪ Crowd went wild, now I'm kinda torn♪ 18 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:53,096 ♪ Mid-show soft dick♪ 19 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,228 ♪ Is my worst soft dick, I'm a moron♪ 20 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:56,317 ♪ "Show your dick, show your dick"♪ 21 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,753 -♪ Whole crowd chants♪ -♪ Shit♪ 22 00:00:57,796 --> 00:00:59,276 ♪ I'm like, I can't, but what about nuts?♪ 23 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,192 ♪ People erupt, whipped out the nuts-- cheers♪ 24 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:03,672 ♪ Off stage, head up to the dressing room, five cops♪ 25 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,195 ♪ Waiting in my dressing room♪ 26 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:06,370 ♪ Goddamn, dude, you blowing up♪ 27 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,372 ♪ Look at how they beefing up the security♪ 28 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,113 ♪ I was like, Officers, I'll be okay♪ 29 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:12,159 ♪ One cop said: "Sir, you're under arrest"♪ 30 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:13,247 ♪ I laughed in jest, assumed he was just♪ 31 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:14,987 ♪ Showing off for his cop friends♪ 32 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:16,772 ♪ Opened some Chex Mix, "Sir, I'm gonna need you♪ 33 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:18,513 -♪ To put on these cuffs"♪ -♪ I'm like, "What?"♪ 34 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:20,819 ♪ Sir, you just exposed yourself, at an all-ages show ♪ 35 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,169 -♪ Nonetheless♪ -♪ Wait, you talking 'bout showing nuts?♪ 36 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:24,475 -♪ Sir♪ -♪ That's like a common joke♪ 37 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,477 -♪ You never pull out a ball with your friends or--♪ -♪ Sir♪ 38 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,175 -♪ Never?♪ -♪ Sir, please put on these cuffs♪ 39 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:29,611 ♪ Wait, stop, no, this is actually happening?♪ 40 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:31,221 -♪ Sir, sir♪ -♪ Wait, this is unfair♪ 41 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:32,179 -♪ I'm sorry, I swear♪ -♪ Sir!♪ 42 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:33,180 ♪ Please hear me out...♪ 43 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:35,269 ♪ Sir, you're going to jail♪ 44 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:36,792 ♪ I'm like, "Jail?"♪ 45 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:39,186 ♪ He like: "Yeah"♪ 46 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:41,405 ♪ I'm like, "Jail?"♪ 47 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:42,406 ♪ Yeah♪ 48 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,321 ♪ Booked, bail♪ 49 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,410 -♪ Pay it, scared♪ -♪ This is crazy♪ 50 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:48,412 -♪ Months pass, trial♪ -♪ Real trial♪ 51 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,240 ♪ 45 parents press charges♪ 52 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:52,721 -♪ I got a DUI in college♪ -♪ Stupid♪ 53 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,723 -♪ This was not my first offense♪ -♪ Oh, my God♪ 54 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,203 ♪ Children were crying on the stand♪ 55 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,204 ♪ Probably the dorks of their class♪ 56 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,727 ♪ You're a loser♪ 57 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,250 ♪ Now it's the day of my reckoning♪ 58 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:02,209 ♪ They 'bout to give me my sentencing♪ 59 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:04,428 ♪ Can't even breathe and I'm trembling♪ 60 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:06,343 -♪ The jury arrived at a verdict♪ -♪ Guilty♪ 61 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:08,737 -♪ I thought I misheard it♪ -♪ Guilty♪ 62 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,217 -♪ Mama Burd going berserk♪ -♪ My son!♪ 63 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:12,001 ♪ Wait, you said two years, Your Honor?♪ 64 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:14,221 -♪ Yes♪ -♪ On the bus to Tuckawala♪ 65 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:16,179 ♪ They got me chained to Roberto♪ 66 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:18,268 ♪ Tat on his face, he was fidgety♪ 67 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,227 ♪ Shook as can be as we pullin' in♪ 68 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,229 ♪ They take my picture, unchain me♪ 69 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:23,230 ♪ They give me my state I.D.♪ 70 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:24,405 ♪ Then they took me to a room♪ 71 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,102 ♪ And told me to "spread your cheeks"♪ 72 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,409 ♪ I was like, "Like this?"♪ 73 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,193 ♪ They like: "Yeah, but rake your nuts"♪ 74 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,195 ♪ Rake... rake my nuts?♪ 75 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,197 -♪ Like pull 'em up?♪ -♪ Yes♪ 76 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,417 -♪ Oh, okay♪ -♪ They made me squat and cough♪ 77 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,245 -♪ Standard procedure, I'm wid it♪ -♪ It's cool♪ 78 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:41,073 ♪ After I finished I had a minute with the guard ♪ 79 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:43,032 ♪ Say to him, "Sir, I know this is bizarre" ♪ 80 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:45,208 ♪ "But the whole rape thing, is it, like, real?"♪ 81 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,601 ♪ "Is it actually a thing in jail?"♪ 82 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:48,820 ♪ "Or...?" He like: "Yeah"♪ 83 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:50,431 ♪ I'm like, "Yeah? It really happens?"♪ 84 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,346 ♪ He like: "Yeah"♪ 85 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,217 ♪ Isn't it your job to protect people?♪ 86 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:55,436 -♪ Getting walked to my cell♪ -♪ We got a white boy!♪ 87 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:57,307 -♪ Walking through jail♪ -[whooping] 88 00:02:57,351 --> 00:02:59,440 -♪ Shit is like hell♪ -♪ You dead, you dead!♪ 89 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,355 -♪ It's just like the movies♪ -♪ Gettin' fucked!♪ 90 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,705 ♪ Screaming and hollering, hooting: "Fresh meat!"♪ 91 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:05,359 ♪ A black guy said: "I'll break your back!"♪ 92 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:07,274 ♪ Hispanic guy ask: "What that mouth like?"♪ 93 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:10,233 -♪ "I'm-a need that"♪ -♪ A neo-Nazi just smiles♪ 94 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:13,280 ♪ We get to my-- cell, got a cellmate named Raheem♪ 95 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,282 -♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪-♪ Good dude, wonder why he in♪ 96 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:17,936 -♪ I'm Raheem♪ -♪ Then he asked me what I even did♪ 97 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,895 -♪ What'd you do?♪-♪ I explained the whole thing, was performing♪ 98 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:22,376 ♪ Showed my nuts, totally innocent, like♪ 99 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,856 ♪ Well, I did it, but it was an innocent act♪ 100 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,597 ♪ It's not a big deal, now I'm here♪ 101 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:29,818 ♪ In Tuckawala for two years for exposing myself to minors ♪ 102 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,385 ♪ "Whoa, whoa, you a pedophile?" Raheem said♪ 103 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:33,256 ♪ No, I'm not a pedophile, you just heard the story♪ 104 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:36,041 ♪ Okay, okay, okay; you cannot let anyone know this♪ 105 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,652 -♪ Why? It's not a big...♪ -♪ If they find out, then it's over♪ 106 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,697 -♪ Over?♪ -♪ You raped; dead, maybe♪ 107 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:42,047 -♪ Raped dead?♪ -♪ Let's just think of solutions instead♪ 108 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:44,267 -♪ Raped dead?♪ -♪ In here there's the blacks and the Mexicans♪ 109 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:46,182 ♪ Well, what about those white supremacists?♪ 110 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,271 ♪ They see that you're Jewish, it's evident♪ 111 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,317 -♪ It's evident, what does...♪-♪ The blacks and the Mexicans♪ 112 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,492 -♪ Don't have inherent hatred for you♪ -♪ True♪ 113 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:53,320 ♪ You gotta pick one of them for protection♪ 114 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,409 -♪ Who? The blacks or the Mexicans?♪ -♪ Yes♪ 115 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:58,063 ♪ Uh, I mean, I guess I go blacks, right? Blacks♪ 116 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,109 -♪ Okay♪ -♪ I just don't know much about Mexicans♪ 117 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:02,285 -♪ I hear you♪ -♪ Like, at home I would hang out with blacks♪ 118 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,200 -♪ Go with blacks, then♪ -♪ Well, how do they know I'm with blacks?♪ 119 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,855 ♪ Like-- how do I refer to it? Do I say "blacks"?♪ 120 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,291 -♪ You won't have to say...♪ -♪ I feel like it'd be weird♪ 121 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,206 ♪ If I said, "I'm with the blacks"♪ 122 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,468 -♪ It's not like that♪ -♪ How is it referred to?♪ 123 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:12,904 ♪ Don't worry, I'll make sure♪ 124 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:14,210 ♪ That everyone knows you're with us♪ 125 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,690 ♪ 3:00 rec, ball♪ 126 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,431 ♪ Pretty solid courts, real good runs♪ 127 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:19,520 ♪ Watched on the sidelines, didn't try to run♪ 128 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,217 ♪ Calling for next would be calling for death♪ 129 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,001 ♪ Real good black dude roll his ankle♪ 130 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:26,222 ♪ Mexican guy on the side says: "Ay, carambo"♪ 131 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,137 ♪ Now there's a squad that's only got four players ♪ 132 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:30,226 ♪ And in jail the other team picks his replacement♪ 133 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,662 ♪ They look around and my heart started racing♪ 134 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:34,317 ♪ One guy is beelining straight up at David♪ 135 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:35,971 ♪ 'Cause they probably think I'm a horrible player♪ 136 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:38,321 ♪ They like, "All right, take this white, skinny bitch"♪ 137 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,541 ♪ Little do they know I'm a bad motherfucker on the court♪ 138 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,543 ♪ First play hit 'em with the cross-up fake♪ 139 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,893 ♪ Next play, wide open three, like, wet♪ 140 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:46,982 ♪ The yard taking notice, I take a charge♪ 141 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,200 ♪ But they don't even notice♪ 142 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:49,201 ♪ Don't leave him open♪ 143 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,202 ♪ His jumper is potent♪ 144 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:51,203 ♪ Pat on the back♪ 145 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:52,422 ♪ Feel like a black♪ 146 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:53,510 ♪ Dap, dap, dap♪ 147 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:54,903 ♪ All the sudden, a Mexican guy♪ 148 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:56,426 ♪ Walks on the court and says♪ 149 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,428 ♪ Stop the game, stop the game, stop the game♪ 150 00:04:58,472 --> 00:04:59,821 ♪ Gets in my face♪ 151 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,692 ♪ Says: "You know what he did?"♪ 152 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:02,954 ♪ Everyone's frozen in place♪ 153 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:03,955 ♪ You know what he did?♪ 154 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:04,956 ♪ What he do? What he do?♪ 155 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,349 ♪ He raped some kids♪ 156 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:07,568 ♪ "Whoa, whoa, whoa, not true," I said♪ 157 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:09,439 ♪ He said: "One was my niece!"♪ 158 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,615 ♪ Hold on, I can explain, I'm a rapper, I was on stage ♪ 159 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:13,182 ♪ You ain't no motherfuckin' rapper♪ 160 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:14,618 -♪ Yes, I am♪ -♪ We gon' rape you♪ 161 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:15,924 ♪ No, I am a rapper♪ 162 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,055 ♪ I'll spit, you want me to spit?♪ 163 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:18,579 ♪ I'll fucking spit! I'll...♪ 164 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:20,145 ♪ You 'bout to get fucked, pendejo♪ 165 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:21,538 ♪ Listen: my dick sucks, my dick sucks ♪ 166 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:22,844 ♪ Uh, that's just a hook♪ 167 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:25,412 ♪ Remember the name Don Quixote♪ 168 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,501 ♪ That's the guy that will fuck you later♪ 169 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,807 -♪ Okay, chismoso?♪ -♪ Then he walked away♪ 170 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,722 ♪ I tried to play it cool, I'm like, "Back to the game" ♪ 171 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,985 ♪ Punched in my back, thrown off the court♪ 172 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:35,944 ♪ I'm like, "I'm with the blacks," that made it worse♪ 173 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:37,380 ♪ Smack, smack, smack♪ 174 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:38,512 ♪ I'm like, "I didn't rape no kids"♪ 175 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,209 ♪ I just showed my sack♪ 176 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:41,950 ♪ You never did that, like, with your friends?♪ 177 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,865 -♪ Ain't fuck nah, pussy♪ -♪ It was just a joke♪ 178 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:45,214 ♪ I believe in the art of the joke♪ 179 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,607 ♪ That don't sound very funny♪ 180 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,043 ♪ Yeah, but you should've seen it, it worked♪ 181 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:49,610 ♪ They laughed, the joke was successful♪ 182 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:51,307 ♪ They whipped my ass♪ 183 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,527 -♪ Now I'm not with the blacks♪ -♪ You ain't black♪ 184 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,442 ♪ Lick my wounds in my cell, tell Raheem all the facts♪ 185 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,661 ♪ This guy walked on the court...♪ 186 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,446 ♪ He like: "Oh, no, Don Quixote?"♪ -♪ Yeah♪ 187 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:01,186 -♪ That's the most dangerous Mexican♪ -♪ Really?♪ 188 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:03,232 ♪ And now all the blacks not protecting you♪ 189 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:04,233 ♪ Yeah, no shit, and by the way♪ 190 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:05,539 ♪ They didn't take kindly♪ 191 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:06,453 ♪ To me saying I was with the blacks♪ 192 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,759 ♪ Well, now...♪ 193 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,848 -♪ Now everyone's got the green light♪ -♪ Green light?♪ 194 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,981 -♪ I wish I could make it be right♪ -♪ Raheem...♪ 195 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,678 -♪ You're definitely gonna get raped♪ -♪ Raped dead?♪ 196 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,114 ♪ If I were you, I'd learn to fight♪ 197 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:17,681 ♪ I can't fight, I'd lose every fight♪ 198 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,204 ♪ Instead of fighting back♪ 199 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:22,556 ♪ What if I offer, like, willing head?♪ 200 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:25,210 ♪ Willing head?♪ 201 00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:27,212 ♪ I'm like, "Yeah"♪ 202 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:29,214 ♪ Willing head?♪ 203 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:31,565 ♪ Yeah, think about it♪ 204 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:33,871 -♪ Nobody wants to fight♪ -♪ That's not true♪ 205 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,873 ♪ I would much rather give consensual head♪ 206 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:38,136 ♪ Than get fucked up my ass and die♪ 207 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:40,225 ♪ Well, it's not gon' be an option like that♪ 208 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:42,227 ♪ No, no, hear me out, what if one day up in the caf ♪ 209 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,142 ♪ I stuck a paper on the wall?♪ 210 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:46,362 -♪ A paper?♪ -♪ Yeah, a sign-up sheet♪ 211 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,711 ♪ A sign-up sheet?♪ 212 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,496 ♪ Yeah, with time slots♪ 213 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,367 ♪ What? Time slots?♪ 214 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,021 ♪ Yeah, for head♪ 215 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:55,023 ♪ You know, if you, if you don't rape me♪ 216 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,460 ♪ I'll give you the best head you'll ever get in jail♪ 217 00:06:57,504 --> 00:07:00,028 ♪ And I'll be such a joy, so pleasant♪ 218 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:01,508 ♪ What a great companion I could be♪ 219 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:02,900 -♪ I don't think...♪ -♪ This is so smart♪ 220 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,554 -♪ Uh...♪ -♪ Yeah, uh...♪ 221 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:06,600 ♪ Then word would get around about the head♪ 222 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,340 ♪ And everybody would start to realize♪ 223 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:10,734 ♪ The second I'm raped, that the head off the table♪ 224 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,257 ♪ Better than anal♪ 225 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:14,129 ♪ The brothers would kill for this shit, Cain and Abel ♪ 226 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:16,087 ♪ You're not gonna have the option like that, cuh♪ 227 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,350 ♪ It's-- it's cool when you say "cuh"♪ 228 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:20,483 ♪ Like cuz, but you-- "cuh"♪ 229 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:21,484 ♪ Where you from, Raheem?♪ 230 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:24,182 ♪ Man, I gotta nap♪ 231 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:26,184 ♪ Oh, when you wake, then♪ 232 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:28,099 ♪ Caf, tuna fish♪ 233 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,145 ♪ Actually surprised because this shit fire♪ 234 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,973 ♪ Usually I'm real picky with my tuna type♪ 235 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:33,278 ♪ Only like my mom's and Subway's♪ 236 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:34,715 ♪ Did you guys know♪ 237 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,368 ♪ That Subway's the biggest chain in the world?♪ 238 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,414 ♪ Over McDonald's♪ 239 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,329 ♪ No one responded♪ 240 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:42,636 ♪ Tap Raheem's shoulder, I said♪ 241 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:44,725 ♪ "Did you know that, Raheem?"♪ 242 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,727 ♪ He like: "What?"♪ 243 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:47,989 ♪ That Subway's the biggest chain?♪ 244 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:50,208 -♪ Bigger than McDonald's♪ -♪ No♪ 245 00:07:50,252 --> 00:07:51,514 ♪ Walking back to my cell♪ 246 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:54,386 ♪ Just me and the guard, I feel greasy♪ 247 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,866 -♪ All the sudden he bail♪ -♪ What the fuck?♪ 248 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:57,955 ♪ Then as I turned the corner, I saw Don Quixote♪ 249 00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:00,131 ♪ Fuck, this is it, oh, my God, Dave, you're so raped♪ 250 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,003 ♪ Thought of my options, he start approaching♪ 251 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:04,005 ♪ I'm like, "Quixote, relax, I'm open to it"♪ 252 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:05,789 ♪ Come here♪ 253 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:07,748 ♪ Kissed on his neck♪ 254 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,750 ♪ Licked on his ears♪ 255 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,578 ♪ Took off his shirt♪ 256 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:14,319 ♪ Kissed on his stomach, his chest is... so bulbous♪ 257 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:15,930 ♪ But I'm playing my part♪ 258 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:18,019 ♪ He fallin' hard, I got his heart♪ 259 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,760 ♪ I get down to my knees, ay♪ 260 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,109 ♪ Tease, ay♪ 261 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:24,765 ♪ Whipped out the dick♪ 262 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:27,550 ♪ Oh, my God, so big, ah...♪ 263 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:30,553 ♪ Veins, everywhere, so many veins♪ 264 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:32,120 ♪ Off-colored dick♪ 265 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:33,469 ♪ Darker than I expected♪ 266 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,818 ♪ I realized in that moment♪ 267 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:37,604 ♪ I've never seen a Mexicano's dick before♪ 268 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:40,650 ♪ Spit on the dick♪ 269 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:41,912 ♪ His guard fallen♪ 270 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:44,219 ♪ Cocked his head back real slow♪ 271 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,177 ♪ And then said: "Ay, carambo"♪ 272 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,136 ♪ Plan coming to fruition♪ 273 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:50,138 ♪ I open wide, put the tip in♪ 274 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:51,487 ♪ And I close my eyes, pray to God and...♪ 275 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,488 JIM: Okay, turn it off, please. 276 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,837 Turn it off now. 277 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:59,756 You want thisto be your first single? 278 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,194 100% yes, but, like, I will field any and all questions 279 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,805 after the song's completed. 280 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,067 There's, like, six and a half minutes left. 281 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,851 Can we just talk after the song's over, please? 282 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,984 -Have some courtesy? Thank you.-No-- No. Just... 283 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:13,161 We are never putting that song out. Ever. 284 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:15,163 Okay? I'm actually a little concerned 285 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,382 that we might be in some sort of trouble 286 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,167 even playing it out loud here. 287 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:23,519 I'm very confused as to what you're even talking about. 288 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,522 Like, this is the most innovative piece of content 289 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,306 maybe ever, in the history of recorded media. 290 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,743 MIKE: Okay, so we can get on the same page, 291 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:32,049 what-what rubbed you the most? 292 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:33,747 Uh, Jim, may I? 293 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,487 -By all means. -Okay, great. 294 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:38,708 Yes, let's have a nice, civil discourse about this. 295 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:41,972 As a black man, I find this extremely offensive. 296 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,844 -Mm. -The criminal justice system, 297 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,716 it embodies all the racism that African Americans face 298 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:47,978 in this country every day. 299 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,894 And for you, through a black art form no less, 300 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:54,463 to take it and make such a-a mockery of everything, 301 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,291 I, uh... You know, I don't even feel comfortable 302 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,641 working on this project now, Jim, to be honest. 303 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:00,643 I understand. 304 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,644 Yeah, I respect that. 305 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,734 I'm sorry that you feel that way, I really am, 306 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,693 but just so you know, there aresix and a half minutes left 307 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,564 where I get to this whole climax 308 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,826 that exposes the criminal justice system. 309 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,088 That's the whole point of the song. 310 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,263 You just didn't let me get there. 311 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,091 I lure people in with absurditythrough, like, 312 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,876 the lens of a privileged perspective. 313 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:18,792 -And so, can I please just... Thank you. -Go ahead. 314 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,011 ♪ Bit off his dick♪ 315 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,839 ♪ Ay, carambo♪ 316 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,275 ♪ Spit out his dick♪ 317 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,495 ♪ Ugh! He fell to his knees...♪ 318 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,497 -No. Uh... Unbelievable. -[others groaning] 319 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,456 -PAM: May I also chime in? -JIM: Please, Pam. 320 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:35,460 For you to be making jokes about rape... ever, 321 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,767 let alone in 2020, 322 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:40,465 [scoffs] I'm just shocked atthe level of tone-deafness here. 323 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:43,033 Okay, Pam, j-just so we're on the same page, 324 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,296 are you saying that man-to-man prison rape 325 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,907 is, like, the same vibe 326 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,125 -as, like, regular rape? -Vibe?! 327 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:51,912 -No... [stammers] -Vibe? 328 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:54,479 I... Uh, we're saying-- we're saying the same thing. 329 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,612 Okay, this is a lot to digest, 330 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,614 so let us have some time withthis and we'll come back to you. 331 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,833 -Is that cool? -No, there's no time. 332 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:00,877 Like, I don't need to digest anything. 333 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:03,140 I didn't come here for feedback,or even approval. 334 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:05,055 I came here to tell you this isexactly what it's going to be. 335 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,970 This is my first single. This is my art. 336 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:09,277 You know, when I signed to you guys, it was very clear: 337 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,192 creative is my thing, you guys figure out the rest. 338 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,847 It is what it is, like, that's the deal we agreed upon. 339 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,937 Okay, Dave, you are signed to us now. Okay? 340 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,635 We do control what you release,when you release it 341 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,941 and all that. 342 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,421 But it's clear to us now, you need our guidance. 343 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,075 You know what, don't do me any favors, okay? 344 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,947 Because, by the way, this... 345 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,776 this is the real fucking jail. 346 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,779 -Dave... -No, I'm not-- This is crazy. 347 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,868 [door opens, slams] 348 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,960 We will, uh... 349 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,918 we'll get back to you. 350 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,093 What the fuck were you doing in there? 351 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,529 What the fuck was Idoing in there? 352 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,357 Yeah, well, how the-how the fuckis Spotify gonna play that 353 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,316 on New Music Friday? Are you out of your mind? 354 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,883 And by the way, your days of not letting me 355 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,754 hear the music in advance are officially over, pal. 356 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,364 I can't believe you let me go in there blind like that. 357 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:54,365 They're never gonna let that go. 358 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,889 Who cares what they want?! 359 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,760 What are you talking about? I'm your client. 360 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,327 You should only be worried about me! 361 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,807 I am only worried about you, 362 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,330 whether or not your pea-sized brain realizes it or not. 363 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,853 You got to get me out of this deal. 364 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,028 I'm not doing this for my whole career. 365 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,116 Get me out of the fucking deal. 366 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,596 -Really? Really, dude? -Yeah, get me out of the deal. 367 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:08,902 -Yeah. -Okay, so you're not willing to compromise 368 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,034 for $250,000 and a-a machine 369 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,906 that's gonna help you live out your dreams? 370 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,908 My dreams? You think my dreams are running everything 371 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,127 up the flagpole whenever I wantto put a song out? No. 372 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,913 I can't half go for it. I can't compromise my art. 373 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,611 Your job is to do what I want. 374 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,918 You listen to what I want, and you make it happen 375 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,397 at all costs. 376 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,835 You don't worry about appeasingother random people. 377 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,010 I'm not worried about appeasingrandom people... 378 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,576 Do your fucking job! 379 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,840 Do it! Do your job! 380 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,199 I don't understand, like, thisis the best thing I've ever done 381 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,287 by far; I've put so much time into it. 382 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,202 And Mike just sits there nodding his head "yes," 383 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,073 doing whatever they want, not even defending my vision, 384 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:52,641 -like a fucking pussy. -Hmm. 385 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,948 Okay, would you ever compromiseyour art for anybody? 386 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,863 If they were paying me? Yeah. 387 00:12:56,906 --> 00:13:01,432 -Can we get into your logos? -Okay. 388 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,391 Okay, so per your e-mail, 389 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,436 I got a bunch of shafts, a bunch of balls. 390 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,221 You know, some young, some old. 391 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,049 You can, like, mix and match them. 392 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,878 -Hmm, wrinkles. -Yeah. 393 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:12,966 I knew you would want wrinkles. 394 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,837 I got, like, 12 wrinkled dicks for you. 395 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:19,363 And then, for myself, I did some without dicks. 396 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,238 I actually-- I like this non-dick one. Let's do that. 397 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:27,894 So you want, like, 50 differentvariations of this 398 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:30,287 -that will then ultimately have a dick in it? -No. 399 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,854 I think that that will work fine. 400 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,160 Let's just do that. 401 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,206 Okay. 402 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,121 Sweet. Done. 403 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:41,081 -Yeah. How's Al? -[clicks tongue] 404 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,692 -She's good. [scoffs] -Whoa. 405 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,041 You don't have to rush out, I'm just asking a question. 406 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,086 I'm not rushing out. 407 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,783 What do you mean "she's good"? 408 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,916 Is she going on dates? That's all I want to know. 409 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,874 Dave, I'm not getting in the middle of this. 410 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,006 I'm not asking you to get in the middle. 411 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,746 I asked you one simple question.And honestly, 412 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,792 your lack of a response is very telling, 413 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,098 so you've already told me she is. 414 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,883 I'm not talking to either oneof you about either one of you. 415 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,276 You guys aren't speaking for a reason, 416 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,017 so I'm not gonna be the messenger. 417 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,757 Okay, I got to go. Love you. Bye. 418 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:11,285 [door opens, closes] 419 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,547 [over computer]: ♪ Institutional flaws♪ 420 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,028 ♪ How will you all respond?♪ 421 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,944 ♪ Did you know all along?♪ 422 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,119 ♪ Ay, caramba.♪ 423 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,076 BENNY: Dude... 424 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:26,039 -This is, like, the best thing I've ever fucking heard. -I know, right?! 425 00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,693 At first, I thought it was too problematic, but by the end, 426 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:32,045 how you tied everything in withthe criminal justice system, 427 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:36,179 it's just, like, such a chef's kiss on social commentary. 428 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,094 Thank you! Yes, you understand it. 429 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:40,836 It's, like, yes. 430 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,924 And the label won't even put it out. 431 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,187 They think it's too offensive. 432 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:47,582 -You should just fucking leak it. -Leak it? 433 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,149 -Just put it out? -What if you premiere it 434 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,150 on The Breakfast Club? 435 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,760 Like, imagine sitting down 436 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,197 and talking with Charlemagne about jail. 437 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,983 Yeah, I mean, I wish I could, but... it's, like, not easy. 438 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,723 Dude, yeah, not easy. 439 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,334 Um, I could text him right now. 440 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,162 Yeah, text him. 441 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:05,208 -Okay. I'm doing it. -But, like, 442 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,557 couldn't I get in trouble with the label? 443 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,081 Like, couldn't they just sue me? 444 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,431 All right, one of two things are gonna happen. 445 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,651 You're gonna play the song, everyone loves it, 446 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,523 your label's gonna be excited, 447 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:16,785 let you do whatever you want. 448 00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,830 Full creative control. 449 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,225 Or... everyone's gonna think it's terrible, 450 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,097 the label's gonna drop you. 451 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,794 But it's what you wanted this whole time, 452 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,752 and you're out of your contractand free to do 453 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,189 whatever you want. 454 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,668 It's a win-win to me. 455 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,628 Brilliant. 456 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,064 Ah, yeah. 457 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,636 Yes, The Breakfast Club. Benny got me on. 458 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,203 -I-I see it. -Totally real. 459 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,074 -Okay. That's awesome. -Yeah. 460 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,120 Okay, CC me on the e-mail, thenI'll reach out to the label. 461 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,383 -I'll let 'em know that you're gonna be... -No. Don't say a word. 462 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,342 Like, do not. 463 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,040 Why the fuck not? 464 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:57,347 Because I'm gonna premiere "Jail" on The Breakfast Club. 465 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,001 I'm just gonna-- just put it out there. 466 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,872 It's the best thing I've ever done, Mike. 467 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,439 Like, I have to put it out. 468 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,050 You-you can't just go behind the label's back. 469 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,574 Okay, we signed a contract with them. 470 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,271 Okay, I need to start doing what I want. 471 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,273 Not doing what I wanthas gotten me in this position. 472 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,492 I didn't want to sign with this label. 473 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,494 You really influenced me on that. 474 00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,061 It's not a side project for everybody, man. 475 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,149 Like, this is my life. 476 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,977 I quit my job. 477 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:22,198 -Really? -Yeah, really. 478 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:25,114 -When? -When the advance came in, 479 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,507 I-I put in my two weeks. 480 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,030 I was waiting until this becamea real thing, 481 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,640 and it did, so I quit. 482 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,599 Why didn't you tell me when it happened? 483 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,080 Because after that fucking "Jail" meeting, 484 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,038 I-I was trying to get it back. 485 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,258 Oh, that sounds about right. 486 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,477 Can you blame me? 487 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,219 Well, don't try to, like, guilt me into 488 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,047 making decisions for you now. 489 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,179 -That's not, I mean... -That's fine. 490 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,050 I'm just going on the record right now and telling you 491 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,140 I think it's a very bad idea, and you're going to piss off 492 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,751 some very important people. So just-just know that. 493 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,710 Well, I want to go on record saying that it's a risk 494 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,190 that I'm willing to take. 495 00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,671 I can't, like, half-ass it. 496 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,325 I have to go with what I believe in. 497 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,152 Okay. 498 00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:14,120 What are chives? 499 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,122 It's like onion bits. 500 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,211 We've done this, like, a thousand times. 501 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,777 Wow. 502 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,311 -Oh, baby. -Look at this, huh? 503 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,314 A Lil Dicky studio session,not using another artist's time. 504 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:37,317 You're getting paid by my stupid fucking label. 505 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,579 Everyone wins. 506 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:41,277 -What's wrong with them? -Everything. 507 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,716 I need to really lock in on this album right now. 508 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,807 It's the only thing that is keeping me alive. 509 00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,374 I have to tell you something. 510 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,899 I'm leaving town for a second. 511 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:58,381 I'm going on tour with Trippie Redd. 512 00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,469 He asked me to go on tour with him, 513 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,341 and engineer on the road and... 514 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,298 For how long? 515 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,257 Um, six weeks. 516 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,260 Six weeks? What the fuck, dude?I'm... [scoffs] 517 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,175 Bro, six weeks isn't even that long. 518 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:12,700 That's fine. I'll... [groans] I'll do everything myself. 519 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,181 Aren't you happy for me, at least a little bit? 520 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,878 Zero percent happy for you. 521 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:24,190 I'm happy for you, obviously, I'm just sad. Just... 522 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,497 You have me here now. Let's get to work. 523 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,282 Chin up, buttercup. 524 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,501 Play me a beat. 525 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,199 [instrumental beat playing] 526 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,244 ♪ 527 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,856 [sighs] 528 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,728 Put it on hold for me. 529 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,034 For how long? 530 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:44,906 Forever. 531 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,261 MAN [over P.A.]: This airport is a nonsmoking facility... 532 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,791 [sighs] 533 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,144 ♪ 534 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,387 ♪ 535 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,402 [plane passing overhead] 536 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,361 ♪ Ay, first things first♪ 537 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:51,668 ♪ When I pop, I'm-a get your ho thirsty♪ 538 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:54,367 ♪ I sign my paycheck in cursive, I'm worthy♪ 539 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,239 -♪ Yeah♪ -♪ Hos.♪ 540 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,241 Hey, I'm going to get somethingto drink. You want anything? 541 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,156 No, I'm good, thanks. 542 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,158 -I'm good. Thanks, bro-bro. -Okay. Heads up, 543 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,725 we're in there in ten minutes, all right? 544 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,509 Okay. 545 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,470 [exhales sharply] 546 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,602 GATA: Hey, Dave. 547 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,388 Are you still doing that "Jail" song today, bro? 548 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,650 Yeah. 549 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,521 [exhales] 550 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:19,609 You know how many niggas I know 551 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,394 that would kill to have a record deal, bro? 552 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,526 You run into a couple obstacles,you ready to risk it all 553 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,094 just to get some jokes off? 554 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,487 That shit weak, bro. 555 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,054 I'm getting, like, very sick 556 00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,405 of people telling me how to live my life. 557 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,668 It is what it is, bro. 558 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:37,671 I'm-a rock with you regardless though, period. 559 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,934 MIKE:For a place called The Breakfast Club,you'd think they'd have 560 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,892 more than just a box of Shredded Wheat. 561 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,461 [sighs] 562 00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,119 -[knocking] -[strains] Heavy door. 563 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,947 Hi, guys, I'm Dave. 564 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,165 -GATA: Good morning. How you doin'? -Angela. 565 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,428 -Yes? -I'm a hugger. Sorry. 566 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:56,429 -Um, okay. -Mm. 567 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:57,908 -All right. -Good to meet you. 568 00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,301 -Charlamagne. -Nice to meet you. 569 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,346 -MIKE: Hi. Mike. -Would you like a hug? 570 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:01,651 No, I'm not a hugger. How are you? 571 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,305 -Good. How you doing? -I mean, I'm a hugger, 572 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,524 -but I just don't know you, so... -Sure. 573 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,395 -Yeah. Yeah. -I'm Dave, nice to meet you. 574 00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,789 DAVE: Man, I can't wait for you guys to hear 575 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,486 this song that I've got. 576 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:13,359 -Hey, Jim. -Hey, Mike. 577 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,969 Did you really think we weren'tgonna find out about this? 578 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,144 You know, you're supposed to keep us 579 00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,188 in the loop about this stuff. 580 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,886 I mean, we're partners. 581 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,541 -Okay. -You're right. Uh, you know, let's... 582 00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:23,194 Oh, my gosh, are we in third grade? 583 00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,327 -[speaking indistinctly]-DAVE: Is this microphone mine? 584 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:28,156 -Whose else would it be? -Touché. 585 00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:30,376 I think we should trust Dave's artistic process. 586 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,899 -I do.-Okay, no, so-so check this out. 587 00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,204 And I want to watch what's happening. 588 00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:34,728 I know, and let's watch from right here. 589 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:37,513 -You're a little new, aren't you? -I'm brand-new to this. 590 00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,776 ANNOUNCER: Wake that ass up. Early in the morning. 591 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:42,257 The Breakfast Club. 592 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,215 Morning, everybody, I'm AngelaYee, that's Charlamagne Tha God. 593 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,740 -Yep. -We are The Breakfast Club, and we have 594 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:48,785 a very special guest in the building. 595 00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:50,787 -Lil Dicky is here. -Hello, everybody. 596 00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:52,441 CHARLAMAGNE: Yeah, he keeps introducing himself 597 00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:54,182 -a-as Dave, though. -Yeah. 598 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:56,619 That's, uh, that's my name. So, I just feel weird, like, 599 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,926 introducing myselfas anything other than my name. 600 00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,449 That's pretty un-rapper-like of you. 601 00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:02,059 -I know, right? -[chuckles] 602 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,018 Is that something you take pridein, uh, "being different"? 603 00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:07,717 You know, not-not being, like, uh, seen as a typical rapper? 604 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,458 Not necessarily. 605 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,155 I-I don't want to even speak to what other rappers do. 606 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:13,419 I just, like, if I'm gonna meetsomeone, I'm not gonna be like, 607 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,943 "Hi, I'm Lil Dicky," 'cause, like, I'm not. Like, I'm Dave. 608 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:17,858 Like, the guy behind Lil Dicky.You know what I mean? 609 00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,599 -Mm. -ANGELA: So the whole Lil Dicky thing 610 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:20,600 is just a parody? 611 00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:23,080 No, I don't think it's a parody. 612 00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:25,518 I mean, there's jokes in it because I'm, like, 613 00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:27,258 a comical human being, I suppose, 614 00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:29,043 but it's more satire than anything. 615 00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:30,392 Do you worry that people will look at you 616 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:31,741 as a culture vulture because of that? 617 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:36,006 I mean, I worry about just abouteverything, Charlamagne. 618 00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:37,791 Like, I wake up and I start worrying. 619 00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:40,097 W-Who's your guy over there withthe dreads? That's your shooter? 620 00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:42,230 That's your weed man? That'syour-- Go on. W-What does he do? 621 00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:43,971 You're being a little stereotypical, Charlamagne. 622 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:45,538 That's my friend Gata. 623 00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:47,409 So you just walk around with a token black guy 624 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,455 to make yourself look cool? 625 00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:51,021 No. 626 00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:52,545 Gata, come over here, my brother. 627 00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:54,547 -I want to holler at you, man. -Ah, for real? 628 00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,331 -Yes, man. Come here. -Ah, shit. -All right. Here's your mic. 629 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,333 -I can't believe this. -DAVE: Wow. 630 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,682 CHARLAMAGNE: I want to ask you some questions about, uh, 631 00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,118 Lil Dicky, Dave here. 632 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,424 Uh, do you work for Lil Dicky? 633 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,208 Yeah, that's my partner in crime. I'm his hype man. 634 00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:06,036 We be turning up, geeked up on stage. 635 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,908 Do you actually fuck with Lil Dicky's music? 636 00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:09,475 Dope, bro. One of the greatest. 637 00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:11,651 -Greatest what? -Rappers. 638 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,653 I tell him that every fucking day. Like, "Bro, you dope 639 00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:15,437 "as fuck, bro, keep doing your shit. Be yourself, bro. 640 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:16,917 -Don't fold on these niggas." -No. 641 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,658 You're not gonna convince me that Lil Dicky is one 642 00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:19,920 of the-the best rappers out right now, brah. 643 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:22,488 -Hey, man, you're gonna see, Charlamagne. -Stop it. 644 00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:25,273 One day, bro. Might not be today, but you gonna see. 645 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:27,493 A-And what made you pick a black man as your hype man? 646 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:32,019 -Well, uh... -It's not a complicated question, sir. 647 00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:34,804 I didn't think racially when I--I mean, I picked Gata. 648 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,589 He's been a hype man for other rappers. 649 00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:38,721 Gata knows all my songs and he's, like, honestly, 650 00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:40,114 a very, like, talented performer. 651 00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:41,463 -He's great at dancing. He's...-Wow. 652 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,117 Of course a white man would think 653 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,032 a black man is a great dancer, Dave. 654 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:49,906 I mean, he's just, you know, uh... 655 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,821 I mean, yeah, he's, like, 656 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:55,172 he's really-- he's good at-- yeah, uh... 657 00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:56,739 -not... -ANGELA: Good at what? 658 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:59,133 Wait, is that cultural appropriation? 659 00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:01,048 CHARLAMAGNE: Yeah. 660 00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:02,266 It is. 661 00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,833 Uh... 662 00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:07,881 Is it? I'm wondering now if it is or not. 663 00:24:07,924 --> 00:24:10,536 Just right now? Just right now at this moment, a white rapper 664 00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:13,669 is wondering if what he's doingis cultural appropriation? 665 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,192 GATA: Man, fuck all that. 666 00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:17,194 I been in this nigga's mama house. 667 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:20,197 They done cooked for me,I done slept in the guest room. 668 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,635 Seriously, y'all don't know.Don't even fall for the hoopla. 669 00:24:22,678 --> 00:24:24,506 You've been there for me, like, when I was down, bro, 670 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,116 on my mama, nigga, like... 671 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,640 We supposed to be together, getting this money... 672 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:28,858 -ANGELA: Wow. -...doing shit 673 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,773 that people ain't never seen before, bro. 674 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:33,559 -And that's what you doing, my nigga. -Here's what I'll say. 675 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:36,126 If having Gata be a part of my rap career 676 00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:37,563 is, in fact, cultural appropriation 677 00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:40,174 in a way that was totally over my head, which is obviously 678 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:43,133 so possible because I'm that stupid as a human being, 679 00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:46,963 then I really don't have regrets. 680 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,400 -Mm-hmm. -I know that's a bizarre thing to say, but he's, like-- 681 00:24:49,444 --> 00:24:51,359 I got, like, one of the best friends I'll ever have 682 00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,666 out of it, so, like, I would do it again. I love this man. 683 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:55,145 -CHARLAMAGNE: That's beautiful.-ANGELA: RelationshipGoals. 684 00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:56,756 -I love you, too, my nigga. -CHARLAMAGNE: That's it. 685 00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:57,887 Real talk, bro. You my brother for life, bro. 686 00:24:57,931 --> 00:24:59,410 -I love you. -[Angela laughs] 687 00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:02,544 Y'all just need to be a couple.Where'd y'all meet, Tinder? 688 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,633 -[laughs] -All right, Gata, cat's out of the bag. 689 00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:06,156 -Give me a smooch. -GATA: Look at this guy. 690 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,115 Always being funny, man. I can't believe you, brah. 691 00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:10,334 -I think he's serious. -[gasps] -CHARLAMAGNE: Aw. 692 00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:13,686 -ANGELA: You guys are cute. -GATA: I'm out of here. South Central L.A., 693 00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:15,470 we did it, Gata made it to The Breakfast Club. 694 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,125 Shout-out, Angela Yee, LD, Charlamagne, I'm gone. 695 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:20,040 -That's right. Good to meet you.-I'm out. 696 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,825 I have waited so longfor that kiss, you have no idea. 697 00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:24,566 -[laughs]-So, Dave, you told our producer 698 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:26,612 that you have a song that you want to premiere 699 00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:27,613 right here on The Breakfast Club? 700 00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,615 -Huh, Lil Dave? Lil Dicky? -Yes. 701 00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:32,661 So, yeah, I've got this, it's my life's work. 702 00:25:32,705 --> 00:25:34,794 It's the best thing I've ever... 703 00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:36,622 um... 704 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:39,668 I'm just gonna... 705 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,412 Huh? 706 00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:45,761 Well, if I'm being honest with you, I have had conversations 707 00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:47,241 recently with my team about whether or not 708 00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:48,764 it's ready for public consumption. 709 00:25:48,808 --> 00:25:50,592 And it's actually not finished yet now that I think about it. 710 00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:52,812 How about I just rap for you instead? 711 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,944 -You knew you was coming to The Breakfast Club. -So let me rap. 712 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,685 Y-You really ready to rap live 713 00:25:56,729 --> 00:26:00,820 in front of eight million listeners tuned in? 714 00:26:00,863 --> 00:26:02,952 I think it is eight million potential new fans, 715 00:26:02,996 --> 00:26:04,475 and sometimes you have no choice 716 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,260 and it just is what it is, so here we go. 717 00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:07,304 Eight million people that's about to think 718 00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:08,392 that you're wack. 719 00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:09,655 [instrumental beat playing] 720 00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,178 Or not. 721 00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:13,441 [exhales] ♪ Elz made the beat...♪ 722 00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:15,008 CHARLAMAGNE: Who the hell is Elz? 723 00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:17,053 ♪ Y'all probably didn't know what this was♪ 724 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:18,751 ♪ Y'all probably about to hop on this bus♪ 725 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:20,883 ♪ If you know somebody that'll call my bluff♪ 726 00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:23,712 ♪ Then line 'em all up, they will all need hugs♪ 727 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,453 ♪ Condolences, in my own lane like bowling pins♪ 728 00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:27,107 ♪ I'm so dumb I don't even know where Poland is♪ 729 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:29,065 ♪ Suburban kid, I got it at the roller rink♪ 730 00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:31,111 ♪ My girl just left, I should not have said that♪ 731 00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:33,200 ♪ But I guess I was due for a setback♪ 732 00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:34,636 ♪ I'm still dripping with the sauce, need a Wet-Nap♪ 733 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,682 ♪ My dick sucks so bad♪ 734 00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:38,771 ♪ Y'all don't even want to know the details♪ 735 00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:40,773 ♪ You don't want to know about the surgeries, I kept it♪ 736 00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:42,905 ♪ All inside till now, fuck it, I'll tell everybody ♪ 737 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:44,515 ♪ Two holes on my shaft♪ 738 00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:46,517 ♪ Hypospadias, look it up♪ 739 00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:49,042 ♪ I love when my fans are black, I'm a little tone-deaf♪ 740 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:51,218 ♪ Yeah, what of it? You know my heart is in the right place ♪ 741 00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,350 ♪ I've been working like a dog in this bitch♪ 742 00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,222 ♪ And that phrase doesn't even make no sense 'cause dogs♪ 743 00:26:55,265 --> 00:26:57,746 ♪ Were probably the least evolved animals in the world ♪ 744 00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:58,921 ♪ I'm sweet like a sorbet, Mike calling me♪ 745 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,793 ♪ About to get another tour date♪ 746 00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:02,795 ♪ More cake, give me more hate, this is horseplay♪ 747 00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,318 ♪ Hot in a North Face, you cannot ignore Dave♪ 748 00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:06,015 ♪ I know I'm privileged♪ 749 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,277 ♪ Eh, let's not even go there♪ 750 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:08,801 ♪ Out here fucking it up, uh♪ 751 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,890 ♪ But I'm still fucking it up, wait♪ 752 00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:12,892 ♪ Little body, but the boy sound tough, hold up♪ 753 00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:14,720 ♪ But they saying I'm not rap, Charlamagne, this is hip-hop ♪ 754 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:17,897 ♪ Right? Give me the facts, just keep it real♪ 755 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:18,854 ♪ I'm up and down, like off and on♪ 756 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,813 ♪ I was an ad man at Omnicom♪ 757 00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:22,031 ♪ I used to eat with the parents at the Olive Garden♪ 758 00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:23,729 ♪ I was wearing nothing but Ralph Lauren♪ 759 00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:25,774 ♪ My mom adorned me, and I like milking porn♪ 760 00:27:25,818 --> 00:27:26,862 ♪ But I guess that's less important♪ 761 00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:28,603 ♪ Just a little sidenote about me♪ 762 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,083 ♪ Tell Gata no need, I don't even need weed♪ 763 00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:32,041 ♪ I'll smoke this beat like♪ 764 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:34,478 ♪ All of that, all the smoke, I need all of that♪ 765 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:35,958 ♪ Trust-fall them, they falling back♪ 766 00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:37,743 ♪ I don't know nothing about life♪ 767 00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,135 ♪ But I write it like a book, wait♪ 768 00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:41,137 ♪ How you doing? I'm good, great♪ 769 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:43,270 ♪ And if you see me up on the street, say, "Hi, LD" ♪ 770 00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:45,751 ♪ And I'll stop you and say, "Well, my name is..."♪ 771 00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:48,144 What's your name? 772 00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:50,669 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 773 00:28:53,470 --> 00:28:55,429 I would like to explore the idea 774 00:28:55,472 --> 00:28:57,126 of tokenism in the workplace, 775 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,650 where one minority is propped up 776 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:02,218 to cover the experience of the entire population. 777 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:03,785 WOMAN: That's interesting. 778 00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:05,831 Wait. Sorry. You're not sayingyou feel that way here? 779 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,267 [inhales] 780 00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:17,016 MAN: I had no idea what I would find 781 00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:18,800 when I went searching for my father. 782 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:21,847 They flashed the Zodiac Killer,and my heart stopped. 783 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:24,501 WOMAN: He believes he is the son of the Zodiac. 784 00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:35,904 MAN: We have 15 minutesand you have some cool stuffto show us. 785 00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:40,779 -[beeps] -[laughs] Oh, yeah. 786 00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:45,000 I want you to join Devs. 787 00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:48,874 WOMAN: What is Devs? 788 00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:54,140 It's the most beautiful thingI've ever seen. 62926

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