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Previously on "Broke..."
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SAMMY: My family used to be
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- just me and my mom.
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
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Until one day the doorbell rang.
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It was my mom's sister, Aunt Lizzie...
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- Hi there!
- ?Jackie, it is us!
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...her husband T�o Javi and Luis.
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Who is Luis, you ask?
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Luis is my assistant, my driver,
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but more importantly, my friend.
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SAMMY: T�o Javi messed
up and lost all his money,
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so he and Aunt Lizzie
had to move in with us,
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which is great because now the
house is loud and busy and fun,
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and I hope it stays that way.
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Oh, Luis, take a picture of me
struggling with this trunk,
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and send to mi pap�.
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Please, Javier, allow me.
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You haven't carried anything
through a door since your wedding day.
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And even then, I helped.
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But I need him to see that I've changed
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and now understand
what hard work is. Come.
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(GRUNTING) Got it?
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- Got it.
- Good.
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(WIND WHISTLING): S�...
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Am I crazy or did the fireplace
just say "s�"?
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It whistles like that whenever
the Santa Ana winds kick up.
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Mom used to bug Dad to fix it,
because it's super annoying.
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And now Lizzie's bugging me to
fix it, which is super annoying.
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(WIND WHISTLING): S�...
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I kind of like it.
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It's like getting positive reinforcement
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from a spooky Spanish man.
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Hi, guys. What's all this stuff?
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Javier's mother finally sent us
some of our things!
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She sent all of the essentials.
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Exactly! Ooh, vases,
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tiny espresso cups.
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(GASPS) My favorite
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sculpture/bracelet holder.
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Ah. Oh.
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This will look perfect in the foyer.
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If "foyer" is French for trash,
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then I agree.
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Oh, my cashmere throws!
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This will look perfect covering...
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practically anything here.
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No.
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Nothing fancy.
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Sammy and I need to be able
to eat on the couch
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without worrying
if we're gonna drop a pickle.
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Sammy, pickle, six o'clock.
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I'm all over it.
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Couch pickles aside,
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I just think this place
could use a little sprucing up.
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Sprucing up how?
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A little painting, a little recovering,
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a lot of recycling.
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You want to throw that pillow out?
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No, I don't want to throw it out.
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I want to light it on fire
and launch it down the Ganges.
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You're just like Mom, always trying
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to change things around here.
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Well, you're just like Dad,
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whose decorating style was:
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"I'm sure we'll get used to the smell."
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And we did.
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Just let me make some changes.
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I live here, too. I should have a say.
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This is my house, and I
like it the way it is.
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But have you ever considered
the reason why you like it
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is because you have horrible taste?
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I just want your weird stuff out of here.
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My things are not weird!
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JAVIER: Behold!
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What the hell is that?
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It is a painting I made of Elizabeth.
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Let me clarify.
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Javier is an amazing artist,
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but he's never been great
at painting hands.
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Hence, the modesty birds.
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Well, I love it.
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And I think it looks perfect there.
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I hate it, and it's coming down.
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- ELIZABETH: Wait, no. Stop!
- ?Oh!
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(STAMMERS) Oh!
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Oh, God.
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Don't worry, mi coraz�n, I will paint you
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a new Mona-Lizabeth right away.
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He can paint it,
but it is not going up there.
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Yes, it is. It's a masterpiece.
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It's freakin' parrot porn!
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Paint it and put it up, honey.
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I wouldn't if I were you, honey.
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Dare I say, you are in a pickle.
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- Is there another pickle?
- No.
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No, no. ?No, no.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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Do you know what I think
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Jackie's problem was with the painting?
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Besides all the things she said?
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No.
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Well, it was only of Elizabeth.
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If a painting is
going up over the mantle,
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it should feature both sisters.
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But what bird to replace Jackie's hands?
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Any ideas, Sammy?
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I like ducks.
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Ah... a mallard man.
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Luis,
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to the finest art supply store
in Beverly Hills.
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How much money do we have to spend?
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To the cheapest paint store in Reseda.
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Very well. I will lay out
your painting clothes.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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This is weird.
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Oh, I drizzled a little
balsamic on the melon
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to give it a little oomph.
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JACKIE: Come on, Sammy, school!
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Sorry, looks like I'm gonna
have to take my oomph to go.
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No, the melon isn't weird.
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I just got a message from mi pap�.
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Apparently, he hasn't gotten the pictures
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you've sent of my struggles.
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Really?
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And this is terrible, because if mi pap�
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doesn't see my efforts,
how will he open his arms,
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his heart,
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his bank accounts?
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Luis?
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Any idea why he hasn't gotten the photos?
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Do you want me to ask around?
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I want to know the truth.
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The only thing I can think of
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is perhaps he did not get them...
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because I thought it was
a horrible idea to send them.
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...barbecue accessories.
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Ah.
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Hey, are you a painter?
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Why, yes, I am.
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How can you tell?
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Lucky guess.
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Look, I can pay you $120 for the day.
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Let me know now; the truck's leaving,
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and the house won't paint itself.
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- Oh, a house painter?
- ?Yeah.
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Well, a real job like that
will impress mi pap�.
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Let me confer with my assistant.
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No.
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I can make my own decisions.
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Sure, guy.
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I will just let my assistant know.
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Assistant, huh?
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Okay, I'll just tell my, uh,
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chauffeur to get the Chevy warmed up.
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Javier?
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Javi?
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Has anyone seen an undeniably
handsome man about this tall?
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Oh, I thought you liked the sound
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of the fireplace whistling.
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I do, but it turns out
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I hate the sound
of you complaining even more.
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Looks like the damper's stuck.
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Hang on a sec.
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There's some kind of shelf in here.
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And a box.
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If it's money
or a map to money or a riddle
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that leads to a map to money,
we're splitting it.
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Damn it, there's a lock!
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Calm down. I have a key.
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(GRUNTS) Whoa.
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That is the biggest diamond
I have ever seen.
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It-it's probably mine!
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I could've dropped it!
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I'm just kidding. It's just
a bunch of old letters.
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It's made out to Mom.
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"I can't wait to see you again.
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"I need you.
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"I long for your kiss.
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Love, Alex."
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Whoa.
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Did Mom ever talk about an Alex?
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That must've been before Dad.
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Well, that's a good
theory until you get to:
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"P.S., I hope your husband
isn't suspicious of us""
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Oh, my God.
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Lizzie, was Mom having an affair?
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(WIND WHISTLING): S�...
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(SIGHS)
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Believe it or not, this is my first
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painting commission not featuring birds.
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Though I will say that a tiny robin
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would look charming in the corner.
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Let's just keep it simple, Picasso.
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Oh, my work is usually
compared to Diego Rivera,
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but thank you, Boris.
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Would you mind taking
a picture for mi pap�?
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Another one?
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I took less pictures
when my son was born.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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Thank you.
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(MUTTERS)
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Assistant again, huh?
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What did he want this time?
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Well, it's gonna sound silly.
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Please, tell us.
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He wanted to know when we nap.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Didn't I tell you this guy was hilarious?
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And that... and that is funny because
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we will definitely not be napping, right?
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(LAUGHTER)
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"I dreamt we went to Paris and made love
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"on the banks of the Seine.
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"Maybe someday.
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Love, Alex."
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(LAUGHS)
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Lizzie, stop enjoying those.
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This isn't 50 Shades of Reseda.
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What would poor Dad
think if he read these?
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"Poor Dad" is a con artist
who's always in and out of
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- (WHISPERS): prison.
- Oh, you don't have to whisper.
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Most of these people have been in prison.
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I'm just saying Mom was
lonely when Dad was away.
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So what?
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You don't cheat.
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If you want to cheat, you get a divorce.
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All three of my wives cheated on me,
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but I never divorced them.
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They divorced me.
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See? Keith gets it.
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I get what Mom saw in this guy.
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I mean, he's charming and cultured.
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Just like me.
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Oh, my God.
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Look at these dates.
I mean, the timing works out.
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What if this guy is actually my father?
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What?
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Come on! I mean,
it would explain so much.
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Like why you're the size of
a giraffe and I'm normal height.
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And the way Alex McBride writes is so...
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Fussy and pretentious?
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Yes!
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Like me.
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Aren't you even a little curious?
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Even if Alex McBride is not my dad,
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he could tell us stuff about Mom
that we never knew.
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This guy could've broken up our family.
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I don't need to know about that.
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But he made Mom happy.
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I think we should use
these letters to track him down.
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Look, it's been 20 years.
We are never gonna find him.
267
00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:34,882
KEITH: Found him!
268
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,762
There's one Alex McBride
living in this area.
269
00:11:38,786 --> 00:11:39,849
What?
270
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,922
I do a little private eye
work on the side.
271
00:11:41,946 --> 00:11:43,291
No, you don't.
272
00:11:43,315 --> 00:11:47,028
Fine. I do a little light
stalking on the side.
273
00:11:47,685 --> 00:11:49,885
Either way, here's the address.
274
00:11:52,657 --> 00:11:55,910
Wow. This is actually happening.
275
00:11:56,661 --> 00:11:58,072
Jackie, please come with me.
276
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:01,264
No. You're on your own.
277
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,085
Then I'm off.
278
00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:08,983
Off to find the man
who knows intimate details
279
00:12:09,007 --> 00:12:13,276
about our mother, who might
also be my father, by myself.
280
00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:16,252
(SIGHS)
281
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,397
Lizzie, wait.
282
00:12:18,658 --> 00:12:21,035
Can you pick up some
toilet paper on your way home?
283
00:12:23,254 --> 00:12:25,833
(SIGHS)
284
00:12:25,857 --> 00:12:27,835
Tired?
285
00:12:27,859 --> 00:12:29,999
Oh, yes. A little.
286
00:12:30,023 --> 00:12:31,906
I worked all week as a ride-share driver.
287
00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:33,808
It's not a big deal, but I have two jobs.
288
00:12:33,832 --> 00:12:35,309
You're right, it's not a big deal.
289
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,345
Most of us have five or six jobs, bro.
290
00:12:38,077 --> 00:12:39,780
So you don't get a day off?
291
00:12:39,804 --> 00:12:41,015
What's a day off?
292
00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:43,803
Gabriel always works, even in his sleep.
293
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:45,820
He does sleep studies.
294
00:12:45,844 --> 00:12:48,597
Whatever it takes to support my family.
295
00:12:48,621 --> 00:12:49,943
MARCOS: And I send all my money
296
00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:51,158
to Columbia for my daughter.
297
00:12:51,182 --> 00:12:52,765
- Bogot�?
- ?No.
298
00:12:52,789 --> 00:12:54,343
Columbia University.
299
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,198
She's a philosophy major.
300
00:12:57,555 --> 00:12:59,555
So I'll be working till the day I die.
301
00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:03,359
But I would do anything for my daughter.
302
00:13:05,688 --> 00:13:07,942
That's how my father was for me.
303
00:13:08,693 --> 00:13:09,895
And I'm sure you appreciated it.
304
00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:13,432
Well, maybe not as much as I should have.
305
00:13:13,904 --> 00:13:16,235
And it makes me feel that
sending all of those photos
306
00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:19,972
to him is... well, a little silly.
307
00:13:19,996 --> 00:13:21,207
That's lunch.
308
00:13:21,231 --> 00:13:22,875
Oh. Oh, I didn't bring lunch.
309
00:13:22,899 --> 00:13:25,611
Is there a Jersey Mike's nearby?
I have a punch card.
310
00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:28,914
No worries, man. We'll share.
311
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,649
Yeah, we can't let Picasso go hungry.
312
00:13:30,673 --> 00:13:31,884
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
313
00:13:31,908 --> 00:13:33,319
You're all so generous.
314
00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:35,421
I have really learned a lot from you.
315
00:13:35,968 --> 00:13:37,456
We've learned from you, too.
316
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,757
Oh, really? What?
317
00:13:38,781 --> 00:13:41,227
That Boris will pretty much hire anybody.
318
00:13:41,251 --> 00:13:43,251
(LAUGHTER)
319
00:13:45,536 --> 00:13:46,899
Whiskey.
320
00:13:47,146 --> 00:13:48,334
Tough day?
321
00:13:48,358 --> 00:13:51,359
Javier is mad at me.
322
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:56,675
I was only trying to do
323
00:13:56,699 --> 00:13:58,677
what I thought was best for him.
324
00:13:58,701 --> 00:14:00,145
To prevent him from making mistakes
325
00:14:00,169 --> 00:14:01,514
so he wouldn't get hurt.
326
00:14:01,538 --> 00:14:02,915
I don't remember a time
327
00:14:02,939 --> 00:14:04,750
when I didn't look out for Javier.
328
00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:07,086
Ever since we were children,
we've been close.
329
00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:09,655
What, you were his little boy butler,
330
00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:11,824
helping him with juice boxes?
331
00:14:11,848 --> 00:14:14,799
No, I was not his boy butler.
332
00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:17,830
But I did help him with his juice boxes.
333
00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:22,868
Javier and I have different parents,
but we are brothers.
334
00:14:23,587 --> 00:14:25,008
And brothers help one another,
335
00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:27,066
no matter what.
336
00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:29,508
(SIGHS) Damn it.
337
00:14:29,532 --> 00:14:31,510
Pete, cover me.
338
00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:32,711
Where are you going?
339
00:14:32,735 --> 00:14:35,047
I am going to help my sister find out
340
00:14:35,071 --> 00:14:37,383
if the man that had an affair
with our mother
341
00:14:37,407 --> 00:14:39,156
is actually our father.
342
00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:43,489
Wait.
343
00:14:43,513 --> 00:14:45,546
Pick up toilet paper on the way home.
344
00:14:51,566 --> 00:14:53,032
(QUIETLY): You can do this.
345
00:14:53,056 --> 00:14:54,733
JACKIE: Are you sure?
346
00:14:55,548 --> 00:14:56,735
What are you doing here?
347
00:14:56,759 --> 00:14:59,071
Hey, I'm your sister.
348
00:14:59,385 --> 00:15:02,975
Even if it turns out you're
just a little tiny love child.
349
00:15:04,014 --> 00:15:06,145
I just didn't think I'd be this nervous.
350
00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:07,346
Uh, what if he...
351
00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:08,914
(SHOUTS) What are you doing?
352
00:15:08,938 --> 00:15:10,871
I'm just ripping off
the Band-Aid. Look alive.
353
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,039
Hello, ladies.
354
00:15:15,064 --> 00:15:17,732
Sorry it took me a moment
to get to the foyer.
355
00:15:19,248 --> 00:15:21,393
Foyer.
356
00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:23,829
Oh, my God, this is real.
357
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,097
Hello, sir.
358
00:15:25,121 --> 00:15:28,067
Um, my name is Elizabeth,
359
00:15:28,091 --> 00:15:30,202
and I'm, uh, I'm...
360
00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:32,371
Are you Alex McBride?
361
00:15:32,395 --> 00:15:35,007
No, I'm not. Alex is my wife.
362
00:15:35,031 --> 00:15:36,408
Honey!
363
00:15:36,432 --> 00:15:39,200
These young ladies are looking for you.
364
00:15:41,037 --> 00:15:44,083
I'm sorry. We're at the wrong place.
365
00:15:44,107 --> 00:15:47,641
Oh... Jackie? Lizzie?
366
00:15:48,311 --> 00:15:50,895
You look so much like your mother.
367
00:15:53,272 --> 00:15:55,461
Well, you can relax.
368
00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:58,119
Pretty sure that this lady
is not your dad.
369
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,249
(BOTH SLURPING)
370
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,856
Are you girls ready to talk yet?
371
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,692
Sorry, we're just processing.
372
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:21,996
We didn't know
that our mom was into women.
373
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:25,633
Though she did watch
a lot of ladies' tennis.
374
00:16:25,657 --> 00:16:28,369
I don't know if she was into women
375
00:16:28,393 --> 00:16:31,572
as much as she was into me.
376
00:16:31,596 --> 00:16:34,975
So, uh, when did you...
377
00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:38,746
uh, why did you, uh... what...
378
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:41,782
We found each other
when we needed each other.
379
00:16:41,806 --> 00:16:44,251
Your father was in prison, and...
380
00:16:44,502 --> 00:16:46,187
my husband, well,
381
00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:49,090
he's deeper in the closet
than my ski jacket.
382
00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:51,859
Well, from the letters,
383
00:16:51,883 --> 00:16:53,828
it sounds like you two
really cared for each other.
384
00:16:53,852 --> 00:16:56,197
We were very much in love.
385
00:16:56,221 --> 00:16:58,199
But she loved you girls more.
386
00:16:58,223 --> 00:17:00,935
She didn't want to break up your family.
387
00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:02,803
Um,
388
00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:05,506
would you like to see some
of the letters she wrote me?
389
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:07,875
We would love to see them.
390
00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:09,577
Lizzie,
391
00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:11,846
I came to visit your mom
when she was in the hospital,
392
00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,781
and she was so afraid
393
00:17:13,805 --> 00:17:16,016
you were gonna be lonely when she passed
394
00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:19,587
because you're so different
than Jackie and your father.
395
00:17:19,611 --> 00:17:22,498
She'd be so happy you
girls stuck together.
396
00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:25,251
I'm gonna get those letters.
397
00:17:27,169 --> 00:17:28,762
Well, I never thought
398
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,065
we were that different
when we were little.
399
00:17:31,089 --> 00:17:33,759
I thought you got weird, like, way later.
400
00:17:35,011 --> 00:17:36,871
Mom and I used to sneak out
401
00:17:36,895 --> 00:17:38,873
for little fancy adventures.
402
00:17:38,897 --> 00:17:41,609
We'd put on dresses, get manicures,
403
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:44,311
go to a diner and have tea like Eloise.
404
00:17:44,812 --> 00:17:46,313
I had no idea.
405
00:17:46,337 --> 00:17:47,915
Because we hid it.
406
00:17:47,939 --> 00:17:49,817
Otherwise you and Dad
would have made fun of us.
407
00:17:49,841 --> 00:17:51,819
What?
408
00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:54,455
Yeah, that's definitely true.
409
00:17:54,479 --> 00:17:56,924
And then, once she passed,
410
00:17:56,948 --> 00:17:58,726
I had to fit in with you guys.
411
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,795
Get tougher, stop brushing my hair.
412
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,732
Burp on cue.
413
00:18:04,756 --> 00:18:07,434
I'm sorry if you were lonely.
I should have known.
414
00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:09,436
We were kids.
415
00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:12,461
Besides, I'm not lonely now.
416
00:18:14,299 --> 00:18:15,865
(BELCHES)
417
00:18:16,935 --> 00:18:18,301
(BELCHES)
418
00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:23,973
I see you both take
after your father as well.
419
00:18:26,144 --> 00:18:27,944
(DOOR OPENS)
420
00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:34,317
Uh...
421
00:18:35,212 --> 00:18:36,733
_
422
00:18:36,757 --> 00:18:39,325
_
423
00:18:41,202 --> 00:18:44,054
_
424
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,291
_
425
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,960
_
426
00:18:50,753 --> 00:18:52,753
_
427
00:18:53,037 --> 00:18:54,704
(SQUEAKS)
428
00:18:56,592 --> 00:18:58,592
_
429
00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:04,033
_
430
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,511
_
431
00:19:06,535 --> 00:19:09,855
_
432
00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:13,148
_
433
00:19:14,527 --> 00:19:16,527
_
434
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,697
_
435
00:19:19,218 --> 00:19:20,883
_
436
00:19:21,742 --> 00:19:23,160
_
437
00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:28,539
_
438
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:30,666
_
439
00:19:33,462 --> 00:19:35,462
_
440
00:19:36,302 --> 00:19:38,302
_
441
00:19:42,131 --> 00:19:44,172
Ooh, you like the cashmere.
442
00:19:44,196 --> 00:19:47,868
Are you coming over to the dark
side of comfort and luxury?
443
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:51,739
I never knew anything
could feel this soft.
444
00:19:51,763 --> 00:19:54,675
It should be soft. It cost $3,000.
445
00:19:54,699 --> 00:19:58,345
But go ahead, drop a
pickle on it, you savage.
446
00:19:58,369 --> 00:19:59,947
Ha. You know I will.
447
00:19:59,971 --> 00:20:01,682
(LAUGHS)
448
00:20:02,074 --> 00:20:03,784
Oh, good, you're finally home.
449
00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:06,453
Mi coraz�n, you will nt
believe the day I have had.
450
00:20:06,477 --> 00:20:08,455
I have been dying to tell you
about my day as well.
451
00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:10,958
Not only did I paint an entire
house, but I met some great guys
452
00:20:10,982 --> 00:20:12,359
who put things in perspective.
453
00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:14,962
And how many naps did I take, you ask?
454
00:20:14,986 --> 00:20:16,630
Zero.
455
00:20:17,506 --> 00:20:20,434
Jackie and I found out that our
mom was having a secret affair.
456
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,870
For three hours, I thought
he was actually my father,
457
00:20:22,894 --> 00:20:25,264
but then he turned out to be a she.
458
00:20:26,264 --> 00:20:27,563
Okay, you win.
459
00:20:29,434 --> 00:20:31,779
And how are you feeling
about all this, mi amor?
460
00:20:31,803 --> 00:20:34,615
(SIGHS) Well, it was a lot to take in.
461
00:20:34,639 --> 00:20:38,385
But we got to know our mom as
a person, not just as a mom.
462
00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:39,787
JACKIE: And it kind of felt
463
00:20:39,811 --> 00:20:41,622
like she was with us all day.
464
00:20:41,646 --> 00:20:43,123
ELIZABETH: And now whenever
we want to think about her,
465
00:20:43,147 --> 00:20:45,150
we can just open up one of her letters.
466
00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:48,429
Or you can see her all the time,
467
00:20:48,919 --> 00:20:50,463
over the mantle.
468
00:20:50,526 --> 00:20:53,133
What was your mother's favorite bird?
469
00:20:53,157 --> 00:20:54,957
- Not happening.
- No, honey.
470
00:20:55,007 --> 00:20:59,557
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